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glass otter
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striker

tired prism
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So sabi is leavin

humble trench
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Yep

glass otter
open meteor
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😭🤣

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I too yesterday bro

glass otter
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they hate us cuz they aint us

open meteor
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The black beast

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😎

lusty moth
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Hi

glass otter
long fox
glass otter
humble trench
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When exactly is summer

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Summer transfer window?

surreal zinc
open meteor
glass otter
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they disrespect chupo moting

long fox
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Muller gettin the bench treatment

open meteor
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Muller doesn't play 😭

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TV off

surreal zinc
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I think yall are resting him for Frankfurt or idk

surreal zinc
long fox
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Why wuf

humble trench
surreal zinc
humble trench
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beginning of transfer window

humble trench
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kinda hyped icl

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Goal Koln 0-1

proper wind
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what the fuck

humble trench
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i fucking knew it was gonna go in

long fox
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Ayoo

proper wind
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💀

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what was it

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fk or pen

long fox
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Wtf

proper wind
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or what

humble trench
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it was so obvious

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fucking corner goal oh my days

proper wind
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wow

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its ok we come back inshallah

jovial spear
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When is mane returning

humble trench
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no fucking pass is good

long fox
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Shit bastard

humble trench
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honestly so embarassing how you can play this shit twice in row

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what is going on

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nah this is gonna be embarassing today

long fox
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A world of pain, I'm living in lmfao

humble trench
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i havent seen one precise pass so far

proper wind
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guys its only the first 10m

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give it some time

humble trench
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its the worst 10 minutes ive seen this season

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de ligt cant get one pass right

proper wind
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okay

humble trench
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the defence is honestly sleeping

long fox
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What has this team been drinking?

humble trench
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how are you capable of being this shit after the first half of this season

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how much did we beat köln?

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5-2?

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4-0

proper wind
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5-2 was mainz

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4-0 i think

humble trench
long fox
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This is the first time we're playin em this season I think

jovial spear
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Lads

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It's been ten mins

long fox
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Arrest these lot

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All of em

humble trench
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wtf is going on guys

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put sane striker, tel right wing, coman left wing

humble trench
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We're probably selling Gnabry in the summer

long fox
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Gnabry is fuckin ass

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Pavard too

humble trench
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Any Gnabry replacements in mind?

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coman

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I meant in the summer possibly lol

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still coman

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hes good

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why we not using him

long fox
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Looks like we're in for another dogshit 2nd half of the season

humble trench
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gravenberch and de ligt 🔥

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almosttt

long fox
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Goal when?

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We need 2

humble trench
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65th min

long fox
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Man this is so annoying. Losin to fuckin Klown

humble trench
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Forget what I said

long fox
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We ain't scorin are we lol

humble trench
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We can

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20 mins left

long fox
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So frustrating man

humble trench
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Losing 1st game at home to Köln would be embarrassing

edgy parcel
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Gnarby fashion icon

humble trench
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ffs

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OOAOHOHH

long fox
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1-1

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Draw FC

humble trench
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Kimmich my goat

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FT

long fox
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Another draw

jovial spear
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It's rb leipzigs league

glass otter
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Cant even win in ohio

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Who the fuck keeps inviting these non best team itw fans

humble trench
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my opinion on the players:
sommer: oh we had a goalie
pavard: why are u still here?
upa: played good
de ligt: so happy we got u
davies: played well
kimmich: GOALLLLLLL
goretzka: no cmment
sane: we know u can do it
musiala: meh game, we know u can do better
gnabry: 🤡
choupo-moting: u luck ran out broski, we need a real striker
gravenberch: let this man play more
coman: we need him in the first team
muller: sure
tel: more minutes for him please

long fox
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Why didn't we play like this from the start?

