bayern-munich

[humble trench]

City I understand

You want a stronger defense

But it's Leverkusen ffs

We are supposed to attack

Play a back 4 ffs

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1636378591725490181?t=Ex0J78MCMCk-unhqZIwQaw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Victor Osimhen 'would absolutely be willing to join Bayern'. However, chances are slim. The financial package is unaffordable for FCB this summer [@Plettigoal]

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Twitter · Mar 16, 2023, 2:47 PM

[proper wind]

if we do end up sacking nagelsmann

who would be best fit for us

zidane is without a club rn

[humble trench]

Don't sack Nagelsmann

[proper wind]

i dont see reason to sack him

but in case it happens

[humble trench]

Imagine Poch at Bayern

[proper wind]

idk about poch

[humble trench]

Got spurs to a final

In the UCL

[proper wind]

true

[humble trench]

And when he coached PSG it was PSG's fault for bottling 3 goals in 15 mins

[proper wind]

i guess

idk that much about him tbh

[humble trench]

We can always go german with Tuchel

[proper wind]

still trying to learn more about diff managers

forgot he was german

also an option

[humble trench]

But Bayern aren't the type of club to sack a manager after 1 bad season

We've been cooking so far

We can defintely win 1 trophy

And if we invest in attack this summer we will be a complete team

[inland moth]

if we draw or lose Dortmund it's game over

[humble trench]

I wouldn't say a draw is game over

[inland moth]

it is

[humble trench]

Dortmund can bottle like vs Schalke again and we win and we're on top

[inland moth]

they won't tho

[humble trench]

Anything is possible

[inland moth]

it's the players fault today

everyone should get a talk by Nagelsman

embarrassing attack today

[humble trench]

Attack was so bad

[vital jolt]

They played unusual formation today

3-1-4-2

[inland moth]

still

[vital jolt]

And they were playing Davies in attacking mid

[inland moth]

gnabry and sane shouldn't start against city or Dortmund

100%

[vital jolt]

Bayern is best with 4-2-3-1

[digital flax]

We couldn't control the midfield smh

[vital jolt]

I know

[long fox]

Not too bothered about this loss, it's just that it happened before an intl break

[vital jolt]

They should have played 4-2-3-1

[inland moth]

we played shit

[vital jolt]

And we’ve never used Blind

[digital flax]

Blind is too slow

[long fox]

Here's another reason why I didn't want Benfica in the UCL. We just suck against small teams lmao

[inland moth]

gnabry and sane

[digital flax]

Sane was fine cmon

He had some good plays today

[inland moth]

no

[digital flax]

Yes

he did well for our goal

[inland moth]

my ass

brother has been kinda shit

Hasan Salihamidžić upset after the game: "I've rarely seen something like that. We missed everything and were overrun by a team that had a game and won on Thursday. We were inferior in every aspect today"

[digital flax]

Bias

If we win everyone would say different thing

[inland moth]

yeah

but we don't

[digital flax]

Sané been better than previous games

[inland moth]

just want him to score

[frank jewel]

kimmich shouldn’t take our corners

there i said it

[humble trench]

Who should

[surreal snow]

Cancelo

anyone but kimmich

[vital jolt]

imagine cancelo was a mole in bayern

[surreal snow]

it could be anyone

[vital jolt]

kimmich is a good corner taker

[surreal snow]

doesnt have to be a player

[vital jolt]

im just saying as a joke

[humble trench]

i agree

i get it why people hate on gnabry

but sane isnt bad at all

[vital jolt]

gnabry is not too bad either

[inland moth]

no

he's been ass

whole season

[surreal snow]

they all need to be sold

these are the players that will cost us the title

gnabry went from world class to fat ass in 2 years

sane looks like he doesnt wanna play

Mane isnt even on the pitch

done nothing special

this dude almost assisted leverkusen btw

nobody and thats the point

theyre all ass

id sell all 3 and reinvest in a new attack

im Attacking sane, gnabry and mane

definetly not sane 😭

maybe i watched the last two games and realized our attack scored in neither of the two games bar a tap in by sane

10 is definetly an attacking role

still didnt play good lol

and it doesnt matter if others were worse

its been a collective disasterclass

where am i

i criticized mane sane and gnabry

you decided to reply on sanes one

you started this conversation not me

point is our attack is shit without choupo

and all 3 need to be sold

[tidal hornet]

Earlier this season, our attack looked kinda shit and Nagelsmann made them practice just fucking scoring for 45 mins or something, then they started scoring in real matches too. We need that again

[surreal snow]

no need for allat when we have choupo

[tidal hornet]

For this one match? Disasterclass all round

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1637533362226077698

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Nagelsmann: "Congratulations to Xabi and Leverkusen for their deserved win. We were the worse team for 80 minutes. We had 10 good minutes at the end. The way we played with and off the ball had nothing to do with what we did in the past weeks. We played a lot of long balls"

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Twitter · Mar 19, 2023, 7:15 PM

[surreal snow]

we lost possession multiple times due to the attack

definetly not the coachs fault

the players had no desire

[warped nexus]

ya

and we kept playing bad passes

and panicking under pressure

the other team played a nice box defencive midfeild that allowed them to create more 1 v 2 situations

creating more pressure

more panick

and some more horrible passes and long balls

[digital flax]

mid block

[warped nexus]

ya

ik

naggelsman was poor today

tbh im not sure anymore if we can handle city

[digital flax]

Some of our players were poor today we can't lay blame on Nagelsmann 24/7

our cbs were unnecessarily aggressive

don't know why

[warped nexus]

ik it isnt naggelsman by himself

[warped nexus]

pavard needs to stop collecting yellows like it is a hobby

[digital flax]

?

