football-lounge

[dark nymph]

I’ll give him that

[foggy lion]

Saint-Maximin is that you

[sonic harbor]

Their net spend isn’t high

[granite notch]

Top 5: SAF, Mourinho, Pep, Zidane, Wegner. easy.

[foggy lion]

https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1562110453588836353

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC)

Jorgelina [Di Maria’s wife]: “We were in Madrid, the best club in the world, everything was perfect until unfortunately an offer from Manchester came, I told him no way, no way, but he kept saying it’s more money & we have to go, it was horrible, so horrible.” [@MadridXtra] #mufc

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[cosmic tide]

btw mourinho or pep

[dark nymph]

Wenger doesn’t deserve to be there

[sonic harbor]

I find it funny that ppl are having this convo now though conveniently after they’ve lost the 1st 3 games

[granite notch]

It is high. Second or third highest in the prem

[cosmic tide]

Watch golf bruh

[granite notch]

Mourinho

[sonic harbor]

net spend

[dark nymph]

Nah he is top 10

But there are managers more deserving of top 5

[granite notch]

Yes he does what are you on about

[dark nymph]

Rest i agree with

[cosmic tide]

mate top 5 for sure

who tf are you going to put instead of him

klopp?

[dark nymph]

Sacchi

[granite notch]

Who do you think should be there?

[granite notch]

Who?

[cosmic tide]

one won ucl with Porto one couldn't do it with a super team

[dark nymph]

Shows your ball knowledge if you don’t know who sacchi is

[granite notch]

He won with inter and Porto. Pep couldn’t do it with Bayern or city 💀

[granite notch]

I know who he is

And clearly your biased

[dark nymph]

How am i biased towards an ac milan manager

[granite notch]

Doesn’t prove anything wether rivals or not

[stark narwhal]

pep couldnt do it with bayern or city

[dark nymph]

Just proves i have no reason to be biased

[granite notch]

I’ll have to admit sacchi is either 6 or 7

[dark nymph]

That’s fair

[cosmic tide]

Ik bruh

[dark nymph]

For me he is top 5

[granite notch]

You can’t admit that Wegner is better

[granite notch]

Alright fair enough then

[stark narwhal]

1. mourinho

easy

[granite notch]

Who’s your all top 5?

[cosmic tide]

lol no

[dark nymph]

I can’t say he is top 5 of all time when he has never won a ucl

Or a world cup

[sonic harbor]

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/premier-league/fuenfjahresvergleich/wettbewerb/GB1 @granite notch if we look at the last 10 years, Arsenal, Chelsea, city, United, newcastle, spurs, and West Ham all have a higher net spend

[dark nymph]

They are the 2 biggest trophies in football and he has neither

[granite notch]

Exactly

If he did I would have rated him 4th probably

[sonic harbor]

So his spending has been less than his rivals

Yet he’s been outperforming all of them

With the exception of pep

[dark nymph]

Same reason why I can’t say arsenal is an elite club

They don’t have a ucl

They can’t be in that conversation imo

[stark narwhal]

they shouldve won it in 2006

[granite notch]

But wegner did create history for Arsenal

[sonic harbor]

City net spend in the last 10 years in 928m compared to Liverpool 333m 😭😭

[dark nymph]

Should’ve maybe but did they no

[granite notch]

And who’s your top 5 @dark nymph

[sonic harbor]

How can you talk about investment and cash

Lmao there’s no comparison

[ocean eagle]

Ayo what Djurgardens is doing 😭

[dark nymph]

In order 1mou 2 pep 3 saf 4 zidane 5 lippi

[granite notch]

SAF 3RD

[sonic harbor]

Zidane 😭😭😭😭

[granite notch]

Nah bro your kidding right?

[sonic harbor]

IM FUCKING DEAD

LOOOOOOOL

[granite notch]

Zidane deserves to be there you good 💀

[sonic harbor]

Zidane ahead of ancelotti

Okay

Just say you don’t know ball and keep it moving

[granite notch]

You don’t know what he did at all 💀

[stark narwhal]

putting zidane over ancelotti is crazy

[sonic harbor]

Literally

[dark nymph]

Imma be completely honest

[granite notch]

Not at all

[dark nymph]

I forgot ancelotti exists

[granite notch]

Zidane better

[sonic harbor]

Lmaooo

[stark narwhal]

it is

[dark nymph]

I would have him 5th

Allow it i just woke up

[sonic harbor]

Do you know ancelotti’s achievements ?

He’s won the league in each of the top 5 leagues lmao

[granite notch]

Wait go ahead and edit it back

[sonic harbor]

I think he’s the only manager in history to do so

[granite notch]

He won 4 UCLS

[sonic harbor]

UCL isn’t everything lmao

[dark nymph]

1 mou 2 pep 3 saf 4 lippi 5 ancelotti

[granite notch]

and don’t say because he has Ronaldo or bbc

[dark nymph]

That’s more like it

[sonic harbor]

😭

[granite notch]

I know

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[sonic harbor]

There’s more to football than ucl

Please

[stark narwhal]

3

[sonic harbor]

Respect

[granite notch]

He had a short career though

[sonic harbor]

Ancelotti

Ok and in time he may be better

[stark narwhal]

he also had a super team

[granite notch]

and for a short career like that no manager would have done as much

[sonic harbor]

But he’s not right now

[granite notch]

Yeah my bad

[granite notch]

He created it though

[stark narwhal]

not really

[granite notch]

Obviously

[sonic harbor]

In fact ancelotti won the UCL last year with a WORSE team than Zidane ever had

[granite notch]

Because everyone else last year was worse in other teams compared to their time 😭

[sonic harbor]