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We only played for 45 minutes

glass otter
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Because i said so

open meteor
verbal hawk
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Fucking hell what a roller coaster

humble trench
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We need to do better

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3 more weeks before facing PSG

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And we almost lose to Köln at home

long fox
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I can't stand draws, but hey.. at least it wasn't a loss lol

humble trench
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Kimmich only scores bangers

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Aren't Napoli asking for 150M?

inland moth
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that was close

long fox
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Dogshit 1st half, great 2nd half but the finishing wasn't there

atomic comet
glass otter
long fox
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Coman and Gravy should start against Frankfurt

lusty moth
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Hi

tired prism
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I'm gonna say it again, Muller must be a starter

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Now y'all are realising how important Muller still is to bayern

humble trench
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And Mudryk is worth more than Osihmen? Lol

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When English clubs are involved in transfers every club asks for double the price

tepid hawk
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Bayern are insanely unlucky this season
Destroyed the UCL ‘group of death’ got 18 points and won 6 games only to get PSG in the round of 16
Negatively affected by the World Cup break thanks to injuries
And then you have them creating a lot of chances but be wasteful in front of goal

humble trench
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We were also wasteful in mid 1st half of the season

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When we tied 3 games and lost to Augsburg

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We'll hopefully bounce back

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The most unlucky player though is Lucas

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Only played 11 games this whole season

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12 with the WC

tired prism
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If nagelsmann doesn't start muller against Frankfurt, I'll personally start a riot against him

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And gnabry better start performing

humble trench
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it completely changed when coman and gravenberch joined

humble trench
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If Goretzka starts next game..

vapid kelp
glass otter
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our subs are better than our starters

humble trench
glass otter
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thats the most bayern thing ever

vapid kelp
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Please sell gnabry i have been saying this for atleast a year now

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He is a fucking poison and a statpadder he is getting us to nowhere
There are more than enough world class wingers to fill his boots

humble trench
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Opinion on Chiesa?

humble trench
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dont need him

open meteor
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Bro

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Sell gnabry and bring Kvaratskhelia

humble trench
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Negotiating with Napoli is a no

humble trench
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why tho

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They're strict af

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Won't be able to get such a deal like with every player we did in the summer

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They might not even sell him for less than 150M as well

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true tho

long fox
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Why's Onion 3 points off us again? kekw

humble trench
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We just wait until his contracts up

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Nothing Napoli can do about that

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Many factors come into play for this scenario

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  1. The players don't extend their contract
  2. They specifically want to join Bayern
humble trench
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gnabrys Instagram story

glass otter
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💀

long fox
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💀

humble trench
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💀

open meteor
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💀

thorny spoke
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💀

humble trench
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💀

daring geode
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💀

thorn drift
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💀

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This chat is ded

thin valley
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💀

glass otter
humble trench
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They want to throw away next season as well?

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We need a quality striker for next season, hence why we're planning on getting Kane

tidal hornet
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Didn't Man City once want Kane and even they weren't willing to pay what Tottenham wanted?

tired prism
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Shut up

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He's still good

humble trench
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We have like 6 of them that can play CB

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We need a DM more importantly

tired prism
surreal zinc
verbal hawk
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I feel young people really disrespect experience

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Probably the best trait for an athlete to have

spark lake
humble trench
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Was actually good with us

spark lake
humble trench
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^

humble trench
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No words for this 😭

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imagine a backline consisting of Davies - Upamecano - Stanisic - Pavard

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And its always before important games

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football really hates us so much

humble trench
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Nah De Ligt will be fine hopefully

surreal zinc
humble trench
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this is why i wake up in the morning

long fox
humble trench
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HOW

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HOW

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ITS NOT EVEN A PROPER MATCH

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@long fox DO OUR PLAYERS HAVE A LACK OF CALCIUM OR SOMETHING

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FFS A SOLDIER PROBABLY GETS LESS INJURED THAN A BAYERN MUNICH OK PLAYER

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Ffs

long fox
humble trench
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I MEAN FOR GODS SAKE SKEING

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If neuer were to be deployed in Afghanistan

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He would have been less likely to get injured than in the god foresaken Alps

tired prism
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Ur clueless

long fox
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Oh well

humble trench
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Personally I would sell Goretzka instead of Sabitzer

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Too injury prone

long fox
glass otter
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Of course

humble trench
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LWTS GOOO GRAVENBERCH

humble trench
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no musiala no party

