football-lounge

[dark obsidian]

you could write of mistakes as a joke very well

way to go lloyd

[prisma geyser]

smh

You don't even know this meme

[dark obsidian]

aight point is we know 5 belgian footballers

[prisma geyser]

Yea

[dark obsidian]

not 5 israelis

they gonna lose

anyway man city vs dortmund predictions?

[prisma geyser]

And porto ain't a good club like they used to be

[dark obsidian]

they played horribly yesterday

but its fun to see it happen

[foggy lion]

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1569791542533013504

Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty)

https://t.co/Jh9hNZ0B28

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Twitter · Sep 13, 2022, 8:54 PM

[unborn jetty]

Jembons Lik todeh

[burnt thorn]

Warning: Marseille fans are allergic

[lost blade]

Napoli 2 , Chelsea 2, Juventus X

[left wasp]

No

[lost blade]

Chelsea 1*

[subtle plover]

and their players too

[high echo]

Hi

[prisma geyser]

Deji fighting Floyd Mayweather

[dark haven]

Is it because barca played bad or bayern are too good

[granite notch]

Unpopular opinion: spurs still play shit football its just masked by the fact that conte is the manager

[karmic cairn]

[subtle galleon]

tbh idk how spurs lost

[karmic cairn]

Barcelona players finishing was offf Bayern took the chances given to them

[subtle galleon]

their defendin was so off in the 2nd half i feel like

[granite notch]

I do. They were getting creamed the entire match

They wouldve been lucky off with the draw

[subtle galleon]

i didnt watch the whole game

but the 2nd half was atrocious

[granite notch]

Edwards was literally running rings against their defense

[subtle galleon]

kane couldnt finish at all

he ghosted

son is son

[unique marsh]

True
They are still the same they just had good start lol

[subtle galleon]

spurs aint bad its just that they bottle

same with us

[burnt thorn]

https://youtu.be/pEaYguisoD0

Fun video

[topaz bramble]

2019 Spurs were different

[subtle galleon]

lets be honest it was just lucas moura’s prime that got them in the ucl😭😭

[left wasp]

Only a couple more hours until a rangers get destoryed 19-0 by Napoli 🗿

[subtle galleon]

😭😭

rangers winnin

no cap

[granite notch]

There was no way Dortmund was going to sell him to Bayern

[granite notch]

Why not

Also haaland could have left on his own

If we really tried

I think it was always agreed upon that there will never be another Lewandowski case xD

We could have gotten them

[granite notch]

Who knows

[small valve]

Ofc it was the best decision

[vast sandal]

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[granite notch]

I mean think about it. Lewandowski gets sold to Bayern

Dortmund gets even more clapped

Haaland to Bayern would have won not only 10 more years of the Bundesliga

But 10 years of the Champions league as well

And don't tell me otherwise

[left wasp]

I wanna say we will but uh

Yk I don't have alot of self belief 🗿

[random vault]

@woeful epoch what are you predicting for Shakthar game?

Im so lost

I changed

Idk what to predict

[woeful epoch]

2-2 draw lol

[granite notch]

lionel messi

watching him makes me cry

[vast sandal]

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[onyx orbit]

Apparently this is gonna be the portugal kit for the 2022 WC

they made this in the PES2014 kit editor didn't they 😭😭😭

[gaunt ore]

Good one 😂 👏

[woeful epoch]

Goal celtic

[prisma zealot]

When is match day 3

For ucl

[empty fractal]

💀 he isn't, stop being so bias

[empty fractal]

mid

[granite notch]

AH HELL NAH

bros last game and he’s playing in that

😐

last wc and your making him wear that

[dark haven]

this looks like a kit that 8 year old kids use in their football teams

the colours are boring, and i dont see anything about why this kit is a good kit

[frigid bone]

Our youth team is leading against Omonia

In the Uefa Youth League

Luka Stojsavljević

[ruby hedge]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1570031425692246017?s=20&t=0m89J9OjFaHdac3p0KrQvg

B/R Football (@brfootball)

14-year-old goalkeeper Ymer Abili subbed on for Oakleigh Cannons against A-League side Macarthur FC to become the youngest ever player in the Australia Cup 👶

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 12:47 PM

....

[granite notch]

man I will never recover from the 2022 wc qualifiers result

[granite notch]

the fuck

a 14 years old in the first team?

first time seeing this

[heady veldt]

Looks like a Dream League soccer kit

Tbh I can’t laugh

[granite notch]

lol fr

[heady veldt]

3 sponsors killed our chances of having a good kit

[onyx orbit]

Catastrophic

The second kit is nice tho

[warm sandal]

🤡

[winter goblet]

Is it wrong to say Rodri is City's most important player

[woeful epoch]

No it's factual

[warm sandal]

De bruyne

[winter goblet]

Nah its Rodri

[strange jetty]

https://youtu.be/D52JxWU-Pbk

442oons are savages lmao

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/Jack_Gaughan/status/1570105523109826560

Jack Gaughan (@Jack_Gaughan)

Stones at right back for City tonight

Ederson; Stones, Akanji, Ake, Cancelo; De Bruyne, Rodri, Gundogan; Mahrez, Haaland, Grealish

Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 5:41 PM

[strange jetty]

I'm supporting Dortmund for this one

Why play Modeste tho

[leaden crypt]

What's this shitty lineup @woeful epoch

[woeful epoch]

I think

[livid trellis]

Easy Chelsea W

[woeful epoch]

Terzic knows we will lose anyway

[strange jetty]

Wtf

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[woeful epoch]

So he just benched important players

Like schlotterbeck

[strange jetty]

Why is Schlotterbeck benched?

[woeful epoch]

Rest

[strange jetty]

Terzic just trolling at this point 💀

[strange jetty]

Against Man City?

