#football-lounge
jolly ore
Pele is literally playing against plumbers, Pele is the Wilt Chamberlain of football
faint shadow
Pele is literally playing against plumbers, Pele is the Wilt Chamberlain of foot...
š no he isnt
wtf
mellow zealot
I mean with all my respect to rooney and i admit that he's one of the best players ever but idk i wouldn't really say he's top 10 players OAT
faint shadow
he is playing against the best players in europe
Brazil league was underrated asf back then
jolly ore
I mean with all my respect to rooney and i admit that he's one of the best playe...
Rooney is 10-20 imo
faint shadow
santos is a club known because of him
frosty forum
santos
faint shadow
rooney is an inspiration for england but i feel that foden will end up becoming better than him
frosty forum
whats the first thing you think of when you think of santos?
jolly ore
Brazil league was underrated asf back then
You must've watched all the Brazil league games back then, probably had front row seats even š
faint shadow
rooney isnt top 10
mellow zealot
Brazil league was underrated asf back then
It wasn't underrated we underrate old Brazilian league cuz it's ass rn
faint shadow
top 25 at best just cuz of inspiration and the effect he has had on the game
jolly ore
Crack is currently being smoked
plucky sandal
Less biased top 20: 1. Messi 2. Ronaldo 3. Maradona 4. Pele 5. Cruyff 6. Beckenbaur 7. Lothar 8. R9 9. Maldini 10. Zidane 11. iniesta 12. Ronaldinho 13. Ramos 14. Puskas 15. Eusebio 16. Di Stefano 17. Yashin 18. Garrincha 19. Xavi 20. Dani Alves
faint shadow
You must've watched all the Brazil league games back then, probably had front ro...
š bro what
frosty forum
no im talking about the brazillian club :/
frosty forum
the one with the banana peel himself
plucky sandal
Top 30
faint shadow
It wasn't underrated we underrate old Brazilian league cuz it's ass rn
bro... vini is from these leagues casemiro, rodrigo, neymar
all of them
plucky sandal
Rooney scrapes himself in the top 50 MAYBE
faint shadow
so many
plucky sandal
Iām not hiding
faint shadow
adriano from brazil could have become one of the goats if he did not go into depression
frosty forum
also r there any liverpool fans here
jolly ore
Rooney isnāt top 20
Rooney sneaks in around 18-20 I think, putting Ramos at 13 with no Maldini is Insanity
faint shadow
Less biased top 20: 1. Messi 2. Ronaldo 3. Maradona 4. Pele 5. Cruyff 6. Beckenb...
š RONALDO ISNT TOP 2 HOLY SHIT
frosty forum
bet there is gonna be a man united fan here to take the piss
faint shadow
which ronaldo tho
jolly ore
Sergio Ramos 13th best all time
faint shadow
cr7 or the real one
jolly ore
Joke
jolly ore
cr7 or the real one
CR7 is the real one
faint shadow
nah not even trolling
mellow zealot
I like how ppl compare ramos with maldini while maldini was a LB most of his career
plucky sandal
Ronaldo is a fair #2
plucky sandal
I put Maldini at 9 and Ramos at 13
mellow zealot
Top 5?
jolly ore
cr7 is a great player but he isnt top 2
He has literally scored the most goals ever
faint shadow
He has literally scored the most goals ever
goals dont mean everything.
jolly ore
I put Maldini at 9 and Ramos at 13
I missed Maldini, my bad. I'd personally but Ramos lower
faint shadow
messi is a playmaker and he beats him in assists
jolly ore
goals dont mean everything.
When you have literally the most goals anyone has ever scored ever it definitely means something
frosty forum
dude maldini was a loyal gem
mellow zealot
messi is a playmaker and he beats him in assists
Ronaldo isn't a playmaker and he has the 2nd most assists
frosty forum
he was one of the only serie a legends to have not betrayed his clubs
plucky sandal
Ronaldo isn't a playmaker and he has the 2nd most assists
That means nothing
frosty forum
legit im not even joking
plucky sandal
Goal Poachers have tons of assists
jolly ore
Messi is 1 but if you don't have Ronaldo second that's blatant disrespect
plucky sandal
And I donāt think heās second for assists anymore
frosty forum
betrayals in the serie a are almost as bad as the bundasliga
mellow zealot
Assists could be random sometimes but i rate on performances tbh
dark shore
2 spanish teams in the semis Bois
jolly ore
And I donāt think heās second for assists anymore
What active player could possibly have passed him in assists
plucky sandal
What active player could possibly have passed him in assists
Suarez
And muller
Both did
mellow zealot
2 spanish teams in the semis Bois
But this time it's not barcelona in the other side
plucky sandal
Ronaldoās 4th
coarse vortex
2 spanish teams in the semis Bois
3rd one maybe
mellow zealot
Sadly
dark shore
But this time it's not barcelona in the other side
š next year
plucky sandal
What active player could possibly have passed him in assists
Iām being deadass
And Muller passed him by a lot
faint shadow
When you have literally the most goals anyone has ever scored ever it definitely...
it does yes but he was given this role
jolly ore
Both did
So a CAM and a CF passed a guy who's been playing ST for 3 years in assists all time? My mind is blown š
plucky sandal
So a CAM and a CF passed a guy who's been playing ST for 3 years in assists all ...
