bayern-munich

[wise light]

I still rate Neuer, but he has to play better. If not, its Ulreich time and we need to look in the GKing market for a better GK

[fallow pendant]

I want Neuer to stay in form

just for a few years

So he can win the goatkeeper debate easily

[peak oasis]

He is the goatkeeper
Buffon and Casillas might be close to him but Neuer is better
And don't even bring up Yashin 💀

[fallow pendant]

LOL

i know he’s the best

I’m always supporting him

Casillas amd buffon have more clean sheets

Idk bout Casillas tbh

[wise light]

Yeah but I don't think his status should have any say on whether he should play or not

I think this season it's about who's in form. They should be the ones that play.

I like the points system Nagelsmann has implemented. It drives players to fight for their first team spot

Not too sure what the points system is, there just is a points system. That's what I've been made aware of. But anyways, its a good thing because then its pretty easy to tell who is most motivated for that spot in the first team and yeah, they'll play I guess

I love Neuer, he's the goat but still, if he's not in form, we shouldn't play him. Try out Ulreich. If he does shit than Neuer can go back into sticks

Now I'm not saying that Neuer should do one right now, give him some time of course, but if these mistakes keep continuing, Nagelsmann should question whether its time to try out Ulreich or not

[humble trench]

MATCHDAY 😍

[mortal depot]

🙌

[glass otter]

Ez

[long fox]

Lovely

[humble trench]

💪💪

[half inlet]

What did they do to Berni 😭

[fallow pendant]

he looks like muller

[half inlet]

Lmao

I preffer the old one

[minor sun]

First home game of the season! Let it be a great one!

[humble trench]

GG

have a nice time man

send a pic when ur inside

[minor sun]

Not the closest seat but we got 3 next to another on the first home game so I can’t complain

[peak oasis]

Yo that's amazing
Have a nice time

[long fox]

Line-ups out?

[peak oasis]

How old are you

[minor sun]

Thx! Hopefully we get the dub

[minor sun]

20

[peak oasis]

Oh nice
Well have fun
Well win 💪

[humble trench]

ur from München? or from bayern?

[minor sun]

Bayern but I study in USA atm

[verbal hawk]

Sadiooo

[humble trench]

offside

[verbal hawk]

Nah

[humble trench]

kinda obvious

[verbal hawk]

No

NO

Not VAR

VARsburg

haha

[humble trench]

it was obvious lmao

[verbal hawk]

Sheiße man

[humble trench]

he was like 1m offside

[verbal hawk]

Bayern are never offside

[verbal hawk]

Ole ole ole

[long fox]

Fuck off VAR

[verbal hawk]

We need some pyro in there to really show the ref who's boss

[humble trench]

jesus Christ

musiala

wth

hes so good

[long fox]

Musiala

GOAT

[verbal hawk]

Jamal

[long fox]

I love that man

[verbal hawk]

That's a great finish man

[humble trench]

Messi type of dribbling

[verbal hawk]

How can you not haha

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/musiala-jamal-musiala-musiala-bayern-musiala-bayern-munchen-musiala-bayern-munich-gif-26401196

[humble trench]

Musiala ballon dor 2022/2023???

[verbal hawk]

Only me or has Pavard really started this season great?

[humble trench]

ehhh, maybe its because im dutch, but i prefer Mazraoui

[verbal hawk]

I'm still waiting to see to be honest, both class

I think they make each other better

[humble trench]

Mazraoui is like Davies, more attacking

[verbal hawk]

True

[humble trench]

and i want de ligt to play

[verbal hawk]

I agree

[humble trench]

damn nice shot pavard

😂

[verbal hawk]

that right there

That's Pavard

Remember PSG a couple years ago he did that

[humble trench]

tbh, pavard is a bit overrated after the WC

hes still great

but some people think hes goated

[verbal hawk]

Maybe not goated

But quality for sure

[humble trench]

tbh i dont like sabitzer

never really liked that guy

[long fox]

Sanitizer

MULLER

[peak oasis]

Hey which all teams do you support
Your in like every club server

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-bayern-fcb-bayern-munich-sorry-gif-15773520

[peak oasis]

Nevermind only the two I'm in

[long fox]

Lol

2-0 btw

[verbal hawk]

Good half

[glass otter]

MUSIALA I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOU

[minor sun]

Musiala is so overwhelmingly good man

We are so varied in attack it’s insane

[verbal hawk]

Good atmosphere?

[peak oasis]

What a baller

[minor sun]

In the Südkurve ofc

[long fox]

Offside can literally suck a fuckin dick

Offsidio

[peak oasis]

Hey how was the game

[long fox]

2-0, fair nuff. Fuck the offside tho

[fallow pendant]

Sad Mane didn’t score

[minor sun]

It was really fun

First Bayern game since covid for me

[peak oasis]

Oh that must be great

[fallow pendant]

Oh shit just clocked Lewa scored the 5 goals - 9 minutes against Wolfsburg 😭

[peak oasis]

I loved musialas goal

[half inlet]

Best u-20 itw

[fallow pendant]

Looks Cheeky

[peak oasis]

How much did the tickets cost @minor sun

[minor sun]

40 euros

But it’s a little cheaper if you’re a member

[fallow pendant]

That’s crazy cheap

Also why did Ulreich get a yellow? I just heard on the radio that something happened on the bench

[verbal hawk]

40 per ticket?!

