football-lounge

[round pilot]

watching the trophies

[granite notch]

He changed topic

[granite notch]

Lolll

Pretty awesome burn

[round pilot]

bruv the views on my tt are going ham

[granite notch]

still salty tho

[round pilot]

400 in like a minute

lmao

[granite notch]

Salty about what

U compared Tunisia to south korea

[granite notch]

LFC bottleling

[round pilot]

1039 now

1109 now

[granite notch]

I don't support liverpool

I really don't care

In fact it would be funny if they lose all 3

[granite notch]

Wished City to not win anything this year

Fa city and ucl

[quiet crown]

My predictions :
-Ac milan to win the leageu
-frankfurt europa
-mancity wins the leageu

• arsenal gets top 4
  -RMA wins ucl
  -Roma wins conference

[round pilot]

bro it’s at1266 ciews

it’s been like 30 sec

[granite notch]

Why are u projecting ur wishes on me

[quiet crown]

Thoughts? Agree disagree?

[granite notch]

why would I wish city to lose

[granite notch]

I am gonna bet 3 - 1 on Real madrid

on 28th may

[granite notch]

Frankfurt can drop ball

[granite notch]

not about you but me

[granite notch]

?

[mossy mica]

Dm me if u are very good in football strike

[granite notch]

i wished or wanted not about you

[granite notch]

Man is forming Sunday league team

[granite notch]

Dude I really don't care

[worthy pewter]

Who winning Europa league

[mossy mica]

do u play football strike kid

[worthy pewter]

?

[granite notch]

I'm 21 but ok

Sure

[mossy mica]

@everyone dm if u play football strike

[granite notch]

Barca

[quiet crown]

I play madfut on mobile lol

[mossy mica]

but do u play the game in saying

[quiet crown]

No

[granite notch]

Nottingham forest and Aston Villa has more UCL than City💀 💀

[mossy mica]

bro does anyone play football strike

I’m looking for members for my club

[proud cedar]

Nothing funny about that

[native lance]

W

[wanton adder]

In fact nottingham forest and aston villa have the same number of ucl compared to man city+arsenal+tottenham+chelsea

[native lance]

Fr

[proud cedar]

Forest and Villa are big clubs

[native lance]

How did Nottingham forest even win the ucl back in the day

💀

[proud cedar]

They won 2 in a row

[native lance]

Twice

Ik

[proud cedar]

Because they were good

[wanton adder]

Back in the day there was no oil money involved so small clubs like man city were mid table in second tier

[proud cedar]

Doesn't matter

Nottingham have fell over for quite a while

Now they are in hopes of qualifying again for once in a while

[native lance]

Prem back then was so bad 💀

Chelsea last

City 15

Spurs 11

United 9

Where is the big 6 Bru

[granite notch]

My mans snuck in Spurs and arsenal like we wouldn't notice 💀

[native lance]

It was so cursed

[wanton adder]

Tottenham was still tottenham though

[native lance]

Fr

[proud cedar]

It was close together not close

[wanton adder]

Yeah man city wasnt even the best team with "city"

[proud cedar]

Now its basically Liverpool and City in a league of their own while the others fight it out

[wanton adder]

Ive seen the final live on tv it was sick

[hard relic]

https://tenor.com/view/radu-own-goal-bologna-intersuck-inter-milan-gif-25527871

[glad summit]

Thats not the prem lad

[granite notch]

How desperate from Pissg

[glad summit]

😍

beautiful

[hasty sorrel]

😌

[granite notch]

My mans trying hard to make them look like they won a UCL 💀 💀

[hasty sorrel]

💀

[glad summit]

💀

did you know Arsenal are gonna come 5th on 70 points

[hasty sorrel]

Who are you

[glad summit]

even though its literally impossible

[hasty sorrel]

Arsenal are coming 3rd

[glad summit]

F

[hasty sorrel]

Boo

[granite notch]

MASSIVE

[glad summit]

FT in real time

welcome

[hasty sorrel]

💀

[glad summit]

💀

🤡

[granite notch]

1980/81 clear

[hasty sorrel]

Martinez 💀

Worst keeper in the league

[granite notch]

he owns united btw

[glad summit]

what

I am not sure he does

pretty sure thats the Glazers

[hasty sorrel]

Emi Glazer

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/emi-martinez-avfc-aston-villa-gif-23221023

[hasty sorrel]

AVFC fan 💀

[glad summit]

nice save that

definitely warranted that reaction

[granite notch]

he went the right way

[glad summit]

no he didn't

the right way was up

[vast sandal]

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[granite notch]

plus united fans were slagging him off all game

[hasty sorrel]

Would be impressive making a save if he went the wrong way

[granite notch]

he got in brunos head

thats why he missed

[hasty sorrel]

Bruno missed against arsenal too

He's just not very good

[granite notch]

21 out of 22 converted pens before the villa game

[hasty sorrel]

Yeah

Not good

[granite notch]

thats an amazing record

[hasty sorrel]

Don't believe you

[granite notch]

93% converision rate

[glad summit]

Whatever makes you sleep at night

can't be easy getting the old 40 winks knowing you have Tyrone Mings playing for you

[hasty sorrel]

Barcafan 💀

[granite notch]

mings isnt even bad

[unique panther]

Any score predictions for this season’s UCL final?

