bayern-munich

[clever hound]

Forget everything I said

[steep sigil]

calm down u won 2020 ucl

[hoary token]

I waited so long

[strong saddle]

LOL

[surreal snow]

who cares about 2020

[zealous mauve]

Nah bro, Liverpool actually played soemthing against Barca in the first leg

[strong saddle]

Give me one

[visual trellis]

yep

[inland moth]

gg

[paper urchin]

😔

[tired prism]

I'm off discord for the rest of the season

[clever hound]

no positive mindset can save this game

[surreal snow]

Im off social media for the remainder of my life

[paper urchin]

Oliver kahn

[clever hound]

I’m off

[paper urchin]

Use something called brain

[surreal snow]

ill practically ignore everything in life

[paper urchin]

Ffs

[humble trench]

1 good chance and mane fucks it

[strong saddle]

Im gonna find a place to chuck my phone into the lake on campus

[wise light]

Guys its one season

[strong saddle]

After this game

[wise light]

It ain't the end of the world

[zealous mauve]

Why are we playing like we are 40 years old 😭😭

[reef prairie]

full time

[humble trench]

FT

[wise light]

There's still next season

[inland moth]

2 seasons

[humble trench]

I hate life

[strong saddle]

Bad fucking game

[surreal snow]

Barca fans said the same in 2020

[hoary token]

3 or 4?

[reef prairie]

there s still one hope

[strong saddle]

3

[reef prairie]

and that s bundesliga

[hoary token]

Ok

[wise light]

Correct but did we lose 8-2

[hoary token]

Were fucked

[visual trellis]

We need a fucking real madrid comeback

[paper urchin]

[wise light]

And are we going to EL next season

[paper urchin]

YES

[wise light]

Not likely

[tidal hornet]

Miserable night

[strong saddle]

FUCKING BAD FUCKING GAME

[hoary token]

But, its never over

[humble trench]

Oh well

[paper urchin]

That went worse

[humble trench]

We go again next year

[tired prism]

Fuck my life

[paper urchin]

@humble trench thanks for jinxing

[strong saddle]

Gonna go throw this phone in the lake now

[paper urchin]

😭😔

[tired prism]

That's what we say every year

[hazy knot]

Good night your old coach just brought y'all tears

[paper urchin]

Imma sleep till afternoon

[humble trench]

Man

[clever hound]

we really said yabba dabba no

[paper urchin]

Skipped my sleep for yhis

[humble trench]

Didn't mean to

[tired prism]

Goodbye bayern

[paper urchin]

It's ok

[tired prism]

Mia san Mia

[paper urchin]

We deserved it

[strong saddle]

I did extra work today to see this

[visual trellis]

GUYS KEEP YOUR ENERGY UP

2ND LEG

[paper urchin]

Same

[visual trellis]

WE CAN DO THIS

[tired prism]

And I sacrificed sleep

[visual trellis]

REAL MADRID COMEBACK TYPE SHIT

[paper urchin]

I really want a rma comeback 😔

[wet blade]

Were so finished

[tired prism]

And I've school in 4 hrs

[paper urchin]

Same

[strong saddle]

When does second leg happen

[visual trellis]

I hope tuchel fucking learnt

[surreal snow]

is there any way to force the board to resign?

[wet blade]

i stayed up late for this bullshit

[visual trellis]

to not do dumb shit

[surreal snow]

im fucking serious

[paper urchin]

Members revolt

That's the only option

[strong saddle]

Fire the entire board

[paper urchin]

Fucking ass board

[inland moth]

I'm canceling my membership

[wet blade]

fuck the board and the dumbass decision to bring in muller at 80' and not taking gnabry off after the first half

[tired prism]

Where do we go from here?

[wet blade]

shame on them

[inland moth]

Im serious

[clever hound]

is choupo moting coming back next week?

[inland moth]

Im canceling it

[digital flax]

We shat the bed as expected

[paper urchin]

Yes

[visual trellis]

Man fuckk

[clever hound]

Istg if that man doesn’t help us

[paper urchin]

I saved money for it

Imma drink

[visual trellis]

Its fin3

[tired prism]

Fr

[wet blade]

choupo moting will help us do remontada of the century inshallah

[clever hound]

What membership

[surreal snow]

L so big i cant even shed a tear

[paper urchin]

And sleep

[tired prism]

Muller should've started

[tired prism]

Same

[inland moth]

I threw away my ticket for 2nd leg and canceled my membership

[visual trellis]

INSHALLAH WE WILL WIN 2ND LEG 4-0

[strong saddle]

Our board man

[clever hound]

i’m so delulu i still hope for a tie next week

[strong saddle]

Our board

[visual trellis]

RMA COMEBACK

[tidal hornet]

Müller and Cancelo should've started, Mane shouldn't have come on

[clever hound]

this

[tired prism]

Gnabry out

Mane out

Upa out

[inland moth]

Gnabry is probably getting sold this season

[tidal hornet]

This isn't the match to tell Mane "Can you be good this time?"

[surreal snow]

in the past years when bayern got humiliated in the ucl i just cried. today, I get migraine.

[trail ridge]

🤡Brazzo firing nagelsmann

[strong saddle]

Fuck

Off

[tired prism]

This is my worst experience as a bayern fan

[inland moth]

we haven't been humiliated like this in a long time

[strong saddle]

Yeah

[tired prism]

Since psg 3-0 in 2017

[surreal snow]

its so frustratinf

[inland moth]

Im a fan for 15 years

[wise light]

Um excuse me. Anyone remember 5-0 to Gladbach?

