bayern-munich

[deft epoch]

He will be soon

And he won’t score

Chahar bowling 144kph

[glass otter]

no

zieliński

[hidden quest]

for champions league

they literally just posted it

[hidden quest]

it’s rumored?

[deft epoch]

He is coming with barca

[hidden quest]

wdym

[deft epoch]

Barca vs bayern

[hidden quest]

should be a good game

[long fox]

Barca fans need a fuckin humbling, hope we can smash em

[glass otter]

same

even if we lose

we send our record against them

this will be our starting 11

good job

[humble trench]

Thanks

Was going for 2-1 but after seeing our clean sheets in last 19 opening ucl games I changed prediction lol

[long fox]

That's my prediction for the Barca game lol. Either 2-1 or 3-2

[glass otter]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-screaming-cheater-cheating-hes-cheating-gif-21590590

[humble trench]

For Bayern or Barca

[long fox]

Bayern

[humble trench]

Also for the Milan game I predicted 3-0 but close enough

[humble trench]

I would have to agree with you then

Barca have too good of an attack to not score a goal but since they are much more forward playing

We will have more Chances to do what we do best and counterattack

Blitzkrieg of counterattacks

[wise light]

Not just for that reason, but to show that spending millions upon millions isn't going to really get you anywhere. Player development will along with some big named signings, but not all.

[surreal cradle]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1568220711193378817

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Official: Kingsley Coman has been diagnosed with a muscle strain in his right thigh and will be sidelined 'for the time being'

Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 12:52 PM

[minor sun]

Could be up to 6 weeks apparently

Goretzka to start over sabi tomorrow, I approve for rotations sake even tho Sabis performances have been good

Depending on how he performs we can play either him or sabi against Barca midweek

Expecting mazraoui to start this weekend too but that’s just speculation on my end

[long fox]

Fun fact: We playin Barca on their daddy Muller's birthday. Hatty incoming?

[surreal cradle]

Its 2-3 weeks for now but yeah hopefully it doesnt get worse

[minor sun]

Yes I’m talking worst case

[humble trench]

Ffs why does this always happen

Anyways looks like gnabry starting

[peak oasis]

i would love another huge win
but i predict like 3-1

or something

to us

[glass otter]

Its ter stegen

[proper wind]

what do you guys think of goretzka starting against stuttgart

[half inlet]

I'm really excited for this line up

Mazraoui and Tel

[peak oasis]

wheres mane

[long fox]

4-4-2 huh?

Great line-up tho. Tel starting

[glass otter]

WHERE THE FUCK IS PAVARD

WHERE IS MANE

were losing

[peak oasis]

what happened to mane

[glass otter]

nothing

[humble trench]

It's Stuttgart lol

[glass otter]

4-2-2-2 but wingers

[glass otter]

silas will own us

[deft epoch]

Bayern has been playing more of this only

So Mane swapped with Tel
Sane with musiala
Muller with Gnabry
Coman with muller
Sabitzer with goretzka
Lucas with upa
Pavard with mazrazoui

With same structure

[glass otter]

w team

wins the prem

[deft epoch]

But damn a lot of changes in individual

[deft epoch]

Easily

Only Mancity is consistent enough in Prem to compete with Bayern in league

And Bayern smashes English clubs in UCL

[long fox]

the sextuple*

[glass otter]

were not farmers

were the best team itw

[deft epoch]

I think like last week it was 4222 with wide wings and this week it's 4222 with amfs

Coz muller on wings doesn't seem a good idea

[long fox]

Can't wait to see Tel again

[glass otter]

we cant forget liverpool vs bayern

[deft epoch]

And 4222 with Amfs also looks kinda less interesting than wingers

[glass otter]

our employee scoed against us

[deft epoch]

The manager lost 5-1 to Frankfurt

[glass otter]

without lewandowski its sharing is caring

[glass otter]

and won

[deft epoch]

Under kovac the team wasn't that good

We didn't have that good of a defense back then

[long fox]

Kovac terrorism

[glass otter]

now we got de goat

[deft epoch]

And add to that kovac was playing slightly more defensive

[glass otter]

kovacaliban

[wise light]

1-0 HT

Bad start, grew into the game, scored with Tel, youngest ever Bayern goalscorer (not sure about youngest ever Buli goalscorer but it's possible), and yeah 1-0 at the break!

[glass otter]

1-1 haha

[long fox]

2-1

Musiala

[glass otter]

the goat

clear of pidane

[long fox]

Also wtf is Gnabry doing?

[peak oasis]

FUCK ME

[long fox]

Ffs

Can't catch a fuckin break, can I?

[glass otter]

SILAAAAAS

[wise light]

I can't believe this. After the best start to a Buli campaign in history, now it is our worst start since 2010/11

What are we doing.

[long fox]

3 straight draws in a row, fuck right off

[glass otter]

cap

• ratio

[wise light]

I'm nervous about this campaign now.

I mean we are top of the league still but

It's not looking great

[glass otter]

its gonna be fine

as long as we have a good run in the ucl its good

[wise light]

Lol no, we still have to win the Bundesliga

[glass otter]

completed it

-non bundesliga fans

[wise light]

We have Augsburg next in the league, away, we lost that game last season.

[glass otter]

augsburg

💀

[long fox]

I honestly don't give a shit about the BuLi

[glass otter]

i want ucl

gimme city

gimme psg

[long fox]

3 draws in a row's fuckin annoying tho

[wise light]

yes it is

Hopefully Freiburg lose to Gladbach

[glass otter]

same

[wise light]

But god its really annoying. I just don't understand what's going on. We changed the system, how tf are teams already figuring it out.

