bayern-munich

[inland moth]

[warped nexus]

lmao

to be fair he only beat city because of pep overthinking and screwing up the midfield

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1642232801033428994?t=ObURgNIY3tFLcxraDuuqpQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern's last 9 home Bundesliga games against Dortmund:

Bayern 2-1 BVB
Bayern 5-1 BVB
Bayern 4-1 BVB
Bayern 6-0 BVB
Bayern 5-0 BVB
Bayern 4-0 BVB
Bayern 4-2 BVB
Bayern 3-1 BVB
Bayern 4-2 BVB

35-7 aggregate

[@Squawka]

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Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 6:29 PM

[inland moth]

we are massive

[reef prairie]

second leg bayern advantage is also huge

with real too

[long fox]

''It's not a rivalry, they always kick our ass''

[proper wind]

yep

[primal parrot]

Isn't anybody tired of Bayern winning the league everytime? It's making the league look less competitive to other leagues?

[long fox]

Bottlemund haven't won a single game against us since what 2018?

[humble trench]

Yeah

[visual trellis]

cap

[long fox]

Dw, it was the same against Barca

[visual trellis]

true

bayern will win easy

[primal parrot]

Tbh the real tuchel test is city. Winning the league isn't even a challenge anymore after all these years

[sweet oak]

Bayern under tuchel will be barca under pep and its gon be scary

[digital flax]

What

[atomic comet]

Yes they have Haaland but have they forgotten Tuchel has a good record against Pep?

[minor sun]

I mean he is a great coach but I already knew this before the game

He hasn’t had enough time to impose his game fully

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1642247805937889281

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Tuchel: "After going 4-0 up, I would have wished for more dominance and fewer mistakes. We lost the ball too many times. We could have scored more. The two goals we conceded are annoying - there's still room for improvement. That applies to everyone" [@AZ_Strasser]

Likes

270

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 7:29 PM

[humble trench]

He's gonna have time to implement half of his tactics at least

[strong saddle]

Did we win

[humble trench]

yes

it was over in 30 min

23 min*

3-0 in 23 mins was fast tbh

[strong saddle]

nice

[golden halo]

plastic

[long fox]

[golden halo]

@long fox tf is he talking about

[long fox]

He must've fallen on his head again

[humble trench]

April fools maybe?

Idk his timezone

[thorny spoke]

Wtf? Leave a club?

My blud thinking he is a pro player😭

[paper urchin]

Looks like a school kid

[tired prism]

Muller is the heart and soul of bayern

He defines what the club stands for

We slowed down as soon as he was subbed off

[proper wind]

did you see upa's picture

he looks like a scared kid

[paper urchin]

yea i did

lemme send

[glass otter]

Back where we belong

Top of the league

[humble trench]

i love de ligt.

[proper wind]

Thomas Frank

[proper wind]

ah yes mb mb this guy

yeah he replaced nagelsmann

[proper wind]

you guys think lucas will be back before the end of the season?

i think at this rate he might be able to get a few minutes at the end of the season

[humble trench]

Pls go easy on us in UCL

[thorny spoke]

Idk if he will be back or not but im sure he wont start until next season

[unreal wing]

4-0 incoming

Tuchel things😎

[humble trench]

Pain

[inland moth]

we play Freiburg back to back

4th April DFB pokal and 8th April Bundesliga

[surreal snow]

backt to back 6-0 then

[tired prism]

Ez wins

Tuchel will destroy pep once again

Leading to his dismissal from city

[golden halo]

kicked the air

[jovial spear]

YABBA DABBA DOOO

[humble trench]

Imagine Nagelsmann joining Chelsea now

And Bayern vs chelsea in semis

Omds

[proper wind]

both managers against their former clubs

[jovial spear]

And Chelsea win

Nah that'd be insane

Bayern have a bigger chance

[humble trench]

Chelsea winning would only help me with my Fofana card I'm buying soon

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1642620043161632770?t=klRWp6JKUK85itemXYqtmg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Chelsea would have to pay Bayern a 'huge' compensation fee for Julian Nagelsmann as his contract is still running until 2026 [@berger_pj, @kerry_hau]

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234

Twitter · Apr 2, 2023, 8:08 PM

We keep winning

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1642620043161632770?t=lQ_CCyr6zdq-jAkCYubiqQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Chelsea would have to pay Bayern a 'huge' compensation fee for Julian Nagelsmann as his contract is still running until 2026 [@berger_pj, @kerry_hau]

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895

Twitter · Apr 2, 2023, 8:08 PM

ah it was sent before

[proper wind]

tuchel effect on and off the pitch

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1642622084378394624?t=iAFYz1rpodYTNa_v5d4dXw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

A loan move for Mathys Tel would at least be considered, depending on Thomas Tuchel's plans with him. The club wants to insure the best possible development for the talented Frenchman [@georg_holzner, @FrankLinkesch, @kicker]

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232

Twitter · Apr 2, 2023, 8:16 PM

[humble trench]

He should get a loan move

Even if Choupo is injured he'll barely play

[proper wind]

yeah

but no buy option should be included

we know how good he is

[humble trench]

We didn't buy him to put a buy option on him lol

[proper wind]

yes

[inner moon]

Bayerns training facilitie>>>>

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1642623602968219648

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

As of now, a permanent move for João Cancelo in the summer is not in sight, not even for a reduced fee. The bosses are aware of Cancelo's character and 'mood swings', who quickly gets dissatisfied when he doesn't play. [@georg_holzner, @FrankLinkesch]

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Twitter · Apr 2, 2023, 8:22 PM

[thorny spoke]

Fuck i dont want nagelsmann in chelsea

He would probably make a miracle with that swuad depth

[tired prism]

Why? We'll get a good chunk of money if he joins this season

Plus no manager can save Chelsea

[proper wind]

in the league thats true

but ucl is another story

[sullen idol]

my hope is granted lol

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1642823824038146048?t=i_oVScvCeHV0FwUysIio3w&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting and Noussair Mazraoui are not taking part in today's final training session - could be out of tomorrow's game [@BILD_Bayern]

