football-lounge

[oak crystal]

Hope Tottenham win

[knotty hull]

super league is just a bunch or rich people doing a circle jerk while we get shitty football

[analog drum]

its always been like that

[restive tendon]

imagine tottenham bottling norwich and arsenal beating everton

would be the biggest surprise of the season

[analog drum]

that would be spursy at its finest

[granite notch]

[broken heart]

I understand why they wanted to do that but still a shit af idea

[knotty hull]

super league is just a legal money scheme

[analog drum]

spursiness definition in urban dictionary

[dusty temple]

Us in the Cup Final

[broken heart]

Won't see this in la liga

[restive tendon]

How did yall beat Ajax

[dusty temple]

I haven't heard any Ajax fan

[broken heart]

😭

[dusty temple]

We're not that worse

[oak crystal]

I believe Flare= Passionate

[knotty hull]

yea like it makes no sense really so what if a big club gets knocked out they can just buy their way back in

[dusty temple]

They are so lucky second half of the season

[restive tendon]

Yeah but the 5-0 at home

[knotty hull]

makes no sense

[restive tendon]

that was an ouch

[dusty temple]

ehem

We got robbed in Eindhoven

[knotty hull]

https://tenor.com/view/2016-gif-5093070

[dusty temple]

It should have been 1-1

[knotty hull]

I love this gif

[oak crystal]

Flare=passionate lol

[knotty hull]

idk why

[broken heart]

The revised version was somewhat acceptable like no fixed spots but at that point uefa announced the new format

[knotty hull]

like what was my man trying to hit

[dusty temple]

We won against Ajax 4-0 for the Dutch super cup

This season

Madueke masterclass

[broken heart]

He had his ribs fractured 💀

No red card too

[dusty temple]

F

[oak crystal]

How about sangare

[restive tendon]

now i dont feel good about ten hag

[knotty hull]

I still find it dumb there are way to many leagues

[broken heart]

I remember watching this live

[dusty temple]

He is so good

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1527060654347149317

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨| This includes: the decision of the coach next season, the signing of the players he and the PSG board believe fit and receive a huge bonus. @EduAguirre7

Twitter · May 18, 2022, 10:56 PM

[knotty hull]

dud almost got killed and no red card

[knotty hull]

💀

[dusty temple]

Ajax second half of the season is shit

[oak crystal]

Ten hag is good its about the player

[dusty temple]

They keep winning with late goals

[broken heart]

Not any regular dude
Xabi Alonso 💀

[oak crystal]

Is zahavi still good

[dusty temple]

Hm, for us he is decent

[restive tendon]

haller's second half of the season went terrible too

[knotty hull]

he looks like a weak Canelo

[dusty temple]

True

[broken heart]

Perez proposed it to tackle man city and psg oil money sponsorship tbf

But not good for us fans

[restive tendon]

from a sharp goalscorer to just a guy in the pitch

[knotty hull]

and players

[dusty temple]

No wonder Ten Hag benched Haller in the Cup Final

[knotty hull]

they play what 2-3 games a week

add another league

[oak crystal]

Haller 5 month wonder

[dusty temple]

Brobbey is better the second half of the season

[knotty hull]

that more games

[dusty temple]

True

Dortmund fans convincing me he is the next striker

[restive tendon]

gravenberch good talent

[knotty hull]

and psg still wont be able to win

[dusty temple]

Gravenberch is going to Bayern probs

[knotty hull]

like

[restive tendon]

ye

[knotty hull]

damn

[still plaza]

Haller will be sold off to Dortmund for a lot of cash when he's still valuable

[oak crystal]

Come on they have kimmich and goretzka

[still plaza]

And then flop

[dusty temple]

True

[restive tendon]

he needs one more season

[coarse hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/jay-jay-okocha-okocha-jay-jay-bolton-bolton-wanderers-gif-21623375

[restive tendon]

this season wasnt convincing

[knotty hull]

guys guys Man city wont bottle next season

trust Pep

[oak crystal]

He was shit at prem

[subtle plover]

Brobbey to man united when

Leipzig flop brian brobbey

[coarse hazel]

Who

[restive tendon]

Pep when he doesnt have prime Messi, Iniesta, Xavi ☹️

[dusty temple]

Brobbey is actually better than Haller

[oak crystal]

Haller

[still plaza]

Wdym he needs one more season my man is 28 and already played in the bundesliga and the premier league 😭 he's not some ajax youngster

[knotty hull]

he has haaland

[coarse hazel]

Halaand is 28??!!

[knotty hull]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guardiola-pep-daydream-pep-daydreaming-pep-sad-sa8c1-gif-20230056

[still plaza]

No. Haller is

Or well

[coarse hazel]

I was about to say lmao

[still plaza]

Almost

In less than a month

[restive tendon]

yeah but performed for half a season

[coarse hazel]

Isn’t halland 21

[oak crystal]

Mourinho is better because he can win ucl with porto and a good eye of transfer in chelsea

[oak crystal]

He's getting old

[granite notch]

What was the game lik

E

[still plaza]

Yeah but Haaland is leaving now. So they need someone now, not next season. Lol

[knotty hull]

https://tenor.com/view/haaland-erling-haaland-bvb-borussia-dortmund-crazy-man-gif-22862275

[oak crystal]

The same like the last uel final

[still plaza]

It's great opportunity for Ajax to sell him

[dusty temple]

Adeyemi is already signed

[restive tendon]

goodluck to dortmund i guess, lol

[analog drum]

the cycle of a dortmund player

young player gets bought from a small european club

[oak crystal]

Dortmund academy for forward

[still plaza]

Hmm yeah

[dusty temple]

Moukoko and Malen are still there

[analog drum]

gets a his apperances

[restive tendon]

whos the better academy ajax or dortmund

[still plaza]

Ajax should get rid of Haller now tho

[analog drum]

fails or breaks transfer records

[dusty temple]

I've also heard interest from Bayern

[knotty hull]

haaland will carry man city to a UCL win

https://tenor.com/view/haaland-gif-24643011

[oak crystal]

Moukoko still a young prospect still doesnt deserve a big game time, just wait

[dusty temple]

Where is Lewandowski going to

[oak crystal]

Barca

[knotty hull]

newcastle

[dusty temple]

He scored a good goal against Hertha ngl

He has talent

[solar relic]

21 and injury prone?
It’s official : Maguire > Halaand.

