bayern-munich

[humble trench]

idc

but give him playtime

Bayern Munich round of 16 results at home are scary 😬 PSG beware🤦

[reef prairie]

[exotic python]

WE ARE SO BIG

Bayern ultras are gonna go crazy tmrw boys

[reef prairie]

tomorrow you mean

[exotic python]

Yh mb long day today

[reef prairie]

tonight our good friends bvb

[humble trench]

tbh i hope bvb wins

[exotic python]

Lets see bvb trash chelsea

[humble trench]

i hope that every bundesliga club wins

mane is starting from the bench

[exotic python]

As in he’ll be benched or starting?

[humble trench]

benched

[exotic python]

Oh Damn

[exotic python]

Still mad I see

[humble trench]

can u leave the channel? we dont want fanboys here.

[exotic python]

He’s secretly a fan

[humble trench]

everyone is

everyone loves bayern

until we own them

[long fox]

Why only show the 8-2 game? Show the games from last season and this season as well lmfao

We own that bum club

[exotic python]

Fr lmaoooo

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-muller-gif-5915748

^^ Barcas biggest nightmare

[exotic python]

Massive club

[humble trench]

No Kobel, no Adeyemi or Moukoko

[humble trench]

broo

imagine if hernandez wasnt injured

3 in the back with upa - de ligt - hernandez

🤤

[vast coyote]

Hi guys

Finally found people who like Bayern Munich

Not a lot of people like Bayern-

[humble trench]

Can't trust any Bundesliga team these days to do something right

[placid ice]

psg gon win

[quartz helm]

We will see

[wise light]

that's true. RB Leipzig is the real team you should hate instead

Anyways yeah good to know history is on our side vs Round of 16

I don't see 8-2 incoming tho

no more than 3 imo.

[runic bay]

João Cancelo going from Man City bench to FCB bench

[vast coyote]

Yeah

I luv both Bayern and psg so I don’t mind if any of em win

[humble trench]

MATCH DAY BOYS

Praying for no robberies like last night

[dapper quest]

Hello fellow Bayern fans

[tired prism]

Bayern 3-1 PSG

That's my prediction

4-1 on agg

[humble trench]

2-1

[atomic comet]

2-0 Bayern

[humble trench]

2-2

[exotic python]

“PSG fan”

All I’m saying is that Bayern at home is a crazy

[vast coyote]

Neuer is injured

[inland moth]

no shit Sherlock

[viral remnant]

bruh hes saying neuer is injured so that could be a factor

we've seen that Sommer isn't performing like Neuer was

[glass otter]

2-0 psg

[humble trench]

Bro thinks PSG defense and midfield is world class

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1633401353774018563?t=_GyrSubSE8pLXvJavBhpWw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are only the fifth team ever to concede no goals 6 times in the first seven games of a Champions League season - the previous four teams all reached the final. #FCBPSG

Twitter · Mar 8, 2023, 9:36 AM

🍗🍗

[daring geode]

some news site:- states a random fact supporting that bayern will win ucl
also next day:- validity of fact gets broken

I swear it's indirect jinx

[glass otter]

While the 5th one out tonight

[humble trench]

Jinxing PSG 👍

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1633409533103198209?t=lMwvb3oWYUe7wKKAtGruzw&s=19
🍗

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Paris Saint-Germain have never gone through a European tie after losing the first leg at home (6 eliminations in 6 attempts). #FCBPSG

Twitter · Mar 8, 2023, 10:09 AM

[glass otter]

6 eliminations in 7 attempts

[humble trench]

😭

They pay the refs like Chelsea

2 Bundesliga teams robbed

[glass otter]

Own

[glass otter]

Nah Dortmund just useless

[humble trench]

Hasn't lost or drew since after WC

Only to lose to Chelsea

[glass otter]

We Had Man utd Barca real PSG etc fans coming here were massive

[humble trench]

True

I mean makes sense PSG fans

They don't even have their own channel

[exotic python]

Damn Rly?💀

[vast coyote]

Yup

[exotic python]

Sommer was doing everything to save that ball i rate him high

[humble trench]

Sommer has been good

I remember in the 1st leg he got hit in the face with the ball and saved it

[exotic python]

Yh he did everything

[thorny spoke]

Bro u and that twotter admin is jinxing very hard bruh

[humble trench]

🍗

Jinx protector

[shell trench]

Bro

We have a chance of getting y all

Still getting flashbacks of the last time we played y all

[thorny spoke]

Wtf every other club fans coming here💀

[shell trench]

Yeah

Cause we may play y all next lol

Like the chances of that happening are like 50 ish

[thorny spoke]

Anyways goodluck

We love destroying london clubs

[shell trench]

Gl

Please beat psg

[thorny spoke]

I rly wanna see 4231 formation today😭

[humble trench]

Not happening sadly

[thorny spoke]

💀

[shell trench]

5 3 2 🔥

Fire formation

[long fox]

Today's the day

[tired prism]

We destroy psg

And knock them out

[long fox]

You said it, Aidb

[tired prism]

Bruh these idiots in #football-chat think psg will go through just because of messi and mbappe

Can't wait to see their reactions after the game

[shell trench]

Why do you go there

They are Messi Ronaldo mbappe neymar fan kids

[long fox]

Watch Thogden's prediction video lmfao

[summer shuttle]

swedish language 🐐

[tired prism]

Already did lol, he's such a messi fanboy

[long fox]

Sometimes I really wonder what this guy's been smoking lmao

[thorny spoke]

We aint chelsea bruh

[thorny spoke]

Bro he literally supported dortmund in 1st leg and then supported chelsea yesterday

[shell trench]

Hahah

[shell trench]

Bro goes for 20 clubs

[thorny spoke]

They are just useless like skysports pundits

[shell trench]

ESPN tho

[thorny spoke]

Basically pundits

Except Micah richards tho

[shell trench]

I’ll get this server a Chelsea channel tbh by being a plat

If you’re a plat you can make a custom channel.