Malmö charge 58 hahah

[minor sun]

Yep

Tbh not the best sears but I can’t complain

[verbal hawk]

But bro

That's insane

Malmö shouldn't charge anything near Bayern

And they charge significantly more

Like WTF

Trying to see Spurs later this year and i had to become a member for like 43 haha

And that's without the ticket

Bayern prices insane

[fallow pendant]

Bayern is a top team that values fans

not every fan can afford 100 pounds worth of tickets

[minor sun]

True

[minor sun]

Damn

Yeah Bundesliga tickets remain reasonable

Thanks 50+1

[verbal hawk]

Yeah haha

[half inlet]

🔥🔥

[wise light]

Couldn't really watch it but heard we played well for 75 mins/90

[glass otter]

goa

[wise light]

first 15 mins was all Wolfsburg but then we played well. Mane should try better to be onside. Also, Neuer didn't really have the best day, but it was better than before.

[glass otter]

THATS WHY HES THE GOAT

THE GOOOOAT

[half inlet]

City boooooooy

[wise light]

Yes, saw this live

That was

wow

Almost scored a goal cuz of that

But yeah the cross came to nothing

What I'm most happy about is the clean sheet

Finally

Neuer was ecstatic lol

[half inlet]

Yea

Upamecano did a great game

[wise light]

That pair between Hernandez and Upa looks pretty unstopable

[half inlet]

And Pavard too

[wise light]

Pavard is looking great

[half inlet]

I wanna see a back 3 with De Ligt tho 👀

At least one game

[wise light]

Yeah maybe the DFB Pokal Round 1

Against Viktoria Koln

Where we know we're gonna win no matter what formation we play

[half inlet]

Lmao

[wise light]

Lololol

[half inlet]

That describes it pretty well

[wise light]

Yes it does

[wise light]

What a player

I miss those days, but Pavard has clearly stepped up now. Can't wait to see more of him

[glass otter]

goat twitter user

[half inlet]

Missed on the pfp tho

[wise light]

ye

New era

[half inlet]

Mi goatkeeper

I remember watching that play and thinking "WHERE IS NEUER"

Then I saw him sprinting to the ball lmao

And he almost scored

[wise light]

lol

i get nervous when that happens sometimes

When u cant see where Neuer is cuz of the camera view

But he seems to know what hes doing in those moments, except for against Frankfurt

[verbal hawk]

This haha

[verbal hawk]

so versatile can play him anywhere , midfield, playmaker, striker

really a man for the future

[wise light]

yeah

What a player

Not just his versatility, his skills, the way he holds onto the ball

Its just amazing 🔥

[onyx vapor]

this is his year

[wise light]

Dortmund with 13 acquisitions, double ours, and they're still not gonna win the league lmao

They probably won't even try after a few matchdays lol

[onyx vapor]

lol they also panic bought one season wonder modeste

[wise light]

LOL

Exactly

Whenever you panic buy someone, you know that that club isn't gonna be successful

[glass otter]

im not gay but kimmich looks cute

look at him

looks young as hell but hes 27

[mint lagoon]

🤨 🤨

[glass otter]

ez

[mint lagoon]

[glass otter]

damn i made the chat speacheless

[long fox]

Simp

[glass otter]

Im not wrong

Good looking man

[peak oasis]

Musiala is such an amazing player

[humble trench]

he is

musiala >>> Haaland / Nunez

[glass otter]

Fax

[wise light]

Gonna be the perfect Raumdeuter

Maybe an even better Raumdeuter, we'll see

3 goals so far, he's been our best player. Can't wait to see how the season progresses with him in the lineup

[onyx vapor]

tanguy nianzou from bayern munich to sevilla

done deal

permanent btw

[wise light]

Oofers

I would have wanted to keep him for CB depth, but I guess its alright

I think our priority should have been to get rid of Bouna Sarr and not him

But whatever, hopefully we don't have an injury crisis this season

[glass otter]

premier league winners

[long fox]

Bouna Sarr over Mazraoui imo

[humble trench]

Pavard over Mazraoui rn

[glass otter]

We owe him an apology

[wise light]

Sarr out of the club rn. That shouldn't even be an opinion lol

[wise light]

He's very good right now. Deserves to play in that back-line pairingg with Hernandez

Hopefully de Ligt plays well in the DFB Pokal 1st Round

I'm sure he will play then, that's when Nagelsmann wants to first rotate

[wise light]

I want the competition to be high

[humble trench]

i want him to start asap, we need him for the WC

[half inlet]

Bochum will win 4-2...
Again

[long fox]

De Ligt, Gnabry and Upa apparently injured too

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485

[humble trench]

Nah he isn't injured

It's just the point system

Nagglsmen hasn't done anything too terrible

Except playing sane rw

[glass otter]

BRUHHH

🤬

GORETZKA STOP GETTING INJURED FFS

[humble trench]

:((

[wise light]

No. He's really injured. Nagelsmann said, "It’s nothing dramatic, but we have to be careful." Also, Musiala looks like literally the best player on the field so how could the points system have done any harm and why would Nagelsmann lie too.