[woeful epoch]

This man refused to change his tactics all season long and now he does it

[woeful epoch]

I mean he knew we would lose

[strange jetty]

Dortmund should get Tuchel

[woeful epoch]

Hm

[radiant marsh]

Mendy finished?

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/aritrabvb1909/status/1570111062338588673?t=us41IiXWRwzkHoPcyHFlAQ&s=19

ari (@aritrabvb1909)

Emre Can minutes played this season:

• Leverkusen - 6
• Freiburg - 0
• Bremen - 72 (came off the bench to replaced Dahoud)
• Hertha - 0
• Hoffenheim - 0
• Copenhagen - 24
• Leipzig - 3

Starting against City. 🔥

Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 6:03 PM

[dark haven]

just now?

[woeful epoch]

Yep

[surreal nexus]

Who is better,maradona or messi?

[heavy raptor]

This defence is actually pissing me off.

[silver roost]

Warra squad selection

[woeful epoch]

😭

[silver roost]

He fell out with management

Unlikely

With Bayern having a young nerdy coach, RB just getting Marco Rose and Bvb having history with tuchel

I think it's unlikely for Tuchel to get in Bundesliga

Maybe he should go to Serie A where eventually one of Milan,Inter,Juve posts would be open next year I think

[granite notch]

Meunier vs Grealish ⁉️

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1570114568017571840?t=f5Wpi4xMKUuIGi1zHmWfPA&s=19

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague)

⚫️🟡©️

#UCL

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895

Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 6:17 PM

Rescue plz

[winter goblet]

Iniesta should just retire and be Barca's assistant manager

[quaint ivy]

you do realised he needs a manager permit for this lol

or idk if it's the same as a manager's, but he needs some kind of permit

[ionic light]

Maccabi vs pissg today 😍😍😍😍😍

Maccabi gonna win 3-0 i think

[native lance]

Congrats Milan

Finally won a game

[vast sandal]

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[random vault]

Warra game time

[remote snow]

Where Madrid channel frauds

[vast sandal]

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[woeful epoch]

goat

[remote snow]

Man they deleted Man

[vast sandal]

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[woeful epoch]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/adzc2nqCDQIqOfqBWiV2vgMo8No8yAKqCLVXe9d8sko/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/ESNOJ3WWAAQkGqN.jpg

inshallah

[ember sapphire]

hot take: neymar is the best player to watch on the ball ever

Cope

[foggy lion]

Mudryk > Antony

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1570100616340324355?t=WIS_0lm6f70S_pvTiGeZjQ&s=09

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Lucas Hernández on Xavi's complaints about a penalty not awarded to Barcelona: "If the referee didn't give a penalty and the VAR didn't see it, you can talk as much as you want, but the result is what it is" [@COPE]

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 5:22 PM

[@COPE] 😭😭😭😭

fits perfectly for his statement

Where is the UCL chat?

[heady veldt]

#1019679884106285096

[dark haven]

this ucl matchday is boring tbh

[granite notch]

Yes

Yesterday was more interesting

[dark haven]

true

the interesting stuff yesterday was sporting scoring 2 at the final minutes, matip's final header, and brugge stunning porto

and leverkusen stunning atleti

[bold onyx]

boys

a San Marino W might be on the way

They’re playing a friendly vs Seychelles on the 21st

surely that’s winnable

[stray kiln]

https://twitter.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1570144895666356226?t=vIniniCYOav5saU3DP7c2Q&s=19

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague)

Messi is the first player in history to score in 18 consecutive #UCL seasons 🤯

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447

Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 8:18 PM

Messiiiii

[stray talon]

So much pain

[tawdry copper]

🐐

[woeful epoch]

Well we played great

[tulip linden]

Stuttgart >>>>>>>Barca

Change my Mind

[upper lark]

tf

[stark narwhal]

trolling isnt funny anymore

because stuttgart are clear of all football

dont fucking talk

[ember sapphire]

Why can't city fuck off

[woeful epoch]

@random vault I got benfica juve right

[random vault]

Same 😎

[woeful epoch]

Nice

[shrewd quiver]

Statpadding against a club cheaper than danilo perreira

[modern palm]

What’s everyone’s points in the uefa predictor?

[abstract crest]

[sleek thistle]

did my uefa fantasy break?

[woeful epoch]

Update it

[sleek thistle]

i did

[woeful epoch]

Restart

[sleek thistle]

sti broken

still***

[woeful epoch]

Damn will update tm

[tawdry copper]

Bro I got like 20

I forgot to change anything 😭

[sleek thistle]

i got 40

[woeful epoch]

I got benfica juve right lol and inter plzen

[mighty garden]

I got inter plzen right

[tawdry copper]

Bro I got none correct (if I remember correctly)

[mighty garden]

And Milan zagreb

[woeful epoch]

Wtf

[random vault]

Mine is glitched

[tawdry copper]

I predicted 1-0 to Salzburg but Chelshit just had to score

[woeful epoch]

It is for everyone

[modern palm]

Goddam

[woeful epoch]

I don't think I topped this md

[tawdry copper]

I predicted 3-1 win to Ajax dude 😭

[modern palm]

Same

[random vault]

Hasnt got updated for me yet

[woeful epoch]

Nahh ☠️☠️

[modern palm]

I got the Napoli game correct and the Milan one

[random vault]

I had 3-1 ajax too but just bias tbh

[woeful epoch]

I got +4 for sevilla too

[modern palm]

I predicted 1-1

[woeful epoch]

Same

That's +4

[random vault]

😭😭

[modern palm]

Nice

[woeful epoch]

@random vault told me it won't happen

[tawdry copper]

I ain't trusting this Liverpool Squad till we get a midfielder and Konate back

[random vault]

When did i say that? 🤨

[woeful epoch]

You'll still top

[woeful epoch]

Today

[tawdry copper]

Honestly

Tsimikas should start over Robbo now

[woeful epoch]

W

[random vault]

Oh

My points havent been calculated yet

[tawdry copper]

Kostas Tsimikas vs Ajax

• 25/34 (74%) passes
• 5 chances created (1st in game)
• 1 assist
• 72 touches
• 1 shot
• 1/2 dribbles
• Not dribbled past
• 2/2 tackles
• 1 interception

[random vault]

Could mean i have too many points gained

[woeful epoch]

[subtle plover]

Want a fun fact

All goals in this weeks ucl were from different players

[woeful epoch]

If its about us no

Oh

[subtle plover]

no braces were scored

[woeful epoch]

Ye

[random vault]

🤓🤓🤓

[jaunty shuttle]

.

