#football-lounge
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Harry Maguire shouldn't be a defender let's be honest
to let others score ez goals
who’s his competition? aguero 💀? shearer 🤢?
Miduero
His techniques have inspired the entire French backline too! Truly revolutionary
averagüero
especially saliba. Should be useful next season for arsenal
Wauyyy Tottenham going to championship
Saliba must have learned the art of defending ghosts at Parseille
Me a Tottenhams supporter?,no clue what your own about
Where's that "they forgot he was there" meme? @cedar beacon

Saliba just decided to mark Pavard out of nowhere 😭
Like, you can see it in the highlights
He target locks onto him for absolutely no reason
And then everyone else (including Pavard) decides to follow him 😭 😭 😭
I've seen Santa Cruz make defensive plays more coordinated than that 💀 💀 💀
genius move to leave someone unmarked 10 yards from goal
Even the bundesliga defends better than this 🥶
dawg i have a big ass bag of spicy cheetos thats lookin at me like
but i know if i start i wont be able to stop
relatable
Cheetos are vile
L take
So disgusting
Genuinely felt sick
Too unhealthy otherwise
@granite notch 🤷🏽♂️
Mate I will make a fucking petition for them to make special roles for the occasion
#teamcrayola vs #teammogos
We 1v1 on FIFA as a pre-match show
Then once the semifinal starts we go ham
Fight to the death even
who winning the world cup yall?
One out of Brazil, Argentina, France and England
(Those are my favourites I guess)
what about belguim?
Belgium lost to us 4-1
Was 4-0 if it wouldn't be for that lucky goal in injury time
And we're not even good
Add Spain and those are my favourites too
Germany is an outsider too
But probably not Germany tbh
Brazil, France, England, Spain, Argentina the favourites imo
man i suck ass at fifa 😭
England
you’ve got 5 months to prep then lol
very funny m8
argentina or brazil
you asked a question i gave a responsr 😐
U can't deny England is one of the favourites
With gareth southgate no🤣
Probably got the best squad itw if they knew how to use everyone correctly
yall think england will win a trophy before 2040?
Even with Gareth Southgate they're one of the favourites tbh
Does FIFA website have a bracket predictor or not?
I think I had Brazil winning it but idk anymore
I think Spain will surprise
Cause no one seems to rate them
Argentina
i think spain will lose in r16 or qf
coin toss because theyll face belgium or croatia in r16 prob
and both teams could realistically get a win there
england are one of the favourites but always a mixed bag
Cameroon is gonna win
i really think the winner will be decided in the semi final between argentina an brazil
the final before the final
tottaly
Ikr their goated
The best players in the world I definitely know at least one of their names
Blegium wont go out of groups
Croatia canada
from these performances
i have no hope
still, i think either qf or sf exit for england
brazil to win it
“no hope” proceed to predict a sf run 💀
hence why i said still
by no hope i mean no hope to win
with the sqaud we have, a semi is expected
It’s gonna be a murder of Suriname sadly
About time
This is largely Mexico’s B team from what I can tell
And that was just in the 3rd minute
No wonder it’s 1-0, the Suriname defender made an absolute howler
Araujo 
Football
Feetball
" hi guys did u watch that soccer game last night between Italy and England 🤓"
Yup
Speaking of pens…
Well they wil try really hard
That might be a penalty to Mexico
How are they in every group of death lol
Currently up 1-0 on Suriname, 40’
GOAL FOR MEXICO!
