football-lounge

[dry leaf]

hmm

ok

[dark nymph]

This is why our league isn’t progressing

[zealous drum]

wym hyper. Im not hyped for UCL. What about other teams who flop. PSG for example.

[cosmic oasis]

nah i'm not an arsenal fan im a jesus and saliba fan

[dark nymph]

Youth will never get a chance in italy

[cosmic oasis]

Saliba best CB in the prem

[zealous drum]

why would i block someone so insignificant, blocking u is just pointless

[zealous drum]

debatable

[dry leaf]

sassuolo and atalanta tax. without them italy would be number 1

[narrow cipher]

I’m an Arsenal fan but 3rd best

[cosmic oasis]

whos ahead

[dry leaf]

bad timing he scored an og

[cosmic oasis]

in current form

[dark nymph]

It’s so shit man

[narrow cipher]

1. VVD
2. Ruben Dias
3. Saliba

[dark nymph]

We have so many talents

[cosmic oasis]

ok but he wasn't bad in that game

[dark nymph]

But they never get a chance

[dry leaf]

not 3rd a bit too much

[stark narwhal]

koulibaly?

[narrow cipher]

Gimme your top 3 then

[dry leaf]

true he was excellent apart form the unlucky header but fk off

dont need real madrid sniffing at our top cb

[narrow cipher]

[zealous drum]

Top 5 best CB in prem:

1. VVD
2. Diaz
3. Saliba
4. Koulibaly
5. Romero

[dry leaf]

silva gets in there

[dark nymph]

Doubt he is even anywhere near their list

[cosmic oasis]

U could pocket r9 a whole game and still score an og

[narrow cipher]

Thiago Silva?!

[dark nymph]

There is much better options

For a club like real

[dry leaf]

yes

[cosmic oasis]

no bernardo silva

[stark narwhal]

yes

[narrow cipher]

My respect just went up for u

[dry leaf]

bastoni?

[dry leaf]

W

[dark nymph]

He wouldn’t leave us but yes he is miles clear

[dry leaf]

respect

[cosmic oasis]

bernardo silva actually played as a 3rd cb against west ham

[dry leaf]

fair he is better

[zealous drum]

hes so good. He dont need a list

on his own

[dry leaf]

but there arent many better young options tbf

[cosmic oasis]

when building up

[dark nymph]

And tbf

[zealous drum]

Akinfenwa gets jealous

[dark nymph]

Real already have a solid set of centerbacks

[dry leaf]

typical bernado he plays everywhere

[cosmic oasis]

yea lmao

[dry leaf]

phew stay away from saliba pls

[cosmic oasis]

why would we go for saliba

we need a rw

!!!

😡

[dry leaf]

also i just discovered arsenal have more trophies than inter

[dark nymph]

Only things that scares me about bastoni is that he is a ramos stan

And always watched real madrid games

[dry leaf]

never gonna hear the end of that

[narrow cipher]

Who is even an right winger at the market?

Or possibly

Oh no

Saka

[zealous drum]

30 MINS till kick off

[dry leaf]

apparently pino but idk

[cosmic oasis]

let him come and play as ST

[dark nymph]

Well arsenal have about 35 cups in their league

So it makes sense

[zealous drum]

CHE V TOT

[dry leaf]

im actually hype i wanna watch some good football

[cosmic oasis]

pino isn't worth it

if we have rodrygo

[narrow cipher]

I want to see us buy Olise

[dark nymph]

We have more important trophies

[cosmic oasis]

pino has his moments but so does rodrygo

[dry leaf]

hmm

[stark narwhal]

spurs winning against chelsea

💯

[zealous drum]

im worried this match will end up with a draw. Both sides are cracked

[dry leaf]

coping

[dry leaf]

draw is likely tbf

[zealous drum]

yea

[narrow cipher]

Olise is far better than Pino

[dark nymph]

How many ucls in that list of trophies for arsenal?

[copper slate]

why are spurs fans so chaotic

like

[stark narwhal]

chelsea are shit currently

[dry leaf]

fewer trophies still 🤷

smaller fanbase

[cosmic oasis]

yeah now i think about it it's either gonna be a 1-1 or 1-0

[dry leaf]

👍

[cosmic oasis]

i don't think 0-0

[zealous drum]

they dont have any UCL

[dry leaf]

1-1 most likely

[orchid condor]

Wdym chaotic

[stark narwhal]

@granite notch the current midfield and attack for chelsea is horrible

[dark nymph]

Brotha

[zealous drum]

ok

[dark nymph]

16 fa cups

[dry leaf]

anyway friendly reminder that inter are worse than the oil clubs

[narrow cipher]

You don’t have either

[stark narwhal]

their midfield got dominated by EVERTON

[dark nymph]

Rn sure

[dry leaf]

spent nearly 30 million more

[copper slate]

they yell the y word at players

[dry leaf]

*300

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[copper slate]

can’t say it

[dry leaf]

copa italias?

[dark nymph]

We only have 8

[dark nymph]

When?

