bayern-munich

[humble trench]

Only options are sommer livakovic or nubel

Don't think they're going for Livakovic bc he doesn't speak german or french

[glass otter]

He will fucking learn

Like matty cash learned polish

[tired prism]

JUST GET FUCKING LIVAKOVIC

Exactly can't trust him

[glass otter]

Lmao a Barca fan typed fuck yall

Rent free

[half inlet]

Tel working out on vacations 🔥

[vapid abyss]

good to see

[onyx vapor]

ye

[marsh pike]

just colour inverted, i dont think its that special. Atleast they play good tho

[glass otter]

We need gravenberch to play

Cant even put him in our team we got the best depth itw

[long fox]

New keeper when

[glass otter]

Livakovic

[glass otter]

Common english football L

[tired prism]

Fr he has got so much potential ffs

Gotta utilise him

He could be our first choice cm in the future

Plus he's quite unhappy with the lack of games

[mint lagoon]

we gonna sell him for 200m

and make money

[humble trench]

Or we could turn him into the next mbappe

[whole copper]

Neuer🇩🇪 or Kahn🇩🇪

https://www.reddit.com/r/BayernMunich/comments/zslle8/back_in_2020_when_alisson_becker_hailed_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=13&utm_content=share_button

[humble trench]

My favorite gk is Kahn but the better one is neuer ofc

[whole copper]

Yes I agree

Kahn and Neuer is really Perfect

But Neuer is Better than Kahn

[atomic comet]

But is a Skii hill better than Kahn?

[whole copper]

No Bro Khan's skill hill better

[atomic comet]

Neuer wouldn't be injured on his skii hill tbh....

[visual tulip]

Oh Bayern has a channel now.

Nice.

A week to know who will be our starting GK this year.

[glass otter]

always had

[visual tulip]

I'm blind.

I didn't notice club channels.

[glass otter]

why is a cat on a pitch

[visual tulip]

I'm only active on #bundesliga and don't scroll down.

[visual tulip]

Respect Catinho?

[crystal forge]

mm

[humble trench]

What match are you watching Bayern match????

I didn't know we had any matches until that friendly vs Salzburg

[humble trench]

Probably Ulreich

[humble trench]

There’s no match

[visual tulip]

We're finished.

[humble trench]

Ah ok

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1609568391077003264

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Christopher Nkunku will definitely miss the Bundesliga restart against Bayern (January 20) due to the knee injury he suffered before the World Cup. Timo Werner, who also missed the World Cup with injury, is close to recovery and could be back in time against Bayern [@BILD]

Likes

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Twitter · Jan 1, 2023, 3:13 PM

Bet lmao

[glass otter]

davies greatest canadian of all time

[atomic comet]

He may be it now but you never know who else may emerge

[glass otter]

nobody

he best canadian in history

[vapid kelp]

No cap

[surreal zinc]

Fucking fact

[long fox]

Just gonna leave that here

[proper belfry]

@onyx vapor bro what did I do to deserve being blocked fr

[vapid kelp]

Psg are unpredictable

One of their attackers turn up and we are doomed

We usually miss like 15 shots

[humble trench]

No Messi or Neymar in that game

[long fox]

Their defence is fuckin horseshit

If we play correctly, we'll cook em

[humble trench]

That's the plan

We have the better defense and midfield

So we can control the game

There front 3.cant score if they don't have the ball after all

[long fox]

2nd leg's at the Allianz Arena, which is also great. They always melt like a tea biscuit under pressure

[glass otter]

Long shots incoming

[humble trench]

They can play long balls if they want there tallest attacker is mbappe my guy isn't even my height 💀💀

[whole copper]

Do you think we will win the PSG Bayern match in February, I think we will.

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1609870905752145921

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern have contacted Kevin Trapp's representatives and enquired whether a move would be an option for him. Trapp is unlikely to be against joining Bayern. The club has not contacted Frankfurt so far. Eintracht want to extend Trapp's contract beyond 2024 [@BILD]

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Twitter · Jan 2, 2023, 11:15 AM

[whole copper]

https://twitter.com/FCBayern/status/1609896070590435331?s=20&t=bHfCQVR9KeA7cKrJfi5uew

Hey guys I think we will win lepzig and salzburg

#997924876637708309 message

Tweeted

[whole copper]

FC Bayern will prepare new contract proposal for Jamal Musiala in 2023. Current deal expires in June 2026 but Bayern want to seal new, longer agreement as soon as possible. 🔴⭐️ #transfers

Lucas Hernandez and Alphonso Davies contracts will also be discussed.

[glass otter]

@long fox Bayern sucks

Wait

[long fox]

Lmfao

[glass otter]

Own goal

[verbal hawk]

Buy Anel Ahmehodzic and Emi Martinez

[half inlet]

Upamecano is so clear 😭

So it looks line we're getting Sommer

[humble trench]

Let’s go

Can play champions league with Sommer

Poor ulreich tho

His job is to be the second keeper and he’s still getting replaced

[whole copper]

Let's go
Sommer is great

[mossy flicker]

is he gon be a substitute or play when neuers gone?

[half inlet]

Maybe we'll have Sommer this same week

[half inlet]

It looks like he's going to be Neuer's competition when he comes back

[long fox]

Sommer it is then

[whole copper]

Neuer young version or sommer prime version?

I think Neuer's young version

My boy Neuer

But sommer really qualty

[civic fjord]

Crazy to think that the golden generation of football is slowly passing on now.