De Ligt has gotta work on not fouling players

[glass otter]

brexit means brexit

[wise light]

I saw a lot of that in today's game, I believe that's what cost us.

[glass otter]

4-2-2-2 > 4-4-2

[long fox]

I'm actually fuckin nervous about the Barca game now

[wise light]

Me too, but teams tend to play better in the UCL and we were rotated today

But still we had the midfield duo of Kimmich and Goretzka in there and yet

Still

Can't beat Stuttgart

Bogey team Stuttgart

[glass otter]

silas

[wise light]

I can't beleive we're waiting a month to win a league game

If even

[glass otter]

a year

[wise light]

our last win was the 7-0 win over Bochum on August 21

I thought Gladbach was bogey and Union was just a hard place to go to

But now this, this is concerning

Well we're top of the league at least for one day

Somehow at that

Like seriously its so weird, somehow, despite how shocking we've been in the last 3 games, we're still top. Doesn't make sense.

[glass otter]

no excuses mate

just accept not winning

mentality monster 🥶

[wise light]

Did you not see my response to the rest of it.

[glass otter]

no

xd

[wise light]

I said that it's concerning and that we shouldn't have said that

[long fox]

I'm not ready for the Barca fans after this game

[glass otter]

u mean spotify downloaders

[wise light]

Also by the way

Gnabry was pretty bad

[glass otter]

if mane started ahead of gnabry we would have won

i have ball knowledge

[wise light]

I have to admit, he was shit.

[wise light]

We needed to rotate i guess

[glass otter]

sell him xd

[wise light]

But Mane did nothing v Inter so it doesn't make sense

[glass otter]

we buy money to get an uuuuuh

idk

what positon weneed

backup striker ih

ig*

[wise light]

That was just an off day from Gnabry @glass otter

But again

De Ligt

He cost us the game with the amount of fouls he gave away

[long fox]

Dunno why Nagelsmann kept Gnabry on for so long

[wise light]

I'm tempted to say play Hernandez- Upa but that combo conceded so much last season.

[wise light]

I know.

He was bad.

Nagelsmann has a fault to play too

He should make better subs

He's gotta work on that

I would've put Sane on for Gnabry actually

Sane looked great against Inter

[glass otter]

bagel merchant

[wise light]

Although he's wildly inconsistent

So maybe not, Mane probably the best option at that point

This is a rough season, let's put it that way

Given we have a game every three days for god knows how long

[long fox]

Anyway, we move. Istg if we actually lose to Barca

[wise light]

We need to rotate this season and the players that come in have to do their job, so I do have to give Nagelsmann credit

He has a lot to think about in a short amount of time

I'm sure its pressureful

[glass otter]

were best team itw

[long fox]

Can it just be August again? lmfao

[wise light]

Can we just win a game

Also a point that BFW brings up, "Bayern’s lack of game management in the final minutes is really concerning."

It's true. We are bad in the second half to begin with, but the last few mins is when we are really bad and lack game management really. We just try to run the clock down. Bad idea.

[long fox]

At least Musiala said he's fine

That's a big sigh of relief

[humble trench]

bro why is everyone hating on de ligt 😭

[humble trench]

Btw guys

Something every Bayern fan forgets is we can shit on almost every other club for there financing

I mean that is something I barely see us using in arguments lmao

Have you seen barca,s debt wage bill or predicted profits

50+ more years and they will achieve bankruptcy status

[humble trench]

50? That’s too long

Someone will have changed direction by then

[humble trench]

Yes but that's not the point

Barca right now is in a situation where they aren't making a profit

Actually they shouldn't be but they are since there ignoring there debts

[deft epoch]

Bayern and Real are two of the best clubs run in terms of financing and success

During covid times and after these teams were only ones having profits without debt I think from big clubs

That said it's a technique to be in acceptable debt and get assets from cash instead...here assests would mean players

Big clubs usually follow that just that the barca debt went from acceptable to insane debt

[humble trench]

Yes barca idk how they have even competed this transfer window considering there debts I would think they would focus more on there finances this season

[deft epoch]

For them as of now brand creation >finances

Means sporting success >finances

But idk y they think in imbalanced way

Bayern before Kovac was opposite....year on year profits not used on assets of players ....although it provided decent results it continued

After that Bayern r maintaining balance buying players and not letting all profits just go unattended

[humble trench]

That's why we are as successful as we are

[long fox]

Barca fans sayin "Revenge time". I know better than anyone how cursed that shit is. It's like the "Gonna shock the world" tweet lmfao

[humble trench]

Ikr

It's gotten to the point where people in school are annoying me about it

[peak oasis]

3-0 bayern

prediction

[robust juniper]

nah i say 2-1 or 3-1

maybe even 3-2 our defense is shit

for bayern

ofc

[long fox]

Our defence isn't shit... well, against Stuttgart it was. But the previous games, I honestly liked the defence way more than the attack

[humble trench]

We can improve by the time we play Barca

And fr everyone is over hyping lewy

To the point where they are expecting a hat trick out of him

Do they not realize we know how he plays

And from where he shoots or runs

[long fox]

Then again we're the only legit team Barca are facing so far this season

[humble trench]

Fr

Again

They haven't faced a big European club

And look I'm not saying intermilan are a big club but there danm better than Seville

And we won against them comfortably

[glass otter]

owned the fraud

[peak oasis]

the liverpool fan in me is getting scared we might lose

[humble trench]

just bought the new Bayern kit

😍

[glass otter]

but

what about me owning the fraud

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/MunichFanpage/status/1569068679412817938?s=20&t=dpBtFoMTIjeSnHANFfKOQQ

Bayern & Football (@MunichFanpage)

Bayern haven’t lost a single game this season (6 wins & 3 draws), scoring 31 goals and conceding 8, while keeping 4 clean sheets.