[hasty sorrel]

0-0

[granite notch]

3-0 liverpool

[glad summit]

There we have it

the worst take on planet earth

[hasty sorrel]

LOL

[granite notch]

hes genuinley not

you lot dont watch us play

he has some bad games but is solid most of the time

[hasty sorrel]

I've seen mings play

He is terrible

[charred mantle]

both my teams lose 1-0 to their rivals today

[granite notch]

Mings is consistently average

[plush prism]

mings is maguire of aston villa

[fallow bolt]

maguire🤡

[covert pumice]

Arsenal 🥶🥶🥶

[granite notch]

hes not bad just average

[fallow bolt]

next özil

[granite notch]

Ye

[granite notch]

That's a stretch

Plus arsenal ruined ozil

[fallow bolt]

baby özil

its okay

[charred mantle]

im glad we sold odegaard

we got camavinga who is better

[covert pumice]

@fallow bolt what team do u support?

[covert pumice]

They don’t even play the same position 💀

[fallow bolt]

i suport whatever team is best🤡

[charred mantle]

we got him with the money we sold ode

[fallow bolt]

i suport my local team because thats where im from😎 🥸

[charred mantle]

W, you support real madrid

[covert pumice]

Ancelotti doesn’t use central attacking Mids so it’s a W for both of us @charred mantle

[charred mantle]

it works too

we are in the final and won laliga

i just want fede to start over kroos

he offers more energy to the midfield

[magic juniper]

hala madrid

[broken heart]

Siwuuu

[keen mist]

u lot reckon messi is gonna do better at psg next season?

[harsh drum]

What.

[umbral forge]

3-1 FOR liverpool

[lament river]

Hy

[granite notch]

Madrid fan

[granite notch]

Ah classic bayern supporter

[fallow bolt]

im not from there

2014

[broken heart]

Cock supporter with a psg pfp 😭

[lament river]

Lol

[granite notch]

Can I not like neymar bc he plays psg 💀

[broken heart]

Idk

You can

[granite notch]

There you go

[torpid turtle]

hola

[broken heart]

Did he get his 100 goal tonight?

Hi

[stone bridge]

mate you support pissg

[broken heart]

Na he supports cock

[stone bridge]

cock?

[torpid turtle]

psg is a shit club

[stone bridge]

the sky is blue

[torpid turtle]

man united best club ever

[proud cedar]

I'll say 1-0 pool since that was the result for the last final between the 2 teams in Paris

[stone bridge]

"water is purple"

[granite notch]

Oh💀💀

[stone bridge]

oh

[broken heart]

What tf

I asked if neymar scored his 100th goal for psg tonight

[proud cedar]

[granite notch]

Wrong server

😂😂😂

[broken heart]

[stone bridge]

[broken heart]

You still didn't answer btw

[torpid turtle]

man u bes club

[undone zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/rafael-leao-rafa-leao-surf-surfing-leao-milan-gif-24550495

[stone bridge]

Klopp is Fraudiola's dad

[broken heart]

Bald dude scored two in injury time today

[stone bridge]

Mr. Milk Dud Fraudiola

[granite notch]

Idk all he did was score pen today

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/NicoSchira/status/1523441189378490368

Nicolò Schira (@NicoSchira)

Official announcement for Erling #Haaland to #ManchesterCity from #BVB expected in the next days. Done Deal since last week and agreement reached last April 12! #transfers #MCFC

Twitter · May 8, 2022, 11:14 PM

[stone bridge]

god damnit

why

[broken heart]

Mbappe poundland moving in the same window

Wild

[stone bridge]

that aint the prem league

prem league is 1992

before that was first division

[brazen crater]

Brother i want to punch you

This may be a surprise, but it used to be sides quality would fluctuate

[lament river]

Hy guys

[patent kayak]

[covert pumice]

Yo

Daily reminder

Arsenal will walk the league next season

[teal bolt]

Getting top 4 for sure, not sure about walking it though

[covert pumice]

we will get top 4 this season then 1st next

[granite notch]

Nah not happening with city and liverpool existing

[covert pumice]

Will happen

[teal bolt]

Arteta will genuinely win the league with Arsenal in a few years

[granite notch]

If it makes you happier to believe so go for it

[teal bolt]

I'd say another 5 years but I believe it will happen

[reef bison]

Get a role for your favorite team and access the team channel, head over to #bot-sandbox and type //intro

[granite notch]

Could see it happen but defo not in the next year

[covert pumice]

Next

Season

[covert pumice]

What happened to the quadruple 🤣

[granite notch]

I ain’t a liverpool fan

I support the team that crushed the quadruple dreams

[covert pumice]

Nice

[granite notch]

They can still get it tbf but very unlikely now

[uncut pike]

Who was better

Robben or ribery

[granite notch]

True, but it was the biggest club in Manchester

[granite notch]

Robben easily

[wanton adder]

Trophy cabinet says otherwise

[granite notch]

Carried by George Best only

[wanton adder]

Still my point stands man u has more trophies and is arguably the most successful english club and only liverpool can compare

[granite notch]

If Liverpool wins the Champions League they’ll be the biggest to me

Even though they got worse h2h to United and way less domestic trophies

[tough mantle]

Naa they got karius

[uncut pike]

Not easily

[proud cedar]

In what world would it have.+7'

Do u think we have Ramos on the field?

[fiery star]

ribery

[granite notch]

Everything other than passing

[uncut pike]

U have Fabinho

[fiery star]

ribery is clear

[uncut pike]

No

[granite notch]

Speed, dribbling, shooting easily Robben

[fiery star]

HUH

are you braindead

bro said his dribbling is better

[granite notch]

No u

[fiery star]

he only has better speed lmao

robben's finishing has been so bad multiple times

robben has choked countless times

[granite notch]

Maybe because makes you a good dribbler?

