bayern-munich

[humble trench]

Inshallah we will

[proper wind]

we can do it

[humble trench]

Bayern could easily score 3 goals

[proper wind]

yeah

[humble trench]

We are Bayern munchen

Who are we to lose to Hertha

[wise light]

I'm not saying we can't, but i've seen Bayern fall apart last season to Bochum too. Remember, conceding 3 in like 3 mins.

[humble trench]

Every club has bad games this game inshallah won't be one of them

We will sub in sane and Hernandez

And we will score 3 goals inshallah

[wise light]

I hope so cuz Mane's been shocking

He

He's had some good moments

But other than that, pretty average

[humble trench]

He got an assist

[wise light]

For his standards, that is.

[proper wind]

mhm

[wise light]

The game should have been done at 3-0 btw. We can't be doing this in the Champions League or in any other game this season.

It's crap by us. What are we doing.

[humble trench]

Imo champions league we have been perfect it's buli we aren't doing 100% at

[proper wind]

yep

[wise light]

Knockouts haven't started yet.

And please remember, we lost to Villarreal last season to get out of the UCL

[humble trench]

Ik that but we already beat inter and Barca without them scoring any goals

[humble trench]

That was last year we were too reliant on one player lewy now that he's gone every player is scoring

[wise light]

That was pretty impressive.

[humble trench]

Choupo musiala sane

Even mane some goals

[wise light]

Yes well can we bring sane on lmao

Mane honestly looks like the Sane from two years ago

I swear every Bayern player has a bad (for their standards and hype) first season and then their second season is class. Mane is just going through this regular type of Bayern player syndrome, if you want to call it that.

[long fox]

Ulreich back in, Neuer out imo lmao

[proper wind]

you mean sub or out of bayern?

[long fox]

Sub

It's a joke tho

[proper wind]

no way they're comparing him to messi 😭

[wise light]

No thanks. Neuer's been good.

[proper wind]

i mean it isnt exactly a comparison but lionel who

[wise light]

Couldn't really do anything about either goal, especially given the penalty % rate and given that the penalty shot wasn't straight down the middle like Burkardt's was against Mainz.

[glass otter]

Disrespectful to chupo

[humble trench]

exactly lmao, everyone knows choupo is 10x better

😂

[proper wind]

you two are spitting straight facts

[humble trench]

VAMOSSSS

CHOUPO

nvm

:(

[long fox]

Goal disallowed

Kiss my ass

[humble trench]

oh ni

oh no

NO NO NO

PLEASE NO

NOT DAVIES

PlEASE

[long fox]

Oh god

[humble trench]

Canada is fucked

[long fox]

Before the WC as well, fuckin hell

[atomic comet]

we always were, but this is awful

[humble trench]

youre more fucked now

[atomic comet]

again all i hope for is a goal but we're not gonna finish 3rd now 😬

[long fox]

Job done

Top of the league, but it was an unnecessarily nerve wracking game

[humble trench]

Mission success but badly done

[wise light]

Phew.

But Davies. Absolutely a HUGE LOSS for Bayern and Canada

[humble trench]

We need De Ligt back

Is Davies injured?

[wise light]

He seemed to have pulled his hamstring

[humble trench]

Possibly

[wise light]

Hopefully its just a tweak

But it looked more serious. It could be a tear.

[long fox]

Fuck off with these hamstrings man

[wise light]

That would be devestating.

But thank god we won this game

[long fox]

Good thing our next 2 games ain't that big

Bremen and Schalke

[wise light]

Yeah, but Bremen can offer a fight this season

Especailly Fullkrug.

But they're really only a threat at home, not away

Should win that one

And Schalke is a blatant win

[long fox]

At least we got Lucas and Leroy back innit

[wise light]

But yeah our defenders are going left and right. de Ligt should be back either midweek vs Bremen or v Schalke.

[humble trench]

^

Yeah

[wise light]

Two huge comebacks

[long fox]

Hopefully Davies ain't seriously injured, otherwise... RIP Canada

[wise light]

Yeah. If Canada loses Davies... They are not making it out of their group.

Although they did it in qualifiers without him

So you never know

But yeah its a really big loss.

[atomic comet]

i didn't think we'd get out of the group anyway and this just confims it without a ball being kicked

this sucks

[wise light]

Yeah, huge loss.

[humble trench]

Ohh nooo did Davies get injured??

[atomic comet]

picked up some hamstring issue

[humble trench]

Fuck

[atomic comet]

agreed

[humble trench]

And that just before the WC

But it could also be a chance to prove that they don’t need Davies to hold their own

[long fox]

There's still no news on how bad he's injured

[wise light]

Hamstring tear most likely.

Could keep him out until the end of the season. It's really a bad situation right now, I really hope it isn't that bad.

[humble trench]

End of the season?!!?!!😭

Nah ain’t no way

[atomic comet]

i hope we do, but we start the World Cup with Belgium and Croatia, and by the time we face Morocco, the GS will have been decided already

[humble trench]

Yeah we’re kinda doomed either way

Don’t lose faith tho!

[wise light]

If its a hamstring tear, it could be that bad

That's what that kind of injury can do to a player

But thats worst case scenario

[atomic comet]

I really hope Courtois doesn't do what he did against Liverpool 😂

but knowing him, he'd do it anyway

[wise light]

Hopefully its just a tweak. He looked in pain, but not in too much pain.

[humble trench]

But WC is basically out of the question then?

[atomic comet]

it may be, we'll see what the report says

i already think he'd be out for precaution

[wise light]

oh yeah, most likely.

[humble trench]

Nah Istg if he misses Canada’s first WC in 60 years as their star player🥲

[wise light]

I think even best case scenario, Davies might miss the world cup

[atomic comet]

if he doesn't play, i hope he still goes to cheer the team on at least

[wise light]

Of course he will

You've seen his live streams during qualifiers

He supported y'all in every game you played in qualifiers

[atomic comet]

with Davies out, this could shine a light on Jonathan David, who's been rumoured a move out of Lille since forever, maybe a good performance can actually get him on the move

[wise light]

Still no news on the injury situation

[atomic comet]

David's in good form at least

[humble trench]

Exactly! He needs some light shone on him! My mom still forgets who he is every time I mention him

[wise light]

Yeah y'all have David at least, I remember him in qualifiers, he was amazing.

