football-lounge

[wanton parrot]

we haven't seen lewa in ucl

salah is top scorer and assister of most difficult league

de bruyne speaks for himself

[alpine sonnet]

Top 7

[celest lintel]

I support a club from the Libyan league

[alpine sonnet]

But nobody should complain if vini is 6th

[alpine sonnet]

Pepsi fan💀💀

[celest lintel]

Vini not even top 20

[celest lintel]

y so serious

[alpine sonnet]

Vini is top 7 rn

[wanton parrot]

scoring a goal against a 37 year old right back fernandinho because of a mistake he made and u get overrated 💀

jokes aside

vini is good

but not top 10

no wauy

way

[wicked parcel]

Ballon dor list:

1. Harry Maguire
2. Phil jones
3. A random guy from the MLS
4. De gea
5. Jordan Pickford
6. Harry Maguire again

[wanton parrot]

true

[subtle plover]

Shaqiri

[celest lintel]

Harry Maguire deserves everything

[wanton parrot]

ox

oriigi

[alpine sonnet]

Liverpool fan talking about jokes lol, you guys said Thiago is the best midfielder

[subtle plover]

Shaqiri will wil ballon d'or after leading the chicago fire to the world cup title

[sullen finch]

Where can I report a racist from this server lads

[wicked parcel]

Harry Maguire is God

[subtle plover]

Thiago has been a top 5 mid itw for many years, when he is fit

[wicked parcel]

A mod maybe

[subtle plover]

the problem is that half the season he isn't fit

[wicked parcel]

Or tickets

[subtle plover]

But when he actually plays he has been world class, not just this season but for bayern too

[forest tapir]

1. Benzema
2. Mbappe
3. Lewa/Salah
4. Salah/Lewa
5. KDB
6. Mane
7. Nkunku
8. Vini
9. Some random good midfielder like Kimmich, Modric or somebody idfk
10. A Chelsea or Liverpool defender like VVD, Rudiger, idk

[wicked parcel]

No

[forest tapir]

?

[wicked parcel]

Ballon dor list:

1. Harry Maguire
2. Phil jones
3. A random guy from the MLS
4. De gea
5. Jordan Pickford
6. Harry Maguire again

Better

[subtle plover]

Nkunku highlights vs Rangers Glasgow:

[dry leaf]

fax

[subtle plover]

Thanks for watching

[forest tapir]

Honestly though Nkunku is underrated

[alpine sonnet]

🧐🍷

[forest tapir]

The only people who rate him fairly are those who watch him play a lot

[wicked parcel]

https://c.tenor.com/Vi98AiHefCIAAAAM/daumen-hoch-christopher-nkunku.gif

[alpine sonnet]

I barely have seen him

Honestly

Just playing for france

[maiden fern]

Ohh nkunku

He is a great player

[vast sandal]

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[maiden fern]

But i don't think he can show that level in Prem

[subtle plover]

this is also his breakout season

Last season he was just there, nothing special

[alpine sonnet]

If you want to become a legend you have to go to la liga

[dry leaf]

putting aside my distaste for convicted felons, benzema has been the best performing footballer in europes top 5 leagues this season

[alpine sonnet]

The best player with difference

[dry leaf]

"with difference"?

[alpine sonnet]

It is the easiest way

[dry leaf]

wtf

[maiden fern]

True people just overrates him sometimes forgets he plays in farmer league

[alpine sonnet]

Yes

[dry leaf]

huh

[alpine sonnet]

What is wrong

[dry leaf]

wtf are u saying

[alpine sonnet]

Man will say messi is the best

💀💀

[forest tapir]

No just any top 5 league but to be considered one of the best legends you’d have to play in a top 3 league

[maiden fern]

Lol what no not really

[dry leaf]

no but what do u mean by "best player with difference"

[maiden fern]

You can perform in Prem consistently and you can become a legend there

[dry leaf]

cuz such an expression doesnt exist

[maiden fern]

Benz is performing very well at this age we should respect him

[alpine sonnet]

If Lewa would be playing for la liga since he joined bayern he would have won easily a gold feet

[dry leaf]

golden boot?

[maiden fern]

La liga is dead now

We all can agree on that

[alpine sonnet]

Ye

[maiden fern]

It's no level of premier league

[alpine sonnet]

Nah

[maiden fern]

Lol yes it is

[alpine sonnet]

We have two teams on semifinals

[maiden fern]

Prem >>> la liga by far

[forest tapir]

If nobody contests Madrid next season and Madrid get Mbappe, Rudiger, etc I can see La Liga turning into a Bundesliga 2.0 with Barca being the BvB of La Liga

[alpine sonnet]

Your last ballondor was in 2008 what are you talking about

[vast sandal]

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[alpine sonnet]

You are an overrated league

That is the truth

[granite notch]

La liga isn’t dead now. It’s just at a lower level than before but it still remains the 2nd best league currently and undoubtedly clear at no.1 all time.

[alpine sonnet]

We are the best league ever

[maiden fern]

No.1 of all time what ??

[quiet crown]

Barca are broke not our fault

[maiden fern]

Bruh lol

[alpine sonnet]

By far

[granite notch]

La liga is clear of prem all time lol. No one comes close to la liga.

[alpine sonnet]

Real madrid has the same ucls than all your teams together?????

[granite notch]

They have dominated all of Europe for decades

[maiden fern]

Such deluded you are lol

[forest tapir]

Well that’s just 1 team

[alpine sonnet]

My mate started to watch football since 2019

[maiden fern]

Lol watching Prem from last 5 years wdym

[dry leaf]

he's won the golden boot before

[subtle plover]

football didn't start in 2017

[granite notch]

All the facts and numbers back it up mate, talk to yourself . You can’t give any proof of the premier league being no.1 of all time.

