football-lounge

[noble lichen]

Mbappe

[sacred sorrel]

Who do they have except messi

[noble lichen]

Nah nah

[sacred sorrel]

Surely not something

Irregular

[noble lichen]

They have LeBron James

[fast timber]

pastore

[sacred sorrel]

They surely still have cavani running ST

[noble lichen]

LeBron James would dominate football

[rich crown]

mbappe neymar

[sacred sorrel]

.

[rich crown]

verratti

uhh

[fast timber]

@sacred sorrel did u stop watchin football for a while and j came back? ☠️ ☠️

[sacred sorrel]

There’s no way a team filled with goat neymar

[rich crown]

marquinhos

[sacred sorrel]

And Mbappe

[rich crown]

and they got ramos

[sacred sorrel]

She failed

Had failed

To win

Champions league

Surely the defence or jeeepr are horrid

Keeper

[sacred sorrel]

Yep

[fast timber]

they got destroyed by real madrid boomers

[sacred sorrel]

They got trashed by a team that wins by luck?

[noble lichen]

PSG can sign Joel Embiid for goal keeper since he is French now

[sacred sorrel]

Horrid

[devout hornet]

Giannis would have developed a different physique if he plays football instead of basketball. I can see him playing center back

[noble lichen]

No hed be goal keeper

[sacred sorrel]

Imagine shaquile oneal in football

[rich crown]

Do you know guy called courtois

I expect you to know

[sacred sorrel]

Wasn’t that the keeper for

What team

I forgot

[rich crown]

Chelsea?

[noble lichen]

Who here is French

[rich crown]

He moved to rma

[sacred sorrel]

Yessss

Chelsea

He was trash

He was ass

I remember making memes abt him

[noble lichen]

Fr

[rich crown]

try to guess the winner

Trashed by north macedonia

[noble lichen]

No

[rich crown]

yeah go ahead

better to know more

[noble lichen]

USA will win the Olympic gold medal

🤞🏽

USA will win the World Cup

No cap

Belgium team is ass

Fr

[rich crown]

do they have star players except pulisic

[noble lichen]

They have Giannis and LeBron

I got Jamaica

[rich crown]

Do you talk about basketball or football

[subtle plover]

pelgium is finished

[noble lichen]

Both

[rich crown]

yeah kinda

[noble lichen]

Fr tho Giannis and LeBron would dominate in football

[subtle plover]

Spain gonna win with Raúl, Fernando Hierro, Morientes, Valerón, Josep Guardiola and Mendieta

[devout hornet]

there are a lot of athletes with freakish body who couldn't make it to the top level of the game. I can see them wreaking havoc in NFL, but in football? none of them have shown how good they are with their foot

[subtle plover]

No one will stop them

[noble lichen]

USA would dominate in Football if it weren’t for Basketball and American Football

Fr

USA is more athletic than any other country

No cap

[devout hornet]

honestly, if those trashy wide receivers and running backs who could barely make practice teams actually trained football since their young age, USA would be scary

[noble lichen]

P

Brazilians are not more Athletic than Americans

Aight African Americans then

That don’t matter

Americans are more athletic

Than

Any

Other

Country

🌎

That don’t matter 💀

Athleticism is not due to height

No it’s not

That’s just tall

Swedish people are not more athletic than Americans

They are taller

[stark narwhal]

that is not how it works

if you’re taller then you’re most likely less agile

[noble lichen]

☝🏽

[granite notch]

"Americans are more athletic than any other country"

If being obnoxious and self-centered was a sport, then they'd be athletic for sure

[silk jasper]

What u mean Zlatan the youngster is agile

[cursive robin]

Tbf it’s not that far fetched

Iike where else in the world are you gonna find a LeBron or Zion

Or Aaron Donald

[granite notch]

Rule of big numbers

You have to factor in per capita, instead of picking the few

[cursive robin]

Average nfl d lineman is like 300 lbs of muscle

[granite notch]

Not to mention that doping is more prevalent in US Sports

[muted pelican]

They’re like 12th itw for obesity rates

Nice athleticism from America

[cursive robin]

That’s misleading

[shadow sable]

W TAKE alexis sanchez was a baller at arsenal

[cursive robin]

NFL O lineman are considered “obese” but they’re some of the best athletes in the world

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[cursive robin]

Obesity uses BMI which is so misleading

[sharp kayak]

if i see a ball rolling towards me and opponent is also coming and i go for the ball but i accidentally slam the opponent as well, is it a foul

im keeper

[cursive robin]

Did you get any of the ball

[sharp kayak]

ye

caught the ball

and slammed the opp

[muted pelican]

What percentage of the American population are NFL O linemen

[pure ridge]

Tbf, if Americans didnt have all those sports for kids to develop in. Surely they'd be a scary nation to compete in the world cup

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[cursive robin]

A small percentage but that goes for Athletes of any country

And the benchmark for obesity is flawed

[sharp kayak]

yo

[cursive robin]

For example a 6’1 230 lb person would be considered obese

[cursive robin]

If you got enough of the ball then it shouldn’t be a foul

[sharp kayak]

aight thanks g

[pure ridge]

Are we really making fun of Americans in athleticism when they dominate olympics tho ☠️

[drowsy void]

hi

[flat moth]

Stop talking about American fitness here btw

[flat moth]

Hey

[random vault]

Get that neymar pfp back 😭

[sacred sorrel]

Hellloooo

[flat moth]

🔜

[sacred sorrel]

