football-lounge

[granite notch]

''Surely Real can't get lucky again against a much stronger team now (city)'' 3 days ago

If he scores 1 he has most knockout goals oat

[forest tapir]

A hat trick in the final would be crazy

[warm hound]

This champions league for Real Madrid has been by far the luckiest run I have seen first psg donnaruma second Chelsea mendy and third Man City dominated but didn’t score and the refs were giving yellows to Casio

[granite notch]

Rn he has shared with RONALDO

[subtle plover]

1 more benzema goal makes him the sole top scorer in a single season's UCL knockout stage

[granite notch]

3 - 1 coming tho, its written in the stars sorry not sorry

[granite notch]

Should be talked about more

[warm hound]

🤣

[forest tapir]

Casual take

Chelsea were given an unfair goal from that corner

They had unfair calls

And only smart people know that real have been unlucky this whole time

Not lucky

[hard relic]

"by far the luckiest"
Villarreal - Hold My Beer

[warm hound]

If Real Madrid don’t win then they have to be grateful for what they have achieved

There are young players

They can learn that experience

[warm hound]

Nah

Unai masterclass 🤣

Well if I’m being honest yes and no

[granite notch]

How do you define lucky in football?

[warm hound]

Actually I call it a curse

[granite notch]

Just because the other team have more chances dosent mean lucky

[warm hound]

Donna and mendy making mistakes is written in the stars

[granite notch]

April 27th

Proof of me predicting 3 - 1

fake

But if you have very few chances and make bad out of thoose and still manages to score somehow

Then its lucky

[warm hound]

He fakes his reaction

[brazen crater]

James Tavernier has scored 7 goals in the knockouts of european football this season

[granite notch]

go look on twitter, its right there

[brazen crater]

Its all about the Rangers

[forest tapir]

Can he do it in the UCL though

[granite notch]

Real 3 - 1 Liverpool my prediction

😂

[brazen crater]

We’ll see next season

[granite notch]

my idolo

no 😰

This One sexy tho

[left wasp]

Wtf am I looking at 😂

[umbral forge]

[dire stag]

I don’t wanna sleep lol

[left wasp]

[dire stag]

But I gotta go to school tomorrow

[granite notch]

there is school in real life ?

[dire stag]

Yeah?

Wdym cos of covid?

[granite notch]

nah im just out of it for too long 😄

thought nowadays youtube is school for kids

[dire stag]

Ohh hahahha

[left wasp]

I'm off for 5 weeks due to exams lol

[dire stag]

I wish

[dire stag]

How does that make sense 😭

[granite notch]

being an influencer is the go to 😄

[left wasp]

I don't go back until the 6 of July

[left wasp]

Study leave

[dire stag]

Is that a thing up in Scotland wow

[left wasp]

Yeah

[dire stag]

Mine start on the 17th

Can’t wait 😩

[left wasp]

It's like

[harsh drum]

Madrid

[left wasp]

You take time to study then go in the day your exam is

Then go home

[dire stag]

Ohhhh

[left wasp]

But I don't have any exams so I just get to chill and watch football lol

[dire stag]

I might not make the exams cos on that Saturday a few days before mine start

I’m gonna get fucking hammered

Last chance of fun for a month lol

[left wasp]

Lol

[dire stag]

Rangers hearts n Liverpool Chelsea all in the same day

Sounds like a treat

[granite notch]

Im happy to say that I have the same amount of UCLS as P$G and Man City. It's a proud achievement and I thought I could never reach it.

[dire stag]

Lmao

[forest tapir]

Do you guys think Benzema this single UCL campaign has been better than Messi in all of his UCL campaigns?

[dire stag]

Probably not

[fiery star]

no

not at all

[granite notch]

RM = 13 UCL = 1 3 = 1 - 3

3 - 1

[brazen crater]

https://youtu.be/XitegYosG8s

[dire stag]

Not again please

[dire stag]

I love ally mcoist

[brazen crater]

I fucking love Rangers

[dire stag]

He’s a great pundit a great commentator and a great person

[brazen crater]

Half tempted to book up for the super cup

Flights only £13 apparently

[uncut pike]

Rangers vs Frankfurt

And RMA vs Liverpool

Good match ups

Where is the uel final ?

[brazen crater]

Roma vs Feyenord will be great

[granite notch]

Sevilla

[brazen crater]

Seville

[uncut pike]

Nice

that’s a good location

[dire stag]

Yeah

Nice sunny day in Seville

Hopefully

[uncut pike]

Hopefully sunny in Paris

[dire stag]

Eh

[vast sandal]

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[dire stag]

Paris is a shithole

Just a big lamppost there that’s about it

[brazen crater]

Seville then helsinki

Bringing back 2 european trophies

[dire stag]

I hope we have a Scottish team in our UCL group next season

Would be a good away game to watch

[brazen crater]

Good chance of 2 scottish teams now

Hearts in the europa / conference

And maybe one more in the conference

[forest tapir]

What was a better UCL season that he had

[fiery star]

i read your question as "is benzemas UCL campaign rn better than all of messi's"

i mean maybe better than any of his individual ones bar maybe 2011/2012 from an individual standpoint

[wanton adder]

Tbh it might be if ur talking abt individual performance

[uncut pike]

Dani Alves is out here spitting facts 😤

Alves knows ball

[wanton adder]

Yeah wtf is luck this isnt some casino

[wanton adder]

Ur either better and u win or worse and u lose

[severe wharf]

anyone know how i can impress the coaches at my 3rd and final tryout for a u16 semi pro team?

