football-lounge

[plush prism]

erm

[broken heart]

Mbpopa's mom coming to meet Perez this week

[plush prism]

i dont see any real madrid posters

[broken heart]

Cringe

[plush prism]

for u

real madrid fans crying

[proud cedar]

marcus rashford good player to idolize

other than hes shit

[plush prism]

true

idk why mbappe would idolise him tbh

[proud cedar]

actually good man outside the pitch

[plush prism]

but it is wat it is

[broken heart]

Mbappe wanna feed hungry kids

With his 100m contract

[plush prism]

rashford literally could have won euros

but he didnt

[plush prism]

salah too

but liverpool dont care

about children

[uncut pike]

The best league campaign of all time.

[plush prism]

morinho looks so weird with that haircut

they bottled ucl tho

[uncut pike]

Losing in pens to Bayern not really bottling

[granite notch]

Doesn’t matter, he has CL titles with Porto and inter

[uncut pike]

it was semi’s too

[broken heart]

Neuer made cr7 kaka ramos look like kids

[plush prism]

https://www.givemesport.com/1720547-marcus-rashford-kylian-mbappe-sent-dm-to-england-star-after-euro-2020-penalty-miss

[broken heart]

😭

[plush prism]

class act tbh

[uncut pike]

That game hurt ngl

[proud cedar]

bc he also missed against swiss

[plush prism]

morinho wont say this lmao

[broken heart]

Actually England fans DM him first

[granite notch]

https://youtu.be/no3ugf_zDcI yo this united keeper tho

united defence is so shit but the keeper is 🔥 big potential

[granite notch]

Because he doesn’t need to state what he’s won, ppl all ready know what he’s capable of

[broken heart]

Which keeper

[granite notch]

uniteds keeper in that match

dont know his name

[broken heart]

Oh ok

[granite notch]

just watch it

[plush prism]

haha u dont understand

[broken heart]

Understood

[granite notch]

he's a fucking wicked shot stopper

[broken heart]

I thought u meant David de gea

[granite notch]

oh hell naw

Liverpool need to sign Vitinha

[proud cedar]

DDG is shit

[granite notch]

this kid probably wud do better then ddg

[granite notch]

If I don’t understand then explain what you’re implying

Yawn yawn

We all know DDG is past it

Move on

[plush prism]

https://www.givemesport.com/1566487-jose-mourinho-cried-in-his-car-after-real-madrids-loss-to-bayern-munich-in-2012

[broken heart]

Yeah

[granite notch]

was saying the same thing back in ‘20

[proud cedar]

DDG couldnt even get called up for spain

[broken heart]

But he'll stay next season too

[granite notch]

lmao

did kepa get callled over him

[proud cedar]

nah fam

[plush prism]

i just google that very quickly lol

[native lance]

Sheesh

[granite notch]

Bro you keep sending his failiures but you’re not talking about what he’s won lol. Do you respect Mourinho?

did casillas get called up?

[native lance]

I'm more excited for Villarreal vs Liverpool then city vs rma for some reason

Idk

💀

[plush prism]

haha u became so mad u forgot the conversation topic

[vast sandal]

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[granite notch]

robert sanchez?

Unai simon

[proud cedar]

yes

sanchez

unai

and raya

[broken heart]

Dude might win conference league no cap

[native lance]

Lol

[proud cedar]

those were the keepers

[granite notch]

Wdym? You was the one saying Mourinho “bottled” so I just reminded you what he’s won, Simple. You’re just waffling

Sanchez simon raya merino and kepa would all get called up over de Gea

200%

Enrique cannot play without a BPD

[granite notch]

He will win something at Roma

BPGK*

[broken heart]

Yeah

[granite notch]

He refuses to not have one

[plush prism]

@granite notch i cant believe im wasting time on u lol but...

[granite notch]

It’s his way he builds up from the back

[plush prism]

u say it doesnt matter

[broken heart]

What's that

[granite notch]

De Gea is anti passing

[plush prism]

but obv it matters to morinho

[granite notch]

Ball playing goalkeeper

[broken heart]

Yeah

[plush prism]

bc he cried lmao 😅

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[granite notch]

He refuses to play without one

[granite notch]

Who do u support

[proud cedar]

DDG gone next season anyways

[granite notch]

There’s a reason his euros team was controversial but there’s also a reason it worked

[plush prism]

roma

and cadiz

[granite notch]

Dean hendo will be used more

[plush prism]

ofc

[broken heart]

Dean Hendo is bpgk?

[proud cedar]

yes

[granite notch]

100%

[granite notch]

Do you actually support Roma or are you waffling

Ball player and sweeper

[broken heart]

Why they don't play him then

[proud cedar]

bc

[granite notch]

Overall game is much better then de Gea

[proud cedar]

Ole ball

[granite notch]

Irregardless of shot stopping ability

[plush prism]

i support porto chelsea inter real and roma

[proud cedar]

Rangnick plays Ole ball

[uncut pike]

Gabriel Jesus will NOT play at right-back vs Real Madrid, confirms Pep Guardiola.

