#bayern-munich

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glass otter
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dortmund form is false alarm

jovial spear
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It's nice seeing a title race

wise light
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Not if we lose to Union today. Not a possibility imo but still

long fox
wise light
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A draw hopefully

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Dont want Leipzig to get too many points either

long fox
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Leipzig, quite an in form Schalke, Koln, us, Union... Jesus lmfao

wise light
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Freiburg winning too

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These draws have killed us

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We need to do what we did the last time we did this shit. Win 13 games in a row or whatever

thorny spoke
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Win or lose against berlin we win treble

wise light
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But still, I'm worried about another draw

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I don't think we can afford another one

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Especially to Union

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3 points is a necessity today

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12 wins this season isn't good enough right now

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I'm just glad it was 7 draws and 2 losses and not the reverse lol

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Last time we had this few wins, Dortmund won the league

humble trench
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stanisic starting!!!!!11111

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no cancelo 👶

tired prism
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Wtf

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Why no cancelo?

long fox
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At least no Gnabry

wise light
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Thank god

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Coman starts

surreal snow
wise light
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I get Stanisic

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It's a back 3 and he can play CB

surreal snow
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this starting line up is fine

wise light
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And we have to play Coman, he's been class recently

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So its a back 5 with two wing backs

surreal snow
wise light
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Cuz we have no Upa we have to play Stani

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I think it's a pretty good lineup

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No real oddities

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Best we could do, unless we did the back 4, but that's not really been working recently.

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Or, at least Nagelsmann doesn't like that formation anymore idk lmao

long fox
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Must win game today

wise light
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Well yeah, as is all of our others thanks to the 7 draws

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We play Stuttgart after Union 🙄

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Which apparently is never not going to be a 2-2 draw lol

long fox
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We beat em 5-0 away last season lol

tawny beacon
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How’s cancelo been for u guys

inland moth
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good

wise light
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Yes get in 1-1

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SC_Freiburg 1-1 BayerLeverkusen 68'

proper wind
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huh

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we playing a 352

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interesting

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also i cant believe musiala is already 20

inland moth
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Stanisic please prove yourself

proper wind
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i hope he does well

atomic comet
digital flax
inland moth
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Im registered

humble trench
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Winning 2-0

long fox
humble trench
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✨ bday boy ✨

humble trench
wise light
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FUCK OFF UNION

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Bayern 3-0 Union_Berlin HT

long fox
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This game escalated quickly lmfao

wise light
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Yep

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1st goal, and then two more

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Game done good night Union

long fox
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I thought it was gonna be a frustrating ass game

wise light
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Union at home never really is. Union away is frustratng

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Beat em 4-0 last time at home

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Coman is on fire

long fox
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Really happy for my boy Musiala

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Scored on his birthday

wise light
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Yes Happy Birthday Musiala!

wise light
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Hey its snowing....

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And you know how we play in the snow xd

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I mean its not coming down hard but still

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And just as I say that, its starting to come down hard

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Wow...

long fox
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GG

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Good shit

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Counter Terrorists Win

strong saddle
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Solid win today

humble trench
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Gg

surreal snow
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psg is finito

long fox
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Bruh

glass otter
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I told u gladbach loss was false alarm

digital flax
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means nothing

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Every game has different conditions

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you mean when gnabry was subbed in?

long fox
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Oh shut up lmfao

digital flax
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Cuz Coman had a good work rate that game

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Like Mbappe

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I was speaking figuratively

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and offsides part of the game last I checked

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Mbappe is a player that needs service

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Team has to work collectively to stop him

humble trench
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Against Marseille who bottomed a group of Spurs Sporting and Frankfurt

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We're still winning

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Even a draw is fine by me

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As long as we advance

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They aren't

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But even we would score 3 past them

exotic python
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U gotta believe

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Cant doubt Bayern

humble trench
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PSG averaging an injury per game

digital flax
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We were like that at times

surreal snow
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we still are

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you just dont notice it anymore

surreal snow
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i dont see a single loss/draw here

long fox
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Nice jinx

digital flax
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[Jinx Protector 🍗]

surreal zinc
stray flume
surreal snow
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no way you think we lose against Psg at home, tie to Leverkusen and dortmund, win against freiburg in the dfb pokal but then lose just 4 days later against Freiburg?

wise light
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Sorry but Stuttgart

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is always a draw lmao

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apparently

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anyways

wise light
long fox
wise light
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Drew 2-2 vs them in our last 2 games v them lol

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Although 2 times ago we won 0-5

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Hopefully we can return to that form this time around

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(We kinda need to do so)

long fox
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We drew em 2-2 twice at home lol

wise light
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.

