football-lounge

[restive summit]

deader*

[granite notch]

This aged well

[coral steppe]

someone explain 2 me why we (liverpool) are playin lik shit this season

[upbeat solstice]

I guess because Mané left

Idk

[coral steppe]

things hve changed when he left

[upbeat solstice]

Yea

[coral steppe]

sad innit

[upbeat solstice]

I think people are starting to realize how much of an impact he had at that club

Now that he’s gone

[coral steppe]

[upbeat solstice]

I really liked him at Liverpool

[coral steppe]

what was gomez doin in matchday 1 uefa

[upbeat solstice]

But I think he wanted another challenge

[granite notch]

Mané has no passion for my club

[coral steppe]

gomez tryna be lik maguire

[coral steppe]

bayern?

[prisma zealot]

https://twitter.com/fireAceee/status/1568279631408627716?s=20&t=YqfFLpEoW_037xxRB4kIrQ

ACE (@fireAceee)

Flops nobody is talking about

Likes

142

Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 4:46 PM

[coral steppe]

werner my guy

[granite notch]

Yep

No willingness

No effort

[upper lark]

bro I literally fell asleep during a ligue 1 game 😭

[upbeat solstice]

Can’t blame you

[visual folio]

https://twitter.com/Squawka/status/1568298439548366848?t=fkAdfYx11244FYEzQqTSUA&s=19

Squawka (@Squawka)

Lionel Messi compared to all players in Europe's top five leagues this season:

◉ Most Big Chances created
◉ Most take-ons completed
◉ Most final ⅓ passes
◉ Most through balls
◉ Highest xA

That's more like it.

Likes

2603

Retweets

454

Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 6:01 PM

[stray talon]

Yeah but im better so

What’s your point

[stark narwhal]

messis left pinky toe has more talent than your entire lifetime

[stray talon]

😭

[stark narwhal]

just saying

[stray talon]

Brothers mad because he knows I’m clear

Messi sucks my left pinky toe

[stark narwhal]

wtf

[stray talon]

See

[leaden crypt]

Onana goat

Lewandowski won't score past him 💯

[granite notch]

Wesley fofana 👀

[vagrant marlin]

Sup guys

Man i gotta be more active fr

[zenith prairie]

Hello

[vagrant marlin]

Sup man

[zenith prairie]

I’m doing great wbu

[vagrant marlin]

Im ok

[silk jasper]

It's my birthday

[low bone]

Does anyone have a good cb positioning guide/ yt tutorial, I normally play CDM but my coah asked to try out on CB tomorrow and i want to impress

[low bone]

Hbd

[silk jasper]

Thank u

[zenith prairie]

Happy birthday!

[silk jasper]

Thank uuu

[silk jasper]

https://youtu.be/gB8BK9eBd7w

https://youtu.be/St9j4atO3g8

@low bone

[low bone]

Thanks a lot

[granite notch]

Hi to yall

[granite notch]

Happy birthday bro💯

[tranquil cradle]

happy 37th bird day

[silk jasper]

Thank u

[silk jasper]

Thanks

[winter goblet]

Happy Birthday bro

[granite notch]

Who do you rank higher in an all-time list?

[dark nymph]

Ney ofc

https://twitter.com/inter_xtra/status/1568374414881726464?s=46&t=FmvNsuIWd9V7wZKKmo4peA

Inter Xtra (@Inter_Xtra)

Vivek Ranadivé, Indian-American businessman, is interested in buying #Inter. He is a majority-owner of the NBA team, the Sacramento Kings, and was part of one of the consortia that took part in the race to buy Chelsea.

[via @tuttosport 🌗]

Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 11:02 PM

Please no

[dull geode]

Ney

[granite notch]

Not the same position, but anyways, who do you rank higher in an all-time list?

[dark nymph]

Zidane is the best midfielder oat and top 5 players oat

Ronaldo isn’t in my top 7 player oat

[desert stone]

cant be having that

my top 5 in no order: messi pele, r9, ronaldo, maradona

[dark nymph]

For me it’s

Messi cr7 zidane maldini maradona

[desert stone]

maldini bro what

[dark nymph]

?

[desert stone]

maldini i dont rate as highly as most do

[dark nymph]

The best defender of all time

He has to be there for me

[desert stone]

for a simple reason

he chokes so badly in the world cup

he might be the biggest world cup choker ever

[dark nymph]

He is still the best defender oat

By a long shot

[desert stone]

for me its baresi

for various reasons

maldini 2nd

[dark nymph]

Baresi is the best cb oat

Maldini is the best overall defender

[desert stone]

baresi 1994...

[dark nymph]

I rate baresi as a cb

But maldini is just much better as an overall player

[desert stone]

baresi in the 1994 world cup and especially in the final against brazil

[leaden crypt]

Zidane

[desert stone]

best defensive performances ive ever seen

but i will say

[granite notch]

I don't have him in my top 5 midfielders oat

[desert stone]

maldini captaining 2 UCL winning teams while being the best defender after the age of 35 is crazy

[dark nymph]

I mean

That’s ridiculous

[granite notch]

2nd greatest defender in the history of the sport

[dark nymph]

But to each their own

[desert stone]

blatant trolling

i'd say

[dark nymph]

Odds on him saying riqueleme is top 5

[granite notch]

Top 50

[granite notch]

Maradona, Matthaus, Platini, Zico and Charlton

[dark nymph]

You can’t be serious

[desert stone]

bro has charlton ahead of zidane

[dark nymph]

Putting charlton over zidane

[desert stone]

and zico

bro

[dark nymph]

And wouldn’t count maradona as a midfielder

[desert stone]

zidane is literally zico but better

[dark nymph]

He played a much more attacking role

[granite notch]

I wouldn't mind Zidane higher tbh

[desert stone]

same with platini

[dark nymph]

My top 5 in no order is

[granite notch]

Played CAM most of his career matches

[desert stone]

sure he won 3 ballon dors but in a weaker era

[granite notch]

