they finished 4th
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dull crow
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dull crow
Tbh its because we had cr7
cr7 didnt score once
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dull crow
they are much better now
so much better they scrape 1-0 wins against newcastle
granite notch
We suffered when cr7 left but still stood strong
granite notch
so much better they scrape 1-0 wins against newcastle
newcastle are the form team this year
dull crow
liverpool only got a good result against city because they didnt have de bruyne
granite notch
3rd in the prem table since the start off the year
hard mantle
newcastle rn are exciting to watch
dull crow
newcastle are the form team this year
newcastle were in relegation discussion before winter
hard mantle
good team
hard mantle
3rd in the prem table since the start off the year
yeah
granite notch
newcastle were in relegation discussion before winter
they have won 10 games since then
hard mantle
potter ball
granite notch
they are great atm
granite notch
and liverpool didnt beat newcastle in 2018
dull crow
they still have weaknesses that real madrid can exploit
dull crow
liverpool dont have pacy full backs like man city do
rodrygo and vini will have an easier time on the wings
brave ether
city win epl
Chelsea win fa cup
real win cl
save us from noise pollution
frank kettle
man united are too good
granite notch
liverpool dont have pacy full backs like man city do
doesnt matter
frank kettle
they legit want conference league
dull crow
ill admit going forward liverpool will be a lot more dangerous than city because they have mo salah mane and a number 9
and trent
frank kettle
losing 4-0
brave ether
Soon to be champions of europe
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granite notch
their system doesnt allow them to get exploited
dull crow
but off the ball liverpool wont be as good
brave ether
doesnt matter
who gonna stop vini
hard mantle
liverpool dont have pacy full backs like man city do
Robertson is quick, maybe not as rodrygo or vini
granite notch
who gonna stop vini
the centre halfs
dull crow
Robertson is quick, maybe not as rodrygo or vini
brazilians we are talking about
hard mantle
ye
dull crow
not even walker was as fast as vini
brave ether
the centre halfs
so benzama
dull crow
walker had to rely on fouls to keep vini off the ball
granite notch
so benzama
they have arguably the best defender in premier league history mate
dull crow
a clear shove in the back when vini was 1 on 1 and no card
broken heart
Lmao walker pocketed vini
hard mantle
...
broken heart
Wdym
dull crow
but sure the game is done
broken heart
😭
hard mantle
did you just call vvd the best defender oat in pl?
granite notch
did you just call vvd the best defender oat in pl?
'arguably'
dull crow
did you just call vvd the best defender oat in pl?
rn he probably is
brave ether
they have arguably the best defender in premier league history mate
we are taling about god mode benzama no veigil can stop him
hard mantle
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hard mantle
imo vidic better
granite notch
Lmao walker pocketed vini
🤔
granite notch
we are taling about god mode benzama no veigil can stop him
he can be stopped
dull crow
he can be stopped
nah
hes scored in every single knock out game except psg first leg
and hes scored a fucking lot
broken heart
hes scored in every single knock out game except psg first leg
Means he can be stopped
brave ether
he can be stopped
has not been stoped
silva , dias, ruider, marqious
hard mantle
benz is a menace
dull crow
ghosted vs sheriff
he scored vs sheriff in both games ?
hard mantle
what a baller
dull crow
not an open play goal
in the 2nd half ye
magic juniper
hard mantle
kb9
granite notch
has not been stoped
silva , dias, ruider, marqious
all are worse than vd
granite notch
and marquinhos is average af
dull crow
all are worse than vd
you really need to give your head a wobble virgil is not that good
granite notch
silva is 37
dull crow
hes good but hes not some fucking sergio ramos reincarnation
granite notch
dias has massively declined
brave ether
one thing is clear kloop did not alow trent to move forward, if he go vini gona cook kim very bad
granite notch
hes good but hes not some fucking sergio ramos reincarnation
hes as good as he was at his peak
brave ether
ramos >>>> virgil
wet scaffold
hes good but hes not some fucking sergio ramos reincarnation
Virgil is clear
dull crow
hes as good as he was at his peak
as in virgil is as good as peak ramos ?
dull crow
Virgil is clear
what the fuck lmao
granite notch
as in virgil is as good as peak ramos ?
yes
granite notch
Where’s the liv tot match channel?
hard mantle
ramos >>>> virgil
bro this ain even a question
dull crow
these premier league fans clearly can not appreciate proper talent
wet scaffold
as in virgil is as good as peak ramos ?