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Lol

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Ridiculous

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Well then maybe we can win

humble trench
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That game means nothing lmao thats Marseille

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We are Bayern

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Mazroui and mane are back vs PSG

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Only players who will be missing the match

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Neuer pavard and Hernandez

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All have good backups

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In Sommer ofc and for.pavard mazroui and for Hernandez de ligt

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So used to seeing Neuer, Hernández and Mané injured every week

humble trench
humble trench
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Good to have him (Mané) back

humble trench
humble trench
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And an attacking musiala

humble trench
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Plus we have choupo anyways he is a good enough striker

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Mané Coman is good enough

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Sané and Gnabry haven't looked that good recently

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And when was the last time we played a 4-2-3-1?

humble trench
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We should go back to it

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I mean we shouldn't fix something that isn't broken

humble trench
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Yes exactly

digital flax
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Bayern want to invest in Uruguay and are planning to take over first division club Club Atlético River Plate through a Sports Limited Company, which would manage the first team and all the men's youth divisions of the Uruguayan side [
@ESPNDeportes
]

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This is big

humble trench
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Not comparable to Bayern

humble trench
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Lmao not against it or anything

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Just confused lmao

digital flax
humble trench
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So long as we make money

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Idc

digital flax
humble trench
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There is that too

jovial spear
surreal snow
placid ice
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psg gon win over u

upbeat sedge
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k

long fox
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pooyern munich 💀

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Bro tried it

humble trench
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Hi, I’m new to football. Who is Bayern’s best player?

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Right now, Coman

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Or Musiala

humble trench
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Thanks

daring geode
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why tho

thorny spoke
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Wt are u on

humble trench
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Gnabry is in form? Lol

thorny spoke
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Uhh in starting XI i meant

glass otter
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He starts unfortunately

digital flax
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He didnt start last game or against PSG

digital flax
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Julian is already a coaching icon

thorny spoke
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Guys whole team are playing top class

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No best or worst players for me

glass otter
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but i'd say musiala

minor sun
humble trench
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someone got his first trophy in 5.5 years and is already taking shit kekw kekw

long fox
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  • United fan
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In what universe my dude?

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How's your first trophy in 6 years mate? kekw

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Yea.. this guy's clearly been dropped on his head as a kid

digital flax
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Lol. Bayern is certainly bigger than united.

long fox
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No way anyone can actually say that with a straight face kekw

golden halo
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european they are

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not their fault their league isn't as competitive

long fox
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Only thing United have on Bayern is that they have a more global fanbase I'd say lmfao

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More success..... 💀

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Clueless mfer

upbeat sedge
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Didn’t we…win 6 trophies in a season?

golden halo
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why is this even a discussion Bayern>united wtf

long fox
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No, you just don't watch football and you're fuckin clueless lmfao

golden halo
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aight get this guy outta here

long fox
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You're just embarrassing yourself at this rate

digital flax
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UCL trophies

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any other trophy

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Yes it does kekw

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Yes it does

long fox
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Yea, cuz football started 25 years ago right?

golden halo
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bayern has a record against english teams

long fox
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This guy has the stupidest arguments man

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You're just waffling

golden halo
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61 matches played
26 wins
18 draws
17 losses

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sounds like a good record to me

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most deluded fan on earth

golden halo
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man got a carabao cup and now talks big

digital flax
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I mean if United history only includes the last 25 years that's your problem

long fox
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Remove Ferguson, 80% of United's history is gone

digital flax
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Man only said 25 years cuz he knows he has nothing on Bayern before that kekw

golden halo
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hansi flick worst season at bayern solos all the other manager after sir alex

long fox
digital flax
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That's a troll here

long fox
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How old are you?

golden halo
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NO PASSION HE SAYS

long fox
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Bullshit

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You're talkin like an infant

golden halo
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man I was bored watching city vs bristol
I'm not bored anymore coming into this argument

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but wtf are you on

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it's almost like phez talking

long fox
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You'll never be on Madrid, Bayern or even Barca's level

golden halo
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HE'S HALF GERMAN

long fox
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Suck it up and move on

golden halo
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success is madrid wtf

long fox
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Again.. Success lmfaooooooo

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The two biggest clubs in football lol

golden halo
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and yet 3 teams are set to be knocked out of this ucl round of 16

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maybe the prem is the farmers league

long fox
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They are if you're not a clueless 10 year old troll

golden halo
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so all bayern fans are glory hunters?

long fox
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They live in a world of their own

golden halo
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united hasn't done shit since sir alex left

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enjoy your mickey mouse cup

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with that last season so form you wouldn't get close