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Muller is bad

glass otter
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you are bad

spark lake
long fox
surreal zinc
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Bro

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Muller is great tf u on

glass otter
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Fake fan

surreal zinc
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Bro

glass otter
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Not u

humble trench
surreal zinc
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Oh

humble trench
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He got baited by a parody account

tidal hornet
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Like there's anything there to be photoshopped. He's obviously messing

near vale
humble trench
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Omfg lmao

upbeat sedge
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Bro is gonna be playing this when we face PSG

surreal zinc
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True

open meteor
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Go Bayern

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today is a Goretzka day

tired prism
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Now we'll surely beat Frankfurt

tired prism
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Thomas Muller is the goat

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He should've never been benched

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Clueless ppl don't realise how good he is

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And also pnabry benched

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Lmao

upbeat sedge
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Predicting a Choupo-Moting hat trick today

open meteor
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Prediction for today? @here

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2-0

humble trench
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3-1

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i dont want a 2 goal lead 😭😭

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we need to beat frankfurt 6-0 to show we arent washed

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even if people cry about it again idc

long fox
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Frankfurt ain't no pushovers lol

glass otter
tired prism
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How many of you want gnabry to be sold in the summer?

humble trench
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Me

long fox
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I thought Gravenberch was supposed to start

humble trench
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4-1-4-1 😭😭😭

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nagelsmann got personal problems with Gravenberch

long fox
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Wtf is Nagelsmann cookin again?

tidal hornet
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Ibra on the bench

humble trench
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Ibra Tel Wanner Gravenberch Blind on when we lead 4-0

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🤩

long fox
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Gravenberch must've pissed in Nagelsmann's beer

humble trench
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maybe hes trying out something new

upbeat sedge
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Honestly what has Ryan done to Nagelsmann

humble trench
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feel like we either lose 2-1 or win 5-0

open meteor
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Has Gravenberch thrown himself at any of Nagglesman's relatives?

long fox
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Not the right time to fuck about with formations, Julian. Tf are you doin?

upbeat sedge
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What formation has he chosen this time

humble trench
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hes done the same just months ago 😭

humble trench
upbeat sedge
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Nah what is goin on

humble trench
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when he switched from 4-2-2-2 to 4-2-3-1

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when we didnt even have a striker

long fox
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Nah fam

upbeat sedge
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Can he decide on a formation already

open meteor
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Put Gravenberch man 😭

humble trench
upbeat sedge
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And look at us v Koln

humble trench
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we will probably see musiala as an 8

long fox
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Nah, If Bayern lose today, Imma fuckin rage

humble trench
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so basically 4-2-3-1 with one 8 and one 6

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and stanisic starting means something

upbeat sedge
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Wait WHAT

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Nahhh

humble trench
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we're either seeing a tactical masterclass or we're getting cooked 😭😭

upbeat sedge
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This dude

long fox
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Man, I really don't get this whole formation experiments

humble trench
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its ok nothing is gonna be as bad as when we played sabitzer left back

upbeat sedge
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True

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Honestly
Watch
If we're not winning by 80 minutes De Ligt is going striker

humble trench
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5 back 😭😭😭😭

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5th minute 1-0 Frankfurt after that the bus is getting parked

upbeat sedge
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Yeah true

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I think the tactics should be just to kill Kolo Muani

humble trench
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he wasnt a problem last time

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that 6-1 made me cream icl

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run it back please

upbeat sedge
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Kimmich goal in that game 😍

long fox
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Lookin at this line-up really kills my interest for this game

humble trench
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honest reaction to nagelsmann overthinking

upbeat sedge
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I think he supports Leipzig

long fox
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Nagelsmann doin his best Pep impression

humble trench
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he looks like he slurps red bull like its water

upbeat sedge
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Look he won the dfb pokal

humble trench
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if frankfurt win we're fucked

long fox
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Yea, not the right time for formation shenanigans at all

humble trench
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Pep wants us to lose

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this dude 😭😭😭😭

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forcing Müller into our starting 11 is exactly what shouldnt have happened

tired prism
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Muller should've never been benched

