ligue-1

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Dinan Léhon [2] : 0 Angoulême

[weak viper]

Where tf can we see la roche VF's score

[trail vortex]

It's 0-0 still.

GOAL | Aviron Bayonnais [2] : 0 Ol. Saumur

GOAL | Feignise-Aulnoye 0 : [1] Haguenau

[weak viper]

I only found it on Locminé's twitter account

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Dinan Léhon 2 : [1] Angoulême

GOAL | Limonest 0 : [1] Nîmes

GOAL | Beauvais-Oise [2] : 0 Biesheim

[weak viper]

COME ON

now i need a la roche goal pls

[trail vortex]

I have found the very last cherry on top for this disastrous season of Marseille.
https://x.com/i/status/2055671913557508193

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 OFFICIEL ! MONSTER DEVIENT PARTENAIRE DE L’OM ! 🤝💙🤍

X · May 16, 2026, 3:29 PM

Or is it disastrous?

Because, money.

GOAL | Dinan Léhon [3] : 1 Angoulême

GOAL | Bourges Foot 18 [1] : 0 Borgo

[hoary crystal]

im scared

La Roche had a pen but Locminé gk saved it

we are leading 2-0 just STAY LIKE THIS PLEASE

[trail vortex]

HT | Andrézieux 3 : 1 Rousset

[weak viper]

💀

holy choke from la roche

[hoary crystal]

not over

[trail vortex]

Holy shit.

[hoary crystal]

one entire half to play and they are dominating

[trail vortex]

HT | Bourges Foot 18 1 : 0 Borgo

[hoary crystal]

only thing we dont need is a La Roche win

draw or loss and we are promoted

[trail vortex]

HT | Limonest 0 : 1 Nîmes

[hoary crystal]

FUCKS SAKE

LA ROCHE SCORE

ggs

[trail vortex]

HT | Aviron Bayonnais 2 : 0 Ol. Saumur

[hoary crystal]

were not getting promoted

next year maybe

[trail vortex]

HT | Dinan Léhon 3 : 1 Angoulême

HT | Cannes 0 : 0 Lusitanos

HT | Feignise-Aulnoye 0 : 1 Haguenau

HT | Montlouis 1 : 0 Saint-Malo

HT | Beauvais-Oise 2 : 0 Biesheim

HT | Thionville 0 : 0 Chambly

HT | Les Herbiers 1 : 0 Chateaubriant

[open owl]

REALLY

[open owl]

NO

[hoary crystal]

HT at Bordeaux

fuck the win its useless now

La Roche lead

[open owl]

Nîmes is in L3!! As it stands

[hoary crystal]

just before HT

[open owl]

It's ok a late 1-1 and ur in L3

We believe

[trail vortex]

HT | Avranches 0 : 2 Bordeaux

[hoary crystal]

most obvious 2-0 lead before the 60th min

you can tell i love suffering lol

HT at Locminé

[open owl]

THE AWAY SECTION FOR NÎMES HAS COLLAPSED

[weak viper]

???

[hoary crystal]

what

[open owl]

No injuries hopefully

[hoary crystal]

oh

[open owl]

They all jumped on it 😭😭

[hoary crystal]

wow ok

[open owl]

Thankfully everyone's laughing

[hoary crystal]

i just clocked Royce Openda got subbed off injured

okay

thank god we lead 2-0 at HT then

[hoary crystal]

wow

[trail vortex]

LMAO

[hoary crystal]

im losing hope

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Limonest 0 : [2] Nîmes

National 2 second half are starting.

[hoary crystal]

atp bro

idk what to do

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Andrézieux [4] : 1 Rousset

GOAL | Thionville 0 : [1] Chambly

GOAL | Cannes [1] : 0 Lusitanos

[weak viper]

oh no

[hoary crystal]

ffs Aranches score

2-1

if we bottle our lead...

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Avranches [1] : 2 Bordeaux

GOAL | Limonest 0 : [3] Nîmes

GOAL | Montlouis 1 : [1] Saint-Malo

[hoary crystal]

lol i remember managing Limonest on a random football sim

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Beauvais-Oise [3] : 0 Biesheim

GOAL | Bourges Foot 18 [2] : 0 Borgo

[trail vortex]

Did you win the Champions league?

[hoary crystal]

nah i stopped playing but i did win Europa League

3-1

[trail vortex]

1-3

Yeah.