No

No he's not shit lmao

He does well in back 3 system

[surreal snow]

once Mazraoui is fully fit we should back a 4 back system again

we were cooking with him

[humble trench]

frimpong was so good

[dawn knot]

🔥

something else

[inland moth]

the whole team played bad today

we had 0 spirit

we are bad at converting chances

we need to buy a striker 100%

[humble trench]

I'm missing the 4 atb Bayern

[inland moth]

I miss Lewandowski

[humble trench]

His sale brought us De Ligt

[inland moth]

gotta sell gnabry or sane next year if they perform like this

Coman is better then both together this season

[humble trench]

Pls sell Gnabry

Maybe Sané as well if he remains like this

But our attack is so bad

[inland moth]

Choupo-Moting carry

need a new striker or we won't win Jack shit next season

[humble trench]

Maybe we should switch back to 4 atb

We were cooking then

We need attacking football anyways

[inland moth]

In both our treble seasons, we lost to Bayer Leverkusen in the Bundesliga before going on to win it all

[thorny spoke]

How did we lose?

Did we miss choupo?

[humble trench]

Bayern winning league

[humble trench]

still want this to come true

[glass otter]

We suck

[strong saddle]

What the hell happened with us

[long fox]

Played shit, lost a game lel

[vital jolt]

cuz 2 weird fouls in the box

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1637789418344857606?t=KZZERZ0OKTyAVs99AkP7Zw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Jamal Musiala is a doubt for the game against Dortmund. According to the results of the first MRI scan, he will be back to fitness for the Manchester City first leg at the latest [@kerry_hau]

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2023, 12:13 PM

Pls Nagelsmann

[long fox]

Phew... He's back for City

[inland moth]

he's a terrorist

[humble trench]

3 subs at HT with 1-0 up

[long fox]

Hopefully at least Choupo's back for DVD

[strong saddle]

I see

Two pens eh

[inland moth]

sane and gnabry shouldn't start

[inland moth]

Lucas Hernández made the next step in his rehab today. An intense 40-minute session with football boots on for the first time - endurance runs, sprints, changes of direction. The recovery is going well and Hernández's goal is to play again towards the end of this season

[tidal hornet]

If Tottenham want £100m from United for Kane, Bayern should be able to afford him with their €100m

[inland moth]

let's not

[queen kelp]

Kane wouldn't join Bayern anyways

He wants to shatter Shearer's record more than win

[proper wind]

he deserves a better club

imo at least

[jovial spear]

Kane at Munich

Biggest club I can see him go to is city

[jovial spear]

Bayern needs a striker?

[inland moth]

yeah

[dawn knot]

too little red for the home kit

but would be good as away kit

[jovial spear]

Looks like the German kit

[daring geode]

nah this is us preparing for dortmund

[proper wind]

💀

[jovial spear]

Yabba dabba dooo

[daring geode]

why can I picture muller dancing to this while we finish dortmund

[inland moth]

because he will

[daring geode]

[tepid hawk]

Yeah highly doubt he’s going to City… what’s he going to do there with Haaland? Bench?

Real note though
In the case Kane leaves spurs next summer he’ll most likely go to Bayern,

[vital jolt]

nah he will go to dortmund

he said he was gonna leave spurs last summer, he did not

[humble trench]

Shit is musiala injured lads?

Will he miss the city game?

[long fox]

Nah, he'll most likely be back for City

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1637917781390766081

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Joseph Mohan (Benjamin Pavard's agent): "A lot has changed since Nagelsmann moved him from right-back to his original position at centre-back. In his position, he has rediscovered serenity and is happy" [@TuttoMercatoWeb]

Twitter · Mar 20, 2023, 8:43 PM

[surreal snow]

stop acting like we're relegating because of one loss

[humble trench]

Probability of a summer departure

The ones above 60% are most likely leaving

[humble trench]

How is blind 80

[humble trench]

Good thank god

[long fox]

Even if he's fit for Dortmund, I wouldn't risk him. We can do em without him lel

[humble trench]

Old

Plus Buchmann can replace him

[inland moth]

how is sane and gnabry on there

gnabry is shit rn yeah

but he got a new contract

[wise light]

How is Stani on there. Keep him at all costs!

[proper wind]

man utd or bayern

[glass otter]

Emergency transfer

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1637873125143486467

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

If one of Leroy Sané or Serge Gnabry has to leave, the clear tendency is towards Gnabry. The latter, subject to a lot of criticism recently, would not be against moving on, though nothing is decided at the moment [@Plettigoal, @SkySportNews]

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2023, 5:45 PM

[humble trench]

Doesn't mean he can't be sold

Earning 20M a year with mediocre performances

[humble trench]

he would bring us some money

Thing is who'll buy him?

I say he's way better than Martinelli

So Arsenal can buy him and sell Martinelli somewhere else

[humble trench]

Sell him to some English club and or Italian giant for a bunch of money

Hell look like a superstar compared to some of there players istg lmao

[reef prairie]

bring my Gnabry backkkk 😭

[humble trench]

napoli

make a switch deal with osimhen :p

With Kvara

[humble trench]

why need another winger?

[vital jolt]

to score

[glass otter]

Ffs

We were so robbed against Leverkusen

Both dives overturned

[humble trench]

How were they dives?

Clear pens

[humble trench]

We have Mané Sané Gnabry and Coman as wingers and out of all of them only Coman is performing rn

Sané is getting there again

[daring geode]

Mane?

[humble trench]

Hasn't looked that great

Even before injury

But I won't judge him that much considering it's his 1st year

[vital jolt]

True

The 2nd one was a dive

[vital jolt]

He needs time to adjust to get comfortable

But did you see his bicycle kick assist to Pavard

[thorny spoke]

We need a brazilian may be south american in attacking

[humble trench]

I know, but some fans are quick to judge players after only 2 months

Like Mudryk

Yes his stats aren't great in the prem currently but judge him after at least half a season

[proper wind]

they judge players like mydryk and antony cause they cost 100mil

[near vale]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1638209130639814656?t=x-_cb2dzlFhzwi8KnAQW4w&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Borussia Dortmund do not believe the news that Jamal Musiala could miss the game on April 1st. BVB feel a bluff coming from Bayern, just like the Mbappé scenario last month. BVB want to prepare for the game as if Bayern would line up with all their top players [@BILD]

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Twitter · Mar 21, 2023, 4:01 PM

you ain't fooling us pals

[proper wind]

switch 26 year old gnabry who isnt performing for arguably the best young striker in the world after haaland and maybe mbappe

napoli woukd definitely accept that

[proper wind]

i dont think nagelsmann is that type of person tbh we arent a small club like pissG we dont need mind games

[near vale]

Eh ideally he'd be back

[humble trench]

uhhm guys

haaland injured.