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He'll perform tonight

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I don't understand why so many bayern fans dislike the ramdeuter

upbeat sedge
open meteor
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Go Bayern

humble trench
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where tf is gravenberch

glass otter
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THEY PROMISED US RYAN

proper wind
tired prism
humble trench
glass otter
proper wind
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one of my favorite footballers

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and people in general

humble trench
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I miss him every day

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Take good care of him

glass otter
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salty fans call him flop

tired prism
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All the muller haters must stfu now

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He must be a starter

humble trench
proper wind
tired prism
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I can't believe no one rates muller

humble trench
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Goal Frankfurt

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1-1

humble trench
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No words

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Best way to describe

verbal hawk
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"They're about as useful as tits on a nun" -Mark Goldbridge

humble trench
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The WC ruined this team

novel atlas
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Bauern getting 3 straight draws

long fox
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Davies slipping there at the end to top it all off 💀

sweet oak
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@tired prism ooft are u lads gonna win the league

proper wind
sweet oak
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Psg vs bayern gonna be a good match both teams are in shambles

proper wind
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yes

sweet oak
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I thought psg was gonna get whooped at first

humble trench
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please get rid of nagelsmann

sweet oak
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Tuchel in?

tired prism
sweet oak
humble trench
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Trust Nagelsmann

humble trench
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just wait until he get sacked

sweet oak
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I think klopp would be good too

humble trench
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would be good? perfect trainer for 6 years

lavish swift
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another day another draw

open meteor
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I feel like we're not going to get better with Naggelsman

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The team is falling short with him

thorny spoke
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Bayern gets 3 draws in league and destroys the teams in cl

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We have seen this before

long fox
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Yea, we deffo didn't do it in September

humble trench
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got my Bayern order 😍

humble trench
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What did you order?

upbeat sedge
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We will never know

humble trench
long fox
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Fuckin Leverkusen

humble trench
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the signed ball

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Nice

long fox
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PSG are bums lmfao

humble trench
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shiver me timbers😟

tired prism
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We both need to sort our shit out

humble trench
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Bayern vs PSG: Battle of the draws

long fox
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Funny you should say that, Madrid also drew lmfao

humble trench
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Napoli look like the best team to win the UCL

humble trench
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Napoli wont win

long fox
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All big teams fuckin suck rn for some reason lmfao

delicate leaf
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Man. City will win

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Håland gets Ballon D’Or then joining Bayern in August

humble trench
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Wtf

long fox
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Wait what

humble trench
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Our season is back

long fox
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No way man

humble trench
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Brazzo masterclass

tidal hornet
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Tell me about Cancelo. Is he good?

humble trench
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He plays for Man City

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Enough said lol

long fox
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Do you smell what Brazzo is cookin

humble trench
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Can play LB and RB

long fox
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I need to see Fabrizio Romano confirming it

humble trench
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Pls fab

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I need the here we go

tidal hornet
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Likely to include a buy option KloppThink

humble trench
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Cancelo replacing Pavard

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A dream and a half

tidal hornet
humble trench
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Now lets get a ST on loan

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Cancelo??!?!?×?/*3&387$8$?$

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included buy option nice

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WHATTT

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Nagelsmann been wanting him for a year now

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😭😭😭😭😭

proper wind
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NO WAY

humble trench
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seems like pavard is actually leaving btw

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maybe

proper wind
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he wants to leave

humble trench
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Cancelo shivering as we speak 😭😭

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buy option is 70m lmfaoo

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naaaah

tidal hornet
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Imagine

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The money we saved for Kane goes to Cancelo and Choupo instead

humble trench
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no

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we wont buy cancelo for 70m

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oshimhen is 70m

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He's 150M lol

humble trench
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We have Mazraoui and Davies

tidal hornet
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Does it have to be 70m though? How low can Brazzo make it in the summer?

humble trench
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I mean it's Man City we're talking about

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Lower than 65M I don't see it happening

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we wont buy him either way so

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??? mazraoui is injured and cancelo could be right back or wing

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RB

tidal hornet
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Pavard replacement though

humble trench
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cancelo will be an inverted fullback

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helping the midfield

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letting goretzka and kimmich go up high

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this will be the turning point important Transfer

humble trench
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we should get malo gusto

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He joined Chelsea yesterday

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fuck malo gusto hes shit

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😭

jovial spear
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Is bayern getting cancelo because pavard

humble trench
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no because of mazraoui

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hes out for weeks

glass otter
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They mad over a player that doesnt start anymore 😭

proper wind
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wait what

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why doesnt he start

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who are they starting instead? walker and gomez?