All my favourite players are near retirement age now

[tired prism]

Why we couldn't sign livakovic is beyond me

Now we're stuck with a keeper who conceded 6 against Portugal

Ridiculous

[tired prism]

Bottling and choking are in their DNA

There's no way psg are knocking us out

[long fox]

Exactly man

And Sommer is good, he'll do. But yea, Livakovic was the best option for me

[tired prism]

I don't get why bayern didn't go for him

Well atleast we can beat gladbach with ease now

[tired prism]

This season will be another flop for psg in the ucl

We better get a good qf draw

[long fox]

Yea, but aye.. I ain't complaining yet. Let's see what Sommer does

[long fox]

People love to overhype em

[tired prism]

I wonder what'll happen when neuer is fit next season

[tired prism]

We'll get our revenge for 2021

This time the 2nd leg is at home and the away goals rule is gone

[long fox]

Yea

[proper belfry]

@onyx vapor

[quick gorge]

I wanna sign for bayern

[humble trench]

same

[humble trench]

I wish man

[graceful pivot]

hello

[glass otter]

Same

[quick gorge]

Naw bro keep working

[versed panther]

Purple pen footballer

[glass otter]

🔥

[humble trench]

Even as a ballboy

Imagine man

[versed panther]

What position do you play king

[glass otter]

Bench

[versed panther]

Like when you get substituted

[glass otter]

Tap in merchant

[versed panther]

So striker

[glass otter]

Yes

[versed panther]

Nice

[tired prism]

Same, if bayern sign me they'll win the treble

I'm goated man

[quick gorge]

As an African I feel ashamed I don’t play in europe

[lavish obsidian]

Yo guys ijus trolled barca fans by going into the barca server and saying 8 - 2 continously

[zealous mauve]

I hope we destroy psg cause we have a tradition to humiliate messi

[long fox]

Niiice

[proper belfry]

Ah tor

[humble trench]

bro i dont want him

😭

another player to waste money on

gravenberch >>>>

so our defence is :

Davies - upa - de ligt - nous

right?

[lavish obsidian]

yo guys i just trolled barca fans going into the barca server and saying 8-2 continously they muted me lol🤣

[humble trench]

you 8-2 see it....

[lavish obsidian]

what?

[humble trench]

you (hate to) see it

[lavish obsidian]

what are you tryna say bro idont get it

[humble trench]

people read "8-2" as "hate to"

so, "you 8-2 see it"

[lavish obsidian]

ohhh really

[humble trench]

😐

[lavish obsidian]

Btw it was so fun lol they muted me for 25 min but IDC lol it was super fun 🤣🤣

[humble trench]

this picture is COLDDDD

[humble trench]

Wtf

we're buying Daley Blind???

why

no

pls

[near vale]

https://twitter.com/MikeVerweij/status/1610889669729738752?t=RKZh9X9rwuvvmuKj7P-sPA&s=19

Mike Verweij (@MikeVerweij)

BREAKING: Mooie overstap @BlindDaley naar Bayern München #FCB https://t.co/9SWLN4iJa6 via @Telegraaf

Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 6:43 AM

[glass otter]

💀

[vapid kelp]

DALEY BLIND TO BAYENR WHAT THE FUCK

[tired prism]

Wtf? Blind to bayern

Is this bs true?

Cane outta nowhere

[humble trench]

ye

[tired prism]

Is hernandez out for the whole season?

[glass otter]

Acl injury

So possibly

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1610913693889626160

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Daley Blind (32) will join FC Bayern on a free transfer on a 6-month deal until the end of the season with an option for another year [@MikeVerweij, @telegraaf]

Likes

916

Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 8:18 AM

Makes sense with Lucas out, this just came outta fuckin nowhere lmao

[versed panther]

He is extremely elite at build up play & ball playing despite his age

But has barely any pace

[humble trench]

As random as Gakpo to Liverpool lol

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1610935511018835974?s=46&t=ep-12CCrW6q7B1bbL1Sd4w

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Daley Blind will sign his contract as new FC Bayern player later today, after medical tests already booked. 🚨🔴 #FCBayern

Dutch defender will be new Bayern player until the end of the season.

He turned down two proposals from Spain and Belgium to join Bayern.

Likes

8045

Retweets

702

Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 9:45 AM

[humble trench]

We're becoming the Ajax of Germany

[glass otter]

Amsterdam located in germany

[humble trench]

Well

Not the worst signing ever

He is a good backup for Davies

Considering Hernandez is injured

[half inlet]

GIVE ME THE KEYS

[glass otter]

Keys to what

[half inlet]

To the club

[glass otter]

No

[half inlet]

Yes

[mossy cave]

What

[half inlet]

Having this in mind

I think this will be our line up for the 2nd half of the season

[vapid kelp]

Such an ass lineup

[half inlet]

?

[vapid kelp]

4222 with muller don't work bro

Also musiala is half the man he is at lw

Better bench muller and play coman

[half inlet]

We started the season playing a 4222 and we were really good

If Müller finds his form we will cook

Thats a big if tho

[humble trench]

Ngl would prefer a 4231
Back 4 is the usual Davies de ligt upa and mazroui
2 CDMs kimmich and goretzka
Then the wingers would be on the right gnabry
On the left sane with musiala competing with muller for CAM and then have choupo compete with mane for striker

Ngl we have too many wingers

I'm Afraid some will leave if they don't get enough playing time

Sane and gnabry have been good but coman and mane also have been decent

And then for cam and striker we have musiala vs muller and at striker well we have choupo but then where does muller fit in?

[humble trench]

But I think this line up will be the best for.now possibly coman at RW instead of gnabry

[atomic comet]

Blind, De Ligt, Gravenberch. Are we Ajax all of a sudden?

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1611091077628579841

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Official: FC Bayern have completed the signing of Daley Blind on free transfer 🚨🔴 #FCBayern

The defender has signed a 6-month contract until June 2023.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 8:03 PM

Here we go

[atomic comet]

Yea we’re totally Ajax lol

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/noice-nice-click-gif-8843762

[glass otter]

https://youtu.be/Bb-zF6lFa6I

[astral ravine]

damn we lost robben and went all out on the netherlands

[mossy cave]

Feels like a fever dream

[mossy cave]

De Ligt and Mazraoui were good signings though, gravenberch and blind not as much 😂

[humble trench]

Gravenberch wasn’t supposed to be starter

He is slowly fitting in

[long fox]

Blind's a good and smart signing squad depth wise

[humble trench]

Yes nothing wrong with a free transfer

He can help mazraroui and gravenberch because of Dutch connection

[long fox]

He just lacks pace. Other than that, he's good

[humble trench]

Are there new news on pavard?

