football-lounge

[native lance]

Is this fr

[granite notch]

Hm

[little helm]

I barely believe rumors usually

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/UtdDistrict/status/1518568319678545921

UtdDistrict 🇺🇦 (@UtdDistrict)

🗞 Erik ten Hag's summer budget - set at between £100-£150m, will be bolstered by any outgoings and #mufc are willing to listen to offers for Eric Bailly, Phil Jones, Anthony Martial, Alex Telles and Aaron Wan-Bissaka. [@RobDawsonESPN]

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 12:31 PM

[broken heart]

Yeah

[native lance]

RMA gonna win ucl bro

It's way too obvious

RMA have

Mr ucl benzema

A good defense

A good mid

Bro it's ggs

Man city have 0 chance

And if villareal made it to the final

It's rmas win

[granite notch]

There is a guy I don't like to play with is joining my football academy... What should I do?

[granite notch]

Tell me what should I do

[lethal igloo]

Mariano will have more La Liga’s than Cristiano Ronaldo

[native lance]

.

[native lance]

Imagine

[lethal igloo]

Wdym Imagine?

[oak panther]

imo just like try to solve the problem between you two and focus on practicing

[lethal igloo]

We don’t need to Imagine

[native lance]

Fr?

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1518569513377280000

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Raheem Sterling on his contract expiring in June 2023: “At the minute I'm happy to be playing here. That’s the most important thing. It would be selfish to speak of any contract situation”. 🔵 @MikeMinay #MCFC

Man City have discussed with Sterling on potential new deal.

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 12:36 PM

[lethal igloo]

Hey Piqass,
How many points is Barcelona behind Real Madrid?

[granite notch]

Let's see

[oak panther]

👀

[granite notch]

Who will win

[oak panther]

I think Inter probably

[native lance]

W

[native lance]

Pinter won't win

[oak panther]

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[native lance]

I stand with Milan this season to win serie A

Fr

[granite notch]

Inter Milan got a chance

If Inter loses

[native lance]

Pinter got 0 chance

Finished club

[lethal igloo]

-4th place

[native lance]

Shut up

[pallid locust]

Bro u support 💩 ventus

[lethal igloo]

-Trophyless

[native lance]

We gonna win a trophy this season

Vs pinter

[oak panther]

hm

[pallid locust]

Nah

[native lance]

We will win the final

Way too obvious

[broken heart]

Na

Juve dusted

[oak panther]

you lost to them at hone 3 weeks ago

[native lance]

.

WDYM

[pallid locust]

Try winning against Villarreal first

And porto

[native lance]

Bro we used to be 9th place in serie, now we 4th

[lethal igloo]

Difference

[native lance]

Say that to a bayern fan

[pallid locust]

4th not 1st

[dark shore]

Juve & Barca washed up

[native lance]

Yeah who cares still a ucl spot

[pallid locust]

Ok I’ll say it to you as well

[native lance]

How are we washed

VLAHOVIC THE GOAT IS TOP SCORER OF SERIE A

[dark shore]

4th 😔

[pallid locust]

You will be lucky to make it further than r16

[native lance]

MORE TO EXPLAIN

[dark shore]

Out of UCL r16 for like 4 seasons in a row

[lethal igloo]

Most of the goals came for Fiorentina

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/vlahovic-juventus-gif-24794151

[oak panther]

[lethal igloo]

3*

[dark shore]

17 for fiorentina i think

[pallid locust]

Nah it’s immobile

[native lance]

.

[pallid locust]

Ha

[native lance]

I checked last week it was vlahovic

[lethal igloo]

[native lance]

HOW DID HE SCORE 3 GOALS

THAT FAST

BRO

[dark shore]

Immobile penalty merchant

[pallid locust]

Well that’s last week

[lethal igloo]

My guy uses Internet Explorer

[native lance]

OK 2ND TOP SCORER

[oak panther]

he scored once against AC Milan

[native lance]

MORE TO EXPLAIN

[lethal igloo]

Most of his goals came while playing for Fiorentina?

[native lance]

We beat fiorentina 2-0

[lethal igloo]

And?

[broken heart]

Why doesn't he score for Italy

[native lance]

Couple of days ago

[oak panther]

Anyways

[native lance]

🤣🤣🤣

[lethal igloo]

So?

[native lance]

There finished

Without vlahovic

[lethal igloo]

Doesn’t change the fact y’all are 4th place

[native lance]

So

[lethal igloo]

Got ass whooped by Chelshit and Villarreal

[broken heart]

Puventus

[lethal igloo]

Also y’all are going Trophyless

[native lance]

We beat chelshit

1-0

[lethal igloo]

Real Madrid owns Juventus

[native lance]

🤣🤣🤣

[dark shore]

but lost 4-0

[native lance]

🤣🤣

[dark shore]

the next game

[lethal igloo]

And they beat y’all 4-0

[native lance]

IDC ABOUT THAT MATCH

THE 1-0

Is more

Important

[dark shore]

the 1-0 was a test from their side

[lethal igloo]

How? The 4-0 put y’all 2nd place in the group stage

[dark shore]

the 4-0 was the real game

They wanted to see how Juve would play

[native lance]

We were 1st

In the group

💀

[dark shore]

2nd*

[native lance]

Ong first

Check

It

Urself

[dark shore]

if chelsea hadn't drawn to zenit on the last matchday, they'd have won the group

check it yourself lmao

[native lance]

We won the group

We are 1st

[dark shore]

cause chelsea bottled

[native lance]

Yes

Blame them

They a L

Club

Well not that such L

They made it to the quarters

[broken heart]

You also a L club

[native lance]

Something we didn't

[lethal igloo]

Y’all finished 2nd 💀

[native lance]

WE ARE THE 1ST

SEE

[vast sandal]

React to this message to get the English Football role which grants you access to the English Football channel

[lethal igloo]

Oh wait nvm

[idle loom]

https://twitter.com/Orbinho/status/1518545264985915392?t=eRd90r-j-2IAtL_Uk0rGmA&s=19

Orbinho (@Orbinho)

Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane on April 25th 2004. It now means no one currently under the age of 18 has seen Arsenal win the league.