[jaunty shuttle]

whata the heck

hes at man city now

?

[left wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/var-aleague-referee-soccer-gif-10693913

[left wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/video-assistant-referee-var-penalty-football-football-sunday-gif-19543860

Broken App Var Given

[stark narwhal]

please tell me you arent joking

please

please

[sleek thistle]

hes been at city for like 2 months

[stark narwhal]

thats what im saying

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/status/1570158330873806850?s=46&t=ZpHEiTpCQ3_jzTnB9laNHg

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad)

Leo Messi in the first 10 games of the new season:

⚽️ 5 goals
🎯 8 assists

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 9:11 PM

I do think this is his season to prove to his haters he isn’t a system player and by the looks of it he’s doing just that.

[granite notch]

And mpaypal won motm

Small club

[granite notch]

I still don't get the system player thing, he has performed great over so many different coaches throughout his career

[granite notch]

Mbappe was ghosting all match

[granite notch]

mainly it’s just “ can he do it outside of Barcelona “

[tawdry copper]

messi robbed

[jaunty shuttle]

I dont follow much anymore

[granite notch]

Levels to this🥱

[jaunty shuttle]

back then I did

I was a die hard

but now I cant find the time

[granite notch]

Fr

[tawdry copper]

When was the last time you watched

[jaunty shuttle]

champions league final

[tawdry copper]

Chelshit are shit now

[granite notch]

Damnn

[onyx canopy]

300m spent on signings only to end up bottom of an easy group😭

[granite notch]

Thoughts on these two?

[onyx canopy]

Goats

[barren pivot]

Ancelotti predicts the future once again

[woeful epoch]

@red mantle pahrez disaster

Bro got cooked

.

[stray talon]

Can anyone fans of the Bundesliga explain to me why Tedesco failed at Leipzig? His CV seemed good

[granite notch]

Where would you rank KDB in a top attacking midfielders of the 21st century? Keep in mind there are players like Kaká, David Silva, Marco Reus, James, Mata, Isco, Aimar, Thomas Müller, Riquelme, Sneijder, Ozil, Rui Costa, Deco, Zidane, Dinho, etc.

[velvet coral]

Who is everyones favorite Player

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/juan-román-riquelme-mate-bombonera-boca-juniors-gif-26698363

[velvet coral]

Mines Marquinhos from PSG

[granite notch]

You mean currently or all time?

[velvet coral]

currently

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/brasil-gif-23852644

[velvet coral]

im a fairly new fan of football ive watched since 2019 season

[granite notch]

what team do you support?

[red mantle]

Cap

[velvet coral]

im a PSG fan

[granite notch]

Thoughts on Paredes and Di María leaving?

[velvet coral]

im actually fine with with it

di maria going to juventus is ok by me

[vast sandal]

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[velvet coral]

tbh i didnt hear much of paredes

[stark narwhal]

😡

[velvet coral]

man im sorry i like Marquinhos and veratti

sergio ramos and hakimi are ok too

[stark narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/suarez-gif-20651214

[velvet coral]

aye suarez a fairly descent player

[granite notch]

Can't believe he's gonna be benched at Qatar

[stark narwhal]

he’ll be a super sub ig

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/cfc_janty/status/1570166066428669953?s=46&t=ZpHEiTpCQ3_jzTnB9laNHg

Janty (@CFC_Janty)

Erling Haaland is now 1 UCL goal behind Luis Suarez and 4 behind Wayne Rooney

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 9:42 PM

[solemn tusk]

anyone understand this screenshot?

[spice pewter]

the halaand tap in was bad

tap in merchant

but a beautiful one ngl

still a tap in

[wooden valve]

Nah cuz ribery is humble and not stupid

like fodens ridiculous dives in the previous ucl

against atletico de madrid

[wooden valve]

how can i get perms

[spice pewter]

im assuming you also hate pickford

[wooden valve]

goal is a goal do u want him to miss on purpose and run to the midield instead

positioning and awareness is a skill

[solemn tusk]

no one

knows that the juventus and benfica picture means

[spice pewter]

he shouldve dribbled and scored a 30 yard screamer 😠

tap in merchant

[wooden valve]

can i show u a vid

[heady veldt]

😳😳

[solemn tusk]

@heady veldt benfica being juve over

💀

[heady veldt]

[rustic scroll]

Juve getting Grouped?

[subtle plover]

they badly need 6 points vs maccabi haifa

and a lot more

[rustic scroll]

Fax

How’s ur guys day

[subtle plover]

there's a chance they will enter matchday 6 already out of UCL

even if paris get 6 points against benfica

[dark nymph]

Allegri at the wheel

[rustic scroll]

💀

[subtle plover]

benfica are simply a better side than them this season

[velvet coral]

What would be a dream Match Between any teams from any league

[dark nymph]

For me

Inter vs united

Always wanted to play them

[velvet coral]

For Me I would want to watch The current PSG vs the Neymar and messi FC Barcelona

[stark narwhal]

What

[velvet coral]

wait has this happened. sorry im new to watching football games

[stark narwhal]

bro

how would messi and neymar

play against messi and neymar

[velvet coral]

no like if u put this in a fifa game what would be the result cause of course this couldnt happen irl

[stark narwhal]

barca wins

no diff

??