He only played as SS under Bilardo

[granite notch]

Not really tbh. He was amazing in Juve and Saint Ettiene, plus his 1984 euros performance is ridiculous

Platini went head to head against Maradona in Serie A. The best players of the 80s

[desert stone]

zidanes world cup performance in 1998 and 2006 outweigh that plus he has a euro title too

[granite notch]

Great numbers considering the 80s where one of the most defensive eras in football

[dark nymph]

Zidane modric mathaus platini pirlo

That’s my 5

[granite notch]

Nah

[desert stone]

modric tf

[granite notch]

Modric over Xavi and Didi is insane

[desert stone]

also wheres xavi and iniesta fam

[dark nymph]

I rate modric higher than both

[desert stone]

unless u wanna say they got carried by messi

i dont

[dark nymph]

They didn’t

[desert stone]

modrics 2018 world cup performances was so massively overrated

[dark nymph]

But i just think modric is a better player

[granite notch]

Why?

[dark nymph]

And has done alot more

[desert stone]

i dont actually think that i was just saying maybe thats his argument

[dark nymph]

He carried his country to a world cup final won 4-5 ucls a ballondor

And has had a longer career than both

[granite notch]

That doesn't mean he's a better player

[dark nymph]

For me it does

[desert stone]

he didnt carry at all, i dont understand this narrative. saved by rakitic against russia, saved by subasic against denmark, saved by mandzukic against england after putting up average performances in all those games. he was brilliant in the group stages but if you check the actual statistics in those games it wasnt as impressive as people say it was

he was just the best player on the team

longevity wise sure you can make an argument

ballon dor was undeserved too ronaldo or messi were better

[dark nymph]

He was the main reason croatia even had a chance at getting to the final

And he deserved the ballondor

[granite notch]

Luis Suarez, Gianni Rivera, Schiaffino, Rijkaard, Zidane, Didi, Xavi, Neeskens, Charlton, Platini, Zico, Matthaus, Maradona, Andrade, Iniesta... Idk if i'd consider Modric top 10 tbh

[granite notch]

Not over Ronaldo imo

[desert stone]

modric was the best player on the team but he didnt carry. rakitic, subasic, lovren and mandzukic all played really well

[desert stone]

idk where id put him

zidane
xavi
iniesta
platini
modric
pirlo
matthaus

somewhere around there

and i dont consider maradona to be a mid

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/hmmmmm12394/status/1568281191849283584?s=46&t=Klo9ousQLKYGO5oPnFRUkw

hmmm (@hmmmmm12394)

What's everyone's journey as a football fan? Mine is :

2008 - 2010 (Chelsea)
2010 - 2014 (Barca)
2014 - 2018 (Madrid)
2018 - present ( Man city)

reply and quote with yours

Likes

445

Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 4:52 PM

[granite notch]

What about Zico?

[dark nymph]

This is genuinely embarrassing ngl

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[subtle galleon]

where is bayern?

[upper lark]

Haha 😂

[subtle galleon]

inter?

united is more of 2000s so not countin

[mellow skiff]

Have any of you gotten the album?

[strong canopy]

How do I get better and stronger kicks

[runic gull]

Mostly technique

[strong canopy]

What technique should I use?

[runic gull]

Depends what u want to achieve isn’t it

But it mostly comes from practising when it comes to learning how to properly strike a ball

[stark narwhal]

try kicking with the shoelace of your shoe

i mean you should probably not ask a discord server

maybe try to get some tips from like coaches or just youtube videos

[strong canopy]

Kk

[tranquil blade]

loosen your leg when you strike and follow through

[stark narwhal]

im real bad at explaining stuff

[granite notch]

I can't believe this isn't satire

[woven comet]

Its about burnley's win against liverpool at anfield 🔥

[cursive robin]

When is Tuchel gonna be on there

[spiral musk]

I watched that video. It’s very very good

One of the best of all time

The Coach’s Voices is an awesome channel. It had Pep Ljinders doing the Liverpool comeback against Barcelona

[strange scarab]

ok

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1568176510326001665?t=0vKevOxp8IDOr5t7ruawQg&s=19

SPORTbible (@sportbible)

If you press this button, you can change the career of ONE injury-prone player. Which player are you choosing?

Likes

3734

Retweets

128

Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 9:56 AM

[tranquil cradle]

Erm hazard

[vagrant marlin]

Wtf is that bro

Well, i dont rlly care abt euro football but this shi is insane

[stark narwhal]

ronaldo nazario

[tranquil cradle]

???

[granite notch]

Van Basten

[silver roost]

R9

After we went to Real

He can miss Barcelona games

[final valley]

El fenómeno Ronaldo

[nocturne tartan]

Guys did you heard reason why queen died?

She was Liverpool’s fan

[karmic cairn]

[deft vortex]

Any sport >>>>>>football

💀

[daring summit]

because she isnt alive anymore

[wispy lark]

🤝

[wispy lark]

This is the smartest thing I heard today

[late zinc]

People talk about Kvara scoring 4 goals in 6 games. He was substituted in every game though. played only 300 minutes. which is 50 min per game if u divide 300 to 6 lol

crazy

[native lance]

Nunez man

That player is so bad

Worst 100M spent of all time

Bro grealish is better then him

Haaland was worth like 56M and is way better

[ruby hedge]

when did witsel join madrid

[native lance]

He didn't?