If you were born in the late 80s, you'd have seen the Gunners win it five times before your 18th birthday.

Likes

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Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 10:59 AM

[lethal igloo]

Y’all finished 1st

[dark shore]

finished first cause lucky

[native lance]

🤣

Lucky?

Or cuz we won every match

Except the Chelsea

One

[dark shore]

4-0 tho

and 3-0 to villareal

[native lance]

SHUT UP

[lethal igloo]

It’s cause Chelshit are ass

[native lance]

WE CHOKED VS VILLARREAL

IN THE LAST MINUTES

WE DOMINATED THE MATCH

AND LOSE

Wanna know something villarpiss didn't do

Is score in the first 30 seconds

Of the match

That's why it was a draw vs them the 1st leg

THERE GOAL WAS CLEARLY OFFSIDE

[dark shore]

but does it really matter?

3-0

within 15 mins

[native lance]

THERE GOAL WAS OFFSIDE

1ST LEG

[dark shore]

hmm

[brazen crater]

Personally i cant imagine being out of europe rn

Imagine supporting a team that didnt make the semis 😭

[autumn stirrup]

hi

[dark shore]

😭

mine got knocked out by frankfurt

[autumn stirrup]

Im sorry

barselona fan

[native lance]

💀💀

Varca fan

[dark shore]

💀

[dark shore]

hey do you remember something called the 2015 final?

[native lance]

Hey do u remmeber the 3-0 in 2017

?

Juventus

The heck?

I been a fan of juventus way before I knew la Liga

[dark shore]

doesn't hurt as much as the 3-0 the next year

[native lance]

Ok shut up

Anyways

[dark shore]

[native lance]

I thought there used to be only 1 league

And that's serie A

[dark shore]

serie a the solo league

how old are you?

[native lance]

Then I discovered new leagues

Like LA Liga

And prem

Way more

[native lance]

Not solo league

.

I thought there used to be 1 league in football

[autumn stirrup]

are you from Italy?

[native lance]

I was dumb ok

[native lance]

Close to it but no

[autumn stirrup]

Malta?

[native lance]

I won't say

Private info

👍

[autumn stirrup]

ok

[native lance]

I only became a fan of juve cuz they used to win serie A every year

But now sheesh bad times to be a fan

😔

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/City_Xtra/status/1518574727094276099

City Xtra (@City_Xtra)

Pep Guardiola: "I will speak with my CEO about the suggestion of fans being more involved in clubs." [via @IanCheeseman]

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 12:56 PM

[native lance]

Or every season

I should say

[low onyx]

Pep Guardiola, what a W coach

[autumn stirrup]

its not so interesting to support the strongest team

[heavy abyss]

rudiger to real

[native lance]

It's fun to clown ur friends tho back in middle school

That u have the greatest team

[autumn stirrup]

well im madrid fan so i shouldn't said that

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[native lance]

It's just fun now I get clowned for juve losing to Villarreal

💀

Even in irl

Same

I'm loyal to juve

[violet reef]

wait so your a glory hunter?

[native lance]

Juve was my first team I supported so not much

💀

[autumn stirrup]

well me too

[native lance]

Never changed

[autumn stirrup]

i stay loyal to Madrid

it would weird if im not

[native lance]

But if u say I'm a glory hunter it makes sense since I supported it when it was so good

[violet reef]

fair enough

ye

[native lance]

Ye

I literally cried when juve lost to villareal

I was like when we lost to lyon

Ok next season we can

Porto

Next season we can

This season

[violet reef]

i expected them to lose

most people did

[native lance]

I CANT TRUST JUVE IN UCL ANYMORE

[violet reef]

same. but mine were of happiness

[native lance]

Sheesh that year we shouldn't have lost to Ajax

💀

[autumn stirrup]

oooh

[violet reef]

i remember after the 3-0 first leg there were barca fans in school saying we were gonna get knocked out

[autumn stirrup]

i cried so many times because if football

and honestly

[violet reef]

damn

[autumn stirrup]

i think the biggest problems of fans

that they love their clubs too much

[violet reef]

i stayed up till very late on a school night for that match

i remember origi scored around the 2nd minute and i got so happy

and the barca admin tweeted this

[autumn stirrup]

which is making them not objective and making them cry when their team lost

[violet reef]

after that goal. anfield erupted so i thought we were gonna win after that goal

[oak panther]

HAGL's starting lineup for match against Jeonbuk

[violet reef]

after seeing the first goal and atmosphere at anfield. yes

[native lance]

Juve have a match vs sassulo today

[violet reef]

they chocked a 3-0 lead last year too

[native lance]

WE CANT CHOKE

[autumn stirrup]

if you are just a man who enjoy football you get more happy when you watching are football.

