bayern-munich

[torpid ledge]

Soon

[glass otter]

who invited these men here

we are so masive everyone comes to us

[open meteor]

Mia san mia Hello!

[tired prism]

Fr

This chat shouldn't only be limited to bayern fans tho

Even I chat in the barca channel sometimes

It's fun

[fossil warren]

alphonso davies plays for this team right

[quartz helm]

How do you think will psg vs bayern play out. I see an slight advantage on our side(bayern) because our defense is more solid

[quartz helm]

y

[fossil warren]

canadas best player

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1614681996231426048

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern and Gladbach have resumed talks over a potential transfer of Yann Sommer. New conversations are ongoing. A fixed fee of €5-6m that can go up to €7-8m with add-ons could be a solution. The next few days are set to be decisive [@AndreasBoeni]

Twitter · Jan 15, 2023, 5:52 PM

[tired prism]

Just get this deal done ffs

Had enough of this saga

[long fox]

Yea

[tired prism]

We usually sort out our transfers quickly

Gotta do that here

[tidal hornet]

I thought Bayern wanted to get this done before Doha too

[glass otter]

Look at Atalanta score

[humble trench]

Yes he Indeed does

[humble trench]

PRAISE GOD

OUR MIRACLE HAS ARRIVED

WE ARE WILLING TO PAY MORE THAN POCKET CHANGE FOR A GOALKEEPER

[eternal sequoia]

Yeah but if were still with the current gk were done bro

They need to find a world class gk ASAP

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1614750622951305216?t=zCVXDPw6iYjprueWn_z_Ng&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern and Gladbach are in concrete talks over Yann Sommer. Gladbach are pushing for Jonas Omlin as replacement and got positive signals. The next days will be decisive [@Plettigoal]

Likes

858

Twitter · Jan 15, 2023, 10:25 PM

[humble trench]

Finally

Some "progress"

[long fox]

This whole saga will be the end of me

[tired prism]

Lmao

[tired prism]

Looks like we're finally gonna sign sommer

[glass otter]

Winter

[sly hedge]

Spring

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1614908522201849856

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are now ready to improve their offer for Yann Sommer. Negotiations between the clubs have resumed and there's movement regarding Gladbach getting Jonas Omlin, their favourite replacement for Sommer [@BILD]

Twitter · Jan 16, 2023, 8:52 AM

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1614911646836854785

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Alexander Nübel is 100% staying at Monaco this month. Decision has been made

Nübel's agent Stefan Backs: "It's true. The transfer is off the table. Alexander will play the second half of the season in Monaco."

[@Plettigoal, @SkySportNews]

Twitter · Jan 16, 2023, 9:05 AM

[long fox]

It's so fuckin up and down

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1614958885000945664

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Montpellier are now ready to sell Jonas Omlin this month. Yann Sommer will be allowed to leave as long as Bayern pay the exact same fee that Gladbach needs for Omlin. Concrete talks ongoing but no deal yet [@Sky_Marlon89]

Twitter · Jan 16, 2023, 12:12 PM

[humble trench]

I want a here we go by tonight

[humble trench]

Same

We NEED Sommer

He is the only keeper other than neuer that we could get who has a chance vs PSG

And to help us this season

[tired prism]

Same

[long fox]

Ohhh, don't get me excited

[humble trench]

That’s our way out

[humble trench]

[open meteor]

Ulreich vs Leizpig, fear

[proper wind]

i hope sommer performs well

hell, i hope we sign him to begin with

[humble trench]

Sommer is definetly coming

[humble trench]

He will do well inshallah

In ucl matches he did well enough vs inter

[long fox]

I trust him for BuLi and Pokal games. UCL knockout games however...... no thank you

[glass otter]

ulreich can save the fucking titanic

for fucks sake man

[open meteor]

If he has him day yes bro

We need a goalkeeper and this champions looks good

[humble trench]

In bundesliga we don't need to worry but idk about ulreich vs the attacks of clubs like PSG real Madrid or city

3 other clubs who realistically could get this trophy alongside us

[glass otter]

ulreich is a ucl winner what about psgh

[open meteor]

Madrid is shit, psg or city

and napoli good teams

[humble trench]

Madrid is still Madrid even when there shit they can win it lmao

[open meteor]

I just wait for another goalkeeper

[humble trench]

Napoli maybe but I see them getting knocked out vs city

[open meteor]

You're right, robberies and luck can get on its side. Like all its history

[humble trench]

Exactly lmao

[open meteor]

It would be a great match

Napoli play very well

[humble trench]

Definitely

[open meteor]

but i need to watch more football

of napoli in europe

[humble trench]

the dirtiest white shirt in football history.

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615111752185966592?t=lDbHp7T_bfFZT8EWdbP89A&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Borussia Mönchengladbach have today rejected a bid of €8m fixed plus €1m add-ons from Bayern for Yann Sommer [@Plettigoal]

Likes

252

Twitter · Jan 16, 2023, 10:20 PM

we're getting milked 😭

JUST PAY THEM AND DONT EVER DO BUSINESS WITH THEM AGAIN FFS

[open meteor]

FUCK MONCHEGALDBACH

SHIT SHIT

PRISION

[open meteor]

They disgust me a lot, we're bigger than that.

[long fox]

These fuckin cunts

Man I fuckin hate this team. Genuinely hope they get nuked

[humble trench]

Ffs

[strong saddle]

are you fucking serious

[open meteor]

https://youtu.be/qv5VItfLWvY What do you think of this top song?