[thorny spoke]

Oh said i didnt realise that Chelsea dont have one channel

[shell trench]

Yeah

[humble trench]

Replace the Man City channel

[shell trench]

That’s why I’m talking more here, since Bayern is the only club I can stand

With a fan channel

[shell trench]

😭

[tired prism]

Man utd instead

[long fox]

I'd love to see his reaction after today lmfao

[humble trench]

United have fans

City not so much

[shell trench]

Y all are chill tho

[strong saddle]

Y'all ready to send PSG home

[shell trench]

Please do

I can’t stand Messi fanboys

[strong saddle]

We'll do our best

[shell trench]

Like I don’t even care if we get y all at this rate

[thorny spoke]

We all have fear that we may jinx the result

😭

[long fox]

That's why I ain't makin no score prediction

[humble trench]

Got it right last time

Doing it again this time

[thorny spoke]

Does Muller starts?

Uh wait forgot

[humble trench]

Most likely

If we play 3421

[thorny spoke]

Mb im always on 4231 formation

😭

[humble trench]

Musiala CDM

Pep tactics here

[thorny spoke]

Tf?

Atleticos 560 formation lol

Against city

[humble trench]

These english clubs

Chelsea started time wasting from 65th min lol

[shell trench]

I mean do you blame us, we barely know what winning means this season

It was blatant but yeah

[glass otter]

I predicted his voice

[humble trench]

True

[shell trench]

But yeah I really don’t care if we have y all in the quarters

I just want you to destroy psg

You guys will probably wanna play us too.

[humble trench]

I want the hardest opponents

Except Madrid

We'll destroy them in the final

[shell trench]

Y all will get them anyway

After

[humble trench]

Eh

Better to get best teams out early

If we get a team like Benfica, I can see them win

They're so underrated

[shell trench]

Yes

We could get y all

Watch

Watch us get you guys, or Napoli

[tired prism]

I want bayern v madrid in the qf

Need to knock them out

[long fox]

Naah, we can do without Madrid lmfao

[tired prism]

I'd rather face them in the qf than in the final

Cmon we want our revenge

[long fox]

Ideally, we get the winner of the AC Milan vs Tottenham game for me

[tired prism]

For all those robberies

[tired prism]

Or Chelsea

Benfica could be a dangerous one

Don't underestimate them

[long fox]

I learned my lesson from Villarreal last season lmfao

[tired prism]

It would've been better if we got benfica instead of villarreal

[shell trench]

Chelsea tho were usually good in the ucl except for the season we got smashed vs y all

[tired prism]

We would've gone through

[shell trench]

Like look

[long fox]

We slapped em in the group stage last season, so yea

[shell trench]

We almost beat prime real last season

And won the ucl the season before

[tired prism]

Chelsea have been decent in the ucl this season

Which is surprising considering their epl form

[shell trench]

We beat milan 3-0 and 2-0

[shell trench]

We are ucl merchants

[strong saddle]

Dortmund suffered from injuries

[shell trench]

Still could of won

[strong saddle]

True

[long fox]

They were dogshit in the first leg too

[shell trench]

The way we were playing, they still should of won ( we lost vs Southampton)

[strong saddle]

All they needed was to tie when they were down 1-0

[shell trench]

We were bound to hit one of the goals in

[long fox]

Dortmund should've lost the first leg too, Kobel saved em there

[shell trench]

Could y all see us making a run

To like the semis

And then getting knocked out

[strong saddle]

Uh

[tired prism]

Can't wait to destroy bvb at Allianz Arena on April 1st

[long fox]

Depends on who you get in the QFs

[strong saddle]

I don't know

Yeah

[tired prism]

Depends on qf draw

[shell trench]

Benfica yeah if we play them they’re favourites, but we can definitely upset them

[long fox]

Benfica will probably beat you

[shell trench]

Yeah

But we can upset

[tired prism]

I can't see Chelsea beating anyone except Inter, AC or Tottenham

[shell trench]

I can

We can probably beat lemme see

[tired prism]

Who?

[shell trench]

Yeah you’re correct

We can’t

They’re all strong teams

[long fox]

Even Inter will be tough for you

[shell trench]

Inter we’ll just get by

For y all

You guys will make it to the semis and then lose 4-3 in a thriller to someone

[long fox]

Madrid, right?

[shell trench]

Yeah

But I hope y all smash them

My la liga team is Seville

[long fox]

This tournament is wide open once Madrid get knocked out

[shell trench]

Napoli isn’t underrated anymore

The season they’ve had is

[tired prism]

We're winning it

[tired prism]

Could win ucl

[shell trench]

I like the optimism

Something I wish I had😭

[long fox]

Bayern vs Napoli would be a fun game ngl

[tired prism]

We've been excellent in the ucl

7 wins out of 7

6 clean sheets

[tired prism]

That should be the final

[shell trench]

Yeah but I feel real could slightly get the edge of you, you’re like 2nd in my ucl power rankings

[tired prism]

@long fox any chance of liverpool comeback?