[broken heart]

Back 3

[plush prism]

and unioao de leira

[broken heart]

Obviously

[uncut pike]

No walker or cancelo Vs rma tomorrow 🙏🏽

[granite notch]

This guy smh, ur a goof g

[proud cedar]

nooooooooo

[uncut pike]

Vini might run riot

[proud cedar]

Walker maybe

[broken heart]

Will be very tough

[plush prism]

sory u are mad lol

but facts is facts

[uncut pike]

No

[granite notch]

Well

[uncut pike]

Zin Ake Laporte Dias most likely

[proud cedar]

wait

[granite notch]

Rangnick I’m assuming is just working with what he has

[plush prism]

sometimes u just have to accept

[granite notch]

Short term de gea is like a quick fix solution

[plush prism]

and then move on

[proud cedar]

Stones is injured again?

[granite notch]

I’m just tryna understand how someone can waffle so much in a short amount of time

[uncut pike]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-dead-monkey-gif-14754959

Dias at RB

[broken heart]

Yeah

[granite notch]

Shot stopping for when he faces a lot of shots

[plush prism]

none of the players like rangnick

[granite notch]

They can’t fix their defensive stability

[proud cedar]

stones u bottler

[plush prism]

someone called him ted lasso

i think was lingard

[granite notch]

Their players are shite and that’s a lie

[broken heart]

Nah pep will go with back 3

[granite notch]

Whoever doesn’t like him is probably been shipped out anyways

[broken heart]

That triangle formation

He does

[uncut pike]

Zin Ake Laporte Dias most likely

I’m almost 100%

[plush prism]

frenkie de jong and his dad already rejected man utd apparently

[broken heart]

They hate him probably cuz ragnick doesn't hold back in press conference

[granite notch]

They don’t hate him

That’s known

Definitely that dressing room is in turmoil however

Some probably dislike

[plush prism]

oh ok they dislike him them

[granite notch]

Rangnick being honest to the press is needed

[plush prism]

a lot

but not hate

[granite notch]

Not ‘all’

[queen sluice]

Yo

[granite notch]

All is a stretch

[plush prism]

oh yeah someone said

[granite notch]

People definitely like rangnick

[queen sluice]

Sup yall

[plush prism]

someone said rangnick called his team shit

after they lost to arsenal

[granite notch]

And definitely dislike because he doesn’t protect them like ole

[plush prism]

so that why they hate him

even more

[broken heart]

True

[granite notch]

Ole protected the players even when they didn’t deserve to

[plush prism]

oh yeah pogba literally just said he dont rly like him i think

in his leaving statement

[queen sluice]

They need a little bit of reality

[plush prism]

or sth

[forest tapir]

Did you guys see what Mbappe just said about Messi in an interview

💀 💀

[queen sluice]

No

[plush prism]

he said hes finished?

[broken heart]

Who will be assistant of Erik tik tok?

[plush prism]

paul scholes

[broken heart]

Carrick?

[broken heart]

Fake

[queen sluice]

It's true tho

[broken heart]

Mbpopa won't say that

[queen sluice]

Kylian Mbop

[forest tapir]

Nah Mbappe actually said that

Messi can’t do anything about it though since Mbappe is fleeing to Madrid

[broken heart]

He ain't a Sunday league player bro

[granite notch]

Assistant I’m not sure

United are fiddlers

They probably want an ex player

[queen sluice]

Michael Carrick probably

[granite notch]

I’d imagine ten hag would try to bring as much of his current staff with him as possible

[plush prism]

nah

[granite notch]

Definite no

[plush prism]

carrick is doing punditry

for spurs

he quit united to do that

[queen sluice]

LmO

[plush prism]

yeah lol

[broken heart]

I heard saf wanted to bring in poch

[granite notch]

SAF was wrong

SAF is wrong

[plush prism]

saf is finished sorry

respect for what he did but

[queen sluice]

That's why he's retired

[plush prism]

is been 10 years now

[broken heart]

Yeah mistake on united that they keep consulting him

Well not anymore

[plush prism]

yeah but apparently he is always advising and

he even is on the team bus

for games

so obv his influence aint doing shit

[queen sluice]

He's doing them wrong so they keep praising him for being their best manager ever

💀

[plush prism]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-think-be-clever-be-smart-gif-10617231

[queen sluice]

Imposter

[granite notch]

Mate he retired years ago

He obviously is finished that’s why he stopped

[plush prism]

yeah but he still yappin

[granite notch]

The guy waffles, don’t bother with him

[queen sluice]

Fr

[granite notch]

Who maldini?

[plush prism]

ur just upset because morinho cried lol

not my fault

[granite notch]

Yes

[plush prism]

nah i state the hard truth

[dense agate]

how was the AMA fiago

[plush prism]

some people cant take it tho

[plush prism]

like 40 people max listened

[dense agate]

did he answer the ''is pulisic the lebron james of soccer'' question

[plush prism]

from a big server

[plush prism]

oh shit

did he say messi or ronaldo

i didnt hear that part

[tough iron]

Psg's farmers League is unstoppable

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1518711474440581123?s=21&t=xNWyqcJivGwYh8BA2-d65A

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨🥇| Asensio is willing to continue at Real Madrid, but the club’s offer will not be higher than the current one. Clubs like AC Milan, Juventus and Newcastle are interested. @antonmeana

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 10:00 PM

[uncut pike]