If you don’t know ancelotti’s achievements just say

[granite notch]

Zidane had it harder

[sonic harbor]

😭

Omds

[granite notch]

I know what he did

I know who he coached for

[sonic harbor]

“Zidane had it harder”

You must be joking

[stark narwhal]

zidane had prime ronaldo bale and an inform benzema at his front 3

[dark nymph]

Only problem with ancelotti is he has some dark spots in his career

[granite notch]

I’m taking about other teams we’re harder and more competitive then they are last year

[dark nymph]

He should have never went to everton

[granite notch]

If he wins another major trophy I’ll then admit he’s better

[granite notch]

Happy he went to psg though

[dark nymph]

Ok hear me out

https://tenor.com/view/inter-simone-inzaghi-simone-inzaghi-inter-inzaghi-inzaghi-inter-gif-24135031

Top 5 imo

[granite notch]

And then I’ll say my top 5

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/inter_xtra/status/1562105992439119872?s=21&t=ARR6BU7xLn8HOZ1GoLgpaA

Inter Xtra (@Inter_Xtra)

#Inter is meeting with the agent of Acerbi but in the meantime is also trying to understand the possibility of signing Chelsea defender Trevoh Chalobah on loan.

[@SkySport via @DiMarzio 🌕]

Twitter · Aug 23, 2022, 3:54 PM

I need chalobah here

He would bang

[granite notch]

Underrated

[dark nymph]

He would be a monster at middle cb in our system

[granite notch]

Yeah

Honestly if United sign him too we would be unstoppable

Varane can’t control his injuries so he will be our back up

[dark nymph]

Just take de vrij

He would fit yall

[granite notch]

True as well

Glazers wouldn’t though because he’s not from Netherlands and ten hang won’t want him

[dark nymph]

Who de vrij?

[granite notch]

Jose

Hi

Hey

Po palah needs his mane

🥺

[frosty void]

Lol true

[woeful epoch]

@dark nymph

[wispy abyss]

Brighton going to the Champions League

[frosty void]

Leeds*

[winter goblet]

🐐 behaviour

[stark narwhal]

ronaldo isnt a goat

[dark nymph]

Yes

[woeful epoch]

Akanji 🙏

[solid hull]

Fake but still cool

[dark nymph]

Chalobah is the first option

Football in italy is different

[solid hull]

Nah, england is broken

[restive tendon]

Yeah but italy isnt in wc

[woeful epoch]

[solid hull]

Ppl enter the stadium hours before everywhere in the world

Who enters before kick off

Only casuals

Imo

[dark nymph]

You support real madrid

[solid hull]

Yes

[wispy abyss]

People don't really work in Italy

[woeful epoch]

Compare this to Germany g

Italy stadiums ain't even full

Tf is he saying

[restive tendon]

Dortmund stadium is full before 30 mins

[woeful epoch]

Look at lazio roma and all dem

[solid hull]

That has nothing to do with it

[stark narwhal]

they have 4 times the world cup trophies of england

[woeful epoch]

?

[solid hull]

He says that people come earlier at the stadium

[woeful epoch]

No

[restive tendon]

They shouldve qualified

[solid hull]

Nothing to do with the number of ppl at the match

[woeful epoch]

full during the warmup

[stark narwhal]

brazil probably wouldve won the wc in 1966 if they didnt fumble the bag

[woeful epoch]

[stark narwhal]

cringe gif

[solid hull]

Yeah brazil were arrogant

They deserved to lose

Also uruguay was pissed

[wispy abyss]

We getting a MAccabi Haifa thread today?

[solid hull]

Ik

[restive tendon]

Maccabi haifa is ass

[red mantle]

Lol

[solid hull]

Bro not everyone supports the best clubs.

[wispy abyss]

You seem fun

[dark nymph]

??

[solid hull]

U support racing right?

[dark nymph]

We literally sell out every game

[wispy abyss]

100%

[woeful epoch]

What

[solid hull]

Cool

[dark nymph]

We sold out the spezia game ffs

[solid hull]

Are you argentinian?

[woeful epoch]

Shock that there's 1 team in Italy

[wispy abyss]

50% lol

[solid hull]

Nice

Imagine 50% portugese

[winter goblet]

Not fake

[dark nymph]

Juve also sell out every game

[dark nymph]

But their stadium is much smaller

[woeful epoch]

35k 🔥

Roma and lazio never sell out brev

[wispy abyss]

are you Romanian? (FCSB)

[solid hull]

Yeah

[dark nymph]

Because their stadium is shit

[woeful epoch]

[dark nymph]

Footballing genius

[restive tendon]

Worst italian manager

[solid hull]

Currently steaua is 3 down in the second division. (Our rivals, stole our name)

You love to see it

[restive tendon]

FCSB lost to vikings

Better do a turnaround

[solid hull]

We will

Joao Giginho is on our side

[restive tendon]

Djurgardens is winning uecl anyways

[solid hull]

They struggling against apoel

[stark narwhal]

oh i thought you had to score to win

guess i was wrong

[restive tendon]

Nah theyre winning 4-2 on agg

[solid hull]

4 3

For now

Fcsb winning uecl

[restive tendon]

Fuck apoel scored

[stark narwhal]

what game yall talking bout

[solid hull]

Djungarden apoel

In the uecl qualifiers

You support djungarden right

Ace

[restive tendon]

Kinda

[solid hull]

They eliminated Sepsi, that's why I don't like them

[restive tendon]

I just want them to go far

[stark narwhal]

apoel vs djurgarden?

