football-lounge

[dull geode]

We really have been the talk of the town for 3 months now 😭

Massive

[dark nymph]

Ngl

Group C might be the biggest group in ucl history

[subtle plover]

real madrid dortmund man city ajax in 2013 is bigger tbh

if only slightly

[dark nymph]

You really snuck in city

[proven burrow]

Praying for you with that group my G

[dark nymph]

This is the first time in history where a ucl group had 3 teams with 3 or more ucls

And first time ever a group with 3 treble winners

[stark narwhal]

i meant the number

[granite notch]

look below

[stark narwhal]

oh

[narrow cipher]

https://www.kicker.de/champions-league/tabellenrechner

For y’all who wants to predict CL groups

[wispy abyss]

Group D tougher than Group C

[stark narwhal]

as if

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[left wasp]

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rip

[left wasp]

Bruh they've got it so much easier than us

[stark narwhal]

theyre still gonna get grouped

[ruby coyote]

Sup

[small valve]

https://twitter.com/SackOIe/status/1562540578659012615

🎟️ (@SackOIe)

Futbol ain’t dead ❤️

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[keen sinew]

How are Brazilians so good

It’s like they come out of the womb with silky touches

I just watched some Brazilians in my city playing footvolley and the points lasted like 30 touches

[cosmic tide]

arsenal are winning the league

[stone bridge]

Cause oil city drew with newcastle

[left wasp]

Replied and then deleted the msg

[stone bridge]

Yeah I realized

I meant

Bro

I cannot process anything right now

[cosmic tide]

yes

we're better than every prem team rn

[small valve]

https://twitter.com/goal/status/1562847723568566274

GOAL (@goal)

Angel Di Maria's Champions League group stage is going to be emotional 🥺

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[native lance]

O

Interesting

Di Maria for juve banging tho

[small valve]

We already start at 1-0

He's gonna score against us

https://tenor.com/view/crying-football-coach-crying-with-pride-tears-of-joy-tears-of-pride-pride-tears-gif-21347348

[granite notch]

Neymar ballon d oro season loading

[native lance]

Yup

[cosmic tide]

bernardo silva is going to psg

bruh fuck this shit

[granite notch]

Confirmed?

[granite notch]

Nope rumors

[minor niche]

Nice all UCL groups seems fair

[minor niche]

Japan too easy

[low wren]

Imagine if Italy qualified and ended up in that group

[granite notch]

None of them were their peak tho

[crystal fossil]

bro

these draws dawg

[crystal fossil]

real passing easy

[stark narwhal]

what!!!!

group c group of death

celtic and rangers are an automatic grouping

[dull geode]

I am confident we can go to bayern and perform

We have a team that can go toe to toe with them

[alpine kernel]

Ill agree with Celtic but I think Rangers play a lot better when they are seen as underdogs, such as against Napoli, Liverpool and Ajax

[alpine kernel]

You need to remember they got a treble of getting put out European competitions last year

[granite notch]

They should use the best 1st vs worst 2nd system instead of the draws for the round of 16 tbh

[leaden crypt]

I hope nobody is underrating us, many teams didn't want Inter in their group as it was the best team of pot 3

[left wasp]

[leaden crypt]

Cause i have seen some comments that made me realize people don't even watch us and yet they judge already

[granite notch]

ngl i predict Inter as 2nd and Barca to Europa

[alpine kernel]

I can see Robertson getting sent off against us and that costing liverpool at Ibrox

[oak panther]

I hope Barcelona get 2nd

1st is best but very hard

And Inter isn't easy

Alba position is still worrying me

Kounde Araujo both RBs

Alba and Alonso.. will they cope with Sane, Gnabry and Dumfries?

Celtic will prob finish 3rd in that group

[minor niche]

bye bye football lobb

[dull geode]

Tf do u mean??

Mods getting rid of it?

[minor niche]

actually nvm i just got role of football lounge

[dull geode]

Lmao L

[minor niche]

and football lobby isnt just not possible to talk but also even see

[dull geode]

Common L sadly

[granite notch]

huh? do i know you?

[leaden crypt]

W

I mean if we had perisic barca would have been way easier, but we need to get gosens old form back

Barca rely on dembele and fati, once they are pocketed, easy job to do

[granite notch]

Hope PSG will not Face barca

[dark epoch]

Oh really when he doesn’t renew dont cry that he’s ungrateful because y’all wanted to be stubborn

[native lance]

https://twitter.com/RMFCRON/status/1562845129978695681?t=0vjuNGbU8JXxcRplzLQSTA&s=19

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Welcoma Back @FCBarcelona 😊

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LMAOO

[subtle plover]

sevilla could use a welcome back too

[cerulean zinc]

we can beat Inter

our squad is better

Bayern tho, we'll have to see, but we might sneak a win at home if we play well

[subtle plover]

watch barca not win a single home match

but they progress with 2 wins away from home

and 2 draws at home

[cerulean zinc]