I’m new to football

[random vault]

W

[sacred sorrel]

Hi

[flat moth]

Cool enjoy

[sacred sorrel]

yes

[pure ridge]

Do you know who messi and ronaldo are tho

[sacred sorrel]

yes

i did some background

im not an idiot

[pure ridge]

I'm just askin yk

[sacred sorrel]

messi is from brazil ofc.!

nah jk

but

i do know a bit

not alot

[pure ridge]

Perfect time to get into football tho

It's a world cup year

[sacred sorrel]

yes i heard

theres

cup world

[granite notch]

Lmao I saw that 😭

[noble lichen]

I’m joking

🤝

[granite notch]

Imagine saying feminist is an insult in God's year of 2022

[noble lichen]

O

No sorry then

Since it’s a good word to say

@fleet gust

MLS has better footballers than the Premier League

[granite notch]

i somewhat agree

its just the truth

and with gareth bale there

its gonna be easy for him and alot better for the MLS fans

[granite notch]

💀

[muted pelican]

Yeah mate

The mls does have better players than the prem

Like Martinez

[granite notch]

higuian

[muted pelican]

Exactly

[noble lichen]

LeBron James

Kobe Bryant

[muted pelican]

Prime Higuain in the MLS

Pretty insane stuff

[noble lichen]

Giannis Antetokounmpo

Aaron Donald

Tom Brady

Jesus Christ

[granite notch]

💀

[muted pelican]

Barack

[noble lichen]

Trump

Who else

6ix9ine

[granite notch]

ski mask

xxxt

LOL

[noble lichen]

Juice Wrld

Pakistan has Osama tho so they might be a challenge

[granite notch]

man if only james booty was in MLS

and not prem

[noble lichen]

Fr

[granite notch]

or carl panzram

or jeffrey dahmer

[noble lichen]

💀

Jack the Ripper

Columbia has Pablo Escobar

[granite notch]

yeah or billy cosby

[noble lichen]

We have the best footballer tho

and his name is

Bo Cruz

[granite notch]

agreed

fantastic player

better than cr7 at mun in the 2000s

fantastic goal scorer

world class

[noble lichen]

Fr

Fr

[granite notch]

fantastic man

[noble lichen]

Zac Efron wanted to look like him so bad

[granite notch]

true true

zac is wrong for that

[noble lichen]

Fr

[granite notch]

tryna look like the world class best player

[noble lichen]

Fr

The goat

[granite notch]

goat of everything

[granite notch]

the own goal guy

and the gangster

[noble lichen]

Pablo Escobar owns Earth

[granite notch]

true

[noble lichen]

He invented Football

[granite notch]

yes

[urban agate]

Could someone just fix mls and isl server I still dont have permission to access them

[dapper depot]

Why am I still In lounge

[urban agate]

Why is there permission anyways

That is dumb

[north steppe]

Server got reshuffled

[urban agate]

@brave cosmos

[dapper depot]

that’s so dumb

[brave cosmos]

Sup

#951578334884671570 ?

[urban agate]

Why is there permission

For mls and isl

[brave cosmos]

Wym

[urban agate]

Why is this

[brave cosmos]

Strange

[urban agate]

I live in USA and like isl

The rest of additional leagues are like this

[brave cosmos]

It's supposedly a discord bug because and shouldn't happen

But I will hopefully find the proper answer I'm so sorry

[urban agate]

Can it be fixed?

Or no

[dense urchin]

true, I wonder how we can join those channels

[urban agate]

I just wanted an answer

[brave cosmos]

You should just be able to access lol

Unsure why you can't

[urban agate]

Do other people have this problem too?

[brave cosmos]

Yes

[urban agate]

@dense urchin do u?

Ok

[dense urchin]

i do have this problem

since i joined this server 2 months ago

[urban agate]

Hopefully it gets fixed

I joined about a week ago

I was wondering why

Hopefully it gets fixed

[flat moth]

@urban agate
@dense urchin

Try clicking on the follow button in the thread

If you haven’t already

[urban agate]

I am

Still can't

[dense urchin]

it works for me now

except ISL, the following button doesn't work

[urban agate]

That is something

[urban agate]

Is there something else?

[flat moth]

Try now

[flat moth]

If you have clicked on the follow button it should work

[dense urchin]

it works now thank you👍 ❤️

[flat moth]

Yw

[prisma cliff]

why is kantes market value only 40m

thats dissrespectful

[urban agate]

I did

[flat moth]

Are you totally sure you have clicked the follow button only

[flat moth]

Hm that’s weird

[urban agate]

Well idk man

Bummer I cant

[flat moth]

Try it in other threads

Other than mls

[urban agate]

I did isl

Nothing

Just did superliga nothing

Well bummers

[flat moth]

@urban agate try now

[urban agate]

Nope

[sudden ledge]

@urban agate post a screenshot of the thread please

[urban agate]

I reacted to the pic so u could distinguish the two

Oh well amigo I'm starting to get sleepy it's close to 1 am in LA hope it gets fixed

I'll stay on for 10 mins longer

[sudden ledge]

Any change? Try also unfollowing and following and also close and reopen the app

[urban agate]

Kk

Nope

Is it just me that has this problem?