However, with the way some fans overreact + the unrest from the media, you’d think Bayern are in a relegation battle.

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 9:01 PM

guys ignore all the drama you see online

bild often pushes drama bullshit to get clicks

nagelsmann has a good relationship and communication with the squad and the board

[deft epoch]

Noone would even bother about it if Bayern kept clean sheet vs Stuttgart and they were 1-0 at ht so just 45 mins of bad play and some people think de ligt is eh...if it was 1-0 by end of game these people would think de ligt is prime maldini and Bayern is enroute to 2012/13 season path

Plus this post itself overreacted about some fans overreacting

[glass otter]

We dont win all the time we have to draw sometimes

[humble trench]

ur right, people are hating to much on de ligt, word class defender.

[deft epoch]

Bayern had a worse start in treble campaign...sacking a manager midway

This squad and coach is capable enough to win Treble potentially every year ....start of season wouldn't decide it rather end of season will

Same situation with Real Madrid like Bayern

They are also kinda bummed by Benzema injury for a month but in grand scheme of things at end it wouldn't matter as much

[humble trench]

we need to show everyone what were able to do

we need to destroy Barca tmrw

im so happy, i bought the CL full kit

de ligt on the back because hes the future goat

The struggles of the best club in Europe

[daring geode]

lewy has been some kind of monster lately isnt it

this barca side is an interesting one

[glass otter]

we clear

[daring geode]

no that's not the problem, this barca side is def miles better than the prev 2 barca sides

gotta be careful considering our sloppy run in bundesliga

[deft epoch]

Bayern will win

Barca used up their form in league

Bayern rested many players in Bundesliga match

[glass otter]

we must appear weak against our strongest

now we got barca we will bait them,

[humble trench]

i hope

Inshallah we will win

My mother made Dua for us and sadio mane so inshallah it is assured

Do not worry brothers

[humble trench]

7-1 win incoming

[deft epoch]

Muller assisting Lewa who scores an own goal

Bayern 1-0 barca

[humble trench]

Indeed

And we have to have Hatricks for the party so inshallah we will

[humble trench]

Lmao

[minor sun]

my preferred lineup against barca (not predicted or leaked or anything just what i'd like to see)

[deft epoch]

Move muller up

Mane isn't physical to be solo cf like lewa

[minor sun]

With the 4222 we struggled to keep control of the ball, it was extremely vertical and compact in the middle, this was to specifically target those teams we used it against. Barca will try to get and keep possession better than any team we’ve played so far, so using a system that is poor for retaining possession will likely result in Barca having the majority of the ball.

We seek to completely dominate our opponents so we can’t have Barca having the majority of the ball in our own stadium

[deft epoch]

Well this is barca

They would anyways do that

Remember 8-2 game we literally played 2cf and 2 wingers

Muller was very high up pitch with lewa

Amd barca had 60 percentage possession even in that game

[glass otter]

Who cares about lossesion

Goals clear

[glass otter]

Yeah but diff tactics Barca had

[deft epoch]

That's what I am telling

[glass otter]

Ik

Goals clear

[deft epoch]

U literally have xavi as manager of barca

They gonna play for possession

[glass otter]

They score a lot too tbf

[deft epoch]

4222 today as well

Defense would be same in 4231 or 4222

Muller would press and win balls but wouldn't be in position to get last ditch tackle or interception

[minor sun]

Because possession is control

You don’t allow Barca to play against you how they play against la Liga fodder

We are Bayern we seek to dominate in every phase of play for 90 minutes

[deft epoch]

In almost every big victory of bayern vs barca ....barca had more possession just for sake of it

[glass otter]

Goals clear

[minor sun]

Try to score without the ball

[glass otter]

Xd

[minor sun]

Doesn’t mean that we played in a way that actively gives away possession

[glass otter]

Messi does it

[deft epoch]

We were more direct

[glass otter]

Cuz ghost

[deft epoch]

So who cares

[minor sun]

Obviously in comparison to Barca we will be more direct

[glass otter]

W

[deft epoch]

So 4222 is good formation

Idk the issue

[minor sun]

As if nagelsmann is some dumbass and he changed formation for no reason

And all the casuals who think that he should just do the exact same every game no matter what would somehow know more than him

[glass otter]

Pov 4-1-4-1

[minor sun]

He is the one who climbed his way to Bayern at 33 years old, he gets paid to solve these tactical problems, he thinks about it all day. He 100% has more well thought out ideas than anyone here

[glass otter]

You know 😈

But i cant say it

[minor sun]

Huh

[glass otter]

Sorry dirty mind

[minor sun]

Lol

[glass otter]

Ur a cat?

[surreal cradle]

Bayern U19 [1:0] Barcelona U19

Wanner ❤️

Lets gooo

[surreal cradle]

Bayern U19 [2:0] Barca U19

Own goal lmaoo

Shit

Shit x2

[surreal cradle]

Rescued by Copado

[humble trench]

3-3

Hope we won't draw against the senior team now

[long fox]

So how many goals is Muller scorin today?

