football-lounge

[runic crow]

I got one quiz

[granite notch]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

.

[runic crow]

I will wait

[granite notch]

go

No, he’s made less than 30 appearances tbf

He never scored for englanf

Played with ronaldo

Won the CL with united

[runic crow]

I’ll wait

[granite notch]

@granite notch I bug myself up for that guess

[runic crow]

1. I’ve played for both milan clubs
2. I won the golden boy award
3. I’ve played 3/5 top leagues in europe
4. I’ve played with eto,pirlo and Carlos tevez

[granite notch]

@runic crow ruin Costa?

[runic crow]

Nah

[granite notch]

@runic crow renato sanches?

[lament fossil]

Zlatan?

[granite notch]

Zlatan random

[runic crow]

Zlatan is a good guess

[granite notch]

Diego forlan

.

[flat moth]

Why always me

[runic crow]

Correct

[flat moth]

lol

[runic crow]

https://tenor.com/view/balotelli-atfuraxx-why-gif-5025377

[granite notch]

@flat moth you peice of.

I can do one

I have one after

@granite notch just do your one lad.

I am a footballer.

I have kicked a ball

I am from earth

Who am I?

[dire moss]

Obama

[granite notch]

@dire moss correct

[granite notch]

Panucci?

[dire moss]

[granite notch]

What a player he was btw

Any one got one?

[granite notch]

Not Pessi

😹😹😹

@granite notch yeah hes not good enough to be a footballer.

Couldn’t be my idol

[broken heart]

I got one

[granite notch]

1. i played most of my career in ligue 1
2. he played 5 years in an Italian club
3. he won the ballon d'or
4. he played for a small country

@granite notch Mike arteta.

[dire moss]

Mike💀

[flat moth]

Weah?

[granite notch]

ye

[flat moth]

Okay

[granite notch]

@flat moth how do you do this.

?

I have one you will never get

[flat moth]

idk mate lol

[flat moth]

Yeah

[flat moth]

Sure

[granite notch]

Nedved?

its weah

I have retired at a young age

I played in france

I am a stiker

No way you get this.

Nasri dont know

[dire moss]

That's so vague

[granite notch]

Fuck was it italy or france he played in before juve

[oak panther]

mbappe

[dire moss]

Mbappe retired from getting trophies does that count

[flat moth]

How young is “young age”

[oak panther]

jk

[granite notch]

I dunno that psg player who went into a coma?

@flat moth before most. Like before 33/34

Its way to vague

[oak panther]

tru tho

[granite notch]

I am bald.

[granite notch]

Nasri ????

[flat moth]

Too vague then tbh

[flat moth]

Henry?

Trezeguet?

[granite notch]

I have been criticised for anger issues

[flat moth]

Anelka

[granite notch]

No

[flat moth]

mhm

[broken heart]

Menez

[granite notch]

@broken heart no

[oak panther]

Just Fontaine

[granite notch]

You'll be kicking your self

[flat moth]

Did he ever play for a big club

[granite notch]

@flat moth yes

[flat moth]

He had hair pretty sure

[granite notch]

You have 30 secs.

[flat moth]

Dk tbh

[lament fossil]

cantona

[granite notch]

@lament fossil hes done it

[flat moth]

Cantona wasn’t bald was he

Just kept very short hair

[broken heart]

Yeah

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/ohh-eric-cantona-love-hug-gif-14205955

Pretty bald

[broken heart]

Played in the prem
Won Europa
Won 7 league titles in my career

Do this

[dire moss]

Buzzcut is different from bald

[lament fossil]

hazard?

[broken heart]

That ain't bald

[broken heart]

No

[granite notch]

Not for zizou

[flat moth]

Not bald
That’s like a buzzed cut

[granite notch]

In what world does hazard have 7 league titles

https://tenor.com/view/cantona-shame-gif-10955693

[granite notch]

Kanté ?

Ah nah

[broken heart]

Won Europa leagues with two different leagues

[granite notch]

Not europa

[flat moth]

7 top 5 league titles or any league title

[broken heart]

Teams*

[granite notch]

Cantona is bald in my eyes.

[broken heart]

Any

[flat moth]

Hm okay

[broken heart]

Bro it's a buzzcutt

[granite notch]

Dk

@broken heart Wilian?

[broken heart]

Ye

[granite notch]

@broken heart hehehe....suiiiiii

Is it actually?

[broken heart]

Ye

Played in La liga
Won ucl
Won europa
Played for two national teams

[granite notch]

Wilian won ucl.

?

[broken heart]

No

[granite notch]

@broken heart Diego Carlos.

[broken heart]

No

[granite notch]

Kaka?

[vapid wyvern]

When did Willian play for two national teams

[broken heart]

No

[broken heart]

It's a different one

[granite notch]

@vapid wyvern it's a new player.

[vapid wyvern]

Oh

Diego Costa?

[granite notch]

No UCL

[vapid wyvern]

Di Stefano?

[broken heart]

Only played in Spain

[broken heart]

Na

[granite notch]

@vapid wyvern dont think de Stefano played eropua league and sat.

@broken heart idk man. Tell us.