Or few people

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

[urban agate]

Um ok

Why is the bot telling me this did I do something worng

Well im calling it a night hope it gets fixed

[north steppe]

It's just a general reminder

[granite notch]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNsHSXtd/

[drowsy drum]

son?1?1!1!

i have more but

ut could be considered as “spam”

[granite notch]

Man why not saka

[dense urchin]

Nicee

[drowsy drum]

i never knew son was 30 yr old

[copper slate]

wait WHAR

I thought he was like 20

wtf

[dense urchin]

I thought he’s 35

[muted token]

kk

[shadow sable]

Messi, how many players were better than you last season?

Messi:

[cobalt gorge]

He’s 5

[runic gull]

I still can’t comprehend he’s wearing 30 it’s so cursed

Give the man number 10 blud

[shadow sable]

but he supports barca

10/10

[shadow sable]

he wore it in barca

when he first started

[runic gull]

I know

[granite notch]

Messi not finished, he’ll do good this season

[rustic night]

eh

[dry leaf]

haha good one tbh

[rustic night]

Son's 30??

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/mvsrapp/status/1558377830286856194?s=21&t=6wZQ_mkwY_x4iwWg0Ob_nw

MessivsRonaldo.app (@mvsrapp)

‼️ MATCHDAY ‼️

Messi vs Montpellier

👕 1 game
⚽️ 2 goals
🅰️ 0 assists

🟢 1 win ⚫️ 0 draws 🔴 0 losses

Last game: 2G in a 4-0 win in May

Leo Messi has got his 22/23 season off to a flyer in his first couple of games - can he keep that going tonight against Montpellier?

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Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 9:00 AM

Goal incoming

[spare fern]

Serie A starts today, and let's pray for some points at Fantasy

[granite notch]

👍🏻

[dry leaf]

ngl i gotta go watch psg tonight

hopefully it doesnt clash with my arsenal fame

*game

nvm its a 3 am game 😭

[granite notch]

It’s at 12pm for me

[naive agate]

Lounge back 😱

They should of put me in lobby Ffs

[granite notch]

This is your sport director.. @granite notch

[rich crown]

MNR

[lone owl]

Who is gonna win uecl uel ucl this year

[dry leaf]

europa league arsenal

champions league city

[lone owl]

And uecl

[rich crown]

for ucl I choose barca

[lone owl]

? @dry leaf

[mellow skiff]

Lmao

[proven burrow]

Kick Neymar, add Mbappe

[mellow skiff]

I just realize this world cup is gonna be in christmas

It' gonna be weird seeing fans wearing christmas hats

[tawdry copper]

Kick Ronaldo add Suarez

[proven burrow]

So there's people play Serie A fantasy huh

[granite notch]

N’golo Otieno 🥰

[proven burrow]

Suarez 💀

Where he plays now?

[naive agate]

Pretty sure he’s in Uruguay rn

[tawdry copper]

His former club

[naive agate]

Anyways he’s finished

[tawdry copper]

Where he started

[granite notch]

Pretty sure it’s his local

[lone owl]

Club international

I think

[rich crown]

Nacional

[proven burrow]

Okay

[lone owl]

Exactly what I meant

[proven burrow]

Yo I want to watch Copa Libertadores

They still playing right?

What stage now

[rich crown]

QF

quarter final

now semi ig

[proven burrow]

Who's favorite

[granite notch]

ye

[spare fern]

Italy is pretty common

[granite notch]

everyone knows our sport director cuz he has a heart for this club no one knows any other sport director 🤭🤭

[tawdry copper]

Clear

[granite notch]

lewa

mboope

[tender furnace]

Peak neymar

[proven burrow]

Marius Wolf is goated in FM

[nimble panther]

fr

theres a fm chat

btw

#942076247826108426

we talk abt things there

[granite notch]

the only time i watched ligue 1

[tender furnace]

He was just too good those first 2 seasons at psg

[bold onyx]

boys

Raphael Le’ai is on trial with a Turkish top division side

[granite notch]

The fact you don’t play it dosent mean no one do lol

[proven burrow]

Chill, i didn't even know they have fantasy football

https://twitter.com/therealbozz/status/1558058768402763776?t=gpvQQvoS2P9G99DY49jB8w&s=33

M.S. (@therealbozz)

Orpheus Media, run by Jaume Roures, a Laporta financier who also runs Mediapro which broadcasts the league and helps determine matchday scheduling and repetition of images, such as VAR replays, during broadcasts.

How interesting.

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Twitter · Aug 12, 2022, 11:52 AM

https://twitter.com/therealbozz/status/1558106995961565188?t=t7-UfPkg6QTz0RZ2IN4ffw&s=33

M.S. (@therealbozz)

Orpheus, which has a value of roughly 3m, is paying Barca 100m for something largely worth 700k and is losing money every year.

How extremely normal.

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306

Twitter · Aug 12, 2022, 3:03 PM

Bro this is fraud

[granite notch]

might sounds crazy

but my literal government did that

[real beacon]

Itv got la Liga deal this season

[stoic token]

Unfortunately Neymar had a hard injury in 2018 (and in these times was the best season of his carreer, just look the numbers) and since this he don't play like before :(

Me and a lot of brazilians miss the old neymar, but with his injuries is very hard to see this again. Maybe only in the World Cup :/

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Neymarrrrr 😍😍😍

[real bane]

sunny at the emirates?

30 degrees outside

water breaks

https://tenor.com/view/martin-odegaard-ødegaard-arsenal-everton-gif-24210376

[flat moth]

#1007972976840409138

[real bane]

what is Martin cooking

[naive agate]

Ødegaard prop in this server that’s not from me 😳

[glad kelp]

How?

