football-lounge

[stark narwhal]

can yall stick on the topic of football

[compact raft]

we are at the semi-final

[fathom bolt]

This football my guy

[barren relic]

Oh

[stark narwhal]

?

[barren relic]

In the final 8-2

[fathom bolt]

If yall need a sub im free (i take 100%)

[compact raft]

against a 4th year class

we are 3rd year

[fathom bolt]

I fit right in with MINORS

[barren relic]

💀

[restive summit]

anyway i am the still gk at football

[fathom bolt]

Just my pfp fits it

[fathom bolt]

Protect ya nutz

[compact raft]

i am CAM

[fathom bolt]

Best players are bench warmers

[barren relic]

Aka maguire

[fathom bolt]

Bench warmers>>>>

We are clear of everyone

[compact raft]

harry meguaier

[barren relic]

Maguire got 1 wc goal

Haaland lewa or Ibrahimovic didnt

Thats wht

Why

Maguire is better

[fathom bolt]

1 more of neuer 🤣

Maguire>>>

I got sick after i stole airpods

Like i got a fever

[stark narwhal]

not funny

[fathom bolt]

I still dont like my injury of my knee

[fathom bolt]

But who are you?

[stark narwhal]

who are you

[fathom bolt]

I was in this convo for 5 minutes

[stark narwhal]

dont act like you’re somebody

[barren relic]

He is though

[fathom bolt]

My guy you’re just watching

Do dont mess with the big guys

[stark narwhal]

im free to join whenever i want

[fathom bolt]

But but but maguire>$

[stark narwhal]

the “big guys” who’ve been in this server for a week at most

[compact raft]

who is the best defender of the 1990S- 2020S?

[stark narwhal]

maldini

[compact raft]

also LB/RB, he is a CB

[fathom bolt]

Oh boy i got banned 2 times

[stark narwhal]

ok?

[compact raft]

best LB?
aside from roberto carlos

[stark narwhal]

guess so?

[compact raft]

right back?

[flat moth]

Maldini is the best lb ever imo

[silk jasper]

TAA😂

[flat moth]

Rb probably cafu

[hexed hamlet]

why’s that?

and myn has been ok so far, thanks for asking

[compact raft]

best comebacks ever?
aside from barca liverpool
and barca psg

[hexed hamlet]

spurs/ajax

down 2 in the first half

[compact raft]

3-3 moura

[hexed hamlet]

only one i can think of

and this isn’t necessarily a comeback, but a surprise, Man U. 3-1 Arsenal

[stark narwhal]

barca liverpool wasnt that impressive

[hexed hamlet]

and 4-0 Brentford

[compact raft]

(old story)Hey guys,today i made a classmate crying:
So,his fav football team is Juventus,i went to school with a 2014/15 FCB shirt.
He cried for a bit,cuz he saw the shirt

[compact raft]

3-0
0-4

oh goddam you origi

[hexed hamlet]

nahhh bro 💀

[stark narwhal]

not that impressive when you notice barca was a one man team

[hexed hamlet]

bs

but no@arguments

[stark narwhal]

not bs

messi was the only player that wasnt washed on that squad

[compact raft]

but how do teams score more at home?

[stark narwhal]

are you really asking us that

😭

[compact raft]

nah

sorri

who is the god of football?
i say god zlatan

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[stark narwhal]

pele

[granite notch]

Pele

King of football

[compact raft]

yes,but i meant a modern one

[granite notch]

Basically made the game as well known as it is around the world

[compact raft]

of ever,pele' sure,but ibra hits different

who else scored a bycicle kick from 30-40 yards

[granite notch]

Modern? Well got to Ronaldo or Messi

[granite notch]

Yes but never having won a ucl doesn't look good for him lmao

[compact raft]

bruh

[granite notch]

He is more cursed than man city

[compact raft]

when he was with inter,FCB won the 2009 UCL

[stark narwhal]

messi

[compact raft]

then,he decided to go to FCB,but inter won

[granite notch]

Ik lmao he cursed

[stark narwhal]

his fault for moving every 2 seconds

[compact raft]

if he stayed for another year,hw could've won

[granite notch]

Not necessarily

I could say if Bayern won the ucl against Chelsea we would have had as much as ac Milan rn but would we have won 2013

[compact raft]

when someone phones ibrahimovic at the cinema,they put the movie in pause

[granite notch]

Butterfly effect

[stark narwhal]

zlatan jokes arent really funny anymore

[compact raft]

ibra fought against hulk.
the loser had to paint himself green

[safe mortar]

Mainz vs Hertha predictions

[stark narwhal]

@granite notch

[barren relic]

My team didnt win yesterday

[fathom bolt]

Are you serious right neow

[mighty garden]

https://twitter.com/ansufatifrance_/status/1570040964521267201?s=46&t=NaRgN1IHzDXDjwb-N-ge6Q

Ansu Actu 🇫🇷 (@AnsuFatiFrance_)

Ansu Fati vs Bayern Munich

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 1:25 PM

😤

[dull tangle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/482215166000365603/1020303014680084501/Screen_Shot_2022-09-16_at_6.59.44_PM.png

singapore vs cambodia

check U20 asian cup

[clever parcel]

❌❌❌

[clever parcel]

🧐

[granite notch]

where’s the cup venue?

I meant the country

[dull tangle]

lol

HOLY

singapore bro.

their defender almost did a maguire

gg well played tho.

gg

singapore penalty

we lost

😭

cambodian brexit tackle

yes

YES

HE SAVED IT

LETS GO

COUNTER

COUNTER

CORNER

Yessir

Free kick chance @clever parcel

cambodia losing 0-1

😭

[granite notch]

[dull tangle]

1-1 now

[leaden crypt]

My rb

[surreal nexus]

which formation is better, 4 3 3 with a false 9 or 4 2 3 1?