Dude what
You asked who
And I said who
jolly ore
it does yes but he was given this role
And nobody else in the history of football has ever done it better
plucky sandal
Suarez passed him not because heās a better poacher
faint shadow
And nobody else in the history of football has ever done it better
agreed
plucky sandal
But because assists doesnāt equate to playmaking ability
jolly ore
portugal made him as there main force
It's almost like you make the best goal scorer the main source of your goals
plucky sandal
Ronaldo isnāt their best scorer anymore
jolly ore
But because assists doesnāt equate to playmaking ability
That is true
jolly ore
Ronaldo isnāt their best scorer anymore
Who is? Bruno Fernandes? Bernardo Silva? Lol
Ronaldo is still the best striker Portugal have without question
mellow zealot
He would prolly say jota
plucky sandal
Bruno and Jota and Felix are more reliable now
faint shadow
It's almost like you make the best goal scorer the main source of your goals
yea but top 2 just doesent sound right to me, in my opinion: maradona, pele, messi, and r9 were just all better
jolly ore
Bruno and Jota and Felix are more reliable now
Joao Felix is the definition of inconsistent and unreliable
plucky sandal
Ronaldo is super hard to play with for managers
He doesnāt press
He doesnāt have the pace anymore
He doesnāt really create
faint shadow
r9 just got unlucky with injuries imo
mellow zealot
Jota and felix were one of the main reasons portugal lost to belgium in the euro imo
plucky sandal
If you get the ball on a plate to him in the box heāll probably score it
faint shadow
He doesnāt have the pace anymore
bro is old, and his job is to score thats it
dont blame him
plucky sandal
but heās not making runs
faint shadow
praise him
plucky sandal
Checking in
jolly ore
yea but top 2 just doesent sound right to me, in my opinion: maradona, pele, mes...
CR7 is better than everyone besides Messi all time and it's not even a debate
faint shadow
CR7 is better than everyone besides Messi all time and it's not even a debate
š have u seen maradona bro
jolly ore
If you get the ball on a plate to him in the box heāll probably score it
I mean, he's 36, idk why you really expect of him at this point. Give him a chance and he'll take it. Can still score bangers as well, look at the spurs game
plucky sandal
I mean, he's 36, idk why you really expect of him at this point. Give him a chan...
So?
jolly ore
š have u seen maradona bro
Have you seen prime Ronaldo? You clearly haven't.
faint shadow
Have you seen prime Ronaldo? You clearly haven't.
i have
plucky sandal
āHeās 36ā doesnāt make him better than a 25 year old
faint shadow
he's unstoppable in ucl agreed
plucky sandal
If a 25 year old is a teeny bit better than a 36 year old
You take the 25 year old
granite notch
cr7 is a great player but he isnt top 2
name me 4 players better than ronaldo
plucky sandal
Unless the 36 year old getting benched will get you assassinated
Prime Ronaldo isnāt 3 UCL Ronaldo btw
jolly ore
If a 25 year old is a teeny bit better than a 36 year old
Or you play the guy who's been captaining your country for a decade, leads your country all time in goals, and is a top 2 player of all time
faint shadow
name me 4 players better than ronaldo
messi, maradona, pele, and arguably r9
granite notch
nahh
plucky sandal
Wolfsburg Dynamo Sportingiano Ronaldo
plucky sandal
Or you play the guy who's been captaining your country for a decade, leads your ...
But isnāt as good now?
granite notch
ronaldo better than all
jolly ore
messi, maradona, pele, and arguably r9
None of them are arguably better than Ronaldo, you're a fucking eye test merchantš
faint shadow
if ronaldo wins the wc then yes he is top 2 and maybe even the best all time
plucky sandal
if ronaldo wins the wc then yes he is top 2 and maybe even the best all time
Yeah no
He could never surpass Messi
No matter what he did
Itās not possible
mellow zealot
if ronaldo wins the wc then yes he is top 2 and maybe even the best all time
Why is messi best OAT if he doesn't have a WC then?
granite notch
if ronaldo wins the wc then yes he is top 2 and maybe even the best all time
if ronaldo wins the world cup , he is the best in the world with no more debate not top 2
plucky sandal
Messi is better than Ronaldo
faint shadow
Why is messi best OAT if he doesn't have a WC then?
well cuz he doesent have the team for it
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plucky sandal
In literally every aspect
faint shadow
thats the differenc
plucky sandal
Ronaldo is better than Messi
granite notch
In literally every aspect
delusional
jolly ore
But isnāt as good now?
He's the nation's Captain and all time top goal scorer still playing at a relatively high level. You think 36 year old Pele would get benched? It's called respecting your legends.
plucky sandal
At almost nothing
mellow zealot
well cuz he doesent have the team for it
And ronaldo does?
faint shadow
pele won 1958 wc all on his own
granite notch
At almost nothing
OMG WHAT AM I READING
plucky sandal
delusional
Name them
Besides heading
Thatās the only aspect
And Messis statistically more consistent
faint shadow
And ronaldo does?
well.. thats what i am saying, if he wins it then yes he is the best all time
cuz he doesent have team
to support
to that level
jolly ore
pele won 1958 wc all on his own
Put Wilfred Zaha or Allan Saint-Maximim in the 1958 world cup and they win it alone, do you know how much better players have gotten since 1958
granite notch
heading , finishing , power , weak foot , skills , attacking positioning , strengh , pace this is just from the top of my head i can say more
plucky sandal
heading , finishing , power , weak foot , skills , attacking positioning , stren...
No
faint shadow
Put Wilfred Zaha or Allan Saint-Maximim in the 1958 world cup and they win it al...
š wtf is this comparison your tripping
granite notch
yes
granite notch
no hes not
granite notch
no stats use your eyes
plucky sandal
Know when youāre wrong
granite notch
ronaldo way better
granite notch
no
plucky sandal
youāre in denial
granite notch
you in delusion
jolly ore
š wtf is this comparison your tripping
You don't seem to comprehend how much better athletes have gotten since 1958. Athletes now are probably twice as athletic as they were in 1958 and the game moves far, far faster
granite notch
ok you trolling or delusional af
mellow zealot
Stronger?????
plucky sandal
Messi has the best positioning of any footballer ever
mellow zealot
Whatt
plucky sandal
Stronger?????
Significantly
mellow zealot
Messi has the best positioning of any footballer ever
Whaatt?
tulip lake
CHELSEA FANS
though i was on a plane during the final minutes and was not able to watch madrid score, I want to say that we showed tremendous fight and effort. people will clown the club and fanbase but all i can be is proud. Not only did we lead 3-0 at the bernebau but we also almost came back against a great real madrid side. the alonso goal shouldāve been checked but the reality is if we wanted to win we shouldāve held onto our lead. no excuses. so grateful to have TT as manager, and our mentality is one other teams are jealous of. weāll try again next year.
