bayern-munich

[humble trench]

osimhen fits the team tbh

really fast

kane doesn't fit the current team imo

were playing more pace now

Eh we could spend 30M more on Osimhen I guess

I calculated salaries and everything realistic if we could sell and buy players I listed

We'd have like 33M free money from wages

sell gnabry?

do that?

Which could go into Osimhen funds I guess

[humble trench]

Yes

swap deal

gnabry + 50m

For Osimhen?

would be perfect

ye

Napoli have to be dumb or something to accept that lol

Italians

you never know

Best striker currently compared to a bum who doesn't know how to play football as a striker 😭

best striker is haaland

[humble trench]

Napoli are terrorists to discuss with

[humble trench]

Ok top 3 striker then

[humble trench]

we are Bayern

we even got alot of money for Lewandowski

Barca tax

he wanted to leave really bad

They spend more on everyone

Coutinho, Dembele, Torres

oh yeah true....

I just hope whoever we get as striker won't be injury prone

Osimhen can be a bit injury prone

[strong saddle]

osi faltered today, despite his goal

[humble trench]

Osimhen would turn into akinfenwa (or how u write his name)

[strong saddle]

or two

if you count the handball one

[humble trench]

Who let Kvara take the pen smh

[strong saddle]

idk

[humble trench]

Milan deserved the win tbh

Now we have Milan derby

Potentially

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1648458570411966465?t=YBhgNu2izDHQ9A4SU7lfNg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Both Sadio Mané and Serge Gnabry are candidates for sale this summer. Meanwhile, Hasan Salihamidžić considers Ryan Gravenberch not for sale as he believes in his big potential [@altobelli13, @cfbayern]

Twitter · Apr 18, 2023, 10:48 PM

Now I gotta hear some news about Goretzka

And this will be perfect

WEWW

My ideal squad next season:

4th choice winger a bit tough to think of

Could go Arijon

[surreal snow]

guys

another signing out of blue air just like cancelo

[humble trench]

Not bad

[humble trench]

pretty sure gravenberch is leaving

and deserved tbh

[strong saddle]

h alrady did

if osimhen doesnt work out, he's number two

[humble trench]

I invest 0.034 b on a down fall of Bayern

[paper urchin]

Napoli out of ucl

Getting oshimenn will be easy now

[surreal snow]

Im betting my life on a 4-0 win vs city

this would be plan b

[silk trench]

the chances

are VERY LOW

but if they do that,

it’ll be a mircal

miracle

[paper urchin]

😭

[humble trench]

Game ending 2-0 or 3-1

[humble trench]

match day.

[humble trench]

same

[humble trench]

should i wear my 2013 signed robben kit tonight? or the CL de ligt one (not signed)?

[humble trench]

Yes please.

[humble trench]

De Ligt

Gonna score a brace

cancelo 90+4

sane 90+5

[humble trench]

i hope

another screamer please

🙏

[humble trench]

pavard looking and thinking how hes able to murder tuchel

Pavard when he has to play RB again under Tuchel

he can play CB tonight

Idek when was last time Mazraoui played

or play cancelo midfield

[humble trench]

before WC i think

[humble trench]

Yeah that's not happening

but we need him

[humble trench]

No I remember he got subbed on some time last month

Ok so he got 12 mins vs Augsburg and 1 min vs Freiburg 😭

😭

he should be a starter

for every match

we played so good when he was playing rb

[humble trench]

u not even want just 3-3, u want 4-3 lol

[humble trench]

Barça make it with 4 0

But PSG was not a great at the time

And Bayern don't have many clutch Players

Nah senior pep pls finish theme

[daring geode]

0% chance 100% faith

We bottled our entire season in 2 weeks

I don't expect to recover

[humble trench]

1% chance

[humble trench]

I don't have hope either but maybe our players will play with everything they got

No one will try vs Hoffenheim

Vs City we have to score 3, we need determination and ambition to give it our all for those 90 mins

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1648653862767669249

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Wolfsburg greenkeeper Peter Sauer will join FC Bayern from May 1st. Sauer is considered one of the best at his job and ensured that Wolfsburg won the DFL's "Pitch of the Year" award several times in recent years [@kicker]

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Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 11:44 AM

Best signing coming in

[silk trench]

Yes

we can do this

[trail bloom]

we arent chelsea

we can comeback

and we will

[sullen idol]

✊🏼

[strong saddle]

When's the game, 5 hours?

[sullen idol]

6

[strong saddle]

Ah

[reef prairie]

not even nervous lmao

we win 2-1

[blazing cave]

And we still go through?

Dont u want your team to win at least 4-0

[primal moss]

I like Bayern but that 0-3 is a lot to catch up, you'll need like 4+

[tidal hornet]

Score 3 in normal time, bring it to penalties, watch Bayern miss all their shots

[primal moss]

ughhh 3 hours and 30 mins till it starts...

[inland moth]

bruh

[humble trench]

If I don't see a comeback, my month is ruined

[tired prism]

We're putting 4 past city tonight

Mia san Mia

Comeback is on

[inland moth]

inshallah

[wet blade]

Never give up

It's gonna be tough but were up for it. We are Bayern.
Mia san mia 🤍❤️

[humble trench]

uhoh

city wants davies

He ain't leaving

i hope not

I mean what reason does he have to leave?