Some like that
Their own Nations League
wel bye
Suriname easy comeback incoming
Mexico might sell and Poland could sneak in
Saudi Arabia is three points
Then just set up shop against Argentina, play for the draw
🇲🇽 2-0 🇸🇷 at HT
Then shithouse the three points vs Mexico
poland is a complete mixed bag
they can't ever play 90 good minutes
they'll have their moments but never a whole match can they sustain it
Poland has one of the best players on earth, and then the rest of the team is painfully mid
At least Norway has two class players
Unfortunately the rest are so shit the class players don't matter
Sørloth and Haaland
Because the Netherlands are extremely inconsistent
Trolling moment
I mean, is he wrong
oh I meant Ryerson not Sørloth
he's not wrong they should have beaten them since they're better on paper
but can't always win
They just smashed Belgium they should definitely be beating Poland- he's not saying they outplayed Poland, he's saying that they shouldn't have lost to Poland in general
Like they shouldn't have played that bad
expectations will not always be met
De Jong is actually taking accountability and saying they shouldn't be losing to Poland, which I respect
You're misunderstanding the message
keep in mind penphis missed a penalty though
either team could have won it but netherlands came the closest late
Memphis Depay has 4 good games a season that make everyone think he's world class when he's really not
memphis depay is just an NFT merchant
Netherlands have a fantastic squad on paper, unfortunately they have Crystal Palace man in the dugout
huh
since when did van gaal coach crystal palace
gets spoonfed goals and penalties
i mean, even tho depay ain't world class, deadass he would get more goals and contributions than the chelsea attack unironically
y'know what, depay to chelsea
our new striker
I was joking since de Boer is an assistant lol
hmmmmmm
give us dembele and then we'll talk bout depay.
good
make sure he goes to chelsea
idk
but depay would get more goals than our attack
lukaku
werner
havertz
he can fit in chelsea but it depends on how motivated he is
how can he fit tho
can't create enough chances
Is Kai havertz ever gonna win a ballon d'or
lack of chances and lack of finishers
the german morata
unlucky late penalty
Depay > lakaka currently
Is that drake
Depay is underrated ong
depay to chelsea might be interesting tho, even if he wasn't appreciated in the premier, he got experience and we are lacking players that can actually finish, lukaku's a snake, timo can't finish, he's more of a winger and dont know about havertz
give us depay for 5m
not 50m
just 5 million
no zeros added
idc
if you dont want depay
give us depay
for 120m
Lukaku and depay swap
give us depay for 10m and dembele on a free then
timo werner and ferran torres | best duo of barcelona's history??
imagine if chelsea actually get depay and depay starts scoring alot again
like he did in his lyon days
memphis depay couldn't cut it at man united
Depen?
depay to united
to do that de jong link
🔥
y'know what
give us de jong too
I dont mean frenkie
I mean luuk, the real goat.
if Luuk wasn't slow
he would be a great scorer
Interesting note,
- Rumours of Pique cheating.
- Rumours of Pique cheating with Gavi's mom (? lol).
- The renew of Gavi's contract took some turns.
- Now they are confident that he will renew.
- Barcelona now Considering selling Pique!
Yeah 😂
I haven't been watching barcas matches but, was depay good for them
Barca without free transfers are finished
depuy
juventus and barcelona competing for all the free transfers
give us de ligt for 7m
by having the 4th most points in the serie a by the end of the season
Isn't Pogba a free agent so why 8M
allegri ball
depay moment
Cuz we got lucky
Vlahovic carrying juve harder then Ronaldo carrying man united
Obviously
Bro he scored 25 goals
This season
Ronaldo carrying man united to 6th place | TOTY deserved?? 🔥
Vlahovic carrying juve to 4th | toty deserved? ❗
dusan
Tadić
i think chelsea need to sign eriksen, they've been lacking creativity in the midfield
tottenham probably signging him more likely
well sounds depressing without context sure
after turning down arsenal
Greatest ST in the world rn
It's really great
no that's azmoun
depay is a better striker than dusan
sardar azmoun
Cap
Vlahovic >>> depay and lukaka and azmoun combined rn
💀
I'm tired
bro is simply different
💀
receba KKKK
Maguire is the best defender in football history end of debate
Guess the player: i've played w neymar and mbappe
I won the champions league once
I'll give more hints to narrow it
Oh wait this is soccer
DiMaria?
K?
