bayern-munich

[paper urchin]

Bros evil 😅

[warped nexus]

but srsly defence need to be great to hold down haaland ,alvarez,kdb,and silva

[long fox]

The attack is the thing I'm worried about

[strong saddle]

yeah

thats our weakness imo

[long fox]

Defence is good, I trust our defence

[proper wind]

LINEUP ANNOUNCED

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1645844806826901508?t=KnIQQD3Un2S6riDbdAzSQw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Man City:

Sommer -
Pavard, Upamecano, de Ligt, Davies -
Kimmich ©, Goretzka -
Sané, Musiala, Coman -
Gnabry

#MiaSanMia

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363

Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 5:42 PM

[humble trench]

We cook

[reef prairie]

gnabry st 😭

ok we lost

[humble trench]

No mané stinkers

[proper wind]

i like this lineup

[humble trench]

Who did you want bruh

[proper wind]

tf did u expect

[reef prairie]

you will see

[proper wind]

gnabry was decent against freiburg

plus we got coman sane and musiala to help out

and scoretzka

[reef prairie]

sure sure

[humble trench]

Müller at ST never cooks

[proper wind]

yeah

[humble trench]

Why would he now

[proper wind]

we dont have a backup striker

gnabry was the only choice

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1645845979424346136?t=iyEEW8d3Y4468oduzA3TSw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Man City XI against Bayern:

Ederson -
Stones, Akanji, Dias, Aké -
De Bruyne, Rodri, Gündogan -
Bernardo Silva, Haaland, Grealish

#MCIFCB

Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 5:47 PM

back to the 433 for city

[warped nexus]

they dont have walker or mahrez

[humble trench]

Akanji CB in 2023

[proper wind]

both benched

[warped nexus]

pep said walker cant play in city's system

[clever hound]

lol mane

who would’ve thought am i right

[proper wind]

if they do play a 433 he can be rb but idk

[humble trench]

no cancelo no gravenberch no mane

ffs

[clever hound]

where cancelo at bruh

[proper wind]

we need to go more defensive so pavard rb over cancelo

and davies too important

[clever hound]

I really thought they were gonna put cancelo rb and pavard cb

[warped nexus]

y would they do that

[clever hound]

idk just wondered

I was guessing

We have king tonight though that may add to the chances

[strong saddle]

people really think were gonna get destroyed

[clever hound]

we’re not gonna get destroyed, however it is a tougher game than against psg

[reef prairie]

i mean signs are there

they re not delusional

[strong saddle]

we need to control haaland and kbd

[warped nexus]

were not but we might lose

[clever hound]

positive mindset guys positive mindset 🤞

[strong saddle]

^^^^

im still super nervous

[warped nexus]

y couldnt this be a semi final

andd we got chelsea

for quaters

[strong saddle]

we'd be chelseas funeral

[clever hound]

just wait till we play against rma if everything goes well

now that

that will require eric maxim

[humble trench]

hopefully we dont let them score like 6 goals

[reef prairie]

rent osimhen for this match pls

[warped nexus]

lmao

[mossy ridge]

bro were gonna shit on bayern

[clever hound]

ok

[nimble jay]

Why is Muller on bench

[reef prairie]

keep a low profile boy

[reef prairie]

dont ask that

[humble trench]

why not

[nimble jay]

Why?

It's just strange

[reef prairie]

thats why

in tuchel we trust

[clever hound]

they do that sometimes

[visual trellis]

comee on we got this i cant wait

[thin thorn]

not yet 💀

[paper urchin]

Tuchdl

Hypnotise

Gnabry

[clever hound]

🕯️🕯️🕯️tuchel ffs🕯️🕯️🕯️

[paper urchin]

Make him feel like hes playing in. London

[reef prairie]

smashing dortmund and knocked out from cup

tuchel so far performance

[clever hound]

fuck dfb all of my homies hate dfb

[thin thorn]

inconsistent is the word for it ig

[long fox]

DFB Pokal's our kryptonite, other than Gladbach

[humble trench]

6 mins

I'm not ready tbh

Kimmich my goat the captain

[strong saddle]

lads, let the show begin

hope we can pull it off

[tired prism]

Why no muller?

Bruh

Wtf

MULLER SHOULD HAVE STARTED

[humble trench]

uhoh

[visual trellis]

LETS GO BAYERN

[tired prism]

Should've been Muller

[strong saddle]

ye

[tulip locust]

fr

[humble trench]

Done for

[long fox]

Oh ffs

[tulip locust]

💀💀

[blissful crescent]

Fuck

[humble trench]

Nagelsmann would never concede vs City

[tidal latch]

cry bayern

[long fox]

Fuckin Rodri

[humble trench]

Jokes aside, we have to equalize

[visual trellis]

FUCK

[humble trench]

Otherwise things will get out of hand soon

[dull skiff]

WHAT THE FUCK

😡😡

[visual trellis]

good goal but fuck man

[tired prism]

Stfu

[blissful crescent]

Fuck off

[humble trench]

[frank jewel]

we really really do

[frank jewel]

no actually
what is tuchel thinking

[visual trellis]