He has great friends here like Musiala

Playing for a big team with european trophies

[primal moss]

2 hours and 5 minutes lefttt

[humble trench]

2 hours and 3 mins left

[strong saddle]

im hiding here the entire time

[humble trench]

Starting XI announced soon

Please please please let it be Choupo Sane Muller Coman up front

[strong saddle]

oh no

what is it

[humble trench]

Fifa's taking the piss

I'm on last match in offline draft and I'm up against City

[tired prism]

Bayern v Porto

I remember that game

We smashed them 6-1 at home in the 2nd leg

[tired prism]

Muller better start this time

Don't be stupid tuchel

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1648741602863480847?t=tXIqV3in3feTGWXjsXoPUQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Man City:

Sommer -
Pavard, Upamecano, de Ligt, Cancelo -
Kimmich ©, Goretzka -
Sané, Musiala, Coman -
Choupo-Moting

#MiaSanMia

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 5:33 PM

Musiala..

[tired prism]

F off

No muller

We're going out

[humble trench]

Pavard as well

[tired prism]

START MULLER

Tuchel is a prick

Muller is our most important player and he keeps getting benched

[humble trench]

I would put Musiala alongside Kimmich

[reef prairie]

hmm

[humble trench]

And Muller CAM

[clever hound]

musiala bruh

[tired prism]

We're 100% going out

[inland moth]

nah nah

[tired prism]

Muller would've changed the game

[clever hound]

At least ecm

[inland moth]

Sit back and learn

[tidal hornet]

Don't worry, Mane's on the bench to really put the match to bed

[primal moss]

1 hour 24 minutes ladsss

[clever hound]

agree that its better than last time

[inland moth]

No gnabry we are winning

[clever hound]

im crying myself to sleep tonight

[reef prairie]

cancelo is fine

but musiala not

were out

[reef prairie]

☠️

[inland moth]

Choupo-Moting will cook

[reef prairie]

he needs muller tho

[clever hound]

Lucas I hope you’re gonna wake up with this haircut tmrw

[reef prairie]

musiala is inconsistent

[clever hound]

I really do

[inland moth]

Musiala will cook again

I feel it in my ass

[clever hound]

sceptical

[reef prairie]

🙏

[clever hound]

nah bro whatever positive mindset

bonus home points come on

[glossy escarp]

https://twitter.com/mancity/status/1648741789774250016?s=46&t=t_cWjbNZQ_S98aYkc6JzGg
https://twitter.com/FCBayern/status/1648742377941499928?cxt=HHwWsICwtaKdweEtAAAA

Manchester City (@ManCity)

📋 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦 📋

XI | Ederson, Stones, Akanji, Dias, Ake, Rodrigo, De Bruyne, Gundogan (C), Bernardo, Grealish, Haaland

SUBS | Ortega Moreno, Carson, Walker, Phillips, Laporte, Alvarez, Gomez, Mahrez, Perrone, Foden, Palmer, Lewis

#ManCity

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358

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 5:34 PM

FC Bayern München (@FCBayern)

❗ So starten wir in das Viertelfinal-Rückspiel gegen @ManCity. 🔥

#FCBMCI #PACKMAS

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512

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 5:36 PM

[reef prairie]

me rn

[clever hound]

me tonight

[strong saddle]

No muller

BRUH

[clever hound]

might sub him on for like the last 5mins

[strong saddle]

I FORGOT YOU CANT CURSE ANYMORE

[clever hound]

Fr???

Since when

[strong saddle]

Yeeee

[daring geode]

muller regretting the fact that nagelsmann left the club:-

[strong saddle]

Couple days ago

[clever hound]

quite funny

[strong saddle]

They announced that they'd be cracking down on swearing and other stuff

[shut zenith]

yo Bayern fans thoughts on the line up

?

[humble trench]

Bruh

Huge L

[strong saddle]

What I was trying to say is gnabry isn't starting, so it's a good and bad thing

[strong saddle]

Yeah its dumb as hell

[humble trench]

So if I swear will my message be deleted?

[clever hound]

yo endon wbk we’ve screwed since game 2🔥🔥🔥

[inland moth]

SUPER BAYERN SUPER BAYERN EY EY

[shut zenith]

nahh yall got it

[strong saddle]

I got filtered for saying the f word

[humble trench]

Yep

Tried saying sh word

So dumb

Probably bc of all the 12 year olds debating messi vs ronaldo

[strong saddle]

"we want to create a positive and engaging environment for all of our members to enjoy"

I feel like I'm little again

[mortal shore]

Choupo goatingM

[humble trench]

Oh well

[strong saddle]

Yeah, it is what it is ig

[clever hound]

do yall think im gonna finish all my business by the time the match starts

[mortal shore]

I'm a mane believer so I'm sad hes not playing but decent lineup ig

[clever hound]

I gotta be on time but procrastinating

[strong saddle]

I said this before

[humble trench]

Stop procrastinating then

[clever hound]

damn you unique

[strong saddle]

I am not going to the match chat at all, I'm hiding here with you guys

[clever hound]

my procrastination has decreased

[humble trench]

I'm just gonna check there for memes

[clever hound]

good idea

[strong saddle]

I'm relying on here to provide live updates

[long fox]

Choupo starting

Where Muller at tho

[humble trench]

Btw we all know the real lineup vs City

[tidal hornet]

Lineup is a small improvement, but not big enough

[clever hound]

the unbeatable

[humble trench]

We haven't lost any games at all

Best team of all time

[rocky monolith]

Can Bayern save football tonight?