[atomic comet]

Hahah

[humble trench]

Don’t forget Kyle Larin either, top scorer of the qualifiers

[wise light]

Fuckin hell, glad we (USA) qualified from that shit. Almost fucked it up. One point less wouldn't have made the WC. Did the bare minimum cuz we're the US lmao.

[wise light]

Larin was class too

[atomic comet]

Cyle Larin, Buchanan, and Eustaquio did well for their clubs in the UCL Group stage too, they're in good form

[humble trench]

Yeah, the team still has all of the other players. Even if Davies is out, that by far doesn’t mean that we’re at a noticeable disadvantage

He’s not the one who carried us to the top of the qualifiers

[atomic comet]

it doesn't look good on paper but the game's played on the field so

[humble trench]

Nobody did

[wise light]

I think it is a noticeable disadvantage, especially against World Cup teams, but you guys can definitely do it without Davies

[humble trench]

Only if we lose another big player will it have a big effect on us

[wise light]

Still don't play it down as not a big loss

He's probably your best player

[humble trench]

I honestly kinda thought this was gonna happen

[wise light]

No injury update yet

[atomic comet]

would imagine it'd take some time

[wise light]

Yeah

I don't think anyone has noted this, but we are on some of the best form in Europe rn, even with all of our injury problems.

[atomic comet]

yea it's very impressive

[long fox]

You love to see it

[wise light]

You've gotta give it to Bayern. They've won every single game since that calamity in Dortmund

[long fox]

Hopefully we carry that on after the WC too

[wise light]

Yeah

At least we comeback Jan 20th

The EPL goes back like a week after the WC

Dec 26th lmao rip

[long fox]

Lmfao

Who are we playing on 20th? Leipzig?

[wise light]

Yes.

Tough one after the int'l break.

[long fox]

Home or away?

[wise light]

Away

[long fox]

Oh damn

[wise light]

Should win anyways though, they ain't bogey or anything. We tend to always beat Leipzig away in a close encounter. But yeah, that's why we need all 9 points before going into this intl break.

[long fox]

It will be another cracker probably, there are legit no chill Bayern-Leipzig games

[wise light]

Then we have Koln, fairly easy. Then Frankfurt at home, lost to them last season so maybe a little worrysome but we've already beaten them 6-1 so doubt it really. Then fuckity fuck fuck fuck Mainz away in the DFB Pokal.

[long fox]

I'll never forget that 2017 game

[wise light]

Yes, what a game that was. 4-2 to 4-5

Good ol' days of Robbery

[atomic comet]

Ralph Hassenhuttl as coach of leipzig then, he's terrible now with Southampton Lol

[wise light]

So wierd but yeah true

what a downfall that is.

He seems to love 9 goal games though.

No matter the downfall

4-5 vs Bayern, 9-0 vs Leicester, 9-0 vs Man Utd 🤣

[atomic comet]

idk how you manage to lose 9-0 twice and still be the head coach

[humble trench]

Magic

[wise light]

Yes, its very strange. No idea why they didn't sack him after the first 9-0, especially with the form they were in at that point

[long fox]

Southampton have one of those games every season

Where they just get raw dogged

[wise light]

Yep, last season it was 6-0 to Chelsea

[atomic comet]

I think what Sport Republic (the new ownership) want to do is let Ralph coach until the WC break and then let him go

let the new coach have all that time off to get settled in

[wise light]

Probably the best idea

[atomic comet]

it's what i'd do

[wise light]

yeah

Good time to sack a manager then, that is

[atomic comet]

no point in sacking a coach when a game's in 3 days

(unless you're in the lower leagues)

[wise light]

ye

[atomic comet]

i'm at least happy that 2 of the clubs that i watch make smarter moves unlike my local at least

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1588944702526885889?s=20&t=g0zgjZM4EwbB_DQ_EF5pMw

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

On Alphonso Davies' injury, Nagelsmann says it's at least a hamstring strain according to the team doctor. Further scans tomorrow will reveal the exact extent of the injury

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Twitter · Nov 5, 2022, 5:21 PM

well shoot

[wise light]

Yes. Was about to say that tomorrow will reveal the extent of it

Saw that tweet too lol

But yeah, according to Nagelsmann its not that serious. Hopefully he's right.

[atomic comet]

i'm just hopeful he's only out for a few days

definitely will miss the remaining 2 games for precaution

[wise light]

Oh yeah no we ain't playin him for Bremen or Schalke

Lucas is comin in

Or Josip

[atomic comet]

yea this is the english week the games are too close to each other

[wise light]

Both then probably

[atomic comet]

if i were Nagelsmann probably wouldn't have him for either game just to be absolutely sure

[wise light]

Well yes, unless it was the smallest injury ever, therefore precautioning him for only the Bremen game

Which obviously its not

[atomic comet]

let's just hope for something positive tomorrow, then. We'll see how things go from there

[verbal hawk]

Anel>De Ligt

Anel>Beckenbauer

We should buy Anel guys

[wise light]

Davies Injury Update: According to the Doc, there is at least one fiber tear in Davies' hamstring.

Not looking good

Full exam tomorrow

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-annoyed-bad-vibes-throw-it-whats-going-on-gif-16325118

[humble trench]

I'm praying to Allah he isn't that badly injured

[verbal hawk]

If there is a god he for sure is not a Bayern fan

[humble trench]

[long fox]

Bayern wise, it ain't that big of a deal. But shit, he might miss his first WC. Canada are so done for without him

[atomic comet]

now our Backup Keeper is out after a heavy collision in the MLS Final

another one gone for the WC

[long fox]

Sheesh

Y'all weren't gonna make the group anyway, but mad that's just sad

[wise light]

Wow....

