football-lounge

[prisma zealot]

and the best ball carrier in the game

[restive tendon]

And he plays with lewandowski

[granite notch]

💀💀💀

[prisma zealot]

as i said

neymar plays in ligue 1 as well

so why do we compare nantes vs sociedad

[restive tendon]

Fr bro

[woeful epoch]

Watch the video too lool 😭

[granite notch]

his first for ucl, for his new club I say why not

[feral surge]

@prisma zealot

[woeful epoch]

Nantes can actually beat big teams so

[subtle plover]

barcelona improved their home europe record to 2 wins in their last 8

[prisma zealot]

?

[feral surge]

Hi

[woeful epoch]

Bro he's played in copa America final

[prisma zealot]

dembele isn't rated here tears

[restive tendon]

Big improvement

[woeful epoch]

No one said that

Neymar is just better

[granite notch]

I did 💀

[mighty garden]

No way he’s crying for scoring in the ucl groups against Marsellie

[granite notch]

still an achievement nevertheless

[woeful epoch]

Exactly lmao

[granite notch]

Well at least its not as bad as nunez’s celebration

Bro took off his shirt in a charity match

[subtle plover]

Marseille who have lost 14 of their last 15 ucl matches

[granite notch]

Unreal

[woeful epoch]

Nunez still won a trophy tho

https://twitter.com/OwennSZN/status/1567636270150549506?t=YWJ_tSW3ntSfwi4QDLJLlw&s=19

𝓞𝔀𝓮𝓷™ (@OwennSZN)

We have 5 clubs representing Germany in the Champions League, only 2 are competent enough to actually win..

Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 10:09 PM

😭😭

[feral surge]

Dembele underrated sadly

[granite notch]

like those city fans proud of beating sevilla

[subtle plover]

luckily serie a can't take advantage

[restive tendon]

He was stuck in everton for years and his first ucl appearance gets 2 goals

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/MZX77X/status/1567624641732042752?t=Qd5ZGeO6hKKxsk7XFvl-tg&s=19

They're slow af

🇮🇹𝑴𝒁𝑿 (@MZX77X)

اخ مغرم 💓💞💖💘💗💕😩خوفتشي 🇬🇪

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Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 9:23 PM

[mighty garden]

Who invited portmund

[restive tendon]

Has the right to cry tbh

[woeful epoch]

Prem exposed

[subtle plover]

What fans

[granite notch]

I agree

[woeful epoch]

..

[mighty garden]

Prem only has 1 capable also

[granite notch]

Lmao

[woeful epoch]

Only 1 winner

[granite notch]

all 12 of them

[mighty garden]

Liverpool are finished

[prisma zealot]

he was good vs sevilla lmao

but you only saw that one vid from twitter

of his miss

[woeful epoch]

Crying that much br

[restive tendon]

THERE WAS 774 CITY FANS IN SEVILLA 😭 😭

[prisma zealot]

so you wouldnt know

[woeful epoch]

2

[upbeat solstice]

😂

[subtle plover]

And it was the club they never does anything in uefa competitions

[upbeat solstice]

What’s the stadium capacity??

[woeful epoch]

Not to win the fuckin ucl but ucl games bro

[restive tendon]

43k

[woeful epoch]

Lfc boogey tbf

[restive tendon]

AND IT WAS FULL 😭

[upbeat solstice]

😂

[subtle plover]

In fairness it's man city Home matches they have no fans

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1567635957993594880?t=CecPc7-b7g8Do6HiA224ug&s=19
Cringe

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

https://t.co/uHOFTD8Uqo

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Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 10:08 PM

[prisma zealot]

former and current barca players top charts of ucl matchday 1

wait nvm

[restive tendon]

Yo he scored a hattrick not 7 goals

[prisma zealot]

thought it said grimaldo

hes 4th

[woeful epoch]

Both former bvb

[prisma zealot]

https://twitter.com/RonaldAraujo_4/status/1567635580099371009?s=20&t=EqO2XDYEi9zn5CJ1jaCpqw

Ronald Araujo (@RonaldAraujo_4)

🦟🦟🦟

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6871

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776

Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 10:07 PM

araujoo

mosquito

[woeful epoch]

Clash

Can u do another one of those ferran torres thing

[prisma zealot]

hold even if i did

he would score vs neuer

[restive tendon]

Do a havertz one

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/inter_xtra/status/1567628716901007360?s=46&t=TFpJEu7iMIJ1J5WRZXvrqw

Inter Xtra (@Inter_Xtra)

🎙 Inzaghi: “Handanovic will play against Torino.”

Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 9:39 PM

[dull geode]

No one asked

[dark nymph]

He has lost the plot

[subtle plover]

[dark nymph]

Onana made more saves today than handanovic did in 5 games

But yes lets start handanovic

[dull geode]

Can't wait for this man to bend over for dembele and raphinha 😭

We are coming

[prisma zealot]

dont put raphinha and dembele in the same sentence

[restive tendon]

I dont think pavard is up for the raphinha challenge

[prisma zealot]

with all due respect to raphinha

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-raphinha-cry-raphinha-leeds-leeds-united-raphinha-cry-bozo-gif-25351917

[dull geode]

Calm down pal

U ain't that guy

[subtle plover]

I was referring to how it says 1 goal conceded

But bayern did not concede

[restive tendon]

They watched the wrong game

[prisma zealot]

https://twitter.com/34kvms/status/1567634910944321537?s=20&t=EqO2XDYEi9zn5CJ1jaCpqw

K. (@34kvms)

Ousmane Dembélé vs Viktoria Plzen

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Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 10:04 PM

if it was vini or saka

[restive tendon]

vs Viktoria Plzen

[prisma zealot]

you wouldnt hear the end of it

[granite notch]

clash chill out

[dull geode]

He's one of the best

[granite notch]

no one say he’s bad

[onyx orbit]

I can't believe that Clash's exile lasted for 5 months

[granite notch]

he broke his promise he talked a few days ago here

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/CFCMod_/status/1553698889974398978?t=x16zxwpCDKNI9pLG8pc8bQ&s=19

Mod (@CFCMod_)

Make no mistake Koulibaly isn’t Rudiger’s replacement, he’s Rudiger’s upgrade.