[plush prism]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-lebowski-what-the-hell-what-the-fuck-huh-what-gif-16553984

[plush prism]

can u pass with ur left foot

[severe wharf]

uh

like

so

next question

[plush prism]

😳

[severe wharf]

💀

yea i can but im not messi

[plush prism]

ok no worries

if u cant do anything with ur left foot then

run around really really fast a lot and two foot someone

bc that shows passion

coaches like that

[severe wharf]

we had a 11v11 game today for the 2nd tryout and i won us a pen and scored a goal outside of the box

got the only 2 goals of the match

[plush prism]

did u do a panenka

[severe wharf]

no 💀

i didint take the penalty but the coach still praised me for winning it

[plush prism]

ok sounds like ur coach likes u

[severe wharf]

igh ill lyk if i make the team

[spiral musk]

You earned that, Best of luck in the final

[buoyant shale]

cheers pal

[uncut pike]

Luis Diaz says he would like to play for Barcelona wonder if he will ever get the move

I know he just got to Liverpool lol

[left wasp]

Huh I can do all of that

[granite notch]

Rangers in the finals damn

[left wasp]

I'm sure I'll do fine

[granite notch]

I'm pushing my hopes to Frankfurt

Knowing Barcelona they definitely are not getting luis diaz in the future

[granite notch]

Nah nah how the hell is gerrard hyped

he's mid at best

[spiral musk]

Couldn't help but notice the name is similar to my surname, gotta love the scottish connection with Calhoun and the Colquhoun side from up there in Luss

[buoyant shale]

who?

[granite notch]

Steven, your former manager

Even as a Liverpool fan he's not Prem standards

[buoyant shale]

thats not how you spell GIOVANNI VAN BRONCKHORST

[granite notch]

Either Bronckhorst is really good or Gerrard is average

[dire stag]

Is he giving someone the 2 fingers

Imagine

[granite notch]

He has Moluccan blood 💪

Basically Indonesian

[plush prism]

what happened to marc overmars

[still plaza]

He got hired at Antwerp

[subtle plover]

I'm trying to do a challenge to name the best XI in each world cup group that has all 4 teams fully decided, but have to use at least 1 player from eaach team

[left wasp]

daddy gio

[subtle plover]

this is pretty scuffed but idk I tried lmao

[still plaza]

Danjuma isn't even in our own starting XI

But he is in the combined one

😭

[subtle plover]

yes danjuma is better than that rap merchant

[still plaza]

Switch Danjuma and Mane tho. Danjuma doesn't play on the right.

[still plaza]

Yeah

I doubt he will play over him tho

[subtle plover]

picking the positions was harder than the players LMAO

[still plaza]

Tagliafico 😭 😭

[subtle plover]

literally just argentina players + exactly 1 each from the other 3

[still plaza]

Surely there's a better player than him

[subtle plover]

is there really

[still plaza]

There has to be

[subtle plover]

not in that group

[still plaza]

He doesn't start for Argentina or does he?

[flat moth]

Acuna in place of taglia

[subtle plover]

ah yes

[still plaza]

He doesn't start for Ajax either

[flat moth]

Seeing this I realised even more that Argentina got a very easy group

[still plaza]

Been bench for a year now

[flat moth]

England and Argentina probably have the easiest groups I think

[subtle plover]

saudi arabia's team all play locally

poland is lewandowski + literal nobodies

[still plaza]

I think so too

[subtle plover]

except maybe matty cash lmao

and mexico well

[still plaza]

They all kept saying we had the easiest group

[subtle plover]

their "big names" aren't so big anymore

[still plaza]

But I don't think so tbh

[flat moth]

France’s also is easy,
But Denmark can pose a challenge

[vast sandal]

React to this message to get the English Football role which grants you access to the English Football channel

[still plaza]

Brazil is easy too

[flat moth]

Not at all lol

[dry needle]

Denmark is really good tho

[flat moth]

Your group is was harder than Argentina’s or englands

[still plaza]

Harder than Brazil too tbh

[flat moth]

For them yeah,
But still serbia and Switzerland are better opponents than any of the ones England or Argentina will face

[subtle plover]

switzerland is way better than USA and mexico

[flat moth]

Yeah

[still plaza]

If you make one of those starting XIs you will end up with 8 Brazil players as well lol

[subtle plover]

usa and mexico being in pot 2 was the meme of the world cup seeding

in 2018 it was poland being pot 1 that was the meme

peru pot 2 kinda was too

[still plaza]

Are Romero and Otamendi the cb duo at Argentina?

[flat moth]

Yeah

Lisandro is backup

To them

[still plaza]

That's insane

[flat moth]

Otamendi plays great with romero

[still plaza]

How do you not start Lisandro lol

[subtle plover]

argentina have a super strong all around squad

[flat moth]

And romero ofc is great

[subtle plover]

romero + otamendi was the cb duo for the copa

pretty sure

[flat moth]

idk about super strong
But yeah it’s good

[still plaza]

Best player in eredivisie imo

[flat moth]

Yeah it was

[subtle plover]

it's better than any argentina squad since 2006

[flat moth]

Yeah

Only squads I will call super strong rn are England and France

France definitely the best

[still plaza]

They should really start Martinez and Romero

[flat moth]

But I feel they will lose

[still plaza]

Instead of Otamendi

[subtle plover]

otamendi romero is the tried and tested

[flat moth]

Otamendi has been working well tbh

[subtle plover]

for now

[flat moth]

It’s not like he has been shit

[still plaza]

Martinez is for sure the better player

[flat moth]

He is

But otamendi has been working very well next to romero

So maybe scaloni just doesn’t want to break a tried and tested partnership

Either way they have tons of games to experiment till November

[still plaza]

Underrated player tbh. All people talk about for Ajax talents are Antony and Gravenberch. But Martinez is the best player there atm

[flat moth]

Martinez is a class cb

Post 2022 world cup he will probably be the definite starter for Argentina too

[still plaza]

Easily the best in the league

Could make a transfer this summer maybe

[subtle plover]

he isn't linked to man united so clearly he isn't that good /s

[still plaza]

He should go to Barca

[subtle plover]

rumour fc

[still plaza]

United are only linked with overrated players

[fiery star]

argentina also have arguably the best chemistry

[subtle plover]

like nkunku right

[fiery star]

and a good coach in scaloni

[flat moth]

Will be a great signing for both parties but Barcelona’s financial condition won’t let it happen

[still plaza]

They should try Martinez and Romero tbh. Man that's insane lol.