[snow cypress]

Prediction:

1. Gavi
2. Camavinga
3. Musiala
4. Gravenberch
5. Bellingham
6. Wirtz
7. Mendes
8. Saka
9. Adeyemi
10. Gvardiol

Btw if someone wins the Kopa trophy does that mean they can't win another one? Because Pedri is not nominated

[granite notch]

😭

wtf is this list

[snow cypress]

I think that's gonna be the results

[granite notch]

1. Bellingham/Musiala
2. Musiala/Bellingham
3. Wirtz

gavi and camavinga so overrated

bellingham is leading dortmund at 18 and musiala is our best attacker atm

[snow cypress]

They have spanish bias, I'll give you that

Gavi and Cama

[granite notch]

ik but it should be like that

[snow cypress]

Why not Gravenberch 4th though?

[granite notch]

Saka was better

[naive agate]

Gavi😭

Camavinga imo

[granite notch]

for me it should be musiala but probably cuz im biased but idc hes the goat

[naive agate]

1-cama
2-wirtz
3-Bellingham
4-saka
5-mendes

Rest idc

[granite notch]

your list isnt any better

😭 😭

[granite notch]

😭

[naive agate]

It’s definitely better

[granite notch]

GAVI AND CAMAVINGA SHOULDNT BE IN THE TOP 5

[snow cypress]

If he chose to represent England then English tax would put him levels above Bellingham

[granite notch]

this is the superior list

[naive agate]

Huge factor in them winning the ucl

So ofc he should

[granite notch]

he would be a generational player fpr them

[granite notch]

camavinga heatmap in all ucl matches

[naive agate]

• wirtz 24GA in 30 games

While also getting injured mid season

[naive agate]

Played 10 games

[granite notch]

for 10 minutes? 😭

[naive agate]

Madrid survived on comebacks

[snow cypress]

He only started 1

[naive agate]

It doesn’t matter he still contributed

[snow cypress]

And he had an average of 30 Minutes per game

[naive agate]

Like I said Still contributed

[granite notch]

odriozola contributed to our ucl doesnt mean he was the best right back itw

[naive agate]

Nobody said this

• this makes no sense

[granite notch]

literally the same thing

[naive agate]

No I’m not calling camavinga the best midfielder in the world

[snow cypress]

This is Camavinga's UCL Stats from last season

[naive agate]

Watching the games>

Simply not reading all that

[granite notch]

Fr

[snow cypress]

I managed to watch 8/13 Real Madrid's UCL games last season and i can say his best game was the 2nd leg against Chelsea

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1558145392872677383?s=20&t=_wOiHxzSZcLDRO4vW5IjnA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

It’s been a positive meeting today in Turin between Manchester United director John Murtough and Adrien Rabiot’s mother/agent Veronique. 🚨🔴 #MUFC

Parties still working on salary, not fully agreed yet - but talks continue.

Juventus will go for Paredes if Rabiot joins Man Utd.

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Twitter · Aug 12, 2022, 5:36 PM

[snow cypress]

Man United wants him fr 💀

[granite notch]

let them

😼 👍🏼

[granite notch]

am i supposed to say the best young player of the year when he was like 24 during that time?

[naive agate]

Still a terrible comparison

[granite notch]

there wasnt a better one

[woeful epoch]

Hallo

[oak panther]

Hi

[woeful epoch]

How's you

[red mantle]

He plays 10 mins every game

[woeful epoch]

https://twitter.com/OptaFranz/status/1558190603283881985?t=eUL5ZaK1a21RwCNfmdvzoA&s=19

OptaFranz (@OptaFranz)

9 – Edin Terzic is the first Borussia Dortmund manager to win nine #Bundesliga matches in a row. Special. #SCFBVB

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Twitter · Aug 12, 2022, 8:36 PM

[woeful epoch]

.

[woeful epoch]

🥴

[naive agate]

?

[woeful epoch]

😭😭

[naive agate]

• that’s a weirdass emoji pls stop

[wanton adder]

When cama went on the game momentum changed drastically

[vestal citrus]

Bro we all knew that ever since he was gonna come to bvb after the recent manager was sacked

[woeful epoch]

Yea

[proven burrow]

Everybody loves Dortmund

[solid panther]

Yo

[granite notch]

Arsenal 4-0 win loading

Odegaard masterclass incoming

[solid panther]

Martinelli ø and Jesus will score

Jesus twice

[granite notch]

If arsenal get tielemens and diaby

I see a title charge

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[naive agate]

W

Ødegaard bagging 3GA

[proven burrow]

What time is the kickoff

[carmine kite]

No lad

[proven burrow]

I have Jesus and Martinelli on my fpl

[naive agate]

Like an hour from now

[proven burrow]

Nice

[carmine kite]

Jesus and zinchenko for me

Was gonna pick saka but i took salah instead

[north steppe]

Where was Casemiro at before Real

[proven burrow]

Yea zinchenko a great pick

Jesus scammed me last time 😭

[carmine kite]

The academy

[proven burrow]

Santos

Or brazil

Club

Not santos

Wait

Sao Paulo

My bad

[carmine kite]

Thats actually a good question yo i didnt even know where casemeiro was before reao

[woeful epoch]

Porto

[carmine kite]

Hes been there so long i swear he was an academy player

[proven burrow]

Nah he came from Sao Paulo

Then loaned to porto

[north steppe]

Alright

[stark narwhal]

unitee have a player like mctominay in their midfield and they think the best replacement they can get is rabiot

💀

[naive agate]

We’ll see

[granite notch]

if musiala doesnt win bayern pr needs a spanking

hes our best attacker and nobody acknowledges it

[carmine kite]

The only masterclass we'll be seeing today is toney against man united

[neon jackal]

Is FIFA 23 the last FIFA

[carmine kite]

Yes

[naive agate]

Coman just disappeared for some reason

[neon jackal]

😭

[granite notch]

coman doesnt even play because of his red card

atm the only one as good as him is mane

[granite notch]

why d

dhelsea?