[solid hull]

Also, they are probably the favs of the qualifiers

[restive tendon]

But i support villarreal mainly

[stark narwhal]

w

[solid hull]

Yah

[stark narwhal]

great team great coach

[wispy abyss]

Can we just put are teams in our nicknames or is that like a perk

[restive tendon]

Jokes aside villarreal is gonna farm through uecl

[stark narwhal]

anyone can

not a perk

[solid hull]

Just put them

[stark narwhal]

i hope so

unai emery masterclass

unless arsenal gets grouped in the europa league

[restive tendon]

And mandi from my country plays there so

[stark narwhal]

ye

algeria got robbed bruh

[wispy abyss]

check me out

[solid hull]

I actually kind of hope fcsb qualifies in the group stage and gets in with a really good team and 2 bad ones

[restive tendon]

Sadly nobody cares about CAF

[solid hull]

I would love Villarreal to come to Bucharest

[restive tendon]

The fucking var official said we should've qualified 😭

[solid hull]

Who?

[restive tendon]

Algeria v cameroon

wc qualifiers

[solid hull]

Oh

Cheers Geoff

[long thunder]

@wild tangle any news on your side for lineups?

[wild tangle]

Probably in 15mins or so

[stark narwhal]

still cant believe that juve tied against sampdoria

but a cleansheet is a cleansheet ig

[long thunder]

This is what I am seeing

[restive tendon]

Juve is finished

Under allegri

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/blue_footy/status/1561987865852141568?s=21&t=ARR6BU7xLn8HOZ1GoLgpaA

Vince™ (@Blue_Footy)

AC Milan could lose their most important player, with Chelsea ready to get serious with an offer of around €95m Rafael Leao.

{Calciomercato}

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Twitter · Aug 23, 2022, 8:05 AM

Milan are fucked if this happens

[restive tendon]

95m 😭

[stark narwhal]

oh no

so is leao

[wild tangle]

Roughly standard lineup yeah

[stark narwhal]

i really hope leao doesnt go to that finished club

[dark nymph]

I do

[restive tendon]

Tommy Tuckel would ruin him

[dark nymph]

As an avid and life long milan fan i think that leao should move to the biggest league itw

[subtle plover]

He's already in the champions league

[restive tendon]

Serie A competition is going back to Milan v Inter

After being juve-napoli sometimes roma for a while

[subtle plover]

More like juve and then napoli "put the pressure on"

[restive tendon]

Ancelotti put some pressure

Juve were farming

[graceful basin]

I need help

[dark nymph]

Napoli and roma will be out of the race by december

[graceful basin]

Og advise

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[dark nymph]

They are always the same

[long thunder]

Graphic lineups for Zvezda v Maccabi Haifa

[wild tangle]

https://twitter.com/mhfootballclub/status/1562134772108894208

Maccabi Haifa FC (@mhfootballclub)

ה-11 שלנו להערב 🟢⚽️🔥
#ucl #uclplayoff #יאללהמכבי

Twitter · Aug 23, 2022, 5:48 PM

[graceful basin]

Guys i pulled a muscle

[wild tangle]

Yeah basically what you said @long thunder

[graceful basin]

I have a match on friday

What Should i do

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[wild tangle]

Shape in your image a bit odd tho

Haziza would be lw usually

But plays rw too, i guess rm could work

Considering we'll be defensive

Or try to

[long thunder]

I think you're going in for a early kill

[wild tangle]

Bold, but not too far from bachar

[subtle plover]

Djurgården seal the deal

3:2 defeat but win 5:3 agg

[burnt thorn]

Nah as long as the whistle dont blow, it didnt happen yet

[burnt thorn]

Also this win means they play in UECL, right?

This is the final qualification round surely

[subtle plover]

ya

[daring summit]

Haifa and hebrew , i’m scared here

[daring summit]

Get banend on social media

[wild tangle]

Uh..

[restive tendon]

djurgardens through

💥

[burnt thorn]

FT now yeah

[wild tangle]

Wait, did you mean that ancient 6-3 or 5-2 or what not

Yeah 5-2 in 2002 or so

[daring summit]

I’m your neighbour

Listen can we postpone war just 2 weeks?

[wild tangle]

Summer waits for no politicians

I wonder if the red star fans are already at it

[burnt thorn]

Well they're happy

[subtle plover]

that AIK fan in this server isn't happy though

[stark narwhal]

what did he say??

[forest dagger]

Stoked.

[long thunder]

Hell yea

[solemn tusk]

are u actually

at the emirates stadium rn

[woeful epoch]

Bro that's benficas stadium

[solemn tusk]

oh

shit

😭

sorry

[wispy abyss]

Before enlarging it I thought it was Red Star. Was like holy sh*t they got one hell of an upgrade

[woeful epoch]

It's fine lmao

[subtle plover]

ya the stadium of light

[tacit snow]

glory glory man uniteeeed

[subtle plover]

or estádio da luz

[solemn tusk]

any mods here i have a question?

@modern palm

hi

[sudden ledge]

?