[proper wind]

mazraoui out for 4-6 weeks

covid

[glass otter]

Aughhhh

[long fox]

Oh but of course

[humble trench]

infection ye

but we got blind guys

Pavard or Stanisic VS Mbappe

[long fox]

Bouna Sarr will pocket em

[zealous mauve]

Bap has no chance

We have such a good team but i feel like we need another striker

[vapid kelp]

Nah

But gnabry should leave and we should get a good one

[humble trench]

Nah gnabry is class

So is sane

[sly hedge]

I have a legit question for Bayern fans, if y’all get a new gk like sommer or someone else, is the gk gonna stay as #1 after neuer came back or will be the #2?

[tidal hornet]

They want their new gk to fight for #1, I think

It's just that they're fighting Neuer for it, so it's a challenge. Nübel wants more of a guarantee than that

[sly hedge]

Interesting, so basically a challenge for nubel and the new gk to see who fits well

So Bayern expect neuer’s retirement soon seems like it, just a thought after that comment

[tidal hornet]

Not exactly. They expect Neuer to come back and be strong again, so there's always the chance he'll be back to #1. Nübel doesn't want to be on the bench at all though, so he'll be unhappy if Neuer manages that. That's why Nübel wants a guarantee that he'll stay #1 even after Neuer comes back

Since Bayern can't exactly do that, they're looking at Sommer who isn't asking for as much of a guarantee

Also, for Monaco, they don't have a replacement gk sorted yet, so they won't let Nübel go until they do. Gladbach have their eyes on a replacement for Sommer but haven't sorted that out yet either. Another reason why neither have moved to Bayern yet

[sly hedge]

Ah, So all lies on the fact that sommer able to be the #2 when neuer came back, while letting nubel coming back would lead to a potential force out

since nubel wanted the #1 spot

yea that makes sense actually, been thinking bout it for a while and kinda confused me

Thanks for the clarification ig lol

[vapid kelp]

Gnabry is the most inconsistent winger bayern has

[humble trench]

No lmao

That's mane

[vapid kelp]

Mane is consistently average

[humble trench]

Gnabry is better than him

Current form Atleast

[spare plover]

Musiala is our best player Right now and he’s 19

[humble trench]

I wouldn't say best

He's scored most of our goals though yeah

[long fox]

I really can't wait to see more Musiala and Choupo GOATing magic

[spare plover]

Fr

Chupo Moating Best Striker I’m the world

[tired prism]

He's been decent for us so far

Now mazraoui is out for the psg tie

We're so fucking cursed

[glass otter]

you are the world?

[spare plover]

IN

[spare plover]

I obviously meant In

[glass otter]

ok

[long fox]

So when are we gettin Sommer? This Farke geezer keeps makin it more and more complicated lol

[tired prism]

The question is are we even gonna get him?

[vapid kelp]

He loses 90% of 1v1

Duels

His only positive is his pressing

He offers nothing from the left flank

[tired prism]

Still decent goal contributions

[glass otter]

#bundesliga

[vapid kelp]

#off-topic

[blissful crescent]

Injury fc is back

[proper wind]

most likely yes

is sabi's suspension for the UCL or bundesliga?

[tired prism]

It says ucl

[tired prism]

We'll still win the treble

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1611645422312865794

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Mazraoui wants to be ready for PSG, and there's hope he would recover within a month. Sources close to the player say he's feeling physically great despite his pericarditis. He even finished the last performance test with better results than after his move to Munich [@kerry_hau]

Likes

1087

Twitter · Jan 7, 2023, 8:46 AM

[humble trench]

Ok good

There is a possibility he can be on the bench vs psg

[tired prism]

I can't wait for bayern to return to action

It's been way too long

And seeing all the other clubs play is just making me miss bayern even more

[near vale]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1611756248424189953?s=20&t=6QNXBjRQa1GSq8hbPAFoNw

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Borussia Mönchengladbach have officially informed Bayern that Yann Sommer will not be allowed to move to Munich this month [@rponline]

Likes

473

Twitter · Jan 7, 2023, 4:06 PM

[humble trench]

😭

[tired prism]

Sommer should submit a transfer request

Fuck gladbach

[near vale]

He's a free agent in 6 months.

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1611757722038304770?t=paZPM-aspd3bSvjN_g2DjQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Borussia Mönchengladbach sporting director Roland Virkus: "We will not let Yann Sommer go. We have also informed Bayern about that" [@rponline]

Likes

244

Twitter · Jan 7, 2023, 4:12 PM

[humble trench]

Livakovic it is (Please)

[long fox]

Fuck you Gladbach

[humble trench]

They always somehow screw us over

[rough harness]

i mean

can u blame them

how are they gonna let go of their best keeper

to bayern

in the middle of a season as well

[humble trench]

Bro who gives af they know there gonna finish Atleast europa

Were the only team from buli consistently doing well in Europe if it we'rent for us buli would have less spots in Europe

[open meteor]

Hi

FC BAYERN THE BEST SERVER

in football server

[proper wind]

oh i didnt realize that was the ucl logo

[proper wind]

inshallah

[simple musk]

yoyoyy

[near vale]

https://twitter.com/BL_LatestNews/status/1612000028779757572?t=Zic7_WXN0hzFxYgN6KKXwg&s=19

Bundesliga Latest (@BL_LatestNews)

Bayern have offered less than €5m for keeper Yann Sommer, while Gladbach demand at least €8m to find a replacement, according to @kerry_hau & @berger_pj. A transfer could still happen if both clubs can agree on a fee.

