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subtle plover
onyx orbit
Bruno Guimarães not so much
jolly ore
If they sign 7 quality players then maybe lol
undone zephyr
Bruno Guimarães not so much
Bruno G
granite notch
I believe they have a chance
silk tapir
If they sign 7 quality players then maybe lol
Yeah thats what I mean lol
covert nexus
Bruno Guimarães not so much
Bruno G does tho
jolly ore
Newcastle should've signed Eriksen
silk tapir
Has Guiamaraes been good for Newcastle?
subtle plover
yeah but no one watches noobcastle
silk tapir
yeah but no one watches noobcastle
Unless ur club is playing them
subtle plover
but then again he came in as one of their best players already, so he hasn't needed to do more than he already has
jolly ore
Saint-Maximim is a demon
granite notch
yeah but no one watches noobcastle
Many players would like to go to Newcastle lmao. They pay good and they have a bright future
jolly ore
Saint-Maximim is Zaha if Zaha hit the weight room
subtle plover
Many players would like to go to Newcastle lmao. They pay good and they have a b...
how to have a bright future:
- get some shady money from some rich people
- there is no 2
silk tapir
Many players would like to go to Newcastle lmao. They pay good and they have a b...
If I was a player I would legit force my agent to get me to Newcastle asap
jolly ore
how to have a bright future:
1. get some shady money from some rich people
2. th...
That's for life in general not just football
granite notch
how to have a bright future:
1. get some shady money from some rich people
2. th...
Idk if you're joking or being dumb
subtle plover
but we are made to have to deal with it regardless
silk tapir
Ima go to bed lads, seeya'll in the morning
jolly ore
If I was a player I would legit force my agent to get me to Newcastle asap
Unless I started at City, Bayern, Real Madrid, or PSG
granite notch
But they have a good future ahead of them
subtle plover
I'm not joking or being dumb, newcastle were saved from relegation by saudi money
granite notch
Love them or hate them
jolly ore
But they have a good future ahead of them
No actual, legitimate world class players want to be managed by Eddie Howe and live amongst Geordies
granite notch
No actual, legitimate world class players want to be managed by Eddie Howe and l...
Man I'm not talking about winning ucl in the next 2 years
sonic skiff
Newcastle is the the new Chelsea.
granite notch
They already signed Bruno guimares
They have Saint Maximan
Kieran trippier
And they'll only get better as the time passes
sonic skiff
I’m just surprised that they did not make bigger moves in last window.
subtle plover
they just got shady saudi money not long before the window, no one makes a million big transfers that quickly
and even then, getting an entire new team generally doesn't vault a team from relegation to winning stuff
covert nexus
Weren't they pursuing botman too along with milan
sonic skiff
But it may have to do with staying in EPL. Let’s see what they do next window
snow scarab
granite notch
I’m just surprised that they did not make bigger moves in last window.
Bruno guimares and trippier aren't big moves 💀?
I mean what u expect
sonic skiff
They are. But I thought they were going to squad build faster.
onyx orbit
Has Guiamaraes been good for Newcastle?
No one cares about noobcastle
he balls for the Seleção tho
granite notch
They are. But I thought they were going to squad build faster.
No they didn't and they were smart not to
Avoid relegation and build in summer
sonic skiff
They know more than us.
onyx orbit
he balls for the Seleção tho
(quality certified by the server's official Brazil stan)
sonic skiff
That’s what I figured. Stay in top flight and cherry pick free agents.
granite notch
That's why I believe they will become a big team the next years
subtle plover
Bruno G uses noobcastle for Seleção training
granite notch
They don't just have money
subtle plover
rightly so
granite notch
They use them correctly to
onyx orbit
Bruno G uses noobcastle for Seleção training
💪💪💪
subtle plover
the world cup is near, so it makes sense
onyx orbit
the world cup is near, so it makes sense
poor guy has to compete with Fred for the starting 11 😭
granite notch
the world cup is near, so it makes sense
Guimares is better than your whole XI except wirtz
sonic skiff
the world cup is near, so it makes sense
Everyone does. And a good showing builds your stock price.
granite notch
You're one man team
subtle plover
Guimares is better than your whole XI except wirtz
schick plays archery apparently
worn tinsel
granite notch
schick plays archery apparently
He only scores tap ins from wirtz assists
subtle plover
willow thistle
why is chelsea falling off man
subtle plover
club situation
the club situation is new but chelsea going through internal issues isn't
happens every few years
granite notch
the club situation is new but chelsea going through internal issues isn't
They were kind of declining before it tho
subtle plover
yeah that's just chelsea for you
granite notch
I had been saying that they were just in form when they were winning games
Who’s exited for Europa league
And conference
granite notch
Has to be fake
covert nexus
Need to see us thrash prankfurt tomorrow
granite notch
Who’s exited for Europa league
These bitches love Sosa 🗣️🔥 💯
covert nexus
Has to be fake
Nah
subtle plover
bayern lost, so that means prankfurt will win
covert nexus
Does he mean too?