[naive agate]

Thought you were referring to 2022 as a whole for some reason

[stark narwhal]

Dhelsea

[granite notch]

hes class though

[stark narwhal]

Danchester United

[granite notch]

Darca

[carmine kite]

And sane

Sane's workrate is unmatched

He's improved so much

[drowsy drum]

dusan got nominated but messi didnt😭😭

[snow cypress]

Dusan was amazing last season wdym

[drowsy drum]

i mean like@messi is pretty finished

hes 34 he has reached his potential

or i mean

yk??

[carmine kite]

Messi Is an A- player now

Nothing more

[remote snow]

Don't you mean L?🤔

[granite notch]

[flint coral]

Hertha 1 - 0 Frankfurt 😂

[rich crown]

man u lineup prediction against brentford?

[granite notch]

I have a prediction for the tactic

Pass to Ronaldo

[north steppe]

Frankfurt bottling

[rich crown]

yes

[north steppe]

i hope Kostics Departure isnt that bad

[forest beacon]

Bro

Why would Messi get nominated

[rich crown]

But do they still play mctominay?

[forest beacon]

And why are people mad he didn’t

[drowsy drum]

you have a point

[flint coral]

It is

[forest beacon]

He did Jack shit last season

He scored like 3 goals

All pens

[lilac gate]

Memefurt

[drowsy drum]

pretty finished

[flint coral]

But won el

[granite notch]

Memefurt

[north steppe]

oh

[granite notch]

still

[north steppe]

sry frankfurt fans

[forest beacon]

He scored 11 but he still did jack shit

[lilac gate]

Fluke imo

[rich crown]

Frankfruit?

[north steppe]

blame Ramsey

[forest beacon]

Any Australians nominated for the Ballon d'Or

[granite notch]

why u got rabiot pfp

[forest beacon]

Apart from Kerr

[granite notch]

[lilac gate]

I love Memefurt for owning Poorca tho

[forest beacon]

Australian headlines 😂

[north steppe]

he might be leaving

[granite notch]

i hope for juventus lol

hes trash

[stark narwhal]

thats a stretch

hes shit

[north steppe]

do you support Milan

[granite notch]

i like milan but my pfp is for leao

[granite notch]

No one on the planet thinks she’s better than Messi or ronaldo and yet she has a better rating then them

[carmine kite]

Where is newcastle match chat

[stark narwhal]

fifa for you

[carmine kite]

Women cards on fut will be so meta

[granite notch]

cringe imo

no Newcastle channel ?

[carmine kite]

Im asking the same

[granite notch]

No Southampton channel?

No wolves vs Fulham channel?

[woeful epoch]

No

Deal with no pl channels

[granite notch]

Belotti to Galatasaray

wtf

[cosmic tide]

what if maguire blocked Vinni's shot

😳

[granite notch]

well galatasaray is building a good team

didn’t they buy torreira too

[heady veldt]

SIUUUUU

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1558456886369845249

utdreport (@utdreport)

PSG are preparing to offer a long-term contract to Marcus Rashford and a transfer fee to #mufc with the aim of signing him this month #mulive [@DuncanCastles]

Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 2:14 PM

[heady veldt]

Awful GK

[dark nymph]

Just seen werners goal

I can’t take this league seriously man

[lilac gate]

1-0 City... and so it begins

[dense urchin]

Nice

[granite notch]

Both attackers got points

Get in

And one captain

[left wasp]

I was close

[flint coral]

Nobody wants to win 😂

[lilac gate]

Drawsliga

[flint coral]

BunDRAWSliga

[cursive granite]

Tht goalkeeping 💀

[runic gull]

That werner goal 😍😍😍

[cursive granite]

Mls have better goalkeepers

[drowsy void]

Hii

[drowsy void]

werner scores wtf

[granite notch]

Chelsea ruined Werner

Now he’s back

🥰

[stark narwhal]

chelsea ruin strikers

[heady veldt]

Awful goalkeeping

[drowsy void]

oh

[heady veldt]

Ikr

Howler

[drowsy void]

gk errors from bundesliga whats new 😂

always happens in the bundesliga ffs

[heady veldt]

It’s nice to see him happy tho

[drowsy void]

yes

[granite notch]

😭

[cursive granite]

he back to his natural habitant

[drowsy void]

guys which game currently live is the most entertaining to watch rn

???

[cursive granite]

City

they scoring more

[drowsy void]

they already 3-0 up

[carmine kite]

Ars leicster and newcastle brighton

[drowsy void]

and I don't like city that much tbh

[cursive granite]

if u want to see gols

[granite notch]

City

[drowsy void]

any non prem team?

[carmine kite]

Leipzig ig

[drowsy void]

ok

[grizzled karma]

ronaldo best 9 all time?

ronaldo nazario da lima

[granite notch]

That’s not Messi 🤨

[drowsy void]

||thats a bla-||

[granite notch]

…

[stark narwhal]

what does p#essi mean

[drowsy void]

messi but ||p*ns||

[granite notch]

Pens

[stark narwhal]

messi has literally missed the most pens in ucl history

people are stupid

[drowsy void]

they gonna criticize him for that too

heck they gonna criticize him for living

very reactionary ppl

how dare u say the cursed word?!