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aké?

glass otter
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Yes

humble trench
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They switch between 3-2-4-1 and 4-3-3

glass otter
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Lep

humble trench
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It'd be beautiful if Cancelo wins UCL with us before with City

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Just like Coutinho and Perisic with their clubs

glass otter
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Why do fans cry when we buy anyone

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What are we supposed to do have the same squad all the time?

humble trench
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Who is crying lol

glass otter
humble trench
humble trench
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I'm assuming cancelo will play RB

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Cus no way he taking phonzies place

humble trench
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This is why we're the best team when it comes to transfers

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They already made videos lol

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tidal hornet
humble trench
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Cancelo for 60M and sell Pavard for 40M

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But 1st we gotta actually see if Cancelo will perform for us

tidal hornet
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He might be a handful if he's not good enough to go on the pitch

humble trench
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Pavard but actually good

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It's good news for our season

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Depth is important

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Pavard is leaving, Mazraoui injured for a couple weeks

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And Cancelo is really good if let's say Davies is out for a game

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Yeah

long fox
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Davies, De Ligt, Upamecano, Cancelo

This backline

humble trench
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If we get the offense working again no doubt we can win the sextuple again

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im not scared of psg

humble trench
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Cancelo will save our midfield

humble trench
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Chelsea deserve what Juve are getting lol

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I mean they are if you look at the table lmao

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Dortmund will show them Levels

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And Leipzig will own City (wishful thinking)

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if every bundesliga Team win their ucl games im gonna cream

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imagine the scenes when 4 out of 8 clubs are in the Bundesliga

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Idk if Frankfurt will beat Napoli

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possible

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Anything is possible we just have to wait and see

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I just wanna see him in a Bayern shirt already

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Hmm

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Vlahovic on loan

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Lol

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They're desperate either way looking at their position

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A deal in the summer would be nice

long fox
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Hopefully a win against Mainz puts us back into form

tidal hornet
glass otter
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W

humble trench
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Only took 1 day

half inlet
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Against PSG

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W?

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Waking up and seeing Kolo Muani getting announced

half inlet
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Brazzo cooking fr

long fox
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Brazzo's on a mission this season

half inlet
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FT acting like it's the next smash bros character reveal 😭

humble trench
open meteor
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Cancelo yeees

humble trench
humble trench
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Inshallah

humble trench
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But now that I think about it he can play LB too

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Bro what position even is he lmao

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As in main position

half inlet
half inlet
humble trench
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Perfect then

humble trench
humble trench
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Nagelsmann will only start Goretzka and Kimmich anyways

half inlet
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Tbh I'd bench Pavard for the rest of the season

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Stanisić as our 2nd rb until Mazraoui is back

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Then Pavard 4th rb

humble trench
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That's what's happening

humble trench
humble trench
median mesa
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Qué mira bobo

humble trench
humble trench
humble trench
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Just for this one.

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But

median mesa
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How do u think about ucl round 16 psg against bayern?

humble trench
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Let's be honest here other than Kane what options do we really have

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Vlahović

humble trench
glass otter
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Milik

humble trench
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Like 70M maybe looking at Juve crisis

tidal hornet
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Which would be cheaper than Kane

humble trench
humble trench
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More like the players will ask to leave with no UCL football

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Is vlahovic good enough for bundesliga and ucl

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Or any competition at this rate

median mesa
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Messi against Boateng

humble trench
humble trench
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And I just have that feeling he fits right in at Bayern

median mesa
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Where do u come from?

humble trench
glass otter
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70 mil bruh

median mesa
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Joao cancelo isn’t great anymore

humble trench
humble trench
median mesa
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Not better than Davies

humble trench
median mesa
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RB?

