football-lounge

[stark narwhal]

he was being deadass too 😭 😭

[dark epoch]

messi wanted to leave the season before got forced to stay then was forced to leave the season after

[stark narwhal]

messi never wanted to leave

he wanted to retire at barca

[dark epoch]

Oh? So when he wanted to go to city and barto refused to let him go till guy even shed tear in interview that didn’t exist? Sure you a barca fan?

He was promised to be let go for free if he wanted to leave

Barto went against his word.

[stark narwhal]

he literally wanted to stay

[dark epoch]

[stark narwhal]

he decided to stay because of family issues as well

[dark epoch]

No he decided to stay because barca didn’t let go for free

[stark narwhal]

search it up

[remote snow]

Carrying the club too

[dark epoch]

Which was a promise in his contract and because the season finished late due to covid the clause was no longer valid which was not his fault

[dark epoch]

Don’t need to i make it a priority to educate myself on the clubs i love

[dark epoch]

“A clause in Messi's contract would indeed have allowed him to leave the club on a free transfer at the end of the 2019/20 season. It was included as part of the four-year deal that the six-time Ballon d'Or winner signed”

Stay educated on your club mate

[stark narwhal]

oh i dont pay attention to contracts

genuinely

[dark epoch]

It was literally the biggest news of tht summer window arguably

[scarlet ore]

He openly said he wanted to leave

But when he got forced, he wanted to stay

[dark epoch]

Man even shed tears in the interview because of how betrayed he felt

[woeful epoch]

i hope barcca beats bayern like 4:1

[dark epoch]

Hope so too but it’s Bayern that match is unpredictable

[stark narwhal]

hey you spelt it wrong 😡

[woeful epoch]

mb bro 😔

[scarlet ore]

I just want barca to win and shut muller, don't care how many goals

[flint coral]

berlin first place xD

[tacit parcel]

Hello

[dull geode]

We will

[dull geode]

No one cared about that game 😭

[cosmic plover]

Yes we will

[stark narwhal]

w

[nocturne tartan]

Idc

I have bad grammar

[flint coral]

Köln 0 - 1 Berlin

ft

[nocturne tartan]

[vast sandal]

#1018546078666215424 is now open. Please move related discussions there

[ruby hedge]

vinicius and rodrygo showing hazard levels

[vagrant marlin]

💀

Madrid will win the CL again

[ruby hedge]

benzeme seeing madrid win their 15th ucl

if you know you know

[flint coral]

Bayern will

[vagrant marlin]

It will be a spanish team

Man we'll never tie madrid in ucls

[flint coral]

barca seems very good but they only played against bad teams this season

[vagrant marlin]

Ffs

[flint coral]

they have to perform against top teams

[granite notch]

Antony better than Raphinha

[fleet gust]

@woeful epoch

[granite notch]

Ajax better

[silver roost]

Orange is the new hazard

[digital cedar]

helo

[woeful epoch]

This guy put ajax cambuur over bvb leverkusen cba

[granite notch]

Both Barca and Madrid have played shite teams so we really don’t know what they both can actually do

Sevilla isn’t bad and sociedad isn’t bad but they’re still shit

[fleet gust]

💀 commitment

[flint coral]

yeah
after the game bayern vs barca the real quality of both teams will be seen

[lilac gate]

Maccabi Haifa imo

[granite notch]

Ajax

[native lance]

.

I just saw ajaxs value

345M

God

They really are the biggest club outside the top 5

Leagues

[dull geode]

They r bigger than utd

[native lance]

W

They have 4 ucls

United 3

[dull geode]

This was the squad we took to face Bayern last year btw...

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[native lance]

O

[native lance]

Big changes

Muller vs Lewandowski

[ruby hedge]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1568971308301537281?s=20&t=g4oNSDiSq-4E0DuQpTCFBw

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🎙| Ancelotti: "It's better to use Rodrygo as 9 with Valverde rather than Hazard."

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 2:34 PM

HOLDDD

chelsea fans come collect your idolo

[dull geode]

Chelshit and real madrid got owned

[native lance]

Lol

Hazard

Is so

Finished

It's sad atp

[granite notch]

he just hates Bayern

[dull geode]

Confident about Tuesday?

[granite notch]

definetly

[dull geode]

We are winning sadly

[granite notch]

im afraid not

[dull geode]

De ligt/upamecano vs lewa will be special

[granite notch]

De ligt and Hernandez

[dull geode]

He's getting cooked by dembele 😭

[granite notch]

starting upamecano on a ucl night is a major sin

[dull geode]

Plz do 🙏🙏🙏

[granite notch]

de ligt will break dembeles legs

[granite notch]

only if you start busquets 😭

[dull geode]

De ligt will break his own legs trying to keep up with dembele

[granite notch]

nah thats where davies comes in

[dull geode]

We will sadly....

[dull geode]

He barely knows how to defend

[granite notch]

w in the midfield

[dull geode]

And dembele is faster than him

[granite notch]

what are you talking about

[dull geode]

You wouldn't be able to keep up with raphinha and dembele on the wings

Btw

What happened to that player bayern got from rb liepzig

[granite notch]

sabitzer?

[dull geode]

He's a forward

[dull geode]

Yeah

[granite notch]

hes a starter now

at dm

[dull geode]

I barely see him

[granite notch]

deservedly

[dull geode]

Lmao what

[granite notch]

hes doing a great job

[dull geode]

Bayern have been very poor

[granite notch]

better than leon boxretzka

[dull geode]

I thought he was good for bayern lol

[granite notch]

he was when flick was there

[dull geode]

What happened since then?

