bayern-munich

[humble trench]

yup

i hope

[fallow pendant]

Anywhere where I can see bayerns finance?

Aren’t we already in debt and are still buying players

[onyx vapor]

when's bayern ever in debt

[glacial palm]

yeah lmfao

amazing business decisions

OFFICIAL‼️ Bayern have offered €20M to ronaldo to stop calling them‼️‼️‼️

[fallow pendant]

Source: fabrizio romano

[fallow pendant]

Oh shit you’re right

a while ago I saw it said Bayern are in debt

[humble trench]

pretty sure they arent 🤣

[fallow pendant]

No they’re not

But I saw somewhere it said they did

I swear 😭

[humble trench]

We ain't Barca

[onyx vapor]

maybe the article u saw was about fcb (barcelona) in debt

[glacial palm]

Y’all saw that gravenberch assist?

i saw it on ig

lol

[onyx vapor]

which goal

[glacial palm]

its on the fcbayern insta

i didnt watch the whole game

[onyx vapor]

oh yeah the mulller goal

[glacial palm]

was busy

but really good dribbling by ryan and assist

[onyx vapor]

a pity he didnt score a goal

[glacial palm]

tbh ryan really seems good by this

how much did we buy him for

[onyx vapor]

38.5 m

[glacial palm]

bargain

[onyx vapor]

oh wait that is his current market value

not the fee

we only paid 20.35 m for gravenberch

[glacial palm]

BARGAIN

[onyx vapor]

yep

[humble trench]

and hes 20 💀

[glacial palm]

BARGAIN

how tall is he btw

[onyx vapor]

pretty tall

[humble trench]

1.90

[onyx vapor]

bruh

[humble trench]

so that's like 6'5?

6'6

[onyx vapor]

he is pacey as well

another goretzka

[humble trench]

@glacial palm

[humble trench]

yeah

[modern escarp]

I think the annual financial reports should be open to the public

At least, I could find some from other clubs when I looked for them

[humble trench]

yeah for last year

not this year

[modern escarp]

Yeah duh

Because the financial year is not over so why would there be a financial report

You can't actually see what's in their bank accounts lol

[humble trench]

i know

[modern escarp]

Or is that what Neuer guy meant

[humble trench]

i was looking at the financial overview of Barca a few days ago

[modern escarp]

Yeah some are pretty interesting reads

[humble trench]

but yeah that is dumb asf

[onyx vapor]

lol

[glacial palm]

now thats a perfect youngster

i hope he does well after preseason

[humble trench]

same

[fallow pendant]

https://fcbayern.com/binaries/content/assets/downloads/homepage/jhv/en/2019_annualfinancialstatementoffcbayernmuenchenag.pdf?v=1573841401275

Not much profit but I don’t think they really care about the profit

[fallow pendant]

6.2*

Lol

[humble trench]

oh lmao

yeah idk what it is

[fallow pendant]

just use Siri

[humble trench]

i only know that 6'7 = 2 meters

[fallow pendant]

say 190 cm in foot lol

[humble trench]

got oneplus

[fallow pendant]

Oh

💀

[humble trench]

and too lazy to google it

[humble trench]

nah really chill phone tbh

[fallow pendant]

no I’m saying 💀 cause you don’t have Siri

[humble trench]

ahhh 😂

[onyx vapor]

oof

[glass otter]

Hi

[glass otter]

18,5 mil in euros

[onyx vapor]

how the hell did barca manage to sign kounde now

[glass otter]

happy birthday nagelsmann

[glacial palm]

#HBD

btw when’s the FCB x oilfc match?

europe timing if you can

[onyx vapor]

about 7 am for u maybe

[glacial palm]

ah shieße

idc about the result

i just want good overall performance from the boys

its preseason after all

i hope de ligt has a good performance

[humble trench]

Mathys Tel to Bayern, here we go!

[onyx vapor]

30m is a bit too much ngl

bayern made a gamble

[long fox]

Oh, we playin Oilchester Shitty today

[glass otter]

btw

if we win bundesliga

how on earth is mane gonna celebrate

[humble trench]

Non alcoholic beer?

[onyx vapor]

mane cant drink?

[humble trench]

He's muslim

[onyx vapor]

i see

[atomic comet]

Non-Acholic beverage instead?

[humble trench]

That can work

[half inlet]

Same way as Ribéry?

[fallow pendant]

NO

WHENS THW MATCH

Bruh

Midnight 😭

[lethal compass]

in 4 hours

[humble trench]

same with Mazraoui

[versed panther]

Boateng once poured bear on ribery iirc

https://twitter.com/JeromeBoateng/status/334354061157605376?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^334354061157605376|twgr^|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-18646941621197673381.ampproject.net%2F2207071723000%2Fframe.html

Jérôme Boateng (@JeromeBoateng)

Me and my bro Ribéry everything is Fine it was nonalcohol Beer so all Good

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Twitter · May 14, 2013, 5:06 PM

[versed panther]

He posted this because some news tabloids were saying ribery was mad at him or something

[fallow pendant]

Can’t believe what happened with his girl

Can’t look at him the same way

[fallow pendant]

So confused

Why buy players then put them as substitutes for upcoming matches

[half inlet]

Only 26 minutes

[onyx vapor]

our signings make the different in the second half

[half inlet]

I rlly wanted to see Gravenberch - Kimmich

[onyx vapor]

is the match gonna be live on the bayern youtube channel?