glass otter
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Hes rb ig

humble trench
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He's competing with pavard and mazroui

humble trench
glass otter
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Cancelo gk

humble trench
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And he is still world class

median mesa
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Maybe he plays LWF lol

humble trench
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How old is he now btw

humble trench
glass otter
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Like 28

humble trench
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Cancelo? 28

humble trench
humble trench
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Good

tidal hornet
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Seeing some guy talk about Bayern changing formation so they have Davies, Gravy, Kimmich and Cancelo in mid

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Then Upa, De Ligt, Pavard at back

humble trench
median mesa
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Pavard is going to Barca

humble trench
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God help us the day that happens

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Bayern without a back 4

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Is like Juventus without corruption

median mesa
long fox
tidal hornet
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I dunno, if we got Cancelo and Davies able to move back when needed, that's some good support

humble trench
median mesa
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Watch Ronaldo

humble trench
median mesa
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Haha

humble trench
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How many games now?

long fox
glass otter
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100

humble trench
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3?

humble trench
glass otter
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We will Play 4 atb

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4-1-4-1

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Jk

humble trench
median mesa
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Kimmich play DMF?

humble trench
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Bayern with anything but a 4231 is weird now adays

glass otter
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Of course

open meteor
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Bro, Cancelo is here 😭😭😭😭@humble trench

humble trench
open meteor
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i want to drink

long fox
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4-2-2-2 at the start of the season was something else man

open meteor
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wtf

humble trench
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Strangest ever transfer but I'm not complaining

glass otter
median mesa
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How about the morroco rightback?

long fox
humble trench
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Looks like he's gonna start vs Mainz

humble trench
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But with both I'm not complaining

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Good transfers by us

long fox
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I better see Vlahovic or Kolo Muani announced when I wake up tomorrow kekw kekw

glass otter
humble trench
humble trench
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I could have sworn I saw him play that position

open meteor
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bro

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buah

median mesa
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morata?jaja

humble trench
long fox
glass otter
humble trench
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Imagine timo.werner

humble trench
long fox
median mesa
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Klose here we go

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Gotze

humble trench
median mesa
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Great striker

humble trench
humble trench
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Huge

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Clears the ball away from both nets

glass otter
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Milik here we go

median mesa
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Ronaldo is coming!

long fox
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Pukki, here we go

glass otter
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Respect pukki

median mesa
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Cristiano let’s go

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Who would win ucl honestly bro?

humble trench
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Bayern or Napoli

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Well thank you pep

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For sending us your world class right back lmao

glass otter
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That's why we have de ligt

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Unlike the player u rep

hollow anchor
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He will play RB, because i dont think he will play în Upamecano or Davies spot, so he will take Pavard spot

tidal hornet
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He's meant to take Mazraoui's spot since he's out, isn't he?

open meteor
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I'm looking forward to watching Cancelo's first day videos at Bayern

hollow anchor
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We now have a better chance against PSG

long fox
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Man we're fuckin stacked in defence lmao

hollow anchor
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Davies is the only one who can catch Mbappe if its a Solo Run

long fox
tired prism
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Wtf how did we sign cancelo?

hollow anchor
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But we are happy

tired prism
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There were no reports even 3 hrs ago

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So is it a loan to buy?

hollow anchor
hollow anchor
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We have enough money, but first we need to see how he plays for us

tired prism
median mesa
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Just loan

open meteor
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and purchase option

upbeat sedge
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I cannot believe we have just gotten cancelo

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I learnt this in religion class

tired prism
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Hopefully he can get back to his best

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We've done so much business in January

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What a surprise

tired prism
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But now I'm sure we'll knock out PSG

upbeat sedge
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Pavard is definitely leaving now isn’t he

tired prism
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Let him join barca

upbeat sedge
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If we buy cancelo that is

tired prism
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Shit player joining a shit club

