bayern-munich

[humble trench]

Ulreich isn't saving more than 1 shot

I hope he saves more than one

Inshallah goalkeeping

[long fox]

Muller and Goating to drop a hatty 0-6

[humble trench]

Inshallah

[long fox]

That's all I have to say, back to sleep I go

[humble trench]

Alright gn

[glass otter]

You're a donut

[peak oasis]

i dont want it to happen i just think it will

[humble trench]

Since when did bayern fans think

We know we will win inshallah

[long fox]

Damn, I thought Thogden was the only one braindead enough to make that prediction.. apart from the whole Barca fanbase that is lmfao

[peak oasis]

LET US HOPE

WE CAN BEAT THEY ASS

i hope i didnt jinx

[humble trench]

Last game we played wasn't jinxed so maybe this won't be as well

[long fox]

That's the spirit

[peak oasis]

🤩

[humble trench]

2-8

[proper wind]

for bayern inshallah

[long fox]

Inshallah

[verbal hawk]

Nervous as hell man

[long fox]

I'm more nervous about the Inter game if anything lmfao

[humble trench]

Same

Yeah inter have been preforming lately

[proper wind]

inter in front

barca to europa league here we go inshallah

[long fox]

2-0

[glass otter]

W

E

Even if Barca win against us and Inter dont

Barca lose cuz h2h i think

[long fox]

Yea

We need that 1st place tho, so let's do what we do best and own Barka one more time

[proper wind]

inshallah we win

i dont expect a clean sheet but i do expect a good win

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1585325738810449920

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Barcelona:

Ulreich -
Mazraoui, Upamecano, de Ligt, Davies -
Kimmich ©, Goretzka -
Gnabry, Musiala, Mané -
Choupo-Moting

#MiaSanMia

Twitter · Oct 26, 2022, 5:41 PM

What are we sayin?

[proper wind]

scoretzka starts

i love to see that

[long fox]

Maz starts

[proper wind]

yeah thats cool

[long fox]

He changed the last game against Barca

[proper wind]

yeah

[long fox]

Choupo GOATing also starts

[proper wind]

choupo goating starts too, im looking forward to another goal tonight inshallah

is sane still injured?

[long fox]

Ion see Barca's main owner himself tho.. Muller

[long fox]

He'll be back for Inter most likely

[proper wind]

ah good

[proper wind]

musiala starts tho so its cool

[long fox]

Name: FC Barcelona
Missing: September 13th 🗓
Characteristics: Trophylessness, Bankruptcy, Stripping in Europe, Hyping flops.
Possible Locations: Copa Del Rey headquarters
Last seen: Bottling the Europa League

⚠️ Warning! Afraid of big teams!⚠️

[proper wind]

barca's daddy will prolly be subbed on either on halftime or in the 15mins afterwards

[long fox]

Deffo didn't copy paste that

[proper wind]

im guessing he'll come on for gnabry or mané but i really want these two to have a good game, especially mane

[proper wind]

i dont care, it's perfect

barca are playing alex balde LB and bellerin at RB

our wingers are gonna have a good time on the wings hopefully

but is alex balde good? ive never watched his games

[long fox]

Yea, he's pretty good. No Araujo tho

[proper wind]

oh

they're playing alonso CB

[long fox]

3-0 Inter, you love to see it

[proper wind]

yep

the suits are drippy asf

[long fox]

Aaand it's 4

[atomic comet]

there we have it

[long fox]

Even Lakaka scored

[glass otter]

Lakaka

Doodoodoo doo doodoodoo

[atomic comet]

to be fair Lukaku needed that goal

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/na-na-na-hey-hey-hey-goodbye-gif-13302020

[glass otter]

Suuuuuu

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-thats-all-over-done-bye-gif-5492174

[glass otter]

Yo Vortex wanna join #premier-league

Barca conversation happening there

[long fox]

Sure

I got my prediction spot on, thanks Lakaka

[glass otter]

#1034899677121884200

Attack

[atomic comet]

MANEEEEE

[verbal hawk]

SADIOOO

[proper wind]

MANEEEEE

[raven otter]

CHIOUPO

[atomic comet]

YES

[humble trench]

de ligt is goated ❤️

[long fox]

0-2 at HT

Nice nice

Could've been 3

[proper wind]

yesh

you guys think that was a clean tackle by de ligt?

[long fox]

Has Ulreich made any good saves? I ain't watchin

[proper wind]

cleared a good corner delivery but other than that he hasnt had any work to do

our defense is fantastic mashallah

really helping ulteich out here

[long fox]

Nice

[proper wind]

choupo is on fire

[long fox]

Let's get at least one more to completely kill off the game

[proper wind]

inshallah

I'll go to sleep i think

its midnight over here and i got school tomorrow

i hope barca doesnt make a comeback

inshallah they won't

[long fox]

Thogden lookin like a proper moron rn, thinkin Barca will pull off some sort of a miracle

[atomic comet]

GNABRY

offside

[glass otter]

@glass otter

[humble trench]

Barca playing without hope lol

No reason to play tbh since already in europa

[glass otter]

Which best current XI players arent world class

[humble trench]

yeah

insane game for him again

[long fox]

0 shots on target

Yikes lmfaooo

Pavard

0-3

[atomic comet]

PAVARD

[long fox]

Aaaand it's all over

Another ownage of Barca

[humble trench]

Should've been 5-0 maybe

Pavard making sure Barca fans know they going to Europa

de ligt best signing

no jome

joke

Yes he is good

We have like 3 world class defenders

[long fox]

Today's a great day

Top of the group, clean sheet, owned Barca again.... Wunderbar

[wise light]

Nice one

[wise light]

Great way to say it.