[half inlet]

Yes

[onyx vapor]

nice

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh424019499-gif-25675566

[atomic comet]

1-0

didn't take long for Haaland

[humble trench]

?

boateng

[wise light]

That ref

Was terrible

Zirkzee was clean through. 1 on 1. AND HE FUCKING ENDS THE GAME

I'm not surprised.

He's a bald ref and he probably works for CONCACAF

Typical bald ref move and typical CONCACAF ref move. The two combined is a death sentence.

Fuck this honestly. It's a friendly anyways, but we should have gotten 1 goal at least.

And we actually played okay to be honest

Kimmich was dreadful though

Ulreich had a better game than normal

We just couldn't get the final pass right

Not terrible at all, the defense looked pretty solid although we had a lot of space open

But yeah good game otherwise I guess. But still, fuming cuz of that ref decision.

Ah well, off to München now

[onyx vapor]

its ok mate it was only a friendly

usa fans are terrible as well

the fan tried to catch the ball and it fell

the fan pointed at the ball meaning that he/she wants it as the steward walks near it

1st time seeing the fans actually wants the matchball

[wise light]

Lol

Still, we should have drawn, we deserved a goal.

I'm from the US and I agree, us fans are terrible

They don't know what they're doing.

Cuz they've never been I guess. You can't judge them too hard, our country has a shit league.

[onyx vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDB7EUYiFlw&t=2162s

[wise light]

Lol

And apparently they're gonna be UCL winners 2023

[onyx vapor]

im watching this to remove my emotions of this game even tho its a friendly

[wise light]

Lol

Kimmich was shit. I've never seen him play so badly

Mazraoui didn't have a great second game either

Ulreich actually was okay for once

[onyx vapor]

we missed so many chances

[wise light]

No we missed so many of the final balls

[onyx vapor]

ye

[wise light]

We had 0 shots on target as far as I'm aware

But we still should have scored

Either with that Zirkzee through on goal

(Which the ref ended the game at)

Or Gnabry's goal that wasn't offside

Cuz Cancelo was playing Muller on

Stupid reffing, we would have been 1-0 up and the game would have been a different story

Well it's Haaland's first win over Bayern. Kinda laughable.

Can't wait to see him get injured in about 2 weeks

But anyways, back to Munich and holy shit what a transfer window

The signings keep coming

Next up is Laimer

We've signed 5 guys holy shit

I still think Brazzo isn't right for the job. I feel as if he's kinda doing all of this business to save his job lmao. Maybe I'm wrong but I just feel like he's made some awful decisions in the past such as letting so many defenders go for free and having Lewa go under his watch

He's got a good charm in transfer negotiations tho

Can he just manage the people coming in rather than the people going out

He'd be a lot better at that job

Rather than doing both

imo

But yeah, this Bayern team looks pretty good, pretty complete, especially for the season upcoming. Laimer would help given the Goretzka situation. But honestly, Sabitzer has looked really good lately

It's gonna be hard getting a spot in the midfield

[onyx vapor]

we just need a quality striker

i hope we draw city in the champions league for a real match

[wise light]

It would be nice, I'm sure we can find a way to play a False 9

[mint lagoon]

We need Kane, but that's next year

[glass otter]

no shots on target

[glacial palm]

bro

we do actually need a striker

[glass otter]

who did we play up top

i forgor 💀

i was sleeping

[glacial palm]

tbh idk i havent watched it yet

i slept lmfao

but i dont think mane can play as ST

[glass otter]

play him false 9

ez

[fallow pendant]

Bayern Bayern Bayern

long exhale

I feel like defence should’ve been able to prevent Haaland’s goal

if they just marked him yk

[long fox]

So Haaland finally got his win over Bayern 🤮

[fallow pendant]

Go dms

[glass otter]

go to la liga

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1551070701196640257?s=21&t=G5d-ZpamjrWtMRBb9eK-Yw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Julian Nagelsmann confirms Mathys Tel as new Bayern signing: “One day, he could be one of the best forwards and I have the vision that he can score 40 goals at some point of his career” 🚨🇫🇷 #FCBayern

Bayern will pay €20m plus €8.5m add-ons to Rennes for this boy born in 2005.

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[glass otter]

who dis

[minor sun]

Wonderkid from rennes

Won’t get many minutes this season tho I think we overpaid. We should have waited until next summer

[fallow pendant]

Why not?

Just because it’s a friendly doesn’t mean they should play their best

[minor sun]

Because no one involved in it is taking it seriously enough for it to be worth anything

[onyx vapor]

i like arnaud kalimuendo

a similar player compared to tel

[verbal hawk]

[glacial palm]

bro

de ligt is better than ruben dias in fifa

ngl

bro has been intercepting dangerous crosses more than dias

dias seems more on the centre while de ligt prefers wings

i usually have 1 fullback on attack but it isnt a really good thing lol

[fallow pendant]

^

[glass otter]

Que

[glacial palm]

que pro

[half inlet]

Mathys Tel completed his medical check

[versed panther]

28.5 million for someone who has played a total of 88 minutes in all of his professional career is pretty risky imo

He must be insanely promising at the youthful level for him to cost that much ig

Is he @minor sun?

[fallow pendant]

OMG

I’m older than him

😭

Nah I’m a failure in life

[minor sun]

Yes I’ve watched him a little and he is very promising but it’s in the context of him being only 17. I don’t think that he is ready for the first team and expect him to make only a few appearances off the bench. Probably one for the second team for now.

