football-lounge

[topaz bramble]

Black x Real Madrid are the best

[silk jasper]

True

But not the Y-13 kit

[topaz bramble]

We gotta sign a dm now

[dark nymph]

Ngl

[sacred sorrel]

Hello

[dark nymph]

3/10 at best

[topaz bramble]

I really like the y3 kit

[dark nymph]

Don’t like it

[sacred sorrel]

Not bad

[silk jasper]

Same

[sacred sorrel]

Black and lime is fire

That ball is heat tho

[silk jasper]

Yh

[sacred sorrel]

Tbf ion even have an actual soccer ball I use a fucking volleyball lmao

Like I got one but it has no air

And I got no way to pump it and shot

[silk jasper]

This is my own kit I made

[sacred sorrel]

Shit

[silk jasper]

LMAO

[sacred sorrel]

That sponsor is disgusting

[dark nymph]

2/10

The colors are way too much

[stark narwhal]

looks like a carpet

[sacred sorrel]

I actually make kits aswell

[silk jasper]

I made a more chill one

[sacred sorrel]

Anyone wanna see em?

[silk jasper]

Sure

[sacred sorrel]

Yh I’m just mobile lemme see

[topaz bramble]

Ukraine style. I like it

[stark narwhal]

meh

[silk jasper]

This took me 5 HOURS

[stark narwhal]

chinese dragon not needed

[topaz bramble]

Oh

Adidas original logo looks good

[silk jasper]

Thanks

[topaz bramble]

Remove that dragon

It would be fire

[silk jasper]

@sacred sorrel jersey

[topaz bramble]

Lol

[silk jasper]

That’s his

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[silk jasper]

Not mine

[topaz bramble]

Any DMs in the market?

[silk jasper]

Idk

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[cursive granite]

O nahhh

[silk jasper]

What

[cursive granite]

Don’t look good

[stark narwhal]

2 gradients next to each other dont look good

plus the two shades of blue are kinda ugly

with each other anyways

[mental ridge]

I’m back

With with a. Great player

[silk jasper]

Still getting 20th

[topaz bramble]

Take care of him

Dont ruin him like Varane

[cursive granite]

You scumbag think you can replace me and ruin my career

[sudden zinc]

It's already ruined

[vapid burrow]

Rip career

[vapid burrow]

I’m the biggest Neymar fan ever

[granite notch]

L

[dull geode]

Doesn't bang, looks like a mixture of 2013/14 home and 2015/16 away kit

[lone owl]

Rate 1 out of 10

[stone bridge]

100

Aw man I got demoted due to inactivity again

I got demoted like 3 times

I used to be 7-12mil

[vapid burrow]

Ngl tho basketball jerseys are way better than football jerseys

[stone bridge]

Kind of goofy looking, I feel like RMA has some of the best kits this year

[stone bridge]

Cap

I mean

It depends

[lone owl]

@stone bridge

[stone bridge]

Yes

[vapid burrow]

I would rather wear a shirt instead of a tank top tho

[lone owl]

Rate the kit

[stone bridge]

Honest opinion it looks fine, IMO 7/10

[lone owl]

@stone bridge and what’s with this kit

[vapid burrow]

Yo @frank grove @granite notch can yall bless me with image perms 🙏🏽

[stone bridge]

I like it better 8.5/10

[lone owl]

I don’t know if i should show you the away bcs it’s a disgrace

[stone bridge]

I'll just see

[vapid burrow]

@brave cosmos

@viral shadow

Am I finna get muted for pinging them

[stone bridge]

Yes

[vapid burrow]

Welp

Sorry mods

[stone bridge]

Why are you in the first place

[vapid burrow]

Image perms

[stone bridge]

You get them at 2 - 4 mil

[vapid burrow]

O

[stone bridge]

Yea

[lone owl]

@stone bridge did you see the trikot

[stone bridge]

Not yet

Yikes owner typing

[vapid burrow]

😟

[lone owl]

Wait ill show it to you

[stone bridge]

Ok

[lone owl]

@stone bridge

[stone bridge]

Merry Christmas... 💀

[lone owl]

Exactly what I thought

[granite notch]

[light field]

[drowsy void]

Hu

*hi

[tulip linden]

Casemiro is now at Man U?

Oof

Imagine going from the UCL winner to a mid Club.

[subtle plover]

wanted to join his finished pals ronaldo and varane there

collect bank and have a work vacation

[vapid burrow]

Hey

Wassup

Hello

Hey

Wassup

Hello

My

Friends

I

Love

Neymar

He

Is

Gonna

Win a

D’or

[lilac gate]

Autism

[vapid burrow]

Neymar on top

🛸

[north steppe]

ok

[vapid burrow]

Juventus

[north steppe]

i saw that

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-gallagher-crystal-palace-everton-gif-24111300

[north steppe]

.....