[maiden fern]

Prime la liga was very very very good

But rn it's not at that level

[alpine sonnet]

No as many as he deserved

[maiden fern]

Prem is much harder in comparison to la liga

Right now

Not overall

Lol

[subtle plover]

it is definitely not "much harder"

[forest tapir]

Prime La Liga>Prime Premier League

Premier League right now>La Liga right now

Premier league bottom teams>La Liga bottom teams throughout history

Premier league mid table teams>La Liga mid table teams throughout history

La Liga top teams>premier league top teams throughout history

[subtle plover]

harder sure, "much harder" is an overstatement

[maiden fern]

Facts

[maiden fern]

Virgil enters the chat

[cold remnant]

hello lads

[maiden fern]

Let me call Bernardo

[cold remnant]

alr lol

[maiden fern]

Why i cant share gifs 😭

Imagine messi to Prem

[quiet crown]

Man wouldn't even score a goal

[forest tapir]

He’d have like 1 goal

[subtle plover]

he would get a lot of assists though

[quiet crown]

(Pen)

[forest tapir]

Yea

Depends on the team though

He needs a good team

Like city

[quiet crown]

I only imagine him going to man city

Where the money is

[neon pollen]

every football fan would die seeing messi and ronaldo playing in the same team

so if he'll not end his career in psg (which he'll probably will) he would play in man u

[quiet crown]

In case ronaldo leaves man united when the szn ends, which team would you like to see him join?

[dry leaf]

I think sporting

can he go to the MLS?

[neon pollen]

probably Argentinian league

[forest tapir]

He said he would retire at the top

So he’s not leaving top 5 leagues

[covert pumice]

🐐

[still plaza]

So no Sporting?

[shrewd quiver]

Where

Ronaldo would try to work

Messi wouldn't

Maybe when he was younger

But definitely not now

[still plaza]

He should probably stay tbh

[proud cedar]

He can't go anywhere else imo

[granite notch]

Bayern v Chelsea v psg

[shrewd quiver]

https://twitter.com/ManUtdMEN/status/1520344962000334849?t=m9dAlGKmYxcDpbm9rdgNOA&s=09

Man United News (@ManUtdMEN)

Manchester United told Cristiano Ronaldo will stay despite Champions League qualification failure #mufc https://t.co/E8qUafERlL

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Twitter · Apr 30, 2022, 10:11 AM

[uncut pike]

Pedri & Gavi will never have this juice.

[shrewd quiver]

Xavi regen

[uncut pike]

My man was playing as a CB and still dropped a better performance than Midri

[uncut pike]

💀 bru

[shrewd quiver]

Bro has 6 yellow cards and 1 red in 23 games 😭😭😭😭

[still plaza]

Probably a team in ucl

[raven yew]

W

[dry leaf]

what juice

[subtle plover]

Ronaldo to freiburg confirmed

[still plaza]

He'd be in cl with Sporting too tbh

[shrewd quiver]

You misspelled fc koln

[calm remnant]

FC Who?

[shrewd quiver]

They'll show Leipzig and freiburg levels

Mark my words

They'll be playing UCL next season

[calm remnant]

Or Werder Bremen and Hamburg's level

Down in the 2. Bundes

[subtle plover]

Premen scoring 4/5 goals in the match vs Holstein kiel but losing 2:3 🥶

[granite notch]

I think it too early for that

I want him to go sporting for his last couple of years

I hope he lasts 5 or 6 more years

[cold remnant]

Ong

[granite notch]

Not even better than Renato Sanchez 😹😹

[uncut pike]

Pedri and Gavi ? Yea I know

[granite notch]

Pedri is miles above Camavinga u can argue that Camavinga is better than Gavi

[granite notch]

Pedri > Cam > Gavi

[uncut pike]

My man was playing as a CB and still dropped a better performance than Midri

[granite notch]

Not even u believe that

[rigid dagger]

I am going to kill myself if we take maguire

[native lance]

Imagine

💀

[maiden fern]

Not gonna happen

Barca not getting legend Harry

[rigid dagger]

Bruh they gotta be dumb asf to think Rashford and maguire is enough for frenkie alone

Give us ronaldo and an extra 120 million

[summer breach]

barca keeps signing old players

shame

[granite notch]

It’s called expirence g

A squad with only youngsters ain’t gonna work

[stone bridge]

guys whos better at socser creesteyer rondalo or leomel mesy

[summer breach]

tapinaldo is nowhere near Messi

[stone bridge]

fr

[stone bridge]

messi is my favorite bowling player

and randolo is really good at basketball and photography

[maiden fern]

Suiiiiiii

[stone bridge]

suewyyy

[maiden fern]

Sweeeeeeiiiiii

[stone bridge]

creesteyer rodandolo

suewyyyii

[maiden fern]

Kante is a smile merchant

[stone bridge]

ngoldi canty

[stone bridge]

no way its vegirl the van deik

[maiden fern]

Virgil van dixk

💀

😭😭

Lol

Deleted

Noo

Lmao

[stone bridge]

ben dyeiak is worse than £80million harry potter maguire

[maiden fern]

True Harry Potter best nonsense defender ever

[stone bridge]

yeah harry potter is the goat of defending the enemy team

[maiden fern]

I love Harry Maguire i want him to sign life time deal with United

[stone bridge]

Opponent assisting defender

once upon a time de gea fell asleep on united's bus and yelled "NO HARRY STOP MAGUIRE" while having the worst nightmare of his life

[maiden fern]

😭😭

[dry leaf]

frenkie isnt even that good

[granite notch]

He’s very good

[thin crystal]

Frankie de Jong sucks he couldn’t even compete ina midfield vs a 35 year old MOdric

[worthy pewter]

NAh even as a Madrid fan I can say he has good potential

He is not that bad

[thin crystal]

He’s not too bad but like bro he’s good but not that good

And Benzema as a midfielder is better

So like yeah that’s that

[worthy pewter]

Benzema anywhere is cracked

Play him in goal and he’ll perform better than ter Stefan’s

[thin crystal]

Benzema for ballondor cuz ez anyday

[worthy pewter]