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362

Twitter · Apr 3, 2023, 9:38 AM

we desperately need a striker

[thorny spoke]

Chelsea have a squad capable of winnin ucl

All they need is a good tactics and manager

Nagelsmann would pull out a miracle with em

[proper wind]

he can do it

[thorny spoke]

Every position have 3 options to choose in their squad

[long fox]

Fuck off

[opal wing]

Oh my god if Chuopo Moting is injured again we’re fucked

Mane could play as striker but eh he’s better on the wing

[humble trench]

And I was hearing plans like going into next season without a world class striker

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSamMia/status/1642617192628858881?t=gx0vSWkY-KWgBDtdMOZiFQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia)

Julian Nagelsmann has agreed to join Chelsea as a new head coach. Chelsea are now in contact with Bayern to discuss the fee as Nagelsmann is still under contract at Bayern [@Matt_Law_DT]

Likes

2391

Twitter · Apr 2, 2023, 7:57 PM

[tidal hornet]

We falling for parody accounts again

[humble trench]

Marko at it again

[past fjord]

bayern get potter now lol

💀

[proper wind]

what 💀

[past fjord]

swap managers pls

[proper wind]

no

choupo will be available tomorrow, maz is sick and will be out

[thorny spoke]

Block that imiasammia

[glass otter]

ban not block

[thorny spoke]

So we can ban twitter accs

[humble trench]

Hear me out
Formation: 3421
GK:Sommer
CB,s: Upamencano,De ligt, Pavard.
Wing backs: Cancelo Davies
CDM,s: kimmich, goretzka
Then musiala and coman behind choupo

[glass otter]

Ban

[jovial spear]

Mane?

[humble trench]

Is utter shite currently

[jovial spear]

I'm already upset you guys stole him

Now you guys don't play him

[humble trench]

Come on it's not that bad

[jovial spear]

Well he wanted to leave

[inland moth]

he's been shit

[jovial spear]

Give him a chance

[long fox]

Choupo is available for tomorrow

Phew

[proper wind]

injured mostly

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1642926574289793024?t=maiEsWaTO5WfbFAbJZlOxg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Referee Harm Osmers will officiate tomorrow's DFB Pokal quarterfinal between Bayern and Freiburg

Likes

189

Twitter · Apr 3, 2023, 4:26 PM

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1642928017029619714?t=eI2IgTEPbrJc8kmsfTKGvQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are not interested in Atalanta striker Rasmus Højlund, amid contrary reports from Italy [@Plettigoal]

Likes

336

Twitter · Apr 3, 2023, 4:32 PM

I had a bit of hope

[thorny spoke]

Then go for lookman

[surreal zinc]

Ffs

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1642956541698383876?t=Q7A_4sZM0XybEouvJj9E8A&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern vs Freiburg | Expected lineups [@tzmuenchen]

Twitter · Apr 3, 2023, 6:25 PM

4-3-3, interesting

[proper wind]

maybe a 433 with a cam

but a flat 433 i dont think so

[thorny spoke]

433 defending

[glass otter]

443

[sterile bison]

https://twitter.com/imiasammia/status/1643013616050794497?s=46&t=YwKYiv_t8HbXW6DOOMYztg

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia)

Lothar Matthäus: "Oliver Kahn said that the MiaSanMia feeling hasn't changed at Bayern. According to my information, one of the players is secretly gay" [Sky]

Likes

733

Twitter · Apr 3, 2023, 10:12 PM

[glass otter]

Mia sam mia

[humble trench]

who do u think it is if its true

Neuer or Goretzka

[sterile bison]

getting pavard vibes

[humble trench]

damn ur probs right

another reason to sell him 😏🥶

nah jk

[humble trench]

40M

Maybe 50M if Madrid value Ferland Mendy at 60M lol

[proper wind]

50 imo

damn

[paper urchin]

Istg

Matthaus

You are a great player

But stop being a drama queen

[proper wind]

being a bitch rn tbh

[tired prism]

No fuckin way

Matthaus needs to stfu

He's tarnishing his legacy

[humble trench]

swap deal for cancelo

ill take it.

[proper wind]

[opal wing]

It’s obviously not true, it’s a parody account

[humble trench]

bruh didnt even see that lol

[opal wing]

It’s obviously not true, it’s a parody account

[proper wind]

why did it send twice

[paper urchin]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1643178201500319747?t=cs5ZLNZa7Ght0LzqJx1gKQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Manuel Neuer is in daily, positive exchange with Thomas Tuchel at Säbener Straße. The captain's rehab is still going according to plan as he wants to be with the team when the preparation for the new season starts this summer [@_kochmaximilian]

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Twitter · Apr 4, 2023, 9:06 AM

Zamn tuchel cooking

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1643194897875312641?t=HwGvtXqa4lKB-NX07FHobQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Manchester United held 'exploratory talks' over Benjamin Pavard [@TheAthleticFC]

Twitter · Apr 4, 2023, 10:12 AM

[humble trench]

Scamming them for 80M with Pavard and Sabitzer

[humble trench]

120m for both

💀

[tired prism]

I'd rather keep pavard

[humble trench]

Let's be honest when Lucas is back, Pavard won't be playing anywhere

I'd rather he be able to play somewhere else then be benched by Mazraoui

In a position he doesn't want to play in

[thorny spoke]

He is becoming old so they will talk those shit

Pavard 90m + sabi 60m

Best deal

[proper wind]

pavard 90? 😭😭

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1643239672297009156?t=yD-F54LLiV7L3ThVUtKpJA&s=33

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Approaches, contacts between Julian Nagelsmann and Chelsea have started two days ago. Discussions continue on long term project. 🔵 #CFC

Nagelsmann, 100% open to discuss about Chelsea project.

Chelsea, taking their time - Luis Enrique and Ruben Amorim also appreciated.