That's better than our defence lol

[subtle plover]

they should get the guy who played under ten hag at ajax, brobbey

[fiery star]

martinez will be better than otamendi for a world cup

otamendi wont be able to get away with his reckless challenges

[still plaza]

Also Martinez has a left foot. And Romero right. It's convenient ig.

Not that it matters that much

But it's a nice detail lol

[still plaza]

I dunno tbh should they?

He was never a starter tbh

[subtle plover]

I mean instead of nkunku

[gusty parrot]

Brobbey 💀

[granite notch]

how do i change roles

[gusty parrot]

your old account here got….banned?

🤨

[subtle plover]

that's some great info to tell the mods

[flat moth]

idk about it being better than your defence as you still have Vvd.
Though yeah Lisandro And Romero probably are better then de ligt, botman and ake atm

[still plaza]

Just vvd isn't better than those 2 tbh lol

[flat moth]

True

Man ngl I wouldn’t have imagined saying Lisandro>de ligt 3 years ago

[still plaza]

Botman also isn't even in the squad

Not even bench

[granite notch]

i didnt get banned from the server

my ACCOUNT got banned

[flat moth]

Oh

[granite notch]

thats why no pfp

[flat moth]

What was your old account

[flat moth]

Wait why lol

[flat moth]

I think people who don’t watch either will still cancel me for this take lol

[granite notch]

CHRL806 lol

[still plaza]

In the end de Ligt is probably better. Just that his slip ups are so annoying sometimes.

[flat moth]

@granite notch ?

[granite notch]

Yes

[still plaza]

He didn't get selected idk

[flat moth]

Alright

[subtle plover]

de ligt is better as long as he isn't playing volleyball on the pitch

[flat moth]

Yeah probably

[still plaza]

The left center back spot is where Botman would play I guess

But he already selected Blind and Ake for that

[flat moth]

Netherlands use 3atb?

[still plaza]

Yes

[flat moth]

Aah

[vast sandal]

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[flat moth]

Who are the wing backs
Dumfries and?

[still plaza]

Malacia probably lol

[subtle plover]

where did wijndal go

[granite notch]

SMART FRIES 😂😂 🤣 😜

[still plaza]

Dunno tbh

Did he play?

[uncut pike]

One of my favorites WC goals

[reef bison]

Get a role for your favorite team and access the team channel, head over to #bot-sandbox and type //intro

[uncut pike]

Art

[subtle plover]

sent yoshida back to nagoya grampus

[still plaza]

You can watch him in the conference league final btw

[fleet gust]

https://twitter.com/SexyPasses/status/1517160227191222272?t=2tDSFwxduSJ9jaOrgEFooA&s=19

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Hazards dribble here is something the stats don't show

[granite notch]

His volley >

[uncut pike]

I prefer this one

Vs japan

More technique

[fiery star]

nah the volley was better

the timing to be able to hit that this so perfectly

[granite notch]

The volley is harder to pull off

[fiery star]

while turning around

[granite notch]

Fr

[fiery star]

the japan goal is insane too

[granite notch]

Ye it's close second

[still plaza]

Also Malacia is rumoured to United. If you're rumoured to United you're granted a spot tbh

[subtle plover]

every summer "list of players to link to man united"

[granite notch]

Malacia + Antony???

[fleet gust]

wtf United is buying a whole country

[granite notch]

Fr

ye

pls liverpool win ucl final

go reds youll never walk alone

aleikum salam liverppol salah

I want Liverpool to win but if real wins tbh it's more deserved because they beat Psg, Chelsea, Man City (and Liverpool if they win) and that's crazy

[still plaza]

Who else is coming?

[granite notch]

That goal-line clearance tho 😳

[subtle plover]

I respect both liverpool and real madrid

[granite notch]

GERS WILL WIN UCL 😡 🍺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[still plaza]

I hope they both lose but they can't 😭

[subtle plover]

then again a lot of it has to do with man city and paris saint germain being man city and paris saint germain

[granite notch]

Lmao

[magic juniper]

Omar al somah >Messi

[granite notch]

Who's that

[magic juniper]

best player itw

[still plaza]

I feel like they were the worse team against all 3 of them tbh. Yet they still managed to make it lol. They're so clinical.

[subtle plover]

they played second best against paris and man city but they found something out of nothing

second leg against chelsea they were awful too but same thing

[brazen crater]

Just wait till wee diallo has to go back to manchester 😭

[magic juniper]

no lad

real Madrid >Liverpool =man city >chelsea >psg

[uncut pike]

Who’s under more pressure to Win UCL PSG or MAN CITY ?

[vapid shard]

city

[magic juniper]

it's almost impossible for psg

[vapid shard]

theyve spent like 500 billion in the last 10 years

and still didnt win

and htey have one of the best managers

thtas why i dont like pep

i think hes overrated

couldnt win a ucl with bayern either

[magic juniper]

fr klopp clear

[vapid shard]

alr bro slow ur rolls

pep is better

[magic juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-klopp-kloopboom-ohyeah-yeah-gif-10830276

[magic juniper]

😂

[vapid shard]

just cuz he overrated doesnt mean hes not good

[magic juniper]

lad we spend less than rangers and celtic and leipzeg etc and still manage to win ucl

what u on about

[flat moth]

media pressure is probably more on city
Club/fan pressure on PSG

[vapid shard]

i do agree that klopp has one of the best scouters but pep has way better tactics and experience

[fleet gust]

can't believe rangers will play vs the team that saka scored his first goal against

[magic juniper]

just cuz pep moves his hand doesn't mean he has good tactics

[vapid shard]

just cuz klopp makes good signings doesnt mean hes better than pep

[magic juniper]

ancelotti hit him with the face

and beat Him

[vapid shard]

yesssirrrrrrrrrr

[magic juniper]

lad klopp makes players feel better

klopp is like a dad

for most players

you don't know how much I love klopp man

if he leaves we're fucked

[vapid shard]

so what ur saying is u think klopp is a better manager cuz u like him more

[magic juniper]

nah I love him cus he's such a great manager

[vapid shard]

alr

anyways

[magic juniper]

I have a question btw

lmg

either saudi

or Qatar

[vapid shard]

what

what is lmg

[magic juniper]

let me guess

[magic juniper]

answer lad where u from

[vapid shard]

lebanon

[umbral forge]

Klopp > Pep IMO

[magic juniper]

exactly

[umbral forge]

Klopp built a team that is widely considered the strongest in the world

Pep was just given money and bought superstars from everywhere

[magic juniper]

he's like a father to the players

[vapid shard]

pep revolutionized the coaching world. hes the reason why many managers are where they are today

[magic juniper]

😂

[vapid shard]

why do u care?

