bayern-munich

[humble trench]

@shell trench

[shell trench]

Yeah I was a bit mad too, but fair play

I’m happy with our cb pairing now anyway

Fofana Badillashe

[humble trench]

koulibaly was insane at Napoli

[onyx vapor]

sending messi back to argentina

[humble trench]

Indeed

[humble trench]

again?

now give cancelo more playtime

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1633588819512418305

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern have qualified for the #UCL quarterfinals for the 21st time – no other club has reached the final 8 as often [Opta]

Likes

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Twitter · Mar 8, 2023, 10:01 PM

[onyx vapor]

💪

[wise light]

Great performance! Can't wait for the Quarters. Stani was the best player in my opinion, he looked class vs the likes of Mbappe and Messi

[strong saddle]

De Ligt saved us that one time, but yea Stani shined today

[thorny spoke]

Gnabry scored nice to see him getting back his form

[golden halo]

but but united are bigger than bayern
-that one united fan

[long fox]

United bigger than united

💀

[golden halo]

shh no one saw that

[thorny spoke]

Wait where is that united guy rn?

[humble trench]

That just doesn't make sense to me lmao

6 ucl to 3

Sextuple to no sextuple

[golden halo]

oh you missed that guy who trolled like hell

[humble trench]

Multiple trebles united only one to my knowledge

[golden halo]

I have no idea

[humble trench]

You sure he wasn't just baiting

[long fox]

Probably no longer a United fan since the 7-0

[golden halo]

at first yes but he was actually serious

he went on and Gabe reasons to prove why united is bigger than bayern

for like about an hour

don't know why no one tried to sos him btw

[long fox]

There's no club bigger than Bayern or Madrid lel

[golden halo]

they just kept arguing with him for vibes

[thorny spoke]

Bro barca fans come here abt this msg be ready now lol

[humble trench]

Probably felt bad for him considering the state of his mental wellbeing

[thorny spoke]

They know that barca is somwhere low but still they argue

[golden halo]

hey @long fox didn't he actually message you once after getting muted?

[thorny spoke]

[long fox]

Barka fans can piss off

[long fox]

He did

[golden halo]

why don't you tell him about the 7-0 and see his response

[thorny spoke]

I thought he was banned

[golden halo]

he probably is but he dmed vortex

[long fox]

He told me in DMs ''Say united are bigger than bayern, you fat c*nt pls pls''

[thorny spoke]

Damn

[golden halo]

tell him: 7-0

[long fox]

You know he's lost the argument when he comes over in my DMs and begs me to back him lmfao

[thorny spoke]

Nabs

[strong saddle]

LMAO

[paper urchin]

Who

[split hedge]

Never in doubt

[lament tree]

i support barca but he has a point

rma has 14 ucl titles.. how many ucls does barca have?

[digital flax]

Tf

[lament tree]

not to mention madrid's europa trophies too

[lament tree]

im not delusional ☠️

[digital flax]

14 not 19

[lament tree]

OMG MY KEYBOARD

[digital flax]

[lament tree]

it's a mistake

😧

[digital flax]

I believe you

[lament tree]

thank you!!

[digital flax]

[lament tree]

chromebook is goofy like that

[thorny spoke]

Give me a italy team next

Man city at semi

Madrid in final

[thorny spoke]

May be they bottle way before too..

[wise light]

I want AC Milan please

We need to get history right against them

To get the last laugh

[twin sorrel]

dudes so hyped wait until bayern get knocked out in the quarters

Maybe by Madrid

[frank jewel]

idk man we have a clean sheet in UCL
unlike barca in europa...

The problem is that PSG doesn't play well as a team
all hollywood players but no coordination

they are a group of star individuals not a team

ohhh

sorry mate I thought we were talking about PSG

but yea most of barca's good players are injured rn or are on the bench

[digital flax]

...

I thought this is a Bayern channel

[dapper quest]

WE WIN THESE

[frank jewel]

GNABRY COOKS

[thorny spoke]

Huh ? We aint barka

[twin sorrel]

You won't get thru quarters either

not even if playing against benfica

[thorny spoke]

Oh lets see

[thorny spoke]

Someone pin this pls

[wise light]

..

Are people really doubting us to get through the quarters after beating PSG

Wow that's just sad.

[frank jewel]

our defending was literally crazy

[wise light]

We didn't just beat PSG, we got a clean sheet against them twice

With the supposed "best attack in the world" facing us

I see us winning the whole thing honestly

Its really a possibility now

Of course if we get Real Madrid in the quarters I will be less confident, but for now, that's where I'm at

[frank jewel]

I believe in Bayern's ability to perform... even against Real Madrid

Bayern has really been doing well this season

[wise light]

I believe in us too but just recent history vs them makes me think otherwise.

And the fact that Real Madrid turn up in the UCL, no matter what form they're in. We have to be ready for that.

[wise light]

Unless Liverpool go through.... 🤣

[frank jewel]

HAHAAH AS IF

[wise light]

They won 7-0? No?

Lol

They're probably gonna lose 3-0

#8-2

https://twitter.com/RaeComm/status/1633643268444495872?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Derek Rae (@RaeComm)

Kicker reporting that Bayern are already in talks with injured defender Lucas Hernandez over a new deal (current one up in 2024.) Club bosses want to continue working with him & also want to send a signal that Bayern don’t leave injured players in the lurch. #FCB

Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 1:38 AM

[frank jewel]

100%
they may have done well against man u but they are no chance for Madrid....
would be funny if they did get through tho

[wise light]

Pavard too per Kicker

[frank jewel]

[wise light]

Lucas is class. Can't wait to see him back again. (Altho we'll see if he can manage to get into the Starting XI lol)

The way Upa and De Ligt have been playing as a duo. Some competition that is.

Oh and don't forget about Stani who can also play CB

Our defense is crazy rn

Gotta work on that offense tho.