Fuck soccer bro it's trash I'm leaving this shit American football better
K
😂😂😂
i've won the champions league once
i played with drogba and ronaldo
i'll give more hints to narrow it
@finite void
if you get this first i'll try i'll give you my v card
luis suarez to river is a genuine possibility lmao
jus like this ratio
jk
he’s been in contact fir a few weeks now and he has one more week to give a final answer
would be massive if he comes down
Rony is better
messi’s season been lowkey underrated
Lassana diarra I guess
ma
na
the player scored 10 goals for his national team in 41 appearances
Bru he literally played with both and won championsleague once
it could be a lot of players so i'm giving more hints if you don't guess the one i have in mind
they bought him so he could win the champions league, which he did...just took a loan out to bayern for it to happen 
21 goals? That's not even close
Unless you count
National teams. But on club level
It was like 10 or 11
He just ghosted in a farmers league though
sad day for all of us football fans.
Ricardo carvalho?
Sean Dyche still doesn't have an offer of a club to coach.
Because he is sheite
all comps (national team excluded)
he got 8 in ligue 1 i believe and like 5 in ucl or somethin
and i guess other random pissg games
but why goals the inly thing you look at
He plays football that is boring and outdated.
its a whole ass season not shooting practice 😭
@dense agate
mans a midfielder at pissg sadly
He got 11 goals. Excuses again for why he cant score more goals
he was still a good coach for burnley
man made burnley stay in the prem for years
and now that he's sacked, burnley got relegated
karma's a bitch
He was going to get relegated anyway. The squad was too old and too weak for them to stay in Prem
you still gotta admit that it was pretty impressive by the little budget he had in the team, he made them stay for a long time
Yes because he was Diego Simeone of England. He parked the bus and played great defensively. But i could not see them staying for longer
That football is dying out
urs fischer
David Moyes
He has done an amazing job with West Ham
I'd say Potter from Brighton
Him too
also, I dont think Moyes is underrated
I think he gets respect rn by the work he has done with WH
na
bro ever since learning that rashford looks like quandale dingle life hasnt been the same
-finalissima isn’t a big trophy
-farmers league in the most stacked team
- couldn’t do shit when playing real teams
Hey
lost ucl final 😕
lost euro final as well didnt ya 😕
Any of u watch premier league
Yeah
Well, not every matchday though
Not a big fan
Nice
What are some I guess you’d say “sleeping giants” are coming up. Like a team who is building something that can contend in Europe for years
conmebol and uefa on equal terms at international tournaments since 2009 with 18w each and 10d
very interesting
farankfurt
Is that a joke
if you count argentina vs italy conmebol at 19
Leipzig and Villarreal, if they get the right players and management
not for years but for the next 2 or 3 seasons theyll compete
Chickaboo FC?
popenpham
Not Newcastle?
We getting botman and possibly pacqueta
Jesus Christ another Brazil FC 😭
I'm still holding onto hope that Paquetá goes to a bigger club this transfer window
i think botman will join ac milan instead
He'll probably just join Newcastle at the end of the day
man's a dance merchant
seconded by brazil had me in tears
Newcastle biggest club in the world
why is it that every big nations league game is ending in a draw
Behind FC Dallas
argentina is the most talented and the most humbl
cause european nations kinda in the mud rn
look at these dudes
its like watching concacaf nations league man
no
they're not humble
but talented yeah
croatia is humble
USA will humble Europe
yeah
Images that will get you banned from a Liverpool fan server
shut th fuck up
mexico will humble ye argentinian asses 😎
Jonathan David will be the WC top scorer
Inshallah
Actually Jesus Ferreira will be
Jesus Ferreira needs to go to a bigger club bro, hes criminally underrated
australia don’t play in the euros + your idolo didn’t even make qf
an australian? 
if argentina dont even make it to the semis, el mogos has to give me nitro
tim cahill lives rent free in my mind
yes ma’am
Jesus Ferreira will help build our team even more if we sold him
my idolo playing the ucl on fifa man 😭
bros retired
haha
is it even allowed to disrespect aguero
nah hes too chill
i don’t pick goats una but slander the excessive prop when the season isn’t at their standard
but as long it's not about his disease
or reason of retirement?