That just sucks

Everyone is losing players to injury because of how fucked up this season is

All thanks to fucking FIFA

Fucking assholes. Those german supporters are right to protest the WC in Qatar

Oh yeah and Timo's out for Germany, big loss there too. I still think we can do well without him though, Fullkrug is cracked rn

[wise light]

Honestly lol. Except for against Inter.

[humble trench]

Wait CREPEAU TOO??

Bro you’re joking

[dusk sable]

Anyways davies plays random positions for Canada

Sometimes LB, sometimes LW, sometimes CAM or ST

But Davies is very good in attacking so I dont see why not

Am I the only one who thinks that it would be a good idea if Davies moves to attacking positions if we get a class LB?

Ofcourse in a few years time when Coman/ Gnabry contracts run out

[humble trench]

He could def play as lw

I could see it

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1589184195817242624?t=x5cdW8oMLjeQtPPjPW2J9g&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern announce that Alphonso Davies has sustained a hamstring strain and will miss the next two games against Werder Bremen and Schalke. Davies' participation at the World Cup with Canada is not at risk

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Twitter · Nov 6, 2022, 9:13 AM

Thank god

[glass otter]

sewey

[humble trench]

Ok a strain not a tear

Good

Good

[half inlet]

We will see
Lucas - De Ligt - Upamecano - Mazraoui backline

[glass otter]

hes injured

[neon cedar]

Damm

Davies Injured

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-tom-the-cat-phew-relieved-sigh-gif-17213206

[humble trench]

Maybe stanisic for Lucas

He just came back from an injury, let's not rush thing now, he can come on in the 2nd half

[glass otter]

Were the best

[long fox]

rare Purple Pen W

[wise light]

Fantastic. We've been getting lucky with injury severity lately

[wise light]

I wouldn't be saying damn after what the injury could have been. I'm saying phew atm.

[wise light]

Agreed

Maybe play Pavard too instead of de Ligt for the same reason

Altho that was less serious of an injury

Anyways, we're not going to have a lot of depth vs Werder Bremen which is a bit of a problem.

Muller should be back for Schalke ig

[long fox]

Should be an easy W anyway

[humble trench]

That's what everyone said against Hertha lol

[wise light]

I wouldn't say that. Bremen are 7th currently and are playing well.

In our last head to head with them, in the season they finished 17th, we drew with them at home.

[long fox]

Füllkrug's a doubt for our game apparently

[wise light]

I think we're overlooking this game a bit. Especially now looking at it after the Hertha game

We're still probably going to win but its going to be harder than I think we expected it to be. 2-1 or 3-1 imo

[humble trench]

Choupo hat trick

[wise light]

Ok at least his injury is minor

Otherwise I would've said, goddamit, Germany are going to have 0 strikers come the World Cup

[wise light]

Lol honestly thats how we're gonna win 3-1 cuz he's just goated rn. Currently eyeing that contract extension. Now Brazzo, you were great during the summer window, I am asking you nicely, PLEASE DONT LET ANY OF OUR PLAYERS LEAVE! OKAY? IVE HAD ENOUGH OF LOSING A CB EVERY FUCKING WINDOW.

Sorry, this is why I have a problem with Brazzo and why he should only deal with signing players not the prospect of selling, keeping, or letting players go. He doesn't know how to do the second half of his job.

Alright get your leverkusen kits on

Its Matchday for Union Berlin

[humble trench]

Leverkusen losing 2-0

[humble trench]

Pavard next summer 😶

[long fox]

Union never win by 2 goals... unless you're Mememund lmao

[glass otter]

Common

[wise light]

Union have a bad H2H record at Leverkusen. They've never won there as far as I'm aware

[long fox]

Rare

[glass otter]

Common

[wise light]

0-0 HT

[long fox]

Rare

and nice

[wise light]

Get in!

1-0 47'

[long fox]

Yess

[wise light]

Still an entire second half to play though

But Union are 1-0 down

Almost 2-0 damn

[long fox]

Lol 3-0

Get in Leverkusen

[surreal cradle]

Alonso Bayern legend on and off the pitch

Give us that 1st spot

[humble trench]

No way

We're back on top

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-champion-facepalm-cry-gif-5673474

[long fox]

Lucky terrorists deserve to get battered

[tired prism]

Union getting smashed

Lmao

[humble trench]

Why are they terrorists?

[long fox]

They're literally the German version of Atletico Madrid lol

[humble trench]

Ah ok lol

[long fox]

Manure and Chelshit lost as well, today's a good day

[humble trench]

Would've been better if Arsenal lost or tied

[long fox]

I take Arsenal over Chelsea any day of the week

4-0 Leverkusen btw

[surreal cradle]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1589291216138514432

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Hasan Salihamidžić on Sven Ulreich: "We're very happy with him"

Is a new contract beyond next summer conceivable?

Salihamidžić: "Definitely"

[@kicker]

Twitter · Nov 6, 2022, 4:18 PM

[reef prairie]

ter stegen

[long fox]

5-0, thank you Xabi Alonso. We back top of the league

[proper wind]

LETS GOOO

[long fox]

The league table looks so much better and beautiful with us on top again

[tired prism]

Fr

[proper wind]

fr

[tired prism]

We ain't dropping off again

[proper wind]

inshallah

[half inlet]

We cant

[wise light]

WHAT

THE

HELL

ARE MY EYES SEEING THIS CORRECTLY

[half inlet]

Xabi Alonso once a bavarian always a bavarian

[wise light]

5-0

I was out hitting golf balls and I saw this final result

I can't believe it

Welp that puts a seal on our title win

[half inlet]

Choupo > Becker

[wise light]

You mean Choupo-Goating > Becker

[half inlet]

On top of that

[long fox]

Xabi Alonso's the GOAT

[half inlet]

If Freiburg win against Köln

They will be 2nd

And Union will be 3rd

They just started playing

[wise light]

As someone just said once a bavarian always a bavarian

Who cares, are they really gonna challenge us to the title? Its Freiburg man

We beat em 5-0

[long fox]

It was bound to happen eventually. They can't keep gettin away with their terrorism

[half inlet]

Idrc but I want Union to suffer

[wise light]

Yes but 5-0 was completely unexpected imo

Its as bad as us losing 5-0 to Gladbach out of the blue

Wtf happened Union

[wise light]

Ok maybe that was worse but still... you get what I'm trying to say... Its a weird, unexpected result. I thought Union could win the game. Nope.