[silver roost]

Chill he just joined

[silver roost]

Well everyone knew that

[native lance]

Haaland 10 goals

Nunez 1 goal

100M vs 56M

[silver roost]

The reason y Haaland was cheaper was coz bvb sell cheap and he had release clause

Gundogan was sold for peasants to Mancity considering the type of mid and value he had

Haaland price had nothing to do with his value

[native lance]

Well

[silver roost]

He was right there with mbappe among best young players before he joined city

[native lance]

Darwin is still a flop for that cash, 100M Is like nothing to football nowadays, bro I remember iniesta went to barca for like 30M I'm sure

Messi isn't worth 100M in his time

Ronaldo too

Any player

[silver roost]

Literally chelsea paying 80 million for Fofana and Kepa

[native lance]

That's such a waste of cash

If football had that money in 2012

You will see the best signings

20M each big player

[silver roost]

They both were worth 100 million

[native lance]

Reasonable signings are 40M-30M

[silver roost]

Ronaldo even went close to that for Real

And he became an even better player at Real

[native lance]

If Darwin Nunez was alive in the old times, Liverpool would of bought him for 16M

I ain't even joking

That's his proper value

Everything went nuts after psg payed 222M for neymar

That's the downfall of football

[silver roost]

Inflation in football is still not as much as inflation in lifestyle here nowadays

[native lance]

Fr

[silver roost]

Btw I think if this continues Klopp will get sacked/leave lfc mutually

Kinda similar thing happened in his last season with bvb

[native lance]

Why does klopp fall off

After managing a club every 7 years

[silver roost]

He doesn’t fall his team does

[native lance]

Every 7 years his club falls off

Weird coincidence

[silver roost]

Well not everyone can manage a club for 20 yrs

[native lance]

True

[silver roost]

With high intensity football maybe players lose steam after some time or something

With mourinho the duration is 3 years

Before team loses steam

[silver roost]

I mean that has just happened with bvb and maybe happening with lfc(can’t say till season ends for sure)

2 instances aren’t a trend

[native lance]

I just searched how long inhalers work for

7 years

[silver roost]

Technically u are wrong but a good joke on klopp☕

[silk tapir]

[hasty fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/its-matchday-gif-25054165

[random vault]

[chrome stag]

The queen dead

[azure escarp]

yeah😭

[past wave]

Hello

Any footy on

Or still mopping bout the queen

[cosmic plover]

Soccer is not a real sport and here is why

Because it's called 'football'

[compact raft]

wait what

[remote snow]

How can you hate the little man?

Little man does rough tackles too btw

[native lance]

What a legend

[native lance]

Really

Didn't know that

[proven burrow]

Klopp vs Pep in El Clasico would be great

[fallow bolt]

kante hotel trivago lol

[granite notch]

Change my team to liverpool

[zenith prairie]

You can update your into and then we will put you in the fan channel

[granite notch]

Ok

How?

[zenith prairie]

Enter ‘//intro’ in #bot-sandbox

[granite notch]

Done

[sonic harbor]

??

😭😭

[tardy oracle]

when is the premier league gonna start back again?

[tardy oracle]

why isnt angelino playing

[woeful epoch]

He's at Hoffenheim

[tardy oracle]

😳

why isnt

haaland playing for dortmund

[woeful epoch]

Where is lewandowski for bayern

[tardy oracle]

mane>

[woeful epoch]

@ruby hedge

[ruby hedge]

my god

[woeful epoch]

It's happening

[ruby hedge]

everyone calm down

[granite notch]

Who has the highest attendance this season

[stray talon]

Me

[burnt thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[stray talon]

Cringe asf

Barca are getting shat on

[tardy oracle]

agreed

[woeful epoch]

@flat moth bvb rbl channel?

@modern palm

[modern palm]

Yeah alright

[woeful epoch]

ty

[modern palm]

It’s in 3 minutes right?

[woeful epoch]

yes

[vast sandal]

#1018150954606006272 is now open. Please move related discussions there

#1018151135388905593 is now open. Please move related discussions there

[sterile sinew]

If anyone has nike or Adidas cleats please send me a pic

[left fractal]

i saw this

W barca

[burnt thorn]

Espanyol 0:1 Sevilla

Lamela

[ruby hedge]

cold

[silver roost]

How did barca defense went from garbage to usable in a season?

[red mantle]

It's been 5 games lol

[burnt thorn]

Espanyol 0:2 Sevilla

[dark haven]

Idk

It's a coincidence innit

[upbeat solstice]

Are you guys collecting the Qatar World Cup stickers?

[dark haven]

No

[upbeat solstice]

Oh

I am

[dark haven]

What stickers do you have so far

[vast sandal]

#1018172602524643360 is now open. Please move related discussions there

[burnt thorn]

Espanyol goal

[dull geode]

Kounde-Araujo cooking, prime ter stegen is back e.t.c

[woeful epoch]

Los Gehts

[leaden crypt]

De ligt ahahahhahaha

I warned bayern fans about de pen

Everyone hyped him and that's the result

[flint coral]

tf

he plays very well

everyone fouled someone in his life

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[granite notch]

Just wait till the Tuesday match after that they will all finally shut up about our team

De ligt this mane that

Gnabry this

Hello guys

[flint coral]

that is true

we will against barca

and all haters are gone hopefully

[granite notch]

Inshallah

[flint coral]

but the bundesliga table looks crazy right now

[granite notch]

Istg my Barca friends keep messaging me and annoying me every bundesliga match day

[granite notch]

We all know who wins it at the end of the day inshallah

[flint coral]

yes i hope so

the match will be tense

[granite notch]

True

I just hope sane or de ligt don't get yellow cards that match

Bad time to get warned right before the Barca match

[burnt thorn]

Four teams on 12 points

[woeful epoch]

No wonder its the best itw

[flint coral]

Freiburg and Union can reach the first places

but they have difficult opponents

[subtle wren]

I realize what happened to furth and arminia

[dull geode]

Have some shame for once I beg!

[granite notch]

@granite notch I want the winner to be decided on the last match day... between multiple teams

[honest garden]

zzz

[granite notch]

Not like a 12 points clear win

[upbeat solstice]

Surely we beat Cadiz by at least 4 goals

[burnt thorn]

The difference between 1st and 11th in the Bundesliga is 4 points.