Yes he means too
granite notch
bayern lost, so that means prankfurt will win
Kostic will show Pavi LEVELS
granite notch
These bitches love Sosa 🗣️🔥 💯
No these bitches love toes 🥶😈
covert nexus
Lol
willow thistle
mls
jolly ore
If you were a prem player, would you rather,
A: win fa cup, lose champions league final, go to WC with country
or
B: lose fa cup final, win champions league, lose in WC qualifying playoffs
umbral forge
tuchel is definitely stressed out from it
Also pretty sure tuchels wife wants to divorce or something
subtle plover
"would you rather be de bruyne or jorginho"
umbral forge
So he’s having personal issues
proud cedar
If you were a prem player, would you rather,
A: win fa cup, lose champions lea...
Champions League is the main influence for Balon D'or so B probably
Depends on the UCL performance
jolly ore
Champions League is the main influence for Balon D'or so B probably
Who says you're the main character? For all yk you're like Kolo Toure for Liverpool
cinder warren
chelsea should be happy they have a new owner
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heavy crest
whats up?
heavy crest
I love real madrid with all my heart
I also like real madrid, they helped Barca to a 2nd place in La Liga
proud cedar
He’s doing ramadan
The game was at night so practically he was just having a healthy day
honest ocean
The game was at night so practically he was just having a healthy day
how is 9pm to 11pm night?
subtle plover
how isn't that night
lethal igloo
The game was at night so practically he was just having a healthy day
How would you say that?
He broke his fast 13minutes before the game
And I don’t think so he is really gonna eat something heavy before a game
So her prolly just had water and something really light
umbral forge
Champions League is the main influence for Balon D'or so B probably
False
Pretty sure international competitions have priority
serene lintel
Pretty sure international competitions have priority
There is none for this ballon dor
Only nations league really
granite notch
Benzema or Mbappe is winning it anyways
fiery star
international comps are important but UCL is a major factor
umbral forge
If the UCL really had priority then Jorginho would’ve probably shithoused his way to the 2021 ballon d’or
fiery star
jorginho got 3rd cuz of UCL and euros lol
umbral forge
If the UCL really had priority then Jorginho would’ve probably shithoused his wa...
I meant win it
fiery star
and many of the other chelsea players got nominated cuz of it too
it has a massive influence
umbral forge
Both are important but international competitions are more important
serene lintel
Jorginho isn't a striker like benz so it's harder to win it
umbral forge
that’s what I meant
fiery star
but jorginho simply isn't an amazing player so even if he won every trophy possible that year he wouldnt have won it
umbral forge
Jorginho isn't a striker like benz so it's harder to win it
yeah it’s only forwards that practically have a chance in winning it
serene lintel
He kinda was last year
solemn tusk
He kinda was last year
Because of pens and assists
fiery star
could've been better in the league
solemn tusk
he showed up in big games
serene lintel
yeah it’s only forwards that practically have a chance in winning it
Yeah that's why van dijk didn't win it aswell
solemn tusk
ghosted in small games
fiery star
besides with italy he almost costed
solemn tusk
the vice versa of messi
serene lintel
Because of pens and assists
Lmao you didn't watch a single game of him then
fiery star
i've seen messi ghost in more small games than big games
serene lintel
Pens are his least impressive attribute
subtle plover
international competitions have priority since they're not every year
fiery star
messi has a lot of good big game performances under his belt
solemn tusk
Pens are his least impressive attribute
theyre impressive to me the run ups
umbral forge
Yeah that's why van dijk didn't win it aswell
Nah it’s honestly surprising he got 2nd because he’s a defender
fiery star
goalkeepers have caught onto his technique
halcyon shadow
I said something in work about man united potential transfers and I got called an idiot so I'm resorting to here
should
solemn tusk
he showed up in big games
. @serene lintel
halcyon shadow
Jamal Musiala
fiery star
but not long ago his pens were unstoppable lol
umbral forge
In all fairness though Messi deserved that one
halcyon shadow
go to man united
fiery star
he showed up in big games
jorginho?
serene lintel
theyre impressive to me the run ups
Yeah but I mean that's not why ppl voted for him
halcyon shadow
Should that transfer happen
subtle plover
why would musiala downgrade that much
umbral forge
2018/19 was one of Messi’s best seasons, gave everything and carried Barca on his back
serene lintel
. <@859063198874075136>
Yeah
halcyon shadow
why would musiala downgrade that much
I dont see it dumb
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fiery star
2018/2019 messi is one of the biggest carry jobs i've seen lol
halcyon shadow
he will still want to go to prem
fiery star
such an efficient season from messi
subtle plover
man united is a great club for him to waste his career if that's what he wants
serene lintel
Nah it’s honestly surprising he got 2nd because he’s a defender
Yeah besides cannavaro I don't think a defender has won it before
solemn tusk
2018/2019 messi is one of the biggest carry jobs i've seen lol
2019/20 and 20/21 was even more carry
halcyon shadow
man united is a great club for him to waste his career if that's what he wants
But how?