[still plaza]

If Ajax keep playing the 442 diamond they played the past weeks. They could have Bergwijn and Brobbey up front. With Tadic on CAM. Would be good tbh

Antony probably going to united or something

[dusty temple]

Yeah

[oak crystal]

He do but not yet

[restive tendon]

Bring back David Neres

[solar relic]

West Ham to replaces Ings

[oak crystal]

Yeah he can stab the defense

[knotty hull]

cant believe newcastle beat arsenal

[dusty temple]

Tadic this season wasn't convincing and still he managed to get loads of goals and assists

[oak crystal]

Of course

[solar relic]

Newcastle have always been > arsenal

[dusty temple]

Bergwijn is probably going to cost alot for Ajax

[restive tendon]

london teams and their surprises

[subtle plover]

Why can't you

It's arsenal

[still plaza]

If they manage to sell Haller and Antony it should not be a problem at all I think

[knotty hull]

I had arsenal winning but man

[subtle plover]

arsenal when they need a result to get ucl:

[dusty temple]

True true

Bergwijn is so overpowered for the national squad

[restive tendon]

Bruh they cant go to the ucl with a team like that come on

[solar relic]

Rangers rn:

[knotty hull]

this is the downfall of their UCL race

[subtle plover]

Rangers are in the qualifier rounds of ucl at least

[dusty temple]

They may face us

[restive tendon]

Imagine arsenal qualifying and their group is Bayern

[knotty hull]

Saka will save them

[knotty hull]

nah they got Saka

https://tenor.com/view/emile-smith-rowe-and-saka-emile-smith-rowe-saka-gif-23713936

[dusty temple]

1 player ain't enough

[restive tendon]

saka finished

[dusty temple]

You need an entire team

[knotty hull]

saka needs a better coach

who dont bottle to Newcastle

[restive tendon]

you need an entire team and the 2005 wenger

[knotty hull]

nah nah they got it

[solar relic]

Arsenal fell off from here:

[restive tendon]

yeah the 3 midtable losses

[solar relic]

All in 12 days

“The games in hand”

[knotty hull]

dont worry Arsenal will make it next season to UCL

[restive tendon]

then casually thrashing chelsea and united

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[solar relic]

Then looses to Newcastle

[restive tendon]

this team is confused

[knotty hull]

and spurs

[restive tendon]

lmao

[knotty hull]

they didnt even loose to spurs

they got clean sheeted

[restive tendon]

ye

[knotty hull]

💀

all they had to do was win

[restive tendon]

played the game with all the stress in the world

[knotty hull]

starting to see a pattern

when the games matter they loose

[restive tendon]

its the europa league vaccum

[oak crystal]

Even Christian's says " Wallahi " Now?

[urban remnant]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/usoys4/fef_ecuador_confirm_that_their_friendly_match_vs/

[knotty hull]

they really a glass cannon

[knotty hull]

yea

[subtle plover]

I think that is defined as "bottling"

[urban remnant]

Ecuador v Iran in Canada

[knotty hull]

they dont even bottle at this point

[urban remnant]

Could be an interesting thing to see

[knotty hull]

i dont think arsenal even bottles

like they just flat out reverse

[subtle plover]

ecuador vs ir iran in bc? say less

[urban remnant]

Arsenal were overachieving for a good chunk of the season no?

[subtle plover]

not sure if I could go to it but I would if that happens and I can

[oak crystal]

They could have win the ucl spot, but they bottle it

[subtle plover]

yeah although people wouldn't see it this way

[restive tendon]

nah arsenal takes from the rich and gives to the poor

[knotty hull]

everyone like oh yea they could make Europa maybe even UCL

[urban remnant]

Seems like they finally came down to earth

[knotty hull]

then

yea

[subtle plover]

they did a freiburg

[knotty hull]

they turn into a glass cannon

[restive tendon]

dmn freiburg i was excited

to see a different german team in the UCL

[subtle plover]

there is a different german team in UCL

the team that just won europa league

[restive tendon]

yeah eintracht did me a favor

😂

when you realize koln are the bigger bottlers

[subtle plover]

more so it would have been funny to see Leipzig lose out on UCL next season alongside not winning UEL or dfb pokal this season

[restive tendon]

ye

thats if koln won their 2 games

[subtle plover]

nah Köln let stuttgart win so hamburger sv can put pertha psc where they belong

[restive tendon]

instead they lose an UCL spot

[subtle plover]

plus I think Köln will be fine with UECL

better chance to do something

[restive tendon]

yep

modeste loading top scorer 😩

[subtle plover]

if he doesn't dip to china in the summer

nah he won't do that this time, no money to chase nowadays there

[restive tendon]

he wont

[urban remnant]

Chinese Super League imploded like China's hopes of qualifying for Qatar

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1527059007533359105?s=21&t=bifWA4nGfuwpQGYI6aZv0w

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| PSG have offered Mbappé to be the owner of their sporting project. They’ll allow him to CHANGE coaches, players as he wishes, including the HUGE economic offer. @elchiringuitotv

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[subtle plover]

No they haven't

[subtle plover]

China's hopes of being relevant national team anytime soon*

[granite notch]

PSG are embarrassing

[uncut pike]

Mbappe's record at PSG is simply stunning

[granite notch]

Yeah

[uncut pike]

I don’t think that’s true tbh that would be too much

[granite notch]

Mate

It’s psg

[uncut pike]

They would embarrass themselves doing that

It’s almost like the player is bigger than club

if that happens

[granite notch]

Tbf

At this point he is

They didn’t build around him when they should have

[uncut pike]

Imagine being a player/owner 😭😭

[granite notch]

In fact they did no building

[uncut pike]

That’s insane

[misty verge]

Campeão

Frankfurt

[subtle plover]

https://twitter.com/fcbarcelona/status/1527046488810987520?s=21&t=8v3OpR3EU1fWPkKmDCPIeg

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

Herzlichen Glückwunsch @Eintracht für den gewonnenen Europa League Titel in Sevilla.