Imagine if Messi wins it 😭😂

[subtle plover]

frenkie de jong is good but he definitely didn't come with the knowledge of barcelona going through the current transition phase

he thought he was going to a club that would be challenging for every trophy right then and there

[worthy pewter]

Barca need a few years for a complete rebuild so they can compete for champions league

[thin crystal]

Na relax he won’t

[torpid halo]

2022-05-01
Today's Match(GMT+9, Only listed leagues I follow)
19:00
Astana VS Turan
19:30
Juventus VS Venezia
20:00
Troyes VS Lille OSC
Spartak Moscow VS Krylia Sovetov Samara
Hoang Anh Gia Lai 🇻🇳 VS 🇦🇺 Sydney FC
Kitchee 🇭🇰 VS 🇯🇵 Vissel Kobe
Celtic VS Rangers
21:00
Elche VS Osasuna
Atyrau VS Ordabasy Shymkent

22:00
Everton VS Chelsea
Tottenham Hotspur VS Leicester City
AS Monaco VS Angers
Lorient VS Stade de Reims
Montpellier VS Metz
Stade Brestois VS Clermont Foot 63
Empoli VS Torino
AC Milan VS Fiorentina
Alanyaspor VS Yeni Malatyaspor
Kayerispor VS Besiktas
Isloch Minsk Raion VS FC Minsk
22:30
Khimki VS Ufa
23:00
Jeonbuk Hyundai Motors 🇰🇷 VS 🇯🇵 Yokohama F. Marinos
23:15
Granada VS Celta Vigo

00:05
Girondins de Bordeaux VS OGC Nice
00:30
West Ham United VS Arsenal
01:00
Akhmat Grozny VS CSKA Moscow
01:30
Rayo Vallecano VS Real Sociedad

02:30
Galatasaray VS Sivasspor
Goztepe VS Caykur Rizespor
Dynamo Brest VS Arsenal Dzerzhinsk

03:45
Olympique de Marseille VS Olympique Lyonnais
AS Roma VS Bologna
04:00
Barcelona VS RCD Mallorca

[native lance]

.

Lol

[native lance]

Imagine

[spiral musk]

Definition of Rigged

[cold remnant]

Yessir

[reef bison]

Get a role for your favorite team and access the team channel, head over to #bot-sandbox and type //intro

[dark shore]

Mino died, rip

[robust violet]

jesus is world class

no doubt on that

[granite notch]

Agreement with heaven too early

[dark shore]

lmao

[surreal crest]

What

[dire moss]

💀

[surreal crest]

Who died

Confused

[dire moss]

Mino Raiola

[surreal crest]

Rip 🪦

[dire moss]

football agent

he was the agent of zlatan, haaland, pogba, donnarumma and some others

[covert pumice]

rip

[brave ether]

he is good but not that good

[brave ether]

he will france football gie him based on assist

[thin crystal]

Bro Benzema 11 asssits messi 13

Not a big difference

[granite notch]

Haaland and Julian Alvarez at city next season? Damn

[thin crystal]

They both suck

[storm escarp]

There is some doubt on that, he isn’t elite

[storm escarp]

Has never played as a midfielder

[storm escarp]

Single game samples aren’t reliable

[granite notch]

Benzema sucks

[covert pumice]

stfu

no benz slander

[granite notch]

Shut up bro Arsenal sucks too

[covert pumice]

whats your team

[granite notch]

nvm mate you’re good no need to slander my team

[covert pumice]

🤢 🤮 , Why I had these prepared too

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[thin crystal]

No shit bro

[thin crystal]

Hmmm happened 3 times bro

[thin crystal]

Ok

[thin crystal]

Lmao

[storm escarp]

3 games isn’t a reliable sample either, a solid sample would be a season.

[stone bridge]

cerim banzima

[thin crystal]

Yeah de Jong is gonna verse modric every game in a season

[storm escarp]

Never said that, did I?

[thin crystal]

But it is because he’s against a good player

[storm escarp]

No, football isn’t a game where one player goes up against another player

If it’s Tennis and X beats Y comfortably over a solid sample, then it can be reasonably deduced that X is a better player than Y in Tennis or Badminton

[thin crystal]

Sure but modric pocketed him

[granite notch]

Benzema >> Suarez careerwise and the gap is massive

[thin crystal]

No

Suarez>Benzema career

And I am the biggest Benzema fan

[granite notch]

Nice troll account 👍

Benzema is so much better it’s not even funny anymore

UCL goals:
Benzema - 85
Suarez - 27

Goals against Premier League top 6:
Benzema = 15 goals in 22 matches
Suarez = 15 goals in 53 matches

Suarez is the ultimate statpadder

[thin crystal]

Bro I don’t even know anymore is Suarez just very overrated or am I stupid

[thin crystal]

I think ur right bro

[granite notch]

He’s incredibly overrated

Fun fact: since 2010 Cavani scored more non-penalty goals for Uruguay National Team than Suarez 💀

[thin crystal]

Suarez sucks ass when it comes to country

[granite notch]

True

[thin crystal]

I think Suarez was only good cause he had a super team around him

Like he done good vs Liverpool

[granite notch]

Yes, and Benzema didn’t score as much because he was playmaking for Ronaldo

[thin crystal]

But this like just showed he is statoadding small teams

[granite notch]

When Ronaldo left La Liga in 2018 Benzema outscored Suarez every season

[thin crystal]

But he missed slot aswell bro

[granite notch]

Also, look at his best Premier League season, 2013/14:
5 vs Norwich (18th)
5 vs Cardiff (20th)
3 vs West Brom (17th)
3 vs Spurs (6th)
2 vs Sunderland (14th)
2 vs Palace (11th)
2 vs Fulham (19th)
2 vs Everton (5th)
2 vs West Ham (13th)
2 vs Stoke (9th)
1 vs Hull (16th)
1 vs Southampton (8th)
1 vs Man United (7th)

Not a single goal vs top 4

[thin crystal]

Damn

He sucks

Ass

[storm escarp]

These are some incredibly cherry picked stats

[granite notch]

Yaya was massively robbed of Player of the Season that year

[granite notch]

No, these stats prove how small of a game player he is

[thin crystal]

Exactly

Bro honestly I hate players that do that

Just farm small teams

[storm escarp]

International football is of a much lower quality than club football is for multiple reason, not limited to; incredibly spaced out games, low intensity matches, competitions composed of incredibly small amounts of games.