So

[dapper depot]

Bayern and Barca are qualifying

I don’t see Inter getting more points than them

[cerulean zinc]

Bayern 3-2 Barcelona
Barcelona 2-0 Inter
Plzen 0-4 Barcelona
Barcelona 3-1 Plzen
Barcelona 2-2 Bayern
Inter 1-2 Barcelona

[cerulean zinc]

13 pts

qualified

[subtle plover]

nah watch barcelona draw to viktoria at home

[dapper depot]

Then Bayern winning the rest of the games lol

[subtle plover]

barcelona these days are a bit odd in euroe

better away than home form

[cerulean zinc]

i think we might get a point against them

might

[cerulean zinc]

yeah true

[dapper depot]

Could definitely get a win

[cerulean zinc]

i hope so but its unlikely

Well

[dapper depot]

not too unlikely

[cerulean zinc]

if the draw against City yesterday is anything to go by

at least we've shown we can compete against high intensity sides now

so

we've def got a much better chance than last season

[dapper depot]

yea

also not to mention you only tied because of a last minute pen lol

[cerulean zinc]

yh

[cerulean zinc]

then again its just a charity match

still tho

its nice

[subtle plover]

I'm most curious about group A

I feel like rangers can surprise each team in the group

[dark nymph]

Keep dreaming

He will never downgrade to a small club like psg

[cerulean zinc]

PLEASE LETS JUST GO THROUGH

[dark nymph]

Not happening

[subtle plover]

meanwhile for the third straight UCL of Napoli, they are in the same group as Liverpool

amongst the third season in a row of Real Madrid vs Shakhtar Donetsk

[dark nymph]

4th time in the last 6 times we played in ucl we get barca in our group

Other 2 times we had real madrid

[subtle plover]

group c is like 2019-20 but bayern replace dortmund and viktoria replace slavia

[dull geode]

And guess who finished 1st

[dull geode]

It is pal

[dark nymph]

It isn’t bud

[dull geode]

We finishing 2nd

Even 1st maybe

[mighty garden]

We own Group C

[dull geode]

You don't own barca

[dark nymph]

We have never lost an away game against bayern

[dull geode]

Never won against barca since 2010

[dark nymph]

You are irrelevant

Our team is clear

[dull geode]

Funny

[dark nymph]

And you’ll see that very soon

[dull geode]

Lmao

[dark nymph]

We can go player for player if you want

We have a better team

[dull geode]

Barca>>>inter btw

[dark nymph]

Overall sure

[dull geode]

No you don't

[dark nymph]

Yes we do

Lets go player for player

[dull geode]

Lmao no

Alright

[leaden crypt]

You will regret getting us lol

[dark nymph]

Put your bias aside tho

I will be genuinely unbiased

[dull geode]

Lmaooo

[leaden crypt]

Every team didn't want Inter

[subtle galleon]

https://twitter.com/espnfc/status/1562771783019032584?s=12&t=Zdospr7gAiVJtqkGZCeuHA do yall think if messi had went to united they would make the ucl???🤔

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Would Lionel Messi have done things differently? 👀

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Twitter · Aug 25, 2022, 12:00 PM

[dull geode]

Like we did in 2019 and 2020

[dark nymph]

Alr dan

Lets skip gks

[dull geode]

Why

[dark nymph]

All of them are shit

I cba having this mid off

[dull geode]

Fairs

[dark nymph]

Your rbs are ass

So 1-0

[dull geode]

True

[dark nymph]

Who is your rcb?

[subtle galleon]

aruajo

[dull geode]

Araujo

[dark nymph]

Skriniar

[mighty garden]

What is the formation?

[dark nymph]

Come on now

Araujo is talented

[dull geode]

Araujo clears I'm afraid

[dark nymph]

I am letting them do 433 just for the sake of the argument

They’ll cry if we do 352

[subtle galleon]

in the future araujo will be better

[dark nymph]

Come on man

[mighty garden]

Ok skriniar is better

[dark nymph]

We said bias aside

[subtle galleon]

but for now no

[dark nymph]

Araujo might be a massive talent

[dull geode]

It's close tho

[dark nymph]

But skriniar is currently better

[dull geode]

Ok

[subtle galleon]

our lcb is christensen rn

i think

[dark nymph]

Ours is bastoni

Come on now

[dull geode]

No its not

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[dull geode]

It's pique

[dark nymph]

Kounde?