[velvet coral]

Fair Enough

[dark nymph]

Oh you mean like that

[velvet coral]

i mean any way i would just love to see that match happen

[dark nymph]

I would want 2010 inter vs 2014 atleti

That game would end in a negative score

[stark narwhal]

10-0-0 on both ends

[dark nymph]

Exactly

It would be a joy to watch

[velvet coral]

Next Question what would be a current Dream Match

[stark narwhal]

bayern vs city

[velvet coral]

For me it would be Man City Vs PSG or Real Madrid vs Borussia Dortmund

[dark nymph]

Inter vs united

[olive idol]

jeez

this guy is lucky

the fc copenhagen sevila one is just

[dark epoch]

Hm

[spice pewter]

Bro that palaand tap in was offside

varchester city

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/blue_footy/status/1570094177177796608?s=46&t=6ubtRSgrITweFrmlKnHQmg

Vince™ (@Blue_Footy)

Serie A President Lorenzo Casini has picked up the suggestion from Todd Boehly and insists Italian football will ‘study the idea’ of an All-Star Game:

"The idea of an All-Star Game in Serie A merits attention. We'll study the project and clubs will evaluate all the pros & cons."

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 4:56 PM

We need this

[subtle plover]

if it's at the end of the season then that might be fun

[dark nymph]

Yea late may

Would be fun

And generate alot of money

[spice pewter]

What does that mean?

@dark nymph

[granite notch]

São Paulo Lost

Unfortunately

[dark nymph]

An all star game from 2 sides of the country

For example in italy

It would be east vs west

They gather the best players from the team that play in the west and east

Probably only 3 players per team to make it more fair

And they play a match

[spice pewter]

So its 11 players from west and 11 players from east right?

[subtle plover]

and some subs

[dark nymph]

Probably 16-18 players

[dark epoch]

How do you choose the all star coach lol

[dark nymph]

Either voting

Or the league and cup winners

If the same club won both the team who finished second manager

[past sky]

it’s midnight and i have a match tomorrow and i can’t gts

help

[dull geode]

Fifa finally did something right, but ansu should be 82 and gavi should be 80

[woeful epoch]

Gavi shouldn't even touch 80s

Dfkm

[dull geode]

He should

Bellingham shouldn't be there I'm afraid

Davies is too low

Saka is too low

Musiala should be 84

[oak panther]

Musiala too

Saka that's fine imo

[dull geode]

Saliba should be 83

[woeful epoch]

No

Absolutely horrible player

[dull geode]

Lmfao

Clown

He and pedri were our best players against bayern

And gavi has lowkey been better than pedri this szn also

He is good

[woeful epoch]

Danfc it's fine you don't have to call every shit player amazing just cos they wear a barca kit

[dull geode]

Gavi isn't shit tho

Idk where this is coming from

[dull geode]

I think ferran torres is absolutely shit

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/status/1570149779337891841?t=ImANsYFiIymH85W_8T7afg&s=19

Football Tweet ⚽ (@Football__Tweet)

Is Jack Grealish a flop? 🤔

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 8:37 PM

[daring summit]

No

[granite notch]

Yes he is mate

100 million

Cmon

[crystal marsh]

wdym is, he isn't even an assured starter

ofc he's a flop, he's the definition of a flop

[granite notch]

Thank you

[barren relic]

Everyone should know he's a flop

[crystal marsh]

from being the cornerstone of a mid tier team to serving fish & chips at the concessions stand

[dark haven]

Top 10 people in ucl fantasy md2

[barren relic]

Damn

85

[dark haven]

In the app store search ''champions league official''

[random vault]

Still on top

[woeful epoch]

Finished af

[random vault]

You're not even top 10 sush

[woeful epoch]

Do this matchday

[dapper depot]

the disrespect is crazy

[random vault]

No 😭

[woeful epoch]

Yes

[woeful epoch]

Jude easy

[random vault]

I had a stinker

[woeful epoch]

Show it Patrick

[dapper depot]

the disrespect is insane

[random vault]

😭😭😭

[woeful epoch]

If valverde was better madrids staff wouldn't be begging behind judes signature

[dapper depot]

bellingmid is nowhere near Valverdes level

[woeful epoch]

Send it

[woeful epoch]

Hold dat

[random vault]

Im not even top 10

[woeful epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/jude-bellingham-bellingham-dortmund-bvb-by-fs_bvb-gif-26203728

[oak panther]

Who's that in your pfp

Julian Alvarez?

[woeful epoch]

Alvarez

Yea

[random vault]

Yess

[random vault]

How many points did you score md 1?🤨

[woeful epoch]

37

How much did u get md2

[random vault]

Bro sush😭

At least i got 43

[woeful epoch]

Damn

[oak panther]

Click on the player on your bench
There should be a Sub button

[random vault]

Md 1 i had 58

[oak panther]

Then choose the infield player you wanna sub for

[woeful epoch]

[oak panther]

And confirm

iirc

[random vault]

Thats what i thought

[woeful epoch]

@random vault schlotterbeck stinked on ufl

[random vault]

Ufl?