[inland moth]

this is the most embarrassing performance of this club

[wise light]

This is becoming a yearly occurance

[clever hound]

I love this team but man if we play like that Im not gonna be able to wear my merch for a while

[wise light]

5-0 was come on

[inland moth]

no

Nagelsman wasn't even their

[humble trench]

trying to give gnabry to city

[wise light]

This is Man City that was Gladbach

[inland moth]

we had no manager

[tidal hornet]

All I can do is thank Sommer for keeping it down to 3-0 and not much worse

[humble trench]

nah we were shit, upa was playing for city

[clever hound]

whatever, positive mindset 😍

[humble trench]

Deserved lose

[wise light]

I know but we shouldnt be losing 5-0 to no manager. We didn't have a manager for 2 years (#kovac)

[strong saddle]

Upa fucked us the most

[wise light]

That I agree with lmao

[clever hound]

the first one he couldn’t save in any way so I’ll give him that as well

[wise light]

Awful

[humble trench]

Choupo not gonna make any difference

[clever hound]

Bro’s not that tall

[visual trellis]

WE WILL WIN 2ND LEG 4-0

[paper urchin]

True

[humble trench]

next game play:

cancelo - de ligt - pavard - davies

please

[clever hound]

YOU TELL THEM

[humble trench]

We overhype Choupo just bc he's a striker

[tidal hornet]

Still made plenty of good saves throughout the match too

[wise light]

He didnt play.

[clever hound]

correct but at least he would do better than gnabry

[wise light]

We would've done better had Choupo been there

[paper urchin]

If we win i will continue supporting bayern

[ocean coral]

Hope so

[paper urchin]

If not

I am out

[wise light]

right.

[wet blade]

Its unbelievable what this poisonous board is doing to the team

[clever hound]

True, he’s not neuer but he’s not terrible

[humble trench]

we need to spend EVERYTHING on a striker

[wise light]

Guys this is ridiculous. Once you're a fan your a fan for life

[humble trench]

We had the most promising team in the world at the beginning

[wise light]

Agreed. Needed so heavily.

[trail ridge]

Very bad decisions

[tired prism]

The board has to resign

[strong saddle]

I'll scream hallelujah if we do 4-0

[pine comet]

i come in peace, don't mean to troll, but you guys should have kept nagelsmann honestly

[humble trench]

But of course injuries fuck us up

[clever hound]

If they don’t invest in kolo muani im gonna buy him myself

[visual trellis]

If we win 2nd leg

[humble trench]

We know

[wise light]

Why would u troll literally they're your rivals lol

[visual trellis]

Ill get R9 haircut

[pine comet]

you guys want the glazers out too i support that and i like you

[jolly geyser]

Troll by default lol 😂

[wise light]

yes fuck the Glazers

[pine comet]

yeah i do hate that they won

[wet blade]

either ways we wouldve been finished you cant really blame tuchel

[strong saddle]

100% agreed

[visual trellis]

Wallahi bro

[strong saddle]

Our board overreacted

[wet blade]

the players themselves have some responsibility on them

[clever hound]

This channel feels like a secret ass spot for us to cry I love it

[pine comet]

nagelsmann would've easily slapped this city team

[wise light]

Overreacted? That's an understatement

[tired prism]

Fr

[tired prism]

Yh

[wise light]

I doubt that but I think we would've done better than 3-0

[strong saddle]

It would of been 2-1 or something

[tired prism]

I don't think we'll even win the league

[wise light]

Loss in the 1st leg for sure imo but the 2nd leg a comeback win

[humble trench]

OMG LOL TUCHEL FIRED

[tidal hornet]

Agreed. You can't expect any manager, not even Tuchel, to work their magic in a single week in all the big matches

[pine comet]

if it was 2-0, i would've had hope for the 2nd leg at allianz arena

but 3-0 nahh

[wise light]

Awful. https://twitter.com/BavarianFBWorks/status/1645894508930912259?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Bavarian Football Works (@BavarianFBWorks)

#FCBayern under #Tuchel:
🔴 2 wins, 2 losses
🔴 6 scored. 7 conceded.
🔴 Knocked out of Pokal
🔴 Essentially knocked out of UCL

Yikes.

Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 9:00 PM

[humble trench]

upa today

I hate this board with passion

[wet stirrup]

what do you guys think of Upamecano? man prolly had a worse game.

[pine comet]

well then, better luck to you next season ig, gonna pray real madrid do their magic and knock out city in the semis

[strong saddle]

He did so bad

[quartz helm]

Man i miss Nagelsmann 💀

[clever hound]

bro isn’t bad but today he was horrendous

[humble trench]

tuchel just got fired

[zealous mauve]

He was good

[proper wind]

never had a worse game

[strong saddle]

Oh word?

[tidal hornet]

Imagine

[clever hound]

i would cry

[long fox]

Nightmare

[tired prism]

Now all I want is for city to knock out madrid

[zealous mauve]

I ve never seen a game so bad defensively

[clever hound]

ok for once and for all do you think it was the tuchel effect or the cause of this was us not having a striker

[humble trench]

Tuchel to upa

[tired prism]

Both

[strong saddle]

Mixture of both

Yeb

[inland moth]

It's not our mangers this season

[clever hound]

Fair

[inland moth]

it's the players

[long fox]

Today was a disaster to say the least

[tired prism]

If Muller started, things would've been different

[strong saddle]

And no striker

[tired prism]

SELL GNABRY

[inland moth]

We had so much fucking underperformencees

[strong saddle]

Yeah

[inland moth]

this season

[strong saddle]

Gnabrys gotta go

[long fox]

Even the league is not a given atp

[hoary token]

No one wants him

[humble trench]

Nagelsmann > Tuchel

[cursive herald]

Tuchel to
Upa
Gnabry
Mane

[tired prism]

We won't win it

[surreal snow]

being a bayern fan is a 9-5 job now

[tired prism]

Release him

[cursive herald]

It's me btw Saudi grenadier just that my old account is temp disabled

[humble trench]

no i was dreaming.

[clever hound]

only ones who weren’t horrible to watch were sommer pavard and kimmich, the others were just fooling around

whatever that was

[tired prism]

Ok guys, I'll try to finally get some sleep

[humble trench]

and de ligt

[tired prism]

Mia san Mia

[hoary token]

Nagelsmann got out by villareal with disney on the top

[cursive herald]

Dear god how did it go so wrong so quickly

[clever hound]

de ligt true

[humble trench]

Sane was decent

sane also good

[strong saddle]

Sane did good

[tidal hornet]

Sane was giving it a go around half time

[humble trench]

sane best player imo

[clever hound]

yeah that true as well

[tidal hornet]

Sommer best player

[proper wind]

sommer

[hoary token]

Sommer motm

[humble trench]

Upa gave them 2 goals

[quartz helm]

Sommer and Sane

[proper wind]

sane best outfielder okay but it would have been at least 7-0 without sommer

[proper wind]

u mean sane not mane

[humble trench]

Sommer did his best. Worst defence today.