COYB šµšµšµ
plucky sandal
I canāt tell if youāre joking
jolly ore
Is stronger
You think Messi is stronger than Ronaldo you're tripping balls
plucky sandal
Am I gonna have to pull out the VAEP again
granite notch
i cant tell if you are...
plucky sandal
You think Messi is stronger than Ronaldo you're tripping balls
Heās significantly stronger
For football at least
mellow zealot
What
granite notch
meels who do you support
jolly ore
Heās significantly stronger
You're trolling no question about it
plucky sandal
Messi has more core strength than god
granite notch
Messi has more core strength than god
š these fan boys are a different breed
plucky sandal
Weāre pulling out the VAEP
Get ready guys
Youāre gonna see some stats
That took 45,000 dollars to calculate
tulip lake
whatās Vaep
jolly ore
Youāre gonna see some stats
Nobody cares š
granite notch
Nobody cares š
^^
plucky sandal
Messi or Ronaldo
tulip lake
can we just focus on how timo werner is better than lewandisney
and it isnāt even a question
plucky sandal
jolly ore
can we just focus on how timo werner is better than lewandisney
Cringe joke
granite notch
can we just focus on how timo werner is better than lewandisney
if tuchell didnt sub off werner you might of won
tulip lake
Cringe joke
not a joke.
tulip lake
iām being 100% real
mellow zealot
Messi or Ronaldo
If we talking statistically who was better in 2015 then lol?
plucky sandal
If we talking statistically who was better in 2015 then lol?
Messi?
Stats isnāt goals dumbass
tulip lake
Actions per 90 in top 5 leagues
whoās gonna tell him
jolly ore
Actions per 90 in top 5 leagues
How about I respond with, "I dont give a single fuck"
granite notch
Stats isnāt goals dumbass
š ???????
mellow zealot
Stats isnāt goals dumbass
Stats is passes completed chances created...etc
plucky sandal
Stats is passes completed chances created...etc
Messi was significantly better
mellow zealot
And u underrate every aspect of those when it comes to ronaldo
plucky sandal
In all metrics
plucky sandal
Messi is the best at chances created of all time
granite notch
Meels owning everyone here on god
granite notch
next thing im gonna hear is messi is better than ronaldo because in the 2014 season messi had more thigh passes that lead to corner
jolly ore
Actions per 90 in top 5 leagues
Messi is going to have far more actions per 90 than ronaldo either way, as he played a different role in a team with far worse players
plucky sandal
Ronaldo is 22nd
tulip lake
a study done by no one fucking asked reported that no one cares about your advanced statistics
plucky sandal
TWENTY SECOND
plucky sandal
Messi is going to have far more actions per 90 than ronaldo either way, as he pl...
Not quantity
Quality
Goals have more value
But Messi scores more than Ronaldo
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plucky sandal
So it doesnāt matter
tulip lake
TWENTY SECOND
is a third of a minute
granite notch
But Messi scores more than Ronaldo
š ????
plucky sandal
He does?
granite notch
no he dont
granite notch
no he doesnt
tulip lake
still having messi ronaldo debate?
plucky sandal
HOLY SHIT
granite notch
you are actually trolling
jolly ore
But Messi scores more than Ronaldo
Almost like Messi played multiple seasons with no teammates while Ronaldo shared goals with the guy who is literally the best player itw rn
granite notch
how are u saying messi scores more than ronaldo lmao
plucky sandal
no he dont
This ISBA FACTUAL STATISTIC
mellow zealot
This ISNT FUCKING DEBATEABLE
Messi scored 20 goals in 2020 wdym?
granite notch
This ISBA FACTUAL STATISTIC
no its not
plucky sandal
Messi has more goals than Ronaldo in less games
Meaning he scores
MORE OFTEN
in 2018
He had more goals total
And more goals per 90
granite notch
Messi has more goals than Ronaldo in less games
no he dont
plucky sandal
Meaning he scores MORE OFTEN
plucky sandal
no he dont
Banned
tulip lake
This ISBA FACTUAL STATISTIC
youāre getting so heated debating whether or not the small argentinian guy is better than the strong portuguese guy at kicking a spherical object for bragging rights and shiny metals
plucky sandal
youāre getting so heated debating whether or not the small argentinian guy is be...
Sure am
plucky sandal
Mate nobody fucking cares about 2018 get a life š
No
jolly ore
SOSed and banned
How are you reporting someone for saying "no he dont", go outside you neek
plucky sandal
Just because you canāt think
Doesnāt mean I need to act like I canāt
āNeekā
š
granite notch
the only reason messi has a better goal ratio is because ronaldo used to play in the prem as a midfielder for the start of his career. his goal ratio in la liga is better than messis all time ratio and ratio when cr7 joined la liga
tulip lake
Doesnāt mean I need to act like I canāt
youāre the embodiment of we do not care
plucky sandal
the only reason messi has a better goal ratio is because ronaldo used to play in...
Thatās factually incorrect
tulip lake
lad touch grass please iām begging
plucky sandal
post the prem
jolly ore
Just because you canāt think
I can tell that you sit alone at lunch š
granite notch
post this and move on, goddamn @plucky sandal
plucky sandal
Messi has a better ratio
tulip lake
do you even know the color of grass?