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Twitter · Jul 31, 2022, 11:07 AM

[onyx orbit]

It took 5 WHOLE MONTHS for Perran Porres to score 😭😭😭

[restive summit]

thank God we got rid of him

[prisma zealot]

if we lose to bayern

[restive tendon]

😭 😭

[prisma zealot]

i will do another

[restive summit]

thanks for the money for kim, kvara, raspadori and simeone chelsea

[prisma zealot]

until ferran scores

msgs

if we lose to bayern

[restive summit]

thats 2019

why would i care about 2019

[restive tendon]

Ik just reminding of his funny own goal

[cerulean zinc]

Don't go that far

[restive summit]

kim scored 2 goals in 8 games whats ur point

[woeful epoch]

Siuu

[restive tendon]

And napoli really needed those points

[cerulean zinc]

we're good rn but bayern are still favourites for that game

don't risk it

[restive summit]

oh yea that xd

[prisma zealot]

at worst we tie

[dark nymph]

Literally your best defender of all time

Pipe down

[restive summit]

dont remind me of it

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[cerulean zinc]

Nah

[restive summit]

kim gonna overtake him

[onyx orbit]

Bro you didn't learn from last time?

[prisma zealot]

is it away?

[cerulean zinc]

bayern are slight favourites

[woeful epoch]

@flat moth ur fanvase is nuts

[cerulean zinc]

yeah

[prisma zealot]

eh

[woeful epoch]

Love kmj

[prisma zealot]

then maybe not

[cerulean zinc]

I think we're gonna draw personally

2-2 or smth

[woeful epoch]

Clash barca ain't that guy bro 😭😭

[restive tendon]

Kvara owned taa and gomez in like 10 seconds

[restive summit]

he was a beast

[woeful epoch]

Yep
Rate him since fener

[onyx orbit]

Might as well make it until the next time Torres gets a hat trick 😭

[restive summit]

kvara literally retired taa vvd and gomez

[flat moth]

Let him enjoy

[restive summit]

wasnt he called the monster in turkey lol

[prisma zealot]

if we beat bayern you wont send a msg here until reus scores again deal?

[woeful epoch]

Sure

My skipper scored in his last two games unlike ferran 😂

[cerulean zinc]

warra pfp

(not sarcastic)

[woeful epoch]

Yea similar to mattinez

Martinez

[prisma zealot]

damn ferran's goal was on his weak foot as well

[woeful epoch]

Brotha is saying dembele is better than ney atm

I hate ney but yunno

[prisma zealot]

ngl thought he skied it

[restive summit]

are we gonna mention how spalletti broke his ankle pretry sure got x-ray drove to milan operated overnight came back and made game winning tactics?

[prisma zealot]

said same level

[woeful epoch]

No

[prisma zealot]

just like xavi said

[restive summit]

thats real sigma grindset there

[prisma zealot]

i was only proving

what xavi said

[flat moth]

It’s fine tonight is his night

[woeful epoch]

U said ney on l1 and hence he betta

[flat moth]

Ferran finally scored

Tomorrow we will be back to our senses

[restive tendon]

Bro needed one night to beat klopp 4-1

[prisma zealot]

ngl though

kounde lowkey dropped a stinker

[cerulean zinc]

i have a feeling we'll lose to cadiz

tho

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/GSpanishFN/status/1567639070255243266?t=pIqKqK71_ts2ikpvDaIqsw&s=19

Get Spanish Football News (@GSpanishFN)

Xavi on the best forwards in the world:

"There’s Lewandowski, Benzema and Haaland."
https://t.co/UNBA91DfuC

Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 10:20 PM

[prisma zealot]

kounde was having too many bozo moments

[restive tendon]

Yall wont lose to cadiz anymore

Theyre shit

[woeful epoch]

Schlotti clear of all these mid cbs

[restive summit]

he liked the drugs they gave him at Milan

[restive tendon]

Clockerbeck good

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/433/status/1567639049036242944?t=f0XlmDSdyVkKzhtCmzJuiw&s=19

433 (@433)

⚽ @lewy_official overtakes Karim Benzema in the Champions League all-time scorers chart 🥉

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664

Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 10:20 PM

Who's this msn guy

[prisma zealot]

if liverpool make it out of the groups

i want them

[woeful epoch]

They'll top it

[restive tendon]

Wilheim > Mavropanos

[woeful epoch]

So sure yea

[restive summit]

hahaha nice joke

[compact raft]

U know what fifa should do with the world cup?
Adding a similar thing like the Europa league.
If u get to a 3rd place,there is something like Europa league.

[restive summit]

funniest shit i heard all day thanks man

[woeful epoch]

Like they did in 19/20 and 20/11

21*

[flat moth]

Oh this amazing polish man

[prisma zealot]

need atleti and liverpool shipped to uel man

[woeful epoch]

Shut up g

[woeful epoch]

Need barca in el too imo

[prisma zealot]

you finally rate him lol?

[compact raft]

A big uh oh for rangers

[woeful epoch]

Sevilla barca el qf 🤩🤩

[prisma zealot]

at least for barca]

[restive tendon]

1. Napoli
   2.Ajax
2. Liverpoop
3. Rangers

[stark narwhal]

rangers are mid

celtic clear

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/CBSSportsGolazo/status/1567639973125410816?t=VADvHz8kN0js2M8fRCogRw&s=19

UCL on Paramount+ ⚽️ (@CBSSportsGolazo)

—Chelsea's shock defeat.
—Jude and Gio dominate for Dortmund.
—Haaland and Mbappe bag braces.
—Vintage Hazard.
—Grimaldo's golazo.
—Napoli thrash Liverpool.
—Lewa scores a hat trick.
—Griezemann's 101' winner.