[humble trench]

Yeah ok fair point

[wise light]

Calm down. I'm sure other players can step up without him. And if things are going badly, it's a minor injury so I'm sure we can play him for say 20'

At least Coman can come in his place

And for CB. Why tf right after we sell Nianzou we may lose 2 of our CBs

That means Pavard will probably play CB next game, unless Nagelsmann has a plan to play any of them with minor injuries, and Mazraoui will be our RB

[half inlet]

What would yall change (based on current form, Lucas or De Ligt at their best may be better than Upamecano, etc)

[humble trench]

I would say de ligt in the future could be better than upamencano

[half inlet]

I agree but right now Upamecano is in better form

[glass otter]

Chatting shit

[wise light]

That looks like a good lineup

For form

[onyx vapor]

i hope sane and gnabry get themselves in form

[long fox]

I hope Mane finally scores a goal that's not offside

[fresh echo]

🤞🤞

[verbal hawk]

Instant ban him

[long fox]

Lmfao Dortmund

These lot just keep finding a new way to make themselves look like clowns

This is why people always say the BuLi is a farmer's league

[wise light]

Yeah

I was about to say

I think we found the reason why the Bundesliga is so easy for Bayern

It's cuz Dortmund bottle their matches

Lmao

[peak oasis]

De lift over upamencano

[humble trench]

LETS GOO

Sane the 🐐

[wise light]

Nice

0-1 7'

Still a bit worried cuz we were 0-1 up last season and went 4-1 down

Just can't give em anything really

Until we go 0-2 up

But yeah, good start I guess

[humble trench]

good save from de ligt

[wise light]

Yes

Still 0-1

Sane looks good

So far

Could have probably had 2 if not for Reimann

[wise light]

JAAAA

0-2

I know its late but who cares

0-2 29'

[bitter spruce]

how can i watch the match live

[peak oasis]

Yoo 3-0

0-3*

[humble trench]

i watch it on viaplay

[bitter spruce]

okay

[long fox]

Bayern are cookin

4-0

[verbal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-are-you-serious-kid-blinking-gif-15637790

[long fox]

7

[humble trench]

Yes

7-0 matter of fact

[wise light]

Lol

I wasn't expecting that okay

You weren't either

I can guarantee it

Also, we played w/out Musiala, that's why I thought we'd look worse than usual. We seemingly looked better than usual lol. Its great to see that players can come in for others and perform just as well, if not, better.

De Ligt looked good today, finally seeing him shine a little bit. Mane the same. All around great performance. 0-7 , What a win!

[glass otter]

who needs musiala

[wise light]

Uhm

Don't disrespect him like that, he's still our best player imo

[glass otter]

its a joke chilli

[wise light]

But yes, its great as I said, that we can play other players in his position and they can perform

[onyx vapor]

9-0 if musiala comes on

[wise light]

yeah lol

[long fox]

This team is fuckin cookin and circumcising anyone in their path...... Oh shit, we playin Gladbach next

[glass otter]

i went for 1-1

[wise light]

Yeah, oof.

I don't want to predict anything for that game

[onyx vapor]

2-0 i think

for bayern ofc

[long fox]

At least we're the home team, that's all I'm gonna say

Hopefully we finally break that Gladbach curse

[wise light]

Yeah.

[onyx vapor]

lol we conceded only 1 goal in three matches ur acting like gladbach is 2015 barca

[glass otter]

guys i know my club very well

i guessed 3 assists out of 4

i only guessed vidovic wrong

[long fox]

They always play like 2015 Barca against Bayern, no matter how shit their previous results can be

or better yet 2011 Barca, cuz we actually beat 2015 Barca lol

[glass otter]

aired

[glass otter]

we still got knocked out

[glass otter]

2009 barca

2008 barca without hte 0's

[long fox]

Still

[glass otter]

aired

[wise light]

exactly.

And also no matter how good our results are

We just seemingly play shit against them

For some reason

And then the game after them is like it never happened lol

[long fox]

Yea, it's fuckin weird

[glass otter]

bruh were still hated cuz farmers league

will ppl grow up

[long fox]

DVD and Leipshit tax for bein serial bottlejobs

[glass otter]

and neverkusen

and memefurt

i think its fair we remove the ones who left

so probably half the squad

thomas out kratos out newt out marquez out

we need replacements

[mint lagoon]

Me

[peak oasis]

Oh

[glass otter]

What position

[mint lagoon]

Striker

[glass otter]

3 strikers 🥶

wait nvm thomas gone

[peak oasis]

center mid

[long fox]

Wait, Memequez left? Fuck, who am I gonna bully on a daily basis now?

[glass otter]

actually

new bully

i bully u

portex

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-laugh-funny-hahaha-laugh-gif-17350624

[half inlet]

Lucas yesterday 🥶

[glass otter]

Luca hernandsh

[half inlet]

Bro I just saw it

There's a Mané gif in a bayern shirt

https://tenor.com/view/mane-sadio-mane-mane-bayern-mane-bayern-munchen-mane-bayern-munich-gif-26401140

[glass otter]

Dcda + r

Jk

[humble trench]

I just love being a Bayern fan you know

Any club except real we can pull up a scoreline and Laugh at them

[glass otter]

yes

[proper wind]

fr

we might even have a chance against real but that's a tough one to predict

[mint lagoon]

Hmm

[wise light]

And gladbach :/

[humble trench]

Gladbach we got our revenge

[visual ermine]

What's the draw you are streaming of for Bayern

[glass otter]

#bayernout

[atomic comet]

Group C

[long fox]

Barca

[wise light]

Well

That should be pretty easy

At least we didn't get Liverpool

[peak oasis]

Barca

[wise light]

(given our h2hs recently)

[peak oasis]

Btw. Why was everyone hoping for Liverpool vs bayern I don't get it

[long fox]

We're in the same group with Barca again

[wise light]

yeah lol. I don't want that.