Bro fuck

[humble trench]

Once City score, they won't stop scoring

[glad kernel]

Up the blues

[tired prism]

Tuchel has lost the plot

[tired prism]

Mia san Mia

[tired prism]

Madrid stopped them

So can we

[humble trench]

Madrid had the biggest luck in history lol

[glad kernel]

Amazing goal tho

[dull skiff]

😂

[strong saddle]

i wanna strangle anyone who says "tuchel out"

[tired prism]

Tuchel in

[humble trench]

WHAT A SAVE

[reef prairie]

told you about gnabry

[frank jewel]

we shouldnt have sacked nagelsmann

[humble trench]

If only Sommer made a huge save like that earlier

[zealous mauve]

First 30 min with tuchel in ucl we already conceded a goal

[tired prism]

Gnabry the cunt

[dull skiff]

We need choupo

[strong saddle]

^

[visual trellis]

WHAT A SAVE SOMMER

HOLY SHIT

[frank jewel]

DAMN SOMMER SAVE

i wish he was a little bit taller tho

would have been awesome a few minutes ago

nah fr

[visual trellis]

We need to win man

[frank jewel]

we really do

[primal parrot]

At least draw

[strong saddle]

i have to tell myself :dont be two, dont be two"

[humble trench]

Hoping for some good counter

[reef prairie]

no wtf

a draw is perfect

[visual trellis]

A win would be a confidence booster

[tired prism]

Can't afford to lose

[visual trellis]

A draw is least tho

[tired prism]

Need to score asap

[dull skiff]

PLEASE equalize

[visual trellis]

Man that goal though

[tired prism]

No

[humble trench]

No

[tired prism]

Tie won't be decided tonight

[visual trellis]

Bro why is muller not startinf

[tired prism]

BRING ON THE GOAT MULLER

U can't afford to bench muller

[strong saddle]

dangerous mistake for not putting muller on

[humble trench]

Bro this ref

[visual trellis]

Equalize pleaseee broo

Mane and muller

[tired prism]

No mane

Bring on Muller

[humble trench]

Corner

Cmon Upa

[strong saddle]

buy kolo

[reef prairie]

pray

[strong saddle]

:C

[reef prairie]

musiala is so bad

[humble trench]

Musiala having a stinker so far

[reef prairie]

why skull

arent you watching ?

💀

[dull skiff]

Musiala needs to stop slipping

[visual trellis]

Musiala brooo

[humble trench]

Oh fu

[reef prairie]

oh no

lord

[humble trench]

De ligt injured?

[strong saddle]

fuck

[visual trellis]

Whatbhapened

[frank jewel]

no literally he is flying everywhere

[visual trellis]

FUCK

SHIR

[reef prairie]

PLS NO

[tired prism]

Fuck off

[blissful crescent]

Fuck these oil money clubs

[strong saddle]

NOT OUR SAVIOR DE LIGT

[reef prairie]

DONT DO THIS

[frank jewel]

AND KIMMICH NEEDS TO STOP TAKING CONNORS

[tired prism]

Get up de ligt

[visual trellis]

DE LIGR NO

BRO HOW IS THAY NOT

[dull skiff]

Omggg what hapoened

[humble trench]

Nonono

[dull skiff]

???

[frank jewel]

WAIT IM NOT AT THAT YET

[reef prairie]

MULLER HAHAHAHA

[tired prism]

FUCK

[visual trellis]

NOO DE LIGR

[long fox]

Fuck off man

[reef prairie]

YOU SAW MULLER ?

[long fox]

De Ligt off

[reef prairie]

[strong saddle]

LOL

[long fox]

Fuck my life

[humble trench]

It's over

[frank jewel]

BROOO WHATS HAPPENED TO DE LIGT

fucking hell

[long fox]

Of course man

[strong saddle]

who did that to de ligt

[long fox]

Football gods just hate us

[tired prism]

Out for the season

[humble trench]

Smh we're playing a man down

[dull skiff]

No way 😕

[humble trench]

Kimmich CB terrorism

[visual trellis]

bro fuck

Whyd they injure him

[humble trench]

They didn't

[tired prism]

Let's take out haaland

[humble trench]

He landed on his foot wrong

De ligt back on

[long fox]

This City defence's pissin me off

[stray summit]

He aint the best for man city

[strong saddle]

relief

[reef prairie]

he's here lmao

[stray summit]

Couldn't even get a goal

[reef prairie]

de ligt

but still think

[stray summit]

Man sommer is the best

[tired prism]

Ligt is back

[reef prairie]

gnabry striker is terrorism

[tired prism]

Bring on the ramdeuter

[frank jewel]

dude we need choupo back

[frank jewel]

frrrr

[eternal sequoia]

Yeah can’t see him doing anything so far

[tired prism]

Missing lewa

[frank jewel]

this ref is a fucking joke

[humble trench]

HT pls

[visual trellis]

Oh shit okay de ligt is here

[reef prairie]

+2 minutes

[dull skiff]

Bring mané on!