[glass otter]

1

[half inlet]

Wanner owning Barça's U19 😭

[humble trench]

Davies vibes

[minor sun]

there have been rumors that he could be davies' backup if we play with 3atb at some point in the season

because the more central positions he usually plays in are very stacked

[humble trench]

Has he ever played for the first team before

I don't remember him in any games

[minor sun]

yeah a few times last season

subbed on

[humble trench]

Ah ok

I don't see why not

Is he half decent?

[minor sun]

he's really good

but only 16 so needs time to develop

genuinely could be a top top player, co-signed by more than just bayern fans

[humble trench]

Tel is 17 I don't see why he shouldn't be on the bench a couple more games

Try him out

For maybe pokal games

[minor sun]

yeah he will get subbed on more later on in the season

[humble trench]

I hope so

[minor sun]

they dont want to include him on the bench just for him not to play at all

[humble trench]

Yeah fair point

[minor sun]

him playing for the u19 at 16 is already pretty nice for development, and i think he trains with the first team

very excited for him tho

we have lots of high potential youth at bayern

[humble trench]

Our defence is already I would think the youngest of the big clubs in Europe no?

I mean even our older players

In the back like paverd or Hernandez aren't even that old

[minor sun]

yeah they are mostly either in or before their "age primes"

besides mane muller and neuer we have no really old players besides bench players like sarr and chuopo moting

[humble trench]

Yes

A good mix of veterans and youngsters

[half inlet]

We're ready boss

Julian said Upa knows Lewy better so I'll choose to trust him

[long fox]

Wait, is it a 4-2-3-1 or 4-2-2-2?

[half inlet]

When teams publish line ups they only show players, not the line up itself

But I'd expect it to be a 4-2-2-2

Either that or we're fucked

[long fox]

We'll never hear the fuckin end of it if we actually lose

[half inlet]

Ik lmao

[long fox]

My Barca mate finna be all over my DMs. Like my ex when I didn't reply to her in 2 seconds

[half inlet]

Since I live in Barcelona all of my friends are barça fans and they be acting all cocky lmao

[minor sun]

i mean it will be fluid either way

[half inlet]

Mané as a sole striker doesn't work

[long fox]

They sure need a fuckin spanking

[minor sun]

even our first games with 4222 gnabry would drop down into the '10' position while mane would occupy the cbs

[half inlet]

He needs a support like Gnabry or Müller with Musiala, Sané or Coman doing magic in the sides

[minor sun]

i expect a 4231 as it gives us more control in midfield

[half inlet]

That and Kimmich passes

Kimmich and Sabitzer have elite control in midfield

[long fox]

Lewa will score a hattrick..... of OGs, no worries

[minor sun]

certainly better than goretzka kimmich but i believe that the 4222 was tailor used for certain teams

either way its not the end of the world as we are extremely fluid up front and the versatility of our players ensures that we can switch things up without making subs

it will be a very tough game, barca is much stronger than in the years prior.

[glass otter]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1569742200287928323?s=46&t=BttvUh28FvJzPaPDp_oQtg

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Barcelona:

Neuer © -
Pavard, Upamecano, Hernández, Davies -
Kimmich, Sabitzer -
Musiala, Müller, Sané -
Mané

#MiaSanMia

Likes

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Twitter · Sep 13, 2022, 5:37 PM

W

[long fox]

A win with no injuries and a solid performance pls

[humble trench]

Why is sane rw ffs

Everyone knows he is at his best on the left wing

[half inlet]

When teams publish line ups they only show players, not the line up itself

Sané might be playing left wing or more in the center

[humble trench]

Wait so then why is one football saying sane as RW

Well then otherwise not a bad lineup

And.i understand nagglsemen in starting upa

If needed we can sub him on

Over all good choices

[half inlet]

Apps make up the line ups based on the players the team publishes we don't really know till the game starts

[humble trench]

Ah I see

But is the formation published

Or is it the same with the players

@half inlet ?

[half inlet]

We only know the players

[deft epoch]

See 4222

[half inlet]

And now that I check Sané is on the left wing in the pic I sent lmao

[deft epoch]

It works better than 1cf formation coz mane isn't a natural 9

@half inlet btw same team is 4231 in some app,4222 in other

[humble trench]

Idk why

[humble trench]

On one football it was RW

[glass otter]

4-2-2-2 clear

of p-2-3-1

lemme dm bagelsmann on insta

[half inlet]

Yea

[glass otter]

done

last time i dmed him we won 7-1

[deft epoch]

Roma game

@glass otter

[glass otter]

what roma

[deft epoch]

That was prolly last time I saw Bayern won 7-1

[glass otter]

salzburg

[deft epoch]

I forgot about that

[glass otter]

we dont mention that season

[deft epoch]

[glass otter]

madrid fans dont mention villareal in a bayern conversation challenge

[deft epoch]

[glass otter]

fuck you bagel merchant

i checked google

4-2-3-1

then i check ucl

4-2-3-1

congrats to barca for their win

[long fox]

Bagelsmann out, Tucheliban in imo

[glass otter]

no

adam nawałka IN

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/who-da-fook-conor-mcgregor-who-the-fuck-gif-12856313

[glass otter]

poland manager

former

in euro 2016 quarter finals

[robust juniper]

barca winning 2-0

or 2-1

[humble trench]

We're playing so bad

[glass otter]

Agree

[humble trench]

Too many bad passes, too many mistakes

We are surviving with luck and neuer

Also our defense is good apart from passes

[glass otter]

What do Muller and neuer have in common

Wall

[humble trench]

