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Best final
Allianz arena
=another waste of money. hes going back at barcelona
I hope we get barca at knockout stages of the next ucl with Messi and all of it
And with a good striker
He said it so it will happen
Yeah
But imagine poor messi face bayern yet again💀😆
😭
The Thomas Muller effect
Barcelona gonna pay for it😏
Messi + Lewa
Solid in the league
Gonna be pain
Yup
And they got knocked out from the europa league
That's the only relevant thing
Europe?
No
Lewa is about as old as Messi no?
The league is the only shit they got
Lewa is 33 I think
They playin Madrid again tomorrow
Eh mid classicos
copa del rey too but i belive that real will beat them
We need a god send this weekend
Bro Ong
Bayern need a new 9
Where's first leg being played
Man city won't be that much of a thing if we world for it
Our kryptonite: Gladbach and DFB Pokal
Sometimes Augsburg
Bayern got this in the bag but not easly coz its manchester city
Yeah
we literally have the most dfb cups in history
I'm talking recent history
2nd is Werder btw
we can still win 4 trophies
Pokal has been ass for Bayern that's no exception
5 counting club wc
yeah
I belive bayern will win the 2024 champions league. They can win it this year too! Its about the players and hardwork. I hope tuchel will help you guys❤️
All our Pokal exits have been embarrassing lmao
Don't get me started on the 5-0 last season
It would be better if we lost to union or someone like that
pretty normal exit
😭
nah
union lost 2-0 to Frankfurt
Fuck this cup
😂
I've got no idea who is the second best German team rn
Leipzig.. nah 
dfb doesn't mean shit
Dortmund is injury club
it's quarter finals
Woah
and there's still a 2nd Bundesliga club
My cat's older than Leipzig
😭
my God Leverkusen went out against a 3rd Bundesliga team in round 1
Fuck those Basterds
In the dfb pokal everything can happen
Leverkusen are pretty good now
It is
Xabi Alonso magic
Leverkusen
Can't lie
Lol
Nah RB fucking winning it 😭
Realistically, either Leipzig or Dortmund will win it
RB ftw
Im serious about that
RB should be under 50+1
Stuttgart is ass
Dortmund looks good
Probably losing to 2nd league Nürnberg
Bottlemund*
Bundes
I can't lie, some of their players I'd want here
Yeah RB players are good
Grab Reus
Like really good
But Reus has been there forever
Stepped up their game significantly
Yeah
I wonder what kinda drugs I was on when I needed Sommer to replace neeuer
Neuer
It's like they said "were suddenly gonna step up our game because we face Bayern today, then continue to do shit"
We needed Sommer because there was no other option
Same shit that GLADBACH does
Yeah that fucking backup didn't wanna come coz his issues with Neuer's coach
And I have no clue how good our sub gks are
They-
Lets not talk about them
😭
I mean Sommer had a solid ass prime in GLADBACH like I was so impressed
At*
Yeah, man was a beast, neuer out shined him
He wasn't talked about coz ofc he's playing for "Bundesliga"
Prem lovers really don't know anything about bundes tbh,
Musialas that goal where he passed dozen of players is Hella impressive
But prem fanw say "no wonder he's playing at bundes"
Those guys really don't know bundes
get some rest if you can, i've got class now
Yeah
Anyways byeah
Still can't get over the fact that freiburg pulled an RMA today
Ruined my tipico bet
same tbh
I thought there is 2nd leg for freiburg and later realised that it was buli😭
not how the Pokal works Im afraid...
Ik but i was gone mad yesterday after the defeat
There's someone in general saying city 6-0 first leg, he's fucking bugging
You guys wanna sack tuchel already?