[granite notch]

No europa

[broken heart]

Munir

[granite notch]

@broken heart what countries did he play for. Hes Turkish right
?

[broken heart]

Morocco

Spin

[granite notch]

Spin

Spin

Champions league begins in 2 days

[granite notch]

[cedar beacon]

caption this

[idle loom]

Good old days of Messi when he was barca

[flat moth]

This look of his was very meh tbh

[granite notch]

Target locked ,ready to shoot🚀

[quaint ivy]

Could have found a better form of messi tbh

[cedar beacon]

i was thinking more like “it smells like someone farted” type caption but thats cool too

it looks like he just sniffed somethin nasty

[broken heart]

Gavi when he comes back from training and sees pique's car outside his home

[umbral forge]

[umbral forge]

i thought ronaldinho was wearing a real madrid kit for a moment

[broken heart]

Jogba was there too

[torpid halo]

https://elevensports.com/view/event/cl3cnaits5a4x0jbfbwij2rso?hid=cl4ktlmdv1wxa158nc114adhv

[cedar beacon]

pinkman wins

[charred temple]

guys

why does neyma hog the ball

[granite notch]

Paul Drogba

[charred temple]

this may sound stupi

but why does my foot hurt

when i kick a soccer ball

like the ball hit my toes ;-;

[broken heart]

Just bear the pain innit

[granite notch]

soccer ball

[charred temple]

a football

@broken heart HEY

hello!

what do we do at a socccer training

do we play a match

[broken heart]

hog

Socccer

What game is that

[wicked sable]

do you use shoes?

if not and if its not a plastic ball then it makes sense

[cedar beacon]

george best is the best best ever

[granite notch]

Ronaldo is better than Ronaldo

[charred temple]

@wicked sable iplay with runners

is that the reason

@wicked sable its a basketball

why does basketball hurt and soccer ball dont

[cedar beacon]

imo martinez is better than martinez, but not better than martinez

[granite notch]

[granite notch]

I prefer Martinez over Martinez

[subtle plover]

on the other hand I think Kim is better than Kim, but not better than Kim

or Kim

[wicked sable]

bruh

[broken heart]

Bruh go away

[charred temple]

@wicked sable the thing is

i dont have a soccer ball at home

but i got basketball

so i have to train with it

ibra, if i can kick a basketball high

[wicked sable]

it will destroy your basketball and your foot

[charred temple]

does that mean i can kick soccer ball

[wicked sable]

dont

[charred temple]

as well

@wicked sable dam

that's why the front of my shoe is sort of peeling

tysm for telling me

[wicked sable]

[charred temple]

so is soccer ball easier to kick than basketball

[charred temple]

i use to find it hard to kick soccer

i just wanna know

if im able to kick a basketball

i can kick a soccer ball right

[broken heart]

Yes

[charred temple]

tysm

[wicked sable]

different thing tho

[charred temple]

how

does the soccer ball curve more if u can kick it

[wicked sable]

in a certain way yes

[broken heart]

Yes

[charred temple]

@wicked sable whats the best soccer skills

or dribbling skills

[broken heart]

Depends on your body type tbh

[round shale]

🤣

Caught me off guard

[charred temple]

im an ectomorph

@broken heart

so what skil

[wicked sable]

ok

what

[broken heart]

Idk

What's your height

[charred temple]

1.68

[round shale]

Bro don't kick basketball

[broken heart]

Are u agile

[round shale]

Please do not

[broken heart]

Practice basic ball skills from youtube

[round shale]

It will damage ur foot

[broken heart]

To be more comfortable

[charred temple]

THEN HOW DO I PRACTISE SOCCER

without a soccer ball

;-;

[broken heart]

Get one

[round shale]

Get one lol

[charred temple]

i can't

its at my grandmas house

[round shale]

They are cheap

Buy one

[charred temple]

i got it

its at my grandmas house

[wicked sable]

are you american?

[round shale]

Buy one more it's no problem

[woeful berry]

Go to your Grandma's house if you don't wanna buy one

[broken heart]

Don't practice with the basketball

[wicked sable]

^

[broken heart]

It won't help

[charred temple]

anyway

[round shale]

You'll just fuck up your foot for no reason

[charred temple]

do you need like

strong legs

to kick a soccer ball

or what

[woeful berry]

Eh not really

[charred temple]

eh..

do you need a strong gastrocnemius?

[woeful berry]

But to have a better shot you need stronger legs

[charred temple]

oh

like how strong

[woeful berry]

Idrk

[charred temple]

ohh

[woeful berry]

But not too strong

[broken heart]

This strong

[charred temple]

dam

that's some big

[woeful berry]

Bale

[charred temple]

quadriceps

but baleis 💩

dude

that's some strong quadriceps ngl

[broken heart]

No he isn't

[woeful berry]

Bale is good on his day

[charred temple]

WAIT

THEY ARE PLAYING SOCCER WITH RUNNERS

YAY

i play soccer with runners too

[broken heart]

Theyre warming up

[woeful berry]

That's training

[charred temple]

no they're not

[round shale]

They are training

[charred temple]

why train in runners

[odd remnant]

Weekends without football matches....fr I'm bored n gonna die

[charred temple]

..

cause they play with runners

use common sense

[woeful berry]

No

[charred temple]

logic

[broken heart]

No they dont

[round shale]

Play game

[broken heart]

Don't make your own logic

[charred temple]

they do

if you train with runners

[woeful berry]

They play with football boots

[charred temple]

you play with runners

..

