bayern-munich

[humble trench]

man i’m happy we are facing psg

easy match

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1624695524468088835?t=JkC2TFVsQdnHAA0S1So8Ag&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Official: English referee Michael Oliver has been appointed to officiate Tuesday's Champions League round of 16 first leg between Paris Saint-Germain and FC Bayern. #UCL

Likes

856

Twitter · Feb 12, 2023, 9:02 AM

😭

[misty mulch]

when is the psg game

[tired prism]

What's the big deal?

[humble trench]

English referee

[surreal zinc]

Fuck off man

Why him

😢😢😢

GG we lost.....

[humble trench]

I mean we never lost with this ref

Worst thing was a draw against Salzburg

[inland moth]

solid

[tired prism]

2nd leg

[humble trench]

No way Chelsea win

[tired prism]

I just think one of their new signings will produce a moment of magic

[proper wind]

they might as well

[humble trench]

May God help us

[proper wind]

but i dont see dortmund not scoring any goals

and spurs v milan is literally the battle of mid

either 1-0 or draw imo

but notba 4-4 type of draw

a nil nil or 1-1

[proper wind]

benfica is accurate tho I'll give you that

[proper wind]

just realised thats 2nd leg nvm

[tired prism]

Tottenham will exploit milan's shit defence

[rigid trench]

i read too much manga that i keep pronouncing Bayern Munich as Bastard Munchen

[long fox]

Battle of Mid? More like the Battle of Shit

[humble trench]

7-0 for paris

[tidal hornet]

Can't make the jinx too obvious

PSG 2-1

[glass otter]

Liverpool fan

[proper wind]

okay si

so

apparently this is the leaked 23/24 home kit and i have no words

what the hell is this

i hope it isnt real

[rigid trench]

damn

looks like shit

[long fox]

• purple pen

[half inlet]

Why white? 😭

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1624785993545949187?t=IdGpyqYmQM4m1HCMWwGHbw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Kylian Mbappé has resumed running training on the pitch and also completed parts of PSG's team training today [@lequipe]

Twitter · Feb 12, 2023, 3:02 PM

Small club mind games

[long fox]

Yea ofc

[tired prism]

Knew it

Nagelsmann wasn't gonna be fooled

[long fox]

PissG is such a fuckin joke of a club

[proper wind]

fuck galtier and his mind games

pissG

im grateful nagelsmann didnt fall for it

[proper wind]

throwback to 1932 kit, when bayern won their first german title

[long fox]

''It's not the style of the club and it's not my style at all"

[proper wind]

what a joke

at least now we know pissG arent confident about beating us but we are sooo

[long fox]

Plus, they'd have 0 excuses if they get shat on now

[tired prism]

Fuck psg

Disgrace of a club

Now they won't have any excuses after we destroy them

Galtier is such a fucking hypocrite man

And he's not even a good manager

Probably gonna get fired after bayern destroy pissg

[daring geode]

it wont be

fans are gonna have field day if so

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1624804084418052099

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

• @le_Parisien confirms Mbappé, Messi and Verratti will all be in PSG's squad against Bayern on Tuesday

Twitter · Feb 12, 2023, 4:14 PM

[humble trench]

Let's hope it continues

[humble trench]

This is why we have nagglsmen

[long fox]

Nagelsmann smelled Galtier's small club BS from a mile away

[humble trench]

Fr

[strong saddle]

WOAH WHAT A HUGE SURPRISE!!

I knew that would happen

[long fox]

Who didn't? lol

[strong saddle]

well it wont be a funeral on the pitch anymore

[proper wind]

common nagelsmann W

[wise light]

Fuckin hell, and Micheal Oliver is gonna be the ref

[humble trench]

InshAllah it's a good omen

The English hate the french after all

What happened in the world cup

Let's hope the lad keeps to his sense of national pride

[humble trench]

dude we will defeat the Parisians

[strong saddle]

oh dear

[humble trench]

Hearing news of Mazraoui joining Inter if we sign Cancelo permanently

Do you all think that's the right call to make?

[brave sparrow]

give mazraoui to us

[humble trench]

40M

[brave sparrow]

swap for ferran

[humble trench]

Swap for De Jong

[brave sparrow]

Fuck no

swap for marcos alonso+umtiti+lenglet

3 players for 1

very good deal imo

Umtiti is a world cup winner

[humble trench]

What the UCL is for us

[strong saddle]

^

[abstract panther]

Almost a day left for game VS PSG

We gonna do well

[glass otter]

Who invited my man blud

[humble trench]

nice joke

[humble trench]

nah cant be true

im a big fan of frenkie, but atm we dont need him

only i f its a swapdeal for goretzka

[lavish swift]

i love nageslman bs detector

he knew day 1 psg were on something

[humble trench]

if nagelsman doesnt use this defence we will riot:

davies - upa - de ligt - cancelo

Why riot

Maybe with Pavard he would want to take a defensive approach

A back 3 isn't bad either

[humble trench]

because we need our best possibile lineup

andre silva should play at bayern

[humble trench]

I'd like to think more about our defense vs PSG but ok

[humble trench]

Sell mazroui keep pavard?