[hot geyser]

“you can’t fool me im familiar with your game”

https://twitter.com/city_xtra/status/1638177841744584708?s=46

City Xtra (@City_Xtra)

Erling Haaland’s exit from the Norway national team has been described as “precautionary”, with #ManCity sources deeming his injury as “not serious”.

[via @hirstclass]

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Twitter · Mar 21, 2023, 1:56 PM

[humble trench]

messi is linked to bayern btw

because messi liked bayerns post when kimmich scored the 1-0 last weekend

[inland moth]

eh

if it's a groin injury he's out

[humble trench]

He'd choose money over winning ucl at this point

I mean he's won it all

[vital jolt]

true

[strong saddle]

I really don't want Messi coming to Bayern

[vital jolt]

why

it would be funny

[strong saddle]

Perhaps

I just don't want this chat overrun by Messi fans

[tidal hornet]

I feel like Bayern would reject Messi anyway, like they did Ronaldo

[vital jolt]

yeah they dont need old players tbh

[vital jolt]

i'm not even messi fan nor ronaldo

[strong saddle]

Same, I'm not partaking in that madness

[vital jolt]

who are you fan of?

[strong saddle]

I don't really have a favorite player or a "my goat" thing. I roll with the whole team

[vital jolt]

i am fan of kroos lol, i got 4 jerseys of him lol

[humble trench]

imagine messi + musiala

🥵

🥶

[humble trench]

i do, defo robben

[vital jolt]

Bruh de Paul wants Messi to be in aletico

[proper wind]

de paul wants messi in his bed

man is stuck to him

[vital jolt]

Lmao

[tired prism]

We're bigger than messi and ronaldo combined

[tired prism]

He's gay

[digital flax]

Messi in Bayern

He's still good but don't think he’ll adapt to Nagelsmann's football

and we actually need someone who presses

[inland moth]

lmao

[strong saddle]

Lol

[humble trench]

u got a ticket?

sheeesh

i cant get them because i need a creditcard :(

[inland moth]

mine was 25€

[inland moth]

get one

I just have 1 to get money from the bank

[humble trench]

wut

how does that work?

[inland moth]

I have 1 card I can pay with it too

but I mostly pay normal

[humble trench]

yeah but i cba to pay like 10 euro a month for 2 years straight to only try to get bayern tickets

[minor sun]

very nice

[graceful silo]

@near vale https://twitter.com/ewan10i/status/1638601747546382342?s=20

eŵân (@ewan10i)

@vinrmfc Dortmund fans are so much better man they actually acknowledge that no one cares so they just mind their own business

Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 6:01 PM

[near vale]

Not really

We're just used to failures

[brave sparrow]

Someone tell me

how tf has choupo moting made it this far

21 g/a in 26 games wtf

not bad for a stoke city flop

[thorny spoke]

Better than ur becca

[digital flax]

Deniz the worst account on FT

All his opinions are stupid

[humble trench]

He's also a Madrid fan

[humble trench]

Matthijs de Ligt got a virus at the Netherlands training camp and had to withdraw

FUCK

WE ARE FUCKED

[thorny spoke]

Wait wtf?

[inland moth]

Matthijs de Ligt is one of 5 players who left the Dutch national team squad this morning due to a virus infection. Ryan Gravenberch has been called up as one of the replacements

[thorny spoke]

Wt virus?

Any info?

[inland moth]

probably nothing serious

[humble trench]

not corona

thats for sure

[thorny spoke]

Oh then all good

[humble trench]

u sure????

i hope so

[tired prism]

Better not be

Otherwise we're fucked

[humble trench]

A virus is like a flu

Doesn't last for more than a week

[proper wind]

i mean

idk if i should be happy or not

hasnt really been the best even at inter

[long fox]

Naaaahhh, not Lakaka lmao

[glass otter]

For a club like us i think he will be alright

[humble trench]

look what i got

[glass otter]

OMG ribery

[humble trench]

....

[glass otter]

Im joking

[humble trench]

Riberyyyy

Nice

[thorny spoke]

Wow

Is that match worn?

[cursive gulch]

Don’t think too much just after beating psg

V will be back

[digital flax]

He's not fit for Bayern

[proper wind]

he's not fit in the first place he's always getting injured 😭

[inland moth]

Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting is still struggling with a back problem & is a doubt for the game against BVB. The striker is not able to train at the moment. Choupo-Moting's back pain has been occurring intermittently for several weeks and is also straining his leg muscles [

[reef prairie]

bvb ain't a problem

we can beat them without many players

but city..

[thorny spoke]

Who tf is V?

[inland moth]

he'll probably be back til that

Also Tel starting v Dortmund pls

[humble trench]

Guys i got an update on de ligt

he just ate something wrong.

💀

[inland moth]

yeah

[long fox]

Lol

So he'll be fine?