[umbral forge]

Beside salah, you have players like Mane which I doubt anybody knew aside from EPL fans

[subtle plover]

he did come from salzburg

[umbral forge]

Van Dijk, the best CB ITW right now was bantered when Liverpool first bought him for 70m - people starting calling it a waste and shit

and then you have many smart signings such as Luis Diaz and konate

[buoyant shale]

excuse me?

[granite notch]

luis diaz is so good

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-luisdiaz-diaz-touch-jugadas-gif-25517308

[umbral forge]

City signed Nathan ake for like what? 47m? I think Liverpool signed konate for the same amount

[buoyant shale]

liverpool spend less than rangers? are you coked up ya daftie?

"The boffins at the CIES Football Observatory have delved into the numbers regarding every window since the summer of 2012 involving teams from big five European leagues in England, Italy, Spain, Germany and France.

Using widely reported fees that include all eventual add-ons, they have calculated the Reds have spent £955million on transfers, placing them eighth in the overall list of top spenders."

[umbral forge]

Liverpool have spent less compared to the other big teams in the prem

[subtle plover]

liverpool sold coutinho before signing alisson and van dijk

[umbral forge]

Also this ^

Coutinho was a real leader in the team

Was their best player that time

But his sale to Barca didn’t really affect anything

In-fact, Liverpool got to the CL Final

[surreal crest]

i hope liverpool chokes

[umbral forge]

they won’t

Liverpool are going to win this

IMO

Real Madrid might’ve faced harder teams but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re better

Or shit

Liverpool must be wary of complacency and I’m sure they will considering the scenarios Real Madrid went through to get to this point

[buoyant shale]

which still makes them one of the biggest spenders in world football

tv money in the EPL is ridiculous

cant wait for the bubble to burst

[umbral forge]

yes, they’re obviously big spenders but compared to clubs their size it’s pretty small

[dire stag]

Ah shite I’ve just realised how much of an idiot I’ve been sounding

[umbral forge]

City, Arsenal, United, Chelsea, even Everton spent more ever since Jurgen Klopp took over

[dire stag]

I thought the Scottish cup final was next weekend 😭

Cos hearts play rangers

Fuck sake

Oh well I’ll still watch the league game

[buoyant shale]

"clubs their size" rangers and celtic are bigger than 90% of the english prem clubs and have a fraction of the budget

[umbral forge]

I don’t even mean history when I say clubs their size

you’re stupid if you thought that’s what I meant

🤷‍♂️

bros too dumb to comprehend

[buoyant shale]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-shrug-不造-i-dont-know-gif-5094560

dont talk pish and folk wont correct you

[umbral forge]

what

now that’s when I exactly know you have no points

[buoyant shale]

lol from the fud who fails to define what he means by bigger then starts cryin when someone points it out

have a night off lad

[umbral forge]

don’t know but you should’ve known that I wasn’t talking about history when I said “clubs their size”

because I have no idea how a clubs history is related to this discussion

https://tenor.com/view/clown-nose-joker-funny-dropped-gif-23619188

[buoyant shale]

mate im far too happy with my teams performance to waste time arguing with you

[umbral forge]

ok

[umbral forge]

then you shouldn’t have argued in the first place

🤡

[buoyant shale]

lol i responded to someone who claimed liverpool spend less than rangers

and you decided to jump in with some irrelevant and incorrect shite

[umbral forge]

well they’re obviously false

[umbral forge]

??

the fact that Liverpool spent less in the past 6 seasons or so compared to other EPL clubs isn’t false

idk what you’re on about

[buoyant shale]

usually when people talk about big clubs they dont mean who has the most oil money in the bank

not my problem you made a snafu

blocking you now, enjoy your night pal

[umbral forge]

depends on what you’re talking about exactly

[umbral forge]

anyone with a functioning brain would know club history is clearly not related to this discussion

[umbral forge]

ok

gonna go play FM, no clue why I was wasting my time with mentally disabled people here

[granite notch]

It's almost weekend

time for weekend games

[granite notch]

Based kinda

Replace Rangers with Celtic

[forest tapir]

😂

[buoyant shale]

celtic live in our shadow

and always will

[forest tapir]

Rangers fans are annoying online

But in real life they are cool

[uncut pike]

Gareth bale getting ready for the final against Liverpool

[buoyant shale]

not as annoying as wierdos with four clubs in their name lmao

[granite notch]

Rangers twitter is toxic as hell
Especially fans who support Rangers & Millwal

[violet iron]

Is that a common combo?