Or nah

[dull geode]

Or kounde

[dark nymph]

Imo bastoni is better than both

[dull geode]

Not kounde

[dark nymph]

It’s close

They are different types of cbs

So hard to judge

[subtle galleon]

kounde

[dark nymph]

I am ok with a tie even tho i think basto is better

[subtle galleon]

lb is alba

for us

[dark nymph]

Can we skip lb they all ass

[dull geode]

Balde has been on fine form

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[dull geode]

Nah

[subtle galleon]

rcm

[dark nymph]

I mean if we are being technical

[mighty garden]

Alba ig

[dark nymph]

We don’t have any lb

Gosens is a lm

Whatever you can have the point

So what is that

[dull geode]

2-2

[dark nymph]

3-2?

How

[dull geode]

Ok

[dark nymph]

Dumfries one skriniar one

And bastoni and kounde tie

Alba 1

So 3-2

[dull geode]

Oh alr

[dark nymph]

Cdm

[dull geode]

Cdm?

[dark nymph]

Imo

[dull geode]

Ok

[dark nymph]

Another tie

[dull geode]

We have a few

[stark narwhal]

how the fuck do we compare lineups

when we dont even play the same formation

[dark nymph]

Brozovic been incredible for the last few years

[dark nymph]

I am comparing it to your formation

Even tho it hurts my side of the argument

[mighty garden]

Yeah brozo is dm

[dull geode]

Fdj better I'm afraid

[dark nymph]

Brotha

[stark narwhal]

fdj isnt even a dm

[dull geode]

He is

[mighty garden]

You’re so stubborn

[dark nymph]

I would’ve some what believed you if you said busquets

[stark narwhal]

no he isnt

[dark nymph]

But man said fdj

[mighty garden]

De jong as a lone dm😭

[dull geode]

Ok

[stark narwhal]

if fdj is a dm then ter stegen is a striker

[dark nymph]

Honestly i should just take the point for brozo because he is better but I’ll give you a tie

4-3

[dull geode]

Ok forwards

[dark nymph]

Brotha

You skipped 4 steps

[stark narwhal]

😭

[dark nymph]

Where tf is the rest of the midfield

[subtle galleon]

pedri?

[dark nymph]

Man just wants to play 9 attackers

[stark narwhal]

pedri vs barella

[dark nymph]

Pedri vs hakan

I am giving you hakan

[dark nymph]

Different roles

[stark narwhal]

who the fuck is hakan

[dark nymph]

Hakan is more similar

[dull geode]

Oh ok, pedri, kessie, and Co

[dark nymph]

Literally a start in our team

Calhanoglu

[stark narwhal]

kessie doesnt even start

[stark narwhal]

oh

just say that

[dark nymph]

I’ll give you the point for pedri

4-4

Who is your other cm

[stark narwhal]

de jong or gavi

[subtle galleon]

kessie

[dark nymph]

Honestly doesn’t matter

Barella is better

5-4

[stark narwhal]

kessie doesnt even start

[subtle galleon]

did yall do dms?

[stark narwhal]

yes

[dark nymph]

Yea

Brozo vs busquets

I think brozo is honestly better

[subtle galleon]

oh brozo better

currently

[stark narwhal]

yeah

[dark nymph]

5-3 then

Fairs

Who is your rw

[stark narwhal]

how do we do forwards

[dark nymph]

I have no idea

[stark narwhal]

raphinha

[dull geode]

Raphinha or dembele

[stark narwhal]

dembele is lw

[dark nymph]

We don’t even have a rw so just take the point

[dull geode]

He plays rw

[stark narwhal]

but they rotate

[dark nymph]

5-4

Lewa vs lukaku

5-5

[dull geode]

Lmao

[subtle galleon]

lewa

[stark narwhal]

😭

[dark nymph]

Imma throw lautaro at lw idc

Who y’all got at lw

[dull geode]

Ansu better

[stark narwhal]

dembele

[dark nymph]

Nah come on man

[dull geode]

Jk

[stark narwhal]

at lw

[dull geode]

We have dembele

[dark nymph]

6-5

We won

Mashallah

[dull geode]

No

[stark narwhal]

manager

[dull geode]

Whay

What

[stark narwhal]

XAVI

[dark nymph]

Dembele isn’t your lw

[subtle galleon]

xavi better

[dark nymph]

They are both mid

[stark narwhal]

yes he is

[dull geode]

He and ansu are

[dark nymph]

Ansu is the starter

Ansu vs lautaro has an obvs winner

[stark narwhal]

he comes off the bench

dembele starts

[dull geode]

Dembele and raphinha start

[dark nymph]

Dembele starts at rw

[stark narwhal]

no he does NOT

[dull geode]

Dembele as lw, raphinha as rw

[stark narwhal]

exactly

[dull geode]

Either ansu comes on and then they switch

[stark narwhal]

yep

[dark nymph]

Either way

[subtle galleon]

real madrid v liverpool🤔

[dark nymph]

I am takin the point

[dull geode]

Dembele better

[dark nymph]

Lautaro is clear

[dull geode]

No no no

[dark nymph]

Come on now dan

[stark narwhal]

i would say tie

[dark nymph]