[shell trench]

Rn real is my prediction to win it

[long fox]

We've only conceded against Plzen, that says a lot lmfao

[long fox]

No

[strong saddle]

Napoli is great

[shell trench]

^^

But they’ll fall short

[strong saddle]

It'd be nice to have them

[long fox]

In football, you never know. But personally, I don't see it @tired prism

[shell trench]

If we get Bayern, and win (99 percent we won’t win, I won’t rub it in, cause y all are chill

[strong saddle]

So we play in 4 hours or s

[shell trench]

Games at 7 am here

[long fox]

Bayern is the one team you don't wanna get, as a London club lmfao

[strong saddle]

Depending on timezones (I'm est)

[shell trench]

You think I don’t know that lol

Y all beat us 7-2 agg

[long fox]

7-1*

[shell trench]

Ah

Least it wasn’t one game

Like with Barca

[long fox]

3-0 at Stamford Bridge, 4-1 at the Allianz lmfao

[shell trench]

I’m aest

[shell trench]

Yeah y all cooked

[strong saddle]

Ah

[shell trench]

Could of scored more

[long fox]

But y'all won the UCL next season lmfao

[shell trench]

The dortmund curse is whoever beats them goes to the final

And loses

[long fox]

Thank you so much for beating City in that final btw

[strong saddle]

Lol

[shell trench]

From the knockout stages

[shell trench]

It’s a pleasure

Only fan channel I can stand here lol

[long fox]

Y'all saved football that day

[shell trench]

Hahah, if you’re a plat sub you can make a Chelsea channel

Or any channel you want

I actually may do it lol

I’m rich asf😭

[tired prism]

Fr?

[shell trench]

Yes

https://twitter.com/CFCBlues_com/status/1633435784610021384?s=20

CFC-Blues (@CFCBlues_com)

2019: Spurs
2020: PSG
2021: Man City
2022: Rangers

Every team that knocked Dortmund out of an European competition has went on to lose the Final - the Dortmund curse.

Likes

2044

Retweets

115

Twitter · Mar 8, 2023, 11:53 AM

[tired prism]

No way Chelsea making it to the final lol

[shell trench]

Hey

We’re still in it

Not giving up hope

[tired prism]

Ik

Put the league aside

Just focus on ucl

[shell trench]

We should focus on league next season

But yeah

[tired prism]

@shell trench so are you potter in or potter out?

[shell trench]

Middle

I was out now I’m unsure again

That 3 4 3 formation he did was class

[tired prism]

Let's see

If he can get results on a regular basis

But there should be a Chelsea channel

Quite a lot of Chelsea fans here

[shell trench]

I’ll be a plat sub so they’ll be one soon

[shell trench]

Dw

Cause yeah

[tired prism]

Plat sub?

[shell trench]

If you’re a platinum subscriber you get your own custom channel

That’s how serie a only Italian got made

[tired prism]

I see

[long fox]

Yea, no way you make it to the final lmao

[shell trench]

I mean

I had no hope of beating bvp

Bvb so

[long fox]

BVB are bottlers

[shell trench]

Yeah

But

[tired prism]

Screw that small club

Their momentum has been lost

[shell trench]

If you look at it closer

[long fox]

I wonder how that'll impact their league form

[tired prism]

Now they'll be back to their usual self

[shell trench]

It’s only two clubs we have to get past

[tired prism]

Bayern

[shell trench]

May not even get y all

Cause we will be knocked out earlier

[long fox]

Man City are still in there... they own you lmfao

[shell trench]

I agree

[tired prism]

We aren't getting knocked out by anyone

[shell trench]

But not in the ucl

[shell trench]

I mean cause we suck

[tired prism]

Don't forget their ucl history

[shell trench]

If it’s ucl I have hope

[long fox]

Inb4 Spurs win the UCL lmfao

[shell trench]

Hahahah

[wet blade]

Easy win today guys

we CANNOT fuck this up

[wet blade]

It could be positive for their league performance

because now they are able to put all focus onto the league

compared to us our players would be resting for ucl

and it could be disastrous like it almost did with stuttgart

[tired prism]

Ucl is more important for us than the league

[wet blade]

Yeah thats true

[daring geode]

and a month later, we shall see potter getting the sack and zidane getting in

[exotic python]

💯💯

[eternal sequoia]

The best news for today’s game is that neymar r out

[humble trench]

kvartsfinalen var bra för oss

[tired prism]

He sucks anyways so doesn't matter

[reef prairie]

+1 player to defend

so it's bad

[main charm]

Hey so the other day I got this second-hand bayern shirt and I have been trying to search what year was it made in. I have tried using Google Lens, nothing. I have tried looking at the kits from every year since 2008. I still found no results. Until I found a picture of Heynckes from 2013 with the same design around the adidas icon. But still I was not able to find it even specifying the year. Can anyone help me find the origin of this jersey

it also has the "Mia San Mia" written in one sleeve

[minor sun]

im pretty sure its the coach training kit from 12/13 i dont know if they were even sold online

[main charm]

I have no idea how the seller owned it but they were selling it as "Bayern Monaco Shirt" for 5 bucks

my dad said it was probably a girl selling his ex boyfriend's shirt or something

[minor sun]

maybe it was something only physical stores sold

[main charm]

the seller was italian also

[copper pivot]

Today we will destroy Paris.