Keep it that way 😭

[plush prism]

sad times

but he has too many injuries

[uncut pike]

🚨🥇| Antonio Rudiger has made a ‘sacrifice’ financially, he will make less money at Real Madrid than he would have if he accepted the offer from Chelsea. @RodrigoFaez

[chrome bloom]

he should get a chance to play elsewhere

[plush prism]

he been at chelsea 5 years so fair play

huh he never won league

[broken heart]

Will win with us dw

[plush prism]

if he dont, u guys rly fucked up

[broken heart]

Let him come

We gave hazard two la ligas

Rudi will definitely win with us

[plush prism]

imagine hazard has 2 ligas

[silk tapir]

and the man still chows down 9 burgers per week on average

[plush prism]

but mbappe has to wait like 3 years for his

💀

[plush prism]

burgers can be healthy

footballers need calories

[broken heart]

Not since pintus came back

[silk tapir]

how much tho

[limber badger]

No touch football challenge let's go

[vast sandal]

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[plush prism]

like 4-5000 i dont remember

[limber badger]

Isn't that their daily tho

[plush prism]

yes

exactly

1 burger is only like 500 or sth

so u can have 10 burgers per training day

[silk tapir]

an average burger has 520 calories, so 9 times that is prolly like 4000ish

[plush prism]

see we both did the math

but got same results

[silk tapir]

someone do the math i am too lazy

[plush prism]

so must be true

[limber badger]

Imagine only eating burgers before matches

[silk tapir]

lol

[plush prism]

it has all main nutrients tho

except like maybe minerals

[silk tapir]

burgers for the W then?

[broken heart]

They need nutritional burgers

[limber badger]

Oh wait hazard already does it

[broken heart]

Hazard eats burger king

[limber badger]

💀 💀 💀

[plush prism]

carbs protein and veggies

[silk tapir]

isn't there veg burgers

[plush prism]

yeah

and u can have fish burger

its real madrid they can prob do any burger

[limber badger]

Not mcfish

[broken heart]

He isnt fat anymore atleast

[plush prism]

like super healthy burger

[broken heart]

Just has bad luck

[plush prism]

they prob have whey protein burger

and protein ketchup

[silk tapir]

imagine Hazard at half time just chowing down on the bench

[plush prism]

he did

once

not on bench

[onyx orbit]

Nah man Hazard's just done bro, give up on the dream

[limber badger]

I can see that happening again

[plush prism]

he got subbed off in a belgium game

[limber badger]

He went to eat

[plush prism]

so he went and had a burger with his family

[limber badger]

Coz hungry

[forest tapir]

Fr

[silk tapir]

legendary topic I created, Hazard and burgers

[plush prism]

the belgium fa was going to fine and ban him

[limber badger]

But as hazard is hazard

[plush prism]

but his agent helped do negotiation so he got let off

[limber badger]

They didn't

[plush prism]

yea its on wikipedia or sth

[forest tapir]

Even if hazard was at his peak fitness I don’t think he’d be as good as he was before

[onyx orbit]

Real should just go and swap Hazard with Bruno G while they still can

[plush prism]

i think

[onyx orbit]

deal of the century 🥵🥵🥵

[plush prism]

they cant

or sth

[uncut pike]

🚨🥇| Real Madrid are confident that Kylian Mbappe will stick to his word. They expect Mbappe to say something by June. @RodrigoFaez

[plush prism]

mbappe: something

by june

[broken heart]

😭

He'll decide soon

Whatever he wants to do

[native lance]

Sheesh

[proud cedar]

lewa deserves the most recognition here

he hasnt played as many semis as the others

[native lance]

Fr

[proud cedar]

Ronaldo has played 21 semi-final games

[native lance]

I think 19

Semi

Final

[proud cedar]

messi has played 15

[plush prism]

when ronaldo retires and they look at his stats

people will be like

wtf was that guy

[proud cedar]

im getting those of the UCL handbook

[native lance]

Lol

💀

[proud cedar]

uefa have all the stats in that file

[native lance]

A

[proud cedar]

these are most ucl stats

[native lance]

A

Alr

[proud cedar]

if u ever want to check

[limber badger]

Lewa 😤

[uncut pike]

Lewa stats is kinda misleading tbh

Cuz from those 7 goals he scored 4 in one game

[limber badger]

Ikr

[uncut pike]

yea haha

[granite notch]

These mbappe news getting annoying asf

I heard reports that he has already signed for Real Madrid

[uncut pike]

🚨🥇| Antonio Rudiger has made a ‘sacrifice’ financially, he will make less money at Real Madrid than he would have if he accepted the offer from Chelsea. @RodrigoFaez

[granite notch]

Then that he will stay in PSG

[uncut pike]

Gotta love him for that ⚪️

[granite notch]

Then that he hasn't decided yet

[uncut pike]

Xabi alonso 💪🏽

[native lance]

Sheesh

[granite notch]

Marcos Alonso clear

[native lance]

I thought Ramos had more

Then that

[uncut pike]

Who’s that

[granite notch]

Alonso shouldn't even be playing football tbh

He should be in jail

[uncut pike]

Exactly

[granite notch]

Or away of football pitches

At least

[uncut pike]

The loss Vs rma hurt marquinhos..