I know that no matter what we have to sign somebody in offense in the summer, we are still lacking there. We're creating so much but we're not finishing too much of that, or at least not enough of that

But yes, Benfica, AC Milan, Chelsea, Porto/Inter please

Napoli at worst please

those 5 out of the 7 i'd be happy with

[frank jewel]

literally insane
i was so impressed today
nothing but the best from the most amazing club

[frank jewel]

[wise light]

Especially Stanisic

Altho then look at De Ligt, Upa, and then oh the entire defense was just brilliant

[frank jewel]

im glad nagelsmann was able to actually put him on the line up this time

[frank jewel]

chefs kiss

[wise light]

Yeah he really stepped up

[frank jewel]

couldn't agree more
was very skeptical of him especially after the games coming back from the WC but as of late he's proved me wrong in the best of ways

[wise light]

yep

[tired prism]

Yes

All the psg lovers have completely disappeared today

Lmao

They were running their mouth yesterday

[thorn drift]

Congo guys!

[green pendant]

As a dortmund fan, ucl is yours to lose

I predicted 2-0 last night and I said before ro16 started which ever team makes it out of this draw has a good chance of going all the way. As I see it man city are the only team to pose a legitimate threat, but I think you win, both across 2 legs or in a final

But ur stadium is aids

[tidal hornet]

I wake up to see Messi and Mbappe couldn't put a single goal past Bayern in 2 matches

[trim spade]

Congratulations on the win today, and lm sorry for the idiotic psg fans talking trash. I’m a psg fan and l even knew psg was either going to tie today or lose. I don’t even know why l support this joke of a club anymore

[wise light]

I wouldn't say that, its not like the Bundesliga 🤣

No but all jokes aside, we have a good chance

But it isn't guaranteed.

We have to stay focused

[wise light]

Yeah it's pretty bad in all facets right now

Other than Ligue 1 🤣

[trim spade]

Nah bro psg is never going to win a champions league, once messi, mbappe, and Neymar leave psg is doomed

I have accepted it 😂

[wise light]

PSG is doomed with the three of them. Too many stars to try to build the team around. You've picked Mbappe, you've made the wrong choice. Messi isn't playing well as a result. (And we totally knew that PSG were gonna do that lol, that's why we had a good gameplan from the beginning and it was all about shutting out Mbappe)

[wise light]

But point again, there's no right choice per se as the three of them are looking for the team to be built around them, which obviously can't happen.

PSG are in a crisis yeah, in all facets.

Board-wise, Hakimi wise, Trophies that aren't Ligue 1 wise

It's bad for y'all

[trim spade]

Mbappe tries to play hero ball to much

[tardy robin]

Bayern munch

de light is the only good thing about this club

[trim spade]

PSG is in the mud and they probably are going to clean house to make anything to happen

I’m a spurs fan and a psg fan. I have accepted that lm not going to see my clubs win anything. All l know is pain :

[wise light]

that is not true at all

[wise light]

Yeah. Lmao

[tired prism]

Finally a psg fan with a brain

And isn't deluded

[trim spade]

Im to depressed to be delusional 😂☠️

[daring geode]

we did it boys

next stop quarter finals

[tired prism]

PSG will never win ucl with the way the club is run

They need changes

U can't win ucl just by signing the biggest names

And the atmosphere inside the club is very toxic

[trim spade]

PSG is never touching a ucl 😂☠️. The French league is to weak and it shows, we get dog walked every time we play anybody who is actually good

[trim spade]

They think signing the big names = trophies 🏆. It’s always been like that

[trim spade]

PSG is toxic inside and outside of the club. Especially the fans they are awful. They treat messi and Neymar like shit all the time

[humble trench]

Mbappe to Bayern here we go

Only way he's winning

[digital flax]

PSG doesn't have the champions league mentality

[vast coyote]

I hope

[digital flax]

or what Mourinho called Football Heritage

[vast coyote]

If mbappe leaves psg it’s gonna become losingsg

I hope he comes to Bayern tho

[humble trench]

Not happening unless he's committed to take pay cuts

[digital flax]

I'm on fence about Mbappe. Don't want a player who thinks he's bigger than the club.

[humble trench]

Bro earns 1M a week

At Bayern he's not getting paid more than 500K a week

[vast coyote]

Eh

[digital flax]

That's main reason why I also was against Ronaldo deal among other things.

[vast coyote]

He is bigger than psg

[tidal hornet]

I dunno. For some players, it's not about the money

[vast coyote]

Bro is bigger than Real Madrid 💀💀

[digital flax]

Yeah, he can rot with them then

[tidal hornet]

Mbappe might start to think more about actually winning than just earning money. He might be alright with a pay cut if he starts thinking that way

[vast coyote]

He would do better at one of the bigger teams

Like Bayern man utd Barca etc.

[vast coyote]

I hope

Imagine mbappe and coman and musiala

[digital flax]

Who do you guys prefer to be our opponent next round?

[tidal hornet]

Give us Chelsea so we can make another record scoreline

[digital flax]

Personally, I would like Man City. Pep vs Nagelsmann would be entertaining.

The ultimate war of tacticos

[thorny spoke]

Semis

[wet blade]

Good morning

Last night was perfect

Were gonna win the champions league

[daring geode]

I wish this cl we have more challenging opponents than previous seasons were we randomly thrashed players

else there's no fun

[vast coyote]

Eh

Real Madrid are gonna be hard to beat

[paper urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-rory-charles-graham-rag-n-bone-man-turning-around-the-room-is-spinning-gif-18986961

messi and embappe after ghosting the whole match

[vast coyote]

Man city or ac Milan

I finally found Bayern fans

Everyone likes Dortmund

[modest pewter]

How would you get us

[vast coyote]

Idk

[modest pewter]

Do they make a draw?

For QF

[vast coyote]

Idk tbh first time watching champions league

[modest pewter]

I don't remember 😭

[modest pewter]

Nice

[vast coyote]

Thanks

[humble trench]

Yes

And from there the whole bracket is decided

[modest pewter]

Ohk

[tired prism]

Yes

[humble trench]

de ligt denied their fun

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1633771752466554882

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Good news: Lucas Hernández has resumed running training on the pitch for the first time since his ACL surgery [📸 @BILD_Bayern]

Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 10:08 AM

Lucccasssss

[tidal hornet]

He'll be back on time for the UCL Final to win it all, bet

[humble trench]

i want to see this

[tired prism]

Muller?