[broken heart]

Bro

[charred temple]

dude

do you know conditional statement

[woeful berry]

But runners probably for without the ball drills

[charred temple]

if bale play with runners then he trains with runners

[broken heart]

You do realise they don't train with the bale everyday?

Ball

**

[charred temple]

dude

i get it

they do swimming too

for training

[woeful berry]

Bale doesn't play with runners

[charred temple]

i know they dont use ball everyday

[round shale]

How old are u broski

[charred temple]

OBVIOUSLY

YOU CAN'T SWIM WITH RUNNERS

tf

[woeful berry]

What swimming

[frank kettle]

;

[charred temple]

someone said bale swim with runners

LOL

[wicked sable]

what is runnerd

[charred temple]

who tf swim with runners

[round shale]

Bale is a runner xd

[wicked sable]

runners

[round shale]

Shoes in which u run

[odd remnant]

Indeed

[woeful berry]

There are many drills without using the ball

But at the end of the day they don't play football with runners

[charred temple]

fine

[woeful berry]

Cuz they could get ruined

[charred temple]

guys

how do u

strike a soccer ball

where do u strike it

i never understand

i just do it my way

[woeful berry]

Honestly me neither

I just shoot it

[charred temple]

like i never understand those youtube videos

i know right

i don't even know if im kicking it in the correct place

lol

[woeful berry]

Some of these lot just say some bs

[charred temple]

but it goes where i want it to go

[woeful berry]

But there is a factor on where you shoot

I mean where you hit the ball

[charred temple]

like do you shoot the middle of the ball

i don't get it

[woeful berry]

Cuz it's physics

[charred temple]

are you meant to kick the middle of the ball when shooting

[broken heart]

Bro you stop kicking basketball first

[woeful berry]

Wait what

[violet reef]

dont shoot it

[median steeple]

Step 1: use a football

Step 2: use your laces

[violet reef]

step 3: stop playing

[median steeple]

Step 3: start kicking while running

[woeful berry]

Step 4: Get a job

[median steeple]

Step 5: ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD LMAO

[woeful berry]

I get what he's thinking

[median steeple]

Step 6: go play pokemon

[woeful berry]

Mans been probably watching a lot of these yt tutorials which confused him

[median steeple]

Bro probably doesn’t even watch any games

He just looks at news and shit

😭

[charred temple]

@woeful berry

there is a viideo that says

to point your ankle down all the time

to shoot

like i don't get it

[woeful berry]

Idek

[charred temple]

wouldn't your ankle be facing up

after u shoot it

is it meant to face down

[median steeple]

what.

[woeful berry]

Just shoot it however you like

[median steeple]

What the fuck are you watching

[violet reef]

this guy is a troll

[broken heart]

True

[violet reef]

ok

[broken heart]

He's American

[median steeple]

U’d be better off passing it into the net

or just defend

[charred temple]

@woeful berry is ronaldochop good

a youtuber says ronaldo chop is hard to do

but i can do it easily

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-lyon-ronaldo-vs-lyon-ronaldo-goal-lyon-ronaldo-long-range-goal-ronaldo-goal-vs-lyon-gif-18266052

[violet reef]

no

[charred temple]

so im not sure even if i am doing it correctly

[charred temple]

its my signature move

[median steeple]

Its a dribbling technique

Lmao

[charred temple]

how come the ball didnt curve

[broken heart]

This Makin jokes

[violet reef]

your signature move is asking people on discord what to do

nothing else

[median steeple]

bro just

To be real

[broken heart]

It did curve a lil

He hit it with more power

[charred temple]

but he was shooting and runing from an angle

90 degree

it should have curved

[broken heart]

It isn't 90

[charred temple]

according to albert einstein

[median steeple]

Either get a coach to teach you

Or just dont play

[charred temple]

dude

[terse moss]

Hi

[charred temple]

do u know newtons 2nd law

[broken heart]

Drake spittin facts

[median steeple]

Id go for the second one if i were you

[broken heart]

Who cares

[violet reef]

he studied physics bro wtf are you talking about he didnt study ball physics of footballs😭

[runic crow]

On the new album ?