[half inlet]

Sick Nagelsmann tax

[long fox]

They just fell off a cliff after the first Leverkusen goal

[wise light]

Yeah clearly

[half inlet]

Union will play against Freiburg just before the wc break 👀

[wise light]

Huge game for them

[long fox]

Now let's win our remaining 2 games and it's WC time

[wise light]

Yes, please.

[humble trench]

Fr

It's either black magic imo or there luck ran out

[humble trench]

Yes let's stay top of the group

[tired prism]

Another L

[tired prism]

And we're gonna find out our ucl r16 opponents tomorrow

Can't wait for the draw

[long fox]

Ah yea

Forgot about that lmfao

[tired prism]

It's gonna be brugge

[long fox]

Brugge or Milan, GIMME

[tired prism]

Yh I wouldn't mind milan as well

We haven't played them in almost 15 yrs

And our record against them is terrible

[long fox]

We need to fix the bad record we have against em

[tired prism]

We need to change that

Yh

[long fox]

We'll feast on em if we play em now

[tired prism]

It's like 5-1

Yh we'll thrash them

I don't really want liverpool or psg

Liverpool can turn up

[long fox]

City can get PSG.... the Oil Classico

[tired prism]

Lmao one of the oil clubs will go home early

But it feels so good to be top of the Bundesliga again

We'll win it quite comfortably again

[humble trench]

PSG or Liverpool

[wise light]

luck ran out

[humble trench]

Fr lmao

[humble trench]

Yeah we need to get a big club so we don't do a villireal

[wise light]

I want AC Milan to have a chance to make up our terrible record vs them

[humble trench]

I want Liverpool so we can get revenge

From 2019

[long fox]

How did the Freiburg game finish again?

[wise light]

Who cares about that, we haven't played AC Milan in 15 years

[humble trench]

2-0

[humble trench]

True yeah fair enough

[wise light]

2-0

[wise light]

We can get revenge against Liverpool in another round

AC Milan likely to get knocked out in RO16 anyways

[long fox]

So Union went from 1st to 3rd?.... Fuckin bet

[humble trench]

I wanna play them now though when there out of form not when there back in it

[wise light]

Yeah they did

Well we don't know what form anyones gonna be in buddy

Cuz it takes place after the World Cup

We might be in atrocious form come the RO16 or they might be

Idk I just dont want to risk it

[humble trench]

Yeah that's the main issue

[wise light]

AC Milan is a good first draw

[humble trench]

Them or psg

Overated team

[wise light]

.

[humble trench]

Tied to benifica

[wise light]

Yeah lol

PSG. We've played them a lot recently so again AC Milan would be the perfect draw

Not too easy, not too hard and we haven't played them in a while and we get a chance to set our wrongs right from the past

We've already beaten PSG twice, and only lost that game 2 years ago cuz of the stupidest rule on planet earth: away goals.

[humble trench]

Yeah istg man the guy who created the idea of away goals must be in the top 5 most hated men ever lmao

Behind Judas probably lmao

[wise light]

yep

[glass otter]

Back where we belong

[humble trench]

Indeed

[humble trench]

My parents tried to defend away goals

That’s the moment I lost my respect for them

[half inlet]

If Choupo is cooking this hard with our system imagine what Kane would do

Plus we'd get an elite pen taker

We're lacking that tbh

[humble trench]

Nah come on there your parents everyone can have there own opinions lmao

[humble trench]

Except defending away goals

[humble trench]

[dusk sable]

we dont need kane

we need oshimen

[humble trench]

Did a UCL draw prediction based off of probability and we got Brugge lmao

Also did the whole tournament and we get knocked by Inter in quarters

[glass otter]

Ocean man

[peak oasis]

we have 25% chance of getting brugge
and 75% chance of getting psg liverpool or milan

[humble trench]

No

If we round up we have 20% to get Brugge, 35% Liverpool, 25% Milan, 20% PSG

[long fox]

Aaand it's PSG

[humble trench]

😭😭

Bro out of all of them I didn't want PSG

[proper wind]

same

but inshallah we win comfortably

we definitely can

[long fox]

A good test that will show what this team's made of

[humble trench]

Depends on WC honestly

If argentina wins and messi is on fire again it will be difficult

[long fox]

I'm actually quite happy we got a big team. Ion want another Villarreal

[humble trench]

Same but PSG?

Idk how I feel about it

[long fox]

They're bottlers

Don't forget that

[humble trench]

Madrid got saved by Benzema

[long fox]

They can wallop small teams, but capitulate against anyone serious

[humble trench]

Also I remember PSG topping a group with Man City last year

I wouldn't be too confident that we'll win comfortably

But we should have it if we look at the squad

[long fox]

Never said we would beat em comfortably

[humble trench]

Psg almost drawing to unheard french teams

[humble trench]

Nah but @proper wind said it

[long fox]

Yea! It will be tough, but I very much fancy our chances against em

[humble trench]

But I won't say anything else until January

[long fox]

We beat em away last time without Lewa btw

[humble trench]

Who knows what could happen until February

[long fox]

We got De Ligt, we calm lmao

[humble trench]

We could easily beat them I say we are favorites

[humble trench]

^

Was just stupid away goal rules

[long fox]

Yea

Let's cook em now

[humble trench]

Yes

Revenge

Is

In

Session

[long fox]

Don't say that

Delete

[humble trench]