[humble trench]

we can rotate him

[glass otter]

Bro came back 3 months after an acl injury

Goat

[tired prism]

He should be starting

Delivers everytime

[humble trench]

him over musiala?

[tired prism]

How can u bench that man?

[humble trench]

i dont think muller as striker is good

[tired prism]

Both

Play both

Like nagelsmann is doing

[glass otter]

Ffs where do they all Play

😔😔😔

[tired prism]

But I don't think lucas will be back before next season

[glass otter]

Start Muller over sane

[humble trench]

like this?

[tired prism]

Fr

Choupo?

[glass otter]

We got mane back

[humble trench]

we got too many good players 😂

[glass otter]

His loan to starter fc is over

[glass otter]

How many fucking times is this guy offside

[humble trench]

hes too fast

thats why

[glass otter]

He knows we got actual ref not the ones from the farmers league

[tidal hornet]

Made me laugh doing it again last night

[humble trench]

What am I seeing

Why coman ST lol

[humble trench]

hes too good to not play

Play him RWB

and not play cancelo?

And what are we doing with Mazraoui?

broooo we got too many good playwrs

We should stick with 4-2-3-1

😭

[inland moth]

can't play

Covid

[humble trench]

I mean when he's back

ye i agree but this is working

hes back

pretty sure he was on the bench yesterday

Yes

[inland moth]

He played 2 world cup games with Covid cause Morocco is dumb

hope we buy Cancelo for 70 mil btw

[humble trench]

Lol

Nah

[inland moth]

nah

he cooking Fr

[humble trench]

We have Mazraoui who's just as good

[inland moth]

bro came on and made instant assist

[humble trench]

Unless we sell Mazraoui to Inter for 45M, not happening

cancelo probs better

[inland moth]

hope he plays vs Augsburg

[humble trench]

same

[glass otter]

I love and deserve

[inland moth]

Cancelo deserves it

[glass otter]

Made instant impact

[inland moth]

no Choupo-Moting?

[glass otter]

Could have Had 2 assists

[glass otter]

Mane back his time Has come

[inland moth]

True

but Choupo-Moting will probably be our striker for 2-3 season

then Tel if he can to a high level

I have high hopes for him

[humble trench]

twitter is full of people begging mbappe to join bayern 😂

if hes transfer free + okay with a 20m salary , sure.

[glass otter]

Fraud

We killed mbappe hive

[inland moth]

I mean we bought tel at 17 for 20 mil

[humble trench]

Choupo for 3 years

u cant deny that hes the future.

oh yeah tel

[inland moth]

he scored 5 goals this season

mostly on the bench

but he seems to make good progress

[humble trench]

already talking about the team council

100% deserved tho

Best defender itw

[humble trench]

He leads our backline already

And that's not even biasedness

im laughing so hard

because i know ur right

😂

[vast coyote]

Guys

Ac Milan or Juventus?

[humble trench]

AC

[modest pewter]

I will take both

Milan has history, Juve has the quality players rn

[vast coyote]

Idk which to root for tbh

[modest pewter]

Any player you like from both the teams?

[vast coyote]

Tbh yes

I only like di maría in Juventus

Leao and giroud in ac

[humble trench]

@placid ice how are u buddy?

[modest pewter]

Look at my bud's bio

[humble trench]

💀

[modest pewter]

Both teams are in bad form rn

[humble trench]

my blud is smoking alot

[modest pewter]

99%faith
1%chance

[vast coyote]

True that

Who is more popular?

[humble trench]

Chiesa

[modest pewter]

Juve

[modest pewter]

Chiesa, Vlahović, Kostić, di Maria, Danilo and magbe PP

all quality players

[humble trench]

Yes

[modest pewter]

But Allegri is the coach

[vast coyote]

It’s ac Milan then

[humble trench]

Advantage every other team

[vast coyote]

I tend to go for less popular teams

[modest pewter]

Somehow he always does it

In Italy

[vast coyote]

Like Barca , man utd , Bayern etc.

[humble trench]

im gonna say something crazy here

[modest pewter]

Ig they will get top 6 again

[humble trench]

Ten Hag is gonna be a bayern coach in the future.

[modest pewter]

Mate these are really popular teams

[modest pewter]

Nagelsmann is good bro

He is also not like 70+

[humble trench]

said in the future

Lol

[modest pewter]

Nah

[vast coyote]

They are but not a lot of people like em

[humble trench]

his roots are in munchen

[modest pewter]

Many ppl like them

Like literally many

[modest pewter]

Didn't know that

[vast coyote]

Most people like Real Madrid , man city , Dortmund

You know

Most of my friends like those

[modest pewter]

I can say your new to football.

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia_en/status/1633792004923555840?t=1mTSt0Um76Cv8PlFRODc1w&s=19

Bayern & Die Mannschaft (@iMiaSanMia_en)

Jamal Musiala didn't manage to get Messi's shirt, although he asked for it after the final whistle. Musiala looked for Messi in the tunnel towards the dressing room, apparently without success. The 20-year old told @BILD: "I didn't find him"

Likes

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Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 11:29 AM

[vast coyote]

Not really

[humble trench]

Messi ghosted 😭

[vast coyote]

I know a lot of people root for em and all

[humble trench]

he was there when LVG was our coach

i think

[inland moth]

best thing is Pep was our trainer that time

Ten hag working for bayern 2 and pep at 1

[humble trench]

oh yeah LVG was before that

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1633793668749426688

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Bayern feel they completed an excellent deal by winning PL clubs competition to sign Matthijs de Ligt last summer 🔴⭐️ #FCBayern

Real details of the deal: €60m fixed fee to be paid in four years, €15m per year until June 2026… plus add-ons, up to maximum of €10m.

Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 11:35 AM

60M for De Ligt insane

[modest pewter]

[tidal hornet]

De Ligt one of our best signings in recent years

[sullen idol]

psg is piece of shit

3 attackers filled with bums

[modest pewter]

Bruh

You deserve to be muted

[thorny spoke]

Lmao

[trim spade]

I mean that is true ngl 😂 if mbappe,Neymar and Messi didn’t carry the team every match they wouldn’t even see the champions league. They struggle against French teams and people thought they were going to beat one of the best clubs in the world 😂

[daring geode]

back then juventus was the hub for big club rejects

now looks like psg have taken that place

[trim spade]

PSG is worse 😂

Juventus has actually won the champions league

[daring geode]

i mean thats cause of ligue 1 being shit isnt it

[daring geode]

well ages ago tho'

[trim spade]

Well yeah but at least they can say we won the champions league 😂

[vagrant bridge]

messi fans will ask for mullers world cup not knowing shit but used to ridiculing ronaldo, bro little did they know

Modern football meatriders are so fucking cringe

[glass otter]

Nobody Asked for his WC

[vagrant bridge]

lmao the overhyping meatriders that poke fun at ronaldo every chance they get are the dickheads i am talking about

ttue

true

the pepe headbutt will never be forgotten lmao

ow my eye

You have hurt my eye

Oh it hurts

Oh god i think i'm going to dieeee

I can see jesus!

the 442oons dialogue is nostalgia dude

[tired prism]

Muller owns Messi and Ronaldo

[vagrant bridge]

frr

Müller meatriders way more chill

"Where benchdaldog wc"
"Where pepsi ucl"

Müller meatriders: idfc as long as bayern wins tbh

lmao

I have the same meme

[viral remnant]

Bruh💀

Isnt true for everybody

Ive been real silent after last night

Muller just gets the better of messi

its cannon at this point😭

[tired prism]

We don't need that turtle

[trim spade]

Mbappe needs you 😂☠️

Or a club that actually doesn’t suck

Mbappe to spurs 😂

If he won a single trophy with spurs, he’d be a legend forever 😂

[safe glen]

Trophyledd for the rest of his career

[safe glen]

Pretty sure bale won a Trophy with spurs

[trim spade]

For his club team yes, he has won the World Cup

[safe glen]

"Rest of his career"

[wise light]

Why are we talking about trophy-less teams here

[trim spade]

Yeah he won the league cup

[wise light]

🤣

What an acheivement

[trim spade]

Hey he was playing for spurs it’s a massive achievement ☠️😂

[wise light]

Yeah no shit. For Spurs the Audi Cup was a massive achievement lmfao

[trim spade]

I mean he could win another World Cup

[trim spade]

Winning any trophy is a massive achievement

[wise light]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[safe glen]

Nah

He will have the spurs blood in him

[wise light]

Anyways can we go back to talking about teams that have actually won trophies please

[safe glen]

Pre season friendly

[wise light]

This is not the space to talk about trophy-less teams

[trim spade]

He’s probably going to stay at psg or go to Real Madrid

[paper urchin]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laureus_Lifetime_Achievement_Award

[edgy turtle]

Congrats again Bayern fans for the win

You were too good for us

[reef prairie]

Good game

next ucl season we go again 🤝

[edgy turtle]

we won't go again with no changes in this team 😭

[humble trench]

there will be change

but no good ones

messi is probs leaving, neymar is probs leaving

[reef prairie]

mbappe to real

first change

[humble trench]

it was a good match tho

[edgy turtle]

Reports say they're most likely to stay so I wouldn't be surprised if they're both still here next season lmao

[edgy turtle]

Nah I wouldn't mind he fucking deserves it

He ghosted because no one was with him when going forward

[humble trench]

mbappe is an ego player

[edgy turtle]

He shouldn't have extended with us

[edgy turtle]

there's no lie there yeah

but he needs a serious team who can win the CL, and when you see our bench quality against Bayern's, you already know the difference is big and that it will lead PSG no where in Europe

[humble trench]

we will take him transferfree

:)

[edgy turtle]

our fucking director is as worse as Leonardo

but anyways that's it for me

it's the Bayern channel

[humble trench]

💀

Did they forgot they are 10th in the league?

[long fox]

That's why I rate you bro

[viral remnant]

Rare W PSG fan

[tidal hornet]

Narrowly beat Dortmund with pure bullshit and they think they can take Bayern 😭

[viral remnant]

Dortmund have been choking it in europe for a long time now

[long fox]

What 2 straight wins back to back does to a fanbase

It's a sad sight

[turbid kite]

couldnt watch yesterday but saw some highlights lmao I love how de Ligt is cheering every time he blocks the ball from the line

also that touch from choupo moting 💀

at least he scored as well lol

[shell trench]

Us? We’ll be knocked out

Just cause a few idiots of our fanbase think that on Twitter

Doesn’t mean the whole of chelsea fans do

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia_en/status/1633792004923555840?s=20

Bayern & Die Mannschaft (@iMiaSanMia_en)

Jamal Musiala didn't manage to get Messi's shirt, although he asked for it after the final whistle. Musiala looked for Messi in the tunnel towards the dressing room, apparently without success. The 20-year old told @BILD: "I didn't find him"

Likes

3112

Retweets

108

Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 11:29 AM

Ghosted on and off the pitch

[rough radish]

win CL pls

[humble trench]

its actually insane

[tardy robin]

Yes it is

[paper urchin]

LMAO

[lunar flare]

no one is talking about man utd v betis

[daring geode]

uhm are u sure u are in the crct channel?