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stop being delusional

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you wouldn't be talking if ten hag didn't do well with you until now

long fox
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You'd take Dortmund's place in being forever 2nd

golden halo
humble trench
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Wtf is going on

long fox
humble trench
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😭

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He's hard trolling

upbeat sedge
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BIG GUY 💀

humble trench
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Tell me how utd are bigger lol

long fox
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Someone needs to get this kid out

golden halo
long fox
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Bayern are livin rent free in your head.. but I don't blame you

golden halo
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ucls? oh wait

humble trench
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What success

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You were trophyless for like 6 years lol

golden halo
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what did the managers after sir alex do to be compared with hansi flick

long fox
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3 more

golden halo
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3 more you twat

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football didn't start 3 years ago

long fox
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You've clearly skipped math classes

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6 - 3 = 3

golden halo
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I can go way back if you want I'm just giving an example to recent times

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bring me another united fan right here that thinks united are bigger than bayern

humble trench
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Yeah bc united are a joke compared to Bayern 😭

long fox
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Keep repeating that

golden halo
long fox
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You have nothing to back it up with

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No one ever says United lmfao

humble trench
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I want you to go and ask people who the top 2 biggest clubs itw are

golden halo
humble trench
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Anyone that's not a Bayern and United fan btw

long fox
upbeat sedge
humble trench
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Delusions

upbeat sedge
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Oh my god he actually did

golden halo
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well at least it'll take some time for people to answer his question

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so we can relax from his nonsense

long fox
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Always the United fan or the Barca fan

golden halo
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ikr

humble trench
golden halo
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one mickey mouse cup and he's talking like he won the quadruple

golden halo
upbeat sedge
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Yeah

golden halo
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in that case

long fox
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Man tried to say he's 25 lmfao

golden halo
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I'll prepare some popcorn

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anyone wants some?

humble trench
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🍿

long fox
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🍿

golden halo
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🍿

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and he's back

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lol

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someone actually said yes to him about utd being bigger than bayern

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I can't 💀

long fox
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What do you expect?

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They don't have a brain

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And they're allergic to reality

golden halo
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right can we mute this guy for spam?

digital flax
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sos ?

golden halo
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no you're just flooding the chat my g

digital flax
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you proved nothing

long fox
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You didn't

golden halo
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they're not tho tf

long fox
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Quit trying

golden halo
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bayern can smoke your team dude

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you're laughing cause you know it's true

long fox
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Bet you weren't even born yet lmfao

golden halo
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take away sir alex era we wouldn't be having this discussion lol

long fox
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What is this lad?

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I could ask you the same question

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LMFAOOOOOOO

golden halo
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biggest cap I've ever heard

long fox
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Where were you last season btw?

digital flax
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I'm not even sure why we talk about united here?

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go to your club channel bruh

golden halo
upbeat sedge
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Oh he’s back

golden halo
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someone who knows ball

long fox
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We need a mod here

golden halo
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yeah I need this guy muted

digital flax
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we wait

golden halo
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for quite a while

long fox
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United thinkin they're that club, tryna start beef with Bayern kekw kekw

golden halo
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trolling in our own channel ah yes

upbeat sedge
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We’re sooooo sorry for speaking facts :(

runic bay
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if you think ppl need to be muted use the sos lmao

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It's not there for nothing bruc

digital flax
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Yeah, we waiting now

proper wave
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Bros mad cuz of an opinion

long fox
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Oh boy, not another one lmfao

humble trench
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It never ends 😭

steep sigil
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learn to take an opinion guys its a life skilll you need

split hedge
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Good thing sos exists

golden halo
long fox
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Whole United gang in the Bayern chat all of a sudden

humble trench
humble trench
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Ah ok

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Mb

golden halo
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at least not all are like him

split hedge
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Yeah club channels are used to talk about the club in question

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Not "erm my club bigger because"

digital flax
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He started an argument about united bigger than bayern in bayern channel

steep sigil
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is mane injure

carmine flume
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Yes yes, but it's over now

digital flax
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then that proceeded to trolling basically

carmine flume
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So just keep to bayern chat

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We gucci

humble trench
carmine flume
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You're gucci

long fox
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Just kept on waffling lol

digital flax
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So they stop getting red-carded every other game

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and stop unnecessary risks like Manu

strong saddle
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What happened

digital flax
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Let's move on from this

thorny spoke
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Lmao wtf has happened here?

dull skiff
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Mane is back lesgoooo

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Cant wait to see him play against psg

tidal hornet
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Who are PSG missing? Neymar and Kimpembe? Anyone else?

humble trench
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their mother

surreal zinc
humble trench
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me bidding on a bayern shirt :D

humble trench
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That price gonna rise to like 200 lol