I really want to say something to aguero
aguero you were ass in your last years
no wonder why messi left you dumped in barca
man wanted to play with messi but woooo
unlucky
and what annoys me more about aguero is his quote at man city
about winning the ucl
juan musso 😮💨🤷♂️
100% baby
greatest keepers of our generation
hey hack
if pep subbed him on at like 75 city wouldve equalized
am I allowed to disrespect aguero
of course not
aguero was ass in his last years
bro was injured and played like no joke 4 games in his last season at city
pep was giving us a preview of how he’s gonna treat julian alvarez
he was still assssujirwuueoweugre
and man dipped to barca to atleast earn some of those wages and to play with messi
kind of like a thierry henry
Fuck my fifa luck
Carabao cup im a league one side
I face
CHELSEA
FUCKING CHELSEA
why chelski
Dance merchant 😭
You know there's a reason they dance every match, right?
Cus we never fail to score 😎
Gabigol 😭
Bro don't do me like that
Mentioning Gabibum inside anything related with Brazil's squad should be a crime
hes right
Sup
Any football boots to recommend?
I kinda like the copa sense 4 fxg
Is it good?
its kinda uncomfy imo
I have a budget of 70£, got any recommendations? I wanna start off with smth decent and move up to high end boots
you could consider some puma boots
even the low end versions of those are pretty nice
Just cus his dances are iconic doesn't mean he's a dance merchant 😤
paqueta is a dance merchant tbf
hes a baller but hes a dance merchant aswell
dance merchant isnt bad
Isn't callig someone's an X merchant basically saying "they can literally only do this"
dunno
but paqueta is a dance merchant
Tbf his moves are sick
I want this man to score in the WC final
W
My name smooth
Lingard is the biggest dance merchant ever
what if you dont reach there
Nah def probably some random Brazilian or something
Fuck you stupid bot
ok

biggest downgrade since pique and gavis mom
valverde is class
yeah
but yh ofc its a downgrade
but still a downgrade
ok
xabi alonso, steven gerrard and mascherano🤨
Downgrade
bro what 😭
yh you started watching football in 2018
And you in what year?
iniesta busquets xavi will forever be ridiculously clear
tbf that trio lasted like 3 years so
who tf is us
Real Madrid
prolly modric
no definitely
no
Definitely modric
yes
Kroos as well
kroos not at all
casemiro isnt better than mascherano and none of that midfield trio is better than gerrard
fairs
Gerrard I’m dead
mascherano underrated baller
stay alive
an animal
Gerrard is not better than modric
yh you started watching football in 2018
I promise you only pool fans thank that

nah
only rma fans think modric is better
Proved my point
yeah idk how i feel about gerrard over modric
go in the english football thing and ask anyone
maybe manutd fans think modric is better cuz they think scholes is better😭
Tbf prem fans are the most bias thing on planet earth
it's because there are more premier league fans and fans in general will be biased to what they see more
how can you say that while saying modric is better than steven gerrard as a madrid fan
i agree tho
prem fans are biased
😂
i cant confidently say gerrard is better than modric tbh
kane overhyped asf
im leaning more towards modric
kane will end up as englands best ever player
its kinda comical
put modric in that 2005 to 2011 side lets see how well he would do in such a poor squad
gerrard single handedly carried liverpool to a ucl
put gerrard in before tht 3peat era
nd lets see if madrid would hv won the 3 UCLs
?
he also brought us into contention
ok
thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard ngl
Bruh that makes n sense
ok
he did cost us come on now
but im not gonna slander gerrard
LAMPARD
ROONEY
BECKHAM
thts the order
Without Gerrard we weren't even contenders to begin with
Lol Beckham
then wt abt this
lampard over rooney?