[wise light]

Yeah. Was hoping for Sevilla or Tott but Barcas my #3 option ig

Especially given that we've beaten them 14-2 across the last three games we played against them

[minor sun]

it would be a challenging matchup

[long fox]

Well, let's send em to the Europa League again

[wise light]

Lol

Imagine

[wise light]

Lewandowski vs Bayern 🥶

[proper wind]

same

[verbal hawk]

Why did they put us with Barca again

Bruh

[wise light]

Why not.

[long fox]

Just fuckin had to be

[proper wind]

yall think we can thrash them again?

[wise light]

Completely random tho

[wise light]

nah maybe like 2-1 or smth in both games

To bayern

They're defo better than last season

[proper wind]

yeah thats for sure

[verbal hawk]

Already seen it, could have made it more interesting tbf

[wise light]

But still not as good to beat us, especially with our current form

[proper wind]

mhm

[wise light]

Yeah lol but its random so i guess thats how it is

[verbal hawk]

It's not random

Don't trust UEFA mafia

[wise light]

Yeah it probably isnt random lmao

Those two balls probably both said C on them lol

[long fox]

Oh well, let's batter em again

[atomic comet]

especially if we get Barca again lol

[long fox]

Muller's still with us

[wise light]

And we have Mane and are on flying form lol

If we get Benfica again

I swear its rigged

But nah not an option

So nvm

Must be paired with Porto which makes sense

[atomic comet]

Porto and the "PARK THE BUS AT EVERY MINUTE" Atletico

[wise light]

Dortmund vs Haaland

Lol its so rigged isnt it

[proper wind]

it actually is

[wise light]

Cuz Lewa vs Bayern and haaland vs Dortmund

Leverkusen might make it out. Pn tho lmao.

[verbal hawk]

It's been exposed it's rigged so many times at this point haha

[wise light]

They'll find some way to fuck it up

Give us Sporting!

[proper wind]

D

[wise light]

boo

[long fox]

No Sporting

Inter

[proper wind]

inter v bayern

damn

[long fox]

Fuck

[atomic comet]

Inter Hmm

[wise light]

God dammit

Group of death

[peak oasis]

Inter

Fuck

[minor sun]

yessss

revenge time

[wise light]

Not looking forward to this

Barca defo to EL now lmao

[long fox]

Shit

[humble trench]

I LOVE THIS

idc

we will win 6/6

[wise light]

Maybe 4-2-0?

[humble trench]

nah

[wise light]

In terms of record

[humble trench]

6-0-0

[atomic comet]

5-1-0 maybe for me? but idk

[humble trench]

guys cmon

we will win everything

[wise light]

that makes more sense

[humble trench]

give us marsaille

please

[wise light]

2 wins v Pot 4, 2 wins v Barca, 1 win v Inter, 1 draw v Inter

[humble trench]

LETS SHOW THEM WHO WE ARE

[wise light]

Give us Copenhagen or something

Just someone easy

[humble trench]

nahh

bro cmon

we will win

just trust

[wise light]

I'm not trusting it yet. We lost to Villarreal last season

[humble trench]

yeah but look at our new team

and how we play

musiala will score 6 goals in group stage

[wise light]

Yeah we looked in rich form at the start of last season too

We defo better tho than last season

So I'm less worried

But still worried

[humble trench]

we got de ligt

one of the best (young) defenders

[long fox]

I'm most worried about Inter

[humble trench]

inter >> barca

thats a fax

[long fox]

Fuck these lot

[humble trench]

i hope we destroy barca again LAWL

ahwww

fuck

[long fox]

We finna bully Barca again

[wise light]

Marseille -> D

[humble trench]

scared of lakaka?

[wise light]

same

Although Inter never seem to do well in the UCL tbf

Plz

[atomic comet]

ever since 2010 they never have done well yea

[wise light]

Yeah

I'm less worried now that I remembered that lol

Also we haven't lossed a game since what 2018 in the UCL GS?

[long fox]

6 dubs out of 6 easily, we too OP

[atomic comet]

ehhh

[wise light]

Bruh why the hell is our group seemingly always last lol

Don't really want Rangers

Put em in A plz

[long fox]

A

[wise light]

Yes

[atomic comet]

they are in A!