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4581

Retweets

581

Twitter · Apr 4, 2023, 1:10 PM

[thorny spoke]

Ofc they are manu

They paid that amt for sancho

Why dont they pay for a player who can play cb and rb

[proper wind]

i think they learnt their lesson after buying maguire

[thorny spoke]

Nah new investors are coming

Theyll be chelsea2.0

[proper wind]

just cause pavard can play cb and rb doesnt male him worth 90 mil + he's 27 lmao

[proper wind]

yeah true

but only boehly would consider buying pavard for anything over 70 mil

[thorny spoke]

U dont know abt manu dude

They would go for him at atleast 75m

[proper wind]

i dont think so but its possible

even better for us

[thorny spoke]

Lets hope pavard stays

If he goes ,then get us a huge chunk

[proper wind]

yes

[thorny spoke]

Haha now utd payin 60m for kim min jae if they fail to sign theyll come for pavard

[proper wind]

thought liverpool wanted him

[paper urchin]

Bayern please get kolo muani

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1643305462803095570?t=gdgMy9axBZd5Sy-Ha2K_IQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Freiburg:

Sommer -
Pavard, Upamecano, de Ligt, Cancelo -
Kimmich, Goretzka -
Sané, Müller ©, Coman -
Choupo-Moting

#MiaSanMia

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320

Twitter · Apr 4, 2023, 5:32 PM

cancelo starts!

at LB

[glass otter]

WHERES DAVIES

[paper urchin]

Davie

Cancelo can shut up now

[proper wind]

bench

[long fox]

I wanted to see Stani get some minutes today

[glass otter]

managers start davies and cancelo togheter challenge (impossible)

[proper wind]

that wouldnt work unless its a back 3

back 4 no

[paper urchin]

We sadly have many wingers and defenders

[teal breach]

musiala subbed?

[paper urchin]

And not even a single proper striker

[paper urchin]

Unfit

[proper wind]

bc both are wingbacks, they like to get involved in attacks, so in a back 4 if both attack only 2 defenders will be left

[proper wind]

not safe to start, just came back from injury

[paper urchin]

He needs rest

Bambi

[proper wind]

[paper urchin]

Get kolo muani

Pls

[golden halo]

fuck off

[hard obsidian]

Hi

[long fox]

Whole Liverpool fanbase's comin in here lmao

[proper wind]

watch him come back when liverpool lose

both chelsea and liverpool gonna lose tho

[humble trench]

Upa got his goal :D

He wanted his goal from last game back

[proper wind]

we need kolo muani so bad

[long fox]

Shit finishing

Finna be one of those days, eh?

[proper wind]

give them some time i trust we'll deliver in the 2nd half inshallah

[long fox]

Hopefully

There's ET if it stays like this, right?

[humble trench]

Doesn't it go straight to pens?

[hoary token]

Hell no pens 💀

Pens are 50/50

We need et

We will have fresh stars in et

[proper wind]

musiala should come in

[humble trench]

Ik we go to ET

Ok*

Nurnburg and Dusseldorf went to ET then pens in ro16

[hoary token]

Anyway who cares about pokal

Maybe if we have a chance for treble but thats all

[humble trench]

Treble very important

We could make history

1st team to win it 3 times

And maybe 1st team to win sextuple twice in history

[proper wind]

fr?

[humble trench]

Yea

[proper wind]

damn

[hoary token]

😭

[fresh jungle]

😭

Wth

[humble trench]

i dont understand

we winning 4-2 against dortmund

[fresh jungle]

bro left 2 minutes later

[humble trench]

but cant win against freiburg

[fresh jungle]

wait what

they losing against

freiburg?!?

[humble trench]

1-1

min 85

;-;

[fresh jungle]

imma watch the chelsea gme

[long fox]

It happens lol

[fresh jungle]

chelsea 0-0 liverpool

lest see lakaka from inter milan play

Bruuh its also 0-0 in the juventus vs inter milan game

Lautaro martinez and Romeo Lakaka vs Angel di maria And Paul Pogba

[strong saddle]

If we play like this against Man City

And I don't know when we face them

[fresh jungle]

what club

[long fox]

So ET or straight pens if this ends 1-1?

[fresh jungle]

rb leipzig vs chelsea would be a nice entertaining game

[strong saddle]

I think it's ET

[proper wind]

GNABRY NO

[strong saddle]

Ooooohf

[fresh jungle]

why does england always have the bad luck to get knocked off in quarter finals bro

and then most of the times they play good the other team start playing dirty in quarter finals

[proper wind]

yellow for mane???

[strong saddle]

Waht

What

[proper wind]

wtf

[humble trench]

FFS

we done

we finnished

[strong saddle]

Are we gonna fucking lose

TO FREIBURG

[proper wind]

that isnt a yellow

[long fox]

We conceded?

[proper wind]

WAIT PEN

WHAT

[hoary token]

4 yellows?

Please no

No pen

[strong saddle]

Where's the pen

[hoary token]

What are the yellows for

[humble trench]

OMG FSDFASDJ;LKSDF

[proper wind]

fuck this

[long fox]

FUUUUUCCKKKKK

[humble trench]

FFS

guess that was tuchel...

😠

[hoary token]

The pain…

I want to stab myself

[long fox]

Fuck my life

[strong saddle]

We should NOT of sacked Nagelsmann

That was a bitch ass move

[inland moth]

what the fuck

Musiala

[humble trench]

FFS

Fuck this

i hate this.