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Congrats fc is back!

[reef bison]

Get a role for your favorite team and access the team channel, head over to #bot-sandbox and type //intro

[wise bear]

Mans played 216 games. Bro I swear hes like 10 years old 😭

[plucky sandal]

If he stays fit and plays for 10 more years

He’ll be better than Ronaldo at almost everything 😮‍💨

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/secretmessikratos-secretkratosmessi-kenanreynaud-gif-23901551

[plucky sandal]

I think imma buy football premium during the wc

[runic crow]

What is the point of it

[marsh kayak]

Yo

[plucky sandal]

Not dealing with idiots during the World Cup

[warm lion]

buy friends to talk to the matches about

[plucky sandal]

I have friends

They all support Portugal

[zealous drum]

Man if we end up in the group of hell
With teams like fuckin bayern, real, Barcelona,Napoli, PSG, Liverpool, ManCity, Villarreal. If we end up with even ONE of those teams we're fucked

Spurs don't stand a chance in the ucl if we're playing bayern

[subtle plover]

no one's scared of napoli lmao

also villarreal won't be in the champions league

[subtle plover]

tell them portugal can't top their group unless they have angola in it

and they don't so they won't top the group

[zealous drum]

Oh hell yeah

[oak crystal]

Lol

[subtle plover]

the main concern is conte's champions league record

[zealous drum]

He did pretty good ngl

[oak crystal]

Shit record actually

[warm lion]

why napoli bro

[zealous drum]

Yeah we're fucked

[warm lion]

napoli group is group of life

[zealous drum]

Idk insigne

Wait or was it immobile

[warm lion]

its a team sport tho

[subtle plover]

insigne gonna score for napoli while playing for toronto fc

what a player

penmobile never played for napoli

[zealous drum]

I have no idea wtf is going on

[warm lion]

insigne

[subtle plover]

insigne won't be there next season lmao

no need to worry

[still plaza]

Why is he even going to toronto

What's the point

[subtle plover]

giovinco probably persuaded him

not sure of the reasons, those are probably best known to himself

[still plaza]

Why wouldn't he just stay at napoli

He starts

[plucky sandal]

They thought Portugal was gonna win the euro

[zealous drum]

Yo idk what's football anymore

[still plaza]

No offence but Toronto is a big downgrade

[plucky sandal]

And the national league

And the copa America

[vast sandal]

React to this message to get the Eredivisie role which grants you access to the Eredivisie channel

[subtle plover]

going to MLS is a downgrade in general

maybe he wants to retire before mid 30's

who knows

[granite notch]

going to mls = last club before retirement and only there for money

i saw drogba and zlatan play in mls for them it was like a childs game

[still plaza]

Zlatan went back to Serie A tho

[subtle plover]

zlatan got owned by carlos vela

didn't want the smoke any more

[warped vapor]

penmobile is the greatest striker of our generation.

disagree = angry lewa/benz/suarez/kane fanboy = wrong

[zealous drum]

City fan

Oil FC

[forest tapir]

Current Madrid would beat Prime Barca if they faced in a UCL knockout game

[tight shard]

INTER

GNOJNICA

[fallow laurel]

I have a W english teacher

[warped vapor]

cry me a river

[fallow laurel]

Even tho he supports Liverpool

He likes to roast man united

And there are a lot of MU fans in my class

[zealous drum]

Boohoo

[warped vapor]

that will not give spurs a trophy since 2008

[zealous drum]

Bro

Idc

Abt trophies

[warped vapor]

crying

coping

[zealous drum]

The game isn't abt trophies why yall talk abt it so much

I'm coping very well actually maybe we can win UCL

[warped vapor]

ur club is literally in the big 6 (top 6 teams with highest amount of trophies)

[zealous drum]

Point?

[warped vapor]

that trophies are relevant

😭😭

don’t give me that “yep who cares about trophies”

[zealous drum]

They are but not to everyone lol

[warped vapor]

is that why ur club sacked all their managers?😭

[zealous drum]

Some ppl just like to see their team win and be happy

[warped vapor]

:/

[zealous drum]

Well that's in the past now also we are not the only club who has done that

Trophies don't matter to some people

[warped vapor]

🥱

[zealous drum]

I can see you're very satisfied with your team's performance

I am more than satisfied with mine

We may not win much silverware

But damn did we have a history of players

https://tenor.com/view/firsttouch-nice-shot-holyshot-holy-gif-24074950

[warped vapor]

fairs

[zealous drum]

https://tenor.com/view/heung-min-son-spurs-tottenham-gif-14442085

[copper badger]

[zealous drum]

Sonny

[native lance]

Ahh

Still pissed that Frankfurt won

The uel

[subtle plover]

11th in bundesliga but wins UEL

[native lance]

Frankfurt will be in ucl next reason

Season

,

"

Imagine Frankfurt and barca in same group

💀💀

[copper badger]

Frank > united

[oak crystal]

Revenge

[plucky sandal]

Football fans need to talk more about how media effects the sport

[idle loom]

😂

Man like Ramsey

[granite notch]

Glücklich für meine deutschen Brüder aus Frankfurt, sie haben wie Meister gespielt und gewonnen

[modern verge]

You can take the played Outta Arsenal

[supple kernel]

Frankfurt nearly played ucl this season

[modern verge]

But u can't take Arsenal Outta the player

[supple kernel]

But they lost to schalke

Ad 5th

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[idle loom]

That applies to Spurs we win trophies

[subtle plover]

eintracht frankfurt bottling top 4 last season to win UEL

what a club

[coarse ruin]

simillar to euro 2020 the players subbed on for the shootout missed

[coarse ruin]

super super frank super super frank super frank lampard

[reef bison]

Get a role for your favorite team and access the team channel, head over to #bot-sandbox and type //intro