Nahh

Sell pavard

Keep mazroui

At this point it's possible we sell both to Inter

With Dumfries and Skriniar leaving

[thorny spoke]

Blind is a lb so sell both of em and extend contract with blind

And we will have lucas next season too so there will be no prob with depth

[glass otter]

Bro keeping the odlest one

[proper wind]

why are we even discussing selling mazraoui what brought it up there arent even any rumours

[thorny spoke]

When we have cancelo why do we need to think of another great youngster?

[open meteor]

go Bayern

We will cook pisiyi

[wild fox]

Cook them

Cook that stinky club

[long fox]

Pari sa Jamaa

[wild fox]

Didn't understand what you just said but

Ok 👍🏻

[thorny spoke]

He just pronounced like french ppl ig

[strong saddle]

well tomorrow is it

im excited and nervous

[proper wind]

same

it's at midnight tomorrow

for me

exactly 12am

[tired prism]

So looks like the ninja turtle will start

Not like it matters

He'll get pocketed

[proper wind]

inshallah

[humble trench]

Played PSG Vs Bayern and they really made PSG win

Sounds like qatar corruption to me

[humble trench]

Inter interests

https://sempreinter.com/2023/02/11/ex-inter-milan-wingback-achraf-hakimi-could-push-bayern-munichs-noussair-mazraoui-to-join-nerazzurri-as-denzel-dumfries-replacement-italian-media-report/

[proper wind]

yeah just saw

[humble trench]

Todays the day lads

[humble trench]

We either sell pavard or mazroui

We can't sell both

And stanisic isn't a good enough level to be a back up for us

In my opinion

[humble trench]

MATCHDAYYYYY

[humble trench]

Hopefully Mbappe doesn't start

[long fox]

Today's the day, lessgetit

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-its-about-to-go-down-calm-before-the-storm-gif-4420127

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1625443983815065603?t=d7OMT9LlYDgJCa8SZpDxNA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Kylian Mbappé will start on the bench tonight. Decision was made this morning [@le_Parisien]

Likes

122

Twitter · Feb 14, 2023, 10:36 AM

Truth or another lie?

Guess we'll know in 8 hours

[upbeat sedge]

Cmon boys we win these

[tired prism]

Won't be surprised if he starts

[long fox]

A win by 2 goals is good enough for me

[tired prism]

Not sure if we'll win by 2 goals in Paris

I say 2-1 win

And 3-1 at home

[glass otter]

Today is payern punich day

[long fox]

Would be perfect if we do, 2nd leg at the Allianz Arena with a 2 goal lead

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-kid-chilling-chilling-on-couch-little-kid-chilling-on-the-couch-juneuzui-kookierockstar-gif-25553745 me watching this game as a bayern and huge messi fan

[tired prism]

2nd leg at home will be an advantage

Always prefer to play the 2nd leg at home

[long fox]

Exactly

[tired prism]

Pissg dismantled

[tired prism]

We should've utilised this advantage against villarreal last season

He owns Mbappe

Yes

Choupo won't cut it

He's good as a backup

We've a team

Goals can come from anywhere

So not that big of an issue

[long nimbus]

Hi

[tired prism]

And we don't really have a problem in scoring goals

[tired prism]

Why rashford pfp?

Fuck United

Fuck barca too

I hate both of them

[long nimbus]

Because I like him

[tired prism]

Two of my most hated clubs

[tired prism]

Don't say u like United too

[long nimbus]

i like rashford

No United

[tired prism]

I like arsenal and liverpool

I don't like city and chelsea

[tired prism]

But don't hate them either

Doesn't mean we have to hate them

I hate United, Barca, Juve and Dortmund

[humble trench]

its gonna be 3-1

de ligt
musiala
sane

neymar

[tired prism]

Peymar sucks

He won't score

[humble trench]

he will

trust me

[tired prism]

No

[long nimbus]

Choupo will score

[tired prism]

Screw him

He's a big game flop

2-1 Bayern
Goals from Muller, Coman and Messi

[humble trench]

u forgot de ligt

[tired prism]

Coman will haunt psg again

[tired prism]

He won't score

And I said 2-1

[humble trench]

already got a nice psg picture

[tired prism]

Bayern will get galtier sacked

[glass otter]

No

[upbeat sedge]

Nah what is going on

They all look so out of place

[warped scaffold]

Yoo. Y’all think you gonna lose?😯

Haven’t followed Bayern much lately but utterly terrified by them💀

[tired prism]

No way, we're winning

Psg can't beat us

[long fox]

Aidb, let's calm down a bit. No need to jinx lmao

[humble trench]

We winnin

[deep kiln]

musiala cooks that backline

[tired prism]

I don't believe in jinxes vortex

[wild fox]

Go Bayern

Beat the shit outta pissg

[strong saddle]

We'll try

[maiden finch]

It's real madrid,your friend asking for help. Please crush that oil money team

[thorny spoke]

Wait pavard starting and sane davies on bench?

Is this news real ?