Nobody sane wants to sack Tuchel, but we're still annoyed at our board for kicking Nagelsmann out when he could've won things for us
Ur a joke
When nagelsmann
GOAT 🐐🐐🐐
Not as much as last year tbh
5:0 was more embarrassing
Yea
Pokal kinda was sum for us for the last 3 years
Undisputed goat
Yh
3 yrs without winning it
Now we have to win the double atleast
I'm sure we'll win the league
I hardly give a fuck about the bundes
Even if we win the double, I'm still gonna pissed about this pokal loss
Then the cheating cunts
Blew away the treble
They had a solid run
Revenge for 2017 and 18
Yeah
They'll get top 4
Nothing would make me happier than watching bayern knock out madrid
And then Napoli in the final
Aha, people were quick to say that Napoli won't win coz 4:0 to Milan
But eh Napoli will win that match
They prolly fucking around
We'll smash Freiburg on Saturday
I don't have a prob with goretzka tbh, but he was kinda underperforming
The squad ain't offensive enough
Open up the difference a lil bit and put cancelo and Davies
I think that'll do some better
And choupo needs to be replaced tbh
He's the only one
Choupo doesn't want to be backup anymore
We have to buy a striker
Otherwise we're gonna have another mediocre season next season
Yeah
against a team that doesn't attack we can use both
try it once and we will like it
I mean I am not saying like use that combo for man city, if we used that for mancity we would be the next Leipzig
This defence is just good
But we lack a chance creator or someone to threaten the opposite side banging goals or even running
Gnabry is a good one for this but yeah has his downsides mane is good but that's Liverpool mane
give me szczęsny
Heck I'd even love to have kobel
Man had a solid ass run this szn, we saw his potential at the 2nd half of the match
true
It's just that first goal fuck with his mindset
Well he got a great mindset
Noussair Mazraoui, Sadio Mané and Arijon Ibrahimović worked individually at Säbener Straße today on the team's day off [🎥 @Plettigoal]
https://t.co/y0qbHmduHJ
Nice
Bayern never loses at home
but once i go to a home game they lose 😭
Just to get benched whole season by Kimmich and Goretzka
He is cam
Musiala and Muller are good enough
If we play 4-2-2-2 next season then sure he's good
And sell Gnabry
Would it be credible for us to sign Xavi Simons as a replacement for Müller ?
Not Bayern level
Also, Kerry Hau denied that
Bayern!!
Why are we interested in Midfielders, we want a better striker
lol
you want better strikers
we want better midfielders
I love that guy, hopefully a good addition
lets go bayern
ever since we havent gon up against them since
and we gotta go up against man city on tuesday
We will win the UCL
That pfp💀
inshallah
when rodrygo scored that free kick
on july 20 2019
in the international champions cup
all good dw
maz better start on saturday
why is choupo doing this before every game
can he play again?
kinda wanna see
davies - upa - de ligt - cancelo
kimmich - gravenberch
gnabry - musiala - sane
mane
lets try that
r mane CAM
gnabry striker, and musiala right side
we need to try new stuff
Mann, Sommer That one match bayern Vs Gladbach was just amazing
I want Gladbach sommer again in bayern
Bayern will win the ucl
he's back in training so yes im pretty sure
idk
Kekw
Barca fan to city fans 😂😂
They know they aren't good enough for revenge so they are relying on city 💀
He called us irrelevant
it's his first season and he spent half of it injured give him a break
i love the guy but he's got to live up to the hype
dont
tomorrow
dam
Same
Freiburg won dfb last time right?
Leipzig did
Preferably Frankfurt
The board shoul act quick
Apparently kolo muani wants to join us
We're also looking at kane and osimhen
Those are the 3 options for now
Fucking choupo won't cut it next season
injured all the time
Tuchel confirms that Choupo-Moting is out of tomorrow's game with a knee problem. Tel still out. Upamecano suspended
222
milik
guys
i think
the arsenal wannabe kit for 23/24 will be the third kit not our home kit
thats what i understood from this tweet
What about our home kit?
Sooo De Ligt ST tomorrow? lmao
Wtf
Give me the arsenal kit as away kit
doesn't look horrible
jersey wont be good unless they remove the sponsership with that -t- mofos
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because we have the goat
replacing kolo muani because he's coming to the best team itw? 👀
Thomas Müller
Ffs when we gonna get a new striker
Oh hell no
Nah
We are not Napoli ffs
in the summer apparently 😍
choupo finna expire by that time
hell he's already expired
We already squeezed everything out of him we could
yeah
revenge tomorrow or nah ?
inshallah
revengeeee
cmon bayern i know they will win
hope so
we'll try to beat freiburg
we'll take city
and then we'll try to win the fucking cl
should play gravenberch over goretzka
Goretzka can play as cdm
Predictions for today?