[charred temple]

dude

its motions

[runic crow]

Drake was speaking bullshit

[violet reef]

nah thats shite

[violet reef]

fr tho😭

[broken heart]

@runic crow here man😭

[median steeple]

Im dropping a new album dont worry

[charred temple]

do you know the disance = speed/time

dude

[violet reef]

ok

make it better this time

[charred temple]

apply this to ronaldo shot

it should have curved

[median steeple]

Dude

[runic crow]

Ok 😭

[broken heart]

Na next album gonna be lit trust

[median steeple]

You’re playing football

[violet reef]

yes i have studied physics

[median steeple]

Not doing math

Just bro

[violet reef]

this guy is a troll bro

[median steeple]

GET A COACH

[runic crow]

Karim gonna jump on a track 😭

[violet reef]

hes been here since 2 days

[median steeple]

I can see

[violet reef]

dont waste time on him

[cedar beacon]

new fifa ranking
1-Brazil
2-Belgium
3-Argentina
4-France
5-England
6-Italy
7-Spain
8-Netherlands
9-Portugal
10-Denmark

[charred temple]

im not trolling

😭

[runic crow]

Tbh u dont need a coach

[median steeple]

ok just one more thing

[charred temple]

where is australia

WHERE IS AUSTRALIA

[violet reef]

[charred temple]

😠

😡

😠

[median steeple]

GO PLAY POKEMON

[broken heart]

Dude said I'm not trolling

[runic crow]

Tell me one attacker from australia

[violet reef]

bearable is unbearable

[broken heart]

And asks austria

[cedar beacon]

argentina keeps climbing, everything else remains the same i believe

[charred temple]

got no idea who even plays for australia

[median steeple]

U skipped no. 4

[charred temple]

apart from the goal keeper lol

[runic crow]

Same 😭

[cedar beacon]

woops

[charred temple]

mat ryan

[violet reef]

ok

[charred temple]

@runic crow and i'm from australia as well lol

[granite notch]

where germany

[runic crow]

Same 😭

[charred temple]

and don't know any of their players name

@runic crow oh wow

[cedar beacon]

11

[charred temple]

!

nice

[median steeple]

Dude

[charred temple]

@runic crow which state u from

[granite notch]

[median steeple]

No one cares about australia

[runic crow]

Nsw

[charred temple]

hey im from vic

[violet reef]

ok now can you tell your country mate to stop fucking trolling

[median steeple]

Wheres number 4 though in fifa rankings

[charred temple]

@runic crow 😃 go australia right

[runic crow]

Don’t have hope lol

[charred temple]

capone, whats your favourite dribbling move

[cedar beacon]

.

[median steeple]

Hes probably a watcher

[cedar beacon]

i fixed it drake

[runic crow]

That I can do or watch

[median steeple]

Thanks

[charred temple]

that u have seen players do

[median steeple]

I was wondering tbh

[runic crow]

The iniesta move I love it

[charred temple]

is the la croqueta good

[runic crow]

La croqueta

[violet reef]

La croqueta

[violet reef]

bro...

[charred temple]

what

[runic crow]

It’s so simple

[violet reef]

can you stop

trolling

[median steeple]

@charred temple

[runic crow]

Drop a shoulder then pull the move

[cedar beacon]

belgium still has a 40 point lead over argentina, if argentina wins in september and belgium loses, argentina is looking at a 2nd or even 1st place

[charred temple]

the simpler the better right?

[median steeple]

How old are you

[violet reef]

bearable is unbearable

[charred temple]

which player does the la croqueta

[runic crow]

Many

[charred temple]

please tell me so i can wathc them

[violet reef]

alisson

[charred temple]

@violet reef dude

his a gk

[violet reef]

courtois the striker aswell

[charred temple]

dude dont troll

[median steeple]

Jean kevin augustin

[charred temple]

please your not funny

[violet reef]

[charred temple]

.

[violet reef]

bro said im trolling😭

[runic crow]

https://youtu.be/kqW0emv5hQc

[charred temple]

@runic crow ty for the video

[runic crow]

Pretty much most spanish ballers

[charred temple]

@runic crow whats the move that benzema does

that he kept going to the right

what's the skill called

[violet reef]

shooting

[runic crow]

Idk I don’t watch benzema as much

[median steeple]

Shoot benzema shoot!

[charred temple]

like he was able to keep getting past defender by going to the right

[runic crow]

Show a clip

[median steeple]

Barca supporter i see

[violet reef]

thats just called dribbling

[runic crow]

I hate barca more then Real Madrid lol

[violet reef]

im a liverpool fan and dont watch benzema much

[violet reef]

same

[runic crow]

Fuck barca

[median steeple]

Inter milan 💙

Madrid 🤍

Call me a glory hunter or a plastic fan or whatever

Idc

[terse moss]

No bro

Milan ❤
Madrid🤍
İstanbul💙💛

[median steeple]

How old are you

[median steeple]

i like ac milan

[violet reef]

you support inter?