[proud cedar]

he played so bad

he assisted benzema

like full on assist

[uncut pike]

Yea he kicked the ball for benz 💀

[granite notch]

Why does his teeth look green

[uncut pike]

Shade probably

Idk

[native lance]

💀

[dense agate]

barcelona is just possesion fc

[granite notch]

Bad take

[feral sphinx]

Dub take

[granite notch]

Really isn’t

[feral sphinx]

Xavi aint all that

[feral sphinx]

😭😭😭

[granite notch]

Agendas my friend agendas

[feral sphinx]

He is decent

But then again barce is decent as well there not that team no more

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[native lance]

😭

Ngl I think the reason people say prime Messi is better then prime Ronaldo, is cause prime Messi lasted longer then prime Ronaldo, prime Ronaldo is obviously better but prime Messi lasted for so long unlike Ronaldo.

[violet reef]

ok

[native lance]

Ik no one asked

Just wanted to say that

[proud cedar]

what's your point tho

[native lance]

Is that prime Ronaldo is better, and what I think is the reason people say prime Messi is better

[proud cedar]

There is no such thing as a "prime season". Messi peaked better than Ronaldo thats all

[proud cedar]

statistically Messi is way better than Ronaldo in his peak

[native lance]

Ye cuz it lasted longer

That's what I'm saying

[proud cedar]

no

[dull crow]

yeah and also visually

messi is better than ronaldo

by light years

[proud cedar]

im basing it of 1 season

[dull crow]

ronaldo shouldnt be compared to messi because messi is more than a striker

messi is everything

messi is

hands down

[granite notch]

Messi is PESSI

[dull crow]

the most complete player football has ever seen

and i support real madrid

so

[granite notch]

Shut up

Respect the goat

[granite notch]

Ratio

[dull crow]

football will never see a player as good as messi

where as with ronaldo

[native lance]

Messi and Ronaldo both goats fr

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-lionel-messi-ronaldo-and-messi-messi-and-ronaldo-cristiano-and-messi-gif-19487970

[proud cedar]

If 2012 is the best time for Messi and 2017 is the best time for Ronaldo then yeah Messi is quite better at peak

[granite notch]

RONALDO>>> your favorite player + cry + take this Ratio

[dull crow]

if lewandowski played at the level he is currently at with a team like barcelona 2009 or real madrid 2018 then he would have done close to the same as ronaldos numbers and no one can tell me otherwise

[native lance]

Messi prime was 2012/2015

One of them

[proud cedar]

just grow up lad

[dull crow]

^^ change my view

[granite notch]

Ratio

[summer breach]

Tapinaldo is far from goat

[native lance]

Ngl Messi 2009 is underrated, I always say it

Messi 2009 was a beast

[granite notch]

What age are you bro

Messi is the greatest player to ever grace a pitch but cr7 will always be my favorite

[granite notch]

69

Child

Cry doggy

[native lance]

Child

[uncut pike]

Ready for tomorrow! #HalaMadrid 🤍

[proud cedar]

Ronaldo is better at certain attributes which are god-given

[native lance]

Ronaldo and Messi are better at there separate ways

[dull crow]

vinicius junior is the new neymar

[proud cedar]

which is obv

[uncut pike]

obv

[dull crow]

inshallah villarreal make it through

seeing an all spanish final against all odds would be incredible

[uncut pike]

They won’t unfortunately

[dull crow]

they beat bayern and imo bayern are better than liverpool

[granite notch]

I mean ronaldo has some aspects we may never see. I don't think we'll ever see a more prolific goal scorer than ronaldo

[uncut pike]

I want the final to be RMA VS Liverpool

Tbh

[dull crow]

lewandowski

[dull crow]

real madrid have a thing for beating liverpool

[proud cedar]

Ronaldo is way better at aerial play since hes taller ofc, Messi's aerial play is incomparable to Ronaldo's

[granite notch]

He's got quite a way to go

[proud cedar]

but thats natural

[dull crow]

he got 69 goals in a season before

[granite notch]

Ronaldo Messi debates YAWNNNNN

talk about something else for once

Variety

[uncut pike]

Yea

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[dull crow]

beating liverpool 3-1

more precisely

[proud cedar]

there have been more bellingham pedri debates than messi ronaldo debates

but thats just crat init

[onyx orbit]

Trent vs Vini Jr is gonna be 🥶🥶🥶

[uncut pike]

It will be the 4th consecutive time Madrid will disgrace Liverpool. Pin this 😭

[granite notch]

Madrid owns Liverpool

[granite notch]

Every time I come here it’s either childish or that

Both Madrid teams own Liverpool

[uncut pike]

Tbf Liverpool beat them this season pretty easily

[proud cedar]

you are getting quite carried away then

[granite notch]

Atletico won when it mattered

Atletico owns us?

😂

Good one mate

[granite notch]

Atleti definitely don't

Have fun VS city

[native lance]

Ending this debate
Goals :Ronaldo
Assists: Messi
Pace : Ronaldo
G/A : Messi
UCL :Ronaldo
Playmaker : Messi
Shooting : Ronaldo
Dribbling :Messi
Skills : Messi
Heading : Ronaldo

5-5

BOTH GOATS!