[buoyant shale]

lol never heard of it in my life

twitter is toxic? say it isnt so

[granite notch]

well, some support both cause of they're both tory clubs

[buoyant shale]

lol Rangers arent a tory club ya melt

[granite notch]

I think West Ham + Rangers is a more common combo

[buoyant shale]

sniff less glue

[granite notch]

ok

[violet iron]

Curious, what clubs are tory lol

Never really delved into futbolitics

Well, team ownership aside

[low spindle]

idk people always rip chelsea for that

[buoyant shale]

for anyone who cares what politics a fanbase support, as if it matters, Rangers historically are supported by working class labour voters going back generations

[granite notch]

aight

[subtle plover]

If frankfurt lost to west ham: "proud of the team, well done making it this far, well played"
West ham loses: "shit club, warra trophy, liquidate"

[vast sandal]

React to this message to get the La Liga role which grants you access to the La Liga channel

[granite notch]

Also are Chester English or Welsh

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[granite notch]

Gretna too

are they English or Scottish

[subtle plover]

James chester is welsh

[granite notch]

Chester play in Wales but are in the English league

Gretna are in England but play in Scotland

[low spindle]

few clubs like that

I think swansea most famous along with cardiff

[granite notch]

Also there are like 2 channel island clubs in England

[subtle plover]

Cardiff and swansea are welsh but play in england

[granite notch]

and 1 IOM club

FC Isle of Man, Jersey Bulls, and Guernsey FC

[violet iron]

Did this actually happen in that chat lol

[subtle plover]

Not in the chat

on twitter tho

Yes I know it's twitter but if frankfurt had lost the main replies would be to be proud of how far they got

[granite notch]

Federal City Triangles FC kits

[low spindle]

all of twitter shares one brain cell

[granite notch]

Alright it's time

Minneapolis vs Menace FC

[low spindle]

never take their takes seriously. UtdLrey is fun to laugh at though

[violet iron]

The entirety of Twitter doesn't even contain a single brain cell

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/mplscitysc/status/1512064385639886852

Minneapolis City SC (@mplscitysc)

Here comes the HOME OPENER!
🆚 @MenaceSoccer94
📅 Sunday, May 8
⏰ 3:00pm
🏆 @USLLeagueTwo
🏟️ Edor Nelson Field
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Twitter · Apr 7, 2022, 1:46 PM

[stone bridge]

If you ever think your last name is bad just think about West Ham's keeper and you'll be fine

[granite notch]

In the Namibian Second division there's a guy called Manchester United

[low spindle]

damn I had to search that up. I really know nothing about anatomy

[granite notch]

His full name is Manchester United Macgyver

[subtle plover]

Foden highlights vs Real Madrid (A) second leg semi final | HD | Better than Emile Smith rowe??

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/jacobotweets/status/1522374680597909508?s=21&t=lbNw318xvDGJ_eupS-fVpA

Jacob Meme (@jacobotweets)

Omds this is the best Football edit I’ve ever seen:

▶ Play video

Twitter · May 6, 2022, 12:36 AM

[tepid remnant]

hello

[knotty nebula]

@granite notch fuck Barcelona

[granite notch]

ok

[knotty nebula]

Guys don’t listen she wants sex in return

[granite notch]

Maori national team jersey

[vestal citrus]

Guys do u think erik ten hagg will win smthn for man utd

[crude ocean]

Hello guys I'd like to ask a question about the conference league finals, do we know when the tickets are released? Also if anyone has any experience on how quick they think they will sell out?

[subtle plover]

some facts about the UEL/UECL finals

• Frankfurt are the first team not named Bayern to reach a european final since 2013. The last time someone other than Bayern or Dortmund reached a UEFA competition final was Werder bremen in 2009.
• Rangers reached the UEFA cup final in 2008. Afterwards, they went bankrupt, got relegated to the bottom of scottish football, climbed all the way back up, got notable results in the last few seasons in europa league defeating sides such as Porto, Benfica, Young Boys, Dortmund, Leipzig, and also eliminated braga in the knockout stage twice in the last three seasons. And now they're in the UEL final, all of this happening since the last time Celtic won a UEFA competition knockout stage match

• The last time (and only time) Roma reached a european final was the Inter-Cities fairs cup in 1961; the competition that was replaced by the UEFA cup
• Feyenoord are in their first european final since 2002. They have won the final in all their appearances in a european final. Also the first dutch side to reach a european final since Ajax in 2017.

[granite notch]

Fuck Celtic

[buoyant shale]

Rangers have won more European knockout games in the last 30 days than celtic have in the last 19 years

[knotty nebula]

You listen to Juice wrld mate calm down

[knotty nebula]

And we’ve actually won the European cup

[knotty nebula]

Top of the league looking

Down on the Rangers

[buoyant shale]

https://tenor.com/view/partridge-i-dont-know-shrugs-idk-no-idea-gif-4529582

still dining out on that one bit of european success from over 50 years ago meanwhile the celtic you've watched since you were born are consistent losers

[subtle plover]

also neither Rangers nor Frankfurt qualified to the UCL group stage from their league position

so I guess that's a thing

[buoyant shale]

the best domestic spell you've seen of them was when we werent there to boss you as we always have

[buoyant shale]

RIP Terry Munro

[knotty nebula]

Consistent losers?

You’ve won one league in 10 years

You’re a pathetic excuse of a football club

[buoyant shale]

we won the one that mattered 😄

while yous enjoyed the easiest league in football without us

and got pumped in europe the whole time

[knotty nebula]

Because you were cheating scum?

[buoyant shale]

lmao

[knotty nebula]

Yeah

[buoyant shale]

always cheated never defeated

[knotty nebula]

I mean your club literally died

[buoyant shale]

celtics victim complex provides endless hilarity

[knotty nebula]

I mean you literally went into liquidation for it

[buoyant shale]

no it didnt, you dont have a clue

[knotty nebula]

Money laundering

[knotty nebula]

It did

Your club is a shell of what it once was

[buoyant shale]

by that logic celtic are actually pacific shelf, founded in 1994

[knotty nebula]

We’re gonna win the league over you in what was supposed to be a rebuild season

[buoyant shale]

enjoy it, we'll be back next season

[knotty nebula]

Highly doubt it

[buoyant shale]

doubt whatever you like timmy

you'll be back in our shadow where you belong

[knotty nebula]

Only reason you won it has left your club for a shot at Liverpool

[buoyant shale]

haha

most tims slate gerrard but you seem like a fan

[faint shadow]

btw

which club is the riches itw

[knotty nebula]

Not really

[faint shadow]

like atm

[subtle plover]

newcastle maybe

[idle loom]

Psg I think

[buoyant shale]

we won it because we were the best team in the country by miles, and you were nowhere to be seen

[knotty nebula]

What happened the 9 times before that

[buoyant shale]

yous did well getting ange who has more of a clue than the lurgan bigot had

but we have gio now 😉

[knotty nebula]

We have one bad season and suddenly your club is back?