I don’t support the deal overall as there are too many risks I wish we would have gone for kalajdzic now and looked at tel next season when he gets some actual minutes

[versed panther]

Okay

[versed panther]

Yeah
Like a lot of youth players struggle in that jump from youth level to senior

And he has played like 88 minutes total in all of professional football

[glacial palm]

who dis

[fallow pendant]

^

looks like Harry from sidemen

[half inlet]

Isn't that McTominay? lol

https://tenor.com/view/mc-tominay-scott-mc-tominay-manchester-united-man-utd-clapping-gif-23658697

[onyx vapor]

w2s supports chelsea and man city at the same time lol

[glass otter]

yes

[half inlet]

Which one do you like more

I like 442

[fallow pendant]

I prefer the bottom right one

jokes aside, I prefer 3-4-2-1

[glass otter]

4-2-3-1 CLEAR

Why is Leon scoretzka on the bench

[onyx vapor]

wheres choupo goating

[surreal zinc]

Hmm

The first 2 tbh

But why Goatetzka on the bench?

😭 😭 😭

[humble trench]

injured rn

[surreal zinc]

😭 😭

[humble trench]

for like 6 more weeks

[surreal zinc]

Nooooo

😔 😔

[cobalt depot]

When’s next match and against who?

Leipzig on Saturday?

[onyx vapor]

yep

german supercup final

[fallow pendant]

If we don’t win

IF WE DONT WIN

Imma lose it bro

I’ll leave Bayern if we don’t win

[onyx vapor]

oof

choupo goating 1st choice striker

[verbal hawk]

the 4-4-2 in my opinion

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1552059292009873408?s=21&t=x1adolN8B-HeyAiTbdsxHg

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Mathys Tel was convinced to join Bayern by Julian Nagelsmann and his assistant Dino Toppmöller, who speaks perfect French. The club sees in him the biggest attacking talent to emerge since Kylian Mbappé [@SPORTBILD]

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[glass otter]

3-4-2-1 all the way

we ending era of muller?

[glacial palm]

y’all

gravenberch is a box to box or ball winning midfielder?

[glass otter]

why not both

but fr

idk

ball winning midfielder i think

@minor sun ur the expert

[verbal hawk]

i guess he could play at any of the striker positions or in the midfirld, he can play anywhere basically haha

[minor sun]

He is very very good on the ball, good understanding of space, good under pressure and has good acceleration. He needs to work on his defensive ability as nagelsmann said but it’s nothing that can’t be worked on. So due to his technical ability + physical advantages it makes him a player that I think can be molded into many different roles. As for his use now he needs defensive support so I’d like to see him in a 3 man midfield as one of the 8s, not sure how that would work given our midfield options tho.

[minor sun]

Tldr: could be a Thiago-esque player while in possession but not so involved whole out of it. b2b for now I guess

[glass otter]

so whats the answer

ok

[glacial palm]

@minor sun yeah i’ve seen his potential on fifa going to like +5 on CM position and CAM

+4 on the midfield wings

he’s not doing good in cdm tho

[glacial palm]

yo guys

how much money does barca owe us?

i saw a 2021 post that they still haven’t paid like 10 mil for vidal?

[fallow pendant]

https://barcauniversal.com/barcelona-still-owe-e126-million-in-transfer-debt-to-19-different-clubs/amp/

[glass otter]

300 trillion

btw my pfp is bayern legend

[surreal zinc]

Yea Lewa

[onyx vapor]

a pity he wont continue his journey with us

[glass otter]

[wise light]

Got a good squad though, but yes its sad

Unfortunately this would have happened either way

If we waited one more year for him to fufill his contract, he'd still probably leave for Barca

That would mean the transition is next year + we wouldn't get any money for Lewy, probably making the de Ligt signing impossible

So it had positives and negatives

[onyx vapor]

definetely

if he starts ageing next season, we just threw a burden away from us

[glass otter]

Ngl

Mane good foddah

[fallow pendant]

I’d have Mane and de Ligt over lewa anyday of the week

[glacial palm]

mane 32M is a BARGAIN

[mint lagoon]

I think Ronaldo would still do lewas job well before we buy kane

[fallow pendant]

I don’t want ronaldo

i don’t think anyone should want ronaldo

He’s like Benzema

OLD

They’ve got maybe a few more seasons before it’s over

I’d rather get Harry Kane now

People want Ronaldo because it’s well Ronaldo

not because of his ability

[humble trench]

Ronaldo would sell so many shirts

[glacial palm]

he’d practically repay his price tag and more lmfao

[glacial palm]

tapinzema is shité

only had this decent season

[mint lagoon]

I wish we could buy Suarez

[fallow pendant]

It’s not about shirts

[glass otter]

hes 30 tbf

[glass otter]

W

[glass otter]

its about pants

[fallow pendant]

Bruh

[glacial palm]

we could get like 4 seasons from him

plus he’s in his prime

[glass otter]

FAX

[glass otter]

[minor sun]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-suit-black-guy-funny-guy-in-suit-skuffed-notskuf-gif-25390799

[glacial palm]

i’d like bayern to sign FDJ

he’s like a mini kimmich of some sort

[humble trench]

hes like kimmich

[glacial palm]

kimmich is older

and is better at FKs

and possibly more aggressive

[onyx vapor]

kimmich dont usually takes fks

sane does the job

[glacial palm]

i know but i see clips on the bayern instagram of him shooting really good FKs

frenkie doesnt shoot FKs

[glass otter]

im clear

[glacial palm]

kimmich played at RB and FDJ is at CB

but i suppose kimmich has better defending

i havent seen too much of FDJ to judge

but from what i’ve seen kimmich does the job better

[fallow pendant]

it’ll be good to have another big name on our team do

But if he’s on loan it’ll be good

So we can see if he’s good for us

[humble trench]

tbh this

[wise light]

We don't need another midfielder

[wise light]

Big names are for barcelona lol

They don't care about smart business, they care about big names. We care about the opposite. Signing De Jong would go against our transfer policy imo.