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But hope you get it

humble trench
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but still 7 days and 10h left

humble trench
humble trench
thorny spoke
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Davies got great fans

humble trench
humble trench
thorny spoke
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Even i would pay that much if i earn myself

humble trench
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nah i wouldnt

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its overpriced asf

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i bought a signed gullit shirt for like 250-350?

thorny spoke
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I personally love davies and i really want to meet him so idc if its overpriced

tired prism
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Ffs

snow edge
long fox
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It only says a few days, shouldn't be too bad

snow edge
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hopefully

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i think yall shouldnt have much to worry about tho

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like yall have good depth

atomic comet
sick crow
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tbh we need a new striker

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choupo was good in the group stage but we need someone better

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lewa shouldnt have left lol

strong saddle
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But who would replace Choupo-Moting

placid sparrow
humble trench
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maybe trade gnabry ? 💀

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Scamming some english club 60M for Gnabry

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Also 30M for Sabitzer

thorny spoke
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Utd would pay some 50M for sabitzer

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And chelsea would pay 70M+ for gnabry

strong saddle
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Gnabry's been struggling a lot

steep jolt
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don't even think about it

vapid kelp
thorny spoke
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Lewa was ghost in ucl ko those seasons

humble trench
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Ghosting for Barca as well

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Except against Mallorca

humble trench
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hello

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im gnabrys fan

glass otter
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Ban

thorny spoke
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Lmao just imagine gnabry starting against psg

upbeat sedge
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5-0 PSG if that happens

sullen idol
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bayern will 3-0 psg leg 2

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gnabry is a bum now

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better coman

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for starter

sullen idol
thorny spoke
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This much hate bruh

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He dont deserve this much hate

sullen idol
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who

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gnabum?

thorny spoke
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Gnabry

sullen idol
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lmfao

thorny spoke
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He is out of form

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But he helped us winnin cl

sullen idol
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he prolly ate something unhealthy food for past 3 months

thorny spoke
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Uh so?

sullen idol
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that makes him out of his form

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it can be

thorny spoke
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Do ya know abt hazard?

sullen idol
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he fat ass

thorny spoke
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He didnt even used to train properly in chelsea

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But he used to be motm

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Dont hate any player too much

humble trench
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:SKULL:"

tidal hornet
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\💀

glass otter
sick crow
humble trench
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anyone knows anyone who is selling this shirt?

turbid pilot
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Me

humble trench
glass otter
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Common varyern L

edgy turtle
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who you wanted lol

rough radish
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win win win win win win against psg

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i despise psg

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i want muller to say ja at least 50 times in that match

tidal hornet
humble trench
digital flax
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Gotta say so many Bayern fans here

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I haven't expected that

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but for some reason this channel is dead

thorny spoke
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Wt do u expect lmao

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Chat abt biography of every player?

humble trench
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choupo goating 2024!!!!!!

long fox
surreal snow
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psg fans jinxed it 😭😭

strong saddle
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Nice

humble trench
exotic python
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Will mané be playing 2nd leg?

exotic python
glass otter
exotic python
surreal snow
exotic python
strong saddle
long fox
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BVB have developed some fine ass plot armour, damn lmfao

humble trench
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To almost win the league every season

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So we can come in and win it

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Those 7 draws

humble trench
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To our only 2 this entire season

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So far

thorny spoke
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They just won against leipzig and celebrating like they won league

humble trench
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Yep

humble trench
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@humble trench

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I NEED IT

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1 euro lol

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If only

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ye

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probs gonna bid like 400

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ill go higher if i need to tho

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already got it without autograph

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someone did 250 😂

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Didn't take long

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its 350 now, thanks to me

inland moth
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Alphonso Davies is set to make his 100th Bundesliga appearance for Bayern today. Davies would become the youngest non-German player in club's history to reach this mark

humble trench
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nice

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whats cl jersey btw

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like match worn?

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nah

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championsleague kit

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its a difference one

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so you have away, home , cl

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@humble trench

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maybe im gonna bid for upa too

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not sure yet

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aha

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gl

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ty

surreal snow
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Jamal should be worth 5k

humble trench
floral vault
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Quick question who is the bigger Bayern legend, Neuer, Kahn or Maier

humble trench
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Neuer but it's somewhat close

proper wind
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we're playing a back 4

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?????

glass otter
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wtf

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stanisic?