[solemn tusk]

look in #bot-sandbox

howler lied

i tried to switch stand

[flat moth]

#1011704742977745016

[woeful epoch]

Cool

[woeful epoch]

Who's next

[granite notch]

2 days til the Cl group stage draw

[granite notch]

praying to get barca day and night 🙏

[woeful epoch]

You wanna play us in qf

[granite notch]

sorry we dont play uel 😭

[woeful epoch]

Bro

[granite notch]

how the fuck did you end up 3rd

[woeful epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/edin-terzic-terzic-dortmund-bvb-terzic-bvb-gif-26205881

[woeful epoch]

Injuries but terzic is good in cups

[granite notch]

bro conceded 3 goals in the span of 5 mins and im supposed to believe that he gets Dortmund to the qf

i mean it would be great for our reputition but it aint gon happen

and this is the last normal ucl too

before the league system

literally nobody speaks about it

[tardy oracle]

i speak arabic to allah, english to my fellas and french to my french teacher. But i dont talk to people who count their ucls with 1 hand🥱

[woeful epoch]

Bro

Nagelsmann lost to villareal

Does it mean he's bad

[tardy oracle]

yes

yes it fucking does

[granite notch]

our team was tighter than

[tardy oracle]

muller is older than him

might aswell be better than him

[granite notch]

im not gon say it

nagelsmann masterclass for 4 games in a row and people still mad 😭

watch us rip the group apart with 18 points and 3 conceded goals

[granite notch]

22-3 would be a dream

[dull geode]

Yeah ik

I hate the leagues system

[compact raft]

WAS MPAYPAL so bad since now or since like... a few years?

but i also hope that messi/neymar go back to FCB

[sonic harbor]

Brokelona can’t afford that

[compact raft]

if they can sell as many players as they can

[sonic harbor]

Do yk how many players they’d have to sell to fund that

[compact raft]

11

[sonic harbor]

Even if they sold a ridiculous amount of players they’d still be in negative

[granite notch]

they have to sell 5 expensive players they can afford

[compact raft]

CANT they un-sign some players?

[sonic harbor]

It doesn’t make sense to sell a lot of players to sign a 30 year old and a player who will likely retire in 2 years

[granite notch]

no they have to sell

[sonic harbor]

I don’t think you realise how much debt they’re in Lmao

[compact raft]

-1 bilion dollars

good luck

[sonic harbor]

So it’s virtually impossible

And would be suicide

To sign neymar and messi

[granite notch]

what if messi SOMEHOW wants to come for absolutely free

[compact raft]

but why did they think to sign up more players if they didnt have the money?

[granite notch]

spotify

[compact raft]

back in the golden years of FCB,they made great purschases

such as god zlatan

but for some reason,he has no UCL

due to his transfers

08/09: FCB
09/10: inter
10/11: FCB
zlatan
2006 to 2009: inter
09/10: FCB

[cinder mountain]

not even a UCL final

very nice Zlartan good boy

Not insult

[compact raft]

god zlatan is watching you

if only FCB didnt do some crazy crap

but during the guardiola era,and who was FCB coach when they had eto'o/ronaldinho?

he was a dutch one,if i know

[runic gull]

Rijkaard?

[compact raft]

yeah

so they had rijkaard,guardiola,now xavi

any1 i forgot?

[runic gull]

Well yeah

[compact raft]

who did i forgot?

[runic gull]

Tito, enrique valverde setien koeman

Im not even the Barca fan here hehe

[compact raft]

bruh

i also have a theory about ucl 2009:
it was provably rigged,for making a messi ronaldo final,prolly on purpose

but in what year FCB was really at its best?

[cursive robin]

Didn’t Barca get some calls against them that game too

Some missed pens and the Eto’o 1v1

[compact raft]

man utd vs FCB?
okay.
let me see the highlights

[compact raft]

or what trio was the best?
MESSI SUAREZ NEYMAR 2015
messi pedro villa 2011
messi eto'o henry 2009
messi ronaldinho eto'o 2006

[granite notch]

2009

[cursive robin]

No the Chelsea game

[compact raft]

about world cups:
is this a coincidence?:
in 2006 italy won in germany
in 1990 germany won in italy

coincidence?

[granite notch]

no

[compact raft]

ok

[tawdry copper]

no

[compact raft]

i tought it was

[tardy oracle]

che adams>>>r9 suarez haaland mbappe lewandowski benzema

nothing will change my mind

[upbeat solstice]

Tbh rn there isn’t anything live that interests me besides Benfica vs dynamo Kyiv

But at least tomorrow barça plays city

😅

[dull geode]

Like we couldn't afford raphinha and kounde 😭

[compact raft]

but what if FCB wasnt in so much debt?

[stark narwhal]

bit worried about that game

but city just tied against newcastle so who knows

[upbeat solstice]

If we lose it could bring down a bit of momentum and confidence but in the end it’s just a friendly

So it doesn’t matter much

[stark narwhal]

yeah

[upbeat solstice]

But looking forward to it

Also it’s being played at the camp nou😎

[remote snow]

Memes go in #memes 👍

[bold turtle]

Mbappe push

[dusk pasture]

https://twitter.com/rangersfc/status/1562167793839026176?s=21&t=e9pVfuziVGBJOSL-qfApjQ

Rangers Football Club (@RangersFC)

🎮 #RangersFC are thrilled to announce a new, multi-year partnership with @EASPORTS, and the largest sports video game franchise in the world, @EASPORTSFIFA.

All the info 👇

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[remote snow]

Left Konami

[native quest]

Best players in the world right now:
3: Mbappe
2: KDB
1: Neymar
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[stark narwhal]

What

no way thats not a joke

please tell me you’re joking

[tawdry copper]

Exactly

Neymar should win the Ballon d'Or

[pure dirge]

hiii

besiktas > rangers

[whole lagoon]

Hi

[pure dirge]

Ridvan Yilmaz is not great man, Beşiktaş is bigger than Rangers

frankfurt haha

It's your ignorance that you don't know besiktas

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[hasty fractal]

You should, they drew with st Johnstone

[pure dirge]

I don't know of a success of rangers until this year?

[hasty fractal]

Ah yes the Queen’s Park vs besiktas rivalry

[pure dirge]

A club doomed to be crushed under the Rangers Celtic.

[hasty fractal]

Yes but besiktas is Istanbuls partick thistle

Yes

[pure dirge]

Beşiktaş is a bigger club than any club in Scotland. You can keep crying.