GOAL | Avranches 1 : [3] Bordeaux

GOAL | Les Herbiers [2] : 0 Chateaubriant

[trail vortex]

That's not the Champions league but I'll take it.

I can't believe Limonest did better than OGC Nice...

[hoary crystal]

in my sim Nice won the Conference League

bar's that low ig

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Beauvais-Oise [4] : 0 Biesheim

[trail vortex]

Gramercy for making Nice win an European competition.

[hoary crystal]

lol

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Andrézieux [5] : 1 Rousset

Total annihilation from Andrézieux and Beauvais-Oise to finish the season with style.

GOAL | Beauvais-Oise 4 : [1] Biesheim

I remove what I say.

FAT BEAUVAIS-OISE!

CAN'T EVEN GET A CLEAN SHEET!

BOOO!

[hoary crystal]

damn

Grillot what a defense

[trail vortex]

Very good tackle from a Bordeaux defender.

Jean Grillot right?

[hoary crystal]

yup

[trail vortex]

Still 0-1 for La Roche.

[hoary crystal]

losing hope

25 mins left

[trail vortex]

There's still hope actually. If Locminé scores a goal, then parks the bus, Bordeaux will validate its ticket to the Ligue 3.

They highly deserve it.

[hoary crystal]

yeah but i doubt it , La Roche are dominating

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Andrézieux 5 : [2] Rousset

GOAL | Limonest [1] : 3 Nîmes

[hoary crystal]

Abou Ba also subbed off injured ok bro

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Feignise-Aulnoye [1] : 1 Haguenau

GOAL | Thionville 0 : [2] Chambly

[hoary crystal]

Locminé subbing on an attacker for a defender

dont mess the offense up now

couldve done that sooner

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Aviron Bayonnais 2 : [1] Ol. Saumur

GOAL | Beauvais-Oise [5] : 1 Biesheim

[hoary crystal]

20 mins left . . .

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Andrézieux [6] : 2 Rousset

[hoary crystal]

ggs

La Roche scored

2-0

end the season

end it

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLLL

[hoary crystal]

ive seen

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Les Herbiers [3] : 0 Chateaubriant

[weak viper]

GOAL LA ROCHE

[hoary crystal]

Farewell beautiful game

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Thionville 0 : [3] Chambly

[trail vortex]

NOOO!

IT'S OVER!

[hoary crystal]

told yall

2-0

most obvious 2-0

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Limonest [2] : 3 Nîmes

GOAL | Montlouis 1 : [2] Saint-Malo

[weak viper]

oh god

all eyes on cannes vs lusitanos

[hoary crystal]

is this suffering

i think it is

[weak viper]

goal cannes

it's over for nimes

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Cannes [2] : 0 Lusitanos

Oh my god bruh.

Every dream is over.

[hoary crystal]

pen Avranches

i gues

even better

EVEN WORSE

LOL

AHAHAHAH

fucks

[trail vortex]

Penalty for Avranches.

[hoary crystal]

3-2

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Avranches [2] : 3 Bordeaux

[hoary crystal]

so your telling me we wont even win probably

even if its useless

but cmon

3-1 lead

[weak viper]

COME ON AVRANCHES

[hoary crystal]

why do i bother

i smell a goal from Locminé last second of the game for nothing

yup

3-3

see

[trail vortex]

NO WAY

[hoary crystal]

cause its so

like

fuck

[trail vortex]

WHAT A GOAL DUDE

I HATE THIS!

GOAL | Avranches [3] : 3 Bordeaux

[hoary crystal]

thank you football

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Aviron Bayonnais [3] : 1 Ol. Saumur

[hoary crystal]

not like it matters

La Roche are winning anyway

atp lose 4-3

i dont care anymore

[trail vortex]

Dude, you know what? Fuck it.

GOAL | Lyonnes [7] : 0 Nantes
Arkema Premier league

GOAL | Andrézieux 6 : [3] Rousset

[hoary crystal]

Locminé cant score wow

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Montlouis [2] : 2 Saint-Malo

[hoary crystal]

ireland are winning 5-0 agaisnt Grenada in friendly

wow !

you can just tell ive lost it

[trail vortex]

son.

[weak viper]

W avranches

[hoary crystal]

8-0 Lyonnes vs Nantes

wow

[trail vortex]

8-0 now.