[tired prism]

Fuck gladbach

Hope they fucking get relegated

Disgusting club

[glass otter]

Wankers

[tidal hornet]

At least Bayern are willing to pay more now

[glass otter]

They broke their piggy bank

[tidal hornet]

We'll make that money back when we win UCL with Sommer

[glass otter]

What

[open meteor]

Don't pull down your pants for a player

How iflen him price goodbye sommer

[tidal hornet]

I wouldn't be surprised if Bayern ended up having to pay 12m

[humble trench]

Livakovic is worth those 12M

And sell Nubel for 15M to Monaco

[tidal hornet]

Nubel is definitely being sold in summer

[humble trench]

Afraid of competition

Even then if he hates competition he can be loaned somewhere else

But if he wants to remain at Monaco then he can in the summer permanently

Have we bought sommer yet?

[open meteor]

We barter them for Pavard

Pavard x Sommer 🔥

[tired prism]

No

Gladbach rejected our 8 mil bid

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615287180368445441?t=VDIAD74vbSdQYqW0ppRvig&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Further negotiations between Bayern and Gladbach for Yann Sommer are expected today. New numbers will be discussed. The deal has yet to fall through despite Gladbach's rejection of Bayern's latest offer yesterday (€8m+€1m). Sommer remains determined to join FCB [@Plettigoal]

Twitter · Jan 17, 2023, 9:57 AM

[tired prism]

I swear if that dogshit club doesn't let sommer join us

I'll myself nuke that club

[humble trench]

they are hardballing

deal is getting sealed today

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615287180368445441?t=8BO9DTt4LbO-_xzlwpvM_w&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Further negotiations between Bayern and Gladbach for Yann Sommer are expected today. New numbers will be discussed. The deal has yet to fall through despite Gladbach's rejection of Bayern's latest offer yesterday (€8m+€1m). Sommer remains determined to join FCB [@Plettigoal]

Likes

325

Twitter · Jan 17, 2023, 9:57 AM

[tired prism]

It better be

[humble trench]

just realised our record against barca is 11-2-2

😂

[tired prism]

Can't wait to destroy them again

[humble trench]

we cant tho

we wont drop to EL

😂

[long fox]

We'll group em again next season. It's becoming a tradition

[humble trench]

Not if they win the league

We getting Madrid then

😢

[tired prism]

They won't

No chance

[humble trench]

They will if Madrid keeps playing like this

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615325516537511936

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Multiple sources in Italy (@repubblica @tuttosport) reporting that Bayern have identified Empoli goalkeeper Guglielmo Vicario (26) as a target and have already come forward with an initial offer. Empoli considering a replacement

Twitter · Jan 17, 2023, 12:29 PM

[wise light]

They'll find some way to rig it anyways

So that Barca aren't in Pot 1 somehow lol

[glass otter]

Leipzig have an injury crisis like us

I predict a 4-2 win for us

[long fox]

They don have Nkunku, so we cool lol

[mystic oar]

4-2?

it's BAYERN

MUNICH

8-1 ez

[glass otter]

W

[humble trench]

Sign for 6M asap

Lmao

[sly hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/zlatan-ibra-ibrahimovic-ibra-milan-wink-gif-20252996

[humble trench]

lmaoo

[tired prism]

Thomas Muller should still be a starter

[long fox]

Sommer announcement when?

[tired prism]

By tonight or I nuke gladbach

[open meteor]

Nice work with Ibrahimovic yeeeag

[proper wind]

best youngster itw

[surreal zinc]

Same

[humble trench]

inshallah tonight

[open meteor]

Sommer news?

[glass otter]

He plays for a shit team

[open meteor]

and Monchegladbach want fuck us

[strong saddle]

im scared

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615626078982135808

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Gladbach have agreed personal terms with Jonas Omlin, their desired Yann Sommer replacement. Now it's up to the clubs to reach an agreement. A fee of €8-10m is being discussed [@AndreasBoeni]

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 8:24 AM

[glass otter]

YES YES YES YES YES

[humble trench]

Breaking: Gladbach decline 12m€ offer for Sommer!
reason: too late!

[humble trench]

LETS GOOO COME ON BRAZZO

Here we go I beg

[sage mica]

yeeeeeeeees

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615654912951521283?t=1rcTlof2XD2K6o464ILlsw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

The move could happen today [@cfbayern]

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 10:18 AM

BABABABABABABBABABAABABABABABBABAABBA

[long fox]

Hopefully this isn't another bullshit lie. This needs to fuckin end already lmao

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615654638631649280

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Gladbach bosses have promised Bayern yesterday that if Jonas Omlin's move to Borussia works out this month, then they will accept Bayern's offer (€8m+€1m) for Yann Sommer [@cfbayern]

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 10:17 AM

[tidal hornet]

God I hope so

[surreal zinc]

God I fucking hope he comes

[humble trench]

COME ON BRAZZO MAKE IT HAPPEN

[tired prism]

I SWEAR IF THAT DISGRACE OF A CLUB REJECT OUR OFFER AGAIN

I hate gladbach with every ounce of my soul

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1615698374971346945

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

News #Sommer: Been told there is NO TOTAL agreement between Bayern & Gladbach at this stage. Too early to say that. Still a lot of details to be clarified. All parties are in talks. But no intensive developments between Omlin & Gladbach as of now … @SkySportDE 🇨🇭

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 1:11 PM

Probably not today then

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615712932230209536

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Yann Sommer won't train with Gladbach today. Final stages of the deal [@Plettigoal]

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 2:09 PM

[glass otter]

Siuuu

Eat shit gladcack

[strong saddle]

Yay

[half inlet]

We have a really good shot at this season's ucl

Once we get pass psg I feel like we can win it

Imagine if Sommer gets injured first game

💀

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615715806452621313

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Yann Sommer will sign a contract at FC Bayern until at least 2025. Both clubs have agreed a fee of €8m plus add-ons - pending a medical check. Sommer could be available for Friday's game against Leipzig [@AndreasBoeni]

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 2:20 PM

Putting him on the pitch straight away?

[half inlet]

HERE WE GO

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615720595051745281

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

The €1.5m add-ons to Yann Sommer's €8m fixed transfer fee are related to Bayern winning the Champions League [@kerry_hau]

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 2:39 PM

[long fox]

Wait

It actually happened?