[uncut pike]

If you look at them closely Ribery was the better footballer but robben was more impactful and had more magic moments

[granite notch]

You’re trying to say Henry couldn’t dribble?

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[fiery star]

robben also had many choke jobs

[granite notch]

He was also a speed merchant

[uncut pike]

But ribery was the better footballer

[fiery star]

huh

henry has done skills countless times

[granite notch]

Robben had more legendary moments

And goals

[fiery star]

hes just fast as hell

[granite notch]

Like way more

[granite notch]

Why should Robben do tricks?

[uncut pike]

Doesn’t make him better

[uncut pike]

^

[fiery star]

yes

but you cant ignore robbens choke jobs

[proud cedar]

Robben had basic flawless technique

[fiery star]

hes choked SOOOO many times

[uncut pike]

Once robben cut in its ggs

[granite notch]

Yes

Thats why i prefer Robben

[uncut pike]

I agree

[proud cedar]

The way Robben finds openings in the final third

Cuts in

[wanton adder]

In the world of tottenham

[proud cedar]

Delivers

[uncut pike]

I prefer robben but i think ribery is slightly better

Just imo

[fiery star]

i prefer ribery

[granite notch]

Ability wise

[fiery star]

robben is obviously great

though

[granite notch]

Yeah

[uncut pike]

Yea

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[granite notch]

But overall i would Rather have Robben in my team

If same age and everything

[uncut pike]

yea

[mellow zealot]

Robben over ribery?

They play in different positions tho

[proud cedar]

Imo

I take Ribery

Cuz Robben's bald

[mellow zealot]

I'd take ribery as well tbh

[forest tapir]

Bruno>Messi this season

[proud cedar]

Bruno been shite

[subtle plover]

But he made the ea sports league tots!!

[stone mango]

💀💀💀

[steel scarab]

Mane is so good

[stone mango]

No I don’t think so

[steel scarab]

Mane > Neymar

(all time)

[stone mango]

37 year old Cr7 is better

[stone mango]

Neymar’s testicle > Mane’s career

[granite notch]

Lol

[stone mango]

Some Liverpool fans are dumb af

[steel scarab]

not a liverpool fan

just being honest

mane is one of the greatest

[stone mango]

Nah fam

[stone mango]

Nope

[stone mango]

Not even top 100

[steel scarab]

bruh

ok

[stone mango]

I’m being sherioush

[fiery star]

mane isn't

he's had 3 world class seasons

[stone mango]

Only reason Liverpool players are performing well is Klopp’s tactics. Without klopp, Liverpool is shite

[steel scarab]

at least they've got good tactics 😹

[stone mango]

Put mane or Salah in spurs team and we’ll see how they perform

[fiery star]

salah been mad sus in 2022

[stone mango]

Salah playing for Egypt was shit

[wanton adder]

Lol good joke

[forest tapir]

The media fools you lost souls

[wanton adder]

Prime neymar is insane

[forest tapir]

But Bruno has been better

[stone mango]

Bruno is shit

[forest tapir]

No

[stone mango]

Has been ever since

[forest tapir]

Why?

[steel scarab]

all time bruh

[forest tapir]

Even all time no

[steel scarab]

this dude bruh

[wanton adder]

Neymar in 2015 was insane

[stone mango]

Bruno is overrated because he plays in epl

[forest tapir]

You’re comparing Neymar who’s around top 10 best OAT to Mane

[forest tapir]

He’s overhated and Man U fans are the only ones who overrate him

And even then that’s not a reason for him being bad

[wanton adder]

Nah neymar is not top 10 oat but he is way better than mane

[steel scarab]

one could even argue that prime mane > prime pele

and i would agree

being serious btw

[forest tapir]

I don’t think there are 10 people better than him

[forest tapir]

You could but it would be a bad argument

[wanton adder]

There are if ur talking oat

Dinho>neymar

[forest tapir]

The only reason someone could think of would be “Pele played in an easier era

[forest tapir]

So ur one of those

Neymar>Dinho

[wanton adder]

Nah i dont agree with that

[forest tapir]

Neymar at PSG>Dinho at PSG
Neymar at Barca>Dinho at Barca

Only arguable one is internationally

And Ronaldinho had a way better team

While Neymar still has better stats internationally

[wanton adder]

Neymar might have the better stats and stuff but dinho skills were on a diff level

[forest tapir]

It’s really just skills he has over Neymar

[wanton adder]

I like dinho more but neymar is prob better

Its my opinion

[forest tapir]

Fair

[modern verge]

Dihno was more big of an icon and the impact he had on football is better than Ney

Imo

[wanton adder]

I like dinho's style of play more

[wanton adder]

Agreed

[modern verge]

Ney only had a big impact on Indian football

Cause

Fans love Neymar here

[wanton adder]

I like neymar and have nothing against him but dinho wasnt overshadowed my ronaldo and messi

[modern verge]

Tbh in yesterday's game, they should have given the Pen to Messi
Instead of Neymar
How many times has Messi donated his for Ney

[granite notch]

Second one?