fiery star
Yeah besides cannavaro I don't think a defender has won it before
beckenbauer
halcyon shadow
Rashford needs replaced
subtle plover
man united isn't a serious club
solemn tusk
Yeah besides cannavaro I don't think a defender has won it before
Chellini
subtle plover
tell man united that I don't run them
serene lintel
beckenbauer
Oh yeah
solemn tusk
Maldini
fiery star
chiellini and maldini havent won ballon dor
solemn tusk
joking
serene lintel
Oh lmao
fiery star
only sammer, cannavarro and beckenbauer have won it
solemn tusk
maldini should've won
halcyon shadow
tell man united that I don't run them
moody prick
fiery star
and matthaus if you consider him a CB and not a CDM
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umbral forge
such an efficient season from messi
Yeah he deserved the ballon dor to be fair
serene lintel
Nah he's a more of a midfielder
halcyon shadow
Yeah he deserved the ballon dor to be fair
he's fairly lacking them
serene lintel
I think this Benzema will win it this year tho
fiery star
also maldini was the model of insane consistency he never had a true standout year that made most people he believe he deserved the ballon dor over the likes of zidane or r9's wins during that era
serene lintel
Him, mbappe and Lewa top 3
halcyon shadow
In that order?
fiery star
idk
serene lintel
Probably
fiery star
its only april
solemn tusk
u forgetting salah??
umbral forge
Him, mbappe and Lewa top 3
Salah should defo be in that list
fiery star
benz could go into the biggest slump of his career u dont even know what can happen
solemn tusk
Salah is so clear of mbappe
fiery star
salah 2022 has been sus
solemn tusk
Benzema Salah Lewa Mbappe
halcyon shadow
not been good since afcon
umbral forge
Hasn’t been great lately but he’s still had a wonderful season
serene lintel
Salah should defo be in that list
He's been meh since afcon
fiery star
actually forgot ballon dor is based off season now
solemn tusk
not been good since afcon
nah
subtle plover
salah has been less good lately
halcyon shadow
no like
solemn tusk
prem hes a menace
halcyon shadow
in prem
serene lintel
In that order?
Probably yeah
umbral forge
not been good since afcon
I don’t think he’s mentally recovered yet
halcyon shadow
afcon was his last mark
halcyon shadow
I don’t think he’s mentally recovered yet
what second place?
serene lintel
Lewandowski doesn't show up when his team needs him
halcyon shadow
in a mad tournament
serene lintel
In the CL
halcyon shadow
it wouldnt shatter him
fiery star
he does a lot
serene lintel
This season
umbral forge
Lewandowski doesn't show up when his team needs him
he was busy making tiktoks today
granite notch
too busy dancing 😑🙂
serene lintel
he was busy making tiktoks today
fiery star
lewa should have one rn
solemn tusk
Its benzemas year this time
fiery star
could have 2
which would put him tied with some of the best of all time for ballon dors
halcyon shadow
Its benzemas year this time
He's been better than anyone else I can think of
serene lintel
😭
halcyon shadow
https://tenor.com/view/lewandowski-dancing-bayern-gif-22284703
should win for that dance
Who is winning the Worlds
halcyon shadow
what was the post
granite notch
his hat trick against some la liga team
20th la liga team
no ones
i think
today
lol
halcyon shadow
What was the score: 3-0?
halcyon shadow
Slacking
granite notch
Courtois was also very good
umbral forge
do y’all think mbappe is going to RM?
uncut pike
Benzema in the last two games has scored the same goals in Champions League KO stages as Messi in his last ten years
subtle plover
benzema in the last 2 rounds has 2/3rd the career champions league goals eden hazard has in his career
lethal igloo
Bruhhh
subtle plover
in fact
benzema has more goals in the last 2 UCL rounds than eden hazard has open play goals in his champions league career
subtle plover
don't awaken the beast like that
dusky wing
cant even go through bochum 😹😹😹
umbral forge
Villarreal should have taken all their chances
dusky wing
emery masterclass
worn vapor
Ik this shit old af but do you mean chelsea vs al hilal? And if you do we literally should have won ngl i mean they scored an easy tap in plus have you seen how they were literally tackling? God damn
worn vapor
Villareal are actually underrated ngl
dusky wing
tbh
umbral forge
Villarreal lost to a team in the relegation zone in LaLiga
granite notch
cant even go through bochum 😹😹😹
Lewandisney tax
umbral forge
Yet they knocked juventus out
dusky wing
fr
subtle plover
rubentus is shit anyway
subtle plover
knocking out atalanta was more impressive
worn vapor
Against good teams
subtle plover
atalanta bergamo have won more UCL knockout stage ties in the last 3 seasons than rubentus
umbral forge
Emery is a shit coach for the elite, top teams tbh
cinder warren
Bayern will win like 7-1 on agg
worn vapor
It’s surprisingly weird how some shit teams can beat the fuck out of good league winning teams
umbral forge
For average teams like Villarreal oh no, he’s exceptional
worn vapor
I hope so
umbral forge
Bayern will win like 7-1 on agg
nah
granite notch
It’s surprisingly weird how some shit teams can beat the fuck out of good league...