[inland moth]

bro

[strong saddle]

Final

[long fox]

We really are cursed in the Pokal

[proper wind]

welp

[long fox]

No treble

[strong saddle]

So our what decade long streak in the dfb has been snapped

[humble trench]

goodbye friends!!!!!!!! I have decided to leave bayern and support liverpool, a big and relevant club. It was a tough decision but now i am gone here!!!! I

(joke)

[long fox]

I hate this shit man

[humble trench]

And they sack Nagelsmann for "risking to lose the treble"

[strong saddle]

^

[humble trench]

we NEED to win the CL now

[strong saddle]

And the god damn UCL quarter is soon

[humble trench]

but im scared

[hoary token]

Ignore him

[strong saddle]

Idk when we play

[humble trench]

next week

If we can't beat Freiburg I'm losing hope for City

they will pay for this saturday

[hoary token]

Muller will make sure

[wet blade]

what a shitty game

we have no hope

[long fox]

I'm tired

[wet blade]

congratulations city

[humble trench]

just because we cant finish our chances?

ffs

[long fox]

Fuck off

[strong saddle]

We're fucked in the game

[visual trellis]

fuck bro

[humble trench]

goretzka wasnt playing good at all

let gravenberch play

please

[long fox]

I really hate football sometimes

[humble trench]

same

[visual trellis]

fuckk mann

[long fox]

Fuckin bullshit

[visual trellis]

fr

[hoary token]

Yall insulting tuchel

[wise light]

That's utter shit

[hoary token]

Me to refs after losing game

[long fox]

Fuck everything

[wise light]

The Nagelsmann questions come back again. Fucks sake. We beat em 5-0 earlier in the season.

[humble trench]

Brothers lads

[wise light]

This is utter crap

[humble trench]

We may be out of the pokal yes

[wise light]

Losing to Freiburg at home is shit

[wise light]

Nah fuck off with whatever you are about to say. This is the third fucking season in a row of no Pokal.

[long fox]

This team's highs at too high and its lows are too fuckin low

[inland moth]

this is not because of the manager

[visual trellis]

champions league is the focus now

[wise light]

That's unacceptable

[inland moth]

the players were shit today

[humble trench]

How ever we may redeem ourselves in absolutely tearing them apart limb by limb next match then go and beat city

[wise light]

For Bayern standards

[visual trellis]

yessir

[humble trench]

What's in acceptable is 4 losses

In a season

Dear god

[inland moth]

the players underperformed

[wise light]

Are you hearing yourself

[long fox]

New year, same bullshit

[wise light]

Due to this performance it is very possible we win 0 trophies this season

[long fox]

We are cursed in the Pokal

[wise light]

Yes, 2 points ahead in the league. That could all come to shit this weekend against guess who Freiburg (a)

[strong saddle]

We HAVE to win something or else Armageddon is upon us

[inland moth]

What the fuck Was our attack today

Jesus

[humble trench]

Not to that degree we will win buli Atleast but champions league is now under concern city is our most important game now

[strong saddle]

I only saw the end

[humble trench]

Get the board out

[long fox]

Again losing by a fuckin pen

[humble trench]

Oh we are tearing them apart that game just like we did Augsburg

[long fox]

Why are we conceding pens every fuckin game?

[wise light]

That needs to be looked at

It's utter shit.

[inland moth]

no

[wise light]

It's unacceptable

[long fox]

Sick of this bullshit pens man

[inland moth]

clear hand ball

Musiala mistake

you don't block with hands up

[wise light]

I'm tired of these fucking draws, losses, shit

This is now a bad season

Due to us losing in the Pokal

[long fox]

Why can't we be consistent for once?

[wise light]

I don't know. Where was 3-0 up after 25 mins again. Nowhere cuz that's only v Dortmund. That game is so overhyped. We turn up for the big games. Don't know where we were for that one

I'm fuming

It's unacceptable

There's our first loss at home this season by the way

[long fox]

Tuchel sure saved the treble dream

[wise light]

Exactly.

And.... back to the question. Why sack Nagelsmann

[humble trench]

Nagelsmann sacking will be known as the worst sacking in history if we don't win UCL

[strong saddle]

Yeah he is Jesus Christ

Oh yes

I said this already

[wise light]

Not looking likely with that shit

[strong saddle]

The board reacted too quickly

[humble trench]

I hope they know they're to blame for this loss

[wise light]

I'm really mad. I'm so tired of all of it. Hollywood FC needs to stop

[long fox]

Now sack Tuchel and bring back Nagelsmann lmao

[inland moth]

our mangers aren't bad

it's the players

[wise light]

Please.

[inland moth]

you can see that now

[wise light]

I thought he'd be good short term

[inland moth]

not enough motivation

[wise light]

And not in the long run

Apparently its the opposite lmao

[inland moth]

Underestimating others

not performing

[wise light]

Then who can make them perform

Cuz this shit's been happening all season

[inland moth]

they have to get their asses up

[wise light]

Our players ain't bad. We have probably the best squad in Europe

It's so strange that loss. It feels undeserved honestly. Where was the first half performance. Where was the second goal

This is why we need a fucking striker.

[inland moth]

rn they kinda are

wasting attacks

[strong saddle]

How are we gonna say to Nagelsmann "sorry for sacking you, we just fired Tuchel, can you please come back?'

[inland moth]

losing the ball too much

[wise light]

I wish we could but its impossible

[strong saddle]

Yeah it's too late

[wise light]

4 losses in a season not bad

But when considering the 7 draws

And one of the losses being in the Pokal

[strong saddle]

We might of fucked up our entire season

[wise light]

That's shit.

[digital flax]

Thank you board for ruinning the season

[inland moth]

some players need a talk

[wise light]

We probably did

I've lost confidence in every game now

This should have been an easy win

We had an easy path in the Pokal

We had a HOME GAME IN THE POKAL

We beat Augsburg and Mainz away

[digital flax]

This game and previous were so awful

[wise light]

And we can't beat Freiburg at home

[long fox]

We always fuck up in that competition. Remember Kiel?

[wise light]

WTF.

