bayern-munich

[craggy siren]

gnabry + 60m

sounds perfect

[paper urchin]

Ye

[strong saddle]

Either Osimhen or Kolo

[reef prairie]

we need to invite kahn on the server

[paper urchin]

I wish we had a board like real Madrid

[nimble walrus]

We payed 30 million for him got his best years with us and we got the same transfer fee for him maybe southampton is would want him

[tired prism]

Mane is a fraud

[tired prism]

And lose the league to barca lmao

[tired prism]

Osimhen

[tired prism]

Brazzo and Hainer too

[paper urchin]

They atleast trust the procdss

[tired prism]

They should listen to us

[strong saddle]

Please do

[craggy siren]

at least got 3 ucl in a row tho

[reef prairie]

19/20 brazzo was wild ngl

[tired prism]

We'll run the club better

[tired prism]

By paying refs

[craggy siren]

they trusted in zidane

[nimble walrus]

Real madrid board are bad tbf everyone wants a backup striker and the board aren't agreeing to it

[paper urchin]

What happened to him 😭

[craggy siren]

i won't forget that 2 offside goals 😂

[paper urchin]

Yea that's true

[tired prism]

Never ever

We would've won the ucl that season

[strong saddle]

Oh

[paper urchin]

I think madrid is the second club to have a ucl hattrick

[strong saddle]

I miiiight remember that

[paper urchin]

Bayern is the first team

[tired prism]

Go to #real-madrid and you'll understand how frustrated the fans are with the board

I just want the 2019-20 season back

Those memories man

[reef prairie]

with perisic and coutinho

[tired prism]

Perisic was decent

[paper urchin]

the destruction we caused

[tired prism]

I wish flick was still here

[nimble walrus]

I just asked how they feel about not having a backup for benzema

[paper urchin]

Yabadabadoo

[tired prism]

We would've destroyed city that season

[paper urchin]

And?

[paper urchin]

Any team

[inland moth]

💀

[reef prairie]

that 2020 team was on the same level with the 2013 one

bring back jupp legend

[tired prism]

Probably even better

[nimble walrus]

They said its shitty

[paper urchin]

Jupp

Please

[tired prism]

Jupp is our saviour

[paper urchin]

Come back

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646193338700255234?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United are interested in Ryan Gravenberch. The Dutchman has no intention of spending another season on the bench and is considering his future. If Bayern can't give him playing time guarantees, Gravenberch would ask to leave [@Santi_J_FM]

Likes

399

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 4:47 PM

[paper urchin]

He saved our ass many times

[tired prism]

Jupp the goat

[strong saddle]

Jupp

[tired prism]

Play him ffs

Against Hoffenheim

[tired prism]

True legend

[paper urchin]

Let him play man

[inland moth]

he will play inshallah

[humble trench]

he needs to play

but he probs wont

[inland moth]

tuchel will make him cook

[paper urchin]

Guys

[humble trench]

we are wasting talents

[tired prism]

Can't let gravenberch leave

[paper urchin]

Rank the best Bayern managers

I put jupp at first place

[tired prism]

1. Jupp

[paper urchin]

Beckenbaur second

[tired prism]

Yes

[strong saddle]

Huh

I didn't know he managed us

[paper urchin]

Flick 3rd

[paper urchin]

He did

[strong saddle]

Was probably before I was born

[paper urchin]

He also coached germany

[reef prairie]

van gaal ?

[paper urchin]

Won the world cup

[tired prism]

When were u born?

[tired prism]

1990

[strong saddle]

2004

[paper urchin]

I put him 4

[paper urchin]

Yea

[tired prism]

His 2nd season was disappointing though

[craggy siren]

ottmar hitzfeld?

[inland moth]

19 years cringe

[paper urchin]

There's only 3 players

[inland moth]

do 20

[paper urchin]

Who won the wc as a player and coach

[tired prism]

What do y'all think of pep's time at bayern?

[paper urchin]

Swap the places

[paper urchin]

Good but owes us 3 ucls

[inland moth]

disappointing

[tired prism]

We should've won a ucl with him

I wouldn't say he flopped at bayern

[paper urchin]

Yep

Keeps on bottling

[tired prism]

He was successful but should've won atleast 1 ucl

[humble trench]

klopp in summer?

[strong saddle]

Pep let us down

No

[paper urchin]

No god no

[strong saddle]

Klopp is like glued to Liverpool

[tired prism]

No

[humble trench]

why not?

[inland moth]

if we comeback City

[tired prism]

Trust in tuchel

[humble trench]

how can i trust him after this week 💀

[inland moth]

bro

[reef prairie]

he's getting ready for the job

[strong saddle]

Well the first thing he can do is start him

[inland moth]

tuchel had 3 games with us

[tired prism]

Muller should be our permanent captain

[inland moth]

[reef prairie]

cannot wait for muller as a coach

[tired prism]

Tuchel needs to start muller in every game

[humble trench]

ye, and now were out of the cup and probs CL

[tired prism]

He'll be the greatest manager of all time

[humble trench]

the system we played against dortmund was working

[inland moth]

not his fault

[humble trench]

but he still changed it

[tired prism]

Tuchel had little time

[inland moth]

adapting to a team so fast is impossible

[paper urchin]

Beckenbaur repeat

[tired prism]

Ancelotti flopped big time at bayern

Kovac too

[strong saddle]

"this system worked once, but I won't try it again to see if it works this time"

Man fuck Kovac

[humble trench]

i stgill want zidane

[strong saddle]

Dude was like Susan from YouTube

[craggy siren]

kovac biggest flop

[reef prairie]

i kinda like kovac

the reason we had flick

[paper urchin]

He's an asshole

Flick goated

[tired prism]

Idk how we won the double under him

[paper urchin]

He has a great relationship with the team

[tired prism]

To be successful at bayern you've to start muller

[craggy siren]

we almost lost bundes in 18/19

[paper urchin]

Even if he doesnt score goal

[tired prism]

Every manager should know it

[tired prism]

Won by only 2 points

[paper urchin]

Guys

Should

[strong saddle]

If he doesn't start muller, games up

Idfk

[paper urchin]

Beckenbaur be our CEO?