No way

[tidal hornet]

It was all to do with Montpelier letting go of their keeper to Gladbach

[long fox]

Someone fuckin pinch me and tell me this is a dream

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615716378765393920?t=FF3Or6wpY5AR5L46gTAwvA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Total agreement between Bayern and Gladbach for Yann Sommer. The Swiss goalkeeper is on his way to Munich and will undergo a medical tonight. Final fee: €8m fixed plus €1.5m add-ons [@Plettigoal, @SkySportNews]

Likes

1084

Retweets

116

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 2:22 PM

Wrazzo

[half inlet]

Already waiting for Pletti's video of Sommer's car going into Sabener Straße

[proper wind]

PLEASE DONT JINX IT 😭

inshallah he doesnt

[glass otter]

Look at the tears in #bundesliga 😂

[proper wind]

i hope he performs as good as he did with gladbach tho

[proper wind]

lmfao

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1615718393294000128?t=wuPckj7qKg67etw3idlIbw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Yann Sommer to FC Bayern, done deal and here we go! Full agreement now in place with ‘Gladbach, contract valid until June 2025 🚨🔴 #FCBayern

Bayern will pay €8m plus €1.5m add-ons, as @Blick_Sport reported. Yann Sommer will undergo medical tests in the next hours.

Likes

12518

Retweets

1240

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 2:30 PM

Let's go

I can sleep at night now

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615723764557152256

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern brought in an automatic jumping free kick wall in training for the first time. Joshua Kimmich and Serge Gnabry tried it today after the session. The wall is remotely controlled. The coaching staff only has to attach it at the desired height and switch it on [@BILD]

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 2:52 PM

Why does this seem so funny to me?

[half inlet]

He should go skiing it should be fun

You see

This is what we call reverse jinx

[tired prism]

Shut up

FINALLY HERE WE GO

Now gladbach can fuck off

We're never doing business with that disgusting club ever again

Mia san Mia

[tidal hornet]

French clubs are problem

[half inlet]

What number would you give Sommer

Like

#99?

[sage mica]

0

[wise light]

Servus Yann

Thank god, massive releif

Goalkeeper depth acheived

And we'll get a good few years out of him hopefully

[wise light]

Something like that yeah

[open meteor]

We sign kahn

yeeeah

[tired prism]

Now that we've signed sommer, our window is done

We weren't planning to do any business in winter

[open meteor]

Look forward to watching the video of the first day of sommer at Bayern Campus hahaha

[glass otter]

These non bayern fans are crybabies

[humble trench]

they are mad that players want to join us and that we only want good players

acting like this doesnt happen in every other league

[glass otter]

That's how it fucking works

Dortmund fans when Bayern want good players and not random relegation side mid players

[humble trench]

Dortmund fans trying to explain us that we cant buy good players

@long foxLETS GOOOOOO @humble trench

[humble trench]

what 😭

did you just now find out about sommer

[glass otter]

Bro uses internet explorer

[strong saddle]

well i can now be less stressed

[humble trench]

smh

[long fox]

🐌

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615815098920050702?t=aK-uy56RGrNuORiIwYFF0w&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

A photo on the video wall spotted by @BILD from today's closed training session, allegedly showing Nagelsmann displaying his attacking options:

• Gnabry, Sané - RW
• Choupo-Moting, Müller - ST
• Coman, Tel - LW

Likes

168

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 8:55 PM

Tel at wing and Müller striker 😭😭😭

sacrificing everything so Müller can get playtime

let Müller battle with musiala at 10 and tel/choupo mouting at striker

[glass otter]

WHERE MUSIALA

[humble trench]

In my defense different timezones lmao

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615816968547848192?t=4TwuDe2viF5x2oeJW-GNBQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Leipzig vs Bayern | Predicted lineups [@kicker]

• Sommer likely to replace Ulreich in the lineup if he signs his contract tomorrow

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 9:02 PM

[humble trench]

at 10

[humble trench]

imo stanisic over pavard

everything else is fine

[humble trench]

Sommer starting vs Leipzig?

LETS GOOOO

i already see Müller up front for us

missing Chance after chance 😭😭

[open meteor]

Muller stricker

😭😭😭😭

[humble trench]

Let's hope nagglsmen comes to the sensible conclusion and plays choupo or tel.up front

Probably choupo

[humble trench]

we have no excuses now

we have to win the ucl its never gonna be that easy again

it would be such a bayern thing to win the ucl but lose in the dfb pokal

[glass otter]

nah

we wont win trust

[humble trench]

its gonna be so disappointing if we dont

its the last normal ucl aswell

[glass otter]

true

[humble trench]

i will miss it i cant lie

[glass otter]

no more statpadding

[humble trench]

no more barca in the groups😭

biggest L by uefa

[long fox]

No Barca no party

[glass otter]

barca itl tho

🧑‍🍳

[humble trench]

i have no idea how the reform works

it literally didnt change did it

just a league system now with way more Teams

and more games

[open meteor]

This eleven is far superior

[glass otter]

w

[humble trench]

Cam is attacking enough for him

Not like we can play him striker or on the wing

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1615825803920510976?t=TLSafyIRSkWjpxEM56gmRA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

The €1.5m add-ons to Yann Sommer's transfer fee are distributed as follows: €1m for the Bundesliga title win, €250k for the DFB Pokal title and €250k for the Champions League title [@BILD]

Likes

539

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 9:37 PM

[open meteor]

Tel as St

[humble trench]

we losing 1.5mil in 2024 😭

[open meteor]

The app buggs me but yes

[humble trench]

cant you move them around

[humble trench]

I hope for the good reasons

its gonna be 1.25

ucl win and bundesliga win

dfb pokal loss vs Mainz 😭😭😭

[atomic comet]

2024-25 is the start of the new format

[tired prism]

He must get playtime

But as a cam

He should be starting every game as a cam

Müller at st just doesn't work

[tired prism]

Fuck the new format

The current format is way better

I don't want a league format fgs

[tired prism]

No chance

I'm sure we'll win the domestic double

Not sure about the ucl

[strong saddle]

i love seeing sommer there

[tired prism]

Müller over musiala

No fucking way are we benching the ramdeuter

[humble trench]

No way we are benching Musiala

[tired prism]

Muller better

When's mane returning?