[safe mortar]

hmm

UEFA begs to differ

tbh you're now actually below both Celtic and Rangers

[pure dirge]

Beşiktaş has contributed more to Turkish football than Galatasaray in the last 10 years.

[safe mortar]

By signing Dele Alli?

I know

I looked at the new one

Besiktas 52nd

Celtic 51st

Rangers 33rd

[pure dirge]

haha, they were eliminated from Liverpool's European league in 2014. In 2016, we made the quarter-finals at UCL and came back from the semi-finals. We came out of the UCL groups undefeated in 2018. Is it enough?

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/inter_xtra/status/1562170761862848514?s=21&t=0Sn-Ywxii-nu2Fg_pA4lTg

Inter Xtra (@Inter_Xtra)

Chelsea has asked for a €2M loan fee for Trevoh Chalobah.

[via @FBiasin 🌖]

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Twitter · Aug 23, 2022, 8:11 PM

Don’t think we’ll pay that

Hopefully they behave themselves and lower it

[safe mortar]

joker

[dark nymph]

?

It’s genuinely more than we are looking to spend

[pure dirge]

viktoria plzen will be miserable in champions league

[silent elm]

WE SCORED OWN GOAL IN LAST MINUTE

Im gonna kill myself

[hasty fractal]

Haven’t played Real Madrid in ages and don’t want anyone we’ve played in recent years

[forest dagger]

What do the fire emojis represent?

[hasty fractal]

Skull means no and fire means yes

[forest dagger]

You’re not getting past Porto.

[autumn marsh]

Stankovic out!

[hasty fractal]

More beatable than psg Bayern or Manchester City

3rd in groups is doable

[plucky wagon]

how do i put my flair?

[strange jetty]

Frankfurt?

Europa League winners Frankfurt?

[hasty fractal]

May aswell be in Europa league of yous want an easy group

[strange jetty]

Ajax is worse than Frankfurt

They lost half of their team lmao

Feels like 2019

[halcyon shadow]

WE ARE THE PEOPLE

[strange jetty]

Cuz we're Bayern

And we beat them 5-1

👀

[halcyon shadow]

Bro Bayern must be one of the most boring teams to support

😴

[strange jetty]

*6-1

[strange jetty]

Yes winning is boring

[hasty fractal]

Group of death- Psg, Liverpool, and inter

[halcyon shadow]

R u including Liverpool in the death list?

U seen their last 3 games

[hasty fractal]

Barcelona then

[halcyon shadow]

They can’t make away games. Don’t have money for planes

They have to automatically just forfeit

Bro I’d be happy with a single win but sure

[plucky wagon]

How good it is to support Atlético Mineiro

I'm watching videos of my team's fans, too good

[hasty fractal]

True

[silent elm]

I cant believe we lost like that..

Last min own goal

[native lance]

Feel bad for yall tbh

[dull geode]

You've won your league 10 times in a row

Farmers

[ancient merlin]

how is anyone even supposed to compete in the bundesliga

[woeful epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/borussia-dortmund-borussia-dortmund-wolfsburg-goal-gif-13840846

[dark nymph]

-haven’t won it in a decade

[stark narwhal]

lmfao

[woeful epoch]

And you haven't made out of r16 in a decade

Shut up

[karmic tinsel]

futbol my friends

[dark nymph]

Making it out of r16 is now a trophy?

No wonder your club is so small

[woeful epoch]

Emphasising on being good

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[stark narwhal]

who does crat support

[dark nymph]

Sheffield united

[stark narwhal]

oh....

how does he make fun of your club when they cant even promote to the first division

but he must be very passionate to support a club like that

respect

[subtle plover]

By the prem not taking all the players

[stark narwhal]

bayern*

[subtle plover]

Premier league*

[dull geode]

bodied that fraud

[lilac gate]

https://tenor.com/view/that-one-there-was-a-violation-that1there-was-violation-violation-that-one-there-was-a-violation-personally-i-wouldnt-have-it-that1there-was-a-violation-personally-i-wouldnt-have-it-gif-20040456

[modern palm]

Common crat W

[dull geode]

your club isnt better than inter rn tbf

[flat moth]

😭

He is a Dortmund fan

Don’t fall for everything olio says

[dark nymph]

Are you implying that i am a liar???

[flat moth]

No

[dark nymph]

Smh scourage

I am offended

And distraught

[subtle plover]

as funny as this looks I don't think he wants to be part of a 4th place in the UCL group club

or maybe he thinks he can carry them to 3rd then realizes he cannot even do that

[fleet gust]

The whole farmers league debate between the both will get out of control

[rustic night]

Futbol lounge

[heavy crest]

huh whats cameraman role?

why do i have it

[wet ermine]

Yall get horny

How

💀

[heavy crest]

not me the guy on insta

[wet ermine]

I just get horny for 10 min

Then it goes away

[red mantle]

[plucky sandal]

Bro what has this server come to

I leave for the hat

What

A week?

and this is the shit were talking about?

Let’s talk about how all time Kroos >= Modric

[mighty garden]

Lounge is dead bro

[wispy abyss]

Hello

[granite notch]

its 3 am if you didnt relieze

[plucky sandal]

For some people

💀

[granite notch]

for people in eu

🤷‍♂️

[plucky sandal]

I don’t live in ur

EU

And I make the rules

[mighty garden]

It’s dead all the time tho lmao

[plucky sandal]

Since when

[granite notch]

cap

[plucky sandal]

It’ll be big again for UCL and World Cup

I guess

[wispy abyss]

No thread for Tucuman game?????