Instead of kahn

[inland moth]

Start Müller and choupo

[strong saddle]

He should of subbed him at min 50

[paper urchin]

@inland moth beckenbaur as our ceo

[craggy siren]

if dortmund did not bottle against schalke then we would actually finished 2nd

[paper urchin]

What do you say

Not after

[inland moth]

Sadio maybe won't play ever again for us

[strong saddle]

I concur

Yeah

[paper urchin]

Sell him

[strong saddle]

Oh we will

[paper urchin]

Would be great if he starts

[strong saddle]

Back to Liverpool where he came from

[reef prairie]

without offside rule sadio is a world class player ngl

[paper urchin]

Karl/beckenbaur

[strong saddle]

Yes

[inland moth]

Höneß come back

pls

[paper urchin]

He needs to play in the second leg

[inland moth]

Do some tax fraud again

Uli

[strong saddle]

Should we actually sack Tuchel( it won't happen) who would be the most realistic option

[reef prairie]

remember pep s words "In a lot of moments they were better than us!"

but we lost by 3 goals

😭

[inland moth]

Tbh

start of 2nd Half

[nimble walrus]

We don't want him we have diaz but southampton will take him back

[inland moth]

we dominated

[reef prairie]

upamecano destroyed us sadly

[strong saddle]

Fuckupcameno

[inland moth]

no

he's been class

[proper wind]

why is blud still here

[inland moth]

for the rest of the season

[proper wind]

ive been gone an hour and this guy is still here

[inland moth]

1 Bad game

[paper urchin]

He's such a great devender

[strong saddle]

He messed up badly,

But yeah it was one game

[inland moth]

Sommer and Sané best players yesterday

[reef prairie]

in the late game he lost his minds

[proper wind]

he's literally starting to improve man wdym

[proper wind]

thats facts

[proper wind]

who sane?

[paper urchin]

We had chances to sign livakoviic

[reef prairie]

talking about upa

[paper urchin]

But Sommer is doing good now

[inland moth]

upa is 24

[proper wind]

and coincidentially the one time he drops a masterclass the defence is nowhere to be seen

[proper wind]

ohhh

[reef prairie]

and also davies

played really bad

[proper wind]

honestly in the last 2 games he made some fantastic saves

[paper urchin]

Yes

[proper wind]

yeah without hesitation

[strong saddle]

Sommer is trying to be Neuer too much with the fancy dribbles

[proper wind]

goatkeeper over sommer fs

[proper wind]

yeah

got lucky haaland didnt deflect it into the net

[strong saddle]

Its been dangerous

[reef prairie]

too confident right ?

[proper wind]

and got lucky de ligt had his back vs psg

[inland moth]

Neuer next season with Euro

[craggy siren]

sommer is pretty short for a keeper

[proper wind]

idk bro

[paper urchin]

Sommer is going the ter stegen way

[paper urchin]

He's as y'all as Casillas

[strong saddle]

Sommer is also great at pens

[paper urchin]

Bonou takes no pressure

Ngl

His game against spain

Portugal

Man was just smiling

[proper wind]

just realised sommer is 10 cm shorter than neuer

[proper wind]

yeah

[craggy siren]

sommer would have saved rodri shot if he was taller

tho

[inland moth]

We need a young GK in like 2-3 years btw

[paper urchin]

Ngl Casillas would save that

[craggy siren]

for like 3 cm

[proper wind]

yeah obviously

[strong saddle]

Man

[paper urchin]

Not nubel

[proper wind]

for sure but we cant compare sommer to these legends

its an insult to sommer

[paper urchin]

He did best and we need to appreciate it

[proper wind]

pls no

[proper wind]

yes

[inland moth]

Sommer is 35 I think

[strong saddle]

We better hope a young gk becomes good

[proper wind]

34

[strong saddle]

Al Owais

I spelled it wrong

Yeah him

[reef prairie]

idk

[paper urchin]

Saved our ass

[reef prairie]

look at ochoa

he s good only at wc s

[inland moth]

if we sign muani or oishman we getting semi finals UCL 100%

[proper wind]

could have pulled off a manchester united if it werent for him

[strong saddle]

The man they cryo freeze before every wc

[proper wind]

oh wait shit mb ali

[paper urchin]

[proper wind]

just realised u have a utd pfp 💀

mb mb

[paper urchin]

Me?

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646202437944983558?t=Xx965-f4-nwCI_N4NY7MRg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Konrad Laimer to FC Bayern is finally done. The Austrian midfielder has signed his Bayern contract [@BILD]

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 5:23 PM

[humble trench]

ffs

[strong saddle]

Uh

[paper urchin]

Dogs would manage better

[inland moth]

W

[strong saddle]

I don't know how to feel about that

[proper wind]

bayern fans last night against city

[proper wind]

another cdm which is good

[inland moth]

Konrad mostly plays CDM

[proper wind]

but idk how good this man is

[inland moth]

So kimmich can rest

[proper wind]

yeah

[strong saddle]

Masterpiece

[proper wind]

gravenberch-laimer midfield duo

[humble trench]

gravenberch will leave

[proper wind]

will?

[inland moth]

Gravenberch Masterclass next season

[humble trench]

sadly ye

[proper wind]

nothing is confirmed yet

[strong saddle]

Okay im thinking of a different team, my fault

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646193338700255234

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United are interested in Ryan Gravenberch. The Dutchman has no intention of spending another season on the bench and is considering his future. If Bayern can't give him playing time guarantees, Gravenberch would ask to leave [@Santi_J_FM]

Likes

516

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 4:47 PM

[inland moth]

nah

[humble trench]

he wont play enough

[inland moth]

we'll give him time

[humble trench]

i hope we do

[craggy siren]

kimmich never wants to be on the bench lol

[humble trench]

@humble trench is bayern gonna win the return ?

[proper wind]

if bayern cant give him more game time he will ask to leave

[inland moth]

tuchel will start him next game

[strong saddle]

He better.

[proper wind]

we're not playing him in a friendly against shamrock rovers man we gotta give the guy a rest and give our other midfielders game time

[strong saddle]

Or else our fate is sealed

[humble trench]

i wont even watch the match if i see gnabry in the lineup

[proper wind]

but in competitive games he has to start

milan?

i mean

napoli got shit on by milan at home when they didnt have osimhen

they dont have osimhen for the first leg and its at the san siro

i can see milan winning the first leg

[paper urchin]

1:0 atleast

[proper wind]

but i dont expect it I'd say 60/40 odds to napoli

2024 is our year

[craggy siren]

italy wins another euro?