[median steeple]

Thats how much i adore italian football

I like my rivals

[violet reef]

[median steeple]

Yes

[charred temple]

@median steeple my mom told me

[violet reef]

ok

[charred temple]

not to tell people age

on internet

so i cant telll u sorry

[median steeple]

Ok so 11

[violet reef]

ok so your 11

[charred temple]

wait i'll ask my mom now

[terse moss]

My Favorite Player Milan Hakan Çalhanoglu

[violet reef]

😭

[charred temple]

if i can tell

my mom said no

[cedar beacon]

who i support from each league
inter/udinese
leverkusen
psg 🤢
spurs/aston villa (city if they play alvarez)
barca/sevilla/atm

[charred temple]

sorry

[median steeple]

I like leao

If its the prem i love liverpool

Dont support

[terse moss]

Real madrid > Alll

[median steeple]

Just like the team

Juventus 🤮

[subtle plover]

pfft you support the argentines in psg but not the club

[cedar beacon]

yeah just messi now 🥲 paredes and di maria dipped

[subtle plover]

the big dilemma of "I want some players on this club to do well but then that means the club does well and I do not want that"

[median steeple]

When i used to go to school i was known for HATING juventus

[runic crow]

I only support arsenal

Clubs I like to watch are
-crystal palace

• ac milan
• Real Madrid

[median steeple]

and having a bag from san siro

[charred temple]

fguys

guys

is the mc geady spin good

[cedar beacon]

id be willing to suffer psg winning the ucl if it means messi can win it tbh

[median steeple]

bro just

Leave

[violet reef]

@native lance

[median steeple]

Go play pokemon x and y

[median steeple]

Excuse me

[runic crow]

It’s a personal preference

[median steeple]

Who the fuck is that

[violet reef]

idk either tbh

hes some funny guy who supports juventus

and loves vlahovic

[median steeple]

Bad taste

Calciopoli 🤮

[runic crow]

tbh learn easy skill moves then if u want to get flashy learn Mcgeady spin

[broken heart]

Bro u Stan drake

Shut

[cedar beacon]

im so scared for the next 5 months, i want our players to do well at club level but i also want them to play in one of these so they dont get injured

[median steeple]

I dont

[runic crow]

Zidane is perfect to watch when u begin to play football

[cedar beacon]

bro

[median steeple]

I just wrote some random name

[cedar beacon]

messi will be an actor no joke

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/zidane-zinedine-zidane-bus-lunette-lunettes-gif-17154616

[violet reef]

messi was in spiderman

[cedar beacon]

he’s starring in an argentine movie soon

[broken heart]

Sus

[cedar beacon]

sorry not movie

series

i forget the name

but its a comedy i believe

[charred temple]

GUYS CAN I DO THE MC GEADY SPOIN

[median steeple]

bro just

Stfu

GET A COACH

U SHOULDNT DO SHIT IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO KICK A FOOTBALL

[runic crow]

I see messi leaving the football scene and never returning but a couple pundit appearances

[cedar beacon]

he will retire and go live in a small cottage in the spaniard wilderness and live off the land with antonela and the kids

[runic crow]

That’s the life init

[median steeple]

Thiago pessi

[cedar beacon]

messi dribbles past 3, passes to messi, messi with the cross, messi scores!

[runic crow]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1538404209166471168?s=21&t=QbFac1Eh7PsFjksfm_kDkg

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Raphinha deal. Barcelona have full agreement with his agent Deco since February on a five year deal but Leeds want €55m, no plan to change their price tag. 🇧🇷 #FCB

Barça need to be fast as Premier League clubs are back in the race, including Arsenal - but no bid submitted yet.

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Twitter · Jun 19, 2022, 6:12 AM

[median steeple]

NSM was the worst trio personality wise

[cedar beacon]

would be cool if they all became pros

[median steeple]

Suarez is insane

Divemar is divemar

Messi is pretty self centered

Smh

[runic crow]

Do u mean msn 😭😭

U don’t know ball

Man said nsm

[median steeple]

Neymar left suarez messi right

bro

[charred temple]

GUY CAN SOEONE tel lme if the

mc geady spin

is good

is the mc geady spin effective

[cedar beacon]

smn is my favorite football trio 😁

[broken heart]

Mcgready can't do mcgready spin in fifa

[runic crow]

It’s known as msn lmao

[median steeple]

Really?

Im not a barca fan sorry

[cedar beacon]

bbc is a superior name tho cant lie

[broken heart]

Sadio Mane?

[cedar beacon]

lmao

[median steeple]

Firmino is underrated

[median steeple]

Thanks

[broken heart]

Yo its alright

[median steeple]

Ive been wrong

[broken heart]

Allow it man

[runic crow]

All goods 😭

[median steeple]

I just ordered it by positions

[cedar beacon]

442oons

2014 merchants

[runic crow]

Man let me spread my knowledge

[orchid sequoia]

1st one clear

[terse moss]

Me:
Pac:90 Dri:86
Sho:87 Def:58
Pas:80 Pyh:65

[orchid sequoia]

0 overall

[broken heart]

ok

[runic crow]

We definitely know ur the left back

[orchid sequoia]

58 defending

87 shooting

Warra left back

[runic crow]

Marcos Alonso

[woeful berry]

That's the GK

[orchid sequoia]

No its a coach

[broken heart]

99 drive

[woeful berry]

You have a point

[terse moss]

I play football in 5 year

I play Gk,Cb,St

[broken heart]

@violet reef

Jigba was there too

[violet reef]

breuh

Flopba??