[quartz helm]

Yeah

[clever hound]

have you seen musiala though

[lone agate]

i honetsly think we cant do this

[hoary token]

Tbh i would recommend playing 3 def in 2nd leg

[humble trench]

Can we play cancelo - de ligt - pavard - Davies next week?

[proper wind]

a couple days ago this defence was being called the best defence on earth what happened now

[quartz helm]

I didnt realise mane was in thwe game until 88min💀💀💀

[lone agate]

Drop davies until he wakes up

Start cancelo

[gilded fern]

The problem is we don’t have a striker and the board decides to change manager at such an important time of the season

[proper wind]

he came on in the 80th

[strong saddle]

Muller HAS to be starting next week

[humble trench]

upa today

[clever hound]

Cancelo is INDESPENSABLE in the starting lineup

we’re nothing

[proper wind]

a random barca fan would be a better board than this

[humble trench]

Exactly 💯

[strong saddle]

Lmfao

[clever hound]

We’ve seen

[proper wind]

thats being generous 😭

[humble trench]

cap

[lone agate]

Cardio mane needs to wake up too what has he been doing recently

[strong saddle]

Injury messed him up

[lone agate]

dropping stinkers consistently since injury

[clever hound]

CARDIO MANE

[gilded fern]

It’s incredible how we did not get a replacement for lewa even in the winter market

[humble trench]

we play Hoffenheim this weekend, need to do something big this time

[clever hound]

Hasn’t it been his birthday recently

bro has been partying for a month now

[gilded fern]

Then we play Gnabry at #9 and think we can win this

[proper wind]

"mane to replace lewa" he's a winger who played in a completely different system at liverpool

[strong saddle]

No

No gnabry

[zealous mauve]

Who even cares anymore

[strong saddle]

Bench his ass

[zealous mauve]

We lost in ucl

[humble trench]

Worst decision.. https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1645892787315810304?t=V39YBOrSM8Xm2nOa0HRrBg&s=19

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Thomas Tuchel replaced Julian Nagelsmann at Bayern Munich in March with a potential treble up for grabs.

Since then, they've been eliminated from the DFB Pokal by Freiburg and are already down 3-0 in the first leg of the UCL quarterfinals 🤯

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Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 8:53 PM

[quartz helm]

Fuck the board. Greedy bastards

[lone agate]

I cant even blame mane either, tons of liverpool press for years would have taken a toll on his body eventually but still when he arrived he was in fantastic shape

[gilded fern]

He was not performing when he played as #9 back at Liverpool. He was played on that role because Diaz was literally in the form of of his life

[proper wind]

yeah

[inland moth]

not his fault

[humble trench]

IT shouldve been a red card....

[inland moth]

I don't blame tuchel

[lone agate]

I fully trust tuchel for manager next season

[inland moth]

or played are underperforming

[lone agate]

he just needs some backing

[inland moth]

our

[zealous mauve]

100% his fault

[proper wind]

could have at least taken upa off after that shitshow how did he manage to play 90 mins

[lone agate]

No its not

[proper wind]

no

[gilded fern]

We need people like bastian and lahm making decisions at the club. Kahn was always too volatile even when he was a player

[lone agate]

Upa lost his head

Davies was piss poor

[humble trench]

shouldve subbed earlier

[strong saddle]

You know

[lone agate]

From the start

[proper wind]

tuchel doesnt tell davies to stepover into a corner

[strong saddle]

Lahm as head would help

[proper wind]

tuchel doesnt tell upa to assist the opposition

[steep sigil]

Davies the goat

[proper wind]

yeah

[steep sigil]

My favourite twitch streamer

[proper wind]

just when sommer gets in form

[lone agate]

upa has potential but his decision making needs to improve

[proper wind]

our defence flops

[gilded fern]

Then we have neuer going on a trip and getting injured

[lone agate]

This really upset me

[sweet oak]

It's alright lads you'll come back in 2nd leg

[inland moth]

no

[hoary token]

Hope so

[gilded fern]

We have no striker

[lone agate]

Realistically,No

[inland moth]

it's over

[strong saddle]

Neuer should of never gone skiing

[inland moth]

we are lucky if we score 2 goals

[hoary token]

No one believes here for a comeback but it’s definitely not impossible

[lone agate]

Only changes i think tuchel should make is

play muller cam

[hoary token]

If gnabry starts again then it’s impossible

[inland moth]

nah

[humble trench]

i wish, i trust

[inland moth]

it's over

[primal parrot]

Just hope for next season guys. This one's a lost cause

[lone agate]

bench davies for cancelo

[humble trench]

WE ARE BAYERN, WE CAN DO THIS

[inland moth]

we can only win the league

[gilded fern]

For those people saying that we are coming back we said the same thing against Real Madrid years ago and ended up getting more goals against

[lone agate]

Start stanisic

play pavard and de ligt cb

thats all i can think of

[hoary token]

Exactly, its not impossible

[primal parrot]

and that too looks so embarrassing cus it's become "least competitive league"

[clever hound]

I mean but did tuchel PERSONALLY ask to manage bayern

[humble trench]

we just need to play 3-0, extra time and finish it home

[clever hound]

Bro’s doing his job whatever

Let him cook maybe we will rise from the ashes

[gilded fern]

He got the offer. No way in hell he is saying no.