He is just coming back to form

Lautaro been consistent

[stark narwhal]

lautaro is a beast so is dembele

lautaro is one of my favorite players

[dull geode]

Dembele has been cooking since December

[dark nymph]

Yes but dembele is just getting back to form

[subtle galleon]

do we skip gks for this

[dull geode]

Last year December

[dark nymph]

Lautaro been cooking for 3 years

[stark narwhal]

GK is easily real madrid

[dark nymph]

And is getting better every season

[dull geode]

He was a fraud for like 6 months

[dull geode]

😭

[dark nymph]

3

[dark nymph]

He literally is

[subtle galleon]

1-0 to real

[dull geode]

He fell off massively

[subtle galleon]

rb

[dark nymph]

His goals keep going up

[stark narwhal]

trent

[subtle galleon]

taa better

1-1

[stark narwhal]

yes

[subtle galleon]

cb

[dark nymph]

He literally had his best scoring season last season

[leaden crypt]

What

[stark narwhal]

what vs what

[subtle galleon]

miltao v matip or gomez

[stark narwhal]

@dull geode shut up, lautaro is better than dembele currently

[stark narwhal]

matip

ngl

[dark nymph]

Cheers

6-5

We win

Mashallah

[subtle galleon]

2-1

[stark narwhal]

militao always gets shit on

[dark nymph]

Ucl is coming home

[leaden crypt]

Topping group C g

[subtle galleon]

alaba v vvd

[stark narwhal]

vvd

[subtle galleon]

3-1

[stark narwhal]

actually

we can put rudiger in for militao

so rudiger gets that point

1-3

[dark nymph]

This team would cook

[stark narwhal]

wait its 2-2

[subtle galleon]

lb is mendy v robertson

[stark narwhal]

courtois taa rudiger vvd

[stark narwhal]

robby

[dull geode]

Alba 😭

[dark nymph]

You want me to put di marco man

[dull geode]

Just use 3 atb

[dark nymph]

They are all ass

[subtle galleon]

agree

[odd oxide]

Lautaro LW?

[subtle galleon]

3-2

[stark narwhal]

3-2 madrid

[subtle galleon]

midfield

[dark nymph]

I compensated for them and used their formation so i am allowed one shithouse pick just to make it into the xi

[subtle galleon]

kroos vs?

[dark nymph]

Doesn’t matter

Point to real

[stark narwhal]

thiago im pretty sure

but kroos wins

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[stark narwhal]

and modric wins

[subtle galleon]

camavinga?

[stark narwhal]

but fabinho wins against tchouameni

[subtle galleon]

oh

nvm

[dark nymph]

Both are mid rn

[stark narwhal]

so its 5-3

[subtle galleon]

attack

[dark nymph]

Just get benz out the way

[stark narwhal]

LW is diaz vs vini

[dark nymph]

Point to real

[stark narwhal]

thats tough

[dark nymph]

Vini is also clear

Imo

[subtle galleon]

vini better

[stark narwhal]

i would say vini

yeah

6-3

[subtle galleon]

recency

[dark nymph]

Benz

[stark narwhal]

RW is easily salah

[dark nymph]

7-3

[stark narwhal]

6-4

[dark nymph]

7-4

[stark narwhal]

and then benzema easily

7-4

and ancelotti vs klopp

[dark nymph]

Ancelotti also >klopp

8-4

[subtle galleon]

klopp

[stark narwhal]

ancelotti clear

8-4

[stark narwhal]

No

[dark nymph]

Should we do inter vs bayern

[subtle galleon]

sure

[stark narwhal]

that would be pathetic

[dark nymph]

I could shithouse a win here

[stark narwhal]

ok then

[subtle galleon]

or

[dark nymph]

Trust

[stark narwhal]

wait

[dark nymph]

Barca bayern after

[stark narwhal]

you guys play the

SAME FORMATION

[dark nymph]

True

True

[stark narwhal]

GK

[dull geode]

Let's do bayern-barca

[stark narwhal]

easily neuer

[dark nymph]

Bayern 1-0

[stark narwhal]

sorry handonovic

[dark nymph]

Don’t be

He is shit

[dull geode]

Bayern basically all

[dark nymph]

Nah relax

Rwb

Pavard Dumfries

Dumfries clears

[stark narwhal]

dumfries

yeah

[subtle galleon]

pavard is shit

[dark nymph]

1-1

[stark narwhal]

LWB is davies

[dark nymph]

Yep

2-1

Who is their rcb

[stark narwhal]

uhhh

[dark nymph]

Skriniar clears anyway

But who is it

[subtle galleon]

sule?

[dull geode]

De ligt?