[dry leaf]

over past 10 years owners investment was far greater

👍

[stark narwhal]

you base teams off what other people say

[zealous drum]

this game will be like this:

1. One team will win by a single goal lead. (2-1, 1-0)
2. Team wins by a giant goal lead (2-0+)
3. Draw by any means

[dry leaf]

"illegitimate money" 😭

[zealous drum]

mhm

[dark nymph]

Investing into closing debt and investing into developing the team is different

[narrow cipher]

Trust me bro, every time they’re hyped up before a season they end up flopping.
Just look at the 19/20 season with Poch

[zealous drum]

Arsenal has 47 Trophies
We have 27

[dark nymph]

Our owners are spending all their money on debt

[dry leaf]

whatever helps u sleep at night blud

[stark narwhal]

no one laughed

[dark nymph]

Oil clubs spend the money on players

[copper slate]

even though I’m a huge arsenal fan I’ve got to say

[narrow cipher]

Audi Cup doesn’t count btw g

[copper slate]

Son is a absolute beast

change my mind

[zealous drum]

Arsenal has a better history than us with trophies we just won the first versions of ones

[copper slate]

same with kane

[narrow cipher]

No need to change that

[zealous drum]

ik wth. All spurs fans know

[oblique heron]

Being a west ham supporter is fucking depressing lads

[zealous drum]

man welcome to my world

[oblique heron]

Just watched us hit the bar twice, have a goal disallowed, miss a penalty and lose to Nottingham forest when really we could’ve easily had 4

[stark narwhal]

yeah spurs won the first europa league hosted ever

[oblique heron]

I mean, damn. Not awesome

[zealous drum]

yep

[oblique heron]

Worse still is i live in Australia so i stayed up till 1am to watch us lose

[copper slate]

the queen supports arsenal

[zealous drum]

audi cup doesnt count

[dark nymph]

Wasting scammaca ffs

[zealous drum]

so cool. Wdnc

[dark nymph]

Should’ve let him stay at Sassuolo

[stark narwhal]

fr

[oblique heron]

Also, @narrow cipher if your shit is being deleted it’s probably not allowed

[stark narwhal]

prem teams always ruin youngsters

[narrow cipher]

No

[copper slate]

tf is wdnc

is it a new car lmfao

[stark narwhal]

we do not care

[oblique heron]

Sorry lad. I want us to use him properly more than anyone hahaha

[zealous drum]

we suck. And arsenal always win that why im mad

[copper slate]

you’ve got son

[narrow cipher]

Damn.

[granite notch]

Football really ruins my days

[dark nymph]

Odds are he’ll end up on loan to torino by next summer

[copper slate]

and kane

[dark nymph]

I don’t see him adapting to the prem

[copper slate]

why are you losing

[zealous drum]

Jesus is scary

dude scores and City always wins.

wtf will he do on October 1st

[copper slate]

hey soos*

[oblique heron]

I can’t believe we let vlasic go

[copper slate]

yeah

[oblique heron]

He was quality but never got on the scoresheet

[oblique heron]

I reckon he could, but time will tell innit. After haller i hope our scouts learnt something hahaha

[stone zealot]

my guy u memorised the date

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/calcio_andrea/status/1558554962887868416?s=21&t=cIyAb72TMjDDKDop89BhPg

andrea (@calcio_andrea)

Imagine celebrating like this against fucking Lecce 😭😭

Likes

703

Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 8:43 PM

I’ll never understand guys like this

[stone zealot]

ye

3 points r 3 points

[dark nymph]

Why shouldn’t a team celebrate a win in the 95th min

It doesn’t matter against who

[restive tendon]

Denzel goatfries

[stark narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/barnsley-fc-gif-20452938

[dark nymph]

He is on a mission

A lot of people wanted him gone this summer

[restive tendon]

He good bruh

[dark nymph]

He is improving

His technique is still not top level but he makes up for it

[granite notch]

[stark narwhal]

bruh

[stone zealot]

ok furry

[granite notch]

I'm watching an American sports channel explain relegation to someone

I'm cringing so bad

[stark narwhal]

nice joke

[granite notch]

there's so much product placement in american sports broadcasts

[fleet gust]

It's actually true 💀

[stark narwhal]

i dont understand brazilian

[granite notch]

translate?

[stone zealot]

brazilian

[granite notch]

um absurdo!

[stark narwhal]

yes it is

[fleet gust]

First paragraph: Neymar scored his pen
2nd: Mbappe hit it badly and it was saved
3rd: Galtier said mbappe would be psg's main penalty taker, absurd!

[stark narwhal]

south americans breathe football

[foggy lion]

joke of a club

[granite notch]

just a slow day at the office for this news agency, bullcrap

[stark narwhal]

then say the us not america

[fleet gust]

Neymar is essentially pissed that Mbappe would become the main pen taker

[granite notch]

source: trust me bro

[foggy lion]

neymar liked it lol

check his twitter

[granite notch]

guess that says a lot about it

[fleet gust]

your sauce

[foggy lion]

yeah it does

[stark narwhal]

america are 2 continents

be more specific

[fleet gust]

it's one

[granite notch]

yeah as i said, they prolly be having a slow news day

[foggy lion]

damn there's more than one

[granite notch]

serious? I think its sarcasm mostly no?

[stark narwhal]

gonna stop seething

[foggy lion]

liking post where your teammate is getting hated at after he missed a penalty is sarcasm?

[stark narwhal]

all i said was usa should be considered as usa

not a continent

💀

you dont need to start crying

[mellow skiff]

Wait

Damn it

[granite notch]

no reason why it can't be

are you saying neymar and mbappe have beef?

[mellow skiff]

Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Greece planing on launching a bid to Host the 2030 World Cup

https://www.sport24.gr/football/ellada-saoydiki-aravia-kai-aigyptos-tha-zitisoyn-ti-diorganosi-toy-pagkosmioy-kypelloy-toy-2030.9716596.html

[stark narwhal]

im just waiting for you to stop crying in anger

its not that deep

💀

[granite notch]

EGYPT! We want SA back on it!