Better
wet scaffold
Ability wise
hard mantle
Where’s the liv tot match channel?
will open in a bit
wet scaffold
Career obv not
dull crow
nostalgic bias
ramos stopped playing for real madrid 8 months ago?
peak ramos was only 4 years ago
brave ether
there are one thing in football
maldini > ramos > anyone
granite notch
will open in a bit
Ok thank you 🙏
dull crow
were not talking about someone who retired 10 years ago were talking about someone who still plays
granite notch
ramos stopped playing for real madrid 8 months ago?
you only rate ramos that highly because of his career
wet scaffold
Maldini > ramos def
brave ether
peak ramos was only 4 years ago
in 4 year he won 4 cl
dull crow
nostalgic bias my ass
hard mantle
there are one thing in football
maldini > ramos > anyone
maldini>beckenbauer (maybe)> ramos>>everyone
granite notch
dull crow
you only rate ramos that highly because of his career
yeah a ramos who was apart of a real madrid team who won the champions league 4 times in 5 years and was also apart of that menace of a spanish team
brave ether
maldini>beckenbauer (maybe)> ramos>>everyone
kind of, forget of german legend
wet scaffold
Maldini is the goat
dull crow
premier league fans cant appreciate good football
hard mantle
ong
brave ether
what virgil achive with national team,
dull crow
i actually wouldnt have a problem with the prem if their fans werent trying to big up players who are just above average
granite notch
premier league fans cant appreciate good football
good football and the spain team dont work together
Tbf
dull crow
good football and the spain team dont work together
2008 - 2010 - 2012
plush prism
i actually wouldnt have a problem with the prem if their fans werent trying to b...
shut up sancho will become world class he jsut needs time
dull crow
shut up sancho will become world class he jsut needs time
your right
granite notch
2008 - 2010 - 2012
they were so boring
ever wondered why the 2010 world cup was shit
dull crow
they were so boring
what ever you say im not going to convince you
granite notch
La liga football sucks
brave ether
eng media hype prem player
they even rate rice above casemiro or kimmich
hard mantle
what virgil achive with national team,
my man ramos played 4 finals and won 3.. shame he lost vs brazil in 2013 confederations cup final
plush prism
i actually wouldnt have a problem with the prem if their fans werent trying to b...
declan rice will become better than ronaldinho
dull crow
spanish football from 2008-2018 was peak football
dull crow
declan rice will become better than ronaldinho
fax
granite notch
what ever you say im not going to convince you
theres a reason thoose 3 tournaments were boring as sin
brave ether
declan rice will become better than ronaldinho
whattt
dull crow
theres a reason thoose 3 tournaments were boring as sin
because spain just walked over everyone?
wet scaffold
La liga football sucks
Rn yes bro
granite notch
because spain just walked over everyone?
75% of their games ended 1-0
dull crow
75% of their games ended 1-0
thats how you play possession football
granite notch
they were fucking dull
dull crow
you dont score you possess
hard mantle
spain 2008-2012 best nt prolly ever
dull crow
spain 2008-2012 best nt prolly ever
oh easily
brave ether
did some one say rice will be better than modric
dull crow
easily
granite notch
spain 2008-2012 best nt prolly ever
not on the eyes
dull crow
did some one say rice will be better than modric
sarcasm
dull crow
not on the eyes
im sure you watched every game so
granite notch
germany scored more goals against brazil than spain did in the 2010 world cup...
plush prism
did some one say rice will be better than modric
i dont think so
dull crow
germany scored more goals against brazil than spain did in the 2010 world cup...
source
your telling me in the whole world cup campaign spain scored less than 7 goals
dull crow
mb they both scored 7
source
hard mantle
no
dull crow
spain scored more than 7
hard mantle
spain scored more lmao
hard mantle
villa alone scored 5
granite notch
spain scored more lmao
well it was 8 i think then
I’m delighted
thats still awful
brave ether
west want 150 million for rice
he is only worth 50-60 only
hard mantle
it dont matter
dull crow
spain scored 8
granite notch
hungary in 1954 were better
hard mantle
2014 argentina scored 8 goals as well
dull crow
someone cant do maths
hard mantle
hungary in 1954 were better
...
granite notch
...
they scored the same amount of goals against germany as spain did in the whole 2010 world cup
dull crow
this man probably doesnt understand the significance of this screenshot
chilly stirrup
west want 150 million for rice
he is only worth 50-60 only
some clubs still paying 150m
dull crow
winning every game 1-0 is just a testament to their play style
hard mantle
someone cant do maths
i gotta degree in math i go this so spain scored 8 and germany scored 7 in 1 game, so therefore 8-7=1 hence spain 1 goal clear
granite notch
this man probably doesnt understand the significance of this screenshot
against 10 men
dull crow
i gotta degree in math i go this so spain scored 8 and germany scored 7 in 1 gam...
lmao
fax
hard mantle
cmon bro 4 finals, 3 wins
granite notch
cmon bro 4 finals, 3 wins
bored us to death
hard mantle
08, 10, 12, 13(L)
karmic fog
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hard mantle
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hard mantle
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FREE RONALDO
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humble carbon
did you guys saw this?
lunar echo
lunar trench
4-0 to American express club? 💀
spiral musk
did you guys saw this?
mental scenes
humble carbon
silk tapir
did you guys saw this?
ye
ultimate clutch fc Bristol Rovers are
needed 7 goals for promotion
and they scored 7 goals in one game
humble carbon
someone did a bet
silk tapir
people who bet Bristol to score 7 and get promoted have such a massive W man
humble carbon
this 7-0 is a sus result
silk tapir
why does Maguire as Ronaldo look real
wheat herald
did you guys saw this?
fulham also won against luton 7-0
humble carbon
normal for fulham btw
humble carbon
in EFL they're crazy
worthy cargo
Yo guys i have a bit of a random question im curious about
humble carbon
Sunderland and Nott F. also has some chances of promotions
uncut tiger
hi
worthy cargo
Is this the general chat usually?
brazen crater
worthy cargo
Can someone explain to me why players like Son choose to stay at clubs like Tottenham even tho they can clearly reach bigger highs somewhere else?
