#football-lounge
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I drill and blast. So I don’t stop.
Love it.
ah ur close
wht u tryna do?
I still play as a keeper for a local beer league.
im planning to sign up for sunday league as well
@granite notch imagine this, you're a kid from Rio, you grew up your whole life at what's essentially sea level, you are fully used to that kind of atmosphere, then you get shoved somewhere more than half the altitude of the Everest and told to play football for 90 minutes
i used to play academy in toronto fc
Got accepted for architectural design in a uni and waiting for a response on civil engineering at another school
bro we were dying for a draw but its ok tho
wanda can be different
Simeone ball 💪💪💪
Problem is I slam back 20 beer after a game. Lol.
propppperrrr
lmaoooo
i think you can guys hurt them on counter attack in next leg
I'm in a sunday league team and we wore real madrid jerseys for our tournaments
barcelona will win europa
And I play indoor in winter. Much like futsal.
ya i think so to
lmao
im sure
we have our own jerseys
Same
i randomly got picked up bc the team was shit
It’s a great time.
and they were like we need someone creative just play for us no one would notice
im like bruh
ok
lmfao
so i ended up with that team
chill dudes
during the fall and winter i play basketball
i only play football in the spring and summer
i play cricket and football summer and spring, and basketball badminton during winter
Depends one time I got slammed into a wall by some fat dude
I’m no good at basketball. And I don’t have to do much to dunk.
rip my mans
basketball is hard to get good at
ya i agree im like bang average
Hockey or prison rules?
my defence is elite
for bigger people you need really good footwork and coordination
i'm 5'10 and a point guard for example
Really? I find it easy
i usually play against people over 6'3
Used to. Not so much anymore. Injuries when I was younger.
dude i swear i just use my pace, im slow af but in short bursts im quick af
i jus tdo that when i play ball
Lmao no rules I guess. Our team was my friends and the oldest one was 18 and we played 20+ year olds they were intense
if you're playing in game against people over 6'4 all the time it ain't easy
and im hella physical as well
as someone whos 5'10 i have to play point guard, where most others are under 6'3 too
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Then I’d be a tall one.
all the best point guards are under 6'3 mostly
im only 6'0
facts
quick little dudes
lmaooo
magic was a baller holy
ive always supported spurs
so i liked parker
LMFAOOOO
Not that tall. Only has me by 3”
You hate to see it💀
what about tim duncan
the brqzo agenda crazy
tim duncan was always the best on that spurs team
obviouslyyy him as well
duncan, parker and ginobili 🔥
🤓🤓🤓
if this was me eel would be like
ginobili just got inducted into the hall of fame a couple days ago
LOLOLOLLL
yupp big W
deserved
I play with people from 5’5 all the way to 6’8
High school basketball is weird asf
I would shit my pants
high school basketball just vibes
yeah i'm a senior in high school
outside of high school everyone i play against is above 5'11 usually tho
sorry bro, you wouldn't have enough energy to even poop
corner 3 specialist?
yeee
i dont need a backboard
but anywhere else im not that good
im a playmaker with decent 3 point shooting
i just understand how to shoot from the corner
which is how a point guard should be
every time i train
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i usually get 15/20 from the corner
which for a guy like me
is not bad
i dont play ball often
4th main sport
I was the tall one in school.
But never played basketball or baseball.
We’re not popular in a predominantly football nation.
Napoli > atlético madrid
bro
what are these takes
i get ur new
but bruh
LMFAOOO
cmon man
this should explain everything
yes i get we're the most hated
You suck plus your team js dirty has hell attacking grealish
but like cmon now
have u seen porto play my man
and stones did the same shit to llorente
why does he get a pass
The whole team is jealous of grealishs gucci sponsorship so they had to resort dirty tactics
porto deadass kill ppl
😭
Plus ateltico came to draw not to win thats why they were time chewing since the 20th minute
run it back at wanda 🥱
ya obviously its man city tf
u think we gonna go all out attack
on literally the best team rn
the fact we only conceded 1 is crzay
most teams would get slapped
Still dont play scared ajax would have came to play
ya and take a massive L
ajax?
all bc its attractive
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well hold that L
same team that lost to benfica 😹😹
LMFAO
and benfica sits back as well
chelsea fan?