[tired prism]

Laimer will play against his future club 💀

Lmao

[humble trench]

Musiala playing like he's young Messi with his dribbling

And has the most G/A in the league currently

[humble trench]

Sometime in February

He could start on the bench VS PSG in the 1st leg if his recovery goes well

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1615990856162344962?s=20&t=K4ShDNE2Ur-JCN_5dlmeDA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Yann Sommer signs as new FC Bayern goalkeeper, contracts are completed. Official statement to follow. 🔴✍🏻 #FCBayern

Jonas Omlin will replace Sommer at Borussia Mönchengladbach.

Likes

5503

Retweets

395

Twitter · Jan 19, 2023, 8:33 AM

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1616052895706644482?s=46&t=KV5ydRTHzT4yITlp67g8VQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Understand Konrad Laimer has finally signed his contract as new FC Bayern player starting from July 1. Deal done months ago and it’s now also sealed. 🚨🔴🇩🇪 #FCBayern

Official statement will be very soon, probably already this month.

Likes

1230

Retweets

116

Twitter · Jan 19, 2023, 12:40 PM

[glass otter]

oh shit tears incoming

[humble trench]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[proper wind]

LETS GOOO

[tired prism]

It'll be so weird seeing him play against us

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1616058842860904448

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Yann Sommer already training with the team before even being announced as new Bayern player [🎥 @Sky_Torben]
https://t.co/kIPWpEVWNN

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jan 19, 2023, 1:03 PM

[humble trench]

Already training for PSG

The legend

He will win is the UCL inshallah

Yann sommer in training and Laimer announced soon

Alhamdulilah

Bayern actually making good signings that we need which will help us in the ucl

[half inlet]

https://twitter.com/FCBayern/status/1616081917551718403?t=0WJ9Amihmw521XhyJ44X_Q&s=19

FC Bayern München (@FCBayern)

#ServusYann 👋

FC Bayern verpflichtet Yann Sommer. 🔴⚪

🔗 https://t.co/qNNPYl1S87

#MiaSanMia #FCBayern

Likes

984

Retweets

219

Twitter · Jan 19, 2023, 2:35 PM

[long fox]

👌

[open meteor]

Sommer stopping at the campus, the best so far this year

😎

[half inlet]

My line up against Leipzig

[proper wind]

i wouldnt start pavard

and sané is a bit debatable

otherwise i love this

@half inlet what did u use to create the lineup

[half inlet]

Phone app called my lineup

[half inlet]

Stanisić then?

[half inlet]

He's our best winger besides Musiala imo

[glass otter]

Pavard then

[proper wind]

is mazraoui injured

[proper wind]

what about coman

[half inlet]

Yes

[proper wind]

oh

nvm then start pavard ig

i thought mazraoui was back

[glass otter]

Everyone is fucking injured

[open meteor]

Mazraoui is always injured or what?

[tired prism]

Muller over musi and mazraoui over pavard

[half inlet]

Mazraoui is injured

[tired prism]

Wait mazraoui isn't available

I just realised

[half inlet]

And Musiala is better than Müller rn

[tired prism]

Ik but Muller needs game time at his preferred position

Musiala can come in later on

And will sommer be available against Leipzig?

[half inlet]

Yea

[open meteor]

And in a future

[half inlet]

🤞🏻

[tired prism]

Psg are so ass

Lmao

Neymar is absolutely shit

We'll destroy them

[strong saddle]

When do we even play them, it's hard for me to keep up these days

[tidal hornet]

14 Feb

[long fox]

PSG really conceded 2 to these lot.... oh oh oh, shiver me timbers

[glass otter]

Cancelo isn't looking good rn

Shall we?

[proper wind]

inshallah

[proper wind]

15

ohh nvm timezones

forgot these existed

[open meteor]

Day 14 will be perfect with my girlfriend and watching Bayern

That if it is a date in conditions hahah

[humble trench]

Nah screw the date stay with the lads and watch the match

[half inlet]

Couldnt be me

(i swing at ppl when bayern loses ucl games)

[surreal zinc]

Thats a very nice day incoming for you

😍

[glass otter]

Bro got more bitches than all of us

[glass otter]

🤨

[open meteor]

HAHAHAHA GOOD OPTION

[humble trench]

[open meteor]

I break everything haha

[open meteor]

A rather red night, never better said

[open meteor]

I have been with my girlfriend for almost 6 months, but she has a defect; is Barcelona fan

[surreal zinc]

Oh no

[brave sparrow]

Be glad she isn’t a Leipzig fan

or, wish she was a Leipzig fan, because they’re the best club in Germany

[sly hedge]

RB Leipzig fan

Rarer than city fans

[open meteor]

hahahs or city or psg

Not bad

Hahaha

[glass otter]

Oh no

[tired prism]

Break up with her

Lmao

[humble trench]

Fr

[open meteor]

HAHAHAHA

Bayern is already in charge of breaking with Barça

[glass otter]

They already broke them

[vapid kelp]

We will lose today

By 2 foals!

[glass otter]

win

[long fox]

Nice jinx mate lmao

[glass otter]

@vapid kelp u know gulacsi and nkunku injured

[vapid kelp]

You know neuer and lucas injured😌

[glass otter]

de ligt is back

and we got sommer

[vapid kelp]

They got szobozlai

[vapid kelp]

Marco rose is back

[glass otter]

polish letters

[vapid kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/wipe-leather-shoes-wipe-shoe-shine-shoe-擦鞋-gif-14815556

[glass otter]

i injured my foot dont do that

[long fox]

Give me freedom
Give me fire
Give me a Tel goal or I retire

[vapid kelp]

Scores own goal today

[long fox]

This guy

[glass otter]

thats why i finished above u in df dor

[vapid kelp]

Deserved

[tired prism]

Gimme a muller goal

[open meteor]

Bayern Xi???