And this is without Leroy Sane playing. Choupo-Moting has been class.

5 goals in 4. Fantastic.

We need to start him every game.

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1585378220672577536?s=20&t=Vw4coYRqHt0PFZr6N-XpuA

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Julian Nagelsmann is the first coach in Champions League history to win four games against Barcelona [Opta]

Likes

963

Retweets

114

Twitter · Oct 26, 2022, 9:09 PM

[wise light]

Lol

[long fox]

I'm absolutely lovin the defence this season. We haven't had that in ages

[minor sun]

tic tac tic tac

[wise light]

It's been great. Sven Ulreich may well've been a spectator tonight

[peak oasis]

BRO I FUCKING SLEPT

NOOOOO

I MISSED THE GAME

HOLY SHIT THOUGH

3-0

I WAS SO WRONG

[minor sun]

he is now accepting apologies

[humble trench]

Kimmich searching for a Barca shot on target

Deserved

But can't forget all 3 assists Gnabry provided this game

Insane from the whole team

[mint lagoon]

😂

[wise light]

I would've given it to Gnabry, but de Ligt was a strong candidate. Definetly deserved for him if he was to get it.

Financially speaking, Barca are in a huge hole. So glad we didn't lose to that absolutely terrible monetary spending team cuz that would've been an embarrassment for us. Shows that if you run your finances properly, you will win either in the short or long run or both.

[wise light]

🤣

They were crap. People underestimate us so much. Especially in the UCL.

And to think they were a favorite to win the UCL and they were favorites to win this match. Have the betting companies lost their minds? Just look at the head to head records for crying out loud, 16-2 since 2 years ago only coming into today's match... 19-2 coming out of it 🤣

[atomic comet]

People never learn do they?

[wise light]

One of my friends told me to not expect a win in this match vs Barcelona

And I'm like what are you on about

Look at the head to head records, look at where Barca will be mentally once Inter beat Plzen, which they did win, and comfortably 4-0. Pedri admitted that it was hard for Barca to compete with Bayern due to the Inter result and because we are a strong team.

Exactly what I thought was gonna happen. Barca would lose all motivation to compete in this match cuz of an Inter win

And they gave up. They were terrible today.

So much for the Camp Nou being a fortress 🤣

Oh yeah and Choupo-Moting has had more goals than Lewa across these two games, and Choupo played in 1 not both.

1-0 🤣. Choupo-Goating > Lewanwhoski

Anyways, enough of bantering Barca, they have enough shit to worry about. Onto Mainz now!

[atomic comet]

I mentioned this on Twitter but it seemed like Robert Lewandowski got a nice taste of karma as he wanted to leave Bayern to go and join Barcelona

To only then lose to Bayern twice in the same group and score a grand total of 0 goals while doing so

[wise light]

exactly

[wise light]

Barcelona summed up:

[mint lagoon]

Don't we just love harrassing irrational barca fans

[verbal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/i-prefer-not-to-speak-jose-mourinho-tottenham-gif-19801391

[verbal hawk]

[glass otter]

This ez

[glass otter]

It not that Lewandowski ghosted

Our defence the best itw

[humble trench]

Fr

[half inlet]

@humble trench bro i watched every goal live i feel blessed

Bayern fans zone was screaming "MESSI MESSI MESSI"

Even I did it

[humble trench]

How was it man

[half inlet]

Bro it was awesome

[humble trench]

Also lmao who started the messi thing

[half inlet]

After Choupo's goal everyone was screaming his name

And SUPER BAYERN SUPER BAYERN

[half inlet]

Idk but everyone followed

[humble trench]

Imo I heard bayern fans more than barca fans

[half inlet]

And we did this hand movement like praying a god

Idk how to describe it

[humble trench]

One day I gotta go to a bayern game in the ucl

[half inlet]

Bro Davies played like crazy

Every time he won the ball or dribbled someone we went crazy

[humble trench]

Bro should be a winger

Plays like one lmao

[half inlet]

He cant finish tho

We have Coman dw

[humble trench]

Yea

[glass otter]

Disrespect to chupo for comparing him to messi

[half inlet]

Nono

I meant Choupo's name

[glass otter]

Ok

[half inlet]

And it's funny because no one screamed Mané's name or Pavard's

[glass otter]

Cuz chupo is Messi but good

We have 1 defeat this season and called finished
Shows how good we are

[humble trench]

Fr

[half inlet]

The pic has been updated for yall

[long fox]

Ayo, we're such shithousers. I fuckin love it lmfao

[peak oasis]

why were we chanting that thoguh

[long fox]

Cuz we love trolling

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1585576902743494656

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Barcelona have failed to register a shot on target for the third time in the Champions League - 2 of those were against Bayern (0-3 yesterday and 0-3 in 2021) [@2010MisterChip]

Likes

920

Twitter · Oct 27, 2022, 10:19 AM

[peak oasis]

bruh i hate barcelona fans
now they are like "this year europa league is much better than champions league"

tweets like this

make me so fucking mad

[humble trench]

It's like a man talking to himself in an empty room

It's just sad now

Still sometimes funny

[long fox]

Let em cope

[glass otter]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1585676820204163072?t=jSHo2q05Ohd-nX-b5Mq4vA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern chef Alfons Schuhbeck has been sentenced to three years and two months in prison and a fine of over €1m for tax evasion. Schuhbeck was proven guilty of falsifying the daily income of his two Munich restaurants "Orlando" and "Südtiroler Stuben" in the years 2009 to 2015

Likes

537

Twitter · Oct 27, 2022, 4:56 PM

We starve

[humble trench]

Dw

We can beat barca and inter without lunch

[glass otter]

Yes

[long fox]

And again lmfao

[proper wind]

lmao

neuer is out for inter as well

but its okay we secured the top of the group

[humble trench]

We really need to bring Nubel next season

[long fox]

Muller out for tomorrow's game too. Damn, this guy can't catch a break

Good thing it's a home game against Mainz and then a meaningless game against Inter

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/levels-corey-anderson-ufc-theres-level-to-this-gif-15503782

[tender wadi]

Istg as a barca fan can relate

[verbal hawk]

Not if you're from Malmö 😭

[wise light]

Of course. They always like to play down the situations they get put into. Their finances and now the Champions League vs Europa League.