[clever hound]

biggest fanbase of all time

[paper urchin]

Muller is benched again 🙏

[long fox]

Where am I at?

[humble trench]

We made this lineup after losing 3-0 with the people that were there

You can play RM if you want since Viktor wanted to be on the bench

[long fox]

I work best at CAM but that'll do too lmao

[paper urchin]

Ohh that's our discord squad

Add me in?

[humble trench]

You can be on the bench I guess

[paper urchin]

Cool

LW

[long fox]

Can't believe we benchin Muller in UCL games tho

[humble trench]

Good to have subs

[clever hound]

I remember being on here half of the night, as much as the result hit, it was nice to share thoughts and cry about it

[long fox]

But good thing Choupo's starting

[reef prairie]

i would say 30% tuchel terrorism for this lineup

muller is a must have

[inland moth]

Müller is kept for 2nd half

[paper urchin]

Why is goretzka playing man

[inland moth]

trust

[long fox]

Wait, is Cancelo starting?

[reef prairie]

yes

[inland moth]

yes

[paper urchin]

Yes

[long fox]

Good

[inland moth]

big w

Davies been ass

[paper urchin]

No cancelo kimmich midfield 😔

Can we comeback

[inland moth]

we will win

[paper urchin]

💪👊

[inland moth]

I will be there

[mortal shore]

Pep when hearing that 4times

[daring geode]

also pep scoring 7 goals for safety 💀

[inland moth]

Also pep knowing he left the better club

[daring geode]

nah,pep leaving is smt which def was good decision

he doesn't keep one stable tactic in his sleeve

[long fox]

I wanna hear some YABBA DABBA DOOS today

[mortal shore]

If city scores 1 goal tie is over

[daring geode]

I still believe if pep's surprise tactical change didn't work,bayern would have trashed city at ethihad 3-0/4-0

but it worked

so well

[paper urchin]

If we make it to pens

We could win

[mortal shore]

If they can score 3 we can score 6ngl

[long fox]

Let's go get one early goal

[cloud rivet]

he isnt playing career mode vs the computer to have the same approach

[clever hound]

We can’t be that awful, manchester shi ti humiliated us so hard last time

[paper urchin]

Ederson is bad at pens

[clever hound]

about time learning from failures

[mortal shore]

Hoffenheim match wasn't too convincing a lot of chances wasted

[clever hound]

this would awaken all of our players i swear

[rocky monolith]

Bayern should’ve parked the bus at the emptyhad

[clever hound]

They will be bloodthirsty

[cloud rivet]

how often do bayern park the bus?

[strong saddle]

Even if we do lose, I'd much rather see us lose while putting up a fight, but if we win, I'll be ecstatic

[rocky monolith]

Rarely, but uncharacteristically of them, they had no strategy

[clever hound]

I wish we could at least slide through penalties but manc isn’t leaving without a goal which means we at least have to score 4-5 which has technically low chances but never give up lmao

[humble trench]

i hope city lose

[clever hound]

damn i suck at fast typing

[cloud rivet]

yea it would have been worse if they had parked the bus then , prolly would have looked like a bunch of lost kids in a server room

[inland moth]

we never Park the bus

[cloud rivet]

not to mention the score could have been 3-2 or 3-3 but ederson decided to rent spider sense

[inland moth]

it's not our style

[wet blade]

Solid lineup honestly

[cloud rivet]

ayo Qatari?

[wet blade]

though Hes gonna have to bring in muller in the second half, musiala crumbles under pressure as weve seen from the first leg

[wet blade]

yep

[cloud rivet]

sheeesh

rare

[wet blade]

😂

makes it sound like an animal breed

[warped nexus]

https://twitter.com/greatwhite7jna/status/1648644838919905282

CHAMP14🏆NS OF EUROPE👑👑👑 (@greatwhite7jna)

@UTDTrey We have seen it before

Likes

174

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 11:08 AM

will city bottle again

[cloud rivet]

sure does

[wet blade]

We can win this guys

Hopefully first half 2 goals for us

[cloud rivet]

i lived there for like 17 years

[wet blade]

as long as we can score it will be alright

[wet blade]

Oh cool

I dont see a lot of residents in this server

[cloud rivet]

same

[wet blade]

just people who came for the wc

[humble trench]

no muller no party

were losing

[wet blade]

Its alright

not for the whole game though

[humble trench]

no davies, no mazraoui

[wet blade]

Musiala is inexperienced compared to muller

Cancelo over davies though soooo.

we got what were asking for

[humble trench]

true

[wet blade]

I dont mind whatever as long as we score

[long fox]

Let's just hope for the best ig, if it happens it happens

[wet blade]

Im just having thoughts about what if they score another 3

Its scaring me lowkey

Im not ready for that

[blazing cave]

I aint even bothered abt the game

Its the fact how shambles our fans are gonna look compared to urs 😭

[wet blade]

Yepppp tonight i hope theres a massive tifo and stuff

our fans will be the driving force for the teams motivation

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1648746153989529615?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

📸 🏆 #FCBMCI

Likes

655

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 5:51 PM

[cloud rivet]

GL

may the best team win

[wet blade]

🤝

[glass otter]

it is

[humble trench]

should i buy the black and gold kit?

hello guis where can i wach todays match please

[tidal hornet]

On TV somewhere

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/JBerner97/status/1648753887833120769?s=20

Johannes Berner (@JBerner97)

Zum Rückspiel des @FCBayern gegen @ManCity haben die Bayern-Fans in der Südkurve eine große Choreo über 3 Ränge vorbereitet! #FCBMCI #UCL

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192

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 6:22 PM

[strong saddle]

14 minutes

[sterile bison]

how we feeling lads?