[violet reef]

i had faith but didnt think much

[native lance]

LIKE PLEASE WE CANT CHOKE THIS ONE

I felt barca would lose 3-2 the 2nd leg

Since the manager was dog

[violet reef]

damn

[native lance]

They got lucky 1st leg

[violet reef]

warra victory

[native lance]

WAIT THEY LOST TO RAYO?

LMAOOOOOOOO

[violet reef]

u didnt know...

[native lance]

I was focused on Milans match

Last night

Milan vs Lazio

[violet reef]

the atmosphere that night at anfield. holy shit

we had won from being 3-0 down in the ucl before too

no. he just got outclassed

no karius handed the ucl to real madrid

cuz liverpool were pressing so hard. did you see that match. the barca players were already crying bu halftime when we were only up by 1 goal

guess how many goals madrid won by

oh damn

sad

[granite notch]

Barca beyond finished

[native lance]

Imagine leeds united beat palace today

[violet reef]

liverpool are a very scary team off the ball. you dont wanna slip up against a team like that especially at anfield. 2005 istanbul is a clear sign but barca still bottled it

[native lance]

🤣

[violet reef]

lol

[umbral forge]

RM fan try not to mention barca in an insulting way challenge (1000% IMPOSSIBLE)

[violet reef]

gone wrong

[umbral forge]

RM fans cry whenever someone mentions 4-0 yet they do this 😭

[lethal igloo]

Barcelona trying to win a trophy (1000% IMPOSSIBLE)

[native lance]

Barca been so bad the past games that I think koeman was better then Xavi

[violet reef]

gone wrong

[violet reef]

what.

[lethal igloo]

Respekt Xavi? He set a new Barcelona Record

[umbral forge]

barca won a trophy last season despite being carried by messi so its not impossible

[umbral forge]

they were never expected to win trophies this season so idk what you're on

[umbral forge]

he ended your "5 classicos in a row"

makes sense why you hate him

[lethal igloo]

Europa League?

[umbral forge]

clasicos*

[broken heart]

ok

[umbral forge]

xavi has little european experience

(as a coach)

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/BarcaTimes/status/1518578800002543616

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🚨[ @Santi_J_FM🥇] | Barcelona is following the situation of Riyad Mahrez. PSG, Real Madrid, Chelsea and Milan are also interested. #fcblive

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 1:12 PM

[lethal igloo]

He also set a new record of “3 losses in a row at Spotify Camp Nou”

[violet reef]

ok

[umbral forge]

fuck this

[violet reef]

barcelona following everyone but not getting followed by anyone

and paymar

[umbral forge]

barca should just focus on improving their defense

[violet reef]

christensen and kessi and azpi coming

lol

[umbral forge]

idk much about azpi

christensen is shit

[violet reef]

true

[broken heart]

Replacing dead defenders with dead defenders

Vamos

[violet reef]

suarez will go to mls or aston villa

[violet reef]

xavi ball

[native lance]

Lol

Xavi masterclass

[dark shore]

could've saved for de ligt

very dumb

[broken heart]

ok

[lethal igloo]

So did Zidane? He won the UCL in 7Games

[umbral forge]

more like barca board being dumb

[violet reef]

tiger woods wouldnt play for real again

[dark shore]

he had a world class squad at his disposal tho

[broken heart]

I thought laporta was the key

[violet reef]

ok

[violet reef]

laporte>laporta

[granite notch]

Rudigerrrrrrrrrr

[broken heart]

Rafa had the same squad

[dark shore]

Rafa was bad

[lethal igloo]

You mean the same world class team that was struggling under Rafa Benitez?

[violet reef]

didnt you guys know since january you would het him

[dark shore]

Xavi's good but he needs a better squad

this defense won't cut it

Rafa's team needed some motivation, while Xavi's team needs a whole ass new defence

[native lance]

Suii

[granite notch]

we were after him but due to his demands links broke down

[violet reef]

btw xavi has already lost 7 games. by the time zidane lost 7 ganes he had 8 trophies

[broken heart]

Xavi is dusted accept it

[violet reef]

oh

[granite notch]

now we have him

[broken heart]

Man Myth Legend

[granite notch]

fuckin w

[violet reef]

milner>xavi

[granite notch]

Xavi is truly done

[broken heart]

Milner can take Barca to UCL no cap

[umbral forge]

why do you even expect a coach that's only been months at his post, has only managed 2 matches in the UCL to win the UEL?

[umbral forge]

that dusted guy humbled you in your own home stadium so idk a lot man

[violet reef]

true

[violet reef]

hes joking

[umbral forge]

barca's run was just overhyped

[granite notch]

ancelotti made xavi ball look good

[dark shore]

we need luis enrique back honestly

[violet reef]

VAMOS

[broken heart]

Dude dusted PSG with vazques and kovacic

[violet reef]

lmao

[broken heart]

It was a fluke

[granite notch]

ancelotti tactical mastermind made them look good

[broken heart]

If we played football it was an easy win

[granite notch]

modric and kroos as Strikers

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[broken heart]

Kroos Modric as strikers

[umbral forge]

the actual fluke was your "comeback" against PissG

[granite notch]

on god

[broken heart]

Playing two rb and two lb

[violet reef]

valverde was striker not kroos

[broken heart]

Yeh ikr 6-1 Barca win bought refs

[granite notch]

if we approached it normally it would have been different

like with a proper striker

[umbral forge]

don't care about that

[broken heart]

No he used Kroos Modric as strikers

[granite notch]

Jovic Hazard were on bench

[broken heart]

Average Barca fan

[umbral forge]

madrid beating PissG 3-1 was literally fluke

im not even a barca fan

[violet reef]

wasnt valverde played at cf?