[wise light]

That's a good group, A

[atomic comet]

A for Ajax lol sounds fitting

[wise light]

I'd take any of the remaining three

Lol

[atomic comet]

Zagreb to Group E

[wise light]

Maccabi Haifa drawn

I'd take either or

[long fox]

H

[wise light]

Alright we got like the easiest team ever then

[long fox]

We get Viktoria lol

[wise light]

Lmaooo

2 wins there at least

Oliver Khan looks worried

[atomic comet]

I feel bad for Viktoria Plzen lol

[wise light]

Lol

[long fox]

Let's bone Viktoria

[wise light]

Alright

I'm satisfied with it i guess

I'm just glad we didn't get Liverpool + Inter

[humble trench]

lets bone barca harder than viktoria

[long fox]

Bone em all the way to Europa League again

[wise light]

But first let's try to batter Gladbach this weekend

And break the curse

[long fox]

I'd absolutely love that shit

[wise light]

Otherwise im gonna have to YTP "We don't talk about bruno" and make it "We dont talk about Gladbach"

[long fox]

[wise light]

Lol

I dont know who will go to EL. Inter or Barca

Inter bottles more

Barca's been shit recently

[long fox]

Barca must be really tired of us at this point

[wise light]

Yeah lol

14-2 last 3 games

(That 8-2 btw, Lewa only scored once so)

[long fox]

Yea and even before that, 2013 was a massacre too

[humble trench]

Can't believe we got Barca

[wise light]

yep

[wise light]

Lol I can, It was written in the script after Lewa said he doesnt want Bayern

[long fox]

City got DVD as well, Haaland vs Dortmund

[humble trench]

Sounds very scripted ngl

[verbal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/7up-omer-j-omerjgraphics-gif-21489607

[peak oasis]

Guys we might be in the group of death but don't forget
It's caled the group of death because of us

[verbal hawk]

It very much is

Very obvious at this point

[verbal hawk]

💯

[humble trench]

Lewa gonna wish he never left when he's against us lol

[atomic comet]

ok why is it not working

Fine

[verbal hawk]

Roma sells tickets before draw

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/barca-vs-bayern-gif-18115931

[verbal hawk]

One of the balls froze once indicating they are hot and cold

Some shuffles are extremly questionable

[long fox]

Damn, the Barca subreddit's goin haywire. Copium at it's highest order. It's lovely

They can hear the UEL anthem already

[glass otter]

Ez group

Come oooon

[long fox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA1QiJG0kZE

[robust juniper]

we got group of death

thats alright

this group goes as a list of bayern>barca>inter>plzen

i say bayern go through 16 points (draw with barca)

barca 11 points also go through

inter 7 points

europa

and plzen 0 points

[humble trench]

If we draw with anyone I'd say Inter

[wise light]

draw with barca are you having a laugh

We've beaten them 14-2 in the last 3 games

[wise light]

agreed

16 points yes, but draw to Inter

[robust juniper]

INTER?

ARE YOU DIZZY?

inter will be the fly and we will be the frog

barca is the cockroach

[wise light]

Lol

I think Inter is better than Barca

As bad as they may be in the UCL

I think they'll advance, Inter.

Sounds crazy given Barca's signings but

They scream bottlejobs

Idk its gonna be close

Between the 2 of them for EL lmao

We should easily win this group, but I think we'll dispatch Barca twice and draw once with Inter

But I'm not really focused on that right now, the UCL.

I'm focused on hoping we get our revenge on Gladbach finally

That 5-0 loss haunts my dreams

And I'm asking all of you, to not make a prediction for this game for Bayern to win. In fact, predict Gladbach to win and maybe Bayern will.

just please let us break this curse lol

[atomic comet]

Unless Xavi pulls a Pep and does brilliantly, I agree

[wise light]

ye

[atomic comet]

To be fair knowing that he played under pep I wouldn’t be surprised f he did but it certainly won’t be shown this year

[mint lagoon]

hmm

[peak oasis]

Barca will get destroyed

[long fox]

Let's not jinx it. As much as I love to meme and talk shit, I've learned my lesson

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1563218071804067840?s=21&t=wJybo8yUJGSgtd1DjboyUQ

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

With the imminent sale of Joshua Zirkzee, Bayern have cracked the €100m mark in player sales in one window for the first time in the club's history [📸 @SkySportNews]

Twitter · Aug 26, 2022, 5:33 PM

[glass otter]

finally zirkzee sold

no more running into the goal

[peak oasis]

i have too learnt my lesson but only as a liverpool fan
as a bayern fan im not afraid

[wise light]

hey! We're #1 in the UEFA power rankings right now (disregarding Man City cuz they're never gonna win it lmao)

[mint lagoon]

Less go

[glass otter]

B-b-but farmers league 😭

[wise light]

Lol exactly

[glass otter]

prem newgens wont let u know that bundesliga is good

[humble trench]

SO HYPED FOR THE GAME

[long fox]

We playin Barca on 13th, can't fuckin wait

Inter away in our opening game

[humble trench]

was thinking about buying tickets, but already got tickets for something else

[mint mango]

wow

[half inlet]

I'm ready for Sommer's masterclass

[half inlet]

The first game against Barça is the day of Müller's birthday in the Allianz Arena

We gotta win

[long fox]

Muller hatty incoming

[wise light]

Well what do you know

0-1

HT

[long fox]

Gladbach can eat shit

Ofc it's 1-0 Gladbach

[wise light]

At least we didn't lose!