What we need is probably a #9 and thats it

We have a pretty complete squad

And we don't need a #9 right now, we can wait until next season, we'll just have to experiment with a few False-9 formations this year

I'm very impressed with this summer transfer window so far. Brazzo's keeping his job it looks like (Although can he please only manage incoming transfers and not outgoing, he loves just letting defenders leave for free)

Can't wait for tomorrow, hopefully we can win! (We should be able to, but it isn't Dortmund this year)

[wise light]

Benzema is good lmao. A player that is old can still be good. It's just Ronaldo actually makes his team worse

[wise light]

Lewa would still be nice though lmao. Who else is gonna score a guaranteed 40 goals per season in our team. I mean Mane scores a lot of goals but he's not really a striker and he's not up to Lewa's level in terms of scoring.

But yeah, unfortunately he wanted to move on and it was better for us to just cash in on him instead of letting him go for free next year, which is what Brazzo was gonna do until he probably realized it might cost him his job lmao

Got the money, got de Ligt and a whole bunch of other people and here we are. Thanks to the three of Nagelsmann, Brazzo, and Neppe we have built an almost complete squad

[mint lagoon]

we badly need a striker

harry kane

osimhein

[wise light]

Not really

Again as I said we can afford a season with a False-9

[mint lagoon]

we can survive of course, but need stronger team, look at man c they strong af

[wise light]

We can then sign Harry Kane when he has a year left on his contract

[mint lagoon]

yea, next year

[wise light]

Lol we have a good squad

And we don't have the money to be Man City

[mint lagoon]

not better than man c

[wise light]

We've had one of our best transfer windows ever

[wise light]

on paper lmao

Have City won the UCL ever

[mint lagoon]

yea surely

[wise light]

It's gonna be a weird season

[mint lagoon]

youp

[wise light]

So many injuries

You need squad depth this season

Otherwise ur team will literally die

I think that's one of the many reasons Brazzo signed so many players

[mint lagoon]

all we need now is a good experienced striker

[wise light]

The biggest reason being to save his job lmao. I know I'm saying that a lot, I just really do not like Brazzo's outgoing transfer policy. He just lets defenders leave for free

[wise light]

Yeah and we should be able to get him next season

[mint lagoon]

kane could finally break his trophy curse

[wise light]

lol hopefully he doesn't give the bad jujus to us and we wind up losing the Buli lmao

[mint lagoon]

oh fuck no, bad curse is with spurs in itself

[wise light]

hopefully lol

Although he does play for England too

Lmao

But nah I think he'll bring experience, exactly what we need in the front line

Good to see we signed a young striker tho. Hopefully he'll get some playing time.

And we're still trying to sign Laimer lmao. We might make six first-team signings this summer. I've never seen Bayern do that

And even if we don't sign him now, he's comin next season, we've agreed on personal terms

[mint lagoon]

depay is good, but he is adamant to stay in barcelona

[wise light]

Lol good luck getting playing time

I would honestly like that transfer to get revenge on Barca lol

Don't know how smart it is, it might be a huge pricetag

[mint lagoon]

vlahovic is good, but he signed a massive fucking contract

[wise light]

Yeah we also have Tel remember. Not sure tho what the plan is for him

Hopefully he gets some playing time. We did just spend 30 million for him

[mint lagoon]

ya, he is super young man not even 18 yet, he will be loaned

[wise light]

Not sure that's the plan given the enormous pricetag we spent for him. I haven't heard any loan offers yet. But we'll see. Loaning him out might be the best option, unless we give him playing time.

[wise light]

And yeah hes 17 lmao

Should have spent less money on him, I feel like it was a bit of a waste to spend 30 million. Half that I'd be okay with it

[mint lagoon]

but its okay, bayern are brilliant in grooming the young

[wise light]

A bit much, but good talent i guess

[wise light]

yeah. Apparently this kid is supposed to be the next Mbappe

So I hope that's what happens

[mint lagoon]

yea

[wise light]

And if we do it right, which we normally do it right with youngsters, then we should be able to have it happen

Musiala is a prime example of us doing it right with youngsters. He's a fantastic player

[mint lagoon]

we have been successfull with young talents a lot

[wise light]

yep

[mint lagoon]

davied and i think also goretza

[wise light]

Something that seperates us from most clubs

[wise light]

They were both signed by us, they didn't come through our youth system but we developed them really well, so I'd say it still counts

[mint lagoon]

yea, if the smartness of bayern with the money of man u we could have amazing team

[wise light]

Goretzka cost less than a chocolate bar

[mint lagoon]

lmao

[wise light]

So did most of our team lmao

Its impressive, it really is

Its fantastic, smart transfer policy

Not dumb like Barca lmao

It really all showed in that 8-2 win against them lol

[mint lagoon]

yea also the club is economically debt free and very stable in terms of finance, which is why i love the club so much despite it being hated and said to be non- charismatic

[wise light]

Sometimes big names don't mean success

[wise light]

Yes.

And they follow 50+1

Meanwhile to that

And we don't just follow 50+1

We follow 50+1 to such an extent that 75% of the club is owned by the fans

And we still are free of debt and stable in terms of finances

[mint lagoon]

im happy that no superstar has joined our team, coz people will assume we are those plastic fans

[wise light]

It's like we should be barca

But no, we just have smart transfer policies

No one has a better transfer policy than this club

And no one can argue with it cuz teams in the EPL don't know what it feels like to be under 50+1

[wise light]

yea

[mint lagoon]

youp

[wise light]

Still would like to have Kane lmao

Next season

[mint lagoon]

yea its great to have 50+!