[granite notch]

but he holds kimmich back

[granite notch]

injuries and kimmich takes a more offensive role now

[dull geode]

So u predict he's not starting

[granite notch]

goretzka definetly not starting

rightly so

[granite notch]

i heard gavi will start though

[dull geode]

He's a pressing machine

But I don't think he starts tbh

Kessie and pedri will start

Would u swap fdj and musiala?

[remote snow]

3 points can make a difference between 2nd place and 1st. If someone doesn't care, they don't know how important each game is.

[granite notch]

Who’s everyone’s favourite player here

[remote snow]

Currently?

[granite notch]

Both

Currently and all time

[frigid bone]

Thank you Pešić

We scored 1-2 against Novi Pazar

[remote snow]

Can't say about all time, too many. Currently, actually for quite a while, Valverde has taken my attention. He's just so good at what he does.

[granite notch]

Yeah he’s a class player

[remote snow]

The best midfielder you can find rn

[mighty garden]

No chance someone does that

[frigid bone]

And we won

[grizzled sorrel]

I am Antonio Griezmans younger brother

I am French

Definitely

[lyric coyote]

yes

[burnt thorn]

Getafe 1:0 Sociedad

[grizzled sorrel]

Thee one has haa brain maybe i had a stroke writing this

[compact chasm]

guys

who is chillinghost

[dapper depot]

☠️

[small valve]

[tawdry copper]

Oh man, oh, man. He was the guy who carried this server.

[compact chasm]

why did he get banned?

[dapper depot]

just very childish and weird

[granite notch]

thats not how you spell my name though

[tawdry copper]

You're not chillighost

[granite notch]

yes

[tawdry copper]

chillighost and VirgilVanDoge used to carry the server

[compact chasm]

yeah that's sounds like him

[remote snow]

Wouldn't exactly call it "carrying". More like the content creator jokers of the server

[tawdry copper]

Along with prat and huey of course

[compact chasm]

you guys should unban him

[granite notch]

never heard of chillighost

[dapper depot]

everyone you mentioned are a bunch of weirdos

Except doge

[tawdry copper]

He was the carry, the server haven't been the same without him.

[stark narwhal]

kiwi how long have you been here

[tawdry copper]

Like one year I think

[stark narwhal]

damn

[granite notch]

when your name is "virgil van doge", youre most definetly weird

[stark narwhal]

how come u have a 1-2 mil role only

[granite notch]

now dont come with duck and weird

[dapper depot]

fair but def not as weird as huey Chilli and especially crat

[tawdry copper]

I never talk here anymore

[stark narwhal]

huey is clear of you

[graceful solstice]

yoo the world cup is 69 more days

[remote snow]

Members come and go. You can replace them with "actual" good members of the server, but well some certain people have control over it.

Lost potential

[vocal radish]

nice

[tawdry copper]

👤 Server join date: Saturday, June 12 2021 @ 12:23:29

[dapper depot]

huey was crying on last years semis I ain’t gonna hear it

[granite notch]

how can you see that

[stark narwhal]

lol

[remote snow]

[tawdry copper]

Go to #bot-sandbox and do "!uinfo"

[granite notch]

September 14 2021

[tawdry copper]

Soon a year then

[granite notch]

damn i thought i joined earlier

when was the Euros?

june right

[tawdry copper]

Yea

Maybe you left in between?

[granite notch]

yeah nah i joined way before the euros

[granite notch]

probably

i remember things like the super league

and bayern vs psg in 2021

[vocal radish]

fuck you leroy sane

[tawdry copper]

Your first message is on the 7th of November 2021. But you were in football lobby before I'm pretty sure.

[vocal radish]

cost us that match

[stark narwhal]

i joined this server on june 30th

[granite notch]

better than mane

[dapper depot]

I first joined in feb 2019 then left only once when Mbappe renewed i was not ready for the slander im not even gonna lie

[stark narwhal]

lmfao

[vocal radish]

i puked after watching the first leg

[dapper depot]

[vocal radish]

HOW DID WE MISS THAT MANY CHANCES

[stark narwhal]

world class attack

[vocal radish]

only if lewy wasnt injured

istg

[stark narwhal]

What

[restive tendon]

Bro is in 2021

[granite notch]

had a trauma session with chocolate

[granite notch]

this day scarred us

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1568992775718244353?s=20&t=ImgwrBOQHdww8dLH6FiJCQ

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Union Berlin top of the Bundesliga 🇩🇪
Arsenal top of the Premier League 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Who saw this coming? 😉

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 4:00 PM

[restive tendon]

Nobody 😭

I hope union keeps up

[granite notch]

28 matches to be played and i could swear on my life union will end up in the europa league

[restive tendon]

its not looking good mate

[subtle galleon]

wont be for long tho but nice job arsenal

[woeful epoch]

Union will win the league

👍🏻👍🏻

[vocal radish]

yes

wtf union berlin

did frieburg lose today?

[restive tendon]

bayern turned into draw fc

[restive tendon]

0-0

[vocal radish]

i swear they be doin this on purpose to make the league more interesting

[restive tendon]

they couldve been on top of the league

[plucky sandal]

I didn’t watch the Madrid game today but from what I’m seeing the other team just let them win

[restive tendon]

probably

[vocal radish]

i watched the first half frieburg were so good

[restive tendon]

bagels man has a sense of humour

[plucky sandal]

2 Madrid players scored goals under no pressure

Where they came from basically half field

and nobody pressured them

at all

I’ve actually never seen anything like it

[vocal radish]

and yall call the bundesliga out for shit defending

lol

[plucky sandal]

I saw Valverde scored a worldly and saw the goal

and like

nobody even tried to tackle him

just one guy

I don’t even like understand

it looked like Madrid was playing a u11 team

[restive tendon]

they were going back to close the defense

he was too fast i guess

[plucky sandal]