[stark narwhal]

you’re gonna get muted or banned

rip

i did

[mellow skiff]

I am curious how will that work AFC countries can't host it because of the continental rotation rules

[stark narwhal]

debate over what

all i said is you should refer a country as its name, not a continent

[stark narwhal]

you wouldnt call new zealand australia, would you?

bro its not that serious why are you crying so much 😭

[vast sandal]

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[mellow skiff]

They are actually geographically coser than the 2026 countries, and having an african country will help them to get votes from Africa

[stark narwhal]

they bid early

dang

its in like 8 years and they’re already bidding

and bigballer got muted

🤫

[mellow skiff]

The most likely bid to succeed I see is spain-portugal

[stark narwhal]

all i need to get someone to shut up is my head

[stark narwhal]

i’d like to see it in spain

bernebeau final

🤩

[mellow skiff]

I guess the saudi bid is part of their 2030 vision, but an asian country will have to wait until 2034

[mellow pilot]

I like the joint bid that's Argentina + Paraguay + Uruguay + Chile

Final should be in Montevideo

[flint coral]

goal from maneeee

[mellow pilot]

100th anniversary of the first World Cup winner

[mellow skiff]

So that bid is unlikely to succeed

[mellow pilot]

Football truly coming home

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[granite notch]

2030 world cup should be in South America

[vivid elk]

hello

[granite notch]

Final should be in the Estadio Centenario (fitting)

[flint coral]

noooo offside from mane

[stark narwhal]

rip

alvaro morata type shit

[vivid elk]

yeah

[granite notch]

Unpopular opinion: mahrez is the cheaper version of Messi

[stark narwhal]

What

have you seen mahrez score a goal dribbling from his own half

have you seen mahrez even score in a ucl final

💀

[mellow skiff]

I would love that but our infraestructure can't rival the Iberian bid

[granite notch]

Fuck off FIFA if the final isn't in Montevideo FIFA is corrupt

[stark narwhal]

fifa always has been corrupt

[mellow skiff]

They are corrupt my guy lol

[granite notch]

yea I know it is, but it's officially more corrupt than I thought

[flint coral]

mia san mia ❤🤍

[granite notch]

U took it to heart I said cheaper version, he’s not even close but reminds me of his play style

[stark narwhal]

i guess so

[flint coral]

Messiala scored

[foggy lion]

yes seems like it

the fact that players who are supposed to be professional act so childish makes it even worse

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1558847515625152513

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 The Glazer family are reluctant to sanction any move to allow Cristiano Ronaldo to leave.

His global stardom is too important to the club.

(Source: @hirstclass)

Twitter · Aug 14, 2022, 4:06 PM

Commercial club

[granite notch]

people reacting too fast, it's only two games guys. Who knows, maybe man u will win the premier league at the end

jus sayin

(go easy on me fellas)

[foggy lion]

i think that winning PL is unlikely but they might end up in top 5

[stray talon]

And some people thought Chelsea wouldn’t get UCL with THIS team

[granite notch]

they did?

[stray talon]

Bro so many people put them UEL

[west slate]

noway

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/blue_footy/status/1558849193992749057?s=21&t=cIyAb72TMjDDKDop89BhPg

Vince™ (@Blue_Footy)

I don't know who wants to hear this but Loftus-Cheek is a better RWB than Dumfries.

Likes

2361

Retweets

168

Twitter · Aug 14, 2022, 4:13 PM

No fanbase is more delusional

Dumfries is miles clear of that bum

[winter goblet]

Bare late

[winter goblet]

Dumfriea come to Man U

[dark nymph]

He wouldn’t wanna kill his career

[subtle plover]

Who tf is loftus cheek

[granite notch]

La Liga teams are so annoying

10 ATB the whole game

Bro why is Vangelis Pavlidis so good

[orchid condor]

https://twitter.com/alcoholleeder/status/1558797134052343810?s=12&t=-wXQGFwnTb3C188uJOmEAQ

D. (@alcoholleeder)

@TheEuropeanLad

Likes

4121

Retweets

553

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Twitter · Aug 14, 2022, 12:46 PM

Anthony is so good

[native lance]

Depay to juve

Almost confirmed

[silk jasper]

Man u might end Ronaldo contract

[native lance]

Dumfries the goat frfr

I love Dumfries even before he joined inter

What a baller

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1558855346420125696

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Kylian Mbappé and Neymar's issues at PSG are not simply because of penalty duties.

It's mainly because Mbappé asked the PSG hierarchy to sell Neymar, and Neymar found out about it.

(Source: @Romain_Molina)

Twitter · Aug 14, 2022, 4:37 PM

weird fucking turtle

[restive tendon]

Mbappe is gonna destroy psg

[stray talon]

I rate it

[harsh pewter]

Cristiano tried to save Man Utd from drowning and he drowned with them

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/GoalNews/status/1558825333041790977?s=20&t=q7oTELbVJzyxG0Fzr1__og

GOAL News (@GoalNews)

Reports suggest players were forced to run an extra 13.8 kilometres in training 🥵

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4697

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Twitter · Aug 14, 2022, 2:38 PM

[subtle plover]

yea that will help the players!!

[granite notch]

Yes??

[nimble panther]

what do you want

them to baby them

tell them its ok

[dark nymph]

Overworking players just because he is mad won’t help

He has bigger problems to focus on

[nimble panther]

4-0

he is mad

[subtle plover]

idk maybe do things that have to do with the matches

[dark nymph]

You think making mctominay run an extra 14 km will fix his passing?