The #UCL is truly back! 🤩

Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 10:24 PM

Why do Americans and English ppl have so much pf

Pr

[flat moth]

I did since last year

[prisma zealot]

i meant for barca

[flat moth]

I just slandered him

[woeful epoch]

Reus schlotti sule brsndt and rapha was clear of jude and gio 😭😭

[flat moth]

For barca yeah

At first I thought we are getting scammed

[restive summit]

everyone but napoli fan was impressed lol

[prisma zealot]

ngl didn't think he would this well either tbf on his first season

[flat moth]

But he is insane

[prisma zealot]

yh 50m did seem a lot

[woeful epoch]

He's mid

[prisma zealot]

[woeful epoch]

Modeste clear 😎😴

https://twitter.com/hjortdah/status/1567639711023259649?t=C7tB8FdUxY8pbcUN74Pa_w&s=19

Marco🟡⚫️ (@hjortdah)

Haaland Vs Dortmund
Lewandowski vs Bayern
Next week 👀👀

Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 10:23 PM

[prisma zealot]

hold up

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/Specsavers/status/1567440092838432769?t=Do_9wn8MA8zBukp-HVPxpg&s=19

Specsavers (@Specsavers)

@ChelseaFC This is what happens when you don’t make eye contact with Conte

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Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 9:10 AM

[restive tendon]

Haaland will own dortmund

[cerulean zinc]

if he scores more than 30 this season i'll say it was very clearly NOT a scam

and so far he's doing great

[restive summit]

i mean when you can get anguissa for much cheaper it is a scam

[woeful epoch]

They will be playing akanji at cb

Can't wait

[prisma zealot]

we had 2 goals last season in the whole of ucl

[woeful epoch]

Akanji Stones duo 😭😭

[woeful epoch]

Yea jude outscored u

[prisma zealot]

5 already

[cerulean zinc]

we already have double

vamos

[woeful epoch]

Shut up moly stop trolling

https://twitter.com/GSpanishFN/status/1567640498646425602?t=hoSnstU4fq7crygHIC8H2g&s=19

Get Spanish Football News (@GSpanishFN)

Griezmann grabs a late winner and the camera.

📸 @Atleti

Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 10:26 PM

[prisma zealot]

Haaland On Lewandowski in 2021: "That man is crazy. He is just crazy, When I score it’s like 'One goal closer to catching up to him'. And then he just scores another hat-trick like it’s an everyday thing. What he does is so crazy."

[flint coral]

atletico did atletico things

absolutely amazing

[tardy oracle]

the atletico game💀

[flint coral]

this is so crazy

[prisma zealot]

ahha this is so true even now

[flint coral]

how does atletico do this xD

[dull geode]

We cooking bayern I'm afraid

[prisma zealot]

he scored 2 vs sevilla

now lewy 3

[tardy oracle]

like idkk

[flint coral]

no you wont

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1567641128492535809?t=_fiLriCZxqIIwrmSfs2IFg&s=19

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague)

Goal of the Week! ⚽️ A, B, C or D? 🤷

#UCLGOTW | @Heineken | #UCL

Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 10:29 PM

[flint coral]

bayern vs barca will be tense

both on fire

[dull geode]

Pavard vs dembele 😭 I'm all in for it bro

[dull geode]

Ong

I wish we faced inter next

[restive summit]

i wanna see 442oons ucl gameweek 1 games, just to see kvara animated lol

[flint coral]

de ligt, pavard, hernandez ... are all great now

[restive summit]

if he does it ofc

[prisma zealot]

we play cadiz next

[woeful epoch]

Pavard has been great

[restive tendon]

The game started in injury time

[flint coral]

i expect a very great and tense game
and not a blamage for bayern or barca

[mighty garden]

Bayern have a solid defence actually

Pavard ain’t even that bad

[woeful epoch]

De ligt ruins it

[tardy oracle]

pavard wont play

[dull geode]

He's good?

[flint coral]

he is in top form

[tardy oracle]

mazaroui

[woeful epoch]

De ligt will prolly be benched

[prisma zealot]

if inter dont beat pelzn

its over for them

[flint coral]

sane prime time loading

[prisma zealot]

uel

[compact raft]

U know what fifa should do with the world cup?
Adding a similar thing like the Europa league.
If u get to a 3rd place,there is something like Europa league.

[mighty garden]

Better than obese sule

[prisma zealot]

idk who will start at rb

[prisma zealot]

if xavi starts alonso at LB istg

it has to be balde

[woeful epoch]

😂 😂 he's underweight

[flint coral]

bayern 3 - 2 barca

mark my words

[mighty garden]

2-0 Bayern

2-1 maybe

But Bayern win

[woeful epoch]

Bayern 4:1

[flint coral]

lewa will score

[mighty garden]

Quite comfortably

[subtle plover]

I wouldn't be surprised though if barca tops the group

[dull geode]

For?