[proper wind]

thought that was freiburg logo for a second

[strong saddle]

I just wanna see Germany make it out of the Gs for once

[craggy siren]

💀

[paper urchin]

🫂

[strong saddle]

Two disastrous world cups

In a row

[paper urchin]

Reach the semis

[inland moth]

Napoli 2-1 Madrid final
64' long shot goal oishman
76' Header goal benzema
90+5' Another long shot oishman

[paper urchin]

🫡

[craggy siren]

if we get a proper defense and a striker

[paper urchin]

Ffs we need to replace havertz

[strong saddle]

Start Fullkrug

Fuck them

Fuck them man

[craggy siren]

fullkrug by 2026 is already 33

[paper urchin]

Adeyemi needs to improve

And moukoko too

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646204151435608099?t=cGl6zVJauNLU5UfQq6OCig&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

• @Plettigoal on the Mané/Sané incident: 'FC Bayern cannot accept that. It will go beyond a fine. The club has to set an example. With Tuchel, they brought in a coach under whom things like that shouldn't happen. I don't think Sadio Mané has a future at Bayern beyond the summer'

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 5:30 PM

[strong saddle]

Beautiful

[inland moth]

W

[paper urchin]

Sell Mane for a good amount

[proper wind]

mane came in, became our highest paid player, warmed our bench, assaulted sané, and is about to leave

[paper urchin]

Sell gnabry too

[paper urchin]

W

[proper wind]

man said "my job here is done" 😭

[paper urchin]

We.got madio sane

[humble trench]

thats what he was trying to say when he told us liverpool mane will be back soon 💀

[strong saddle]

He must of realized coming to Bayern wasn't a good move

[proper wind]

man i like mane and ive been tryna give myself hope that he will improve but i think i just lost all hope

[paper urchin]

We replaced Lewandowski w that groud

Fraud

Why did lewa leave

I still don't understand

[strong saddle]

He wanted to

[proper wind]

i forgot the details

[paper urchin]

We gave him his status

[proper wind]

but he wanted to

[paper urchin]

😔

[proper wind]

then he started disrespecting the club in public

[paper urchin]

Wtf

[proper wind]

we kept raising our price and barca kept agreeing

[paper urchin]

[humble trench]

me omw to beat city 99-0 on fifa 😎

[proper wind]

eventually we sold him for 45 mil and used 67% of that money to buy mane 💀

[craggy siren]

we should've use that money to save for a proper striker

[proper wind]

been there done that

[paper urchin]

I've done that

[inland moth]

we will win UCL next year trust tuchel when he gets comfortable

[proper wind]

i believe

[tidal hornet]

Hope we can sell Mane for something decent at least

[paper urchin]

Dick move

[proper wind]

ong

[strong saddle]

Waiting 320ish days will make me impatient

[inland moth]

Tuchel in 2020 UCL final with Psg 2021 UCL Winner with Chelsea

[paper urchin]

Mane and gnabry plus some money for oshimenn

[inland moth]

we might actually afford Oishman

[proper wind]

i hope so

[paper urchin]

The price?

[strong saddle]

Pipe dream: someone like Mbappe or Kane become free agents

[paper urchin]

He's 100m and above

[strong saddle]

Or in an alternate universe

[humble trench]

no kane

please

[proper wind]

yeah

[paper urchin]

Mbappe will be a free agent if he really wants to be like ronaldo

[inland moth]

oishman breaking Bundesliga record in his first season

[paper urchin]

If not he will be stuck at psg

[proper wind]

if we get kane on a free i bet you he'll be on 50m a year

[paper urchin]

🫂🫂

[strong saddle]

Lmao

[proper wind]

there's always a catch

[inland moth]

He can't even speak English

[humble trench]

we should try to go for mbappe

[paper urchin]

Muller speaks better

[paper urchin]

😭😂

[inland moth]

might actually work

not kidding

[paper urchin]

Would be good

[strong saddle]

Imagine man

[inland moth]

he seems fed up with psg

[paper urchin]

We can give him a career

[strong saddle]

Yes

[inland moth]

I'd be too

[paper urchin]

Coman and mbappe

Amazing

[humble trench]

nah hes done with farmers league

[strong saddle]

The two french men

[paper urchin]

They play for france

[inland moth]

He dropped a world cup final Hattrick man

he's Class

[paper urchin]

It would be amazing to see him in a red jersey

[inland moth]

he can't reach his pull potential with psg

[strong saddle]

Yeah it'd be a dream

[paper urchin]

Yea

[humble trench]

pretty sure he will go to real

[paper urchin]

With bayern he can chase the records

[inland moth]

real might don't want him anymore

[paper urchin]

Real wants him as a free agent

[humble trench]

they still do

[inland moth]

to keep up their Pride

[paper urchin]

They don't want to pay

[old zinc]

tuchel really started all that drama at chelsea just to take it with him to bayern 💀

[craggy siren]

real already have vini and he plays on the same position with mbappe

[paper urchin]

Mbappes fault

[strong saddle]

Real have vini and benzema

[tidal hornet]

Selling Mane and Gnabry, then spending their striker money to bring Mbappe in?

[inland moth]

not his fault tbh

[paper urchin]

Good plan

[humble trench]

im so afraid of any chelsea signings this summer 💀

[inland moth]

without selling players our budget is 200 mil with only winning Bundesliga

[strong saddle]

Oh god Chelsea signings

[humble trench]

not really

[craggy siren]

lets scam chelsea with gnabry

80 mil

[humble trench]

because we will renovate sabnerstrasse

[strong saddle]

Yeaa

[humble trench]

it will cost us 80m

[inland moth]

we'll still get price money from UCL and DFB

[paper urchin]

What would be our budget if we win ucl?@inland moth

[inland moth]

Winner €20m
Runner-up €15.5m
Semifinalists €12.5m
Quarterfinalists €10.6m
Round of 16 €9.6m
Group-stage wins €2.8m
Group-stage draws €930k
Reaching group stage €15.64m

[paper urchin]

Noice

[inland moth]

Combine all that

that's without Ticket

[paper urchin]

83

[inland moth]

or TV revenue

[paper urchin]

Make it 85

[paper urchin]

That's huge

[proper wind]

for the 2-legged games is the value for winning one leg or going through

[inland moth]

We will sign a class striker again

With Lewandowski we did so well

[paper urchin]

Best deal ever

[inland moth]

we know have 2 good gk for about 1-2 years

[humble trench]

imagine lewandowski in this team

😍

[inland moth]

A young and class defense

[proper wind]

imagine

[paper urchin]