[cursive herald]

I'm getting that real Madrid vibe

If only we had a Brazilian youngster

[sterile bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1AWN-ZqGGQ

listening to this on repeat

[glossy escarp]

It's not just because of the Brazilians

[strong saddle]

Nervous but confident

[glossy escarp]

It's the whole team mentality and that

[cursive herald]

Nah screw team mentality real Madrid just spawns in a young Brazilian star every other year that carries them to a ucl lmao

[wet blade]

Nervous

[glossy escarp]

Are we supposed to be rooting for Bayern?

They wouldn't be any easier than City

It would probably be about the same

[sterile bison]

Yesss

yeah but we have a better record vs bayern

and playing at the etihad is cursed

[glossy escarp]

Probably because it's so empty

Our players aren't used to that

[light violet]

i feel comeback

[sterile bison]

YES

COME ON COMEBACCK

[slate meteor]

they would tbh

both equal on paper

the managerial side of things the gap is larger

we could see bayern maybe winning like 3-2

[blazing cave]

Waffle

[glossy escarp]

TuchelInForever if you make it?

[blazing cave]

U should be winning

If theres no 'fan influence'

[cursive herald]

FC BAYERN

COME ON LADS

WE CAN DO THIS

[humble trench]

Wearing the lucky kit

[cursive herald]

GOD WILLING WE CAN DO THIS

[cursive herald]

Same lmao wearing the exact same kit

[humble trench]

What player

[cursive herald]

I wore that kit when we beat PSG

[cursive herald]

Without player

[humble trench]

Ah ok

[cursive herald]

Just Bayern on it

[humble trench]

That's also nice

I got Kimmich

[cursive herald]

Nice

Come on FCB

We can do this

We have choupo goting with us

[strong saddle]

my mind says 'were done for', my soul says 'comeback time'

[cursive herald]

Create chances and choupo will score

[cursive herald]

We will put up a fight Atleast

[strong saddle]

this whole game, we gotta rely on Choupo

mhm

[mortal shore]

Alright

[cursive herald]

InshAllah

[cursive herald]

God willing he will score Atleast 2

[clever hound]

Let’s go friends

[visual trellis]

LETS GOOOOO GUYSS

[long fox]

Lessgetit

[strong saddle]

life

[zealous mauve]

Comeback

[strong saddle]

or death

this game decides the future of our club

here we go

[zealous mauve]

We will win 7:0

[long fox]

If we goin out, go out with a bang

[hazy knot]

Hoping Bayern make a comeback tonight

[clever hound]

Can’t fail this time

[strong saddle]

got mixed feelings so far

[humble trench]

I was thinking abt buying this

[strong saddle]

it is time

[humble trench]

pretty sure they leaked the new season's kit

HERE WE GO

[clever hound]

oh my god they are actually playing something

[mortal shore]

Bruh

If this keeps on going their gonna make a mistake

They keep playing it back to sommer

[unreal wing]

Good luck boys

May the best team win

[strong saddle]

fk

golden opportunity to take an early lead

[visual trellis]

Yep

Its fine we got this

[mortal shore]

Huh what minute u on

[strong saddle]

im basing off chat

[mortal shore]

Chat?

U not watching?

[unreal wing]

Im watching it on tv

[strong saddle]

i cant

[mortal shore]

Ah

[strong saddle]

im on campus right now and the tv is at home

[visual trellis]

Time check?

[unreal wing]

Find some streaming apps in google

[visual trellis]

Whats the time

[mortal shore]

@strong saddle u can watch on google

I think vipleague.I'm streams it

Vipleague.im*

[unreal wing]

7:30

[mortal shore]

7:38

[unreal wing]

50

[visual trellis]

Alr

[mortal shore]

Awww

[visual trellis]

Mine is a minute late

[unreal wing]

Daaamn

[visual trellis]

De ligt

[strong saddle]

ooooooof

[mortal shore]

Alr throw in

Broo

[visual trellis]

BRIH

We are PLAYING god

Good*

[mortal shore]

We need a goal before 20mins pleaSE

[hazy knot]

Damn this is super illegal. I hope you are using a VPN if not you're beyond stupid

[dull skiff]

Handball???