[fervent jacinth]

Should be about time for a new team following their timing

[foggy lion]

Bayern mudded

no Lewa no party

[wise cargo]

my brother was really saying ferran torres is better then mohammed kudus 🤣

[subtle galleon]

no bayern domination?

[woeful epoch]

?

[vast sandal]

#1018193551688994957 is now open. Please move related discussions there

[dull geode]

Losing against barca

[wise cargo]

barca will win 100%

i hope someone else will win the bundesliga instead of bayern

[vast sandal]

#1018196149582172190 is now open. Please move related discussions there

[granite notch]

It would be refreshing @wise cargo not gonna lie

but still very unlikely

[wise cargo]

yeah, i dont like bayern at all even when gravenberch mazraoui and de ligt are playing there

and i support barca a bit and they are very good imo

[granite notch]

I mean it's not like Bayern can let teams beat them to be more competitive

[granite notch]

Why not

[wise cargo]

because they only dominate and win 🤣

not that its with the club but just how good they are and that its not fun to watch bundesliga

but take it as a compliment i guess and i watch them sometimes if gravenberch play

[ruby hedge]

https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophyEU/status/1568621401099177985?s=20&t=-v9l9aEc5TXf3psvIyt23g

The xG Philosophy 🇪🇺 (@xGPhilosophyEU)

RB Leipzig (1.83) 3-0 (0.39) Dortmund

Likes

891

Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 3:24 PM

🤐

[tawdry copper]

Mbappé Ronaldo fan boy 😭

Trying to prevent Messi from scoring 😭😭😭

[tawdry copper]

It's a real tweet wtf

[woeful epoch]

Yes

[woeful epoch]

Owned portmund

[ruby hedge]

😔

mudded but mudded together

🤝

[mighty garden]

Sule is shit

[dull geode]

I warned you pal

[woeful epoch]

• didn't watch the game

[woeful epoch]

Fr

[mighty garden]

He’s obese

[woeful epoch]

Still runs faster than any of ur cbs

[mighty garden]

Rudiger and militao smoke him

[granite notch]

How is that something to not like a club for

[wise cargo]

i dont hate them but just dont like them and i like dortmund more

[granite notch]

Well I can't force you to like Bayern

[wise cargo]

if gravenberch plays every match then i like bayern

because gravenberch was my favorite player 🥲

[granite notch]

Was?

Who is your favorite player now

[silk tapir]

me pronouncing club's names this week

[wise cargo]

mohammed kudus

[granite notch]

Ah ok

[wise cargo]

best player right now from ajax and i just love him how he never lose the ball

who is ur favorite player ?

[wise cargo]

i already watched jong ajax last year because of him so its not that i only like him because he is the best or one of the best players at ajax

[granite notch]

i got punished for sending a touch grass pic 😭😭

now im gonna get punished for saying i got punished

[wise cargo]

by who did u got punished ?

[granite notch]

by some random mod

[dull geode]

Militass😭

[dull geode]

First time?

[granite notch]

Erling Haaland

[stark narwhal]

holy shit dortmund is finished

how did they lose to peipzig

[lilac gate]

That's Dortmund for ya

[granite notch]

Rn in Europe probably musiala

Guy has been doing amazing

Outside of Europe ighalo

Man has been doing all hilals work

Our other attackers Don't even have to show up to matches

[wise cargo]

people really like musiala atm

[granite notch]

Yes

[tawdry copper]

Messi : 4 Goals 7 Assist
Haaland : 10 Goals 1 Assist
Neymar : 7 Goals 6 Assists
Cristiano : Ronaldo

[desert stone]

neymar 10 goals and 8 assists

but bodied my idol ronaldo

[stark narwhal]

[tawdry copper]

That's 18 more G/A than my idolo

[red mantle]

[grizzled karma]

I bet for Ajax, Barcelona, Madrid, PSG and Inter

I hope I can win this one :p

[dull geode]

Benzema come outside

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-lewandowski-barcelona-lewandowski-barca-lewandowski-barcelona-gif-26541921

BEST STRIKER ITW

[alpine fern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2UT1AmyZFE Shutup , listen , the debate is over.

it is 2019

[wise cargo]

its clear messi is better so u dont have to send it

[alpine fern]

but i do think CR7 is finished

[wise cargo]

i also do as a man utd fan

[alpine fern]

nah bro there are some people out there

[wise cargo]

its normal. there are always stupid people

[alpine fern]

facts

[wise cargo]

in my land people really are saying that obispo and trauner are better then timber while he won talent and eredivisie player of the year so without european competitio

n

[alpine fern]

like my g CR7 isn't working

[blazing spruce]

dybala is more finished

[alpine fern]

Are you mad.

[blazing spruce]

???

[wise cargo]

i dont even want cr7 to play a single minute in man utd

[blazing spruce]

why would i be mad at a fraud like dybala

[alpine fern]

the man can still ping and score

[blazing spruce]

he cant

hes actually so bad

people were hyping him up like hes good

[alpine fern]

i miss old paulo

[blazing spruce]

you cant be getting locked down vs ludogorets lol

[alpine fern]

https://tenor.com/view/dybalamask-juventus-dybala-paulodybala-paulo-gif-11666523

those were the days.

[blazing spruce]

finished player

[dark nymph]

Dybala shouldn’t be called up for the world cup

[alpine fern]

finished hairline

https://tenor.com/view/gold-gun-gif-4837822

gold trigger

https://tenor.com/view/barney-rubble-the-flintstones-digging-dirt-dig-with-shovel-digs-a-hole-gif-19273256

gold digger

https://tenor.com/view/d3va-hog-rider-clash-of-clans-clash-royale-supercell-gif-24467102

[desert stone]

bro got muted

[small valve]

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/albicelestetalk/status/1568663548158410769?s=46&t=mGVFqwzsWVli5QXcLyvCPA

All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 (@AlbicelesteTalk)

Lautaro tonight:

most completed dribbles (3)
most fouled player (3)
won the most duels (9)

His link-up play, technique and playmaking was always good, but now he gained much strength on pre-season and learned to play with his back, which help’s so much, plus he’s more mature.