[broken heart]

My goat too

He scored a goal

[violet reef]

goat

[deep burrow]

Sup

[broken heart]

Bro look at Maradona at the left

[violet reef]

hey

[broken heart]

He can't believe he playing with mariano

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo I thought he was maradona at first too

[violet reef]

i was about to say that but i thought thats too dark😭 😭

[deep burrow]

Lmaoooo

[violet reef]

bruh

[cedar beacon]

mann

i cant send my stats

OH CMON

[deep burrow]

Join the dark side

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-star-wars-rule-the-galaxy-join-me-gif-17440064

[violet reef]

breh😭

[broken heart]

Bro dyabal was there too

[violet reef]

ok

[deep burrow]

The snake?

[broken heart]

Ye

[violet reef]

deyem

[broken heart]

Vini assisted him

[violet reef]

hes finished icl

[deep burrow]

He is finished and a snake

[charred temple]

guys

[violet reef]

ok

[charred temple]

can soemeon teach me how to do the mc geady spin

[deep burrow]

No respect for dybala

[broken heart]

Ask mcgready

[violet reef]

just go play pokemon or sumn

[deep burrow]

What’s that

[violet reef]

i dont think he can

[broken heart]

A skill move

[violet reef]

this guy is a troll dont entertain his shit please😭

[deep burrow]

In Pokémon?

[broken heart]

Bro mcgready can't do mcgready spin in fifa

[runic crow]

he sounds 8 years old

[violet reef]

breh

[broken heart]

Foot ball bro

[violet reef]

no in football

[broken heart]

😭

[violet reef]

fr he is

[broken heart]

Like anotny spin

[deep burrow]

Nah I’m pretty sure it’s in Pokémon

[violet reef]

bruh

[runic crow]

is there a skill move in pokemon😭

[violet reef]

😭 😭

[runic crow]

imagine doing a stepover before capturing a pokemon

or a fake shot

[violet reef]

💀

[deep burrow]

Yeah there is this one move called fridge it instantly turns your Pokémon into Harry maguire and decreases its speed stats

[violet reef]

gotta fake the pikachu out first

[runic crow]

u gotta get them confused which way u gonna go

[granite notch]

When you realise Harry Maguire clocked a top speed higher than both of your centre backs 😭

[terse moss]

Goat Maguire

[violet reef]

do a fake throw😭

[broken heart]

Chillieni and bobucci

[runic crow]

[deep burrow]

That’s why his the goat

[violet reef]

higher than tomori?

[violet reef]

fr

[terse moss]

Real Wall Goat

[cedar beacon]

yeah in his prius, we’re talking about the football pitch not the highway 😮‍💨

[broken heart]

I would clock top speed too if I got a bomb threat ngl

[granite notch]

What footballer drives a Prius

[violet reef]

true tbf

[cedar beacon]

harry maguire

[deep burrow]

Wouldn’t say that btw

[broken heart]

Tevez

[violet reef]

answer my question

[deep burrow]

Tomori way faster than maguire

[violet reef]

ye me neither tomori is pretty fast

[runic crow]

maguire is faster than sancho

[granite notch]

I told you both of their centre backs lmao you can’t read

[violet reef]

not hard

[runic crow]

i think sancho is slow af

[deep burrow]

Kalulu also clear of maguire

[violet reef]

ah so man utd center backs?

[deep burrow]

I mean maguire could be faster than kjaer cuz my guys old

[broken heart]

Varance fastest I think

[granite notch]

It’s pretty obvious why Maguire makes mistakes on the edge of his box

[violet reef]

nah you said he clocked up a speed if higher than both of "your" centerbacks to the ac milan dude

[deep burrow]

Nah only reason maguire makes mistakes is because he isn’t wearing an England shirt

[granite notch]

He plays well in front of Pickford and Henderson but makes mistakes in front of de gea

[deep burrow]

Because isn’t wearing an England or Leicester kit

[granite notch]

He’s only played once with England with Henderson

Who invited Leicester

[deep burrow]

He was good playing for Leicester

That’s why I invited them

[cedar beacon]

“maguire a different beast for the national team bro”

[granite notch]

You can’t tell me he was an 80m player at Leicester

[deep burrow]

He turned into a pile of shit when he went to United

[deep burrow]

Actually yeah city and Bayern were interested in him

United beat them tho

Liverpool was also interested in maguire

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo

[cedar beacon]

did them a huge favor

[deep burrow]

United could have bought van dijk btw

And bought maguire instead

[cedar beacon]

[deep burrow]

If they bought van dijk van dijk would have probably became as shit as maguire btw

Just saying

United is cursed

[granite notch]

He was and is a class player but not 80m

[cedar beacon]

maguire for united:

[granite notch]

He just needs a sweeper

[cedar beacon]

maguire for england:

[deep burrow]

Well yeah 80 million was too much

But he was still good

Really good

[subtle plover]

good for mid table premier league standards

[vapid wyvern]

Ronaldo was bought for 80m

At Real Madrid

Now u get Grealish for 100

[cedar beacon]

“midtable is still better than every other league 🤓”

[subtle plover]

[cedar beacon]

“🤓”

[spiral jolt]

guys i got concussed today playing soccer/football no more football activity for like a week 🥲 🥲🥲

[lyric coyote]

Interesting that after he left we became a top7 team

[lyric coyote]

You got hit on the head?