[wise light]

[wise light]

Yes. Extremely irrational. They thought, guaranteed, that they'd beat Bayern, probably ever since the 8-2 game. They've been wrong every time cuz in reality, they're shit on the big stage and they can't admit that fact.

Can't wait to see Sturm Graz vs Barcelona 🤣

Ez win for Sturm in that one. (Btw for people who don't know who Sturm Graz is, they are some random ass team from Austria who are somehow second in their EL group with Feyenoord, Lazio, and Midtjylland in there)

[humble trench]

This can't be real lol

[humble trench]

MATCH DAYYYYY

[long fox]

Barca fan doin Barca fan tings

[peak oasis]

i lost an inter school tournament 7-0

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1586333525628059648

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Mainz:

Ulreich -
Mazraoui, Upamecano, de Ligt, Davies -
Kimmich ©, Goretzka -
Gnabry, Musiala, Mané -
Choupo-Moting

#MiaSanMia

Twitter · Oct 29, 2022, 12:25 PM

[humble trench]

Same lineup against Barca then

[verbal hawk]

The tifo

[proper wind]

5th min

1 - 0

🤩

[long fox]

Ayeeee

Gnabry

[raven otter]

Gnabry is a beast

[long fox]

I didn't even know the game started lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/the-flintstones-fred-flintstone-happy-gif-23347872

[proper wind]

the entire team is the beast

bayern best club itw

[humble trench]

if hernandez is back, and we need a midfielder, i would love to see de ligt play there

as a defensive midfielder

[proper wind]

has he ever played there before?

[humble trench]

idk, dont think so, but i dont think he would be bad there

what do we think about osimhen as new striker?

[proper wind]

ive never watched him play but I've heard good things about him

idk anything about him tho

[humble trench]

Same

If he doesn't cost over 65M we could get him

If the board wants him

hes young

hes fast

like our tean

team

That could also be said about Vlahovic yet Bayern have no interest

contract until 2025 tho

[proper wind]

thing is salihamidzic already said bayern dont plan on signing anyone in the next transfer window

in the winter

[humble trench]

Musialaaa

2-0

[proper wind]

2 - 0?

just when i shut off my tv they score

[humble trench]

Lol

[proper wind]

but lets go 2 nil

[humble trench]

JESUS

Musiala

😍

[long fox]

Goatiala

Doin goat things

[raven otter]

True

[proper wind]

muller in the stands

[long fox]

We cookin

[proper wind]

mane missed the ball and posed like superman 😭

[humble trench]

😭

[long fox]

Who are Union playin next?

[humble trench]

Gladbach

[humble trench]

He will be back for inter inshallah

[humble trench]

Inshallah a tie

Or a loss

Please gladbach

Please

[proper wind]

what a pass from davies

[long fox]

3-1 bruh

Wrong ping

[humble trench]

Lol

[humble trench]

4-1

[long fox]

Goretzka

Wait, is De Ligt injured?

[deft epoch]

Just get in Kane

Tottenham are a meme

[long fox]

De Ligt better not be fuckin injured

[deft epoch]

Starting choupo suddenly makes attack click

[humble trench]

5-1

[long fox]

Tel, I got what I wanted

[humble trench]

5-2

[long fox]

6-2

This game lmfao

Make it 8

We top of the league again, now Gladbach.. be useful for once in your worthless lives lmfao

[humble trench]

Yeah at least tie

[long fox]

Choupo szn

[wise light]

Choupo-Goating

Union at home tomorrow vs Gladbach. We can hope for a draw but its hard for a team to go to Union and draw/win.

[wise light]

Tel is incredible.

[wise light]

Seems like all we needed was a striker. We got good depth there rn thanks to Choupo and Tel. Hopefully we can extend Choupo and Hernandez' contract.

Worried about de Ligt, praying to god hes alright as hes been class for us. Makes our defense 100x better.

He says that he will only be out for Inter. Hopefully hes right and its not more serious than that. We can't afford to lose another player.

[deft epoch]

Well it would be better if Bayern poached Kane or get lewy back till Tel becomes fully ready

[proper wind]

he really is, some more play time and development and he will for sure follow in musiala's footsteps and establish himself at such a young age

[proper wind]

100 mil????

[glass otter]

Why are people saying mane flop 😡

His numbers arent even bad

[humble trench]

Tf......

For felix

?