Pls someone say that its wrong

[tidal hornet]

Too soon for official lineup

[glass otter]

If we lose blame aidb

[thorny spoke]

Lmao

We aint losin anyway

[humble trench]

MATCHDAY LADS

MY OFFICIAL PREDECTION AND QOUTE ME 3-1 FOR BAYERN MUNICH

[tired prism]

Shut up we ain't losing to that shitty oil club

2-1 to us

Mia san Mia

[humble trench]

same here

[austere yarrow]

2-0 to bayern

[placid sparrow]

im going 2-1 to bayern

[thorny spoke]

6-2

Bayern

[humble trench]

1-0 Bayern

[royal plover]

BAYERN WILL WIN

[reef prairie]

michael oliver

how's that a win

[paper urchin]

ah yes dumbass english refrees

[glass otter]

Kwiatkowski 🐐

[paper urchin]

why do english fans hate german clubs bruh

i mean yt footballers

[long fox]

Bayern has a pretty decent record with him as he ref

[snow edge]

thomas muller

[paper urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-muller-bayern-munich-meister-shimmy-dork-gif-25083948

[snow edge]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-muller-muller-thomas-mueller-bayern-fc-bayern-gif-22720959

[glass otter]

Goat

[lavish swift]

no way psg season ends today 😭

[proper wind]

idk if you guys have seen this but here

[tired prism]

Seen this

[tired prism]

They'll lose the ligue 1 too

Lmao

[humble trench]

No mbappe?

[tidal hornet]

Last sentence my guy 😭

[tired prism]

Read properly

[humble trench]

If we win by 3 goals or more PSG shouldn't even come to the Allianz Arena lol

[tired prism]

Forfeit

Imagine if we get galtier sacked tomorrow morning

Lmao

[humble trench]

No I did I'm just asking why isn't he starting?

[tired prism]

Not fully fit

[humble trench]

Let's hope we can take advantage of that

InshAllah we will and.i believe in us

We will win

we winnin

[tired prism]

I wish we could banish psg from existence

[humble trench]

Man city

[tired prism]

I dislike psg more

[humble trench]

I hate Liverpool

And their fans

Same with barca

Real

[tired prism]

I hate Manchester United

[humble trench]

Man u

[tired prism]

And barca

And juve

And bvb

[humble trench]

I hate every team but bayern and Chelsea

[humble trench]

Nah i aint got hate for dorkmund

[tired prism]

Chelsea 💀

[tired prism]

Why

[humble trench]

Why not

[tired prism]

They're our rivals

[humble trench]

Yeah chelsea used to be one of my favorite teams

[tired prism]

Their fans hate us

[humble trench]

So

[humble trench]

So

[tired prism]

U gotta dislike them atleast

💀

[humble trench]

Nah

I hate barca fans more that anything

They delusional

Asf

I got muted from this server cuz i trolled them too much

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1625548348395601923?t=DK-QpV9iP9GAvKQmgUqIqw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern will play in a back 3 system tonight [@Plettigoal]

Twitter · Feb 14, 2023, 5:31 PM

Tbf great decision

We need defense against PSG

I'm assuming Cancelo LWB and Coman RWB

[humble trench]

What in god's name

No

Wtf

What back 3

Why a back 3

To defend

Lol

It would be better if we put our defense as a back 4

Than in midfield lmao

[long fox]

We cooked with 3 atb last time

[humble trench]

Yes but this is PSG

It's not exactly a bundesliga team here

[long fox]

It's a farmers team that's just nerfed in attack lol

[humble trench]

My lineup
Choupo
Müller - Sané
Cancelo - Musiala - Kimmich - Coman
Upamecano - De Ligt - Pavard

3-4-2-1

Or if 3-5-2 just put Müller up front with Choupo

[strong saddle]

ye

[humble trench]

where to watch bayern vs psg

[tidal hornet]

On TV m8

[strong saddle]

hour from now no?

i'll be in biology lab

[humble trench]

2 hours

[strong saddle]

that'll be 2 hours in my lab

okay

yeah

freshman

[glass otter]

I predict 2-1 for us

Choupo and musiala goal

And marquinhos goal

[young eagle]

4-1
Sommer hat trick
Marqinhos own goal and Sommer own goal

[proper wind]

de ligt rw

[glass otter]

Mechanic striker

[young eagle]

Cancelo st

[tidal hornet]

It's gotta work, no one will see it coming

[surreal zinc]

I am predicting a 3-2 for us

[glass otter]

Marx

[surreal zinc]

Yes?

[glass otter]

I love you

❤️

[finite plover]

Musiala gonna have Messi and Mbappe in his pocket

[proper wind]

inshaAllah

[long fox]

Rare Memequez W

[glass otter]

Memesteuea

[surreal zinc]

Same

❤️

[long fox]

Memefurt

[surreal zinc]

BRUH

🤬🤬🤬

Stop bantering my local smfh

😭😭

[glass otter]

I spelled steuea wrong

[surreal zinc]

Bruh

[proper wind]

rival fans

[surreal zinc]

Dortmund fans said they will support Bayern tonight

[proper wind]

dortmund gladbach etc

[proper wind]

ohhh good good

[glass otter]

Cvot wont

[proper wind]

cvot?