International football really shouldn’t be used to compare players at all tbh

[granite notch]

But THEY PLAY IN THE SAME TEAM

That’s why you can absolutely compare Cavani to Suarez

[thin crystal]

Faxxxxx

[storm escarp]

As for UCL, the games being incredibly spaced out is major point of why it’s more reliable to use league data

[granite notch]

Suarez and Cavani in international football in the last 5 years:

1. World Cup 2018 Qualifiers
   Cavani - 10 goals (top scorer)
   Suarez - 5 goals

2. World Cup 2018
   Cavani - 3 goals
   Suarez - 2 goals

3. Copa America 2019
   Cavani - 2 goals (all open play)
   Suarez - 2 goals (one penalty)
   In 1/8 Suarez was the only player to miss a pen in the shootout vs Peru making Uruguay eliminated 😭😭

4. Copa America 2021
   Cavani - 2 goals (one penalty)
   Suarez - 0 goals

5. World Cup 2022 Qualifiers
   Cavani - 2 goals (all open play)
   Suarez - 8 goals (5 penalties)

[thin crystal]

No because ucl is bigger games

[granite notch]

Carried by Cavani and Messi. That’s his legacy.

And scoring vs Norwich and Rayo

[thin crystal]

And exposes cherry pickers

[storm escarp]

We’re using only goals? Not taking into consideration the other aspects of the game for an attacker?

[thin crystal]

Unfortunately that’s not his legacy and Benzemas legacy is getting carried by ronaldo to a three peat even though he provided a lot

It’s crazy the amount of assists Suarez has

[granite notch]

If a striker can’t score other stats are less relevant considering how many shooting attempts he has per game

Suarez’s finishing is one of the worst in Europe since 2016/17

Conversion rate*

And big chances missed

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[thin crystal]

Worse than benz?

[granite notch]

Way worse

[storm escarp]

Not often, sometimes the matches can be against incredibly poor opponents that would definitely not be a top 4 team in the the top 5 leagues.

The games being very spaced out is another point. Half of the teams don’t play more than 6 matches, those 6 matches being spread out in September, Oct,Nov and Dec

[storm escarp]

Lord….

[granite notch]

Benzema’s scored like 3 times more goals to his xG this season

Crazy season

[thin crystal]

Exactly why I use knockout stage games and not group stage games that he farmed celtics

[storm escarp]

xG is a far better metric for evaluating finishing ability than big chances missed as not all big chances missed are of equal quality

[thin crystal]

Like messi who scored 1 goal in knockout stages

[storm escarp]

How many times does it need to be said

[thin crystal]

In 2015

And like 4 goals vs apoel

And like the rest in group stages

And he gets praised

[granite notch]

Anyway, this is just pathetic lol

[thin crystal]

Even though Suarez and Neymar carried the knockout stage

[thin crystal]

Yeah fax wallah it is

[rotund elm]

what was the command for intro

[storm escarp]

26 La Liga goals on 22.5 xG…
14 UCL goals on 7.6 xG

Comes out at 40 goals on 30.1 xG, an over performance of 10 goals, definitely not 300% more

https://fbref.com/en/players/70d74ece/matchlogs/2021-2022/summary/Karim-Benzema-Match-Logs

[granite notch]

Source: trust me bro

[storm escarp]

Source is above

[granite notch]

fbref 💀

[thin crystal]

Bro what

It’s xg

[granite notch]

I can’t

[thin crystal]

Lmaooo

[storm escarp]

?

[thin crystal]

But it’s cause of the penalty misses bro

Penalties are like 0.8xg

Or something

Idk

[storm escarp]

I can do the non-penalty goals and xG

[thin crystal]

Like 0.7

[granite notch]

It’s not relevant site to any player

[thin crystal]

Yeah that would be better I think

[spiral bough]

Well I just want Haaland in City
I can't see a player losing like this

[thin crystal]

He sucks

[storm escarp]

19 La Liga goals on 14.1 NPxG
12 UCL goals on 6.1 NPxG

31 non-penalty goals on 20.2 non-penalty xG, which is an over performance of 11 goals, not 300%

[rotund elm]

haaland will go to city

brokelona cant afford him

[spiral bough]

U forgot about his hattrick

[storm escarp]

The data comes directly from StatsBomb, the leaders in football data.

[granite notch]

300% or very close to 300

[rotund elm]

bochum are giant killers

[spiral bough]

Hope so

[rotund elm]

they beat bayern by 4 goals and dortmund as well

i was watching that game

[granite notch]

And how much xG does Suarez have?

[spiral bough]

Yeah
But nobody score the goal
Except Haaland

[rotund elm]

in that game only lewa scored

4-2

[storm escarp]

31 goals / 20.2 xG times 100
= 153% over performance

Nowhere near 300%

[granite notch]

But you posted some shit site

[storm escarp]

This season?

[spiral bough]

But
Still Bayern are the champion now
And they have nothing to lose

[granite notch]

I exaggerated a bit but it was over 200% for sure

I’m sure about that

[granite notch]

Yes

[lunar trench]

11 goals.

[storm escarp]

? FBref is the only site out there that has Statsbomb data, which I will say again, is the leader in the industry for football data

[rotund elm]

@granite notch i still dont have club roles

[granite notch]

Carlo Ancelotti - 27 years of coaching and 5 league titles lol

[storm escarp]

excluding penalties*

9 La Liga goals on 6.6 xG
0 UCL goal on 1 xG
9 goals on 7.6 xG, but obviously it’s a smaller sample size

[granite notch]

Suarez’s only UCL goal was literally a penalty

How tf is that “excluding penalties” then?