Didn’t your team get knocked out to Europa by Benfica? 💀
Pulustic hat trick loading
Unless I have mistaken you to be a Barca Fan
dont ever call me a barca fan
W
Atlético madrid were obviously going to park the bus
ya
it was actually effective for a while
simeone ball
it makes sense
They play scared
They parked a plane yet failed
They play dirty too
any other team would acc get slapped
psg with messi hattrick
not everything is about attack
not really. PSG were just dominant in the 1st leg
bc of attacking plays hold this L
We didn’t really park the bus
Why were they targeting grealish so much are they salty or what
who tf cares about grealish
i can guarantee u
no one on the team cares about him
understandably so
The whole team thats why they were targeting him
we just wanted to pressure him
anyways, Atletico parking the bus worked until City scored, but it's only a 1-0 result, i'm sure Atletico might pull this off in their home
ya pressure him
Grealish is a very handsome guy
let him know he cant dribble around
Pencelotti?
The word Pen is being overused now ngl
ya same
Call him Kankerlotti or something
and luke we've done this plenty of times before against barca and bayern
I heard ancelotti is out with rotationitis
and we succeeded
Ancelotti wasn’t there last game either
we can pull of shit
when will Suarez play in the CL again
Not entertaining football tho
Shocking
Did someone say Talibancelotti??
real recognize real
What a substitution
bro its not about entertaining
u do what u have to do
atleti came from nothing
man's been a sub agfainst Shitty United and Bottlerchester City
we dont have the privilege like man city fans
to play attacking football non stop
bc of the money
and depth
u work with what u have
I predicted Atleti would win just for an upset
Any bilbao fans in this server
2nd leg man
AND YOU STILL LOSE
its wanda
atletico beating city 6-0
10 ATB
THATS EVEN WORSE THAN TUCHELIBAN BALL
Keep barking
its calm
I mean
Ur saying keep barking
No away goals
we were aiming for a draw
I literally wanted them to win
whys that hard to understand
no away goals = even more reason for the away team first leg to park it
we wont go guns blazing first leg
simeone said whatever it takes
doesnt add up
You're Atletico Madrid not Real Madrid don't aim for draws like us
Man City is oil like Psg but they have chemistry
real madrid aimed for a goalless draw first leg vs PissG
Barking
Im sorry but srsly it was a 5-5 formation and u still lost
Then they battered psg next round
u sw 1st leg in psg right
thats what i just said
tho
Yea but like we were more shit than u guys
its defo doable
real va chelsea
We did great defensively
I mean they only lost 1:0
time to expose tuchel the fraud
No Correa No Carrasco No Party
Man City is one if not the best attacking team right now
ya stop acting like any team can destroy city
And they could barely create chances
1-0 loss is not bad at all
We were at peak defensive performance.
tbh
We need Atletico Madrid vs Real Madrid back in Champions League. We had it 4years in a row
ok but they can also choke if you know how to outplay them
Look at Bottleham and Crystal Palace
not many teams can outclass city tbh
Bottleham did
😭
ya u gotta play smart
this is CL
Smart like Conte tbh
City’s Depth is OP
^^
spurs usually shit on city its set in stone

we cant attack guns blazing first leg on top of that
Yes, I agree on this. And I wished Simeone had dared a bit on the counters because like you say City leaves fragile spaces in their attacking football. Their pressing is an illusion, it isn’t as solid as it looks
beat city glorify the win then bottle
Atlético madrid are banking on man city to make mistakes second lef
yupp
And based on history, they will make some
Yall better win second leg
atleti thrive in these situations
I have u guys as my upset
we gotta do well
bruh
daily reminder messi is finished
If we advance against city, can’t wait to face Chelsea
im sorry im going too far now
And eliminate all epl
no youre not
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Madrid is gonna choke
no!
we wont choke
only reason we could lose is no rotations
I hope
dont be like that guy
Messi only able to perform when they have at least a 2-goal lead against the likes of Venezuela and relegation battling teams 😭
lukaku world class performance vs real lets go
good thing eden fatzard can't use these matches as his personal aerobics sessions
(Completely unbiased)
@cedar beacon agrees with me
5-5 Haram Ball
we'll see if Havertz is clear tmw
man
I remember the hype around Lukaku when Chelsea signed him from Inter
Except for you brqzo
thought he would solve our problems with strikers
oh thanks 😄
or finishing.