[visual trellis]

Don t think so

Kingsley on fire

[strong saddle]

yellow cancelo

[visual trellis]

Bruhhh

[hazy knot]

City wearing some ugly ass kit tonight

[visual trellis]

lol yeah

banana juice lookin kit

[clever hound]

the way they pass to sommer is making my heart skip a beat

[strong saddle]

everytime they pass it to him, my heartrate goes up

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1648767405647093770

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

"Brazzo + Kahn: Heroes of yesteryear - losers of today" - Banner by some Bayern fans [📸 @ransport]

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 7:15 PM

[dull skiff]

so many fouls 😂

[mortal shore]

I'm watching on TV rn I only use that website for premier league matches

[visual trellis]

LOL commentator just said upamecano is the maguire of bayern

[past kiln]

does the kit really matter…

[strong saddle]

hgtjugvjno

[visual trellis]

Bro why the passes to somer

Sommer *

[dull skiff]

Omg sommer

[visual trellis]

Makes my heart stop

[strong saddle]

STOP DOING THAT

[clever hound]

We aint gonna score a goal sommer is far from a st

[mortal shore]

Omfgg

[clever hound]

bro they playing backwards

[mortal shore]

Sane shoulda scored...

[clever hound]

SANE

[mortal shore]

.......

[clever hound]

I SWEAR

[strong saddle]

THAT

[zealous mauve]

Omg sane

[long fox]

SANE BRO

[zealous mauve]

How many more missed

[humble trench]

Mane needs to punch him again

[visual trellis]

LMAO

[unreal wing]

DAMN so close

[clever hound]

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE EASIEST GOAL

[strong saddle]

first real chance of the game

[inland moth]

SANS MAN

[strong saddle]

blown

[inland moth]

You Goddam

idiot

[clever hound]

If he dont do it im going ti

[unreal wing]

Bayern is cooking

[strong saddle]

he better score to make it up

[visual trellis]

SANE

SANE

WHY

[clever hound]

They’re moving at least

[unreal wing]

RED CARD

😭😭😭

[dull skiff]

Mane laughing rn

[mortal shore]

????

[unreal wing]

OFFSIDE

Omg

[strong saddle]

up is gone

[unreal wing]

What the hell

[long fox]

Upa

[humble trench]

THANK YOU VAR

[strong saddle]

up got red carded

[visual trellis]

BRUN RES

RED

[zealous mauve]

hahahahha

Upamecano sold

Oh

[clever hound]

Im going to kms

[long fox]

Upa, you cretin

[humble trench]

If red I'm turning tv off

No red

[visual trellis]

offside

[mortal shore]

LETS goo

[strong saddle]

upa survives the red

[zealous mauve]

Upamecano really wants that transfer to City

[inland moth]

lucky for us

[clever hound]

Thank you jesus christ and im an atheist

[strong saddle]

thanks to an offside by haaland

yeah

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1648769117141229615

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Upamecano lucky that Haaland was offside there. No red card (18')

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 7:22 PM

[strong saddle]

that was so lucky

[visual trellis]

LOL

[clever hound]

Bro saved our ass 🔥🔥🔥

TUCHEL YELLOW

[unreal wing]

Lmao

[clever hound]

💀💀💀

[rocky monolith]

Haaland should get red for dive

[visual trellis]

Bruh wtf

[unreal wing]

Tuchel

[zealous mauve]

Why is Upamecano still playing man 😭😭😭

[long fox]

We need a goal bro

[inland moth]

ref is so ass

[zealous mauve]

Sell this man pls

[warped nexus]

god i hate this ref

gave yellow to tuchel for clapping

[unreal wing]

REF

[strong saddle]

fk

[rocky monolith]

Ref got paid by UAE

[warped nexus]

give haaland red for dive

[strong saddle]

another chance

[visual trellis]

Ref is ass

[unreal wing]

What the hell

[dull skiff]

LMAOO

[clever hound]

You know damn right hes gonna give cards back and fourth tonight

[visual trellis]

Wtf did tuchel do

[clever hound]

Clapped to hard

[visual trellis]

Netherlands vs argentina incoming lmao

[strong saddle]

WAIT IS THIS THE REF WHO I THINK IT IS

[unreal wing]

Obviously cant control his anger

[clever hound]

Who

[humble trench]

Ref who managed Inter game

Clement something

[strong saddle]

aaahaha

prepare for double digit cards

[unreal wing]

DAMN

[humble trench]

kimmich wow

Nvm

Sane

I wasn't watching

[unreal wing]

sane you should have crossed the ball

[visual trellis]

Bruh

[clever hound]

shouldnt have started upa

[warped nexus]

WHERE DOES THE REF LIVE?

[visual trellis]

Is muller on

[clever hound]

No

[visual trellis]

...

[clever hound]

Im finding his m f address

[visual trellis]

Hes french i think

[dull skiff]

Goretzka ball

[blissful crescent]

Leon

[long fox]

Goretzka you clown

[humble trench]

I'm gonna cry if we keep shooting like this

[strong saddle]

that was his fault

[unreal wing]

Sane get out

[long fox]

This attack is horrendous lmao

[inland moth]

gorezka

[warped nexus]

gosh i hat goretzka

[warped nexus]

fr

sane is good

and coman

but goretztka sub him off

[long fox]

This team is killing me

[inland moth]

we could have scored 2 already

[past kiln]

lol

[unreal wing]

Sanes fault

[warped nexus]

sane and goretzka

[dull skiff]

Literally

[clever hound]

I could have chosen to support anything else

[strong saddle]

everyones saying sub mane lmao

[warped nexus]

no sub off goretzka

[clever hound]

How is the match channel

[strong saddle]

hell on earth

[mortal shore]

Choupo hasn't done anything yet..