But still, we can't beat bogey team Gladbach. 1-1 FT

[humble trench]

Bro

de ligt need more gametime

I’m going to kill Sommer if I see him

That man is too dangerous to be left alive

[long fox]

Great game! I really enjoy the way we play, fuckin Sommer tho

This guy's on a whole new level every time he plays us

[minor sun]

Yeah it’s fun to watch and effective

[half inlet]

😭

[long fox]

Oh well, still top of the league. Who gives a fuck, it's just the Gladbach curse. We move

[half inlet]

If we play like this in ucl we will top the group

[long fox]

Sommer and Gladbach doin Sommer and Gladbach tings

[humble trench]

A draw is an upgrade from losing the last 3 games against them👍

[glass otter]

No

We should apologize to gnabry

[humble trench]

sane is in-sane

Gnabry should fix his hair ngl

Just a little bit shorter

And perfect

[half inlet]

🔥🔥

[glass otter]

ankara messi

[half inlet]

Is it me or it looks low quality?

[glass otter]

low quality

[long fox]

low quality

[long fox]

Barca game gon be spicy

[glass otter]

Pow puality

[long fox]

Poland sucks

[glass otter]

Reps beer

[long fox]

Beer supremacy

[verbal hawk]

Imagine polish beer

0,0005%

[glass otter]

We have good beer

[verbal hawk]

Good soda

0.00000045%

[wise light]

We didn't lose the last three. Two L's one draw last season.

[wise light]

sane's meh

[verbal hawk]

Sane is so underrated and i've said it ever since people said he had a bad season when he arrived

Bro

Sane and Diaz are the 2 most creative and probably best left playmakers in the world in my opinion

[wise light]

Sane is inconsistent

But on his good days

I agree with that

[humble trench]

Not halal enough

[deft epoch]

Sane is great on a good day

Good on average days

Bad on bad days

[wise light]

Yeah

[humble trench]

we got this boys

easy

[wise light]

Are you talking about Viktoria Köln? Lol we'll probably do another 0-12

[long fox]

Another 0-12 or Bagelsmann out imo

[glass otter]

Nagelswomann

[half inlet]

Tel is playing left winger?

[wise light]

I've just got very nervous about this game.

[half inlet]

Nah bro wtf what is this 😭

Sommer's friend

[wise light]

yeah seriously

I swear we're probably gonna lose this now lmao

Never say we'll win 12-0, we'll lose then. Lesson learned.

[half inlet]

Damn De Ligt

BRO WTF WHAT A FUCKING SAVE

[wise light]

phew.

1-0

[minor sun]

yes

[glass otter]

lads

we cant fucking shoot

thats why they save so much

[long fox]

2-0, should be 10 by now. Nagelsmann out

[humble trench]

nagelsmann is doing fine

[wise light]

Well thats it. 5-0

[versed panther]

Yesterday’s goal was tel’s first ever senior professional goal?

[minor sun]

yes

he has barely had any minutes tho

[versed panther]

wow cool

[glass otter]

W

[wise light]

yes. And it was a cracker of a finish.

[onyx vapor]

more will be coming from him

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1565656122584965120?s=20&t=UWnpOVrJeGSJCKmHjW_QWg

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Nagelsmann on the lineup: "We'll make some changes compared to the Pokal game. Benji Pavard will certainly start again tomorrow. The players who didn't play in the Pokal will come back"

Likes

284

Twitter · Sep 2, 2022, 11:01 AM

[verbal hawk]

@long fox we can't catch a break can we

[deft epoch]

#Nagelsmann out

[verbal hawk]

let's hope we turn it around but wtf was that haha

[deft epoch]

@verbal hawk are you Indian.

?

[verbal hawk]

no?

[deft epoch]

Can't find any channel streaming Bayern match here

Previously it was there in Star Sports/Sony ten

[verbal hawk]

https://www.sportsadda.com/football/news/bundesliga-2022-23-football-telecast-live-streaming-india

YEEEESSS

what a goal that is

[long fox]

1-1?

[verbal hawk]

Kimmich

[long fox]

Thank god

[glass otter]

WHY WE NOT WINNING LAD

WHYYY

[long fox]

This is so fuckin annoying

[wise light]

The most I've seen us struggle.

This season

[glass otter]

gladbahc

[wise light]

1-1 FT. Annoying result.

[wise light]

No I mean to create chances

[glass otter]

punion perlin

[wise light]

Welp we'll be back to winning ways, surely, next matchday. We play Stuttgart lol

[long fox]

Oh well whatever, on to Inter

Fuck Union tho. Dirty fuckwads

[onyx vapor]

were 3rd now bruh

[long fox]

Bayern just had to fuck up their game to completely ruin my day. Ffs

[long fox]

At least winnin the league nowadays is a guarantee lmfao

The UCL's my focus

[humble trench]

It honestly doesn’t matter anymore

We’ve set the record by a margin

Also

It’s only the 5th fricking match day. There’s still PLENTY of time for us to win again

[minor sun]

bayern player wages

[glass otter]

Huge drop between de ligt and sabitzer

[peak oasis]

surprised to see neuer still that high up

but he deserves it

[hidden quest]

thats insane football players make that much

lowkey surprised

[humble trench]

Yes

It's getting top of our group that matters

Preferably 18 points but who knows

[humble trench]

Barca aren't the same Barca they were back then but we still have a better squad and considering that's there entire argument for them in them beating us

I think we have a better chance

[long fox]

Recently I've developed some of FootyClash's jinxing powers, so I ain't sayin nothin

[humble trench]

Omar isn’t even at the club anymore

[humble trench]

Also, i just have to ask guys

Very important question

WHO IS LEWANDOWSKI?!

Never heard of him!