[strong saddle]

120 seconds

[humble trench]

Nono

Anything but Mane

[tired prism]

No

[frank jewel]

we need muller on

[strong saddle]

muller

[tired prism]

Bring muller on

[strong saddle]

yeah

[humble trench]

Muller

[reef prairie]

i really dont know

[visual trellis]

Muller please

[tired prism]

THOMAS MULLER

[stray summit]

Why tf he aint playing man

[frank jewel]

CAUSE TUCHEL IS ON SHIT RN

IDK

REAL

[strong saddle]

lmao

[stray summit]

[eternal sequoia]

Dude y is upemecano passes so strong bro thinks he’s shooting or wht😂

[frank jewel]

why cant we pay the refs like barca 😭😭😭😭

[stray summit]

Lmao

[reef prairie]

saneeee

[humble trench]

Wasting a chance tbf

[reef prairie]

waste if you ask me

[strong saddle]

bruh

[reef prairie]

exactly

[frank jewel]

maybe then they'd actually be giving yellows to the other team who clearly deserve it

FR

[humble trench]

Well HT

[tired prism]

Sane

[reef prairie]

half time anyways

[strong saddle]

zsdxcvgh\

[reef prairie]

TUCHEL TIME

[strong saddle]

we need to wake up

[frank jewel]

LITERALLY

[tired prism]

HT

[stray summit]

Hopefully they stop wasting at the second half

[humble trench]

This half was so shit

[frank jewel]

like what is tuchel thinking

[tired prism]

Bring Muller on and we'll score

[visual trellis]

Man come on we need to wake up

[strong saddle]

garbage ass half

[frank jewel]

agreed

[visual trellis]

SANE HOLY FUCK

[long fox]

Frustrating

[tired prism]

Rubbish performance

[visual trellis]

My shits late bruh

[stray summit]

In no time

[reef prairie]

it looked like we can actually score tbh

[humble trench]

Sane one of the best players rn

[tired prism]

Muller the goat

[reef prairie]

but we dont have a striker

[tired prism]

Absolutely

[blissful crescent]

Fuck rodri fuck diaz

[humble trench]

Our best chance was Musiala shot blocked by Dias

[visual trellis]

Yeah

[short rock]

facts

[eternal sequoia]

Gnabry shit

[visual trellis]

Tthat was a good block

[tired prism]

Muller on for Pnabry

[frank jewel]

take of gnarby sub on muller

[tired prism]

Fuck gnabry

Sell him

[dull skiff]

Gnfatty

[stray summit]

Dude use to be good

[tired prism]

Fatbry

Shitbry

[dull skiff]

😂

[tired prism]

Won't ever reach those levels again

[blissful crescent]

Bro thought shaving his head will make him good again

[humble trench]

If we go done 2, it's done for

Down*

[stray summit]

Yuh man i miss the old gnabry he use to be good fr tf happened to him doesn't wanna win anymore

[ocean coral]

I feel like bayern will have comeback

[frank jewel]

i hope so

[stray summit]

But sommer man he is THE GOAT OF GKS

[surreal snow]

its over

[stray summit]

Same

[surreal snow]

say goodbye to the ucl

[frank jewel]

sub off gnabry bring on muller and maybe cancelo too

[ocean coral]

No pls

[reef prairie]

be positive bro

we can

[surreal snow]

its so over 💀

[tired prism]

Fatbry is drunk

Muller on

[surreal snow]

im jumping off a cliff

[humble trench]

de ligt striker

[ocean coral]

Bayern will win come on:(

[mild depot]

cmon

[blissful crescent]

Musiala needs to sit on the bench small

[reef prairie]

TAKE THE CORNERS PROPERLY

[strong saddle]

yeah kimmich

KIMMICH

[frank jewel]

LITERALLY

[tired prism]

Wtf actually happened to gnabry?

[strong saddle]

idfk man

[tired prism]

Muller will change the game

[frank jewel]

TAKE KIMMICH OFF THE CORNNORS

[humble trench]

??? musiala still one of the best players

[tired prism]

Cancelo could haunt city

[hoary token]

I cant wait till 9 comes 😭

[tired prism]

If brought on

Fatbry doesn't care

He's only here to make money

[frank jewel]

i dont know why tuchel put him on the ST position

[strong saddle]

please bring muller on so the muller effect can happen

[ocean coral]

Yess

[frank jewel]

no literally we need him

[strong saddle]

^

[tired prism]

Do it

Muller will change the game completely

Bring him on at the start of the 2nd half

[long fox]

Cancelo and Muller in

[frank jewel]

FR

[tired prism]

Cancelo for whom?

[long fox]

Just make it 1-1, I'm not asking for much

[tired prism]

Muller for Gnabry

[long fox]

1-1 at the Etihad is very good

[tired prism]

Same

Ik we'll win the 2nd leg

[frank jewel]

make it 1-1 that's all i ask for and then destroy them at home

[long fox]

If we concede another, it's over

[tired prism]

No

[long fox]

I can't stand City

[frank jewel]

who can

[humble trench]

I don't wanna see the 2nd half

[tired prism]

I can't stand any oil club

It's 1:30 am in my country

[long fox]

Even if it ends 1-0, it's still good

[tired prism]

I'm sacrificing sleep for this shit so we better turn up

Tuchel needs to cook

[long fox]

1-0 is fine, 1-1 would be great

[frank jewel]

nah literally

[dull skiff]

You guys think its over if its 2-0

[tired prism]

Where's muller?