Twitter · Jan 8, 2023, 8:15 AM

[near vale]

This is why BL never improves

[glass otter]

Who invited my man blud

[humble trench]

Isn't our fault

[near vale]

? 😂

[humble trench]

Wdym anyways by this is why the bundesliga doesn't improve

[near vale]

You're signing the captain and the soul of a team chasing Europe mid season

That would derail them and would obviously make them weaker and eventually create much bigger issues

Even if they do qualify they'll probably struggle

[humble trench]

It's gladbach we deserve to screw them over a couple times lmao

[near vale]

Because they beat you itl?

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1612001239268577281

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Yann Sommer to Bayern is not off yet. Gladbach want at least €8m to sign a replacement, while Bayern are offering less than €5m. For now, Bayern are not going all in for Sommer as Nübel is still an option. Close contact remains with Monaco and the player's camp [@kerry_hau]

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386

Twitter · Jan 8, 2023, 8:20 AM

Bayern need to decide if they want Nübel or Sommer

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1612030999621242881

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Yann Sommer has contacted Rainer Bonhof, vice president of Borussia Mönchengladbach, and told him he wants to join Bayern now. The Swiss goalkeeper is pushing for a move and remains Bayern's priority. Bayern are considering the next steps [@Plettigoal]

Twitter · Jan 8, 2023, 10:18 AM

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1612085020050456580?t=FYokZsVQaXYVPSeczQOVBA&s=33

what is bro waffling about 😭

[humble trench]

Yes because they beat us in the league

[tired prism]

Fuck gladbach

[open meteor]

Sommer is coming

[proper wind]

thank God

[humble trench]

Paris can come now…

[tired prism]

Hopefully

[tired prism]

Lmao

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1612385632286052355?t=KuSNmlKu0abSmQUMWF4eVg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are not willing to double their offer for Yann Sommer. The bosses consider €4m a fair price for a player who will be out of contract in 6 months. Sommer is not happy with the situation, he wants to join Bayern - but will remain professional and patient [@kerry_hau]

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152

Twitter · Jan 9, 2023, 9:47 AM

Nubel or Livakovic I beg

[peak turtle]

Livakovic is probably 30m

[humble trench]

Exactly lmao

I seriously don't understand why sommer.isnt a good option though for us

Considering our defense I honestly don't think PSG will have that many close shots on target lmao

They will be forced to shoot outside the box or just cross it in

And there not crossing it in when we have de ligt

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1612426408462016515 Please no

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bouna Sarr is expected to make his comeback at the end of January/early February. The Senegalese has had enquiries from Ligue 1 and other European clubs in the past few weeks, but he's not in a rush to leave. His goal for now is to return to the pitch with Bayern [@sebnonda]

Likes

282

Twitter · Jan 9, 2023, 12:29 PM

[open meteor]

I would like to go to Allianz arena in April. Does anyone know how the prices are going? I never went and I want to fulfill my dream

[humble trench]

not expensive at all

u can see it on the site

[tired prism]

Just get rid of him

[open meteor]

There is a Bayern supporters' club in Catalonia

We love Bayern

My father is German

[humble trench]

im dutch and i love bayern, not even watching the eredivsie here

[humble trench]

Oh nice.

I'm Saudi I support them alot of Saudis here actually support them

But majority ofc real or barca

[glass otter]

2-0

[humble trench]

Are you iraqi or polish

Either way underserved win both circumstances

[glass otter]

Cope

Polish

[humble trench]

Ah I see ok

Congratulations on reaching ro16 trophy

[glass otter]

Thanks

Congratulations on 4th place trophy

[long fox]

Neither have a trophy, so stfu both of you lmfao

[glass otter]

Warra ro16

[long fox]

Warra trophy

[glass otter]

Ro16 > trophy

[humble trench]

Thanks

[near vale]

Bayern bosses fear that Manuel Neuer could be out longer than previously believed. Although they're hoping Neuer would be back in time for pre-season, there are doubts about that. Therefore, the club wants a new goalkeeper on a long-term contract, not just 6 months

[tidal hornet]

He really did an amazing job on his holiday

[thin valley]

will the bayern v salzburg match be aired on the bayern website?

[humble trench]

I assume so

[versed panther]

😭😭😂😂

[tired prism]

I'm Indian and support Bayern

Whereas most Indians support barca, madrid, liverpool or united

[tired prism]

Neuer will never be on the same level again

Just as I feared

[humble trench]

Man I'm surprised there are that many interested in football lmao

[tired prism]

There's a huge fanbase

[humble trench]

Oh nice

[tired prism]

Even though football isn't the most popular sport here

[humble trench]

Ofc

Here in Saudi Arabia it is but man people take it too seriously lmao

@tired prism let me tell you the time that I knew a person who wanted to marry this girl the guy supported alhilal (my club) and the father of the girl was nasrawi

A supporter of Al Nasser the derby rivals of alhilal

Just because of that the father refused to marry his daughter to the man

It runs THAT DEEP lmao

[tired prism]

Lmao

Didn't know saudi ppl cared about football that much

And now they'll be even more invested with Ronaldo coming in

[humble trench]

Ofc

Imo alhilal my club already planning on how we gonna get Messi

Or Neymar

Some big European name

[tired prism]

Lmao

[open meteor]

Julian to Bayern in 2024 @celest pine

[humble trench]

Julian who?

[glass otter]

Julian nagelsmann

[humble trench]

He's already with us lmao

[glass otter]

Then

His friends name is Julian probably

[humble trench]

Maybe lmao

[glass otter]

@open meteor what position is julian

[proper wind]

alvarez maybe?