nvm mids we good
he statpadded against Norwich Newcastle and and Burnley
I fucking despise you
I think he still got it
just kidding
he just doesn't start
I knew he was finished
Yes
😄
he wouldn't fit into the tactics
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rip my mans x2
💀
😭
Atleti is reaching the point where if I was an attacker, I simply wouldn't want to go there
Guys a USA championship side loses to a third div team who is u23 btw the u23 team doesn't have an official main side team, the u23 team is the main team
What? Lol
@jolly ore the u23 team is not actually u23
and yet we made some solid forwards
lmfao
hhiiii
manchester city is win
💀
It's an academy that doesn't have an official pro team@jolly ore
💀
shiet i want aletico win because aletico maybe meet real madrid
theres 2nd leg
beating man city isnt easy
everyone tripping out rn
thinking they can slap man city
all fun and games until u face them lmfao
Guys this is crazy the u23 team came back from 2-1 down to win 4-3 and Charlotte independence is the championship side
Plus the guy who finished Charlotte off was 18 years old
I'm Vietnamese and I speak very bad English
💀
Fucking limbs
Imagine if Simeone had a team with the 10 best defenders oat and the best gk oat
10-0-0 formation
i mean
that was us in our prime
lmfao
godin
juanfran
now its the complete opposite
we have class forwards
yeah tuchel is trash
Yep
charlottes in league 1 not championship
there in the division below the championship
sad to cause the USL has potential to be a good league if it wasnt for the MLS and its fixed league structure
My friend plays for fusion
siuuuu

How many strikers can u name that are or were better than Lewandoski?
suarez
OAT
Kane
noo
hmmm
david villa
david villa 
Van nistelrooy
ýe
Romario 🤙🏽
suarez easily
💀
ya ofc
hmmmm
City won just because of me

and foden
mommy milky spittin

werner
But I score a goal and Foden is like my kid
😂😂
damn
😫
pep is the greatest manager oat
france wipes
Cap
Spain wins personally but it’s close
portugal> spain
💀
Fernando Torres
Van Persie
R9
Aguero
Van Basten
Drogba
Eto'o
Raul
I can name more
Spain imo is the best team itw currently
I think they played the best in the euro too
I have them winning the entire tournament
spain still need a striker to get them through tight matches
or some sort of goalscorer
maguire
best player oat
Ferran Torres
Crazy how if Higuain didn’t have one horrendous game he’d be one of the best strikers OAT in fans opinion
And moreno if he's not injured by then
Moreno is bad for Spain
But Ferran is good enough
Spain gets 3x more chances than their opponent
Every game
He could improve
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But I like moreno so I hope he gets a chance
None even went to VAR
in fairness spain won euro 2012 without having a striker starting in most of their matches
he did before
Will Fati be fit by then?
I know I’m a Barca fan but it changes so much idgaf anymore 😭
it is possible, but whether he will be match sharp is very much unknown
speaking of barca
if they continue like they are rn
theyre gonna be in semis for champions league next season fs
like if wirtz is back in time for world cup, if he ends up even being selected he won't have had much time to get back into rhythm
yea theyre both super teams makes sense
Bayerns incredibly inconsistent
especially if lewa gets his 3 penalties 💀
That Bayern is top form
yea
He gets one every game for the ones Madrid got against them since 2014 💀
arkadiusz milik is what an only scores penalties lewandowski would be
i want benz to win a balon so badly
twitter does a lot of things
hell nah even as a madrid fan i cant say vini is even in consideration for a balon
I don’t think Benzema will get it
yea salah or lewa probably will
salah post afcon is looking a bit lost but he will return soon enough
Key passes
yea sad to see especially in wc with those damn laser pointers
Koulibalys cousins got lasers for Christmas
speaking of koulibaly
The captain America chants gonna go crazy after the US wins 3 pens from Maguire
how has he managed to not have made a move to a big team
i dont think ive seen a worse soccer player in my life than maguire
how the fuck is he worth 80m euros
You think Maguires bad?