[north steppe]

is Djurgården a swedish or Norwegian club

[granite notch]

swedish

[north steppe]

arent they in uel qualifications

[granite notch]

uecl

we are in playoffs now

and only 1 leg left

we are up 3-0

[north steppe]

against who

[granite notch]

apoel

coming back after aik 3-0 slovacko

[granite notch]

i laughed

[subtle plover]

and then slovácko win 4:2 on penalties

[granite notch]

😥

[granite notch]

real

aik didnt score more than 2 (in a single game) entire season except friendlies i doubt they will win 3-0 and then win on extra times

fun fact last time we scored 4 in allsvenskan was last year against djurgården with 4-1

[granite notch]

we getting revenge fr

fr fr

without hien

[north steppe]

lol

[granite notch]

ekdal still here

idk where hien left tho

hes available for today

real

signed personal contracts with torino i believe

[granite notch]

oh not bad

[north steppe]

what

ah american football

no im an inter fan clearly

this is my ronaldo 💙 🖤

curse

we are only good in italy

1996

1995 was ajax year

[urban agate]

Africa

[north steppe]

broo

dont ping the president

[urban agate]

Oh sorry

But could we get a caf channel

Idk who to ask

I always ask the director

[north steppe]

@flat moth

[flat moth]

We aren’t expanding channels atm

[urban agate]

Ok

[dense urchin]

Nice

[woven comet]

https://twitter.com/Iewandisney/status/1560685589569359872?t=wBJwZtuvXZKQ-dvugMQeaQ&s=19

🇺🇾™ (@Iewandisney)

Sergio Aguero has more career goals than Karim Benzema. He retired last year

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Twitter · Aug 19, 2022, 5:50 PM

[granite notch]

No

Why is Messi not on the top

😔🥺😢

[proven burrow]

I don't think anybody will say Aguero is better than Benzema apart of City and Argentina (maybe Barca) fans

[harsh pewter]

W

[harsh pewter]

Real Ukraine

[gloomy horizon]

I'm shit at that game

[subtle galleon]

this is actually crazy how lewa has double the goals suarez has

[high patio]

no

[subtle galleon]

i literally thought luis had more

[high patio]

atletico will never reach real madrid or barca levels of pull

[subtle galleon]

never

[high patio]

i mean

barca have been kind of crap recently but people still wanna go there

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[high patio]

says it all really

[subtle galleon]

tbh

u can say atleti is better than us

[north steppe]

what

[high patio]

simeoneball is hard to watch

[subtle galleon]

far as where everything is rn

but we will take it back soon

also

joao i feel like needs to go somewhere where they play attackin football cuz atleti doesnt fit him. maybe thats just me. its still kinda early tho😭😭

[harsh pewter]

Listen cristiano is legendary and I love him more but no one can deny or change a thing about Messi’s talent

[granite notch]

Both of them are goats

joao felix is probably so overrated

i realyl want to see him in a club that plays football

[north steppe]

I forgot Ancelotti was Italian and not Spanish

[cosmic oasis]

Barcelona greatest club ever

[granite notch]

😭

[north steppe]

Yea Real is

[cosmic oasis]

😭 😭 😭

Yea barca is

[forest dagger]

Good morning, everyone.

[granite notch]

how would barca be the greatest club

[north steppe]

Good noon

[cosmic oasis]

It's evening here

[granite notch]

theyre not even greater than us

[forest dagger]

Time zones, eh?

[north steppe]

Debetable tbf

[cosmic oasis]

According to you guys
Ucl - greatest club

[granite notch]

they are

[north steppe]

Real have more tophies

[steel geode]

Barca is the 2nd greatest club ever

[slim burrow]

Real Madrid

[steel geode]

But I wouldn't argue if a fan considers his club greatest ever

That's how a fan's mentality should be

[slim burrow]

True

[north steppe]

Objectively

[granite notch]

Real Madrid is the better club

Real Madrid win 14 champions

[forest dagger]

I mean, yeah, Real Madrid is the greatest club of all time.

That’s a fact.

[slim burrow]

Followed by barcelona

[north steppe]

Then Bayern imo

Tbf it's quite hard to choose

At 3

[granite notch]

Manchester United

Frankfurt 1 Bayern 6

[oak panther]

quite sure there are ppl playing games in #gaming

get the role in #967107014914371654

[forest dagger]

Stay on topic.

[oak panther]

probs

[forest dagger]

Changing the topic for a sec.

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You could try to revive it.

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[steep torrent]

What is the best football club combining every stat? (History, players, trophies, fame, etc)

[forest dagger]

Real Madrid.

[steep torrent]

That’s what I’m sayin

Barca is DEBATABLE

[granite notch]

Real Madrid without doubt

[tawdry copper]

hello

[granite notch]

bigger club than manchester united

[tawdry copper]

faccts

[granite notch]

Guys i need your help

[granite notch]

Barca imo

Debatable tho

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[granite notch]

Tiktok live streams or total sport

[granite notch]

I’ll give u top 5
1- Real Madrid
2- Barcelona
3- Manchester united
4- ac Milan
5- Liverpool

But I hope your message don’t get taken down by sensetive mods

@granite notch dm me

[dusk pasture]

Entire history barca isnt top 5

Neither is bayern

[granite notch]

I find it top 2 tbh

What’s ur top 5

Milan history is better than united

🤣

[harsh pewter]

U joking right?

[granite notch]

Barca won Spain the WC

How is it not 1?

[dusk pasture]

Bayern had 1 league title by 1970

[granite notch]

Only team that has done shit for Spain

No offense real madrid

But it’s the truth!