[granite notch]

fair play to rangers

what a run they had

[dark shore]

Lewy came to barca and bought several number 10 t shirts from the barcelona store lmao

with Lewandowski on the back

[coarse ruin]

especially beating us

and welp leipzig too

[violet iron]

One less celebrity lost I guess

[granite notch]

Saved a person from dying

[brave ether]

Trapp save in 117 min is goated

[granite notch]

won them the UEL

[brave ether]

what a player is kostic his left foot is amazingf

trapp is psg palyer
they let go of a good keeper and buy a truck,

psg palyer leaving psg winning europe trophy

[jolly ore]

Surprised Kostic is still there I'm ngl

[subtle plover]

he almost wasn't there this season

if not for a typo in the email that stopped his move to Lazio

[granite notch]

Does 2nd in europa league go to cl?

no

only winner

rangers is in UCL qualifiers through the league tho

Sheesh rangers deserve a place in cl

[granite notch]

Nice

[subtle plover]

rangers have a good shout to get to the group stage through the qualifiers

[idle loom]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1527059007533359105

Man psg are desperate af

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

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[ember turtle]

Sup

[storm prism]

This is too much

Overhyped

[lusty quiver]

#WeareallIdrissa ❤️

[chilly stirrup]

whos psg keeper now

is it navas

[unborn hazel]

navas and donoruma

[brave ether]

when ever you have two gk as starter you messed up as a team

[unborn hazel]

yeah just look at man utd shambles

[brave ether]

alisson is not good with his feet,

https://tenor.com/view/m3n-i-maanbaz-benzema-gif-21692212

my boy karim getting ready

[unborn hazel]

they better win 😭

i dont want liverpool to win champions league

[granite notch]

karim the dream

[plain flint]

They gonna give him the ownership sooner or later

[granite notch]

psg is not the clown, is the entire circus

[buoyant pivot]

PSG will turn into Mbappe Paris FC by then

[unborn hazel]

you got messi in your name so im assuming when you say we you mean liverpool right?

[alpine kernel]

We will win champions league then will take Barcelona dignity back from frankfurt

[broken heart]

He's good with his feet

Just not like ederson

[storm prism]

[dark shore]

Barcelona v Frankfurt next season's CL final

[idle loom]

https://twitter.com/LCFCshitposting/status/1527042180161871872

𝙇𝘾𝙁𝘾_𝙎𝙋 (@LCFCshitposting)

🇳🇬 Calvin Bassey vs Frankfurt 🇩🇪

120 Minutes Played
100% Tackle Success (2)
74% Pass Accuracy
89 Touches
9 Ball Recoveries
4/5 Aerial Duels Won
4 Accurate Long Balls
4 Clearances
3 Interceptions
3/6 Ground Duels Won
2 Shots Blocked

Bullied them tonight 💪

#RangersFC | #SGERFC

Twitter · May 18, 2022, 9:43 PM

[limber badger]

Man built diff

[deep burrow]

Imagine if you get knocked out by Frankfurt again 💀

[plush prism]

yo

i had a dream that i was a rangers player

[granite notch]

Barca Shithouse verliert gegen Frankfurt Kings

[plush prism]

and i won the game for them

was pretty epic

[granite notch]

Kein Zweifel an meinem deutschen Zopf

[deep burrow]

Ramsey fucked it up in real life

Why was Ramsey taking the pen

[plush prism]

ye i wasnt ramsay

[deep burrow]

Shouldn’t have been taking it tbh

[plush prism]

ye i read an article that

when u come straight off the bench u have more nervous chemicals

[deep burrow]

Even my grandma can shoot better

[plush prism]

but if u played already then u have more dopamine etc

sports science people should know this

[deep burrow]

Yea

But you know what

[plush prism]

many pp will be happy if it dont happen as much

[deep burrow]

My grandpa could save more penalties than McGregor

[runic crow]

Whos more technically better cr7 or bergkamp

[plush prism]

mcgregor = de gea

[snow grove]

Damn

[deep burrow]

My grandpa used to be a goalkeeper tho

That’s why

[plush prism]

and mendy

[deep burrow]

I’m confident in him being fucking better

[plush prism]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659

[snow grove]

W pfp

[runic crow]

Whos more technically better cr7 or bergkamp

[deep burrow]

Ancelotti>every single manager

It’s just facts

[snow grove]

Fr

[plush prism]

https://tenor.com/view/me-going-to-find-out-who-tf-asked-fly-nature-who-asked-that-gif-17752299

[snow grove]

Damn

[runic crow]

I asked

[regal oxide]

I also asked

[snow grove]

Wait ur from qatar?

Nvm ur name is adrian

[broken heart]

Frankfurt gonna knock you out from the group stages

[plain flint]

De gea can save pens

[earnest osprey]

What is henderson talking about

[dark shore]

Man City play good lmao

they're just rich

[honest ocean]

Man city’s new home kit is dreadful

[storm seal]

i made a football timer

[idle loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/193393364819771392/976746505228664872/unknown.png

Gonna use this on Sunday looks fire

[broken heart]

That background matches Europa league colours too

[idle loom]

Win win for assna

[versed ice]

Adding those villa colours to help grealish perform

[hard mantle]

dang

poor rangers

[honest ocean]

didn’t even think of that lel

[hard mantle]

grealish hasnt been bad

just his price is too much

english tax

[violet reef]

😭

[tiny pulsar]

Played poor in the final, but we still ended up making more money than Selik this year

Finals > Scottish league

Any day

[hard mantle]

ay you lot did well getting to the final itself

beat bvb and leipzig

[tiny pulsar]

Exactly, surpassed all expectations. Proud of the team 🔴⚪️🔵

[hard mantle]

tought route that is

[tiny pulsar]

Ppl were acting like they got lucky 💀

[brave ether]

ask man city how it feel to lose europe

[tiny pulsar]

When we were literally put against the favourites lmao

[tiny pulsar]

I don’t talk to Oil Fc supporters

Plastic fans

[hard mantle]

lmao

[tiny pulsar]

Just so happen to support one of the biggest teams in football 🤡

Like unless ur actually from Manchester u shouldn’t support them lmfao

[hard mantle]

rangers last season or this season?