[granite notch]

am sorry

😭

[drowsy void]

i got a call from heaven

pablo escobar wants to meet u

ok u dont need to

[deep pond]

kdb

..

[proven burrow]

I need Haaland to score

Neves Neto Martinelli all dipped

[granite notch]

U know i will never gamble again

I said last time that jesus will score first against palace he didn't this time i bet on saka he scored 2 goals

Like wtf

[woeful epoch]

Werner scored on his debut

[vast sandal]

Do you see someone or a message which breaks our rules? react with the :sos: emoji on their message to report it to us!

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It would be fun seeing them bottle this as a arsenal fan

Ngl would laugh

Charge your phone please

🙏

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[heavy crest]

Anyone know which TV service shows all top 5 leagues? (Minimum prem serie a and la liga)

[granite notch]

What country?

@heavy crest

[heavy crest]

usa

USA

@granite notch

[granite notch]

NBC Sports?

[heavy crest]

Alr

[subtle plover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/482214164799160320/1008036306120609912/image0.jpg

Finished club

[granite notch]

And maybe ESPN for La Liga I don’t know exactly, you may search up on Google if you want

[heavy crest]

Alright

[remote kindle]

donde esta leo messi

leo messi donde estaa

[granite notch]

Mbappe will win UCL what are you on about

[dapper depot]

Not with psg he won’t

[granite notch]

If he stays he will

Probably won’t stay his whole career

[dapper depot]

where else would he go

[granite notch]

Things happen

He can go to any club

He would walk into every club in the world

[dapper depot]

he has insane wages

[remote kindle]

you dont know football

[granite notch]

If he thinks Money>Passion in the future then he will stay

[granite notch]

Bro he will

Even with PSG

In the future

[remote kindle]

he wont

[remote kindle]

ur wrong

[dapper depot]

hes 23 and he already thinks that way

[granite notch]

PSG is oil

They will get insane players in the future

[remote kindle]

mbappe is not winning ucl

in psg

[granite notch]

Yo

[dapper depot]

cant blame him tho that was a lot of money psg gave him

[remote kindle]

💀

[granite notch]

Then re-do your about me

[dapper depot]

why

[remote kindle]

why are u reading my about me

[granite notch]

Fr

😭

[dapper depot]

☠️

[remote kindle]

💀

[granite notch]

Idk

💀

Why’s that important anyway

[dapper depot]

💀

[granite notch]

💀

[dapper depot]

Kinda weird icl

[remote kindle]

💀

[dapper depot]

[granite notch]

fr

About me’s are there to read

[dapper depot]

ok bud

[granite notch]

I checked your profile

“Bud”

[granite notch]

I agree with your bio

[dapper depot]

[red mantle]

Jesus is king fr

Best st in the prem

https://c.tenor.com/vEFnfcAlhvUAAAAM/gabriel-jesus-jesus.gif

[dusk pasture]

💀

[subtle galleon]

we all know who winnin the wc

usa

💯

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1558490916909883394

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Pierre Aubameyang deal. Chelsea will be in contact with Barcelona through intermediaries during the weekend to discuss conditions of deal, and then decide on first bid. 🚨🔵 #CFC

…and it’s absolutely not over yet for Wesley Fofana. Chelsea plan is to try again in the next days.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 4:29 PM

[dusk pasture]

Tillman winning the world cup and the Champions League

[dark nymph]

Bastoni benched

Might not be a starter anymore ffs

[sand widget]

Bro this shirt looks so clean 🥶

[granite notch]

thats nice

does anyone know when the CL groups are decided?

[dark nymph]

13 days i think

[granite notch]

okie thanks

Lol Utd

[dusk pasture]

COVID IS RIFE, END THE LEAGUE

[foggy lion]

Lol United

They can't play under pressure

[granite notch]

Bro Brenford is pressing UTD

[ivory rampart]

United 🥲

[granite notch]

TEN HAGGGGGGG

HES HERE TO END THE ERA OF PEP GUARDIOLA

https://tenor.com/view/ajaxwallpapers-ajax-ten-hag-erik-ten-hag-wzawzdb-gif-16144159

[mighty venture]

Memenchester unted

[granite notch]

Lol

3-0

[granite notch]

we can read cunt

I was just saying

[empty fractal]

💀

[stiff robin]

Can't forget hes gotta start the charity in France too for a more worldwide coverage

(In a good way)

[tranquil cradle]

Johnny sins

[granite notch]

4-0

[tranquil cradle]

Bro im so done with united

[vagrant lotus]

Damn

[granite notch]

Can’t believe United is losing 4-0 vs Brentford

[vagrant lotus]

Man U fans raging today

I put the emoji and then got banned

[granite notch]

is this an alt then?

[granite notch]

Nah he was banned from the Manchester United server

ah i see my bad

cheeky

[left sluice]

send me the link

[native lance]

Let's go ten hag

[vagrant lotus]

I literally got banned…

[native lance]

Get man utd relegated

That's the real change

[left sluice]

you have the link?