[glass otter]

Wants both teams to lose cant blame him

[proper wind]

oh

[surreal zinc]

https://twitter.com/Fs_BVB/status/1625485948002742275?t=eIC6PuEBDqWYXWTjKo4iiQ&s=19

𝙁𝙎 🐝 (@Fs_BVB)

We’re all Bayern tonight right? 🔴

Likes

4267

Retweets

149

Twitter · Feb 14, 2023, 1:23 PM

[proper wind]

yes

[surreal zinc]

@glass otter ^

FACT

BarceLOLna

[glass otter]

Today biggest team itw vs the smallest team itw

[glass otter]

He knows ball

[surreal zinc]

Tbh you are right

What

[proper wind]

banterlona

[surreal zinc]

BarceLona

Oh

[proper wind]

cant spell barcelona without L

[surreal zinc]

Yep

[proper wind]

in the uel

final

[surreal zinc]

Basically Kostic did on his own what a goat

[proper wind]

same

[surreal zinc]

@glass otter 2 goals and 2 assists v Barca in 2 games

Wdym

[glass otter]

@long fox

[glass otter]

Wouldnt have done it with 10 other men

[proper wind]

who

[surreal zinc]

Goatic

[proper wind]

sane?

[proper wind]

oh

ohhh frankfurt not bayern

mb mb

[glass otter]

Memefurt*

[surreal zinc]

BRUH

🤬🤬

Pengia

Jk

[glass otter]

Stop bantering my local

💔

[proper wind]

1h 40m

[surreal zinc]

I was just joking

[proper wind]

time is going so slow

[glass otter]

No u werent

[proper wind]

cant it be 12am now

[surreal zinc]

Yes I was cuz I said Jk after

[glass otter]

It already was 12 am

[surreal zinc]

Crymar

[proper wind]

timezones

its 10:22 for me

match is at 12

[glass otter]

Soccer?

[proper wind]

huh

no

[glass otter]

We won before they celebrated in front of kimmich

We won when it mattered most

Milik

Yes

[smoky vector]

Cmon bayern u can do it

[glass otter]

2nd best Striker itw

[glass otter]

Who invited my man blud

[smoky vector]

Against liverpool?

[glass otter]

Impossible

[smoky vector]

Better send brentford

[glass otter]

Better send brighton

No

[smoky vector]

Lol

Tell me you are dumb without telling me u are dumb

Madrid> your club

This season its 1-1 in el classicos

Or did u start watching after wc

Prolly

Deluded

Dont u see ucl teams arent in form

Only uel

[glass otter]

Bayern >

[smoky vector]

Nah

Im sorry man

Ok you know what

Just prove it

Bro i just went here to support bayern

Not to argue with all of yall deluded asses

[glass otter]

I aint do nothing

Only he

[smoky vector]

Prolly liverpool fan

UcL nIgHt aT aNfIeLd iS diFfeReNt

[mellow raptor]

Man shut y'all ass up

[proper wind]

LINEUPS ARE IN

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1625565086298345480?t=pz8u8I5oTakFWwGX5JX54g&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against PSG:

Sommer -
Pavard, Upamecano, de Ligt -
Cancelo, Kimmich ©, Goretzka, Coman -
Sané, Musiala -
Choupo-Moting

#MiaSanMia

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201

Twitter · Feb 14, 2023, 6:38 PM

Muller benched

[proper wind]

tbf it is hard to fit in musiala choupo muller sane and coman all in the attack

but i like the starting lineup

[humble trench]

Same

Davies vs Mbappe 2nd half

[proper wind]

inshaAllah

i just dont want cancelo taken off at HT

[humble trench]

Depends on how he performs

[proper wind]

and im so relieved coman starts

[proper wind]

yeah but given he keeps up his current form he shouldnt be subbed off before the hour mark imo

[humble trench]

Did you expect Gnabry to start lol

Oh wait lineups

Gotta see if Mbappe starts or benched

https://twitter.com/psgcommunity_/status/1625565445846667283?t=f17CurQHSWRb0W6F2h2Txg&s=19

PSG COMMUNITY (@psgcommunity_)

🚨 Officiel : Le XI du PSG face au Bayern Munich ! #PSGBAY

Pas de surprise, Mbappé remplaçant. Carlos Soler titulaire. 🔴🔵

Likes

308

Twitter · Feb 14, 2023, 6:39 PM

4-2-2-2 lol

[humble trench]

Or could be 4-4-2

[strong saddle]

I forgot Mbappe is benched

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1625566342303649812?t=G_-U0qMNmKF24EJYUbAqOQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

PSG XI against Bayern:

Donnarumma -
Hakimi, Marquinhos ©, Ramos, Nuno Mendes -
Zaïre-Emery, Danilo, Verratti, Soler -
Messi, Neymar

Likes

202

Twitter · Feb 14, 2023, 6:43 PM

[strong saddle]

Hm

[upbeat sedge]

Atleast we aren't fucking messing around

Oh Soler is playing we're cruising

[strong saddle]

I'm disappointed that I won't be able to see it live

[proper wind]

why not

[proper wind]

442 flat i think

[strong saddle]

Lab today

[proper wind]

ahh okay

[humble trench]

This is as stressful as a UCL final

Coman and Sane switched places?