[flint coral]

they have a great offensive tbh
but bayern too

so many goals

[dull geode]

Barca 2-1 win

[lilac gate]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

[flint coral]

do you think bvb can surprise man city next week

[dull geode]

Lmao we shall see

[prisma zealot]

bayern

cant be roberto

bellerin eh

[dull geode]

Kounde will start at rb I assume

[prisma zealot]

then

araujo-Garcia or

[woeful epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/its-different-its-football-its-not-equal-not-the-same-unequal-gif-15068192

[dull geode]

Araujo cb with Garcia probably

[prisma zealot]

garcia based on so far

[flat moth]

2nd in fantasy league and ninth in predictor league

[woeful epoch]

I am excited regardless 😂

[flint coral]

after this matchday even plzen could win 5 - 0 against inter
but it will be difficult

[woeful epoch]

Ye lol

[flint coral]

but the atletico game showed why we love this sport

[dull geode]

Let's gooo im 5th 😭

[dull geode]

I hate them even more now

[fervent jacinth]

@random vault

[prisma zealot]

got 95 pts this week

leao let me down

put him over mbappe and haaland

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[flint coral]

i love them
you must admit that it would be more boring without them
they belong to the football because the games are crazy

they play the biggest shit and still win haha

[fervent jacinth]

That stoppage time was insane

[flint coral]

the game started at 90th

xD

[fervent jacinth]

Sure felt like lol

I was ready to write that one off as a draw and Atleti did what they do best

[flint coral]

but as a porto fan you are so mad today xD

[hasty fractal]

Beating Ajax isn’t for everyone

[flint coral]

you play a great match and concede a goal in overtime
then you still make a surprising but deserved draw
after that your dreams get broken again xD

as a porto fan i would destroy my home

[fervent jacinth]

I’d be devastated

[cerulean zinc]

2-2 imo

[dull geode]

Exactly

[flint coral]

but that is pure fun to watch

[cerulean zinc]

Atletico i admire

ngl

[flint coral]

you would miss atletico if they doesnt exist anymore

they do crazy thinks

[restive tendon]

https://twitter.com/Jitokeze/status/1567622239671009280

Sky Sports PL (@Jitokeze)

OFFICIAL: Jurgen #Klopp has been sacked. #LFC are already looking for a new manager. 🔴

Fenway Sports Group have already started looking at possible replacements.

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Twitter · Sep 7, 2022, 9:14 PM

[dull geode]

Fake

[restive tendon]

real

[granite notch]

GOD DAMN LIVERPOOL

4-1?

LIVERPOOL FANS

EXPLAIN

@tawdry latch

WXPLAIN

my idol po palah needs padio pane 🥺

or he will retire

[restive summit]

basically as a Napoli fan, kvara retired gomez and taa, osimhen destroyed vvd, our midfield dominated them, piotr zielinski was motm, meret was on fire, kim didnt let salah move

oh and simeone scored on debut on first touch

btw he got a tattoo of the ucl when he was 14 and he promised to kiss it as his first ever goal in the ucl celebration

and it finally happened, he teared away

[granite notch]

vvd

greatest cb of all time

[restive summit]

vvd gave us 2 pens

[granite notch]

💀💀

what is vvd doing

[restive summit]

we misses one tho

[restive summit]

getting dominated by our clearly superior side?

[cursive granite]

Poe Pomez

[granite notch]

po palah

🥺

[restive summit]

nah not salah fault, kim literally didnt let him move

what a buy for 20m

[dull geode]

Taking a nap while knowing your team is top of your ucl group hits different

I'm out

[granite notch]

barca is winning this year

[restive summit]

no

ajax is xd

[granite notch]

we are destroying bayern

[dull geode]

Say this in barca channel

[restive summit]

cuz they won 4-0 against rangers

[dull geode]

Not here

[granite notch]

phomas puller doesn’t have lewadisney anymore

[dull geode]

Sigh

You summoned that bayern fan

[flint coral]

no you wont
it will be a tense game
both bayern or barca could win this match

there wont be a blamage

for one of these clubs

[granite notch]

my idol phomas puller farmed bundesliga his whole life

[restive summit]

doesnt matter when romelu will score a poker against them

[restive tendon]

fuck all it will end 0-0

both legs will be a draw

[flint coral]

the offensive of both teams are amazing

[restive tendon]

so is the defense

[granite notch]

can’t lie bayern

[restive tendon]

i wonder if nagelsmann is still gonna use 3ATB vs barca

[granite notch]

i mean barca

offense is amazing rn

raphina

[dull geode]

Shut up god damn

[flint coral]

the defense will be overrun

[granite notch]

lmao my idol panfc told me to shut up 🥺🥺

shame on my idol

[restive summit]

who summoned the die hard bayern fan ong

who was ir

[restive tendon]

Xavi wont start alba and busquets for history reasons 😬

[dull geode]

How old are you

[granite notch]

panfc asked how old i was

🥺🥺

shame on my idol

[restive tendon]

do you agree that liverpool is napoli's easiest fixture this season

[restive summit]

so far yes

[granite notch]

that’s just sad

[restive tendon]

nah no team beats it

[granite notch]

😭

[restive tendon]

even crotone

[granite notch]

crotone

[restive tendon]

crotone will be tougher than liverpoop

[granite notch]

😭

[restive summit]

bro monza was harder then liverpool

[restive tendon]

fr

[granite notch]

crotone man are the funniest

names

[restive summit]

we still won 4-0 but monza still created chances

[granite notch]

i be joking w the slander

[ocean marsh]

He messed up
Ramos to burley HERE WE GO

[restive tendon]

its so easy its not even funny

[restive summit]

crotone getting the top goalscorer in serie b and barely scorint 10 goals in serie a:

[granite notch]

the name croto ne man is so funny

i’m sorry

[restive summit]

its from calabria ofc it is

[restive tendon]

respect crotone

probably not getting relegated

[ocean marsh]

Who’s crotone man

[restive tendon]

like every other italian team that gets promoted

[restive tendon]

fulham cant relate

[restive summit]

they didnt get promoted.

cremonese monza and lecce did unfortunately

[restive tendon]

fuck i forgot

[restive summit]

how many goals did vvd score this season?