[vagrant lotus]

If ban means no link

[granite notch]

i don't like Dima in that position tho

like as a starter

at all

first off cause i don't think he's that good and ofc cause his height

[burnt thorn]

What a great season so far

[low hamlet]

I formally apologize to all united fans for saying that DDG was decent

I was wrong

[dark nymph]

He has been our best player in pre season

And i think inzaghi is playing him because of his crossing ability as it’s obvs that lecce will play with a low line and our only option would be crossing

[granite notch]

oh makes sense then

i didn't watch preseason except one half against Lugano

[stark narwhal]

united are going down

[dark nymph]

Yeah he has been amazing in pre season from what I’ve seen

Especially defensively he is stepping up

[warm meadow]

so... I'm new to following the premier league. Has United ever been relegated? lol

[low hamlet]

Yeah in 22/23

[warm meadow]

lmfao

[onyx canopy]

lol

[granite notch]

https://twitter.com/carra23/status/1558503077409443840?s=21&t=wctVGRaQ1ztwUOvLOwbuPg

Jamie Carragher (@Carra23)

#NewProfilePic

Likes

31237

Retweets

4796

Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 5:17 PM

He’s given up lol

[subtle plover]

Pen hag realizing he went from talented youngsters to a bunch of overpaid overrated divas

[zenith bloom]

Thanks MU for ruined my weekend

[north steppe]

Ronaldo after the match

[granite notch]

[zealous drum]

K so minus the bad news. Here's some "good" from Barcelona
They have registered Lewandowski and other players from their 4th lever being Activated. But even if they have registered them, the money made to pay them will take way longer than it took with De Jong. So Lewandowski and the others registered will join de Jong in deciding to take a pay cut

?av @granite notch

,av @dark

,av @granite notch

Oh nvm

[granite notch]

try in #bot-sandbox

[subtle plover]

Ten hag is just glorified peter bosz

[tired flax]

I wonder where are the people who told me Arsenal would bottle in the first season games

[stray kiln]

https://twitter.com/Bill_Eshun/status/1558088743315283969?t=57k8R4EUwgHv-4chdqo3gA&s=19

Bill Eshun (@Bill_Eshun)

Ronaldinho for Brazil:

97 apps
33 goals

Neymar for Brazil:

119 apps
74 goals

Likes

2037

Retweets

179

Twitter · Aug 12, 2022, 1:51 PM

Pele has 77 goals in 92 games

[kind siren]

Wow, Manchester United are doing shit

Seriously

Two losses in both games against easy teams

I wont be surprised if they lose against liverpool in their next game

Keep playing like this and they will be demoted to the Championship

[oak ore]

guys lets talk football kits

[oak ore]

kaka better

[jolly ore]

Any club that sells a player to United:

[heady veldt]

Anyone who isn’t a United fan rn

[stoic token]

barcelona 14/15 have my favorite european kits

[granite notch]

Wtf brentford is beating ten hang Man U 4-0?

I did no see that coming but I am not surprised

[jolly ore]

That’s the same thing 😭

[granite notch]

I seen the loss coming but not 4-0

[subtle plover]

Lisandro martínez destroying his hopes of starting at the World Cup by joining that finished club

[granite notch]

Factos

[steady narwhal]

hey all anyone know if the world cup quarter final tickets online are legit or not? not the platforms that have them but the tickets themselves, kinda skeptical since theyre not yet on sale on fifa

[granite notch]

He should have just stayed at Ajax, he would have secured a World Cup spot

[naive agate]

https://twitter.com/teamcronaldo/status/1558519166864343041?s=21&t=X-fu7eRTjtBPXiZ48CxDMw

TCR. (@TeamCRonaldo)

‼️

Cristiano Ronaldo's nephew on Instagram story:
“Get out of there uncle.”

Likes

435

Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 6:21 PM

Tears

[subtle plover]

https://pbs.twimg.com/ad_img/1508481569970925570/RCR3LPQS?format=png&name=900x900

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/status/1558520156384542722?s=21&t=9fOhR7RjWRwoS7vJQodONQ

Samuel Luckhurst (@samuelluckhurst)

McClaren advising Ronaldo to go over to the fans but Ronaldo not having it. Exchanges some words with him and then heads for the tunnel. #mufc

Likes

1776

Retweets

266

Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 6:25 PM

[subtle plover]

Ronaldo highlights vs brentford

[granite notch]

Nice

Yikes , I don’t blame ten hag tho, you can see the potential in United with the players they have but for some reason it’s as if they don’t take football serious?

[edgy grove]

Man United aren't putting in the effort

[spiral musk]

i saw that lol

[naive agate]

Terrible attitude utd should terminate his contract immediately!

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[granite notch]

Man United players aren't willing to play they have no interest

That's the problem

No passion

No shit

https://c.tenor.com/2Y1qimySLIIAAAAM/messi-lionel-messi.gif

[north steppe]

yayyy

i can watch Serie A and La liga on my tv again

[subtle plover]

Lisandro martínez full highlights vs brentford | 4k | Scaloni are you watching??? 🥶🥶

[stray kiln]

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1558520585864351744?t=tMLRnUTrm8wONCfngAbYbA&s=19

Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan)

Well if you make Walter White your manager, what do you expect? #United

Likes

470

Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 6:27 PM

[sharp drum]

MANCHESTER IS RED

[stray kiln]

Is this disrespectful to Ten Hag

[granite notch]

4-0 😑 this is another 8-2 situstion

Practically

[urban agate]

Well i still cant talk in mls and isl channel bummer

[subtle plover]

Brentford own chelsea and man united

[dark nymph]

1 minute

That’s all it took

1 fucking minute for lukaku to score

I love this

[stoic token]

"kakaka" is a type of laughing in portuguese internet, and "mds" is "Meu Deus" (my god, but this means omg)
he wrote like "lmao, oh my god, get out of there uncle"

[safe drift]

They deserved to be pinned #1008046160830804128 message

[lilac gate]

https://tenor.com/view/manchester-united-they-all-rubbish-favorite-player-premier-gif-17027601

[covert schooner]

bro knew it

[granite notch]

Man United is a joke

Get owned

By

Zabaleta

Did man united loose

Yes 4-0

Ok

h

No reaction challenge??