[glass otter]

Chupo moting clear

[humble trench]

Nahhhh

No way

Fake news lmao

[glass otter]

Yes way

Chupo goat

[humble trench]

No as in no way we wanted felix

[glass otter]

Oh

[half inlet]

My XI against Inter

[humble trench]

We're about to play our defense against plzen but against inter

Except davies is here so no worries

[glass otter]

Yes

[half inlet]

I said "my xi" but I just stole it from twitter cuz I agree with the line up

[glass otter]

Kimmich celebration > midri celebration

[proper wind]

fr

i put it as my wallpaper it looks hot

[glass otter]

Yes

[humble trench]

Kimmich looking at the time

[peak oasis]

🥶

[humble trench]

It's 8:02 (joke)

[glass otter]

1:14

Mans at midnight

[humble trench]

Nah it's PM

Only place with 1 AM rn is Alaska

Unless he is from Alaska lol

[proper wind]

nah

pm rn

i dont use 24h clock

does this look familiar lmao

[mint lagoon]

Where'd u get it, ima out it as my wp as well

[humble trench]

I'll do it as well lol

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1586662110293102592?t=cXCXtJmsrKiHHhiFlJyweA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Benjamin Pavard was the first player to leave the dressing room yesterday and first player to leave the pitch today. He had a 'frustrated' training performance and no eye contact with the coaches. There are no talks over a potential new contract as things stand [@Plettigoal]

Likes

1052

Twitter · Oct 30, 2022, 10:11 AM

Seems like Pavard is leaving next summer

Hope not but Mazraoui is just better than him at RB and at CB he's like 4th choice

[peak oasis]

@long fox my answer is bayern

[wise light]

Hopefully he plays that formation

Good news, Sane back in training according to a video from Bayern's twitter. He came onto the Säbener Straße's training pitches with the substitutes. Maybe he'll get some mins against Inter? If so, he might fully play against Hertha. Great to see he's back already: https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/1586653412506099712

FC Bayern Munich (@FCBayernEN)

Morning, lads! 🌞👋

#MiaSanMia

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Twitter · Oct 30, 2022, 9:37 AM

Has anyone talked about the absurd surplus of pigeons in our game yesterday? They were seemingly having their own battles across the length of the pitch. They also took breaks a lot, Ex: To watch Sadio Mane miss his pen and score on the 2nd attempt (He must have been distracted by the pigeons which is why he missed the pen), to watch the game with the best seats in the house (on the pitch).

[wise light]

Mane looked much better yesterday

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1586677864719650817

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Matthijs de Ligt completed a regeneration session with the rest of his teammates indoors today. Nothing serious was detected after yesterday's game, but the Dutchman looks set to be given a rest against Inter [@Koch_AZ]

Likes

1009

Twitter · Oct 30, 2022, 11:14 AM

Thank fuckin god

That's a big sigh of relief

[wise light]

Sadio Mané vs. Mainz 05

76 minutes played
1 goal
2 assists
6 key passes
3 big chances created
1 penalty won
Scorer every 25,3 minutes

[humble trench]

People don't understand it's different for every player to accommodate to a new place

Haaland already looks like he's been playing in the prem for some time with his stats, but others like mane and nunez just need more time

People hated on Sabitzer during his 1st year at Bayern but this season he's looked really good

I swear only fans on twitter hate any player for 1 mistake they make or 1 bad game they play

[glass otter]

Less goals than games Hes flop

6th dimension logic from Lremier peague lans

[wise light]

YESSSS

GLADBACH SCORED

0-1 34'

Just a couple mins after an Union disallowed goal, Gladbach strike! 1-0 Gladbach. Bayern top rn.

[long fox]

Kackbach

[humble trench]

Let's go gladbach

[wise light]

0-1 HT

Finally for once they're (currently) helping Bayern, not hurting them.

[long fox]

There's still a 2nd half to go, don't say that. Gladbach are still Gladbach lmfao

[wise light]

I said currently.

And its still 0-1

75'

Well, that lasted long. 1-1.

[long fox]

Nice

Fuckin jinxed it

[wise light]

Remind me not to say anything.

Fuckin hell. Union Berlin at home are a monster. 2-1.

[long fox]

Gladbach doin Gladbach things

[wise light]

Goal chopped off. Remains 1-1.

[long fox]

Nvm

Gladbach, we love you

[glass otter]

augggggh

WHY NOT WIN CACKBACH

[long fox]

+6

fuck off

[glass otter]

union doing a leicester the real madrid version

[long fox]

Lock off da ting blud

[glass otter]

da ting

sign da ting aubamebloodclaatyang

gol

fuck u not glad bach

[wise light]

Gladbach lose it late on.

[glass otter]

@long fox

[wise light]

2-1 90+7'

[long fox]

Are you serious fam?

[humble trench]

you should never talk again

[long fox]

I thought it was 6 minutes injury time

[wise light]

FT.

[long fox]

Gladbach, I hope you get fuckin nuked

[glass otter]

bro are you serious right naew bro

[wise light]

Gladbach hate Bayern. They were never gonna do it.

[long fox]

Damn, Gladbach can hurt us without even playing us

[wise light]

Onto Leverkusen for Union. Union got lucky today, someone will beat them at some point.

[long fox]

Union can fuck off too, annoying lil terrorism turds

[glass otter]

bitches

[wise light]

I mean they lost to Bochum sooo

[long fox]

Fuckin Union, they never drop points at home

[wise light]

They did to us at least

[humble trench]

Broo

[glass otter]

cancel their home games for the rest of the season

SIUUUUUUU

[wise light]

Let's just all agree on this right now. Never rely on Gladbach for any good result for Bayern.

[long fox]

Both teams deserve to get nuked

Pieces of shit

[glass otter]

bochum clear

[long fox]

Bochum are Gs

[wise light]

Anyways, it just means we need to continue doing our job. Hertha next in the Buli. Must-win.

[long fox]

Hertha, then Bremen, then Scheiße... don't seem too bad

[wise light]

yeah.

[proper wind]

.

[humble trench]

Thanks

[proper wind]

sure

[verbal hawk]

"if i was in a room with union, hitler and bin laden, and i had a gun with 2 bullets, i would shoot union twice" -some wise man in the office

[long fox]

And what about Gladbach?