[hoary token]

We need chm13 so bad

[strong saddle]

We have home advantage

[hoary token]

He was missing today a lot

[strong saddle]

But it won't be easy

[clever hound]

correct, anyone would do that

[visual trellis]

Guys we might win 2nd leg

[inland moth]

we need to sell gnabry for like 40-60 mil and win Bundesliga so we can buy Oishman

[humble trench]

and we NEED to buy osimhen

[lone agate]

he does have home advantage and hes almost done it last season with chelsea but i mean

[hoary token]

Home advantage = best fans in the europe

[visual trellis]

We still have it in us

[gilded fern]

The team is strong on paper. Just needs a damn striker

[long fox]

We need to score 4

It's over

[clever hound]

gockor you’re my best hypeman / if you’re a man

[inland moth]

3

[thin thorn]

I was mad cuz they were playing crosses to no one

[inland moth]

we'd win on pens

[strong saddle]

Buy Osimhen and Kolo Muani

[blissful crescent]

one early goal and we have a chance

city are bottle merchants

[hoary token]

Osimhen will be like 150 mil

Kane >>

[clever hound]

I’m saving up can you wait a bit

[strong saddle]

Buy both of them

[runic bay]

I know who bayern need

[lone agate]

If we go through summer transfer window without a striker I will be extremely upset and dissapointed

[thin thorn]

not too old for his price?

[runic bay]

They need the former hoffenheim and leipzig coach

[clever hound]

I’ve saved up 190 euros rn maybe that will help

[runic bay]

Julian nagelsmann

They need that guy

[hoary token]

Wasnt he supposed to go for free?

[inland moth]

if we come back I will literally leak my IP to this server

[lone agate]

Way too old for 100 mil

[inland moth]

I'm not joking

[blissful crescent]

why didnt we just back hansi

[lone agate]

Spurs are delusional

[clever hound]

got u bro

[lone agate]

hes not sacked yet

[thin thorn]

If free then sure, hell yeah, but idk...

[strong saddle]

Your msg got pinned

[clever hound]

I don’t want your IP but god I wish we came back

[inland moth]

oh shit

he pinned

💀

[edgy turtle]

nah jk lol

[lone agate]

Small sacrifice for salvation

[hoary token]

Bro 💀 no one cares about IP, we want R9 cut

[inland moth]

bet

I threw away my 2nd leg ticket and Canceled my membership

[humble trench]

lmao

[inland moth]

if the players don't perform im not doing this shit

it's the 2nd year in the row now

[strong saddle]

I wanted to throw my phone in the lake

[runic bay]

Upamecano gonna get all the criticism today but all of it should be for the Board

[hoary token]

Chm13 will show them levels

[runic bay]

For disrespecting nagelsmann the way they did

[clever hound]

damn y’all quick to give up, me and my bro @visual trellis are holding for dear life

[humble trench]

We aren't Madrid

[thin thorn]

Literally every single time we get knocked, its a ridiculous reason

[proper wind]

upamecano just had the worst game of his life bro he deserves some of the criticism

[humble trench]

We don't have no good strikers

[visual trellis]

4-0 AT HOME NEXT MATCH

[warped nexus]

UPA WAS HORRIBLE

[visual trellis]

YALL JUST WATCH

[inland moth]

2nd year only winning Bundesliga

[clever hound]

YOU TELL EM

[humble trench]

Half our wingers are shit

[runic bay]

Yes but like he been good this szn, ppl be like "sell him" or whatever

[blissful crescent]

this season is a disaster

[quartz helm]

SIUUUUUU CITY WILL BOTTLE ONCE MORE

[runic bay]

I heard that former hoffenheim and leipzig coach is available

[clever hound]

we got that defense ❤️ not you upamecano❤️

[runic bay]

Why doesn't bayern get him

[proper wind]

we literally have no strikers at all, good or bad. no other player in the club plays striker other than choupo

[lone agate]

Ngl they weren't bad

[primal parrot]

Agreed he was shit but the board is shittier to kick Nagelsmann

[quartz helm]

Choupo injured?

[thin thorn]

Bayern board want CL every season, do they realize how impossible that is?

[lone agate]

Sane had a GREAT game

[humble trench]

I mean Mane and Gnabry

[proper wind]

definitely one of the best this season, he just came to one of the most important games of the season and decided to play for city

[quartz helm]

So true

[runic bay]

They make it more impossible by sacking coaches every 2 years

[strong saddle]

Sane did great yeah

[proper wind]

yeah

[lone agate]

Ah yes cardio mane

Bench

and trajn

[thin thorn]

he did but his 1v1 miss

[clever hound]

damn if we’re out I gotta support rma come on

[inland moth]

we really need a 9

[proper wind]

but i cant blame tuchel a lot he literally met this team 10 days ago

[clever hound]

We can’t give up

[inland moth]

idc

[humble trench]

Guys I have an idea

[inland moth]

give all our money into a 9

[clever hound]

What if we stea

[inland moth]

we got good players on every position

[clever hound]

Steal

[thin thorn]

I mean, his starting lineup was full of questions

[humble trench]

We form an XI from all of us and we play the 2nd leg

[humble trench]

okay hear me out.

City don't stand a chance

[clever hound]

Who wanna be our 9

[humble trench]

Sell gnabry, buy osimhen

[inland moth]

200 mil is our budget most time

[visual trellis]

why did lewa leave

[strong saddle]

I can't, I'm too short

[inland moth]

spend all 200 mil on oishman

[lone agate]

the only realistic 9 i can think of is probably kolo muani atp because we missed every single major no.9 atm

[humble trench]

Play CDM or something

That's what Licha did

[thin thorn]

Amazing if we get Osimhen but I think he like 90 M, Bayern dont want someone higher than like 50 M

[humble trench]

im 6'7, ill be there for corners

[proper wind]

honestly for me the only question was why not start muller but nobody could have foreseen the disasterclass from davies and upa

[inland moth]

fuck it im playing bayern 9 for free

[maiden silo]

Iam playing CM

[strong saddle]

How much is kolo

[humble trench]

120

[clever hound]

I can play cb but i’m damn sure we’re getting a red that night

[humble trench]

i think

[blissful crescent]

kolo isnt a 9

[thin thorn]

Bruv im way too short as well, literally scored a hat trick today .... while fasting

[strong saddle]

120

[inland moth]

my 7 years of experience are better than gnabry

[strong saddle]

Kekw

[humble trench]

I'll be CB as well

[humble trench]

better than upa

[inland moth]

Trust me

I'll score 6 against city inshallah

[blissful crescent]

i could have played and had a better performance than him

[strong saddle]

I'm 5'4 roughly so

I can't do shit

[blissful crescent]

he ghosted dont remember a single time he touched the ball

[inland moth]

I'm 6'2

83kg

[humble trench]

ill be the striker ig, just give everything on my head, 6'7

[proper wind]

im a 5'9 winger and I'd do better than gnabry

[blissful crescent]

give me some of that height

[lone agate]

Good future replacement for Mane and gnabry and he could play cf

[runic bay]

I'm like 172 cm but i can play gk

[blissful crescent]

wasted money on mane

[clever hound]

fuck it we buying mbappe

[long fox]

laughs in 6'4

[humble trench]

or should i go goalie?