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They're in uel, that's enough

humble trench
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It's his loss

tired prism
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And he has been terrible lately

humble trench
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Bayern bench> starting 11 barca

tired prism
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Barca got grouped in the ucl this season

long fox
tired prism
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We do

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Fuck barca

open meteor
open meteor
long fox
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They hate us more if anything. And they have a reason lmfao

tired prism
open meteor
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It's reality

tired prism
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Why hasn't he been playing?

open meteor
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final Supercup against Madrid

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is sanctioned

tired prism
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I asked in the barca chat

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They should know

open meteor
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He made this gesture to the referee and he fell 3 games @tired prism

long fox
upbeat sedge
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LOL

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Nice one Lewy

open meteor
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I think that suspension is stupid.

tired prism
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Absolutely

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But it's not our problem

open meteor
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He asked him if he had cocaine

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Hahaha

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joke joke

glass otter
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lewandonkey

humble trench
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I hate barca because of certain barca fans

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They see themselves bigger than us simple because of a number of legends who played for them

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But players don't make a club

open meteor
humble trench
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It's gonna happen inshallah

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Give it tomorrow morning

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Or

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Late tonight

open meteor
humble trench
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Quick pick with brazzo

open meteor
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Hahahaha

humble trench
open meteor
humble trench
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it will cone

open meteor
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We have Goatking

humble trench
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already confirmed by the goat

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we got tel

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tel > havertz tbh

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Pep doing us favors

upbeat sedge
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Pep loves us still

humble trench
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Pep giving Bayern their best players before he returns

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havertz isnt really a striker i think, and tel is already banging goals when he plays

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just let him play more and let him cook

humble trench
humble trench
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nah we will pay way to much

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maybe make a switch deal, osimhen for gnabry

open meteor
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No havertz

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He chest will freeze here

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hahahahaha

tidal hornet
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Bayern don't need Havertz

tidal hornet
tired prism
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We make the smartest signings

upbeat sedge
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True

long fox
upbeat sedge
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Its still Joao Cancelo

long fox
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If he regains his form from last season, it's GG for everyone lmfao

tired prism
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U can't deny that

long fox
tidal hornet
long fox
hollow anchor
hollow anchor
open meteor
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Any video about Cancelo?

glass otter
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Were not even playing

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Yet we still find a way to beat barca

humble trench
upbeat sedge
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Oh my god

thorn drift
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Hummels ain't good anymore

tidal hornet
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He's alright, but only "alright". We got better now

half inlet
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Let me cook

humble trench
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The resulting dish

thorn drift
glass otter
thorn drift
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Lucas is too injury prone

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3atb won't work

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Upamecano is in a great form

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De Ligt - Upamecano

tired prism
thorn drift
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Bruh forgot Muller-_-

humble trench
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Yeah there's no place for our wingers

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We gonna play Coman RWB or what lol

humble trench
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We are so lucky to have brazzo

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Are we not kings of the transfer market or what

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We're better than real Madrid

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City

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All those clubs

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We get world class singings cheap on the regular

humble trench
half inlet
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Fullback FC

humble trench
tired prism
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Without question

humble trench
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Inshallah if we go on like this

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We can beat PSG and inshallah win the ucl

tired prism
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Siuuu

humble trench
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Last time we won it we faced harder clubs

tired prism
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But first we gotta demolish mainz

humble trench
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Chelsea spurs barca

humble trench
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We need to keep our chances of a second sextuple alive

tired prism
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Don't wanna face tough teams in every round

humble trench
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To end up getting arguably 3d favorites to win the competition the very next round

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I mean they were unlucky too but they were the ones who got 2nd not us

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We will beat them anyways inshallah

tired prism
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Uefa beter give us an easy qf draw

humble trench
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Man city

humble trench
humble trench
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When he saw barca

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Yes

tired prism
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He laughed this season

humble trench
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Ahh

tired prism
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We were in group c this time

humble trench
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Yeah

delicate leaf
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Our probable line-up after the transfer window:

Sommer

Cancelo - De Ligt - Upamecano - Davies

Kimmich - Goretzka

Gnabry - Müller - Musiala

Mané (when he recovers)

glass otter
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Davies

delicate leaf
glass otter
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Our?