[dusk pasture]

Sorry, 2

[granite notch]

dude supports man united and put them 3

understandable

[dusk pasture]

They only came good about 50 years ago, roughly 1/3rd of footballs history

That’s not enough to be top 5

[harsh pewter]

This guy is taking a piss

[granite notch]

L

[tawdry copper]

Man celebrated the tap-in 😭

[granite notch]

1- a goal is a goal
2- why not celebrate ? Everyone does
3- the whole game was played perfectly well by the whole team

[tawdry copper]

1- Ronaldo fans didn't say the same with Messi's overhead kick
2- Not everyone does lol
3- Maguire carried 🐐

[granite notch]

If only we could play this good during the rest of the season lol

[mystic oxide]

who talked about messi here

lol

he might get into club management

[granite notch]

Whoever said anything about Messi goal isn’t a real fan plus why’s Messi in this conversation 😭

[mystic oxide]

but he isn't rich enough to buy a big club

[tawdry copper]

Because I took that as an example duh

[granite notch]

I don’t think so, he ain’t a billionaire

[mystic oxide]

he has 700 mill

big clubs cost several billions

[tawdry copper]

in net worth?

[mystic oxide]

ye

[tawdry copper]

net worth is not bank

His net worth maybe

But not in cash

Probably

[granite notch]

Chellini is gon haunt u

[dusk pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/james-tavernier-tav-rangersfc-glasgow-rangers-tav-captain-gif-25461294

[zenith prairie]

How is that related to football

[dusk pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/rangers-football-gif-13297364

[granite notch]

It’s related to chellini vs saka

[granite notch]

he will probably manage sporting lissabon and be ass

some legends just arent made to be managers and it destroys their legacy

look at koeman or ole

[north steppe]

serie a

and youre in lounge too lol

[zenith prairie]

W Dude

[zenith prairie]

Respectable

My heart rate rose for a second when I thought rules were being broken

Nothing grinds my gears more

[north steppe]

mini mod moment

[granite notch]

how is that related to chinese U7 side Shanghai United?

bruh shanghai united actually existed until 2007

[north steppe]

how is that related to palermo's mafia u30 squad?

[granite notch]

how is that related to Bavaria's 1 FC Feucht senior side?

[north steppe]

How is that related to Dortmund München's u5 squad

[zenith prairie]

You watch children play?

Bit dodgy mate

[mellow tiger]

Aye

May want to find another hobby, quickly

[granite notch]

im a scout for kreisliga side fc baden baden

hi

casemiro

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/chelseafc/status/1560975101729849345?s=21&t=tmF1V2I5QhBHC4ODe0k5aQ

Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC)

Following our statement this week on racist abuse at the Tottenham game last Sunday, Chelsea Football Club can confirm that it has identified and banned a season ticket holder indefinitely.

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[zenith prairie]

Fight and win

[granite notch]

2-1 forest

easy

[north steppe]

W

[wise trout]

Genually think forest will finish above man utd

[tawdry copper]

Forest gonna place 17th

So

Bye bye United

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[waxen jolt]

Hey everyone

I am a newbie

[zenith prairie]

Hello

What team do you support

[mystic oxide]

W from Chelsea

[waxen jolt]

Not any particular

[zenith prairie]

Neither

[granite notch]

United have top 3 midfields in the league

We’re gonna win the UCL this season or City

[mellow tiger]

You know it! Good luck to QPR today

[granite notch]

2-0 Varberg against Djurgården 🤣

@granite notch

[zenith prairie]

Thank you bro 🙏🏼

@runic gull what a nice man

[runic gull]

No u idolo 🐐

[granite notch]

vs our reserves yeah

so we dont lose 3-0 in europe unlike someone

@granite notch 2-1 now

and varberg red

[granite notch]

No, half your team is starters and half is subs

6 starters

[granite notch]

ekdal, asoro, johansson, finndell and schuller

5 starters

rest are subs/reserves

Bengtsson too

[granite notch]

Only subs why are you trying to make it seem like it’s your reserve team

[granite notch]

no

💀

he doesnt start

[granite notch]

andersson starts over him

He was injuried

Still 5-6 and that’s half

[granite notch]

holmberg and doumbouya never start?

What do you mean by reserve 💀

[granite notch]

They are subs

[granite notch]

cuz they never play

Bro

If someone is on bench

They are a sub

💀

doumbouya isnt even on the bench

most of the time?

He literally got subbed in last game in Allsvenskan

[granite notch]

yeah last game

cuz of europe

we have to use everyone

He’s always on the bench

so we dont lose 3-0 in europe

unlike someone

else

👀

He was on the bench against Sepai

Sepsi

Stop lying

And accept

That you’re wrong

[granite notch]

[granite notch]

hes only on the bench since europe games

lol

im literally not wrong

now its 7 starters

haris and edvardsen in

Exactly

What do you mean by reserves

💀

[granite notch]

just explained it

And you’re wrong about it

🤷‍♂️

lol no

yeah bro was on bench 3 times this year so hes not a reserve

Djurgården

Djurgården and Varberg

[granite notch]

When did he join?

hes trying to banter cuz we re losing but he forgot they lost 3-0 in conference

[tribal egret]

lol

[granite notch]

i think he also forgot where his team is placed in the table

If we win our game then we’re just 2 points away from your joke club

[granite notch]

you wont

thats the thing

im too cool

real

conferences exist bruh

Dynamo Moscow vs Spartak Moscow live on youtube streamed by the official RPL account if anyone is interested

[dull geode]

Name of website u using?