[granite notch]

rigged

[dull tangle]

damn

[oak panther]

U from SG or Cam?

[dull tangle]

cambodia

[dull tangle]

singaporean bench rn

[mighty garden]

Ea are dumb

Holy

No veratti upgrade

[granite notch]

Ppl buying the same game each year it’s hilarious

[mighty garden]

-4 for ramos like damn

A bit harsh

[oak panther]

Nice
Will you watch this year AFF Cup

[granite notch]

Cambodia has a football team?

[oak panther]

Bro yes ofc

[granite notch]

I'm jk ofc lmao

[oak panther]

Cambodia team is not that great tho

I know Sokpheng and Vathanaka

[granite notch]

Ik they have a football team but wether anyone there actually followed football idk

[oak panther]

They do

[granite notch]

It's like the Indian football team that's how I thought of the Cambodia football team

[oak panther]

They have a 70k seat stadium

Ye Cambodians follow it I think

India not as popular

[dull tangle]

yep

[dull tangle]

new stadium ye

[oak panther]

W

[dull tangle]

75k seat capacity

[oak panther]

Nice

[granite notch]

What stadium is that

[oak panther]

Cambodia National stadium

[granite notch]

Looks really nice

[dull tangle]

morodok techo national stadium

[restive summit]

i keep hurting my hand xd

[oak panther]

@dull tangle in case you're interested we talk Asia football in #rest-of-world-leagues btw
Get role in #967107014914371654

[dull tangle]

ok 👍

[shadow sable]

whaty happened to james hair

so ugly

and disgusting

the bluie

ewwwwww

why is there a random spot of blue

[fathom bolt]

😃

[fathom bolt]

My blue

[shadow sable]

ok

u hv 1 point in the premier league

i mean ucl

[restive summit]

dw they will start getting pens soon

[shadow sable]

own liverpool

W napoli

[true pumice]

Any idea why de gea isn't called up for Spain?

[shadow sable]

i didnt know he wasnt

then whos called up

[restive summit]

Liverpool only won once in last 6 matches and it was at Anfield

We are liverpool black beasts

[shadow sable]

de gea hasnt performed well

[true pumice]

Unai Simon and some other keepers

Even kepa hasn't been called

[shadow sable]

FR

THEY CANT PLAY AWAY

[shadow sable]

then luis enrique must have been brain damaged

[restive summit]

Allegriball irl

[mighty garden]

https://twitter.com/elfayz_/status/1570702883678748678?s=46&t=8EKQwrBoSRc5N918dRtGQA

Faysal (@elfayz_)

Vini Jr getting attacked and criticised for dancing but nothing has been said towards Aguirre for instructing his players to kick and break Vini’s legs..

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Twitter · Sep 16, 2022, 9:15 AM

[restive summit]

this is so bs

[heavy raptor]

Where was the Napoli V Rangers game played?

It was at Ibrox. Which is in the Uk so its fine i think.

[restive summit]

How tf does that matter, uefa veto'd them to play god save the king either way

and they didnt respect uefa decision

[heavy raptor]

ohh ok

[fathom bolt]

Points will come

[subtle galleon]

we all had or knew someone that had these

[small valve]

I post an article about 40 years of abuse by the French football federation, but this discord is more interested in a fake Mbappé relationship with a model 💀

[restive summit]

honestly, i dont give a fuck about either

idc about fff or mpaypal

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1570773852090937345?t=3nGeBgmCBU3kj9iBCsAUCw&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 OFFICIEL ! Boubacar Kamara remplace Adrien Rabiot dans la liste des Bleus. 🇫🇷

Le milieu de la Juve n'est pas encore totalement rétabli.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2022, 1:57 PM

Finally lol

[terse peak]

The kiddies grow up

[lone owl]

Musiala🔥

[dreamy rose]

Hi

[lone owl]

Hi

[hasty fractal]

Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought

[dark epoch]

It’s called football

https://tenor.com/view/marah-gif-21046277

[lone owl]

Yeah football

[modern palm]

Is this copy paste?

[lone owl]

Cuz u play it with your 🦶

[lone owl]

Why should it be

[granite notch]

my idol penzema and pinicius are sadly finished

https://twitter.com/barcauniversal/status/1570788425850130435?s=46&t=JcSkgpto1l-m_IU97ozEzg

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Gerard Piqué was the player who looked most happy and smiling when the team was congratulating Gavi for his contract renewal during today's training session.

— @sport

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😭😭😭😭

[dense cipher]

Hello

[dark epoch]

Has to be happy for his step son

[granite notch]

Is world soccer shop a good place to buy jerseys?

I want the Mexico away jersey but it’s sold out everywhere and only available on world soccer shop

[tardy oracle]

rate/10? i made it btw

[ivory axle]

It's fine

[tardy oracle]

took me only 30 mins

[granite notch]

😳

[surreal nexus]

any players that will be op in fifa 23?

[subtle galleon]

mbappe ofc

[surreal nexus]

others?

[ivory axle]

Depends how much money you give EA to upgrade your cards

[surreal nexus]

oof

[restive summit]

its ok

[tardy oracle]

rate it /10

[restive summit]

7

[ivory axle]

It's true though

[surreal nexus]

that's why i said that, it's the ugly truth

[ivory axle]

The people that spend money on UT end up better than those that actually grinded for the stuff themselves

[restive summit]

get kvara early for cheap

wait for winter upgrade

profit

[surreal nexus]

i dont play fut

[restive summit]

oh

[granite notch]

Mbappe

Who tf else

[surreal nexus]

lacroix?