[mighty garden]

Every time I’m online everyone talks more at #premier-league

[glad cairn]

Nice you woke them up thanks man 👍

[granite notch]

LOL

[coral grove]

haaland, haaland

[silk jasper]

Rate my edit

[stark narwhal]

anyone who plays fifa go to #gaming

i need some advice

[glad cairn]

0/10 bro I can't even see it properly

[dull geode]

I swear

[dull geode]

How the actual fck is benzema there

Like

If you asked real madrid fan their opinion about benzema 3 years ago they would have told you that he should be sold instantly

[dark nymph]

Who would you put instead?

He deserves to be up there for this generation

[stark narwhal]

1. suarez
2. lewandowski
3. benzema
4. zlatan

[dark nymph]

Benzema over zlatan is crazy

[dull geode]

Aguero

[dark nymph]

Benzema is a better player

[dull geode]

Recency bias

[dull geode]

For 1 season out of 13

[stark narwhal]

benzema has been good for a bit

[dull geode]

Actually 2 seasons

[stark narwhal]

his time at lyon was incredible

[dull geode]

At real madrid it wasn't great

[stark narwhal]

then how is he the second all time top scorer for real madrid

over raul, hugo sanchez, etc

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[oak panther]

Fairs
I saw ppl switching Ibra with Benz tho

[stark narwhal]

thats close

[oak panther]

If we replace Ibra with Aguero how would u rank them

[dull geode]

He is good but not good enough to be in that list

[stark narwhal]

benzema and aguero tied

[dull geode]

3rd

[stark narwhal]

i still cant believe how people think benzema is the best striker of all time though

[dull geode]

It's beyond stupid

[stark narwhal]

some people even compare benzema to r9

😭

[mighty garden]

Stop

Stop talking

[heavy crest]

Top 5 strikers of this generation?

[coarse surge]

all time?!?!

LMAO sure

crazy opinion

[stark narwhal]

1. suarez
2. lewandowski
3. aguero
4. benzema
5. zlatan

but i dont even know if zlatan counts as this generation at this point

[coarse surge]

benz over zlatan?

[stark narwhal]

imo yeah

[coarse surge]

debatable but kay

[stark narwhal]

2nd all time top scorer for real madrid, lead lyon to a title, etc

[coarse surge]

3rd top scorer in ucl as well

[stark narwhal]

yep

[coarse surge]

still zlatan on top

zlatan the 🐐

[urban agate]

No

He won nothing with my team

[silk jasper]

Is this good I made it

[urban agate]

So no

[urban agate]

No

[heavy crest]

Kane 6th I'd assume

Thinking he's better than benz all time, prolly not

[stark narwhal]

i would put kane up there if he won actual trophies

but getting the all time top scorer for the epl is tough

especially when you play for spurs

[cursive granite]

https://twitter.com/barcauniversal/status/1561978190230429696?s=12&t=NmpL6NmYzLVmIiyjCMyUJg

dirtiest businessman 😎

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

Sources from Mallorca claim that negotiations with Martin Braithwaite are not going well because the player asked for a higher salary than he currently earns at Barcelona!

— @mundodeportivo

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Twitter · Aug 23, 2022, 7:26 AM

[granite notch]

And then they wonder why he gets booed

[subtle plover]

get léganes to pay for it

[leaden crypt]

https://twitter.com/WhoScored/status/1561704742702792704?t=i0Yi7JL6SKMSXm1DVyZULw&s=19

WhoScored.com (@WhoScored)

🤯 Victor Osimhen has had more shots (15) than Juventus (14) in Serie A this season

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Twitter · Aug 22, 2022, 1:20 PM

[subtle plover]

allergy ball

[stark narwhal]

juventus are finished

[glacial coyote]

octagonball is crazy tho

[dull geode]

Jesus christ

He's taking those r9 memes seriously

What a clown

[stone bridge]

I'm finally getting new boots

Does anyone have any recommendations?

Not too expensive

I'm not the type of person to buy the top of the like boots and shinguards

Line*

[stark narwhal]

Goat things

[granite notch]

i don’t get this type of players don’t wanna move coz

of high salary

what ur gonna do when contract expires lol playng in third division ?

[subtle plover]

after his contract expires he will probably go to some random league that no one watches

[stark narwhal]

i still cant believe we signed martin braithwaite

[oak panther]

Central midfielders: non existent

[dark nymph]

He is almost 32

And earning an insane wage for his talent

And playing for a massive club

Why leave

[runic gull]

Whats your budget

Oh your message was three hours ago

Warra football lounge

[runic gull]

Man’s obviously gonna wanna stay at barca and get this bag lol

[topaz flax]

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2022/08/adidas-2022-world-cup-kits.html?m=1

[muted token]

@flat moth what's up with the nick loool

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/status/1562325382090862592?t=JmSJrbgN9_awwL5qmJUVLA&s=19

Football Tweet ⚽ (@Football__Tweet)

🚨 The possible two Group of Deaths in the Champions League:

🇪🇸 Real Madrid
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Liverpool
🇮🇹 Inter Milan
🇫🇷 Marseille

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Man City
🇪🇸 Barcelona
🇩🇪 Dortmund
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Celtic

🤯

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Twitter · Aug 24, 2022, 6:26 AM

We are fucked

[muted token]

i want dortmund in my group

would be such an easy pot 3 opponent man

[subtle plover]

put in marseille in the group of death like we wouldn't notice

also if rangers qualify, they would give the UCL sides more trouble than celtic

[woeful epoch]

They qualified didn't they

[subtle plover]

they have to defeat PSV

[woeful epoch]

Ah

[subtle plover]

PSV 2:2 Rangers
Dinamo Zagreb 0:1 Bodø/Glimt
Trabzonspor 1:2 København

those are the remaining second legs

[granite notch]

mats ready for some pens

[subtle plover]

hummels is finished he won't be playing against those sides

[woeful epoch]