He degraded ngl

[inland moth]

class midfield

[paper urchin]

Barca ruined him

[inland moth]

decent wingers

we literally only need a striker

[paper urchin]

We should prolly sign another winger

If sane performs that won't be an issue

[strong saddle]

Winger winger winger

[paper urchin]

Chicken winger

My dream is to

[inland moth]

no one in our defense is older then 28

[paper urchin]

Watch Bayern trash barca at allianz

[inland moth]

upa is 24

[paper urchin]

I want to witness it

It's my dream

[paper urchin]

Poor guy

[inland moth]

De ligt 23

[paper urchin]

He's class

[inland moth]

Davies 21

[paper urchin]

He needs to be motivated

[inland moth]

Mazraoui 25

Hernandez 27

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/jurgen-klopp-jurgen-klopp-liverpool-win-gif-13840728

[paper urchin]

Muller is currently the oldest player ig

[humble trench]

Mane out

[inland moth]

pavard 27

[humble trench]

Lets go

[paper urchin]

With a great cash amount

[inland moth]

Gravenberch is 20 btw

he knows what's good for him already

[paper urchin]

We should play him ffs

[inland moth]

we should have signed Ronaldo on 2 years

instead of mane

[strong saddle]

Oh bruh

[surreal snow]

we shouldve signed any striker

[inland moth]

Ronaldo would have increased the jersey sells so much

[strong saddle]

We would have so much money

[inland moth]

we could afford muani and oishman at the same time

[nimble walrus]

Ryan is leaving in the summer

[strong saddle]

Ywah

[inland moth]

nah

He's starting next season

[surreal snow]

why is a Liverpool Fan here

[inland moth]

he will cook

[nimble walrus]

We have been linked with him

[inland moth]

and?

[nimble walrus]

He cooks with any team

[inland moth]

Still Bayerns decision

if they say no you can't do Jack shit

he's on contract till 2026

or 2027

[surreal snow]

70 mil + luis diaz

[inland moth]

real

[nimble walrus]

45 mil + diogo jota

[inland moth]

• Mané for free back

[nimble walrus]

Offer him to southampton or dortmund

We don't want him

[surreal snow]

we give you mane and Gravenberch together for 100m

deal or no deal

[nimble walrus]

No deal

[surreal snow]

then leave this office

[inland moth]

he'd slap the shit out of Salah

[glass otter]

Konate

[nimble walrus]

Tesco meal deal and curtis jones and 35 million

[glass otter]

80 mil for mane

[surreal snow]

mane is so ass

[nimble walrus]

You ain't getting konate

[surreal snow]

please al nassr

[nimble walrus]

You can have joe gomez

[inland moth]

I already know mane will apologize

[glass otter]

I talking to u

[inland moth]

100% emotional out break

[surreal snow]

release us from this 23m Euros per year pressure

mane should maybe listen to his Team mates

he has no arguments for his side

[inland moth]

I'd say Mané just broke from all the pressure and ofc his performance

[paper urchin]

[strong saddle]

Manes gonna make a 2 paragraph apology

[glass otter]

Chatgpt coming in clutch

[inland moth]

He's an humble person

real

[surreal snow]

nevertheless mane is not bayern quality and should be sold

[paper urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-travis-scott-apology-travis-astroworld-gif-23723017

Mane apologizing

[surreal snow]

we had 35 year old ribery destroying prime fullbacks to 30 year old mane running like a bag full of sand

[nimble walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-do-ifs-buts-or-maybes-gif-23670682

[strong saddle]

Ribery was cracked from the start

[inland moth]

We had Robben Redemption arc bruv

[paper urchin]

Don't compare Mane to ribery

[strong saddle]

Robery 🥹

[paper urchin]

Such a godly duo

[inland moth]

when Ribery retired even Höneß cried bruv

😭

[paper urchin]

The whole stadium was in tears

Ríbery is a coach now

[strong saddle]

That was a sad day, I remember watching it

[inland moth]

Sané redemption arc next season

I will be there

[paper urchin]

Please

🫂🫂

[strong saddle]

In god we trust

[paper urchin]

Same and Coman

[inland moth]

Coman and sane link up with oishman or muani

[paper urchin]

With either oshimenn

Or kolo

[inland moth]

I will nut

[paper urchin]

Or embappe 😏

[inland moth]

and Müller or Musiala backing them up

Holy W

[paper urchin]

I kind of feel like

Lewa would attend mullers last match

[inland moth]

we won 3 UCL's in the last 23 years btw

[inland moth]

Every person will

[paper urchin]

Crack the numbers up

[inland moth]

even Messi will be there

[paper urchin]

[inland moth]

btw Müller needs 1 more UCL win for 100

[paper urchin]

Muller should coach Bayern

Yea one more win

Can he win the second leg

I hope so

[inland moth]

he would be the only player in history to do so at a single club

[paper urchin]

Yeap

[inland moth]

Casillas and Ronaldo both switched clubs

and Messi isn't at 100 yet

[paper urchin]

Yea

[strong saddle]

Mbappe and Kolo

[nimble walrus]

Do bayern fans know who evan ferguson is?

[paper urchin]

Both would be good

[inland moth]

yeah

great Manager

[nimble walrus]

He ain't a manager bro

[inland moth]

guys

how about no 2nd leg

but

we have an all out brawl

[nimble walrus]

Just don't turn up

[inland moth]

with players Management and Boards?

[strong saddle]

Yes

[proper wind]

yes

it wont be bayern vs city it would be bayern board vs bayern + city 💀

and then the fans get in on the action too

[inland moth]

Bayern would win a brawl

tbh

[proper wind]

haaland vs goretzka will be insane 💀

both huge

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646215504271376388?t=uBSGLV1pjLGjHt1ueyQwpQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Leroy Sané hid his lower lip from the cameras when arriving back in Munich today [📸 @SkySportDE]

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 6:15 PM

[inland moth]

Neuer vs haaland

[tired prism]

Fuck mane

[proper wind]

i just want to know

how did it end up with a bruised lip

[inland moth]

I wonder if sane will forgive him

[proper wind]

because all the reports and tweets only mention mane insulting sane

[tired prism]

I thought mane was a nice guy

I don't think mane has a future here

[proper wind]

sane was mad that mane didnt come back for a short pass which was a better option than making the run

i dont think so either

watch kahn extend his contract and give him a raise

[tired prism]

I'm so depressed man

Mane didn't do shit yesterday

[paper urchin]

Neuer is taller ig?