The same happened with the rodrygo goal too

[restive tendon]

rodrygo successfully dribbled through 2 tackles

[mighty garden]

You’re not even trying to hid ur salt anymore

It’s a good goal

Wth

[plucky sandal]

what am I salty about

[restive tendon]

Its not "let them win" madrid players are just good

[mighty garden]

Idk u tell me

[plucky sandal]

I’m saying the other team looked like fucking AI

[woeful epoch]

Oh my god

Meel

[tulip linden]

I fucking never ever imagined Ronaldo in a Euro League Kit but here we are i guess

[plucky sandal]

Hi crat

[mighty garden]

U can never give Madrid their flowers bruh

[tulip linden]

Looks so fucking weird for a player with his Level

[runic gull]

Valverde literally lying to us about being right footed lmao

That was a filthy strike

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[tulip linden]

Imagine Messi with a Euro League Kit

[modern palm]

Unironically United should have bought him
https://twitter.com/goal/status/1568995316078190592

GOAL (@goal)

Marko Arnautovic is currently the top scorer in Serie A 👀

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 4:10 PM

[tulip linden]

Lewandowski is also Top scorer in la Liga

[plucky sandal]

If it makes you feel better it was a great shot

[woeful epoch]

Hey

[plucky sandal]

but

Christ was it a normal run

[tulip linden]

This week is gonna be fun

Haaland vs BH

BvB

And Lewandowski vs Bayern

[mighty garden]

Valverde is fast asf

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/AS_Monaco_EN/status/1569024783358066690?t=r-uVoJZpGr7I1HAuissG5A&s=19

AS Monaco EN (@AS_Monaco_EN)

👥 The Starting 𝗫𝗜 🆚 @OL_English!

#ASMOL

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 6:07 PM

[plucky sandal]

not for bvb

[woeful epoch]

I might watch

Ligue 1

[tulip linden]

Man City is strong af

[plucky sandal]

Yeah fair

[mighty garden]

If this was dembele I would be hearing Ronaldinho comparisons by u

[plucky sandal]

no you wouldn’t

Dembele did better against Cadiz

and I don’t really care

[restive tendon]

sadly you will

[tulip linden]

Idk how to stop haaland azm6

[restive tendon]

LFC is going to the mighty europa league

[mighty garden]

That goal was quite lucky tbf but fairs

[small valve]

https://tenor.com/view/culture-man-of-culture-cultured-gif-10903367

[plucky sandal]

I mean

Dani Ceballos is getting highlight comps on tiktok

Dani Ceballos

[restive tendon]

bruh that has to be fake

[plucky sandal]

What was the other team even doing

They were relegated most of that time

[mighty garden]

Let’s not act like Cadiz were great yesterday either

[plucky sandal]

I don’t think they were but like

They weren’t shockingly awful

[woeful epoch]

Great league tbf

[plucky sandal]

They were just Cadiz

[mighty garden]

They had 0 shots on target lmfao

[restive tendon]

Cadiz are getting relegated

Unless they change manager

[mighty garden]

Mallorca didn’t even play a bad game

[plucky sandal]

didn’t Madrid have 1 in the UCL final 😭

[mighty garden]

We just killed it off at the end

[frigid bone]

We also could have bought him

[restive tendon]

Mallorca created 2 big chances

[small valve]

Shame we've an european curse

[plucky sandal]

Since when does shots on target mean anything

[frigid bone]

But Terzić said otherwise and ruined everything

[mighty garden]

2

[small valve]

Especially Monaco

[mighty garden]

😤

[plucky sandal]

Based

[woeful epoch]

Marseille dominated spurs actually but they'll still say Norwich beat them

[restive tendon]

domination with no end product 😭

they were just passing the ball around

while spurs got 2 goals in 2 crosses

[woeful epoch]

Whatever lol

They are a top team but l1 is bad

[restive tendon]

yeah theyre on par with psg

19 points

[small valve]

Yet, they still lost by taking a red card

[subtle galleon]

who is winning next week? bayern or barca?

[woeful epoch]

Ye

[restive tendon]

barca

[fallow bolt]

muller and lewa meetup

[woeful epoch]

Idk

[restive tendon]

they will in fact get their first win against bayern since 2015

[small valve]

Ligue 1 clubs have an history in bottling in Europe

[fallow bolt]

since barca couldnt beat bayner with lewa, lewa will beat own club for thwm

[small valve]

Don't know why

[dull geode]

I was messing around

[subtle galleon]

tru

even

psg

[small valve]

Monaco bottling in UCL qualifyers

[subtle galleon]

that dogs

everyone

[vocal radish]

yea totally not happening

[subtle galleon]

but still lost the league in 2017

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/RafaeLeao7/status/1569026180992360449?t=TUH4TDsfcciI_eX64MOwwA&s=19

Rafael Leão (@RafaeLeao7)

We ain’t finish … 🏄🏾‍♂️🍿

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 6:12 PM

[subtle galleon]

or was that 16?

forgot

[woeful epoch]

Milan ain't finish.. 🏄 🍿

[subtle galleon]

backfire

[burnt thorn]

This is the team that beat yanited

[nocturne tartan]

I got muted

Lol

[fallow bolt]

lewa will win for barca

[woeful epoch]

He ain't finish 🤬

[mighty garden]

He isn’t finnish he is Portuguese

[prisma zealot]

Betis vs Villareal today

nice

[small valve]

Leao 🤩

[restive tendon]

villarreal winning

[vocal radish]

no lewa will lose for bayern

[prisma zealot]

Betis will

[subtle galleon]

betis winnin 2-0

[woeful epoch]

Who will watcht hat

[prisma zealot]

they've been great this season

[restive tendon]

me

[woeful epoch]

OL Monaco bigger game

[subtle galleon]

me

[restive tendon]

im a villarreal enjoyer and theyre winning

[woeful epoch]

Villareal are unbeaten

[nocturne tartan]

Villarreal>Liverpool

[restive tendon]

W

[fallow bolt]

nah

[woeful epoch]

?