[humble trench]

food poisoning

[inland moth]

the chicken curry was shit as it seems

[humble trench]

yup

[long fox]

Great

[humble trench]

chefs got fired for sure

[inland moth]

dutch people and their food

[humble trench]

nothing against our food brah 😜

[long fox]

Now if only Choupo can come back too before the intl break ends

[humble trench]

but theres a positive point about this

Gravenberch got called up

[reef prairie]

😍

[humble trench]

NO GOD NO PLEASE NO

NO PLEASE GOD NO

[proper wind]

i swear if we spend anything remotely over 20 mil for lukaku

idc if his market value is 75

[proper wind]

I see two goats

[vital jolt]

me too

i just ordered goretzka jersey

[proper wind]

W

mane/de ligt/davies where

[vital jolt]

i dont have their jerseys

i have Reus jersey too

4 kroos jerseys, 1 modric, 1 2010 arsenal

[strong saddle]

WHAT

[vital jolt]

bruh imagine lakaka in our squad, 0 pace striker

[strong saddle]

I don't wanna imagine such atrocities

[vital jolt]

lmao

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/anfieldwatch/status/1638950678797377538?s=46&t=zlX74W1Vek2EWZaJU54PIA

Anfield Watch (@AnfieldWatch)

🚨 NEW: There is a strong belief that a chicken curry served on Wednesday night is the reason for the viral outbreak in the Netherlands camp, which has sent five players, including Cody Gakpo, home ill. #lfc [mike verweij - de telegraaf]

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Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 5:07 PM

De Ligt was one of the players sent home

[strong saddle]

Ye

[humble trench]

Btw cancelo just scored for portugal

[versed panther]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1638997001118404615?s=46&t=t_cWjbNZQ_S98aYkc6JzGg

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: FC Bayern are seriously considering to sack Julian Nagelsmann. Decision being discussed internally, the club could fire him soon. #FCBayern

🚨 Understand Thomas Tuchel leading candidate to potentially take FC Bayern job.

More to follow.

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Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 8:11 PM

[atomic comet]

you beat me to it

[cunning crater]

Tuchel to Bayern 🤩🤩

[humble trench]

why tuchel tho?

[inland moth]

cause he's a good manager

[humble trench]

Wtf

Why sack Nagelsmann

whats the relationship between tuchel and lukaku btw?

any info on that?

Why not get Zidane? he wants to coach bayern i think

I thought it was Imiasammia account

[inland moth]

if we lose the league

he's out

[humble trench]

We spent money on him and sack him after 2 years?

I hope this is fake news

Nagelsmann is a great young coach

Not his fault players aren't motivated to play like in Leverkusen game

[inland moth]

we got the money tho

specially this season

we don't need Any high transfers

[inland moth]

bro

he played a 4-1-3-2

[vocal magnet]

Thoughts on tuchel guys?

Absolutely written in the stars. Pep vs tuchel, potter vs tuchel in the semis

[humble trench]

We aren't sacking Nagelsmann yet, or now

At the end of the season

If it happens

[sterile bison]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1638997001118404615?s=46&t=Vaejqnpye3G0180Bzft7WA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: FC Bayern are seriously considering to sack Julian Nagelsmann. Decision being discussed internally, the club could fire him soon. #FCBayern

🚨 Understand Thomas Tuchel leading candidate to potentially take FC Bayern job.

More to follow.

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wtf???

[humble trench]

I WANT ZIZOU

[spark lake]

what the fuck

[inland moth]

get tuchel

inshallah

[surreal snow]

fuck off

why the fuck would you sack nagelsmann now

[inland moth]

he can't get thru the players

[atomic comet]

Thomas Tuchel being hired to beat both Man City and his former team Borussia Dortmund in this critical moment is peak Bayern

[surreal snow]

Thomas tuchel bottling every possible trophy in this season and nagelsmann winning 4 ucls with real madrid is peak bayern

[proper wind]

why are we sacking him

and why now of all times

[humble trench]

thats the main question

[proper wind]

at least wait till after dortmund or city

[humble trench]

why not earlier

[proper wind]

he's doing great in the ucl but not so much in the league

are u for or against sacking him

[inland moth]

that's probably happening

[proper wind]

ye

[humble trench]

im not sure tbh.

[proper wind]

same

[inland moth]

if we lose both he's out

[humble trench]

then its too late

[proper wind]

losing to either would be enough to get him sacked

if he survives he's still on thin ice

[inland moth]

losing Bundesliga bruh

he outta here

[humble trench]

but why get tuchel as replacement

[proper wind]

yeah

he's good

german

idk why not zizou tho

[humble trench]

why does no1 wants to see zidane

[proper wind]

I'd love to see him coach bayern

[proper wind]

i do

[humble trench]

he wants the job

[proper wind]

fr?

[humble trench]

YE

pretty sure he does

[proper wind]

where did u see that

[long fox]

We fo real sackin Nagelsmann?

[proper wind]

ah

[atomic comet]

Would this work though?

[glass otter]

ass source

[proper wind]

I'd love to see him come to us he's a top coach but idk if it would work

then again theres only one way to find out

[atomic comet]

I mean true

[humble trench]

why not? hes a brilliant coach

[atomic comet]

I know but like, would his ideas work in the Bundesliga?

[humble trench]

i think it would

[inland moth]

he's French

[humble trench]

he knows ball

so?

[inland moth]

can't have a French leader for Germany nr 1

gotta keep it up

[humble trench]

?

[inland moth]

Also he should coach France

[humble trench]

didnt he dominate the CL?

with real

[minor sun]

fyi this sacking would be the worst sporting decision in the history of the sport 👍

[humble trench]

why

Spending 30M on a coach just to sack him 2 years later

Enough said

[humble trench]

PARDON?

HUH

[inland moth]

levels tho

[humble trench]

WHY

MY GUY HAS LITERALLY DONE NOTHING SACKABLE

[inland moth]

might lose us the Bundesliga

[humble trench]

25M*

Still a record fee for a manager

[inland moth]

Villarreal flashbacks

[humble trench]

We don't talk about that

That never happened

Never will

[inland moth]

5-0 Gladbach where he wasn't present

[tidal hornet]

On the other hand, this UCL run is looking alright

[long fox]

Nothing is lost yet lol

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1639009317604007941?t=Y1F_fDZyx-BeOgyEqKZTgg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

BREAKING: Julian Nagelsmann has been sacked with immediate effect [@BILD]

Likes

239

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 9:00 PM

WTF

????

wat

PARDON

WHAT IS GOING ON

IS IT APRIL FOOLS?