Sule left

[stark narwhal]

sold

[subtle galleon]

i think

[mighty garden]

Bayern have mazaroui

As rwb

[subtle galleon]

idk

[dark nymph]

Hasn’t played yet

[dull geode]

Upamecano

[dark nymph]

So doesn’t count

[subtle galleon]

yes

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[mighty garden]

He’s still there lmao

[dull geode]

Ok bayern 3-1

[dark nymph]

????

Upa>skriniar????

Brotha

[subtle galleon]

skrinar better

[dark nymph]

2-2

Lucas hernandez vs de vrij

Bayern 3-2

[subtle galleon]

hernandez

midfield

[dark nymph]

Hold on

De ligt vs bastoni

[subtle galleon]

bastoni

[mighty garden]

Bastoni ngl

[subtle galleon]

3-3

[dense urchin]

nice

[dark nymph]

Alr cdm

This is gonna be tough

[subtle galleon]

kimmich clears

[mighty garden]

Kimmich

[subtle galleon]

4-3

[dark nymph]

Fairs

[mighty garden]

Yeah he clears

[woeful epoch]

Wait

[dark nymph]

Barella goretzka

[woeful epoch]

What are u doing

[dark nymph]

Barella clears

I am sorry

[woeful epoch]

Musiala>

[mighty garden]

Musiala is a cam

[woeful epoch]

No fucking way you're comparing inter to bayern 😭☠️

[dark nymph]

Musiala hakan

Musiala is better

5-4 bayern

[woeful epoch]

He can play anywhere

[dull geode]

No

[mighty garden]

He can play double pivot but he’s way worse there

[dark nymph]

Alr 2 striker

[woeful epoch]

And as a 6 too

[dark nymph]

Mane and who

[woeful epoch]

Gnabry

Mane

[subtle galleon]

gnabry

[dark nymph]

Mane clears lukaku

[mighty garden]

Coman

[stark narwhal]

gnabry is a striker?

[dark nymph]

Lautaro clears gnabry

[subtle galleon]

lm

[dark nymph]

6-5 bayern

Inshallah

[woeful epoch]

Idiot

No

[dark nymph]

Crat shush

Lautaro is a better player

[stark narwhal]

no

[woeful epoch]

Salern man doesn't come close

[dark nymph]

He is clear

[subtle galleon]

ngl

[woeful epoch]

Gnabry 16 npg

[subtle galleon]

i have gnabry clear

[woeful epoch]

Lautaro 21 goals aa striker

[dull geode]

Lmaooo

[subtle galleon]

more consistent

[dull geode]

What the f

[dark nymph]

Lautaro 21 goals as ss

Only 2 pens

[woeful epoch]

And gnabry played aa a rb

Stfu

[dull geode]

Now tf is lautaro better than gnabry????

[dark nymph]

Because he missed the other 3 but that’s besides the point

[woeful epoch]

7:4

[dark nymph]

No

[woeful epoch]

Shush

[dark nymph]

6-5

Lautaro is better

[woeful epoch]

No

[stark narwhal]

no

[dark nymph]

Yes

[dull geode]

Who is bayerns striker

[woeful epoch]

Gnabry

[subtle galleon]

mane

[woeful epoch]

Mane

[dull geode]

Ok 8-4

[dark nymph]

???

[woeful epoch]

Bro

[dark nymph]

Brother

[subtle galleon]

manager?

[woeful epoch]

There's only 11 players

[dark nymph]

12 players?

[stark narwhal]

flick is a better manager

easily

[woeful epoch]

Nagelsmanna

[dark nymph]

Man said flick

Oh lord

[dull geode]

I meant 8-t*o

[stark narwhal]

what thats not his name

[subtle galleon]

9-4?

[dark nymph]

Flick is Germanys manager

[stark narwhal]

13 fucking players?

[stark narwhal]

Oh

[dark nymph]

Idfk man

[stark narwhal]

Shit thats embarrassing

[dull geode]

Gk and manager ffs

[dark nymph]

They just making shit up now

It’s 6-5

Managers are both ass

[dull geode]

In conclusion, no inter player starts for bayern

[stark narwhal]

its called a starting 11 for a reason

[woeful epoch]

You're just bias af

[dark nymph]

That is a lie

[woeful epoch]

Shut up

Gnabry clears

[subtle galleon]

thats not tru

🤷🏾‍♂️

[dark nymph]

Crat your best player is a german child

Focus on your team

[woeful epoch]

Reus isn't a child

Tbh

[dull geode]

They own you tbf

[vast sandal]

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[dark nymph]

They don’t tbf

[dark nymph]

2018

[dull geode]

Anyways inter finishing 3rd barca 2nd, inter have bad squad depth, bayern ain't that good

[woeful epoch]

LOL

[dark nymph]

You weren’t even born then crat

[stark narwhal]

anyways

[dark nymph]

Allow it

[dull geode]

They got knocked out like that😭😭😭

[stark narwhal]

shall we do psg vs juventus

[dark nymph]

Anyway

[subtle galleon]

psg solos

[woeful epoch]

Carles pèrez lol

[stark narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-brakes-bus-stop-here-the-wheels-on-the-bus-gif-15192238

[subtle galleon]

a better matchup

is psg v city

[woeful epoch]

Not same group

[dull geode]

11-0 psg clears done

[subtle galleon]

ok

[stark narwhal]

uhhhhhh

city dortmund

?