[woeful epoch]

Fantasy

[random vault]

Ohh

Luckily i dont play that

[woeful epoch]

Or you wldvr relegated

https://twitter.com/TeacherOfBall/status/1570178800247525376?t=mS13KKHMfly-0prE0g3YyQ&s=19

Baldiola 🏆 (@TeacherOfBall)

"Erling Haaland is the least of our worries." - Nico Schlotterbeck

Likes

196

Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 10:32 PM

[oak panther]

🤣

[woeful epoch]

Jude and Nico has genuinely rattler the entire city fanbase

Nico did some talking but it ain't his fault he was benched

[oak panther]

Did Haaland celebrate when he scored

[granite notch]

for a split seconds

[random vault]

No

[woeful epoch]

No

[oak panther]

Ok

[granite notch]

Roses are red and violets blue bayern will always beat barca by atleast scoring 2

Except that one time we beat them by 1

But oh well

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[tulip linden]

Well Bayern is barcas biggest PTSD opponent

Barca haven't won in Munich in the past 26 years lol

Barca just cant best them in Munich

[small valve]

💀

[tulip linden]

Last 4 games

Vs Bayern

2 goals shot

16 conceded

[granite notch]

not bad

[normal iron]

Hi everyone I'm new here

[small valve]

2 shots vs 16 goals

[crystal marsh]

Its weird to see them pipe up just to get lubricated constantly

They were still talking after tuesday

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1570287597838127105?s=46&t=6ubtRSgrITweFrmlKnHQmg

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

If Barça win both games against Inter Milan, they're practically through to the Champions League round of 16. [md] #fcblive

Likes

1010

Twitter · Sep 15, 2022, 5:45 AM

Tf typa fact is this

If one team scores more than the other they win the game

[crystal marsh]

Barca facts

Aka alternate facts

Lever #74 in progress

[tulip linden]

Barca ain't that bad they can beat Inter

Viktoria Pilsen is probably the team i feel mostly sry for

[dark nymph]

Are you insinuating that we are bad

[tulip linden]

Barca first leg groupstage last year they had 1 attempts on Goal lol

Nah nah barca isn't bad it'd just that Bayern is better lol

[dark nymph]

I am talking about inter

[tulip linden]

Bayern Is Elite

[dark nymph]

Idk why barca fans will think they can just breeze by us

Especially at san siro

[tulip linden]

Well Bayern was a number too big for Inter

Nah barca can make it

Can not win ez

Inter can win too

[dark nymph]

They won’t get more than 3 points from us

[crystal marsh]

Barca can defo beat inter tho, they gave a hard time

[tulip linden]

It's 50/50

[crystal marsh]

Yep

Barca attack is better

[tulip linden]

Bayern will probably finish top

[crystal marsh]

Midfield is similar

[dark nymph]

It could go either way

[crystal marsh]

Yes 50/50

[dark nymph]

But barca fans are acting like it’s a guaranteed 6 points

[crystal marsh]

Duh

[tulip linden]

But Inter vs Barca is pretty interesting lol

[crystal marsh]

Imb4 Juve fans

[tulip linden]

They also said barca will get the revenge.

[crystal marsh]

Barca fans chat shit nonstop

[dark nymph]

We’ll have a rested team by the barca game

[crystal marsh]

They think its 2015

[dark nymph]

And lukaku back

Which is a massive improvement

[tulip linden]

Lukaku is in Inter again?

[dark nymph]

Yes

[tulip linden]

He was great at unter

Inter

[dark nymph]

He played good the first 3 games

[tulip linden]

Started solid at Chelsea

[dark nymph]

But got injured

[tulip linden]

Quickly became shit at Chelsea.

[dark nymph]

Tuchels fault

[crystal marsh]

Everything is shit at chelski

Reminder that porginho got best itw shouts for being next to verratti and kante when things happened

[dark nymph]

Veratti didn’t even play that much in the euro

Shoulda said locatelli or barella

[crystal marsh]

He played a key role

[dark nymph]

Eh

He was good

[crystal marsh]

Anyway jorg was hardly the standout player

[dark nymph]

But wouldn’t say key role

[crystal marsh]

In either team

[dapper depot]

he’s such a fraud Fr

[mighty garden]

https://twitter.com/laligaen/status/1569982284777734144?s=46&t=npa1pzIlOnL6wXg0jPsGcA

LaLiga English (@LaLigaEN)

✈️ He's off to a flyer this season...

👨‍✈️ @RodrygoGoes 🤍 @realmadriden 💫

#LaLigaSantander

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525

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 9:32 AM

Goal ain’t talked bout enough

[dapper depot]

he’s not English lol

also isnt from la masía

so no one cares sadly

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/status/1570306145230753793?t=yLfnyP5oI7Ye48uwUwvXKQ&s=19

Football Tweet ⚽ (@Football__Tweet)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bellingham
🇪🇸 Pedri
🇩🇪 Musiala
🇪🇸 Gavi

Who do you think is the best midfield talent in the world today? 🤔👇

Likes

191

Twitter · Sep 15, 2022, 6:58 AM

Bellingham,Musiala,Pedri and Gavi

In that order.

[celest lark]

@crystal marsh yea jorginho is shite ngl

[random vault]

musiala above Bellingham tbf

[muted token]

crat do you follow football tweet

[celest lark]

I dont know bout that bro

[ruby hedge]

only wc kit im buying

and probably usa away

[celest lark]

That gold one looks gud 👌

[ruby hedge]

yeah

[woeful epoch]

Ye

[woeful epoch]

?

[muted token]

its not a bad account tbh

[random vault]

its orange bro 😭

[woeful epoch]

It's fine enough

[red mantle]

He's literally Brazilian

[woeful epoch]

Fuck notmexico typin

[red mantle]

Lol?

[celest lark]

🙆‍♂️🤣

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/status/1570317493452668928?t=y94-3v09BaAx3dZnWE7oqQ&s=19 easiest choice oat

Football Tweet ⚽ (@Football__Tweet)

You're Gareth Southgate. It's the first match of the World Cup.