TopG 👊 💯

@subtle plover he means ter stegen

[subtle plover]

ter stegen only saves penalties when he steps off the line before the kick

[woeful epoch]

Yea

[granite notch]

still works

[woeful epoch]

He's referring to bvb barca

Yes give us brugge

[cerulean zinc]

I think we'll beat dortmund

but probably not city

[dense urchin]

Marseille will be in the group of death

They’re gone

[dapper depot]

first group of death would be way harder

[woeful epoch]

Inter and marseille in ucl

Does he know

[woeful epoch]

It doesn't matter lol they are out anyways

[dapper depot]

Dortmund 21/22 UCL run

Does he know

[woeful epoch]

Stop bruh

Even barca went out that doesn't mean they're bad now lol

[dapper depot]

you ain’t looking any better this season either pal

[woeful epoch]

What makes u say that

[granite notch]

Brugge would easily draw against BVB tho

if not win at home

[dapper depot]

cmon crat

[woeful epoch]

Yea sure and everyone can beat us

Jeez man

[granite notch]

in CL yeah, although i wouldn't bet on Plzen to get a point

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1562335637537456128?t=E0ySgJKyYMwQU4Pe-pa7qA&s=19

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Bayern Leverkusen are close to completing the arrival of Callum Hudson-Odoi on loan!

The player rejected two loan offers from the Premier League but is tempted by this challenge in the Bundesliga. 🇩🇪

Deal to be done this week.

(Source: @FabrizioRomano)

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Twitter · Aug 24, 2022, 7:06 AM

[dapper depot]

small player

[woeful epoch]

You wanted him

[dapper depot]

never heard of him

[woeful epoch]

Liar

[uncut tiger]

Trabzonspor gonna qualify for ucl today

[limber wolf]

he he ha ha

FIFA>>>>>>>>PES

[uncut tiger]

[limber wolf]

sos

🆘

🆘

mbappe is better than haaland

ronaldo=haaland

yo mama is better than yo dada

haaland is better than nunez

[granite notch]

😭

[granite notch]

werder makes him say that

[flat moth]

All of the staff are repping haifa

[muted token]

why lol

[flat moth]

Because it’s Nasc’s favourite club

[muted token]

lmao

[woeful epoch]

Ff

[muted token]

why

[woeful epoch]

Fr

[woeful epoch]

Didn't he change it for you like last time

[limber wolf]

yo mama

[muted token]

agreed 🔥

😰

🥵 🥶

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/bulinewsdotcom/status/1562345300903215104?t=lR3BGObv_4T3LHTGyg3oTA&s=19

Bulinews.com – Bundesliga News (@bulinewsdotcom)

Per Bild, Eintracht Frankfurt only want to let Kevin Trapp join Manchester United if an agreement is reached within the next two or three days 👉 https://t.co/mSlXpswpvR. #SGE #MUFC #Bundesliga

Twitter · Aug 24, 2022, 7:45 AM

[muted token]

dont show me pencheater urinated transfer news

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/goal/status/1562341689662263297?t=lxJdQo-uhoY9oP8Dbvf-LA&s=19
Brutal

GOAL (@goal)

Brenden Rodgers confirms Leicester rejected a 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙙 bid from Chelsea for Wesley Fofana and sent him to train with reserve team 😳

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Twitter · Aug 24, 2022, 7:31 AM

[flat moth]

Alex Hunter in fifa 18 Journey vibes

[woeful epoch]

MLS calling

[muted token]

ok

[woeful epoch]

😭😭

[flat moth]

wow

Allegri Ball

[woeful epoch]

Relegation if they were in pl

[flat moth]

What

That’s too much

[woeful epoch]

Only Leeds and Nottingham are below

[flat moth]

Wtf

[flat moth]

538 mudded

[woeful epoch]

Wait nvm

Soton and

Everton too

So like bottom 5

[wet nebula]

Can we just steal vicenzo italiano from fiorentina already?

[woeful epoch]

Didn't he play for gladbach once

[wet nebula]

THIS shouldn't be us vs fucking sampdoria

[wet nebula]

Idk

All I know is he got spezia promoted to serie A

[woeful epoch]

Oh you mean the manager

[wet nebula]

And was 1 point off from getting fiorentina into the europa league

[woeful epoch]

Mb

[wet nebula]

This is with all his best players getting poached

Think what he could do when he has those players

When he doesn't need to worry about getting his players stolen

[granite notch]

How I love looking at all the English clubs we have destroyed

Almost any fan from the top 6 when he tries to laugh at us for being a "farmer club" all I do is pull out the trusty scorelines

Arsenal? 10-2

Spurs? 7-2

Chelsea? 7-1

Man u? 3-1

[granite notch]

Or 4-2 on aggregate

How I love being a Bayern fan

Only people that can do the same to us are real Madrid fans

[granite notch]

Not to mention of course 8-2 against the 2nd best Spanish club ever

As well as PSG final where we trashed em

[granite notch]

what if liverpool fan

says that

[high patio]

you are still farmers tho

dont get it twisted

[granite notch]

theyd farm PL too

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[high patio]

Dont get me wrong bayern are insanely strong

i think theyll win UCL

[granite notch]

We aren't farmers the bundesliga is very competitive it's just that we are too good for the bundesliga

[high patio]

but that doesnt take away from the fact they are farmers

[granite notch]

It's like if you put Liverpool in the Dutch league

And then called them farmers

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[high patio]

if liverpool were in the dutch league theyd be farmers too

lol

[granite notch]

Not our fault we are so good

[granite notch]