[subtle galleon]

barca v bayern then

[dull geode]

It's even tbf

[remote kindle]

man u vs barca is gonna be epic

[dull geode]

Better than inter that's for sure

[dull geode]

Inter vs utd you mean

[stark narwhal]

What

[subtle galleon]

we can do that

[dull geode]

No way barca finishing 3rd

[subtle galleon]

gk?

[stark narwhal]

ederson

[subtle galleon]

ederson clears

[remote kindle]

barca is winning europa

[subtle galleon]

1-0

rb

[stark narwhal]

i dont even know the name of the dortmund keeper

[remote kindle]

🤑

[subtle galleon]

cancelo clears?

2-0

[stark narwhal]

cancelo is a lb

[dull geode]

We are not finishing 3rd you knob

[stark narwhal]

who do dortmund even play at rb

[remote kindle]

💀

[subtle galleon]

wait im dumb

[dull geode]

He means walker

[subtle galleon]

its walker

[remote kindle]

barca group is hard af

[woeful epoch]

No

[subtle galleon]

still dont matter 2-0

[stark narwhal]

oh god city win 11-0 just get it over with

[dull geode]

You think we still employ lenglet and umtiti 😭😭😭

[woeful epoch]

Nah

Tbf

8:33

8:3

[stark narwhal]

9-3 peps better manager

[dull geode]

It's not that hard. Inter suck in ucl

[subtle galleon]

atleti v?

[remote kindle]

bayern 😳

[stark narwhal]

who are atleti paired with

[dull geode]

Chelsea - ac milan

[woeful epoch]

Leverkusen

[dull geode]

No one relevant

[woeful epoch]

Atleti leverkusen

[subtle galleon]

ok

[woeful epoch]

[stark narwhal]

gk maignan

mendy dipped in form

so badly 😭

[woeful epoch]

Rb azpi

[dull geode]

Fr

[woeful epoch]

Cb tomori

[stark narwhal]

why did i put him in my fpl

[woeful epoch]

Cb Koulibaly

[stark narwhal]

😭😭😭😭

[woeful epoch]

Wait

Rb james

Lb theo

[remote kindle]

[woeful epoch]

Tbf

It's

8:3

Theo maignan and leao

[stark narwhal]

average glory hunting madrid fan trying to slander barca

[subtle galleon]

pulisic clears leao?

[stark narwhal]

origi clear of sterling as a no.9

[remote kindle]

as a madrid fan i actually want barca to beat bayern

[dull geode]

We are getting 4 points from them

[woeful epoch]

This season yea

[dull geode]

Its not hard

[woeful epoch]

Leao cosplaying ishowspeed

[dull geode]

WHAAAAT

[remote kindle]

you have lewa now

[subtle plover]

true viktoria and inter will progress from group C

[dull geode]

Has pulisic even played

[stark narwhal]

who even is milans striker

[woeful epoch]

Idk

[woeful epoch]

Origi

Giroud

[stark narwhal]

oh yeah ibra and giroud

[woeful epoch]

Zlatan

[stark narwhal]

forgot

[dull geode]

And kounde, and Araujo, and raphinha e.t.c

[stark narwhal]

and christensen and kessie

[dull geode]

Pulisic is worse than ferran

[stark narwhal]

hopefully foyth or meunier

[stark narwhal]

debatable

[dull geode]

Foyth is better

[subtle plover]

Rebić started at striker in serie a so far

[dull geode]

He man handled Davies Last szn

Gnabry went missing also against him

[subtle galleon]

hes not

[stark narwhal]

we need foyth before the window closes

[subtle galleon]

ferran is not good

[stark narwhal]

when does the window close again?

[dull geode]

Aug 31st

[stark narwhal]

shit.

[subtle galleon]

ight

who now

[stark narwhal]

5 days to “sign bilva and foyth”

piss off barca’s board

[dull geode]

We need kounde registered NOW

[stark narwhal]

depay just accept juve’s wages please 😭

[subtle plover]

he doesn't want to live with allergy ball

[subtle galleon]

we should do countries

[subtle plover]

replace juventus with benfica

[woeful epoch]

Haaland 💔

[subtle galleon]

spain v germany?

[woeful epoch]

[stark narwhal]

uefa is officially fixed

[subtle galleon]

gk?