That's what lineup says on TV

Makes no sense tbf

[golden halo]

@long fox good luck
I know you won't need it but hey

and I'm not jinxing it this time

[open roost]

hi

[deep kiln]

sup

[humble trench]

Half an hour

[deep kiln]

yup

is davies injured or smth?

[deep kiln]

like slightly

ik but why not start him

seeing as pavard is starting

is he not RB?

true

i want us to win but mbappe to score ngl

6-1 will do

thoughts on goretzka?

i've seen some goretzka hate on twitter recently

[long fox]

This is the first time Messi's facing Bayern since the 8-2 Barca game... why not traumatize him a bit more? lmfao

[deep kiln]

heard he did well last game tho

[deep kiln]

haha

[long fox]

Laimer ain't really all that, but yea

[deep kiln]

i haven't been watching the game recently so can you tell me what goretzka's role is?

does he defend

[humble trench]

Yes

[deep kiln]

in terms of box to box or ball playing mid etc

ight

cuz he seems like would do well in a physical role

physical defensive

[uneven swan]

no cap im gonna skip milan game for this

lineups make me h0rny

[deep kiln]

as everyone should be doing tbh

[uneven swan]

fr bro

i aint rooting for neither teams also

[tropic marsh]

Where to watch the match for free im down bad

[uneven swan]

just gonna vibe

[uneven swan]

how dare u!!
dont ever talk ab this illgeall stuff!! (hop in dms)

bruh

[dull skiff]

Oh my fault

[proper wind]

3421

[uneven swan]

is it really this

or is it like

4231

[proper wind]

no

back 3 worked pretty well in recent games so it makes sense

[uneven swan]

i see

W manager

psg too

🔥

[humble trench]

Is someone gunna stream the match

[deep kiln]

is that even allowed

[humble trench]

Idc bro

[upbeat sedge]

Yummy

[deep kiln]

pretty sure not allowed

[golden halo]

I predict bayern to smash psg @long fox

[rocky cradle]

Call me crazy but I see one of those crazy Bayern days

They're gonna win 7-2

[long fox]

Shut up insanity

[uneven swan]

this psg manager is not stupid

[long fox]

Get yo jinxes outta here

[uneven swan]

i need this game to end 5-4

🔥

[rocky cradle]

Messi scoring twice for PSG to take a 2-0 lead then Bayern go God mode fr

[proper wind]

i feel you and i can fs see a big win but 7-2?? i wouldnt say no but maybe a bit less 💀

[golden halo]

bitch I'm a bayern fan and these mfers stand no chance

[rocky cradle]

Yessir

[long fox]

This guy

[uneven swan]

i aint watch psg at all this season

[rocky cradle]

Then the game ends 0-0

[uneven swan]

i read ab them a little today tho

[golden halo]

lol but I'm actually a bayern fan

[uneven swan]

is insanity a troll

[golden halo]

no I'm not

[proper wind]

no idea

[golden halo]

I actually support bayern

[long fox]

Yes, no one likes him

[golden halo]

I just don't chat here often

[golden halo]

oh please

[humble trench]

Anyone who got the stream send me

Dms

[uneven swan]

W

idk who tf these psg midfielders are 😭

[proper wind]

against bayern 💀

[deep kiln]

bros quaking rn

[proper wind]

bro looks 30

[uneven swan]

bayern coach is like

12 yo

[proper wind]

what

[uneven swan]

age doesnt matter anymore

[uneven swan]

he is so young

man is what

35

[proper wind]

ohhh

[long fox]

Hate to be that club to traumatize a 16 year old lmfao

[uneven swan]

yes

[deep kiln]

will still is younger and better 🔥

[proper wind]

nah if its pissG i love it

[uneven swan]

if age doesnt matter for managers in 2023

then it doesnt matter for players

[golden halo]

let's smoke this oil team

[proper wind]

i hope we play well

[deep kiln]

are the brackets out?

[uneven swan]

im watchin w like 40 people

[proper wind]

im staying up till 2am for this

[uneven swan]

covid go brrr

[golden halo]

we will don't worry

[deep kiln]

if we make it out who do we face?

[proper wind]

brackets?

[long fox]

Man said we like he's actually a Bayern fan

[deep kiln]

like the rounds

[proper wind]

mia san mia ❤️🩶

[deep kiln]

as in who vs who from now on

[proper wind]

ahh no they make another draw for the quarters and semis after the ro16 ends

[deep kiln]

ah

[proper wind]

so we dont know who we're facing next

[deep kiln]

alrighty

[golden halo]

what makes you think I'm not?