[tiny pulsar]

This season was better

[hard mantle]

ooh

[violet reef]

thats the shittiest opinion ive heard tbf

[tiny pulsar]

We took out way bigger teams

Last season we only dominated domestically

[hard mantle]

one more final left vs hearts

[tiny pulsar]

Tbf idc

[tiny pulsar]

Aye, hope we win it but it’s no big deal either way. Europa finals is wot mattered most but we can still get a trophy at least

[brave ether]

two more final to go
one to jose
one to don carlo

[violet reef]

thats like saying "if your not from england you shouldnt like football cuz thats where it was made"

[tiny pulsar]

That’s the dumbest comparison I’ve ever seen

[violet reef]

how

[hard mantle]

football is for everyone

[tiny pulsar]

Funnily enough if ur from Spain it’s sound to support a Spanish team 💀

[hard mantle]

end of story

[violet reef]

fr why try to gate keep teams

[dusty trail]

This is so dumb. You’re allowed to support any team that you like, you’re not the judge of that. You’re just salty cause you lost yesterday

[tiny pulsar]

I’m allowed my own opinion, I’m saying if ur not from Manchester and u just want to support city it’s pretty obvious why lmao

[random vault]

doesnt make any sense

[hard mantle]

i be staying up till 2 am to see my team get ko'd against frankfurt in uel quaters

[violet reef]

what if someone is from a third world country. im pretty sure most people here are from india and not seen one rep delhi united or sumn

[hard mantle]

omfg i stayed up till 3 to see us lose vs bayern 8-2

[deep burrow]

I guess the third world can’t support a proper team

[random vault]

fairplay

[violet reef]

are you from the city of your team

[tiny pulsar]

Then they can support Indian teams? Even support a half decent English team if u want but ffs going straight to ManC is just cuz ur a glory hunter and that’s fax

[violet reef]

fr thats just dumb

[broken heart]

Delhi United 💀

[hard mantle]

lmao

[violet reef]

im sure all the indians will stop reping their teams cuz you said so

[deep burrow]

You see the thing is football isn’t that big in India why would they support an Indian team

[tiny pulsar]

Kerala Blasters clearly the superior option

[random vault]

Lmao what is your point? people arent allowed to support city anymore?

[hard mantle]

uhh mumbai

[violet reef]

[tiny pulsar]

No one should support city tbh

[broken heart]

My locality doesn't have any team

😭

[hard mantle]

ik a mate of mine who supported city before all the glory

[deep burrow]

Then no one should support psg either tbh

[hard mantle]

he a real one

[deep burrow]

Yea mine doesn’t have one either

[violet reef]

ye so many football fans are the same

[brave ether]

true fan

[random vault]

tell me what team i need to support then>

[dusty trail]

I don’t like City as well, but that doesn’t mean you have the right to tell people who they can and can’t support, don’t you understand that?

[tiny pulsar]

Agreed lmfao

[deep burrow]

Ac Milan goated team

[hard mantle]

every girl in my class:

[broken heart]

[random vault]

Scudetto!!!!

[tiny pulsar]

Let me just list every team that hasn’t got Oil money being pumped into it right enough 👍

[brave ether]

neymar fangirl

[hard mantle]

1 game left for the trophy

[hard mantle]

yes, you got it right

[broken heart]

A draw would do innit

[deep burrow]

The game that decides everything I’m so hyped

[deep burrow]

Yes a draw will get us the win

[random vault]

LMFAO

[tiny pulsar]

I can say not to support Man City if I don’t like the team. Wot gives u the right to tell me otherwise? Lmfao

[hard mantle]

man i remember in 2018 when all the females got pissed at me for saying belgium would beat brazil

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[hard mantle]

fun times

[broken heart]

Rafael leao masterclass incoming

Trust

[deep burrow]

I thought teams like city and psg didn’t have fans anyway

[deep burrow]

Leao such an amazing player

[tiny pulsar]

Just don’t support PSG and Man City ong 💀

[dusty trail]

What gives you the right to tell people who they can and can’t support? A Rangers fan? Lmao. The same logic

[random vault]

Breaking: Sheiks takeover Rangers

[deep burrow]

Their Hernandez needs to score too

[tiny pulsar]

Wish this was true

[broken heart]

They have tourists more than fans

[hard mantle]

city have some loyal fans

psg?

never heard ot it

[tiny pulsar]

U do realise I asked that question to take the piss out of u

[deep burrow]

Man tho I really wanted rangers to win the uel even tho I don’t support them

[tiny pulsar]

Funnily enough I wasn’t actually asking you

[brave ether]

cry it blame but city play beautiful football
not like psg wasting money

[deep burrow]

Yea psg just buys there most popular players

[tiny pulsar]

Both teams equally deserved it, but at least Rangers revived Scottish football internationally. Selik been embarrassing for the last 10 years

[random vault]

PSG literally fashion club, City buys good players they acttually need

[deep burrow]

Agreed rangers will always be better than Celtic anyway even if you didn’t win

[random vault]

did psg need messi? no

[violet reef]

mbappe and neymar fans

[deep burrow]

Not really

[dusty trail]

Yh I get that but Frankfurt also deserved success too, at least their fans wasn’t acting cocky throughout their run

[vast sandal]

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[random vault]

thats what i mean they should have bought better midfielders

[brave ether]

yes more like holiday and party club

[violet reef]

they did tbf they relie on him to create chances alot

[tiny pulsar]

Yeah they weren’t cocky, they just invaded the pitch and insulted players 💀

[deep burrow]

Now all i want is them knocking out Barca in the ucl because it would be funny that it happened twice

[random vault]

if you have di maria neymar and mbappe you dont need messi

[deep burrow]

Well they’ll only buy famous midfielders

[brave ether]

invansion of cam nou2.0

[tiny pulsar]

Love to see it. Funny seeing Domestic FC’s league win overshadowed by us being in the finals

[random vault]