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Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 6:11 PM

He is becoming the player we always expected him to be

Top tier striker

[wise cargo]

no pls not bassey 🥲

commentator just said the only thing that can happen to ajax is a injury and 2 minutes later he got injured

we cant miss him against liverpool 😦

[true pumice]

who?

[true pumice]

oh nvm

[dark haven]

This team is better than all the teams itw

Sigma fc is the best team itw

[ruby hedge]

@woeful epoch which channel you at

[stark narwhal]

3 games in a row where someone got a red

wtf

[dark haven]

Sigma males are not afraid to get a red card

They will do anything to defend their team

Even if it means getting a red

[woeful epoch]

The second bro one

Wby 💔💔

[ruby hedge]

im at english football 💔 💔

end of an era

[stark narwhal]

crat how did dortmund lose to leipzig

[woeful epoch]

We are shit

[woeful epoch]

💔💔ffs man

[mighty garden]

Everything is split nowadays

Overpopulation

[wise cargo]

u guys have more points then dortmund

*bayern

[wise cargo]

do u know if liverpool-ajax gets played. if so good luck with defending kudus

[vestal citrus]

Pin this
If man city loses this year's UCL
yall need to add my punishment points to 9

[zenith prairie]

Bahahah

Bet

[runic gull]

Kalo ain’t holding back 💀

[runic gull]

Wait didn’t u support queens park raisins? Wow see how this plastic switched up so quick 😭

[zenith prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/thierryhenry-laugh-smile-henry-wobble-gif-9943138

[vestal citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/my-girl-seal-friendship-its-a-deal-seal-spit-gif-17005706

[zenith prairie]

[runic gull]

Yeah I got you there idolo

I bet ur a United fan who lives in the south

Only an assumption tho

[vestal citrus]

Ruben pls change ur pfp

Wait u aint useless rite?

[runic gull]

No he’s my idolo

[runic gull]

https://tenor.com/view/am-i-laughing-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-12487326

[vestal citrus]

Yep ok change ur pfp ffs
Thas a disgrace for peaky blinders

Wallahi bro why an anime girl

[runic gull]

https://tenor.com/view/no-disagree-wrong-no-way-nope-gif-26119768

[vestal citrus]

Bro someday Thomas or finn or arthur or someone from peaky blinders is gonna wake up and kill ya

[runic gull]

https://tenor.com/view/peaky-blinders-gif-26516992

[vestal citrus]

I mean like lizzy or grace is good but why tf did u put an anime girl

[runic gull]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-quotes-gif-26004092

[fallow bolt]

bro tom shelby chad but he look ugly lowkey

[granite notch]

being a Dortmund fan must be the most annoying shit in the world

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[granite notch]

always waiting for Bayern to struggle and when they do (which rarely happens anyways) Dortmund instantly bottle whatever chance they have

[dull geode]

Bvb finished that's why

[wise cargo]

the big kudus with another 2 goals today 😎

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/barcauniversal/status/1568684019910328320?s=21&t=YjFtVguwRn43fdK_kCWR8A

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Barcelona have scored 20 goals and only conceded 2 goals in the last five matches.

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Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 7:33 PM

[ocean marsh]

LewanBallski

[dull geode]

I'm going back deep to see who said xavi won't cook for barca

[prisma zealot]

we've only conceded 1 goal the whole season so far thats mad

[tawdry copper]

Xavi is a great manager and a great player

[dull geode]

I swear you were one of the few who stated xavi won't cook for barca

[stark narwhal]

and it was from a mistake

no attack could beat us

[wise cargo]

yeah thats crazy. im ajax fan and a bit barca and a little bit man utd because of the ajax players but barca and ajax are playing mad rn

[dull geode]

Dembele is the best winger itw

[stark narwhal]

thats a stretch and a half

[wise cargo]

lets fucking gooo 😁 bassey can probably play against liverpoop on tuesday

[dull geode]

one of the best

[foggy lion]

Why did crat get muted

Oh I see that BVB lost to Leipzig

so I think I know why

[woeful epoch]

Level on points.

[woeful epoch]

Was fun before

Still was in Jan to May 2021

Hiring Rose and then sacking wasn't the right thing to do, glad they got taught a lesson

[dull geode]

u are supposed to be muted

[woeful epoch]

Sampdoria scored

[prisma zealot]

https://twitter.com/LaLigaEN/status/1568682712122421248?s=20&t=GluUM9RZIBwkQT8nibrJLQ

LaLiga English (@LaLigaEN)

Xavi equals the record of 17 games unbeaten away from home set by Zinedine Zidane back in 2016!

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Retweets

1002

Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 7:27 PM

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/FTalentScout/status/1568688626124607488?t=oddUzHUqn6jURnD_yJIIFQ&s=19

Football Talent Scout - Jacek Kulig (@FTalentScout)

Lamine Yamal's week:

☑️made his UEFA Youth League debut

☑️became Barcelona's youngest player ever to play in the UEFA Youth League

☑️scored a brace on his league debut for Barcelona U-19

15 years of age. Elite talent. 🔵🔴

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238

Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 7:51 PM

[prisma zealot]

@woeful epoch its not looking good brev

coman and musiala out

[woeful epoch]

Hmm

[woeful epoch]

No

[burnt thorn]

CAF Champions League winners Wydad is losing in the supercup to Berkane

0:2

[granite notch]

No lol

Mahrez salah sancho mane Neymar all clear lol

[left wasp]

Neymar now? I wouldn't say so in his prime definitely

[stark narwhal]

salah 😭

[granite notch]

He’s just in an environment good enough to prove himself

If he was in la liga he would prove being one of the best atm

[granite notch]

Yes not best form atm but he will be back even tho I don’t like him

[stark narwhal]

dembele > salah currently

plus mane plays as a 9 for bayern currently

sancho is a bit iffy at times

neymar is the only w you stated

same with mahrez

[granite notch]