[prisma zealot]

better than any bundass match

[nocturne tartan]

Napoli>

[prisma zealot]

betis are 3rd rn

[woeful epoch]

Clash

I dare u

[subtle galleon]

dortmund betta

[woeful epoch]

Do the torres thing

AGAIN

[prisma zealot]

cry

[nocturne tartan]

Kvara negs

[woeful epoch]

[woeful epoch]

Lmfao

[prisma zealot]

canales ball

[fallow bolt]

dortmund fans leaving as haaland left

[subtle galleon]

jude owns napolis whole squad

[woeful epoch]

CaqueretBall>>

[woeful epoch]

?

[fallow bolt]

😹

[nocturne tartan]

Kvaradona>>>>>

[vocal radish]

Kvaradona the goat

sorry

[subtle galleon]

reyna>>>>

[vocal radish]

Messi aint got shit on Kvaradona

[fallow bolt]

tell me hoq many watches dortmund without haaland

[subtle galleon]

?

[woeful epoch]

Everyone watched rbl bvb yday tho

[nocturne tartan]

Yea but can he go through Liverpool’s guards and make it look like children playground?

[woeful epoch]

[fallow bolt]

they left

[prisma zealot]

not because of bvb btw

[subtle galleon]

if he really wanted to he could

[woeful epoch]

But ferran torres 😍😍

[subtle galleon]

reyna goated

[nocturne tartan]

Rare footage of kvaradona in base form

[woeful epoch]

Reyna can run through mexico

[woeful epoch]

(Better defence than Liverpool)

[nocturne tartan]

Kvara did it without any problem

[subtle galleon]

he did and will again

[prisma zealot]

?

?

what

[mighty garden]

Blud’s lost to a shit Leipzig team

[woeful epoch]

He didn't score tho

[restive tendon]

Martin braithwaite scored again

[woeful epoch]

W dortmund is shit

[restive tendon]

Big loss for barcelona

[woeful epoch]

I wis

H

[nocturne tartan]

Kvara the best youngster

[subtle galleon]

Indeed

[woeful epoch]

Chill

[nocturne tartan]

Not because he’s my neighbour

Just saying

[woeful epoch]

He got 2 assists in his first game back

After being subbed

[mighty garden]

How tf did Napoli find that guy from the Georgian league

[woeful epoch]

No

[subtle galleon]

he played so well against coppenhagen. but i mean its coppenhagen but still overall good/great performance

[woeful epoch]

He was balling in Rubin Kazan

[subtle galleon]

made some great plays

[nocturne tartan]

He was playing in Russia

[woeful epoch]

Everyone Knew abt hum

[woeful epoch]

Yea true He was fine v tbl too

[nocturne tartan]

Then came back in Georgia and before that Napoli already had eyes on him

[prisma zealot]

https://twitter.com/BarcaTimes/status/1569028070832590858?s=20&t=xHlwjVdiiaNcKSG6P8OlJg

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🚨🎖| Dembele should return to the French national team squad in the upcoming international games. [@telefoot_TF1] #fcblive 🇫🇷

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 6:20 PM

[nocturne tartan]

And then they bought him

[prisma zealot]

france might win the wc then

[subtle galleon]

he should

[woeful epoch]

Going out in gs

[nocturne tartan]

Napoli Fr has one of the best scouts

[subtle galleon]

i would like to see that personally

[prisma zealot]

they should play nkunku instead of benzema

[nocturne tartan]

[prisma zealot]

Mbappe Nkunku Dembele should be their front 3

[subtle galleon]

imo

[woeful epoch]

The hate bro

Nkunku has been mid

[prisma zealot]

benzema

has been mid too

[woeful epoch]

No

[prisma zealot]

and there is no chemistry at france between thier front 3

[woeful epoch]

Benzema has been injured for 2 games and is still better

[subtle galleon]

he is literally beat up

[woeful epoch]

IMO

[prisma zealot]

he hasn't been good this season

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[woeful epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/griezmann-antoine-griezmannbarca-gif-19927285

[prisma zealot]

6 bcm already

griezmann shouldn't even be called up

[woeful epoch]

Cope

He's their record scorer

[mighty garden]

Benzema with a hamstring is better

[nocturne tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/kvara-khvicha-kvaratskhelia-gif-20751715

[prisma zealot]

giroud has more goals than griezmann

[mighty garden]

Cut the agenda

[nocturne tartan]

Carries National team

[woeful epoch]

Cut the agenda clash

[restive tendon]

Why isnt mbappe starting for madrid

[woeful epoch]

Your ball knowledge is stinking rn

[prisma zealot]

griezmann in 2022 una

[woeful epoch]

🥶

[woeful epoch]

Ferran Torres.