[lunar flare]

i thought this is football chat

[humble trench]

L

[inland moth]

Most QF appearances (33)
▪️ Joint-3rd-most titles (6)
▪️ 2nd-most wins (229)
▪️ 2nd-most goals (803)
▪️ Longest unbeaten run in the group stage (34)
▪️ Most perfect group stages (3)

Bayern are Champions League royalty

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1634112461786738688?t=0OayDty-lI9bGDiS9JkK_w&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Spotted in Marseille after Bayern eliminated PSG [📸 @MorrocanVision]

Likes

350

Twitter · Mar 10, 2023, 8:42 AM

Lmao

[paper urchin]

Marseille> psg

[lone flame]

what did you type? Marseille > PSG, PSG there is another indonesian version there is nothing like that in french club

PSG > munich and marseille

[proper wind]

what

im confused

the goat (and messi)

[glass otter]

W

[paper urchin]

let us assume that

bayern wins the UCL

and musisla scored bangers and gave amazing assists

wins the bundesliga

what will be his chances of winning the balon dor

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1634167833784381440

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

JN on BILD reporting Sané was late today: "I didn't see that. He had an appointment with the physio at 10:15 - he was there on time, also in training. But I'm not standing in front of the door and checking the players' entrance. I noticed that you at BILD are the moral police"

Likes

530

Twitter · Mar 10, 2023, 12:22 PM

[long fox]

We're heavily rotating tomorrow

[tired prism]

Muller owns Messi

[tall frost]

Exactly

Lol

Yeah

[tired prism]

Still an ez win

We've good depth this season

[tall frost]

Ye

yep agrree

agree*

[long fox]

I'd be worried if we were playin Augsburg away

[tired prism]

We beat them away in the cup though

[long fox]

Yea, but still

[tired prism]

Gravenberch might play tomorrow

[long fox]

They beat us the first game

[tired prism]

Cancelo will start

[tired prism]

Yes

Whoever we get in the ucl qf, I just want the 2nd leg to be at home

[long fox]

I want someone we will statpad against before the Semis lmao

[humble trench]

OH MY GOD

CANCELO AND GRAVENBERCH?

[tidal hornet]

Maybe Tel too

[tired prism]

AC Milan

Or Inter again

[long fox]

That'd be boring

[tidal hornet]

Messi already won the Ballon D'or just because it's Messi and he won the World Cup. That's just how that shitty award is

[tired prism]

Yea we'll destroy them again

And shut those assholes up

[tidal hornet]

Would love an 8-0 at Stamford

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1634167833784381440?s=46&t=lXxZQQfnc8mlppo0TiZANQ

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

JN on BILD reporting Sané was late today: "I didn't see that. He had an appointment with the physio at 10:15 - he was there on time, also in training. But I'm not standing in front of the door and checking the players' entrance. I noticed that you at BILD are the moral police"

Likes

878

Twitter · Mar 10, 2023, 12:22 PM

[reef prairie]

average bild L

😡

[proper wind]

just realized since lucas is running again

our lineup could be about to get a whole lot better

and there's still choupo, gravenberch, pavard, tel, mazraoui, possibly cancelo, stanisic

neuer could come back but idk if he'll play as he used to

[inland moth]

Out of tomorrow's game:

Bayern:
• Manuel Neuer
• Lucas Hernández
• Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting

Augsburg:
• Reece Oxford
• Fredrik Jensen
• Felix Uduokhai
• Tobias Strobl
• André Hahn

[humble trench]

Why is choupo out?

Injured? Sick ?

Or is he just being rested

[inland moth]

back pain lol

[humble trench]

Ah from carrying us

Makes sense

[long fox]

De Ligt carries us lol

[strong saddle]

De Ligt did his thing on Tuesdays game

or was it yesterday

[proper wind]

bayern carried bayern

its a whole team effort

[proper wind]

2 days ago

depends on where ur at tbh

[jovial spear]

Ngl i thought de ligt was on loan to bayern for a while

[humble trench]

Bruh

[keen bronze]

choupo goating

[humble trench]

nah we pay 4 years 15m

[wise light]

My prediction is 4-0 for this weekend. I think we'll deliver a solid performance against Augsburg.

[wise light]

Yes. They've been great as a team, unlike somebody that just got eliminated from the UCL

And honestly I can see Dortmund dropping points to Schalke

I really can. Schalke have been in stellar form of late, for their standards at least.

And with the added pressure of a derby. I could see it end 1-1 or 2-2

[wise light]

I still see it happening. All factors tick except H2H record. I really think Schalke can do it

Besides Thomas Reis beat Dortmund last season

He can do something with Schalke then you'd think

But yes, of course we should focus on ourselves

I'm just saying Schalke has a chance of drawing the derby. (Also it would be a classic Dortmund bottlejob lol)

[wise light]

Worth. every. penny.

[humble trench]

its Hella cheap

[thin thorn]

Everyone thought he was bad cuz of that goal line clearance in PSG, and while it was terrible from him, the guy is actually so fricking good

[keen bronze]

yeah he’s good

but what was he doing there

[thin thorn]

lol was it with his weak foot? it explains it since I for one dont have much control on it

[proper wind]

predicted XI for today

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1634314824468316162

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Lucas Hernández on his comeback plan: "I'm doing well, the injury is getting better and better. I'll be fit again for the Champions League final!"

According to @BILD, Hernández is right on schedule with his rehab, the injured knee is healing well and has been stable so far

Likes

1818

Twitter · Mar 10, 2023, 10:06 PM

Imagine Hernandez comes back just for the final and is the reason Bayern win it

[humble trench]

Both of them do lmao

[humble trench]

At that point I would not know who to play

You have 3 world class CB,s in de ligt Hernandez and upamencano

And I mean world class

[humble trench]

I would keep Hernández on the bench

Until next season

Just came back from an injury and all our defenders are so good rn

[humble trench]

True

[digital flax]

Lucas at his best is top top CB

Better than De Ligt and Upa imo

[hoary token]

Mane ST?

[proper wind]

gnabry

[paper urchin]

Thoughts about today's lineup

[icy timber]

#1084025745946464297

[vast coyote]

3 minutes into a game and it’s already a goal

[tired prism]

Fuck off

Why can't we consistently win in the league?