Bro...

Oh nice green role

@humble trench AM I DREAMING MATE

[humble trench]

Sadly you're not

@long fox wtf is going on

What in god's name

Is going on

WHAT HAS HE EVEN DONE WRONG

HE LOST TWICE

TWICE

THATS NOT SACKABLE

[tidal hornet]

Do we trust Bild?

[inland moth]

LET'S GOOOOOO

[humble trench]

HE BEAT PAYSG TWICE

WAT

This is the worst decision ever

IM NOT SAYING HE IS THE BEST MANAGER EVER BUT EVEN POTTER ISN'T SACKED YET 💀💀💀

[inland moth]

tuchel ball

[vocal magnet]

Don’t worry, you have one of the best managers in Europe

[humble trench]

Tuchel?

[vocal magnet]

Yes

[humble trench]

May god help us with the back 3

[vocal magnet]

Trust me, from a Chelsea fan

[humble trench]

Well if he can take you guys to a ucl

He's gotta be decent

[vocal magnet]

He got 3rd place with Marcos alonso and azpi as wing backs which are the most pivotal positions in his system

[humble trench]

oh no

[inland moth]

TUCHEL BALL Sixtupel coming

[vocal magnet]

I hope we meet you in the UCL semi finals, tuchel deserves this job

[inland moth]

tuchel ball

[humble trench]

I think I'm gonna get off twitter and this channel until tomorrow for more details

ok

bye

Until I hear from Bayern and not BILD I'm not having it

[humble trench]

Cya

[digital flax]

Tf

What did Julian do?

Tf

Tf

[versed panther]

Romano confirming the BILD news

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1639011192306794497?s=46&t=t_cWjbNZQ_S98aYkc6JzGg

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Exclusive news confirmed: Julian Nagelsmann is set to be sacked with an immediate effect as FC Bayern coach. #FCBayern

News revealed earlier tonight now being confirmed by club sources too.

Likes

474

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 9:08 PM

[eternal sequoia]

Confirmed by fabrizo

[inland moth]

insulted Hoeneß

watch

[eternal sequoia]

Dammn but y so fast and in a critical time in the season?

[inland moth]

this club doesn't give 2nd chances often

[zealous mauve]

we are dumb omg

[humble trench]

Nagelsmann to Madrid here we go confirmed

[zealous mauve]

i dont want Tuchel

[humble trench]

Ancelotti to manage Brazil here we go

[earnest sedge]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1639012112595922945?s=46&t=hWKPjHoh5j1UK0ZK8_kclw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Exclusive news confirmed: Thomas Tuchel becomes new FC Bayern head coach, full agreement in place. He has already accepted the job. #FCBayern

Contract agreed, documents are being prepared tonight.

Likes

2378

Retweets

348

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 9:11 PM

[inland moth]

probably called him fat

[zealous mauve]

L

[humble trench]

My opinion huge L

[earnest sedge]

So quick though

[inland moth]

W

[eternal sequoia]

Yeah but so quick

[humble trench]

Not touchel

[humble trench]

My understanding is he's fairly good

[eternal sequoia]

But tuchel is good though

[earnest sedge]

Any reason?

[humble trench]

But sacking nagglsmen

[humble trench]

It's not exactly recommend to sack a manager mid season I mean who tf are we arsenal? Chelsea?

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1639012502720634881?t=SMHejyRWmN_5k7uMDhi6zw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

🚨 Thomas Tuchel is the new FC Bayern head coach, full agreement reached. Contract agreed, documents are being prepared tonight [@FabrizioRomano]

Likes

382

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 9:13 PM

Wow already

[eternal sequoia]

But i mean this guy doesn’t even have big experience or any experience in managing big club

So club fault from the start for appointing him at the first place

[earnest sedge]

I agree but wasn’t he performing well ?

[humble trench]

Fair enough ok I get that but istg he didn't do anything to get sacked

[humble trench]

Who nagglsmen?

[verbal hawk]

What all this happened so quick

[earnest sedge]

Yeah

[humble trench]

Decent for Bayern standards not good decent

[eternal sequoia]

Maybe cuz for bad results lately and for last season bad results also i guess

[jovial spear]

WOAH

WHAT'S UP BAYERN

[verbal hawk]

YEAH

WTF

[humble trench]

Tuchel Vs Pep, Tuchel Vs Dortmund, Tuchel Vs Chelsea

[verbal hawk]

THIS ALL HAPPENED SO QUICK

WTF

[humble trench]

We sacked and got a new manager in less than a half hour 😂😂😂

Bayern Munich efficiency

[glass otter]

Wtf

[inland moth]

Real

tuchel finna train the squad tomorrow like nothing happened

[brave sparrow]

what the fuck tho why

[hoary token]

Can anyone explain what the fuck happened?

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1639013974560882689?cxt=HHwWgoDS-dSh-b4tAAAA

Troll Football (@TrollFootball)

Bayern Munich every 1 and a half years

Likes

161

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 9:19 PM

[glass otter]

Proll pootball

[humble trench]

My friend has a theory that Nagelsmann got sacked cause his tactics got leaked

Could be possible

[digital flax]

I dont understand anything

What did Julian do?

[reef prairie]

i'm confused man

what the fuck

[glass otter]

Bayern is the goofiest club ever

[digital flax]

His results are not catastrophic

[glass otter]

Im a Dortmund fan now

[digital flax]

Tf

[glass otter]

Jk

[humble trench]

something behind the screens

[reef prairie]

i think the problem wasnt about the results

[humble trench]

players werent happy with him

[digital flax]

he must have done something really bad

[humble trench]

reported

[inland moth]

could Def be a factor

[glass otter]

Maybe cuz tactics leaked

[glass otter]

Noooo

[glass otter]

Probably why we lost to Leverkusen

[digital flax]

Not the first coach

[long fox]

Is Tuchel already our manager?