mellow zealot
Mans comparing messi and ronaldo statistically as if ronaldo didn't play 3 years as a RM/7 years in the premier league and didn't have a copa america every year just so he can win it
granite notch
How are you reporting someone for saying "no he dont", go outside you neek
fr , mans spamming chat with his delusional graphs
mellow zealot
š
plucky sandal
post this and move on, goddamn <@690706681205620767>
Theyāll say itās fake
plucky sandal
Then
mellow zealot
And also one in europe and got 100 international goals and the other is in america with 70
granite notch
ronaldo only 788 goals š¦
plucky sandal
They clearly do
jolly ore
Theyāll say itās fake
You definitely sit on the floor by the bins during lunch lad come on now
tulip lake
a graphic from instagram is good enough for us
plucky sandal
Theyāre obsessing over me
plucky sandal
You definitely sit on the floor by the bins during lunch lad come on now
You roasted me
So hard
granite notch
not een top 3
tulip lake
i donāt study messiās aerodynamic pill swallowing techniques and how theyāre better than ronaldoās
plucky sandal
That was a good statistical argument
Youāre so much smarter than me
By trying to personally insult me
wow bro
Anyways
Hazard is statistically > Ronaldoās prime
But we arenāt ready for that conversation
tulip lake
Hazard is statistically > Ronaldoās prime
FINALLY A TOPIC I ENJOY
granite notch
Hazard is statistically > Ronaldoās prime
someone collect their son
tulip lake
HERES THE THING
mellow zealot
I'm never gonna say ronaldo is better than messi but i'm also never saying ronaldo isn't top 2
mellow zealot
š
granite notch
Hazard is statistically > Ronaldoās prime
someone mute my man
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tulip lake
and he played for chelsea
granite notch
wtf
jolly ore
By trying to personally insult me
Dude is malding
tulip lake
christensen>prime maldini
plucky sandal
christensen>prime maldini
Fr
jolly ore
@plucky sandal at his desk rn
mellow zealot
š¤£
granite notch
Marcos Llorente > Iniesta
plucky sandal
<@690706681205620767> at his desk rn
Bros obsessed with me
plucky sandal
Gonna be dreaming about me tonight
tulip lake
Marcos Llorente > Iniesta
i think itās a huge margin too
granite notch
Marcos Llorente > Iniesta
thats factual
jolly ore
Gonna be dreaming about me tonight
Only because your mother told me to get out of the house before you got home from school
tulip lake
trey wants bayern in his ucl group
granite notch
Marcos Llorente > Iniesta
i got stats to back it up aswell
granite notch
https://tenor.com/view/sad-cry-crying-tears-broken-gif-15062040
messi fans when you dont count, thigh passes that lead to corner in the goat debate
plucky sandal
wtf.
jolly ore
š§¢
tulip lake
āscary marginā
plucky sandal
Dude
jovial cypress
F
granite notch
F
plucky sandal
Nah bro
jolly ore
Trying to pull the sympathy card to get sos'd and banned
tulip lake
bro said āFā
granite notch
i got stats to back it up aswell
We're not the same @plucky sandal
tulip lake
his mom died
patent cape
Statistically Maguire is the goat since he got the most goals against man u
granite notch
bro said āFā
what do you want us to say W ? š
jolly ore
his mom died
There is no way for us to know if he's capping or not
tulip lake
what do you want us to say W ? š
maybe like āsorry broā
mellow zealot
We're not the same <@690706681205620767>
Iniesta isn't retired...
granite notch
Iniesta isn't retired...
japan league is retired
tulip lake
dude said f like it was a cod campaign
granite notch
maybe like āsorry broā
its not our fault
idle pine
guys i just finished practicing
tulip lake
condolences
granite notch
oh
idle pine
practising
mellow zealot
japan league is retired
He retired from european football
idle pine
whatever
granite notch
fair enough
granite notch
guys i just finished practicing
nice
granite notch
its not our fault
jovial cypress
dude said f like it was a cod campaign
Saying f in a chat is paying tribute
tulip lake
wut
granite notch
f in the chat is just cringe at this point
tulip lake
Saying f in a chat is paying tribute<:chiellini:692810545036001361>
yeah but f is a littleā¦ idk itās kinda a meme
jolly ore
its not our fault
My sides are hurting I can't š¤£
mellow zealot
What is that chiellini emojiš
tulip lake
meme is not a way to pay respect to deceased
jovial cypress
f in the chat is just cringe at this point
granite notch
unpopular opinion , antony is top 10 players in world
jolly ore
unpopular opinion , antony is top 10 players in world
Jesus Christ I regret siding with you earlier
jovial cypress
š
tulip lake
unpopular opinion , antony is top 10 players in world
hereās why
mellow zealot
unpopular opinion , antony is top 10 players in world
Unpopular opinion nacho is top 5 defenders
granite notch
unpopular opinion , antony is top 10 players in world
there is a reason its unpopular
granite notch
Jesus Christ I regret siding with you earlier
have you seen the antony turn bro , its so nice
lethal igloo
Hi
granite notch
unpopular opinion : Atletico Madrid has a ucl , its just invisible
jolly ore
have you seen the antony turn bro , its so nice
By that logic JJ Okocha is the best player of all time
granite notch
By that logic JJ Okocha is the best player of all time
loll ok i was not serious with my top 10, but watching him play is so entertaining
mellow zealot
I think antony is over hyped
jolly ore
JJ Okocha oh my godddd
His team still got put in a spliff by Chris MD and Theo Baker the nonce
granite notch
antony is quite good but he isnt the next neymar or anything
chrome bloom
everyone really laughed at me when i said la liga teams are gonna qualify
look whos laughing now
its only us
granite notch
dawg atleti aint qualifying
chrome bloom
dawg atleti aint qualifying
we can always hope
mellow zealot
antony is quite good but he isnt the next neymar or anything
That's why i said over hyped,
He is good
granite notch
we all want atleti to qualify but we know it aint happening š¦
chrome bloom
we all want atleti to qualify but we know it aint happening š¦
pain
we'll see tho
jolly ore
everyone really laughed at me when i said la liga teams are gonna qualify
We all know you weren't talking about Villareal don't try to act all big brain on us now š
chrome bloom
we can do unexpected things
chrome bloom
We all know you weren't talking about Villareal don't try to act all big brain o...
oh ya
100%
i was talking about villa
are u kidding me
granite notch
time to munch brb
chrome bloom
i said la luga teams on purpose
granite notch
@chrome bloom the ref selected fucked us over many times, i got no hope
mellow zealot
Atleti > man city (coming from a madrid fan but mostly cuz man city are harder to beat)
chrome bloom
<@627283676345925633> the ref selected fucked us over many times, i got no hope
LMFAOO
man city is the best team rn
if we beat them
crazy
mellow zealot
If u beat them
granite notch
and the one that denied a suarez pen
chrome bloom
same ref that gave greasepan the red card
oh we're fucked
i wanna see all la liga teams push through
mellow zealot
Tbh i wouldn't have thought that atleti could think they got a bad ref this season
šš
jolly ore
Bayern Munic
granite notch
Tbh i wouldn't have thought that atleti could think they got a bad ref this seas...