Pogba

[violet reef]

di maria doesnt play. neymar doesnt create as much chances anymore hes more of a goal scorer. mbappe creates chances but messi creates alot for him

[deep burrow]

They’ll probably try and get him but man’s choosing juve

[tiny pulsar]

French league would be more suited for Pogba tbh

[deep burrow]

Di maría doesn’t play because they bought messi

[random vault]

Juve is a lost club

[brave ether]

he will at last choose psg his wage is too high

[random vault]

their transfers are so weird

[deep burrow]

Sucks that they lost to inter twice in two finals

[deep burrow]

They get good players tho

[dusty trail]

Di Maria is going to Juve right

[deep burrow]

But if they let Milan eat these olayers would be better

[random vault]

true but no good playingstyle

[brave ether]

juve becoming old age home

[deep burrow]

Exactly

[violet reef]

ye

[deep burrow]

It’s called the old lady for a reason

[violet reef]

old lady 😭

[random vault]

[dusty trail]

It would’ve been a good move if he left years ago

[violet reef]

it should be retired lady by now

[dusty trail]

Why now

[violet reef]

who

[dusty trail]

Di Maria

[violet reef]

nitro flex fr

[deep burrow]

Lmaoo ikr they gone way beyond the old lady they have retiring grandpas now

[violet reef]

ye

[violet reef]

fr

[deep burrow]

Juve becoming your average mls team

[random vault]

nah just like the emoji

[violet reef]

worse

[dusty trail]

Everything went downhill after they changed badges

[deep burrow]

I miss their old badge

It was way better

At least they got champions league football next season

[violet reef]

aesthetically their new badge much better but their old badge was more iconic

[deep burrow]

They’ll probably get knocked by Frankfurt 💀

[violet reef]

and barca

[deep burrow]

Yea you got a point new badge is not bad I just like the old one cuz I got used to it

[violet reef]

ye fair enough

[deep burrow]

It will be really funny if they get knocked out for the second time

[violet reef]

fr😭

[deep burrow]

If I was a Barca fan I would want to he knocked by Frankfurt of all teams cuz funny

[night yoke]

yo

[violet reef]

my prediction is that next season man city get knocked out in ko stage by barca and juve place second in group and get knocked out by psg

[night yoke]

I support Barca but, that seems very unlikely

[broken heart]

Barca 💀

[violet reef]

ye ik its wild

but thats ucl for ya

plus barca own man city tbf

[dusty trail]

Not a bad prediction, city just flop in Europe so I won’t be suprised

[deep burrow]

Next ucl is the last normal ucl

[violet reef]

yeah if this was a league match they would batter barca

[night yoke]

I think Barca will guaranteed reach quarter finals of UCL

[deep burrow]

Then it’ll change

[reef bison]

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[night yoke]

I’m not saying they’ll get knocked

[deep burrow]

Then get knocked by Frankfurt 💀

[night yoke]

I’m saying that they will get knocked AFTER that

[night yoke]

lol

[violet reef]

think so too but they need to get a bit better cuz they look like the best team in the world one second than they play like manu the second time

[night yoke]

True

They r getting lewa so maybe they will be more consistent

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo I remember the beginning of the season I literally believed that United could win the prem

[violet reef]

thats sometimes the case with us(liverpool) too but we arent as bad as united sometimes lol. plus we are still successful in europe

[deep burrow]

The team looked so good

[violet reef]

fr

[deep burrow]

I thought they could achieve something

How wrong was it

[night yoke]

And their defensive players will become much better since they signed kessié and Christensen

[violet reef]

your right they will be competing for conference league next season

[deep burrow]

Even if you flop you at least be a bit more successful

[deep burrow]

I would fucking laugh if they don’t at least make it to the final

[deep burrow]

Barca needs to spend money on defense

[random vault]

hard when you dont have any

[deep burrow]

It’s seem like they are going to spend a lot of money on forwards again

[sonic anvil]

Spurs to ucl

[dusky wing]

barca wouldnt knock city out even if they fielded their academy 😹😹

[night yoke]

They do, they r signing sponsorship deal with Spotify 60mil per year

[violet reef]

ye

[night yoke]

60mil euros

[dusky wing]

barca aint gonna be a giant for a couple more years their time is done

just like their goat

[violet reef]

spurs got grouped this season😭

[night yoke]

And they’ve got lots of money from other sponsors

[deep burrow]

I kinda wanted Arsenal to be in the ucl cuz I thought they were an easier opponent for my team to play against

[night yoke]

lol

[sonic anvil]

Lol

[deep burrow]

I want shitty teams to qualify for the ucl

I guess we might have to play Spurs

[night yoke]

Man United?

[deep burrow]

Hard game

[random vault]

PSV

[deep burrow]

Spurs ain’t bad

[deep burrow]

Would be great if they qualified

But we lost to them last season

[deep burrow]

In the Europa

And they bottled

[granite notch]

Got my jersey for NTB

[deep burrow]

If we beat them we probably would have beat Villarreal

[night yoke]

Yep, just to get destroyed 5-0 by Liverpool in round of 16

XD

They make Brighton look like prime Barca

[deep burrow]

Lmaoooo they’ll get a team like Barca and either barely beat them 1-0 or fucking make the biggest flop of the season and get destroyed by a shitty Barca 7-0

[night yoke]

lol

Imagine if de gea wasn’t there they’d be chilling with watford at the relegation zone

[deep burrow]

Imagine if Ronaldo wasn’t there

They would be relegated for sure

[night yoke]

Then they’d be in division 8 with under 11s

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo

[sonic anvil]

Some say ronaldo caused uniteds downfall

I don't agree

[night yoke]

Even I could play better than maguire and I don’t even know how to header properly 😂

[night yoke]

Same

[deep burrow]

And that’s the biggest cap of the year

[deep burrow]

Maguire isn’t bad he only flopped this season he used to be good

[night yoke]

Ikr Ronaldo has done like 18 goals carrying United alongside de gea

[deep burrow]

Obviously United’s interior is whats shit

[deep burrow]

Third in the top scorer list

[night yoke]