[wet blade]

its alright second half comeback

this is bayern not liverpool

Reffff

ffs

[long fox]

There's a lot of time, chill lol

[wet blade]

COME ONNNN

WE ARE BAYERN

[wet blade]

factos

[tired prism]

Not liverpool 💀

5-1

That's my prediction

[humble trench]

Siuu Cancelo

[hard obsidian]

Let us share you our power

[wet blade]

Cime onnnnnn

2-1

I said it

[long fox]

YESSSSS

[wet blade]

easy for us

[inland moth]

Pavard > gnabry

[hoary token]

Letsgoo

[wet blade]

What a goal man

[hoary token]

Nah bro

[wet blade]

yeah its true

gnabry

[hoary token]

Lmao

[vast coyote]

If Dortmund loses or ties today we are gonna be ahead by 2-3 points

[humble trench]

Extend Pavard

[vast coyote]

GOALLL

[long fox]

Pavaaardd

[hoary token]

What a goal

[wet blade]

Pavard scored twice?

What the Fuck is he doing in defence 💀

[inland moth]

Hattrick

watch

[humble trench]

Pavard cooking

[vast coyote]

Pavard cooking

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1634572762764197888

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sadio Mané's assist for the second goal ✂️

Twitter · Mar 11, 2023, 3:11 PM

[humble trench]

Nagelsmann knew what he was doing when switching to a back 3

[vast coyote]

HATTRICK!!!!

[wet blade]

4

come onnnnn

[vast coyote]

Bayern cooking something today

[wet blade]

nah that was sane

[vast coyote]

Ikr

[tired prism]

Good prediction eh

[hoary token]

W half

Lets do another 4 next half

[wet blade]

inshallah

[glass otter]

icl sommer sucks

[humble trench]

4 of the 5 Bayern goals have come from full backs
Cancelo ✅
Pavard x2 ✅
Sane ❌
Davies ✅

[hoary token]

Ajax subs

[vast coyote]

Bayern ate today

[long fox]

Close enough lmao

[tired prism]

Didn't think augsburg would score 2 more

But atleast they scored more goals than that shitty oil club from Paris

Lmao

[long fox]

Or anyone we've faced in the UCL except Plzen lmao

[tidal hornet]

It took Augsburg 2 minutes to do what PSG couldn't do in 180 minutes

[glass otter]

own

[humble trench]

Took Augsburg 90 mins to score more than any other UCL team we've faced this season combined

[glass otter]

berisha owns us

3 goals 2games

[humble trench]

2-2

😳

[vast coyote]

Holy

it was just 2-1

[humble trench]

202

2-2

FINAL TIME

gg

2 points clear rn

[proper wind]

FINALLY

[humble trench]

No way

Dortmund are bottlers 😭😭

[long fox]

Wow

Thank you Schalke

[proper wind]

in schalke we trust

held both union and dortmund to draws

[long fox]

This Schalke is actually unbeatable since February lmao

They just refuse to lose

[proper wind]

schalke doing what gladbach would never do for us

[humble trench]

yup

[long fox]

Smurfheim bottom of the league 💀

[humble trench]

what have we learned from our match today?

we have like

11 players that can run fullback

[old zinc]

https://twitter.com/FCA_World/status/1634595845889818624?t=FC6JTnwnJsr0exTD23tJRA&s=19

FC Augsburg (@FCA_World)

Despite the loss, we can still look to the positives.

Likes

4922

Retweets

454

Twitter · Mar 11, 2023, 4:43 PM

You have to respect this club 😭

Both tbh

[wise light]

What did I say

I said Dortmund would draw with Schalke

2 points ahead now. Fantastic going into the Leverkusen game

It means we can afford to draw for once.

Of course I dont want to draw, but we can afford it

[wise light]

LOL

Actually it should say 0-6. Augsburg have scored six goals against us this season. 1-0 , 2-5 and 5-3

[humble trench]

What in god's name have i just found

[inland moth]

Cancelo proved himself today

[humble trench]

i maybe bought a signed gravenberch kit

for 400€

Nice

[paper urchin]

Can't wait for the der klassifier

Musiala vs Bellingham

@inland moth https://twitter.com/bekiFCB/status/1634576598522273793?t=qr8xcx1GDx1IhxlEFNrfoQ&s=19

beki⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@bekiFCB)

@amitttrmfc Nagelsmann after we conceeded first

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 11, 2023, 3:26 PM

[humble trench]

bayern best team

amazing

[copper pivot]

They're just not compared to augsburg

[humble trench]

th is that

[humble trench]

Lebanese Bayern fan club I guess lmao

how u get the bayern role

?

[crisp gulch]

no

but they are second

[surreal snow]

ucl draw in 5 days

who we hoping for?

personally, in my humble opinion, i wouldnt say no to inter

[long fox]

Playin Inter again would be boring

[pure slate]

heyy

[humble trench]

Chelsea or Napoli

Madrid in the finals and City is too early to tell

[thorny spoke]

I rly want chelsea

Their fans in twitter rly think they would win ucl bruh

[humble trench]

Chelsea is also fine imo

[humble trench]

they think they can beat us without a problem 😂

[surreal snow]

give me the easy opponents

[humble trench]

dont give us the easy one

[surreal snow]

i just dont want benfica or napoli

[surreal snow]

scarier than real and city

[humble trench]

the easy teams score against us

victoria pilzen is the only one who scored against us in CL

barca, inter and PSG failed

[surreal snow]

i dont want to meet city

everyone else is fine

[humble trench]

real?

[surreal snow]

real in the finals

so we can hold the trophy together and dance 🤩

😭😭😭

[humble trench]

😂

[surreal snow]

this would be my dream

Quarters: Chelsea
Semis: City
Final: Real

[humble trench]

Same

Maybe switch Chelsea with Napoli

[surreal snow]

nah Napoli fans are fine

Chelsea fans actually believe they will beat us

reasoning is they beat Dortmund 💀

but if we're going for the hardest opponents then yeah

[long fox]

So basically the same path as Real Madrid last season, except the final lol

[humble trench]

frimpong is so gooodddddd

hes probs on every watchlist rn

7 goals and 6 assists as a right back

22 years

1 goal and 1 assist today in 63 min

[jovial spear]

Is it possible to beat real

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia_en/status/1635024751763791873?s=46&t=lXxZQQfnc8mlppo0TiZANQ

Bayern & Die Mannschaft (@iMiaSanMia_en)

Joshua Kimmich made an appearance in today's episode of German crime TV show "Tatort", playing the small role of a fitness trainer
https://t.co/lPMA4Byump