[vast sandal]

React to this message to get the La Liga role which grants you access to the La Liga channel

[umbral forge]

go look up how many times i've called barca shit

[violet reef]

ancelotti haramball>xavi ball

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/tobey-maguire-gonna-cry-spiderman-gif-11392654

[umbral forge]

[lethal igloo]

How many player does Barcelona need? Look at the signings in last year.
-Memphis Depay
-Eric Garcia
-Sergio Aguero
-Emerson Royal
-Luuk De Jong
-Yusuf Demir
-Dani Alves
-Ferran Torres
-Adama Traore
-Pierre-Emeric Aubameyang
-Frank Kessie
-Andreas Christensen

[granite notch]

valverde was also playing very high up the field but not striker

the mid was wide open

[violet reef]

ok

[broken heart]

Dusted club

Mes en que club

[violet reef]

thats why dembele and auba took care of your team. they thrive when you give them space

[granite notch]

this is why that avg kid pedri and small team merchant frenkie had alot of space

[violet reef]

translatation: spotify club

[granite notch]

we had no one to cover dembele it was literally Nacho he go bullied so bad

[broken heart]

Flopify camp boo

[granite notch]

dembele was on top form during that time

[violet reef]

de jong wouldnt downgrade to conference league

[umbral forge]

-emerson royal was sold to tottenham
-aguero retired
-aubameyang has been insane compared to his arsenal form
-demir isnt in barca anymore
-adama has been good but isn't playing anymore sadly, bc of dembele
-eric garcia is dusted

[violet reef]

nacho cheese got eaten up by dembele

[broken heart]

Ferran Torres downgraded UCL to europa tho

Why not ding dong then

[violet reef]

true

[broken heart]

65m fraud

Money laundering

[lethal igloo]

Well not really our fault. Barcelona should use their resources more wisely

[violet reef]

cuz ding dongs actually a good midfielder

[umbral forge]

he got no play-time bro

[violet reef]

lol

[granite notch]

yeah true most of the attacks were from his side barca is currently surviving because of dembele busquets

[umbral forge]

also barca are going to the UCL next season

in-case you're wondering

[idle loom]

https://twitter.com/redreveal/status/1518577952899932161?s=21&t=M2jdImK07Pdz8Y7B4WUVhw

RedReveal (@RedReveal)

Roy Keane has emerged as a candidate to be the next Hibernian manager. [Times] #mufc

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 1:09 PM

[violet reef]

ok

[granite notch]

they made fun of Zidane for using cross and inshallah

now they doing it too

hypocrisy

[umbral forge]

what resources

[broken heart]

Best tactics in the world till date

Marcelo dribble and cross to ronnie

Siuuuuu

[granite notch]

ong

[violet reef]

factos

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/marcelo-ronaldo-realmadrid-friends-gif-11811809

[violet reef]

yes

[granite notch]

cross and inshallah got us 3peat

[umbral forge]

yeah, zidane tactics were better than ancelotti 21/22 tactics "pass to benzema and inshallah"

[granite notch]

best tactic

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1518475688994643978?t=Yyg-Gk3JHfI3A5y9M6v2Bg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Real Madrid have reached verbal agreement with Antonio Rüdiger. Contract not signed yet - but Real Madrid are now closing on Rüdiger deal on a free: here we go soon! ⚪️🤝 #RealMadrid

It’s gonna be a long-term deal. Final details to be discussed soon, before signing the contract.

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104329

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13782

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 6:23 AM

We boutta be scary next season

[violet reef]

if madrid want to do cross and inshallah then they need trent not greece james

[broken heart]

Rudi sexy man

Ngl

[granite notch]

look at his right arm and left

[lethal igloo]

Barcelona couldn’t afford Messi’s wages yet they could fund all these players
Barcelona Basically kicked Messi out lmfaooo.. Laportass fooled y’all

[violet reef]

imagine he gets injured in his first game

[granite notch]

his right elbow is deformed

[broken heart]

Clownlona reacting L cuz he rejected them

[umbral forge]

messi earned like 70M per year

[granite notch]

He better not

Barcelona got Christensen

[violet reef]

laporta cant pay the wages of a championship player

[granite notch]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[umbral forge]

he's dusted

[broken heart]

Hazard showed up overweight in his presentation

[plush prism]

legend

[broken heart]

Rudi won't

[violet reef]

i think 40 mil per year. messi offered to half his salary and you cant do more than half

[granite notch]

also linked to Jesus

[plush prism]

hazard is an alpha sigma

[lament fossil]

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[violet reef]

yes

[umbral forge]

barca board is trash

blame them

[broken heart]

Yeah Messi hates pique cuz he didn't reduce his salary to accomodate Messi,but reduced it later so they can buy fraud Torres for 65m

[granite notch]

hazard back to his prime next season

[plush prism]

most of this is muscle

[violet reef]

yeah barca were in shambles back then

[umbral forge]

pique is an asshole

[violet reef]

wannabe fernando torres

[broken heart]

Fraud

[plush prism]

hazard could have retired years ago he jsut in it now for the paycheck

[granite notch]

Ferran Torres is so shite

[broken heart]

Rodrygo clear

[plush prism]

to support his future family

[violet reef]

tru

[broken heart]

That's bale

[deep pond]

hello

[broken heart]

Hazard still cares about Madrid ngl

[plush prism]

thats both

[violet reef]

even rhian brewster clear of him

[plush prism]

hazard has better social media

and marketing

bc bale dont even speak spanish hehe

[violet reef]

he was laughing with the cgelsea players lol

[granite notch]