[long fox]

Where's the starting XI, breh?

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1616508518743347209

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Leipzig:

Sommer -
Pavard, de Ligt, Upamecano, Davies -
Kimmich ©, Goretzka -
Sané, Musiala, Gnabry -
Choupo-Moting

#MiaSanMia

Twitter · Jan 20, 2023, 6:50 PM

Sommer starting

[proper wind]

bro got the right lineup

[half inlet]

😉

[long fox]

Hopefully GOATing keeps his pre-WC form

[tired prism]

WE WANT MULLER

Fgs

[humble trench]

Sommer debut today

[long fox]

Hi Yoda

[humble trench]

Yo

Good luck today folks

No Nkunku still injured

[open meteor]

Pavard masterclass coming @tired prism

[glass otter]

Warra Muller masterclass

[proper wind]

no gulasci either

[surreal zinc]

4-2 Bayern my prediction

🎉

[proper wind]

NO NO NO

[proper wind]

3-0 imo

inshallah

[surreal zinc]

That means

Kolo Muani

:((((((((

[proper wind]

no

[long fox]

Manure can fuck off

[proper wind]

they want him next summer

[proper wind]

fr

[proper wind]

and so do we sooo

summer transfer battle incoming?

they already have alternatives in sesko and osimhen anyway

[long fox]

Another transfer saga? lmfao

[glass otter]

Kane is serial bottler we cant have him

[proper wind]

he's good tho

[open meteor]

I want kane

would be perfect

[proper wind]

idk about the chemistry tho

alr match in 5m inshallah we do well especially sommer and choupo and sane

[glass otter]

Tony is that u in pfp

[glass otter]

@versed panther

[humble trench]

Let united have him

[glass otter]

W

[humble trench]

Spending 130M on him lmao

[long fox]

He does have em Spurs bottling genes lmfao

[open meteor]

Ulreich as st? good option @humble trench

[glass otter]

W

[humble trench]

How we feeling lads?

[deft hamlet]

payern is losing 3-1

[long fox]

Who invited my blud?

[humble trench]

If he's as good as Neuer playing ST sure

[glass otter]

Gtfo

[humble trench]

In fifa he scored a brace vs madrid as ST 😭

[long fox]

Not nice to talk about the club that owns you like that lmao

[humble trench]

Has match started?

[proper wind]

yes

7mins in

[humble trench]

Yes. In the 8th minute

[humble trench]

Goal

Disallowed

Goretzka scored but offside

😔

Goal being checked

So it could stand

Offside for who?

Check over no goal

Goretzkas goal disallowed

Sad

[long fox]

Fuck off

[humble trench]

I don't think it was offside

De ligt didn't even touch it

Now Musiala yellow for being elbowed

These refs man

Goal

Bayern lead

[long fox]

CHOUPOOOO

[humble trench]

Choupo

[long fox]

Let's gooo

[humble trench]

Let's goo

[long fox]

Choupo GOATING

[strong saddle]

Sweet

[open meteor]

my goat

[glass otter]

Peferee

[tidal hornet]

Sane...

[glass otter]

@open meteor do u say 8-2 to Ur girlfriend sometimes

[humble trench]

#1066077502369448026

[long fox]

HT

[humble trench]

Goal

Leipzig equalise

[tidal hornet]

Was hoping for a Sommer clean sheet to start things off but I can't even blame him for that

[long fox]

Leipzig can fuck off

[glass otter]

aughhh

[glass otter]

answer the question @open meteor

[humble trench]

Man

[long fox]

Fuck

[humble trench]

At least it wasn't a loss

[glass otter]

thoughts on sommer debut

[humble trench]

Decent

[open meteor]

Yeah

[humble trench]

The Leipzig goal idk if anyone's defending that

[glass otter]

do u say 8-2 to ur girlfriend

[open meteor]

A little nervous

[open meteor]

Yes and to my friebds

hahaha

[glass otter]

OWN BARKANS

[open meteor]

I live in Catalonia

bro

[long fox]

Ehhh! First game back since 2 months against Leipzig away. I'll take that

[glass otter]

oh

oh dear

antonio

[open meteor]

Tell me Peter

[glass otter]

im not piotr

[versed panther]

W

[humble trench]

Exactly yeah

[long fox]

Give it 2-3 games and it should be fine lol

[humble trench]

Honestly

I give it one

Till we start winning by 2 or more goals

I think we will beat koln 3-1 honestly

Or 3-0 if Sommer does his job

[tired prism]

Why did he bring on muller in the 80th minute?

He should've been subbed on way sooner

Instead of musiala

I'll say it again muller should be an undisputed starter

No two ways about it

[vapid abyss]

instead of who ?

[tired prism]

Musiala

We need that experience of Muller

Musiala can always come on when needed

[golden halo]

lol Heisenberg scored

[tired prism]

I can't believe laimer played against us

[vapid kelp]

.