[subtle plover]

benfica being 2nd in that group should be an expectation not a shock

[dull geode]

We are going to germany with a REAL team this time

I am not scarred

[woeful epoch]

To draw

[stark narwhal]

haaland vs city, lewa vs bayern, di maria vs psg

[woeful epoch]

And then lose away

[stark narwhal]

totally not fixed

[dull geode]

It will be a good result tbf

[subtle plover]

and benfica

[woeful epoch]

Fr

Rigged

[stark narwhal]

that too

[woeful epoch]

Delaney v us too

[subtle plover]

also don't forget, Bassey vs Rangers

[dull geode]

I just realized how scripted these stupid ass draws are wtf

[stark narwhal]

exactly

[mighty garden]

Dead

[dull geode]

Barca always have the hard groups

[woeful epoch]

@subtle plover I think you might make it

[stark narwhal]

madrid are paying uefa to give barca hard groups

[dull geode]

I swear

[subtle plover]

without mids, 4th place will be secured

[stark narwhal]

and toure is going along with it because hes still bitching about being on the bench

[woeful epoch]

I mean

[subtle plover]

also Timo werner vs real madrid

[woeful epoch]

I think you can come 2nd

Wirtz will be back

[stark narwhal]

timo solos

[subtle plover]

he's got himself a few goals against them

[dull geode]

Own goal

[stark narwhal]

timo angy mode now 😡😡

[woeful epoch]

???

[subtle plover]

also

Alexis sánchez vs tottenham

and guéndouzi

nuno tavares as well

Kolašinac

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/RBLeipzig/status/1562843507034767360?t=a7RDsvusfaV0OxJWyg4RIQ&s=19

RB Leipzig (@RBLeipzig)

_____ (__/) @realmadrid
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#UCLdraw

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Twitter · Aug 25, 2022, 4:45 PM

[stark narwhal]

ok and

[woeful epoch]

This club is weird

[subtle plover]

well yeah they're owned by red bull why would they not be weird

[dull geode]

I wish the ucl started in Oct bro

[stark narwhal]

someone found out what copypastas were

[dull geode]

Atleast we can cook and gel

[stark narwhal]

when does the ucl start

[subtle plover]

mid september

[stark narwhal]

bet

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[dull geode]

It's starting Sept 6th what

[subtle plover]

taremi vs azmoun

(taremi is clear)

Eustáquio vs Buchanan and Larin

[woeful epoch]

Seaonne v Simeone

Who's less finished

[dull geode]

Both are ass tbf

[subtle galleon]

simeone better

[stark narwhal]

whats your thoughts on your group

[subtle plover]

could be worse

[subtle galleon]

for longevity reasons

[subtle plover]

but the concern is not the group with these 4 defeats out of 4 matches this season

that needs to be fixed

quick

[mighty garden]

https://twitter.com/elleonrma/status/1562873314959273987?s=21&t=nkxMIflKR8IE74rVcJiBFg

EL LEÓN 🇪🇦 (@ELLEONRMA)

[THREAD] Why Real Madrid are winning the 15th UCL this season

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Twitter · Aug 25, 2022, 6:43 PM

[dull geode]

Not looking + irrelevant +warra mbappe

[dapper depot]

weirdo

[vast sandal]

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[subtle plover]

anyone else forget that Moise kean had a loan spell at paris saint germain

juventus should play him against them for the lolz

[dark nymph]

We play lazio today

[woeful epoch]

Cares

[subtle plover]

ez win then

[woeful epoch]

For lazio

[dark nymph]

You need therapy

[woeful epoch]

Calm down el club

[dark nymph]

Who hurt you

[winter goblet]

Ngl RMA are just farming the UCL atp

[dry musk]

sos

[subtle plover]

maybe football is simply a farmer's sport

[dry musk]

they got the easiest grp

[subtle plover]

werner gets to play his favourite team again

[mighty garden]

Seek sunset

[woeful epoch]

Shush

[dry musk]

https://tenor.com/view/timo-werner-chelsea-dance-moves-gif-23355385

[grave cape]

You know Zakharian?

[dapper depot]

nice win for Leipzig this season

[subtle plover]

smallest club in germany

[dull geode]

Bodied real VARdrid

[topaz bramble]

Frr

We want Super League ffs

[urban violet]

Bayern barca inter

💀

[shadow sable]

bro why other groups so ez

but barca have to go against bayern

[dapper depot]

Group a isn’t easy

Dortmunds group should be interesting at the least

Group h is also eye catching

[shadow sable]

it is for liverpool

ajax is like only their main rivals

which are easy to beat

and napoli is just ass ever since maradona left

group b is atletico clear

ok heres my predictions

[cerulean zinc]

Napoli are getting better

[dapper depot]

A UCL title winning Liverpool lost to Napoli not too long ago lol

Napoli aren’t ass

[shadow sable]