[blissful crescent]

Silva is a baller

[rocky monolith]

Same for missing that sitter

Sub sane for missing that open sitter

[clever hound]

Choupo wake up 🔥🔥🔥

Earth is calling‼️‼️

[humble trench]

We need to score 1

In 1st half

I can see it happen

[strong saddle]

ah christ

[humble trench]

If our players wake up

[mortal shore]

1 in first half 2 in second half

Extra time

Coping

[clever hound]

Goretzka oh my god do we have to poke a stick at you do something

[visual trellis]

SOMMER

STOP

[blissful crescent]

Idiot ref

[clever hound]

Tuchels gonna get another yellow lmao

[warped nexus]

gosh i hate this ref

[inland moth]

that's a pen ngl

[strong saddle]

everyones shouting pen

[warped nexus]

kill this ref

[strong saddle]

idek who its for

[warped nexus]

WHERE DOES HE LIVE

[clever hound]

where’s pavards volley when we need it

[dull skiff]

Pen??

[visual trellis]

BRO

[strong saddle]

idk

[visual trellis]

HOW

[strong saddle]

everyones shouting it in chat

[mortal shore]

We are cooking them but can't score bro

[visual trellis]

CLEAR FOUL

[humble trench]

pavard looks like hes ded

[strong saddle]

fk

[humble trench]

?

[mortal shore]

This is on purpose

Surely

[humble trench]

yep

[visual trellis]

man:/

[clever hound]

Clearly

[rocky monolith]

Smh

This freaking ref is paid

[clever hound]

I can’t stand that dude

[visual trellis]

city fan ref

[clever hound]

Deadass

[inland moth]

ref against us

[hazy knot]

OK but I'm advising you to use a VPN if you don't already.

[rocky monolith]

Ref was hired by the UAE

[mystic snow]

Yeah i do not see a bayern comeback

[visual trellis]

😦

[clever hound]

Im going to throw up

[mortal shore]

City's slowing the pace of the game rn

Just passing at the back

[mystic snow]

Thats all they have to do

[clever hound]

So annoying

[mystic snow]

I mean their leading by 3

[mortal shore]

Penalty((

[mystic snow]

Bayern def need goal before halftime ends

[mortal shore]

??

[humble trench]

we need to score 1 before ht

[mortal shore]

what is happening

Penalty

[humble trench]

Gg

???

[clever hound]

Is he fu ck ing stupid

[humble trench]

Upamecano shouldn't have started

[blissful crescent]

City bribing ref

[humble trench]

I'm done

[mortal shore]

It barely touched the hand

[humble trench]

Good night

[clever hound]

Oh my god get him outta here

[humble trench]

yeah its over

[mystic snow]

lmaooooooo

[humble trench]

gg

[crude geyser]

Umpamacano is so rubbish

[unreal wing]

Its over

[visual trellis]

WHAT ISNTHIS REF

[rocky monolith]

I’m glad United didn’t buy him

[visual trellis]

PENALRT?

[unreal wing]

SOMMER CMOON

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1648773230725922819

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Penalty to City for a handball on Upamecano (35')

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 7:39 PM

[mystic snow]

Upamecano lmaooo

[inland moth]

not a pen

[unreal wing]

Sooomeeer sooooomeeer

[inland moth]

clearly

goal City we are done

[unreal wing]

LMAOOOOOO

[mortal shore]

Missed

[humble trench]

AHAHAHAHAH

[inland moth]

MISSED

[mortal shore]

This is not real..

[unreal wing]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

[visual trellis]

MISSED

[clever hound]

I love sommer my god

[crude geyser]

Waaaaaaay arsenal cleae

[zealous mauve]

Omg

[crude geyser]

Clear

[humble trench]

WWWWWWW

[zealous mauve]

Upamecano really wants us to lose

[mystic snow]

Lmaooooo

[crude geyser]

Arsenal cleae

[mortal shore]

Good defending here

[dull skiff]

Sell upa for 10$

[visual trellis]

YES

[humble trench]

1 goal I beg

[mystic snow]

He may have missed the pen but that doesn’t mean bayern are coming back

[visual trellis]

BRO quit it

[clever hound]

ok razziat speak your truth at match channel

[visual trellis]

Leave us being hopeful

We can do this

[mystic snow]

Ayy ma fault

[visual trellis]

Aaa hf soon

[humble trench]

we play so good

but not good enough

[visual trellis]

We aint finishing well

[humble trench]

Ederson yellow lol

Bro time wasting too much

[visual trellis]

Ederson lmao

[humble trench]

This team is shiet

[zealous mauve]

We are doomed

[rocky monolith]

Bayern wasting too many good chances 🤦‍♂️

[visual trellis]

NO

N9

How the HELL

[humble trench]

Kimmich missing semi finals if we even make it

[visual trellis]

Kimmich suspended

Shitttr

[hazy knot]

That guy who tripped costed Bayern a huge chance to make a comeback

[blissful crescent]

Why can't we score

I dont get it

[humble trench]

We're worse than Chelsea

[inland moth]

it's over

[cursive herald]

WHY CAN WE NOT SCORE FFS

[clever hound]

I cant do this shi t anymore

[warped nexus]

fr

[humble trench]

We had SUCH a good chance

[clever hound]

i don’t even know what would help

[visual trellis]

man

[cursive herald]

WE CREATE TRILLIONS OF CHANCES WILL SOMEONE PUT THE BALL IN THE FUCKIN NET

[humble trench]

In the final mins

[inland moth]

we are out UCL

[warped nexus]

I HATE THIS REF
IMMA KILL HIM
KILL HIM
DELETE HIM
TERMINATE HIM

[sterile bison]

this ref is so bad

he's favouring city so much

[warped nexus]

fr 3 chances in last minute

[clever hound]

they would’ve used the chance if it was bundesliga

[strong saddle]

what happened

two people delayed me

[clever hound]

ht

istg

[strong saddle]

scoreless

[humble trench]

Finished

[strong saddle]

?