[granite notch]

Finished

[restive summit]

kvaratskhelia could become a beast

osimhen pot was 88 last fifs

[surreal nexus]

fair enough

[restive summit]

mh lemme think

prob rodrygo could become op aswell

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[runic condor]

no

did you?

[dark epoch]

Because he is the face they make him broken

[granite notch]

Fact

Won't give him and PSG a UCL though

[dark epoch]

Atleast he plays ucl every year

[granite notch]

Fairs

We are dusted

[small valve]

[granite notch]

At least we are winning europa

Because who's gonna stop us

[daring summit]

Barcelona?

[native quest]

Your better pray Barcelona don’t go to Europa league

Cause United stand no chance

[native quest]

Ajax,inter Milan, maybe Chelsea, Arsenal

[subtle plover]

freiburg will

[small valve]

Arsen... 💀

[restive summit]

liverpool

[granite notch]

Barcelona

[granite notch]

Nah ajax not going to Europa league

Sure they lost have there team but other half is still decent

[subtle plover]

one of ajax or napoli will be going there

[subtle plover]

shoutouts to not putting juventus in there

[restive summit]

for how liverpoop has started Napoli could top the group

stop underestimating us

[subtle plover]

true

I'm still thinking napoli and ajax will split the results

either 2 draws or 1 win each

[restive summit]

if we get 4 points vs ajax, rangers at Napoli should be an easy win, we will top the group

even 2 draws and a win vs rangers would work for Napoli

[lilac gate]

Barca in the final, just like old times eh?

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-neymar-black-suit-neymar-drip-gif-25869494

me otw to liverpool downfall

[native quest]

All this Vini jr hype

Just for him not to scored and end up losing the derby 🤣🤣

[restive summit]

who cares about vini jr when there is kvara dominating top 5 leagues in stats

[sonic harbor]

He’s better than all of your wingers.

[restive summit]

– x-axis indicates the number of pressures
– y-axis indicates the % of their team's pressures in the final third
– the size of crests indicate % of successful pressures
Kvaratskhelia isn't just a great player on the ball and a great goalscorer, but also a super important player in defensive transition.
He makes 15 pressures per 90 in total (slightly below average) but 8.3 pressures in the final third (top 4% for wingers/AMs in top 5 leagues)
And craziest of all, his pressure success rate is 40% which is top 1% in all top 5 leagues for attacking midfielders and wingers

[woeful epoch]

Sample Size of 270 mins

[restive summit]

minimum 270 mins, kvara has played all games this season this far

it says "atleast with 270 mins played"

it could be more or less

[dark epoch]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1570820188022669314?s=46&t=6uV9PKNQWCUtPXA87cLgDg

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

PSG director Luis Campos: "Neymar was never close to leaving PSG. Rumours on Neymar this summer were completely fake - also, saying that Mbappé wanted Ney to be sold is another big fake news". 🚨🇧🇷 #PSG

"Neymar is 100% part of our project", Campos tells @Rothensenflamme.

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Twitter · Sep 16, 2022, 5:01 PM

[empty fractal]

hm

[winter goblet]

Am I wrong for saying Messi is the best player itw atm

[granite notch]

Hi to yall

[granite notch]

Is he even the best player on the team? I mean, Ney's current form is amazing

[winter goblet]

Ney's form IS amazing but Messi's better atm imo

[restive summit]

https://twitter.com/Romain_Molina/status/1570714362138206208?s=20&t=TBEDftL8JKBNrKCuMRjbWQ

Romain Molina (@Romain_Molina)

Here we go ! 40 ans d’abus couverts à la FFF : https://t.co/QhbzWZ615b

Agression sexuelle/harcèlement/violence sur mineurs, chantage sexuel sur arbitres hommes et joueuses, agression sexuelle/harcèlement par des dirigeants : plus de 10 cas sont répertoriés

@JosimarFotball

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Twitter · Sep 16, 2022, 10:01 AM

wtf i just foun out about this shit

[safe mortar]

?

I just read the translation

[restive summit]

thats fucked up

[restive summit]

Translation:

Here we go! 40 years of abuse covered at the FFF: blurred link to avoid ban

Sexual assault/harassment/violence of minors, sexual blackmail of male and female referees, sexual assault/harassment

[native lance]

I'm so excited for wc

I just wait till I wake up one day and I see Argentina winning it

Let's hope

[runic condor]

Neymar has 14 g+a in 7 league games Messi only has 10

[winter goblet]

Only? Cuz Neymar plays as a winger and Messi plays as an attacking mid?

Messi's still the most complete itw rn

Most dribbles completed, most chances created and most duels won per game in PSG

[tender sable]

Messi can't shoot

Neymar's end product is better

[small valve]

I posted about it in the morning, no one seemed to care.

Dw ik not everyone saw it

[restive summit]

i just saw it issew lol

[small valve]

It only concerns FFF

[restive summit]

thats fucked up shit

[small valve]

Yeah

Every club are concerned

[restive summit]

anyway ill go watch Brescia - Benevento, forza Benevento!

serie b is good

[small valve]

Enjoy

[restive summit]

thx

oh no there is salernitana lecce aswell

and i love salernitana too!

ill have to watch together on 2 tabs then lol

[wet nebula]

Mind explaining exactly what the matter is?