[spiral bough]

And in every league

[granite notch]

Still 5

[rotund elm]

having a league title in every league isnt bad

[spiral bough]

It's not easy to defeat the giants like
BARÇA AND CITY ETC

[spiral bough]

True

[rotund elm]

we made it so hard for u guys to win

[granite notch]

He was dominated by Juve and Inter domestically

Despite managing Milan’s golden generation

[rotund elm]

the 4-3 game

[spiral bough]

Juve and Inter are good side

[granite notch]

Won only 1 league title there

[storm escarp]

Ah, misread the table, my bad

[granite notch]

And 1 title with PSG

[spiral bough]

Not for us
I am talking about Madrid

[spiral bough]

But still the stats are not bad

[granite notch]

3 UCL titles are very good. Apart from that it’s: 5 league titles and 3 domestic cup titles.

Not very impressive

For a 27 year career

[spiral bough]

Seee
But still impressive

[spiral bough]

Ik it's difficult to win league broo

[granite notch]

Couldn’t win a domestic cup with PSG and Bayern

[rotund elm]

👀

🔥

[granite notch]

And 2013-14 Madrid was GOATed. They would’ve won the Champions League with any coach that season most likely. Even the previous season they were close but Lewandowski had his best ever performance.

[rotund elm]

2022
ronaldo- 17 goals
messi- 4

in seperate leagues

but messi has more assists

[granite notch]

Ancelotti was saved by Lewandowski missing the first leg of the quarterfinal getting suspended for yellow cards. His one goal in that game would’ve put BVB through again.

[granite notch]

Most of those assists were simple side passes to Mbappe who scored from every position

[rotund elm]

yes

[granite notch]

If Ronaldo had Mbappé United would easily be title contenders

And maybe 2 good defenders

[rotund elm]

We would be 3rd fighting with city and liverpool

[opaque oracle]

Delusional

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/karim-benzema-real-madrid-gif-22188137

[opaque oracle]

Maybe you would be fighting for 3rd or 4th, but certainly not 1-2, Pool-City are a class above

[dire moss]

best teams in europe rn

world even

[native lance]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1520447780774420480?t=cws_4yXK5nRG3dT_J8Z4nQ&s=19

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

FC Barcelona congratulates Real Madrid on achieving their 35th La Liga title.

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Congratulations rma

https://tenor.com/view/karim-benzema-vamos-benzema-hat-trick-benzema-goal-karim-karim-benzema-goal-chelsea-gif-25368463

[granite notch]

Hello

[subtle plover]

Barca twitter admin daily L

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/fan-cry-barcelona-gif-15028906

[subtle plover]

barca twitter admin stop tweeting the most unnecessary things challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[north steppe]

@native lance hi bro

[maiden fern]

I am happy for real Madrid

[native lance]

Wsg

[maiden fern]

[vapid wyvern]

But at the same time there were alot of passes that were brilliant that Mbappe should have scored from "any angle" and not just side passes
What about that
What ur saying is the equivalent of calling Ronaldo a tap in merchant

[native lance]

Imagine spurs lose today

Bro if spurs lose

To

[simple void]

Fati will play today?

[native lance]

Leicester

City

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[native lance]

I think so

[stone bridge]

I doubt it

[native lance]

Imagine barca lose to mallorca

💀💀

[stone bridge]

They will

[native lance]

If they lose Bru

Koeman was a better manager

No lie

[simple void]

.

[native lance]

International break killed barca

💀

[sterile vessel]

Hehe

It always does

[native lance]

Can't believe people said barca is better without messi

[stone bridge]

Disagree imo

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-yes-wink-thumbs-up-gif-14443123

[stone bridge]

Barça is in a decline rn

[sterile vessel]

It could've been better than Messi if they had a plan other than pass to Messi and inshallah

They were reliant on Messi too much

The whole team was Messi basically

[native lance]

Fr

https://tenor.com/view/messi-lionel-messi-barcelona-paris-saint-germain-crying-gif-22652070

[sterile vessel]

Btw who do you think will finish in top 4 PL?

[native lance]

1. Man city
2. Liverpool
3. Chelsea
4. Arsenal/spurs

[sterile vessel]

Even as a RM fan this gif is sad to me

[sterile vessel]

I think Spurs can do this

[native lance]

Spurs still have a chance

If arsenal bottle

[sterile vessel]

Arsenal have a tendency to bottle

They were very lucky against Manu

[native lance]

Not lucky tbh Ronaldo kept carrying man u

As always

https://tenor.com/view/siu-ronaldo-siu-cristiano-cristiano-ronaldo-siu-meme-gif-24574747

[sterile vessel]

Yeah but also ref was against them

Ronnie having the worst week of his life and still putting more effort than whole team against Chelsea and Arsenal

[native lance]

Fr

Really THE GOAT

[sterile vessel]

Yep

What do you think of UEL currently?

Those English overraters are saying West Ham

[native lance]

Europa league?

[sterile vessel]

I am supporting Frankfurt

[native lance]

Frankfurt 100%

Gonna win

[sterile vessel]

Yep

Redbull have the best chance

But I don't want them to win

[native lance]

Fun fact

Frankfurt are 10th in the league

No chance to be in a ucl next season

[sterile vessel]

Yeah

They have everything to play for

[native lance]

Fr they need to win the Europa league

Desperate

[sterile vessel]

Plus they're atmosphere is arguably the best in the German league

Need to see them in Europe

[native lance]

Fr, in barcas staidum in the 2nd leg, Frankfurt had more fans in the staidum

Stadium

"

Then barca

It was embarrassing

Actual embarrassment

[sterile vessel]

Biggest reason why I'm supporting them😜

[native lance]

How can a 10th place

[sterile vessel]

They took everything from Barca

[native lance]

Have more fans

Then 2nd

Place

In LA Liga

The so called 2nd best league in the world

[sterile vessel]