[tired prism]

We didn't lose

L prediction

[humble trench]

Tbf we didn't lose

Anyways inshallah

By next match we will go back to our dominating ways

I predict us to win 3-0

Or 3-1 vs koln inshallah

[open meteor]

I went out last night to party, I wanted to forget about the game

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1616736166778224641?t=2I0gFCD93QUHTPk3yMNarA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Konrad Laimer will undergo his Bayern medical soon, followed by the official contract signature. Clubs from England tried to hijack the move, but no doubt Laimer is joining FC Bayern. Marcel Sabitzer could leave the club as a result [@Plettigoal]

Likes

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Twitter · Jan 21, 2023, 9:55 AM

at this point just make mistakes on purpose bro

[long fox]

Common Kratos L

[glass otter]

ironic

[tired prism]

I predict 5-0

[vapid kelp]

Well we almost did lol

[vapid kelp]

Kolnman doing hattrick next game

We know who

[long fox]

This Leipzig game doesn't exist for me. Rustiness tax

[vapid kelp]

I saw the players tried but they forgot how to build the play lmao

Those one touches were embarrassing

[long fox]

Plus Leipzig have been perfect at home all season

[vapid kelp]

Not an excuse tbh

They are a very good team too

[tired prism]

We should be smashing Leipzig

[vapid kelp]

What

[long fox]

Yes, cuz they're rusty. Been a long 2 month and a half winter break

[vapid kelp]

Leipzig has the best home record this season

They also beat madrid

[tired prism]

So? We're bayern munich

[vapid kelp]

That's bullshit we aren't even the best team in the world right now give them time

[long fox]

A draw away at Leipzig this season is a decent result

Give this team a few more games and it should be fine lol

[vapid kelp]

And mazroui is injured he is a key player to the team
Pavard was embarrassing i couldn't even watch him

Musiala ghosted too

It happens sometimes

[long fox]

Some people be overreacting like the season's over lmao

We didn't even lose

[tired prism]

Get rid of pavard

[vapid kelp]

Exactly lmao

[vapid kelp]

He's going anyways and we are looking for an rb

[tired prism]

Backup

Mazraoui is first choice

[vapid kelp]

Malo gusto

[long fox]

It's so annoying lmao

[long fox]

Freiburg lmfao

This is why this league isn't serious

[open meteor]

The solution of Bayern:

[glass otter]

W

[proper wind]

we dont need more wingers 😭

[unreal hinge]

Lol

[proper wind]

and nobody tell me he'll play striker

he literally told psg to look for another striker because he prefers the wing

[inland moth]

uh no

Harry Kane is a option

he's probably not getting a new contract at Tottenham cause he wants to win a trophy

[vapid kelp]

Sell fatbry

He is an embarrassment

Its been 3 years since he been consistent

[proper wind]

he started gaining form before the wc

but obviously that stopped

[open meteor]

I want him bro

also @proper wind

[proper wind]

yeah part of me does want him joining us

[humble trench]

We have God damn Chelsea syndrome man

Except our wingers are actually good and world class

[glass otter]

no

our strikers are good

[humble trench]

Like sane

[humble trench]

I don't disagree with you that but I disagree with you on the s lmao

Only true 9 we have is choupo

And let's be real here

Next season probably his last with Bayern

We need a striker as much as a gk

Leipzig game showed us how we created Chances

But we need a better finisher

Kane is my recommendation

@glass otter wdyt

[glass otter]

i didnt read it

thoughts on vlahovic

[inland moth]

Kane would love to win some trophies

[glass otter]

@humble trench

we need a tap in merchant to fit our system who u reckon

[humble trench]

Fair enough lmao

[humble trench]

Kane was mine

[glass otter]

not a tap in merchant imb

[humble trench]

But

Fair enough

[glass otter]

like

[humble trench]

There is this other guy

[glass otter]

haaland and lewandowski level of tap in merchant

[humble trench]

Dutch league

Im forgetting his name for some reason

But guy looks like the literal embodiment of what we need

I think he plays for psv

[glass otter]

vertessen

@humble trench

[humble trench]

I think that's his name

[humble trench]

7 games 0 goals

what we seeing?

we need a casemiro type midfielder above anything

[crystal forge]

.

[proper wind]

why do we need a mid

[tired prism]

No

[proper wind]

we have goretzka kimmich sabi musiala muller

[tired prism]

We've enough midfielders

Exactly

Laimer is joining too

[proper wind]

and gravenberch too

[proper wind]

yeah

we need defenders and a striker

kane might be a bit too slow and wont have chemistry with our players

[tired prism]

St is our priority

[proper wind]

yeah

[tired prism]

Fr

Gnabry has done nothing since 2019-20 season

[vapid kelp]

Those are fugazi ones

I rather want a winger who scores in 3 consecutive games than the one who scores a hattirck and ghosts the rest

[tired prism]

He was also shit in the wc

[vapid kelp]

Gnabry is such a statpadder people think he is underrated

[tired prism]

Kinda overrated

[proper wind]

only good game i can remember was 3-0 v barca

3 assists

other than that no i cant think of any other good performances before or after

[tired prism]

He's still living off that 4 goals he scored against Tottenham

Sane>Gnabry

[proper wind]

thats factual

btw i didnt watch the leipzig game

how was sane

[vapid kelp]

The board should step up and sell gnabry before its too late

Idc if he is kimmich's bff

We should try buying kvicha or kolo muani with that money

Mathys tel is there as lw

[tired prism]

If Nagelsmann doesn't start Muller, Bayern's form will start dipping

You can't bench Muller under any circumstances

[glass otter]

Paidb

[tired prism]

?

[glass otter]

❤️

[open meteor]

I'm the only one who thinks Davies and Musiala will be gone in a few years?

[humble trench]

Goretzka kimmich duo doesnt work

[proper wind]

why not

[proper wind]

yes

[inland moth]

no

Musiala has contract till 2027

and Davies 2026

I think

Davies could sign a new one

[humble trench]

both go too far up

[proper wind]

oh

[open meteor]

I feel like they won't continue

[glass otter]

Musiala the next Muller in terms of loyalty

[tired prism]

Only time will tell

Thoughts on pnabry?

[glass otter]

Mid

Start sane and coman

[tired prism]

Fr

[long fox]

This Dortmund-Augsburg game's mad lmfao

No defence, just vibes

[tired prism]

That's why I love the Bundesliga

Most entertaining league

You'll rarely see boring 0-0 games

[long fox]

4-3 now lol

[tired prism]

To?