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right when pavard is benched we fucking bench cancelo

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fraudgelsmann

long fox
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Oh boy, here we go again

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Weekly line-up meltdown lmfao

glass otter
long fox
glass otter
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stuttgart is bigger

long fox
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True dat

proper wind
proper wind
# long fox Maybe rested for PSG in a few days? lol

my guess is since pavard is out for psg nagelsmann will have to play a 4231 so he's playing it on the game before psg to calibrate the team and make sure they're familiar with the formation for the ucl game

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and benching cancelo so he can be 100% fit for psg so nagelsmann can play de ligt upa cancelo davies back 4

wise osprey
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yay bayern

minor sun
minor sun
minor sun
proper wind
proper wind
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but if it works it works

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game starts soon, predictions?

humble trench
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2-1

minor sun
digital flax
minor sun
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I’m hoping for a comfortable game predicting a 4-0

digital flax
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I cant see any match channel for Bayern

surreal snow
humble trench
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de ligt is my goat

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Juve and Chelsea fans called him a flop

long fox
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Choupo Goating

wise light
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VfB_Stuttgart 0-2 Bayern 68' Pretty good

humble trench
wise light
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VfB_Stuttgart 1-2 Bayern FT. Phew

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Gotta stop doin that Bayern

humble trench
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Another prediction right

long fox
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Istg if this ended 2-2.....

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Fuck you Stuttgart

inland moth
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well done

humble trench
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Triple 2-2 results then

long fox
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Good game, too nerve wracking at the end there for my liking

digital flax
humble trench
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Lmfao

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Psg 2-2 Nantes

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Donnarumma disasterclass

digital flax
long fox
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Finally broke the 2-2 Stuttgart curse lmfao

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Funny thing is.. they could've gotten the 2-2 again

humble trench
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Have a feeling PSG will play 3-5-2 against us

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Mendes and Mukiele wingbacks are needed to support their attack

humble trench
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Just to confirm mazroui most likely won't be playing vs PSG right?

humble trench
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Just wanted to ask

humble trench
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idk what to think about nagelsmann anymore....

digital flax
humble trench
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i have a feeling some players want to leave with him

digital flax
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we could ended this game before the subs

humble trench
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hmm but i think we can do alot better with the players we got

digital flax
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The players can do better

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Nagelsmann delivered a good game

long fox
glass otter
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de ligt take a bow

surreal snow
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De ligt after pocketing mbappe for 90 minutes at allianz arena 🤩

wise light
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Very nerve-wracking. Thought it was gonna happen. I'm actually happy that Dortmund beat Leipzig because now its just Dortmund we have to deal with as title contenders (not that they really are lmao)

wise light
long fox
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Bayern needs to stop doin this to me

wise light
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Although we're making it through nowadays, unlike the first half of the season

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But these drawing streaks suck ass. We can't afford another one

long fox
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Yea, good win tho. Stuttgart are tough

wise light
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Thank you de Ligt. Saved our butts from losing a second straight away game

long fox
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Augsburg next in the league...... oh wait, it's a home game kekw

wise light
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I see only 4 games we can drop points in really from here on out. Maybe 5. Leverkusen (a), SC Freibug (a), Mainz (a), Leipzig (h), Köln (a)

wise light
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Lol we're gonna lose to Mainz again aren't we

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Toward the end of the season

long fox
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Ehh, owned em twice this season lel

wise light
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That's true. Depends on our gap at the top

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If its close I say we steamroll them 4-0 or smth like that. If we're like 7 pts clear, then we'll lose xD

long fox
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Hopefully it's a close title race till the end of the season then, so we actually win games kekw

wise light
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Lol

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Yeah whenever it isn't close, we seem to underperform

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But when we have any kind of gap, draw draw draw

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I think we're going with 0 defeats at home this season

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I don't see who we'd lose to at home, other than Leipzig (who'll never beat us at home)

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Augsburg, Dortmund, Hoffenheim, Hertha, Schalke, Leipzig.

long fox
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Inb4 Mememund beat us lel

wise light
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When was the last time Dortmund actually beat us in Munich lmao

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We literally were 0-2 down to them at home and still came back to win 4-2 lmfao

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Dortmund just bottle it in one way or another.

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Although we were the ones who bottled it against them in our last H2H v them

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Absolute crap that was. And that's what I thought Stuttgart were gonna do today (obviously in a much shorter time-frame)

long fox
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Stuttgart can fuck off with their 2-2s

wise light
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Yes and so can Mainz and Augsburg. We're starting to beat the bogey teams.

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But there's always one that will stick to us no matter what

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The death of all clubs

long fox
wise light
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God dammit.