[pale ruin]

98 tots benzema

[granite notch]

cant say

[granite notch]

Are you really convinced that Utd is a better club than Milan? 🤡

Ur battling for relegation

[drowsy void]

Hi

[drowsy void]

Sexy

[north steppe]

Im sry if this offends you but Maldini was a better Lb than Theo is rn

[granite notch]

3*

[drowsy void]

I agree bro

[hardy cove]

Hey, how do you edit a football video? No, not the type you see on TikTok, normal full length ones

[hardy cove]

we lost 4-0 last week. Every match we have for the next 4 games, seems like it will be difficult for us

[north steppe]

Feels bad man

[ocean mica]

Seems like 9 months injury, not exactly but it can be long

[bold turtle]

THERE IS STRANGE TGINGS IN STRANGER THINGS

[shadow sable]

lahm > cafu

[carmine abyss]

L for Carlos FPL users

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/dplus_sportse/status/1560980927853088768?s=21&t=WVaxMVighkTfO9y2z9H2lQ

discovery+ sport 🇸🇪 (@dplus_sportSE)

Varbergs BoIS ropar på rött kort efter den här situationen! Hampus Finndell får gult

Se matchen på https://t.co/ocJJkbIhfX

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This is just a yellow..

@granite notch

Paid ref

😹

[granite notch]

it was a yellow

he got double yellow

No..?

Crisis

yes?

He got a yellow

Not a red

he got double yellow

It’s Finndell

Not Sisse

…

oh

Crisis.....

u mean finndell

Yea

it was a yellow

https://twitter.com/dplus_sportse/status/1560980927853088768?s=21&t=WVaxMVighkTfO9y2z9H2lQ

discovery+ sport 🇸🇪 (@dplus_sportSE)

Varbergs BoIS ropar på rött kort efter den här situationen! Hampus Finndell får gult

Se matchen på https://t.co/ocJJkbIhfX

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 1:23 PM

[granite notch]

Clear red

clear yellow

cope and seethe ig

💀

Bro nearly killed him

“Clear yellow”

[granite notch]

clear yellow in my books 🤷‍♂️

yellow

never a red lol

😭

👋🏽

u can seethe now all u want

wont get u in conference league

We winning 3-0 fr fr

😘

[granite notch]

i laughed

losing 3-0 maybe

[granite notch]

i laughed

3 matches suspension maybe

i also laughed cuz ref had same opinion as me

[woeful epoch]

[stray kiln]

Demoted ☹️

[granite notch]

I believe your team lost a 2-0 lead in 6 minutes

…

[woeful epoch]

Perhaps

[stray kiln]

https://twitter.com/Criminal__x/status/1561013497416351744?t=XrNP_C3Rv7wK9G09hrZagg&s=19

How Sway how

[granite notch]

Excuse my German

[granite notch]

whats that pfp

DAS!!!!....... IST DOCHH... >> UNTER ALLLER KANONE!!!!!!!!! <<

[granite notch]

oof

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1561015897598226432

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🚨✅| Samuel Umtiti to Leece is DONE! FC Barcelona will pay his full salary.
@relevo [🎖️]

Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 3:42 PM

[granite notch]

Where’s the Arsenal vs bournemouth channel👀👀

[granite notch]

It starts in a half hour the game I think

So maybe they will start the channel 15 minutes before hand

Ohhh thank you 👏🧡

Me>Kane

[tranquil cradle]

I love fulham

[steady pawn]

Damm I had Forest win and Fulham Brentford draw, lost both bets in the dying minutes

[tranquil cradle]

Fulham not getting relegated

[sudden zinc]

Fulham 20th

[granite notch]

utd gettin relegated

more possible than fulham

[dense urchin]

Agree

[sudden ledge]

Try #984695199714394153

[dull geode]

What a joke.

[granite notch]

mitro scores a winner

Where’s the Torino channel?

😭

[flat moth]

#serie-a

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1560707140918067201?t=MvOYa4B2Dzj1vTvsHru-nA&s=19

Manchester United (@ManUtd)

We are delighted to have reached an agreement in principle for the transfer of @Casemiro 🇧🇷

#MUFC

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[vivid stone]

bro they took away my roles

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/clinicalleroy/status/1561018320526123010?t=TMin5uWn45N2lyPGkc1fhw&s=09

Max (@clinicalleroy)

Süle‘s Antritt ist Weltklasse 🔥🔥https://t.co/16X89N1CAA

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[granite notch]

😭 😭

this man was our best cb according to Dortmund fans

its incredible how ass he is

[granite notch]

@sudden zinc

[dense urchin]

Lol

[terse peak]

We were tied to sule for a little bit

Ngl

I’m fine we missed out

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1560930637279813632?s=20&t=gwA196I1nLIF4dXMs6xu7w

Gianluca Di Marzio (@DiMarzio)

#Umtiti close to @OfficialUSLecce from @FCBarcelona ‼️🇫🇷 #FCB @SkySport #transfers

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[topaz python]

i hate damari gray

[tranquil cradle]

wait i just checked up on aston villa

They lost 3-1??

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[zealous drum]

Bro

I just came home

Today

Was full of drama

Well deserved

[granite notch]

@granite notch naaaaa, that wasn't his fault. the most blame in this match, I'm gonna give Kobel

Kobel is a Fliegenfänger....