I’m a Barca fan
I know a worse defender
A defender I swore at weekly
for a year
LMAO
the only reason maguire looks worse is because he doesn't get benched
he is too privileged to be benched
Fucking Clement Lenglet
unlike that certain barcelona defender
how does he start ever single god damn game
privilege
being a utd fan rn is like being a barca fan a few months ago
remember when deschamps started him against switzerland
and then he hooked him at half time
its tough
Mbappe is kinda like the Parisian Michael Jordan
idk how ppl still compare him and halland
haaland is busy ghosting against red bull
mbappe is so much better in every aspect
It was comparable a year ago
well that and injury problems
but it’s not now
yea its not at all
Mbappe is genuinely looking at being a top 5 player all time by the end of his career
it has affected dortmund too but dortmund is a meme
if he has the eagerness for it
agreed
But does he now?
i hope he doesnt end up like so many other players who wasted their potential
i want hazard out of rm and mbappe in
i want mbappe with that #7
yea ofc he would
times are tough aren't they
psg would go to shit without him
after another UCL crash landing
Mbappe imo is already near surpassing Neymar as a player
but if Mbappe declined that’d obviously change
yea neymar is unmotivated tbh i thought messi would rekindle his fire but it didnt at all
mbappé has the ambition neymar has for brazil
exactly
the question is if he can keep up this ambition
because once neymar got persuaded by PissG money, he cared less about club success
he still wants national team success though
This is a scary take to make publicly but
which is definitely valid
I think Mbappe has potential to surpass Ronaldo
Ronaldo will always be a better shooter but
Messi 🤝 Neymar
Using PissG for national team training
ur user definitely holding to its honor
Mbappe Is so much better at so many other things
even than prime Ronaldo was
seeing as Mbappe is likely in his prime atm
i think he can still get better
he can perform better somewhere else besides psg
I’m not sure if that’s Madrid
But that’s the best place rn
buying Mbappe could kill Madrid
where's vini gonna go if mbappe takes that left wing tho
A team in desperate need of a rebuild
yea
at least eden hazard can't use the two matches against chelsea as 180 minutes of aerobics training
like he did last season
Barca obviouslt can’t get Mbappe
But I couldn’t imagine
The way that Barca is playing atm
i dont think they can get halland either
The amount of chances they create
buying haaland right now is a bit of a risk
Mbappe would score literally 6 goals a game
considering how this season has gone for him
He’s going to city
I’d prefer if Barcelona bolstered something else
preferably the defense
and maybe acquire gravenberch
he's going to the other fcb
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:/
rip
I'm not sure if he is but bayern seems like the most likely destination...for now
I mean gravenberch
haaland won't be going to bayern
yea never
city just needs new defense to become the perfect team
something of the sort
city already fucking perfect
how much more do u need
im just pressed we got the best team
lmfaooooo
bus stop didnt work 💀
but still 1-0 isnt bad
2nd leg is gonna be different
it has to
cant sit back like that
athleti didnt have a chance against anyone else anyways
i dont think they'd beat villarreal
man city is literally the best team rn beating them is hard af
well we have tho
fr
but like
fair play man
man city is just too op
if any other team went against them theyre getting slapped
except bayern
unlike PissG they have a system and players that play in the system
if they allow us to win 2nd leg
omfg
that sso tuff
man citys only problem should be bayern
like literally
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Laliga is so under appreciated
idk
i think liverpool are probably their biggest problem
bayern is good but i feel like theyre more beatable than liverpool
ong
u might have a point
but if atletico can score 2 against liverpool and put up a fight im sure city can easily as well
mommy milky you know all i do is spit facts man
LMFAOOO
last time city vs liverpool city had liverpool on skates in the first half
then liverpool came back stronger in the second half
liverpool can concede but their attack make sup for it
yeah pretty much
bayern is bayern
i rate bayern but i think liverpool would be the tougher matchup still
im all in for a villareal upset
aight now youre reaching
if no la liga team goes through that would be helle depressing
i got real exposing tuchel the fraud
Brentford are actually dragging it
praying for simeone to pull some magic shit out his ass 2nd leg