[inland moth]

we never lost to Freiburg at home before this

[wise light]

Yes but 2nd round 2nd round. And we are still the record title holders

[inland moth]

Kiel

Man

[wise light]

That one was just plain wierd

[long fox]

Us in the Pokal is like Madrid in the CDR

[strong saddle]

freiburg are gonna win again on saturday and then dortmund continue form and win the league then city body us in the ucl because tuchel can’t score without rebounds and we go trophyless then we sign nobody in the summer because the board has to keep paying nagelsmann and we become the next fallen giant

Lmao

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1639219324735897602

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

The people in charge want a new impetus and trust Tuchel to win the treble, a feeling that they no longer had with Nagelsmann [@kerry_hau]

Likes

717

Twitter · Mar 24, 2023, 10:55 AM

[strong saddle]

Someone said this

[digital flax]

🤣🤣

[strong saddle]

In the channel

[inland moth]

Mané is under performing a lot

[strong saddle]

NAW

[wise light]

That ended well

[strong saddle]

Very well indeed

[inland moth]

Pls we need a class striker again

[wise light]

I'm telling you if we had kept Nagelsmann, if we had gotten a draw against Leverkusen, we'd be 3 points ahead in the Buli and through to the Semis.

[digital flax]

Who would've thought sacking a coach midseason is easy bet?

[inland moth]

we lost against Leverkusen with Julian

That's the reason he got sacked

[wise light]

But why it makes no sense

It wasn't 5-1

It was 2-1

[strong saddle]

This was worse

[inland moth]

worked in 2020 tho

[digital flax]

Are they gonna sack tuchel now?

[strong saddle]

If not just as bad

No

We can't

[digital flax]

Covid season

[inland moth]

True

[wise light]

Yes but that's a very rare thing (and that was in December 2019 not March)

[long fox]

This

[wise light]

Utter shit

That 2nd one is

[strong saddle]

Damn 8-7

[lavish carbon]

yo you fr lost 8-7?

[long fox]

Penalties

[strong saddle]

Oh

[lavish carbon]

okay

[strong saddle]

I was gonna say

[wise light]

No it was 2-2 (6-5 on p.)

[inland moth]

mane is not cooking

[lavish carbon]

what even is that team anyway

[long fox]

I think we even bottled a 2-0 lead

[wise light]

Holstein Kiel

[wise light]

No it was 1-1 at one point

[glass otter]

why did we lose

[strong saddle]

Mane just came back from injury tho

Musiala

Fucked up

[wise light]

Because Tuchel is overrated.

[inland moth]

Musiala jumping into the ball

[long fox]

Give him time bro

[wise light]

Give Nagelsmann more time. Give him till the end of the season.

[long fox]

It's not Tuchel's fault Musiala handballed it like that

[wise light]

Well it ain't Nagelsmann's fault that we conceded two stupid ass pens to Leverkusen either now is it

Yes that's what 5 pens in 3 games. Fantastic defending that is

[glass otter]

jude is clear anyway

[long fox]

It's the players

[wise light]

4 pens my mistake but still ridiculous

[long fox]

They're way too inconsistent

[wise light]

Just as I thought we had the best defense in Europe (looking back to the PSG game)

And were going to win the treble under Nagelsmann

This utter catastrophe occurs previous to and after the int'l break

[lavish carbon]

you have the best defence in Europe, but not the best in Germany

[wise light]

Yes stat wise

[long fox]

We perform in the UCL, but we underperform domestically

[lavish carbon]

imagine a team with our defence in the league and yours in ucl

[inland moth]

The players were shit today

[lavish carbon]

wouldn't concede 20 goals in all competitions

[humble trench]

we have a great defence, our attack is the problem

[inland moth]

they underestimated Freiburg

[lavish carbon]

resting for ucl

[wise light]

Not after the last 3 games. 4 pens in 3 games

Utter. Shit.

All facets are having problems now

[lavish carbon]

choupo goating carrying

[wise light]

That should be the Buli game on the weekend not this game

[humble trench]

nah we need a real striker

[wise light]

Oh but wait 7 draws 3 losses. Great.

[humble trench]

asap

[lavish carbon]

weren't you linked with Kane?

[wise light]

You guys are right. It's the players. It ain't the managers.

[humble trench]

sadly yes

[wise light]

All these fucking egos

I'm tired of it

I'm tired of the players driving out managers

[lavish carbon]

Kane is class in small games

[wise light]

Nagelsmann had the worst week of his life because of these assholes

It's utterly depressing.

[strong saddle]

I feel bad for him because he's really young for a manager and whatnot

[lavish carbon]

I feel bad for him cause he went from Bayern to either Chelsea or Spurs

[strong saddle]

Yeh

[lavish carbon]

that's a downgrade of a century

[strong saddle]

Imagine if he goes to spurs

They gonna finally win a trophy

[wise light]

God there just aren't words for how angry I am right now

[wise light]

Lol say that twice

[lavish carbon]

istg no manager could win them a trophy

[strong saddle]

Lmao

[lavish carbon]

put fuckin sir alex Ferguson there he ain't winning shit

they're allergic to it

[strong saddle]

You can give them Arsane Wenger

And they won't win

[wise light]

Well now I am not looking forward to the weekend

Are we gonna make Freiburg our bogey team now

[long fox]

Yea waheey, we play these lot again in a few days

[wise light]

Who to win the Pokal now. Leipzig again or Dortmund.

I can't fathom it. It should be us.

I'm sick of waiting until the next season AGAIN to see if we get good draws

[long fox]

Last 3 years, we just fall flat in the Pokal

[wise light]

Why why why. We beat Augsburg and Mainz both bogey teams away from home in the Pokal

Fuck it up to Freiburg AT HOME

[strong saddle]

We're crumbling again

[inland moth]

Nürnberg inshallah

[long fox]

Didn't we lose to Kiel at home too?

[wise light]

🤣

[wise light]

No that was away from home

[long fox]

Ah damn

[wise light]

This was our first Pokal game at home since 19/20

Supposed to be easier for once

[long fox]

Ig we can only win away in the Pokal

[wise light]

No. We fuck it up. We fuck up the opportunity.

[wise light]

Or not either

[inland moth]

3rd time in a row out

[wise light]

5-0 to Gladbach.

Does that ring a bell.