[broken heart]

Deym

[cedar beacon]

ripp

[spiral jolt]

yea some disckhead decided it would be okay to karate kick me in the head

[charred temple]

guys this is my first soccer socks

and its longer than my patella

is this normal

the soccer sock is past my patella

😭

[broken heart]

Shoe

[lyric coyote]

We're you playing casual or an actual competitive game?

[spiral jolt]

competitive

[lyric coyote]

Patella being thr knee?

[lyric coyote]

Do it to him the next time you play him

Did he get a red?

[spiral jolt]

idk

[lyric coyote]

Ohk

[spiral jolt]

i fell unconsccious

[lyric coyote]

Oof

[spiral jolt]

idk if il see him next

i think he got mad cuz i kept shuttting him down

he was a striker

and i was a CB

[violet reef]

youre my idol andrew tate

[broken heart]

Yo

[violet reef]

sup

[violet reef]

breh

[vapid wyvern]

Ur nike drift wasn't worth it
Whatcha gonna do? Cry about it?

[scarlet schooner]

Today is the first time i scored 4 times because im so bad its hard for me to score 2

[violet reef]

damn

[broken heart]

ok

[violet reef]

ok

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-sidemen-gif-7809964

[runic crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-me-gusta-ksi-rape-face-jj-olatunji-your-worst-nightmare-gif-19138890

[broken heart]

He still watches assna?

[runic crow]

This kit is fire

[broken heart]

Not here

Those shoulder colours 🤮

[idle loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/193393364819771392/988007039500447774/FB_IMG_16556295308473752.jpg

[idle loom]

Bruh I just saw that 2 minutes ago

[broken heart]

Stay safe

[idle loom]

The video on Facebook I meant

https://twitter.com/razarehman_/status/1538447901332066306

RR (@razarehman_)

🚨| Manchester United are now in ‘advanced talks’ with Barca for Frenkie de Jong!
#MUFC 🔴🌟🇳🇱

👀 Gap in valuation has decreased significantly over the last hours, and Manchester United are feeling ‘confident’ that they can submit a bid soon that’ll satisfy Barca’s wants.

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Twitter · Jun 19, 2022, 9:05 AM

[forest beacon]

day 5 without football 😭

[idle loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/569118909958193184/988010001555681310/FB_IMG_16556303163762002.jpg

[violet reef]

why tf is ansu standing like that

[broken heart]

Injured maybe

[violet reef]

💀

[true peak]

The collar ruined it

[broken heart]

Ye

[violet reef]

💀

[native lance]

Messi

Lionel Messi

[forest beacon]

I feel like lately

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-psg-celebration-goal-gif-23497962

[idle loom]

https://twitter.com/markgoldbridge/status/1538447789960617986?t=owM8tYUHPAYF29pwNYMpfg&s=19

Mark Goldbridge (@markgoldbridge)

Van Gaal destroyed the Timber deal then according to Dutch sources. Timber was set to come to United and had agreed terms and Van Gaal told him he wouldn't be going to the World Cup if he moved. Unbelievable if true

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Twitter · Jun 19, 2022, 9:05 AM

[forest beacon]

Normally
teams I support in football 📈
Teams I support in other sports 📉

[broken heart]

ok

[native lance]

Orange man

I hate u

[forest beacon]

now
football 📉
other sports 📈

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/aguero-rage-fifa-twitch-gif-19368583

[true peak]

Van Gaal secret Man City agent

[native lance]

Why did aguero rage in among us

😂😂

[cedar beacon]

fucking neymar kept targeting him bro

am i the only one who doesnt like the barca jersey very much?

[native lance]

Lol

[native lance]

Same

It kinda sucks

[cedar beacon]

reminds me a lot of this

but the barca one is done way worse

this one looks fresh af

[broken heart]

Looks fire

[native lance]

Fr

[cedar beacon]

🥵

[oak crystal]

I like him ig he the best of neymar was at barca

[cedar beacon]

wha

[broken heart]

Bro he said jersey

Not neymar

😭

[cedar beacon]

yknow if the barca jersey’s collar cut down into the striped area it would look much better

like the river collar

[broken heart]

Yeah I think the same

[oak crystal]

Sorry

[broken heart]

No problemo

[oak crystal]

I look at this text so I texted that

[woeful berry]

🙂

[daring summit]

Ok

[native lance]

Neymar

Jr

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-dancing-gif-21963411

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/FootyAccums/status/1538452275651391489?s=20&t=RY8ElJoozZAtBRxgsWutJQ inch resting

Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums)

Noël Le Graët (President of the French Football Federation) has said that Kylian Mbappe was close to quitting the French national team at the age of 22 after the criticism he received after Euro 2020!😳

Twitter · Jun 19, 2022, 9:23 AM

[violet reef]

bruh wtf

[charred temple]

SIUU

CAN I GET siuu

[daring summit]

Niuiu

[charred temple]

SIUUUUUUUUU

[cedar beacon]

yeah after he missed that pen

was on the news for a while

i mentioned it the other day and some dude didnt believe me 😮‍💨

[charred temple]

GUYS

WHY cant i have avocado

before soccer

[hard mantle]

Mbappe is already a world champion

[charred temple]

why cant i have avocado

[hard mantle]

He shouldn’t have that mentality

[charred temple]

its healthy

;-;

[hard mantle]

Otherwise you might have to go to the toilet

(Idk I ain’t no nutritionist)

[charred temple]

guys why cant i have avocado before soccer

[shadow sable]

top 3 shit oil clubs:

1. real madrid
2. psg
3. real madrid and psg

[granite notch]

Who u support?