[runic bay]

Though gk is not the needed position

[humble trench]

sure

[thin thorn]

Ye, I had a lot of trust in them, but everyone knew it wasnt gonna end well without muller and gnabry being upfront

[strong saddle]

Lmao if we can actually buy Mbappe

[humble trench]

I'm 5'9 but Lisandro is the same and good

[lone agate]

I know this is weird too but I think next window we should look at Broja from chelsea

[clever hound]

How much is he tho

We can save up im sure

[thin thorn]

im 5'7, no soul can dribble past me

[strong saddle]

Probably 250 or some ridiculous number

[proper wind]

yeah

[humble trench]

3 atb?

[lone agate]

He can push for 350

[visual trellis]

they fr replaced lewa with mane lmao

[maiden silo]

• his wage

[thin thorn]

Lol apparently Coman, Sane, Gnabry werent enough wingers

[visual trellis]

and then sacked naglesmann

[inland moth]

our budget is 200 mil most time

[visual trellis]

bayern munich board at its finest

[lone agate]

Bayern signs mbappe at the small cost of sane's left foot 350 million and the allianz arena with a weekly wage of 745k

[clever hound]

we can borrow mpapi for the next game and let him go after that

[thin thorn]

Where is Mazraoi btw? still injured?

[strong saddle]

Our board can file their resume right now

[proper wind]

1-game loan outside the transfer window sounds good to me

[strong saddle]

Rent him

For 80m

[clever hound]

fuck it we ball

[lone agate]

Renting mbappe for half a season will cost the wages of mane gnabry and musiala combined

[runic bay]

Bayern board

[thin thorn]

I just go mad when managers decide that making subs is only a good idea at 80'

[strong saddle]

I must know the board members

[clever hound]

At this point I’m soon gonna prefer watching Atleti and Griezmann outplaying everyone in friendlies than go through this again

[maiden silo]

why didn’t he sub gnabry after the first half

[thin thorn]

Whats the role of honorary chairmen? cuz Mathaus I think is one of them and hes mad with the board as well

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1645900988295913475

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Pep Guardiola: "I know that this Bayern team is special. We got a good result, but we need two strong games. Anything can happen at Allianz Arena. I know that because I was at Bayern for 3 years" [@AZ_Strasser]

Likes

191

Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 9:25 PM

He's still scared

[thin thorn]

for whatever reason

[lone agate]

fuck it sign giroud on a 1 year

[thin thorn]

last time we were 3 0 down in 1st leg we won 2nd leg 3 2

[strong saddle]

Where even is Giroud rn

[thin thorn]

against Barca 2015

[lone agate]

Milan

[strong saddle]

Ah

[thin thorn]

I mean, hes like 36 but hey, not a bad idea

[visual trellis]

MAN IDC, WE GOTTA KEEP IT UP WE WILL GET 2ND LEG AND QUALIFY FOR SEMI FINALS

[maiden silo]

Sign Cristiano ngl

[humble trench]

are we sure upa was playing and not Maguire???

[lone agate]

Hes a CLASS striker

for a short term deal

Until they sort shit out

[thin thorn]

tbh if not for Sommer, it wouldve been City vs Leipzig

[clever hound]

can someone from gere go work at bayern guys

y’all would cook better

[humble trench]

sure

[clever hound]

speaking about giroud

[warped nexus]

upa was paid to pass to rodri and stones

[thin thorn]

Goncalo Ramos? Idk not watching Liga Portugal much but hey, scrapping the container here

[strong saddle]

LMAO

[clever hound]

To me he’s a beloved player because of french team, never against getting him

[lone agate]

what about y en nesyri

hes like 30 mil

25

[strong saddle]

It felt like Maguire was out there

[lone agate]

years old

Good future striker for cheap

[warped nexus]

from sevilla?

[lone agate]

And hes 1.92 m

[thin thorn]

would love it, hes not very technical, though that shouldnt be a problem

[hoary token]

Kolo muani better

[lone agate]

Yes

[hoary token]

But more expensive

[clever hound]

I feel like our team played like qatar in wc 22

[thin thorn]

yea, also weaken Frankfurt 🌝

[humble trench]

Im a city fan, pls dont score 4-0 2nd leg in munich

[clever hound]

we gon think about it

[thin thorn]

nope, more like that Russian team that lost 13 0 once, but their goalie won man of the match

[strong saddle]

Kolo would be worth it

[lone agate]

Nesyri has proved himself in wc la liga and cl and hes 25 can header really well so imagine him getting crosses from kimmich and sane

[thin thorn]

alr buddy, 5+ it is 👍

[humble trench]

Pain man

[hoary token]

Bro made account yesterday 💀

[graceful whale]

Pls don't let cancelo score against us

[blissful crescent]

I just smashed my TV infront of 50 guests at my party because of Bayern. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This game has ruined my dream, my life, and my party. I can’t handle this anymore.

[humble trench]

[lone agate]

Lmao

[humble trench]

You made account 2 months ago, not a big time lapse

[strong saddle]

And I made mine 3 years ago

[warped nexus]

stones got MOM because of upa giving him passes non stop

[hoary token]

Tf bro

[humble trench]

Actually nvm

i will wear my 2013 CL Bayern kit signed by robben next week, it wel help us . inshallah

[lone agate]

Swear

[humble trench]

@hoary token roast my account age all u want

[warped nexus]

5 but had to delete my account and made new one

[lone agate]

They made stones look like prime gullit

[strong saddle]

Shit you got that signed by Robben?

[warped nexus]

lol

[humble trench]

yessirr

[strong saddle]

Niiice

[humble trench]

Sane was shoot at sight policy

Musiala was hard to defend

Who else wants to be in Bayern fans XI?