[verbal hawk]

choke them out

[glass otter]

Kill them before entering the room

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1587022820831383552

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Lucas Hernández is back in team training

Likes

1271

Twitter · Oct 31, 2022, 10:05 AM

[humble trench]

Good

Good

Very good indeed

[humble trench]

Hopefully he gets some mins against Bremen or Schalke

[humble trench]

Yes

[long fox]

Yes

[glass otter]

Yes

[humble trench]

Yes

[half inlet]

Yes

[tender wadi]

Yes

[humble trench]

MATCH DAYYY

[humble trench]

I predict a 3-2 win

[humble trench]

Mine is 3-1

Then again, yet to see the lineup

Or even a clean sheet

But it looks pretty obvious Nagelsmann is gonna rotate

[humble trench]

Is de ligt completely out

[humble trench]

Yea

[humble trench]

He's given a rest

He'll be back against Hertha

Ah alright

[humble trench]

Good same with muller?

Idk about Muller

Maybe he'll play in 2nd half if he's not sick still

I hope he does

Nvm

@humble trench here's the list of players out

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1587101203640582147?t=X42RPfpKeDw9Ii4j-M3uCQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Out of tomorrow's game:

Bayern:
• Manuel Neuer
• Thomas Müller
• Leroy Sané
• Lucas Hernández
• Matthijs de Ligt
• Bouna Sarr

Inter:
• Romelu Lukaku
• Marcelo Brozović
• Danilo D'Ambrosio

#FCBINT

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Twitter · Oct 31, 2022, 3:16 PM

[humble trench]

Dang

I have trust in our attack and midfield but Pavard CB and Ulreich GK idk

[humble trench]

Idk why pavard I'd unhappy

He a regular at RB isn't that good enough for him

Recently his place is being taken over by Mazraoui

With the last 2 matches we played Mazraoui started over Pavard

I get why he would be unhappy, played out of position for 3 years, was promised a permanent CB position in the team this summer but then we got De Ligt, but acting like this won't help him out or the team

And it would make sense for him to leave next summer since he wants to be the leader of defense and always start matches

[humble trench]

If he leaves atleast we won't be lacking

In defence

Hope we can get at least 30M from some prem league team

[humble trench]

Yeah we could use it to get another lb

We only have Davies and hernandez and we want hernandez back up cb

[humble trench]

And play Stanisic RB

[humble trench]

I think mazroui would be better and rb

Yes, but I mean he could be RB sub

Since RB is his best position

[humble trench]

Yeah true

It'd be funny if we got Theo Hernández at LB

We could always play kimmich at cb if we had alot if injuries ya know

[humble trench]

Hernandez brothers lmao

Already got the chemistry

Fr

And we'd play Davies as LM

[humble trench]

Davies I think could play lw lmao

He does for Canada I think

[glass otter]

You ruined it 😡

Best fanbase itw

[humble trench]

Yes

[glass otter]

They dont gotta worry

We do

I say 2-0 Bayern

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1587367973362204672

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

If they beat Inter tonight, it will be the third time Bayern have finished the group with a full haul of 18 points after 2019/20 and last season. No team has ever achieved this feat three times. Real Madrid are the only other club besides Bayern to have done so twice. #FCBINT

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Twitter · Nov 1, 2022, 8:56 AM

We're massive

[humble trench]

Fr

Yalla we can beat intermilan

To secure that record

Hope so

Bayern fans don't hope we know

That's what's different about Bayern

Because we know that inshallah we will beat inter

[humble trench]

W insta

people commenting on Huitema's pic with her new bf

[glass otter]

W

[glass otter]

7 ppl upvoted

most arent bayern fans

i was right we best fans

[humble trench]

bayern winning today??

Yes

[long fox]

Yes

[humble trench]

nice i placed a bet :))

[half inlet]

We have our line up

Imma miss Champions League football

[half inlet]

In fotmob they put a 4231 but I bet it's a 433

Like this

[surreal cradle]

😭

Lets go for full marks

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1587517425548935172?s=46&t=TFf4rUXWsJS30f2kzaRgcw

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Benjamin Pavard was caught driving under the influence of alcohol around 6 weeks ago after a Bayern home game. Pavard's blood alcohol content (BAC) was well over 0.08. Two days after the incident, Pavard was called to Salihamidžić's office and fined a high five-digit sum [@BILD]

Twitter · Nov 1, 2022, 6:50 PM

[half inlet]

Our full squad for today

[half inlet]

Tf

[humble trench]

gravenberch

W

[half inlet]

Maybe we'll get to see Marusić or Janitzek

Tbh I don't even know them but they are both defenders for the second team

I also want to see Ibra and Wanner

And Tel

[half inlet]

Predictions?

Mine is 3-0

[humble trench]

Same

3-0 inshallah

[long fox]

2-0 just like last time

or 3-1

One of those

[half inlet]

We can only be scored by that Plzen superteam

[long fox]

Speakin of Plzen, they finna spank Barca today

[half inlet]

Man I wish

[long fox]

1-0

Pavard

[proper wind]

nah ffs

anyone but barca

[minor sun]

stanisic is such a blessing to have, capable of playing RB, CB, LB, in a back 3 or 4. it really helps us with rotation as he can shift position to position mid game like going LB to CB today to allow upamecano some rest.