we had like 1 good ref
jolly ore
julian nagelsmann in the mirror before leaving for the match today
chrome bloom
julian nagelsmann in the mirror before leaving for the match today
š
villareal are a solid team
defo gonna put up a fight against liverpool
if they qualify
oh no wait
jolly ore
villareal are a solid team
This is what happens when your coach is younger than the other team's captain š
granite notch
imma be honest, i would have NEVER in a million years would have thought that villareal would win
mellow zealot
we had like 1 good ref
Bro first 10 games u were getting only 5+ stoppage time at the end of the games
chrome bloom
This is what happens when your coach is younger than the other team's captain š
ya bro its acc fucking crazy
chrome bloom
Bro first 10 games u were getting only 5+ stoppage time at the end of the games
ya bc everyone was floping
lmfao
granite notch
Bro first 10 games u were getting only 5+ stoppage time at the end of the games
was justified
water breaks , injuires
chrome bloom
imma be honest, i would have NEVER in a million years would have thought that vi...
i knew they were gonna win bro, its villareal
theyre not gonna choke like that
mellow zealot
Understandable
granite notch
Big teams robbing small teams vs Atleti getting +5 stoppage time
jolly ore
Atletico Madrid in every big game:
mellow zealot
Imagine taking an exam or getting ready for one when it's UCL night
granite notch
Atletico Madrid in every big game:
W
granite notch
cuz our cbs are bums
chrome bloom
Imagine taking an exam or getting ready for one when it's UCL night
bro i have an exam tomorrow again
granite notch
wish we had godin
chrome bloom
but luckily
jolly ore
Stefan Savic been dog for years
chrome bloom
after the atleti game
granite notch
Stefan Savic been dog for years
savic aint even that bad, its our backups
jolly ore
I'm joking lol
chrome bloom
oh lolll
jolly ore
Felipe is wank tho
granite notch
felipass and herbozo
granite notch
call him felipass
chrome bloom
felipe had a good game though against city
jolly ore
Felipe is how bad people think Harry Maguire actually is
granite notch
if gimenez played we wouldnt have conceded that goal
jolly ore
Felipe is a middle aged fridge
jolly ore
And Hermoso might be the dumbest center back I've ever seen in such a defensive system
chrome bloom
And Hermoso might be the dumbest center back I've ever seen in such a defensive ...
oh ya
easily
granite notch
Imagine parking the bus š¤®
chrome bloom
dude lacks brain cells
granite notch
herbozo is waay to agressive
jolly ore
Imagine parking the bus š¤®
Looks like Mourinho has retaken the Madrid job after all
chrome bloom
herbozo is waay to agressive
he shouldve just become a striker
jolly ore
Griezmann sucks greasy nuts
granite notch
im gonna start slandering our players again
chrome bloom
and he aint slow either
chrome bloom
Griezmann sucks greasy nuts
bruh
granite notch
last time i trolled we won the league
chrome bloom
last time i trolled we won the league
LOLLLLL
mellow zealot
Griezmann became slowly the new pogba
mellow zealot
Performs with NT but not with clubs
jolly ore
Atletico actually have such a dead team idk how they win so often bruh š
chrome bloom
Griezmann became slowly the new pogba
he always shows up for france griezmann is just built different for france
granite notch
Atletico actually have such a dead team idk how they win so often bruh š
tactial masterclass
chrome bloom
Atletico actually have such a dead team idk how they win so often bruh š
how do we have a dead tram
team
we have solid players
granite notch
nah we geniuenly do
chrome bloom
how
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mellow zealot
he always shows up for france griezmann is just built different for france
Yuh but he used to be good with atleti in 2016
granite notch
suarez , koke , felipe , hermoso , carrasco
chrome bloom
llorente, felix, cunha, griezmann, lodi, oblak are dead?
mellow zealot
Decent in 2018 as well
granite notch
griezmann is clutch sometimes
jolly ore
how do we have a dead tram
Forwards are wank, only one midfielder of any true quality, great cbs and GK tho
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chrome bloom
Yuh but he used to be good with atleti in 2016
he was a beasssttt
chrome bloom
Forwards are wank, only one midfielder of any true quality, great cbs and GK tho
bro we have sick forwards its just our play style doesnt work for them
loll
2016 griezmann was a demon
jolly ore
bro we have sick forwards its just our play style doesnt work for them
Griezmann is ass, Suarez is a jeriatric and Joao Felix is soft as charmin
granite notch
Correa x Felix is a good duo
chrome bloom
Griezmann is ass, Suarez is a jeriatric and Joao Felix is soft as charmin
felix is the most fouled person in europe lmfao
granite notch
is correa injured @chrome bloom
mellow zealot
Griezmann is ass, Suarez is a jeriatric and Joao Felix is soft as charmin
Don't disrespect joao
chrome bloom
drags in 5+ fouls per game
mellow zealot
š¤
granite notch
ah
lethal igloo
Hi too everyone whose team is playing in Champions League Semi Final šš¼
granite notch
we should sell Felipe , koke and carrasco and get Dybala , Kamara , and a solid cb
jolly ore
felix is the most fouled person in europe lmfao
Felix is a decent player, not saying he's bad, but he can't function at all in that gritty system. Felix is fantastic but, to me, he screams "luxury player"
mellow zealot
Dybala
mellow zealot
Lol
lethal igloo
Reunite Dybala and Cristiano
granite notch
ronaldo lmao
lethal igloo
Dybala knows ball..