[main charm]

maybe it's super exclusive and I can resell it for sum good money

[proper wind]

inshaAllah

[copper pivot]

InshaAlla

Coman last two months is on fire

[proper wind]

fr

i hope mbappe doesnt do much damage

im genuinely scared of him but i do trust our defence

i just dont want stanisic starting on the same side as mbappe 😭

[exotic python]

Sanningen

[main charm]

bayern's defence is absolutely sick I totally trust them

Plus psg is in a really bad form

[proper wind]

yeah

my english teacher really said araujo is clear of de ligt today 💀

[strong saddle]

I'm nervous today

[proper wind]

same

[strong saddle]

I don't want to see us do a Dortmund

[lament tree]

it's likely bayern will win

but mbappe is recovered from his injury now

i think the match will end up being 2-1

[proper wind]

to who

[humble trench]

why😭

[glass otter]

Change schools

[humble trench]

Sue him

[carmine flume]

#1082891027481899108

[proper wind]

stanisic starts

oh well

i trust bayern

[strong saddle]

That had better not haunt us later

[long fox]

What's goin on with Cancelo? Why's he gettin dropped all of a sudden? lol

[humble trench]

Bc we play 3 atb

[upper hollow]

where is neuer

[strong saddle]

Still injured

[humble trench]

Injured until summer

Or maybe he can return in may

But Hernández out until June-July

[strong saddle]

If he does return in May, he won't do anything

Or much

[humble trench]

Yeah

No reason to play him when way out of form

[minor sun]

He has never started together with Davies

Also Coman is undroppable rn he has to play

[eternal sequoia]

wht abt mazroui ?

[humble trench]

False

[mighty sparrow]

Benched by better defender

Stanisic

[humble trench]

They both started vs Wolfsburg

[eternal sequoia]

Not a better defender but more defensive palyer the coach obviously goin defensive

[minor sun]

Hes Been injured

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1633543456269164553?t=FfeAY8YKWWOl6uOYXGfz9Q&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Welcome back, Noussair Mazraoui

Likes

137

Twitter · Mar 8, 2023, 7:01 PM

[minor sun]

Ok once

[long fox]

Nerves low-key hittin me now, and I usually don't get nervous

[eternal sequoia]

Hope we win the match and the ninja turtle guy gets an injury or something to stop him from scoring

[humble trench]

Nah we don't need to injure him

He'll injure himself after missing 2 pens

[eternal sequoia]

I rlly hope so

[minor sun]

Point still Stands tho they haven’t played together much because they’re too attacking for a back 4 and in a back 5 coman is better rwb and stanisic is a better cb

[eternal sequoia]

I think we’ll be in a big trouble if the coach decided to play defensive

[long fox]

Let's not do a Dortmund

[minor sun]

He won’t

[wet blade]

Easy win for us hopefully

[keen bronze]

praying for whoever verses u in the next round

ur defense is too good

u just can’t pull a dortmund

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/PSGhub/status/1633553372916723713?cxt=HHwWgsC9peiIxqstAAAA

[mighty sparrow]

Good to see sane benched

[hoary token]

Hi

Hope were gonna win

[humble trench]

Lets gooo Bayern

[strong saddle]

ready?

[strong saddle]

ok we gotta do something

[eternal sequoia]

shhiiiit

[humble trench]

DE LIGT MY GOAT

Extend until 2050

Idc

[strong saddle]

heart attack

[craggy siren]

sommer do a little trolling 😅

[eternal sequoia]

so truee

[humble trench]

De Ligt best CB itw

[lavish carbon]

icl de ligt is so good

[humble trench]

De ligt

I'm on drugs

[lavish carbon]

wanna trade de ligt for marcos alonso(it's a good trade)

[long fox]

De Ligt carrying

[eternal sequoia]

worth every penny

[mystic geode]

holy fck de ligt

[lavish carbon]

yeah he's so good

[lavish carbon]

I might throw an extra eric garcia in there as well

[wise light]

This is kinda nervewracking

[craggy siren]

sommer thought he is a gladbach player

[wise light]

Hopefully we can make it through

[lavish carbon]

offer still stands lads

don't waste it

[wise light]

Back and forth game 😅

[humble trench]

sorry but i need to reject your offer, youre being too nice

[wise light]

0-0 (1-0 on agg.) HT

Decent 1st Half

[strong saddle]

breather

[humble trench]

DE LIGT IS GOATED

[wise light]

Agreed. But let's keep that for the full 90

[lavish carbon]

nah dw mate we're fone

just wanna help

[wise light]

XG: Bayern 0.25, PSG 0.87, 4 shots to 5 shots, 2 shots on target to 1

[strong saddle]

but yeah

De Ligt saved our ass

[wise light]

Not too bad but that xG value ain't great

[lavish carbon]

so you might stand a chance next time you face us(barca)

[humble trench]

nah dw man, we will keep him

[lavish carbon]

you usually do so poorly against us

[humble trench]

ye true

[lavish carbon]

I'm sure marcos alonso would help you

[humble trench]

dont mind us stealing frenkie tho

[golden halo]

alonso is a goat

[lavish carbon]

nah I'm telling you he's oberhyped

don't bother

[wise light]

45 minutes to go... Most nervous 45 mins of my life again!