[clever hound]

yes

[trail bloom]

ok two chances missed by man city

[strong saddle]

damn

[trail bloom]

now its time to punish them

[humble trench]

Punish what?

Our players are shiet

[long fox]

How hard is it to put the fuckin ball in the net bruh?

[strong saddle]

you know, im starting to get really upset at sane for not putting the ball in the net that one time

[clever hound]

I can’t watch bayern being humiliated at home

[warped nexus]

fr

[trail bloom]

are yall losing hope already

[long fox]

This isn't Bayern

[humble trench]

Yes

We can't shoot

[long fox]

That's an imposter of a team

[strong saddle]

cant shoot at an empty net

[warped nexus]

@humble trench bayern fans 11 has better finishing then goretzka

[humble trench]

we can still win

[clever hound]

this past month has been horrible

[trail bloom]

i thought bayern never gives up

[humble trench]

And we have 2 wingers on the bench who are unironically finished

[trail bloom]

ATLEAST HAVE SOME OPTIMISM YALL

[warped nexus]

i dont like lying to myself

[rocky monolith]

Lewy left for no good reason. His spell at Barca isn’t all that good either

[clever hound]

musiala is still painful to watch bro can’t stand on his own legs

[strong saddle]

we were supposed to score that first half

[humble trench]

I'll still watch the game but I'm just being honest here

Our players are so so bad

[strong saddle]

give us momentum

[clever hound]

And sane wtf

[humble trench]

True

[humble trench]

they will reset , right?

[clever hound]

Tuchel better scream the f outta his lungs to motivate this boyband

[trail bloom]

nah i believe in my team , we can comeback from anything and we will

[humble trench]

He so bad in shooting

[warped nexus]

what semis

[humble trench]

Yes but if you get 3rd yellow before semis it still counts

[inland moth]

get Musiala out Müller in

[clever hound]

Next year maybe

this year we’re done

be real

[inland moth]

sane out

[humble trench]

Coman is pretty good too

[inland moth]

idk

[clever hound]

king has been cooking by recipe

[humble trench]

If he works on his crossing then he'll cook

[inland moth]

mane in it can't get worse

[trail bloom]

play joao on right

[humble trench]

Best players so far are Coman and Cancelo

No one out imo this is the best line up possible

[humble trench]

Get upa out

[clever hound]

musiala out and we’re good

[trail bloom]

davies on left

[long fox]

At least win the game

[humble trench]

May be upa out

[clever hound]

and upa

[trail bloom]

fr that

[humble trench]

Bring in Stanisic or Mazraoui

[clever hound]

bro has never been so bad

[humble trench]

Upa is risking us a red

[clever hound]

The world is against upamecano

[humble trench]

But knowing Tucheliban he'll play Upa until 80th min

[strong saddle]

upa nearly got screwed

earlier

[trail bloom]

only upa out and maybe muller coming in for someone

[clever hound]

he never subs upa out

[trail bloom]

no need for overreacting

[humble trench]

I honestly wouldn't have started Upa after 1st leg

[humble trench]

If Haaland passed this is a goal

[warped nexus]

UPA OUT

[strong saddle]

muller has to be subbed in first thing

else why bother playing

[humble trench]

His form isn't great right now and we don't need that in the 2nd leg and look what it's done

[warped nexus]

ya musiala getting bodied

[trail bloom]

pavard instead of upa

joao switches to right

[humble trench]

Bring in stanisic

[trail bloom]

davies comes on

[humble trench]

He's balling

[humble trench]

Nah his form hasn't been great

[trail bloom]

id still bring him on

[humble trench]

Sub upa off 1st

[trail bloom]

ofcourse

[humble trench]

You can sub cancelo off I guess since he has a yellow

[trail bloom]

upa for a full back

[trail bloom]

playing good so maybe late in the game

[long fox]

We ain't scorin 3 in the 2nd half

[humble trench]

We need a goal 1st 5 mins of 2nd half

[inland moth]

were losing

[strong saddle]

2 max

[long fox]

We should've been 2-0 up at least by now

[strong saddle]

probably one

[clever hound]

yall hoping for something when only kingsley is against man city

[long fox]

This is some Chelsea type of finishing tho

[warped nexus]

ya

[inland moth]

buy Osihmen rn

[warped nexus]

lol fr

[strong saddle]

were making chelsea look good

[warped nexus]

lol

[long fox]

Ya goin a lil too far there lmao

[lone agate]

Sane is on fraud watch tonight

[humble trench]

Not a real 9 oshismen

[long fox]