[charred temple]

guys why cant i have avocado before soccer

[dire moss]

Is real even an oil club?

[humble solstice]

no

[dire moss]

Bruh it legit says his team in his name😭

[granite notch]

Loser mentality,

[granite notch]

you can have whatever you want before soccer because soccer doesn't exist

[charred temple]

@granite notch guys why cant i have avocado before football match

[granite notch]

Th

[dire moss]

Bruh just Google it

[granite notch]

you can its fine

unlees you got an avocado allergie

[oak crystal]

But United is not oil

[granite notch]

osi would never

[violet reef]

ffs your back

[charred temple]

guys why cant i have avocado before FOOTBALL match

it says u cant

[dire moss]

Just fucking Google lmao

It's so simple

[broken heart]

ok

[granite notch]

who is back

i am dante

[violet reef]

ok

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-dante-dante-hello-dante-thanos-thanos-hi-gif-22379053

[charred temple]

can i get a siuu

[prisma wigeon]

Siiiuuuu

[idle loom]

https://twitter.com/managingbarca/status/1538471208554967041?s=21&t=Mu_5KV3YxRx5WnmV0iolXg

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🚨| Xavi has asked FC Barcelona to make one more attempt to renew the contract of Ousmane Dembélé.
@Luis_F_Rojo [🥇]

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135

Twitter · Jun 19, 2022, 10:38 AM

https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1538455498105556993?s=20&t=9KyVrwxYk3tATJLZNNIRQw

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🚨| Ousmane Dembélé has NO intention to accept FC Barcelona's offer. Chelsea are having doubts about his injury record & the feeling is that they're more interested in signing Raheem Sterling.
@DiMarzio [🎖️]

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913

Twitter · Jun 19, 2022, 9:35 AM

https://twitter.com/Nathan_Gissing/status/1538452306290692097?s=20&t=9KyVrwxYk3tATJLZNNIRQw

Nathan Gissing (@Nathan_Gissing)

🚨EXCL: Chelsea are interested in re-signing Manchester City defender Nathan Ake. Thomas Tuchel is a big fan of the player. It is seen as another situation to keep an eye on. 🇳🇱 #CFC #MCFC #Ake

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2007

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Twitter · Jun 19, 2022, 9:23 AM

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1538431392371167232?s=20&t=D41zQkO5F34YfZAkyBGqwA

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

Elegance is timeless

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Twitter · Jun 19, 2022, 8:00 AM

[shadow sable]

definitely not psg

[solar cradle]

wait huh

what are those stars in the channels lmao

[cyan ibex]

guys i dont understand something

why do some people keep saying 'Pele is still scoring in his backyard'?

wtf does his backyard have to do with him?

yes but

i dont get it

ohhh so some people say 'he says that because he is counting the goals he scored in his backyard'

well some people say cameras did not exist back them

[idle loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/193393364819771392/988037648759259177/unknown.png

[still plaza]

[glad kelp]

Its waffle

No way he could score 1k goals

he deffo scored goals against toddlers and schoolchildren and counted them as official goals

oh and cant forget he played against farmers

[vocal basin]

Matteo moretto is the biggest fraud on the bird app 😭

So irrelevant, he is italian but he speaks in spanish. Failed reports everywhere 👍

Wannabe fabrizio in my books

[granite notch]

warra ucl for pissg and warra Europacup II for vardrid 😭

[remote snow]

The farmers of that age were on par with European counterparts, and achieved glory in international games

[granite notch]

Nobody cares tbh, you can tell them all this, show them the craziest stats and they’ll say he played against nobodies and is very overrated

[dusty trail]

Reminds me a bit of Lewandowski in the Bundesliga

[glad kelp]

He didnt play against farmers

Lol?

he plays against footballer not farmers

[glad kelp]

None of them look like ronaldo

[remote snow]

It's bundesliga
If you don't think they are farming, see the domestic honors of all their league clubs

[honest ocean]

@remote snow how are you not promoted yet man

[humble mica]

Why they make him black 💀

[remote snow]

You know how football referees go through courses and examinations? Same thing. @brave cosmos will maybe give me A+ grade

[honest ocean]

ohhhhh

[remote snow]

There's a warning/disclaimer given below.

[humble mica]

But Ronaldo isn't black idk how that's relevant

[granite notch]

[remote snow]

It's generated by AI with the help of random internet images, so it's not perfect yet and can be stereotypical

[humble mica]

Yeah true

Remember the Microsoft Twitter bot

😬😬

[remote snow]

Good thing it didn't start a war in the online football community

Might have posted something like "Spurs will be named the club of the century in 2101"