Like City beating Atleti
worn vapor
I got 90 tolisso from campaign player pick
umbral forge
Bayern will win in the second leg but it’s not gonna be 7-1
worn vapor
So i’m supporting bayern ngl
worn vapor
Like City beating Atleti
See you get it
worn vapor
Manchester shitty beat atletico madrid
granite notch
Fluke
umbral forge
Atleti have been decent recently
umbral forge
I know
worn vapor
At all
subtle plover
no away goals = obvious gameplan
worn vapor
I mean they rely on a kid
umbral forge
they had 2 shots on target
cinder warren
city will beat their ass next leg too
umbral forge
Atletico were so good defensively
worn vapor
city will beat their ass next leg too
Wanna bet my genitals
granite notch
city will beat their ass next leg too
Beat this ratio sadly
umbral forge
idk why you’re surprised @cinder warren
cinder warren
im not even surprised
granite notch
He’s a tiki taka merchant
cinder warren
atleti have always been shit
umbral forge
that’s always been atleticos style of play
granite notch
Sad his idol cant perform outside of barca system
umbral forge
Park the bus against bigger teams
worn vapor
I hope atletico just sign llorente
dusky wing
still better than pessi
worn vapor
So he can come on as a super sub
worn vapor
And score with his hand
umbral forge
it's against man city, and no away goals rule, first leg
^
uncut pike
Insane stat
granite notch
I hope atletico just sign llorente
He aint a loan
subtle plover
attack and lose 4:0?
worn vapor
And you get knocked out
cinder warren
imagine bringing in messi when you can't even beat a rebuilding barca
worn vapor
No
cinder warren
classic shittyleti fans
granite notch
imagine bringing in messi when you can't even beat a rebuilding barca
We have beat a rebuilding barca
umbral forge
Atleti are going to press and attack more in the second leg when they have home advantage
granite notch
2-0
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cinder warren
a dead barca
granite notch
And a barca beat a out of form atleti
cinder warren
🤣
umbral forge
Barca weren’t really in form back then
dusky wing
cinder warren
shittyleti marked the beginning of our comeback
worn vapor
Thanks
cinder warren
get f'ed
dusky wing
no problem
umbral forge
Barely scraped a win against alaves because of a pen
Barely beat Mallorca and some Spanish third division team in the copa del Rey
Lost 3-2 to Bilbao
Both were out of form lol
granite notch
shittyleti marked the beginning of our comeback
Pretty sure the signings did
umbral forge
shittyleti marked the beginning of our comeback
nah the supercup clasico did
cinder warren
how do u even like atleti football ffs
cinder warren
you're watching them park the bus for the past decade or so?😭
granite notch
Burnley are cool
umbral forge
atleti fans probably only care about winning
dusky wing
bro that cant be good for your self esteem
cinder warren
atleti fans probably only care about winning
fax
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umbral forge
I don’t blame simeone for his football btw
granite notch
atleti fans probably only care about winning
💀
umbral forge
Because everyone just wants to win in the end
granite notch
we were happy after our loss
umbral forge
@granite notch no you got it wrong
cinder warren
simeone would've parked the bus even if he had players like messi Iniesta Xavi
granite notch
It makes sense
umbral forge
everyone just wants to win the end
granite notch
but everyone care abt winning
.
granite notch
simeone would've parked the bus even if he had players like messi Iniesta Xavi
Like he should 💅
cinder warren
🤣
granite notch
hazy quest
granite notch
This meme was made in the start of the season
When he was unknown
well known but for the wrong reasons
cinder warren
he's still unknown tbh
dusky wing
wipes lewadisney tbh
granite notch
Own
uncut pike
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dense agate
villareal parking the bus in the second leg and keeping the 1-0 lead
rustic hull
we were happy after our loss
Well I’m not. Joao and Griezmann performed terribly. I am all for Cholo’s system when we actually counter attack
We didn’t
granite notch
Well I’m not. Joao and Griezmann performed terribly. I am all for Cholo’s system...
have u seen twitter
rustic hull
I still have faith on a 2-0 in Madrid tho
granite notch
everyone was happy
rustic hull
everyone was happy
I’m not
granite notch
well im blocked by 90% of atleti twitter
warm pagoda
villareal parking the bus in the second leg and keeping the 1-0 lead
if they lost to levante away, they're definitely losing to bayern
dense agate
while the others enjoy their wins in the CL, i'm just here watching Chelsea going down, those CL days are gone and we were already knoocked by madrid
granite notch
well im blocked by 90% of atleti twitter
90% of our fanbase are overly positive dumbasses
so im not suprised
dense agate
if they lost to levante away, they're definitely losing to bayern
bet they're still parking the yellow submarine
and somehow an alberto moreno header to make it 2-0
dusky wing
youre a chelsea fan bill?