[subtle plover]

I mean they're in the UEL final plus they have been accumulating good results in europa league last 3 seasons

so yes they are back

[knotty nebula]

Then you lose the league the year after

[buoyant shale]

lol i love how you dont consider getting consistently pumped in europe to be a bad season

tinpot mentality from a tinpot club

[knotty nebula]

Winning a treble treble

You’d sell your soul for that success now

[buoyant shale]

which literally noone cares about other than rabid tims

lmao

not winning a treble this season are you?

at least you won the pumped out of three european competitions cup

[knotty nebula]

Okay?

We’re literally proven to be a better team than you

[buoyant shale]

bahaha

[knotty nebula]

6 points ahead

[buoyant shale]

this you?

[knotty nebula]

Practically 7 with goal difference

[knotty nebula]

I really don’t care about how you lot do in the Europa league

I’m not that kind of fan

[buoyant shale]

you dont care about how celtic do either it seems

lol

enjoy your temporary domestic success

it wont last

[knotty nebula]

If anything it’s good for Scottish football

[knotty nebula]

In your wildest dreams lad

[buoyant shale]

just remember who has more titles

[knotty nebula]

Celtic

You have one

[buoyant shale]

whos celtic?

you mean pacific shelf?

[knotty nebula]

Two completely different scenarios but okay

Did you enjoy watching your team fail to get promoted

[buoyant shale]

literally not

[knotty nebula]

Then finish below Aberdeen once you did

[buoyant shale]

in fact your "club" is currently spread across four different companies

three of which were founded within the last 30 years

enjoy coming to terms with that mr sevco

[knotty nebula]

Literally is

[buoyant shale]

ill leave you with this to enjoy

tattie bye

[knotty nebula]

Damn that really got me

I was there to witness all of those

[buoyant shale]

https://tenor.com/view/feels-good-man-nicolas-cage-gif-5444501

[knotty nebula]

And I’d assume that in your life time you’ve witnessed your club in tatters

Whereas I’ve enjoyed nothing but success

Good day lad

Good day

[broken heart]

Leipshit dusted

[knotty nebula]

Thanks for not resorting to sectarianism though

Probably the first conversation I’ve had with a rangers fan that hasn’t went there

[uncut pike]

R R R

they all win

Roma Rangers RMA

[broken heart]

Siuu

[limber badger]

Who's hand will break this time 🤣

[broken heart]

Siwu

[limber badger]

No.

[broken heart]

Siwu?

[limber badger]

Are you spending pics from different angle now

💀 💀

[broken heart]

Na

We don't need to break his arm

[granite notch]

Jesse Pinkman

[limber badger]

Yall just gonna break him up

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-yeah-bitch-yeah-aaron-paul-breaking-bad-gif-14414196

[urban remnant]

So I just saw this and this is inaccurate. The Inter-Cities Fairs Cup in 1961 was the only final Roma has won. We previously played in the 1984 European Cup final where we lost in pens to Liverpool and the UEFA cup in 1991 where we lost 2-1 on aggregate to Inter

[broken heart]

Diaz Mane are more dangerous than him rn

[broken heart]

Rudi will kill him in Wembley anyways

Instant madrid legend

[limber badger]

Just get Ramos back give him a rm jersey and no one will ever know

[limber badger]

💀

[broken heart]

I mean ramos is in paris

He'll do something off the pitch

[limber badger]

He shall kill salah before he enters the pitch

Diaz mane included

[broken heart]

Scenes if VVD does that to benzema

[limber badger]

💀 💀 💀

Revenge arc

[granite notch]

What the hell is the Europa Conference League?

[broken heart]

Living under a rock ¿

[proud cedar]

Brudda in love, They lost to Everton

[broken heart]

I didn't said they'll win

[proud cedar]

Eto'o got slaughtered for this siuu

[stone bridge]

LMFAO

[broken heart]

Yeah he had to delete that

[stone bridge]

What happened

Whh

Why*

[broken heart]

He's a barca player too

[stone bridge]

Ah I see

That's why heh

I thought it was something else

[granite notch]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdgLAUBu/

Grande karim, team player.

[broken heart]

Translation?

[granite notch]

Grande means “ big “ but its different in Spanish, it means multiple things and in this case it means how thoughtful he was.

The caption is “ the gesture of benzema “

[broken heart]

Ah ok

[granite notch]

Hello.

I need some help.

[limber badger]

hi how can i help you?

[umbral forge]

the European competition Manchester United are going to next season

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[uncut pike]

idk who needs to hear this but whatever you going through, it’s your fault

[granite notch]

What you think? Idk.

[broken heart]

What's the other club

[granite notch]

Watford.

[limber badger]

if your a fan of a club from your childhood you should support it :D

[limber badger]

and the other one?

[umbral forge]

man city fans want to kill themselves

is it their fault

[limber badger]

hm ic

[uncut pike]

damn ggs

Bale getting ready for UCL vs Liverpool

[limber badger]

but if you love any of these club with your dear heart just be a fan of them till the very end

[broken heart]

Just support all three

Isn't bad

[limber badger]

neutral fans be like
i want a bicycle

kick

[granite notch]

What, no.

[umbral forge]

wonder what salah is gonna do against RM the final @uncut pike

[uncut pike]

Fr 😂

[granite notch]

Supporting 2 is bad enough.

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/bale-realmadrid-ucl-championsleague-ball-kicked-gif-11895270

[umbral forge]

I think he’ll be very motivated

[granite notch]

Let alone 3.

[umbral forge]

to be the one decisive player

[limber badger]

NO

[uncut pike]

💀 lmao

[broken heart]

Support your local
Support the one team you love the most

Isn't bad

[umbral forge]

vallejo is Ramos in disguise

[broken heart]

Many people here support 2 clubs

[broken heart]

It's fine

[limber badger]

i dont 💀

[broken heart]

Don't stress about it

[granite notch]

Well not premier league anymore lol.