[thin thorn]

Upa woke up today and chose to sleep again 🔥

[lone agate]

He shouldve done it more because he was testing ederson

[warped nexus]

lol

[humble trench]

me, im 6'7, put me anywere

[strong saddle]

Upa was sleeping the whole game

[humble trench]

Already have you

[humble trench]

Should of First half yeah

[warped nexus]

ake should have got yellow for what he did to coman

[hoary token]

What is bayern fans XI?

[warped nexus]

me

[blissful crescent]

bro was city's best player 🔥 🔥 🔥 🥶 🥶

[thin thorn]

me, mi amigo, I can play anywhere except goalie and striker

[humble trench]

Team that will destroy City in 2nd leg

[hoary token]

W

[humble trench]

What positions you good in?

I hate 2nd legs

[strong saddle]

I wish we had Dortmund fans

[hoary token]

Put me on the bench

[warped nexus]

CDM -a 6

[humble trench]

Ok

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1645904176600285186

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Tuchel: "I think we deserved at least one goal & gave away one or two too many. I think my players were lacking in confidence and form. Of course, the result is bitter. But I fell in love with my team today, the way they performed. Even if it sounds strange, that was a lot of fun

Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 9:38 PM

What

[lone agate]

Pep should do some batshit crazy tactical decision like playing bernardo dmf and putting de bruyne lmf

[humble trench]

Thats one position nobody can get in at bayern rn

[thin thorn]

In bayern throughout our history, we f up the 1st leg and win the 2nd, just not big enough win to qualify

[clever hound]

I’m eating up that CB

[strong saddle]

What

[thin thorn]

Anyone got Tuchel's address? I just wanna talk

[lone agate]

Bro is sounding like graham potter

[warped nexus]

lol

[humble trench]

Chupo moting was missing ngl

[strong saddle]

"I fell in love with my team today"

[warped nexus]

lol

[strong saddle]

Like hell you did

[humble trench]

He's one striker who could put in chances

[lone agate]

Nobody on the pitch deserved praise except sane kimmich sommer and goretzka

[humble trench]

Its crazy how bayern have the best wingers in the world, but no strikers

[clever hound]

It does sound strange tuchel

[maiden silo]

We didn’t

[strong saddle]

Yeah

We definitely did not

[thin thorn]

4-2 win in Der Klassiker ❌
3-0 loss in UCL ✅

[warped nexus]

lmao

[warped nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-hotline-hotline-bling-option-yes-and-no-gif-17558407

[strong saddle]

I didn't say that, Tuchel did

[hoary token]

Bayern had disney so they did not care about ST, and in the summer when he left they thought mane will handle the situation

[clever hound]

bro i can’t wait for bayern fans IX lineup now

[thin thorn]

ik lol, I was referencing ur reference of him

[clever hound]

Don’t leave us hangin

[humble trench]

Big mistake, mane was never a striker

Bayern should break the bank for kane or osimhen

[strong saddle]

Kane would be cool

[humble trench]

With mathys tel 2nd choice

[strong saddle]

He can finally win a trophy

[thin thorn]

Ik it would sound stupid but.. Mathys Tel?

[warped nexus]

he wants to stay prem and is older than osihmen

[thin thorn]

I mean, last few games, we were depending on defenders to score goals rather than attackers

u know its messed up

[hoary token]

Definitely for the Kane, best would be if he came for free

[strong saddle]

That's fair

[warped nexus]

fr

[humble trench]

That all depends on danial levy 😂

[strong saddle]

You know, we need to revamp our entire board this summer

[inland moth]

our best winger is Coman this season

[proper wind]

facts

[clever hound]

summer’s too far we gotta do it tonight

[proper wind]

coman and sane imo

[strong saddle]

Or else this season will be on replay forever

[inland moth]

we will overthrow the board

[warped nexus]

lol

[inland moth]

via la Revolution

[warped nexus]

lmao

[strong saddle]

The Bayern revolution

[proper wind]

bayern is a german club after all so overthrowing would be kinda familiar

im down

[inland moth]

Sack tuchel geh Jupp Heynckes out the retirement home and we'll win UCL

[clever hound]

bayern fans IX for president

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1645905942330982403?t=S-QT2CtU3PDsajxvMmmhIA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Tuchel on Upamecano's mistake: "Upamecano is still young, he will learn from it. If you play so many games, you'll make a mistake at some point. That punished us today and cost us the game - but things go on" [@AZ_Strasser]

Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 9:45 PM

[maiden silo]

When is 2nd leg

[proper wind]

19th

or 18th idk depends on ur timezone

[strong saddle]

Oh my god

[humble trench]

stfu tuchel

[humble trench]

in 8 days.

[proper wind]

u guys think he should openly say how upa cost us the game or?

[clever hound]

don’t get me started thomas

[humble trench]

@hoary token we're lacking a player so you'll have to play RM

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1645906333575655425?t=f5FQQDM9UeviJVsjwq7Y-g&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Kimmich defends Upamecano: "It's very bitter for Upa. But it's not for nothing that he plays for us. He has top qualities and we believe in him" [@kerry_hau]

Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 9:47 PM

common kimmich W

real captain material, defending teammates after public criticism from the coach

[clever hound]

kimmich my beloved

[proper wind]

kimmich sommer sane and pavard were the only ones who showed some sort of contribution today

[clever hound]

he is such a leader

[proper wind]

yeah

[hoary token]

I am good at rm but i am slow

[humble trench]

where am i gonna play @humble trench

[proper wind]

hoping for a 4-0 at the allianz

[humble trench]

and de ligt

[proper wind]

de ligt had his moments yeah

[inland moth]

Sell gnabry get oishman and we'll win another sixtupel

[humble trench]

ST

[clever hound]

de ligt’s dive tho

[proper wind]

but pavard was our best defender today

[clever hound]

or whatever that was

[humble trench]

okay, how many goals do u want?