[restive tendon]

yeah i mistook crotone for cremonese again

[restive summit]

well cuz kim scored 2 in 6 games

[restive summit]

simply G.O.A.T. of defensing /j

he is pretty good tho

[restive tendon]

napoli used koulibaly money pretty well

[restive summit]

fax

[restive tendon]

kvara, kmj are both good

[restive summit]

what a bargain for the plwyers we got

dont forget raspadori snd simeone

especially simeone who realized his dream against liverpool

[restive tendon]

yeah gio simeone also good

[restive summit]

scoring in ucl

[restive tendon]

ajax will be harder than liverpoop

[restive summit]

fr

rangers too

[stark narwhal]

rangers is a stretch

[onyx orbit]

guys was El Mogos banned?

[restive summit]

why would pl teams spend 100m on a midfielder when they can get anguissa for like 50m

[restive tendon]

rangers are so bad man

i actually thought they were gonna do good in their first match

[restive summit]

man city got grealish for 100m we got anguissa for 15m

[restive tendon]

hes muted

[restive summit]

Napoli know how to manage money

[restive tendon]

😭

napoli top management

[restive summit]

surprised we didnt hit the woodwork a single time tonight

its a meme here lol

[tiny python]

Hey LFC fans?? HOWS NAPOLI🤣🤣🤣😭😭😅

[restive summit]

jake paul fr tought it would be easy

btw flopp never won against Napoli at Diego Armando Maradona so what did lfc fans expect

[restive tendon]

They turned shit as soon as jake paul said he supports them

[restive summit]

a win? HAHAHAH nice joke

[restive tendon]

fr even with his best team

[onyx orbit]

BRU

[red mantle]

Because anguissa signed this season?

[onyx orbit]

@restive tendon I tried pinging him, he's not in the server

[restive summit]

no

signed season grealish signe

[restive tendon]

@cedar beacon

[red mantle]

Pretty sure that was a loan

[restive tendon]

wait he left

lmao

[red mantle]

With a obligation to buy

[restive summit]

actually last season

[red mantle]

Yes

[restive summit]

still we got a world class midfielder for cheap imo

[restive tendon]

they have 1 win in the last 4 games 😭 😭

[red mantle]

Bennacer still clear🤷

[restive summit]

and it was at home

[restive summit]

bennacer good player ngl

i respect your opinion

[restive tendon]

bennacer is underrated at milan

should start more

[restive summit]

clutched against atalanta

[restive tendon]

yep

[restive summit]

when he was subbed on

[trail nexus]

Man Messi can't come home to barcelona, Lewandowski is too good

Now Messi got to retire in PSG

with Ramos

lmao

[restive summit]

nah

[restive tendon]

him and de ketaelare are powerhouses

[restive summit]

he gonna play as a ts

[trail nexus]

dude did you see the header from lewandowski today?

It was mad

[restive summit]

no worries

[restive summit]

no tbh

i meant nah as a joke btw

[trail nexus]

man became a rocket launcher

[restive summit]

i was gonna say messi could start at ts

over sergi roberto

[tiny python]

Arsenal united and city are the three best teams in the prem rn for the title race

[trail nexus]

bruh i can see that the team that was once built for Messi is now built for lewandowski lol

[restive tendon]

add spurs

[trail nexus]

Like that third goal, that is classic playing to messi style of goal

[tiny python]

Lmaoo no way they are on the same level as LFC

[restive summit]

anguissa goal was best goal today 1-2 with zielinski

and he puts it inside

[restive tendon]

Bro liverpool are shit

[restive summit]

brighton gonna play ucl this season

[tiny python]

Spurs and LFC And cheslea are all bad this season

[restive tendon]

im not joking liverpool might actually not get top 4

[restive summit]

remember my words

[restive tendon]

spurs bad?

[dull geode]

How the hell are spurs bad

[restive summit]

no team is bad under Conte

[restive tendon]

conte's inter was mad

[restive summit]

the man makes trophies appear out of thin air

[tiny python]

Trust me they couldn’t even beat Chelsea

[dull geode]

Spurs have not lost a single game this szn are last time they lost was like 3 months ago

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[restive tendon]

conte's juventus was mad

conte's chelsea was mad

[restive summit]

ancelotti can only manage big clubs

[restive tendon]

yeah sadly

[restive summit]

when he managed Napoli he messed us up so badly

it took us 3 years to recover

[restive tendon]

couldnt prove himself at everton

[restive summit]

he is hated at Napoli

[restive tendon]

despite most pl teams being shite

[restive summit]

we were 8th mid season

8TH

UNDER ANCELOTTI

[restive tendon]

bruh

[restive summit]

He was sacked

[restive summit]

not even close to uel

[restive tendon]

I feel so bad bro hes even italian

[restive summit]

gattuso somehow clutched it to 6th place and won coppa italia

[restive summit]

bozo can win ucls with milan and real madrid but cant manage everton or Napoli

[restive tendon]

yeah

very strange from don carlo

[restive summit]

actual legend coach lmao

[restive tendon]

spalleti looking dangerous

hes done some smart transfers

[restive summit]

he isnt in charge

thats giuntoli

unlike man u we got an actual director of football

[restive tendon]

oh they dont need his agreement?

[restive summit]

oh yeah they do

giuntoli scouted kvara 18 months ago btw

just a reminder how early he was

[restive tendon]

yeah nobody knew kvara lmao

[restive summit]

it was a aecret

[restive tendon]

ive heard of kvara months ago

[restive summit]

vs spain

[restive tendon]

yep

[restive summit]

their defense went dizzy

[restive tendon]

also owned sweden

[restive summit]

i legit hope Napoli can create a new legacy

@restive tendon Santa always promises us the scudetto at xmas and says he will give it to us in august

he just wont give it to us

lets hope this is the right year

[restive tendon]

when was napoli's last scudetto

[restive summit]

when maradona was with us

lol

weve been waiting for 40 years about

maybe like 35

[restive tendon]

damn

[restive summit]

btw 16 goals in 6 games for Napoli

[restive tendon]

they were so fucking close in like 2016-2017

[restive summit]

now if that isnt a good form

[proven burrow]

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[restive summit]

under Sarri juve kept stealing it from us

[restive tendon]

yeah

juve farmed serie a

[restive summit]

years later rhey found out juve bought referee for last 3 matches

but no action was taken

[restive tendon]

lmao

[proven burrow]

With due all respect, what happened to juve squad?