warm pagoda
honestly i'd be surprised if villareal make it to the next round lol
dense agate
ye
granite notch
praying villareal wins the ucl
low wren
Kevin De Bruyne is playing in the world cup this year right?
dusky wing
they will
granite notch
they could, all they need is to park the bus and counter attack
dense agate
it's going to happen what
dusky wing
expose byern for the frauds they are
granite notch
praying villareal wins the ucl
cant have anti football SEMENone win it @cinder warren
benzema exposed chelsea today
warm pagoda
villareal lost so many chances today
granite notch
tuchel: the tie is over
dense agate
well, even in the bad days, still a chelsea fan
dusky wing
damn
dense agate
even if this 1-3 result ruined my day
dusky wing
sucks to be you 😹😹
dense agate
and i'm still dissapointed
rustic hull
Can we beat City? Yeah. Can we beat City with a 10-0-0? No.
granite notch
we should go back to the 442 we used against Man U
lukaku today after the match said: the match was tough and we werent enough i tried my best but i was Lakaka
dusky wing
wym bro atletico play beautiful football
rustic hull
we should go back to the 442 we used against Man U
We never used a 4-42
granite notch
whats the worst that can happen, we're already fucked
dusky wing
5-5-0 was working imo
granite notch
We never used a 4-42
2nd leg we deadass used a 442
rustic hull
We used a 5-3-2 and we transitioned to a 4-4-2 in attack
low wren
Denmark going to win
rustic hull
Pushing Lodi upward
granite notch
felipass propaganda
shameless
as a real madrid fan, putin was the 13th player
12th was the refe
dense agate
i'm still questioning, how the hell did we let that benzema third goal in
mendy tried to be a sweeper keeper
gave it to a defender, the defender lose the ball and boom
granite notch
i'm still questioning, how the hell did we let that benzema third goal in
he was thinking about if he was gonna get paid this year
putin 13 th player
🙏
warm pagoda
gave it to a defender, the defender lose the ball and boom
it was such a bad pass from mendy
worn anvil
Villarreal 1-0 wtf
granite notch
mcity 1-wanda 0
low wren
https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-edouard-mendy-gif-18574903
he's nigerias goalie right?
granite notch
he's nigerias goalie right?
senegal...
low wren
oh
dense agate
villareal bigger club than lewandowski fc and pissve W
low wren
the united states gonna have it tough
they're in the same group as england and wales or scotland
and I shouldn't ignore iran either
also how many times has a team outside of south america and europe won?
worn anvil
good mornin
Good morning
Butt how is it possible
granite notch
Good morning
Butt how is it possible
i was saying good mornin cuz u just found out
also its all cuz of Lewandisney
low wren
kevin de bruyne might carry belgium
granite notch
u mean courtouis
low wren
at this point I'd consider de bruyne top 3 in the world
worn anvil
i was saying good mornin cuz u just found out
Yeah but
granite notch
also its all cuz of Lewandisney
man gets scared the second competition gets bigger
worn anvil
kevin de bruyne might carry belgium
Thanks
low wren
he's up there with ronald, messi, lewandowski
granite notch
man gets scared the second competition gets bigger
where is his red star or youngboys to statpad against
worn anvil
man gets scared the second competition gets bigger
What he did
granite notch
What he did
he ghosted
worn anvil
he ghosted
What really
granite notch
yeah'
worn anvil
Oooohh
So if they lose again
Villarreal is going to semis
dense agate
so guys, who do you guys think will reach the final?
worn anvil
so guys, who do you guys think will reach the final?
City
dense agate
I think it will be a Liverpool-Real final
worn anvil
I think it will be a Liverpool-Real final
Bayern vs City
low wren
Guys I am currently ranked as one of the top u17 players in my state
dusky wing
okay
low wren
hoping to make it big
granite notch
liverpool v city
city must face simeone first and last time guardiola faced him he got kicked out 🥰
facts
just facts
dense agate
Liverpool have been constintely good with so much depth everywhere and I think they can actually beat Bayern
dusky wing
pretty sure atletico went through on away goals last time
no away goals this time little man
low wren
when I turn 18 I'll look to sign with the USL for a season or two then go up to the MLS, and hopefully to premiere league or bundesliga after
dusky wing
fraudiola will end terrorist football
dusky wing
okay
worn anvil
liverpool v city
Well
dense agate
Liverpool actually faced competitiion in the tournaments, while Bayern were just ffarming points in the bundesliga and getting luck yass draws in the CL
low wren
I do got 11 goals in 21 games as a midfielder so
dense agate
Liverpool got this in the bag
low wren
?
dense agate
world cup?
dusky wing
cwc?
worn anvil
when I turn 18 I'll look to sign with the USL for a season or two then go up to ...