I don't understand what this is all about

Kind of outta nowhere

[stark narwhal]

umtiti will pocket the entire salernitana attack

[restive summit]

Piatek will take care of lecce

[restive summit]

Il Pistolero Piatek!

btw @stark narwhal umtiti isn't even starting

[stark narwhal]

it was a joke anyways

[vast sandal]

#1020401216561348648 is now open. Please move related discussions there

[real sorrel]

Ok

No one cares tho

[restive summit]

i do

[subtle galleon]

robben is there

ARJEN ROBBEN!

crazy goal

[restive summit]

what?

what game

[subtle galleon]

old game

2013 ucl

final

or semifinal mb

[terse peak]

That goal was both amazing and almost hilariously bad

Like just the way it rolls in

[granite notch]

Fr lmao

[terse peak]

Like he almost loses control of it

Which makes sense

But the transfer of it to the other foot is sublime

[vast sandal]

#1020408633277829180 is now open. Please move related discussions there

#1020408743374114927 is now open. Please move related discussions there

[subtle galleon]

😭😭tru

[past pine]

can u wear fg and ag cleats on turf

[subtle galleon]

robben was just there in the right time tho

✅

[warm yew]

Baila vini jr #bailavini

[leaden crypt]

W

[granite notch]

Just like old times

[upbeat solstice]

Don’t recommend it

[small valve]

https://twitter.com/JosimarFotball/status/1570712870387871744?t=mTDtl7Lh1Xra2E9k1kia_Q&s=19

Josimar Fotballblad (@JosimarFotball)

New.

For years Noël Le Graët, president of the French Football Federation, and other senior officials at FA have been covering up multiple cases of sexual abuse, including abuse of underage players.

By @Romain_Molina

https://t.co/NZOz6gRAYo

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Twitter · Sep 16, 2022, 9:55 AM

[wet nebula]

HOLY SHIT

Right this do be fucked up

[empty fractal]

nahh

wtf

[upbeat solstice]

Tf

[empty fractal]

that shit's so messed up

what-

naah

[small valve]

This is the second wave

The others are coming

[jovial abyss]

Well bois

It worked out

[granite notch]

Anyone remember this

We our u17,s beat real Madrid u17,s

Proudest day for them

Ironic part half of them were real fans lmao

[jovial abyss]

Sebastian Perez Bouquet - Guaralajara U20's

The 2003-born winger from Mexico has caught the eye of many a spectator. His employment mainly on the left flank has seen him chip in with 4 goals in 6 appearances in the Liga MX expansion.

[restive summit]

no

lecce are up agan

[restive summit]

wtf

4'6?!'

[jovial abyss]

apparently so

[restive summit]

isn't that like 120cm?

[jovial abyss]

yeah..

kid's doing well though

idk if it's true but i got that from Wyscout,

So I've got right to believe it hahah

[restive summit]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastián_Pérez_Bouquet

he is not 4'6

[jovial abyss]

Must've been a typo!

I think I'll need to change that

2 Mins gotta contact these guys. They charge like £200 a year for this LOL

5'5 still rather small

However I think he's a good player

[restive summit]

raspa is 5'8 and he looks small

so 5'5 must be really small

[jovial abyss]

I looked at videos of this lad playing. He really didn't look that small, he sizes up well to opponents and has aggression

It's just, why would a professional tool list the wrong height 💀

Beats me

[jovial abyss]

Also I like that profile picture, Kvaradona is something else

[restive summit]

^

Kvaradona>mpaypal

[jovial abyss]

Mpaypal

[restive summit]

i wasn't ironic

it's reality

[jovial abyss]

Well the next player I'm putting on my scouting list is Nikola Janjic, gonna have a look at him

[restive summit]

kvara is overall better then mbappè

[jovial abyss]

You reckon so?

[restive summit]

i'll send stats wait

[jovial abyss]

Please

[restive summit]

he is also very good tackling

[jovial abyss]

I don't doubt anyone's opinion I just like to look through other's eyes

It's better than arguing

[restive summit]

– x-axis indicates the number of pressures
– y-axis indicates the % of their team's pressures in the final third
– the size of crests indicate % of successful pressures
Kvaratskhelia isn't just a great player on the ball and a great goalscorer, but also a super important player in defensive transition.
He makes 15 pressures per 90 in total (slightly below average) but 8.3 pressures in the final third (top 4% for wingers/AMs in top 5 leagues)
And craziest of all, his pressure success rate is 40% which is top 1% in all top 5 leagues for attacking midfielders and wingers

[jovial abyss]

He is quite much more advanced than a majority of players. He's no doubt going to be courted by some top sides soon

I love that by the way

Thank you

[restive summit]

np

[restive summit]

Napoli rn is a top side in europe lol

pretty sure top 10 for recent form

[jovial abyss]

Feel free to recommend lesser known players to me for my scouting list too

[jovial abyss]

That's without doubt

[stark narwhal]

kvaratskhelia is definitely an upcoming player

[dark nymph]

Do you guys always have to do this

[restive summit]

what?

[dark nymph]

Play good for a couple of months pretend that you are a big team then go back to being shit an disappear

Do you never learn

[jovial abyss]

He's already well-known and many big teams are ready to pounce

[stark narwhal]

west ham levels

[jovial abyss]

I'm trying to find predictions, young players yet to be discovered

[restive summit]

Last year we got more points in second half of the season then in the first half

wym

[jovial abyss]

I got my scouting marks today so I need to start as soon as possible

[dark nymph]

And you blew 1st place while you had a 8 point lead

And finished top 4

You are not a top side

You are just a good team

[restive summit]

ik, the objective is 4th place

not scudetto

[dark nymph]

You arent a top side if your goal is top 4 in serie a

[restive summit]

k

[shrewd quiver]

And u are 🤣

[restive summit]

we just wanna qualify for ucl

[shrewd quiver]

Inter has been shit in ucl for ages

No serie a club can compete in ucl rn

[restive summit]

i mean we are gonna bottle it later in the season olio, i'd rather enjoy when we win then when we lose

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[stark narwhal]

serie a are shit in the ucl in general currently

[restive summit]

also europa league crazy

[dark nymph]

We have won every domestic trophy in the last 2 years

[restive summit]

and conference league

[dark nymph]

Made a uel final

And made ucl r16

[restive summit]

still yall finish 3rd in your ucl group every fucking year lol

[shrewd quiver]

You're not a top side in ucl tho

[dark nymph]

Never said we are

[granite notch]

Yo

[shrewd quiver]

So you're saying napoli isn't a top side in serie a?