[long fox]

You know what they say... 4th time's a charm lmfao

[wise light]

So dumb

[long fox]

We HAVE to win the UCL now

[wise light]

I hate it so much. Bayern do not fail to win a domestic trophy for 3 seasons in a row. That just doesn't and shouldn't happen.

[wise light]

That's the only way this becomes a good season

If not and we go out to City

Then pack your bags Tuchel lmao

Especially if we lose the Buli which is very possible still

[strong saddle]

Oh if we lose to Buli, I'll be really upset

[humble trench]

And who's the replacement

Nagelsmann isn't coming back anytime soon

But he will possibly return in the future

[inland moth]

our players were so unmotivated

[surreal snow]

why tuchel out

[inland moth]

bro

[surreal snow]

why not board out

[strong saddle]

The future is 1-2 years

[inland moth]

I hope some of our players get the piss taken out of them

[strong saddle]

Yeah

[humble trench]

Why are our wingers so bad

I geniunely don't understand

[inland moth]

we don't punish underperforming

it's pissing me off

[surreal snow]

that was an average Glücksburg performance with 7 back

[strong saddle]

We should start doing it more

[inland moth]

Mané isn't doing well same with gnabry sane is meh only Coman as been playing good

[surreal snow]

they can party all year long its just that we shouldnt care

[inland moth]

I feel bad for Cancelo

he gets his play time

[surreal snow]

i feel bad for musiala

[long fox]

So much for the treble ig lmao

[inland moth]

and we fuck up this badly

[inland moth]

it's still alive

[humble trench]

Should've played him RB and Davies LB

[inland moth]

Bundesliga/UCL/DFL super cup/UEFA super cup

[humble trench]

We needed more threats in attack against park the bus team

[inland moth]

this is all winnable

[long fox]

If you count the Supercup, then sure lmao

[inland moth]

4 trophies

UEFA super cup yes

100%

[digital flax]

Get ready for another humiliation against city

[surreal snow]

this is where 3 at the back comes in play

[surreal snow]

another?

[digital flax]

After today

[inland moth]

why did I get a membership

next meeting I pray for kahn and salihamidzic to be there

I will cook them

[strong saddle]

How do we punish our players

[humble trench]

More training

[inland moth]

bench

more training

[surreal snow]

the board is full of dorks

[strong saddle]

Yeah they are

It's like the whole board is made of dorks

[inland moth]

Im not angry im disappointed Freiburg scored 2 goals from 2 shots. I can't remember another chance for them. We had good moments but always missed something, the last pass, the right decision, precision. They defended very deep and we couldn't keep putting pressure on them"

[inland moth]

tuchel

his statement

[strong saddle]

And that last minute bullshit

[surreal snow]

appoint me and UTDTrey

[inland moth]

Freiburg have beaten Bayern in Munich for the first time ever - in the 24th attempt

[humble trench]

iMiaSanMia jinxed us

[strong saddle]

Gross

oh yeah him

[surreal snow]

i gotta say ive never seen such a dominating game without any clear goal scoring chances

[strong saddle]

Yeah he fucked us

[surreal snow]

this is a new record

[inland moth]

Bayern will go three years without lifting the DFB Pokal trophy for the first time this century

[surreal snow]

sometimes i wonder if iMiaSanMia is just another ansh in india

[strong saddle]

Lmao he probably is

[surreal snow]

atleast ansh is reliable

[inland moth]

embarrassing

ngl

[strong saddle]

Dude this is gotta be the most embarrassing loss this entire year so far

[surreal snow]

ive gotten to a point where certain things dont even bother me anymore

[inland moth]

fr

somethings gotta chance

[hoary token]

If we get a 9 all problems will be solved

[inland moth]

we probably only winning buli

Man

[surreal snow]

im an experienced football fan ive been through everything 😎

[inland moth]

In my 14 year supporting this club

[humble trench]

Probably easiest pens are in final mins

[strong saddle]

I went through Germanys downfall

[humble trench]

Just go down the middle

[inland moth]

our board and players man

[hoary token]

I started supporting germany right at the start of downfall

[inland moth]

why are our players not motivated

[hoary token]

Germany is still down

[strong saddle]

Mhm

There's been a few improvements, but we're just not the same anymore

[inland moth]

For the love of God buy a striker sell gnabry

[surreal snow]

Germany changed my life

[inland moth]

just sell all our wingers expect Coman

[surreal snow]

i support a superb team and a relegating-like Team all at once

[humble trench]

Might as well get players who are motivated to play and win

[inland moth]

fr

[surreal snow]

they are good

[humble trench]

Ok who do we have on wingers list to buy

[inland moth]

the team seems only motivated in the UCL

[surreal snow]

its not our players fault its just Glücksburg terrorism ball with a lucky goal and pen in the last minute

[inland moth]

our defense carrying

[hoary token]

Fr

[surreal snow]

youre over reacting

[hoary token]

Upa de ligt pavard davies

[surreal snow]

the only thing left is a gun so i can shoot my brains out

[humble trench]

Mané and Gnabry..

[inland moth]

I've been watching this club for 14 years

I haven't seen less motivation in our players

[hoary token]

Bro went through 11/12 final

I could never

[inland moth]

I've seen shit

[inland moth]

I was there

[strong saddle]

I've seen it all too, just not at Bayern

[inland moth]

worst day of my life

[surreal snow]

the new bayern fans are all spoiled of success

[inland moth]

So are some of our players

[surreal snow]

we need to throw the huge egos off the bus

[inland moth]

Im gonna watch fucking super Mario tomorrow and be happy

[surreal snow]

by that i mean cancelo 😭

[strong saddle]

I hope that movie is good

[inland moth]

70% of our squad while playing

[surreal snow]

this guy plays with a worse listlessness than sane

bro if you dont wanna play then let me get on the pitch 💀

[hoary token]

How do you know, why do you think that

[strong saddle]

We just got Cancelo

[surreal snow]

atleast ill fight for the club

[inland moth]

fr

Fucking mane only smiles

bro thinks he's Kanté

😭

[surreal snow]

its always the same shit

do nothing all match

[inland moth]