They have a very big metropolis

5.6 mn people

Plus their fans are famous for their euro trips

[native lance]

Frankfurt are the underdogs tbh

[sterile vessel]

Barca have a very big plastic support

[native lance]

Fr rma and barca

[sterile vessel]

Half of their fans converted to PSG after Messi transfer

[native lance]

Alot of plastic fans

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/alaba-chair-celebration-remontada-real-madrid-gif-25088447

[sterile vessel]

Yeah Real also suffers from this

Suffering from success

[storm escarp]

Pretty much every major top 5 league team

[native lance]

Imagine Roma win the conference league

Just imagine

[sterile vessel]

Well Germans and French aren't that much apart from redbull and PSG

[storm escarp]

Man U fans are prominent mainly from that successful period towards the end of the 2000s

Barca and Real Madrid fans will be much bigger because of the recent success, Man City too

[sterile vessel]

Your coef would go up

[native lance]

Juventus have a match in couple of hours

Big match tbh

[sterile vessel]

Against who?

[storm escarp]

Major teams I meant. Bayern do have a large non-local fan base and PSG do, apart from that, there are no truly elite teams in those leagues

[native lance]

Vs venezia

[sterile vessel]

Ohh

[native lance]

If we win

We can keep are spot

Probably

In ucl

Next season

[sterile vessel]

Those relagation teams in serie a are elite

[simple void]

Laliga < serie A

[native lance]

Very important tbh

[storm escarp]

No much though, seeing as Italian teams aren’t in UCL or UEL

[vapid wyvern]

Ifkr

[sterile vessel]

Aren't you guys pretty much safe?

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/dybala-juventus-gif-21105011

[vapid wyvern]

This

[native lance]

No

Lazio can

Comeback

[sterile vessel]

Ohh

[native lance]

Lazio are 5/6 pts away from us

If we bottle

[sterile vessel]

Who is your best performer this season?

[native lance]

In 1 or 2 matches

[native lance]

VLAHOVIC

https://tenor.com/view/vlahovic-juventus-gif-24794151

[sterile vessel]

That being taken Lazio can also bottle

[native lance]

But if we win this match

[sterile vessel]

Hasn't he been there for only half a season?

[native lance]

We are safe

[native lance]

Yeah but he been doing fire

[sterile vessel]

Yeah it would be big

[native lance]

He been carrying the team when we had injuries

[sterile vessel]

Ohh noice

He's a big bad Serb

[native lance]

Bro 4 players were injured once, 4 big players and he still scored in the first 30 seconds vs Villarreal

[sterile vessel]

His first time finish vs Villareal was class tho

With his weak foot

[native lance]

In the first 30 seconds vs Villarreal

In there staidum

Crazy

[sterile vessel]

Yeah amazing

[native lance]

Ngl when he scored vs Villarreal

That's when

[sterile vessel]

Anyways do you think he's better than haaland?

[native lance]

Close but not yet

Haaland been OP

Vlahovic really has

So much

Potential

[sterile vessel]

Yeah but vlahovic has better dribbling and heading and hold up play has better

[vapid wyvern]

I love Haaland but
Mbappe>
I never liked Mbappe but I can't deny...
But he still has ego issues

[sterile vessel]

Haaland btw is God level finisher

[native lance]

But vlahovic doesn't score consistently like haaland

Haaland scored a hattrick yesterday

💀

[vapid wyvern]

Wait! Mino Raiola died?

[vapid wyvern]

And lost

[native lance]

Yup

[sterile vessel]

Yeah mbappe can make mockery of the best teams

[native lance]

But I think vlahovic is better then Neymar rn

No lie

[sterile vessel]

Bochum> Bayern, Dortmund

[vapid wyvern]

Did Raiola die for real this time? 💀

Or?

[sterile vessel]

That is true

[dry leaf]

yes

wtf

[vapid wyvern]

Oh

I'm sorry

[sterile vessel]

It's official

[vapid wyvern]

To know that

[native lance]

Vlahovic > Neymar JR

[dry leaf]

in what world

[sterile vessel]

Currently

[vast sandal]

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[sterile vessel]

Not all time

[vapid wyvern]

Right now yes

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/dusan-vlahovic-dusan-vlahovic-gif-25097192

[vapid wyvern]

Vlahovic ain't even fit to tie Prime Neymar's laces

But rn yes

Vlahovic better

[native lance]

Not prime Neymar

[sterile vessel]

How do you rank Serbia's chances this WC?

[native lance]

Prime Neymar is way too good

[sterile vessel]

They have a stacked team

[vapid wyvern]

Dark horses

Tbh

[sterile vessel]

Prime ney was pure orgasm

[vapid wyvern]

Yes they are stacked but

There are more favourites

But if they pull off a 2018 Croatia

Then it would be good but

[native lance]

But I really do think vlahovic is the next big thing

[vapid wyvern]

I don't wanna see that cause I want the GOAT to win the WC

Either of the GOATs tbh

[maiden fern]

Prime neymar omg 😳

[sterile vessel]

Yeah

But it's tough

[vapid wyvern]

But would prefer Messi more

[sterile vessel]

For them

[native lance]

If vlahovic leaves juve and goes to a better club ( no offense) he would be better there and accomplish more

[maiden fern]

Prime messi >>>>

[sterile vessel]

Yeah Messi has better chance

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/leo-messi-gif-21911070

[sterile vessel]

Allegriball is pulling him down BTW

[native lance]

Fr

[vapid wyvern]

He's been killed throughout his International Career
And it's time to redeem that cause alot of shits are saying Copa is irrelevant 🤡

[maiden fern]

19-20 what a season it was

[sterile vessel]

It's cause Portugal plays wank everytime

[native lance]

18-19"

[vapid wyvern]

18/19*

[maiden fern]

Ohh fuck

Lol

[sterile vessel]

Bad season for us

[vapid wyvern]

19/20 was 😭

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[maiden fern]

I always get confused between

[native lance]

Lol

[maiden fern]