[maiden silo]

Bro that shot he cleared from Halland

[clever hound]

thanks bro i appreciate

[proper wind]

yes

[maiden silo]

4+

[humble trench]

Formation ain't great but it'll work

[proper wind]

ofc bro

[strong saddle]

Fucking Rodri scored

[humble trench]

gonna do ut

[tidal hornet]

Give us 7 goals so we can have a giggle

[humble trench]

6

[proper wind]

weak foot top bins as well

[strong saddle]

I won't lie, that was a good goal, but come on

[humble trench]

Remind United and City of the 6-3

[inland moth]

3-0 at Allianz we win on pens

[proper wind]

conceded a banger against freiburg, scored a banger against freiburg, conceded a banger against city. now its our turn to score a banger v city

[strong saddle]

Yeah, Sommer is nice at pens

[clever hound]

De ligts goalkeeper era against psg will never leave my brain

[proper wind]

yeah and now he's regaining his gladbach form too i love sommer

my favorite gk after neuer

[hoary token]

Exaclty

[clever hound]

that shit is once in a lifetime

[strong saddle]

That defending was beautiful

[surreal snow]

you guys need to realize city will play terrorism ball once we score just one goal in munich

[humble trench]

Wtf

I screenshot

[strong saddle]

The slide

[surreal snow]

which is why i expect a 2-0 max

[humble trench]

We're cooking

[clever hound]

we winning next week

[proper wind]

we're playing at the allianz, it'll be packed with fans and city arent used to seeing fans

[proper wind]

love it

[maiden silo]

We winning

[strong saddle]

Lol

[surreal snow]

hence theyll play ultra defense

[humble trench]

Damn

@proper wind fucked up your name mb

[proper wind]

dw

so when are ribery and robben coming out of retirement 😀

[hoary token]

WWWWW

[strong saddle]

Ikr

We should bribe them out

To help us win

[proper wind]

bet

[strong saddle]

Bring back the robery one more time

[proper wind]

only duo that can save us rn

[inland moth]

our lord and savior Jupp Heynckes

Get his ass back

[hoary token]

Kovac > Heynckes

[clever hound]

at this point it’s easier to get lewa back

[hoary token]

Nahh

We need fresh blood

[surreal snow]

the fans need to do something about this board

[hoary token]

Brazzo out fr

[surreal snow]

i actually believe a board full of bayern fans would be bettter

[strong saddle]

I wonder how our board is reacting rn

[strong saddle]

That's actually true man

It's funny

[clever hound]

we cooking already

it is I love it

[humble trench]

Lmao we spend recklessly

150M on Osimhen

[surreal snow]

nevertheless im going insane if we somehow win 4-0 in munich

[inland moth]

I will get the r9 cut

[surreal snow]

we wouldnt spend 20m/py for gnabry and mane

[humble trench]

Not with our current attackers

[clever hound]

don’t forget the IP

[proper wind]

i think we accidentally hired klopp

[strong saddle]

OH GOD

[clever hound]

Bro said 😁

[strong saddle]

WHY

[hoary token]

Nah bro IP is uselles

[surreal snow]

i shouldve never tuned in on amazon prime

why does football have to influence my mental health

[clever hound]

calm down dawg we all in this

[hoary token]

real

[clever hound]

I really don’t wanna feel like I did during wc final next week

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1645907762633900033

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sommer: "We had chances but we knew we had to be compact, defend well. We did well sometimes but in the end, 3-0 is too much. Things always change when you change coaches because they have their own ideas and style. We had chances but weren't efficient today"

Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 9:52 PM

[clever hound]

but still it’s either hope or start giving up now

[hoary token]

Are yall on some bayern discord server or just typing here?

[clever hound]

I’m only on here

[strong saddle]

if there is one, its probably german

[proper wind]

just realised we play hoffenheim next

[strong saddle]

and i cant speak german

[proper wind]

same

[clever hound]

me neither though I was learning last year

[hoary token]

I was on one but got banned 😭

[clever hound]

why

[strong saddle]

what'd you do

[surreal snow]

these football servers are full of snowflakes

[hoary token]

I trash talked on barca server in september and they probabbly had same admin 😭

[strong saddle]

huh?

[clever hound]

It’s quite funny if one admin has two servers and its bayern AND barcelona

[strong saddle]

you cant ban someone in another server just because they got banned in a different one

that admins a snitch

[blissful crescent]

The banter I'm getting is too much 😭

[surreal snow]

im not going into football chat

[strong saddle]

same

[surreal snow]

twitter has been safe for now

[strong saddle]

this is my hidey hole for now

[clever hound]

idk i’m vibing here y’all cool

[hoary token]

Well, i got reason unspecified as a ban message, its just and option they have same admin. I tried to get back but those admins are bunch of dickheads and i dont know real reason still

[strong saddle]

damn

[surreal snow]

these servers are ass

you cant even say your opinion

[strong saddle]

mods here aren't terrible

they're not good at the same time

too reactive at times

[clever hound]

I sometimes go to off topic and it’s hilarious, someone now has gotten a perm

good to know

[surreal snow]

if a Bayern server were to exist it would be full of people saying "Good game guys we'll get 'em next time! 😁"

[hoary token]

Then i joined smaller bayern server but it is kinda dead if there are no games playing

[inland moth]

we don't deserve to win Bundesliga this season

[surreal snow]

we need real fans who actually speak the truth

[proper wind]

good game guys we'll get 'em next time

[hoary token]

But we will

[strong saddle]

can we rent dortmund fans

the atmosphere they produce

[clever hound]

we were shit but that one percent still wants to say that not everything’s been lost yet

[surreal snow]

we need the prem fans that do interviews in front of the stadium

[inland moth]

Dortmund should win Bundesliga so the board looks even worse

[strong saddle]

^

yeah

they deserve to be clowned

[inland moth]

the stadium gonna be silent tho

[surreal snow]

we need this dude

[humble trench]

Apparently there is an auto ban feature in football side of discord. When u banned from one club server you may get auto banned from others

[clever hound]

yall i gotta study journalism, im gonna bring tea from allianz in a few years

[humble trench]

What happened today guys

[clever hound]

get ready

[strong saddle]

we uh

[proper wind]

if you want the truth, this year isnt our year, gnabry is a one season wonder, our board is a bunch of bozos

[strong saddle]

we collapsed

[proper wind]

we dont talk about that lmao

[humble trench]