[subtle plover]

that would help...then again the players don't know what tactics are in fairness

[dark nymph]

He’ll be gone by December

I am betting on it

[nimble panther]

its to a point where

man united arent even funny to me

they are sad

[granite notch]

Bruh

Hes making them run for what

It’s clear it’s about the mentality

[subtle plover]

so that they can get steamrolled by Liverpool

[granite notch]

There mentality it weak

There chemistry is weak

[granite notch]

There signings and players they have don’t work

They had a transfer window and didn’t take advantage of it

[nimble panther]

it worked vs az alkmaar tbf

groningem

[granite notch]

They were just desperate for de jong and at the end of the day they didn’t get him

That was there whole transfer window basically

[nimble panther]

why is ten hag obsessed with old players of his

lisandro

vdb

de jong

[granite notch]

Like he could have gotten Edson Alvarez from Ajax

Young and amazing CDM that is better than Fred

Today he had a 100% defense rating

And a assist

[subtle plover]

fred isn't even a cdm anyway

[nimble panther]

wtf even is fred

[north steppe]

It makes sense now

[subtle plover]

fred is a b2b

[nimble panther]

only memorable moment is chipping alisson in a pre season game

[granite notch]

Some black player that plays in Midfield

[subtle plover]

that's what he does for brazil

a team that can use him the way he should be used

[granite notch]

And his name is Fred

[subtle plover]

but man united don't have a cdm

pen hag out here playing eriksen at cdm

[granite notch]

They should have a cdm

[subtle plover]

de gea, maguire and no cdm = yikes

[granite notch]

💀😭

No even Arsenal is that down bad rn

[foggy lion]

Lol

[humble carbon]

and East Ham actually existed
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Ham_United_F.C.

[foggy lion]

these guys are such clowns anyway

[subtle plover]

arsenal actually went for decent players they could find in transfers

aside from uh

benjamin white

[nimble panther]

man united fans literally never learn lol they thought ole would good, they said ragnick is klopps father, they said ten hag would transform fucking martial sancho and rashford into a deadly trio, that deadly trio is on 0 goals combined

[subtle plover]

but that's an exception

[foggy lion]

30 year old man likes tweets where his buddy is getting criticized 😂

[granite notch]

Man Manchester United is going to get raped by Liverpool

I feel bad for them

[nimble panther]

nunez is literally gonna eat lisandro martinez

[north steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/zidane-zinedine-zidane-zizou-gif-6233475

[nimble panther]

man u shouldnt have fired jose

their last good manager

fr

[granite notch]

Shit was bad with him to

But atleast they were champions with him

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNGD37Gd/

[nimble panther]

de gea started badly

its just destroying everything man u fans could say

even last szn they could say de gea is world class he is limited by maguire

[granite notch]

Just laughing at this club

[nimble panther]

now did maguire put dirt in his eyes or what

[granite notch]

Arsenal aeast we made a improve

[granite notch]

He should be striker

[nimble panther]

arsenal should finish 3rd or 4th

ik spurs had a good window but they are acc playing so dead vs chelsea rn

a chelsea team that struggled vs everton

[subtle plover]

mourinho wasn't backed

glazers can't accept criticism

[granite notch]

At this point they might aswell just report him to the English fa

[nimble panther]

spurs scored

ohh

against the run of play imo

could be ruled out

[granite notch]

Shit

Just jinxing on them rn

[native lance]

https://youtube.com/shorts/C0TjRwQqRDM?feature=share

[granite notch]

Hope its ruled out

[native lance]

Explains why the goat was robbed

[nimble panther]

var must rule it out

[native lance]

Off Ballon dor nominations

[nimble panther]

its a foul

[subtle plover]

He does deserve top 30 but

[native lance]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-leonel-messi-fc-barcelona-barca-barcelona-gif-26283482

[granite notch]

U talking about barca moments

[subtle plover]

it's ballon d'or the rigged award

[granite notch]

Never cared bout that shi

[subtle plover]

he won't lose sleep over it when he has the biggest trophy in football he wants to win

[nimble panther]

ah yes comparing goals and assists vs cdms

👍

[native lance]

Even attackers

💀

[nimble panther]

barca fans nowadays arguing messi should be nominated

not that he should win

[granite notch]

Ballon dor is a irrelevant award

[nimble panther]

fell off

[native lance]

I'm not a barca fan

I'm a Messi supporter

He deserves

Nominations

For every

Ballon dors

Idc

[granite notch]

If i make it pro i would naver care bout the ballon dor

[native lance]

Which year

Well I'm happy vlahovic

Made the nominations

Vlahovic such a baller

[subtle plover]

they made a best striker award just for Lewandisney last season

and only for last season

[native lance]

Lewandowski >bayer leverkusen

[nimble panther]

bayer neverkusen>>>

[native lance]

Neverkusen

LOL

bro own that club

[nimble panther]

i dont think theyve won smth

in 20 years

they just get 2nd

[native lance]

30

[subtle plover]

it's not hard to own that club this season

[native lance]

Own

[subtle plover]

elfversberg even managed it

[native lance]

Ur club is finished

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[native lance]

Juve on top

[subtle plover]

I know

[native lance]

Oh

Now I feel bad

[subtle plover]

I tried to change nickname to leverkusen is finished

[nimble panther]

dig this up lol

[subtle plover]

But the server doesn't let me

[nimble panther]

leverkusen are a nice club

even if they dont win things

cant banter them

[native lance]

They have nice kits

[nimble panther]

like spurs

[native lance]

Only thing good about them

[silk jasper]

Bro this was every rma fan including me during cashappe chose to stay with psg

[left wasp]

Has anyone else seen that video of him just stopping and walking away

[silk jasper]

I have

[mellow pilot]

Kane missing a clear chance and then Spurs immediately choking once they found an equalized

As Chiellini said, "It is the history of the Tottenham"

[left wasp]

Embarrassing honestly

[dark haven]

idk if i should still use kane in my fpl

[left wasp]

What's the score?