Choupo-Moting is trying

[surreal snow]

after the game act angry or sad

[strong saddle]

It's the fact that we don't have motivation

[inland moth]

Choupo is struggling so hard bruv

[surreal snow]

and then in an Interview you say "we were unlucky and sad"

[strong saddle]

Unlucky and sad

[inland moth]

our only striker bruv

[surreal snow]

its always the same Interviews

[strong saddle]

That describes our club rn

[inland moth]

we need a class striker in this team

[surreal snow]

"the passes in the final third werent great"

Every single loss i see kimmich crying or screaming

[inland moth]

they were ass

[inland moth]

he breaths this club

[surreal snow]

and Müller looking into the distance

[surreal snow]

if you breathe this club then fucking show it on the pitch

[inland moth]

he's just remembering the time when our players were trying

😭

[surreal snow]

Müller isnt innocent

[inland moth]

Tuchel is probably so fucking pissed rn

[surreal snow]

the dude had 7x2,5m in Front of him

and decided to shoot right where a fat fucking fridge was located

[strong saddle]

Lmao

[surreal snow]

this entire club needs a revamp

starting from the President

[inland moth]

just Re brand it bruv

[spiral iron]

Sommer ain't the gladbach Sommer ffs

[inland moth]

not his fault

1st goal was too fast

2nd well penalty

[strong saddle]

Today wasn't his fault

[surreal snow]

sommer is Decoration in the goal

[spiral iron]

I am not talking about today

Der Klassiker

[inland moth]

do it

[strong saddle]

Yes

[spiral iron]

💀

Y'all really be this delusional after a loss? 😂

[strong saddle]

We're more pissed off

[surreal snow]

its not even about this match

[spiral iron]

I mean yeah

[surreal snow]

this entire club has been on a downfall since a long time

[spiral iron]

For me it was since robbery left tbh

[inland moth]

our attack

[inland moth]

everything changed when hansi flick left

[spiral iron]

I mean 2020 COVID

It was

Was

[surreal snow]

even before that

[spiral iron]

We didn't sign the best loans we had

[strong saddle]

Flickball I called it

[long fox]

Flick is pretty wank too nowadays ngl

[surreal snow]

flick was never him

tuchel is the right man

the players are fine

the board

unspeakable of

[inland moth]

remember when we had a class striker?

[long fox]

Lewa? Who ghosted in big games?

[inland moth]

nah

[spiral iron]

We signed a class sticker too on loan yeah? Like on 2020 or 19?

[inland moth]

look at other clubs

[surreal snow]

id rather have a tax evader than an agressive goalkeeper that gets destroyed by a sky "expert" live on tv as a board member

[spiral iron]

Or was it 2 mids

I think 2mids nvm

[inland moth]

City has haaland barca Lewandowski Real has benzema

[humble trench]

Perisic and Coutinho

[spiral iron]

Perisic and

Yes

I loved em

[surreal snow]

Uli Hoeneß and Karl-Heinz Rummenige were under appreciated

[spiral iron]

Should've fucking singed em

[long fox]

Well, we go again. Wouldn't be surprised if we smashed Freiburg 4-0 on Saturday lmao

[humble trench]

Coutinho would be like 100M

[strong saddle]

Forgot we had Perisic

[humble trench]

Perisic more affordable

[surreal snow]

Uli basically created this club

[spiral iron]

Now a waste of talent at spurs

[inland moth]

I pray for muani

😭

or even fucking kane

[humble trench]

Frankfurt gonna put his value at 150M

[inland moth]

just please

[spiral iron]

Wtf

[strong saddle]

Kolo would be a gift from God

[surreal snow]

we need a hold up striker

[spiral iron]

150?

[inland moth]

or just start fucking tel already

[humble trench]

Well Osihmen is valued at 150M

[spiral iron]

Ong Neymar what a fucking cunt
He just fucked everything up

[inland moth]

he might be 17

fr

[humble trench]

Muani can be 150M as well

[spiral iron]

Pissg shit

[surreal snow]

tel doesnt get that many chances which is very disappointing

[inland moth]

fucking oil cunts

[spiral iron]

Fr

[surreal snow]

i have the feeling the players dont take him serious

[spiral iron]

FK those oil

[inland moth]

Transfer market is fucked

[spiral iron]

I mean we only have one striker and yeahhhh

[surreal snow]

give us the money of chelsea and we would destroy football

[humble trench]

I have more trust in him scoring than half our wingers

[surreal snow]

at this point football is fair if we dont have their money

[inland moth]

if we by some magical bullshit win the UCL I will give tuchel that guack guack 3000 360 no scope

[spiral iron]

This board is kinda playing it too safe with money tbh

[surreal snow]

we can definetly spend big for a 6 and a striker

[spiral iron]

Yeah

[strong saddle]

Oh if we win the UCL, this game will be forgotten

[surreal snow]

break the bank just this once

[humble trench]

Osihmen to Bayern

Here we go

[spiral iron]

I mean the loan player cancelo for 70mil is a rip off but others are good

[surreal snow]

our team will be unstoppable if we get osimhen and bennacer this season

[long fox]

Tbh.. we've struggled with low blocks for quite a long time now

[strong saddle]

Osihmen and Kolo Muani

[surreal snow]

welcome to the Bundesliga

[inland moth]

fuck it I don't care

[spiral iron]

Osihmen? U guys sure ?