[open meteor]

Álvarez

hahqha

Not Naggelsman

wtf

[glass otter]

Nagelsmann out of retirement

To lead our attack

[humble trench]

Lmao

[humble trench]

Maybe idk

Wouldn't be too unrealistic

[tired prism]

Yh cuz he's backup to haaland

[humble trench]

Yeah

Would be good for us as well

It's not like choupo is young

[tired prism]

And I wonder how long his golden patch will last

[humble trench]

I hope to the end of the season

[tired prism]

Hopefully

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1613233922975965191?t=Gfsi65eKs3Y9CZIuNIwAhg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Still no progress made regarding Yann Sommer. Bayern must improve their offer. If the deal falls through, Bayern are discussing two options internally:

1- Another goalkeeper for no more than €5m
2- Go into the second half of the season with Ulreich

[@Plettigoal @SkySportNews]

Likes

330

Twitter · Jan 11, 2023, 5:58 PM

We can spend 100M on Kane but no more than 5M on a keeper?

[humble trench]

Idk man

Sometimes this club is strange lmao

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/vir-das-wtf-bro-wtf-wtf-bro-bro-wtf-gif-24602109

[languid urchin]

bayern should sign pena

30m

[proper wind]

we are not facing psg with ulreich

when we do get past them inshallah

we'll most likely still be up against strong teams

ulreich v haaland wouldnt be very fun

why only 5 mil tho wtf

why arent they going after someone like livakovic or trapp

[humble trench]

Everyone thinking Mbappe messi and neymar can win against Bayern munich with out psg midfielders, yet here i am laughing at the destruction that is about to happen to psg

[open meteor]

We will destroy PSG

[humble trench]

Oh i know lol, They dont have the 2009 Messi so you are good. I dont think any team can match up against Bayern right now other than City and Stealing Madrid

Overated Psg thinks buying stars make them a good team, it takes more than that.

[open meteor]

We will be beat Madrid, they sucks

But city is more equilibrate

[open meteor]

Yes, they only play with neymar, messi and mbappe not like a team

[humble trench]

You speak as if Madrid didnt have the refs in theyr favor.

Bayern has to be careful with the uglyness of Madrid.

Or the same thing that happened to City will happen to Bayern

Madrid is not a team you take lightly even if they are at theyr worst form they can pull a win and win Champions League. That team is different from any other, dont put Madrid like its a sure win anything can happen. Like a penalty in the 93th minute and then ur out.

[humble trench]

Yes inshallah

[long fox]

Ykb

[tired prism]

We can beat anyone with a decent gk

Just pay whatever gladbach are asking and get sommer ffs

Sometimes I feel like bayern are too stubborn

[humble trench]

^

10M ain't even that much in the grand scheme of things

[tidal hornet]

It's not even for just half a season either, they're planning for longer

[open meteor]

Madrid is shit, those Champions Leagues were super tainted Well, imagine those of yesteryear

We could have won two more Champions Leagues without those referees bought

[glass otter]

Gk is key why are we so tight

[tired prism]

We should've atleast 8 ucls

Maybe even 9

We should've won in 2012, 2018 and 2021

[wise light]

Ulreich is fine but we need depth

And we need a first choice GK

I don't know, but that game against Schalke might've been the last game he's played for Bayern

Could be a career-ending injury for Neuer. Hopefully not, he'll be out for a while though and likely not in the same form as he was in November

Anyways can't wait to get back to watching Bayern. It's been sooooo long

[humble trench]

Tomorrow inshallah

[jovial spear]

Enjoy mane bayern

[teal steppe]

fr...

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1613607293425438720

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Porto goalkeeper Diogo Costa (23) is one of the names being considered by Bayern. The Portuguese has a contract until 2027 and a €75m release clause. Bayern are determined to sign a new goalkeeper, preferably in January, but could wait until June [@brunoandrd]

Twitter · Jan 12, 2023, 6:42 PM

What the fuck is going on?

[humble trench]

From being linked to Sommer for 4M to Diogo Costa

But we aren't dumb to spend 75M on a keeper

[humble trench]

probably fake

[open meteor]

Is good man but not top

[glass otter]

I used him in efootball

[humble trench]

I'm using him in career mode

[open meteor]

I used him too, I won a treble

Haha

[humble trench]

why is de ligt injured?????

[snow edge]

strained a ligament in his knee

[humble trench]

He'll be good to play against Leipzig

[humble trench]

i hope ye

blind making his debut today

[glass otter]

Are u fucking kidding me

[proper wind]

wait what

since when????

and for how long is he out

[tired prism]

Not serious, will be back against Leipzig

[humble trench]

Wtf happened to under 10M only?

[glass otter]

We are the goofiest club ever

[humble trench]

It's probably story made up by agents

[humble trench]

Fr

[humble trench]

Probably

But wouldn't be a bad choice if neuer retired

He is a good gk for a reason

[humble trench]

Paying 75M as if this is fifa

[proper wind]

ah okay good

[humble trench]

It's not like we can't afford him

We would probably pay of the debt by a month later

[open meteor]

Bayern's match is in YouTube channel?

[humble trench]

I would assume so

[tired prism]

Will it be streamed over there?

[tired prism]

Yh we aren't broke like barca

[open meteor]

Yees

Its oficial

[tired prism]

K

[humble trench]

Why Müller over Tel 😭

No Buchmann, No Ibrahimovic, No Wanner

atleast in a friendly man

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1613926653968760832

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Salzburg:

Ulreich -
Stanišić, Pavard, Upamecano, Davies -
Kimmich, Gravenberch -
Sané, Musiala, Gnabry -
Müller ©

#MiaSanMia

Twitter · Jan 13, 2023, 3:51 PM

Gravy's startin

[humble trench]

Why tf is pavard starting as cb

I honestly hate that

He has to stay RB in my opinion or leave

[glass otter]

where blind

[open meteor]

Hahah

[humble trench]

Bench

[open meteor]

Blind in the bench

[humble trench]

But probably will make his debut this match

[glass otter]

why not start

[humble trench]

Because we take friendlies too seriously

Line up shouldn't include gnabry in my opinion

And start wanner

[tired prism]

Y'all ready for the return of bayern?