[modern verge]

If they were in the same era
They would overshadow dinho

[subtle plover]

I don't think messi is going to lose sleep over not taking a penalty for that paris fashion club

[granite notch]

True

[modern verge]

I mean his confidence is low atm
And Neymar should have given it so that he could work on it

[forest tapir]

His impact is only bigger because

1. He’s retired
2. Neymar is hated by idiots on Social media who just call him a diver
3. Ronaldinho is an older player and people are blinded by nostalgia
4. Neymar plays similar to him but Dinho came first

[forest tapir]

It’s true

[wanton adder]

5. Dinho had better skills which neymar always tries to show off

[forest tapir]

His skills aren’t that much better to the point where it really matters

[wanton adder]

They are better nontheless

[forest tapir]

Neymar can do almost everything Dinho can skill wise and he can showboat too but people don’t like when he does it

[wanton adder]

Neymar is also pretty good at diving

You touch him he falls and rolls for like 10 seconds

Thats why people dont like him

[forest tapir]

Everyone dives

He’s just dramatic about it

[wanton adder]

Stats show that neymar does it the most

In the 21st century

[forest tapir]

Sure? That’s still not a reason to hate him he’s just trying to win

[wanton adder]

Im not hating but thats just facts

[forest tapir]

And he doesn’t dive that much to the point where it could ruin ur viewing experience

[wanton adder]

Neymar is more of a brand than an actual footballer atm he has more impact in fashion than in football he was good like 2015-17 but now he just goes for the money

He chose money over success its his choice

But that ruined his image

And caused a rise in haters

He could of been way better if he continiued in barca or moved to the prem for example

[forest tapir]

It’s funny that people say this when he’s still top 15 itw rn and better than Messi, and possibly Ronaldo too

[forest tapir]

No he was good in psg at the start

[wanton adder]

He is also way younger remember that

[coral mirage]

Barca became worse after he left.
So tbh they were the ones losing in this situation.

[wanton adder]

First season he was alright then he declined and focused in fashion and fortnight

[wanton adder]

Yeah but they got 200 mil for him

[coral mirage]

They got a lot of money from him yes, but what have they gotten out of that?

[forest tapir]

They can’t control their age he’s still better rn regardless

[wanton adder]

More players leaving

[coral mirage]

What did they do with the money?

[forest tapir]

^

Neymar is still good

[coral mirage]

Splash on worse players making the team effectively worse.

[forest tapir]

He carried psg to a UCL final

[wanton adder]

Good but not even close to who he was also he plays in farmers league

[forest tapir]

But then his team didn’t show up in the final

[forest tapir]

He’d do the same in a league like the prem

Just stick him on a decent team like Tottenham and he’d have nearly the same stats

[wanton adder]

No in the prem he would sinply get injured too much and be a flop its too physical for him

[forest tapir]

Then why’d you say he should’ve went to the prem

[formal sapphire]

I hate how people say ligue 1 are a farmers league just because of the lack of competitiveness in the title race.

[forest tapir]

Plus he could handle it

He’s done it in the UCL

[wanton adder]

Psg has wayyyyyyyy more money than other clubs which makes it one sided

Therefore its obvious who will be champions

[formal sapphire]

Mate, is the Bundesliga a farmers league?

[wanton adder]

Its not the bundesliga teams usually get far in ucl and europa unlike the ligue 1

[dire stag]

Obviously

I think in order of

Least farmer

To most farmer

Based on Europe success

1. Spain
2. England
3. Germany
4. France

5. Italy

Cos Italy literally do nothing in any I swear

[formal sapphire]

Mate, do you want a history lesson about the 90s and 2000s?

[dire stag]

Obviously back then ac Milan juve we’re giants

But in the last few years

Inter go second in their group n go out straight away

[formal sapphire]

I still think Italy is ahead of France

[dire stag]

Juve have been dumped out by underdogs a lot recently

Napoli always end up in uel

[forest tapir]

Juve we’re still good in 2010’s

But sadly Messi and Ronaldo existed

[dire stag]

The last non English or Spanish side to win the europa league was 10/11 Porto

[formal sapphire]

hell, they reached 2 Champions League finals

[forest tapir]

Or else they would’ve dominated alongside Atletico

[formal sapphire]

Time for a Scottish change

[dire stag]

Yesssss

Come on rangers

[subtle plover]

"Farmers' league" is a former czechoslovak conservative party

idk how that relates to football leagues but people seem to compare them all the time

[formal sapphire]

The last time Rangers were in a Europa League or UEFA Cup final, Andrey Arshavin was still considered good

[dire stag]

And in the champions league only 1 in 11 years have we seen a non Spanish or English side win it

German clubs do decent in Europe as of rn

Italy are struggling

France on the up

Portugal are there or there abouts but not enough to push the rest

[subtle plover]

german clubs aren't consistent

serie a clubs are consistently underachieving

[dire stag]

Yeah you can’t rlly say inter did well to get to the uel final cos they won the league comfortably that year

And they didn’t even win that final

Spain and England are the power houses in the last 10 years

Who will win that battle this year

[formal sapphire]

David Ginola

[cerulean zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAJvEre0N2I&t=122s

why is this so funny

[umbral forge]

LOL

I watched this before

[umbral forge]

only bayern are a real challenger

[cerulean zinc]

remember when arsenal got 10 red cards (including the gk) and Lynch had to play against Barcelona by himself and scored 10 goals and saved 8 penalties and kept a clean sheet. It was in the ucl final 2004 if i remember correctly

[umbral forge]

yes

and most impressively, he was only 15

[urban remnant]

I don't know how you can put France above Italy

[subtle plover]

italy clubs might be consistent underachievers in uefa competitions but french sides never consistently even qualify for europe

except paris saint germain obviously

[urban remnant]

Who usually don't get that much farther than Italian clubs in UCL

[raw atlas]

What's up? What did I tell you?