5-1 bayern
It looks like we're going full attack today
I expect 4-0 1st half, 5-3 2nd half
Typical bayern bundesliga game
Lmao
Like the augsburg game
We need to stop conceding pointless goals towards the end
True
Even having PSG 2-0 down in aggregate our players were still pressing and playing well
We even scored a 3-0
In local comps we almost never score "late" goals when winning
We just dont care
That's one of the things the team has to change
I hope Tuchel makes it change some way
Yup we're going full attack today
Start of the season vibes with injured Goretzka and Sabitzer-Kimmich pivot
Upa ain't playing
they'd lock themselves in their own box regardless of how we look in possession
Yea
what app is this
My Lineup
ty
Hopefully 3 points before the City game
inshallah
City plays Southampton today
More like 5-4-1
I say 2-0 win
OMG
CANCELO AND DAVIES TOGHETER
IM DREAMING
Sell sane
Mane...
There's always next time I guess
Sell Mane
we need the same type of play but a better finish
i recieved my muller jersey right before the match i hope thats a good omen 🙏
What a save by Sommer
We need a number 9
fast
Our defenders are more dangerous than our attackers
Sell padio pane
DE LIGT WWWW
Exactly
Lmao what'd I say
What a goal De Ligt
Do we get a pen for once?
Have De Ligt take it if yes
Dumb ref
Always against us
we should have gone for palah
btw de ligt should be in the toty
Even Gnabry isn't that bad
sane wasnt that bad what
ye
Sane is fine under Tuchel
Gnabry still ass
gravenberch should play wayy more
de ligt is goated
Davies + cancelo is great
i still believe in him
nah bruv
kimmich scares me sometimes
We won, GG
Freiburg can fuck off
Damn kimmch 😂
Ship him back to Liverpool
theres no way we beat man city if our attackers playing like this
yeah i dont understand freiburg s player reaction
i mean he won the game
fckin clown
yea
nah
De ligt 90+4 winner vs city
we have coman
he will do smtg
choupo might play
Cancelo Pavard/Upamecano De ligt Davies vs city
Good win in the end, I thought we were gonna drop more points today
and speed
can't wait to be in Manchester
and skill
Bring on City
🥶 a win at etihad
ngl before we played psg
we struggled a bit
and ucl time
humble him 🔴 ⚪
we were a different team
We always struggle in the BuLi
BuLi I meant
yea yea
City also don't have that UCL mentality
puli
So let's see
if we still had lewa
we would witness kdb and haaland vs
lewangoalski and thomassist muller
yep
lmao this
de ligt has always been relevant
Remember the psg save
bro playing in all positions
de ligt as st
I'm blinded by De Ligt
De ligt > gnabry as Attacker bruv
Coman best winger for us
no
just bench gnabry, sane and mane and we win UCL
im packing his toty on fifa 24
but still
yeah
ea sports will be ass
Pls Choupo be fit for City
Wait, wasn't Choupo on the bench today
he wasn't
thissss
choupo has a knee injury i believe?
lets hope kolo joins us asap
so he wouldn’t have played either way
yea
3 points in the bag
Frustrating game but we move
We were denied a clear penalty
As usual, the refs were against us
miles clear of any other transfer we made that summer
araujo 💀
we have the best center backs in the world if all are fit
1st 2nd and 3rd reserved for them
Friendly reminder that when the ball touches a Bayern’s player hand unintentionally after it bounced off his chest is a penalty, but when a Freiburg players stops the ball with his hands unintentionally after he slide tackled it, of course, is NOT a penalty.