Is it because risking losing the amazing terms you have under Tottenham and your settled life etc. not worth it? Cause even tho Son is better than Tottenham he's not THAT much better that it's worth gambling?
Especially since he's getting paid extremely well and has settled
dusky wing
probably has a bit to do with believing the clubs project, being settled and being well paid
willow thistle
you think tottenhams got this?
dusky wing
like right now conte is at tottenham and he joined mid season and hes a proven manager so if he was to get backing from the club then they can start competing
subtle quail
Can someone explain to me why players like Son choose to stay at clubs like Tott...
prob love for the club
granite notch
How did United lose to Brighton even without Maguire
worthy cargo
probably has a bit to do with believing the clubs project, being settled and bei...
Yeah but
dusky wing
because they suck and maguire is just a scapegoat
warped vapor
^
worthy cargo
90% of footballers biggest aspiration is to win CL, win trophies etc
I can undrestand people doing that at the ends of tehir career
dusky wing
he probably doesnt want to deal with moving and having to adapt to a new environment learn a new language and etc
worthy cargo
but why would someone like Son stay at Tottenham after 2 years for example
granite notch
because they suck and maguire is just a scapegoat
True
worthy cargo
I can understand in the beginning when he isn't as known
warped vapor
he’s been in the bundesliga tbf
worthy cargo
And he's proving himself
warped vapor
could go to bayern
worthy cargo
But there's just no way better teams wouldn't have picked him up
I guess he wants to be loyal to some extent as well
worthy cargo
I can understand people like Gerrard/Totti/Kane to some extent
warped vapor
would farm trophies with bayern fortunately
dusky wing
bayern literally won 10 straight
worthy cargo
But people like Son ? i dont understand
warped vapor
bro said kane
dusky wing
i think its just him feeling at home
warped vapor
kane literally tried to leave take him out of that
worthy cargo
Yeah but I mean he started there and hes kind of like Gerrard/Totti etc in that regard
dusky wing
hes been there for a long time and their fanbase has always been very appreciative of him
worthy cargo
But son obviously doesn't have a relation to the club like those players
warped vapor
yeh
worthy cargo
hahah ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
dusky wing
oh they actually scored
worthy cargo
im talking about son and he scores ? COINCIDENCE?
dusky wing
i thought you were having flashbacks
fleet gust
City please win the prem
dusky wing
i cant have liverpool win it all
worthy cargo
Im just confused cause every player's dream is to reach one of the most popular clubs, win CL, win trophies and you are obviously not doing that with Tottenham
So I can see him staying there for 2 years once he's signed but staying there for so long doesn't make any sense
dusky wing
well tbf tottenham has finished 2nd and even made a ucl final
wraith skiff
LETS GO SPURS
granite notch
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warped vapor
watch liverpool win still
spurs robbed
worthy cargo
well tbf tottenham has finished 2nd and even made a ucl final
yes but that was kinda random
dusky wing
they can make it if the manager had backing
granite notch
spurs robbed
i have no doubts they will score a 97th minute winner
warped vapor
😭
dusky wing
if a quality manager like conte has backing they’ll definitely step it up
worthy cargo
if a quality manager like conte has backing they’ll definitely step it up
But they never do
warped vapor
a cam
dusky wing
they dont
willow thistle
BRO
dusky wing
im pretty sure conte has been saying he wants backing if they want him to stay
warped vapor
son ffs
granite notch
i guess spurs at home arent for all 😎
worthy cargo
wait why didm y msg get deleted xD
worthy cargo
if a quality manager like conte has backing they’ll definitely step it up
They never do. They reached a final with a team they had no business kinda doing that with AND they sacked Pochetinno and downgraded??
warm hound
Is son a true weak foot player?
warped vapor
dude just feels at home
worthy cargo
that has to be the dumbest tehing ever
warped vapor
Is son a true weak foot player?
no
warm hound
He can shoot any foot effortless
worthy cargo
son is 5 weakfoot on fifa gg
dusky wing
tbf the szn poch was sacked he was doing really bad
worthy cargo
5 star
dusky wing
the club had been falling off at that point
warm hound
Didn’t he score long shot goal against Man City with his weak foot?
worthy cargo
ok but how can they reach a final and downgrade, that doesnt make any sense
for a team like tottenham
warped vapor
Didn’t he score long shot goal against Man City with his weak foot?