Feel like it's 1-0 to Chelsea

Or something

[mellow pilot]

Chelsea up 2-1

[left wasp]

Oh

Damn

[silk jasper]

Yeah

[dense prism]

does football players -need- to shave their legs or is it only advised

[silk jasper]

Idk

[granite notch]

Bro looking at the man utd goals this season

[dark haven]

damn it, i wanted spurs to make it 2-1

[granite notch]

Anyone have a good defense in madden 22 ultimate team and plays on xbox (I got a 98 offense)

[dark haven]

because im in a prediction contest in the epl discord server

[subtle plover]

chelsea is tottenham's bogey team

[left wasp]

It's because they get massages with like tape or something

Shave the hair so it hurts less

When they remove it idfk

[dense prism]

yeah ik why but is it a must

[left wasp]

No

[dense prism]

i havent seen one player with leg hair

[left wasp]

"players who are consistently on the ground, slide tackling with hairy legs can cause more friction between the surface and the leg, resulting in turf burn or grass burn. Shaving the legs will make the slide tackle easier and more fluent"

🤷

[dense prism]

you can also play with those thermal pants

[fleet gust]

Goalkeeper can't use his hands, this sport is gone

[left wasp]

Listen man I'm not a fucking sport scienctst idfk

[dense prism]

chill im only saying 😭

[left wasp]

I wasn't being rude in the slightest 💀

[dense prism]

well it kinda sounded like it 💀

[subtle plover]

best debut ever!

[native lance]

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1558566962984128512?t=kaKjbxqrPC5oZ2-JTKNuuQ&s=19

Troll Football (@TrollFootball)

Barcelona have finally found their replacement for Puyol

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Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 9:31 PM

LMAOO

[dark haven]

who?

[drowsy void]

Hii

[barren pivot]

This was one of the best days of Football I’ve seen in a very long time

The Forest game was insane and had everything possible then to follow up with a last minute Kane goal

[foggy lion]

😭

[barren pivot]

And in a couple hours now I get to watch my favorite team start the season

[dark nymph]

You can’t not love this guy

Only manager i would fight for

[barren pivot]

Conte masterclass

[barren pivot]

Chelsea don’t like him anymore

💀

[vagrant lotus]

It has come to the point where as I want to plunge and drag Anthony’s head out of the pitch

[dark nymph]

I mean

[barren pivot]

Conte is so good

[dark haven]

this guy parked the bus against us when he had kane and son in his attack

spurs are lucky to not lose to chelsea

[barren pivot]

He wanted top 4 and got top 4

[dark nymph]

It’s how they play

He plays to win

And managing a small team like spurs is hard

[barren pivot]

He’s a defensive coach what do you expect

[dark haven]

but ill take it, cuz kane scored the last minute goal

[dark nymph]

He had to use everything to his advantage

[barren pivot]

And it’s actually perfect

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[livid trellis]

LMFAO MAN U RELEGATION SZN

[barren pivot]

What happens when you give the best defensive coach Harry Kane and Son

It works

[dark nymph]

Lukaku lautaro clear

[granite notch]

Btw literally no man united player gets into arsenals starting 11

[dark haven]

and how is spurs's attack better than spurs's defence when spurs defend 5 at the back technically?

kinda doesnt make sense ngl

[barren pivot]

Because it’s Harry Kane

Spurs don’t have an amazing defense but Conte makes them look good

[dark haven]

debatable

[barren pivot]

Eric Dier was a joke before Conte

[dark haven]

but for me its kane=son

[barren pivot]

Last season yeah but Kane just tied Kun on Prem goals

[dark haven]

damn

[barren pivot]

Did it in style too😎

[subtle plover]

conte makes emerson royal not look completely useless

even though he still isn't very good

[dark haven]

kane is most likely to overtake cole ngl hypothetically

[barren pivot]

Conte is the only guy who can save United from relegation

[dark haven]

i think kane will stay as the player witht he 3rd most epl goals

[subtle plover]

conte would dip quickly from that commercial club

[dark haven]

thats why i use kane in my fpl

[brazen tree]

Conte is a crazy man

What?

Theyre offical accounts

No way im going to get muted for this

Ye really sucks

Apparently u also need a higher role

To send links

Crazy

[barren pivot]

I wasn’t like this before

It

[sudden ledge]

No and stop misleading

[dark nymph]

Love this from romero ngl

Man has the serie a spirit still in him

[barren pivot]

Romero and Savic backline would be insane

[silent quarry]

fax

[fleet gust]

he thinks he's slash

[silent quarry]

pullin hair the new thing

[brazen tree]

😂

[dark nymph]

Playing dirty is the move

Especially under a coach like conte

It has to be done

[brazen tree]

Whens the last time we experienced this excluding arteta vs klopp

😂😂

[silent quarry]

Chelsea played dirty first wym?