[nocturne tartan]

Griezmann mid this last time

[prisma zealot]

your club only has 2 more goals than him in the ucl

guess who had 11 players

and played 90 mins

[woeful epoch]

What is this

[prisma zealot]

this season

[woeful epoch]

Jude had more goals than barca last year in ucl

And the whole 6 games wad played

STFU 😭😭

[nocturne tartan]

‘Last Year’

[mighty garden]

Piping up after playing plzen

😭

[prisma zealot]

no one cares about last season

[woeful epoch]

And this guy said after one game

[granite notch]

Just watched Greizmanns documentary, it was pretty good

[woeful epoch]

😭😭

[mighty garden]

I do

[nocturne tartan]

Fr

[woeful epoch]

He will be back to normal after bayern

[restive tendon]

21-22 was a very good season

[mighty garden]

https://tenor.com/view/trent-liverpool-taa-trent-crying-trent-cry-gif-26444520

[prisma zealot]

you lost 4-0 to a worse barca loool

[restive tendon]

no one cared about 20-21

[woeful epoch]

Back to "we are overrated,bench gavi, roberto is shit"

[nocturne tartan]

Got negged by Kvara

[granite notch]

Getting battered soon

[nocturne tartan]

Loserpool

[prisma zealot]

the casuals here are unreal

[nocturne tartan]

[prisma zealot]

their ball knowledge is stuck in 2020

lmfao

[woeful epoch]

• thinks dembele>ney

[mighty garden]

Can’t wait for Tuesday 🤩

[woeful epoch]

Common "farmers league" user 😭

[mighty garden]

Yearly Bayern humbling

[woeful epoch]

Predictions

[mighty garden]

Comfortable 3-1

[granite notch]

Barcelona fans are so unreal, they actually believe they’ll win on Tuesday, I guess they haven’t known what it is to win a important game for a while

[woeful epoch]

Hm

[prisma zealot]

same people who would be using 8-2 as a reason why barca will lose in 2030 to bayern

[mighty garden]

Barca get a conciliation goal at the end

[woeful epoch]

You literally wanted dembele out and said torres was better

[prisma zealot]

i said that cuz of his salary 👍

[nocturne tartan]

Imma go get some girls

[prisma zealot]

that he was asking

[woeful epoch]

I still remember you posting ferrans goal v athletic 10 times and said "dembouz who?"

[granite notch]

Sane when he was 13> Dembele

[prisma zealot]

i also said dembouz was our best player last season

👍

[mighty garden]

Sane in big 2022?

[woeful epoch]

Proof

[woeful epoch]

He's been fine

[prisma zealot]

okay

im not in lobby

[woeful epoch]

No proof

[mighty garden]

Just like last season

[woeful epoch]

Fairs

[fervent jacinth]

Man went and got receipts

[prisma zealot]

only slandered him during january because he asked for a high salary

the media framed him tbf

he always wanted to stay

romero made it look like he wanted to leave

[woeful epoch]

Nah that's edited

[mighty garden]

Never ask Barca fans what they thought of Adama traore and dembele after the atleti game

[prisma zealot]

lmaoo

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/JohyanCruyff/status/1568669308884238336?t=tmCWEqkRuMcfo-YYdh3WNA&s=19

Football opinions *

Johyan (@JohyanCruyff)

Tweet like it’s 18/19

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Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 6:34 PM

[prisma zealot]

hold

[woeful epoch]

Holding barcas debt rn

[prisma zealot]

dead joke

[woeful epoch]

Marco Reus 🐐

Tbf that's every season

[restive tendon]

Barcelona is finished

[prisma zealot]

kounde lewy raphinha

[woeful epoch]

Witsel is a great DM

[prisma zealot]

in debt 🔥

[woeful epoch]

Every season tbh

[granite notch]

It’s incoming

[opal tartan]

hi guys

[prisma zealot]

here comes the casuals

[opal tartan]

when’s the match

[granite notch]

tuesday

[prisma zealot]

who will use 2020 bayern as a reason why barca will lose 🥶

[woeful epoch]

@prisma zealot dembele xA p90?

[prisma zealot]

this ssn?

[opal tartan]

you losing this 4-1

[woeful epoch]

Last 360 days

[prisma zealot]

what is it

he was injured tbf until jan

[woeful epoch]

I mean you're a football expert

[granite notch]

Simply, you’re trash and we’re good enough to beat you guys

[woeful epoch]

You should know

[mighty garden]

Just check fbref

[opal tartan]

you a bayern fan?

[prisma zealot]

he had the 2nd most assists this year

[granite notch]

yesss

[prisma zealot]

with auba missing a lot of chances

[woeful epoch]

And say who's third

I dare u

[opal tartan]

nice bro

[woeful epoch]

[prisma zealot]

6 G/A this season already

[restive tendon]

Frenkie de jong UCL career:
2018/19: Out in the semis vs Tottenham
2019/20: Out in the quarters vs Bayern
2020/21: Out in the round of 16 vs PSG
2021/22: Out in the group stage
😢

[prisma zealot]

will hit 30

[woeful epoch]

Doesn't move me

[prisma zealot]

by end of season

[subtle galleon]

we will see🤷🏾‍♂️

[prisma zealot]

his highest probably

[lilac gate]

Looks about right

[subtle galleon]

we a different team

[woeful epoch]

In a very attack minded side too

Very middd

[prisma zealot]

lmao

[restive tendon]

Bro lewa will body de ligt

[prisma zealot]

what were sane's stats from lsat season

[woeful epoch]

De ligt won't start

[prisma zealot]

in a very attack minded

[restive tendon]

Barca is winning 1-0 or 2-1

[prisma zealot]

team

[woeful epoch]

Sane is shit

Dc

[subtle galleon]

coman clears sane

[lilac gate]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[subtle galleon]

not even a question

[woeful epoch]

My goat has 6g/a in 7 games 😴

[prisma zealot]

dc

[woeful epoch]

And it's not all assists without the ability to finish

[subtle galleon]

and they said reus was finished😭

[woeful epoch]

[woeful epoch]

Watching football blindfolded

[mighty garden]

7 g+a in 8 games from the real boss tho

[woeful epoch]

Tbf typical clash opinion

[prisma zealot]

dembele has 2 goals and 4 assists in 5 starts

[woeful epoch]

Hazard?