At least nick a goal and win the game

[humble trench]

Hear me out

[long fox]

We ain't comin back

[humble trench]

Sell Sané, buy Kvaradona

[lone agate]

Didnt he just sign a crazy long extension

[warped nexus]

nah nah

[humble trench]

Real sell it to Barcelona

[humble trench]

Not yet

I don't think so

[humble trench]

We need someone like him

[trail bloom]

city looks scared , missed big changes , looks like a recipe for comeback

yall just dont have the spirit

[lone agate]

This summer sane bas to be binned bro hes not confident at all

[rocky monolith]

So many wasted chances

[long fox]

WE missed big chances

[strong saddle]

sane

man\

[long fox]

Should've been 2-0 up

[humble trench]

If Tuchel is serious, we should sell at least 8 players this window

[clever hound]

city’s much calmer in 1st half especially when they’ve got 3 goals in their pocket and now the only thing they do is defend

[strong saddle]

dude screwed the easiest one

[humble trench]

This game remind me Barça PSG of 2021 Barça missed many occasions to coming back

[lone agate]

Get money from sane before its too late because sane has been shockingly bad this 2nd half of the season

[rocky monolith]

Tuchel got his tactics right imo, the players are just not converting

[inland moth]

we were robbed a pen

[clever hound]

never too late to pull france wc 2022 2nd half

[humble trench]

For real sell 30 M to Barça

[trail bloom]

its pep overthinking time too

[lone agate]

Exactly,that play with coman was brilliany

[humble trench]

Sell Sane Gnabry Mane and get Mbappe

[long fox]

No way we clutch 3 goals in 45 minutes

[humble trench]

Benzema did it in 15

[long fox]

We don't have a Benzema tho

[humble trench]

Buy Werner lmao

I know

I'm just giving myself something to hold onto

[clever hound]

benz was ghosting last night tho

[long fox]

You're so weirdly optimistic

We're out

[lone agate]

Cant afoord wages and that also means we are basically binning all our wingers

[clever hound]

this is the funniest description i’ve read today

[humble trench]

Mbappe on a free

[clever hound]

I read it in goofy intonation

[lone agate]

If he was going for free he'd probably go to man utd or real

[humble trench]

United 😭

End game 1-1 or 2 - 1

[lone agate]

They have the finances

[strong saddle]

no subs

[humble trench]

Win the game maybe

1-0 2-0

We just need momentum

[lone agate]

No subs gg

[long fox]

Oh great

[humble trench]

Musiala terrorism..

[long fox]

No subs

[lone agate]

I hope tuchel smacks sane to wake him up

[humble trench]

I don't know if Kahn will accept pay a player 40 M euro per year

2nd half beings

Begins

[visual trellis]

We can do this

maybe

[clever hound]

idk send sane to football erasmus or something get rid of that guy

[visual trellis]

HOPPEFULLT

[clever hound]

bro has failed me multiple times

[visual trellis]

FR

[humble trench]

muller gravenberch in asap

we need them

[clever hound]

pavard doesn’t dissappoint at least

playing at his own level maybe a tiny bit lower

[humble trench]

DE LIGT PLEASE

DO IT MATE

[strong saddle]

GOOO

[stiff acorn]

bayren munich is not going to win

[clever hound]

Kimmich gotta throw the corners

[long fox]

Warra corner

[clever hound]

Would’ve had a goal

[warped nexus]

tuchel needs to sub

[humble trench]

muller

[strong saddle]

Muller is warming

[humble trench]

we need u

mane

[long fox]

So now we bring on Muller

[humble trench]

we dont need u

Stanisic warming up

We cook

[long fox]

Nick a goal and win the game lol, we would get cooked by RMA in the Semis anyway

[past kiln]

These Bayern players

my god

[clever hound]

At least not eaten alive by perfectly beatable man shi tty

[long fox]

I'm not happy

[clever hound]

my therapist will hear about this

[visual trellis]

wheres muller brah

[clever hound]

doing aerobics on the side

[inland moth]

Bayern will pay for my therapy

[open ember]

musiala better burv

[clever hound]

they better buy a constellation prize after this

[visual trellis]

What is sommer soing

[hoary token]

Nah

[visual trellis]

Doing*

[clever hound]

Did you watch the game

[hoary token]

You know which club is gonna pay

[inland moth]

We need a striker

We will Bully Bundesliga ig

[open ember]

watch inter v benfica its boring asf

[humble trench]

Paaland

[strong saddle]

I almost wanted that to go in

But good save

[clever hound]

DE LIGT WAKE UP THE BALL IS NEXT TO YOU

[open ember]

mancity are goin u y'all know

[visual trellis]

fake fan bruh, till the end im with bayern

[hoary token]

We all

[humble trench]

We deserve this

[strong saddle]

1-0 gg

[humble trench]

We said sub off Upa

Keep him on to lose us the game

gg upa

[rocky monolith]

Dude how many wasted chances

[clever hound]

as fans we’re still allowed to be upset with the team, no need to sugarcoat it, we’re terrible.

[open ember]

does bayern fans thinks they are madrid ? 😂 4 - 0 burv cry

[humble trench]

I'm done watching

[long fox]

4-0 on aggregate

[inland moth]

THIS CLUB

[long fox]

Broooo