brentford exposed journeymen fc
LOLLL
they have every right to brag
foooking brentford
theyve been doing well tho
cant shit on them like that
everyone thought they would be relegated
Chelsea winning tomorrow sadly
Brentford own chelsea tbh
idk
bruh
yes

it's on in the 2nd leg tho
almost pulled through
That'll be fun
ya benfica fire
damn that dude is just so good
I hope he joins
He has pace, fits their counter attacking style of football
im praying we convinced him and his agent
instead of us playing attacking football we take the attack out of other teams
big brain
hoping the same for dembélé here lol

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Nah that’s lowkey disrespectful
they can attack well if they want ngl
or emerson
fr
matty cash signed a 5 year deal
what a fucking bozo
LMFAOOO
we were literally ready to buy him
Isn’t he good
I’ll take him at Madrid tbh
no ones takin ghim now
Plus Matty Cash is such a cool sounding name
Rolls smoothly off the tongue
We already got Vinicius Tobias
^^
Brazilian
Isn’t he like 18
yup
He will join castilla in summer
whats wrong with 18 lol
But if he’s good enough he can play first team
mbappe, felix played 18
Yea
bro talent is crazy these days
Mbappe is different
especially with the injuries Carvajal has I’m sure he will play
Yeah but not every 18 year old
Pedri made sevilla look like shit lol
Foden too
Bukayo Saka
these young players are so good
Fr
musiala
Moukoko
Why isn’t Moukoko replacing Haaland
in the next 10 or 5 years these dudes gonna take over
looks like we're gonna have another good era bois 
Moukoko is like 17
so many youngsters
Donny Malen is I think
Adeyemi
Malen is older than Haaland lol
adeyemi is so nice
They both young he doesn’t have to younger to replace him
fr
now theres gonna be a whole selection
Now it’s Mbappe and no one
LMFAOOO
it's like the early 2000s era rn lmao
Nobody’s on Mbappe level rn
i feel like they're not gonna reach the level of messi and ronaldo tbh
The people on Mbappe level rn are Benzema Salah Lewandowski
mbappe cannot even beat switzerland walking L
not even Haaland or Mbappe
nah bro these young ppl on crack
no one is
ever
but now theres so much competition
even competition
Idk Mbappe is so ahead of the competition
If Mbappe stays fit he will be in goat category
compared to messi and ronaldo
He won’t be alone
No injuries
Hopefully we surround him with talent
like messi and ronaldo are on another level
the records they have
i dont think anyones beating
lmfao
The consistency is insane
oh come on, that's what everyone says, that happened every year or generation, like with Puskas, Di Stefano, Pele, Maradona, Pirlo, Maldini and every great player
ong
they were just replaced
no no
15+ years elite level
We really haven’t seen anything like this before
who do you guys think scored the first ever goal in football
2 players competing for player of the year for 15 years straight
bruh LMFAOO
crazyyy
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John Jones
Is it true that the English told us Americans to call it Soccer
And are now upset we are calling it soccer
Joe smith
soulja boy
England came up with the word soccer
ya
lmfaooo
england came up with it and hating americans now
LMFAOOO
cheeky cheeky fuckers
They wanted revenge for 1776
If u thought that was boring
Wait till 2nd leg
Watch them more
in official matches, yes
yeh lmao chelsea fans are egoistic to another level lol
Hala madrid
Atletico yesterday...
I literally didn't see a single shot from them against Man City
They played too defensively
And that cost them the game
they had no intention of going for anything other than 0:0
especially without away goals being a t hing
Cristiano should've remained at Juve, now good luck with Conference League
true
ig they are satisfied with a 1-0 defeat aswell
city werent able to create much
prolly could have scored a second or third at most
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All those newbies
I onced used to rule this
But my time went away
Such a sad world
Yalls debates are so boring
😹 Juve
how tf are people saying atleti hit 0 shots?
i can recall marcos hitting atleast 2 shots????
and also for people calling atletico terrorism football
y'all are stupid bithxc
call them a mid team
that doesnt change the fact that they beat you every fucking season
👍🏻
My POV on the champions league (before hand)
Atlético definetely is on the same level as Benfica now
imagine hating atletico
Fabinho needs to work on his knee slides
haha
rip portuguese teams
Portuguese teams play the same style as Atlético Madrid
But I just dislike the way how
true
Speedy recovery for van gaal
Yes
they didnt count it as a shot apparently
I hope Van Gaal can make the world cup