[glass otter]

I dont know mate

I only know lewangoalski

[icy timber]

https://tenor.com/view/lewandowski-tanczy-essa-tany-tany-lewandowski-gif-21541700

[wise light]

It's called athlete wages. They're ridiculous.

[wise light]

yeah its just annoying lol. But yeah we play Stuttgart next after Inter sooo yeah thats a win lol

[wise light]

don't disrespect him again lol.

Also I'm not saying thank you to brazzo unless we get out of this 2nd round of the Pokal finally

Augsburg away, better than Gladbach, worse than Kiel

We lost to Augsburg (a) last season, so we have to be focused.

[half inlet]

Sané buzz cut 🥶

Nvm

[glass otter]

💀💀

[humble trench]

Lmao

[surreal cradle]

Bayern München record:

Vs Barcelona: 9 wins, 2 draws, 2 losses

Vs Inter: 3 wins, 1 draw, 4 losses

Vs Plzen: 4 wins, 0 draws, 0 losses

[glass otter]

inter L

we have 9 and not 10 wins cuz there was no 2nd leg

[surreal cradle]

I'd love to get revenge for 2011

[half inlet]

Wasnt it 2010?

[surreal cradle]

2011

[surreal cradle]

I was referring to the last time they knocked us out but yes, this too

[glass otter]

Apparently Barca fans say they own us cuz 2015

[half inlet]

Lmao

[long fox]

They really do own us man. We are finished, are we?

[surreal cradle]

Only 9

We are shit

[long fox]

Imagine beating Barca 9 times

[half inlet]

Bayern squad going to Milan

[glass otter]

so our whole squad

where fructhl

[surreal cradle]

[glass otter]

fruchtl

[surreal cradle]

We dont need Fruchtl

You mean where is Bouna

[glass otter]

@long fox

replace sarr with stanisic

[long fox]

Poland sucks

[glass otter]

you suck

[half inlet]

Beer sucks

[long fox]

Imagine thinkin beer sucks, stick to your Kool-Aid

[glass otter]

Beer sucks

Drink sparkling water

[minor sun]

he plays for wien now

[glass otter]

oh

[humble trench]

God damn I miss Zirkzee

I remember when he saved us against Freiburg

Ok he didn’t do that much

Sure he’s a good prospect

But he was never gonna get game time at Bayern

[wise light]

true

[peak oasis]

matchday predictions?

[humble trench]

2-0 vs Inter

[glass otter]

If we lose be prepared for the kids calling us farmers

[runic phoenix]

not enough

the ylost 3-1 to lazio

[runic phoenix]

it will be justified lol

but we won't lose

luckily perisic moved on

[half inlet]

I predict 2-0/3-0 for us

[half inlet]

My friend who know nothing about football predicted 3-1 for us 👍🏻

[glass otter]

W

[half inlet]

What a pass by Wanner for Ibrahimovic to score 🥶

[glass otter]

is that youth ucl

[atomic comet]

yes because it would've been Incredibly weird if Wanner passed to Zlatan in this game lol

[humble trench]

onana will play against bayern

so i hope its gonna be easy

[atomic comet]

or Handanovic, the lineups aren't out yet

[humble trench]

nah its onana

[atomic comet]

Ah ok

maybe Inter's plan is to Start Handanovic in the league and Onana everywhere else

[minor sun]

Musiala and wanner is such crazy talent man

We cannot lose them

[atomic comet]

Especially Musiala

[surreal cradle]

Bayern XI against Inter:

Neuer © -
Pavard, de Ligt, Hernández, Davies -
Kimmich, Sabitzer -
Coman, Sané -
Müller, Mané

#MiaSanMia https://t.co/MH6Je3e5WQ

No Goretzka or Musiala

[glass otter]

fuck

still a good team aint ganna lie

[surreal cradle]

Yeah

[glass otter]

we'll draw i reckon

[long fox]

Gimme a solid 2-0 win

[deft epoch]

No gnabry

He should play these games

A better goalscorer than Coman for crunch games

Noone here

[long fox]

Damn, the Bundesliga ain't lookin good lmfao. First Leipzig, now Memefurt

[deft epoch]

Just watch Bayern and dortmund games

U will be fine

[long fox]

Dortmund? Bruh, they're ass lmao

[deft epoch]

They still get some results done in UCL

Frankfurt, Bayer r so inconsistent

[long fox]

They playin City next, this will be a fuckin bloodbath

[deft epoch]

Dortmund atleast r in top 4 Bundesliga sides every season

Getting consistent champions league experience

[deft epoch]

Well they can qualify 2nd

[long fox]

They ain't beatin Sevilla either

[deft epoch]

Sevilla was bang average vs city

Dortmund won't be smashed 5-0

[humble trench]

5-1

[minor sun]

frankfurt are not good i dont know why people have expectations for them

they were midtable last season

midtable this season

[minor sun]

as of now yea, but wanner's watch is real and in a while when he starts getting more cameos everyone will see

[humble trench]

good tackle

[verbal hawk]

Two front war to be fair

Didn't even realise but that setup such a great punchline

Controversial haha

[minor sun]

will be even worse this season with UCL and fixture congestion

[verbal hawk]

Probably yeah

I'm just pissed right now because of Liverpool

Haven't even watched this game

How are we doing?