[brazen tree]

Pure barclay moments

Doesn't matter who did it first, end of the day they both played dirty

[silent quarry]

yeah

[subtle plover]

when one team plays dirty the other team will naturally respond

as long as it is within reason that's how things be

[strange jetty]

💀

[brazen tree]

I personally live in west london but i come from Manchester and really my whole bloodline is there so i support united but i really love conte bro

I even remember when he celebrated his win over spain

[strange jetty]

Loftus Cheek or Musiala

[granite notch]

Chelsea vs spurs
Result: 2-2
Winner: arsenal

[brazen tree]

In euro 16

So funny

[subtle plover]

who tf is loftus cheek

[brazen tree]

Lol arsenal getting battered by both 🤣

[granite notch]

Didnt arsenal batter chelsea

8-2 aggregate last 2 games

[brazen tree]

Bro is smoking something

[strange jetty]

8-2

[brazen tree]

💀💀

[barren pivot]

Why does 8-2 sound familiar

[granite notch]

U must be the one smoking something

All i said were facts

[zealous drum]

Bro instead of ppl hyping us up for a comeback that seemed almost impossible. They pull up with "We own you shit" then why didnt u own us then, u put Sterling in strike and Havertz misses an open goal. Who tf u blamin

[strange jetty]

Idk

[brazen tree]

Its 4-4 on agg 😂

[zealous drum]

Koulibaly kept chelsea alive the whole game. James just got lucky having an open shot

amazing goal by Koulibaly

idk what Havertz was doin

[dark nymph]

Brotha i get that you are hyped because last minute goal but you didn’t win

Relax it a bit

[brazen tree]

Jus keep it chill bruh shit was an amazing game

Fuck allat other stuff 😂😂

[zealous drum]

What about the 4-4 draw Newcastle had against Arsenal. They were 4-0 down

we were 1-0 down and then 2-1

[glad kelp]

Omg

[zealous drum]

we tryna be happy chill, let us be happy damn

[glad kelp]

I randomly stumbled upon the goat

[dark nymph]

I guess celebrating draws is the new thing

[subtle plover]

nothing wrong with a bit of hype having lost to chelsea on the last several occasions

[glad kelp]

🐐

[dark nymph]

Y’all do you

[zealous drum]

its not an everyday thing that spurs get any point at STAMFORD BRIDGE

[barren pivot]

Is it just me or did Richarlison think he scored

[zealous drum]

he did.

it was close

alot of ppl wondered if he scored

but it was kane

[glad kelp]

What on earth is the hottest take I’ve seen in my 17 years of living in your name

[barren pivot]

Is it really that hot of a take tho

[dark nymph]

https://twitter.com/albicelestetalk/status/1558872609445511168?s=21&t=cIyAb72TMjDDKDop89BhPg

All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 (@AlbicelesteTalk)

🇦🇷 Cristian Romero tonight was the player with most duels won (10), most recoveries (8), and most ball steals (4) against Chelsea 🔥

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Twitter · Aug 14, 2022, 5:46 PM

[brazen tree]

Who?

[dark nymph]

He deserves better

[barren pivot]

In the past 5 years Ceballos has more completed passes

[dark nymph]

Should go after conte is gone

[brazen tree]

And most hair pulls

[barren pivot]

Haaland and Nunez realizing they have to face Romero

[subtle plover]

why didn't lisandro go to tottenham

[barren pivot]

He wants to play in the Championship

[subtle plover]

I guess he preferred playing alongside paguire instead of romero? idk

[dark nymph]

Man forgot his balls in pre season

[subtle plover]

he forgot them in sevilla

even though he didn't score much there either

[vast sandal]

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[zealous drum]

gotta love it

[red mantle]

Gotta love being top of table 😍

[zealous drum]

yep

[zealous drum]

not in the mud anymore are we?

[dark nymph]

We are 2 rounds in…

[red mantle]

Lol

[red mantle]

Ok

[granite notch]

Ew oil fan

[subtle plover]

can someone tell me if declan rice has found his way out of sebastian rode's and djibril sow's pocket yet

[red mantle]

Xd

Sure

[subtle plover]

the penalty miss is the first i've heard of him in a while

[zealous drum]

Romero fouled cucurella. That deserved to be a red

[granite notch]

lmao jp

[zealous drum]

he pulled the guys hair. Its unfair for cucurella

[subtle plover]

pulling someone's hair isn't a red card though

[red mantle]

Nah

[dark nymph]

It is

[red mantle]

Soft

Yellow if anything

[zealous drum]

wth

it is

[dark haven]

im pretty sure we will enter there if we beat palace

[subtle plover]

no it's a

[dark haven]

but it should be by 2 gd

[dark nymph]

If it’s intentionally done the way romero does it it’s a red

[red mantle]

Depends on the score

[zealous drum]

when u pull a guys clothes its a yellow. Hair is purely physical, its like pulling their arm

[dark nymph]

But i am glad the ref didn’t give him a red

[zealous drum]

he was fuming

[subtle plover]

pulling someone's arm isn't a red either

[red mantle]

It was out of play

[dark haven]

if 2-0 then we will be top 5

[red mantle]

Ig

[dark nymph]

Which makes it even worse

[olive idol]

bro fuck barca fans

[red mantle]

Wait no

[dark nymph]

As it was done purely to hurt him

[zealous drum]

they practically dragged him to the ground.

[red mantle]

You have to win by 4/5

[olive idol]

they are still crying about ronaldo getting in the top 30

[subtle plover]

yea that's a yellow still

[zealous drum]

They pulled cucurella to the ground by his hair

wooow

[dark haven]

he deserved it

[gusty parrot]

No, but he also made way into Adam Nagy and Andras Schäefer’s pockets instead.

[zealous drum]

they have given so many reds for that

[subtle plover]

me trying to figure out these nottingham forest players after they signed an entire new squad of 23

[granite notch]

Moments before..