Exactly

[high patio]

yeah i know

but you are farmers though

dortmund are the next best club and they are ass

[granite notch]

Not as much as psg

At least

[high patio]

bro idk

[granite notch]

alot more

[high patio]

lille won the title 2 seasons ago

[granite notch]

actually

[high patio]

and monaco recently aswell

[granite notch]

psg only won 2 seasons in a row

[high patio]

yeah

bayern are like what 10 in a row now

[granite notch]

That's because psg are just bad

PL farms more than ligue 1

[high patio]

exactly so they arent as big farmers as you

lol

[granite notch]

Give PSG time they will win more

[high patio]

obviously lol

[granite notch]

youll have won more by then

[high patio]

but bayern are the bigger farmers

wouldnt even surprise me if bayern get 20 in a row

at this rate

[woeful epoch]

Still won't give rangers a European trophy

[granite notch]

Well I mean is it a bad thing to be farmers of one of the worlds most competitive leagues

[high patio]

apart from the one we won in 1972 i guess

[woeful epoch]

Competition doesn't exist

[granite notch]

I mean we are closer to man city than PSG when people use the term farming

[high patio]

oh yeah we beat bayern in the semis that year

[granite notch]

It does but no one at our level

[woeful epoch]

What

I wasn't talking about that 😭😭

[granite notch]

Who villileral?

[woeful epoch]

Talking abt cup winners cup

[high patio]

no rangers

in 1972 for the cup winners cup

[granite notch]

That was a mistake won't happen again

[granite notch]

Ah ok

[high patio]

he said "still wont get rangers a european trophy"

[granite notch]

That was a long time ago though

[high patio]

yeah i know

[granite notch]

cup winners cup is acc harder than ucl no?

[high patio]

i was just pointing out how hes wrong

[granite notch]

you had to win your league

to participate

not top 4

[high patio]

you had to win the cup

[granite notch]

or smth

[high patio]

not league

[granite notch]

oh right

ye ye

[woeful epoch]

Nah

[granite notch]

how

[woeful epoch]

We won both so idc tbh

[high patio]

european cup was the one you're talking abt

and it was way easier

[granite notch]

And as to what I would say to them I would say you have a world class team yet still lose to a club that lost to Brentford 4 Nil

[high patio]

than ucl

[granite notch]

So iskoot

[woeful epoch]

Ucl was only for league winners once

[granite notch]

Shhh

[high patio]

european cup was easier because you only played like 4 ties

even Linfield made the quarter finals

lol

[granite notch]

daamn

Man I wish Kante was for sale

If he was imagine Kante and kimmich

Maybe best midfield in Europe

im hearing less and less about kante

for some reason

[granite notch]

He is still doing great but he isn't winning Chelsea ucl,s anymore

[mighty garden]

Nah he just ain’t as good

[granite notch]

Kante is still good

[mighty garden]

Not as he was tho

[granite notch]

Maybe less so than before but still amazing midfielder

[mighty garden]

It was a underwhelming season

[granite notch]

Yeah true

Man so many players I can think of who would go well with our squad

Like de jong for example

We already have a good starting 11

But we could improve like instead of playing sabitzer we could get a better midfielder

[granite notch]

i mean chelsea isnt winning anything in general

rn

Yanited are the best club itw

[granite notch]

Lmao

Go back to sleep

What’s funny

[wet nebula]

How the fuck are we in pot 2?

After getting 4th

Twice in a row

[granite notch]

The fact you claim that when you only got 3 points from the last 3 matches

[granite notch]

Fake

Points don’t matter

[granite notch]

Yes Brentford 4-0 doesn't exist there.just dreaming

Like you rn

You get it

Can't wait to get a good group for exciting games inshAllah

Are you in Germany?

Rip group D

[wet nebula]

Then I'm surprised about our UEFA ranking nowadays

[granite notch]

No I'm Saudi but I support bayern

[wet nebula]

We wouldn't get out of that group

[granite notch]

Maybe you could

Dortmund have been ßhise lately

[granite notch]

Ngl I like our chances in that group

[wet nebula]

No way

[granite notch]

Let me see Ro16

[wet nebula]

And we gave been merda

puro cazzo

For reference

This was us vs sampdoria

[granite notch]

Ngl Idk if I like Chelsea as much

Also this is 21/22 but most of the clubs are the same anyways

[wet nebula]

That'd be a nice r16

Villareal vs Liverpool

Mbapp€ derby

[granite notch]

Yep

[wet nebula]

We get to cry as we lose to benfica

[granite notch]

Lmao

[high patio]

you would

dortmund are crap

[wet nebula]

And we are even more crap

[high patio]

nah

trust me

[wet nebula]

Imagine for a second

[high patio]

dortmund are crap

[wet nebula]

Rabiot and Arthur are midfielders in this team

Our best left back is Alex Sandro

He hadn't been good since 2018

Or really since 2017

[wet nebula]

My man

We couldn't beat sampdoria

[high patio]

one off game

[wet nebula]

That is a relegation candidate in this league

[high patio]

though

[wet nebula]

You really think a team with a back line in which 2 of the back 4 is way over 30 and has allegri as a manager does anything in that group?

[high patio]

also dortmund just got beat

by a newly promoted team

if you wanna talk about individual games

lol

[wet nebula]

My man they just choked

At least they fucking scored

[high patio]

they still let in 3 goals to werder bro

[wet nebula]

We couldn't score vs a team with bereszyński in defence

[high patio]

if werder can slip 3 past dortmund then juventus can aswell

[wet nebula]

You seem to not know who manages us

Maximilan Al-allergi as I call him nowadays

[limber wolf]

yo mama gonna win the UCL