jolly ore
Reunite Dybala and Cristiano
Please God no Dybala is literally past it at 28
mellow zealot
dybala and cristiano duo was overrated
granite notch
@chrome bloom Inter are willing to sell Lautaro for 70 mil, u think we should buy him
i think not
he is ass
granite notch
my hate for suarez is insane
lethal igloo
Sell Felix too.. he is ass
granite notch
i have a nickname for him but it gets me muted
mellow zealot
Suarez is literally worth 20M probably
lethal igloo
Send Griezmann back to Barcelona
granite notch
Sell Felix too.. he is ass
lethal igloo
Buy Mariano Diaz. Excellent player šš¼
jolly ore
I think Darwin Nunez fits the Atletico style of play š¤·āāļø
granite notch
he is goin to prem
lethal igloo
I think Darwin Nunez fits the Atletico style of play š¤·āāļø
No God please.. Fatletico not ruining another talent from Benfica
jolly ore
Mariano is 100% meme player atp
lethal igloo
Mariano worst player of the 21st century
No? He is a š
granite notch
No God please.. Fatletico not ruining another talent from Benfica
we gonna ruin more talents
dont u worry
jolly ore
No God please.. Fatletico not ruining another talent from Benfica
Nunez is a big lad who throws his weight about and scores cheesy goals in games benefica defend for 90 minutes in...sounds like an Atletico legend in the making
lethal igloo
Atletico better qualify to Semi Finals of Champions League tomorrow
tulip lake
just saw what TT said about the ref. interesting stuff
mellow zealot
It's actually simeone ruining talents not the club
lethal igloo
Need that Spanish Dominance
granite notch
Atletico better qualify to Semi Finals of Champions League tomorrow
we are not...
mellow zealot
His defensive play style is weird
tulip lake
tuchel essentially called out the ref for being too scared to make calls on real or check back at alonsoās goal
granite notch
It's actually simeone ruining talents not the club
most talents shine under him if they fit his style
Lebron lost yesterday
no lebron in play offs
jolly ore
Forgot about that š¤£
mellow zealot
most talents shine under him if they fit his style
Grizzy did for some time
tulip lake
fair tbh
jolly ore
Lebron lost yesterday
What do you call 12 millionaires watching the NBA playoffs from the couch?
granite notch
What do you call 12 millionaires watching the NBA playoffs from the couch?
soccer
granite notch
Grizzy did for some time
grizzy was good till he left
granite notch
No, you call them the LA Lakers
mellow zealot
grizzy was good till he left
He was decent in barca just didn't have a good coach
jolly ore
If Atleti knocks out City there'll be 0 Americans left and 1 Mexican in.
I'm ngl I have no clue what Mexican would still be left
mellow zealot
Unlucky
granite notch
He was decent in barca just didn't have a good coach
unluckeee
calm remnant
Hector Herrera - Atletico
lethal igloo
Premier League fans š¤¦āāļø
jolly ore
Hector Herrera - Atletico
I'm gonna be straight up, does he play? Lmao
lethal igloo
They will never accept defeat
granite notch
Premier League fans š¤¦āāļø
pride in defeat 2.0
calm remnant
Imagine he wins a UCL before he goes on his retirement home here in Houston š
mellow zealot
That too
jolly ore
Imagine he wins a UCL before he goes on his retirement home here in Houston š
The home of Travis Scott, fat James Harden and strip clubs you'll 100% be robbed behind, H-town baby
calm remnant
I'm gonna be straight up, does he play? Lmao
He played both legs against United but then got yc acculumation plus injury during international.
alpine sonnet
We proved how overrated pl is and how underrated la liga is
granite notch
We proved how overrated pl is and how underrated la liga is
Best league in the world clears english farmers. Shock!
mellow zealot
Chelsea are in a bad form
jolly ore
We proved how overrated pl is and how underrated la liga is
Madrid wins by one goal and suddenly the world goes wild
granite notch
4
mellow zealot
Is that why villareal won against bayern?
granite notch
cadiz
villareal
real
mellow zealot
š
granite notch
ok 3
jolly ore
Bayern sold, Villareal arent even a good league team their bloody 7th
alpine sonnet
Anyway your last ballon'dor was in 2008šš
calm remnant
Eibar
jolly ore
Anyway your last ballon'dor was in 2008šš
Eiberman
alpine sonnet
cadiz
villareal
real
Pls play good tomorrow
lethal igloo
Idk if this guy is joking or not? š
calm remnant
Ibiza is proper kicking it off in the 2nd division. Honestly might see them in La Liga within the next 2-3 seasons
alpine sonnet
And pl pretty much has only liverpool and man city at this point
Pl is the biggest lie i have ever heard
jolly ore
Idk if this guy is joking or not? š
He's trolling
alpine sonnet
Idk if this guy is joking or not? š
Pl fanboys
jolly ore
Pl is the biggest lie i have ever heard
Brentford would finish top half in la Liga mate get off your high horse, your league literally has RCD Mallorca in it
mellow zealot
Pl is the biggest lie i have ever heard
I mean it is hard but ppl say it's so hard and they underrate la liga just cuz real Madrid and barca were too good
summer breach
francodrid
granite notch
Pls play good tomorrow
we're not gonna beat a super-team worth 1billion+
calm remnant
La liga gets underrated the same way other leagues gets underrated.
mellow zealot
we're not gonna beat a super-team worth 1billion+
30B+
alpine sonnet
Brentford would finish top half in la Liga mate get off your high horse, your le...
Yeah yeah, that's why every star rejectes you to play there
mellow zealot
i mean their squad
Oh
calm remnant
It's always the trend cashers always deciding what's good and bad because they always want to be objectively correct.
To not sound like a dumbass
jolly ore
Yeah yeah, that's why every star rejectes you to play there
Name a single world class player that's moved to La Liga in the last 5 years
granite notch
Name a single world class player that's moved to La Liga in the last 5 years
hazard was
alpine sonnet
Name a single world class player that's moved to La Liga in the last 5 years
Hazardš, Felix, Vini, Militao,
jolly ore
hazard was
The Fatman
mellow zealot
Name a single world class player that's moved to La Liga in the last 5 years
Vinicius?hazard?felix?
brazen atlas
La liga gets underrated the same way other leagues gets underrated.
the thing about laliga and the prem is the prem has more fans and many ppl watch the prem more
granite notch
coutinho was too
jolly ore
Hazardš, Felix, Vini, Militao,
Felix wasn't world class, Vinicuis has been shit until this season and Militao wasn't world class when he moved either.
mellow zealot
De jong
alpine sonnet
coutinho was too
Oh that's right
mellow zealot
Aubameyang
alpine sonnet
Dembele as well
jolly ore
coutinho was too
More than 5 years ago, believe it or not
mellow zealot
Kun
jolly ore
Aubameyang
š
mellow zealot
Mans about to disrespect auba
brazen atlas
and wtf did i get demoted so hard i just left discord and came back
mellow zealot
š¶
jolly ore
Dembele as well
Dembele had like 5 goals for Dortmund, he was always overrated Barca got finessed
alpine sonnet
La Liga is and will be forever the best league
granite notch
he was world clarse
mellow zealot
Dembele had like 5 goals for Dortmund, he was always overrated Barca got finesse...