Valverde out of position is clear of Ferran fraud

[deep pond]

brewster clear

[broken heart]

True

[granite notch]

Can't believe i use to hype him up when he was with city💀

[granite notch]

and we care about him too

[deep pond]

pedri>valverde

[granite notch]

mutual

[plush prism]

https://tenor.com/view/that-what-a-simp-would-say-pewdiepie-simp-gif-20150978

[lethal igloo]

Barcelona and investing at shit finished players

[granite notch]

valverde clear sorry

[broken heart]

Alex song > Xavi and Iniesta

[lethal igloo]

Mephis Depay

[granite notch]

wtf

[lethal igloo]

Kun Aguero

Eric Garcia

Ferran Torres

[deep pond]

no

[plush prism]

memphis the pie

[granite notch]

Memphis Dubai

Memphis Dubai

[granite notch]

yh ong

[broken heart]

What supporting barca does to a man

[lethal igloo]

Peppa pig plays better football than Depay

[granite notch]

Memphis plays with ass

literally

[deep pond]

im a barca fan ur a real fan

[broken heart]

Midphis

[deep pond]

confirmed

mudface

[granite notch]

valverde clear sorry

[deep pond]

pedri clear sorry

[granite notch]

https://youtu.be/Guz-dnFFSi8

valverde clear sorry

[broken heart]

TaCtIcS

[deep pond]

bald man pep

legend

[broken heart]

Pep clear

[plush prism]

he has hair now

he just choose the bald style

for some reason

[broken heart]

ok

[deep pond]

whos gonna win the cl

[broken heart]

More air flow to cool down his head

[deep pond]

?

predictions

[broken heart]

Barca

[plush prism]

yeah is not for fashion

[deep pond]

not madrid

[plush prism]

is for purpose

[broken heart]

Yeah I said barca will win it in my books

[granite notch]

Pep needed Varanes mistakes to beat Madrid

under Zidane

[deep pond]

city will eat you alive

[granite notch]

just like chelsea and psg?

[deep pond]

yall concede to werner

[granite notch]

2/3 oil money clubs down

one more going down tomorrow

[deep pond]

will remain 2/3

[granite notch]

hes clear than your attack

true

[deep pond]

yall just carried by modric and benzi

[granite notch]

crazy

[native lance]

W

[deep pond]

W gial

o*

[granite notch]

vini masterclass tomorrow

[cinder mountain]

but you are Mexican but support russia

[granite notch]

W or L, L imo

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/vinicius-jr-real-madrid-vini-encosta-encosta-lewt-gif-24453335

[granite notch]

walker injured stones injured cancelo out

whos gonna stop him

[deep pond]

gabriel jesus:let me introduce meself

[native lance]

L

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[granite notch]

underrated

it wasnt

we feast tomorrow

[deep pond]

two seasons ago:dont pass to him brother i swear he is playin against us

cadiz merchants

[native lance]

Psg and man city learned they can't buy ucl fr

Oil clubs

[granite notch]

you guys couldn't even beat cadiz

[deep pond]

true

[cinder mountain]

Pep Guardiola is a bit bad manager, I don't like him

[deep pond]

its honestly pitiful man

[deep pond]

doubt

[cinder mountain]

Peppy is so sensitive, he can't handle Zlatan, he just ignore gim

[granite notch]

what

lost to cadiz

[deep pond]

yes

[granite notch]

3 straight home defeats

[granite notch]

.

replying to.him

no one was talking to you sorry

[cinder mountain]

Mourinho is better than Guardiola, pep is quite weird irl

[deep pond]

bruv are we talking about the season after ronaldo left

so just shut up fam

every club has a bad season

yours was after suii left

[granite notch]

bro reacted to his own msg

avg barca fan

[cinder mountain]

it's okay to react to your own messge

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/braithwaite-martin-braithwaite-braithwaite-barcelona-goat-braithwaite-braithwaite-goal-celebration-gif-22751970

[granite notch]

good 4-0 trophy for you

[native lance]

The goat

[granite notch]

goatwaite

[native lance]

Goatwaite

[deep pond]

GOAT

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/braithwaite-barca-barcelona-gif-19924799

[deep pond]

actual facts tho he is the goat

[wise bear]

You too 😉

[deep pond]

bye guys

true

[native lance]

Goatwaite scored more then de gea and neuer

[deep pond]

sad shit

[cinder mountain]

Pukki is better, he must go to Celta Vigo

[native lance]

Fully goat status

[deep pond]

combined

[native lance]

Such a goat

[wise bear]

Barca so finished

[granite notch]

we never beat barca like that

i want it to happen

once

[heavy abyss]

• https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1518475688994643978?s=21&t=GkxKw5AkbeBiG7EciOpCrQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Real Madrid have reached verbal agreement with Antonio Rüdiger. Contract not signed yet - but Real Madrid are now closing on Rüdiger deal on a free: here we go soon! ⚪️🤝 #RealMadrid

It’s gonna be a long-term deal. Final details to be discussed soon, before signing the contract.

Likes

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Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 6:23 AM

[wise bear]

Facts and logic big man 😂

[heavy abyss]

sewwwyyyyyy

[granite notch]

W

[cinder mountain]

Wtf Milan won? I went to sleep in 89th minute

[granite notch]

Bag Mbappe and Tchouameni next

😈

[wise bear]

Corner taken quickly?