[frank jewel]

god hopes you dont also turn into a f1 fan

[tired prism]

No

[strong saddle]

1-0 would be upsetting, but it's not the end of the world

[frank jewel]

THATS WHAT WE ARE SAYING

[tired prism]

Lol

Literally everyone wants muller on

[humble trench]

Yeah I can see that

[long fox]

I said it, I'd take a draw or a loss by one goal

[tired prism]

Tuchel doesn't understand how important muller is

[strong saddle]

I imagine Tuchel seeing this

And realizing how important Muller is

[humble trench]

2nd half..

[tired prism]

Bring him on rn

[strong saddle]

Game on?

[tired prism]

Tuchel u moron

[humble trench]

Praying for something better

[ocean coral]

If bayern lose im getting r9 haircut

[frank jewel]

dude...

[long fox]

That shot from Rodri tho...

[strong saddle]

FUCKKKK

[humble trench]

Sane really wants a banger

[tired prism]

Pnabry

[long fox]

Gnabry bruh

[strong saddle]

Serge man

[long fox]

We need a goal

[strong saddle]

Serge serge serge

[humble trench]

Ref

Fuck off

We had a good counter

[strong saddle]

Bitch ass ref

[visual trellis]

SANEEEEE MANN

[humble trench]

None cares about yellow

[tired prism]

Fuck off ref

why did he call back?

[visual trellis]

What happened

[tired prism]

Son of a bitch

[visual trellis]

What did ref do

[dull skiff]

I hate that my shit is delayed

[humble trench]

Sane stepping it up

[visual trellis]

Im on 47:30

[humble trench]

Done more in 4 mins than gnabry in 45

[tired prism]

Sane is cooking

[long fox]

Sane bro

[visual trellis]

Sane is on fire

[tired prism]

Muller on

[blissful crescent]

Don't pass to gnabry

[tired prism]

Pls

[strong saddle]

I love seeing that

[humble trench]

4th times the charm I guess

[visual trellis]

Muller yes

[strong saddle]

PLEASE GOD

[dull skiff]

Yours is worse than mines 😂

[reef prairie]

this is too much

[humble trench]

WHAT THE FUCK

[reef prairie]

bye guys

[strong saddle]

HUH

[humble trench]

IS OUR TEAM STUPID???

[blissful crescent]

Sommer is ass

[reef prairie]

have a good night

[visual trellis]

What happened

What

[humble trench]

BRO WHAT IS UPA DO8NG

[dull skiff]

Did they score???

[zealous mauve]

Omg

[dull skiff]

No please

[humble trench]

No

[visual trellis]

WHTA HAPENED?

[zealous mauve]

Upamecano is drunk

[tired prism]

Wtf was that?

[strong saddle]

Deadly fucking mistake

[visual trellis]

WHAT HAPPEND DID THEY SCOR?

[tired prism]

Upa is on fraud watch

[humble trench]

Sommer and upa almost cost us a goal

Get stanisic on bruh

[dull skiff]

Oh my god they almost scored

[strong saddle]

That almost cost us the game

[long fox]

Upa, Sommer... wtf bro

[visual trellis]

I JUST SAW IT

[tired prism]

Muller first

[visual trellis]

SOMMER WTF

[long fox]

Tf is this team doing?

[dull skiff]

Nice kimmich block

[glass otter]

Fuck off we should have signed szczesny

[blissful crescent]

Defense has never been this shaky

[strong saddle]

Yeah it's usually good

[eternal sequoia]

We neeeed gnabry off

[humble trench]

3 mistakes in 2 mins

[tired prism]

Upa is drunk

[humble trench]

Get upa off

[zealous mauve]

Defence was our strong point

[tired prism]

Gnabry and upa off

[eternal sequoia]

He’s literally usless

[strong saddle]

Okay

Please

[humble trench]

Idc get Muller ST at this point

[long fox]

Nah, what is this madness

[tired prism]

Bring muller on

[eternal sequoia]

Upa did some mistakes but he’s still good on defense

[humble trench]

Gnabry..

[long fox]

Bring on Muller

[blissful crescent]

Gnabry off pls

[visual trellis]

Why does sommer keep playing risky

[tired prism]

Gnabry u fat cunt

[humble trench]

Sane trying to farm that outside of box goal

Better than us passing for no reason

Sane is good, stop hating on him

[long fox]

Ederson fuck off man

[humble trench]

We hating on Gnabry rn

[dull skiff]

Dude wtf is gnabry doing

[humble trench]

Anyways we started cooking 2nd half

[strong saddle]

An attempt was made

[tired prism]

No one is

[long fox]

Ederson is saving City's asses

[humble trench]

hes playing??