[strong saddle]

i got a small break

[golden halo]

just cause this is my first time chatting here and you think I'm a troll bruh

[proper wind]

5 mins

[strong saddle]

i really hope we can win

[long fox]

You never said anything about that shit lol

[proper wind]

i hope so

[golden halo]

no one asked me which clubs I support

number one is liverpool but no one knows if I support any other clubs

[humble trench]

Just packed sommer in fifa 23

We winning

[proper wind]

W

kick off in a bit

hope we win

[rocky cradle]

We will

Fr can't any of y'all stream the game

Help a bro out

[strong saddle]

shit i didnt realize mane's injured , i thought he recovered

[proper wind]

i cant

[strong saddle]

did he get injured again

[proper wind]

i think he'll be back for the 2nd leg

[proper wind]

no same injury

[rocky cradle]

Yeah

[strong saddle]

i see

[rocky cradle]

What's it looking like so far

[proper wind]

a shot already

looking good

[rocky cradle]

We should exploit Mbappe's absence

We play with a high line and Mbappe usually punishes high lines so we meed to score as many as possible before he comes

[proper wind]

ye

we're turning up the intensity

[strong saddle]

well that was embarrassing

[humble trench]

Wtf was that 1st half

[strong saddle]

ikr

[humble trench]

I can't expect to win when Mbappe comes on

In the earlier mins when there was a free ball for Neymar, if it was Mbappe it would probably be a goal

Bc Neymar didn't have the pace

[strong saddle]

yeah

[long fox]

Boring first half

[strong saddle]

we might be fucked next half unless we do something

[long fox]

PSG parkin the fuckin bus

[golden halo]

fuck psg

[strong saddle]

^

word

[long fox]

Fuck PSG

[strong saddle]

who should we sub on

[long fox]

Alphonso Davies, we need pace

[golden halo]

sadio mane
I've said it last time he's the best football player in the werld

[strong saddle]

we could really use mane about now

[long fox]

Parkin the bus at home is embarrassing lmao

[proper wind]

over who tho

the whole back line's been good

[strong saddle]

momentum

[proper wind]

and our wide mids are doing well

especially coman

[proper wind]

huh

[humble trench]

Only thing they could do tbf

Vs us

[long fox]

It won't be pretty once Mbappe comes in

[proper wind]

inshaAllah we'll be fine

as long as musiala and sane actually get involved in the game more

our chances of scoring go up

[humble trench]

why does this guy love pavard this much

nagelsmann

give us the cancelo Davies combo

[long fox]

Pavard's been good

[humble trench]

Psg using smoke to blind us

Small club tactics

[proper wind]

fr

[humble trench]

C'mon just 1 goal before Mbappe

Goal for Bayern

Kingsley coman

COMANNNN

[long fox]

COMANNN

[craggy siren]

1-0

[long fox]

Coman man

[proper wind]

COMANN

bro i love this man

[long fox]

Coman's on fire recently

[glass otter]

Psg owner

Now park the bus when empaypal comes on

[strong saddle]

Kingsley Coman is bae

[proper wind]

mbappe and fabian on

emery and soler off

[long fox]

Oh shit

Mbappe on

The Ninja Turtle

[glass otter]

Ninjago

[strong saddle]

De Ligt man

[proper wind]

mashaAllah de ligt

i love this team

choupo with the aerobatics

[strong saddle]

bruh

[proper wind]

POST

[strong saddle]

we are so close to getting a second

[proper wind]

yeah

bruh donnarumma

why

bro musiala 😍

[strong saddle]

we must make it two

[glass otter]

#1075128112712536135 message

Back it lads

Back musiała > Messi

[humble trench]

Heart attacks

[proper wind]

SOMMER

LETS GO

[strong saddle]

i heart Sommer

[raven otter]

LOLOLOL

[proper wind]

and pavard

blocked ney's shot

[raven otter]

Haha

I’m not that much itl man

[proper wind]

coman off

muller on

for who

[eternal sequoia]

Guys how was coman goal normal or good one cuz i couldn’t catch the goal

[proper wind]

ah choupo off

[proper wind]

very good one

volley

donnarumma karius'd it

[eternal sequoia]

Anyone know where i can see it ?😭

[proper wind]

I'll send it in dms i screen recorded it

[long fox]

Can we get a 2nd?

[proper wind]

ffs

[long fox]

1-1

Fuck off Ninja Turtle

[eternal sequoia]

Nooooo💔💔

[craggy siren]

OFFSIDE

[long fox]

Offside?

[proper wind]

it's gotta be offside

nuno was off

im sure of it

checking

should be off tho

[eternal sequoia]

Lesgooooooo🥳🥳🥳

[proper wind]

LETS GOO

[long fox]

So it's offside?

1-0 still?

[strong saddle]

2 off sides from the ninja turtle

[long fox]

VARyern and that lmfao

[proper wind]

heart attack

[strong saddle]

Dear lord

When can this end

[proper wind]

5 more minutes

[long fox]

Mbappe FC

[proper wind]

make it stop

[strong saddle]

ACK

[eternal sequoia]

god plz end this match

[long fox]

Fuckin ninja turtle merchants PSG

[eternal sequoia]

Hope he catch a injury before our next match

[proper wind]

jiro on

musiala off

[strong saddle]

Soon be over, soon be over

[proper wind]

stanisic on

sane off

[strong saddle]

PLUS FOUR

?