[brave sparrow]

Yea I don’t understand, nagelsmann was a long term investment

[reef prairie]

i mean he was doing good in ucl and not so bad in bundesliga

[brave sparrow]

Yep

[inland moth]

our bosses when the Manager losses 4 Bundesliga games

[humble trench]

hopefully hes good, otherwise we need to get jupp heyckens back out retirement again (4th time or something)

[reef prairie]

aged well ngl

[humble trench]

[inland moth]

lmao

[humble trench]

Bro

maybe we will see more cancelo and gravenberch ball

👀

[inland moth]

we might sign Cancelo now

😳

[humble trench]

WAIT

Fuck

doesn't Tuchel like Lukaku?

....

[inland moth]

OH GOD

GOOD HEAVENS

[humble trench]

NOOOO

OH NO

THIS IS NOT GOOD

[humble trench]

FIRE HIM RIGHT NOW

[inland moth]

GET ZIDANE

FFS

[humble trench]

RIGHT NOW

[inland moth]

NOOOOOOO

[reef prairie]

imagine if a player leaked his tactics ☠️

[humble trench]

😏

[inland moth]

NOT LAKAKA

[inland moth]

gravenberch for not getting play time

🗿

[reef prairie]

[humble trench]

deserved leak then.

gravenberch balls and we are wasting his talent

like tf?

[long fox]

I mean, look at what Tuchel did with Chelsea when he got appointed

[inland moth]

tuchel not starting gnabry or sane (he knows what he's doing)

[humble trench]

didn't he get fired this season because he was 7th in the league after spending 300m?

or am i wrong here?

[inland moth]

not his fault tbh

[humble trench]

idk

i dont watch Chelsea at all

not that insane

[inland moth]

Chelsea was spending money randomly

[long fox]

We all happy about this?

[humble trench]

no

[inland moth]

yes

[humble trench]

BRO WE GETTING LUKAKU

FFS

[brave sparrow]

Lakaka to Bayern

LOLLL

[hoary token]

No

NO

NOO

[inland moth]

Nah we made Choupo-Moting Cook calm down

[tidal hornet]

I think Tuchel was sacked in Sept/Oct or something? Then Chelsea went and spent £200m in Winter

[inland moth]

We can make lakaka cook too

[humble trench]

No we cant

its Lukaku

[inland moth]

nah

[hoary token]

Is this serious?

[inland moth]

look what we did with Choupo-Moting

[atomic comet]

You kept Niko Kovac for one whole season which was a relatively tight title race and yet you can't do the same damn thing with Nagelsmann

[inland moth]

we managed to make a bench warmer into a scoring machine

[hoary token]

Wtf

Just buy kane

[humble trench]

probs happened something behind screens, player didn't like him at all

[inland moth]

he can't even speak English normally

the fuck we gonna do

[humble trench]

no thanks

[glass otter]

Vio

[inland moth]

sign language?

[hoary token]

Kane would fit

[humble trench]

not gonna pay 100m for a 30y/o that cant speak

[glass otter]

Buy świderski

[hoary token]

Bro he is out of contract

[humble trench]

buy osimhen or use matys tel

[inland moth]

buy San Marino squad

🗿

[hoary token]

Buy black haaland

[humble trench]

thats 20€

?

[reef prairie]

fullkrug

[glass otter]

He hates him

[inland moth]

We will good

[humble trench]

W

[brave sparrow]

Ok honestly if Bayern can make CHOUPO MOTING good then I don’t see why not with lakaka

[humble trench]

@inland moth

[inland moth]

cool*

[humble trench]

WWWW

[inland moth]

W

[humble trench]

Lakaka.....

[inland moth]

no lakaka

[glass otter]

Out

[reef prairie]

btw

havertz in ?

cuz tuchel

[glass otter]

No

[brave sparrow]

Sign me

I’ll cook

I promise

[glass otter]

No u barka fan

[jovial spear]

Why is he sacked

[glass otter]

Forgor 💀

[humble trench]

they didnt even call me

[glass otter]

U would get them sacked

[humble trench]

exactly

i know ball

would get a life contract

[glass otter]

No

[humble trench]

?

[inland moth]

sign me

[humble trench]

thats what i said!

[humble trench]

we would be a good duo i think

[verbal hawk]

What do you mean Chopu is so good

[inland moth]

proud 8 years in 2nd Bundesliga youth

[humble trench]

uhmmmm i play fifa

with Bayern kit

fair point right?

[brave sparrow]

I play 0-0-10 formation

Guaranteed hax

[inland moth]

True

Nagelsman played a 4-1-3-2

that was enough

[humble trench]

3-4-2-1 also

[inland moth]

fr

[humble trench]

cant wait to see an even stronger Bayern

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1639020574864187394?s=46&t=1amtS2kwseArFLXQYpuhXA

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Julian Nagelsmann and the players knew nothing about the decision until tonight. Official announcement expected tomorrow [@kerry_hau]

Likes

152

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 9:45 PM

[tidal hornet]

Not even the players

[humble trench]

LOL

WRF

[long fox]

Wow

I'm stunned

[brave sparrow]

Me in fifa after trading my 89 rated 25 year old striker +5m for another 89 rated 23 year old striker

[atomic comet]

HAHAHA this is a mood

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/J__Nagelsmann/status/1633603629285363712?s=20

Julian Nagelsmann (@J__Nagelsmann)

Mia san mia @FCBayern

Likes

29358

Retweets

1522

Twitter · Mar 8, 2023, 11:00 PM

Justice for Julian

[humble trench]

Tuchel is becoming the manager of Bayern

[onyx vapor]

nagelsmann fired

confirmed

[humble trench]

This is good for Bayern but bad for Chelsea

[digital flax]

Where?