[dull skiff]

Hes playing striker

Instead of muller

[blissful crescent]

Fuck diaz

[humble trench]

de ligt and sane are playing great, wdym?

[zealous mauve]

Fr he is ghosting

[humble trench]

Corner

[long fox]

We're all over them

[humble trench]

Someone should try a bicycle kick

[zealous mauve]

Sommer thinks he is Neuer

[visual trellis]

We needed neuer man

[humble trench]

Sommer gonna cost us a 2nd soon

[strong saddle]

Do a Richarlison scissor kick

[long fox]

We just cannot score man

[visual trellis]

Sommer wake up man

[crude geyser]

Kimmich today has been so good

[visual trellis]

Sane

[strong saddle]

Sommer needs do play like he did at Gladbach

[humble trench]

Kimmich is always good

[tired prism]

No one's hating on them

[long fox]

Nah fam

[tired prism]

Gnabry 0/10 performance

[humble trench]

Ake shot blocked

need to sell him asap

[tired prism]

Sommer

[blissful crescent]

Sell gnabry

[humble trench]

Get Muller in pls

Tuchel pls

[tired prism]

Release gnabry

Muller for Gnabry pls

[long fox]

We need a fuckin goal

[tired prism]

Tuchellllll

[humble trench]

Sommer what a save

[blissful crescent]

Shouldn't have renewed his contract

[strong saddle]

Thank you Yann

[crude geyser]

Gnabry hat trik soon

[humble trench]

Offside

[strong saddle]

Oof

Flags up

[humble trench]

Corner..

[strong saddle]

Please don't fuck it

[humble trench]

Kimmich dead

Haaland trying to injure Kimmich again..

[zealous mauve]

Haaland is huge

[strong saddle]

Blatant yellow there

[visual trellis]

Bro yellow

[long fox]

Nah, this game's mad

[humble trench]

Silva dribbling our whole team

[blissful crescent]

Davies talking with speed too much

[strong saddle]

Ye

[long fox]

Oh my goodness lmao

[strong saddle]

God

[long fox]

Subs when?

[strong saddle]

Allah

SUB MULLER IN FOR CHRIST SAKE

[humble trench]

Musiala off pls

Tuchel

[blissful crescent]

Gnabry first

[strong saddle]

Gnabry has to go before anything else

[tired prism]

SUB IN MULLER FOR GNABRY

[strong saddle]

YES

[humble trench]

can we send gnabry to Napoli?

[strong saddle]

Send him to Everton

He can thrive there

[humble trench]

Why are we not making and changes

Ffs

[strong saddle]

Idfk

[dull skiff]

Tuchel is delusional

[tired prism]

Tuchel isn't doing anything

[humble trench]

de ligt, this is your time

[zealous mauve]

Send Gnabry to Al Nassr

[strong saddle]

^

[humble trench]

Do these coaches know how to make subs?

[tired prism]

We won't score until muller comes on

[proper wind]

we need muller

and maybe mane

or cancelo

[dull skiff]

Bring nagelsmann back

[proper wind]

but pavard is doing well i dont want to sub him off

[humble trench]

mane is getting on

[proper wind]

for gnabry probs

GOAL?

[humble trench]

Musiala..

[strong saddle]

DONT WAST CHANCES LIKE THAT

[humble trench]

SANE IS SO GOOD

[tired prism]

Muller on ffs

[zealous mauve]

I hate Tuchel so much

[blissful crescent]

Sane our best attacker

[humble trench]

67th min no subs and losing

[strong saddle]

We need to sub soon or this game is over

[zealous mauve]

We are eliminated from the Cup and now we play bad in ucl

[humble trench]

Mane on

[visual trellis]

Bro where the subs

[long fox]

Oh god

no

no

[humble trench]

Alvarez also on

[long fox]

no

[hazy knot]

Bayern need to score an away goal rn. But they are preoccupied with defending this sec half

[strong saddle]

WHY HIM

[humble trench]

Yes

De bruyne off

trust

[dull skiff]

What happened

[humble trench]

Prime Mane inc.

Alvarez will cook us

[proper wind]

?

[strong saddle]

Okay at least kdb is off, but mane

[proper wind]

what happened

[strong saddle]

Fuck man

[proper wind]

mane on?

[strong saddle]

Ye

[humble trench]

Yes

Wait who got subbed out

[strong saddle]

We'd better hope he do something

[proper wind]

WHY SANE

[visual trellis]

BRUH WHY SANE

[humble trench]

Wait

Mane subbed on now

[proper wind]

SUB OFF GNABRY NOT SANE

[humble trench]

Musiala off

Thank god

[proper wind]

oh good

[blissful crescent]

Gnabry still on

[visual trellis]

OH okay

[strong saddle]

Yeah Musiala should go

[humble trench]

So who's CAM? Sane?