Group A: Liverpool
Group B: Atletico
Group C: Barca
Group D: Spurs
Group E: Chelsea / Milan
Group F: Madrid
Group G: City
Group H: PSG

Group G aint even hard

dortmund this season is trash

haaland gone

[dapper depot]

It should be interesting who fights for the second spot

Sevilla or Dortmund

[shadow sable]

dortmund takes the dub

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1562882044145070080

Troll Football (@TrollFootball)

Barcelona and Bayern Munich meets again

https://t.co/WwV5qzrrXs

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Twitter · Aug 25, 2022, 7:18 PM

[dapper depot]

🐐🇫🇷

[cerulean zinc]

I hate that trophy it looks like shit

[dapper depot]

still a goat trophy

[shadow sable]

more valid award then ballandor

[cerulean zinc]

It just looks bad

[granite notch]

Ay

Wsg

[forest beacon]

You can see all the fingerprints on it lol

[granite notch]

It looks pretty decent in my opinion.

[mystic oxide]

Least reactionary Liverpool fan

I understand being worried for the future due to an ageing but thinking everything is shit just because you have 2 points in your first 3 matches is nonsense

[dapper depot]

great to know we own Liverpool

[granite notch]

haha

[woeful epoch]

We're pretty much better without him tbh

Compared to last year

[dapper depot]

the season barely started how do you even know

[winter goblet]

Nah dont do Dortmund like that

[leaden crypt]

"Barca"

[dapper depot]

you think Inter finishing above Barca?

I see it very unlikely

[woeful epoch]

I think it's mid

[dapper depot]

what is

[leaden crypt]

50%

[dapper depot]

bros lazy to crop

[woeful epoch]

No

25%

[leaden crypt]

No

[dapper depot]

10%

[woeful epoch]

You ain't that guy pal

[woeful epoch]

Fair

[woeful epoch]

You're shit in ucl chill

[flat moth]

Jorginho won that award

[leaden crypt]

I trust in my team

[woeful epoch]

Porginho

[dapper depot]

That guy is such a fraud

[woeful epoch]

Fr

[leaden crypt]

Overhated wtf

[dapper depot]

Could never be like my goat

Reus

[woeful epoch]

Na you really thought schlotterbeck was reus ☠️

[dapper depot]

?

[woeful epoch]

Hmm

[dapper depot]

oh the tweet

I was half joking

🏂

[woeful epoch]

❄

Best league itw

💪

[leaden crypt]

Which German team reached semis of ucl

Last season

@woeful epoch

[woeful epoch]

No one

But there hasn't been an Italian team in atleast ucl qf

Since 19/20

☠️

[oak panther]

[forest dagger]

Good morning.

[leaden crypt]

We tried

Juve didn't

Milan was shit

[woeful epoch]

Tf u mean u tried

[leaden crypt]

And same for Atalanta

[oak panther]

Good morning Tenders

[woeful epoch]

In ur last 4 seasons you lost in the groups 3 times

[oak panther]

Inter will win this szn UEL imo

[leaden crypt]

Lost 2-1 on agg. vs liverpool 👍

[woeful epoch]

@leaden crypt

[dapper depot]

United

[leaden crypt]

Conte tax

[woeful epoch]

Whereas juve qualified every single

Time

[oak panther]

winning the UECL

[woeful epoch]

And Milan also finished 4th

And atalanta carried serie a

[leaden crypt]

Juve can't even beat lyon

They are trash

[dapper depot]

juve are a joke tbf

[woeful epoch]

You can't beat gladbach and shakthar

Chill

[leaden crypt]

3-2 and 2-0

Relax

[woeful epoch]

Last season brev

[forest dagger]

Juve’s the reason why Benfica has a chance at finishing 2nd.

[woeful epoch]

You finished 4th

☠️

[dapper depot]

No they didn’t

[leaden crypt]

2 seasons ago*

[woeful epoch]

Well

Last year

Ok

[dapper depot]

they played Liverpool

[leaden crypt]

And yes

Conte tax

[woeful epoch]

Bro

[leaden crypt]

Conte is shit in Europe bro

[woeful epoch]

Madrid
Gladbach
Shaktar
Inter

[dapper depot]

That was 2 years ago

[woeful epoch]

Spurs thinks its el group but they'll be going to el

😹

[flat moth]

Even without considering the third placed UCL clubs
I would still wouldn’t say they are top 2 in europa league rn

[leaden crypt]

Fr

[flat moth]

Arsenal and Roma>

[leaden crypt]

W

[woeful epoch]

Roma mid

[flat moth]

Nah Mourinho second szn

[leaden crypt]

European champions

[dapper depot]

Casemiro gonna carry them to final

[woeful epoch]

Manager tax

[dapper depot]

[flat moth]

They gonna cook

[leaden crypt]

Respect the European champions imo

[woeful epoch]

Dani scourge

Do you think you'll make it out

[flat moth]

50-50