Shouldve kept naglsmann

[surreal snow]

now i need a full of server of comments like this

[hoary token]

Nah

[surreal snow]

and make the board see it

[proper wind]

yeah tell that to brazzo and kahn

[humble trench]

Allianz arena is a scary place to play

[surreal snow]

theres actually no way our board can do whatever they want

[clever hound]

the start was promising although we started failing miserably

[proper wind]

still wouldnt be convinced

[strong saddle]

mail this to our board

[humble trench]

Oh well

[strong saddle]

to each member

[humble trench]

Bro imagine bayern win 4-0 next week

[proper wind]

inshaAllah

[surreal snow]

the board should actually do a face off with some fans

[clever hound]

good game guys we'll get 'em next time

[proper wind]

but im tired of giving myself false hope

[surreal snow]

put them in their place

but they aint ready for that

[proper wind]

you are not surviving a face to face with oliver kahn he finna choke you

[hoary token]

If its not treble this season it will be zerouble atleast

[humble trench]

Yeah gg, they were juat the better team

[strong saddle]

gl with kahn

his angry face alone is scary

[clever hound]

can yall wait i gotta take out my contacts

[proper wind]

bundesliga up for grabs 😀

[surreal snow]

Kahn wouldnt survive a constructive discussion with the dumbest bayern fan in existence

this is how bad the Situation is

you ask him one question and he'll go on and talk about villareal and nagelsmann

[proper wind]

watch the board back choupo in the summer and sign a winger to be his backup 😭

[surreal snow]

we need Ted lasso fr

[humble trench]

Sell Mane, Choupo, Gnabry
Buy a good striker and a winger

[hoary token]

How to change name on this server btw

[strong saddle]

edit server profile

[humble trench]

What do you use?

[hoary token]

Do i need nitro?

[humble trench]

No

[proper wind]

no

[hoary token]

Weird

[humble trench]

Changing nickname is free

[proper wind]

edit server profile

[humble trench]

But pfp and stuff requires nitro

[strong saddle]

you can change your pfp

[hoary token]

Oh i coudnt click on it but now i can

[strong saddle]

gif pfp is nitro

[humble trench]

I meant for each server

[strong saddle]

ah yeah, that too

[humble trench]

You can have different pfp just like nicknames for each server

[surreal snow]

I Support this cause

[hoary token]

FINALLY IT WORKS

[strong saddle]

PSG?

[surreal snow]

We've been deceived

[inland moth]

my brothers

we need to run the club ourselves

[maiden silo]

We must focus

[inland moth]

[strong saddle]

who wants to be the manager

[inland moth]

Sell gnabry only him for 40-60 mil

[hoary token]

Nah i thought i would get more poeple on this

[strong saddle]

make him $1

[inland moth]

and we'll have enough budget

[hoary token]

I wish i could send a photo of my bayern merch

[clever hound]

why tho’s time to shine

[humble trench]

Whoever has the biggest ball knowledge is manager

[clever hound]

right on time

[humble trench]

Bruh I'm on the pitch 😭

[clever hound]

fuck it you ball

ur gonna be the griezmann of bayern

everywhere anytime

[cursive herald]

Why is our board so shit

[surreal snow]

just sub yourself in if youre the manager⁉️

[cursive herald]

Why is our manager so shit

Why was upamencano high

[inland moth]

I will be our striker

[humble trench]

I'm CB lol

[cursive herald]

Why was gnabry playing like a disabled U5

[maiden silo]

My value is 1-2M

[inland moth]

tuchel ain't shit

[old zinc]

what was the logic

[inland moth]

Tuchel is a class Manager

[light violet]

now what

[old zinc]

behind benching muller stanisic and mazraoui

[cursive herald]

He subbed in muller and cancelo 80th minute he was shut this match

[humble trench]

i know how we can win next game

[light violet]

any hope ?

[clever hound]

nah bro you can cook anything and have that position

[humble trench]

Unless 2 CB's alone is good enough to defend City then sure I'll play everywhere

MAZRAOUI NEEDS TO PLAY

[inland moth]

I call it tuchel is getting sacked lol

[light violet]

and we get klopp

lmao

[cursive herald]

Only way we beating city is with a 451 lmao

[maiden silo]

If we receive one more goal we’re out officially

[light violet]

as if we arent out already

[clever hound]

we will, that’s obvious

[light violet]

lmao

[inland moth]

3 goals PS possible

is

[light violet]

idk

[cursive herald]

Forget about conceding we need to score 3 and concede none just to bring it to pens

[clever hound]

3 maybe, more - never

[cursive herald]

It's not impossible but unlikely

[maiden silo]

Barcelona, Roma and Liverpool did it. Why can’t we?

[inland moth]

we had 4 shots on target

we could have scored 4

[clever hound]

sommer gotta pull his socks up for the next one

[light violet]

because we got no attack ?

[inland moth]

We had 56% ball

[light violet]

we got no st?

we got no one

who was playing today

only sane

[clever hound]

defense

[light violet]

where tf is gnabry

[humble trench]

Scoring 50 meter goal

1 answer to this problem. Mazraoui. Mazraoui. Mazraoui Mazraoui Mazraoui Mazraoui

[inland moth]

We can win it at home

[maiden silo]

True, but there’s a little chance

[cursive herald]

But by 3?

[clever hound]

that’s 6

[humble trench]

yes but Mazraoui

[light violet]

is that the same mane back in liverpool

no

[inland moth]

we scored 7 goals in spurs in a single match

[light violet]

who tf is that

[clever hound]

cardio mane was a scam

[inland moth]

we can do everything

if our players try

for once

[cursive herald]

That was a different Bayern though I Feel I mean it's not like I want us to get out

[light violet]

true but

[cursive herald]

But I wouldn't get our hopes up

[humble trench]

Comparing Spurs to City

[inland moth]

Mané is having a hard time

[clever hound]

it’s giving good game guys we'll get 'em next time

[cursive herald]

But I'm not completely rulling it out either

[light violet]

hard time since he cam e

[humble trench]

Good game guys we'll get em next time

[cursive herald]

You know who you remind me of frank lampard

[light violet]

did nothing