Looks mediocre

[restive tendon]

Allegri happened

[restive summit]

they didnt give time to Pirlo

like they always do

keep a manager for a year

[restive tendon]

Juve prolly has the 3rd worst board

[restive summit]

if they dont deleiver immediately sack

nd call allegri

[proven burrow]

No wonder ronaldo left

[restive summit]

fr

[proven burrow]

Idk juve show lack of ambition

[restive tendon]

Pirlo looked so promising

Man was a new manager that sack was stupid

[proven burrow]

Why they sacked Sarri tho?

[restive tendon]

Imagine a new manager comes in and wins you the league cup + supercup

mad

[restive summit]

huhhh

[proven burrow]

He have a system, decent coach

[restive tendon]

sarri was ass

[proven burrow]

Well

[restive summit]

sarri lost in round of 16

[restive tendon]

2019-20 serie a won by 1 point

[restive summit]

well he is a Napoli fan xd

[proven burrow]

Ah I see

[restive summit]

Sarri coulsnt lose everything in one yesr

[restive tendon]

lazio owned him

[restive summit]

if he wasnt sacked juve wouldve falled off

[proven burrow]

Yo @restive summit Napoli looks great

[restive summit]

ikr

we are on a great run of form

i hope we can keep this up throughout all the season

[proven burrow]

Good to see seria a teams keeps improving

[restive summit]

and not fall off as usual

[restive tendon]

Juventus got exposed

[restive summit]

friendly reminder they also started calciopoli

[restive tendon]

since 2018 when serie a teams started to actually get better they became shit

[restive summit]

if you dont know what it ia search it up

[restive tendon]

yeah

[restive summit]

all teams got better but juve

juve fell off

[restive tendon]

there was also some match fixing scandal in 2011-12

[restive summit]

@restive tendon oh yeah good times

Lavezzi Cavani Hamsik

[restive tendon]

i miss napoli cavani

beast striker

[restive summit]

juve ofc stole us the scudetto again

[restive summit]

bro lavezzi cavani and hamsik dances as celebrations in 2011 were something else

[restive tendon]

napoli were the closest rivals for most of juve's 9 titles

[dark nymph]

Wouldn’t say stole

[restive summit]

lobotka is our next hamsik 👀

[dark nymph]

More like you bottled

[restive summit]

same nationality

[restive summit]

ye lol

btw yall saw napoli jerseys?

away jersey so cool

[dark nymph]

These names man

Wouldn’t mind poch and bielsa

But everyone else…

[restive summit]

who tf

are rhose

except ranieri

poch and bielsa

[dark nymph]

De zerbi was Sassuolo manager

And shaktar

Mazzarri is our ex manager

But they are all shit other than poch and bielsa

[restive summit]

hey d'aversa has the surname of a city i am near too

hire that guy

[cerulean zinc]

if Barca win in Munich i'll talk to that cute girl in my class?

[restive tendon]

who does she support

[restive summit]

for some reason cute girls are always the meanest ngl

[dark nymph]

She’ll reject your ugly ass

Save the effort

[cerulean zinc]

no idea

[restive tendon]

what is bro's haircut

[restive summit]

btw a girl who went to the stadium literally only watched lozano

[cerulean zinc]

i have zero idea about her

shes just cute

[restive summit]

(she loves lozano look)

[cerulean zinc]

ehhh

we'll see ig

[restive summit]

he tryna create electricity broo

[cerulean zinc]

hopefully not

idk

[restive tendon]

bro is the satellite

[cerulean zinc]

what, should i change it to asking her out?

Lmao

no

tbf i'd probably talk to her at some point anyway, its not like i have horrible social anxiety or anything so that bet is stupid

[restive summit]

btw reminder that on anguissa goal there were 8 liverpool players defensing in the boz, axtually 9 cuz allisson too, and Napoli attackers were 3

and we still scores

[proven burrow]

Sorry

[restive summit]

Liverpool right there

[proven burrow]

Wrong server 💀

[restive tendon]

told you the easiest fixture

[restive summit]

they literally lost 9v3 counting gk too

how

[restive tendon]

todd pot ehly 😭

[restive summit]

btw liverpool players werent trying to go for the ball

they were standing still

where can i send immages

[restive tendon]

kvara is just better

[restive summit]

oh yeah the kvara pass to anguissa who then did a 1-2 with zielinski to score was class

[restive tendon]

the third goal was all kvara too

i wanted him to score tho

[restive summit]

no

i liked to see simeone score

goal at debut at 2nd minute he is on the field

and he realized his dream, kvara prob gave his one up of scoring on ucl debut for him lol

[restive tendon]

yeah

[granite notch]

What is algeria flag doing here tf 💀

And why do I see it in every match

[restive tendon]

hes surely gonna score tho

[restive tendon]

which match

[restive summit]

kvara couldve easily dribbled into thw box

[restive tendon]

or spam shoot until he scores

[restive summit]

fifa iro

irl

[restive tendon]

his shooting is accurate most of the time

[native quest]

Ucl Goals vs teams with 5+ ucls (Barca,Bayern,Liverpool,Ac Milan, Real Madrid)
Lewandowski: 10 goals
Benzema: 9 goals
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Lewandowski doesn’t stat pad like others

[restive summit]

uhhhh who cares?

no sorry fr

those are still great stats

for both

[native quest]

February 24, 2022

[restive tendon]

lewa more consistent

[restive summit]

ok gj to lewa

[restive tendon]

but he rarely carries

also its only 1 goal so

[restive summit]

btw friendly reminder pelè never played in europe but he played in the usa

[restive tendon]

new york cosmos

it was like a farm for him

70+ goals in like 70 games

[restive summit]

he should sign baco

and higher his score tally

to 2m goals

[restive tendon]

2 million backyard goals

[restive summit]

kinda sad how other league chats are dead but #premier-league

imo other leagues need more recognition

[granite notch]

@restive summit congrats on the win

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[cerulean zinc]

@restive summit napoli couldve scored double of what they actually did tbh

[restive summit]

thanks, gl to man u!