Do you start Jude Bellingham? 💎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Likes

243

Twitter · Sep 15, 2022, 7:44 AM

[celest lark]

It looks gold bro

[red mantle]

Gavi

[woeful epoch]

Fr 😭😭

[random vault]

bench

[woeful epoch]

Rare notmexico w

[red mantle]

[forest beacon]

Australia has officially released its wc kits after getting leaked the other day

[red mantle]

Just to get grouped

[forest beacon]

European winners curse

Just note that the badge on this kit is not the badge used by the team

[woeful epoch]

He owns u bro

[random vault]

i couldnt care less tbh, we won anyway so there is nothing to own im afraid 😭

[woeful epoch]

He owns that ucl trophy

[random vault]

then he should join us

[woeful epoch]

[sacred sorrel]

What a game from MACCABI yesterday

[dark nymph]

This city dortmund mid off is crazy

[granite notch]

Pedri

Bellingham over gavi and musiala

[crystal marsh]

you just described neymar / mbappe though

[dark nymph]

Bellingham is better than pedri btw

[crystal marsh]

who invited pavi? who?

[dark nymph]

The pedri hype is unreal

[crystal marsh]

bro pedri is atleast good

all gavi does is foul nonstop

[dark nymph]

He is but he isn’t better than bellingham

And is on level with musiala

[crystal marsh]

ok but who invited gavi?

[mighty garden]

Gavi ain’t better than ceballos

[crystal marsh]

where is tchou

[mighty garden]

Where is cama

Tchou

[dark nymph]

Who

[crystal marsh]

they're both better than gavi

[dark nymph]

Would take gavi over tchou

[mighty garden]

That’s just delusional

[dark nymph]

How is it delusional

[crystal marsh]

its beyond delusional

[mighty garden]

It really is

Delusion

[crystal marsh]

its medication induced insanity

[dark nymph]

It’s just my opinion

[mighty garden]

Well

[dark nymph]

I rather have gavi than tchou

[crystal marsh]

sure

[mighty garden]

Ur opinion is delusional respectfully

[dark nymph]

Sure i guess

[crystal marsh]

you also think barella is a top mid

[tawdry copper]

Messi is taking over Ronaldo's records

[dark nymph]

He is world class

Like it or not

[crystal marsh]

he is serie a class

[granite notch]

Nah

[dark nymph]

He is world class

[crystal marsh]

k blud

[dark nymph]

And has proved himself on the biggest stages

[granite notch]

I really like bellingham

I’d say they’re on the same level

[tawdry copper]

Bias

[crystal marsh]

looking forward to his WC performance

[tawdry copper]

Bellingham >

[granite notch]

One plays in a world class league and the other in a farmers league

[dark nymph]

Already dunked on england and won the euros

[dark nymph]

Brotha

Pedri isn’t even the best young mid in la liga

Calm it

[tawdry copper]

Shut the fuck up

[dark nymph]

Valverde is painfully clear of pedri

[granite notch]

Bellingham meat riders crazy

[tawdry copper]

Bundesliga is not a farmers league

[granite notch]

Cry

[dark nymph]

Bundes is a farmers league

[crystal marsh]

as if dunking on rice is an achievement

m8 you thought you were beating bayern last week

[dark nymph]

But it doesn’t make Bellingham any worse

[granite notch]

Valverde is 24 and being compared to a 19 yr old lmfao

[dark nymph]

Oh no i predicted a match wrong

How could i ever recover

[granite notch]

@dark nymph can’t wait till we face your tinpot club

[dark nymph]

You guys are so loud for a club who hasn’t done shit for years

Calm it

[tawdry copper]

No

Then Serie A is too

And prem

[granite notch]

Seria a clear of pundesliga

[tawdry copper]

Juventus won for like 5 seasons straight

[dark nymph]

9

[tawdry copper]

Exactly

Farmers league

[dark nymph]

Barca won la liga 7 times in 9 years

[granite notch]

Didn’t bayern win 50 league titles in a row

[dark nymph]

Where is that energy there

[tawdry copper]

Laliga is also a farmers league

[granite notch]

Icl you lot owned us this week

[dapper depot]

Talking about todays youngsters

[tawdry copper]

We haven't owned anyone for a while now

[granite notch]

I’m talking about german clubs

[dark nymph]

Genuinely speaking

How do you get owned by napoli

Like seriously

[tawdry copper]

German clubs own Parca

Even Frankfurt

[tawdry copper]

Trent didn't feel like doing his job

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[crystal marsh]

you also think fraudtaro is a top striker m8

your opinion is worth less than the lira

[dark nymph]

He isn’t really a striker

But he is a world class second striker

And you can’t argue against it

[granite notch]

Lautaro is a g

[crystal marsh]

your standards for world class seem pretty low

tbh

[dark nymph]

Not really

Top 5 in their role

[tawdry copper]

Benchnaldo can't even score tap ins anymore

[crystal marsh]

😭

[dark nymph]

Lautaro is top 5 ss itw

You can’t name 5 better if you tried

[crystal marsh]

you're telling me barella is top5 in his role

[dark nymph]

Barella is top 5 cms itw

Yes absolutely

[crystal marsh]

name 5 SS active today

[dark nymph]

Firmino,jota,depay,messi,dybala

[crystal marsh]

messi, dybala don't play in a striking role anymore

firmino depay arent even starters

[dark nymph]

Nkunku

[crystal marsh]

lmao

[dark nymph]

Dybala literally plays second striker behind abraham every week

[crystal marsh]

he played solo upfront most of last year

[dark nymph]

Because silva was injured

And they didn’t have a striker

[crystal marsh]

yes and he still played it solo

so how is he a 2nd striker

[dark nymph]

By that logic

Is de jong a cb?