[hoary token]

2020 flashbacks

[wise light]

true

[golden halo]

nah if he's over hyped to you let bayern have him

[humble trench]

PSG attacks giving me heart attacks

PSG could've gotten a penalty tbh

[hoary token]

Tbh i am trembling from the 1st minute

[wise light]

They always were going to.

[humble trench]

When Messi was in the box

[wise light]

But we've defended pretty well

[eternal sequoia]

the team is handling messi so good

[wise light]

Who cares about the what ifs. Lets focus on the 2nd half

[humble trench]

Yeah, just saying though

[wise light]

So far yeah

[lavish carbon]

no he'd only hurt you

[strong saddle]

The second half is gonna give me panic attacks

[wise light]

I know. It was intense

[strong saddle]

I'm gonna grab a bite to eat then I'll be back, how long is ht

[wise light]

15 mins as usual lol

[strong saddle]

Okay

[humble trench]

We need to score 1st

Only then I can relax a bit

[long fox]

45 minutes... heart attack time

[wise light]

If we score, we go through for sure

[humble trench]

Who knows

Anyone can score 2 goals in 1 min

[long fox]

Severe butt clenching time

[wise light]

true but unlikely obv

I'm sweating like crazy

[strong saddle]

I'm having Vietnam flashbacks of what Dortmund did

[wise light]

We need this bigtime.

Especially after last season's utter disgrace

[golden halo]

the madrid game is probably gonna be less stressful than this

except if we make a comeback...

[wise light]

No it really won't.

[strong saddle]

Last season was fucking terrible

[wise light]

The 1st leg of PSG first half was the most relaxing lmao

[strong saddle]

RMA is unpredictable

[wise light]

anyone remember this. Forgot Messi was playing in that game lol

Should've taken advantage of it. Hopefully it won't matter.

[long fox]

They just parked the bus

[wise light]

yeah lol

[long fox]

Yea, shoulda beat em by more than just 1

[wise light]

2 times in a week for De Ligt there

Just realized that lol

Our defense is rock solid with him back there

[long fox]

We just need a goal

[wise light]

Yep, that's been our struggle suit

We'll find one at some point, we've only failed to score in one game since February 2020 after all.

[strong saddle]

Staying focused and not fucking up is key

[wise light]

two games rather

Forgot about.... you know who

[wise light]

Yes. Its crucial here.

[long fox]

Coman, do what you do best lol

[wise light]

He needs to be better involved in the game.

[strong saddle]

Yes

[long fox]

Only he can score against these lot apparently

[wise light]

And Choupo is limiting the holdup play. I want to bleach my eyes the more I see it

[golden halo]

woah did not know that

[strong saddle]

Ht almost over

[wise light]

🙏

[strong saddle]

Pray

[long fox]

Butt clench time boys

Never unclench

[strong saddle]

Pray to the football gods

[wise light]

yeah... that wouldn't end well

[wise light]

I just hope that offside goals don't start goin in for PSG. Those gave me a heart attack in the first leg

[strong saddle]

Yeah same

[wise light]

🤞

[strong saddle]

Nearly

THATS THE STUFF

[wise light]

GOALLLLLLL

1-0!!!!!

[eternal sequoia]

yeeeeeees

[wise light]

under review fuck

[hoary token]

FUCKING GOAT

[long fox]

Does it stand?

[hoary token]

Idk

I hope so

[wise light]

No.

Fuck you Muller, why'd you attempt the ball

[long fox]

Fuck off

[strong saddle]

Aaaaaaaaand it's offside

[shell trench]

Unlucky.

Please hold on

[strong saddle]

Or quote "offside"

[humble trench]

Never offside

[shell trench]

Offside cancels 50 percent of our goals

[humble trench]

Muller didn't touch it

[shell trench]

So I know how it feels

[long fox]

Shitcunts

[humble trench]

Psg paying refs now

[wise light]

That opens up the game tho

We look better after that

[shell trench]

That’s Barca job

[humble trench]

And Chelsea

[long fox]

P$G

[shell trench]

Not really

We got robbed vs west ham

[eternal sequoia]

gooooooaaaal

[strong saddle]

Choupo-Moting

[long fox]

Who else but Choupo Moting

[hoary token]

NOW IT COUNTS

LETS GO

[wise light]

YESSSSS

1-0!!!!!

[forest hare]

Knock those frauds out

[digital flax]

Man when our team decides to work we literally ate them

[golden halo]

thank god

now we can calm down

[wise light]

I told you we were gonna score at some point

Another defensive error by PSG, and that's going to be what seperates us. The defending.

[hoary token]

Now the match will get the tempo

[wise light]

Yeah we have the momentum

Once we score, we don't stop

Not scoring but the tempo I mean

[strong saddle]

God help me Sommer

[eternal sequoia]

sommer goat

[strong saddle]

Sommer just did an alien like save

[wise light]

What a save

[humble trench]

Our defense too strong

[wise light]

It's been solid so far

[humble trench]

This will help us progress further

[wise light]

De Ligt has looked like a rock

Sommer has made up for that shit in the 1st half

Let's not start that, its only 2-0

[humble trench]

ez win for u guys

[wise light]

But yeah the PSG attack has been pretty quiet so far

1-0 (2-0 on agg.) 68'

Pretty solid performance so far

Second half defo better than the first. Got everyone more involved

And of course the two scorers for us in this game as an overall tie: Choupo-Moting and Coman

What a surprise lol

[civic kraken]

Bayern are defo dominating messi

[wise light]

Hes finished lol

Just a joke, don't know why we subbed him in for Choupo.