[proud cedar]

Madrid fans with the egos

[granite notch]

Morata silenced the whole anfield

[native lance]

Finished debate fr

[proud cedar]

getting dominated by Chelshit

[granite notch]

Atletico owns anfield

[proud cedar]

[granite notch]

We own Liverpool 🥴 🥴

[proud cedar]

• football viewer since 2019

[granite notch]

Good for him lad

You beat us 3 years ago

Whatever

It is what it is

We beat them recently and they’re out of the champions league

[uncut pike]

Tbh it’s even

[native lance]

💀

[granite notch]

Hope atletico enjoy the europa league

[native lance]

Lol

[proud cedar]

Salah is 3 goals away from being the all-time ucl topscorer for english teams

[uncut pike]

That’s crazy

[granite notch]

Atletico won when it mattered the most

[uncut pike]

who holds the record

[proud cedar]

Drogba and Aguero

both

[granite notch]

Good for them

[uncut pike]

tied ?

[proud cedar]

yes

[granite notch]

Never won a single UCL

[uncut pike]

Nice

[granite notch]

Why didn’t they win when it mattered then however?

Shame that

[proud cedar]

leave em

he probably knows nothing and watches real for the fun of it

[granite notch]

Did u beat them in a UCL final? 🤣

No

Then why switching the point

[proud cedar]

well havent played them in a ucl final

they dont make those as often

[granite notch]

They got in 2 finals in a row

[proud cedar]

and lost them

[granite notch]

U got in 1 in more than a decade

They've been there more often than you

[proud cedar]

yes lad

football has been around for a decade

great conclusion

[granite notch]

U keep walking away from the point n😹

[proud cedar]

no im not

i said atletico havent made much finals compared to us

and u brought up football this decade only

use stats properly atleast

[chrome bloom]

oof

[proud cedar]

foo

[granite notch]

Atletico?

You’re talking about atletico

If you’re talking about real fair enough

Atletico have won nothing

Real don’t own us but they’ve beaten us in the CL final

[proud cedar]

if its Real then i believe we did

[feral sphinx]

Atletico is a dead club

[proud cedar]

we did beat real in a ucl final before

[granite notch]

We have spanked Real Madrid before

We can do it again

You have beaten us before and might do it again

I’m not bothered because it’s the past

[granite notch]

Atletico is debatable but real owns you

People dwell on the past too much in football

Real doesn’t own us

FSG do lad

Was

[granite notch]

Yes they do 🤣

[feral sphinx]

U confuse me with saka pfp

But support liverpool

[granite notch]

Lol

[proud cedar]

its almost even

[granite notch]

Real don’t own us tho

[chrome bloom]

right

[proud cedar]

we beat them 3 times they beat us 4

[granite notch]

Beaten us in a UCL final when we were clear underdogs

[proud cedar]

drawn once

[granite notch]

And you beat a team with championship CBs

[feral sphinx]

Tbf I support united if that makes u feel better

[granite notch]

Half strength

[chrome bloom]

we both in pain

[proud cedar]

dont act like its a full on

5 win difference

u misusing words

[feral sphinx]

Yep we are just here 😔

[granite notch]

"clear underdogs" just shut up man they u were been hyped asf that year

[proud cedar]

we werent "hyped" to be considered having the upper-hand

[granite notch]

Liverpool fans keep bitching about injuries when Real had more 😭

[granite notch]

We were heavy under dogs

[proud cedar]

only hype to it is that we were in our darkest days and Klopp managed to actually have us compete for a UCL trophy

[granite notch]

And also

[granite notch]

More like clearly overhyped

The injuries are undeniably bad

[granite notch]

No overhyping to it

That Madrid team was special

Probably better

We went in as the under dogs

[proud cedar]

us losing a defender is like losing 3

we play with a high-line

[granite notch]

Freak incidents by karius and a wonder goal

It is what it is

[proud cedar]

if we change the back 4 we are dead

[granite notch]

Exactly lmaoo

[proud cedar]

like actually dead

[granite notch]

Don’t have to make it an argument

I don't think so you had so many players in amazing form

Liverpool were very hyped that year

We were hyped for a reason

You won the competition back to back

I went in not expecting a win

But I had hope un

o

[granite notch]

Bro acting 2018 Liverpool was 2004 Greece or some shit 🤣🤣🤣

We were hyped for being a good team

[proud cedar]

bro is actually like

[granite notch]

Stop being an annoying twat

[proud cedar]

slower than carvajal

are u slow?

[granite notch]

We were underdogs

[proud cedar]

u got something in ur head?

[granite notch]

No u weren't

Are you telling me RMA were then?

Or what?

[chrome bloom]

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[proud cedar]

does ur ball knowledge go even back to 2014?

[granite notch]

2 on the trot with a special team

[proud cedar]

lad?

[granite notch]

There were no underdogs

[proud cedar]

are u okay?

[proud cedar]

LOLLL

yea

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/pablo-gif-15233156

I’ve had enough with you lad

Cya

[granite notch]

Y'all English mfs can't say 3 sentences without saying the word "lad" 😭

[granite notch]

U weren't an underdog ffs

[proud cedar]

-madrid fan since 2019

[granite notch]

U weren't 2017 monaco

Or 2019 Ajax

Or 2022 Villarreal

Watch the second leg of Liverpool Barca

[chrome bloom]

underdogs dont have to be shit like greece in 2004

[granite notch]

And the 2005 ucl final.