[hoary crystal]

big score

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Thionville 0 : [4] Chambly

FT | Bourges Foot 18 2 : 0 Borgo

FT | Andrézieux 6 : 3 Rousset

[weak viper]

3 min added time in cannes

[trail vortex]

GOAL | Aviron Bayonnais 3 : [2] Ol. Saumur

FT | Limonest 2 : 3 Nîmes

[weak viper]

cannes misses the 3-0

[trail vortex]

FT | Beauvais-Oise 5 : 1 Biesheim

FT | Les Herbiers 3 : 0 Chateaubriant

FT | Thionville 0 : 4 Chambly

This fatty of Théo Hernandez got a yellow card with Al Hilal against Neom SC.

[weak viper]

FT

Cannes in in ligue 3

[hoary crystal]

FT in La Roche

and with absolutely no surprise

[trail vortex]

FT | Locminé 0 : 2 La Roche

La Roche is officially in Ligue 3.

[trail vortex]

Bordeaux bottles the promotion once again.

[hoary crystal]

"bottle" ?

hows it bottling

[trail vortex]

Idk.

t.

[hoary crystal]

they win either way

even if we won

fuck this season

fuck lopez

fuck Irles

[trail vortex]

Shit fat dumb president.

[weak viper]

• transfer ban next season iirc

[trail vortex]

FT | Aviron Bayonnais 3 : 2 Ol. Saumur

FT | Montlouis 2 : 2 Saint-Malo

FT | Lyonnes (F) 8 : 0 Nantes (F)

Lyonnes qualifies for the final of Arkema Premier league by annihilating Nantes in the second half.

All the goals are scored in the second half btw.

FT | Feignise-Aulnoye 1 : 1 Haguenau

[cinder mauve]

FT USA 3 : 3 FCGB

[trail vortex]

FT | Cannes 2 : 0 Lusitanos

FT | Avranches 3 : 3 Bordeaux

[hoary crystal]

...

[open owl]

Nîmes and Bordeaux r not promoting

[hoary crystal]

next season ahahahaha

ffs

[open owl]

Could FFF make L3 a 20 team tournament and get Bordeaux & Nîmes in? 😹😹😹

[hoary crystal]

sadly not

[fierce mica]

@exotic kettle is from Jordan and is a supporter of Paris Saint-Germain FC! Welcome to the France league channel!

@exotic kettle is from Jordan and is a supporter of Paris Saint-Germain FC! Welcome to the France league channel!

[weak viper]

Fos failed to promote despite their 2-0 win against Seyssinet

Lyon la Duchère took the first place

[maiden relic]

Next season every season

Next life maybe

[mortal wing]

https://x.com/i/status/2055713991230382190

LOSC Academy (@loscacademy)

𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 🏆

ILS L'ONT FAIT !!! 🤩

Notre équipe Pro 2 est championne de son groupe en National 3 🥇

Bravo à tous Messieurs 👏

X · May 16, 2026, 6:16 PM

Bravo

[lyric wasp]

Sold asf you cant prove me wrong

[lyric wasp]

Jai la haine je voulais Croix mmdr

En plus Wasquehal va se prendre une relegation administrative donc on va perdre notre presence en N2

On aura droit au derby wasquehal croix en N3 du coup. Avec peut etre la montée de steenvoorde svppoir remplacer Cassel

Relegation pr Cassel contre un énième club parigot on en peut plus wshh 😭

120 clubs parisiens en national alors que Calais Arras Bethune Cassel Hazebrouck cirent les bancs de R1

[mortal wing]

d'où venez-vous?
quel est votre local

[lyric wasp]

Lille

[violet dragon]

I watched this match yesterday our defense saved us yes ik its fem

[weak viper]

Abdelli is back in the group

[weak viper]

(the youngsters aren't here today because they are playing in the U19 national round of 8)

[weak viper]

HT and 1-0 for us on a penalty scored by Mmadi

[spark pivot]

Going to tonight’s LOSC game. Final one of the season!

[weak viper]

2-1 now, Valero scored

Clermont equalizes.

[weak viper]

FT, pens will decide who go through

Also our U17 team won 3-1 against nantes a few hours ago and qualified for the semifinals!

first pen by clermont almost saved

we also score our first pen

lamare el kadmiri scores our second one

only good thing he has done the entire game

2-2 now

3-3, mmadi scores his too

sellami scores to make it 4-4

Saved.