Ah yes much better

[dark haven]

ronaldo had 24 goals and 3 assists while playing with a shitty united team

[subtle plover]

patrik schick scored more goals than ronaldo

he wasn't top 30

[zealous drum]

the rivalry is real

[zealous drum]

goals dont only get u top 30

[subtle plover]

scoring a bunch of goals for a garbage team can't be a reason alone to be top 30

[zealous drum]

i dont think that was the only team

[dark haven]

which fight had more madness between the 2?

[dark haven]

leverkusen has a better attack than united tbh

[subtle plover]

on the pitch yea

[zealous drum]

Consider that Ronaldo still won games for them even when they were having problems with working together, he was consistent. A leader, better than Maguire being a captain. Schick scores more but he is not always the one to lead

[subtle plover]

but based on how much man utd fans overhype their players, you would not think as such

[dark haven]

u have to accept it, that is the reason alone

[subtle plover]

yeah it is the only reason

a terrible reason, but the reason

[zealous drum]

how is that

no it isnt the only

[subtle plover]

only made it because his name is cristiano ronaldo

[zealous drum]

nvm

[zealous drum]

bruh

[subtle plover]

or rather

[zealous drum]

yall do not look at chemistry at all

[subtle plover]

only justified because his name is cristiano ronaldo

[subtle plover]

(btw no I don't think patrik schick should have been top 30 lmao)

[leaden crypt]

This is what happens when u choose money over glory

[subtle plover]

but then again what's a ballon d'or without ridiculous stuff like that

especially making a new award for one season specifically

[zealous drum]

well fuck u too dyno

[pseudo storm]

😮‍💨

[dark haven]

neymar has matured ngl

[subtle plover]

Neymar is more mature than Mbappé

[dark haven]

yeah

so, who was more mature u23: mbappe or neymar?

[granite notch]

[subtle plover]

Neymar

Maybe recently neymar realized that having too much money without wanting to work towards anything is boring

but world cup is near so he has something to aim for

[copper slate]

who would win in a fight
haaland
Maguire

I can’t decide

they both are scary big

[subtle plover]

haaland would destroy maguire

[coarse surge]

haaland

[copper slate]

Haaland is a inch taller than Maguire

[dark nymph]

Wouldn’t say more mature but neymar was a better person at u23

[cosmic oasis]

pino with a fan

[dark nymph]

He knew his role and played it

Mbappe does whatever tf he wants

[subtle plover]

mbappé hasn't watched squid game

but eventually he will come to terms

...maybe

[sand widget]

Oh shit

Not good

[subtle plover]

tuchel probably said something like how he has more champions league titles

[sand widget]

And the other has prem league

[subtle plover]

but conte has more league titles

average liverpool vs man united argument or something

[mighty garden]

Owned the 22% dribble success rate fraud

[olive idol]

tbh romero did cucurella easy

he couldve killed him like he did with richi but he didnt

[left wasp]

What happened between tuchel and conte? 💀

[subtle plover]

jorginho getting in there like he would even help

[red mantle]

Fuck knows

[mighty garden]

The football nerds went at it

[misty maple]

meows

[red mantle]

I guess tuchel got mad that conte didn't stop to talk to him or something

[misty maple]

DICK IS YUMMY

z

Z

Z

[red mantle]

How to get muted in 3 seconds

[subtle plover]

man united every season thinking they're in the title race

[mighty garden]

Has to be a world record mute

[stiff robin]

Seeing the conte tuchel brawl is making me even more excited for when arteta next meets conte 👀

[copper slate]

lol

[plucky sandal]

The more football goes on

The more I’m beginning to think

[subtle plover]

man united each season on their way to thinking they will do something

[plucky sandal]

Neymar is the most underrated footballer of the past 30 years

[mighty garden]

Real Madrid bad Barcelona good

[plucky sandal]

I’ve known that

[red mantle]

I was at a local store when I saw a very pretty girl. I was shy but grew the confidence to go up to her and ask if she wanted to be my girlfriend. All she told me was "Chelsea" and that's when I knew I had been rejected. 💔😔

[red mantle]

No

[plucky sandal]

See

People like you

That’s why

[red mantle]

People like me

[plucky sandal]

He’s underrated

[night schooner]

bro doesnt even go through the talking phase

[real bane]

mbappe

[subtle plover]

then again any realistic football fan knows that man united was always going to be the same as previous years

[stiff robin]

What happens if she meant she hates Chelsea?

[red mantle]

He's not underrated

[night schooner]

man straight up wants that gf status

[red mantle]

Neymar might be overhated

[subtle plover]

a new coach was never going to change that

[real bane]

Needs to fix up

[red mantle]

Bit he's not underrated

[real bane]

honestly

[plucky sandal]

Neymar is in all time rankings

[red mantle]

Then we get married

[plucky sandal]

Extremely underrated

Neymar is fucking clear or Ronaldinho

It’s not even close

[red mantle]

Where would you rank him

[plucky sandal]

Neymar is comparable to R9

[red mantle]

Chill

Honestly

[red mantle]

Get out

[stiff robin]

If she says no, I'll marry you dw

[real bane]

vibes i would take ronaldinho

[plucky sandal]

most people overrate R9

And didn’t even watch him play

[red mantle]

😳

[plucky sandal]

Never seen a single game

[real bane]

?