[long fox]

Dortmund

[tired prism]

Ffs

Fucking reyna scored

[long fox]

Ehh, who cares? It's entertainment lol

[tired prism]

Yh lmao it's not like Dortmund are a threat to us

[long fox]

They got Mainz and Leverkusen away next lol, 2 losses

[tired prism]

For sure

Still mad that we bottled a 2-0 lead against them

We should've won that

What tf are u smoking? He's the most inconsistent player in our team

And it's not even a debate

[glass otter]

What about

Gravenbench

[tired prism]

Turns up once every seven games, scores a brace and then ghosts again

[tired prism]

Our future cm

Needs more game time

What about pavard?

Imo he needs to be sold in the summer

Clearly doesn't want to play for us anymore

[glass otter]

Matty cash

[tired prism]

Lmao

[inland moth]

Dortmund almost lost lmao

[near vale]

Almost isn't a loss

[tired prism]

Not a convincing performance by any means tho

[near vale]

Augsburg aren't a bad team, coached by one of the best coaches itl

Yeah our defence got exposed because of how trash the set up is built

[humble trench]

plays shit all season, turns up 4 games and gets 20 g/a

[glass otter]

Bro who the fuck invited that guy

[humble trench]

Not until mazroui is back

I don't trust stanisic vs PSG

[humble trench]

And we beat PSG

[half inlet]

My line up against Köln

[glass otter]

unfortunately nagelsmann is the coach and not u

[open meteor]

Put dalot lover at mcd

[glass otter]

w

i'll do a good job

[humble trench]

this is so ass ngl

limiting sane and musiala to the wings

2 strikers

4-4-2

[half inlet]

Nah it's a 4222

It does look like a 442 tho

[humble trench]

then it makes more sense

[humble trench]

?

[glass otter]

Were so big that other club fans always come

[humble trench]

Havertz as a ST or what?

I think we have enough CAM's with Wirtz potentially joining us this summer

[inland moth]

havertz ain't it

[tired prism]

Havertz sucks

[humble trench]

We don't even need Wirtz

We have musiala

At cam

[open meteor]

Do we play at Tuesday?

[lusty moth]

Hi

[humble trench]

Hello 👋

[lusty moth]

Predicton for chapion league match bayern vs psg?

[humble trench]

2-2 1st leg
3-1 2nd leg for Bayern

[lusty moth]

In striker will play mane

And rm and lm coman and gnabry

[humble trench]

I don't think Mané will start the 1st leg but maybe on the bench

And if he starts anywhere it'll most likely be LM as Choupo is really good for us now as a ST

[lusty moth]

Mbappe will bee score 2 or 3 goal

Davies is faster than messi

[humble trench]

Mbappe 2 goals and Messi 1

Maybe from a penalty or idk

[lusty moth]

For me muller is better than musiala

Now

[humble trench]

Musiala is great rn tbh

Most G/A in the Bundesliga

[lusty moth]

Yes but for me muller is better

But musiala will be better next season

[humble trench]

Yeah ik what you're saying

Muller has been sitting on the bench for a couple matches now

But Muller as a ST just doesn't work and he's competing for #10 spot with Musiala

In the end it's all up to Nagelsmann on who starts

[lusty moth]

4-3-3 formation with cam is very good for bayern

Lb:Davies Rb:Mazoui 2 cb: Upamecano and de ligt

[humble trench]

I think we have been playing 4-3-3 sometimes

I mean both Kimmich and Goretzka like to play more forward

[lusty moth]

Yes

And cam will be musiala or muller

Mane will be play striker or wing

[humble trench]

Mané LM Sané RM

[lusty moth]

In the summer bayern must be buy striker like osimeh

[humble trench]

Too expensive

Even Kane is cheaper

[lusty moth]

Yes but he is older

[humble trench]

Still a great striker but not the one we need

Personally I would like Vlahović at Bayern

Could happen with Juve downfall currently

[lusty moth]

Yes vlahovic is great option too

And martinez is good

[humble trench]

Yeah

[lusty moth]

Vlahović, Osimeh and Martinez is the best option for summer

Bayern have very good players in others positions

[tired prism]

Muller must start

At cam

If Muller doesn't start, bayern's season will start crumbling

I hope nagelsmann is smart enough to understand it

[tidal hornet]

Müller was considering retiring from international football. His time is almost over. Bayern need to learn to play without him

[tired prism]

No it isn't

Muller is still as important

He'll comeback and shut his haters up

[open meteor]

@tired prism I do not understand how Muller has so many haters in the BAYERN fans

It's something I don't understand and will never understand, it's like if you tell me that Barça hate Puyol, Madrid hate Ramos or Chelsea hate Lampard.

[humble trench]

Opposite I think except we don't tie

1st leg 3-1
2nd leg 1-2

We win both matches beating PSG 5-2 on aggregate

Inshallah

[tired prism]

1st leg we win 2-1 and 2nd leg we win 3-2

5-3 win on aggregate

Mia san Mia

[tired prism]

Fuck them, they're not real bayern fans

Muller has been our most important player in the last decade

[glass otter]

i predict 3-2 then 0-0

[tired prism]

I can't see a 0-0 at Allianz Arena

[tired prism]

U realise that the 2nd leg is at home right?

[humble trench]

2nd leg is at home?

[tired prism]

Bruh

Ofc

[humble trench]

I thought 1st leg was at home

Lmao

[tired prism]

We topped our group

[humble trench]

Nvm then just flip em

[tired prism]

We play the 2nd leg at home

[humble trench]

Oh right that's how the system works I forget

Yeah

Anyways just flip it

Same scorelines either way

[tired prism]

I also think we'll win both games

PSG's defence is rubbish

I always prefer to play the 2nd leg at home

[open meteor]

Muller is part of this successful era of Bayern and always being the most important, I think they criticize him because they are fans of other teams.