We are out

Valero (the U19 POTS) doesn't score

we will never win a penalty shootout ever again

[vivid quartz]

LETS GO RENNES

UCL

[magic island]

@open owl what happened to our sale

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2056074054562419193

MercatOM (@Mercat_OM)

🚨𝗟𝗘 𝗫𝗜 𝗢𝗟𝗬𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗘𝗡

Votre avis sur cette ultime composition concoctée par Habib Beye 🇸🇳 pour affronter Rennes❓

#TeamOM #OMSRFC

X · May 17, 2026, 6:07 PM

Why are hojbjerg and auba still playing

[open owl]

You really thought someone would buy MHSC 🤣🤣🤣

[open owl]

Rennes va gagner mon gars

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/i/status/2056074850234482744 stupid ahh league for this

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨🚨 LE PSG SOULÈVE LE TROPHÉE DE LA LIGUE 1 🇫🇷 DEVANT SON PARCAGE À JEAN BOUIN !!! 🏆❤️💙

C’est une PREMIÈRE EN FRANCE 🇫🇷. 😅

🎥 @ligue1plus

X · May 17, 2026, 6:10 PM

[open owl]

Mdrrrrr wtf is this

What's wrong with just celebrating it in the city

[lyric wasp]

intelligent league

psg fans unhappy because they cant celebrate their win and organize a ceremony in another club's stadium

istg y'all think the league owes you literally anything

[open owl]

(Their stadium is 5 mins away walking distance btw)

[waxen palm]

The celebrations literally happened at the center of Auxerre's stadium we're literally stranded in the stands

At least it's with the fans but cmon now

[violet dragon]

😭

What a joke

[waxen palm]

Tu penses vraiment qu'on a pas opté à célébrer le titre à côté après le match? Mais non comme on peut rien faire avec cette sécu de merde là

Vraiment dommage

En plus le PFC a déjà prévu de célébrer un truc donc ct déjà mort

[haughty charm]

is ayari playing for psg today?

[waxen palm]

Nah bro he hasn't played a single minute with the A team yet

Only with our youngsters' team

Yet he got selected for the WC

https://x.com/i/status/2056077555401113657

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 OFFICIEL ! LA DERNIÈRE COMPOSITION DE LA SAISON DU PSG EN LIGUE 1 POUR AFFRONTER LE PARIS FC ! ❤️💙

Première titularisation avec les professionnels pour Dimitri Lucea 🇫🇷 (2007). 💎

X · May 17, 2026, 6:21 PM

[open owl]

What celebrations in Auxerre's stadium?

There was no title

• Auxerre was relegated so I don't think they would have been happy to accomodate that anyway

[violet dragon]

kebbal getting some rest

just dont want any players injured

[haughty charm]

yea im asking cuz he was traiing with the A team these past days

🥀

rlly wanted to see him play in A team today even for a bit

[waxen palm]

I thought there were actually mb

[open owl]

I will not forgive you unless you beat Arsenal in 2 weeks

[magic island]

so we aren't getting sold?

fuck my life

[open owl]

Watch our budget go down to 2 million

Idk tbh

Nicollin said the last deadline is May 15

Like he's playing with a kid

"1... 2... 2 and a half... 2 and three quarters..."

[weak viper]

The whole stadium is booing

[violet dragon]

nice banner

[open owl]

mérité

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OM [1] : 0 SRFC
2' Pierre-Émile Højbjerg

[open owl]

??

is this a joke

[trail vortex]

No.

Sofascore says that.

[open owl]

ref didn't even whistle yet bruh😭😭

HOJBJERG???

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/pogba-réveil-football-evra-mcbbed-gif-14307993876054984508

[magic island]

Ik niccolin family is part of our heritage

[weak viper]

My WiFi crashed I can't watch the game

[magic island]

But our heritage will lead us to collapse

[open owl]

😭😭😭

Can't even send a message with that wifi

[open owl]

Indeed

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLL

[vivid quartz]

Conference League isn’t that bad

😅

[open owl]

Nicollin said it last season anyway

[trail vortex]

So you can't watch the only game where Marseille annihilates their opponents...

[weak viper]

HOJBJERGGGG

[open owl]

"If we're gonna die, we better off die as a family"

[open owl]

NO BRO I DON'T WANNA DIE

[magic island]

Yeah man

[open owl]

Metz can you do a lil sum for me ~

[digital cargo]

Do you now where its posible to Watch PSG

[magic island]

On TV

[digital cargo]

Cool 😅

[magic island]

So uh what is nicollin really doing now

[trail vortex]

GOAL | SB29 0 : [1] SCO
6' Amine Sbai

[weak viper]

was it a good goal?