[wise light]

Yes. The sport is more important than the money when 50+1 is put into place

And that's so important.

For the health of the sport

[mint lagoon]

i just want a striker who produces great chemistry with muller

muller is the heart of bayern

[wise light]

yes he is

I still cant beleive that fraud Kovac didn't start him every single matchday he was fit

Flick did and it made the team 1000x better

[wise light]

Same with that picker of everything Joachim Löw

[wise light]

Good luck at Wolfsburg by the way lmao. What a downgrade.

[mint lagoon]

yea, flick was the best

[wise light]

Couldn't turn down the national team job tho

[mint lagoon]

who do u support nationaly

[wise light]

And our idiot sport director (back then not now) made it worse

[wise light]

Germany and the US

[mint lagoon]

i would have klopp for national and flick stay in bayern

but klopp is stuk

[wise light]

🤮 sorry I don't like Liverpool or klopp or anything like that lmao

[mint lagoon]

u hate gegenpressing ?

[wise light]

No I'm an Everton fan too

Lol

And no I don't watch this club for the greed of having a good team

I genuinely support both sides equally

I have for my entire life

My reason for being an Everton fan is uh Tim Howard thats about it

oh yeah and because my dad likes them too lol

[mint lagoon]

germany needs better strikers, u know we cant trust werner and havertz

[wise light]

Havertz hasn't been too bad

But werner-

Even EA did him dirty

[mint lagoon]

lmoa

[wise light]

In the FIFA 23 trailer

They showed a clip

Of Werner scuffing a shot

twice

not once. twice.

They used him

[mint lagoon]

werner is a joke

[wise light]

as the example for missing shots

🤣

[wise light]

He's shit.

[mint lagoon]

he always misses shots

[wise light]

That's why I kinda think he needs to come back to the Buli

I know this sounds kinda controversial

But I genuinely think he's an option for a striker

For us

Because of the Nagelsmann ties

Maybe he can get the best out of him

Like he did at Leipzig

[mint lagoon]

werner has ties with madrid, even madrid needs a striker now they might steal kane

[wise light]

And yes I meant at chelsea

[wise light]

Lol good luck werner

i think the Buli is his only hope. Doesn't have to be Bayern just go back there

[mint lagoon]

yea

[wise light]

He was class in the Buli

But as we all know

The german curse

Of german players going from Buli to EPL

[mint lagoon]

sane

[wise light]

Makes em shit

[wise light]

or in reverse lmao

[mint lagoon]

lmao

[wise light]

Sane has been pretty bad

[mint lagoon]

gnabray

[wise light]

He had a good first half of the second season

Terrible otherwise

[wise light]

Gnabry is class.

Coman is class too

[mint lagoon]

youp

[wise light]

Just get Sane away lmao

Good backup

But not a good starter imo

Musiala > Sane

[mint lagoon]

hmm not yet though

[wise light]

Lol wdym

[mint lagoon]

sane is good with pressing

[wise light]

Musiala's dribbling alone tho

[wise light]

yeah and so is the whole team lmao

He does stand out a little bit though. Has good defensive attributes too. Its nice to have him cuz he can get back and defend when we have corners

As I said before, good backup, but not good enough to be a starter

[mint lagoon]

yea

[wise light]

Musiala seems like he could replace Muller

I don't think we need to find an Attacking-Midfield

When he retires Muller

Unless we get rid of Musiala ofc

[mint lagoon]

in terms of skills and playmaking yes, but muller is different his character and his energy is just great for a team

[wise light]

He's a leader

[mint lagoon]

ya

[wise light]

And its easy to spot Lmao

You can hear him over anyone on the pitch

Even the fans lol

[mint lagoon]

ya

[wise light]

Very vochal and a good leader

[mint lagoon]

but if im jealous of one midfielder that has to be bruyne

[wise light]

Never won the champions league so hes irrelevant

Nah im just kidding

He's good

I think we've got good midfielders though ourselves, that could compete with De Bruyne

[mint lagoon]

never seen anyone make long shots better than bruyne tbh as a mid apart from beckham

[wise light]

Yeah other than Sane when he was actually good

I mean that free kick vs Bochum was pretty good

but yeah De Bruyne is incredible at that

[mint lagoon]

bruyne is that guy whom u can trust a lot in

[wise light]

Yeah I'm sure

I'm not jealous of City at all lmao. They can't show anything for their squad in terms of international competitions

Other than 1 B-Tech UCL

[glass otter]

Ball knowledge

[glacial palm]

a series of smart management decisions and clever transfer windows made bayern what they are today

tbf with werner

we could prolly get something good out of him

who could be a replacement for müller in the vocal role tho

[fallow pendant]

No

That’s not what I’m saying

I’m saying that they’re both old meaning they might not last long before retiring

[glacial palm]

kane would have like 4 good seasons in him

[wise light]

Lol Benzema seems like he's in his prime rn. Having the best time in his carreer rn. And Lewandowski seems to get better with age. Yeah they're not gonna last 10 years but maybe 5-7 years and that's a long time

[humble trench]

what about martinez

(inter)

[onyx vapor]

martinez is their main man

like harry kane at spurs

[verbal hawk]

Season debut boys

[verbal hawk]

Sadioooo

[long fox]

3-0

[verbal hawk]

I never doubted Nagelsmann guys

Trust

[long fox]