Barca wouldve had spurs in the final aswell 😂😂

[cinder mountain]

@rich flint listen to this man, go support a Finnish team like KuPS

[wise bear]

Fr, how tf spurs gonna be in a ucl final 😂💀

[heavy abyss]

if real gets mbappe its over

[cinder mountain]

And Russia has been a joke too

[granite notch]

we will

[broken heart]

Dayum rudiger alaba shaking

[heavy abyss]

true

[coarse ravine]

Remind em bro

[wise bear]

Rayo cares to differ 😂

[granite notch]

Also Tchouameni

[wise bear]

Watch pedri never be the same

[granite notch]

back pass merchant

[coarse ravine]

Nah bro, not bayern, once they sort their shit out I think they'll win the UCL next season

[vast sandal]

React to this message to get the Bundesliga role which grants you access to the Bundesliga channel

[coarse ravine]

??

[broken heart]

Ok

Ok

[granite notch]

you guys will buy Christensen we already know whos the flop

[broken heart]

Ok

Ok

[coarse ravine]

For another 8-2?

No, the Danish Centre back

[broken heart]

Dude doesn't even know they're signing

https://tenor.com/view/dembele-hola-silla-ruedas-wave-gif-9819595

True

[cinder mountain]

Are you guys cleaners or dentists in Barca and Real? When you say "we" and "you"

[granite notch]

bruno lage

[broken heart]

Supporters duh

[granite notch]

is this the weekend in your dp?

[broken heart]

Doesn't take my brain

[broken heart]

No lmfao marcelo

[oak panther]

@rough sundial sup

Welcome

[granite notch]

cold pfp

[broken heart]

ok

[cinder mountain]

Haaland should choose Finland if he wants to play in Euros and World cups

[broken heart]

Dude putting ratios on his own opinions

[broken heart]

True

[cinder mountain]

Hehehe ofc he could only choose norway and england

[coarse ravine]

Hate that shit so much, De Bruyne is way better than Bruno...

[broken heart]

#967107014914371654

[proud cedar]

its just an upvote lad

[broken heart]

No more choobi hate club?

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1518589182758690817

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🚨| Erik ten Hag would love to sign Frenkie De Jong for Manchester United; Xavi is fighting for him to stay, so talks will not be easy - the player also wants to play Champions League Football.
@FabrizioRomano [🎖️] @markgoldbridge

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 1:54 PM

[native lance]

Rma way too good

[native lance]

.

LMAOO

[proud cedar]

idk im waiting for DOOM to join back

[broken heart]

His wife fixed him

[broken heart]

What happened to doom

[proud cedar]

he left

[broken heart]

Ah

[native lance]

I hope rudiger

Doesn't fall off

Like hazard

When he goes rma

? I'm not talking to u

We beat u 3-0

[broken heart]

He won't

ok

[native lance]

We beat u 3-0 when u had Messi

[knotty hull]

https://twitter.com/realmadriden/status/1518564223793651712

Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@realmadriden)

🔛 Hello Manchester!
#UCL

Likes

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Retweets

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Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 12:14 PM

drip

[native lance]

Neymar

And suarez

[violet reef]

lol

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-chug-chocolate-drink-gif-21574013

[native lance]

Fr

💀

[broken heart]

15*

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-drinking-meme-ronaldo-gif-23698102

Ucl too

[violet reef]

first win against cadiz and rayo

[granite notch]

Yes lad

[vapid wyvern]

Idk if anyone knows this but Messi has played for Atletico Madrid

[violet reef]

no

[granite notch]

Has he what

[violet reef]

he just wore their shirt

[granite notch]

He been at camp nou as a child

[vapid wyvern]

For one match

[native lance]

Crazy losing to Frankfurt

[violet reef]

but he stopped him tgo

[vapid wyvern]

Charity match tho

[violet reef]

4-0 remember?

[granite notch]

He hasn’t played for atletico he’s always been at camp nou

[native lance]

Europa league level club

[lunar trench]

just wore their shirt

[native lance]

Barca

[violet reef]

ye

[lunar trench]

in a charity game

[native lance]

🤣🤣

[granite notch]

Maradona have worn newells shirt too

[violet reef]

yeah everyone knows he wore their short

[native lance]

Barca is Europa league level

[violet reef]

shirt*

[granite notch]

Yeah messi’s been at camp nou since a child

[native lance]

Yall barely beat Frankfurt

[violet reef]

💀

[native lance]

How u win LA Liga

🤣

[vapid wyvern]

Messi> PSG ( come on even Ronaldo fans gonna agree)

[violet reef]

cant even win europa league and talking about ucl

[native lance]

And ucl

[granite notch]

Messi was so good as a child

[native lance]

W

Huge W

[violet reef]

i have more history than psg

[vapid wyvern]

As an adult he got better

[granite notch]

Nah he didn’t

[native lance]

That's why yall can't go to the semis

L club

[violet reef]

thats why you got bodied by frankfurt

[granite notch]

As a child he was way better

[native lance]

Frankfurt > barca

[vapid wyvern]

He scored 4 vs u lmao

[native lance]

Bodied by Frankfurt

[granite notch]

Lmao he could score 10 or 11 in a game

4’s nothing lol

[native lance]

Barca didn't beat Cadiz for 16 years, shows how a L club u were

[granite notch]

Lewa could score that

[native lance]

Or u are

[violet reef]

he stopped him 4-0 next leg

[vapid wyvern]

Dude
There's a difference between B teams and high level European teams

[native lance]

A L club

[broken heart]

ok

[violet reef]

ok

[granite notch]

He was better younger then older lmao

Everyone knows that

[lunar trench]

• Juve fan

[broken heart]

Dembele injured his brain I think

[violet reef]

sad he will be out for 3 years

[granite notch]

His first goal match was a hattrick against rm

[broken heart]

Wow dude bringing irrelevant clubs to compete

[vapid wyvern]

What do you mean younger

[lunar trench]

cadiz is as irrelevant

[granite notch]

Some call of duty team

[violet reef]

this is what marriage does to you

[native lance]

💀 What team u support

[granite notch]

What the hell do you think I mean

[broken heart]

ok

[vapid wyvern]

U said kid so I thought under 18

[violet reef]

barca fan talking like theyre club is well established

[lunar trench]

rem this my g?