Barca should've gotten a pen lol

[long fox]

Shit half

Hope the 2nd half is better

[glass otter]

Were farmers

[humble trench]

😭

[glass otter]

Nagelsmann answer my dm on insta bagel eater

[humble trench]

We need to figure what we're doing

[glass otter]

Wait

@humble trench

Opinions on Bayern 7-2 Spurs

[glass otter]

Sub sane off

Gnabry on

[proper wind]

im gonna be honest we were slightly better than barca in the last 5 - 10 mins or so but other than that no

[humble trench]

Painful but still a Bayern fan

[proper wind]

they got good chances but couldnt make them count

[glass otter]

Chickenball fc

[glass otter]

Lewa still Bayern player

[proper wind]

yea

[glass otter]

@minor sun thoughts

[glass otter]

In attack were donkeys

[humble trench]

Our defense is solid today

[minor sun]

im disappointed with out build up play, they press intensely and intelligently and we have just been knocking it up

[glass otter]

Araujo makes Alonso look good

[proper wind]

i think the second half will be better for us

i hope so

[humble trench]

Same

[glass otter]

Sub sane off

[minor sun]

our attack has been built upon quick combinations in central areas this season

[humble trench]

i want tel to play

[proper wind]

what did u think of hernandez

[humble trench]

give that man playtime

tel next to mane

[minor sun]

if we cannot consistently get the ball there without long balls we cannot impose ourselves

[humble trench]

tel, musiala, mane

[glass otter]

Not this game

[humble trench]

😍

[proper wind]

yeah

[glass otter]

Against Viktoria pilzen for sure

[proper wind]

I'd like to see gravenberch start against viktoria

how has he been so far

good or bad

[glass otter]

Gg Barca will win

[proper wind]

i havent been following up

[minor sun]

gore subbed in

[glass otter]

Scoretzka

[proper wind]

i like

[humble trench]

Let's hope we're better now

[proper wind]

i hope so

and raphinha already got a shot

[verbal hawk]

How are they playing?

[humble trench]

Who?

[verbal hawk]

We

[minor sun]

we have been worse so far

[minor sun]

.

we need to build up better

we lose the ball in dumb ways over and over again

[humble trench]

Goretzka shot almost

Good idea to sub him in

[verbal hawk]

Would you say we're in danger?

[humble trench]

Yes

[verbal hawk]

Well

Shit

[humble trench]

Barca had more chances

GOOOL

Hernandez

[verbal hawk]

WE SCORED?

[humble trench]

Yes

[atomic comet]

TOR!

[humble trench]

Corner

[verbal hawk]

ALE ALE ALE

[humble trench]

We have to win now

[proper wind]

im behind

i just saw the goal

[verbal hawk]

Goool Lucas

HERNANDEZ

Lucas

HERNANDEZ

[proper wind]

HERNANDEZ

[verbal hawk]

Yeeesss

Get in lads

[proper wind]

i hope we go on to win now

[verbal hawk]

We have to hope

[humble trench]

Btw we allowed to talk about the game here or only in #1019318044360708238 ?

[verbal hawk]

We're allowed here

[proper wind]

nah we're allowed here i think

[humble trench]

Ok

[verbal hawk]

If not then idk what to say

[humble trench]

Lol yeah

Saneeee

Gooooaaallll

[long fox]

HAHAHAHAHAA

2-0

?

[verbal hawk]

WOOOOOOO

LEROY

[long fox]

LET'S GOOOOOO

[verbal hawk]

Leroy

[long fox]

GET IIINNNNN

[verbal hawk]

SANE

[long fox]

2-0

[verbal hawk]

I LOVE THIS GUY

NEVER DOUBT HIM

EVER

[long fox]

We own these lot, don't we?

[minor sun]

look at those combinations

[proper wind]

2 - 0

[minor sun]

that was entirely absent in the first half

[humble trench]

If we don't win now idk what to say

[proper wind]

SANEEE

[verbal hawk]

NEVER DOUBT THIS MAN AGAIN

[minor sun]

it all starts in the build up

[verbal hawk]

So we made the adjustments?

[humble trench]

This is how our U19 game started with 2-0

Hope no comebacks from Barca

[glass otter]

Dont look at me

[proper wind]

hopefully not

[verbal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-fcb-bayern-bayern-munich-bayern-munchen-gif-16175389

[robust juniper]

damn my prediction was fucked up😭

but its 2-0 to bayern so im happy

MIA SAN MIA

[glass otter]

Same

[robust juniper]

LMAOOOOO

[minor sun]

barca has also lost some of their intensity

[proper wind]

indeed

bro my friend supports barca w every cell of his body

he was spamming visca barca

now he's silent

lmao

[minor sun]

they were so excellent in the first half

[proper wind]

i hope no comebacks

im praying rn 💀💀

[minor sun]

yes we need to punish them for being so sloppy

[proper wind]

we do

[minor sun]

they didnt punish us when we were

[humble trench]

Pedrii

Lmao

Hit the post

[minor sun]

hit them while they're down

[proper wind]

exactly

[glass otter]

I was shaky in 1st half

[proper wind]

what minute are u on

[proper wind]

same

[verbal hawk]

You think they gassed out or just not as hungry?

[humble trench]

63:54

[proper wind]

im on 62

[humble trench]

Lol

[proper wind]

2m behind

[humble trench]

You watching a stream?