[chrome bloom]

you can be an underdog but not extreme

[proud cedar]

underdog means u shouldnt have the higher chance winning

[chrome bloom]

ya exactly

which in that case liverpool counts as an underdog

[granite notch]

That's not what underdog means 🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

[chrome bloom]

underdogs

theres always one team

thats an underdog

when going against another team

[fiery star]

bale masterclass and karius disasterclass in the final what can you do

[chrome bloom]

if u do liverpool vs man city one team is still considered as an underdog

even though both teams are solid

[granite notch]

Who is then

[chrome bloom]

thats not up to me lmfao

[proud cedar]

it depends on the form of the teams

[granite notch]

Lmaoo

[proud cedar]

last h2h City were underdogs

and we won

[chrome bloom]

when u have games like liverpool vs man city it doesnt matter who the underdog is lol

[proud cedar]

the one before that City were also underdogs

but we drew

[granite notch]

Scouse not English

[granite notch]

Underdog means when a smaller team gets more far in a competition or league that it was expected

[chrome bloom]

underdog is applied to games

as well

[granite notch]

Wrong

[chrome bloom]

not a tournament in general

[chrome bloom]

UFC?

wdym wrong

[proud cedar]

need english lessons?

[young peak]

Not always

[chrome bloom]

ya not always but it can

any game u can have an underdog

[proud cedar]

Underdog is the team that has the least chances

[chrome bloom]

every game has an underdog i dont get the problem here

its literally chances of winning

[vast sandal]

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[chrome bloom]

if its man city vs liverpool and liverpool has a 49% chance of winning theyre the underdogs

i dont understand

thats literally what it is

[granite notch]

That's not tho

[proud cedar]

allow it

change topics

[chrome bloom]

game wise it is but if ur looking at underdogs tournament wise like greece then its different

[granite notch]

But whatever let's stop here

[coarse hazel]

Can anyone shoot a knuckleball

[proud cedar]

meh

[granite notch]

yes

[chrome bloom]

only if its a deadball

lmfao

[coarse hazel]

U do it with the top of the instep of the laces

[proud cedar]

i can do a trivela

[coarse hazel]

Struggling rn

[proud cedar]

i dont do knuckleballs

like

ever

[coarse hazel]

Same. Not shit tho trivela passes.

[granite notch]

theres a bone on ur front side of the feet

use it

[coarse hazel]

Shot*

[vast sandal]

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[chrome bloom]

no point of knuckle balls

curl it

[granite notch]

trivela is easy af

[proud cedar]

yes

[granite notch]

true

[proud cedar]

if u give ball some curl then u should be able to finess

[granite notch]

knuckle ball needs alot of practice

[chrome bloom]

ya knuckle ball is just idk no use for it

[coarse hazel]

Huh

[proud cedar]

freekicks

[chrome bloom]

sometimes u can bang the ball really hard and its literally a knuckle ball

[feral sphinx]

I can hit knuckle balls

[coarse hazel]

Knuckball is one of the best shooting techniques

[chrome bloom]

but even with free kicks

[proud cedar]

no its not

[chrome bloom]

no

[feral sphinx]

Most of the times is out of luck

[coarse hazel]

Yes it is it’s powerful and unpredictable

It’s very uncomfortable for any goalie

[granite notch]

useless on freekicks because it takes time for the ball to lift up

[chrome bloom]

i used to play academy for toronto fc and got my shit smoked if i did knuckle balls for no reason

[coarse hazel]

If it’s so useless why does Ronaldo have massive success with it

[feral sphinx]

Lol

[coarse hazel]

Nice

[proud cedar]

trivela is more useful

[coarse hazel]

I play academy for Southampton

[proud cedar]

its more decieving

[coarse hazel]

In Canada

[chrome bloom]

just shoot the damn ball thats all u need

LMFAOO

[granite notch]

he practiced it alot

[chrome bloom]

shoot it well

[granite notch]

now you see

he hits the wall

every time

[coarse hazel]

I remind me to never listen to your shooting advice

😭

[proud cedar]

Ronaldo doesnt tho

[granite notch]

he tries to knuckle the ball every time

[chrome bloom]

bro i kid u not u just need to be able to shoot the ball properly

[coarse hazel]

He does. His best free kick goals come from a knuckle ball

[granite notch]

poor success rate

[chrome bloom]

all this knuckle ball bs

isnt gonna save u

curl the ball properly

and with power

[coarse hazel]

I’m not saying you should only shoot knuckle balls but it’s a great shooting technique to learn especially for free kicks.

[chrome bloom]

ya learn them sure

[coarse hazel]

And it has its uses

[chrome bloom]

but u cant be using it most of the time

[proud cedar]

Ronaldo isnt much of a free-kick taker. he was good back then but he hasnt been a good freekick taker ever since like 2018 or 2019

[chrome bloom]

😭

[proud cedar]

takes 100 attempts to score one of those

[chrome bloom]

and i find knuckle balls useful only when the ball is at one place and not moving

[proud cedar]

his last free-kick before this one vs Norwich was in 2020 in juve

[coarse hazel]

But of his free kicks taken what technique was used many times to score his free kicks

Chip shot?