[long fox]

Choupo GOATING

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-gif-5057861

[half inlet]

Who do we want

If it's not Leipzig it's Shakhtar

[humble trench]

Knowing how corrupt fifa is

Liverpool get madrid or us

For obvious known reasons

I want anyone honestly

If we're the best, we have to prove it by beating every single club like Madrid did last season

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carrell-well-said-alright-good-job-wink-gif-14587830

[humble trench]

True lmao

If we weren't to get pool though I think we would probably get benifica

Or a club like that

[humble trench]

🙏

[humble trench]

jeez

[humble trench]

When did that happen

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia_en/status/1587745694709911552

Bayern & Die Mannschaft (@iMiaSanMia_en)

Benjamin Pavard's 'Dab' celebration against Inter was a tribute to American rapper Takeoff, who was shot dead the night before the game

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Twitter · Nov 2, 2022, 9:57 AM

Benji really dabbed on em lmfao

[humble trench]

Lmaooooo

Dab to pay respects

https://tenor.com/view/d-se-dab-nick-india-dab-dabbing-nick-gif-20171199

[humble trench]

idk

[glass otter]

Got the score right

[glass otter]

What is that

[wise light]

Well that was easy

As someone said at the start of the group stage, the only reason our group was the group of death is because we were in it.

[long fox]

We're the Grim Reaper

[humble trench]

Exactly lmao

[glass otter]

https://twitter.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1587862210654740480?s=46&t=ZceeuJDw4iotcr6TVHuUmA

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Manchester United are interested in signing Eric Choupo-Moting from Bayern Munich as a replacement for Cristiano Ronaldo.

(Source: Express)

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Twitter · Nov 2, 2022, 5:40 PM

[surreal cradle]

Bayern Halloween

[glass otter]

the 3rd one is cool costume

[humble trench]

Lmao Davies should have dressed up as roadrunner

[surreal cradle]

[glass otter]

de ligt should have been a wall

[humble trench]

Yeah

[half inlet]

Bayern's possible opponents in the Champions League Round of 16:

Liverpool 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Brugge 🇧🇪
AC Milan 🇮🇹
Paris Saint-Germain 🇫🇷

[humble trench]

Psg are biggest bottlers up there with city in the UCL

Same but most likely Liverpool

Either in ro16 or quarters

[half inlet]

I wish we get Brugge ngl

[long fox]

Brugge or AC Milan

[humble trench]

Psg or liverpool

Get the tough teams out 1st

Dark horses usually don't make it past semi finals these days

[long fox]

Damn, AC Milan got a pretty damn good record against us

[humble trench]

So did Inter playing us at home

Either way those matches were back when italian and brazilian legends were still playing

Like maldini, nesta, pirlo, cafu, kaká

[wise light]

AC Milan, Brugge, PSG, or Liverpool

[wise light]

I'd like Brugge just because we don't know how we're gonna be playing after the World Cup and PSG are a team that are capable of playing really well while Brugge, are Brugge.

[onyx vapor]

i prefer napoli

[wise light]

We can't get napoli

[onyx vapor]

oh yeah they're top of the group

id like to face them anyways

maybe quarter finals or smth

[humble trench]

Yeah eliminate a big team early

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1587929431871324160?t=OvaLjfEotAS7Wrl2we_oUA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Countries represented in the Champions League Round of 16:

🇩🇪 4
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 4
🇮🇹 3
🇵🇹 2
🇪🇸 1
🇫🇷 1
🇧🇪 1

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Twitter · Nov 2, 2022, 10:07 PM

La liga is finished lol

[humble trench]

when will our opponents be good 😩😩

[half inlet]

PSG aint good enough?

[humble trench]

nahhh

we will crush them

(i hope)

Psg can't beat benfica twice lol

And went 4-3 against an unknown french team

[glass otter]

I can feel in my veins we get a small club and we get called farmers

So watch us get liverpool

[humble trench]

40%

[humble trench]

Brujas?

Brugge

ahh

mane is gonna show them the big club

Mane will turn into prime Messi / Ronaldo / R9 when he plays on Anfield

Don't forget how Lewa played against Bayern

Not saying Mane will be bad but maybe the emotions will impact his performances

[humble trench]

Trueee

But Mane is the African king 👑

[humble trench]

Best LB itw

[humble trench]

Definitely

[glass otter]

Yes

Clear of pancelo

[tired prism]

We're getting brugge in the r16

Mark my words

[tired prism]

And pobertson

[glass otter]

yes

[half inlet]

Neuer comeback in 2 days

[half inlet]

Thats how you say it in spanish lol

I'm used to saying "el brujas"

[humble trench]

ahhh

[humble trench]

we say brugge

[half inlet]

Yea ik

[humble trench]

In Arabic people usually pronounce it as (brooge)

[atomic comet]

I’m late to this conversation, but I wouldn’t mind playing Club Brugge to see 3 Canadians in the tie (Davies, Larin, Buchanan) but that’s just me

[humble trench]

i want all the Bundesliga clubs in the semi finals

just to shut those "farmers League" kiddos

[long fox]

Fat chance! You know how Mememund and Leipshit are lmao

[humble trench]

Not even top 3

Theo is

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1588188438536523776 oof

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Timo Werner will miss the World Cup with an ankle ligament injury

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Twitter · Nov 3, 2022, 3:16 PM

[glass otter]

https://tenor.com/view/that-tastes-like-promotion-promotion-taste-beer-celebrate-gif-23005531

[glass otter]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[humble trench]

Feel bad for Werner

[humble trench]

Yeah

[dusk sable]

we gotta start havertz lmao

[humble trench]

Havertz is a better ST than Werner

Werner is better on wings

[humble trench]

Idk if we need havertz in this team that's the thing

A better option is Kane

I'm my honest opinion

He meant germany world cup

He wants to leave
Great striker

[humble trench]

Ohh

My bad lmao

Lol

Yeah no way we getting havertz

Wirtz all the way this summer

If he's still performing after that injury

Yeah

[glass otter]

#bundesliga

talk about germany in german league

not german team

[humble trench]

We def gotta get wertz

For the long term

Great striker

Is German

So chemistry with other Germans will be good

Muller replacement

[glass otter]

for byaern

the better bayer

[humble trench]