Why not

[long fox]

It's cursed

Delete

[humble trench]

Bayern aren't like Liverpool we actually get revenge

We got it against Augsburg

[humble trench]

If de ligt starts vs psg we winning

[glass otter]

AUGHHHHHH

[humble trench]

Inshallah

Davies Hernandez de ligt pavard backline

Then

Goretzka and kimmich

For the 4231

3 will be sane musiala and muller with a striker of choupo moting

I feel Upa is important for us in attack

With his passes

Would rather start him and then play more defensive with De Ligt or Hernandez

Later on in the games

[dusk sable]

if messi gets injured we will win

[humble trench]

Mbappe injured*

[glass otter]

Neymar injured*

[humble trench]

All 3 of them W

[wise light]

I'm worried about this draw

We both are good teams, or capable of being good teams if there are no injuries

[humble trench]

Hey don't forget who we are we are Bayern Munich

[wise light]

So thus, if we lose a lot of players, we're probably going to lose to PSG

[humble trench]

There afraid of us more than us them lmao

[humble trench]

They can lose players too

[wise light]

I'm not saying we can't do it, I'm just saying there's probably a 50% chance we can't do it lmao

[humble trench]

There players more injury prone than ours

[glass otter]

Cap

[humble trench]

More like 60/40

For us lmao

[wise light]

Yeah that's cap lmao

We've had an injury crisis every season

[humble trench]

Nah bro look at there players

[wise light]

Currently too we have an injury crisis

[humble trench]

They have had Messi or Neymar injured once every season at least

[humble trench]

No we don't rn only two players injured are Davies and sarr

Everyone back

[wise light]

Ok so let's do the rundown. Goretzka gets injured every season, all of our defenders seem to have a problem with them every yer, Choupo-Moting gets injured every year, Muller's getting injured now, Gnabry or Sane gets injured at least once per year and yeah thats about it

Oh yeah and Neuer too

[humble trench]

Bro it's normal for players to eventually get injured

[wise light]

Yes and I'm saying that's going to put us at a disadvantage

In which we have a 50/50 chance of going out.

I'm just disappointed with this draw. I wanted AC Milan so badly but those fuckers at UEFA decide to give us PSG for the 3rd time in 4 years

Altho the UCL Final, they kinda had 0 choice lmfao

[humble trench]

For us and them

[wise light]

We have to see what happens

It's just the most concerning draw imo

[humble trench]

We're def winning

Maybe like 4-2

[wise light]

I'm not predicting the match until we see what we have avaliable to us and we see what they have avaliable to them

We could win 3-0, we could lose 3-0 atm

[humble trench]

I still see us winning and inshallah when we win people will take us more seriously as title contenders they already do

Ik but we also have a good squad depth

[humble trench]

Atm if we were to play Rn we would easily win

After the wc different story but we have the best squad depth this season

Yeah

[wise light]

Lol not right now we don't. But in normal circumstances, yes, we do.

[humble trench]

Yes rn look at our bench

[wise light]

In our recent history, yes. But other teams, Man City has the best squad depth this year.

[humble trench]

Tell gravenberch sabitzer upa or Hernandez

[wise light]

If Gravy gets a chance in his actual position 🙄 lol

[humble trench]

Nah they sold like 4 of their players or idk

[humble trench]

Then we have 2nd best squad depth point is though that we will be able to replace injuries and still win if need be

[wise light]

We have done it this season against Barca and Inter

[humble trench]

Exactly

[wise light]

It's still worrying though, I would have preferred any other team. Also, we got knocked out to Villarreal last season. I hope we can beat PSG to write those wrongs right

I'm also worried if Choupo-Moting gets injured

Cuz we were shit before he was added into our squad

4 draws, 1 loss in the Buli under the 4-2-3-1 formation w/out Choupo-Moting (which I'm assuming Nagelsmann is going to play throughout the entire season)

[humble trench]

That was because lewy injury us reliant too much on him

As well as villireal going beast mode

Don't forget they almost beat Liverpool

[wise light]

Nah that was us just not creating enough lol

That's true but we still should have created more and should have taken our chances

[humble trench]

We create plenty it was our finishing without lewy that was the issue

[glass otter]

Now im panicking

Because

Im gonna lose me job

[verbal hawk]

I think this could be a dream draw

Imagine we beat PSG here

[glass otter]

Brugge vs benfica better match

[verbal hawk]

We should be able to

[humble trench]

dont Imagine , we will do it

🫶

[long fox]

Bring on PissG

[tired prism]

No city topped it

[tired prism]

The shittiest rule ever

[tired prism]

Mane?

[glass otter]

Mane ahead of sane

[deft epoch]

Sane has been great

In UCL especially

[humble trench]

Ok maybe my brain stopped functioning for a sec

Sorry

[tired prism]

Not sure about that

Maybe bench choupo

And bring him on as a super sub

I really wanted brugge or ac milan man

[glass otter]

😡

[humble trench]

Debatable on who we could place on the front 3 but I prefer sane because of his form recently

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1589648772308815874

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Confirmed dates:

• 1st leg:
Paris Saint-Germain vs FC Bayern
📆 14 February
🕘 21:00 CET
🏟️ Parc des Princes

• 2nd leg
FC Bayern vs Paris Saint-Germain
📆 8 March
🕘 21:00 CET
🏟️ Allianz Arena

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Twitter · Nov 7, 2022, 3:59 PM

[humble trench]

Watching psg vs bayern alone on valentines day 😭

[glass otter]

bayern clear of valentines

[glass otter]

common

[tired prism]

Him as a super sup would be more effective imo

[tired prism]

I'd play both of them

[humble trench]

Yeah true

[tired prism]

PSG should be scared of us not the other way around

They've a history of bottling in the ucl

[humble trench]

Exactly lmao

Idk why we are scared of them

[glass otter]

idk

[tired prism]

I was also a bit scared when we drew them

[long fox]

Rare

[tired prism]

Common

[glass otter]

widb

[humble trench]

Bro they bottlers mate

[glass otter]

common

[humble trench]

They only good on paper

There a paper team

[long fox]

I'm surely not lol

[glass otter]

liverpool sucks

[humble trench]

No chemistry

No teamwork

No nothing

[long fox]

Poland sucks

[humble trench]

There a team of individuals

[humble trench]

Bayern are a machine

[tired prism]

@humble trench are psg an easier draw than liverpool?