[inland moth]

get Jupp back

idc

how old

[long fox]

We've always struggled against low blocks.. except for the 2013 and 2020 Bayern super teams

[inland moth]

we need our lord and savior Jupp Heynckes

[surreal snow]

a league where clubs celebrate a point against a team

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1643372371129057289?t=vrYjmL_EyKwJsjropWTj9g&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sadio Mané asked when we'll see him in his Liverpool form again: "Very soon" [@georg_holzner]

Likes

106

Twitter · Apr 4, 2023, 9:58 PM

[strong saddle]

I feel like mane is still recovering

[spiral iron]

Eh mane wasn't a good deal tbh

[inland moth]

fr

wasn't worth 45 mil

[humble trench]

Mané's phone in the summer

[inland moth]

we've been scammed

again

[humble trench]

Wtf we didn't get him for 45M

[spiral iron]

I think only de ligt with his 70mil is the worth tbh

Like for big money Bo's

Boys

[inland moth]

it was like 35-45

I forgot

[spiral iron]

Deligt was a good ass deal for Bayern

[humble trench]

We got Mané for 32M

[spiral iron]

Ya, hes the highest paid though yeah?

[strong saddle]

I thought it was a little more than that

[humble trench]

Or idk

[spiral iron]

I saw it as 45mil tbh

[inland moth]

De ligt was our only really good transfer

[spiral iron]

Yeah

[inland moth]

I miss the team we played with against psg

[strong saddle]

De Ligts save in the psg game

[spiral iron]

These fucking tiktok Bayern fans really want Gavi 😶 hate that cunt

[strong saddle]

EW

[inland moth]

This seems like a completely different team then our UCL team

[strong saddle]

Why the hell would we want Gavi

[spiral iron]

🫦 man's Hella good

[inland moth]

I remember when our players cried when we lost important games

[spiral iron]

My tiktok is full of people guessing the next szn squad
And they put kane, Gavi, osihmen in every damn edit

[inland moth]

our players had actual connections with this club

[strong saddle]

Wow

[inland moth]

specially Robben

[strong saddle]

Right

[spiral iron]

Yeah

Robbery will be two players that will never be replaced

Same with neuer

[inland moth]

oishman coming would be a Brazo master class S

bro would cook so hard

[spiral iron]

Idk about him tbh, don't think he will come

All just hunt for the money shit prem

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1539568745361940480?t=LV-eLDGUpe3YVzUwmASGJg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Official, confirmed. Sadio Mané joins FC Bayern from Liverpool on a three year contract, deal completed. 🔴🤝 #FCBayern

€32m deal plus add-ons to total, potential package for €41m. 🇸🇳

“I only wanted to join Bayern, it’s the right club for me now”.

Likes

48527

Retweets

3584

Twitter · Jun 22, 2022, 11:19 AM

[inland moth]

we definitely need a striker

our the next season is fucked

[strong saddle]

A god send

[spiral iron]

Potential of 41 Ah yeah maybe that's what I was reaing

[inland moth]

We need something

fuck I'd even take Ronaldo if his salary wasn't high

[strong saddle]

Oh sure

[spiral iron]

The board is fucking baby's when it comes to money, like ffs spend some on a sticker like with de ligt

[inland moth]

bro would take up the jersey sells

[spiral iron]

We were considering that but the board said no officially in 2020

[inland moth]

we'd be able to add oishman

[spiral iron]

There was rumours

Ronaldo to Bayern

[inland moth]

with them jersey sells bruv

Kane won't join

[strong saddle]

Ronaldo has like 2 years left

[inland moth]

he wants that goal scorer record

[spiral iron]

Eh still relevant

[inland moth]

oishman and muani too expensive

[strong saddle]

Kane to Bayern would be kinda cool

[inland moth]

fuck man

Just play tel

[spiral iron]

Kane is ahh idk

[strong saddle]

I can't lie

[inland moth]

let him cook

[humble trench]

Tel probably getting loaned out

[long fox]

Isn't Tel injured?

[humble trench]

Yes

[inland moth]

haaland and Mbappé are years away from affordable

[humble trench]

Adductor issues

For 2 weeks out

[spiral iron]

Haaland, we tried to sign him, we were one of his fav clubs to join

But he chose man city

We were his 2nd option

3nd being RMA

[inland moth]

maybe

um

vlahovic?

[strong saddle]

Possibly

[spiral iron]

Yeah

[inland moth]

Idk fucking lakaka

[strong saddle]

Actually thats a good option

Lmao

[spiral iron]

Lukaku to Bayern?

[inland moth]

lakaka to bayern inshallah

[spiral iron]

Ok that's a joke

Choupo will be better lol

[inland moth]

Chelsea will give him for free

[spiral iron]

Lo

[strong saddle]

Hehe

[spiral iron]

Lol Chelsea players all over the world

They really did make an army tbh

Kinda smart to sign em to youth

[strong saddle]

Lol

[inland moth]

maybe

[strong saddle]

The Chelsea army

[inland moth]

enes Ünal

13 goals in La Liga

3rd place in goals scored

[spiral iron]

Idk, still not over the fact that we let perisic let go 😭

Games ?

[inland moth]

16 G/A

[strong saddle]

Yeah that was a dumb move

[spiral iron]

Perisic at spurs now yeah?

[inland moth]

?

[spiral iron]

I mean we ain't Bayern board anyways 😂

[inland moth]

this guy is having a good season

[spiral iron]

They delusional cunts won't spend anything over 50mil tbh

[strong saddle]

Where is Kolo at rn

Not like it matters

[inland moth]

buy Füllkrug inshallah

[spiral iron]

Frnkfurt

[spiral iron]

He's at Frankfurt 🫠

[inland moth]

we are so fucked

[strong saddle]

Oh fucking please

That man is a blessing

[inland moth]

please tuchel

win UCL

and we won't give a shit about anything else

[spiral iron]

You don't the board is just

[inland moth]

winning the UCL would make this season an instant sucxss5

[spiral iron]

With this squad its very much

Possible

[strong saddle]

Haven't won it since 2020

[spiral iron]

Oi we good

[strong saddle]

It'll be beautiful to win it

Again

[spiral iron]

Barca 💔

[strong saddle]

We beat Messi thank God, no hard feelings to him

[spiral iron]

Lol my childhood for some reason,

[strong saddle]

Fuck it, Messi to Bayern

[inland moth]

doesn't mean much tbh

[long fox]

Atp, I've accepted we ain't winnin the Pokal ever again lmao