[long fox]

Winning, unlike some other team

[minor sun]

we've been comfortably better, allowing only few chances (5 shots) but we've created a lot of chances (14 shots). onana has been pretty solid today

if their keeper had a poor game we could easily have 2 or 3 goals

[verbal hawk]

Sound very good

It's bayern ball innit

Inter have been pretty bad but i assume they've prepared for this game

[minor sun]

not in very good form

hope we can score one or two next half and keep a clean sheet

[verbal hawk]

YES

FUCK UEFA

Not stopping us

Pay that fine with pride

You sit in the media seats?

[minor sun]

no this isnt my pic lol

im out of the country for education so i wont be at any matches for some time sadly

[atomic comet]

imagine if you actually sat there though. What a view you'd get!

[verbal hawk]

Ah, good luck man

[atomic comet]

Good Luck with the Education!

[minor sun]

thank you!

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/AwayDays_/status/1567608430059216897?s=20&t=SfzTgKAXAFk14MoyEYdF3g

Football Away Days (@AwayDays_)

Bayern Munich fans in the San Siro tonight🔥

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 8:19 PM

[verbal hawk]

Winning the war in the stands at San Siro wow

Who can you hear on tv?

[glass otter]

Poland still sucks?

[long fox]

Yes

[verbal hawk]

You take that back

[glass otter]

Why

[verbal hawk]

😭

[glass otter]

Ur Malmo fan

Unless u plastic

[verbal hawk]

i'm a plastic Malmö fan?

[glass otter]

No

Liverpool and Bayern fan

[verbal hawk]

Guess i'm a plastic then

[atomic comet]

Own Goal! 2-0 to the Rekordmeister!

think i spelled that right

[verbal hawk]

Yay

[long fox]

Ayeee

[minor sun]

absolutely amazing worked out goal

sane when he does that...

[long fox]

cough cough And Real Madrid

[minor sun]

he just runs through everyone our team doesnt even have to move just one touch passes

[verbal hawk]

This is not a roast session

[glass otter]

What the hell that too?

[verbal hawk]

Guys i'm not plastic

All steel

[long fox]

I've seen way worse tho lmfao

[verbal hawk]

Bro it's not bad

I inherited it

The fact we're still here after 2012 shows something

Lewa hattrick man ew

[long fox]

Next Tuesday finna be juicy

[verbal hawk]

Bit nervous have to say

If Lewa scores a winner or something i swear

[glass otter]

barca is scary tbh

[atomic comet]

relax they only played Viktoria Plzn

[glass otter]

tru but they cookin

btw now that we won we cant be called farmers

[minor sun]

they are better than inter

[glass otter]

gegar do i know ball

[verbal hawk]

The whole farmers league thing is just so stupid in my opinion, to say it about any league

[minor sun]

yeah definitely above average

[glass otter]

I said lewa works hard he fits any system

[minor sun]

true

[long fox]

Thank you very much

[minor sun]

happy with that performance, we limited chances well and created plenty, could have scored more

[verbal hawk]

Barca prediction from that?

[minor sun]

2-1 bayern but i think both sides will create enough chances, it will come down to if ter stegen has a strong game like keepers have recently been having against us.

[glass otter]

No

3-0

[minor sun]

barca are better than inter

[glass otter]

Ik

But

We Play better against barca

[minor sun]

they've strengthened too and their manager is very intelligent

we will create more chances for sure

[verbal hawk]

Bro the uniform 😭

Looks very simmilar haha

[long fox]

Neverkusen lost too lmfao

[onyx vapor]

5 bundesliga teams in ucl only 2 win on md 1

[humble trench]

Really good game by Bayern

Sané’s really starting to grow on me

[onyx vapor]

insane

[half inlet]

The Lucas - De Ligt CB partnership still hasn’t conceded a single goal yet

[glass otter]

Start imo

[wise light]

I know im extremely late but nice win yesterday i guess? lads

Seems like were sailing to another unbeaten UCL group

Barca away is the only hard game left imo

[deft epoch]

Eventually the finances would take a hit on barca

They have somehow managed to buy missing pieces as of now to make it work

[deft epoch]

Both were underrated just coz of team they played in Juve and Atletico

While if u remember there was crazy hype when De ligt was in Ajax like he is some sort of prime maldini pro max

[half inlet]

He even won golden boy lol

I remember the edits of De Jong going with Messi and De Ligt with Cristiano lmao

[deft epoch]

Bayern need to trash barca again btw

To stop Bayern players from going to barca

Else I already see De ligt in that list in future

☕

After his contract ends or 1 year before

[deft epoch]

He was really good but people were hyping him up a lot more than that at Ajax

It was good for bayern that he worked under radar at Juve

[humble trench]

Just because we don't win one match doesn't mean that our players are going to leave

[deft epoch]

I was doing hyperbole

Anyways these things do matter in long run....after losing so much to Barcelona, arsenal players went to barca in truckloads coz it was dream destination at that time

[humble trench]

Yes but now adays it isn't exactly a dream destination

[deft epoch]

If Barca become a top dog for UCL again they may as well in future poach technically gifted players

[humble trench]

Places like bayern are

[humble trench]

That's a big if

[deft epoch]

Better to keep it that way

[humble trench]

Yep lmao

[half inlet]

World class

[hidden quest]

lewandowski player of the week

only if he was still at Bayern 😞