Already 160M if we count 90M kane and 65M wirtz

Maybe we can get for cheaper like always

[humble trench]

Yeah

[humble trench]

Money isn't a problem for us we don't even have any debt

If we take more eventually we gonna pay it off

[glass otter]

we dont need kane

english tax

not that good

[humble trench]

Fair yeah but what other options are there

[glass otter]

nothing

eric chupo mothing clear

[humble trench]

Exactly and we still need a striker

[glass otter]

no

him injured can do it alone

[humble trench]

In all seriousness though choupo probably won't continue this streak

I'd rather have another striker in case choupo gets injured

[glass otter]

https://tenor.com/view/best-cry-ever-cry-sad-face-sad-crying-crybaby-gif-12364585

[humble trench]

And I'm not expecting Tel to start every game if choupo is injured lol

[humble trench]

^

[glass otter]

arkadiusz milik

[humble trench]

Kane isn't that old ya know he is still 30 he would be good for us 4 seasons

Great striker knows how to play

And is well known for what he can do

Scoring penalties?

Jk

[glass otter]

passing

[humble trench]

Lmao yeah fair enough that and passing

[glass otter]

but slow as fuck

[humble trench]

Pressing

[glass otter]

every cb in bundesliga is fast

[humble trench]

No matter if he is slow sane and Davies are fast enough

[glass otter]

except hummels

[glass otter]

yes

[humble trench]

Anyways winning the ucl this year inshallah

Time to start talking about it seriously

We also need a LB backup if Pavard leaves

Are we capable of winning it

Any ideas?

[humble trench]

We could get this new defender out of gladbach

Forgot his name

[long fox]

We are, hopefully injuries don't fuck it all up like every year

[glass otter]

he wouldnt

not when hes finally good

[humble trench]

Yeah that's the biggest issue rn injuries

We need to be careful of them

[long fox]

A healthy and full Bayern can beat anyone

[glass otter]

of course

were the best team itw

cuz when were 2nd were shit

[humble trench]

Not when he's getting benched by Mazraoui

[humble trench]

The life of a Bayern doctor or nurse must be harder than the players lmao

So much pressure on them

[glass otter]

pavard got scared

finally became good

[humble trench]

Tbf he's always been good

[glass otter]

true

but

not as much as rn

but he doesnt get g+a which lrem fans care about when its bayern

[humble trench]

But I just don't see him staying when he clearly wants to play CB and be the leader of defense

[humble trench]

If we sold him then

Good riddance

If he wants to stay and get a role at starting RB

Good for him

40M to united lmao

We have other options of decence

[glass otter]

ykw

mane striker gigachad

[humble trench]

When Hernandez is back we can have him on sub

[glass otter]

lets only get wirtz cuz i cant build a bayern team with every world class player

mane will find form

surely

[humble trench]

Offside is not his friend when at ST

Idek why we stopped using 4-2-2-2

[glass otter]

cuz hes playing under actual refs

not at farmprems league

[humble trench]

True

But if we win UCL we surely spending on more than just Wirtz

Same goes if we lose in ro16 which I hope not

[glass otter]

this team wins prem undefeated

[humble trench]

The bench also stacked

[glass otter]

yes

wins ucl undefeated too

[humble trench]

I see it happening

[glass otter]

wait i was joking

[humble trench]

Who would we even lose to?

Man city maybe if they have haaland

[glass otter]

real madrid

our owners

[humble trench]

We going to break that curse like the inter home one

I hope for a Madrid Bayern final

The 2 biggest clubs itw against each other for UCL trophy

[humble trench]

Yeah 2 best clubs in Europe

[glass otter]

yes

whos barka

[humble trench]

Exactly lmao

[glass otter]

were not farmers league

the rest just suck

[humble trench]

Barca won't be good for a couple years

Idek if they'll exist by 2025

[dusk sable]

we need to buy haalands cousin

[humble trench]

Yeah get him into academy

[dusk sable]

when does comans contract end?

i know he got a good number of years left in him

[glass otter]

5 years

[humble trench]

Yeah most of our players 26/27

Gnabry sane coman

Hernandez

[humble trench]

we need to buy osimhen

[dusk sable]

yess oshimen

fast, big, strong, tall, good shooting and good sportsmanship

[glass otter]

Ocean man

[humble trench]

Not worth more than 75M

[surreal cradle]

https://twitter.com/benzemacentral/status/1588191913634451456?s=46&t=ZcscnCs3KDmRQ9tMB7INSw

👾 (@BenzemaCentral)

100% save percentage in UCL group stage 😭 why is this not being talked about?

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Twitter · Nov 3, 2022, 3:30 PM

[glass otter]

Thoughts

[glass otter]

Where tf do they all play

[humble trench]

Lmao

Idk

[glass otter]

@humble trench

[humble trench]

Nice

[glass otter]

we need striker and midfielder

wirtz and kane

but where do we fit them all

musiala key player

mane too

wait imagine we get kane

mane kane sane

guys which cb duo
1️⃣ de ligt upamecano
2️⃣ de ligt hernandez
3️⃣ upamecano hernandez

[humble trench]

I need to see more of hernandez de ligt tbh

So for now I'd say de ligt upa

[glass otter]

wins ucl

against man city with haaland

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1588550822379814915

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Manuel Neuer back in full training today [📸 fcb]

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Twitter · Nov 4, 2022, 3:16 PM

My GK

[glass otter]

YESSSSSSSS SUUU

[glass otter]

@long fox

[tired prism]

What about muller?

[long fox]

Him and De Ligt ain't available unfortunately, hopefully they'll be back next week

[tired prism]

We can't have muller missing the wc

[glass otter]

do u like my team

[tired prism]

Muller?!