[proper wind]

clearly going more defensive

[proper wind]

shit

[strong saddle]

More suffering

[proper wind]

its okay inshaAllah we'll be fine

[strong saddle]

We have to score to seal the game as ours

[proper wind]

PAVARD SENT OFF

FFS

[craggy siren]

NAHHH

[strong saddle]

OH NO!

[long fox]

Pavard wtf

[humble trench]

He gave his all for us

Idc he was great today

[strong saddle]

At least it's not a penalty but Jesus Christ

[proper wind]

yeah

[humble trench]

next game we will see Davies - upa - de ligt - cancelo 😍

[glass otter]

Fuck off pavard

[proper wind]

yeah

[glass otter]

He had to tbh

[humble trench]

1 min

Bayern freekixk

[proper wind]

no no he's been fantastic today

[humble trench]

1 more goal would be nice

yup

What was that

Cmon end the game

[long fox]

FT when?

[strong saddle]

We did it boys

[humble trench]

We. need. to let. gravenberch. play.

FT

[eternal sequoia]

Don’t freak out it’s okay to lose him we got some big guns to use

[humble trench]

Lets fucking gooo

[long fox]

Let's goo

[proper wind]

finally

gg

[long fox]

GG

1-0 W

Coman once again traumatizing PSG

[tidal hornet]

Bayern should've done more before Mbappe came on

[long fox]

Guess we have to finish em off at the Allianz Arena, eh?

[tidal latch]

psg batter bayern 2nd leg

[long fox]

Who did you draw in the UCL mate?

[deep kiln]

ya'll getting battered by barca

[tidal latch]

ur dad mate

[wise light]

GET IN THERE

[long fox]

Cry, United fan

[tidal latch]

barca be humbled

[humble trench]

Siuu

[tidal latch]

we will see who I'll be crying in 2nd leg

[wise light]

Away win in PSG. Exactly what we needed. Great to hold an advantage going into the 2nd leg. 0-1 !

[deep kiln]

garnacho crying cuz gavi and pedri show him levels

[glass otter]

I cant believe im saying this but

[deep kiln]

i'll be there no matter what

[tidal latch]

What an actualy npc

[glass otter]

Visca el barca

[deep kiln]

w

[warped scaffold]

Yaas

[tidal latch]

barca gt humbled by United

[glass otter]

No

[tidal latch]

and 2nd leg osg humbke bayern

[glass otter]

Opposite

[long fox]

Someone needs to injure the Ninja Turtle again lmfao

[humble trench]

psg is so bad

Why we rooting for Barca over 1 united fan 😭

ngl

[warped scaffold]

Ngl, the way United us playing lately, concerned for barca💀🔫

[tidal latch]

somebody who has ball knowledge

[deep kiln]

barca is on form bruh

[dull skiff]

psg 🚮

[tidal latch]

we gonna humble them

[deep kiln]

won every game in jan

[warped scaffold]

So is United. I’m a Barca fan. Our attack is a lil meh rn. Defence is A1.

Plus PL levels are better than La liga

We’ve been winning 1-0 consistently 😭😭

[tidal latch]

swap madrid for fulham

barca for cfc

[deep kiln]

bro be quiet

[tidal latch]

what a league

no need to add bayern they are shit

[glass otter]

Wait for it

[strong saddle]

And we'll have Mane for the next leg

[glass otter]

Utd fan

[strong saddle]

Hopefully

[tidal latch]

come on psg💪

[golden halo]

no one likes a troll

[deep kiln]

aren't you a troll?

[long fox]

Bayern are clear of you pussyos lmao

[tidal latch]

who's trolling 👀

cap

[golden halo]

who said I was?

[deep kiln]

some ppl

[golden halo]

well I'm not

[deep kiln]

wasnt vortex saying that

[golden halo]

man is triggered that I support bayern for some odd reason

[inland moth]

boys

[deep kiln]

anyways i'm gonna enjoy watching gavi tear through that man u midfield

[deep kiln]

yo

[inland moth]

2nd leg out pavard

[tidal latch]

in ur dreams

[inland moth]

back Mazraoui hernandez mane

[deep kiln]

cancelo rb davies lb

[inland moth]

we gonna have a better squad in the second leg

[glass otter]

Davies de ligt upa cancelo 🤤

[long fox]

This win feels weird. We could've killed this tie off in the first half lmao

[inland moth]

Rb Mazraoui next match

bro was cooking in the wc

[glass otter]

Ngl our combined XI with PSG is us + mnm

[inland moth]

he'll be back in the 2nd leg

[glass otter]

Sommer
Cancelo upa de ligt Davies
Goretzka kimmich
Messi musiala Neymar
Mbappe

[inland moth]

just imagine mane in the 2nd leg

😳

[glass otter]

Maybe hakimi instead of cancelo

[inland moth]

he's back in the next 2 weeks

[brisk ermine]

wee need mané in 2nd leg

[inland moth]

Mané gonna cook this psg team bruh

[brisk ermine]

fr

[strong saddle]