[restive summit]

anyway tomorrow f1 and chill

[restive summit]

let him be lol

[granite notch]

Ima mock my own message just to test if it’s still working cause my discord been bugging so just ignore me

[granite notch]

bruh it doesn’t work

[restive summit]

tbh i don't give a shit if he says it james

[fallow bolt]

bruh i aint know yoda is a baller too

[restive summit]

atleast our owner isn't broke as shit

[dark nymph]

Your stadium doesn’t even have toilets

Calm it

[restive summit]

still our owner isn't broke af

that doesn't change my argument

[stark narwhal]

dont even try comparing napoli to inter

[dark nymph]

We have broke owners and still outperforming you

Must be tough

[restive summit]

how are you outperforming us

[dark nymph]

Go chat to west ham valencia and dem man

That’s your level

[restive summit]

ok bro, you are just coping rn but that's ok 👍🏻

[stark narwhal]

cmon mate have some shame

[dark nymph]

When was your last trophy?

When was the last time you finished above us in the league?

Man stopped typing

[restive summit]

2018-19

rn inter are out of form, so you can't say you are outperforming us

you lost 3-1 vs lazio

(they got beat up 5-1 by a midtable danish club)

[dark nymph]

You are seriously judging 6 games into the season?

That’s convenient

[restive summit]

you literally said you are outperforming us

[jovial abyss]

OK I'm back

[restive summit]

but inter isn't rn

[dark nymph]

If you are gonna compare do it over the last few years

Not 6 games

Just to prove a shit point

[jovial abyss]

Was just looking at this Osijek player, is there anyone who knows Croatian ball? 💀

[dark nymph]

You are literally 2 points ahead of us

[restive summit]

we are still 2 points ahead of you

and have the msot goals in serie a

and have had a better form in the ucl

[dark nymph]

You are moving like arsenal fans lmao

Enjoy your purple patch

[jovial abyss]

sorry

[dark nymph]

Ay man you guys doing the same thing too

[restive summit]

olio we literally beat lazio that finished 5th last season and liverpool that got to the final last year

[tawdry copper]

Messi's gonna break all of Ronaldo's irrelevant UCL records soon

[dark nymph]

Enjoy your 2 moments of fame

[jovial abyss]

that's why i apologized

[restive summit]

we will

thanks 👍🏻

[dark nymph]

Not a single napoli player

[restive summit]

ok olio

good job

[jovial abyss]

that's fifa though

[dark nymph]

Everyone knows fifa ratings are the best measurement of footballers

[jovial abyss]

Ok ok i get it now

[restive summit]

olio is right miruko

[dark nymph]

Yes yes

[restive summit]

no napoli player has an high rating card in fifa

inter is truly better

[dark nymph]

We are tbh

You have never in you existence been better

Only reason your club was somewhat relevant was because of maradona

[restive summit]

ok

[jovial abyss]

[subtle plover]

Napoli will get to r16 and then lose sadly

[restive summit]

probably

[subtle plover]

but better than juventus will do this season

[dark nymph]

Not hard to do

Juve are shit

[subtle plover]

People didn't listen when I said benfica will progress in 2nd

[proud cedar]

Good fodder

[subtle plover]

Not learning from last season

[dark nymph]

Some are useable

[subtle plover]

though it's far from over

[proud cedar]

Theo only

[restive summit]

my predict was Psg and Benfica go through

[subtle plover]

benfica have a better squad

[dark nymph]

Skriniar,maignan

Barella and tonali also

[proud cedar]

Meh

[dark nymph]

They’ll be good in the beginning pf the game

[proud cedar]

Expensive

[jovial abyss]

I like Benfica

[dark nymph]

Theo probably 120-130k

Barella 30k

Skriniar 50k

[shrewd quiver]

This fifa meta could be different

Too many pace downgrades

[dark nymph]

It isn’t that much about pass anymore

It’s more about sprint style

So guys like vini saint max and mbappe will still be good

Because they have explosive type

[shrewd quiver]

Ofc

But it could be more slowed pace

[dark nymph]

From what i played and seen so far

Don’t think so

Pace will always be important

[shrewd quiver]

Beta doesnt mean anything

[stark narwhal]

#942378432212369489

[shrewd quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-billy-butcher-a-train-sad-gif-26077834

[granite notch]

I wanna watch this show

[shrewd quiver]

Bob dies

[granite notch]

Idek who tf bob is

Thanks for the spoiler bitch

https://tenor.com/view/bitch-jesse-breakingbad-jesse-pinkman-beaten-up-gif-5033138

[granite notch]

Yo guys, which league do you consider more competitive, Liga NOS or Eredivisie?

[subtle patio]

I don't really watch either, but Eredivisie has been won by Ajax 4 times in a row, and so far Ajax has won all of their 6 games in the season

so I wouldn't really say Eredivisie is very competitive

Well, not for 1st place. 5th to 2nd is pretty competitive usually

[undone crystal]

i got tryout for academy in 1 week

wish me luck

[granite notch]

Good luck

[jovial abyss]

Good luck 🙏

[leaden crypt]

Both are strikers
Who would you rate more

1st or 2nd

[dull geode]

Who is the player

[leaden crypt]

Omg

[dull geode]

Or who are the players

[leaden crypt]

Just answer

[dull geode]

1st

[leaden crypt]

W

[dull geode]

It's Martinez

[leaden crypt]

And who is the second

[dull geode]

Right?