Bayern are cookin

[verbal hawk]

Mane looking great

[long fox]

Musiala on fire today

[glass otter]

essa

[verbal hawk]

Would like to see De Ligt

[humble trench]

JAJAJAJA

lets goo

[glass otter]

tactical 90+8 mins

[humble trench]

🏆

[long fox]

Leipzig really tried to do a Real Madrid

[glass otter]

speaking of real madrid

[raven otter]

OLE OLE OLE

[glass otter]

why do their fans hate us

what did we do

[surreal zinc]

JAAAAAAAAA

SUPERCUP MEISTER

[humble trench]

really good game tbh

[surreal zinc]

[glass otter]

penquez

[long fox]

Great 1st half, 2nd half was all over the place

[surreal zinc]

LES GOOOOOO

[long fox]

Bayern vs Leipzig games are fuckin mad

[glass otter]

this would have won 8-2 in that match

[long fox]

Take Memequez out, he's a fraud

[surreal zinc]

Fraud??

MEMEQUEZ???

BRUHHHHHH

🤬 🤬 🤬

I am literally the best Bayern fan on the Pokal Kicktipp

[wise light]

3-5 nice

It looks like we have defensive issues not offensive issues

[fallow pendant]

Aw man

Sub me in

[wise light]

As said, we don't need a #9 rn, we can afford to wait until next season

[fallow pendant]

I’m better than purple pen in goal

Neuer aside

I’m better than him in goal 😡

[wise light]

still scored twice.

But yeah defensively not great

[long fox]

It was entertainment

[glass otter]

U had an absolute stinker during the match

[fallow pendant]

But

I

😞

[glass otter]

No ifs

No buts

No coconuts

[long fox]

Ulreich clear of Neuer

[fallow pendant]

😔

[glass otter]

Fruchtl clear

[long fox]

.... Can't fuckin say that with a straight face

[fallow pendant]

But still J17 > purple pen in goal

[long fox]

Anyway, Memefurt next

[fallow pendant]

Looks nice

Another trophy added to our collection

[half inlet]

🇳🇱

We got this year's version 🔥

Lmao

[fallow pendant]

One of many yet to come!

[half inlet]

Cold

[fallow pendant]

Alphonso davies imitating khaby lame haha

[half inlet]

Tel

That's Tel right?

Müller looking for Disney

[surreal zinc]

🐐

[half inlet]

He's the goat

[surreal zinc]

Yea

Him and Neuer

[fallow pendant]

Shoudlve been 5-2

if Neuer paid attention

[half inlet]

You mean if you paid attention?

Leroy Sané and Gulácsi

[glass otter]

He looks like trent

Ik its musiala

[onyx vapor]

tel stats atm: 0 appearances, 1 trophy

[mortal depot]

That was a wonderful first half

Fantastic attack

Second half, we faltered

Musiala >

[humble trench]

where did u find this?

[half inlet]

Twitter

[humble trench]

I’m never doubting Brazzo ever again after this window

He’s doing the work of a god

[onyx vapor]

oh well

[half inlet]

What's the name of Mané + Gnabry duo? (like müllerdowski)

Manabry?

Gnané?

[humble trench]

What will we name the trio of Mané Sané and Kane next year?

[wise light]

Except for outgoing transfers

He's done a shit job at letting players go for free

My theory is that he did all of this mainly to save his job

Which was very much so under threat after we heard Süle was going to Dortmund

But yay woohoo best sporting director ever because of one successful transfer window. He's good at convincing incoming transfers to come, yes, but he's gotta stop letting players go for free. He needs to work on that.

[wise light]

MSK-ané maybe?

It's hard to combine the three names

[wise light]

Wish he could have played the full 90 mins

He should be incorporated more next season, as a starter imo

Probably the best player on the pitch yesterday

[mortal depot]

I know right

[humble trench]

musiala small goat

[wise light]

It's crazy how he's only 19

And putting in these type of performances.

[glass otter]

ane

[wise light]

Probably as good as its gonna get

[onyx vapor]

mskane

or MSK

[glass otter]

lewanbroski

[dim lodge]

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[onyx vapor]

bruh

[humble trench]

bruh

[verbal hawk]

This is like that unskipable in the middle of a podcast

[humble trench]

That’s true

[wise light]

so yeah thanks for the transfers Brazzo but work on your outgoing transfer policies a bit.

[humble trench]

But his transfers are still masterclass

[humble trench]

even around Dortmund they are selling Bayern stuff

🥰 💀

[long fox]

This is how it feels to be Dortmund
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

[fallow pendant]

Such a British chant 💀

[mortal depot]

🤝

[mint lagoon]

Lmao

[fallow pendant]

I generally need to buy Bayern merch

Imma buy a German and also a Bayern flag

maybe poster of Neuer

[humble trench]

i got a Robben poster, old lewa charity shirt + normal shorts + blanket

and a few cups

[fallow pendant]

Imma also get a Neuer shirt

Signed as well

it’s like £500 or something on eBay

if it’s fake, oh well still looks amazing

[humble trench]

i bought a signed Gullit shirt 1988 for like 280

and imo Gullit shirt > neuer

Maybe because im dutch

[fallow pendant]

Maybe cause I’m a German and goalkeeper Neuer shirt > Guillotine

[wise light]

Not every transfer he's made

It's been one of his first really successful transfer windows

I mean, do you guys remember signing Bouna Sarr

That was, not great to put it nicely

[atomic comet]

Ismaila Sarr is the only Sarr i still remember lol

[onyx vapor]

2019 summer is the best one

[wise light]

exactly lol

[humble trench]

I meant only this season. The last few years were lackluster, but this year is different gravy

[wise light]

Yeah

(Probably cuz he wants to save his job lol)

But yeah, the transfers have been great. Thank you Brazzo for giving us more squad depth finally lol

[humble trench]

Oh man

That was a BIG issue for years

[half inlet]

Yall we're doomed against Frankfurt

I just realized we have to face fucking prime Casillas + Buffon + Neuer

Also known as Kevin Trapp against Bayern

[long fox]

Frankfurt, then Gladbach two games later..... Pain

[mortal depot]

Nah we'll do good

Frankfurt is a nice team I respect them

[long fox]

Hopefully beatin Frankfurt 1-0 away last season finally broke the curse. Kackbach tho...