[violet dragon]

CLOSE

[trail vortex]

I'm not even watching the games.

[violet dragon]

Omg so close

[vivid quartz]

guys what will happen to European spots if Nice win Coupe de France

[trail vortex]

Canceled.

[violet dragon]

I keep thinking the reff is blowing through whistle

[trail vortex]

I don't think anything will change.

Just, Nice going to the Europa League for a 3rd time consecutively after being humiliated twice.

Guys...

GOAL | OM [2] : 0 SRFC
10' Amine Gouiri

[magic island]

@open owl

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCSA 0 : [1] ASM
10' Lamine Camara

[magic island]

What did we do to bro

[open owl]

🤣🤣🤣

They're so back

[open owl]

10 GOALS AKOR????

[trail vortex]

This is actually crazy.

[vivid quartz]

Oh Brice..

[trail vortex]

Marseille is back but in the worst moment imaginable.

[magic island]

Bro why is everyone in their prime after leaving MHSC

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLLL

GOUIRIIIII

[vivid quartz]

Nice will go along with 5th place (potentially Marseille) ?

[weak viper]

WTF DID THE GK DO LMAOOO

[vivid quartz]

IDFK BRO

Nagida sleeping too

[magic island]

Mousa

[trail vortex]

Dude, this GK will end like Kinsky.

[magic island]

I'm starting to think we might be the problem

[violet dragon]

Our ultras are here today! Like always

[trail vortex]

Penalty for Monaco.

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

Nice after 17:30 mins of playing against FC Metz have still not scored (0)

🤣🤣

[trail vortex]

Good question.

[magic island]

imagine if last season we didn't screw up the first half

we had a squad that could finish mid table or top 10

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OL 0 : [1] RCL
20' Wesley Saïd

[open owl]

I can't believe it

Marseille missing out on UCL by 1 point 😭😭

[trail vortex]

Wait WHAT!

[trail vortex]

Are they 4th?

[open owl]

No

They're missing out by 1 point

To get 4th

[trail vortex]

Dude what the fuck.

[violet dragon]

Was about to laugh but my team ain't making anything

[trail vortex]

You're playing against PSG.

[open owl]

Paris FC winning

[trail vortex]

Obviously Paris FC would struggle.

[waxen palm]

You were dominating for a moment

[violet dragon]

Were

[frigid acorn]

Nantes fans running on the pitch

[trail vortex]

GOAL | LOSC 0 : [1] AJA

[weak viper]

GOAL AUXERRREEEZ

[trail vortex]

Dude.

REALLY

[open owl]

GOOOOAALALALLALA

AUXERREEE

[weak viper]

COME ONNNN

[trail vortex]

NICE IN THE RELEGATION ZONE?

[open owl]

OHHHHOH

[weak viper]

IT'S HAPPENING

[open owl]

NOOO GOD

[trail vortex]

Playoffs

[open owl]

OH GOD

[frigid acorn]

Players gone down the tunnel

[violet dragon]

Had so many close opportunities

[waxen palm]

[open owl]

LILLE LOCK IN

[trail vortex]

Wtf.

[open owl]

@lyric wasp WTF R U DOING

[waxen palm]

WTF ARE THEY DOING ON THE PITCH

[open owl]

@magic island WE ARE BONED

[trail vortex]

Nice, I swear, if you win this shitty ass Coupe de France, and finish 36th of the Europa league, I'm commiting arson.

[frigid acorn]

😭

[weak viper]

Goal cancelled.

[trail vortex]

Canceled

[open owl]

thank god bruh

GUYS IT WAS FUNNY AT FIRST

BUT WE DO NOT WANT NICE IN L2

[lyric wasp]

Allez lens svp

[open owl]

PLEASE

[lyric wasp]

J’aime beaucoup le rc lens !

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/cop-watch-camera-man-gif-14238333

[violet dragon]

Reff can I show you something or must I open a ticket

[frigid acorn]

https://x.com/lnstantfoot/status/2056093226470097195?s=46

Instant Foot ⚽️ (@lnstantFoot)

🚨🚨🚨🚨 C'EST LE BORDEL COMPLET À NANTES !!!!!!!! 😱😱😱

ENVAHISSEMENT DE TERRAIN LE MATCH EST INTERROMPU !!!