[proper wind]

yep

just saw pedris chance

post

[glass otter]

Tell me if min 69

[minor sun]

gassed i dont think its tactical on xavi's end

the gore sub definitely helped tho

ill have to rewatch the buildup of the goals to compare exactly

[verbal hawk]

yes

Nothing makes a man as happy as seeing Barcelona lose

[minor sun]

upa again great action

[glass otter]

I kinda like barca

Cuz goalski

But i want us win

[verbal hawk]

I want to see Lewa on the floor

[minor sun]

the spaces are so tight man, barca is pressing well again but we're dealing with it well

theres so little room, so little margin for error

[glass otter]

I dont

[humble trench]

Gnabry on for Mané

[verbal hawk]

Me neither that was a bit mean haha

[glass otter]

W

[minor sun]

garcia on for barca will change things up

he is excellent on the ball

[proper wind]

upa and phonzie have been great so far

hernandez as well

im mostly happy with this second half performance

[glass otter]

But when it comes to defending

[humble trench]

Kimmich yellow

[glass otter]

Varca

[pure slate]

lesgettttittt

13 more mins

[minor sun]

has improved and hes still young

i wanna know why sane went into the locker room

injured?

[proper wind]

all we have to do is not switch off defensively in the last minutes like we did against stuttgart

[minor sun]

frustrated?

both?

[proper wind]

idk

[verbal hawk]

Man should be on cloud nine right now

[minor sun]

hopefully he is no injured

extremely intense game man

masterclass from both teams

we would be fortunate to get away with 2-0

[verbal hawk]

Let's hope we do

And have energy for Augsburg

[humble trench]

+3 mins

[proper wind]

oh

[humble trench]

We gave Barca their 1st L this season

Only appropriate we do it

[proper wind]

fr

[humble trench]

30 secs and barca corner

[minor sun]

oh fuck

lucas no

[long fox]

FT

[proper wind]

i hope he isnt injured

[long fox]

We win babyyyy

[proper wind]

MIA SAN MIAAAAA

[humble trench]

Let's go

[verbal hawk]

OLE OLE OLE

[long fox]

Get in the bin Barca

[verbal hawk]

FUCK YES

[proper wind]

Where's your visca barca now?

lmfao

[verbal hawk]

We can't lose to Barca ever again

[long fox]

We own Barca

[proper wind]

facts

[glass otter]

Not hard

THey faced an actual team

[long fox]

Just hopin Hernandez isn't seriously injured

[glass otter]

We got pilzen now

Going 5-0

[humble trench]

Hoping Inter beat Barca

[glass otter]

Hernandez looks like alba

Hear shape

Head*

[long fox]

Hopefully this game killed some of Barca's momentum. I wanna see em in the Europa League again lmfao

[humble trench]

Cristiano gonna give them the calma in europa 😂

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-fcb-bayern-bayern-munich-bayern-munchen-gif-15551522

[half inlet]

Justice exists

[humble trench]

W but our defenders deserved it more

Specifically upa and lucas

[half inlet]

I still love the pic

I fucking love watching barça fans cry

[humble trench]

Same

After saying they will own us all week long just for them to lose

Feels satisfying

[half inlet]

New pic to make barça fans stfu

[long fox]

Another one will be added to the list next month, don't worry

[minor sun]

man just realized upa had a top game in a big profile match so non-bayern watchers will have to face the fact that he isnt just an error machine

[half inlet]

Mazraoui 🥶

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1569808761971146754?s=20&t=a7bDiLH0pOYrBeSQM9G4kQ

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

News #Sané: Zu seinem Ärger nach dem Wechsel sagt er selbstkritisch: „Ich war nicht sauer wegen meiner Auswechslung. Ich war enttäuscht von meiner Leistung. Deswegen musste die Flasche dran glauben (lacht). Ich schieße lieber kein Tor und spiele dafür gut.“ @SkySportDE 🇩🇪

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Twitter · Sep 13, 2022, 10:02 PM

sane saying he was angry at his own performance not because he was subbed

[wise light]

YESSSS

2-0 to shut the Barca fans up

Time to make fun of all the people who said we were gonna lose. It's gonna be fantastic.

Worried about Hernandez, Upa, and Benji tho

Hopefully they're all okay, Hernandez not looking too good

[peak oasis]

"revenge coming soon"

[wise light]

Hehehe

[long fox]

Revenge completed

[wise light]

LOL

[peak oasis]

does "dominating us" win 3 points?

[wise light]

Lol

It did for Bremen vs Dortmund

After they bottled a 2-0 lead

🤣

[wise light]

Lol looks exactly like that Dortmund game too cuz Werder had goals in 88', 90+3', 90+5' 🤣

Upa was class btw today

He's been very good and consistent this season. Lovely stuff Upa, keep it up!

oh yeah and another clean sheet

great to see

[onyx vapor]

we're just too good

[wise light]

I wouldn't say that, we've been drawing in the Buli

We need to fix that

Hopefully we can beat Augsburg

Then its the intl break

[minor sun]

😬

[mint lagoon]

Hmm

[deft epoch]

No sane no win in last few buli games

And 3 out of 4 UCL goals were creation of Sane

It's kinda clear that Bayern got to improve decision making in final 3rd

Which is weird coz Bayern were literal fire in Final 3rd early in Bundesliga

[glass otter]

Barca fans bringing "if" excuzes

[humble trench]

If the ref wasn't a Bayern fan lol

[deft epoch]

Guy literally gave foul for barca when busquets was diving

[humble trench]

Didn't give that pen to Dembele though

[deft epoch]

Pretty sure looking at Barcelona finishing

It would be saved

[humble trench]