[tired prism]

Sane was our best player

[paper urchin]

Guys

[tired prism]

Same height

[paper urchin]

We are back to fc hollywood days

[proper wind]

agreeing with this more and more

[paper urchin]

😔😔

[proper wind]

yep

hold up lemme just

[tired prism]

For the first time

[paper urchin]

I got laughed at 😔

[proper wind]

wait why cant i change my nick

[paper urchin]

I lost 100 euros in a bet

[inland moth]

we never left bruv

[paper urchin]

This is peak hollywood

[inland moth]

I lost 700 on tipico

[paper urchin]

Damn man

[proper wind]

you bet 700 euros on us beating city?

[strong saddle]

We were there the whole time in disguise

[proper wind]

no way bro

[inland moth]

Valverde giving Mané influence

[paper urchin]

That's my monthly salary 💀

[inland moth]

he's huge

[paper urchin]

Guys imma go sleep

Bye 💪

[proper wind]

night

[inland moth]

how

[paper urchin]

Stay strong for leg 2

[tired prism]

What are the odds of a comeback in Munich?

[paper urchin]

Part time job and internships

[strong saddle]

Slim

[inland moth]

yes

[tired prism]

What's the time?

[paper urchin]

Slim

[paper urchin]

11:50 pm

India

[inland moth]

10%

I'd say

[proper wind]

test

okay there

better

[paper urchin]

Bayern fans in India are a rare breed

[inland moth]

full 90 minutes

[paper urchin]

It's either barca madrid or city

[proper wind]

damn

[inland moth]

with choupo Back

[tired prism]

Same

[paper urchin]

🫂

[tired prism]

I sacrificed sleep yesterday to watch that embarrassing performance

[inland moth]

Bayern is popular in China tho

[paper urchin]

I am sleep deprived

[tired prism]

Good to see Indian Bayern fans

[paper urchin]

Tikrok

Tiktok

[proper wind]

i played the match in the living room in front of my family and they watched bayern get thrashed

[inland moth]

we also make campaigns in China

[proper wind]

stayed up with them from 11 till 1

[paper urchin]

Yea

[tired prism]

Wow

I was up till 3 am

And had school today

[proper wind]

im on my vacation

i go back next monday 💔

[strong saddle]

I did extra work to witness it

[tired prism]

We can do it

Mia san Mia

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646215504271376388?t=EbYFphBdJP-1Z0i_3-vAiA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Leroy Sané hid his lower lip from the cameras when arriving back in Munich today [📸 @SkySportDE]

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 6:15 PM

this is why sane is the goat

[runic bay]

Müller telling sané to not worry as Barcelona will pay for it next season

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646221667247570948?t=Y2CjXBjnx8kCR9bTmjwe3A&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern players were shocked by the incident between Mané and Sané. Several players are critical of Mané and don't expect him to stay at the club for long. All kind of possible consequences is being discussed at the moment: fine, suspension or even separation [@Plettigoal]

Likes

447

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 6:40 PM

[glass otter]

Mane the only one who cares

[proper wind]

mane of all people

[reef prairie]

fc hollywood for a reason 🔥

[hoary token]

I hate this

They got humbled and now they are not even a team

[proper wind]

hear me out

[tidal hornet]

Looks funny

[proper wind]

upa can play long balls

de ligt and lucas

thats a wall

mazraoui providing a balance of attack and defence on the right

muller ofc cant be dropped he's our foundation

[humble trench]

Get an actual winger on the left

[reef prairie]

we gettin osi after all ?

[proper wind]

thats if we get him

[inland moth]

Coman

[proper wind]

yeah coman works

maybe sane left coman right?

idk

but upa as cdm might have a chance

[humble trench]

Backup winger?

[proper wind]

musiala can play on the left no?

[humble trench]

He can but I'd like an actual winger

I mean we'll only have 2 actual wingers with gnabry and mane out

[inland moth]

just play Coman

he's sexy

no Homo

[proper wind]

fuck it put musiala cm next to kimmich

4141 not next to kimmich mb

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646221667247570948?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern players were shocked by the incident between Mané and Sané. Several players are critical of Mané and don't expect him to stay at the club for long. All kind of possible consequences is being discussed at the moment: fine, suspension or even separation [@Plettigoal]

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186

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 6:40 PM

flick at real game

flick got so much drip

bro

[hoary token]

Dont forget Laimer

I think he can bring quality to the midfield

If he wont flop like sabitzer and will be better than goretzka

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646228056892223489?t=uHW6CBCn8ffSzQ2LDOO9QQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Technical director Marco Neppe may no longer sit on the bench during games in the future. Neppe has often been seen complaining to the fourth official in several games in recent weeks. Decision could be made by Saturday [@georg_holzner, @kicker]

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189

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 7:05 PM

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646228865738473492?t=gDGc5M-tCyc7eR04BdPpiA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

After last summer's transfer window was celebrated by fans and board, the criticism of the squad structure is now increasing more and more, even internally. Both Hasan Salihamidžić and Marco Neppe are under pressure [@georg_holzner, @kicker]

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171

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 7:08 PM

bozos

[surreal snow]

another prime summer window here we go

[inland moth]

we'll sign oishman and cook

[atomic comet]

Osimhen might be too expensive for Bayern though

[surreal snow]

i will personally pay for him

we should just start fundraising

[hoary token]

And what about Kane?

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646234982107447321?t=pgFF38IjfSVQlVzkXqYtSQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Laimer has signed a 4-year deal until 2027 [@cfbayern]

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 7:32 PM

[nimble walrus]

Just realised sommer was bayerns only good player

[hoary token]

And sane

[proper wind]

yeah

[proper wind]

he isnt bro

and its not just one game

granted he isnt as good as neuer and makes some silly mistakes like the malen goal in the klassiker

but he is a good keeper and personally my 2nd favorite after neuer

[gilded fern]

I agree. Sommer was not the problem. The problem is not having reference on top aka a Top Striker

Even if Mario Gomez was playing we would have won yesterday. SO many crosses wasted. Like just play muller even if he is not at his best

Bayern should go for Vlahovic or someone similar. The problem the team is experiencing has a lot to do with Germany not having any decent strikers at the moment.