[tired prism]

They don't even watch the games, how would they know how good muller is?

[daring geode]

muller and kroos were the two gifted midfielders bayern ever had in last decade

big mistake that we sold kroos out, didn't do it for muller luckily

[tired prism]

Kroos could've become a club legend too

Such a shame we sold him right when he was starting to hit his prime

[daring geode]

sold kroos only to get vidal

🤮

[tired prism]

Fucking Vidal

He missed that crucial penalty against Madrid in 2017

Why tf did he even take it?

[daring geode]

or else we would have reached

we were unstoppable

smh

[tired prism]

I still don't understand why vidal of all players had to take that penalty

Should've given it to muller or lewa

[open meteor]

Hahaha exactly

[humble trench]

Why is it always us getting the yellowd

[long fox]

Most mods are Barca fans

[glass otter]

washed club

[long fox]

W

[tired prism]

Fr

Biased

[tired prism]

Brokelona

[versed panther]

The club a mod supports has got nothing to do with your mutes

& Mamu is the owner of the server is a bayern fan

[humble trench]

Dw man we were only joking lmao

[versed panther]

Yeah fair

[glass otter]

w

[tired prism]

Who was muted?

[versed panther]

No one

[tired prism]

Is he active tho?

[versed panther]

Doesn’t matter

[versed panther]

Comes every now & then
Why?

[tired prism]

I don't think I've ever seen him around

[versed panther]

Oh yeah recently he is been busy with work

But he comes whenever he is free

[tired prism]

I see

[surreal zinc]

Idk if this is the right place but still

[tired prism]

I only have this

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1617588664728436736?t=BG0pMxzbrjqOC19JE8xw0g&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

❗ Bayern goalkeeping coach Toni Tapalović has been sacked with immediate effect [@cfbayern, @altobelli13, @itstheicebird]

Likes

114

Twitter · Jan 23, 2023, 6:22 PM

Nübel is coming next summer

Neuers injury is worse than believed

Sommer will fight for the starting spot with Nübel until neuer is back (will he ever be?)

[tired prism]

I've a real madrid backpack and an arsenal cap tho

[tired prism]

Why?

I highly doubt neuer will be back

He's turning 37 in March

[humble trench]

THANK GOD

I saw coach and sacked on Twitter

I thought nagglsmen was sacked

[humble trench]

Wtf

Good news for Nübel at least

[tired prism]

Why was he sacked tho?

[tired prism]

How?

[tired prism]

Wow

Now I understand why nubel was so reluctant to return

[humble trench]

Yeah

Oh well we will get a new coach

And inshallah he will bring nubel to us

[jovial spear]

When is the next der klassiker

[humble trench]

1st April

[glass otter]

so its a joke

[open meteor]

Tomorrow I hope Bayern win

[glass otter]

same

[open meteor]

When we chain two games without victory begin the doubts brother and that is what I do not want on the eve of date of UCL

[humble trench]

when will we sign a top

[glass otter]

a top what

[humble trench]

i mean.. striker

[open meteor]

What striker

[glass otter]

milik

[humble trench]

we should get thuram

25 year old on a free

Bundesliga experience

versatile can play the same role as emcm or kane and is 10 years younger than choupo

[open meteor]

Nah

I prefer Ibrahimovic

[humble trench]

what 😭😭

this guy is a senior

bro will tear his acl and post on insta after we win the league claiming all the applauses

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/acmilanbr/status/1613985638428119053

AC Milan BR (@acmilanbr)

@FCBayernBR Que????

Likes

4309

Twitter · Jan 13, 2023, 7:45 PM

[humble trench]

i think we can use 2nd zlatan

[open meteor]

HAHAHAHA

Milan finished club

[humble trench]

emcm out

gnabry and mane dont work

so we would only have tel

i would get thuram hes basically tel

[open meteor]

thuram

In summer

yes?

[humble trench]

Bayern winning

[humble trench]

@humble trench8-2
0 CL triphies

how will you cope

[tired prism]

Ez win for bayern

[humble trench]

Bayern should by Maggiore

[thorny spoke]

My bro is still living in world cup

[humble trench]

Our ibrahimovic lmao

[open meteor]

Today play the best club in history

Mia san mia

[glass otter]

Fr

Common tony w

[surreal zinc]

Bro

Kolo Muani is clear of Thuram tf u on

[glass otter]

LOL

😂

[surreal zinc]

Dont laugh

Its true

[glass otter]

deluded

[surreal zinc]

Kolo Muani did on his WC debut what Ronaldo couldnt on his WC career as a whole

[surreal zinc]

You is deluded

Thuram fan

Kolo Muani hater detected

SOS

Help

[glass otter]

No

Ball knowledge detected

[surreal zinc]

Bro

🧢

U dont wanna admit that Kolo Muani clears Thuram

[glass otter]

no cuz he doesnt

[surreal zinc]

🧢

[humble trench]

do you want to pay 100m?

thuram is the best option by farrr

[humble trench]

we dont buy anyone

we got tel

[proper wind]

is thuram a true 9 tho

i haven't watched kolo or thuram before the wc so idk who's better

[surreal zinc]

Kolo is like the 2nd most efficient player of the league right after Musiala and he is better than Thuram

[tired prism]

We don't need either of them

[glass otter]

deluded

[proper wind]

??

[tired prism]

No

[proper wind]

oh

i like thuram as a player but we need a true number 9 i dont see why we need him

[humble trench]

would do the same job as kane

just that he can play on the wing too because hes fast and can dribble well

[long fox]

Matchday

[open meteor]

what 9

😭

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https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1617919467841007617?t=3PzQGwIYBCkvlv6hmumo1g&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Konrad Laimer to FC Bayern is a done deal. The Austrian midfielder has signed his contract and will join the club in the summer on a free transfer [@georg_holzner, @kicker]

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Twitter · Jan 24, 2023, 4:17 PM