Most of them are still better

I’d take dembele only if I have one of these on the other side

[dull geode]

I'm fucking wheezing 😭😭😭

This guy said mane like he's been good at bayern, mahrez, SALAH, and Sancho 😭😭😭😭

Neymar, yeah understandably

[granite notch]

U telling me u think dembele is better than Mahrez and salah and Sancho ? ☠️

[woeful epoch]

Salah has been fine

[terse peak]

I’d still take salah

Dembele it’s just waiting for another injury

[prisma zealot]

😭 😭 😭

sancho and mahrez lmao

and if we are basing it on this season non of the 3 come close

[granite notch]

Mahrez is clear of most wingers rn dude 💀

U don’t realize how heavy he’s carrying city 💀

[opal tartan]

overrated bloke

[tranquil cradle]

Hes pretty good rn

[coarse surge]

mahrez starts?

[granite notch]

Wdym

[sonic harbor]

Sancho ??

[coarse surge]

for city

[sonic harbor]

He’s got 0 goal involvements this season ?

[granite notch]

Season just started 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ last season mahrez was unbeatable

[sonic harbor]

But you said rn

Last season isn’t right now

[granite notch]

Rn counts the end of last season

If we only say this season start then we can say rashford > Messi 💀

Even tho messi clear

[prisma zealot]

no

because messi has actually been better

if you watched the games

and not how many goals he scored

hes been the best playmaker this season

[granite notch]

You’re comparing stats so am I

[sonic harbor]

Bro what

You’re waffling

[coarse surge]

so confusing

[plucky sandal]

Dembele is the second best winger itw atm

[late zinc]

Barca fans were too excited about winning against Plzen

like they won to Bayern lol

(I'm Barca fan too)

[coarse surge]

true

they finally good again

[upbeat solstice]

What?

Have you seen Messi lately?

[cursive granite]

Lewandowski carrying Barca on his back

[upbeat solstice]

He’s been good so far this season

I know rashford has been good aswell, but Messi has been better

[granite notch]

I hope we do bruh💀

[coral steppe]

did they show the man who lost consciousness in that match of barca vs cadiz

[clear hill]

why is Ronaldo regarded as a sub for man utd

[late zinc]

no one is problem in man u

except one guy

[clear hill]

i wonder who that is

And is also

Sitting on the bench

[heavy crest]

Messi is better than rashford rn

Fum

Fym

[heavy crest]

Obviously

[stark narwhal]

messi is better than rashford this season

what

messi has the 2nd most assists itw currently

right below his teammate neymar

matter of fact i think theyre tied up

and bro literally scored a bicycle kick before rashford even began to start for united

[granite notch]

Tricycle kick*

[granite notch]

Doesn’t fit ten Hag ball

He was bad in Europa league

[restive summit]

kvara still clear tho

[tawdry copper]

Factos 👍 👀

bUt BUT RoNAldo hAs A MoRe SuCcEsSFuL iNterNationAL CarEer

[leaden crypt]

Nah bro 2nd and 3rd place medals are for losers😭

But yh messi goat

He owns ronny

[tawdry copper]

True they are for losers

Because they did not win

[leaden crypt]

No i mean flexing those is for losers

[tawdry copper]

So what

We're not gonna include them in the stats now?

Even making a World Cup final is HUGE

[leaden crypt]

Fair point

[stark narwhal]

exactly

“but but if lost it doesnt count 😢 “

[vagrant marlin]

U20 doesnt count tho

[stark narwhal]

he would still have more achievements even without it

[vagrant marlin]

Exactly

[vagrant marlin]

Didnt win tho

[stark narwhal]

its more of an achievement of never getting to the final

cough ronaldo

[spice pewter]

i got banned from a fifa server because i sent a pic of my cat and apparently he looks like the funny moustache man

and i got banned for that

funny thing is its a populalr one

[leaden crypt]

Yeah i think messi owns ronaldo

[granite notch]

no one cares about friendlies against Chile and Colombia

[stark narwhal]

ronaldo faces teams like fucking montenegro

dont even

[violet iron]

Sup people

[granite notch]

monte who

mate

[violet iron]

I mean, both continents have really shit nations

[stark narwhal]

south america is harder than europe

[granite notch]

False

[stark narwhal]

not false

[violet iron]

South America's more balanced in a way

[granite notch]

It's just brazil and Argentina and there's a gap after that

[stark narwhal]

south america has some of the harshest climates to play in, with highly defensive teams and very physical teams

[violet iron]

Physical indeed

[stark narwhal]

argentina and brazil struggle against some of those south american teams

[violet iron]

Bloodbaths everywhere lol

[stark narwhal]

meanwhile portugal facing albania and montenegro just statpadding ronaldo

[granite notch]

Dirty teams*

[stark narwhal]

in south america theres a lot more competition for who’ll qualify for the world cup

and especially in copa america, thats a bloodbath

and the good thing about south america is that every single country has won the copa america before

well most

venezuela hasnt

theres around possibly 20 or more teams in europe that can barely even go against venezuela

and dont even start about venezuela’s home

[cursive python]

who tf is Venezuela

[violet iron]

Brazil & Argentina are kinda in a tier of their own, but that tier isn't too dramatically better than the rest of South & Central America. Arguably, there's a smaller gap between Brazil + Argentina & the rest of the Americas than there is between Europe's powerhouses & the lesser nations.