Likes

400

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 12, 2023, 9:07 PM

[surreal snow]

this guy😭😭😭

[wet blade]

bro reposted to make sure

[jovial spear]

Penalty for Argentina

[glass otter]

Szczęsny saves

[jovial spear]

Anyways

Can you guys beat real or not in the final of the ucl

[glass otter]

No

We dont know how to

[jovial spear]

Basically

You

Have to see real playing

Understand that their goalkeeper is unstoppable

Possible to score against

But don't score first

It's a trap

[humble trench]

we would score first

[jovial spear]

It's a trap

Don't score first

[humble trench]

we aint the players bro

[jovial spear]

Idk

[humble trench]

We only score in 2nd half anyways

More like play well in 2nd half tbf

Defense saves us in 1st half

[jovial spear]

Nice

Like the Psg match

[humble trench]

Yes

Nagelsmann analysis the match during HT and we begin cooking in 2nd half

This is the key to defeating Madrkd

[tired prism]

We definitely can

[thorny spoke]

My predictions is real madrid will be out in ro8👀

[humble trench]

To us

Either way I'm just gonna wait until March 17th

Praying anyone but Benfica

[lunar flare]

By bayern

[tidal hornet]

Real always put heart and soul into making comebacks

[thorny spoke]

Lmao thats like overconfidence

[tired prism]

By bayern

Or Napoli

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/1635284574963134472?s=20

FC Bayern Munich (@FCBayernEN)

The resemblance is uncanny 🧐

#MiaSanMia

Likes

516

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 2:19 PM

[inland moth]

Official: Bayern announce new partnership with MLS side Los Angeles FC. The aim of the partnership is to promote international talents in cooperation with partner clubs, both for their own teams and for professional football

this is great specially for getting young talents

[inland moth]

Bayern want to invest in Uruguay and are planning to take over first division club Club Atlético River Plate through a Sports Limited Company, which would manage the first team and all the men's youth divisions of the Uruguayan side

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/BayernPapa/status/1635141094374780928?s=20

Lorrrd

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1635327426548101122?t=JhGr2Hf4yHyV7_8CxtGnww&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Benjamin Pavard on his future: "I'm happy and enjoying my time. For the rest, we'll see in the summer"

Will there be talks with Bayern bosses?

Pavard: "I don't know. My focus is on the next games"

When asked about Barcelona, Pavard laughed and didn't respond

[@Plettigoal]

Likes

111

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 5:10 PM

He's laughing at Barcelona 😭

[tidal hornet]

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1635331848871247874?t=WVkmpzjeX3RjxlSYwOCJRw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are following the development of Napoli striker Victor Osimhen, but the Nigerian is currently way too expensive for the club [@Plettigoal, @SkySportNews]

Likes

122

Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 5:27 PM

but 100m for a 30 year old finished englishman is fine

[digital flax]

finished?

He’s far from that

[glass otter]

Watch football

[digital flax]

Also Osi is probably 150m +

[surreal snow]

50 million more for a 6 years younger striker

also, just being english gives him a disatvantage to others

[digital flax]

You think this is Man City or something

[humble trench]

Lmao

i won the auction of gravenberch, and just got the email to pay

guess what

i need a credit card....

[surreal snow]

i think a couple years ahead maybe the board should do that too

replace a 34 year old striker with a 30 year old striker

sadly this isnt a time where you can get a striker like Lewandowski on a free

[humble trench]

we got mathys tel

dont forget that

[surreal snow]

id rather keep choupo and wait until tel is starting 11 material than pay 100m for kane

[tidal hornet]

Will we buy Cancelo?

[humble trench]

Still not worth 100M

So you're telling me we should spend 100M on Harry Kane?

I doubt he'll leave either way

we should not pay 100m for kane

i rather pay 120 for a younger striker then 100m on a 30 y/o

[placid ice]

overrated honestly not just cuz of me being psg fan but after that goal in 2018 wc

[thorny spoke]

Lets get some 24yr striker who is proven class

[olive crescent]

Vlahovic

[thorny spoke]

He aint class

[humble trench]

He's only bad rn bc he's in Juve

They said the same about De Ligt being a flop

Look at him now

[sullen idol]

bayern is gonna be robbed again by vardrid

if they meet

[humble trench]

I hope first Chelsea get robbed

I hope Chelsea get a juicy opponent!

We don't want Potter believing that his squad can win a Champions League

If Chelsea win the UCL I'm buying a Chelsea shirt

Which will never happen though

[thorny spoke]

Whos that in ur pfp?

Lets get firmino for free

[humble trench]

Šutalo

Check #ea-fc for context

[thorny spoke]

Lets sign him

[humble trench]

W

Better than Gvardiol

[tired prism]

We're getting ac milan in the qf

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1635566543038734336

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Yann Sommer kept his promise and brought a truck with 700kg of chocolate bars from Swiss manufacturer Kägi to Munich. But instead of sending it to Matthijs de Ligt, the chocolate was donated 'Münchner Tafel', a charity in Munich [@tzmuenchen] 📸 Kägi

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 9:00 AM

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1635588021570633729?t=wopsy0eXDuojSn_CE5zisQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

RB Salzburg could also be a loan destination for Paul Wanner [@Plettigoal]

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 10:25 AM

[humble trench]

Wanner getting destroyed 6-0 in group stage

😢

(By us)

[humble trench]

what a legend

[shy lynx]

Our h2h is in the mud vs them

[thorny spoke]

W

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1635643002260447232?s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern fan association @Kurt_Landauer_ is raising money to build a bronze Gerd Müller statue just before the entrance to the Allianz Arena

Every Bayern fan can donate here:
https://t.co/FzdxqfWp8E

Likes

387

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 2:04 PM

Just donated 👍

[proper wind]

our last meeting with them was in 2007, looking at their current form compared to ours and comparing the teams, it should be an easy win

also

is it confirmed?

nvm i forgot the rest of the ro16 ties

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1635654968626540546

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

📸 Thomas Müller on Instagram ahead of Sunday's game against Leverkusen

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 2:51 PM

[thorny spoke]

Mullered

[proper wind]

inshaAllah

[humble trench]

Nah we need to get Man City or Chelsea

Need to teach these English clubs a lesson

[proper wind]

haaland scored 5 and its been one hour 😭

i mean leipzig defence doesnt even come close to our defence

[humble trench]

Leipzig gave up after that 2nd goal

[proper wind]

yeah

[humble trench]

We have everything to play for

Also if ref wasn't so dodgy

Leipzig could've had more fight in them

[proper wind]

idk im not watching my server is down

[humble trench]

Didn't you see 1st half?