Cool
My friend is playing for AS ROMA AS ACADEMY PLAYER
low wren
Cool
My friend is playing for AS ROMA AS ACADEMY PLAYER
Goddamn
I still am training to be the best
dense agate
premier league,a la liga, serie a, ligue 1 and the scottish league?
worn anvil
I still am training to be the best
Cool
low wren
then represent my home country in the world cup some day
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premier league,a la liga, serie a, ligue 1 and the scottish league?
And Priemeira Liga
granite notch
Tuchel today: tie is over, we cant think about bernabeu.
Guardiola(nervously): well we won i think its a good result, but we still have to go to their stadium..
they said it
not me
low wren
FC Tulsa has shown some real interest in my game
granite notch
👀
dense agate
atletico parking the bus and somehow they'll score
low wren
in a year and a half I hope to sign there
dense agate
simeone
worn anvil
in a year and a half I hope to sign there
Cool
low wren
fortunately
Manchester City FC, Borussia Dortmund, and AC Milan, are all partnered with FC tulsa
dense agate
slava, bet you'll sign for city
worn anvil
Manchester City FC, Borussia Dortmund, and AC Milan, are all partnered with FC t...
Cool
subtle plover
Klopp is 100% win rate against bagelsmann
if they meet in semis I'd fancy Liverpool
low wren
slava, bet you'll sign for city
I will before I'm 22
dense agate
Bayern getting out of their comfort zone to face real copetition
dark shore
Villareal gonna win the CL
dusky wing
tbh
granite notch
what if villareal defeats bayern lol
dense agate
what if villareal defeats bayern lol
they can if they park the submarine
low wren
Once again places like Austin FC of MLS, the biggest north american football league, also has shown keen interest
granite notch
bruh how bayern scored 8 goals against barca
subtle plover
no one has heard of austin fc lmao
granite notch
with messi and luis suarez
dusky wing
chill 😭
subtle plover
messi and Suárez aren't defenders
low wren
y'all still took my favorite teams goalie tho
dusky wing
this guy?
granite notch
lemme rephrase it
low wren
wtf is an austin fc
#4 western conference team in the mls
granite notch
how BARCA GOT 8 GOALS like that
granite notch
and villaread defeated bayern
dusky wing
who tf is villaread
dense agate
aint that some mexican farmers league
liga MX clear
dusky wing
tbh
subtle plover
Not a single person has heard of austin fc
dense agate
but if he actually makes it into professional football, good for him
dusky wing
even if its for austin fc
dense agate
who's austin fc
dusky wing
i think a wwe wrestler
low wren
Not a single person has heard of austin fc
yall only keep track of europe thats why
granite notch
important matches are on tuesday and wednesday
low wren
just like how I only keep track of mls and usl
dusky wing
u mean ucl?
subtle plover
MLS be giving the most unknown cities "fc" after or before their name and bringing them to mls
dense agate
slava, if you actually go to europe, sign for united or spurs, I recommend it
low wren
no bruh
dense agate
sign for norwich too and stay there forever
low wren
dense agate
you'll win the premier
dusky wing
honestly if someone pointed a gun to my head and asked me to name a usl team im a dead man
dense agate
honestly if someone pointed a gun to my head and asked me to name a usl team im ...
seriously who the fuck is austin
dusky wing
i dont know 😭
low wren
I'm gonna link it
urban remnant
seriously who the fuck is austin
Austin, Texas you mean?
dense agate
I aint going to europe as a teen
but if you actually go there to sign for a team, sign for tottenham
the best team in the premier league
subtle plover
texass isn't a real state in my book
dusky wing
tbh
low wren
but if you actually go there to sign for a team, sign for tottenham
the premiere league has been snatching up the very best mls players
that's why it hasn't grown
ok look
urban remnant
I don't think the EPL is the best place to go for developing yourself
dusky wing
name 3
low wren
Have you guys heard of Tajon Buchanan or Matt Turner?
dense agate
sign for tottenham, they have the migthy huarry kane and the best defender, eric dier
low wren
They came from the new england revolution of the MLS
urban remnant
@subtle plover and I well-versed in the art of Buchanan
dusky wing
penalty shootout merchant
subtle plover
Buchanan plays for Club Brugge KV
low wren
Buchanan plays for Club Brugge KV
see
urban remnant
Much like the rest of the good Canadian boys
low wren
somebody recognized a former mls guy
granite notch
Have you guys heard of Tajon Buchanan or Matt Turner?
Who
low wren
not just any goalkeeper
urban remnant
Who
I take it you don't follow Concacaf all that much?
Not trying to be snippy, genuinely asking
granite notch
I take it you don't follow Concacaf all that much?