[restive tendon]

Reus is one of my favorite players

[woeful epoch]

True

[prisma zealot]

what your saying right now legit proves that to you lmao

[restive tendon]

Shame he has the bundesliga curse on him

[prisma zealot]

your using the stats

to prove he isn't finished lmaoo

[mighty garden]

Nah mariano blud

[subtle galleon]

reus has basically won everything

[mighty garden]

Vini

[woeful epoch]

Hew done everything

[restive tendon]

no bundesliga

[woeful epoch]

Doesn't he have 4 ga

[prisma zealot]

bruno had 30 g/a in a year

[woeful epoch]

Doesn't move me

[subtle galleon]

thats all he missin

[woeful epoch]

Again

[prisma zealot]

same with reus

[subtle galleon]

once he get thag

[woeful epoch]

No

[prisma zealot]

dc about hsi g/a

[subtle galleon]

boom

[woeful epoch]

Reus had 32

[prisma zealot]

never moves me

when i watch him

[woeful epoch]

AMs are usually non existent

In games

[prisma zealot]

you can count you g/a

[woeful epoch]

Unless they contribute

[woeful epoch]

Thing is

Both are excellent creators

[prisma zealot]

not really with bruno

[woeful epoch]

Dembele is 99th percentile for chance creation

[prisma zealot]

most of his assist are 6 yards

passes

[woeful epoch]

0.35 p90

And reus is like 96th percentile

0.28 xa p90

Bruno is a good creator

Like 0.25 xa p90

Need to check again

[prisma zealot]

dembele has only played the last 6 months really as a playmaking winger

with a striker

[woeful epoch]

But I think muller has the most

0.4 xa p90

Or was it dembele

[prisma zealot]

not even the last months

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[prisma zealot]

your comparing a touchline winger to a cam

dembele was only given more freedom now

this season

[woeful epoch]

I don't remember a comparison

[woeful epoch]

No

I'm talking last season

Also that includes all comps which is stupid

[mighty garden]

Why lmao

[woeful epoch]

It's more of a xOVA than xA

• fbref changed the metrics

@mighty garden

94th percentile mv

[mighty garden]

Ight

[prisma zealot]

https://twitter.com/Priceless_Silva/status/1568681252194058244?s=20&t=xHlwjVdiiaNcKSG6P8OlJg

⚡️🇧🇼 (@Priceless_Silva)

If you didn’t invest in Ousmane Dembele when his stock was low I feel sorry for you

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Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 7:22 PM

[woeful epoch]

I invested since 2016

😴😴

[prime isle]

Lewandoski has to be top 3 best strikers thus season

Atm

[prisma zealot]

top 2

him and haaland

[prime isle]

Imo

1. Haaland
2. Lewandoski
3. Mbappe

[prisma zealot]

mbappe hasn't been all that

this season

plus he isn't a striker

[woeful epoch]

🔥

[prime isle]

I mean he scored 7 goals so far

[prime isle]

He plays mostly striker

[stark narwhal]

toney clear of all of them

[woeful epoch]

Fr

[prime isle]

Thw giat

The goat*

[prisma zealot]

toney's been better than kane tbf

[stark narwhal]

w

toney is clear of po palah

[prime isle]

He is better than punez😂😂

I should even say

Clear

[prisma zealot]

Raphinha hasn't moved me ngl

[prime isle]

Man barcelona are amazing

[prisma zealot]

funny how barca fans thought he could replace dembele

hes nowhere near

[stark narwhal]

he’s been good

[prime isle]

I am really proud of how we play

[dull geode]

Bros eyes dont work probably

[mighty garden]

He’s a good player but like he’s a rw and dembele is too

Both of them are way worse at the left

[stark narwhal]

dembele can play on any side

[prisma zealot]

hes not 50m good

[stark narwhal]

thats irreplaceable

[prisma zealot]

dembele on the left is good

scores more on the elft

left

creates more on the right

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/TTuchelofficial/status/869505589042442241?t=Tg0evAKRzTmIcSfyjjqANg&s=19

Thomas Tuchel (@TTuchelofficial)

Ich bin dankbar für zwei schöne, ereignisreiche und aufregende Jahre. Schade, dass es nicht weitergeht.

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Twitter · May 30, 2017, 10:47 AM

[mighty garden]

Not as good as when he’s in the right

[stark narwhal]

defenders dont even know how to contain dembele

[prime isle]

And bro valverde goal was magical

[prisma zealot]

there is a lot of things raphinha lacks

[stark narwhal]

probably will win the puskas award

[prisma zealot]

cant carry the ball

isn't technical

[stark narwhal]

his shooting is magical

[dull geode]

Notice how a certain a club from

[prisma zealot]

he only has ballstriking

and good eye

[prime isle]

And rodrygo dribbled 4 players scored a goal

[prisma zealot]

for a pss

[woeful epoch]

You have a capacity of 100k and only been able to fill 81k

[prisma zealot]

i've never seen him carry the ball

[woeful epoch]

We have a capacity of 81k

[prime isle]

Imo ansu need to be a starter

NEED TO BE

[stark narwhal]

dembele starts over him all day long

fati is a super sub

[prisma zealot]

will be celebrating the day we ship memphis

[dull geode]

He doesn't lmfao

[prime isle]

Dembele on the right ansu on the left

[dull geode]

No

[prime isle]

He can play on the left and dembele on the right

[stark narwhal]

fati is good as a fresh substitute to kill off our opponents

[dull geode]

He's better as a super sub

[stark narwhal]

exactly

[prisma zealot]

overtime fati should start ahead of raphinha

after world cup

or something

[woeful epoch]

Feels like im in #barcelona

[dull geode]

Dembele-raphinha should be starters

[prime isle]

Exactly

[mighty garden]

Are u talking about us?