[humble trench]

We have many striker options

Vlahovic, goncalo Ramos, Kolo Muani, Osimhen

[inland moth]

oishman

I beg

[surreal snow]

if only we got haaland

[peak turtle]

drop oshimen and possibly ramos

i personally think vlaho's the best option for juve

[shut zenith]

A week from today y’all will comeback I believe in y’all

[inland moth]

lmao

flick is so huge bruv

I can't

So good manager

[paper urchin]

Got us a wc and treble

[paper urchin]

Why are people comparing Mane to ribery now

[quaint vault]

ngl bayerns letztes spiel gegen manchester city war ziemlich schlecht und 3-0 ist ziemlich schlecht, also war die defensive des fc bayern nicht so gut wie bei den sg-spielen in paris

Wie auch immer, ich mag das, ich werde wahrscheinlich morgen dabei sein

[paper urchin]

what?

[near vale]

https://twitter.com/BayernTimes/status/1646243443960602629?t=E3z4B6NGNErZNeuLWLP2KQ&s=19

BayernTimes (@BayernTimes)

The highest paid in Bayern ($):

𝟭. 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗲: $𝟮𝟯,𝟰𝟲𝟴,𝟴𝟬𝟴
2. Manuel Neuer: $22,402,044
3. Thomas Muller: $21,868,662
4. Leroy Sane: $21,335,280
5. Joshua Kimmich: $20,801,898
6. Serge Gnabry: $20,129,837
7. Hernandez/Goretzka: $19,201,752
8. Kingsley Coman:…

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945

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 8:06 PM

[humble trench]

This is why the tie isnt over yet

[humble trench]

get that fraud out of here

[spark stump]

i found a bayern training top for 2 dollars

i wanna know what season its from

its like white w red

[humble trench]

💀💀💀💀💀

[proper wind]

send

[spark stump]

done

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646443258464141313?t=X-IKlw-KSJzTQsfEBZaq1A&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

A meeting with the club's bosses took place this morning, in which both Leroy Sané and Sadio Mané were present. The club also held talks with Mané's management. A decision could be communicated after today's training. The Senegalese has allegedly admitted his error [@BILD]

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 9:20 AM

[paper urchin]

oh god

[humble trench]

we really firing everyone 😂

[thorny spoke]

It was beeca

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646450111717703683?t=Y-NlWluC0VSXRa43F6GsHg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel is a big fan of Victor Osimhen. The coach has been monitoring the striker for a long time and is impressed by his performances this season. Tuchel 'can really imagine' having Osimhen in his squad next year. Further talks to follow [@Plettigoal]

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 9:47 AM

[reef prairie]

totally another situation there

[humble trench]

gnabry and mane for osimhen

great deal.

[clever hound]

gotta sell mane ngl

[thorny spoke]

Why dont we terminate contract rn

[cursive gulch]

Messi coming home

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1646453061248851969?t=wGSqVHUn90z2wNc-3iHIAA&s=33

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Borussia Mönchengladbach director Roland Virkus: “Ramy Bensebaini and Marcus Thuram will leave the club as free agents in June”. 🚨⚪️⚫️

Bensebaini will join Borussia Dortmund; Thuram is considering many approaches and bids from different countries.

Likes

344

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 9:59 AM

[humble trench]

will cost us money

[proper wind]

thuram free agent

what do we think

def not better than osimhen

but might be a solid backup option

[paper urchin]

https://twitter.com/RickFCB_/status/1646456299188543488?t=LDPbUinV1_vDETgpGD_M_Q&s=19

Rick (@RickFCB_)

Nah it’s actually written in the stars we’re going trophyless this season like in 2012 and win the treble next year like 2013 BECAUSE GUESS WHERE THE UCL FINAL NEXT YEAR IS GONNA BE PLAYED

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126

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 10:12 AM

[proper wind]

LETS GOOO

7th incoming inshallah

[paper urchin]

💪💪💪🫂

By that time

We'll get a st

Tuchel would get good

[proper wind]

yeah he wouldn't be going into the ucl quarter finals less than 2 weeks after meeting his team

[tidal hornet]

UCL QFs against the competition favourites

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646470801078599681?t=gHEQXBZUIoAu72BQW7o-hg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sadio Mané and Leroy Sané have apologized to the squad following their altercation in Manchester [@SkySportsNews]
https://t.co/YDciMY3vyT

▶ Play video

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 11:10 AM

[glass otter]

We lost at home once

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646474274075561984?t=Cg6Vm9ECqmN7wzgGhvgb1Q&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

The 'tug of war' for Randal Kolo Muani has begun. The Frenchman wants to join Bayern and the German champions are intensifying their efforts. Frankfurt have already started looking for a replacement and want around €100m for Kolo Muani [@CMoffiziell, @SPORT1]

Likes

101

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 11:23 AM

[clever hound]

I love how we’re just planning to buy players but we’re literally fans

we’re better businessmen than those in charge fr

[proper wind]

fr

[old zinc]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1646445566656753664?s=20

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Sadio Mané is expected to apologise to the whole Bayern squad this morning for his incident with Leroy Sané.

(Source: @Plettigoal)

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2553

Retweets

165

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 9:29 AM

expected to

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646474278093635584

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Manchester United, PSG and Chelsea are also monitoring Kolo Muani. There's no offer yet on the Frankfurt table [@CMoffiziell]

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 11:23 AM

[clever hound]

so they gon say sorry and the drama’s over? 💀

[humble trench]

Nah

He's gonna receive a punishment

[clever hound]

thank god

[humble trench]

A fine, suspension, or something else

[glass otter]

#bundesliga message

Downvote with me

Bayern army

[humble trench]

They can keep dreaming lol

We're still winning the league like usual

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646488378337001472?t=jYzO1cU0czWD44Kzu5zg0Q&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern will not be parting ways with Sadio Mané. Everything has been cleared up between Mané and Sané. A sanction for the Senegalese (at least a fine) is still expected [@kerry_hau]

Likes

265

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 12:19 PM

[clever hound]

😃who would have thought

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/MusialaEra/status/1646290654845190147?t=hcj4128wx0ZG7rEKF-ucmA&s=33

Deniz (@MusialaEra)

Florian Plettenberg:

"I was told today by a player 'Florian, we are beginning to think that the twin brother of Mané is playing here and not the Mané we know from Liverpool" 🫢

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566

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 11:14 PM

😭😭😭

[half inlet]

Who do you prefer?
1️⃣ Osimhen
2️⃣ Kolo Muani

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646499867018121221?t=BLyLgySupvNqcbqkzBO_Jw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

❗Sadio Mané has been suspended by FC Bayern until further notice [@altobelli13]

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438

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 1:05 PM

so no games?

for mane

[strong saddle]

I guess so

I mean that's fair

[proper wind]

yeah

[tidal hornet]

Finally, we are "forced" to use a sub that's better!