[dry leaf]

@woeful epoch what happened

[woeful epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-what-it-is-it-is-eet-eet-iz-iz-gif-17896182

[granite notch]

Imma just stop

[granite notch]

@woeful epoch what happened?

Like betting

On who scores the first goal

[dry leaf]

Im asking the same thing

[granite notch]

Last time i said odegard he. Didn't scored now i bet on saka he doesn't score

[dry leaf]

When does dortmund create 0.28 xG against a far inferior side

[woeful epoch]

[granite notch]

Broo I wanted Dortmund to win bundesliga this year..but😢

[woeful epoch]

Chill

We won the other 2

[dry leaf]

Dream on

[granite notch]

Dont tell me that i play for them in the u15 and i gotta watch this shit

Like two goals in extra time piss off

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophyEU/status/1561020101951995906?t=uoZ2hZx5s2aMwPWeS__vuQ&s=19

The xG Philosophy 🇪🇺 (@xGPhilosophyEU)

Dortmund (0.50) 2-3 (1.09) W Bremen

Likes

1098

Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 3:59 PM

[granite notch]

Cut it

[gusty parrot]

Oliver Burke happened

[granite notch]

Wait you play for Dortmund's under 15?😳

Yes

I was just disappointed

Like bih dont flop like this

Oh damn..wish I could join the academy of my favourite club too

And yk im the client

Of the ppl who buy players

[dull geode]

Reus was the issue

[granite notch]

I blame Kobel

[topaz python]

no

dortmund are nothing with out haaland

[granite notch]

Yes they are xD

I blame my agant for not opening talks with cr7

[dull geode]

Haaland never carried bvb

[granite notch]

Well... that's also arguable

[dry leaf]

u cant blame kobel for dortmund having 2 shots in the box

[topaz python]

u sure

[dull geode]

According to crat

[dry leaf]

two

record breaking

[granite notch]

I told him u know if u say they should start talks whit cr7 they would had reached an agreement

😫

There have been times where Haaland carried Dortmund, but! Who else was going to do the job? It's not like we had Lewandowski or Aubameyang anymore.

[granite notch]

The squad mentality

The last momenst they where lacking so bad

Oh that... Yeah Klopp took that part xD

[topaz python]

damari gray can suck my ass

[granite notch]

Xhaka vs casemiro about to be the new viera vs keane

I cant blame witsel anymore

He gone

[topaz python]

witzel doesnt loook his age

[granite notch]

Bro is 29 and looks 19

Dont get me started whit müller

[topaz python]

ARSENAL SCOOORED

yea jk

[granite notch]

@granite notch the thing is... Dortmund have a fresh squad and a new coach, so anything can take time to develop. Do I think Edin will be the next Klopp? no. But if they don't kick him out, he might have his own successes. I'm happy they booted Rose, I was a bit sad they booted Favre.

[dry leaf]

son blanked again

yikes

[granite notch]

I dont even wanna talk about Tuchel. Tuchel is lowkey getting punished in the prem for leaving Dortmund... Cause he's just a shadow of Jürgen anyways

[granite notch]

U know dont get me started

[topaz python]

we gave you zinchenko and jesus

[granite notch]

Oh wait... he also got booted

[topaz python]

its a fair trade you help us win the league

again

[granite notch]

Yes

Deal?🤷🏽‍♂️

But help us get to 2 place or 4

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1561022240249896961?s=20&t=ijHhg9bw1aN92uU67JJekA

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🚨| Samuel Umtiti wants to become a football coach.
@DiMarzio [🎖️]

Likes

5397

Retweets

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 4:07 PM

😳

Fake

[subtle galleon]

guys

aguero or ibra?🤔

all time

[granite notch]

Ibra

[quaint ivy]

Dont.

[dark nymph]

King is back home

[sudden zinc]

Lakaka

[granite notch]

King of flops

King of kissing club badges

And leaving and returning

[dark nymph]

Better than all your players

[granite notch]

Kangin Lee and Muriqi linkup on point

[tawdry copper]

Ibra

[dense prism]

ibra

he’s underrated

he’s only known for his mentality while he also plays amazing

[granite notch]

[granite notch]

Ibrahimovic definetly, he has his unique play style

[pale ruin]

If ur English, don't be

[north steppe]

💀

Why

[tough forum]

Arsenal are cooking 🧑‍🍳

[granite notch]

Yeah

[foggy lion]

blud is 28

[dark nymph]

They are back

[foggy lion]

he was worth 100m 4 years ago

and now he's going to leece

crazy

[foggy lion]

Golazo by Lautaro

[dark haven]

is lakaka doing better this time?

[foggy lion]

selling Lukaku to Chelsea was a scam fr

[dark haven]

how to get a buff: go to chelsea and be sold by chelsea after going to chelsea

[granite notch]

Bayer Leverkusen and Borussia Dortmund are so fucking frustrating. They should be much better.

[cobalt gorge]

Funded by bayern imo

[dark nymph]

Better than the last time he was here or chelsea?

[dark haven]

last game he is at inter

[subtle plover]

Patrik schick highlights this season

Better than timo werner??

[dark nymph]

He is doing really good but playing very different than he was under conte

I would say on the same level

[north steppe]

Sadly after Lautaro scored, him and Lukaku decided to do a gun duel and they both died as they shot each other 😢

[cursive granite]

Lakkaka

[upper socket]

Why he watched this game?