[restive summit]

we couldve unironically scored 7 lol

[cerulean zinc]

lmao yh

[granite notch]

We already smoked Liverpool 💀 that was ur turn and u did well

[cerulean zinc]

u didnt smoke em

u beat em but it wasnt exactly a smoking

[granite notch]

Rashford did

[cerulean zinc]

if you won 4-1 yeah that would be a smoking but it was only 2-1

[granite notch]

Bruh don’t ruin the fun with analysis 💀

[restive summit]

kvara did it better tho

xd

[cerulean zinc]

a good win but not a smoking

[restive summit]

taa retiring after Napoli game

[granite notch]

Wi-Fi password > salah

I could never read kavabaea name

[cerulean zinc]

dw we'll smoke them too in the knockouts

[restive summit]

kvaratskhelia

ez

[granite notch]

Hopefully 🙏

[restive summit]

i learned it lol

[cerulean zinc]

if Liverpool defends as bad as they did today Lewandowski will eat them for breakfast

[granite notch]

That’s my Wi-Fi password

[restive summit]

guys unironically liverpool could go to uel

or get grouped

[cerulean zinc]

So could chelsea

[restive summit]

yea

i didnt think manè was that important

just found out he is lol

btw this year olympiacos looking good

marcelo and manolas

solid back

and their squad aint bad at all

[cerulean zinc]

Liverpool should be way lower after that

[subtle plover]

imagine liverpool, chelsea, juventus, and Internazionale in uel

[cerulean zinc]

could happen

[restive summit]

could legit happen

btw when zerbin tried the o' tir a gir

kvara wouldve scored from there

90%

[subtle plover]

I did predict juventus to get 3rd mind you

[olive idol]

why is tuchel sacked before klop

[cerulean zinc]

they did alright against psg tbh

[olive idol]

klopp

[restive summit]

btw can we get an f for the people who bet on liverpool

[olive idol]

klopp should be sacked right now

[cerulean zinc]

absolutely not

[restive summit]

poor decision by them tho, klopp never won at diego armando marsdona

i gtg

[cerulean zinc]

that would be a terrible decision

[olive idol]

tuchelban should stay for a few more games tbh

but klopp should leave

he is done like rogers

[cerulean zinc]

sacking klopp would be the worst thing liverpool can do rn

[olive idol]

zidane might join them

since their club is not small

and klopp is done now

like rogers

he is fucked

bro chelsea did a better job

and tuchel is sacked still

[upbeat solstice]

Guys I found Liverpool’s home kit for this season!

[olive idol]

lmao

[subtle plover]

van Dijk, Alexander-Arnold and Gomez full highlights vs Napoli

[olive idol]

luis diaz was the only one playing but

like fr

[restive summit]

everyday i hear liverpool i mention how kim didnt let salah get a dribble or a pass

[olive idol]

starting gomez was something a dumbass will do

and trent is washed

[subtle plover]

Kim Min-jae is world class

[restive summit]

to put it in perspective napoli won a 3v9 including allison in liverpool area

[olive idol]

he joined napoli?

[restive summit]

what a bargain

[restive summit]

yea

[olive idol]

nice signing

[restive summit]

thx

[subtle plover]

He starts for them

[olive idol]

but still

chelsea just get poch

he is washed too

he was great for us

but now he is washed

potter will be the best choice for them

[restive summit]

i remember that for kvaratskhelia announcement georgians roamed comments warning us about the guys determination etc

[olive idol]

but for potter it is a bad choice for himself

[restive summit]

same with turks with kim announcement

[olive idol]

imagine liverpool sacking klopp and zidane rejecting them 😂

then they will get rogers

[restive summit]

kim and son carrying south korea on their back:

[olive idol]

but now klopp needs to disappear

yea just fire him

[upbeat solstice]

That would be crazy

[olive idol]

tuchelban did better than this guy

[restive summit]

he should do what karius did

bitter revenge for karius!

[olive idol]

still feel bad for karius

[rancid marsh]

good evening chat

[olive idol]

ramos hit his head

and 2 mistakes

killed his career

[upbeat solstice]

Good ebening

[subtle plover]

Which Kim

[restive summit]

how do i send images

[subtle plover]

Kim, Kim, Kim or Kim?

[rancid marsh]

how you doing amigo

[restive summit]

min jae

had to specify mb

[upbeat solstice]

Good

[rancid marsh]

thats good

[olive idol]

also what the hell happened in the atm game

[upbeat solstice]

Yea

[subtle plover]

Korea republic has 4 kim's and 3 Hwang's

[restive summit]

oh just simeone parking the bus

[subtle plover]

imagine if they all start, good luck to the commentators

[restive summit]

getting 10 mins of stoppage

then he went to kickoff and started playing

[olive idol]

they parked the fucking bus vs porto???