Not at all
low wren
he's arguably the best north american goalie rn
dense agate
shut up memo ochoa clear
granite notch
AFC>CONCACAF
urban remnant
Not at all
Fair. Buchanan is one of Canada's better players and is currently playing in Club Brugge
granite notch
Siuu
low wren
Fair. Buchanan is one of Canada's better players and is currently playing in Clu...
buchanan was hella good for the revs too
gusty parrot
Tajon!
urban remnant
Yeah Concacaf is the shithouse confederation
low wren
when the revs were 24-4-6 in 34 mls games
dense agate
slava, if you actually make it to professional football and you go to europe, for what team will you sign
low wren
slava, if you actually make it to professional football and you go to europe, fo...
whoever is eager to give me an opportunity and that I know isn't a shit show
subtle plover
please don't say paris saint germain
dense agate
I totally reocommend manchestir united
low wren
to be frank i don't even know most of the premiere league teams
I can name a few
Manchester, Barcelona, Chelsea, Liverpool, Brighton, Brugge, Madrid, PSG, tottenham
dusky wing
bro what
low wren
are those seperate leagues?
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dense agate
united have a great team spirit, great coach, a great defender and totally gets great results
dusky wing
yes
low wren
shit
dense agate
sign for united
low wren
look i'm a dumbass who only follows the mls
urban remnant
Putting the non-english clubs aside, why is Brighton of all clubs on that list while Manchester City or whatever is not
dusky wing
do yk manchester red?
urban remnant
That's the most wack thing to me
low wren
Putting the non-english clubs aside, why is Brighton of all clubs on that list w...
i put manchester on
low wren
I know brighton because 7 years ago my brother went over there for a trip with his travel team who was best in new england at the time
they visited brighton out of 3 teams
I remember because he got me a shirt
dense agate
actually, if sslava ever goes to europe, I can see him play for brighton
low wren
I'd carry them
I am one of the top ranked midfielders for u17 in the eastern usa
just gotta put in a bit more work than the others
worn fiber
Lmao I remember in the start of the season Brighton we’re in pole position to qualify for the UCL
dense agate
I imagine Slava starting his adventure in europe playing for Brighton
low wren
I also remember west ham
I've watched some of their games
they're pretty good
they're what 6th?
yeah I'll sign with them
subtle plover
brighton is a cool club
subtle plover
they're not a commercial club while also not being one that pays people 300k a week just to do 1 stepover per match
alpine vessel
Bayern finished
dense agate
Brighton isn't that bad of a club
low wren
I don't mean to brag but my long range shot is a thing of beauty
alpine vessel
Brighton isn't that bad of a club
True
low wren
that's why I got 11 goals in 21 games as a midfielder
low wren
what you need midfielders who can snipe?
subtle plover
you get to meet best cb itw maguire, best defensive right back itw wan bissaka, best midfield duo itw fernandes and pogba, the GOAT ronaldo, sancho the next eden hazard, and mcmuffin the best defensive mid of all time
low wren
Oh yeah tomorrow
will anybody be willing to watch an mls game?
it's the #1 vs #3 team
dusky wing
Manchester red are building something special and i really believe you should be a part of it
dense agate
and meet the brains behind united, ralf ragnick
dusky wing
buddy said mls 😹😹😹
low wren
just to check it out yoou know
low wren
and meet the brains behind united, ralf ragnick
I'll be there some day
low wren
buddy said mls 😹😹😹
hey they've give western europe a lot of players
dusky wing
😴
subtle plover
also the best owners in the world, the glazers
dusky wing
yup
dense agate
I'll be there some day
good, then you'll play ronaldo
subtle plover
glazers are more powerful than any prime minister/president in the world
dense agate
he's mostly mad with his eammates but that¿'s okay
he'll scream to you to if united lose a game
low wren
it's a tough choice tbh
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low wren
or clint dempsey
dempsey was great but wasn't the very best
low wren
dempsey is top 50 all time though
dusky wing
brad guzan?
low wren
ksi
subtle plover
surely brad friedel
low wren
ok it's kevin rooney
dusky wing
Dempsey wipes kdb prem merchants say otherwise
low wren
How good was Johan Cruyff?
little owl
How many of them were tap ins?
faint shadow
Who
low wren
Gorzci Havricz
little owl
Why
low wren
Gabe Perreault
he's really good
shit
I was looking at the wrong perreault
All I'm getting is hockey players bruh
this kid was really talented
i fucking cant with this search engine
sorry
subtle plover
united need to give ralf a life time contract
Mans goated for saying norwich and latford are good teams
uncut pike
Marcelo is still the highest paid full back in world football
Since 2017
pure steppe
spiral musk
Psg should have kept
*tottenham
low wren
I'd of destroyed either team
uncut pike
*tottenham
He was at psg too
low wren
my long range shot is unpredictable
calm remnant
low wren
one of my goals even
I felt a strong wind to my right
so I kicked it far right on a curve
young lion
pls buy lo celso
low wren
the goalie didn't expect it
young lion
25m only
subtle plover
if they figure out that not allowing benzema to score goals is key then maybe
violet iron
Chelsea are winning 2nd leg tbh
But would they win on aggregate
subtle plover
but I wouldn't be confident on it
violet iron
Think I'd still prefer if Madrid went through
uncut pike
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U think Madrid won’t score at home ?