According to u

[humble trench]

A constant machine every player is a gear

[glass otter]

clear of liverpool

[glass otter]

of course not

[humble trench]

Nah Liverpool would have been easier but oh well we shall inshallah beat them all if need be

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

[humble trench]

What happened to our mentality of we can win always

[tired prism]

Madrid are the favourites against liverpool

[humble trench]

Bayern are known for winning

2nd to only Madrid

[tired prism]

Unlike liverpool we can actually take revenge

Lmao

[humble trench]

Even then we can beat them it's not impossible

[long fox]

Yea, as a Bayern fan the only team that frightens me is Madrid

[humble trench]

Bayern münchen guys are the best team in Europe rn

[long fox]

But even them we can beat on a good day

[humble trench]

Idk why we are scared of anything

Napoli fans aren't as scared as us

[long fox]

A healthy Bayern team can beat anyone

[humble trench]

Exactly and inshallah even with injuries

Don't forget just look at our bench

You have to choose between players like sane mane gnabry and musiala and muller every week as to who to play

[long fox]

Yea, unlike last season we actually have depth now

[humble trench]

While there all healthy ofc

[humble trench]

Yeah

We only lost 2 guys one of which was an American sub this season

And we gained how many new players

De ligt
Tell
Mane

Gravenberch

[long fox]

Maz

[humble trench]

Mazroui yes

Best signing of them all so far lmao

Even last season we got sabitzer

[long fox]

Choupo Moting sure feels like a new signing lmfao

[humble trench]

Fr

He only showed up recently

[tired prism]

We can still beat them

[tired prism]

Facts

We arent getting knocked out so early on

[humble trench]

We are supporters of the best team in Europe rn acting like fans of one of the best teams in Europe

I'm not saying we should underestimate or anything like that

But I mean like there is a reason we are facing PSG

[tired prism]

We gotta be confident in our team

[humble trench]

Benfica topped there group lmao

[tired prism]

After all psg couldn't even beat benfica once

[humble trench]

They tied 1-1 twice

[tired prism]

We thrashed them last season

[humble trench]

Yeah

[tired prism]

Plus it's good to get rid of psg early on

Maybe we'll get a good qf draw

[humble trench]

Yeah

[humble trench]

We could get an easy team like brugge or Frankfurt

[tired prism]

Neither of them are getting past the r16

Maybe a team like benfica

Or porto/inter

[humble trench]

Yeah

Would love to play inter

Not a bad side to underestimate them

Still easily beatable

[long fox]

Inter again, huh?

We already did em in the group stage lol

[tired prism]

That's why it'll be easy

I wouldn't mind milan either

[humble trench]

^

[glass otter]

we ball konwledge

[tired prism]

Psg 1-2 Bayern
Bayern 3-2 Psg

Bayern win 5-3 on aggregate

My prediction

[glass otter]

my predictios

psg 2-2 bayern
bayern 2-1 psg

and we win 4-3

[tired prism]

Interesting

[humble trench]

My predections

2-1 away

For Bayern

3-1 at home

For Bayern

We win 6-2 aggregate

[long fox]

PSG 1-2 Bayern
Bayern 2-1 PSG
4-2 on aggregate

[humble trench]

PSG 1-2 Bayern
Bayern 3-1 PSG

[long fox]

Quick reminder that PSG drew to Benfica twice lel

[half inlet]

W?

[humble trench]

Wtf is formation lol

[humble trench]

Why a back 3 though

Combined 11 usually a 433

I'll tell you mine though

[glass otter]

W

[atomic comet]

i think it's supposed to be a 3-4-3 Diamond?

[humble trench]

First for LB to RB is
Davies,de ligt,Ramos,Pavard

[half inlet]

Yup

[glass otter]

Midfield

Ours

[half inlet]

I cant do a front 3

[humble trench]

First 3 in midfield probably kimmich,goretzka,muller at cam

[half inlet]

Both teams have such good atackers

[humble trench]

PSG has literally no one in midfield

[half inlet]

Fr

[humble trench]

Basically no one

There all attacking midfielders

[half inlet]

Verrati is suspended for the 1st leg I think

Sabitzer too tho

[humble trench]

W

[humble trench]

Red card yeah

[glass otter]

Verratti

[half inlet]

Our defense and midfield is way better than psg's imo

[humble trench]

For front 3 based on current form Neymar,choupo,Messi

Sane is great man but it's Neymar

[half inlet]

I cant exclude Sané or Musiala

[atomic comet]

AHA I KNOW MY FORMATIONS

[half inlet]

That's why I did a 3-4-3

[long fox]

Individual Brilliance FC, that's PSG for ya

[humble trench]

Musiala could replace muller

As cam

[half inlet]

Based on current form yea

[humble trench]

Team of individuals they gonna play like it

[half inlet]

Müller's age is starting to notice a lot

With injuries and all

I love him tho

[humble trench]

He still got it when he's fit which thankfully now he's back from injury

[glass otter]

W own mpaypal

[long fox]

That's the main difference between both teams. We play as a unit, they play as individuals

[humble trench]

Yeah

[glass otter]

4-2-4 thoughts

[half inlet]

Maybe yea

[humble trench]

The 2 being kimmich and goretzka I assume

[glass otter]

Davies de ligt ramos pavard

[humble trench]

Or kimmich and verrati?