[proper wind]

no

[humble trench]

Ref is absolutely terrible

[proper wind]

damn

[humble trench]

City bought him or something

[long fox]

Leipzig.. 💀

[proper wind]

not even surprised atp football is more of a business

[humble trench]

1st they give a pen for a handball that didn't affect anything and none of the players noticed

[long fox]

Seems like we have to carry the BuLi once again

[humble trench]

2nd Ederson literally fouls Leipzig player ouside box and no yellow but yellow for Werner for protesting lol

[proper wind]

damn

[humble trench]

3rd Grealish dives in box and keeper doesn't give him a yellow

After that it was HT

And I wasn't watching 2nd half after that

[proper wind]

ah okay

disappointed tbh i was feeling a leipzig comeback but oh well

[humble trench]

Feels like the croatia vs argentina game

The game was 50/50 until that penalty for Argentina

Then it wasn't the same for Croatia

[proper wind]

yeah

[humble trench]

Fifa should investigate all top 6 prem league teams tbf

Or just the billionaires

Doubt Arsenal Spurs or Liverpool pay refs

Also United

[sullen idol]

bayern vs city

would be good to watch

[daring geode]

In neverkusen we trust

[zealous mauve]

I hope for Bayern-Inter

We beat them before we will beat them again

[proper wind]

inshaAllah

they barely survived against porto

only luck got them this far in the ucl tbh

[humble trench]

Nah they're better than Barca

[glass otter]

Pls no

[zealous mauve]

Yes but barca is shit so it doesnt really matter

[eternal sequoia]

That’s the best possibility for us getting to semi final guaranteed

Other teams will be real pain in da a**

[daring geode]

inter,milan,benfica,chelsea

wont be much of a hassle

city,napoli 💀

real,good luck ig

[humble trench]

City will be easier than Benfica

[zealous mauve]

Yeah

Benfica might be last year’s Villareal

[daring geode]

it's all fun and games until haaland starts rioting

[humble trench]

Stanisic will own him

Stanisic >>> Gvardiol

[gentle remnant]

[glass otter]

Give me chelsea

Honestly for quarters gimme chelsea

[zealous mauve]

That would be great

Last time we beat them 7:1

[thin thorn]

Would be a pain to watch 💀 Every time KDB or Haaland has the ball, I will hold my heart so it doesnt blow up

[daring geode]

lmfao

[digital flax]

Trust your team

[thin thorn]

I do, but City isnt the right team lol, Haaland and KDB are the best in their positions right now in the world

[daring geode]

^

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1636008276314791937

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern will definitely not trigger João Cancelo's €70m option to buy. The club would sit down with Manchester City and try to negotiate a lower fee [@cfbayern]

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:15 PM

[daring geode]

heck no

[digital flax]

Nice backup

[daring geode]

bro 70mil

we can get good backups below 15 mil

[digital flax]

Did you read the tweet?

[digital flax]

Who?

[daring geode]

it's city bruh,they def wont go below 40 mil at max

[digital flax]

40m isn't bad for him

[daring geode]

I am stating in general?

[daring geode]

but are we going to use him THAT much?

[digital flax]

I don't think there are good backups for 15m. might as well let Stani be the backup

[daring geode]

I mean 40 mil seems like only good for someone who is going to regularly start

we can't go that insane

[digital flax]

that's the market

[daring geode]

😭

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1636026777280696321

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern held initial contract talks with Alphonso Davies' reps. The talks were met with approval from the Canadian. With the 2026 World Cup in his country expected to be a career highlight for him, Davies wants to stay in his usual environment at least until then [@FrankLinkesch]

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 3:29 PM

Oh.

[tidal hornet]

Damn

[frank jewel]

maybe.. maybe we were too harsh

[thin thorn]

Wait I'm lost, I havent been into social media much recently, whats wrong with him? hes been stellar with us hasnt he?

[frank jewel]

apparently nagelsmann wasn't super happy with him
and he was like "he was rude to the team" n other stuff

[humble trench]

what happened

[humble trench]

i was like that against psg, but look what we did

we fucked them

[frank jewel]

our defense was so good i almost shed a tear

[humble trench]

yuppp

[humble trench]

this is a huge W right?

wants to stay until 2026, maybe even longer

[frank jewel]

huge W

[inland moth]

Gigantic W

[zealous mauve]

Great news

If we can get a new striker in the summer we will be miles ahead of any other team

[frank jewel]

we need a striker 😭
tho choupo-🐐ing is great as well

[strong saddle]

I think i asked this before, but who would we sign

[zealous mauve]

But other than him, who can play st?

[frank jewel]

yea literally no one 🥹

[frank jewel]

tbh i got no clue

[zealous mauve]

That s the point, if he gets injured we are fcked

And also it s hard for a player to play every 3 days

[frank jewel]

no yea i 100% agree
i hope we can sign someone good

but like who tho

[zealous mauve]

Idk

[frank jewel]

that's the issue 😭
maybe good striker will want to transfer

[zealous mauve]

Maybe a guy like kolo muani

Or somebody young that can develop more

Haaland would have been perfect tbh

[strong saddle]

imagine Haaland at Bayern

we'd be unstoppable

[frank jewel]

one can only hope

he seems really happy at city tho

[long fox]

We're once again the only German team to make the QFs

[humble trench]

I hope for City, Madrid, Napoli or Chelsea

The others are either too easy or too annoying

we got matys tel guy

i hope Chelsea