I find it difficult to see Chelsea going thru but u never know
novel sierra
RM have like 2 players out on suspension next game including militao
uncut pike
RM have like 2 players out on suspension next game including militao
Only militao
faint shadow
U think Madrid won’t score at home ?
4-1 chelsea win tbh
or 3-1
then extra time
then pens
novel sierra
honestly real madrid lost at home to fucking sheriff of all teams
anything can happen
uncut pike
Group stages
faint shadow
honestly i wouldnt be surprised in real madrid reach the final this year
i doubt that they are gonna win ucl
but they will def have a good run until this point of time
novel sierra
regardless if its group stages losing the first game at home to a team that shouldn't even get more then 2 points in the whole group was embarassing.
especially when playing damn near the whole starting 11
barcelona winning 4-1 or w/e a bit ago as well
uncut pike
regardless if its group stages losing the first game at home to a team that shou...
They got more than 2 cuz they are better than what u think
They played a great game vs inter
And shaktar finished last in the group
novel sierra
shaktar to be honest is more sheriff's level anyways
they actually have a history of fighting it out in qualifiers with shaktar
and besiktas
subtle plover
Shakhtar donetsk weren't at the same level this season
They barely squeaked into the group stage
subtle plover
Missed opportunity for ajax
novel sierra
ajax was the bigger shocker
uncut pike
ajax vs Liverpool better game
subtle plover
That's a hindsight thing though
flint cargo
bruh no way real madrid actually battered chelsea that bad
subtle plover
1:3 isn't terrible
subtle plover
Karim benzema 🤝 brentford
New chelsea owners
worn fiber
Chelsea could maybe could snatch a win but it’s at the Bernabeu tbh
flint cargo
Their new owner did
he didnt even need 4 billion to become the owner
uncut pike
Tbh I wanted all la liga teams to win this week
I wasn’t expecting Bayern to lose tho
flint cargo
fr tho
still the second leg is at home for bayern hence villareal are gone
also ten hag becomes the manager of united from next season
worn fiber
I hope Villarreal can go through
novel sierra
it wont happen
villarreal at home vs villarreal on the road are 2 completely different teams
subtle plover
well Villarreal won away vs Juventus and drew at home
flint cargo
im hoping athletico beats city
worn fiber
I have hope
uncut pike
U never know
subtle plover
But that is piemonte calcio, so take it with a grain of salt
worn fiber
Coinman was the only good forward today lmfao
uncut pike
they had many opportunities
subtle plover
and musiala
worn fiber
Yeh ig
uncut pike
They didn’t have a shot on target the whole first half for the first time this season
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grizzled karma
i want this mendy version for wc 🤑
hidden hornet
any chelsea fans here ? i cant hear yall
grizzled karma
any chelsea fans here ? i cant hear yall
they were killed by bees last Saturday
hidden hornet
they were killed by bees last Saturday
nah i bet mendy had nightmares after what happened to him yesterday
chrome bloom
i told these chelsea fans that real isnt ever easy to beat
and they thought they can slap real
lmfao
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Karim Benzema the greatest Madrid player
hidden hornet
yep exactly
chrome bloom
💀
hidden hornet
some chelsea fan told me weeks ago that were gonna lose
and they lost 3 at stamford
hidden hornet
we won at stamford and u dont want us to win in the bernabeu ?
chrome bloom
we won at stamford and u dont want us to win in the bernabeu ?
me?
hidden hornet
rip chelsea if ultras sur is gonna come
hidden hornet
no im saying gl to chelsea bc its gonna be hard to beat u guys
oh ok
chrome bloom
lolll
chrome bloom
ty man i wanna see all la liga teams go through
hidden hornet
i hope we win the league even though barca are catching up
hidden hornet
if barca picked up form earlier they defo wouldve won it
mhm
serene lintel
no im saying gl to chelsea bc its gonna be hard to beat u guys
Still possible
chrome bloom
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will our dark arts work 2nd leg
lmfao
hidden hornet
but were kings of europe
dusky wing
LMFAOOOOO why am i mommy milky bruh LMFAOO
cause milky 😋
idle loom
chrome bloom
cause milky 😋
i like milk, always take it with my protein powder
yum
and almonds
bang
dusky wing
benzema exposing that journeyman
idle loom
That's nothing compared to other shit Chelsea do
dusky wing
love to see it
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chrome bloom
😫
dusky wing
mommy milky what other sports do you watch?
serene lintel
Tie ain't over