yeh
was a free kick
worthy cargo
if they do that, that should tell you they have 0 ambition
dusky wing
they went from poch to mourinho if im not mistaken
warm hound
Can’t remember very well
warped vapor
i can’t either so-
granite notch
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worthy cargo
wth is this bot doing
dusky wing
i think he wants to know if you want to delete the quote
worthy cargo
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warm hound
But instead of it was something else
worthy cargo
Anywayss, i think you get what i mean with players like Son
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worthy cargo
I've always wondered
I can understand for slightly above average players
cause the pay in Premier league is amazing
worthy cargo
But someone like Son is WAY above that
dusky wing
doesnt think its worth leaving
warm hound
Idk what I just did earlier lmao. I thought I was a moderator for a second 😦
worthy cargo
say someone like Adama traore that's inconsistent but still a very good player
even someone like him risks it for low pay
Yet someone like Son that's way better and consistent stays at Tottenham
But if he's settled in England, there's no way some of the top clubs wouldn't take him
I guess then you can argue he's kinda tarnishing his legacy in Tottenham
knotty hull
why is Bundesliga a thing
brazen crater
why is Bundesliga a thing
We got bored of beating portuguese teams so they made a bunch of german teams we could beat
knotty hull
bruh
autumn marsh
Title race is over
autumn marsh
Arsenal ez lose
forest dagger
Ronaldo’s bronze statue, reimagined by Wombo Dresm.
Honestly, it looks way better than the original bust.
stone bridge
LMAO
UNITED LOST TO BRIGHTON
4 - 0
Varchester Penited is so finished this season 😂😂 🇱🇱🇱🇱
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granite notch
So disappointed in Liverpool. Wished City to go trophyless this season. Liverpool doesn't have that turnaround magic as Real Madrid and you know that 3 - 1 is coming on the 28th of May.
torn parcel
Only Real have that
granite notch
We all thought liverpool would have that same mentality as real madrid to never give up. Tottenhame showed us thats false
torn parcel
No
granite notch
we are just massive
torn parcel
Not giving up and winning are different things
north steppe
Why do i feel like Gerrard is gonna let liverpool win on tuesday
granite notch
granite notch
Real 3 - 1 Liverpool is written in the stars
not 1 - 0 , 2 - 0 , 2 - 1 , 4 - 0 or 3 - 2 just 3 - 1
just 3 - 1
28th may
“Ansu Fati is finished”
Wallahi if he stays fit he will be the best youngster itw
Tomorrow oil derby!
granite notch
Son is underrated
Purely because he plays for spurs
If he played for a club that isn't hated by everyone he would automatically be considered one of the best of this season
Too bad he plays for spurs
True
granite notch
Liverpool doesn't have that turnaround magic like real madrid
granite notch
Why do i feel like Gerrard is gonna let liverpool win on tuesday
he isnt
granite notch
Liverpool tied today
This tie cost them the prem
City has 2 games Liverpool only 1
And they are tied on points
spiral bough
If he played for a club that isn't hated by everyone he would automatically be c...
No one can hate This guy
granite notch
No one can hate This guy
True
granite notch
Dang if Man U win their next game and west ham proceeds to win their next 3 aswel then they take the Europa league spot and Man U goes down to conference league
spiral bough
spiral bough
Dang if Man U win their next game and west ham proceeds to win their next 3 aswe...
Lol
And Spurs vs Arsenal
Is going to decide who is going in UEFA TBH
red bloom
may 12th is gonna be it
red bloom
Dang if Man U win their next game and west ham proceeds to win their next 3 aswe...
🙏🏿
we would have to beat city tho
zealous drum
Penis
zealous drum
The arsenal and man utd Era is over
Even though we never had an era idc
Ngl bro west ham can pass yall I respect the ham
red bloom
west ham gonna get revenge next season
we got so close
even if we lose against city we still got qualifiers
young lion
amber fable
WHAT THE FUCK
zealous drum
Ten haag rn has alot of stress
subtle plover
At least Latford are relegated
granite notch
WHAT THE FUCK
Should change Best to worst and it will make more sense
forest tapir
Should change Best to worst and it will make more sense
Terrible take but it makes sense why you say that, ur a Barca fan
brazen crater
United will never win a trophy until phil jones is in the starting XI
cerulean zinc
would barca beat united rn
forest tapir
would barca beat united rn
Probably but honestly it could go either way cuz some days united play like Norwich and other days they play good enough to compete with top 4 in prem
Same with Barca too they play really shit or really good
cerulean zinc
Probably but honestly it could go either way cuz some days united play like Norw...
fairs
granite notch
They really decided to close the chat while i was typing 😭
cerulean zinc
but as of rn united play shit way more than good
forest tapir
Yes
In a best of 3 games Barca would probably win 2 and united 1 I think that’s the best way to explain it
granite notch
Yeah ofc i got heated a bit too mb
Football innit
If RM took Liverpools place
Ronald Araujo the best CB in La Liga
No denying now
plucky sandal
Just woke up
What a day of football
If United lose to Palace they play in the conference league
granite notch
Keeps getting exposed
plucky sandal
and City seem to have won the league
granite notch
By great attackers
plucky sandal
Unless West Ham do something extraordinary
granite notch
ill stop watching man u play until we win a title.
granite notch
ill stop watching man u play until we win a title.