But whatever

[wise light]

Altho hes been pretty bad recently lol

Him and Gnabry

[craggy siren]

i think cancelo gonna come in for coman

he seems tired

[eternal sequoia]

no gnabry will

[inland moth]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE

[inland moth]

God please no

[glass otter]

I would rather have coman defend

[inland moth]

gnabry is ass rn

give Cancelo time

my man is already sad

[wise light]

Yeah please give Cancelo some game time

[wise light]

Agreed 100%

We need to sell him if he keeps this up

Another chance wasted by Sane...

Typical

At least recently

They're bringin on the 16 year old PSG!

[craggy siren]

mane is coming in 🔥

[inland moth]

Sadio mane

[strong saddle]

mane

[inland moth]

[wise light]

Wow wasn't far off. 17.

Pen?

That looked sus

Nah

He got the ball

[eternal sequoia]

hope he's good cuz he just came from injury]

[wise light]

He's had good moments since he's come on. Certainly looks better than the frauds of Gnabry and Sane

[wise light]

In the other games hes done so, i mean

[craggy siren]

f

[wise light]

You're scaring me

9 mins to go + stoppage. 1-0 (2-0 on agg.) 81'

[humble trench]

stop hating sane

ffs

I LOVE BAYERN SO MUCH ❤️

[wise light]

Hes not been great. Really ever since we signed him.

Overall i mean

He's had some good patches of form

But really the majority of his form has been bad

The striker I can't pronounce is coming on for PSG too

Good luck PSG

Musiala Mane

[humble trench]

hes still great, but nagelsmann keeps changing his formation

[wise light]

This can't be Nagelsmann's fault always

What formation does Sane work in then let me know plz

[humble trench]

he played so good in the first games, changed stuff and he plays worse

[wise light]

Cuz he doesn't seem to work in any of em

Not work but fit in I should say

[wise light]

Thats called a players' form

Lmao

Nagelsmann has barely changed the system. Please tell me why it works for other players but not Sane. (From the original 4-2-3-1 i mean)

[humble trench]

he played well in 4231

[wise light]

He was meh in my opinion in that formation

[humble trench]

but i agree with gnabry

[wise light]

Altho, I have to say, Sane in the group stage was brilliant

But since then, haven't seen too much from him

[humble trench]

sane is our CL topscorer

[wise light]

5 mins to go

[wise light]

Yeah, as I said, good in the group stage

[humble trench]

cancelo

lets go

[wise light]

For 5 mins lmao...

1-0 (2-0 on agg.) 86'

[eternal sequoia]

noo not goretzka

[wise light]

Gotta rest our midfielders as much as possible

We only have 3 after all

Given Sabi's loan

[stuck stream]

I hope bayern score one more just to make it hurt

[humble trench]

can play cancelo on midfield

[sterile bison]

gnabry what is that hair

he needs a haircut

[wise light]

Sane giving the ball away again....

[sterile bison]

sane have been shit

[wise light]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING! He needs a haircut!

[humble trench]

???? its his cooking haircut

[stuck stream]

Facts

[wise light]

It looks ridiculous

[stuck stream]

He's trying to look like what sané used to look like

[lavish carbon]

choose your goat carefully

[sterile bison]

bayern have the best defence in europe

[stuck stream]

Love to see Messi lose lol

[lavish carbon]

that's just true

[sterile bison]

idc what statistics people show me

bayern are so good in every area of the game

[lavish carbon]

gj guys

congratulations

[wise light]

Goal. 2-0

[lavish carbon]

you deserve

[sterile bison]

they would crush the prem

[sterile bison]

bit late bud

[strong saddle]

we did it

[lavish carbon]

prepare for mbappe hattrick

[wise light]

Just got the update lmao

[sterile bison]

oh lol

wait

2-0 in the game?

[wise light]

Gnabry!!!!!

[sterile bison]

or on agg?

[wise light]

Yep

[craggy siren]

yes

[wise light]

3-0 agg

[sterile bison]

OH DAMN

[craggy siren]

3-0 agg

[lavish carbon]

never doubted you

[sterile bison]

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW

[stuck stream]

This is a joy to watch lol

[sterile bison]

TURNS OUT IM THE SLOW ONE

[hoary token]

DONE

[wise light]

2-0 (3-0 agg)

[hoary token]

WE SENT THEM HOME

[sterile bison]

DADADAD

[wise light]

GNABRY DOES SOEMTHING FOR ONCE!

[hoary token]

IM CRYING

[sterile bison]

I LOVE THE MUSIC AFTER BAYERN SCORE

DADADAADA

[long fox]

Afro Gnabry is the best Gnabry

[wise light]

It really isn't but Gnabry FINALLY did something for once! Yayyyy!

[strong saddle]

eh?

[wise light]

No

It is not offisde

Its 3-0 on agg

[lavish carbon]

guys just

one quick request

[humble trench]

psg is shiiiiiit wth

[lavish carbon]

please beat the shit out of madrid

idc what else happens

just if you get them

kick their ass please

ik it's hard but please

[wise light]

Fantastic performance y'all! 2-0 (3-0)

[lavish carbon]

if we can do it than you can do it

[wise light]

Good save Donnaruma. Close to 3 in the game

[twilit sky]

jaaaaa

[wise light]

DEUTSCHE FUSSBALL MEISTER! FCB!