👍👍👍very fair indeed
KDB man, need to lock this guy up Gulag style like we did Mbappe and Messi lmao
Bro ain't no way we beating city with this attack
we will
Ya underestimating UCL Bayern
we will
trust the process
opinion
goretzka out, gravenberch in, rest is kinda perfect.
why goretzka out
....
gravenberch did play good today
really good imo
Gnabry not even on my bench btw
💀
we all know he doesn't deserve it
de ligt ST pavard RCB
Real
totally biased but they gotta let pavard play
de ligt actually would score alot if he was striker
💀
Ikr
true
My line up vs City
Upa and de ligt front
Theres a rule somewhere in football that when the ball touches the arm of a sliding defender that he is putting his weight on, its not a foul
cuz its not rly possible to move it out of path quickly or rly avoid it
oh ok
i think Cancelo should be in the left
right?
he will be nice than in the right
and the goalkepper is neuer
injured, out for the season
davies is too important to be taken out for cancelo against city
ok
but Cancelo is good when he is in Man City
right?
yeah he always was good but after the world cup he started having problems with pep and was replaced by Rico Lewis at RB and Nathan Aké or Laporte at LB
now Aké is a regular starter
all Spanish
I am skeptical about this refereeing team… Pep is Spanish and there could be bias
yeah
bayern city leg 1 prediction?
PLEASE NOT
PLEASEEEE
dont wanna spend over 100m on a 30y/o striker that cant even speak english
Really?
He cant even speak English?
Bro
i think he would do good tho
knows english but nobody understands what he says
neuer ? 😭
'' next season ''
I'm stupid inshallah
I doubt he'll be as good after his injury
what is that???
That team would cook
no upa?
and remove laimer please.
💀
united fans am i right?
Play De Ligt
Bench Martinez
Sell Militao
only right answer
wait no
play de ligt
bench de ligt
sell ulreich
we need defensive cover on the bench too
what are u saying
whats my blud waffling about
i have no clue
sup
Hi
City is going to humiliate us and I dont know if I am ready
CL bayern >>> bundesliga bayern
you clearly dont watch de ligt
thats facts
do u watch de ligt?
Yes
de ligt is maybe #1 defender rn
then upa
then when lucas comes back he'll be in there too
would yall take son
Sure
Neuer >>>>
I don’t know what to do with my hair right here in my room and i’m just so scared to do this but i’m not even gonna be here anymore
it will be bayern defense vs city attack
bayern midfield too.
Ofc
i just realised our team has 0 flair whatsoever
our midfield has no flair like thiago, our wingers are nothing like robben and ribery, and our striker spends more time at the doctor's office than on the pitch and his only backup is one of our finished wingers
we just play normal football 💀
He could return at the beginning of May
yeah
At the beginning of the season?
De Ligt was substitute mostly
Pavard shared RB position with Mazraoui
curious to see how tuchel will play after lucas comes back
could switch to a back 3 or back 4 but bench one of de ligt or upa or lucas
The referee for the Bayern Munich vs. Manchester City game has handed out 23 yellow cards in his last 4 games
wow i didnt realize he was substitute
so when lucas comeback who would be the main 2 cb?
Hard to say but maybe De Ligt Upamecano for now
Would love to see Hernández De Ligt duo and how they'd perform
If all 3 work perfectly together, whoever isn't feeling the best could be a sub
coman is available for tomorrow
choupo will not travel to Manchester, knee problems
ℹ️ Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting wird die Reise nach Manchester nicht mit antreten können. Der Angreifer fehlt aufgrund von Kniegelenksproblemen.
#UCL #FCBayern #FCBMCI
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We're finished
Then again we have Coman so that's good
our ucl is over
👍🏼
My lineup vs City
I don't wanna see any Mané or Sané stinkers
And Gnabry played well as a #9 vs Freiburg just unlucky
SHIT IS IT TRUE?
IS CHOUPO INJURED
He's been gettin injured a lot lately
Injury prone after signing new contract
or maybe a 4141 like the freiburg game
not the same lineup obviously just the same formation
Doubt it
Pavard gonna be subbed off at 80th min or something for Cancelo
He'll play vs hoffenheim hopefully
He's good but Cancelo joined who is just a sensational player, and Pavard has stepped up a lot recently
A lot of competition for that RB spot
No
Mazraoui is like Cancelo but cheaper
Both of them can play LB and RB
Mazraoui was so good at LB for Morocco
Yeah
Even tried to force a move in the winter
8-2 friendly in the summer
Yeah
Gnabry as a striker is better than Müller
Muller as a striker has never worked
Choupo not playing tmrw?