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Of course we were gonna lose to them

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We steal their goalkeeper, it doesn't matter, Upa gets a red card

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We always bottle it to Gladbach one way or another. Thuram is leaving next summer, watch we'll start scoring own goals in our fixture v Gladbach

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I'm just glad we didn't lose 5-0 like the time before our last away visit to Gladbach

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That was all the curses in one though lmao. 2nd Round DFB Pokal curse, Gladbach away curse, Adi Hütter curse. Of course we were gonna lose 5-0!

long fox
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Did our best Man United impression that game

wise light
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Yeah the Man United of last season to be particular. Now its Chelsea or Liverpool. You can choose 🤣

long fox
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Gladbach thumped us 5-0 just days after Man United got thumped 5-0 by Liverpool lmfao

wise light
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lol

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Anyways in other news I don't think I mentioned just how great the DFB Pokal draws were (for once)

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Firstly, we're at home and we're not against a bogey team of ours (A team who we beat 5-0 in the last game)

long fox
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Home game at last kekw

wise light
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Secondly, Dortmund v Leipzig

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Thirdly, Eintracht vs Union (and you know Union away from home)

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And then Stuttgart v Nuremburg (guaranteeing a terrible team in the Semis)

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Please let it be Nuremburg. I don't think I can handle a Stuttgart game again

long fox
wise light
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Not that'd we would get either of them. Dortmund most likely. And then again a Pokal final vs Frankfurt lol

wise light
wise light
long fox
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Injury time equalizer 💀

wise light
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yep. More injury time bottlejobs for us

tired prism
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Meanwhile United never get an away cup tie

thorny spoke
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Firminho is free agent this summer so good for sub?

humble trench
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Bruh bot deletes my message

thorny spoke
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So basically same squad

humble trench
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Yeah

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Team was good until the subs

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I trust Nagelsmann will learn from the game yesterday

thorny spoke
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Ig cancelo should play against psg he will be useful in defense

humble trench
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Coming off the bench

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I just don't see him starting over Davies or Coman

proper wind
humble trench
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Played back 3 yesterday

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If he (Nagelsmann) didn't plan on playing Stanišić he could've just played 4-2-3-1 with Cancelo and Davies fullbacks

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But he started Stanišić which makes me think he'll replace Pavard for the PSG game

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Also half our wingers are out of form (Gnabry, Sané) and Mané just returned from injury

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So unless Musiala LM and Coman RM, I don't see why we'll play anything but a 3 atb

thorny spoke
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Musiala at cam isnt it?

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I still dont get that formation bruh

humble trench
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4-2-3-1?

thorny spoke
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Why cant we go for 5 -3 -1-1

humble trench
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Lol

thorny spoke
humble trench
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Coman can play wingback

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And Davies is more of a wingback than fullback for us anyways

thorny spoke
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Yeah

humble trench
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Meanwhile both Musiala and Müller are CAMs

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This formation would cook in 2024 with Wirtz and a world class striker

thorny spoke
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So u think we gonna sign another cam?

humble trench
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Possibly

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Wirtz is the Müller replacement

thorny spoke
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Still we got a year so we cant say wt things gonna change

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And if lucas would be playing at 2024 so it will be best for us maybe

thorny spoke
humble trench
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I'm yet to know the difference between a 5-2-2-1 and a 3-4-2-1

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The wing backs are basically in the same position

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I guess one formation is more defensive, the other more aggressive

thorny spoke
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Its just between coaches
If coach want attacking 3-4-2-1
If defending 5-2-2-1

glass otter
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caps

humble trench
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My question is cancelo can play right back

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I think that's my only criticism of nagglsmen rn

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Cancelo is a great RB

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And can play RM

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Or just a 3d CB

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And coman at RM

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352 with cancelo at RCB and coman at RWM

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Would be so good

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Then choupo muller and musiala somewhere up top

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Cancelo RCB 😭

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He can't defend

glass otter
humble trench
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It's either that or don't play coman

humble trench
thorny spoke
thorny spoke
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My question is against psg we need defenders not attckers so wts the pt to use that formation

thorny spoke
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Ik we always try to score irrespective of situation

thorny spoke
humble trench
thorny spoke
humble trench
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Ohh

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Well if we're being honest here that's the most likely formation

thorny spoke
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Ok ill trust in nagelsmann

thorny spoke
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Szoboszlai or wirtz who's better muller replacement?

craggy siren
humble trench
thorny spoke
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Sry who is he?

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Some rumors abt a goalie in winter is he the same guy?

humble trench
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No

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The 2 rumored were Guglielmo Vicario and Vladan Kovačević

humble trench
surreal snow
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this is the team thats gonna beat us with 2 goals at allianz arena?