[fallow pendant]

😂

don’t wanna jinx it but I don’t see us losing

[atomic comet]

look it's a tricky start but at least it's not as bad as Schalke's from 2020-21 with Us, Dortmund and Leipzig in their first 3 Away Days....

[wise light]

I think we'll win Friday's game 1-2

It'll be extremely close

But hopefully we can do it

Gladbach we'll probably lose to

[atomic comet]

It's Kevin Trapp though, hardly think we'll score more than once against him

Plus it's Daniel Farke's Gladbach this time, we'll have a chance for once

[humble trench]

we got mane

and tel

[fallow pendant]

No way we can lose to Gladbach

surely we can’t keep losing to them

[long fox]

Damn, forgot Adi Hütter left Gladbach.. could call him something else tho. So we might actually have a chance at em, unless Sommer decides to pull a madness again lol

[versed fern]

Hi everone

[fallow pendant]

Hello

[zealous wing]

bayern second best club of all time

[fallow pendant]

W

[humble trench]

Facts

[glass otter]

1st*

[wise light]

That's what I said last year. We lost to them twice.

I've learned my lesson

[wise light]

They're gonna be even worse though without him imo

I mean the guy that's coaching em' got Norwich relegated last season

And is overall just not inspiring really

They've also signed almost nobody and some key players have left them in the last year. And they're still gonna beat us at least once lol. Probably draw the other time.

We just love losing to Gladbach

But yeah I can hope that this new era will make them feel puzzled and not know what to do for once against Bayern

[wise light]

and who's you're idea of the first best club?

[atomic leaf]

maneeee

[glass otter]

And promoted

And relegated

And promoted

[wise light]

yes exactly. Uninspiring cuz he does the same thing every year. He

He's gonna do horrible with Gladbach especially cuz they havent signed anyone

[humble trench]

Indeed we do

Bundesliga winners vs europa league winners

[humble trench]

👀

[mortal depot]

💪🏻

[glass otter]

Ez

[long fox]

Lol Citeh

[long fox]

Tel on the bench

[verbal hawk]

class there by Kimmich

is Upamencano playing right back?

[long fox]

Goal

2-0

[verbal hawk]

great performance wow

[long fox]

Pavard

[verbal hawk]

class shot

now the question is do we switch to premier league now or keep watching?

[glass otter]

How are we doing this

[verbal hawk]

Mane invisible

[long fox]

Can't believe we actually 2-0 up against Frankfurt AWAY

[verbal hawk]

true

still mad bundesliga is no pyro

wtf Götze in Frankfurt

never realised

[long fox]

Same

[verbal hawk]

this game feels safe so will switch to premier league

[long fox]

Ah yea, Assna are playin today. AFTV and Chill if they lose

3-0 btw

Mane

4-0

LMFAOOOO

[atomic comet]

it was only 3:0 at HT when we won 8 against Schalke

now it's 4 in 35 mins against the Europa League Winners

[long fox]

5-0

Gnabry

Someone needs to throw in the towel at this point

[wise light]

5-0 WHAT THE HELL

[glass otter]

Hihihiha

[wise light]

AND SOME OF YALL PREDICTED WED LOSE

[glass otter]

We need to rest

[wise light]

Yes

Concede a couple, therefore

Put de ligt in and Mazraoui

maybe Sane too

This is our best lineup by far

Im so happy we found our best lineup

Musiala looks amazing

He should start every game if that hasn't already been executively decided

[verbal hawk]

a shot

a goal

for Bayern

oh Bayern München

we love Bayern München

remix of famous Malmö chant

[atomic comet]

6! Musiala

[long fox]

6-1

One more pls

[wise light]

Cheers everyone! What a game!

1-6 FT

[long fox]

Super Bayern! Super Bayern

[mortal depot]

Looking good

[long fox]

Lewa WHO?

[wise light]

Ok let's not disrespect him like that afte 8 years of him bein with us

But yeah

It seems as if we're better off without Lewa

I think without Lewa we've been given the chance to make tactical changes, in which we've needed new tactics for a year

So we did that and yeah, this is the resultant of that

[humble trench]

musiala future ballon dor

[wise light]

he looks fantastic. Best player on Bayern rn imo

Start him every game

[onyx vapor]

no lewa no problem\

[surreal cradle]

Looking good feeling good

[half inlet]

Musiala bundesliga top scorer

🥶

Would you sell Pavard?

[glass otter]

No

Clear of pazraoui

[humble trench]

cap

[half inlet]

All goals from today 🔥

[peak oasis]

Those frankfurt fans wouldn't shut up about 5-1 for 2 years
Tell them to speak now

[wise light]

lol

[mint lagoon]

yeeeeessss

[glass otter]

Which 5-1 :kekw:

[humble trench]

i miss lahm....

look at those sexy tackles, and remember he got 0 red cards.....

best RB ever.