[native lance]

How r we finished? Did we lose to Frankfurt, cadiz, rayo, benfica,?

[lunar trench]

getting owned by spanish clubs 🤣

[broken heart]

Dude bringing 2015 trophies

8 years ago

[violet reef]

6 european cups 5 european cup cry more

[violet reef]

💀

[native lance]

💀

[violet reef]

ousmane dembele just a poir mans origi

[vapid wyvern]

2018/19 is Messi prime imo

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-sad-rain-gif-21565866

[lunar trench]

7 of your ucls are from the stone age 💀

[violet reef]

the guy who let 8 goals in his net?

[native lance]

Why r u so mad ur club is finished

[stiff plank]

Holy Shit 😂

[broken heart]

Still more than you if you count current ones

[lunar trench]

50 , 70yrs ago

[native lance]

💀💀💀🤣🤣

[violet reef]

if you minus 7 from their ucl they still have more than u

[lunar trench]

your club is more finished

even ronaldo couldn't help your joke club

[broken heart]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-chug-chocolate-drink-gif-21574013

[broken heart]

Who's that

[native lance]

We didn't lose are last 3 matches

Atleast

💀

[violet reef]

barca fan to inter milan

[lunar trench]

atleast

💀💀💀💀

[brazen crater]

The best midfielder from liverpool ever

[lunar trench]

wouldn't make you win seria a

[broken heart]

Lol who

[native lance]

Lol Frankfurt 3-2

[broken heart]

I can't remember his name

[violet reef]

its clearly umtiti

[native lance]

Cadiz 1-0

Rayo 1-0

[brazen crater]

https://youtu.be/dVxJHnCeLZE

[broken heart]

Seen his face

[native lance]

LOLL

[lunar trench]

got owned by barca madrid and even villarreal so many times 🤣

[broken heart]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[granite notch]

all at camp nou too

[lunar trench]

lost 2 of your ucls to spanish clubs 🤣

[broken heart]

Bruh who let this kid use discord

Go do your homework

[native lance]

Who let u on discord

💀

[violet reef]

he needs a timer on his phone

[lament fossil]

Hey, find better banter. You're all talking in circles and saying fuck all.

[granite notch]

As a kid he would score 500 goals easily and he was so good that even barca broke the laws to sign him because he was Argentina they flew him over signed him gave his family jobs big money to a kid

[native lance]

Lol

[violet reef]

💀

[native lance]

Lol

[violet reef]

braithewaite=origi=martial

goats

[broken heart]

Luk Cross merchant clear

[violet reef]

4-0 stop copy pasting this message

[broken heart]

Bro he lost 4-0 next game

What u saying

[native lance]

And barca admitted 4-0 was easy

[violet reef]

💀

[broken heart]

[violet reef]

im convinced this guy is a troll and we got sent

[native lance]

What's clubc

[lunar trench]

atm and juve are the unluckiest clubs of all time

tbh

[native lance]

Lol

[vapid wyvern]

Compare the leagues bruh

[lament fossil]

Talk football in here

That's the only topic

[violet reef]

ok

[lunar trench]

he was talking football tho..

[violet reef]

everybody football

[granite notch]

Saka - scores against top 6
Mount - scores against relegation

[stiff plank]

Leverkusen can argue otherwise tbh

[broken heart]

Stat padding merchant

[violet reef]

mount scored against rma but ok

[native lance]

Football is very cool

[granite notch]

No lol messi was illegally signed to barca on a napkin because of how good he was they broke the rules as a kid can you not read what I wrote

[violet reef]

ye

[native lance]

Kicking BALLS around

[lament fossil]

What about "the only topic is football" led you to believe you should chime in about moderation actions?

Football is the only topic in this channel.

[granite notch]

😱 finally not relegation

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[granite notch]

Saka missed euro final penalty🧐

[violet reef]

ok

[broken heart]

Shut

[native lance]

Am I the only one playing fifa 22 rn

💀

[coarse ravine]

Bro, Barca never got relegated with 91 points, at least we don't buy officials and make it public.

[broken heart]

It was literally his first kick of the game

[violet reef]

ok

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1518593119796621313

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨| Manchester United are ‘willing to offer’ Marcus Rashford & Alex Telles to FC Barcelona for Frenkie de Jong.
@ManUtdMEN [🥇]

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 2:09 PM

LOL???

[granite notch]

its a joke

love saka

[idle loom]

Raitoing the bot nice 👍

[broken heart]

Ah ok fam

My bad

[native lance]

Oh no 😔 ok I will stop 😭😭

[violet reef]

ok

[vast sandal]

React to this message to get the Eredivisie role which grants you access to the Eredivisie channel

[granite notch]

no worries

[violet reef]

no

[broken heart]

Bro can you not

[vapid wyvern]

One was the ARGENTINE YOUTH LEAGUE
One is LA LIGA

[broken heart]

Cuz those dudes trolling

Lmaoo

[violet reef]

lmao

[violet reef]

ok

[covert nexus]

😭

[violet reef]

lol

[native lance]

.