Years

[vapid wyvern]

I mean 18/19 was even harder to digest but

[sterile vessel]

Yeah

[maiden fern]

Yea

[vapid wyvern]

8-2 straight out haunted me

[native lance]

Messis prime is either
2012/2015/2019

[sterile vessel]

Firmino and Salah less livpool beat you

[maiden fern]

Kdb have a good chance to win ballon d'or

[native lance]

One of those

[maiden fern]

Too

This season

[sterile vessel]

2012

[vapid wyvern]

4-0 I was like more pissed off and mad
But 8-2 I had no words

[maiden fern]

He is been Ballin lately

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/kdb-de-bruyne-de-bruyne-celebration-kdb-anfield-de-bruyne-liverpool-gif-23322166

[maiden fern]

If mci

Wins

[native lance]

Kevin de bruyneee

[maiden fern]

Pl , UCL super Cup and Belgium does well in wc

[sterile vessel]

Benz has booked it I think

[vapid wyvern]

2018/19 is the best prime imo
He was complete and he did that without amazing teammates

[dry leaf]

if madrid win the ucl yes

[maiden fern]

If they win UCL then yes otherwise no

[sterile vessel]

Umm debatable but he was a physical freak in 2012

[vapid wyvern]

Like how u said Belgium does well in the WC cause no way they winning

[maiden fern]

But i think man city will win

[native lance]

I'm sorry what, that's a great unpopular opinion tho

[maiden fern]

Well * yea shitty team

[sterile vessel]

In 19-20 he was little slow but better playmaker

[sterile vessel]

Good team bottle mentality, they missing kompany

[maiden fern]

Good team but bad coach

And

There defence is shitty

[native lance]

Ngl how did barca just let Messi go like that

[maiden fern]

Lukaku always bottles kdb pass

[sterile vessel]

They don't have quality fullbacks

[maiden fern]

Kdb needs a clinical St like Ronaldo or haaland

[native lance]

So weird, they could of sold way more

[sterile vessel]

And CDM options are shit too

[native lance]

Why Messi

[sterile vessel]

It was due to la liga rules

[maiden fern]

I hate barca for this

They bought tons of new players

[native lance]

Same

And sold Messi

[maiden fern]

But couldn't keep messi

[sterile vessel]

Well they didn't sell exactly

[native lance]

They let him go

That's better

[sterile vessel]

No they had to let him go

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-messi-argentina-football-players-club-gif-23923822

[sterile vessel]

There was no way he could've renewed

[maiden fern]

What do you guys predict this real vs mnc second leg

[native lance]

Everytime I see

[maiden fern]

??

[native lance]

Messis psg gif

[maiden fern]

I see 2-1 mci wins

[native lance]

I get so pissed

[sterile vessel]

Real 3-1

[dry leaf]

i predict 1-1

[sterile vessel]

Big d Benz strikes

[native lance]

RMA will win 3-1 vs mci 2nd leg

[maiden fern]

Are. You serious

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/karim-benzema-vamos-benzema-hat-trick-benzema-goal-karim-karim-benzema-goal-chelsea-gif-25368463

[maiden fern]

Bro lol

[sterile vessel]

Well you can't underestimate

Him

[maiden fern]

Ye a

You can't

Underestimate

Mancity as well

[native lance]

Yes I can

[sterile vessel]

He has got anger inside him

[dry leaf]

tbf city arent like chelsea or psg

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/eleven-elevensports-happy-celebration-goal-gif-19748516

[dry leaf]

they can hold on to a lead

[maiden fern]

True and team always compare city to them

[maiden fern]

We have lead and people just think that if benz score we will not

We will have cancelo too

[native lance]

What's ur favorite El classico match

[maiden fern]

As rb

[maiden fern]

5-0

[sterile vessel]

2012 title deciding

[native lance]

Mine is the 3-2 in 2017

[sterile vessel]

2-1

[maiden fern]

Ever

[dry leaf]

6-0

[sterile vessel]

When dude?

It was 6-2

[native lance]

Long time ago

[sterile vessel]

Ohh

[native lance]

1967 I think

Or the 1980s

[sterile vessel]

Aight then mine is the infamous 11-1

[native lance]

Oh wait

Not it isn't

It's 2000s

[opaque oracle]

Mbappe will be in these celebrations too next season

Can't wait

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-gif-22085655

[dry leaf]

errr

ok

[native lance]

The 6-0 classico

Was 2009

It's pretty decent

[sterile vessel]

He's trying to leverage as much money possible from both PSG and RM

Ohh lemme check

[dry leaf]

actually true

mans running away with like a 1million dollar weekly pay check

free transfer my ass

[sterile vessel]

Bro it was 6-2

Yeah mbappe mother was apparently in Qatar for bigger deal

[thin crystal]

Mbappe to Real Madrid mbappe to Real Madrid

[maiden fern]

Haaland to city haaland to city

New el classico

[granite notch]

Haaland to Barcelona

[reef bison]

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[pine salmon]

Penaldo

[viral shadow]

Stop it with this shit, next time its a mute

[sonic anvil]

A keeper can only hold the ball for 6 seconds right

[granite notch]

One similarity between Copa America 2021 final and Euros 2016 final is that Ronaldo and Messi were only seen for playing few minutes in that match and Eden and Di maria scored the winners for them

[dawn niche]

So eden and dimaria>>>messi and ronaldo

Case closed

[spiral bough]

Dude where is Bale

[dawn niche]

Fr

[spiral bough]

Include BALE TOO

[vapid wyvern]

And both Messi and Ronaldo were having injuries

And carried their team upto the finals

And the team stepped up

[vapid wyvern]

Eden

[spiral bough]

Great point

[vapid wyvern]

It's not Eden, it's Eder 😭

[spiral bough]

Ohh

Madrid with Ronaldo or Madrid without Ronaldo

[vapid wyvern]

Madrid with and without Ronaldo are good

Ronaldo is a good bonus

[maiden fern]