[umbral forge]

supporting two teams is fine IMO

[granite notch]

They are championship.

[umbral forge]

unless if they’re like rivals or smth

[broken heart]

No I mean in this server people are fans of 2 clubs

[limber badger]

agreed

[umbral forge]

you can like a team but not support it

[broken heart]

Yeah

[limber badger]

if rivals just dont support both of em

if not

[uncut pike]

Bruhh

[limber badger]

its not that big of an issue

[limber badger]

man will make zidane do that same thing too

just with the head

its your wish

ur the one going we are here to give you opinions LOL

[granite notch]

Yeah I know.

[granite notch]

It is the right thing to do.

And I really like going to stadiums.

So why not go weekly

[limber badger]

me when i see rm playing games
alr who they playing against they are my new 2nd fav team

[limber badger]

: D

you can touch grass LOL

god tier fan respect

men go for teams which win big trophies man went for a team who he can watch weekly

damn

wow

[uncut pike]

🇫🇷 Benzema had offered his penalty to Rodrygo to complete his hat-trick.

Real captain right here

[broken heart]

@limber badger

[granite notch]

Lol

[plucky sandal]

Maybe I’m crazy but

[limber badger]

plastic 🧴

[plucky sandal]

I’m rewatchingbthe Dias pen

That wasn’t a penalty

[broken heart]

ok

[uncut pike]

It was a clear pen

[plucky sandal]

It didn’t conflict with the players motion

[uncut pike]

Cancelo was a pen too but it wasn’t given unfortunately

[broken heart]

He wasn't watching the RMA game

[plucky sandal]

Cancelo factually isn’t a pen

[uncut pike]

Oh

[plucky sandal]

Nobody’s refreshed on handball rules

But they change like

Once a month so

But yeah that wasn’t a pen for sure

As for Dias

[limber badger]

wasnt the handball rules like if it touches any part of the hand it is considered hand ball?

[plucky sandal]

No

Maybe a year ago

[uncut pike]

it was supposed to favor attackers

[limber badger]

i have not heard the new ones yet

[plucky sandal]

if Real Immediately scored it would’ve been a pen

[vast sandal]

React to this message to get the Serie A role which grants you access to the Serie A channel

[uncut pike]

That didn’t favor the attacker

[limber badger]

say me what it is 🙏

[plucky sandal]

Regardless

[tropic lion]

Hello

[uncut pike]

Hello

[plucky sandal]

Dias being a pen is like someone running into a stop sign and getting mad at the sign

Dias didn’t apply any force onto Benzema

if you look at it closely it looks more and more like a dive

in a non UCL high stakes game with that ref people would laugh at the idea of a pen

imo at least, softer than any major pen I’ve seen in years

[uncut pike]

The tackle was dumb regardless benzema gets to the ball first and he wasn’t even gonna shoot just wipes benz down

Dias lost the plot and was tired

NO WAY THIS GUY GUESSED WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN 🤣💀💀

[limber badger]

💀

[reef bison]

Get a role for your favorite team and access the team channel, head over to #bot-sandbox and type //intro

[plucky sandal]

It wasn’t a dumb tackle

But it also didn’t wipe Benzema

Dias didn’t really contact Benzema

Benzema contacted HIM

[idle loom]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-mc-gregor-who-the-fook-is-that-guy-who-the-fuck-interview-gif-9518656

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/569118909958193184/971985266984235008/unknown.png

[faint shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/arsenal-nketiah-gif-18519825

https://tenor.com/view/lm10-messi-leomessi-fcb-laliga-gif-19637815

[limber badger]

things we took from this season

[stone bridge]

Who's better

Roma or Liverpool?

[broken heart]

Liverpool comeback was better

[harsh drum]

Cr7>salah atm 🤷‍♂️

Cr7 stats would be good if united was good (assist wise)

[stone bridge]

I feel like Roma had better playmaking but yeah

61% possession

[harsh drum]

The eyebrow saved the game

[summer breach]

LOL

is this actually real or edited?

[broken heart]

Real

That was the probability on 89th minute

[summer breach]

english press underestimated the current RM team so much

[broken heart]

English pundits are twats

[granite notch]

Real

[subtle plover]

english pundits will always have bias to english sides naturally

same with spanish pundits to spanish sides etc

[granite notch]

Spanish pundits spend hours after games to look for referees mistakes

[summer breach]

sergio aguero got really mad at RM winning

[granite notch]

Don’t believe me? Check out “El Chiringuito”.

[subtle plover]

too many people look for referee mistakes in general

every game will have them

[granite notch]

Not to the degree of Spaniards

[urban remnant]

The anti-bias from English pundits is also notable

[stone bridge]

I mean it's the English press

[urban remnant]

All you need is to have an Italian team involved to see that

[agile umbra]

Im still on a high after the match bro

[brave ether]

city announced this year budget for transfer
400 million for pep
still pep will not win cl

https://tenor.com/view/pep-pep-guardiola-guardiola-manchester-city-gif-20321324

[granite notch]

Hi guys I’m drunk

Anyone else think Kai havertz is fine as hell

❓❤️🦧 love him

[brave ether]

he is just average

[granite notch]

no he is not

you are unfair

er ist mein Favorit

hör bitte auf

[agile umbra]

Fr?

[teal geode]

Average

Bro just turns up in final matches

[brave ether]

how much money city need to one cl

[granite notch]

he turns up in my wet dreams and that’s all that matters

[brave ether]

he is good but not that good

[granite notch]

no

I’m a Bayern fan he’s not in there

[limber badger]

bruv what

[brave ether]

what

https://tenor.com/view/umm-confused-blinking-okay-white-guy-blinking-gif-7513882

[granite notch]

hate all you want

[north steppe]

[limber badger]

from turning up in your wet dreams to hating

[brave ether]

hate something if havertz is half good as vini, foden other

[limber badger]

what

[granite notch]

vini is not as hot as him

[north steppe]

[brave ether]

nah now we are taliking about look not football

[limber badger]

[granite notch]

Who was ever talking about football

Skills

[limber badger]

all of us

💀

[granite notch]

I’m aware of that

[limber badger]

then why ask

?