He played cb last season when barca didn’t have any

[crystal marsh]

he played cb 2-3 games, not most of the season

and he doesn't even start anymore

[dark nymph]

He played more than 2-3 at cb

[crystal marsh]

ok then you can't use his performance at cb as indicative of his performance at CM

capiche?

which is what you're doing

[granite notch]

Idk why xavi starts gavi over him bruh shit bare annoying

[crystal marsh]

doesn't make sense but idk

foul merchant vs ball retention

[dark nymph]

He just isn’t that good

He should’ve moved this summer

[crystal marsh]

he's better than barella

[granite notch]

Gavi isn’t as intelligent as fdj

[dark nymph]

If you say that enough you might actually start to believe it

[crystal marsh]

he has the iq of a pebble

you're possibly the only one here who might disagree

[granite notch]

I like gavi but he actually doesn’t have any brain cells

[dark nymph]

Nah

[crystal marsh]

what does barella have over fdj?

[dark nymph]

Literally everything

[granite notch]

Like what

[dark nymph]

And ik you don’t watch serie a so don’t make me pullout stats

Ok then gimme a sec

[crystal marsh]

you're telling me barilla spa is better at holding & carrying the ball than fdj

[dark nymph]

He is better at every single thing

[crystal marsh]

you're so clapped that you should be in an asylum

sincerely

[granite notch]

💀

[crystal marsh]

no i'd rather watch the belgian league

[granite notch]

I’ve never watched a seria match in my life

[dark nymph]

He is miles clear

[granite notch]

No he’s not

[crystal marsh]

ok champ

[dark nymph]

Also

De jong only has 6 g/a last season

[crystal marsh]

you carry on smoking whatever you're smoking

[granite notch]

He’s just a 🧑‍🌾

[dark nymph]

Barella had 15

They aren’t even close in level

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/tractor-drift-trick-fast-gif-16772414

[dark nymph]

Barella is alot better

[crystal marsh]

that's like saying kante was bad in 2021 because he didn't have much G/A

[granite notch]

Barella whipping dat tractor

[dark nymph]

Never said that

[crystal marsh]

its the same arguemnt

[dark nymph]

But they are both midfielders who help in attack

[crystal marsh]

fdj is and will never be a G/A type mid

[dark nymph]

So it should be expected for them to be involved

I never said a guy like casemiro should have g/a

Because that isn’t his job

[granite notch]

I think he played as a cb against bayern

[crystal marsh]

it isn't his job either

[crystal marsh]

he played mid both legs

[dark nymph]

He is a progressive central midfielder

G/a should be part of his game

[crystal marsh]

lenglet & pique played CB

[granite notch]

No I’m talking about our recent match

[crystal marsh]

you mean this week?

[granite notch]

Yeah

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/DiGiovanniSky/status/1570242552229670912?t=jbpxb3RY1l_Z18Bb70svyg&s=19

Mario Di Giovanni (@DiGiovanniSky)

‼️‼️BOMBA: Allegri - It’s over. Juventus board in the last hours have come to an agreement - Massimiliano Allegri will be sacked. To be announced official in a few hours.
#allegri #juvelive #juventus

Twitter · Sep 15, 2022, 2:46 AM

[crystal marsh]

he came on as a sub at CM

[dark nymph]

Fuck sake

[crystal marsh]

advantage juve

[dark nymph]

Unfortunately

[crystal marsh]

they had better not hire a certain german

[dark nymph]

Wanted him to stay longer

[crystal marsh]

who recently became available

[granite notch]

Bro am I tripping or was this guy sacked twice?

[dark nymph]

This would be his second time

[crystal marsh]

he's still in the 18th century

[dark nymph]

But that source is ass

So who knows

[granite notch]

Right

[dark nymph]

They can’t afford it

They have to pay allegri over 30m rn

[crystal marsh]

lmao

that's awful business

30m for allergies

[dark nymph]

I’ll never understand giving allegri a 18m a year 3 year contract

But it’s the juve way

[crystal marsh]

that and match fixing

[mighty garden]

Good decision

To think we were gonna sign him

😭

[crystal marsh]

imagine

[random vault]

it was obvious tbh

[forest dagger]

Good morning.

[random vault]

good morning

[forest dagger]

They could’ve waited a couple of days.

[green sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/bakambu-om-olympique-de-marseille-bakagoal-celebration-gif-24654460

New gun

[random vault]

Bakambu to olympiacos?

[hasty fractal]

23/24 kit

[heavy raptor]

Idk if i like it or hate it.

[wraith kernel]

what

[wraith kernel]

did bayern win 10 bundesligas in a row?

[granite notch]

wait didn't they tie with Stuttgart few days ago?

[pliant thistle]

I am very proud to be Portuguese 🇵🇹

[silk tapir]

what in the world is that

[pliant thistle]

I know the Jersey is Ugly

The away is nice

[silk tapir]

nike has to be boycotted man

[pliant thistle]

Our EURO 2020 kit absolutely goes 10-0 on this one

[silk tapir]

ikr

[pliant thistle]

Even the 2018 kit

[silk tapir]

so tuchel to juventus then maybe?

nike are finished

i just don't get how they messed up the kits so bad

the portugal kit just shows that they were so lazy

[pliant thistle]

Yes

[silk tapir]

did not even put effort in

[silk tapir]

this is decent tho tbf

but in terms of world cup kits nike are finished

[pliant thistle]

My favorite top 3 Recent Portugal kits:

1- Portugal 2014 kit
2- Portugal 2021 kit
3- Portugal 2016 kit

[pliant thistle]

Yes I might buy it

[pliant thistle]

2016 kit gives me lots of good memories

[granite notch]

Name a more annoying combo

Linfield, Chelsea, Rangers

[pliant thistle]

Porto penalties and referees

[distant warren]

Why are so many of the world cup kits are awful to atrocious

Portugal, USA, Serbia, Switzerland, Ghana, Uruguay

And some more

[pliant thistle]

Puma and Nike are getting lazy

[distant warren]

These companies man

[pliant thistle]

Only adidas is producing good kits for the World Cup it seems

Germany is different but very nice

[distant warren]