Haaland

[leaden crypt]

😭

Yh

[dull geode]

I knew it 😭

Haaland better I'm afraid

[leaden crypt]

You said lauti

So L

[dull geode]

Ik it was lauti

[leaden crypt]

Then why you said 1st

[dull geode]

But 1st is better all round

[leaden crypt]

Yes because lauti helps more the team than haaland

[dull geode]

Agenda didn't work then

[leaden crypt]

He keeps pressing and tackles way more

[dull geode]

City fans will not like this

[leaden crypt]

I mean haaland is in a better team so i don't think he needs to do some pressing like lauti but still

[hexed hamlet]

anyone know how many messages you send to rank up to 1-2m?

i’m not gonna spam it, just curious

[restive summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ECqfAIbmE

remember this?

[hexed hamlet]

no

but that’s insane lmao

[hexed hamlet]

nvm, i got it

[granite notch]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yAnPU1BgSEk
Yo guys, would you say this is a pen?

[granite notch]

I see, thanks for the answer

[foggy lion]

No way people are mad cuz Vini dances 😂

people who are supposed to be professional too

[vagrant marlin]

Wssp dudes

How y'all doing?

If brazil wins this WC ill do crazy shit

[restive summit]

dont let them see Hamsik Cavani and Lavezzi celebration then

[vagrant marlin]

Corinthiano 🤢

[daring summit]

They dont have good fullbacks , any good team with a manager probably like spain can hit them

[daring summit]

vardy

[restive summit]

hamsik cavani and lavezzi was more iconic

[vagrant marlin]

Our team is better tho

[vagrant marlin]

Vc é br?

[daring summit]

Cavani snipe ?

[daring summit]

Yeah your midfield can cover the gap of your fullbacks

[restive summit]

https://youtu.be/5UFLdfX429I

dont let them see this

[daring summit]

With a vini , neymar , raphinha and jesus front 4

[vagrant marlin]

Where are u from?

[restive summit]

Napoli, Italy

[vagrant marlin]

Exactly

[vagrant marlin]

And u support a brazilian team?

[restive summit]

its kinda random tbh

[vagrant marlin]

Fr

[restive summit]

i dont even watch them play

[vagrant marlin]

Well

U should support flamengo

[restive summit]

i just always use them on efootball

i should change my Nick and remove corinthians prob

[vagrant marlin]

U should

Fuck corinthians

[restive summit]

h

changed to my local side 👍🏻

much better

[vagrant marlin]

W

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[vagrant marlin]

Idk wich team should i support, i realised that i only supported milan cuz flamengo (my local team) has the same colours

I know a lot of things abt madrid history, big players and i've been watching them since 2014

[restive summit]

man i am happy for the start of the season for Napoli

[vagrant marlin]

I should support madrid

[restive summit]

but we are gonna bottle it

as always

[vagrant marlin]

Calcio is on fire this szn

[restive summit]

Napoli is gonna bottle it anyway raph

[vagrant marlin]

Have some faith lil bro

[restive summit]

like every year

nah weve came second by 1 point or more so many times

ive lost all faith of a 3rd scudetto

when we won scudetto last time my dad was literally 11

[vagrant marlin]

Lmfao

This must hurt

[restive summit]

it does alot

but you know what does most?

inter fans, worst kind of fans alongside roma fans

[vagrant marlin]

FOR REAL

[restive summit]

juve fans arent even that bad

they just sing "lavali vesuvio" or some shit

that makes no sense as they sing it at any game even if not against Napoli

[onyx orbit]

with who? Pablo Sarabia? 😭

Casemiro is more than capable of covering for the lacking LB's so i wouldn't worry too much about it

[granite notch]

Elephant mutation balls

[red mantle]

Spain is so overrated

[onyx orbit]

Their midfield is incredible (even tho it's full of players that are injury prone/unexperienced)
but besides that, nothing special anywhere else

their GK is Unai Simón, one of their 1st team CB's is a French NT reject, their FB's are guys that peaked like 5-6 years ago

and don't even get me started on the attack...

[restive summit]

it literally got owned by kvara

in euro qualifiers

[ancient merlin]

hi

[onyx orbit]

from what i've seen, Spain get a ton of possession (cus their midfield's good) but then create absolutely nothing with that possession, they were wasting opportunities left and right in the NL

[onyx orbit]

and that's against much weaker opposition mind you, Spain won't be getting all that dominance against teams in their level

[restive summit]

italy-spain nations league semi final 😭

[onyx orbit]

i didn't watch that one, what happened there?

[restive summit]

2-0 spain

in a dominated game by them

[onyx orbit]

and then when it really mattered...

71% possession

OVER TWICE THE NUMBER OF SHOTS

[restive summit]

2-1*

[restive summit]

italy vs any team since quarter finals in that euro:

england got the easier road to the final last year euros

[leaden crypt]

Perardi missed an open goal

And he also missed a pen against Milan

What a huge L player

[restive summit]

happens i guess

Zielo got it wrong twice vs rangers but still had a great performance

[onyx orbit]

quite the opposite

they only had less possession when playing against the possession merchants (Spain)

[restive summit]

vs belgium it was time waste tbfh

and vs england we couldve won without pens or extra time if donnarumma was playing from 1st minute

it doesnt matter now tho, as jorginho sold the wc by missing pen vs switzerland

and paperumma vs north macedonia

[red mantle]

They got owned tactically

[red mantle]

I find it mad how Italian players complain about their qualifiers lol

All they had to do was win one of their last 3 games and they drew all of them

[restive summit]

i am still of the opinion jorginho sold that game vs switzerland

by missing the pen

[red mantle]

Yeah

[restive summit]

"pen taker" yea right

fuck jorginho, all my homies hate jorginho

[onyx orbit]

how does "owning someone tactically" matter when your team is phisically incapable of putting the ball inside the net?