[stark narwhal]

[cursive python]

name me one good player from that nation

[violet iron]

The birthplace of an ex-F1/demo derby driver lol

[stark narwhal]

exactly

[stark narwhal]

machis

[cursive python]

who

I only know Salomon Rondon

[cursive python]

then Asia should be considered tough

[stark narwhal]

player playing for granada in spain

he isnt half bad

[cursive python]

they are like in 2nd division

[stark narwhal]

No

because brazil and argentina struggle against south american sides

[cursive python]

Asian climate is tougher to play in than South American

African is also tougher

[violet iron]

I mean kinda, problem is we aren't exactly the most physical people lol

[cursive python]

park the bus teams are everywhere

[stark narwhal]

mostly south america

teams like portugal for example would suffer in south america

[cursive python]

thats why Brazil and Argentina put up 4+ goals on average in each game on that continent

[stark narwhal]

No

[cursive python]

you cant convince me someone like Paraguay can even challenge Brazil

[stark narwhal]

paraguay make neymar dive all the way back to paris

[cursive python]

Neymar exposes Chilean and Bolivian defenders

only thing going for these nations is their weather

quality? not even close

[stark narwhal]

oh actually venezuela has won a copa america before

bolivia hasnt

yeah my bad

[cursive python]

and Greece has won Euros

what's your point

[stark narwhal]

weather?

its not the weather

[vast sandal]

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[stark narwhal]

lets see france trying to play in venezuela

sure

they would win

but they would struggle like crazy

venezuela’s air is really thin

[cursive python]

not a single Venezuelan player would even make France's reserves

[cursive python]

thats what I am saying

only saving grace for them is climate

not quality

[stark narwhal]

yes

[cursive python]

but let them play in Europe, and its 9-0 before half time

[stark narwhal]

yeah

thats why i said i would like to see any european team try playing in south america

key word in

[cursive python]

yeah but argument can be made for the other

how about South American teams trying to play in Europe

it goes both ways

and plus, Brazil and Argentina are probably used to playing Bolivia and Peru every year

[violet iron]

The Americas would likely be very warm, Europe would likely be cooler barring a few exceptions

[stark narwhal]

yes south america is very hot

[cursive python]

warm isnt a problem for nations like Italy and Spain

it would be a problem for England

[violet iron]

Like I said, barring a few exceptions

[stark narwhal]

especially england

i would love to see england play at colombia home

that would be a joy to watch

[cursive python]

but teams like Peru would also hate playing in cold snow against likes of Poland

[stark narwhal]

in peru it gets cold

peru has pretty much almost every single climate you can think of

[cursive python]

plus Colombia fell off

they arent the same team they used to be

[stark narwhal]

yeah

thankfully

cough

we own them

[cursive python]

insignificant is pretty equal though

[stark narwhal]

we own you colombia

[stark narwhal]

the rest is a blowout

[cursive python]

neither have had amazing international careers in all honesty

[zealous drum]

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap BARCA clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap BARCA clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap BARCA

[stark narwhal]

what

[cursive python]

we will stop the clapping dont worry

[stark narwhal]

dont talk so soon

[cursive python]

they may have improved but I am confident in my team

plus would be nice to give the "something died inside me" man a taste of his own medicine

[violet iron]

Idk how confident I am in my club rn

Our start's been dreadful

[cursive python]

yall look ass

[languid cove]

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

[cursive python]

yeah just wait

[languid cove]

We got lewa

[cursive python]

so?

we know him the best and how he plays

[dark epoch]

Screenshot 🚶‍♂️

[cursive python]

I mean they are

they just lost 4-1 to Napoli

[dark epoch]

Barca????

[cursive python]

no Liverpool

[languid cove]

Ok it will def be a good match we aren't getting thrashed again

[stark narwhal]

liverpool idiot

[dark epoch]

Oh yeah they are ass

Nvm

[languid cove]

I just wanna see revenge

[dark epoch]

Carry on

[cursive python]

wish we thrashed Inter ffs Nagelsmann

[stark narwhal]

i guess you kind of did

they lost 2 nil at home

a bit embarrassing

[cursive python]

yeah but we couldve scored more

[dark epoch]

Dembele gonna run riot if you play a high line

[stark narwhal]

true

[cursive python]

we always play a high line

[stark narwhal]

cuadrado would know

[languid cove]

U guys tied 2-2 to Stuttgart

I'm feeling optimistic

Barca are winning

[stark narwhal]

and we tied against rayo

stop talking

[cursive python]

we always start badly in Bundesliga

[dark epoch]

That’s why salzburg countered you alot last year I believe

[cursive python]

just to give others false hope

Leipzig beat BVB 3-0

[languid cove]

Not recently tho

[cursive python]

yet got smashed 4-1 by Shakhtar

[dark epoch]

Bvb is cheeks i called that leipzig would win

[granite notch]

the4-1 happened first

[stark narwhal]

therefore shakhtar would beat dortmund 7-1

[cursive python]

we tied to Union and then beat Inter

this logic doesnt work

[stark narwhal]

fifa logic

[dark epoch]

Atleast we aint out here losing to dinamo like some “best league in the world” teams

[cursive python]

Serie A is so mid

[dark epoch]

Can’t tell when last one of them got to ko

[languid cove]

R u a psg fan?

[dark epoch]

Milan got grouped last season

[dark epoch]

Yes paris runs through my blood

[cursive python]

if PSG dont pick up maximum points in their group, that will be yikes

Juve arent that good

[dark epoch]

Ucl can be unpredictable but i think we will

[languid cove]

Xaviout?

Nah bro

[cursive python]

shit I kinda wish we were playing at Camp Nou first

[languid cove]

Why?