[onyx vapor]

fabrizio romano and several other sources

[humble trench]

Kahn isn't cooking nothing

[digital flax]

Ah confirmed supposed to be officially

[humble trench]

@humble trench how do you have ecuador role lol

[humble trench]

Cause I am Ecuadorian

[onyx vapor]

then wait for a few hours

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1639023537984872448

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Julian Nagelsmann was totally surprised by Bayern's decision. The coach was skiing in Austria on his days off. The bosses came to the conclusion that Nagelsmann was mainly to blame for dropping 10 points this year and being overtaken by Borussia Dortmund [@cfbayern, @altobelli13]

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 9:57 PM

[atomic comet]

That's it, Clearly no skiing at FC Bayern

[zealous mauve]

big L

[onyx vapor]

i think bayern board are overreacting

[zealous mauve]

man we played perfectly in ucl

wtf

[humble trench]

Thanks for elaborating

[onyx vapor]

i guess tuchel works

he was chelsea's manager against city 2 years ago

played city multiple times

[zealous mauve]

you dont change something that isnt broken

idc we lost some games in bundesliga

we are still winning the title

and even if we wouldnt, i would rather win the ucl

[humble trench]

Maybe internal issues

So who can we expect in the summer to join

Gvardiol for 100M maybe

[vocal magnet]

Treat him well, he’s a fantastic coach

I think Bayern will win the UCL now

[zealous mauve]

hopefully not

we already have a good defence

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1639023537984872448?t=2inkg2bhESkWXlBYM07QxQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Julian Nagelsmann was totally surprised by Bayern's decision. The coach was skiing in Austria on his days off. The bosses came to the conclusion that Nagelsmann was mainly to blame for dropping 10 points this year and being overtaken by Borussia Dortmund [@cfbayern, @altobelli13]

Likes

1299

Retweets

110

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 9:57 PM

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1639023546298163200?t=2inkg2bhESkWXlBYM07QxQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

The club's bosses saw that the treble was in danger and decided to act before the upcoming big games (BVB, City) [@cfbayern, @altobelli13]

Likes

441

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 9:57 PM

[zealous mauve]

we just beat psg 3:0 ....

[wet blade]

Didnt expect this at all

[inland moth]

he's fucking rich now he's not sad

[wet blade]

and went and lost to leverkusen

[zealous mauve]

irrelevant

[wet blade]

very relevant

[inland moth]

sacking him means paying his salary for the whole contract

he cashed in big

[tidal hornet]

Genuinely so scared of losing the Bundesliga in the next match against Dortmund that they completely abandon the long-term project they were backing

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1639025571609948163

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel will lead his first training session as Bayern coach on Monday to start the preparation for the game against his former side Borussia Dortmund [@BILD]

Likes

266

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 10:05 PM

[inland moth]

it's Dortmund

[wet blade]

ohhh lads we are finished

[inland moth]

we can beat Dortmund with koeman as Manager

[wet blade]

we sack our coaches bi weekly

[old zinc]

Can someone explain

The logic

[inland moth]

we are a very strict club

[humble trench]

Genuinely won't be mad if we lose the league or UCL

[old zinc]

First off all why sack nagelsmann 💀

[humble trench]

We have it coming

[inland moth]

losing to Villarreal last year

[old zinc]

Second how tf do you work that fast

[inland moth]

5-0 against Gladbach

[old zinc]

How do you work that fact

[inland moth]

and the players weren't happy with him

[inland moth]

we are Germans

[old zinc]

It usually takes clubs a week to replace managers and yall did it on the same DAY

[inland moth]

we work fast

[tidal hornet]

Which players?

[inland moth]

and good

[old zinc]

I love German football but that is wild asf 💀

[inland moth]

most of them

gravenberch probably 1st

ong

[unique hill]

Efficiency is key i guess

[old zinc]

Bro how 💀

Genuinely baffled

Yall need to send a PowerPoint on how you did it

[wet blade]

its likr

i felt something would happen

but i didnt expect him to get sacked

[humble trench]

Gonna be the 1st to be #TuchelOut if we lose to Dortmund

[tidal hornet]

Scenes when Tuchel makes Bayern lose it all

[humble trench]

Gonna laugh and cry

[long fox]

Nagelsmann really got sacked before Galtier, just let that sink in lmao

[humble trench]

He got sacked before Potter

[long fox]

Yea

Madness

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia_en/status/1639028971021950976

Bayern & Die Mannschaft (@iMiaSanMia_en)

Julian Nagelsmann just yesterday was enjoying his time off with his girlfriend in Zillertal, Austria [📸 @SPORT1]

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 10:18 PM

[long fox]

Kovac's terrorism also lasted longer than Nagelsmann

[digital flax]

[atomic comet]

so basically, if you Ski, you are banned from Bayern

[inland moth]

yes

after the neuer thing

we are better scared

[shell trench]

Take care of tuchel

[digital flax]

I swear if we lose league, pokal and ucl then #EntireBoardOut

[wet blade]

Inshallah we wont sack him first 4 months 🙏

[wet blade]

unlikely to leave the season with no trophies

possible though

[atomic comet]

not Tuchel though the entire upstairs board

[old zinc]

Crazy thing

Tuchel used to manage dortmund

And now his first game

Is a klassiker against dortmund coaching their rivals 😭

[vital jolt]

bruh do you guys think Tuchel can defeat city in CL?

[humble trench]

Koeman is good wth

[long fox]

Tuchel kinda has Pep's number

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/Complaxes/status/1639018853865861120?t=wmRHmqEXS2m_hEHARYBfuw&s=19

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1639029444626071553?t=9fhgOzUXBUNqZjZHTNe93A&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Pini Zahavi was 'significantly involved' in the negotiations between FC Bayern and Thomas Tuchel [@_kochmaximilian]

Likes

614

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 10:20 PM

Clown

[unique hill]

If he has time to prepare yes

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1639034540864987136?t=aY0uEJVESKSJW3BvCCCJxw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

João Cancelo reacts to the news after Portugal's game tonight: "I've only found out now, I know I won't find Nagelsmann when I return to Munich. I'd like to thank him. As for Tuchel, he made me lose a Champions League final, so I hope he will win it for me this year" [@SkySport]

Likes

159

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 10:41 PM

[terse basin]

damn

[solemn lotus]

Bro why is Nagelsmann out

[solar burrow]

Feels bad for Pep

[frozen kestrel]

yeah, why tf did they fire nagelsmann so early?