[granite notch]

Liverpool vs Rangers

[subtle plover]

portugal are closer to france than france are to italy and germany

[urban remnant]

It was funny seeing people say we should drop out of the top 4

[subtle plover]

portugal have the same 4 teams that are always present in europe

Meanwhile besides pissg french sides go on a european merry go round

some will go from good run in europe to not qualifying at all

and then back

[urban remnant]

There is a decently steep drop once you get past the top 4 in Portugal

Lille is a great example of Ligue 1's volatility.

[subtle plover]

and Lyon

[urban remnant]

Yeah

[subtle plover]

marseille kinda as well

[proud cedar]

Lille's wonder generation ended quite quickly lmfao

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[subtle plover]

but if marseille get ucl they're just going to finish bottom of their group so

[proud cedar]

Manager left, Key players left too

[subtle plover]

who cares about them

lille replaced galtier with that clown gouvrenac

[urban remnant]

Its compelling domestically but it makes it difficult to overtake the top 4

[subtle plover]

🥶

[urban remnant]

You're stuck

And the Dutch are right up your tail now as well

[subtle plover]

marseille are a complete waste of space in ucl lmao

[proud cedar]

Marseille are Payet Screamer and inshallah

[subtle plover]

they're better for uecl

[urban remnant]

It's not even like you're getting a team that would experience it for the first time

[subtle plover]

payet's UCL highlights in career:

[urban remnant]

Couldn't even make the final for that smh

[subtle plover]

finished behind palatasaray and pazio in uel group

[urban remnant]

The Turkish shitshow and the team carried by a useless bum

[subtle plover]

Lyon made ucl semis in 2020 but no europe next season (partially cucked by france football ending the season prematurely)

And this season looks like Lyon are missing out again

5 points off UECL spot

2 matches to go

Peter bosz tax

🥶

[urban remnant]

Nantes taking the Coupe de France threw a screw in the fight for Europe

[proud cedar]

Did Lyon have a Depay replacement in the first place

[subtle plover]

never really needed it

[urban remnant]

There are a lot of notable teams this year that might miss Europe entirely

[subtle plover]

Toko ekambi and dembélé are fine enough

selling bruno Guimarães to some random pl side in winter didn't help

and lyon's defence is dogshit

dogshit back line + peter bosz =

[urban remnant]

Lille, Lyon, Atalanta, Leicester City, Frankfurt if they lose the UEL final

Lotta notable teams that could/won't be in Europe

[subtle plover]

Eintracht frankfurt are a big meme in bundesliga

Mönchengladbach were shit this season, Hütter tax

[urban remnant]

They are but they are a recognized name

Oh yeah, Gladbach exist

[subtle plover]

they're so recognizable that no one knows they have no win in the bundesliga since middle of march

Mind you in this span they faced leverkusen, freiburg, leipzig, smurfenheim, union berlin, Mönchengladbach etc

but then they faced greuther Fürth in the waldstadion and couldn't score in that

[urban remnant]

Frankfurt building up their energy for UEL a bit too well

[subtle plover]

Mr europa league Daichi Kamada

also about french sides, while the top 4 league teams in them get to the group stage, the same cannot be said of the french clubs in the qualifiers

[urban remnant]

Scenes when 11th place Nantes plays in Europe while Monaco and Nice fail to make it out of the qualifiers

[native lance]

.

[subtle plover]

Hopefully Monaco get 2nd

making a late surge for that spot

[urban remnant]

Fingers crossed

I think Monaco would do better in Europe

[calm remnant]

We ruined Pumas

[native lance]

Remember when Monaco knocked out city from the ucl

They were way too good with mbappe

[subtle plover]

Their group stage was nothing special but they were scoring a bunch in the league which had people on notice

[stray talon]

I swear every signing this season will be from Ajax, Leipzig or France

[subtle plover]

the most likely to leave rbl is dani olmo carvajal

[stray talon]

Nkunku?

Gvardiol?

Laimer?

[subtle plover]

oh and Laimer

but if anything bayern would get Laimer

No serious clubs should buy Nkunku

Yet

[stray talon]

Why not?

[vast sandal]

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[stray talon]

My guy is balling out of his mind

[subtle plover]

he had 7 goals last season

and 5 the year before that

They won't sell him until they sign a replacement first

[limber badger]

If he want that big leap into big clubs he should go when he is at the top of his game and can give out consistent performances

[subtle plover]

Which big clubs that aren't memes actually want him

[limber badger]

Basically being in his prime but he is young

[limber badger]

Yea

Man utd 💀 💀

[subtle plover]

lmao

sancho learned the hard way

[limber badger]

Yea

Should've left them later

Imo pulisic went at the right time

Unironically advertising but ok👍

[proud cedar]

Never underestimate the High ground

[covert pumice]

Yh

High ground bs

[true peak]

Dempele

[shy belfry]

💀

[granite notch]

Messi should leave PSG

PSG doesn’t understand greatness they don’t know how to pass right

All they do is pass/cross to Mbappe and Marquinos

[covert nexus]

If Mbappe leaves which is most likely, they're gonna need to find a good replacement

I mean they have the money so it shouldn't be a problem

Maybe Nkunku

[granite notch]

EVIL PSG DOESNT PASS THE BALL TO MY MESSI PLEASE LEO COME BACK TO BARCELONA TO YOUR SAFE SPACE WHERE EVERYONE PLAYS UNDER YOU