[woeful epoch]

Finally someone non barxa

[dull geode]

Yes, yes I am

[prime isle]

Raphinha dosn't play well on the left tho

[prisma zealot]

freiburg

missed the opportunity

to be 2n

[dull geode]

Dembele on the left imo

[prisma zealot]

first

[woeful epoch]

They're 2nd

[prisma zealot]

they could've been first

[prime isle]

Don't know about that one

[mighty garden]

Our stadium isn’t fully finished are u dumb

[stark narwhal]

we have so much rotation with our attack

[woeful epoch]

Ye ik

[mighty garden]

If u actually watched our games u will see there are some stands missing

[prisma zealot]

https://twitter.com/TTuchelofficial/status/1569032860782182400?s=20&t=xHlwjVdiiaNcKSG6P8OlJg

Thomas Tuchel (@TTuchelofficial)

This is one of the most difficult statements I have ever had to write - and it is one which I hoped I would not need to do for many years. I am devastated that my time at Chelsea has come to an end.

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 6:39 PM

yo

is this his account?

[woeful epoch]

Yea

[prisma zealot]

ngl bvb should go for him

[stark narwhal]

L boehly

[prisma zealot]

get him back

[woeful epoch]

We hate him

[prime isle]

Guys what yall think the score will be on tuesday?

[stark narwhal]

boehly is one of the worst owners ive ever seen

glazers are clear

[prime isle]

Both of them are dumb af

[stark narwhal]

both wanted to sign washednaldo

[prisma zealot]

hes better than Terzić

[prime isle]

Exactly

[prisma zealot]

ngl how do dortmund buy 2-3 cbs

[dull geode]

He made your club a serious club

[prime isle]

I say we will beat bayern 2 - 1 or draw 1-1

[prisma zealot]

and still cant stop conceding

[dull geode]

I said we winning 2-1 and some barca fans started to smoke me

(Crazy)

[stark narwhal]

we arent going to win at bayern

[prime isle]

And they said we have the worst deffence in the world

[dull geode]

It's a possibility

[prime isle]

Lol

[stark narwhal]

extremely low

[prime isle]

Not real barca fans

[dull geode]

We have to go in with some confidence

[stark narwhal]

if we do im changing my name to danfc’s son

screenshot it

[dull geode]

Done

[woeful epoch]

Crazy is realistic

Respect g

[prime isle]

Bro bayern dropped in the last 3 games in a farmers league lol

[dull geode]

Their form has been horrendous this szn at home tho

[stark narwhal]

👊

[woeful epoch]

Shut up

[woeful epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/karim-adeyemi-marco-reus-adeyemi-reus-adeyemi-dortmund-reus-dortmund-gif-26435521

[prime isle]

Fr their deffence is worse than man united lmfao

[woeful epoch]

We've kept cleansheets this year

[dull geode]

I hope inter lose on Tuesday

[prisma zealot]

3 to rbl

[prime isle]

Impossible

[languid cove]

I hope bayern lose to us

[prisma zealot]

and bremen

[dull geode]

I remember i said the same and they dropped points against psv back in 2018

I have a bit of hope

[prime isle]

That was psv not plzen lol

[woeful epoch]

Cleansheets to leverkusen hoffenehim and copenhagen

[dull geode]

True but they were massive favorites

[stark narwhal]

hope

at least a tie

because plzen’s defense put up a good fight against our attack

[prime isle]

It dosn't matter if inter win we are toping our group anyway

[prisma zealot]

your holding 3 in 2 days

https://tenor.com/view/haaland-erling-haaland-erling-haaland-manchester-city-haaland-manchester-city-fc-gif-26609763

[dull geode]

They will hold 5 to man city

I low-key hope they win to humble city and their fans

[woeful epoch]

Okay man

[prisma zealot]

cant wait for bayern ngl

[prime isle]

I think in 5 years united will go to champion ship thoughts?

[prisma zealot]

the way people expect us to lose like 3-0 5-0

[dull geode]

Compare this squad to the one we have now

[prisma zealot]

wouldn't be as fun

[dull geode]

Exactly

[prisma zealot]

if people expected us to win

[woeful epoch]

Nico scored an og v valencia

[prisma zealot]

yes

[prime isle]

We had lenglet 😂😂

Umtiti lol

Coutinuo aswell

[dull geode]

Umtiti can't even start for leece

[prime isle]

Jesus

[prisma zealot]

damn valverde is back

another 4-1 win

[prime isle]

The only good player on there is araujo and de jong bro

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/VizehYT/status/1568654737897037826?t=BCGCNqflACiuKa9S8J8YQw&s=19

𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢🇧🇪 (@VizehYT)

Dortmund must be the most frustrating team to support seriously

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Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 5:36 PM

[karmic cairn]

If Barcelona want to win the match they need to dominated the midfield then will win for sure

[woeful epoch]

He knows ball

[dull geode]

Dest, puig, demir, Neto, coutinho, lenglet, mingueza, umtiti man we were finished

[prime isle]

Kessie will destroy kimmitch

[dull geode]

I wonder if xavi will start 4 Midfielders against bayern

[prisma zealot]

unai emery vs pellegrini

[dull geode]

Or keep the standard 4-3-3

[karmic cairn]

Bro don’t underestimate kimmich

He’s world class

[prisma zealot]

[prime isle]

No a classic 433 imo

[prisma zealot]

kimmich is the best midfielder between both teams

[prime isle]

Just watch

[dull geode]

That's true honestly

[prisma zealot]

would easily start

at barca

kimmich

[dull geode]

Not hard

[vast sandal]

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[prime isle]

Just watch bro

[woeful epoch]

Yes

[karmic cairn]

Kimmich would be the perfect heir to busquets

[prime isle]

I hope kessie starts over busquets

[dull geode]