I’ve seen some horrendous highlights

[deep burrow]

Yes he was so shit this season I don’t deny it

But he was good before

[night yoke]

Yep

[deep burrow]

I think he would perform under the right manager

[night yoke]

Just force him to wear an England kit behind his man utd kit

He’ll be heading goals

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo United will win the prem

[night yoke]

Same goes for Luke Shaw

And pretty much every English player in United

[deep burrow]

When was luke Shaw started

[deep burrow]

It’s like they don’t give a shit about United

Only bout England

[night yoke]

yep

[split rivet]

guys i did the intro how do i get in the arsenal channel

[deep burrow]

At least they perform in England

[night yoke]

True

[deep burrow]

It would be the biggest shock of the season if maguire becomes the reason England wins the World Cup

Imagine

[night yoke]

Can’t believe they came 2nd last season now they risk being in Conference league

[dusty temple]

I remember the tackle he got in the Phillips Stadium

[deep burrow]

I think them being second last season was pure luck

[night yoke]

I remember the god ol days when Italy was amazing and maguire was good

Used to stay up till 2 to watch euro matches

On school days

[deep burrow]

I remember this season like it was mid season where England played a friendly and maguire got 8,6 rating

And people were surprised

[dusty temple]

I hate the World Cup being in November

[night yoke]

Yep

[deep burrow]

Same

[dusty temple]

No summer night footy

[night yoke]

Because Qatar has extreme temperature

[deep burrow]

Advantage for arab and african players tbh

[night yoke]

Honestly, I won’t be surprised if World Cup happens in Saudi Arabia, since football is very popular there

[dusty temple]

In November it's still very hot

[broken heart]

They got ac in stadiums

[deep burrow]

Speaking of the World Cup is North Korea playing in it

[dusty temple]

Why isn't it in the summer then

[dusty temple]

No

[broken heart]

They'll die breh

[deep burrow]

Like imagine you are playing North Korea in a final if you beat them you become a national hero but if they lose every single player dies

What would you do

[night yoke]

A second of silence for the North Korean squad, because Kim Jong un gon be very angry

[deep burrow]

Like would you intentionally play like shit

[dusty temple]

North Korea is going to win this world cup, trust me

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[night yoke]

In 2010 World Cup

[dusty temple]

If we have to believe themselves

[deep burrow]

If they don’t the players will die lmaooo

[night yoke]

They said they lost 7-0 by Portugal in the final

lol

[dusty temple]

Oof

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo

[night yoke]

Like I don’t see the point why ur saying you lost 7-0 in a World Cup final

[deep burrow]

Idk ask big man kim

Stupid as hell he is

[night yoke]

yep

[deep burrow]

Kim is such a loser

[night yoke]

Kim Jong McDonalds obese

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo

[dusty temple]

So anyways

[deep burrow]

North Korea is like 80% obese and 79% of that is Kim jong un

[night yoke]

My guy buys himself hundred thousands dollars of food can’t even give his country food and electricity

[dusty temple]

I'm going to study in a university over 2 years and I'm thinking of buying a season ticket

[night yoke]

Noice

[dusty temple]

But the problem is I'm broke

[deep burrow]

I’m thinking of going to the ucl final next season

I hope it’s good teams I like

[dusty temple]

Because now I live 2 hours away from the stadium

[deep burrow]

I’ll be so mad if it’s psg vs city

[night yoke]

Approach man United, they’ll buy anyone to replace maguire

[dusty temple]

Thank you

[night yoke]

Even if it’s not a professional player

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo they’ll spend another 80 mil on a flop

[night yoke]

XD

[dusty temple]

Aye

[night yoke]

I’ve seen 6 year olds playing better at defense

[deep burrow]

My grandpa could defend better than the whole United squad

And he used to be a goal keeper

[night yoke]

Lol

[deep burrow]

That says a lot about United

[night yoke]

Heck, a freaking corpse can be a better defender

[dusty temple]

Where is it

[deep burrow]

Istanbul

[deep burrow]

I think a monkey could defend better tbh

[night yoke]

True

[deep burrow]

Teach a monkey how to play football

Show him the rules

And he’ll prolly defeat United 9-0

[night yoke]

True

And de gea 99 saves

So, if de gea wasn’t there would’ve been 118 goals

[deep burrow]

Exactly

De Gea should win a trophy this season

[night yoke]

Ikr

[deep burrow]

For the saves he made

Like the guy works the most

[night yoke]

Yep

[deep burrow]

Look at other keepers alission and ederson they don’t even have to do anything

Just sit all day

[night yoke]

He should be the captain but no, it’s Harry bigmacguire

[deep burrow]

De Gea has to stay focused

[deep burrow]

Ronaldo or de gea should be captains yes

[night yoke]

Nah, I think Allison and Ederdon are also really good

Ederson*

[deep burrow]

Nah I’m not saying they are bad I’m saying that they don’t even have to do anything

They are chill most of the game

Maybe make 1-2 saves

Their team has the ball mostly

Anyway

[night yoke]

Some of them go loco mode at the last minute…rodrygo destroying ederson

lol

[deep burrow]

Oh yea can’t wait for benzema to destroy Alison

Last minute

[night yoke]

I hope Liverpool don’t become dumb

[deep burrow]

I need Madrid to beat Liverpool tbh

[night yoke]

And I swear if Allison become Karuis’s Brazilian cousin

[deep burrow]

Yea I’ve got some feeling

[night yoke]

Then he’s gonna be at loan in beśiktas

And actually, karius is getting very good

Like I saw some photos of him, turns out that he is working our

Out*

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo btw psg Chelsea and city all lost because of goalkeeper mistakes

[night yoke]

He’s gotten really buff

He’s like Batman in real life

[deep burrow]

The effect of getting loaned to besiktas

[night yoke]

lol

[deep burrow]

Mans trynna get out of there as fast as possible

Btw you support Liverpool?