What's the lineup?

[long fox]

Scroll up

[humble trench]

anyone got a link?

cant find it on youtube rn

[open meteor]

FC BAYERN

in the channel brothers

[tired prism]

MULLER

The ramdeuter is back

[open meteor]

Pavard cb

[humble trench]

why is it not available in germany😭😭

the official stream of bayern isnt available in germany

[tired prism]

It isn't?

[open meteor]

https://youtu.be/V7Nu1q9h1Ko

[tired prism]

How poetic

[open meteor]

put salzburg

[glass otter]

HOLY SHIT

ZLATANS SON ON THE BENCH

[humble trench]

idk hpw

[humble trench]

thanks

ALSO NOT AVAILABLE IN GERMANY

tf is going on

[open meteor]

Wtf not?

@humble trench I'm looking for you

https://www.twitch.tv/33monteiro

[tired prism]

So good to see Muller captaining bayern

He should be our captain ahead of neuer

He's a better leader

[humble trench]

thanks man

[tired prism]

Muller will score and assist

[tired prism]

Because he's 10 times better

Don't u dare disrespect muller

[open meteor]

Tel will score

[tired prism]

No

He hasn't even started

[long fox]

Saneeee

[proper wind]

what a strike

[long fox]

1-0

[open meteor]

SANEE PRIME

🙏🏼😭

[long fox]

C'mon then

[glass otter]

THATS HWY HES HTE GOAT

[tired prism]

Gravenberch great assist

[open meteor]

🤣🤣🤣

Omg

[humble trench]

Bruh

[proper wind]

bruh

its alr

just a friendly

but still inshallah we'll win easily

[humble trench]

Was predicting 5-1 anyways

[proper wind]

makes sense

[open meteor]

This coach was the one we put 7-1?

[glass otter]

yes

[humble trench]

We will win inshallah

[open meteor]

yes with a goal of blind

[humble trench]

He came on?

pavard ulreich makes me puks

pule

puke

[open meteor]

in 2nd i think

[humble trench]

Ah ok

we will probably sub in every player on the bench

anything else makes no sense

[long fox]

The reactionary takes will be peak if we lose this lmao

[open meteor]

nah

[long fox]

People take friendlies way too seriously

[open meteor]

Envy Bayern

We've done a lot of damage remember brother

[humble trench]

i wanted to see some buchmann and tel ball but im seeing a pavard ulreich disasterclass instead

Can someone please send me the link to the free legal stream

Saying free legal so mods don't kick me

[open meteor]

https://www.twitch.tv/33monteiro

[long fox]

They'll most likely come on in the 2nd half lol

[humble trench]

https://youtu.be/Bz6COHVjpxE

hopefully

are we playing 4 30 minute halves too?

[open meteor]

muller 🤣🤣🤣

[tired prism]

Pavard clearly doesn't wanna play for us anymore

Just kick that prick out

[tired prism]

?

[open meteor]

He was fighting with the Salzburg centre-back.

[humble trench]

you are done. fired.

[long fox]

Pavard can fuck off to Barcelona

[humble trench]

Pavard can fuck off to the 3rd league

[open meteor]

🤣🤣🤣

[humble trench]

only one sub on salzburg's side

nagelsmanb what the actual fuck

[open meteor]

TV OFF

[sweet oak]

Hoping you lads win

Wait I literally just checked the score 1 min ago and salzburg scored

[humble trench]

watching pre-choupo ball again

[long fox]

Never rated Salzburg

[tired prism]

JUST SELL PAVARD

[proper wind]

so uh... 5-3?

[tired prism]

If he doesn't wanna play for us, we don't need him

[proper wind]

yes

bro i turn off the match to go to sleep

[long fox]

No way it's 1-3

[proper wind]

brush my teeth

hoping i wake up seeing 4-1 to bayern or smth

[humble trench]

literally dont give a fuck cuz pavard wont play another match in a bayern Shirt 😭😭

[proper wind]

i come back 2 mins later it's 3-1

[tired prism]

Don't worry we'll be back against Leipzig as long as pavard doesn't play

[open meteor]

MN

[proper wind]

inshallah

[open meteor]

How 3-1? I went to the bathroom

[tired prism]

And this just shows why we need a new gk

Ulreich isn't good

[humble trench]

If this is what I have to see whole season with Ulreich in net..

[open meteor]

Tomorrow the board should announce a goalkeeper

[long fox]

Oh no, we losin a friendly. We gettin relegated

[proper wind]

oh no!

[humble trench]

Bayern Ft is so reactionary

[proper wind]

its a need

[open meteor]

100 need

[long fox]

Yea

It's a fuckin friendly, like calm the fuck down lmfao

[open meteor]

I refuse to play with this armless

😭

[long fox]

Uh oh, a Barca fan's typing

[humble trench]

bro im watching this BayernNow guy and this dude😭 is close to tears

[reef prairie]

we play almost first option players

weird to lose if you ask me

[humble trench]

it isnt weird

pavard is on

stanisic

Ulreich

Müller

we just need de ligt back and sommer to come to bayern in the next 3-4 days

[proper wind]

i just hope nagelsmann doesnt do this in the buli

and ucl

[humble trench]

its pre-choupo ball

💀

[open meteor]

I want to think he's doing experiments

[humble trench]

Atleast play our youngsters man

[proper wind]

he is

[humble trench]

hes checking if pavard worka at cb, stani at rb and Müller up Front

[proper wind]

he said he'll experiment w muller as striker in the 2nd half of the season

[humble trench]

just play choupo/tel and everything is fine

[proper wind]

but 4231 is better than this

[humble trench]