Mane gonna run circles

[tidal hornet]

Wondering why we didn't start Müller and Musiala together

[long fox]

Good win! Could've, should've been more comfortable lmao.. but I fuckin take it

[brisk ermine]

double mco, I think naggelsmann didn't want that

[humble trench]

when did we lose at our stadium

[tidal hornet]

I'm happy with Sommer's saves though

[brisk ermine]

he's very good tho

a good transfer

idk if he's going to replace Neuer

[humble trench]

Psg 1st loss at parc de princes in 2 years

[vapid kelp]

YESSSSS

[long fox]

What happened with Coman btw? Didn't he limp off or sum shit

[vapid kelp]

OUR DEFENSE IS GOAT

WHAT A DEFENSE

[vapid kelp]

Nothing

[strong saddle]

Sommer became the terminator today

[vapid kelp]

We need mane and coman on the wings

[humble trench]

Pavard was 2nd best player if we count Coman as 1st

[brisk ermine]

truly underrated

[vapid kelp]

Sane and gnabry are trash

Sane always turns off in the second half of the season fuckin useless

3rd season he's been doing it now

[brisk ermine]

we need back prime sané

[strong saddle]

So we play them again in 2 weeks?

[long fox]

March 8th

3 weeks

[humble trench]

Mane and Mazraoui back by then

[inland moth]

already got my vip tickets boys

[long fox]

Gladbach away next..... Fun stuff

[surreal zinc]

Oh no

[inland moth]

Remember

no Sommer for Gladbach

and they lost 4-1 against Hertha

[upbeat sedge]

Oh so we're actually gonna score

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1625617821450248197?t=en1V-UW9at7rtl3ydqqLXQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

PSG have failed to score only twice in their last 33 Champions League home games - both were against Bayern

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[long fox]

We're massive

[eternal sequoia]

Any way guys le champions league champions league ale ale ale

[thorn drift]

Kudos Bayern

[edgy turtle]

Why does it always have to be Coman

[edgy turtle]

Ngl he didn't do that much

Man could've slept if he wanted

[thorn drift]

Was the 3atb effective??

Pavard suspended

[humble trench]

Yes

But 4-2-3-1 next leg

[young heath]

Where will coman play

[humble trench]

RM

Mane LM if he's good by then

[boreal ingot]

Real Madrid awaits munich in the final

[open meteor]

Coman is taming PSG a lot hahahah

[glass otter]

Fuck off

[zealous mauve]

Pepsi cant do anything without penalties

[glass otter]

Penalty for argentina

[humble trench]

Because

It has to be coman

[vapid kelp]

WE WON

Bro

[humble trench]

Mbappe is the so called owner of us

COMAN is your owner

[vapid kelp]

Why does sane always ghost in every ucl knockout stage ever

Whats his problem

[humble trench]

Idk why but coman had this weird thing we're in the bundesliga he goes 2 or 3 matches pretty bad then he goes 6 matches world class form in all competitions lmao

[vapid kelp]

He didnt even care yesterday pathetic

[humble trench]

He scored vs barca tbf

But that's barca

[vapid kelp]

Barca isnt knockoit stage

[humble trench]

This is PSG

[humble trench]

I get what your saying yeah but.i think he will show up the second leg

[vapid kelp]

In his 3 years at bayern i dont think he has ever scored in a knockout game innthe ucl

Neither assisted

He just ruins the attack

[vapid kelp]

Dont think so he should be dropped

Mane on the left coman on the right

Musiala and choupo

Only coman could match mbappe's speed along with upamecano

Musiala skinned nuno mendes so he shpuld play 90 mins

Gnabry fucking useless he couldnt even contain nuno mendes he was rolling after he came on

[humble trench]

You know what we should do

Actually get a god damned striker because choupo he's amazing and all

But bro is slow af

Amazing shooting and finishing but vs PSG we need.pace

We should put TEL in

I honestly think so

[vapid kelp]

He did well thats what we could get from a striker at most

[humble trench]

He has the physicality and speed

[vapid kelp]

The only problem to me was fucking sane

Useless prick i was fuming at him saying do something

Cancelo was pretty much neutralized by nuno mendes too so he wasnt able to play

Davies was a great decision and to play coman on the righy

Nuno cannot handle coman and musiala because neymar didnt track back

[lilac crane]

ez win

1:0

[tired prism]

Muller should've started

We would've played better

[gloomy vigil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/L0cv3yHaL_c?feature=share

[humble trench]

PSG without mbappe is actually nothing lmao

[wild fox]

Davies knows

[fresh haven]

Every body knows

[tired prism]

As if we don't know

[long fox]

No shit Sherlock, bring em on at the Allianz Arena

[paper urchin]

hope mane and muller will be completely healthy for next leg

[strong saddle]

Mane should be yeah

[humble trench]

Just curious, who is the best winger in Bayern rn?

Out of Coman, Sane

And if you play 4-2-3-1 in the 2nd leg who would be the wingers along with the CAM

[glass otter]

Coman

[humble trench]

Coman

[boreal ingot]

Where is Lewandowski play league maljum?