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When were u Bayern fan

delicate leaf
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Every time they have to play against Marseille or PSG, I automatically become a Bayern fanpopcorn

humble trench
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Announcement in the next hours possibly

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W

tidal hornet
humble trench
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1 visit to Kahns office will change his attitude

ocean elm
humble trench
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Servus 👋

long fox
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Lessgetit

humble trench
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🤮

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Who's watching the stream

inland moth
humble trench
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Ik we were at first against the idea

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Butttttttt

inland moth
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Super League is bad

humble trench
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If Barcelona are playing we can't miss an opportunity to embarrass them can we lads?

inland moth
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True true

humble trench
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And this

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We can't do both

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Too many games

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Better to focus on actual competitions

humble trench
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No way we about to scam both of them for 50M

vagrant flame
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it wont be more than a loan

tidal hornet
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Shouldn't we be trying to hold onto him until Laimer comes in, at least?

vagrant flame
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because we literally dont have the money lol

humble trench
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I think we're gonna get a midfielder on loan if what was said yesterday about 1 more player joining is true

long fox
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We'll prolly yoink a midfielder on loan now

humble trench
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Enzo Fernández on loan😎

tidal hornet
long fox
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Welp... RIP Sanitizer

open meteor
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I want to see Cancelo first day video

humble trench
humble trench
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At this rate why are we even loaning him out with only 4 midfielders (3 if he leaves)

tidal hornet
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That's what I'm wondering

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We should be keeping him until summer

humble trench
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Yes

vagrant flame
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we are super broke

humble trench
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Then I hope Sabitzer isn't leaving unless we bring a great loan in return today

tidal hornet
humble trench
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Better get Enzo if we agree to loan Sabi out

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noone could ever imagine this winter transfer market

long fox
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An injury prone Goretzka, Kimmich and Gravy if Sanitizer leaves today. Risky

half pier
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Does Sabitzer have a good injury record?

humble trench
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@half pier

half pier
glass otter
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Joao confirmo

humble trench
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this dude 😭😭

inland moth
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Siuuuu

open meteor
humble trench
open meteor
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what a player Man

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What thread puts

humble trench
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How much did we get for him

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I mean he's practically a bench warmer at this point

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Gives better opportunity from gravenberch to play more

inland moth
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Konrad Laimer joining killed his game time

long fox
humble trench
long fox
tired prism
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And that too for united

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Fuck united

inland moth
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fr

humble trench
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Also

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When does that transfer window end again in Germany

inland moth
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Also today

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7 hours

humble trench
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7 hours

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Alright then

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So united and barca still have time for signings

inland moth
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nvm

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it just closes

humble trench
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It closed

inland moth
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I forgot it was earlier

humble trench
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?

inland moth
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lmao

humble trench
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So pavard and sabitzer stay with us considering england closes before we do right

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?

inland moth
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sabitzer is already at the airport to

humble trench
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When?

inland moth
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idk

long fox
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Midnight

tired prism
inland moth
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loan

long fox
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We're back to being finished and relegating lads. Yestery, we were winning the sextuple lmfao

humble trench
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Chill lmao

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We just got the best full back pairing in the world

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Live a little

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And this isn't me being optimistic like before

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It's just me thinking it's god damned sabitzer for god's sake he isn't gonna win us a ucl lmao

long fox
# humble trench Bruh it's sabitzer 💀

I know, but a lot of Bayern fans are so reactionary. He was decent at the start of the season in that 4-2-2-2 formation. But other than that, he's pretty underwhelming lol

tired prism
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He's just going to Manchester for some fresh air

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Just a 6 month normal loan with no buy option

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He'll return in the summer

long fox
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Depth wise, it's not that good. But I'm sure we'll be fine

upbeat sedge
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We will be

tired prism
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But this does mean gravenberch will get more games

humble trench
inland moth
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sabitzer as small child

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🥹

long fox
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Lots of doomsdayers in the Bayern subreddit, jeez lmao

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I'm pretty sure Blind can be a pretty good CM, Cancelo can play there too iirc. They moan too much

proper wind
proper wind
humble trench
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sabitzer confirmed to man u