If Lewa was taking the pen it would be 1-0

[deft epoch]

Forget from the spot barca wouldn't have scored from 6 metres

[humble trench]

When you have upa and lucas pressuring on defense how can you score lol

[deft epoch]

Pedri was 1vs1 from 6 metres of neuer

Shit finishing

[deft epoch]

Yeah they never allowed wingers to get some air

Going wide to cutoff angles

But barca got shots centrally from good positions despite pressure from dmfs....they were able to dribble and dodge players really well

As opposed to Bayern whose decision making was aahs in opponent's box in 1st half especially but when they shot the ball or headed....they made it count in 2nd half

[humble trench]

Goretzka made the difference

[deft epoch]

He bullied opponents

[humble trench]

1st half we played too passive

Instead of going for shots we went for passes

[deft epoch]

*misplaced passes

[humble trench]

Yeah those as well

[deft epoch]

What's worse than not shooting when given space inside of box

Stopping and trying to pass and misplacing it backwards for barca to start counter

[humble trench]

Goretzka took a shot from outside box, got a corner, and that's our 1st goal

[deft epoch]

Barca were really great with possession got to say that....but their finishing was

[humble trench]

Dembele looked the most dangerous

Dribbling past us

Lewa was just bad

Looked as if he was playing for us instead of Barca

[daring geode]

Lesgo bois

[humble trench]

Goretzka should start more

He plays better than sabitzer atleast lately

[glass otter]

Not hard

[humble trench]

Hernández injured for 5 weeks

Think he'll be good by the time we face Barca again

[glass otter]

Pish

[long fox]

Damn Lucas! Thank god it's only 5 weeks tho, I expected more than that. But at least Upa and Pavard are fine

[humble trench]

Frick

Pavard?

Any injuries?

[humble trench]

Hernandez should be back for the next Barca game hopefully

I think we can maybe possibly win all domestic trophies if we focus

We already won supercup

Bundesliga 90 percent assured

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1569989173334917121

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Official injury update:

• Lucas Hernández: Torn adductor muscle - out for several weeks
• Benjamin Pavard and Dayot Upamecano: only slight knocks - will resume training soon

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 9:59 AM

[humble trench]

Dfb pokal left but Leipzig and Dortmund have been shit

[humble trench]

Ok good

[long fox]

Plus we still got De Ligt lol

[humble trench]

And who knows even a ucl

[humble trench]

True

But NGL if we are going to win the ucl this season

We need to play smarter

Mane chemistry in the team isn't good neither is sane out of position

Gnabry needs to improve on finishing

[long fox]

I wish we would just go back to the 4-2-2-2

[humble trench]

If we fix all those problems we could have a ucl winning team inshallah

[humble trench]

Exactly

It's our best formation

Davies de ligt Hernandez and pavard at the back

Goretzka kimmich in midfield

Followed by sane LW and gnabry RW

Then mane and muller up front

Musiala and tel along with other players could be played interchangeably

And with that we have a team for the ucl

[verbal hawk]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/xdx3pr/bayern_fans_chanted_who_the_fuck_is_barcelona_hey/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

WHO THE FUCK IS BARCELONA

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/beautiful-michael-kupris-become-the-knight-so-pretty-so-cute-gif-25898397

[glass otter]

never heard of em

but that subreddit name is mid

[long fox]

Bayern Munich's adopted children

[glass otter]

emotional damage

[glass otter]

that jumping sync

they jump at the same time

like the ground is going u[

[verbal hawk]

I love jumping chants

We at Malmö perfected it

https://youtu.be/cKlkcyfmBjo

[glass otter]

barca are the farmers

[verbal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-you-know-it-i-know-it-everybody-knows-it-its-true-gif-24093466

[glass otter]

we face actual teams and win

they face actual teams and lose

[deft epoch]

Hernandez injured

For several weeks

[long fox]

Will be back against Barca most likely

[wise light]

Lmao

[wise light]

Expected, he didn't look too good. Thought it might be months, glad its only weeks.

[wise light]

Nagelsmann needs to change the midfield and stop starting Sabi. Goretzka offers physicality to the side which is what gave us the boost to score twice early on in the 2nd half when he came on.

[wise light]

Sane & Musiala can rotate each other. Sane I prefer in the UCL, Musiala in the Buli. They just like those respective competitions more.

Although Musiala is good in both tbf

But Sane scores the goals in the UCL so start him in those games

[humble trench]

Yeah sane always likes to score in big games

But against union?

Nah

[wise light]

exactly

Start Sane in the UCL, start Bambi in the Buli

[peak oasis]

i met a barcelona fan around 3 days ago
i told him "8-2 again?"
he was like "yeah, but you will be the team with 2 goals this time"
i guess he was right in a way 😂

[long fox]

[glass otter]

owned the fraud

[peak oasis]

this image 🥶

im gonna use as my pfp

this one

[glass otter]

peuer

https://tenor.com/view/sike-sikes-gif-25526664

varca parca debt fc

[peak oasis]

i hope we can beat them at camp nou as well

[glass otter]

fax

can i steal that

i'll drink beer

[humble trench]

Good pic ngl

Represents Bayern over the years vs Barca

Especially pedri in the background lmao

[glass otter]

where

cant see him

ghosting as usual

[humble trench]

Ofc lmao

[glass otter]

but fr where

unless thats what u meant

[humble trench]

No he lying on the ground

Behind neuer

[glass otter]

Oh

Thought u meant meme

[long fox]

DVD just scored against City lmfao

[glass otter]