[covert nexus]

But leipzig said they dont want to sell him so idk

[granite notch]

Lewandowski scored more league goals in 9 minutes than Messi in 9 months 💀💀

Imagine being a fetus inside Antonella and when you’re born you learn your father honoured you with 4 farmers’ league goals

[mental bobcat]

Lets ve honest who supports leipzig

[granite notch]

Red Bull

[mental bobcat]

They got no fans

City do

Leipzig dont

[mental bobcat]

Yea

[subtle plover]

pissg selling their youth only to buy them back later...nah that's not happening

pissg sells all their youth and they never come back

[broken heart]

Fraud getting exposed

[broken heart]

His fault too

For not taking care of his body

[reef bison]

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[shy belfry]

I agree he should stay on barca when he was in Barca he was so good

[dark shore]

bruh someone in this chat a few mins ago said serie a is farmer's league 💀

[broken heart]

So good that he put them in a debt

😭

[dark shore]

The Italian teams are good but they bottle a lot

[broken heart]

It's in their blood

[subtle plover]

people call shit farmers league it doesn't really mean anything

[broken heart]

Did you not see them again Macedonia

[dark shore]

bruh fr

30 shots, no goal

[limber badger]

They don't watch football

[dark shore]

the only real farmer's league is ligue psg

[limber badger]

Marseille>>

[broken heart]

Fk psg

Clown club

Nantes clear of psg

[limber badger]

Money hunters

[dark shore]

Spain > England > Italy > Germany > Portugal

[limber badger]

No pride to play for the club

The only pride is money

[dark shore]

in terms of leagues

[shy belfry]

😭 💀

[broken heart]

Dembele asking 40 m from laporta

[dark shore]

Arsenal gonna sign him for free

[broken heart]

He'll renew

[shy belfry]

Anyone prediction for ucl final?

[broken heart]

2-1 madrid

[dark shore]

5-0 to real madrid

[shy belfry]

ok

[dark shore]

as much as I dislike Real Madrid, I really hope they win the CL to establish the spanish dominance again

[granite notch]

Probably 2:0 Liverpool

Realistically

[dark shore]

Real Madrid look better imo, they're always confident in cl finals

[shy belfry]

yes

[dark shore]

they're not just the kings of europe by a nickname, they've proved it in the past

[broken heart]

No one will keep a clean sheet

[broken heart]

Siuu

[dark shore]

the game will be a head on collision, no clean sheet and we can expect a lot of goals or extra time, maybe even penalties

[granite notch]

This guy would disagree

[shy belfry]

and im sure benzema will get that Ballon d'Or once he win the Ucl

[dark shore]

I said it as a joke 💀

[broken heart]

It'll be a close game

[granite notch]

Ik Madrid winning is always a joke

[dark shore]

he'll get the ballon d'or anyway

[broken heart]

Not like city madrid first leg

[granite notch]

Against Luis Diaz

No chance

[shy belfry]

yeah

[shy belfry]

city bottled again lol

[broken heart]

Lol what

[granite notch]

Luis Diaz will become Courtois’ biggest nightmare

[broken heart]

[dark shore]

Barca for the cl win next season

[broken heart]

His biggest nightmare is KDB

Already eliminated him

[granite notch]

What’s so funny?

[shy belfry]

true Kdb always revenge for courtois for stealing his gf

[broken heart]

Madrid shaking 😭

[granite notch]

Courtois will find out why

[dark shore]

imagine if Benzema turns Alisson into the next karius

[broken heart]

Wtf

[broken heart]

Nope

Won't happen

[dark shore]

i know lmao, just speculating

Bale getting his shooting bots on

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/alison-becker-liverpool-fc-dy1ns-gif-21057832

[covert nexus]

Keep ur gifs related to football pls

[broken heart]

Won't play in the final

[stone bridge]

Sakka*

[broken heart]

?

[stone bridge]

Japan calls it Sakka

Lmao

[dark shore]

https://tenor.com/view/bale-realmadrid-ucl-championsleague-ball-kicked-gif-11895270

[stone bridge]

Just funny

[broken heart]

Ok

What's with the gif tho

[dark shore]

Mourinho or Pep?

[broken heart]

Sean Dyche

[dark shore]

roy hodgson

[covert nexus]

Ole

[vast sandal]

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[twilit osprey]

AKINE,AKINE,AKINEFENWA!!!

[twilit osprey]

The toilet league aka the European conference league

[stone bridge]

Conference league trophy sometimes looks better than Europa trophy

Not even gonna lie

[subtle plover]

sometimes

[stone bridge]

Sometimes

[topaz bloom]

Messi is better

WWWWWWWWWWW

[stone bridge]

He wasn't even in the discussion but ok

What does Messi have to do with the Conference League

Barça falling off rn:

[limber badger]

Respawn anchor 🙏

[granite notch]

One player from each team I will be supporting in wc xi
Vvd cb
CM Müller
GK Allison
CAM Mbappe
RB Dani Alves
ST Lewandowski
RW Messi
LW Cristiano Ronaldo
CB Ramos
LB Spinnazola
CM De Bryune

[limber badger]

Mbappe cam

Wtf

[granite notch]

I had to fit in everyone

Don't judge

[limber badger]

Ah alr

When is the wc starting again

I forgot

No cap the hype for the wc is next to non existent

[cerulean zinc]

warra cl qualification for barca

[granite notch]

It is scheduled to take place in Qatar from 21 November to 18 December 2022.