[night yoke]

I support Barca and I kinda support Liverpool as well

[deep burrow]

Oh makes sense

I only want Liverpool to not win is because

They have 6 UCLs if they win they’ll equal Milan

[night yoke]

Oh

ok

I hope Zlatan wins a UCL atleast once in his career

[deep burrow]

Not happening lmaooo

Milan will win a ucl soon but not like in a year or two I’m talking 5-6 years when we finish rebuilding that team

[night yoke]

He gonna be playing his 5000 match and then he’ll have 3000 balon dors lmao

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo

My guy will be playing in the year 2300 and still wouldnt have a ucl

[night yoke]

Have you seen some of those clickbait thumbnails on YouTube such as “CHATS YOU SURELY MISSED IN MATCHES #7”

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo I’ve seen them in my for you page but never clicked on them

[night yoke]

Well, one of them had some player talking to zlatan and that player said “hey! Your really good we should play together next season” then zlatan said “LIONS DONT PLAY WITH HUMANS”

[deep burrow]

Lmaoooo

Zlatan doesn’t play for ac Milan

Ac Milan plays for zlatan

[night yoke]

Zlatan took a break once, now it’s called half time

[deep burrow]

Lmaoo

Zlatan is so young tho

Has great potential

[night yoke]

Yep

My guy is playing football and he’s not even born

[deep burrow]

Maybe the best youngster of our generation

[deep burrow]

My guys is still a fetus and he is on top of his league

[night yoke]

Yep

Imagine if there was a squad consisting of all the meme players

Including maguire,braithwate,bendtner etc.

[deep burrow]

Holy shit imagine

Maguire

And zlatan

Together

Fred

[night yoke]

Yep

Zlatan and braithwaite

[deep burrow]

It’ll be a ucl winning squad for sure

[night yoke]

Yep

They be farming all the trophies

[deep burrow]

Eventually they’ll get tired of trophy’s

And make their own trophies

[vast sandal]

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[night yoke]

Yep

[deep burrow]

You know

Everyone talks about zlatan being old and still playing

But no one talks about Buffon being 45 and still playing

[night yoke]

True

Can’t believe that he’s that old and is still playing

[deep burrow]

Yea I don’t understand how is he not retired yet

We need his icon card in fifa

[night yoke]

Maybe cuz he really loves to play

Even if he’s pretty old

[deep burrow]

I mean he is playing in the serie b

[night yoke]

Imagine if he flopped in his 20s

[deep burrow]

He’ll be like donarumma

Flopping in psg

Donarumma should have stayed maybe he would have went to a team like Bayern

[night yoke]

Not really , I mean a couple kisses here and there

[deep burrow]

Since Milan might win the scudetto

[night yoke]

Losses*

Bruh why do I always do errors in typing

[deep burrow]

Not really as good as he was the

[deep burrow]

Happens a lot to me

As well

Maignan is better than donarumma btw

[night yoke]

It always happens with words which have two same letters

[deep burrow]

Way better

[deep burrow]

Yea autocorrect ruins it for me

[night yoke]

My nan is better than maignan

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo

Nah but fr

Maignan is good

[night yoke]

Yeah ik

I was just kidding

[deep burrow]

Your nan is prolly legit better than donarumma tho

[night yoke]

Yep

[deep burrow]

People called donarumma the next Buffon when Buffon hasn’t retired yet

[night yoke]

Ikr

Mainly cuz both of them had gianluigi as their first name

[deep burrow]

Oh yea

Buy one played for Parma and juve

Other played for Milan

[broken heart]

Dollarumma

[deep burrow]

And flopped at psg

[night yoke]

Doggaruma 🐶

[deep burrow]

Donkeyrumma

[night yoke]

Doggaruma after losing against north Macedonia

[deep burrow]

I swear Italy had like 40 shots on target

Not targe

Like

Shots

[night yoke]

Yeah ik

[deep burrow]

Maybe 6 on target

Not sure

[night yoke]

Like they could’ve destroyed them

[deep burrow]

But they didn’t which sucks

[night yoke]

But the defense and the attackers weren’t good

[deep burrow]

How did they even win the euros

[night yoke]

And people were saying Jorginho should win the balon’dor meanwhile can’t even get a freaking assist

Can’t even qualify for the World Cup against Macedonia

[deep burrow]

Lmaoo

Only reason people wanted him to win because he won euros and ucl

[night yoke]

Like, prime busquets was better than Jorginho

[night yoke]

Yep

2000 passes no assists

[deep burrow]

Exactly

[night yoke]

He’s a pen merchant

[deep burrow]

Didn’t contribute that much

[night yoke]

Yep

[deep burrow]

All he scores is pens

[deep burrow]

Obviously

[night yoke]

Yeah I’ve never seen him do anything good other than pens

[deep burrow]

Same

[night yoke]

He’s really slow aswell

[deep burrow]

He can’t run yes he is a fridge

[night yoke]

Referees are faster than him

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[deep burrow]

Maguire faster

[night yoke]

Yep

[deep burrow]

I saw people compare him to pirlo once

Lmaooo

[night yoke]

XD

Then after one humiliating loss they’ll be comparing him to maguire

Just shows, how fast they change their opinions

[deep burrow]

Lmaooo isn’t that the case for most players now a days

[acoustic cosmos]

Overrated flop

[night yoke]

Ikr

[night yoke]

Yep

[deep burrow]

One flop and everything he did in the past is nothing

[acoustic cosmos]

How he 97 rated while there’s so much other players who play An work harder then him

[night yoke]

Like remember when ronaldo had a 6 game drought

[deep burrow]

They’ll be like he was never good

[deep burrow]

People said he was finished

[night yoke]

Then everybody was like “ronaldo is finished”

Then after one goal suddenly everyone started to call him the best

[deep burrow]

Nah man United is finished not Ronaldo

[night yoke]

Ikr

[acoustic cosmos]

Dea gea Ronaldo carrying rn

[night yoke]

Yep, both of em only one who r good

[deep burrow]

Ronaldo could have went to city

[acoustic cosmos]

Utd could be a much better team if they didn’t have lazy players

[deep burrow]

He probably would have won a ucl there

But he chose loyalty

[acoustic cosmos]

Wouldn’t want to be knocked out by his ex club