[red mantle]

[restive summit]

wcs without italy are sad imo

[red mantle]

I meant the opposite lol

[restive summit]

i hope italy can qualify for next wc with a young squad

with gnonto, udogie, donnarumma, fagioli etc

[onyx orbit]

yea, this failure has got to ignite some sort of change

[restive summit]

we won volleyball male wc with a squad of the average age of 25

[red mantle]

Everyone would say that about their country

[restive summit]

italy won 4 wcs tho

most countries didnt

[red mantle]

At the end of the day a WC without one big nation isn't THAT different

[red mantle]

Which is fair ig

But Italy have been mid at wcs since 2006

[restive summit]

in euros weve been killing it

and finally won them like we deserved

[red mantle]

Yeah you've been decent to say the least

[restive summit]

2 finals in 3 editions with 1 won

[red mantle]

Only brazil played in all wcs

So

[red mantle]

That's great

Probably the best record

[onyx orbit]

anyway, my point is that Spain have a been showing a serious lack of goalscoring, which is obviously a considerable problem if you intend to win a WC

[red mantle]

Spain are really not that great lol

[restive summit]

in 2012 we lost 4-0 vs spain in the final

for obvious reasons

spain from 2008 to 2014 was goated

[onyx orbit]

(also their defense isn't that impressive either, so take from that what you will)

[red mantle]

But Italy really should've qualified easily

[restive summit]

i blame jorginho paperumma and our attack!

[red mantle]

Lol

[restive summit]

Immobile cant score even if at gunpoint internationally!

[red mantle]

[restive summit]

Lazio - Qatar was a friendly esrlier this season

guess who didnt score?

[red mantle]

[subtle plover]

Spain's best attackers are Sarabia and ansu fati

a bit alarming compared to others

[onyx orbit]

Ansu Fati not getting called up btw

it's unlikely that he'll be at the WC

[wispy yarrow]

yh

why am i class of 2021?

ansu fati will most likely never be world class

he is injury prone to an extreme extent

he plays 5 games a season

[stark narwhal]

morata is beginning to get back in form

but i dont know

[onyx orbit]

the money laundering cycle has been fed, he gets another 5 weeks of decent football before going back to his usual antics

[subtle plover]

what is morata's form anyway besides being offside 30 times a match

[past heart]

3 goals in la Liga

I don’t think he’s a starter

He’s doing pretty well

[subtle plover]

Wow this will sure convince people

that being said, simeone ball

[restive summit]

compare to kvara @subtle plover

[granite notch]

I get 8.5 on pro clubs I'm better then

[restive summit]

lets see difference

just for fun

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/trachta10/status/1570920810063466498?s=46&t=m3C0Kgoen4EAVuF_cQtMbw

... (@Trachta10)

🇫🇷Kylian Mbappé has played 342 games so far in his career.

His stats compared to the legends in his first 342 games

Twitter · Sep 16, 2022, 11:41 PM

[restive summit]

ok but he has literally played at psg basically his whole csreer

his peek was prob semifinal with monaco in ucl 🤣

[granite notch]

Doesn’t matter because he isn’t staying at PSG for his entire career

This graph just shows messi and Ronaldo numbers can be reached if not even exceeded by Mbappe

Although their roles were entirely different

[restive summit]

literally kvara:
– x-axis indicates the number of pressures
– y-axis indicates the % of their team's pressures in the final third
– the size of crests indicate % of successful pressures
Kvaratskhelia isn't just a great player on the ball and a great goalscorer, but also a super important player in defensive transition.
He makes 15 pressures per 90 in total (slightly below average) but 8.3 pressures in the final third (top 4% for wingers/AMs in top 5 leagues)
And craziest of all, his pressure success rate is 40% which is top 1% in all top 5 leagues for attacking midfielders and wingers

[uneven fossil]

Hello

[vagrant marlin]

World cup bro

[restive summit]

oh yeah thqt who cares

[uneven fossil]

Mbappe?

He's good but he a crybaby on the pitch

[restive summit]

good at being selfish

[uneven fossil]

He should be goalkeeper

Good diving

[restive summit]

nah de ligt is better

[uneven fossil]

True

Also should be an actor

Which club you support?

[restive summit]

Napoli and Casertana

(Cazertana is local team)

[uneven fossil]

Nice

[granite notch]

What’s with the Vini dancing thing?

[granite notch]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cildy62NNny/?igshid=MTA0ZTI1NzA=

Instagram

This is very inaccurate I believe, considering 2022 is not even over yet and players can still do endorsement deals?

But the thing I wanted to point out was that if Mbappe comes in top 3, 80%+ would be from salary alone

[leaden crypt]

I am worried for kavra

Every big team will offer to Napoli in January some good offers

I hope he stays at Napoli

[subtle plover]

Koulibaly stayed there for many years I'm sure he could stay too

[uneven fossil]

My club sold our only good midfielders

No wonder we're 7th in the league

[hexed hamlet]

what club?

local or what

[uneven fossil]

Sporting

[cursive granite]

Idk people really mad its trending

So funny though

[keen sinew]

https://fifakitcreator.com/showcase/kit/2366256

W or L?

[stark narwhal]

L

[keen sinew]

Fair

what would you change?