[limber badger]

November ah

[granite notch]

Man i hope my country does well this time

[limber badger]

WAIT NOVEMBER WHAT

Why is it this late

[granite notch]

Idk

[limber badger]

What is your contry

Country*

[granite notch]

Netherlands

[limber badger]

Vvd 🙏

[granite notch]

Ya man

Who do you think will win

[cerulean zinc]

im looking forward to england v usa tho

[cerulean zinc]

usa

jk

[granite notch]

Ya man

Me and my country people have this dream for a long time

[limber badger]

I don't really know

I will like to see both Argentina and Portugal do good

As it is most possibly their last wc each

[granite notch]

[old shard]

No way

It won’t be a European team who wins the World Cup

[granite notch]

That confident in Brazil and/or Argentina?

Argentina > Brazil

[broken heart]

ok

[granite notch]

France > Argentina + Brazil combined XI

Watch Pogba raise back to back trophy kids

[agile umbra]

pogba for france is the best midfielder in the world

[granite notch]

tap in

😭 😖

[limber badger]

Tap in L

[limber badger]

Pogba when he feels like it

He is one of the best midfielders in the world

Like no cap

[dark shore]

Griezmann also becomes 2016 griezmann when he plays for france lmao

[limber badger]

Players play like beasts when they play for their country

Example bale

[dark shore]

Forreal

[limber badger]

Always free for Wales

But rm

[agile umbra]

ong

[limber badger]

He likes his wages

No play time needed

Best player

Doesn't even complain

[broken heart]

Varane too

[broken heart]

Bruh look at this team tho

Fking midchester divided

[limber badger]

Lmao yea

Tbf bale is living the life

No need to play

Getting bags of money

Playing for his country

And some golf

What is worse than that

[agile umbra]

tbh thats the dream

[limber badger]

🙏 🙏 😤

[plain flint]

This has to be the most load of bollocks I've ever heard
https://mobile.twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1523545684216979456

Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews)

🗣️ "Everyone in this country supports Liverpool..."

#MCFC boss Pep Guardiola says #LFC have an incredible history in European competitions but 'not in the Premier League' 👀

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Twitter · May 9, 2022, 6:09 AM

[broken heart]

Where's the lie tho

[granite notch]

city has 0 history in europe and premier

[brave ether]

if pep choose to stay untill retirement at city I am telling you he will epl by every seasoon

[broken heart]

They have 5 PL

[brave ether]

now imagine he pull sir alex and stay 10 more year he will have 8 more so more tahn liv

13 epl

[plain flint]

To say Liverpool have no history in the Premier league sounds ridiculous ok Liverpool only won 1 Premier league title but they have also won 18 league titles

[brave ether]

he already make epl farmer league

[broken heart]

Yeah he said PL

[brave ether]

30 year 1 epl

[broken heart]

Not division 1

[brave ether]

pep is best tactician ever grace the field , but not as coach, his in game management still not that great

as a real madrid fan pep city deserved one cl atleast, maybe next year with halland, who know

https://tenor.com/view/pep-pep-guardiola-guardiola-manchester-city-gif-20321324

[granite notch]

Gonna go training again lads

In one and a half hour

[broken heart]

That's cool and all but why you're playing with my mom

[granite notch]

MK Dons can’t even sell out a playoff semi final

That’s an embarrassment

MK Dons should liquidate

They should liquidate and relinquish their spot for the real dons

[sterile vessel]

On a side note can I know why mk Don's are hated?

[granite notch]

Rebranding and Franchization of football

They saved Wimbledon just to relocate them to Milton Keynes

[sterile vessel]

Ohh like RB

[sterile vessel]

That's shit they should rot in league 1

[granite notch]

League One is too generous imo

They should rot in Tier 10

Even that's just me being reasonable

[sterile vessel]

Yeah

They should just stop existing

These franchization of football is a cancer

[granite notch]

Wednesday vs Sunderland tonight

Play off semi final 2nd leg

0-1 on agg

Who's winning lads

[sterile vessel]

Sunderland

[granite notch]

Ok

Delete discord

Go

No

[sterile vessel]

Why?

[granite notch]

Never speak again

Im a Wednesday fan

And I'm going

[sterile vessel]

Ohh

[granite notch]

If we lose ill cry on the way home

[sterile vessel]

All the best to you

[granite notch]

😭

[sterile vessel]

Hope you win

[granite notch]

Cheers

[sterile vessel]

Geoff

[granite notch]

We have 2nd or the best home record in the 92

[sterile vessel]

You should win

Sunderland can wait another year

[granite notch]

Haha

Ues

Yes

Anyway i got sch

[sterile vessel]

Btw we have the UCL final

[granite notch]

In a bit

[granite notch]

Beat Liverpool pls

[sterile vessel]

We've been riding on Benzemas big dick for the whole tournament

[sterile vessel]

Yes

[granite notch]

Ik

😭

[sterile vessel]

They've been so overconfident

[granite notch]

Benzema gonna show them levels

[hard mantle]

....