[stuck stream]

PSG don't know what they're doing lol they buy expensive players but don't know how to organise the team properly

[twilit sky]

Tbh psg had chances but their asses couldn’t finish shit

[wise light]

Full of stars, not a team

[wise light]

That's called good defending

[twilit sky]

Yes

[wise light]

But true PSG couldn't do much lol

[stuck stream]

Yup. No chemistry

[inland moth]

we're all in favor of keeping Cancelo?

[craggy siren]

Mia San Mia

[wise light]

Ye

[sterile bison]

nah hes coming to madrid

[wise light]

Maybe, maybe not. Depends on how Stani plays

[twilit sky]

Man ramos towering muller had me for a moment there tbh

[eternal sequoia]

wht a game!!!

[wise light]

GOAL

3-0

[sterile bison]

i have so much respect for bayern

[lavish carbon]

no goal

[twilit sky]

Nahhh

[wise light]

Damn

Nvm

[inland moth]

Bayern have a 70 mil buy option

[digital flax]

Off?

[lavish carbon]

does it matter tho?

[stuck stream]

I hope bayern win the champions league again. I don't want real Madrid to win again for a while. They've won way too many

[inland moth]

Let kahn talk with him

[lavish carbon]

he's a child. He's a baller

that's what he is

[twilit sky]

Mbappe and messi completely stopped by the titanic defense of Bayern

[inland moth]

you know he won't act up after talking to kahn

[wise light]

Half a step off

But who cares!

Still 3-0 on agg

[inland moth]

cause he would get a whooping

[glass otter]

How many times is this guy offside

[hoary token]

Off

[twilit sky]

Kahn finna kill if he does that💀

[stuck stream]

Little things like that make me hate VAR lol

[strong saddle]

the bayern psg channel has a minute cooldown lmao

[lavish carbon]

ggs guys

deserved the win

[long fox]

PissG

[glass otter]

Cancelo made impact

GG ez

[inland moth]

Cancelo to bayern on long terms here we go! at the end of the season

[wise light]

Would've had 4 if not for VAR

Get in there!!!!!

[stuck stream]

Ikr. If this was the old days, it would be 4 nil lol

[wise light]

2-0 (3-0 on agg.) FT.

[strong saddle]

on to the quarters

[wise light]

Jaaaaa

[wet blade]

We are so goated

[stuck stream]

I'd like to see Bayern vs Real Madrid

[lavish carbon]

win with Madrid than

all I ask

[wet blade]

revenge

[inland moth]

if we don't buy Cancelo for 70 mil im slapping salihamidzic

[lavish carbon]

yes

you got VAR this time so no offside goals

[wet blade]

factos

[stuck stream]

Real Madrid are unpredictable and I'm worried. They might seem like shit in every other competition but in champions league they play different

[glass otter]

Best team itw

[inland moth]

70 mil for a player like him is insane tbh

[glass otter]

Haters always will make excuses for us to look bad

[lavish carbon]

icl they're so mid in la liga it's crazy

Ancelotti can't build a consistent team

[humble trench]

7 out of 8 clean sheets so far

[inland moth]

De ligt man of the Match btw

[lavish carbon]

but he knows what to do in the champions leagur

[glass otter]

When i saw Barca fan i said oh no but nvm u good

[lavish carbon]

that's mad impressive icl

[stuck stream]

I don't think they care about winning la liga this season. They just want their 15th champions league

[glossy escarp]

gg

[long fox]

Paris Saint Germain, AU REVOIR!!

[safe glen]

Plzen only one being able to score

[wise light]

Ja

[wise light]

That is honestly SO RIDICULOUS

[inland moth]

do we have any new on Cancelo actually staying btw?

[lavish carbon]

plzen is just too good

[glossy escarp]

Real Madrid 🤝 PSG, consecutively knocking PSG out in the Ro16

[wise light]

Do we need him?

[inland moth]

yes

He's class

[wise light]

I like Stani

Altho we do need more defenders

He's too expensive imo

[inland moth]

and for 70 mil it's insane

[long fox]

Another day, another clean sheet

[wise light]

Yep

[stuck stream]

How old is cancelo?

[wise light]

70 mil is a lot.

For Bayern especially

[long fox]

Viktoria Plzen, the only team that has scored against us

[inland moth]

we extended Choupo-Moting and Tel is for the future

[safe glen]

28 I believe

[stuck stream]

Hmm

[inland moth]

no striker needed

[wise light]

R. I. D. I. C. U. L. O. U. S.

[inland moth]

midfield is perfect with konrad Laimer coming for free

Neuer will return next season so we have 2 class keepers

so why don't get Cancelo

[wise light]

I would disagree, too many draws without a striker. Too little conversion.

[inland moth]

he's World class

[long fox]

Thogden.... sorry not sorry lmfao

Go cry now

[inland moth]

that's not due to striker

[wise light]

Too much money. We need a striker.

[wise light]

Yes it is.

[stuck stream]

I agree

[inland moth]

we played like shit

[wise light]

We had so many chances in those draws that we should have converted

[inland moth]

gnabry and sane didn't perform

[wise light]

Look at the shots on target

[wise light]

Yeah so we need a striker who can

[inland moth]

that was a huge problem

and who

[wise light]

Choupo is good, but not good enough.

[wise light]

David? Vlahovic?