X · May 17, 2026, 7:23 PM

[waxen palm]

You can show me in DMs

[magic island]

If I wake up to nice in Ligue 2

I will be switching to PSG as my team

[trail vortex]

GLORY HUNTING?

[magic island]

bro this team is hard to support

[trail vortex]

We all want Nice to be maintained in Ligue 1.

[violet dragon]

Can you accept?

[trail vortex]

I support a team in Regional 1, they fail to promote every single time.

The city so small it can reveal my exact location if I reveal my local.

(never watched a game btw)

Dembélé has been subbed out...

[magic island]

Best player of Ligue 1 👍💪

[weak viper]

Nnadi injured?

[trail vortex]

These LFP shitheads are EXTREMELY STUPID!

WHY WOULD YOU ELECT DEMBELE BEST PLAYER!

[lyric wasp]

Youre english

[trail vortex]

Do they even watch their own league.

[violet dragon]

Very weird

[trail vortex]

yr'oue*

Yes, my English sucks.

GOAL | OL 0 : [2] RCL
32' Wesley Saïd

I do my very best to improve it.

[frigid acorn]

It’s still going on 😭

[violet dragon]

Idk what to think about this match so far

[trail vortex]

Dude...

[waxen palm]

Lyon bottling direct L1 quali again 😭

[violet dragon]

So many weird decisions made

[trail vortex]

GOAL | LOSC 0 : [1] AJA
32' Lassine Sinayoko

[lyric wasp]

Correia prison

[weak viper]

GOAL AUXERRE

PLS DON'T CANCEL THIS TIME

[violet dragon]

Almost free kick goal by psg

[trail vortex]

GOAL | FCL 0 : [1] HAC
33' Abdoulaye Faye (own goal)

[violet dragon]

Karva what a player man just imagined if had the pr of other players he would be top 2 for balador rn

[trail vortex]

Karva.

GOAL | RCSA [1] : 1 ASM
34' Martial Godo

[waxen palm]

"Karvaharva" Speed said that once

[violet dragon]

I can't say his full name

😔

[waxen palm]

Kvaratskhelia

[violet dragon]

I can't even pronounce his name

[trail vortex]

Kvaratskhelia.

Repeat after me.

Kvara

ts

khelia

[violet dragon]

Can we give him a nickname 😭

[trail vortex]

Kvara.

[violet dragon]

Yes kvara

[trail vortex]

Even himself told us that we can call him like that.

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/i/status/2056096359376158751

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

Lille PERD à domicile contre Auxerre (0-1). ❌

Lyon PERD à domicile contre Lens (0-2). ❌

Lille est donc toujours TROISIÈME.

Autrement dit, les Sang et Or sont en train d'envoyer le LOSC en Ligue des Champions. 🇪🇺😅

X · May 17, 2026, 7:35 PM

[violet dragon]

I love our defense

[frigid acorn]

Lmao

[violet dragon]

They haven't done anything bad so far

Ohhhh

Omg

[lyric wasp]

Lorient a fait exprès ouuu

[open owl]

Can someone say what's going on in Nantes??

[lyric wasp]

Lorient se venge des nicois qui ont dit que ct une équipe de ligue 2 c sur

[violet dragon]

These players keeps falling on eachother

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCSA 1 : [2] ASM
42' Lamine Camara (brace)

[open owl]

Nantes will EASILY eat at LEAST 5 matches and a few points suspended next season in Ligue 2

[open owl]

@magic island

[cinder mauve]

CAMARA

SCORES

1-2 ASM

[violet dragon]

Can we finish our chances 😔

[oak ferry]

GOAL | RCSA 1 : [2] ASM
42' Lamine Camara (brace)

[trail vortex]

FATASS

DON'T DO THAT!

[open owl]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BRIGADE LOIRE DOING???

THESE ARE INCREDIBLE SCENES

[lyric wasp]

Screenshot

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OL 0 : [3] RCL

The 3rd.

Insane.

[open owl]

I can't I'm on tod

[weak viper]

W lens

[open owl]

But look on twitter

[lyric wasp]

Ligue 1 + ignores nantes

[cinder mauve]

Yo wtf happend to Nantes

[rotund gull]

Lyon & Rennes having a bozo-off tonight

[open owl]

Halilhodzic was fighting ultras, he is breathless rn

[cinder mauve]

Did fans invade the pitch

[open owl]

Wtf

[open owl]

Yeah

[cinder mauve]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/2056093780562833906?t=bsN43OBbuti3wugfuZoNLg&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨🚨 ÉNORMES TENSIONS À NANTES !!!