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our Bench is better

wise light
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Sorry guys... 🤣

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Poor Sabi

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Maybe he will be coming back after all...

humble trench
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Fred is awful

quartz helm
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Psg vs Bayern predictions? I think Bayern has an advantage so a 3-2 for me

wise light
wise light
humble trench
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2-1

wise light
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2-0 up to 2-2

quartz helm
minor sun
wise light
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lol

strong saddle
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when are we playing psg

long fox
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Wednesday

strong saddle
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ok

tired prism
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United are so fucking shit lmfao

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Their idiotic fanbase have been taught a lesson

tired prism
tired prism
strong saddle
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word

humble trench
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Hey guys I came here now because the club I support doesn't have its own room

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This room is much cooler than #bundesliga

thorny spoke
humble trench
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1-0 win incoming

humble trench
glass otter
humble trench
glass otter
humble trench
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busting balls btw. realistically there is no chance kekw

thorny spoke
tired prism
thorny spoke
snow edge
humble trench
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If we're going to continue with a back 3 next season, Cancelo or Mazraoui are leaving

snow edge
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why are u guys runnin a back 3 to start with?

tidal hornet
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It just works

long fox
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We look mad solid with the 3-5-2 formation

humble trench
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ye he needs to find new team

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although pep will keep him in the bench if he go back

long fox
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The diver's out

surreal snow
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advantage psg

tired prism
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Neymar out for the season

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Doesn't matter tho

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He's absolutely garbage

exotic python
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Neymar out and sadio is back we looking strong boys!

exotic python
long fox
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Someone needs to break Mbappe's legs early kekw kekw

exotic python
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That man scares me so much but we move tho

long fox
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Mbappe is a one man football team

exotic python
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He would be a nice signing tbf, him and choupo is a good combo

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Most def

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David also got lots of potential

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Beast

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That davies link would be nice too as u said

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He made some key passes in the matches he played and he’s very talented tbh

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He’s very stubborn tho

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When it comes to playtime and that

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We should see how it pans out

humble trench
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No

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55M at best

exotic python
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We gotta sign David tho he’s phenom

humble trench
exotic python
exotic python
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W pfp

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The legend himself

wind mist
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Ship him to china

humble trench
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Does this guy wanna start when he's injured too?

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Bro relax

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Just cus he isn't starting a couple games doesn't mean he's considered any less of a phenomenal Wingback kekw

exotic python
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He gotta relax dawg lmao

long fox
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Advantage Bayern

exotic python
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You guys think sadio will play 2nd leg?

rich canyon
wise light
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They've gotta stop doin each other's hair and actually start performing on the pitch

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yeah. The two of them tho have been bad recently

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Defo

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I can now see why the fallout occurred between Pep and Cancelo.

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I guess his next stop is Al Nassr, where he's guaranteed to get money and playing time! (even if hes injured xD)

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Cancelo does need playing time tho. Depends on the system that Nagelsmann goes with tho

wise light
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Altho the back 5 can have Stani in there too so i'd be all up for that.

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Altho I don't like the Upa- De ligt pairing in a back 5. Problems with either formation lol

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dammit

humble trench
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Lol

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Wouldn't cost more than 60M

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Looking at Juve's situation

wise light
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60M is a lot tho still. Maybe a swap deal between him and Gnabry lmao

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#Brazzo

humble trench
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60M not alot when we can sell Gnabry for the same amount

wise light
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I've been super critical of Brazzo recently, but he's actually delivered quite well

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Wasn't actually clueless in the Jan transfer window for once

wise light
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Cuz i dont think we really need another starting winger (Given Coman and Mane)

humble trench
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If he performs I doubt he'll be a bench warmer

wise light
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But its good to have depth I guess

humble trench
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Also Mané is mostly used as a CF

wise light
wise light
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Although where has he been recently i guess lol

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Just came back from injury, but still was playing more of a winger role just before getting injured

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I would say we need a new striker more than anything

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And yeah I'd be looking again at Juve for that lol

humble trench
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Juve getting robbed again

wise light
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Or David of course

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Whichever one is cheaper 🤣 (Given Juve's situation)

humble trench
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David is cheaper

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No way he's gonna cost 70M

wise light
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i mean same with Vlahovic but yeah, David is cheaper and does seem to fit better (in terms of non-risk taking)

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I could see the Bayern board sign David for sure

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But maybe not given Choupo's contract extension

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I want to say that Choupo ain't good enough, but actually he is, it's just we've been used to yk 40 goals a season with Lewa

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I mean not now now of course but in the summer yeah

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We need the next Lewa

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We need to fix our closing out matches strategy

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Cuz god dammit we are shit in the last 15 mins of every game

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It's so painful to watch. Oh hey, 2-0 up comfortable against Stuttgart

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What's this? It's 1-2. Crap.