Lmao
mans snuck in beckham like we wouldn't notice
beckham in there
fr
beckham is great
Yh
Now you'll say bUT LaMpArD is BeTtER
hes a united fan ofc he will try to sneak beckham there
lampard is the greatest english player bruh
Fair tbh
yh
what
what does “yh” mean

harry kane clear
thats what im asking
it means yeah
i never saw bekham in UNITED fr
i started watching from the season he left united for madrid
yh is short for yeah
ok
yeah thats what i thought
rooney is by farrrr best english player oat
He was shit at Madrid
Maguire
ik tht
Not shit but under performed
sterling kinda underrated for the english nt ngl
Sup
This isn't even am argument
he was ballin out at the euros
idk how lampard is even being compared to rooney
Na its scott sterling
Tough competition
My guy saved 5 pens
Pickford is overrated
Their new kit is so ugly
Its good
It’s not lol
Got it
Awkward asf
Guys the best english defender oat?
The legend
who's
Hes better than prime oliver kahn
Man saved 5 pens with a face
Barcelona
john terry
Saves more shots than de gea and allison combined
their kit is fine imo
would prolly look much better on the pitch
Yeah
Hes the best wife stealer
exactly
Would be great friends with icardi
Terry was a beast
ok
The brown Spotify logo makes it look less attractive
bro what 🗿
isnt it silver
The pics I’ve seen are light brown
in the official release i was silver wasnt it
He would make a good partnership with ferdinand ngl
Yeahhhh
England back then was insane
Probably will be gold
if terry and vvd were in a back 4 they would never concede a goal
yh
Gerrard and lamaprd at the midfield
usa will beat england in the group stage
No lol
no
Ferdinand and terry at the cb
USA are not better than Canada rn
if usa beat england the sport will officially be called soccer
Bro what are u smoking
i mean
shit
reyna
injured
dest
injured
robinson
injured
Unless a big upset happens USA will not beat England
Usa wont beat england
Very unlikely
i think they will draw
matt turner >
Even on a good day for USA, it’d take a lot for them to draw
Damn
tru
but england lost to fuckin hungary
Ramsdale should start man fr
Why the heck Pickford starting
Henderson
Dean henderson
Hes good
Dean should be the 3rd choice
That’s why I mentioned upsets
do you lot have mckinnie
Ramsdale nd Pope would be the 1st 2
Hes young and good for his age
yea
but upsets with england arent that uncommon
Could be the future of england gk
McKennie is pretty shit lol
Reece james can start as rb
hes alright but ramsdalw is better
lost to them in a friendly but drawed against them in the 2010 wc
ye but for usa hes fine
Yeahh
mckennie is not even bad 🗿
for juve he is
Well USA play mostly in the concacaf ofc he’s gonna be decent-good there
for juve not international
true
Walker can play the CB in the back 3
thats what i said
Concacaf is so bad rn their best nation is absolutely horrible rn lol
mckinnie?
best player in every position argentina:
gk: fillol
defense: pasarella
midfield: bochini
forward: maradona (messi kempes batistuta riquelme all good options as well lol)
in the nations league final and the wc qualifiers yea
yea the best nations are canada usa and mexico
lmaoo
Yea but the best oat is Mexico and they are absolute absolute dog shit rn
Crazy how they haven’t sacked martino
He’s so bad
tru
🤨
SANCHO IS GONNA WIN THE GOLDEN BOOT NEXT YEAR
no chance
he barely plays
It's gonna be Sancho
hes got 4 goals this season in like 30 apps
nah bro lukaku golden boot 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
😂
If they get a new coach they’ll have better chances of qualifying than Canada imo but if it stays the same I don’t see us getting past. No chance
actually ill prob take burruchaga or mascherano over bochini. bochini just a local legend
reasonable
who is us
yeah nah i was trippin big time with bochini
I agree this season was a normal or a below average
But 22 23 is gonna be sancho's year
I doubt much will change sadly
yea
But it is what it is
thats what was said this season aswell
Chicharito??? That guy is a streamer now 💀
and greg just called out a youngster from germany from the bundesliga, malik tillman
Nah it wasn't
It was his 1st season
man utd will have to take a step backwards first with ten haag inorder to take 2 steps forward again
brudda he was bought for 85 million
pulisic underrated
W
if we get pulisic we are so finished but we are getting nunez
Whaaat why would Chelsea let him go? He’s literally the lebron James of soccer
i will die on this hill
because we have to much fucking attackers
lmao
get ready to die
So? Get rid of the others who aren’t the lebron James of soccer!!!