See you in 40-60 years?
plucky sandal
ill stop watching man u play until we win a title.
Bros never coming back
plucky sandal
I didn’t watch Barca play for a few months
It was too emotionally draining
take some tips from me
granite notch
seeing 4-0 from brighton while remembering the history achievements made me wanna break a wall 
plucky sandal
You actually might play conference
I think you will tbh
If west ham beats City which I think WILL happen
because of the loss to real
They have a better goal differential
granite notch
You actually might play conference
went from competing in UCL finals to "hopefully" playing in conference
wtf happened to this club man
granite notch
wtf happened to this club man
Glazers i guess
cerulean zinc
wtf happened to this club man
we'd better not do the same and celebrate qualifying for europe only
granite notch
There are many people to point fingers at but Glazers are the main reason
subtle plover
no plan
subtle plover
Just doing things here and there and calling it a day
plucky sandal
Then bought a TON of shit players
Like a TON of them
This squad is significantly better than 2016 but
They did way better
subtle plover
the false perception that "only 1 or 2 things are needed" to make the team top contenders again
plucky sandal
Tbh I’m biased but
I think if you didn’t get Ronaldo and Varane
kept Cavani
And got a couple other signings
Like a DM and other CB
you would’ve confidently been a top 4 team
granite notch
how about if we didnt make the mistakes we did, shouldv signed van dijk instead of maguire and koulibali instead of lindelof
native lance
A
cerulean zinc
jake paul talking about football is funi
granite notch
jake paul talking about football is funi
at least he supports liverpool
cerulean zinc
at least he supports liverpool
i cringe less when i see speed talking about football
granite notch
at least speed is funny
granite notch
Wtf
granite notch
he's trying 
cerulean zinc
firmino wasnt even on the bench ffs\
cerulean zinc
he's trying <:ramy_L:855121257623715900>
i wish he would stop pretending
hes cringe
granite notch
i think he should get someone to explain some stuff to him.
well at least he calls it football tho
humble carbon
@subtle plover This Bayer Leverkusen badge seems kinda different
zealous drum
If RM took Liverpools place
Oh cool but we beat em 3-1 and 1-0
subtle plover
<@108351668629827584> This Bayer Leverkusen badge seems kinda different
Looks fine to me
harsh drum
Ronaldo comeback to madrid!
granite notch
prime steppe
Ronaldo comeback to madrid!
Mariano>
deep burrow
i cringe less when i see speed talking about football
You know it’s obvious he is not serious
Obviously he isn’t serious and doing it on purpose
Speed collecting fans from everywhere
stone bridge
i cringe less when i see speed talking about football
remember him playing fifa
and he sold ronaldo
stone bridge
Obviously he isn’t serious and doing it on purpose
yeah
he's acting dumb on purpose
Which is smaet
Smart*
It gets him more attention
deep burrow
and he sold ronaldo
He also chose messi in a pack on purpose and acted as he was mad
granite notch
Man utd are amazing! Just need to work on their short + long passing, shooting, movement off the ball, positioning, crossing, decision-making, set pieces, man-marking, dribbling, fitness, ball control, tackling, counter-attacking, overlapping, running, blocking & scoring goals
stone bridge
Man utd are amazing! Just need to work on their short + long passing, shooting, ...
Man United's only weakness: Football
stone bridge
I feel like if he talked about football for real
Yeah
stone bridge
Yeah
earnest tusk
Brighton*
deep burrow
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Man United:
earnest tusk
Tuff
stone bridge
Varchester Penited is so finished this season 😂😂
deep burrow
Varchester Penited is so finished this season 😂😂
I don’t think you should call them varchester
Because they are so finished
stone bridge
True
stone bridge
Nah
stone bridge
You know what a joke is?
glad kelp
jokes are meant to bang
stone bridge
And that one didn't
deep burrow
Varchester Penited
I think he was joking tbh
glad kelp
clearly didn’t
stone bridge
You have a point
deep burrow
jokes are meant to bang
Tbh I found it funny after they lost 4-0 to Brighton
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stone bridge
But why do you feel the need to sht on a lighthearted joke
stone bridge
I've found it funny a couple times especially when United gets finished
But humor is different for people
So I see your point
deep burrow
I heard people call it benzema FC
stone bridge
oilchester shitty fc
deep burrow
Tbh Oilchistee pity would never win against Real Madrid after all they lost against Tottenham
stone bridge
They did?