[glass otter]

Goretzka kimmich

Neyney goat mbappe and messi

[humble trench]

Gk ofc neuer without a doubt

[glass otter]

Donnarumma

Jk

[humble trench]

Anyways I'm gonna go to bead I still have school tomorrow

GN

[glass otter]

Ok

[glass otter]

W

[long fox]

Lmfao

[humble trench]

we won the first round 2-1

nice

[long fox]

A delectable medley of footballing splendour

[glass otter]

Neuer scored

[humble trench]

ofcourse

[long fox]

Neuer brace

[glass otter]

And ulreich from the bench

[half inlet]

??????

[humble trench]

Clickbait lol

[half inlet]

First time in my life I hear the name of Benoît Badiashile not even kidding

I mean it's good since we have so many french players

They will get grouped and we will have no injuries

What do you think 🤔

[humble trench]

I agree

With that we have our backline figured out for the next +3 years

Unless something happens along the way

[half inlet]

Neymar's sister's birthday is 3 days before the 2nd leg

Is there any chance he will miss the game? 🧐

[peak oasis]

😭 😭

[humble trench]

Time to set this record straight

[humble trench]

Yes to tie and to win

[deft epoch]

Psg more wins

How?

Won 1 lost 1 last year

Won final before

Won 1 lost 1 ...sacking of ancelloti

[humble trench]

90s

We lost some games

[glass otter]

Has Ramos rlly Been that good

[tired prism]

Doesnt matter

[humble trench]

Yeah

What matters is winning the next two games

[tired prism]

Lmao

He's shit anyways so doesn't matter

I'm worried about Mbappe

And messi

[glass otter]

Upa ahead of ramos

[tired prism]

Musiala is way better than Bellingham

[glass otter]

I agre

[surreal cradle]

[glass otter]

4-0

[surreal cradle]

Its Ole Werner

I doubt it but I'd love it

[humble trench]

Sosa is leaving this winter

Idk if Bayern will go for him in the winter

Unless we have a big defensive crisis like the Davies potential torn ham string

[long fox]

Our defence will pocket him

[humble trench]

Is there a chance we sell Pavard this winter?

If he doesn't want to extend

[tired prism]

No

Maybe in the summer

I still think he'll stay tho

[humble trench]

Looking at our defense, idk if he wants to play RB for another 3 years lol

[humble trench]

Y?

[humble trench]

He wants to be the leader of defense and wants to start regularly as a CB

Which he isn't getting either

[humble trench]

Did he honestly think we was able to

Plus did you see how he reacted when he got benched 2 games in a row?

We’ve always had CBs a lot better than him. Even now, never in decades will he start over Upa or De Ligt

[humble trench]

I didn’t, actually

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1586868705677529093?t=YAiyCQnWj2AUPU9Vjkqy2A&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Benjamin Pavard did not expect to start on the bench in the last two games and is frustrated about it. The decision was not explained to him conclusively. Pavard is also unhappy because he doesn't have a regular role as CB, which he had hoped for this season [@Plettigoal]

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Twitter · Oct 30, 2022, 11:52 PM

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1586868708902948865?t=YAiyCQnWj2AUPU9Vjkqy2A&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Pavard was visibly annoyed in Sunday's training. He did not train at the highest level and was the first to go to the dressing room after training ended - without a word or a greeting past the coaching team. Julian Nagelsmann seemed visibly irritated by this scene [@Plettigoal]

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Twitter · Oct 30, 2022, 11:52 PM

I mean it's understandable why he's annoyed

But if he wants to start CB regularly, it seems he'll have to search in another club for that role

Yeah, maybe he should go back to France

He'd be good at PSG maybe

Their 2nd best CB

And we'd get good money from PSG

True true

[glass otter]

Yee

[proper wind]

im not 100% confident we'll win

like i wouldn't bet on it

but i believe in bayern

though it will most likely be a tight win

[long fox]

It will be tight, but we'll knock em out. 2nd leg's at home as well, it's bound for em to crumble under pressure

[proper wind]

inshallah

hernandez starts at lb today

[long fox]

Are line-ups out?

[humble trench]

Inshallah

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1590045939548717056

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Bremen:

Neuer © -
Mazraoui, Pavard, Upamecano, Hernández -
Kimmich, Goretzka -
Gnabry, Musiala, Mané -
Choupo-Moting

#MiaSanMia

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Twitter · Nov 8, 2022, 6:17 PM

[long fox]

MUSIALAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/jamal-musiala-musiala-fcb-fcbrbl-bayern20-gif-19814037

[proper wind]

2 goals in 10m?

whats happening

[long fox]

Choupo missed a pen

[proper wind]

just saw

mane injured

hopefully it's not a bad one

[long fox]

Gnabry

2-1

[atomic comet]

4-1 lol

[long fox]

Bruh

Gimme Brazil

[wise light]

Wow 4-1.

We looking amazing rn

[atomic comet]

i didn't tune in because i had to get a haircut and some lunch, but it is promising

[humble trench]

Bayern cooking

If Bayern are in good form, half of that transitions into the German squad

So Germany are looking good for the world cup

[long fox]

I feel bad for PSG if we keep this form up lmfao

[atomic comet]

nah this will only make them perform better though

[humble trench]

wtf is upa doing?

[long fox]

HT

[wise light]

Fantastic first half performance.

[long fox]

4-1

[wise light]

4-1

[long fox]

Fuckin bet

[wise light]

lol

Yeah that was a wierd one from Upa

Almost conceded a 2nd, got lucky the Werder player knew nothing about it.

But yeah its 4-1 and its well-deserved. A great, dominant, first half display.

Oh yeah and its helped by Dortmund bottiling it to Kovac

Damn all the former Bavarians are helping Bayern

[long fox]

I'm still a bit annoyed about that missed pen lmao

[wise light]

First Xabi Alonso, now Kovac...

[wise light]

Yeah Choupo would have gotten his goal. But don't you worry, he'll surely get it in the 2nd half.