They can't afford him

And they are not even in race lol

[rancid parrot]

barca match today

[orchid sequoia]

WOOOOOO

[limber badger]

Instant 1 nil loss

I have a bad feeling barca will lose again 😭

[orchid sequoia]

why is he muted

dybala guy

[little owl]

Purple

Who do you think is a good Lewa replacement

[deep burrow]

I still don’t know how can he make his team score three goals by making this face 🤨 and chewing gum

[spiral bough]

Goat
We can't argue

[spiral bough]

Patrik Schick

[simple void]

🤓

if we lose i will remove my account

[spiral bough]

@simple void ok

[simple void]

what a goal

[heavy abyss]

nah

[simple void]

city 100%

[simple void]

we dont need him

we have auba

[heavy abyss]

auba?

lol

[hard mantle]

aubamabloodclaatyang

[forest dagger]

Fun fact

Rapid Wien has won more Bundesliga titles than Bayern Leverkusen

I’m talking about the German Bundesliga, by the way.

[vast sandal]

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[little owl]

Oooo 👀

But probably not

We need to see how he is

[spiral bough]

KDB

[spiral bough]

He is superb in Bundesliga and Euro

[little owl]

He is, yeah

[spiral bough]

And Bayern like Bundesliga player

[little owl]

But he's out with injury

We need to see how he is after he's back

[spiral bough]

Any one can suffer injury
But he is quite good

[knotty bison]

Trabzonspor

șamyion

[simple void]

Fati > vini jr

[spiral bough]

Welp

[dire stag]

SUPER RANGERS ARMY 💙💙

[granite notch]

love to do an Old Firm trip eventually

[dire stag]

Same

John terry wearing a Celtic scarf

[supple crypt]

Barca should sell goattin braitwaite

[limber badger]

Aight bro

Get ready to remove/delete

[foggy delta]

Really????

[dire stag]

Yeah lmao

[foggy delta]

What a tosser

[dire stag]

Videoing them singing ynwa

Racist bastard

[foggy delta]

Same man who was supposed to manage rangers in stead of GIO

[dire stag]

Thank god he didn’t

[foggy delta]

Same man who wore a Rangers Kit.

[dire stag]

Rangers been much better side so far

[vast sandal]

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[dire stag]

Just gotta score to count for it

[foggy delta]

Nah our Midfield have been defending better than our defence. Fuck knows what Borna is doing

[dire stag]

Basseys been good so far

Cleaning up

[foggy delta]

Kent gave me a scare, i thought that run he did was gonna go in

[dire stag]

I just don’t rate Sakala atall

I think he’s bang average

[foggy delta]

Get itten on he came back in feb and hasnt played a game

[dire stag]

Is Roofe injured?

[foggy delta]

Yea

He "Supposed" to be back for thursady

[dire stag]

Ah okay

[foggy delta]

He could of been back today

[dire stag]

Hopefully he’s ready gonna need him

[foggy delta]

I just miss Alfie

[torpid halo]

No Celtic Rangers match channel? @brave cosmos

[dire stag]

Typical

All that just to concede

He cannot defend

That’s awful defending

Jesus

School boy stuff that

[brave cosmos]

when does it start

has it started

[dire stag]

It’s on

Yeah

20 mins in

[foggy delta]

20 mins in

Fuck this

[stone hemlock]

YASS 1-0 🍀🍀🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[torpid halo]

Ange Pestecoglou masterclass

[dire stag]

Omg that is fucking horrific

[stone hemlock]

Get it up ya zombies

[torpid halo]

Everyone said "who?" when he was appointed

[dire stag]

I see better defending in mens walking football

[foggy delta]

Im still saying who

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[spiral bough]

Why

[simple void]

hi im harry

[dire stag]

Do you know how to play football?

Cos it don’t fucking seem like it

[simple void]

yes

its easy

me and de gea friends

[dire stag]

💀

[spiral bough]

Our Messiah

@simple void u are best

[simple void]

i know thx😙

[spiral bough]

Please come to Psg

[simple void]

no

[spiral bough]

Why

[simple void]

man utd is better

[reef bison]

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[spiral bough]

Nah

[simple void]

and i hate psg

[spiral bough]

U sucks in Man United

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[simple void]

no

[simple void]

im better then ronaldo

[spiral bough]

Why u do this to this child explain us

[simple void]

aaa

[spiral bough]

Tell us

[simple void]

he was stupid

[spiral bough]

U can't say that

[simple void]

no

i can say anthing

anything

[spiral bough]

Noo leave it Maguire

[simple void]

no i wont

[spiral bough]

We don't have hopes

[simple void]

ok

[spiral bough]

Ok

[simple void]

i want to go to juventus

in this summer

[peak cliff]

please

do it for the utd

[simple void]

no

[peak cliff]

you already carried us enough

[simple void]

i want to kill de ligt

[peak cliff]

i dont think we deserve you bro

[simple void]

oki wont to go

i

[spiral bough]

Noooo

@peak cliff why u told him to stay

[dry leaf]

Come to arsenal

We will pay u 60k p week

Its not a lot but hey nobody rates u now

We need a backup left sided center back

[simple void]

Wow

rly?

[dry leaf]

Yes

[simple void]

but no

[peak cliff]

maguire if i was you iwould go arsenal broo

[simple void]

i want to saty

[peak cliff]

they deserve you

[simple void]

stay

[peak cliff]

go bro please go

[simple void]

no

[peak cliff]

really listen me we dont deserve you

u are too good for utd

[simple void]

yes ik

[dry leaf]

Imho maguire is decent

[spiral bough]

Please goooooo

[dry leaf]

Tho yes his form hasnt been great

But uk

[simple void]

no i want to stay

[dry leaf]

Utd is making varane look like crap

So yeaj

[peak cliff]

nah bro

[spiral bough]

Nooooo

[peak cliff]

he is the goat

wdym he isnt just a decent player

[lunar trench]

he's not human

[peak cliff]

put some respect on his name