Will busi be able to keep up with bayerns press? He did well against liverpools in 2019 first leg

[woeful epoch]

Kimmich is literally the second best player in that match

[dull geode]

Busi knows how to beat the press tho, and he is so comfortable on the ball

[prime isle]

We need kessie man

[woeful epoch]

But If I count overall ability, easily fitst

[prime isle]

The problome is somtimes he loses the ball very often i somtimes don't like him

[prisma zealot]

doesn't really have defensive awareness

[dull geode]

Yeah his playstyle is very risky

[prisma zealot]

not enough tackes

tackles

wouldn't be a busi replacement

but he would start

[stark narwhal]

germans dont leave germany

i dont expect it

[dull geode]

Kroos

[prisma zealot]

kessie wont even start

[dull geode]

Why not

[prisma zealot]

gavi will

or de jong

[granite notch]

Except for kroos

[dull geode]

Gavi-pedri has not been cooking this szn

[prisma zealot]

gavi is mid

[stark narwhal]

only one ive seen

[prisma zealot]

overrated

[granite notch]

But other than that I can't think of anyone

[granite notch]

Yes

[prisma zealot]

he will be at celta in 2 years

[stark narwhal]

lots of potential

[prisma zealot]

he doesn't move me

[stark narwhal]

gavi is a really aggressive midfielder which is what i like

[granite notch]

Yeah that was a special case

[dull geode]

He's so versatile, he can play like kante the next minute he is playing like Bernardo silva, he's a great talent with alot of room to improve

[dull geode]

He's only 18 tbf

[prisma zealot]

😭

nah

lmao

[dull geode]

Ferran is so bad

City fleeced us

[prisma zealot]

pep made him stiff and robotic tbf

[dull geode]

Ferran can't play as a wide winger

And He's good when he plays very narrowly, but that goes against xavis tactics

[prime isle]

I better not see ferran or depay on a pitch again

[prisma zealot]

nah

[woeful epoch]

If gegar saw this

[prisma zealot]

hes only good at striker

[dull geode]

Pep destroyed ferrans dribbling ability

[prisma zealot]

hes worse than foden lw

at lw

[prime isle]

Depay is so shit bro can't finish

[dull geode]

He's a fraud

[prime isle]

I don't even know hoe he started againts cadiz it was hard to watch

[dull geode]

5th

[woeful epoch]

😳

[prisma zealot]

you will be there in march anyways

[woeful epoch]

Yall don't care about that don't u

[prime isle]

Union >> bundesliga

Lol

[dull geode]

Foden isn't ready to be a Midfielder

[woeful epoch]

• barca

True

[prisma zealot]

foden should be playing in kdb's role

[prime isle]

Foden is overrated af

[prisma zealot]

both of them together in the midfield wont work

foden vs leeds without kdb was unreal

[dull geode]

He's bad at reading the rhythm of the game

[dull geode]

?

Unreal in terms of bad or good

[prisma zealot]

very good

in kdb's role

he shouldn't be played on the wing

[dull geode]

What position did foden play against psg 2021 semi final

[prime isle]

Trent is so overrated

Bro i don't remember city had that kit

Lol

[prisma zealot]

thats tranining

[prime isle]

OH LOL

[heady veldt]

https://twitter.com/ttuchelofficial/status/1569032860782182400?s=46&t=QBC7jI8nec6gNvAX1kbfng

Thomas Tuchel (@TTuchelofficial)

This is one of the most difficult statements I have ever had to write - and it is one which I hoped I would not need to do for many years. I am devastated that my time at Chelsea has come to an end.

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 6:39 PM

This was a sad read

[prime isle]

Chelsea board is an L

[dense musk]

Eni

[dull geode]

Man he was cooking that szn

[remote snow]

Never mess with Conte

[dull geode]

Worst decision every made by chelsea

[prime isle]

He will never leave lol

[mighty garden]

Bro fell off

[remote snow]

No we don't want him

Nah

[mighty garden]

Vini at lwb no thanks😭

[prime isle]

Lol bro would play 5 at the back😭😭

[remote snow]

As long as Perez is at the club, I don't think an arrogant and selfish manager will arrive and stay at Madrid.

[heady veldt]

Would be interesting

[prime isle]

Tbh ancelotti now would never leave real

[heady veldt]

It’s not a great choice to sack him but not a bad one either

[prime isle]

Bro chelsea replaced tuchel with harry potter😭😭

Meh

But he isn't ready yet to manage a big club

[remote snow]

Mourinho: Can't do what I did

[prime isle]

No

He will flop

Calling it now

[stark narwhal]

if potter lead brighton to glory he can lead chelsea to a high ucl place

[heady veldt]

He’s signed a 5 year deal

And he’s been assured that if he missed out on top 4, he won’t get sacked

[dense musk]

Na Potter will lead us to play conference league next season

[heady veldt]

Fans from other leagues will never rate him because he’s managed Brighton and Swansea

[dense musk]

Let's goooo

[prime isle]

Exactly

[heady veldt]

And Tuchel’s current Chelsea would’ve been lucky to finish 6th

[prime isle]

And they sack tuchel and they forget he won them a ucl after being 8th with lampard loll

And tuchel only had a few bad games

[dense musk]

Ye either way we won't play ucl next season

[heady veldt]

His sacking wasn’t based on results though, he was already having issues with the new board. Tuchel has had these sorts of issues everywhere he’s managed

[dense musk]

Ye

[heady veldt]

Potter will most likely lose his first two games

Salzburg and Liverpool

[prime isle]

I could even see chelsea getting 3rd in their group

[heady veldt]

But need to give the man time

[prime isle]

And gets the sack😭😂😂

[dense musk]

Ye we are finishing 3rd in ucl game

Group stage