[vital jolt]

because he sucked

[vital jolt]

he does

[vital jolt]

why

[unique hill]

Idk its middle of the season

[solar burrow]

Cancelo may come back from loan with a UCL trophy

[unique hill]

He can let pep have a feel

[vital jolt]

he's german so the chemistry will be great

[vital jolt]

high chance yes

or tuchel is gonna keep him in bayern

[unique hill]

Ye but the player are surprised tho

[humble trench]

Tuchel buying Cancelo and Gvardiol for 170M

There goes all our transfer money

[inland moth]

tf we gonna buy

we'd only need a striker

and we would be peak

[humble trench]

Who knows what Tuchels plan is

[inland moth]

UCL win

[humble trench]

My question is why even buy Nagelsmann for 20M (without friendlies bonus) if you're gonna sack him

[inland moth]

cause we fucking can

🗿

[humble trench]

He would've literally cooked next season if we got a proper striker this summer

Don't think Flick would've been as good either if he didn't have Lewandowski

[inland moth]

tuchel will cook

[vocal magnet]

What’s nagelsmann’s preferred formation?

[inland moth]

he doesn't have one

[humble trench]

He's been playing 3-4-2-1 alot recently

[inland moth]

brother played 4-1-3-2

[digital flax]

I hope we don't regret this

[long fox]

He switches formations every game

lol

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/A7imd/status/1639014899740291073?t=tpfMMO4tLidgiD8GROm2BA&s=19

أحمد (@A7imd)

@brfootball @FabrizioRomano Pep seeing he has to play Tuchel again in the CL

Likes

252

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 9:22 PM

😭

Tuchel seeing de Ligt at the training ground be like

[inland moth]

lmao

Tuchel seeing pep

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/CinematicBayern/status/1639033101988028417?t=dmmnZh653zBCMD54a_n9Sw&s=19

Cinematic Bayern Pictures (@CinematicBayern)

FC Bayern sacked Julian Nagelsmann without his knowledge while he was on vacation.

They sacked a coach who supported Bayern since he was a child, behind his back.

This is not my Bayern. This is not what Mia San Mia means.

It has totally lost meaning for years now.

Likes

325

Twitter · Mar 23, 2023, 10:35 PM

😢

[inland moth]

I mean

maybe don't get you fucking tactics leaked

or don't start players that keep disappointing

or don't switch formating every match

[digital flax]

Hes not the first one or the last one???

[long fox]

I still can't get over the fact that managers like Galtier and Pothead managed to outlast Nagelsmann

[inland moth]

or don't bench our young players every time

gravenberch deserves some time ffs

[digital flax]

Lol Tuchel would not give him that

[inland moth]

he will

watch

I'll bet my left nut

[long fox]

I can deffo see Tuchel makin some real impact in the UCL, that's where he's at his best

[digital flax]

Lol everyone will come crying when he plays Jamal as wing back

[inland moth]

nah

let him cook Dortmund

[shell trench]

Yoga

[digital flax]

you don't know tuchel

[humble trench]

Tanush

[long fox]

Tf you doin here, Yoga? lmao

[humble trench]

tanush summoned me

[inland moth]

@humble trench

[digital flax]

he's master tactican but not going to please everyone and people would wish for Julian to be back

[inland moth]

we won't

[digital flax]

Lol

[inland moth]

the bosses know what's good for this club

[digital flax]

Bs

[inland moth]

I trust them

[digital flax]

Not all the time

[vocal magnet]

Tuchel will probably win you the champions league

[inland moth]

they made a right call with getting flick

[long fox]

UCL wise, Tuchel is a damn good manager. League wise, I dunno. We'll see innit

[digital flax]

imma be ready when he’ll get sacked in less than a year

[humble trench]

U invited me

[humble trench]

W guy appreciate it

[vocal magnet]

Phonzy will become probably the best full back in the world under tuchel that’s all I’m saying

[tepid hawk]

I don’t get it

[humble trench]

nah tuchel is class tbh

[tepid hawk]

Did Nagelsmann get the sack already or are those just rumors

[inland moth]

Jupp Heynckes coming out of retirement to save us

[humble trench]

He did

but Nagelsmann was on holiday application when they fired him 😭

[long fox]

He got sacked

[humble trench]

Fabrizo confirmed it

[humble trench]

I swear the dudes legit younger then Neuer

[tepid hawk]

Wow

That’s… quite unexpected

Even with their position in the league

[inland moth]

he is by 1 year

[long fox]

Funny how Tuchel's first game at Bayern will be against one of his former clubs.. Dortmund

[vocal magnet]

Wtf he’s 35

[inland moth]

yeah

lol

[vocal magnet]

My god bring me nagelsmann

[humble trench]

He's going to Madrid or Spurs lol

[long fox]

There are rumours that Nagelsmann's goin to Spurs yea

For the love of god, don't do this to him lmfao

[inland moth]

or Chelsea if they Sack the Crack head

[humble trench]

Nagelsmann at spurs lol

Nah Spurs will sack Conte by tomorrow and quickly swoop in for Nagelsmann

[long fox]

Imagine goin from Bayern to Spurs

[digital flax]

Idk how this club expect long-term project when they sack coaches every few years

[inland moth]

could actually happen

not even a joke

[humble trench]

Fr

[long fox]

Apparenly bein 2nd by a point behind Dortmund is sackable now

[humble trench]

And just a month ago I was hearing the board was fulling backing him

[inland moth]

we do what the fuck we want and it works

[long fox]

We're still in all competitions