Dembele over what
š¶š¶š¶
alpine sonnet
Dembele had like 5 goals for Dortmund, he was always overrated Barca got finesse...
Yeah but anyway he costed more than 100m
granite notch
mbappe will be added to that list too!
jolly ore
La Liga is and will be forever the best league
Except for those like 20 years where English teams dominated the champions league
calm remnant
Mbappe, next season.
alpine sonnet
mbappe will be added to that list too!
Camavinga
mellow zealot
Mbappe will not just be added he will most likely be the best player in the worldš
alpine sonnet
Last summer
alpine sonnet
Mbappe will not just be added he will most likely be the best player in the worl...
He already is
brazen atlas
Camavinga was not a world class player and still isn't
he has the potential to be
mellow zealot
He already is
That's benzema my friend
jolly ore
He already is
Benzema rn is better
alpine sonnet
Camavinga isn't world class
He and Valverde will dominate the midfielder in Europe
alpine sonnet
Benzema rn is better
Yeah
mellow zealot
He and Valverde will dominate the midfielder in Europe
Nah
They are really good but nah
Not yet
They haven't shown those levels yet
jolly ore
All this for Real Madrid to lose to Liverpool or Man City in the final
mellow zealot
All this for Real Madrid to lose to Liverpool or Man City in the final
Aren't u a united fan?
jolly ore
Aren't u a united fan?
Yes. It hurts everyday that this is what reality has become.
alpine sonnet
All this for Real Madrid to lose to Liverpool or Man City in the final
If atm beats man city cry
mellow zealot
Exactly
alpine sonnet
We never lose finals
granite notch
All this for Real Madrid to lose to Liverpool or Man City in the final
who invited liverpool
villareal will run thru them
jolly ore
who invited liverpool
Benefica
mellow zealot
Zidane never lost finals
alpine sonnet
Zidane never lost finals
Ancelotti either
granite notch
this year , i want city to win it
jolly ore
villareal will run thru them
Cinderella didn't get to wear her slippers twice
granite notch
Cinderella didn't get to wear her slippers twice
they already did
mellow zealot
Fym ancelotti either
alpine sonnet
this year , i want city to win it
Bro what
granite notch
juve and bayern
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jolly ore
I'd rather become a Salford City fan than see the fucking noisy neighbors lift a champions league final
alpine sonnet
I hope Reece James was impressed about our stadium and he'd like to join us
Tuchel disappointed me
granite notch
lol
jolly ore
I hope Reece James was impressed about our stadium and he'd like to join us
Crack is being smoked upon
jolly ore
https://twitter.com/atletiuniverse/status/1514082739229712386?s=20&t=6eRxSvs5BPA...
Game over š
jolly ore
they both dunked on u
Because our defenders outside of Raphael Varane are absolute dog
alpine sonnet
start suarez the beluga whale
Bro playing with Suarez is like playing with 10 players rn
granite notch
Bro playing with Suarez is like playing with 10 players rn
thats why i called him a whale
alpine sonnet
Because our defenders outside of Raphael Varane are absolute dog
Oh you're a ManU fan
š
jolly ore
Oh you're a ManU fan
The pain does not end
lilac creek
granite notch
where was lewandisney today
alpine sonnet
I used to see ManU as a clubmate but i realised that you'all don't like madrid
jolly ore
where was lewandisney today
To be fair he did score
jolly ore
I used to see ManU as a clubmate but i realised that you'all don't like madrid
I could care less about madrid, have no strong opinion
granite notch
I used to see ManU as a clubmate but i realised that you'all don't like madrid
no one likes spanish teams, even spanish teams dont like spanish teams
jolly ore
when his club needed 2 goals
His defenders also couldn't stop the might Gerard Moreno, Samuel Chuckweze or Arnault Danjuma š¤£
granite notch
His defenders also couldn't stop the might Gerard Moreno, Samuel Chuckweze or Ar...
finished club sadly
alpine sonnet
Impact about being the best league in the world
jolly ore
Lewandowski at least scored a bloody goal, everyone else was even worse in that game
granite notch
Impact about being the best league in the world
jolly ore
Thomas Muller looked like he had 40 finishing out there
subtle plover
leroy sanƩ emulated his masterclasses in last season's quarter finals
alpine sonnet
Where is Eradiviseš”š”
granite notch
jolly ore
leroy sanƩ emulated his masterclasses in last season's quarter finals
Leroy Sane skills and highlights vs Villareal 2022
alpine sonnet
Psg is being sold according to Edu Aguirre from el chiringuito
granite notch
i hope they buy us
alpine sonnet
i hope they buy us
š
jolly ore
i hope they buy us
Maybe the glazers are looking to part ways
alpine sonnet
Abramovic is buying Villareal
mellow zealot
Bruh
jolly ore
cryyyyyyyy
Chilwell stfu
mellow zealot
He's fucking complaining bout a handball rulešššš¤£
alpine sonnet
šš
granite notch
oh...
mellow zealot
That should have been a yellow to havertz
jolly ore
granite notch
i should have skipped class to watch the game ffs
alpine sonnet
Boys barca fans are asking for pedri as ballon'doršš
granite notch
Boys barca fans are asking for pedri as ballon'doršš
midri is so overhyped
mellow zealot
Lol
alpine sonnet
Also how are u an ATM fan but like courtois?