He is on 🔥

[long fox]

And that stupid goal we conceded

[wise light]

Yeah but honestly, we all knew Bremen were probably gonna score 1 in this game

[atomic comet]

you may leave Bavaria, but the Bavaria never leaves you

[wise light]

yep

[long fox]

Borussia Bottlemund we call em

[wise light]

That was a very relaxing first half. Much better from the Hertha game. If we can play like we did in the 1st half every game, we can do anything this season

Disregarding the pen miss and Upamecano almost giving Bremen a free goal

ofc

[wise light]

lol

[humble trench]

?

[atomic comet]

Used to be with Bayern in some capacity, and are now helping them through other means

[humble trench]

ahhh

[atomic comet]

6:1

[long fox]

Gnabry got his hatty and Tel scored.... BEAUTIFUL

[atomic comet]

FT: 6:1

damn

[long fox]

No Brazil, we're finished

[atomic comet]

ikr? LOL

[humble trench]

tel goal
Mazraoui 2 assists
gnabry hattrick

musiala goal

feeling good

[long fox]

But nah, I fuckin love this team

[humble trench]

Gnabry turning back time to 2019

[long fox]

What a response to the 1-1 lmfaoo

[humble trench]

who needs lewa when he gets a red card anyways

😂

[long fox]

We took Bremen's equalizer personally

[half inlet]

ADAM AZNOU SHOULD PLAY AGAINST SCHALKE

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/goal/status/1590093291890315265?s=20&t=6IUQGAWjPCnnoIl3OISvbQ

GOAL (@goal)

Bayern Munich equal a club record by scoring at least four goals in four consecutive Bundesliga home games 💥

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Twitter · Nov 8, 2022, 9:25 PM

anyone here still nagelsmann out?

[half inlet]

We fr ran it back

Even the hattrick

[humble trench]

Ah man, that was a great season

I kinda miss Coutinho

Remember when James was at Bayern?

[half inlet]

Yea

I also remember his goal against Madrid

Late goal

[humble trench]

Man I miss them both

Really fun to see them play

[half inlet]

James was average overall

Imo

[humble trench]

Still liked him

[half inlet]

We've scored 80 goals this season 💀💀

[atomic comet]

imagine if Coutinho stayed...

[humble trench]

Across all comps?

[half inlet]

I think he was too expensive

[half inlet]

Yes

2nd is PSG

With 58

[atomic comet]

Well he was at Barca then so ofc

[half inlet]

💀💀

[humble trench]

Damn, we really never needed Lewy

[humble trench]

Ha

Buts

(I speak french i know it means ‚goals‘)

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/levels-corey-anderson-ufc-theres-level-to-this-gif-15503782

[half inlet]

Nooo Upa is dropping a stinker against Schalke you fcking bear

[humble trench]

Omg wtf 😭

We didn’t need Lewandowski

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1590273874176114688?t=LbVKZS-CEjiwDJpkE5deKA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

BREAKING: Sadio Mané will miss the World Cup, according to @lequipe

Twitter · Nov 9, 2022, 9:23 AM

[reef prairie]

well not a problem for Germany but still sad

[humble trench]

Idk if they'll get 2nd anymore

It's between them and ecuador but they still got a solid squad

[glass otter]

6-1 we own poland

[glass otter]

Aughhhhh

[long fox]

Bruh what? I thought it was only a "knock to his leg"

RIP Senegal

[glass otter]

Sarr carry

[humble trench]

VAMOS

[glass otter]

Ballon dor

[humble trench]

Like I already said, he’s the future of the club

[humble trench]

What a joke

I hate when players get injured RIGHT before a major international competition

[glass otter]

@half inlet barkans crying

[half inlet]

They got upset

[glass otter]

[long fox]

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1590357029914554368

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Matthijs de Ligt back with the team today [📸 @FCBayern]

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Twitter · Nov 9, 2022, 2:53 PM

👌

[humble trench]

Good

[tired prism]

When will Germany squad be announced?

[humble trench]

Friday I think

[reef prairie]

tomorrow

[humble trench]

Yeah tomorrow

[tired prism]

Ok

Mane will be fit for the bayern games after the wc right?

[humble trench]

Yes

[tired prism]

And those games against psg?

Cool

[humble trench]

He's sidelined for 3-4 weeks

[long fox]

January 20th's our first game after the WC, so yea lmfao

[tired prism]

L

Massive L for Senegal

[long fox]

2 months without Bayern ball.. that's depressing

[tired prism]

Muller will play in the wc

[tired prism]

Fr

[humble trench]

Bayern ball is German ball now

[tired prism]

Germany better have a good run

[humble trench]

Except our defense

[tired prism]

Muller will be rested against Schalke as well

To keep him fit for Qatar

[long fox]

Really hope Germany goes far this tournament. I'd love to see em win it, but Ion think that's happening lol

[tired prism]

Same

Wtf just got a notification from one football

Another L

Nmecha is out

[long fox]

I saw that

Germany and Canada takin lots of Ls recently

[tired prism]

World cup in November is a fucking disgrace

I hope some Brazilians get injured

Lmao

[tired prism]

France too

[humble trench]

Brazil manager doesn't know what he's doing either way

[tired prism]

Yeah chose richarlison over firmino

[humble trench]

Yep

[tired prism]

I really hope Brazil crumble

I hate them

[glass otter]

Poland taking Ls even without injuries

[humble trench]

Lol

[long fox]

You can always watch the 7-1 masterpiece lmfao

But yea, Ion like em too.. mainly cuz of their fans

[humble trench]

Serious question, who should Bayerns penalty taker be?

[humble trench]

I think Gnabry is currently our best penalty taker

[tired prism]

Lmao one of my best moments as a football fan

[glass otter]

Muller

[humble trench]

Muller

If not muller

Then Sane

Heck neuer could take pens

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1590625279172833280

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Marco Reus will miss the World Cup due to an ankle injury that will keep him sidelined for the upcoming weeks [@SkySportDE]

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Twitter · Nov 10, 2022, 8:39 AM

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-gif-5057861

[humble trench]

FFS

Everyone is getting injured

Every single player worth a damn