Müller has no place in this team

[proper wind]

fr

[open meteor]

hahah

[proper wind]

I'll miss him

[open meteor]

I prefer tel also

[humble trench]

hes so washed its unbelievable

and now trying to give him any sort of playtime by letting him play up front is dumb too

if it work it doesnt work

[lavish swift]

ship him to barca for the remainder of the season we'll take him if he prefers Thursday nights for a change

[humble trench]

hes not even worthy of thursday nights

[long fox]

2-3

[humble trench]

ship him to somalia

[open meteor]

ZLATAAAN

[humble trench]

Pavard out and we score

[long fox]

Ibra sheeesh

[humble trench]

i see a Pattern

God damn

Ibra

GAH DAMN

[long fox]

Zlatan Ibrahimovich, he is our Swedish hero

[humble trench]

[open meteor]

gooooal

coman

[humble trench]

LETS GOOOO

COMAN

3-3

[long fox]

3-3

[humble trench]

WE ARE WINNING THIS INSHALLAH

[long fox]

Coman

[humble trench]

Who assisted?

[long fox]

Comeback incoming

[humble trench]

Tel?

LETS GOOO

[open meteor]

WE ARE COOKING

Man mathys tel i love him

[humble trench]

Ibrahimovic sane and tel goal

[humble trench]

Gotta love him

[tired prism]

Wait what?

[lavish swift]

1-3 to 3-3 howww

[tired prism]

MIA SAN MIA

Muller scored or assisted?

[long fox]

Did we score again bruh?

[open meteor]

No

Ibra and coman

[tired prism]

How's he been playing?

[humble trench]

Bad tbh

[tired prism]

Bruh

Be serious

[humble trench]

He's not fit for ST role

[tired prism]

He should be at cam

[open meteor]

I didn't like him today, he played at ST

[tired prism]

That's the problem

If nagelsmann isn't stupid, he should play him at cam

Has he been subbed off?

[open meteor]

The best of today young people, is good proof @tired prism

[sweet oak]

Dawg

[humble trench]

how are we not scoring more

[open meteor]

Noo

TEEEEO

[humble trench]

GOAL

[open meteor]

TEEEL

[humble trench]

TELLL

LETS GOOOOOO

my babes scored

[long fox]

TEEEEEELLLL

[humble trench]

why are our Talents better than our "first" team

Siuuuu

[long fox]

He's our Telisman

[open meteor]

J9

[humble trench]

FFS

[open meteor]

NO

[humble trench]

THIS BACKLINE

😭😭

entertaining match

[proper wind]

what is happening atp

im not even watching

[long fox]

Did we concede?

[humble trench]

Yes

[long fox]

Fuck off

[humble trench]

4-4

[proper wind]

we scored in the 88th

conceded in the 89th

ffs

gn

inshallah 5-4 for us

[long fox]

Fuckin blue balled me. I wanted that Tel goal to be the winner

[open meteor]

Very bad defense in the goal, the 4 misplaced @humble trench

[long fox]

Funny thing is Leipzig vs Bayern games are usually like this too

[humble trench]

Yes

FFS

THAT LAST HEADER

WAS SO CLOSE

FFS

Anyways friendly

I'm happy from this match

TEL and Ibrahimovic

[proper wind]

did it end

[humble trench]

Good games

Defense other than blind

Is shite

[humble trench]

Yes

[long fox]

Fuck man

Draw

[humble trench]

great match

ibrahimovic should play first Team instantly

absolutely revived us

[long fox]

That Salzburg keeper can eat shit for saving that header

[humble trench]

the biggest L today was watching pavass

[humble trench]

hes even linked with Bayern 😭

[long fox]

This would have been the perfect ending

[open meteor]

GOOD TEST FOR THE YOUNGERS

SALZBURG PLAYS WITH ALL

Isn't easy for them

Good good!

[humble trench]

Yeah

[long fox]

What a 2nd half, haven't felt so entertained watching a friendly game

[humble trench]

Guys it's a friendly we all need to chill

[humble trench]

Fr lmao

[long fox]

Now onto Leipzig

[humble trench]

I just hope our injuries come back

[humble trench]

Will de ligt be back for Leipzig?

sadly i missed 3-2 and 3-3 since my Match was delayed by like 6 mins

[long fox]

Yes

[humble trench]

ALHAMDULILAH ALL PRAISE IS TO GOD

[long fox]

Brazzo said De Ligt will 100% play against Leipzig

[humble trench]

THANK GOD WE WILL HAVE A DECENT BACKLINE

[long fox]

Hopefully Choupo's back by then too

Ion wanna see Pavard anymore

[humble trench]

Davies LB
CB: upa
CB: de ligt
RB: pavard

[humble trench]

He is good as RB not CB

I would be fine as him as a RB

[long fox]

He was basically just a fuckin traffic cone today

[humble trench]

Basically yeah

But at RB he.is actually decent

And would start for us

So

@long fox can goretzka play vs Leipzig?

Or is he also injured

[open meteor]

The best of the first part, the level of Sané

[humble trench]

Until after the game

[open meteor]

Sané Centered is the best ext itw

[long fox]

Most likely

[humble trench]

Good

[long fox]

He's just rested

[humble trench]

So missing players vs Leipzig will be only
Mane
Sarr
Neuer
Hernandez

Ok good

Good

Very good Alhamdulilah

[humble trench]

dont forget pavard when im done with him

😭

[humble trench]

Things we learned today I think is that wanner tel and Ibrahimovic are ballers

Pavard is shite at CB

And that we NEED A gk

[humble trench]

Fr lmao

[long fox]

We already knew about Tel

[humble trench]

Ibrahimovic needs more playtime

[humble trench]

Yeah

[humble trench]

we cannot let him leave

^

hes just 16

ONLY?