deep burrow
Yeah they did
harsh drum
Cr7 would have so many assist if man u was good
warped vapor
tottenham is kryptonite
deep burrow
They lost twice
warped vapor
and august
harsh drum
Did you see how bruno miss a 1v1 vs the gk
warped vapor
no
harsh drum
When cr7 passed the ball
stone bridge
Nah I didn't watch the Brighton v United game yet
warped vapor
4-0 highlights will be sweet
stone bridge
The score is enough to make me laugh though
stone bridge
United ain't even going to the conference league this year
stone bridge
How can I send vids
You need I think level 2 - 4M
deep burrow
Ronaldo will probably leave
stone bridge
Yeah
harsh drum
He needs to comeback to madrid
deep burrow
How is he even able to play for United
harsh drum
If madrid don’t get mbappe
deep burrow
I’d hate the club
stone bridge
I feel bad for him
deep burrow
He needs to comeback to madrid
Nah ac Milan will get him 
stone bridge
Because Ronaldo is in a team that has zero chemistry zero teamwork zero playmaking
Atm
deep burrow
Because Ronaldo is in a team that has zero chemistry zero teamwork zero playmaki...
Yet he is the only one contributing
stone bridge
Literally
harsh drum
Bruno is ass
stone bridge
He's carrying United
harsh drum
Yea
stone bridge
United would be like 14th rn without him
If Ronaldo didn't join United this would be their record worst season
harsh drum
Cr7 would have 10+ assist if man u never wasted opportunities btw
deep burrow
Fun fact United score in 8 goals in like 10 games or whatever 7 of them are Ronaldo
And one of them is Harry maguire
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deep burrow
And they say they are the problem
stone bridge
Cr7 would have 10+ assist if man u never wasted opportunities btw
You know how it goes, they got an £80 million fridge running around "defending
harsh drum
Fun fact United score in 8 goals in like 10 games or whatever 7 of them are Rona...
It was united last 10 goals 8 came from ronaldo
deep burrow
It was united last 10 goals 8 came from ronaldo
2 from maguire then 💀
deep burrow
That fridge can headbutt btw
stone bridge
That fridge can headbutt btw
With that 10-star forehead
onyx orbit
Varane was horrid jesus christ
harsh drum
I feel like bruno and ronaldo don’t have good chemistry
stone bridge
Of course
deep burrow
Why was he so expensive
The guy was actually performing before coming to United tbh and in England he sill does
harsh drum
Dude has missed every shot when ronaldo passes to him
onyx orbit
France really say they're "The best squad in the world" while having 2 united players in their starting 11 😭
deep burrow
Just need the right manager
stone bridge
Ten Haag I think will not bring back United
Hopefully he will but
He might get sacked
Remember United's hopes for Rangnick?
At least what I remember
deep burrow
Ten Haag I think will not bring back United
United will always fail with the glazers
stone bridge
If United's legacy was a gingerbread house, then Moyes chipped off a big piece, and so did the following managers
stone bridge
Horrendous
harsh drum
Same
stone bridge
Look at his expression at the end
harsh drum
He’s frustrated
stone bridge
Very
harsh drum
He likes man u but he knows they can’t compete
stone bridge
He should go back to Madrid
harsh drum
Yep
stone bridge
He likes man u but he knows they can’t compete
Yeah
Current Utd squad is severely underperforming
It's even worse than PissG's chemistry
harsh drum
Ik it won’t happen but imagine cr7 mbappe and benzema
stone bridge
My friends and I wonder that too
He should finish his career there
He was so happy in RM
Same with Messi
He should go back to Barca
But he can't
harsh drum
Yea
I would like 2 things either cr7 finishes his career in madrid or plays with messi
native lance
I would like 2 things either cr7 finishes his career in madrid or plays with mes...
Why do people STILL want Ronaldo to play with Messi 💀
Ok back then it would of been good
But now bruh
It wouldn't be that big
As it would of been
Back then if they played together it would mean alot in football
Now they will keep losing since Messi isn't in his best form, or Ronaldo
stone bridge
It would have been the ultimate La Liga if those two played together in their prime years
But now not so much
native lance
If Ronaldo goes psg? How is he gonna replace mbappe
native lance
It would have been the ultimate La Liga if those two played together in their pr...
Ye
True
stone bridge
Same
stone bridge
I'm just really glad Ramos wasn't in the match against Real Madrid
native lance
Like he goes to a oil club cuz barca kicked him out
native lance
Didn't Messi say in 2009 " he will never leave barca, unless they kick me out"
stone bridge
Yeah
native lance
He actually said that
stone bridge
He even halved his contract to continue playing
But league rules said he couldn't lower it anymore than 50%
I think he said something about even reducing his contract to 30% lower or more
I think
That's literally how much he loves Barca
stone bridge
And while I am a Ronaldo fan I really feel bad for Messi like that
His passion for Barca
native lance
Man is a alien
native lance
harsh drum
Why do people STILL want Ronaldo to play with Messi 💀
Because it would be a good duo even if they aren’t the same
native lance
Ronaldo is a machine
Tbh if Messi and Ronaldo started the same time, Messi would have the better career stats
harsh drum
Cr7 is scoring goals in the hardest league and messi has a lot of assist
native lance
Even as a Ronaldo fan I'm saying that
stone bridge
Tbh if Messi and Ronaldo started the same time, Messi would have the better care...