🚶‍♂️

[sterile vessel]

Winning it would mean benzema, Modric, Kroos, Marcelo, case and carvajal would have joint most UCL titlws

[proud cedar]

Finito

[sterile vessel]

With Cr7 and Maldini

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[undone zephyr]

doesn't gento have the most

[proud cedar]

Ur the ones being confident while u got tactically outclassed by everyone u played

[granite notch]

[limber badger]

[mellow zealot]

I think he means since it got renamed

[spiral bough]

https://youtu.be/4ufbyxCxmCk

[honest ocean]

nah

mans only been winning league titles with oil teams and prime barca

[spiral bough]

Well

[honest ocean]

man could never get leeds out of relegation

[mellow zealot]

He's not the best tactician nor the worst

[limber badger]

sigma male arteta

he didnt sit

[limber badger]

i would really like to see leeds stay up

🙏

[proud cedar]

Tactically Pep is probably the best rn

[mellow zealot]

I edge to tuchel

[limber badger]

burnley losing the next 3 ez

[limber badger]

roy keane when

[spiral bough]

Lol

[proud cedar]

If you are speaking long term Cruyff was debatebly better but that's up for grabs

[limber badger]

imagine roy keane was the manager of man utd

[proud cedar]

😭

[limber badger]

like those rumors

[proud cedar]

Not the Tucheliban Ball

If you take a Chelsea defender and put them anywhere outside a back 5 they turn into Maguire

That's why Rudiger to Madrid isnt a good deal

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1523555889600286720?s=20&t=tJOJ5u5j6nsVEROvopwqUg

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Erling Haaland to Man City a done deal + confirmation expected this week, according to sources in Germany. Personal terms complete & Dortmund anticipate City informing them in coming days of intention to activate release clause @TheAthleticUK #MCFC #BVB https://t.co/tx8kUxjLkF

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Twitter · May 9, 2022, 6:50 AM

[mellow zealot]

Maybe

[granite notch]

It was inevitable anyway

[proud cedar]

Dortmund bank

[mellow zealot]

Wasn't it a done deal weeks ago

[limber badger]

i like how ppl say rudiger plays waay to rough

[vast sandal]

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[limber badger]

and uses more physic

[proud cedar]

Rudiger carried by 5 man defence

[limber badger]

like HOW IS MY MAN GOING TO PLAY

[granite notch]

Yeah LMAOO

[spiral bough]

Yayy

[limber badger]

he is still good tho

[proud cedar]

Chelsea get exposed all the time when they play with 4 defenders only

[mellow zealot]

Not thiago silva

[granite notch]

Premier League is the next Farmer's League when Haaland goes to City

[limber badger]

they cant play with 4 man defence

[limber badger]

nah

mbappe to liv

LOL

those days are long gone

[proud cedar]

No reason for him to come

[mellow zealot]

Mbappe under klopp

[limber badger]

ikr

[proud cedar]

We don't need him

[limber badger]

firminho>>

[proud cedar]

We need fullbacks

[limber badger]

or even jota

[mellow zealot]

[granite notch]

Don't need Mbappe lol

[mellow zealot]

Wut

[granite notch]

Already have enough forwards

[limber badger]

u need depth

[proud cedar]

Yes

[limber badger]

like serious depth

[granite notch]

I'd be happy if we get Aurelien Tchouameni

[limber badger]

its good for now

but a bit more depth

[proud cedar]

We don't have a backup RB

At all

[limber badger]

trent is 24/7 fit

[granite notch]

Only Joe Gomez for now

[proud cedar]

We usually play Gomez or Milner

[wet scaffold]

He would be good still

[limber badger]

milner is such a chad

[mellow zealot]

Never

[wet scaffold]

But rather get a midfielder

[mellow zealot]

James milner

[wet scaffold]

And salah has been in very bad form

[limber badger]

what a man he is

[granite notch]

It might happen who knows

[limber badger]

🙏

[proud cedar]

No one is getting Tchouameni for this season

He's staying at Monaco

[limber badger]

pretty sure he is not for sale

[mellow zealot]

He didn't confirm it

[limber badger]

and he will reject

[mellow zealot]

He said anything could happen

[limber badger]

monaco he will stay

[granite notch]

He's being scouted, this season ain't possible 90%

Carvalho is a done deal anyway

[limber badger]

wait for another season or 2

[proud cedar]

He said he's gonna sign whatever contract he gets from Monaco

[limber badger]

then everyone will pounce on him

[mellow zealot]

It was already done why u surprised

[subtle plover]

Haaland to man city is more or less in the works

[mellow zealot]

I saw it happening since like january

[proud cedar]

United fan logic sometimes kills me

[mellow zealot]

160

Or 155

[proud cedar]

De Gea is dreadful

[mellow zealot]

[wet scaffold]

Mbappe is clear of haaland

[granite notch]

Yanited got rattled by Brighton I can't believe 🤣

[wet scaffold]

Haaland has been very poor

[granite notch]

They let Cucurella score 🤣

[mellow zealot]

He's not

31 goals

[proud cedar]

10%

[mellow zealot]

And he was injured

[proud cedar]

Injury prone

[brazen crater]

?

De Gea is a top keeper, he concedes more because he has a poor defence infront of him

[mellow zealot]

For half a season

[granite notch]

If Pep doesn't win UCL next season, he will get shat on

[wet scaffold]

He has 21 and after his injury he became bad

[limber badger]

going to be real
mbappe and haaland arent that sort of players that ppl want them to be

[brazen crater]

Uniteds biggest problem is their back line

[proud cedar]

Top keeper?????

[limber badger]

not the stat nerds coming at me now

[granite notch]

Solid 200M defense innit

[proud cedar]

my ass, maybe in 1990

[granite notch]

Maguire + Shaw + Varane + AWB

[honest ocean]

Haaland going to city to only win 1 trophy a year

[limber badger]

solid on paper