[restive summit]

porto actually had bwtter chances

they had to get them down to 10 men

to beat then

xd

THE DARK ARTS

[olive idol]

but fr

richy was amazing

50m already worth it

[restive summit]

taremi underrated striker ngl

[restive summit]

whos richy

[olive idol]

richarlison

[restive summit]

ohh

[olive idol]

u hate him when he is playing in the other team

but

if he is playing in your team

[subtle plover]

Other liga nos teams despise taremi

[restive summit]

btw mertens watched napoli game

he even celebrated with us the victory

[subtle plover]

taremi is basically the iranian diego costa

[olive idol]

and now he is my top 3 favourite

[restive summit]

flew from turkey to watch us play

[olive idol]

where did he join

[subtle plover]

scores a lot but annoys everyone and cheats

Did dele alli watch tottenham

jk

[olive idol]

and why did insigne leave napoli

to join farmers football

[subtle plover]

turned 30 and dipped

[restive summit]

galatasaray

[restive summit]

he wanted too much money

so we sold him and got kvaratskhelia

ggez

[olive idol]

mls prob gave him like 40m wage

[restive summit]

fr

same with bernardeschi

[cerulean zinc]

there may or may not be a girl who supports psg in my pe class tho

i saw her wearing a psg shirt

today

[restive summit]

es

ew

[cerulean zinc]

yeah was tempted to go up and troll

[rancid marsh]

for some reason i dont have the team i support role anymore

how do i get it again?

[restive summit]

btw osimhen was pinning 3 defenders on anguissa goal

[quick ravine]

Uhh hello. Can I join your fantasy league?

[olive idol]

bandwagons

[sonic harbor]

Liverpool

[zealous drum]

When you feel like morbin for Richarlison:

[cerulean zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/potter-ppotter-harry-potter-malfoy-potter-malfoy-saying-potter-gif-22993770

https://tenor.com/view/robert-lewandowski-barcelona-lewandowski-barca-lewandowski-barcelona-gif-26541921

[olive idol]

richy is already the top 3 favourite in my book

[barren pivot]

What’s the percentage chance Klopp gets sacked

I know he’s done so much for the club but surely it has to be an option

[red mantle]

Rn it's like 20%

[alpine kernel]

McLaughlin never should have played against Ajax, and Rangers are clearly missing Lawrence, also Kamara should've just left to Nice absolutely dreadful. Only positive from the game was Leon King, he looks like hes going to be some player

[vocal pumice]

none

[ancient drum]

one more goal for pedro

velez is being dominated

[solemn latch]

that’s not even a question man

[loud lion]

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[solemn latch]

he ain’t getting sacked

[stark narwhal]

he will if he keeps playing milner in a ucl game

[dull geode]

Ronaldo is at fault

[granite notch]

Hello

[solemn latch]

🤣

[granite notch]

Bruh

[dark nymph]

I pray he does

Need him here after we sack inzaghi

[solemn latch]

bro why

[dark nymph]

Wdym why

[solemn latch]

oh

[dark nymph]

He is an elite manager

[solemn latch]

🤣🤣

[dark nymph]

And he did say he wants to coach in italy

[solemn latch]

i just relized what you said

[dark nymph]

Sooo…

[solemn latch]

then transfer lfc to italy

he ain’t leaving

[dark nymph]

He might

I give it 2 more losses

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[solemn latch]

he just renewed his contract last year

[dark nymph]

2 wins in 7 games

Not looking good bruv

[solemn latch]

yea ik ik but give some time man

[dark nymph]

Honestly

[solemn latch]

inzaghi is gonna get sacked after placing third in the gs

[dark nymph]

I just want inzaghi to get sacked

[dark nymph]

He could be gone by next game

[solemn latch]

😅😅

[dark nymph]

If he drops points next match he is 90% gone

We already have replacements lined up according to some sources in italy

[solemn latch]

like who

[dark nymph]

Would love poch and bielsa

Or de zerbi tbh

Other 3 fuck jo

[solemn latch]

poch is straight dog shit bro

why do you want him

[dark nymph]

He has character

And mentality

[solemn latch]

it doesn’t matter, he’s straight shit

[dark nymph]

Brotha inzaghi is tactically good

[solemn latch]

koemon is better bro

[dark nymph]

That isn’t our problem

Our problem is his mentality and character is weak

He is scared to do anything new

[solemn latch]

that is true

but still

you don’t want poch

take tuchel lmao

[dark nymph]

Lmao impossible

We won’t pay him 15m

Or whatever his salary is

[solemn latch]

lolll

maybe y’all will win a cl now lol

[dark nymph]

We are paying inzaghi 3.5m

[solemn latch]

at this point tuchel would take 5m

[dark nymph]

I like him alot

And he fits perfectly

Who knows

[solemn latch]

tuchel got 7m at chelsea

not bad

[dark nymph]

Throw him 5m

With bonuses for trophies

[solemn latch]

lollll better trying to beat roma then spurs

[spice pewter]

leroy mane

sadio sane

[subtle galleon]

did chelsea get a new manager yet?

or still searchin

[tardy oracle]

im telling you bayern will top the group followed by barca and inter will go europa

[subtle galleon]

most likely

[random vault]

W

[tacit snow]

Liverpool got bamboozled

Bruh Chelsea and Liverpool are doing rlly bad ffs

Man UTD is doing well compared to them rn

except europa league

[granite notch]

Napoli fans are based

[tacit snow]

gtg im gotta sh1t really fast cuz i gotta go to hs

[granite notch]

Kvicha can singlehandedly take back territories from Russia

Joking he was boss

[crystal marsh]

football heritage

[granite notch]

Ofc

I see stadium atmosphere in pl are boring

[crystal marsh]

WDYM chelsea chelsea chelsea isn't great atmosphere

[granite notch]

Most of the stadium

[subtle plover]

Turkish atmosphere makes english atmosphere silent

even though it's not very loud regardless

[dull geode]

Warra win for your club

[crisp blade]

Doesn't make him wrong tho

[subtle plover]

leverkusen losing doesn't make english atmosphere loud sadly