[dark epoch]

Why

[cursive python]

because getting away games out of the way is better

ideal for us wouldve been Inter away, Plzen at home, and Barca away as first three

[dark epoch]

Y’all have the advantage of your fans the last two games rarely matter imo

[cursive python]

I am not saying we cant win at Allianz of course

[granite notch]

*Spotify Camp Nou

[dark epoch]

Finish second so we can get another psg bayern blood battle

[cursive python]

no finishing 2nd would suck

gotta finish 1st

you can have Barca

[dark epoch]

Imagine finishing second and getting city rip

[cursive python]

teams I would not wanna play if we were in those stages:
round of 16: Milan
quarter finals: PSG
semi finals: Man City
final: Real Madrid

[dark epoch]

Madrid will sit back and through ball to vini and inshallah

[languid cove]

Madrid last year was crazy

[cursive python]

but like

Madrid in a UCL final

are unbeatable

its just how it is

so if we make the final

I dont want to play them

because I know their players will just turn up

[dark epoch]

Pretty sure they were out played in all legs and still won every match

[cursive python]

they werent outplayed vs Chelsea in 1st leg

thats one

[dark epoch]

Fair enough

Benz header

[cursive python]

I would say they were worse vs PSG in 2nd leg than vs City in 2nd leg

[dark epoch]

Best header I’ve seen in recent years

[cursive python]

even though City was closer to knocking them out

[stark narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/netherlands-can-vanpersie-soccer-gif-10252053

[cursive python]

City were just so tight in the back until that last few minutes

[dark epoch]

Until donna wanted to be neymar vs benz they were non existent

Donna woke up the beast

[dark epoch]

Benz header clear

[cursive python]

yeah but PSG still had some vulnerabilities in the back

City straight up didnt

[stark narwhal]

nah

[cursive python]

I predicted Kimpembe disasterclass btw

[dark epoch]

That too marquinhos turned Maguire assisting benz

[stark narwhal]

psg are the kings of bottling leads

[cursive python]

PSG and City

[stark narwhal]

mostly psg

[dark epoch]

Can’t even disagree at this poiny

Point

[cursive python]

tbh

[dark epoch]

[cursive python]

I knew they would bottle

they had Pochettino

the ultimate choker

who brought Spurs energy into PSG

[stark narwhal]

pochettino cant coach

[cursive python]

bro once Benzema made it 1-1

I knew bottling was on

[dark epoch]

Stop the cap before that donna mistake everyone thought it was gg

[cursive python]

I mean fair enough

but after that mistake

most knew how it would go

[stark narwhal]

marquinhos disasterclass vs madrid

[dark epoch]

After that mistake i wanted to jump through my tv and do things to donna i shall not say

[stark narwhal]

masterclass* world class assist to benzema to gain the lead

[cursive python]

Navas is better than Donna

not even joking

[stark narwhal]

no shit

[cursive python]

Milan got a better keeper in Maignan

[stark narwhal]

donna is shit

[cursive python]

they upgraded over Donna

[dark epoch]

Donna is younger with room for growth that’s the only difference

[cursive python]

dont worry

president Mbappe will sort it out

[stark narwhal]

donna dodges crosses like theyre going to kill him

“next buffon”

[dark epoch]

He actually likes to go for crosses wym? His anticipation is where the issue lies

[cursive python]

Donnarumma's main issue is he cant do anything with his feet

he always passes straight to opponents

[dark epoch]

He’s improving at that too

Only thing that scares me is crosses and parries

He has good reflex and 1v1 saves

[cursive python]

he is tall

[dark epoch]

But like i said his anticipation

You have to know where the ball is going before running out

He just runs out and pray its close to him

[cursive python]

dude sounds like De Gea

[stark narwhal]

w donnarumma

[stark narwhal]

no de gea is horrible

[cursive python]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcSMog5XEAU-jJs?format=jpg&name=large

this is actually an underrated window

even though everyone there is washed

[stark narwhal]

de gea has some good moments here and there but most of the time he is terrible

but united fans meatride him like hes prime casillas

[vast sandal]

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[cursive python]

United fans should begin talking about Mr. 007

Mr. 100 Claps

[stark narwhal]

ronaldo is shit

[cursive python]

Mr. ruining clubs and trying to escape

[stark narwhal]

he shouldnt even be on the bench, he should be on the reserves

[dark epoch]

He did come out when he shouldn’t have

[cursive python]

notice how Juve's dominance ended when Ronaldo joined them

and United went from 2nd to 6th after Ronaldo joined them

[stark narwhal]

exactly

[cursive python]

he scores goals yes

but he kills team morale

[dark epoch]

Ronaldo ruins teams

[stark narwhal]

yes

[cursive python]

if Ronaldo came to Bayern

we would be worse

[violet iron]

He scores but doesn't have much of a positive effect otherwise

[stark narwhal]

im so glad bayern didnt take ronaldo

[dark epoch]

Man u went from ucl to europa league

[stark narwhal]

that would be another elite team down the drain

[dark epoch]

First dortmund title in ten years incoming

[cursive python]

I was actually scared it could happen

because on paper it made sense

[stark narwhal]

but then bayern declined

thank the lords

[cursive python]

yeah but at the same time

we are playing without a striker

[stark narwhal]

mane is fine as a no. 9

[cursive python]

true

[stark narwhal]

also choupo moting is the goat of all football

[cursive python]

we play fluidly with Mane

[cursive python]

made more impact at Bayern than Ronaldo did at Juve and United

I am not even joking

[stark narwhal]

lmfao

[cursive python]

Choupo always scores for us when called upon

he carried us vs PSG when Lewy was out

[stark narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/choupo-fail-psg-gif-14534756

[dark epoch]

Wasn’t that great when he tried to do some fancy chop in our ucl finals instead of taking a normal damn shot

[cursive python]

what about when he cleared your goal off the line

[dark epoch]

Washed player

[cursive python]

respect him

[dark epoch]

His ucl final attempt was worse

[stark narwhal]

would tear up your backline

[cursive python]

he carried you vs Atalanta

[stark narwhal]

would make ramos look like lindelof

[dark epoch]

Can’t even tear up nantes

[cursive python]

Ramos is finished

[dark epoch]

Ney carried not him those chances was all from ney balling out and creating constantly

Check his xA

[stark narwhal]

no way you’re taking what i said seriously

[cursive python]

Choupo Moting was better than Icardi for you

dont lie

[stark narwhal]

icardi wasnt half bad at first

[cursive python]

he became washed though

[stark narwhal]

yeah