I ain't looking at a bayern team without the ramdeuter

[glass otter]

he the coach

[tired prism]

Bruh

[humble trench]

What happened to de ligt?

[long fox]

Slight knee issues or some shit

[humble trench]

Will he be ready for the other matches next week?

[long fox]

I dunno, Leroy and Lucas back in the squad tho

[humble trench]

That's good so Lucas could take his spot

That's good

[long fox]

Got Hertha, Bremen and Scheiße left to go and then we got the WC, we'll be fine

[humble trench]

Inshallah

[glass otter]

English tax were 1st imb

[humble trench]

Bayern winning sextuple in 19/20 - 36,000
Man city only winning Prem and EFL cup and making finals of UCL in 20/21 - 35,000

But you won't hear anyone saying City are bigger than Bayern

[humble trench]

Yep

English bias by UEFA istg

We have been one of the best if not the best club in the world for the last 4 years

Always putting out performances

Getting far in the ucl

Losing to Villarreal 😭

Once

By 1 goal

Ffs

Lewy was injured

We were too reliant on him

Inshallah will never happen again

Inshallah

[long fox]

Good ebening tax

Plus we were in a dogshit form at that time lmao

[humble trench]

More like we underestimated them

This is why I want good teams like Liverpool or PSG

I'm 100% we won't underestimate them

[long fox]

I personally want Milan, since our record against em is abysmal. We need to fix that

[humble trench]

Yeah true

[proper wind]

HE'S BACK

and sané and hernández are on the bench 🤩

[half inlet]

👍🏻👍🏻

Stanisić has a cold

[surreal cradle]

Seems to be a cold going around in camp huh

[half inlet]

Only one defender in the bench

Lucas might have a cameo

[long fox]

NEUER

Sane and Hernandez on the bench, great stuff

[half inlet]

I'm smelling Davies masterclass today

[humble trench]

Inshallah

[long fox]

Inshallah

[humble trench]

Lol 2 keepers on bench?

[wise light]

Tor fur Bayern

Musiala 1-0. After some Hertha pressure, we score, 1-0.

[humble trench]

2023 ballon d'or winner

[glass otter]

Sewey

[long fox]

GOATiala

[humble trench]

Jamal meisterschalle

[proper wind]

yo im not watching the game how are we playing?

[glass otter]

Were winning 1-0 the goat scored

[proper wind]

yeah other than that?

like in general

[proper wind]

also which goat bayern is all goats

[glass otter]

Musisla

[proper wind]

ah nvm goatiala

best youngster itw ong

[humble trench]

Good save

By manu

[wise light]

Hertha looking good.

[humble trench]

Nah lmao just false attacks

[wise light]

CHOUPO GOATING AGAIN

2-0 BAYERN!

0-2 37'

[glass otter]

Goat

[wise light]

3-0!

CHOUPO SCORES TWICE IN TWO MINS

0-3 39'

[long fox]

CHOUPO GOATING

[wise light]

3-1

1-3 41'

Lukebakio with the goal, deserved.

[humble trench]

Hope he shows up for WC like he's doing now

tbh its a fun game

[proper wind]

i was gone for 15 mins and 3 more goals were scored bro what 💀

[glass otter]

Help

[proper wind]

oh ffs

[wise light]

We've fallen apart.

3-2

[long fox]

Ayo wtf

[proper wind]

ill watch the 2nd half

inshallah we do better then

[humble trench]

no de ligt no Party!

[wise light]

I'm worried for this 2nd half.

We let Hertha in after scoring those two goals

[humble trench]

Wtf

[wise light]

Fucks sake. Now we're back to one goal.

[glass otter]

Help

[humble trench]

yupp

[long fox]

How did we concede 2 so quickly?

[wise light]

Just get the GAME TO FUCKING HALFTIME

[humble trench]

can we get rid of pavard? pls?

[wise light]

Pavard is not that bad.

It was one mistake

[humble trench]

hes overrated

[wise light]

Besides de Ligt gave a pen away too this season

[proper wind]

happens to every defender

[wise light]

Not a good reason to sell him

Good backup, Pavard.

[long fox]

From 3-0 to 3-2 just like that

[proper wind]

yeah

[glass otter]

No

Amazing szn

But typical fake fans know him for mistakes

[wise light]

Bayern, you can't fall apart like that.

We could go on and lose this

It's really possible

[humble trench]

u calling me a fake fan?

[wise light]

Hertha totally with the momentum

[glass otter]

Yes

Heheheha

[humble trench]

💀

[proper wind]

or we could go on and score 2 in the 2nd half after a good lecture from nagelsmann at halftime

[humble trench]

i dont want to sell him for his mistakes

[proper wind]

it's just as possible

[humble trench]

but i want the money

[glass otter]

W

Get wirtz

[humble trench]

Clubs are interested in him

get osimhen

[proper wind]

banterlona want benji

[wise light]

Would like that but the momentum is on Hertha's side. I think we'll manage to win it still, besides were still a goal up

[proper wind]

yeah

[humble trench]

Bayern will score 3 goals inshallah for a clean 6-2 scoreline

[proper wind]

inshallah we win ut

[proper wind]

i hope

another 6 - 2

[humble trench]

Yes

[proper wind]

that would be pretty cool

[humble trench]

Would be great

Not perfect

But great

[proper wind]

im gonna watch the game while studying chemistry

[proper wind]

what would be perfect tho is seeing union finally drop points and us taking over 1st place again

[humble trench]

Yes

[wise light]

Can we not talk about going into first yet

We're only 2-3 up

Lets focus on this game

[glass otter]

Let us win pls

[humble trench]

Which is why we need to score 3 goals