[granite notch]

saved Dortmund from Losing Higher

worst players were Modeste ans süle no doubt

[granite notch]

why would he not?

[native lance]

Meh

[upper notch]

mans has all the money and places to go and he choose to watch spurs play

[granite notch]

Is this a good or embarrassing thing

Not sure ngl

[stark narwhal]

both

but liverpool couldnt do it this season, so is it a sign

[dark haven]

both

[dark haven]

we only played 2 games this season

[stark narwhal]

so

you couldnt win your first 2 matches like arsenal did

[brave ether]

https://tenor.com/view/m3n-i-maanbaz-benzema-gif-21692212

[dark haven]

hello

[winter goblet]

W or L lineup?

[stark narwhal]

martial over fraudnaldo

other than that W

[stark narwhal]

what did you use btw

[granite notch]

💀

[sour shoal]

[winter goblet]

Not only is bro injured

But Martial is the most bipolar striker itw

[winter goblet]

LINEUP11

On the app store

[stark narwhal]

oh ok

how do i change the formation

[winter goblet]

Press the gear looking button

Next to save

[winter goblet]

Embarrassing

[stark narwhal]

wheres save

[stark narwhal]

it doesnt show that for me?

[dark nymph]

The amount of back post crosses you are gonna get hit with is acc insane

Malacia is 5’7

And martinez is 5’6

Have fun with that

[winter goblet]

Damn uh

[dark nymph]

Hit share

Then save to photos should pop up

[winter goblet]

Who told u Martinez is 5'6 g

[dark nymph]

5’9

Still short asf

[winter goblet]

First he's 5'9, then 5'8 then5'7 and now 5'6

[winter goblet]

He knows how to claim headers

[dark nymph]

5’9 and 5’7 at the back post is asking to be killed by crosses

[winter goblet]

And there will be Varane and Shaw rotation

[dark nymph]

It’s still a not good enough team

Lacks alot

[winter goblet]

No idea yk, does the bin button only delete or does it bring a menu

[winter goblet]

Always has

[stark narwhal]

deletes team

[stark narwhal]

do you got an ios

?

[opaque violet]

Hojberjg targeted by Real Madrid

[winter goblet]

Nah

That might be the problem

[granite notch]

Donde esta. Cr7

Cr7 Donde esta

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1561092772505026561

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Serie A side Lecce have now agreed personal terms with Samuel Umtiti. Barcelona will pay full salary but will receive add-ons during the season. 🚨🇫🇷 #FCB

Umtiti will fly to Lecce early next week once final details are done and sealed between clubs.

Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 8:48 PM

[stark narwhal]

most likely

[red mantle]

Oh hell nah💀💀💀💀

Wtf happened here

[granite notch]

💀

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[red mantle]

Maybe @woeful epoch would want to talk about it

[granite notch]

I’m 5’6, I feel offended

[stark narwhal]

shorty

[granite notch]

Mom is 5’2 and dad is 5’5

[subtle plover]

Premen played better throughout actually

Dortmund barely did anything, but they scored two low xG goals

[dark nymph]

How old are you

[subtle patio]

If I were to call myself an Arsenal supporter from now on would I be considered a glory hunter :' )

[tawdry copper]

Omg guys

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1431282505311739907?lang=en

Ronaldo is going back to Manchester United

[granite notch]

[cursive granite]

Bro really took all of Barcas money made them go broke nd dipped

[granite notch]

[unborn jetty]

[granite notch]

He deleted the channel

[foggy lion]

literally

[unborn jetty]

I guess it's still not as bad of a name as Trix

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[granite notch]

Trix reminds me of lucifer when he said that its a hookers name lmfaoooo

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/snajaths/status/1561092367968616456?s=21&t=iQDjoEjZy7UIUYQKfeE37A

👑🐉 Perisnitch (@snajaths)

Alessandro Bastoni tonight:
-100 touches
-92% pass acc
-8 accurate long balls
-1 key pass (Lukaku his the post from his cross)
-4 tackles & interceptions
-4 duels won (100% won)
-1 clearance
-1 dribble completed

He can defend, distribute and attack at such a high level 🤩🔥🔥

Likes

349

Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 8:46 PM

He is simply the best young ball playing cb rn

[granite notch]

Underrated

[native quest]

Daily reminder that modric would need many more lifes in order to be better than iniesta

Good night

[granite notch]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-and-gif-20790957

fenerche

chelbahce

barstic

plasticlona

ill stop

[viral dome]

Pain.

[granite notch]

agony even

plasticllona

yes

[dark nymph]

Would have never downgraded

[viral dome]

He'd get the greatest privilege in football

To play in the same defence as Emerson Royal.