Honestly I would think so as well
stone bridge
Lmao
harsh drum
Didn't Pele say Ronaldo is the goat? Then couple months later he said Messi
Ik he said cr7
oak panther
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wanton adder
Didn't Messi also predict the Var
Well tbh its not that hard to predict its just a monitor that helps the ref make decisions i feel like many ppl expected it to br made at some point
granite notch
💀
granite notch
Isn't that the Ronaldo Audio
Yeah it fits with the man city admin tho 😂
neon ice
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neon ice
if it wasn't then how could i prove it is?
make it make sense
as the post clearly says, im happy to show uefa invoices for the tickets with my name and site's sales email on.
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granite notch
Just Dm them a picture of Rodrygo
Sent
stone bridge
Lmfaoo
granite notch
Now I gotta wait
subtle plover
Man united went from "give us bayern, we will win everything now that the GOAT is back" to europa (conference) league and getting battered by everyone
proud cedar
Man united went from "give us bayern, we will win everything now that the GOAT i...
They will be losing to Bodo Glimit on a daily
peak cliff
that was a lucky shot
spurs deserved it
but still yeah diaz saved liv in that match
even if its a lucky shot
dense agate
Utd is Ronaldo FC, Chelsea Lukaku FC and Liverpool Luis Diaz FC
dense agate
man, imagine spurs with luis diaz
peak cliff
where is he gonna play
dense agate
Son, Kane and Diaz front 3
peak cliff
rw?
son is lw and kane is striker
and diaz can play as a striker and left winger
but i think son can play as a right winger
wanton adder
Cristiano Rodryno
Rodryinho
forest tapir
but i think son can play as a right winger
He’s two footed
wanton adder
Utd needs a whole new starting 11
forest tapir
He can
peak cliff
bruno is shit this season
forest tapir
Utd needs a whole new starting 11
Forwards are fine
wanton adder
Forwards are fine
What forwards? Cr7?
forest tapir
The defence needs to be completely re-done and the midfield needs to be improved
forest tapir
What forwards? Cr7?
Yeah Sancho is also good on the wing
peak cliff
sancho will improve hes young, elanga is young and can imrpove, cr7 is cr7, rashford is so bad he needs to leave, bruno is shit this season
forest tapir
But I don’t think Rashford fits Man U
wanton adder
sancho will improve hes young, elanga is young and can imrpove, cr7 is cr7, rash...
Cr7 is old he is no long term forward and the mid is pretty bad
forest tapir
bro rashford isnt young
He’s like 23
something like that
He can improve or return to his old form
peak cliff
He’s like 23
nah
24 years
31 October 1997
he can improve
but if you have watched all manu matches this season
he wass so fucking bad
peak cliff
Cr7 is old he is no long term forward and the mid is pretty bad
true we need a forward like nunez
but he doesnt likes manu
wanton adder
He wants liverpool for obvious reasons they are just wayy better atm
peak cliff
He wants liverpool for obvious reasons they are just wayy better atm
idk if liverpool wants him
they already have so many forwards
native lance
Utd needs a whole new starting 11
Fr
true peak
Well except Cristiano
warped vapor
sancho can stay
warped vapor
sancho bruno ronaldo fred maguire varane
true peak
Fred?
true peak
Elanga and Garnacho should stay
storm seal
lmfao brighton
true peak
Loan Garnacho
Also the loanees uhh
Not sure what to do with Pellistri
He’s still young but hasn’t done much in laliga
magic juniper
why's everyone hating on Salah
burnt cliff
why's everyone hating on Salah
They are racist
modern verge
Glory Glory Man United
Glory, Glory, Man United
Glory, Glory, Man United
As the Reds go marching to UECL
spiral musk
there we go lol
granite notch
Donde esta Penaldo
subtle plover
They will be losing to Bodo Glimit on a daily
At least Ronaldo gets a chance to pad his goals against the likes of F91 Dudelange, Neftçi Baku and Kairat almaty
granite notch
Oh wait we saw him today
subtle plover
He likes those countries in international so now he can experience the same at club level!
modern verge
Did Ronaldo perform yesterday
subtle plover
who?
subtle plover
check scoreline
magic juniper
Glory Glory Man United
Glory, Glory, Man United
Glory, Glory, Man United
As the...
I love watching United fans cry, it’s a lifestyle 💫 a reason to breathe 🤲 an escape from this evil world filled with thieves 🌏 It’s art 🖼 the first gift you open on Xmas 🎁 a hug from a loved one 🤗 everything you’ve ever wanted💝
forest tapir
why's everyone hating on Salah
Wym
forest tapir
I love watching United fans cry, it’s a lifestyle 💫 a reason to breathe 🤲 an ...