Courtois didn't do them anything
granite notch
Courtois didn't do them anything
naw , he is a rat
jolly ore
Bye bye Chelsea, Chelsea pack is loud
granite notch
i hate him
alpine sonnet
Marcos Penrente even more rat
granite notch
he left us for chelsea then went to our rivals
alpine sonnet
he left us for chelsea then went to our rivals
He is playing to win ucl
mellow zealot
La decima
alpine sonnet
he almost won it with us
But you lost against us
idle pine
yo
granite notch
But you lost against us
mellow zealot
but this dumbass couldnt save ramos header
I personally hate aerial balls
alpine sonnet
but this dumbass couldnt save ramos header
You have had good goalkeepers Oblak De Gea Courtois
mellow zealot
Headers are annoyingly hard to save
granite notch
he looks so harmless
alpine sonnet
šš
crystal halo
granite notch
Atleti only gets good keepers
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mellow zealot
Nah i meant like u never get a bad keeper
alpine sonnet
suarez now too
Vallejo injured is better than Suarez rn
mellow zealot
U have a pretty good team
granite notch
Vallejo injured is better than Suarez rn
this is overall tbh
granite notch
U have a pretty good team
our defence is dead
only 1 good player and one injury prone good player
k bye
alpine sonnet
our defence is dead
You used to have a good defense when Godin played for your team
granite notch
yes
mellow zealot
A defensive team with bad defenseššš
Rip
Most defensive team was chelsea and now it's back to y'all after the city game
idle loom
alpine sonnet
š³
mellow zealot
LMAO
Carvajal
Mans was dead for a whole season but shined against chelsea
š
Well at least 1st leg
Today's match he was mid but was better as a CB than nacho
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mellow zealot
Just glad we survived it
Same bruh but now at least he won't be suspended before a semi final
Unless he receives a red card
lime willow
Madrid did it again
subtle plover
kinda reminded me of 2017-18 vs juventus
First leg 0:3 win
Second Leg down 0:3 and last gasp penalty to escape a huge scare
idle pine
cursive robin
Juventus that period was stacked
Every experienced and well coached
2017 Juve or 2021 Chelsea?
lime willow
Now it's man city for us can we survive again
cursive robin
If we had to lose Iād rather it be City than PSG or Chelsea
lime willow
If we had to lose Iād rather it be City than PSG or Chelsea
That's also true but looking at us we deserve CL
lime willow
Have to get through city and then Liverpool
Two giants of PL
thorn drum
FIFA+ is actually valid
chrome bloom
vibes honestly
covert nexus
People saying Modric is on the level of Xavi, Iniesta and Zidane
storm seal
chelsea and real was a banger
covert nexus
People saying Modric is on the level of Xavi, Iniesta and Zidane
I think people are just reactionary, he's not on their level imo
Don't get me wrong tho Modric is a baller
granite notch
Xavi,iniesta were different gravy
subtle plover
because modric is is the most comparable to them right now
as in he has been a top midfielder for a while in this current period of time
lethal igloo
First leg 0:3 win
Second Leg down 0:3 and last gasp penalty to escape a huge sc...
Same in 2016/17 vs Atletico Madrid. We won 3-0 1st leg and 2nd leg we were losing 2-0 then Isco Disco scored
Unlike Barcelona we comeback when we are bottling the lead
granite notch
Xavi,iniesta were different gravy
llorente , kroos , modric , thiago , keita >
chrome bloom
llorente , kroos , modric , thiago , keita >
ayo
subtle plover
Same in 2016/17 vs Atletico Madrid. We won 3-0 1st leg and 2nd leg we were losin...
didn't it finish 11
lethal igloo
didn't it finish 11
?
chrome bloom
someone gotta spit facts
š
chrome bloom
3:1
dusky wing
4-1
subtle plover
oh it did finish 2:1
ok now I remember
two early atlƩtico madrid goals in the first half
then isco scored later in the half
lethal igloo
Benzema Dribble š„
granite notch
Twitter
dusky wing
superbowl who
chrome bloom
https://twitter.com/GWR/status/1513980452406763520?s=20&t=tB3Hjpx1zouw8QFdeRwXJA
it already shouldve been confirmed
dusky wing
nba playoffs what
subtle plover
unai emery agrees
granite notch
superbowl who
cricket final >>
dusky wing
stanley cup what
subtle plover
football wise champions league been clear of world cup for many years
dusky wing
mudded competitions
granite notch
soccer on top
chrome bloom
always has been
dusky wing
27 š
granite notch
cricket will be 1st if Atleti loses tmr
subtle plover
don't forget the volleyball world championships
chrome bloom
cricket will be 1st if Atleti loses tmr
š
chrome bloom
don't forget the volleyball world championships
š
granite notch
we did it against MSN
dusky wing
all this talk about balls but i dont wanna hear about it unless its a soccer ball
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chrome bloom
if we lose im a be pissed off during the exam
granite notch
all this talk about balls but i dont wanna hear about it unless its a soccer bal...
nah
all balls welcome
granite notch
all this talk about balls but i dont wanna hear about it unless its a soccer bal...
Soccer ? š¦
subtle plover
north american players making errors in crucial ucl matches yesterday
granite notch
Soccer ? š¦
yep
dusky wing
also put some respect on the lebron james of soccer
subtle plover
unfortunate timing
dusky wing
yeah soccer
granite notch
soccer
chrome bloom
also put some respect on the lebron james of soccer
fax
granite notch
You mean football
subtle plover
pulisic for chelsea and davies for bayern, not their best days
chrome bloom
You mean football
futbol
granite notch
Pulisic is the reason Chelsea lost
granite notch
Pulisic is the reason Chelsea lost
its mendy
dusky wing
he literally cant do all the work by himself!
granite notch
Werner would of finished those
chrome bloom
werners goal was sick tho
granite notch
pulisic wanted to lose so he can watch MLS without stress!
dusky wing
cant believe they conceded to werner
chrome bloom
had the defence on skates
subtle plover
didn't they concede to pason pount
chrome bloom
how down bad do you have to be to let werner score
š
dusky wing
first goal of the game
granite notch
Porgihno showed us why he is the best midfielder to exist today