[proud cedar]

no

[coarse hazel]

Exactly. It was knuckle balls

[native lance]

W

[proud cedar]

a ball will curl if ur technique is good

[chrome bloom]

learn it for free kicks

but dont o it when the ball is in play

[coarse hazel]

The hell you think I’m learning it for

Goal kicks

[proud cedar]

if u curl it perfectly then its gonna go in

[coarse hazel]

Lmfao

[chrome bloom]

ya id rather curl the ball

even in free kicks

which is literally what i said, if u can shoot properly u dont need knuckle balls

[coarse hazel]

Curling is easy and simple and has its uses especially since I’m a winger so when cuttin it curling to the far post helps

[proud cedar]

Messi's freekick against Pool was just a perfect curl

[coarse hazel]

But for free kicks I wanna pick up a knuckle ball

[proud cedar]

yet it looked nicer

because curls are more accurate

[coarse hazel]

Well I want to learn them

[proud cedar]

thats why it was physically unstoppable

[coarse hazel]

It’s not a necessity but regardless something that will benefit u

[proud cedar]

no keeper would be able to save that type of freekick

[chrome bloom]

idk how ur coach doesnt flame ur shit for doing kunckleballs

[proud cedar]

knuckleballs in crosses can either go well or SO BAD

[coarse hazel]

I scored a goal using one outside the box once on accident and that’s why I’m trying to pick it up.

[proud cedar]

if it is successful the gk will get confused

[chrome bloom]

knuckleballs can either be fucking rocketed to row z or go in

[proud cedar]

if its not succesful then

yeah

[coarse hazel]

Just hit the center of the ball

[proud cedar]

1 ball to the moon

[coarse hazel]

It should not be flying over the bar mate

Only if you hit lower half

[proud cedar]

btw

[coarse hazel]

Optimally for knuckle balls right below center is best apparently

[proud cedar]

knuckle balls can trick ur teammates

[chrome bloom]

or idk free kicks arent always meant to be shot

cross it in

if i feel like it was better to cross i did that

[proud cedar]

if u cross using a knuckle ball u might get ur teammate confused

thats why u might seem dumb using it

just dont

[chrome bloom]

gonna get finessed lmfaoo

[proud cedar]

fr

if u do that u get fucking clowned

[chrome bloom]

i usually crossed it in when ever the free kick was at an angle

if it was striaght

i would shoot

bc i could curl it in

sometimes keeping it simple is the best thing u can do

[proud cedar]

i honestly just get throughballs in from the back and call it a day

[chrome bloom]

its like me taking my time to learn how to rainbow flick a keeper when i can just dribble and shoot

[proud cedar]

what to u expect from a full-back

[chrome bloom]

😭

ppl wanna learn the advanced shit so fast they forget the basics

[proud cedar]

yes

thing is

[chrome bloom]

and then u start doing sme crazy shit for no reason

[proud cedar]

when u get used to the basics and u learn something new

u forget to try it in the match

💀

[chrome bloom]

😭

im kind of a hypocrite

i usually dribble a lot

during games

[native lance]

Sheesh

[chrome bloom]

i shouldnt but i do

i mean if it works it works

i drag in lots of fouls

[proud cedar]

i swear i took 4 games to remember that i learned how to do a reverse elastico

[chrome bloom]

💀

step overs always works for me

i either get a foul or just go htrough

[proud cedar]

i just do one stepover

for the looks of it

[chrome bloom]

im that crackhead that does 10

[native lance]

💀

[proud cedar]

useless ngl

[chrome bloom]

it works tho

i drop a shoulder

and i get fouled

LMFAOO

[coarse surge]

Especially when no one is pressing 🔥

[proud cedar]

sterling shall be proud

[proud cedar]

nah i just do it mid run

[chrome bloom]

being a CAM is fun

[proud cedar]

ehh

fullback supremacy

[coarse surge]

Bro doing it for show

[proud cedar]

u dont get the fun of tackling someone mid counter-attack

[chrome bloom]

im physical af

[proud cedar]

brexit tackles

[chrome bloom]

for no reason as well

[proud cedar]

im physically weak when u look at me but physical ingame

ive broken 2 bones this year only

[chrome bloom]

i should be a CB im like 6'0 and physical but im better at dribbling and passing

[chrome bloom]

ripp

[proud cedar]

not my bones ofc

[chrome bloom]

oh

lmfao

i broke my finger 2 times 3 months apart

it was pain

[proud cedar]

thing is

they are never fouls

but they give me yellow for "dangerous play"

man stfu

[chrome bloom]

i got a red for shit talking the other teams manager

it was worth it tho

scored the last goal

[proud cedar]

L

[chrome bloom]

shithousery is in my blood

[proud cedar]

as soon as i get a red i just burst

i would have to atleast physically attack 3 people before i leave

[chrome bloom]

that whole team was clowning us

so like i got excited af

when i scored

last minute

[proud cedar]

my last minute goals are always shit house

[vast sandal]

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[proud cedar]

one of them was just a cross for our striker but he couldnt reach the cross so i yeeted my self at the ball