[proper wind]

tel finna get game time 😍

jk tuchel would rather play stanisic up front lmao

[sullen idol]

will osimhen join bayern this year?

[proper wind]

inshallah

i believe we will get him

[sullen idol]

👍🏼

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646507837579984903?t=5jdALHdgnwi4YcEQoz6W0g&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

OFFICIAL: Bayern announce that Sadio Mané will not be in the squad against Hoffenheim on Saturday. In addition, the Senegalese will be fined

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104

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 1:37 PM

[lavish carbon]

yo this true?

crazy

[lavish carbon]

how would you lot rate mane transfer rn?

[long fox]

Advantage Bayern

[inland moth]

tel against Hoffenheim

I will be there no matter what

[humble trench]

Damn. Didn't see this coming
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1646511583055724551?t=RBfBOEZV-MmNlTso15oEXw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Bayern have suspended Sadio Mané for the next game — he won’t be in the squad vs Hoffenheim and will also be fined.

This happens due to his fight with Leroy Sané after City game when he punched Sané in his face in dressing room after having an argument during the match.

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3729

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444

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 1:52 PM

[long fox]

Only the next game?

[clever hound]

hopefully more

blud has no chill

[paper urchin]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646425720778813441?t=8FeaqHEPVDHjFMAylPi6eQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Kylian Mbappé supports Upamecano after the recent racist abuse: "It's a lot of nonsense, nonsense! At some point, people have to stop with that. It is no longer enough to condemn, we must act and say stop. It's sad to say, but it's become ordinary. We're tired of it" [@France3tv]

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3508

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212

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 8:10 AM

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646219525312901121?t=ZCitKAO2dKXAG6XZR_UnXw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Hansi Flick at the Santiago Bernabeu for Real Madrid vs Chelsea [📸 @GuillerRai]

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3266

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113

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 6:31 PM

https://twitter.com/UTDTrey/status/1646465743364431872?t=luZP-cswtx8vxtzh3RDLBg&s=19

Trey (@UTDTrey)

Sometimes people forget that God blessed the Premier League with another Arjen Robben.

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8946

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402

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 10:49 AM

[proper wind]

really starting to believe he's actually the worst teansfer in bayern history

[proper wind]

they dont know who robben is

[paper urchin]

Dumb pundits

https://twitter.com/RickFCB_/status/1645897512648347648?t=DZWpuu8QhOyQH9tpnCx0Mg&s=19

Rick (@RickFCB_)

Idk what role would suit him best but I want Philipp Lahm to be given a big role at managing Bayern, he’s the only one in recent memory I can think of that actually cares about this football

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819

Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 9:12 PM

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646525023585472512?t=gOqFikudRIiptUvkyT-FZw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

According to @billmahmuud, Leroy Sané called Sadio Mané "Black sh*t", which made the Senegalese react with anger. Sané regretted what he said after the clash. Mané apologized to his teammates for the incident. His future at Bayern is uncertain

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 2:45 PM

bro wtf is going on in this club

[surreal snow]

Thats sooo cap omds

Sane and Mane are both black and from the same country 😭😭😭😭

absolutely atrocious journalist

[humble trench]

Shit source

[trail bloom]

finally , now let the tel magic begin

[strong saddle]

Wait Sane is also from Senegal?

[surreal snow]

his father is

he was also pro

[strong saddle]

Ah

[surreal snow]

so any racist comments make no sense

mane Just couldnt deal with him being ass thats why he punched him

these journalists just want a story to tell

[reef prairie]

dont think it's true tho

if yes

fuck sane

also a pattern here

dont you think is it very weird to punch sane just because he complained

i mean

[long fox]

Is it finally time for some Tel magic?

[humble trench]

Ye

[maiden silo]

Still hoping for the comeback against City

[paper urchin]

https://twitter.com/RoyalKimmich/status/1646205396145651759?t=Unftwi9T5LTrDSGQViU3GA&s=19

NK1 (@RoyalKimmich)

We have been friends with Madrid now it’s time to become Madrid

Likes

461

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 5:35 PM

[inland moth]

we should atleast score 2 goals

[maiden silo]

Imagine we lose

[strong saddle]

If we lose, I'm gonna cry

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646538489184370689?t=ZEB-vsL45kYyLVO4EeApbQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sadio Mané was grieving the death of a close family member when he attacked Leroy Sané after the game against Manchester City. Bayern bosses are aware that Mané is in mourning following the death of his aunt in Senegal last weekend [@MullockSMirror]

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357

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 3:39 PM

this is realistic

[vital jolt]

bruh if we lose, i won't be surprised, the performace on tuesday night was unbelievable

[strong saddle]

People are still gonna say "doesn't matter, he still punched sane"

But yeah I completely understand that

[vital jolt]

but he shouldn't have done it tho

it was still his fault

[strong saddle]

Mhm

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646538489184370689?s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sadio Mané was grieving the death of a close family member when he attacked Leroy Sané after the game against Manchester City. Bayern bosses are aware that Mané is in mourning following the death of his aunt in Senegal last weekend [@MullockSMirror]

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Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 3:39 PM

[humble trench]

Racist Sane

[old zinc]

Sane is black and part sengalese what kind of reverse racism is this 😭

[tidal hornet]

Did Tuchel know about this? If so, why would he risk Mane on the pitch in a game where they're 3-0 down against City?

Oh wait, he was put on just before the two goals

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1646556602378649600?s=20

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Victor Osimhen is THE priority transfer target of PSG for this summer!

The French club will have competition from Bayern Munich, with Thomas Tuchel keen on the forward.