[plucky sandal]

But will claim he’s > players

[red mantle]

I agree tbh

[real bane]

R9

was hindered by injuries

[red mantle]

But he's still better than Neymar

[real bane]

thats the reason

[plucky sandal]

So

[real bane]

he isnt compared to Messi and Ronaldo

[plucky sandal]

That doesn’t make him good

If you get injured

Then you got injured

Ronaldo got injured

[red mantle]

Yes

[plucky sandal]

Messi got injured

[red mantle]

But

[plucky sandal]

you can’t operate rankings on what it’s

[red mantle]

He's still better than Neymar lol

[real bane]

R9 injuries

were career

[plucky sandal]

ifs

[real bane]

ending

tho

[red mantle]

Ok meel

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[red mantle]

Let me ask you thus

Be honest no need to hide it

[plucky sandal]

Neymar will be close to Cristiano Ronaldo by the end of his career

[red mantle]

Neymar or henry

[plucky sandal]

Neymar

Not even close

Lmfao

[real bane]

loool

[red mantle]

Okay

[real bane]

BRO

[orchid condor]

Yo bro. I’m so excited too

[red mantle]

End of the debate

Whatever

[mighty garden]

Yo chill

[vast sandal]

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[plucky sandal]

Sorry dude

[real bane]

henry

[plucky sandal]

Henry isn’t close to Neymar

And I like He@ry

[red mantle]

Lol

[plucky sandal]

Henry

[mighty garden]

Ronaldo at 35 was better than neymar at 29

[real bane]

LOOOOOL

bro

meel

i dont wanna argue

but thats an L take

[stiff robin]

Seeing stuff like this really made me happy that the prem is back, missed it so much

[mighty garden]

Is Neymar top 10 all time

[red mantle]

Suarez over Neymar for me btw

[real bane]

Henry is the greatest striker

[red mantle]

We're gonna win the champions league dw

[real bane]

behind r9

of this generation

and you would pick Neymar?

[plucky sandal]

Not yet no

He could be

[red mantle]

Neymar was class for like 2 seasons

[plucky sandal]

Suarez isn’t close to Neymar

Never was

[real bane]

Henry was bullying defenders

[mighty garden]

Top 15?

[real bane]

like Maldini

[red mantle]

Then went to PSG and now he's playing under 30 league games a season

[plucky sandal]

Maybe

Hard to say

Henry isn’t close to Neymar

It’s not debateable

[real bane]

HOW

[red mantle]

For what tho

[real bane]

is it not debateable

[red mantle]

Tell me

[real bane]

tell me

[red mantle]

What did Neymar do

[real bane]

exactly

what does neymar have

over henry

[red mantle]

One ucl btw

[real bane]

thats it

one ucl

[plucky sandal]

Neymar is individually better

[real bane]

HOW

NAHH

[plucky sandal]

Henry has 1 UCL.

[real bane]

IM DONE

[red mantle]

Ok

[red mantle]

Yes

But also a wc

[real bane]

how is neymar

individually

[red mantle]

2 prems

[real bane]

better than Henry

[red mantle]

A sextuple

[real bane]

Henry had electrifiying pace

insane dribbling

[red mantle]

Two seasons in a row being the top g/a in Europe

[real bane]

his passing was excellent too

[plucky sandal]

Neymar has 2 less assists

[red mantle]

A golden pl

[plucky sandal]

In 500 less games

Five hundred

[real bane]

fake stat

btw

[left wasp]

[red mantle]

Neymar played 500 games less than Henry?

[real bane]

where did u get 500 from

[red mantle]

Lol

What

[plucky sandal]

Yes

He has

[real bane]

no he hasnt

ill search it up rn

[red mantle]

And you're telling me that he's top 15 oat?

[orchid condor]

I’m Brazilian. But I think that Henry prime was better than Neymar prime.

[plucky sandal]

479 games for Neymar

[left wasp]

Why do people always have to say that about stuff

[plucky sandal]

822 for Henry

[left wasp]

"I'm a blah blah but this"

[plucky sandal]

maybe I’m a little off

[red mantle]

Man played under 500 games in his career

[orchid condor]

Neymar is better in some aspects

[red mantle]

How shit are you at math

Fucking hell

That's basically 200 games off

[plucky sandal]

Dude it’s the low 400s

Fucking dumbass

Are you joking?

[red mantle]

No

[plucky sandal]

200 games off?

[red mantle]

Around yes

[left wasp]

I failed the Lowest level so I stay away from math

[plucky sandal]

It’s like 360 dude

[red mantle]

Meel cba with you tbh

[plucky sandal]

you have no reason

[red mantle]

Tell me

[plucky sandal]

You just talk

Neymar is clear of Henry

[left wasp]

Fresh Prince of Bel air

Goated

[plucky sandal]

And it’s not remotely close

[red mantle]

You're the one who's given no argument

[plucky sandal]

You haven’t even watched Henry play

[restive tendon]

Meel woke up feeling DANGEROUS 🥶 🔥

• 0/9999 correct opinions
• Disagreed with by the whole server
• His head is a 2 floor mansion that CR7 lives in
• Messi is his religion

[red mantle]

I gave you plenty

Bruh

[left wasp]

I know the entire theme song off by heart. 😎

[plucky sandal]

I have given arguments?

[red mantle]

All you did was give a fake stats

[plucky sandal]

Henry has 80 more goal contributions in 343 more games

[left wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-one-punch-man-saitama-gif-13983914

[plucky sandal]

To be exact

Many of which came in the MLS

[real bane]

Meel shush

fake stats

i can tell already

[plucky sandal]

how are they fake

explain to me

Henry has played 343 more games

[left wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-man-ok-saitama-gif-4973579

[real bane]

u just told me

henry played 500 more games

than neymar

[plucky sandal]

It was an assumption

I am now giving you the exact number

[real bane]

and u also jusf said most of henry's g/a

[left wasp]

[plucky sandal]

Because you’re being nitpicky

[left wasp]

He fucked up

[real bane]

comes from MLs

[plucky sandal]

That’s factually incorrect