[dark nymph]

Retiring from trophies at 23

[sonic harbor]

🤣

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/business/status/1561114604662661120

Bloomberg (@business)

Exclusive: Apollo Global Management won't take a stake in Manchester United FC, distancing itself from a report it was in exclusive talks with the Glazer family https://t.co/awoEL7gyvB

Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 10:15 PM

[foggy lion]

the most insecure fanbase

[red mantle]

Jump in before it's too late

[granite notch]

18

[plucky sandal]

I be checking this shit once a week now

[granite notch]

[granite notch]

who do you support

if you say barcelona

i swear

[strong canopy]

I need help with soccer training, how do I get a more powerful kick

[heavy crest]

It's not always about getting a stronger leg by working out but that will definitely help you, the first step is to improve your technique, make sure your plank foot is next to the ball rather than behind it and strike it properly

[strong canopy]

What part of foot should i his it with

[heavy crest]

A bit of inside and laces

Don't toeblow it

[granite notch]

whats soccer

[strong canopy]

Bro football

[granite notch]

i know what football is duh

whats soccer tho

and who do you support bro

[strong canopy]

PSG Barca and man u

[granite notch]

you have got to be kidding me

oh my

reeeeee

[dull geode]

Arteta is coming back 😍

[granite notch]

barca people took over this server aaaaaaa

[granite notch]

nice man nice

are you by any chance american

tomato

[woeful sierra]

Hi guys, don't know where to post betting tips and infos so here it is

Croatian 1.HNL
Istra - Rijeka
Istra is playing without 18(!) players due to food poisoning and league decided not to postpone this match. Odds on Rijeka can be found between 1,50-1,80 and consider playing handicaps.

Edit: bet365 blocked the bet

[strong canopy]

Yeah I am

[granite notch]

sweet man

you know joveljic

anybody remember joveljic

what do you guys think of dejan lovren

[winter goblet]

How

[cursive granite]

Dortmund so shite

[novel sierra]

in other news - https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/kylian-mbappe-lionel-messi-psg-27790324

say it isnt so who woulda thought PSG breached FFP

[subtle plover]

The fine: a few bread crumbs maybe

[novel sierra]

ya they get 3 years to "Fix" the situation before sanctions from european competitions happen

[subtle plover]

or in other words do the same thing they have been doing and it will be fine

[mellow tiger]

Haha

[glossy frigate]

Siiiiiuuuuuu

[granite notch]

siuuuuuuuu

[shrewd quiver]

Even YouTube owns Messi 😭😭😭

[strong canopy]

What part of the body do you need to work out to get your kicks stonger

[granite notch]

l e g

[stone bridge]

Mpaypal basically owns psg now

[stone bridge]

Legs duh

[vast sandal]

Get your League Channel role by reacting to the message below

#bundesliga
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#other-european-leagues
#womens-football

[strong canopy]

Like what part of legs

[shrewd quiver]

No way 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[stone bridge]

I train quads and hamstring

My calves are pretty small though

[novel sierra]

Core

you aint kicking shit if your cores weak

shoulders back

proper form for kicking uses ALOT of muscle groups

[granite notch]

core, arse and hamstrings

[stone bridge]

Hip muscles as well correct?

[granite notch]

that’s it

[shrewd quiver]

Discord isnt the right place to ask

[granite notch]

if you want power you need to work glutes

[stone bridge]

At least its a football community that is actually active irl and not some anime hangout with 300kg overweight 30 year olds

[novel sierra]

do them squats

Squats and deadlifts mmmmmm my favorite lifts

[stone bridge]

What about RDLs

[novel sierra]

RDL are a pain for me i got 2 herniated discs in my lumbar :/

[granite notch]

yeah

deadlifting is bad

[stone bridge]

Ouch 😬

[granite notch]

it hurts you

and when it does it’s a very bad inhury

lower back

[novel sierra]

only if your reckless

[stone bridge]

True

[novel sierra]

deadlift is a fantastic exercise but you cant be reckless with it

[granite notch]

most people are because they ego lift because they want to do most

[stone bridge]

Egolifting is bad

[novel sierra]

ya and those are the idiots that shouldnt be lifting

[granite notch]

nobody cares if ur from argentina mate

[stone bridge]

Never ever ego lift for any reason at all

[novel sierra]

let them learn those lessons

injuries have a fun way of humbling idiots

[granite notch]

turks and caicos islands

[stone bridge]

Teaches em to not do stupid stuff again and/or to exercise and lift with proper form

[mellow zealot]

[granite notch]

i am joking nobody reports pls

[stone bridge]

What group?

Like specify please

[novel sierra]

yep like for me the deadlifting actually helped me rehab my lower back and relieved alot of pain over time due to proper training, form and management of the injury i had prior.

respect your body

[granite notch]

does anyone know any stretches for lower back

[stone bridge]

That's terrible, and its great you're doing better

[novel sierra]

yoga

[granite notch]

i see

[novel sierra]

bird dogs

[granite notch]

@stone bridge what type of group is it

[novel sierra]

wall sits, pelvic tilts

[granite notch]

ah yeah wall sits i do them for shin splints

[novel sierra]

ya they are great for your lower back cause your engaging your core

[stone bridge]

it's not a good group

i just joined the server

[granite notch]

is it for bad boys

[stone bridge]

they have an nsfw channel with bad stuff

yknow

[novel sierra]

https://www.iowaclinic.com/physical-therapy/stretch-and-strengthen-your-way-out-of-lower-back-pain/ - basically what my physical therapist put me through to rehab my back after the 2 herniated discs.

do alot of the stretches still

[granite notch]

@upbeat zinc you’re a perv mate

cheers la

[stone bridge]

@upbeat zinc bro...