[lilac gate]

Top 10 Moments Before Disaster

[granite notch]

brighton and hove albion best team ever

[lilac gate]

Man United are truly the gift that keeps on giving

[granite notch]

Wigan are now officially the 2nd biggest club in Greater Manchester

yes

[rapid apex]

Option to send swap Wigan for United

[granite notch]

Getting beat by a seagull and a bee and being last in the premier league

Man united:this is fine

[daring summit]

What?

[dark haven]

imagine if the epl season ends now

and man utd get relegated

[granite notch]

BAHAHAHA

Would be funny

[daring summit]

We need building from scratch

[granite notch]

imagine if monkeypox delayed the prem season

and united get relegated

Yes fire ten hag

[lilac gate]

I knew reality was gonna slap these mfers in the face once the EPL started

[granite notch]

I just realised that man united went through more coaches in like 6 months than Man City have in like 5 years

[dark haven]

im pretty sure man utd wasted nearly all their stamina by trying too hard at the friendlies

[granite notch]

Gittens and Moukoko this season:

https://tenor.com/view/vic2r-cr7-marcelo-gif-18625129

[granite notch]

Dzeko owns your club

🤪

[noble skiff]

yall saw the manu v brentford match?

[lilac gate]

New Manager Bounce innit?

[granite notch]

Hmm

Innit

Tommyinnit

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/sachatavolieri/status/1558536790138568705

Sacha Tavolieri (@sachatavolieri)

🔴⏳ Information about #ManchesterUnited incoming with @mufcMPB… #mercato

Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 7:31 PM

[dark haven]

man utd's manager curse is a bigger coincidence than man city's 0 ucl trophies

[fleet gust]

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/519046923689664512?t=JmEU0vF_3qbvzI5uZaYgOA&s=19

Manchester United (@ManUtd)

They shall not pass. #mufc

Likes

29594

Retweets

40118

Twitter · Oct 6, 2014, 8:50 AM

[noble skiff]

ronaldo shouldve stayed at madrid

[low onyx]

https://twitter.com/mufcMPB/status/1558537689397399555

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB)

Breaking: Manchester United have reached a total agreement with Adrien Rabiot’s mother, Veronique, on personal terms. #MUFC [@sachatavolieri]

Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 7:35 PM

oh yeah.. this will TOTALLY solve their problems

🤣

[dark haven]

brentford: and i took that personally

[dense prism]

😐

[lilac gate]

''But we beat Liverpool 4-0 in a friendly''

[dense prism]

yes i was that

[fleet gust]

Brighton: funny guy

[dark haven]

just end the season now, and start again next week

[warm meadow]

RIP

united channel dead

[granite notch]

I’m just calmly watching Portuguese league

Lol

[low wren]

Tbh the 2030 World Cup should be in Eastern Asia coastal cities outside of China

Like Singapore, Bangkok, hong kong(exception), Taipei, Seoul, Tokyo

You know what I mean?

[granite notch]

Kinda….

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1558543586584678401?s=21&t=qVczSdDFXavdll45Jgfq5w

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Attendance: 81.104. [fcb] #fcblive 🏟

Likes

342

Twitter · Aug 13, 2022, 7:58 PM

Pretty good

[restive tendon]

3rd banter era in a row

[dark haven]

remember when arsenal was 20th last season for 3 games?

[granite notch]

yo where are all the united fans now

in the mud

[daring summit]

depressed

and still thinking of how i can make my fantasy work

[granite notch]

😂

[silk storm]

Banter club united

[drowsy drum]

w

[granite notch]

Patron Saint of Footballers

[drowsy drum]

FOOTBALL FANS HAS NO CHILL

[granite notch]

Luigi Scrosoppi was anointed as the patron saint of football

[granite notch]

indeed

Panchester united

Gaytiano penal do

💀

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[jolly lark]

If you laugh at those type of comments you have the humour of a 6 year old

[granite notch]

penchester united

banter club

U can’t say p e ss I?

Or p e n aldo

[drowsy drum]

im not laughing is kinda funny people over celebrating 😭😭

[thorn drum]

2 best players in the world

[thorn drum]

Messi fan account

[thorn drum]

Lower than the Women's club

[drowsy drum]

yes

[tight aurora]

UNITED BEST PL TEAM

[winter goblet]

Neymar hatty

[prime isle]

Oh god we are finished

Wtf are we even playing

[winter goblet]

Offside I think

[native lance]

I saw a interview of a guy saying he rather watch bernando silva then Ronaldo, even as a Messi fan that's too far. 5 Ballon dor, 5 ucl, 17 consecutive Ballon dor nominations, top scorer of all time, Europe's all time top scorer, every league he played in he showed he is the best at it, real Madrid all time top scorer, 7 Dubai dors, and a player like Ronaldo playing like this at 38 is just insane. Respect Ronaldo

[granite notch]

Messi stans

Minions

[granite notch]

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