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At least that didn't end how I thought it would (2-2)

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Well at least the other teams in the Buli are struggiling too lol

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We may be having a bad season (for our standards, 7 draws is not great this early on), but the others aren't doing much better (except for Dortmund seemingly, but you know they'll bottle it one way or another)

wise light
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I guess that's something. But we're gonna win it again anyways lol

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It is competitive, just not the title race 🤣

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Oh of course. It's all about Wednesday.

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And at least win the double. We got the best draw layout ever in the Pokal so take advantage of it

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I'd still like to win the league lol

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It still is a great race. But only 2 are left

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Thanks to Dortmund and us actually working together to say bye bye to Union and Leipzig.

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When?

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Lol they always find someway to be plucky against us

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Yeah well my focus is on getting out of this round of 16 tie

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Then its about the ucl

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Dortmund easy, Napoli should be difficult but we should pull through, Real... 💀

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🤣 🤣 🤣 2-7 without a manager!

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I mean Kovac yeah sorry

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Let's just not reflect on that

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And hope that Liverpool pull through like they did vs Man United 🤣

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Oh wait... I forgot they're 5-2 down 🤣 🤣

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Good luck with that

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Hopefully they get Man City, would love that, get one of em out lol

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I want AC Milan in the QF

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....

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🤣

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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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I hate Liverpool too but its still fucking hilarious lmfao

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I swear Liverpool are losing to Bournemouth now

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It's just what they do

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They get cocky so easily

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Watch them lose to the team they beat 9-0 earlier in the season

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It's gonna happen, trust me.

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#8-2 🤣 RMA 3-0 LIV (8-2 on agg)

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what is "default" for Liverpool

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Win 7-0, lose 2-1 lol

exotic python
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Nice

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You lot think Davies will resign with us when his contract expire?

humble trench
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Yes

vagrant bridge
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yoooo

exotic python
exotic python
humble trench
# vagrant bridge

Every year in UCL since 2011 we scored 5 goals in a match vs someone

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Yet to do one this year

vagrant bridge
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Bayern will win

humble trench
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Ik

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Hopefully 5 goals past Donnarumma

vagrant bridge
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If this happens i will listen to this all day long

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And go deaf

long fox
exotic python
vagrant bridge
tired prism
glass otter
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W

humble trench
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Did we?

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Oh wait we did

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Fuck

glass otter
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Unlike barka we aint plzenmen

humble trench
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At least we keep the streak going if we get eliminated

quartz helm
long fox
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We've only conceded against Plzen this season in the UCL.... so far lmao

thorny spoke
snow edge
quartz helm
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Let's hope Messi is too focused on trying to make their midfield work that he can't try to score goals lol.

reef prairie
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i'm really scared of mbappe

proper wind
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me too

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i just hope nagelsmann doesnt start stanisic cb he cant cope with mbappe

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all im hoping for is our best back 4

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and the attack is stacked not too worried about that

proper wind
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if he's planning on doing that then at least put de ligt on mbappe's side

humble trench
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bro imo cancelo is one of the best backs itw , and nagelsmann is ruining the chances of keeping him....

proper wind
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yeah

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i trust he'll start him tmr

humble trench
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imagine a defence of davies - upa - de ligt - cancelo

proper wind
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but idek anymore

proper wind
humble trench
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man played 12 min total in 2 full games.

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i understand if he wants to go back tbh

proper wind
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honestly nagelsmann has such a weird way of thinking

humble trench
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nagelsmann is ruining some careers.... and i hate it

proper wind
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like who

humble trench
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sane

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he was great before, then nagelsmann decided to play different

sage basalt
sage basalt
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hes better at attacking

proper wind
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yes absolutely

sage basalt
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thats why he played cancelo higher up the pitch

proper wind
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compared to last season or even this season before the wc he hasnt been at his best

proper wind
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but why not play davies de ligt upa cancelo is the part i dont get

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i dont think davies and cancelo have started together once this season

sage basalt
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what did u guys play last time i forgot

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pavard de ligt

proper wind
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v psg?

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pavard de ligt upa back 3

sage basalt
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yh

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did u play wingbacks or was it

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rm and lm

proper wind
#

3421

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rm lm

reef prairie
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are barca fans allowed here ?

proper wind
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there's no rule saying no so

reef prairie
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oh

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ok

proper wind
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we can access other channels too so its alr

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cancelo started rm vs psg

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then at ht davies came on for cancelo

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and coman switched to rm and davies to lm

humble trench
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we should play something like this

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and he can switch goretzka with gravenberch if he really wants to play with attacking backs

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gravenberch can drop between upa and de ligt

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and u play 3 in the back

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or put cancelo on the midfield