[half inlet]

He's the perfect fullback

[fallow pendant]

What an amazing game

Sadly I couldn’t watch the game

But the highlights were amazing

[fallow pendant]

Only 5’7 as well

[tender wadi]

One of the best captains too

[fallow pendant]

Neuer > 🥱

[analog verge]

👋

[glass otter]

He is better than a yawn?

[humble trench]

He probably meant that he’s better than any other keeper.

[glass otter]

https://c.tenor.com/roHfF_HLbrsAAAAM/joke-miss-you.gif

[humble trench]

@glass otter pls change pfp

[fallow pendant]

No I’m saying Neuers a better captain

🙄

[wise light]

yeah it does need a change. New era buddy

[long fox]

We butchered Frankfurt 6-1 away, it sure is a new era lol

[lone agate]

Need that super sadio picture

[wise light]

yep

[glass otter]

Im 1st

Im bayernszn

Cuz its bayerns season

[fallow pendant]

W

[shy lynx]

Did you think once about Robert Lewandowski during Friday's game (against Frankfurt)?

Salihamidžić: "No"

[Sky90]

[wise light]

Why should he

Everyone has moved on

[fallow pendant]

@tired prism idk am I?

[tired prism]

Lol

U are

[fallow pendant]

Yh

If we get Kane

We can make Mask

Mane and sane, Kane

[long fox]

Who's Mask? Never heard of him before

[fallow pendant]

being Fr?

[long fox]

No lol

It would be MKS tho (Mane-Kane-Sane), not Mask

[onyx vapor]

MSKane

[fallow pendant]

nooo

Mask is better

[humble trench]

Sane is goated

[fallow pendant]

@humble trench

What’s your about me about

Is it a coordinate?

[humble trench]

nah

population of france

[fallow pendant]

Oh

very common france L

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/tube-heads-puppets-surrender-help-peace-gif-12137143

[atomic comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Dc3RKvPtw

[minor sun]

I mean it’s largely accurate

[fallow pendant]

LMAO

no way this is real

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh424019499-gif-25675566

[humble trench]

frenkie gonna stay at barca

we gonna pick im up for cheap cheap

[fallow pendant]

😂

De Jong 🤝 De Ligt

[humble trench]

de Jong 🤝 De Ligt 🤝 Mazraoui 🤝 gravenberch

Bayern 🤝 Dutch players

[fallow pendant]

Yh that’s better

😂

[mortal depot]

Wooo

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/esmuellert_/status/1557473858357264392

Thomas Müller (@esmuellert_)

@ChampionsLeague @realmadrid Congratulations to @realmadrid

Likes

23693

Retweets

2409

Twitter · Aug 10, 2022, 9:07 PM

[raven otter]

Tifo should just admit he hates Bayern Munich

[fallow pendant]

What in the luckiness

[glass otter]

Tifo?

[humble trench]

Would make our defense stronger

[atomic comet]

TIFO Football yea

[glass otter]

Why they Hate Bayern

[atomic comet]

idk

i love the other content they put out though

[analog verge]

New third kits are 🔥

[wise light]

agreed. Musiala to start.

We'll see if he can get back in the Starting XI. Sabitzer has looked on fire lately

Upamecano too

It seems as if

It takes a year for the new signings to adjust

Every new signing, that seems to be the case

Yeah

That's an exception i guess

And Mane ofc too

Lmao

Almost forgot about our new star

How dare I

He's looked a bit shaky but yeah

Yeah

Everybody does. Supposed to be the next Mbappe

Hopefully he plays

Glad he played in the last game for a little bit

Wasn't too bad imo

Well we should win this weekend

Haven't lost to Wolfsburg in uh the last 25 attempts in Munich

My prediction is 4-1

Should be easy. Mane and Musiala are both gonna score. Don't know who's gonna score the other two. My prediction is 4 different goal scorers. That seems to be a common occurrence nowadays.

[atomic comet]

You thinking Kruse will get the loner for Wolfsburg?

[fallow pendant]

I think 3 goalscores

But same score

[wise light]

Yeah probably

that makes sense

[fallow pendant]

💀

[humble trench]

2 year anniversary of 8-2 today

[wise light]

Nice

Let's make it 8-2 tomorrow then

To celebrate it

(I think we can do it, we look good and we always beat Wolfsburg)

Or we can do it over 2 games. Win 4-1 tomorrow and then win 1-4 against Bochum

Although are we really gonna beat Bochum 4-1. Nvm

Lets try to do 8-2 tomorrow in celebration then

[humble trench]

We beat Frankfurt 6-1 so why not?

We're doing pretty well so far playing 4-2-2-2

We look almost unstoppable

If Neuer doesn't troll

[fallow pendant]

Idk what happened to him

I can’t defend him tbh

But then again the greatest players always make mistakes

[wise light]

Lost 4-2 to em last season, although we did beat them 7-0 lmao

Although you do have a fair point, we do seem to be beating, even our bogey teams, by ridiculous margins. Neuer has made a couple of mistakes, hopefully he gets back into form. Otherwise... I can't believe I'm actually saying this but.... because he's seemingly gotten the bless of getting good form back all of a sudden like Sabi and Benji... we'll have to play Sven Ulreich

God that's painful for me to say after how shit he was at the end of last season

But maybe we try it out if Neuer keeps making mistakes

[wise light]

It's the start of the season buddy. I wouldn't say we're unstoppable until I've seen at least the RO16 in the UCL

But yes, we are looking very good

The 4-2-2-2, as stupid as it sounds, has actually worked wonders for us