[tender furnace]

https://twitter.com/ESPNUK/status/1560914538685497344?t=CFOKFN-q0GE1F6z5jvr4PQ&s=19 🐐

ESPN UK (@ESPNUK)

Gabriel Jesus is the first player in Fantasy Premier League history to be selected by over 80% of users 🤯

Likes

53714

Retweets

4489

Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 9:00 AM

[stone bridge]

Jesus is overrated

[tender furnace]

How

Hes the second coming of r9

[hasty fractal]

Satan be like:

[granite notch]

hail satin

hey guys

[granite notch]

celtic fuck yes

no

hocky is better

join my group

now

kazzy youre joining my group

[granite notch]

He’s in my team

[oak panther]

Please stop telling people to join your groups, whether it's trolling or not. It's not cool.

[granite notch]

y

[subtle plover]

Neverkusen season arrived at the start of the season 🔥🔥

[granite notch]

Hi

[strong canopy]

How to get a stronger kick

[dry leaf]

watch tutorials

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[granite notch]

Hey

Bro they sorted the situation

We don't even know what's going on inside the club

Psg clearly told us to stop hating on mpabbe

Otherwise that just makes everything worse

what did he do in the changing room

I missed that

lol

anyone can fall pit

Out

If mpabbe wasn't in the mood and did all that

Well that's normal lmfao we all get mad

I could have done that dumb stuff too honestly if literally no one wanted to pass or I felt like ppl were backstabbing and not playing fairly just because in my contract it says I am basically the team manager

[foggy lion]

"Worst fifa" is trending on twitter

i see that the hype for new fifa has begun

[foggy lion]

yeah but people keep buying it

[flint anchor]

I think most people can agree with me when I say that we need the rain. It's been far too hot, and given the circumstances of a drought that's been nearly as bad as 1976, tells you a lot about our time, and the fact that we have had a heatwave that was on record in July of temperatures topping a staggeringly hot 42° - no temperature the UK was ever used to, and hasn't been used to up until that point. Being as it may, the rain is something that the UK has been needing since the heatwave was at its worst. Temperatures were too high in the North East. At least a high of 35-37°, something that I haven't ever been used to, right up until that point in July.

[zealous drum]

I read all this, I'll save yall the time

[subtle plover]

the hype over a game that was copy pasted from all the previous years

[foggy lion]

that's probably why worst fifa is trending on twitter

but people will buy it anyway

[flint anchor]

👍🏻

[foggy lion]

and its gonna be one of the best selling games this year if not the best

[subtle plover]

just because of the world cup

[foggy lion]

its always one of the best selling games

even without the world cup

but this year its gonna be more popular too probably

cuz of WC

[zealous drum]

-1976 drought is nearly as bad as it is now. Rain needed urgently
-July is a record breaking month for the UK in heat
-35-37 degrees in the north east.

Basically shits hot asf

[subtle plover]

more like last FIFA

[still plaza]

@subtle plover oh no

I just looked up leverkusen result today

[subtle plover]

oh no indeed

[still plaza]

[subtle plover]

it's looking rough

the next two matches aren't going to be any more kind either

Leverkusen highlights so far this season:

• 4 defeats
• Schick missing sitters compilation
• Azmoun having more saves for Hoffenheim than goals
• nonexistent midfield
• tapsoba is apparently better at goalkeeping than defending
• bakker is bakker

[zealous drum]

Glazers when they successfully eat Utd out of their money making PSG buy them:

[still plaza]

Dang. Is Bakker really that shit lmao

[subtle plover]

yeah

[still plaza]

That's funny

[subtle plover]

mans came in just to watch rutter cut inside in slow motion and blast one top corner

even man united defenders wouldn't let it happen this easily

[still plaza]

Fulham has had already so many highlights this season tbh

[subtle plover]

hot start for them

[still plaza]

It will be hard to top what happened today tbh

[subtle plover]

the key is if they can keep themselves safe enough in the second half of season though

[still plaza]

Watching Ivan Toney get humbled was an amazing experience

[subtle plover]

brentford only destroyed the bottom placed team, someone had to remind them of it

[still plaza]

@subtle plover did you see it?

Toney tried to mock Mitrovic

Then he got some massive karma

[subtle plover]

let's see

[still plaza]

https://streamable.com/b6aasq

@subtle plover got it here

[subtle plover]

I was today years old when I learned kevin mbabu joined fulham

[still plaza]

Yeah he comes on as a sub for Tete lol

Maybe he will get to start later on in the season

[tranquil cradle]

Nottingham on a roll

they wont get relegated

[subtle plover]

not sure if a 1-1 draw against lowly everton is being on a roll but definitely not a bad result either

[calm remnant]

3 tough games coming up next, they'll probably be put in their place soon

And yes, I said it. Grimsby is hard.

[subtle plover]

who are they

[still plaza]

Forest can definitely get relegated still

So can Bournemouth

Even if they beat villa

I think Bournemouth might go down tbh

Not sure who would go down with them tho

[subtle plover]

everton and someone else

[still plaza]

Imagine if Villa went down

Yikes

[subtle plover]

aston villa is just glorified pertha psc

spend a shitload of money to finish closer to relegation places than top half of the table

[barren pivot]

Allegedly

[tranquil cradle]

Yea im just saying

[minor python]

What did he do

[subtle plover]

don't worry red bull leipzig had a terrible first half of season and then in the end won a trophy, surely neverkusen doing the same