[chrome bloom]

😭

[proud cedar]

full on ragdoll

i scored with my back

that was a long day tho

[chrome bloom]

i say some out of pocket shit when playing

LMFAOOO

just to make the dudes uncomfortable ofc

[proud cedar]

nah i once went behind some guy was in a 1v1 with another defender

i wasnt playing bc i was sick

i went behind him from the sideline and screamed at him

bro forgot the ball

[chrome bloom]

😭

i love doing shit like that

but i usually get serious when its important games

[proud cedar]

nah i usually just start fights to waste time

elite time wasting

[chrome bloom]

💀

[proud cedar]

i went 1 minute dribbling the ball in the corner

until it went out

[chrome bloom]

i yell at my team mates sometimes

[proud cedar]

and whilst the poor guy was getting the ball for a throw in

i pushed him

[chrome bloom]

😭

[solemn tusk]

so rudiger to madrid, W or L?

[proud cedar]

that was one lucky yellow for me

[proud cedar]

L

[chrome bloom]

dudes channelling his inner atletico madrid

[proud cedar]

inner Brexit FC at this point

sean dyche shall be proud

[chrome bloom]

simeone would love u

[proud cedar]

he gets exposed when hes playing in a back 4

no back 5 = no party

[solemn tusk]

why does sean dyche remind me of walter white

[proud cedar]

LOL

NAHH

[solemn tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/sean-dyche-dyche-burnley-burnley-fc-premier-league-gif-23947726

[chrome bloom]

evil walter white

[solemn tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/heisenberg-goddamn-right-damn-you-damn-right-yes-gif-11550134

[proud cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-sean-dyche-gif-18061014

[solemn tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[proud cedar]

smile

[chrome bloom]

me after breaking someones leg in game

[proud cedar]

my mom looking at me take my mugshot after brexiting 9 year old child to their death

[native lance]

💀

Lol

[reef bison]

Get a role for your favorite team and access the team channel, head over to #bot-sandbox and type //intro

[uncut pike]

More bad news for Barca

Barcelona confirm Sergiño Dest picked up a muscle injury on Sunday.

He will likely miss the rest of the season, per @gerardromero

[proud cedar]

lel

where alves

[uncut pike]

He plays but he only signed a 1 year deal

And he’s old

[proud cedar]

fair

[uncut pike]

So can’t play every game

Yeh

[proud cedar]

play lenglet

even tho hes an imposter

[uncut pike]

💀 good luck with that

[proud cedar]

but he can do the job

sadly for them they dont have james milner

who can cover all spots

including gk

[chrome bloom]

ohf uck i forgot felix is out for the rest of the season as well

[proud cedar]

Free my man from CDM

[chrome bloom]

nah hes been doing well still

free griezmann from cdm tho

LMFAOO

[proud cedar]

free my man from false cb

[chrome bloom]

😭

[native lance]

Sheesh

[rustic horizon]

rüdiger free to real

[brave ether]

https://tenor.com/view/florentino-pérez-happy-real-madrid-gif-11891658

mbappe free
rudiger free

papa perez all the way

[granite notch]

Hello

[shy belfry]

nah mbbape going real madrid not liverpool sir

[solemn tusk]

keep dreaming 😭

and why tf do u rep saka if ur a liverpool fan

[granite notch]

Generational talent

[lethal igloo]

Because Liverpool have no talent

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/NicoSchira/status/1518753570857926656

Nicolò Schira (@NicoSchira)

#BVB are in advanced talks to sign Ramy #Bensebaini from #Gladbach for €17M. Ready a contract until 2026. #transfers

Twitter · Apr 26, 2022, 12:47 AM

[uncut pike]

😂😂😂😂

[granite notch]

Focus on city mate

Cheers

[knotty hull]

guys take your ball outside that what Johan would've wanted

[uncut pike]

Hey Pique, by how many points are Barcelona behind Real Madrid?

[granite notch]

[knotty hull]

you stole that from troll football

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1518567828097765377

Troll Football (@TrollFootball)

Hey Pique, by how many points are Barcelona behind Real Madrid?

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Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 12:29 PM

[uncut pike]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[knotty hull]

thought he was creative and I wouldnt notice

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-mc-gregor-who-the-fook-is-that-guy-who-the-fuck-interview-gif-9518656

[granite notch]

What?

[uncut pike]

Yea bro so creative 💀💀

What r u talking about

Lmaoo

[granite notch]

What?

[uncut pike]

That guy

[granite notch]

I can’t laugh about that joke?

[uncut pike]

Not u

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-young-question-mark-huh-what-confused-gif-4995479

[knotty hull]

Barca thinking they are better then Madrid

[eternal ferry]

cringe

[uncut pike]

Not funny

[knotty hull]

nah its just fax

[granite notch]

Rn or all time?

[knotty hull]

barca will never be better then madrid for like another 3 years

Messi leaving really put a hole in the club

btw messi gonna win another Balloon for just standing

[granite notch]

Messi hater

[eternal ferry]

messi caried hole club

[knotty hull]

nah just fax

[eternal ferry]

and u think he is bad

[knotty hull]

messi can score 1 goal and win a balloon

[granite notch]

Actually go check the stats

[eternal ferry]

messi is goat of soccer