@stark narwhal

[stark narwhal]

the entire design

looks like red toothpaste

[keen sinew]

LMAO

In that thumbnail it does, I'll give you that

It's supposed to be a geometric design

If you click it it gives you a bigger image

And if you click "open in kit creator" you can move it around

and look at the back etc

[stark narwhal]

green in a liverpool kit doesn twork

[keen sinew]

yeah, i was struggling with the shade

i was going for this

hold on

But i've got the shade wrong I think

[stark narwhal]

well you put a lime green

looks terrible

[keen sinew]

Yeah fair enough

[stark narwhal]

plus that kit isnt fire either

[keen sinew]

Alr I muted the colors a bit

Made them a bit bluer as well

[keen sinew]

What about it? Specifics would help, I'm trying to improve

[stark narwhal]

all liverpool kits are bland

no history to it

nothing

just a red kit with a logo on it

[keen sinew]

That has nothing to do with my concept kit, whether you like it or not a team's kit is a kit

I don't really see your point

[stark narwhal]

at least make the kit look good

[keen sinew]

I get you don't like it but please be specific

[stark narwhal]

add any detail

literally fucking any

[uneven fossil]

I think it had detail

[keen sinew]

I have, have you looked at the back?

[uneven fossil]

In the link he sent

[keen sinew]

Click "open in kit creator"

And then rotate

[vast sandal]

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[keen sinew]

No

[stark narwhal]

i need plus to see it

[keen sinew]

I feel that the 96 on the back is a bit big but that was as small as it would let me go

I'll try to fix it more

[keen sinew]

ah, i'll try and screenshot

@stark narwhal

@uneven fossil

[stark narwhal]

still mid

the texture is terrible

im sorry but it is

any other texture would be nice

plus a darker green

[keen sinew]

Ok, that's fair

[wicked sable]

yo what is this class of 2020 role i got

[keen sinew]

#announcements

[wicked sable]

ah alright

[dapper depot]

Why do I have class of 2022

I joined 2019

[dark nymph]

No

[dapper depot]

sos raro

[past heart]

O

[uneven fossil]

It looks nice

[keen sinew]

Vos sos?

[hexed hamlet]

let’s gooo happy birthday server

[shadow sable]

liverpool and chelsea are finishded

[spare ruin]

cool new server icon

[native lance]

W

[daring summit]

So is england and belgium

[crystal marsh]

Spain have morata and f torres upfront among others 😭

France are a club team that will collapse because of mpaypal drama

[dull geode]

they aint

[dark nymph]

They have no attack

And their defense is average

[crystal marsh]

spains front 3 probably have some record for chances missed between moreno torres & morata

[woeful epoch]

.

[sudden zinc]

belgium is the most overrated

thing

ever

[lone owl]

England overrated

[sudden zinc]

true but belgium is more

[lone owl]

And what is about Germany

[sudden zinc]

wat do u think about them

[lone owl]

Maybe they reach quarter finals but not more

[sudden zinc]

i think quarters aswell

they lose on pens in quarters

[daring summit]

Lacks of fullback but otherwise wc manager , wc team

[lone owl]

And striker problem

[daring summit]

Yeah true

[sudden zinc]

they not overrated id say fairly or a little underated

[daring summit]

Their best striker is probably vollabd

From klose and mario gomez to werner

[lone owl]

Adeyemi

[sudden zinc]

i thought u said hes the best striker in the world and i died💀

[dull geode]

Klose and Mario gomez in 2022😭😭😭

[daring summit]

He’s german?

[woeful epoch]

Yes

[dull geode]

He's nigerian in my books

[urban violet]

Hm

[daring summit]

Say that to france national team

[lone owl]

No he plays for Germany

[sonic harbor]

Your book:

[ruby hedge]

all that hype for vini to dance

imagine if he doesnt score

[narrow cipher]

Someone in Spanish media said stop acting like a monkey

Like wtf

[ruby hedge]

😭

is the match today

its tomorrow

[tawdry copper]

Saving this for later

[half sluice]

Lol what

[dark verge]

Start one, bench one, sell one:
Vinicius Jr
Di Maria
Diaz

[carmine anvil]

Wissam Ben Yedder > Tiger Woods

[leaden crypt]

Vini
Di Maria
Diaz

[woven comet]

vini
diaz
di maria

[sonic harbor]

Current form?

[dark verge]

This season and last season.

IMO start Vini, bench Diaz and sell Di Maria

[granite notch]

debatable

[surreal nexus]

is alan saint maximin good enough to start for france?

[woven comet]

no

[split folio]

Agreed no

[karmic cairn]

Nope

[granite notch]

On fifa he is

[high echo]

:>

[tawdry copper]

Who's the goat, wrong answers only

[high echo]

Hi

[tawdry copper]

Messi

[tawdry copper]

Someone give him a penalty 😭😭

[high echo]

Who ,-,

[tawdry copper]

Benchnaldo

[karmic cairn]

Dembele

[tawdry copper]

I said wrong answers only

[karmic cairn]

Umtiti

[daring summit]

Anyone wants to try and make his national team Xl ?

[tawdry copper]

Being a Chelshit reject makes you a real baller

[karmic cairn]

Let’s go

England ?

[flint coral]

Dortmund vs Schalke today 🔥

[leaden crypt]

Will end 4-0

[flint coral]

dortmund is clear of Schalke now but in the derby everything can happen

Schalke will fight for everything

[daring summit]

Give me some time i’ll be back later

[forest dagger]

Good morning.

[leaden crypt]

Ofc, i remember that insane schalke comeback of 5 years ago after being 4-0 down at HT, the match ended 4-4😳
@woeful epoch u remember it right

[flint coral]

that was insane

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[shadow delta]

I'm new to the server

Hello

[granite notch]

そうです

[wispy yarrow]

hey

[karmic cairn]

No probs take ya time

[fallow bolt]

that lewandowski shot tho

[granite notch]

What is pep on

[karmic cairn]

[karmic cairn]

The bench ?

[remote snow]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-gif-23861497

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