[tired prism]

Now muller on for gnabry

[strong saddle]

YAY

[tired prism]

Pane better step up

[humble trench]

Fuck my life

Its over

fuck

[blissful crescent]

Upa

[zealous mauve]

Upamecano 😡😡😡

[strong saddle]

UPA

IS

SO BAD

[humble trench]

There goes our UCL hopes

Once again

[tired prism]

FUCK UPA

[eternal sequoia]

Upaaa

[tired prism]

U stfu

[eternal sequoia]

Fuckkkkk this guy

[tired prism]

Upa u dumb fuck

[eternal sequoia]

Soooo stupiiiiid

[visual trellis]

Fuck mnfuc

Ffuc

Fuck

FucckFuck

[hazy knot]

It's Over

[tired prism]

Ur fatherless

It's over

[zealous mauve]

And Sommer is short

[strong saddle]

I'm calling him fuckupcameno

[proper wind]

TAKE UPA OFF

[humble trench]

And I thought the board said "Nagelsmann was risking the treble"

[tired prism]

That's what u get for not bringing on muller

[hazy knot]

No way Bayern coming back from this in Munich

[humble trench]

No upa is playing a shit game

[tired prism]

Yh no way

[visual trellis]

UPA TO CHINA

[humble trench]

Get Muller on

[zealous mauve]

Tuchel is sleeping

[visual trellis]

Fuck this

[tired prism]

Fuck tuchel

For not bringing on muller

[proper wind]

take upa off for cancelo

put cancelo rb

move pavard to cb

[strong saddle]

^

[humble trench]

Tuchel doesn't know how to make subs

[strong saddle]

He's allergic to it

[proper wind]

istg

[lofty cedar]

Lol

[humble trench]

He expects the same players who are shit for 60 mins to make late hero equalizers

[lofty cedar]

Shouldve kept nagelsmann

[strong saddle]

Out

[humble trench]

1 goal is all I ask for

[zealous mauve]

Yes, he was a great

[ocean coral]

Bro

[strong saddle]

A shaman

[tired prism]

Tuchel can't even make subs

[strong saddle]

We need a shaman to heal the entire squad

Drug them

[humble trench]

we are getting FUCKED

wtf

[zealous mauve]

Omg

[humble trench]

Sommer dave

Save

[strong saddle]

Ugh

[tired prism]

Embarrassing

[humble trench]

We can't get out of our half

Ffs

[zealous mauve]

Why are we sleeping 😭😭

[tired prism]

BRING ON MULLER

[humble trench]

Davies doing stepovers into a corner

[steep sigil]

is this at ethid

[ocean coral]

We a
re so done

[steep sigil]

ehtias

[strong saddle]

Yes

[steep sigil]

u can win at

allenz

thing

[visual trellis]

MAN fuck man

[humble trench]

sack Tuchel and nagelsmann back?

[zealous mauve]

Fck this

[humble trench]

3-0

I'm crying

[visual trellis]

Tuchel is ass

[strong saddle]

3-0?

[tired prism]

Wow

[ocean coral]

No more hope:(

[zealous mauve]

Tuchel out

[tired prism]

Tuchel out

[visual trellis]

3?

[strong saddle]

we're really gonna go out like this

[zealous mauve]

Bring nagelsmann back

[strong saddle]

We can't

[tidal hornet]

Ok, now it's looking difficult for a Bayern comeback

[paper urchin]

Aight

Wtd

[ocean coral]

Ikr

[visual trellis]

Yep

[humble trench]

I'm not even gonna watch the 2nd leg at this point

[paper urchin]

Wtf

[humble trench]

[tired prism]

Fuck tuchel

[visual trellis]

3-0

[tired prism]

I'll kill tuchel

[paper urchin]

I won't watch the second leg

[humble trench]

Fuck you Tuchel

Fuck you

[paper urchin]

This is so bad

[visual trellis]

Fuck tucheo

Tuchel

[tired prism]

Die tuchel

Die

[zealous mauve]

Upamecano Gnabry Sommer and Tuchel should go

[paper urchin]

It's not tuchel

[humble trench]

SACK TUCHEL AND GET NAGELSMANN BACK

[paper urchin]

It's our board

[humble trench]

Gnabry useless

[paper urchin]

Board is responsible for this

[humble trench]

Can't dribble for nothing

[strong saddle]

Storm our boards HQ

[paper urchin]

Man i miss flick

And jypp hynckes

😔

[tired prism]

Tuchel has to go after this

[humble trench]

Fuck the board

[visual trellis]

Bro what the fuck

[tired prism]

He's still not bringing on muller

[blissful crescent]

backed up all these managers that didn't do anything for us

[strong saddle]

Tuchel refuses to bring Muller on

[visual trellis]

Muller still out

[zealous mauve]

Aint no way we won so easily against PSG and now we are losing like this

[eternal sequoia]

Wht the fuuck tuchel

[paper urchin]

😔

[visual trellis]

Tuchel use your fucking brain

[paper urchin]

Let muller play ffs

Cancelo too

[humble trench]

HOW IS YPA STILL PLAYING

[steep sigil]

tuchel is shit

[proper wind]

gg

[steep sigil]

goofy ass board

[proper wind]

idfk

[humble trench]

TUCHEL OUT NAGELSMANN IN

[ocean zodiac]

Benculler

[humble trench]

Just 1 goal..