[lunar trench]

you should know the fact that not every member of the server is here for a long time and is aware of every single rule , y'all mods are too quick with the mutes and don't really let take their time.

I know the guy was spamming and deserved a mute but y'all should not be too strict with those mutes just because someone 'chimes in about moderation actions' for once. Aren't they free to question for once if they feel something's not right?

[covert nexus]

Might as well throw in some peanuts too

[violet reef]

bro wrote a whole essay

[native lance]

.

No way u wasted ur time

Writing that

[lunar trench]

tp

[vapid wyvern]

It wasn't to u
Why are u "okay"ing

[broken heart]

Where my peanuts go

[violet reef]

okay

[lament fossil]

Cool opinion, open a ticket for this discussion.

You've been warned stay on topic for the channel you're in.

[vapid wyvern]

Bruh

[lament fossil]

If you're typing a response that's not football related you're getting muted

The concept is super simple

Talk football

That's it

Super easy

[violet reef]

guys what do you think about football

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1518593964068286467

utdreport (@utdreport)

There are some #mufc players who are creating problems at the club because they are not performing at the best level and are not focussed on Manchester United #mulive [@FabrizioRomano, @UnitedStandMUFC]

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 2:13 PM

[lunar trench]

wait , a last thing

[covert nexus]

Ten Hag is gonna sign his old ajax team

[broken heart]

Alex Song best mid imo

[vapid wyvern]

Not just a game but an emotion

[lunar trench]

it's not a rant

yeah okay , also y'all should let people know they can open a ticket [ the new people don't see the ticket channel ]

[violet reef]

van de cheeks will go back to manu

[broken heart]

It's written in the rules btw

[violet reef]

i dont think de ligt will go to manu

if frenkie goes to manu thats poor i thought he had more self respect than that

[native lance]

Man united are washed bro

I feel so bad

[covert nexus]

Everyone can see the ticket channel, now talk football

[broken heart]

[lunar trench]

they can't

[lunar trench]

Yeah football now

[uncut pike]

Mbappe on Messi winning his first trophy for PSG.

[lunar trench]

utd are washed af

[covert nexus]

Is this real?

[vapid wyvern]

Source: T Rust Mebro

[violet reef]

thats fake isnt it

[broken heart]

Mbappe and Messi

[violet reef]

lol

[vapid wyvern]

Messi's assists?

[broken heart]

Relax bro Issa joke

[lunar trench]

mbappe goal ratio with messi - 0.82
mbappe goal ratio without messi - 0.4

[broken heart]

😭

[lunar trench]

big difference

[lament fossil]

If you read our rules you would know we do. That's your fault for disregarding the information we have put out.

We don't need to accommodate those who can't take the basic steps to understand the rules and culture of the community they are joining.

That's on you for being bad at using the internet. Not us.

I don't care what your response is, this discussion is done in this channel.

[broken heart]

Bruh these barca fans wildin

[violet reef]

theyve been through much its taken a toll

[lunar trench]

that's a stat

[uncut pike]

shits wild

[broken heart]

Poch getting a sack?

[violet reef]

ye

[uncut pike]

Yea

Conte to replace him

[broken heart]

Like rn or end of the season

[covert nexus]

Conte?

[uncut pike]

End of season

[violet reef]

soon

[uncut pike]

Yea

Conte

[modern palm]

spurs are mudded

[covert nexus]

At least try to get Zidane

[violet reef]

ok

[broken heart]

Factos

[modern palm]

he will coach French nt

[violet reef]

zizou wont betray marseille plys zizou wont go to bottle fc

[broken heart]

Their stadium is the only thing keeping them alive

[uncut pike]

Antonio Conte has offered himself to PSG on an initial 2-year engagement, according to Le Parisien. More follows.

[lunar trench]

their brand*

and messi neymar ramos mbappe

[broken heart]

Lmao why even join spurs then

[uncut pike]

need a job

[violet reef]

fun innit

[uncut pike]

Idk

[broken heart]

[lunar trench]

wijnaldum being a flop isn't talked about enough btw

[broken heart]

Dude doing a prank on spurs at this point

[granite notch]

spurs fans were finally getting cheerful about something

[broken heart]

Dude mad cuz he snubbed barca for psg

[violet reef]

ok

[violet reef]

lmao

[lunar trench]

?

[autumn stirrup]

I don't understand how he got 7 golden balls (I don't remember how you call it in English)

[uncut pike]

💀

[broken heart]

PR campaign

[violet reef]

wijnaldum prolly doesnt care about psg. he doesnt even play much. he was a world class player when he was here

[native lance]

Lol

Do yall think spurs will win a trophy

[modern palm]

no

[broken heart]

Wdym

[violet reef]

audi cup

[modern palm]

they bottled the conference league

[broken heart]

They already have an Audi cup

[violet reef]

spurs got grouped in the conference league💀

[autumn stirrup]

If I'm not mistaken Messi always was the shadow of Ronaldo?

[native lance]

😁

Spurs a OP team

[broken heart]

Na

[native lance]

They gonna be in ucl next season

Glad to see spurs

In ucl

[broken heart]

Both goats in my books

[violet reef]

messi and ronaldo ballondor merchants origi my goat