They know people will buy anything for the sake of it being a world cup kit

So why bother make a proper kit

[pliant thistle]

My favorite Portugal World Cup kit

[distant warren]

The Japanese kit is the best and i like Germany

[pliant thistle]

I have it

[distant warren]

This one is pretty good

[pliant thistle]

Its a shame we did so bad in this World cup

[distant warren]

What world cup was it

Can't remember rn

[pliant thistle]

Brasil 2014

[distant warren]

O yeah

Was thinking of it

[pliant thistle]

I have a huge Portugal flag that was sold here in the 2014 World Cup

Honestly who doesnt have a flag of their own country

You know whats funny

I've been told I only support Portugal because of Ronaldo

[distant warren]

Not me

[pliant thistle]

And to support my own country

Its not my fault Ronaldo plays for my country

[distant warren]

I can relate

As an Egyptian

[pliant thistle]

Mo Salah

[distant warren]

Yep

[tender furnace]

https://twitter.com/NeyMessiProp/status/1570156752561393664?t=_JH-qPRzcrheVthq2Ujyeg&s=19

𝐆𝐓 (@NeyMessiProp)

Neymar has 18 G/A in just 10 games this season the most in Europe

Best player itw

Likes

1231

Retweets

136

Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 9:05 PM

[silk jasper]

I made a Portugal kit wanna see

[stray talon]

Can anyone fans of the Bundesliga explain to me why Tedesco failed at Leipzig? His CV seemed good

[stray talon]

Me because England is shit

[granite notch]

bruh Liverpool is too late to signing gavi

sad

[small valve]

https://twitter.com/M4TPSG/status/1570130946946437128?t=Z6DSPRqkJAzk-ZDKeuaoLA&s=19

MatPSG (@M4TPSG)

Mukiele vs Haifa | The Leipzig gem ? | Highlights 1080P

Likes

771

Retweets

162

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 7:22 PM

[granite notch]

cv doesn't always mean he can perform as expected in his new club

[stray talon]

Well obviously

But I want more detail, like why didn’t he succeed

Man management, tactics

[granite notch]

idk

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[granite notch]

man I really wanted lfc to sign gavi

[stray talon]

😭

[granite notch]

barca renewed his contract

[pliant thistle]

Yes

[remote snow]

What chance did Liverpool had against Barca?

[pliant thistle]

Understandable

[dull tangle]

haaland zam

[stark narwhal]

what a joke

we would never let go gavi

[dull tangle]

lmao

[silk jasper]

Sorry I was getting ready for class

[granite notch]

they offered him a big offer lol

[mighty garden]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1570351515256385538?s=46&t=TMguu-pKwoIwgBz8j5ocGQ

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨| Iker Bravo is training with the 1st team.

Likes

1847

Twitter · Sep 15, 2022, 9:59 AM

[remote snow]

Love for a club >

[mighty garden]

Play him I beg

[granite notch]

ik but who said lfc is psg?

i mean it's his choice after all so

[stark narwhal]

why would we let gavi leave

knowing that he fits our system

[granite notch]

no one?

[stark narwhal]

no one what

[granite notch]

wait no sorry I misread it

[remote snow]

And you misread Gavi too. He would have never agreed to a Liverpool transfer

[stark narwhal]

exactly

[granite notch]

well it was worth trying to sign him cuz also bayern and psg and other English clubs tried to do the same

but whatever

[stark narwhal]

and did he leave

[granite notch]

never said he did

[stark narwhal]

so its not worth going for him

[zealous drum]

what match play today

[stark narwhal]

barcelona is his home and dream

[stark narwhal]

conference league matches and europa league matches

united vs sheriff will be funny

[quaint ivy]

Nahhh this is horrendous

[night schooner]

what the fuck 😂

[silk jasper]

Mason Greenwood might be back

[zealous drum]

does nobody else see benzi?

[granite notch]

Oakleigh Cannoniers fielded a 13 y/o GK as a sub in the semis of the Australia cup

[zealous drum]

did he do good

[granite notch]

They tryna take the donnarumma route and hype him as the next wonderkid so they can sell for millions

🤝

[granite notch]

No he conceded 4

well he didn't concede at all the 4 minutes he was on the pitch

[zealous drum]

bruh

[granite notch]

Lol he's dogshit

Match went on for 5 minutes, but in the 5 minutes he was ont the pitch he conceded none

Can't save a pen for his life

No, that was the other GK

Italiano

Wait

He only played for 5 mins? 💀

My auntie could stand in goal for 5 mins and not concede

[granite notch]

he's 13 💀

Not news worthy at all bud

It's like how they let fans take a bullshit penalty every now and then

Yeah we heard that already

[covert solstice]

he won't be lol

he's only listed as registered due to him being u21

[green sandal]

HEY

[gusty parrot]

Seeing some horrifying kits for the upcoming tournament.

And I thought some of the Puma ones released not long ago were already bad enough.

My goodness.

[turbid parcel]

hi

[dark haven]

how can a kit be this bad

[livid trellis]

FUCK NIKE WHAT ARE THESE WORLD CUP JERSEYS🤮

[tulip linden]

So which striker started the best?

My opinion is Haaland that guy started where he paused in Dortmund lol

That 2:1 yesterday despite being painful for me a Bundesliga fan was just class of haaland

[subtle plover]

Haaland without a question

[narrow cipher]

Yes

I lowkey feel bad for Alvarez though

He’s such an quality player

[tulip linden]

If he continues like that

He will be a hot candidate for Ballon Dor

Atm Noone knows how to stop him

[subtle plover]

Haaland hasn't just picked up where he left off

[tulip linden]

BvB managed to make him 95% irrelevant and 5% are enough to score for him

[subtle plover]

He has gotten off to an even better start than last season

[tulip linden]

He became better year

Yeah

Atm city seems unstoppable