Bro looks 21

[long fox]

Friendly reminder that Leipzig are without Nkunku when they play us

[humble trench]

Or older

nah hes 17😭

but he turned 17 in December

[humble trench]

Still young

[open meteor]

Is like Moukoko, he is 22 but he says that 17

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[humble trench]

yeah early 17s

[humble trench]

[humble trench]

That's good

Inshallah we will prove ourselves vs them

To begin the year off on a good note inshallah

[humble trench]

every migrant has a beard with 12

😭

its normal

but he kinda leng

[long fox]

I'm more than confident that we will

[humble trench]

Yes inshallah

Now look at you

Your the one who's confident now instead of me

Me I'm a bit shaky about it but we will still win god willing

[long fox]

Are you not confident? lol

[humble trench]

I think 2-1/3-1

[humble trench]

To a degree yes

But injuries have not helped us to say the least

its a solid 4-1

dont let this friendly deceive you

[long fox]

I wanna see Daley Blind again against Leipzig

[humble trench]

Fr he was class this match

His Experience showed itself

[long fox]

Just no Pavard

[humble trench]

Him and kimmich were amazing

[humble trench]

Who else we gonna play RB stanisic?

[open meteor]

Blind may not have much physique, but quality has plenty

[humble trench]

His Experience shows itself

[long fox]

Blind just lacks pace

[humble trench]

What he lacks in speed he makes up for reading the game

[humble trench]

Yeah

[open meteor]

I liked how he got the ball

Takes it out without complications

[humble trench]

He's a slow Lucas Hernandez I like to think of him.

[long fox]

Other than that, he's still a baller

[humble trench]

Yeah

He's the last guy you would expect to make a mistake

Which is good

[open meteor]

And he gives you security, great signing to the quiet

[humble trench]

that blind signing was 10 out of 10

brazzp masterclass once more

Fr fr

[glass otter]

HOLY SHIT

ZLATAN SCORED

FOR US

• this game shows we need a goalie

[long fox]

Fuckin Pavass stunk up the place today

[humble trench]

From 3-1 down to 4-4 at full time

[tired prism]

Absolutely

And muller needs to play at cam

Choupo at st

And pavard needs to be benched

[snow edge]

upa is him bro

💯

[tired prism]

@snow edge wanna sign pavard?

[snow edge]

eh

we wouldnt kno how to use him

anyways

just addin more wages upon wages

tbh

[tired prism]

He can play as a rb and cb

Get rid of Roberto

He's crap

And pavard wants to leave bayern

[snow edge]

we have no fullback depth

tbf

[tired prism]

Mazraoui better than pavard tbh

So we'll be fine without him

[snow edge]

thats who we was supposed to get

mazraoui

[tired prism]

We stole him just like how u stole dest

[snow edge]

fuck dest.

😭😭

[tired prism]

Lmao

Will he stay at milan or return?

[snow edge]

hes shit

idk

tbh

[tired prism]

Looks like we signed the right player in mazraoui

[snow edge]

hes doin wonders for you all

[tired prism]

Yh currently out with covid tho

And as for cb, we have Hernandez, De ligt and Upamecano

[snow edge]

upa been ok?

[tired prism]

He's been great this season

Improved a lot from last season

He was great for France in the wc

[snow edge]

yea whenever i watch bayern he always improves

great defender

[tired prism]

De Ligt was a great signing too

Perfect replacement for sule

[snow edge]

de ligt is good in the right system

systematic player for sure

[tired prism]

Fucking juve didn't know how to use him

Juventus are shit

[snow edge]

yea they in mud but we dont speak too much on them😭

we kno they are shit

[tired prism]

Napoli destroyed them 5-1

[snow edge]

pretty much

man handled them

[tired prism]

Napoli will win the league for sure

[snow edge]

100 points

indefinitely

[tired prism]

I've been saying it from the beginning

No one can doubt them anymore

Btw losing lewa hasn't really affected us that much

It was a good business

[snow edge]

ofc not

lewa is a legend

there

[tired prism]

He's been brilliant for Barcelona too

[snow edge]

top scorer for us

and la liga

[tired prism]

Gonna carry barca

[snow edge]

he is

[tired prism]

It's just sad that he has to play in the uel

[snow edge]

true

but at the same token it was his decision

even agreed to take a cut for us

how u feelin about mane?

[humble trench]

I love how we discussing business like we are the Bayern and barca boards lmao

[snow edge]

shit we should be apart of it

since we kno

gonna be kinda hard revivin ours tho lol

[tired prism]

Can't wait for him to recover from his injury

Hopefully he's fit before the psg game

[tired prism]

We kinda are

[humble trench]

I wish I'm planning to actually one day

Get a sizable stock of Bayern

And actually help in decision making

But that's in the future

[open meteor]

Lewandowski is the best player in la liga

[glass otter]

fr

[tired prism]

Defo

Playing for a finished club unfortunately

[glass otter]

Fr

[proper belfry]

@onyx vapor

[humble trench]

How many seasons do you think we’ll wait until we snatch schlotterbeck from borrusia

Probably better question asking how many seasons until he becomes world class

If he already isn’t

[humble trench]

3 years

[humble trench]

never please

we already have young & talented center backs we're covered for 10 years

[turbid kite]

Juventus was the worst place he could have gone to at the time

[near vale]

Never 👍🏻😁

[glass otter]

Who invited my man blud

[near vale]

?

[glass otter]

Bro doesnt have Bayern role yet watches this chat

[near vale]

It's a open server mate

[humble trench]

we need to play tel more

hes so good

[humble trench]

In terms of pure number 9 scoring yes.

[proper wind]

fr

every time we've played him he's scored no?

ah nvm 4 goals in 12 app in all comps but he's so good

[tired prism]

Our future st

[torpid ledge]

Tel is a good prospect

I think he will do well for yall