Nope
nah
Park the bus
De ligt is the robot killer
Müller W
this would be best
Christmas tree formation
Bayern's search for a new striker has definitely started behind the scenes. The club's bosses no longer trust Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting to keep his form next season due to his recent injuries. Meanwhile, Mathys Tel still needs time [@Plettigoal, @SkySportNews]
Can we please play both legs at Allianz Arena?
Get lewa back
strongly disagree
Why
im ok with kane and osimhen
I think Kane would be our best option
Y not kolo?
In Experianced as well
Ehh idk about paying so much for a 30 yr old
Warra reason
What's best about him though is what we need Atleast for the next two to 3 years
Reliability consistency
i saw some matches with him
He always scores goals and rarely gets injured
and i will remember all my life his miss against argentina
My favourite option is osimhen
He's extremely experienced as well
But Napoli won't let him leave
Unless we pay a fortune
In any case, choupo can't be our main st next season
Then we're doomed
€100m could be affordable for Bayern this summer to sign a striker. Selling 'superstars' in order to raise funds is being discussed. A lot will depend on what Tuchel wants. Harry Kane is currently not a 'hot topic'. Kolo Muani a more serious track [@Plettigoal, @SkySportNews]
Same
Sell pane and possibly pnabry
Absolutely useless fellows
we'll see how gnabry does as #9
see them tomorrow 
And first of all get rid of bouna fucking sarr
sane improved a bit under tuchel so far
exactly
i mean sane isnt really bad but gnabry s decline is insane
he just got a raise
prime gnabry hair back in england
Idk how he's still a bayern player
he's made 0 appearances this season
i think
Just kick him outta the club
ya with spurs
Why did we even sign him?
still remember 2-7 at london
And I can't believe kovac was in charge

That's the only highlight of his bayern tenure
bring back kovac for pnabry
Hell no
Pnabry just doesn't care anymore
Shows up once in a blue moon and scores a brace
Against shit clubs
🤓
Wow
Yeah it's dumb
Do you think it's better to sign Kolo Muani than Osimhen ?
Absolutely
Kolo is the guy we dreadfully need
I agree with you. He reminds me a lot of Mandzukic.
idk if you agree with me
Calls like these are always good
for the future
same
Our board is an indecisive mess, in February they have no plans to sign a striker and in April kolo muani is suddenly high on our list. Middle March they praise nagelsmann and reassure him of their support and less than a week later they sack him.
People will make excuses but they are so clearly a massive step down from our previous board, sextuple masked how poor a decision it was to move to this board so quickly
i agree
Board members are the ones to criticize here honestly
If I was a Bavarian Bayern fan
I would vote for a change
I mean Bayern we give our fans power
Those fans should use it I Feel
really hope we win tommorrow
we will
🙏
inshallah
AMEEN
Better than Kane
💀
How are we feeling lads for tomorrow
InshAllah victory for Bayern
God willing we will absolutely destroy man city
Not all that confident, going for a 2-2 draw
Then we win at home
Bayern
I predict a 0-2
MATCH DAY
Were losing
That aint no future
no
LETS GOOO
Who do we want more? Osimhen or Kolo Muani?
Osimhen is better but more expensive
Osimhen wants to play in premier league it will be low chance
we want everyone
osimhen kolo muani kane vlahovic
Haven't heard news of vlahovic at all
But I'd like him at Bayern
Least expensive out of the 4
And have a feeling he'll cook under Tuchel
he also wants to join bayern
like he's open to it
.
Today's the big day
With nagelsmann I would have been confident but now idk anymore :/
This is Tuchel's chance to redeem himself
Tuchel hasn't beaten city before with weaker sides
He can beat pep again dw
InshAllah he will
City don't have PSG's horrible midfield
That's why we won bc we controlled the midfield
But this will be a tighter battle
Imagine our away fans create some noice at emptyhad🥶
Manchester is red (like usual)
Today is the day 🔥🔥 hope the boys screw them bad
We are unbeaten in england for 10yrs
When's kickoff
In 2.5 hours
Okay
predicted lineup for tonight btw
honest strategy:Pavard injure haaland get a red and we replace him with stansic,mazrouri,or cancelo
genius
then they still got grealish mahrez bernardo kdb and alvarez 😭
we can handle grealish and mahrez
but for kdb mazrouri can become ramos and kill kdb and then replace mazrouri with stansic