Bruh
I don’t get why people hate on united
It only makes sense to hate them if u supported a big prem club from the 90’s to 2010
subtle plover
hate =/= banter
modern verge
I don’t get why people hate on united
Are u A Barca, Real, City, ManU fan
magic juniper
It only makes sense to hate them if u supported a big prem club from the 90’s to...
does 2013 count
modern verge
One guy on insta started posting fake stats
I proved him wrong
So he started crying and started having a go on my profile picture cause apparently "You are scared to post your looks and hide behind washed up gaming protagonists"
And ofc, it's an Indian Muslim
peak cliff
And ofc, it's an Indian Muslim
Racism?
forest tapir
Are u A Barca, Real, City, ManU fan
None
forest tapir
hate =/= banter
Ik but people hate on Man U
modern verge
Racism?
How's that racist
I literally have no problem to Indian Muslims
But they got no football knowledge
Most of them
Not all
worn fiber
Sometimes you gotta raise your hands up and say what a UCL qualification for Ronaldo!
forest tapir
Sometimes you gotta raise your hands up and say what a UCL qualification for Ron...
He’s won the same amount of UCL’s as ur Barca
worn fiber
He’s won the same amount of UCL’s as ur Barca
nice trophy for Ronaldo
And why do you support rivals 😭
subtle plover
nah they won the "we took more points from Tottenham this season than Liverpool" trophy
worn fiber
lmaoo
granite notch
Crystal Palace gonna be feasting on United
forest tapir
And why do you support rivals 😭
I don’t know what’s more concerning between climate change and how nobody can tell my name is a joke in this server
granite notch
can't wait
forest tapir
💀
solemn tusk
Crystal Palace gonna be feasting on United
worn fiber
Palace wins 2-1 imo
grand tangle
Man United is out of UCL right boys?
worn fiber
ur small
worn fiber
Man United is out of UCL right boys?
yep
forest tapir
Barcelona hasnt been the same since origi 😹
Probably will never be again
worn fiber
West Ham to win all rest of the games for Man U to go to conference 😭
shit would be hilarious s
forest tapir
Don’t they play Liverpool and city
subtle plover
Man united only have 1 match remaining
subtle plover
Yeah it will be that match which will force the PL to make an "own goalden boot"
Awarded to the player with the most own goals each season
wanton adder
warped vapor
maguire been better than vvd
wanton adder
He is the goat
proud cedar
maguire been better than vvd
Why is blud here
warped vapor
Why is blud here
exactly
warped vapor
I'm asking
left rejoined
proud cedar
Why
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proud cedar
So u want to send the Haaland why not gif
warped vapor
no
proud cedar
L imo
proud cedar
can’t explain with gifs
Explain in fortnite terms
warped vapor
Explain in fortnite terms
bush camper comes out of nowhere and wipes ur squad
proud cedar
O
Rodrygo third partied your ass now u are getting harassed for being a man shitty fan
W
heavy crest
Unpopular opinion: The ballon d'or gets too much hate, I personally think most years the winners are fairly chosen
warped vapor
Unpopular opinion: The ballon d'or gets too much hate, I personally think most y...
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ballon dor is fraudulent
heavy crest
ballon dor is fraudulent
it depends on bias. If lewy won ballon dor this year messi fans would call it fraudulent. Since he did win ronaldo fans are saying it
warped vapor
kjaer got like 18th
heavy crest
kjaer got like 18th
im glad he did
warped vapor
yet bro did like nothing
heavy crest
yet bro did like nothing
ok he was insane for milan
warped vapor
in terms of game
warped vapor
ok he was insane for milan
dunno about this
heavy crest
but you dont watch serie a I assume
warped vapor
don’t watch a lot
heavy crest
dunno about this
check how many goals milan conceded with him at the back
warped vapor
but like
heavy crest
havent seen a single mistake from him
warped vapor
bro was higher than dias
heavy crest
bro was higher than dias
lol true
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warped vapor
fairs
heavy crest
Jorginho was above Benze
still pissed about this as a barca fan
warped vapor
to be fair
heavy crest
Jorginho was carried by trophies
warped vapor
i feel like the ballon dor is hated mostly because of the rankings itself
heavy crest
another unpopular opinion: trophies should have a small influence on a players ballon dor
warped vapor
cause the person who got it deserved it until like maybe 2/3 years ago
heavy crest
i feel like the ballon dor is hated mostly because of the rankings itself
nah people just want more variety. They say messi and ronaldo robbed others but in reality they are just too good
warped vapor
yeh
warped vapor
another unpopular opinion: trophies should have a small influence on a players ...
W
shouldn’t even be unpopular fr i agree w that
heavy crest
For example, ribery won everything in 2013 and was class but no one cares ronaldo was still better
warped vapor
yeh
heavy crest
Same goes for messi and van dijk in 2019 though they are kinda incomparable
granite notch
another unpopular opinion: trophies should have a small influence on a players ...
This right here
heavy crest
unfortonately jorginho disagrees