[brave ether]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-shocked-face-stunned-pokemon-shocked-not-shocked-omg-gif-24112152

[granite notch]

Because

listen

[limber badger]

im all ears

[granite notch]

Neither of the teams I root for have havertz in them

I just think he’s hot

🦧

[limber badger]

alr we get it

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[limber badger]

you think mans hot

its alr

[granite notch]

anyways

[limber badger]

talk about the team you root for

[granite notch]

I won’t be a bandwagon

[granite notch]

and talk ab Real Madrid

[brave ether]

now I think Jennifer Lawrence

[limber badger]

dont take it further

[granite notch]

Someone sell me on a non-English team that isn’t Bayern or Madrid

[brave ether]

atm, barca

[granite notch]

I need some fun ones to root for

[north steppe]

Inter or Milan

[granite notch]

What is inter

[brave ether]

support dortmund , becasue rues is hot

[granite notch]

No he’s not

[agile umbra]

Roma 💪

[north steppe]

Internazionale

[granite notch]

How is ligue 1 a farmers league

[brave ether]

jose supremacy

[agile umbra]

Support roma cuz jose

[granite notch]

Because dortmund is German I will support them

[granite notch]

Can anyone explain

[brave ether]

yes it is

[granite notch]

Explain

[brave ether]

same chapmipon, shit in europe,

at least bayern do good in cl

same goes for juve

what psg do

[granite notch]

They aren't

are there any french FC or are they just kinda good nationally

I like France I speak their language

Ligue 1: Since 2010 5 clubs have won the title Marseille (2010), Lille LOSC (2011), Montepiller HSC (2012), PSG (2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2018, 2019, 2020

[agile umbra]

Juve isnt dominating serie A

[granite notch]

PL and Bundesliga Only 5 clubs have won

[agile umbra]

Do since 2010

[brave ether]

they were, also doign good in cl, not like psg

[limber badger]

there isnt that many teams who have the same tier of players

[granite notch]

For PL too?

[agile umbra]

Pl isnt fun either

[gusty parrot]

Torino, Lens, Strasbourg, Real Betis. All interesting sides there.

[agile umbra]

Eh theyve fallen off

[limber badger]

bro a single team might a lot of times but you cant argue most of the teams there are very strong and can easily give a giant a run for its money

[gusty parrot]

I mean, those were the intriguing ones that I could think of right of the bat.

[limber badger]

they dont have that elite players which psg possess

also dont have that money

which psg hav e

[agile umbra]

That's the only good part of pl tbh, watching smaller teams win against the Giants is very nice

[brave ether]

if you want best actoin pack football - wacth epl
if you want best tactical football watch la liga
if you want to see beautifull german in stand wacth bundesliga

[agile umbra]

Juve got a very good team once chiesa is out of injury tbh

[subtle plover]

Farmers league is known as the "I don't watch football as I only care about results" quote

[agile umbra]

Need someone replacement for defenders

[limber badger]

basically psg in their respective team are waay beyond their competition in their league but its also true

that league is fun to watch

especially the defensive masterwork 🤣

[agile umbra]

Could say the same about man city tho

too much Money bro

[limber badger]

eh debatable

they might have a LOT of money

but

[brave ether]

liverpoll bro

[limber badger]

liverpool

chelsea

have teams which can stand

[subtle plover]

chelsea fell off this season

[agile umbra]

Liverpool yes, Chelsea not so much rn

[limber badger]

toe to toe

[granite notch]

If you want boring football watch La Liga*

Premier League: Since 2000 only 6 clubs have won the league Manchester United (2000,2001,2003,2007,2008,2009,2011 and 2013), Arsenal (2002, 2004), Chelsea (2005, 2006, 2010, 2015, 2017), Manchester City (2012, 2014, 2018, 2019), Leicester City (2016), Liverpool (2020)
La Liga: Since 2000 only 5 clubs have won the La Liga trophy Deportivo La Coruna (2000), Real Madrid (2001, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2012, 2017, 2020), Valencia (2002, 2004), Atletico Madrid (2014) and Barcelona (2005, 2006, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2018, 2019)
Bundesliga: Since 2000 only 5 clubs have won the Bundesliga Bayern Munich (2000, 2001, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2008, 2010, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020), Borussia Dortmund (2002, 2011, 2012), Werder Bremen (2004), Wolfsburg (2009), VFB Stuttgart (2007)
Serie A: Since 2000 only 5 clubs have won the Serie A, Lazio(2000), AS Roma (2001), Juventus (2002, 2003, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020), AC Milan (2004, 2011), Inter Milan (2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010)
Ligue 1: Since 2000 8 clubs have won the Ligue 1, AS Monaco (2000, 2017), FC Nantes (2001), Olympique Lyon (2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008), Bordeaux (2009), Olympique Marseille (2010), Lille LOSC (2011), Montepiller HSC (2012), PSG (2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2018, 2019, 2020)

If you want passion watch Serie A

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Nice textwall

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Take time to read this

Bundesliga > La Liga tho

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leicester

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There are so many séries / ligen / series

/ Latin American cup

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or bundesliga

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True

They probably have the most passion

But La Liga is extremely overrated anyway

Could see it at frankfurt yesterday

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Why do people call leagues the name of a former czechoslovakian party

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that league has teams which can stand toe to toe with anyone on their league from juve to spal

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I don't get it

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Nothing more ironic than Spanish fanboys calling others farmers’ league

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🙏

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nothing out of the ordinary sir

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Farmers' League (German: Bund der Landwirte, BdL, Czech: Německý svaz zemědělců) was an ethnic German agrarian political party in Czechoslovakia.

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Bundesliga is 2nd best league imb

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this is what people refer to when they call a league farmer's league

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In the last years true

All time bundesliga is third

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IMO serie A > bundesliga > Premier League

Premier League cuz its fun to watch

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No

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are we heading into the history of where did the term farmer's league come from