[tired prism]

We're finished

[zealous mauve]

Only Sane and Davies did something

[reef prairie]

good game

our ucl is over

[strong saddle]

Game ended?

[reef prairie]

accept it

[paper urchin]

Sommer idk man

[inland moth]

we can't even score

[paper urchin]

Treble gone

[reef prairie]

no

[humble trench]

Muller on fucking 50 mins late

[zealous mauve]

No Muller no party

[tired prism]

Finally muller on

[humble trench]

Did predict Cancelo on at 80th min though

[strong saddle]

Thank the gods and earths

It's probably too late now

[eternal sequoia]

Tooooo late tuchel

Wht the hell

[tired prism]

Too late

[humble trench]

1 goal pls

[tidal hornet]

A little bit late for these switches

[zealous mauve]

Tuchel woke up late

[tired prism]

1 goal

[tidal hornet]

A goal or two would be nice

[eternal sequoia]

Whttttt davies for cancelo

[humble trench]

Davies off? not upa??

[tidal hornet]

Just make it easier for us in the second leg

[tired prism]

3-3 incoming

[strong saddle]

Two would keep our hopes alive

[surreal snow]

ifs over

its just shit

[reef prairie]

just pray so we can take bundesliga

[inland moth]

come on

[strong saddle]

One is a morale booster

[steep sigil]

tuchel goofy

[surreal snow]

i fucking hate this club man how can you be so ass

[humble trench]

2 would be a bigger miracle than Madrid

[ocean coral]

Shit shit shit shit

[paper urchin]

I really 😔

[inland moth]

3-1 atleast

[paper urchin]

Score 1

[steep sigil]

imagine sacking for this

[paper urchin]

Pls

[humble trench]

Did you also believe in santa claus that way?

[steep sigil]

thats crazy

[strong saddle]

Blame the board, not us

[paper urchin]

Muller do something

[visual trellis]

Score 1 plz

[surreal snow]

theres been absolutely no danger from city

we literally gifted them 3 goals

[humble trench]

yup

[crude geyser]

4 3 bayern incoming

[humble trench]

nah

[reef prairie]

lose win bayern is my club but rn i fucking hate this club

[humble trench]

first goal wasgood

[surreal snow]

im not even sure ill watch the second leg

[paper urchin]

Same buddy

[proper wind]

i will

[surreal snow]

look at the defending

[humble trench]

Alvarez almost

[proper wind]

even if its 7-0 im watching the 2nd leg idc

[humble trench]

If that went in I'd break down into tears

[zealous mauve]

How can we be so bad 😭😭😭

[humble trench]

nah that wasnt a defending problem, just a nice goal

but wtf are we doing

[inland moth]

I'm not going to the 2nd leg anymore

[surreal snow]

it was a problem

just look where gnabry is going

[zealous mauve]

This game reminds me of Barca-Bayern in 2015

[visual trellis]

Fuck this

[tired prism]

2nd leg is pointless unless we score

[tired prism]

Ffs

[visual trellis]

Alvarez fuckkmmk

That was close

[steep sigil]

ur boards are clowns

[tired prism]

Nagelsmann in

[proper wind]

3-0 isnt impossible to come back from

[strong saddle]

GO TO HELL ALVAREZ

[hoary token]

what happened

[proper wind]

i hate this

[surreal snow]

i dont know what has to happen for a 3-0 against city

[long fox]

Are you high?

[humble trench]

Food poison the whole team

[surreal snow]

how do we lose 3-0 to such an ass Team

[strong saddle]

3-1 please

[inland moth]

we don't deserve shit

[surreal snow]

the board should just resign

[visual trellis]

3-1 pleaseee

[humble trench]

When our team is playing ass what do you expect

[wet blade]

we are finished.

[inland moth]

German football in the mud

[humble trench]

I wonder why

[paper urchin]

Aight i will be supporting Napoli and madrid 🫡

[surreal snow]

i fucking expect the Team to be able to defend

[zealous mauve]

Imagine the manager being sacked after 3:0 against Psg 😭😭

[inland moth]

[reef prairie]

the worst part of it is that tuchel isnt even the one to blame

[paper urchin]

Yes

[zealous mauve]

He shouldnt be coaching this team

[paper urchin]

He had a few days in his hand

[surreal snow]

Away game against city and the entire team is still in munich

[humble trench]

were getting fucked.