[inland moth]

Vlahovic too expensive

[humble trench]

Congratulations to them lmao

[inland moth]

not worth it tbh

[humble trench]

For now this season

[inland moth]

I'd go for a player like kane

[humble trench]

Keep him

[wise light]

Just an opinion of mine. Maybe I'm thinking too much about how LEwa scored 41 goals for us per season lol

[long fox]

Who do you reckon we get in the Quarters?

[humble trench]

Next season we will see inshallah

[stuck stream]

Eww lmao

[humble trench]

I'm hoping someone easy I mean ffs we top our group to get an easy team and we get PSG lmao

[humble trench]

God willing benfica

[strong saddle]

I feel really bad for Kane because he's good

Just a bad club

[inland moth]

I want Cancelo to stay I mean at city he definitely doesn't like it

[humble trench]

Is intermilan possible to get?

[humble trench]

If they go through ofc

[glossy escarp]

Watch UEFA give City Benfica so they get further in the competition

[inland moth]

yes

[stuck stream]

He should've stayed at bayern. It's so weird seeing him in a barca kit. Makes me want to throw up every time I see it lol

[inland moth]

everyone expect Napoli is fine

[humble trench]

Istg exactly lmao

[humble trench]

Napoli and real Madrid not this early on Atleast

[inland moth]

I mean maybe we don't need a striker

we payed 20 mil for tel at 17

[glossy escarp]

Us or Napoli would be the worst draws to get

[inland moth]

Salihamidzic definitely cooked something right there

[glossy escarp]

You want somebody like Benfica

[humble trench]

I want Napoli lmao

[glossy escarp]

Or soon to be AC Milan

[humble trench]

Mbappe and Messi highlights vs Bayern Munich 😘😘😘😘

[inland moth]

I hope tel keeps on improving

he's scored 5 goals this season

[digital flax]

Big game boys

[humble trench]

We want a team that isn't too easy

Nor too hard

Teams like intermilan

Ac Milan

Or Napoli perfect

And InshAllah an expected win vs all 3

We got rigged by that Choupo offside goal

Should've been a goal 100%

[modest pewter]

Yes

[modest pewter]

Napoli might just tickle a bit..

[humble trench]

Might actually scored a goal vs us

Let's keep our clean sheet record

[stuck stream]

Yeah napoli have been brilliant this season. I see them scoring against bayern but I don't see them winning

[humble trench]

I think we might break a record for most clean sheets consecutively

1 more clean sheet needed

[humble trench]

So far 4 straight games cleen sheets

Our record is 4?

[long fox]

Messi who?

[glossy escarp]

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Upamecano's new pet

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De Ligt with a huge clearance off the line

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PSG getting knocked out in round of 16 of UCL

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Twitter · Mar 8, 2023, 9:48 PM

[half inlet]

PSG's daddy

[humble trench]

Messi must always have some bad luck against Bayern

Not hard beating PSG

[inland moth]

Madrid next

pls

[humble trench]

Messi got his ass whooped about 4 times in 2 diff clubs in a row now iirc

[golden halo]

I wouldn't do that if I were you

[inland moth]

nah

we got robbed by them

[humble trench]

Madrid in the final

[inland moth]

with offside goals

[humble trench]

Now we go for Napoli

[inland moth]

this time VAR exists

[golden halo]

still they can own anyone

speaking from experience

[inland moth]

can't even beat barca

[long fox]

I'd like AC Milan

[inland moth]

I'd like Benfica

[long fox]

Need to fix our record a bit

[humble trench]

Not Benfica

[long fox]

AC Milan or Chelsea would be ideal

[humble trench]

Against underdogs we're bad

[golden halo]

oh yeah villa

[inland moth]

give us Rasen Ballsport Leipzig

[long fox]

They're goin out lol

[humble trench]

Nah

[long fox]

We will have to carry the BuLi yet again

[inland moth]

I hope both teams lose

[golden halo]

give bayern porto or some

[humble trench]

Actually Nkunku is injured

Eh

[long fox]

I want AC Milan the most

[eternal sequoia]

when will they announce the teams that will face each other in the quarter final ?

[humble trench]

Friday?

next week ofc

ill take Chelsea

[shell trench]

We’d get humbled

[humble trench]

again? 😏😘

[shell trench]

Happy y all beat psg, praying we get ac milan-Porto

[humble trench]

football won tonight

[shell trench]

Yeah

Spurs lost too

Messi fanboys got shut up.

[humble trench]

yeah want Leipzig to win against city

gonna be very hard tho

almost impossible

just want people to shut up about the "farmers League"

[shell trench]

Nah city can drop the game

[shell trench]

It’s weaker then the prem, but the comp isn’t a cake walk

It’s overhated

[humble trench]

finally someone with a brain

[humble trench]

yeah because we got the 50+1 rule

[shell trench]

It’s probably more challenging then la liga.

[humble trench]

i think Bayern would compete for first place in prem

[shell trench]

Yeah

[humble trench]

would love to see the reactions then

[shell trench]

The super league is coming💩, but uefea we’re also planning to make a super league too

[humble trench]

hopefully its gonna flop

[shell trench]

Guess we gotta face the facts it’s going to be a real thing soon

[humble trench]

yup :(

[shell trench]

😭

[shell trench]

But none the less, I’ll still follow it (since we’ll be in there

[humble trench]

players play to much nowadays

[potent terrace]

Good win today lads

[vagrant bridge]

Yooo psg lost

[humble trench]

just a reminder that Chelsea fans were mad de ligt went to Bayern and said "hes a flop anyways"