(Source: @RMCsport & @Plettigoal)

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 4:51 PM

[strong saddle]

psg

[proper wind]

pissG*

[strong saddle]

why do psg want him

[proper wind]

expensive, i must buy

backup for turtle ig

he too good to be backup

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646563781588156417?t=YRl2pPstheSLwhkLET612Q&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are willing to test uncertainty at Tottenham with a persuasive offer for Harry Kane. While Bayern would prioritise a younger profile, the fact Kane has only one year left on his contract makes a possible transfer appealing and at least worth pursuing [@MiguelDelaney]

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 5:19 PM

[inland moth]

no

no

no

[strong saddle]

NO

NONONONONO

[warped nexus]

NO we dont want kane we want a young long time striker

[proper wind]

osimhen

[strong saddle]

psg want him bruh

i mean i guess it makes sense since messi isnt staying there for much longer and mbappe is tired of them

[proper wind]

psg can piss off he wants to come to bayern

[strong saddle]

yeah i want him here

[warped nexus]

PissG

[tidal hornet]

If they get Kane, it's probably to fill in the gap with an "experienced" player before Tel takes over completely

[proper wind]

fair point but if it's purely for experience there are cheaper options

[old zinc]

lol if yall get kane

you'll be the team with mane, sane, and kane

[proper wind]

we dont want kane bro

as fans

we dont

[inland moth]

Don't get kane bruv

[proper wind]

the club is considering it

but we want osimhen

[inland moth]

he can't even speak English

[proper wind]

fr

[inland moth]

real

[proper wind]

if they want kane for his experience it's not worth 60-100m

firmino is literally a free agent and has experience

so no i dont think its for his experience

[old zinc]

firmino as striker in this bayern team 🤔

[proper wind]

i like firmino

he's a false 9 tho but choupo has been a false 9 so far

[clever hound]

ugh not kane

[old zinc]

a real 9 with an oshimen/haaland profile would do yall so good

[proper wind]

fr

osimhen is the perfect option

he's exactly what we need

kolo is too expensive for his skill level

[inland moth]

we should sign him no matter what

[clever hound]

I bet psg are gonna be quicker

[inland moth]

Napoli will ask a lot

[old zinc]

oshimen lol, the man's said he dreams of playing in the prem

[inland moth]

where Chelsea?

[old zinc]

and napoli are going to ask much for their 100m rated striker

[inland moth]

[old zinc]

chelsea or man u, those two need a striker the most rn

[proper wind]

thats his dream but he would also be willing to join bayern

[old zinc]

and chelsea have the pockets and with the new owners so will man u

[inland moth]

United will go for kane to troll spurs

[proper wind]

chelsea arent interested, man utd want kane/vlahovic mainly

they're prioritising kane

[inland moth]

he wouldn't play European football

Chelsea don't look good for players

[proper wind]

yeah

[old zinc]

valid

[inland moth]

plus they have been signing so many players already

[proper wind]

if we're considering paying 100m minimum for kolo muani i dont see why we cant consider osimhen with a similar price

130

[proper wind]

yep

[inland moth]

we offer more then Chelsea

as club

you will 100% play UCL

good salary

[proper wind]

bigger club overall

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646591788495392768?t=AdraCO1lM-LWROtWm4YB6g&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Leroy Sané asked the club not to sack Sadio Mané and not to give him a severe punishment. For the German international, the topic is now closed [@BILD]

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Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 7:10 PM

[humble trench]

nice

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646592833980190730?t=zqsRV1JPivm1k3gX_u2QBg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

If there are offers in the summer, Mané could leave Bayern. The club now needs a striker more urgently than a player of Mané's profile [@BILD]

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 7:14 PM

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646592348544028675?t=0l92uBBP_LSLwlzg8nr4kQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

If he shows remorse, Mané could be back in the squad for the second leg against Manchester City on Wednesday [@BILD]

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160

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 7:13 PM

[tidal hornet]

God dammit

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646590732831019013?t=KuniCjFan4oStCweMQO1TQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sadio Mané has been fined around half a million euros [@BILD]

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1110

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 7:06 PM

Osimhen funds

[strong saddle]

Word

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646604560847327269?t=f9i0Oe1dFEClG_pmczRDzw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel held a conversation with Dayot Upamecano in today's training trying to build the defender's confidence up after the game against Manchester City [@BILD]

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254

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 8:01 PM

[humble trench]

sabitzer just scored 2 times in 7 min.

[inland moth]

Sadio Mané has been fined around half a million euros

[inland moth]

Sabitzer deserves better

[humble trench]

Maguire terrorism

Sabitzer carrying their shit team

[fathom nacelle]

LEWA MUST COME BACK TO MUNICH

BAYERN IS PSG WORST ENEMY

[humble trench]

No way

Lewa want to play with la pulga

[inland moth]

We'll sign oishman

[humble trench]

He s gonna stay

[humble trench]

Oshimen is a runner

[clever hound]

funny considering the fact we eat them up everytime

[proper wind]

thats why we're their worst enemy

they hate us

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646685271524626434?t=IDoahgH7p9OHsFPoCcVRYA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Leroy Sané is said to have said: 'Leave me alone' to Mané in a dispute in English. The Senegalese has been experiencing tough days after his aunt, with whom he had a close relationship, passed away at the weekend. Mané apologized to the entire team [@kessler_philipp, @mano_bonke]

Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 1:22 AM

who wouldve thought

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646687647786565635?t=VDqDoGj0aMfdw93hGM8PKg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Ousmane Diallo (15), Deportivo Alavés and Spain U16 winger, is very close to joining FC Bayern [@RamonSanchezNG]

Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 1:31 AM

Black Spanish Winger

[sullen idol]

maguire did it again today 🤣

[paper urchin]

I was watching the highlights

I am dead

[humble trench]

Funny when you see people supporting Mané for punching own teammate for no justifiable reason

[tulip barn]

i dont care what happened you shouldnt be punching a random teammate for no reason

sane's haircut is better then manes entire career

he should calm himself down

[inland moth]

Mané's hairline still in Liverpool

[humble trench]

?

Now we all know that's a lie

[thorny spoke]

At the age of sane mane won ucl lol

[glass otter]

No

Mane career clear

[digital flax]

Bayern are not interested in Dusan Vlahovic from Juventus. The Munich people did not even contact Serb's agent. It is doubtful that the striker is in the sights of FCB.

[Bayern Insider podcast,
@cfbayern]

W

[proper wind]

good

[paper urchin]

the best things that happened to me this week are

oshimenn neews

and maguire scoring a goal

[humble trench]

why this

[paper urchin]

prime magurie

maguire

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646802066667388929?t=ZYuHEg2eijF6mkP4pFwBQw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

After they dropped out of the race for Jude Bellingham, Liverpool are now targeting Ryan Gravenberch. A delegation from LFC contacted Gravenberch's management this week for talks in the Netherlands [@altobelli13, @itstheicebird]

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239

Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 9:06 AM