bro i hurt my back and im dying
csnt find a comfortable position
puli before his major injury was sick asf
Isn’t lukaku leaving tho
pulisic>entire chelsea squad combined tbh
prolly not
That team was so fucking broken lmao
nah but fr pulisic>werner idk if thats controversial or not
but scored against liverpool to make it a draw
i cant tell if your being serious or not at this point
not hard scoring against nacho and militao tbh
wait wht
militao is class tho
nacho aint tht bad
ok
LMAOOO
ik
nacho is a chip you dip in cheese
ok
something your bois couldn’t do more than once last season
💀💀💀
i was talking about last season
And in the final as well
ankara messi try not to respond with ok for 30 seconds challenge (impossible)
also alaba was playing but ok
Yea In 2021
ok
i forgot to mention courtois my bad
this is going go be a hot take but
pulisic > foden
2021 at our training ground I’m not talking about the final
this one might be too far
all that hype on jota just to get pocketed by Vazquez as a rb 😭
but its not as big as a gap as people would like you to believe
what?
bruh mount > foden
guys guys, im joking
ok
courtois played like yashin in 2021 aswell btw
vazquez isnt bad at all lmao
That was only at anfield. Nacho x militao were more important in that game anyway
at anfield😂 my brudda there were no fans
It was still one of the worst and physically fucked up Madrid sides in a while lol
Madrid needs to sign a good RB for the future
A young guy
Reece James
Be a backup for carvajal
I don't think it's happening
they signed one
vinicius sumn
hes the future captain of chelsea lol thats not happening
He’ll probably be loaned
hes a young fullback tho
In tht case TAA is also a young fullback
Yea most likely not
rma aint getting trent
The only mistake RMA did was to sell Hakimi
if rma get trent ill cut off my right leg
Ofc
Ik tht
Even reece not gonna leave chelsea
wasnt rlly a mistake at that moment in time
yh
theos presentation was class😂
😂😂😂
Without the cl
If Mendy stays fit we’re good on LB position for the next 3-4 seasons
ye
Alaba can also still play at LB I’m sure as well
yeah but Alaba gonna play LB
ye
alaba is better at lb than cb
It’s gonna be a long season for most our players. I’m sure there will be a lot of rotations
Anyways rudi nd militao would be world class
ok
wdym
How rudiger is shit at a back 4
tbf they are right at that
alaba?
hope things can workout for us
There will be quite some rotation in the back 4 this coming season
I think
I don't want tht Chelsea to rma transfers go waste again
(HAZARD FANS CAN RELATE)
when are the groupstages for ucl announced again
Probably some time around August
August 25th
ok
ok
ur a manchester united who loves hazard who cares about chelsea players doin well at real madrid?
im a football fan who loves good football all around
i love madrid after united
i love my club nd i prefer them but i dont hate others
im a very very very big hazard fan
people used to judge me tht i support united nd used to watch chelsea play enthusiastically coz of hazard
i think militao will on sub
ngl mendy is better on his position than alaba
atm
Yeah
It's a possibility too
if u follow madrid gameplay
militao always do a mistake
but cortouis always save him
especially after they locked la liga tittle
Yeah he does
But some of his clearances are world class
Like they are mind blowing
Madrid would find any ways too tc abt this
Guys VALVERDE as CM Or RW
he play both of that position in the same game
Wht do u prefer
cm
Yeahh
for defender
can't wait for reece james
mendy-militao-rudi-reece
totally complete new generation lol
Yeahhh
vini-benzi-rodrigo
Hazard gonna give a comeback
damn i forgot madrid have hazard
Next year
It's gonna be the year of Hazard
who knows
I believe
he probably rwf
Him nd vini
LW and RW
That was only for about a month near the end of the season
vini always lw
He was very solid the rest of the season