Lol

Goatdesliga > farmprems league

[long fox]

Imagine losin to Dortmund

[glass otter]

😂

[long fox]

City are ass

[glass otter]

We lost to them

[long fox]

Friendlies don't count

[glass otter]

Fax

[long fox]

City finally equalized lol

[wise light]

They won :/

Was hoping for Dortmund to pull the upset v City (Just to finally see City lose lol)

[long fox]

Dortmund doin Dortmund things

[glass otter]

Nah Barca fans are making fun of us cuz were 3rd 😭

Banter club

[humble trench]

Lmao ask them who's first in the ucl group

[humble trench]

This guy at my school is making fun of me for supporting bayern and not barca or real

Ironically he is the one calling me a plastic fan

[humble trench]

look #bundesliga , sadly cant post images here

idk why

[humble trench]

Bayern is a nicer club, just because we got the history + good ownership

[humble trench]

Bayern is what a football club should be

We are role models

For everyone else to base there clubs on

Fan ownership

Good financing

Great players and Managers

Tactics like gengenpress

yup

idk what to think about nagelsmann tho :/

I got mixed feelings

[long fox]

Imagine supporting Barca or Real

[humble trench]

Ikr lmao

[glass otter]

Tell that for farmprems league fans

They Hate 50+1 rule

[humble trench]

True lmao

Here is the thing

On one hand my country is blatantly against 50+1 but

All clubs are owned by the government

So it's fair

But not fan owned

[daring geode]

also them:- AAAAAAAAA AMERICANS OWNERS ARE TRYING TO RUIN PREMIER LEAGUE

[glass otter]

Fax

[daring geode]

I mean they hate 50+1 rule and at the same time dont want the american mls type of stuff here

like man, you can pick either one not both

[half inlet]

The line up I'd love to see for tomorrow

Against Ausburg

[humble trench]

It’s amazing how much game-time Tel is getting

Hell ne really good, I know it

[humble trench]

Personally I want to see goretzka play more

He has earned his spot in starting for midfield

[glass otter]

fax

[humble trench]

Let Upa rest and play Pavard CB

[glass otter]

w as fuck

[minor sun]

Paul Wanner in new Oktoberfest kit

[humble trench]

Nice

[humble trench]

THAT IS SEXY

[long fox]

I think I got a bulge in my pants Looks cool as fuck

[humble trench]

Ayoooo

[half inlet]

Letsgooooo

[glass otter]

w

[glass otter]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-yensid-gif-18274655

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/absoulte-w-superevan-absolute-win-it-was-a-win-sure-win-gif-22354506

[mint lagoon]

mia san mia

[wise light]

This is so terrible

Get Mane and Sane off

Tel and Gnabry plz

[long fox]

We're fuckin washed in the league aren't we?

[glass otter]

we need to be angry at leverkusen

[long fox]

I'm fuckin done

Fuckin bollocks

[glass otter]

wallahi we concede

[long fox]

I prefer us bein UCL merchants over BuLi merchants, but damn... wtf is this shit

[verbal hawk]

what is this

COME ON

HOW?!

is every goalkeeper prime Casillas against us or what

[humble trench]

We're finished💀

We actually need a striker

[verbal hawk]

you think it's that?

[humble trench]

50% yes

[verbal hawk]

i think we need a target player

[long fox]

Nah, this is gonna drive me fuckin nuts

[reef prairie]

doubt nagelsmann 24/7

[verbal hawk]

shit subs for this situation

[long fox]

Why always my fuckin team man?

[humble trench]

Nagelsmann needs to be questioned

[verbal hawk]

after the UCL crash last year

that's when we should and did start questioning him

this is even worse

[long fox]

Even fuckin Dortmund scored

[verbal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[long fox]

3 points from 12 btw

[verbal hawk]

bring in Dyche

[glass otter]

Give it to sam

We cant go down

[verbal hawk]

Tuchel come here mate

NOOOO

NEUER

COME ON

NOOOOOO

[humble trench]

Embarassing is the only word that can be said

[reef prairie]

is klopp free ?

or not yet

[long fox]

Neuer should be our main striker

[humble trench]

Goat for a reason

[reef prairie]

but

[humble trench]

Can play keeper and striker

🐐

[reef prairie]

can a human in this moment defend Nagelsmann ?

any of his fans

[long fox]

Where did our form in August fuckin go?

[humble trench]

IM GONNA FUCKING JUMP OF THE FUCKING FRAUENKIRCHE

That was the worst Bayern game I’ve seen since Ancelotti

[long fox]

Bagelsmann can fuck off, and fuck you BuLi keepers for always turnin into prime Buffon against us. Honestly, get a fuckin life

[humble trench]

Oh wow I just said that

If nagglsmen does badly in the pokal and bundesliga for the next matches till the world cup

Then yes bring the pitchforks out

But until then

We are going to lose some games considering our main striker is gone and that our new supposed number 9 still hasn't gotten used to the position

For now at least expect we won't be prime real for a couple of games

But I promise you all this

We will win the domestic treble

Inshallah

[deft epoch]

I mean I can't blame naglesmann as much

[humble trench]

I see this team possibly winning the ucl so there is no need to panic

[deft epoch]

U have 4 wingers and attacking mid

And no physical CF

[humble trench]

Mane is playing as a striker and we have tel should the need arise

[deft epoch]

Actually this kinda feels like the UCL winning team of Chelsea

[humble trench]

I don't think actually that we need harry Kane

[humble trench]

Nah we aren't as bad as them