[humble trench]

Partially blame him

[surreal snow]

take 11 bayern fans on discord they will defend with more passion

[humble trench]

He doesn't know when to sub Gnabry off

Takes him 50 mins

[reef prairie]

fr

[tired prism]

Yes

[wise light]

"Tuchel to win us the treble"

[ocean zodiac]

Fr

[wise light]

Well done guys

[surreal snow]

im so fucking angry with this team

[tired prism]

Fuck our board

[strong saddle]

Uno golazo please

Yeah fuck our board

[steep sigil]

goofy ah owners

[humble trench]

sack Tuchel and get nagelsmann back

[surreal snow]

if you dont want to play football just leave and dont waste our time

[tired prism]

I sacrificed sleep for this shit

[paper urchin]

Nagelsmann

[wet blade]

WTF

[strong saddle]

They're to blame

[paper urchin]

I love you

[humble trench]

Please play injured Hernandez

[reef prairie]

at this point bochum > bayern

[tired prism]

Worst experience ever

[paper urchin]

I have always loved you

[reef prairie]

almost 4

[humble trench]

Fuckkk

[zealous mauve]

Wtf is happening

[ocean zodiac]

Its over

[paper urchin]

He's better than upa

[tired prism]

Idek if we'll win the league anymore

[humble trench]

Almost 4-0

[visual trellis]

Tuchel why man man

[paper urchin]

Marrouzu

[tidal hornet]

Sommer making saves like these are why things aren't so much worse

[paper urchin]

Hernandez

[wise light]

This is what I was concerned about. We might be trophyless this season.

[surreal snow]

i need a trophyless season now

[paper urchin]

Neuer puppeteering him

[humble trench]

Paaland crying for pens

[surreal snow]

we need a revamp

[visual trellis]

Bro sommer

[tired prism]

We need it

[paper urchin]

Yeas

[wise light]

We need a striker

Now

[strong saddle]

I don't think we've ever been trophyless

[surreal snow]

the entire board should be thrown out

at the end we own 51% of the club

[humble trench]

need to change the board members too

[zealous mauve]

We are done

[wise light]

Yes we have

[humble trench]

We deserve to go trophyless with how we're doing

[paper urchin]

And a bunch of players to be sold

[wise light]

*75%

[inland moth]

Im actually throwing away my 2nd leg ticket

[zealous mauve]

I have never seen a game like this in years man

[tired prism]

Yes

[surreal snow]

get uli and Rumme back

[humble trench]

@tired prism dont worry bayern will still win they will score 4 goals in 3 minutes

[visual trellis]

We needa clutch 2nd leg

[humble trench]

There's no clutch

[tired prism]

We won the supercup so we won't go trophyless

[humble trench]

Unless we score 1 today

[swift zinc]

Bro Bayern needs south Americans players in the team

[wise light]

We need a goal now

[zealous mauve]

The last time we were this bad was against Liverpool in 2019

[ocean zodiac]

Manchester city still making chances wtf

[humble trench]

i hope were able to send gnabry to al hilal for 2 camels. ill take that fucking deal

[wise light]

Who cares

[paper urchin]

Jypp hynckes the disaster management man

Get flick ffs

Nagelsmann

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1645890852340871170?t=Ft3mDgUysmHZLQSsmeZstg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Yann Sommer with another incredible save. Result would have been much worse without the Swiss goalkeeper today (87')

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Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 8:45 PM

[paper urchin]

😭

[strong saddle]

I wanna break something

[tired prism]

Forfeit the 2nd leg at this rate

[hoary token]

Did gnabry even touch the ball today?

[humble trench]

nope

[surreal snow]

L so big the Admin started tweeting like a human

[tired prism]

I'll kill him myself

[paper urchin]

Scratched his balls

[hoary token]

Dont tell me its 4

[paper urchin]

Npc admin

[strong saddle]

It's not four

[surreal snow]

we're not coming back in the second leg

[strong saddle]

Yet

[surreal snow]

even if we're scoring one now

[visual trellis]

We need to clutch 2nd leg

[surreal snow]

dont give yourself false hope

[paper urchin]

Madrid

Pleass

Defeat

[inland moth]

it's over completely

[paper urchin]

CITY

[tired prism]

City better knock out Madrid now

[inland moth]

shit season

[hoary token]

We practically dont have a striker

[surreal snow]

sacking nagelsmann was such a bad decision

[wise light]

We don't currently.

[strong saddle]

This is the worst season I've witnessed so far

[wise light]

Nobody listens to me. Why does no one listen to me.

[hoary token]

We are like 2021 Bayern but with 10 men

[zealous mauve]

Everything was lost when Nagelsmann was sacked

[tired prism]

Absolutely

[woven oak]

we’re winning the treble

[paper urchin]

Fuck the board

[zealous mauve]

Mane first touch 😭😭

[surreal snow]

ive stopped watching since the 3-0

[humble trench]

😭😭

[strong saddle]

Get outta here

[paper urchin]

YOU

[visual trellis]

We may have a chance 2nd leg

[surreal snow]

dont give them the satisfaction

[humble trench]

ffs

[paper urchin]

I really hope for a rma style comeback 😭

Against city

[hoary token]

If chm13 will play then yes

[surreal snow]

i need anti depressants after this match

[humble trench]

Mb

[swift zinc]

Why they don't have?

[humble trench]

I'll say 3-0 for us in 2nd leg

[strong saddle]

Liverpool 2019 come back

[tired prism]

Stfu

[paper urchin]

We used to

[minor sun]

Julian nagelsmann and Tuchel have now lost the same amount of UCL games at Bayern

[hoary token]

Finally its time to prove that i am real bayern fan

[tired prism]

No comeback

[humble trench]

i hope were able to send gnabry to al hilal for 2 camels. ill take that fucking deal