LES SUPPORTERS ENVAHISSENT LA PELOUSE DE LA BEAUJOIRE APRÈS 20 MINUTES DE JEU. 🤯

VAHID HALILHODZIC EST PROCHE D'EN DÉCOUDRE AVEC DES SUPPORTERS !!! 💥

MATCH INTERROMPU. DINGUE. 😱

X · May 17, 2026, 7:25 PM

[rotund gull]

I can see why rival fans didnt want Rennes in the Champions League, it mightve been embarassing for the coefficent

[open owl]

The situation seems to have calmed down

[trail vortex]

HT | PFC 0 : 0 PSG

[frigid acorn]

Match still interrupted

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCSA 1 : [3] ASM

[oak ferry]

GOAL | RCSA 1 : [3] ASM

[open owl]

Nantes will start Ligue 2 with a MINIMUM of -4 points AT LEAST in my opinion

[vivid quartz]

Even Lille’s losing why really need this win.

[frigid acorn]

Match about to continue I think

[violet dragon]

Kebbal probably coming in 2nd half

[weak viper]

LORIENT MISSED A PEN!

[open owl]

No chance

[frigid acorn]

Nvn

[violet dragon]

👀

Is it postponed?

[open owl]

Lepenant is arguing with a fan on camera lmao

[frigid acorn]

What is this commentator yapping about

[open owl]

The Bein MENA commentator has not spoken a word in the last like

25 mins ngl

THE MATCH WILL NOT RESUME!

[violet dragon]

Dam

[open owl]

Sainté ate -3 points, Nantes will have it way worse

Instances have gotten more severe + Sainté did it when the match was over

This was at 22 mins

[stoic wren]

Halftime in the last Ligue 1 Matchday. As things stand Lille have the last UCL spot, Monaco will miss out on Europe altogether instead of Marseille, and Le Havre and Auxerre will avoid the relegation playoff at the expense of Nice.

[lyric wasp]

https://x.com/FFLose/status/2056100217284370898?s=20

Fédé 🇫🇷 de la Lose (@FFLose)

Très gros suspens pour la Troisième place

X · May 17, 2026, 7:51 PM

[open owl]

Nantes 0-3 Toulouse

FT imo

[frigid acorn]

Game over

[open owl]

Can Nice ultras do the same???

Press conference at 10 PM

Announced on bein

[frigid acorn]

3 mins

[open owl]

BRO THE CONFERENCE IS HAPPENING

BUT THE MIC ISNT WORKING

THE MIC IS NOT WORKING LMFAO

[frigid acorn]

😂

[open owl]

we can just hear the crowd 😭😭😭

Is the mic working for anyone??

[frigid acorn]

Nope

[trail vortex]

This kind of shit always happens when I can't watch dude.

[open owl]

I'm crying we heard nothing

MATCH CANCELED

ITS CONFIRMED

[trail vortex]

Dude what the fucking fuck.

FT | FCN 0 : 0 TFC
Match abandoned

[violet dragon]

Dro on

[frigid acorn]

Mic is working this time

[weak viper]

Just give the 3-0 win to Toulouse already it won't change anything anyway

[open owl]

they're replaying the clip lmao

[trail vortex]

"Cancelled" with 2 'l's?

What.

[open owl]

American way is 2 L's

[violet dragon]

Whats gonna happen now-
Is it gonna be play on another day or what

[trail vortex]

Oh ok.

[open owl]

Nvm british way

[open owl]

No of course not

Toulouse will be given 0-3 win

[violet dragon]

Dam

[cinder mauve]

Fahhhh

[open owl]

And Nantes will get a 3-8 point reduction next season

In Ligue 2

[violet dragon]

Deserved

[open owl]

Nantes coach (74 years old) fighting with ultras in his last ever game before retirement

[weak viper]

What a miss by embolo

[trail vortex]

GOAL | PFC 0 : [1] PSG
50' Bradley Barcola

[cinder mauve]

BARCOLA

[waxen palm]

GOOSLQLSL

BRADLEYYYYYYYY

BARCOLAAAZAAAAA

[violet dragon]

Mannnn

[open owl]

Exciting scenes here at La Beaujoire

[violet dragon]

Tap in but a goal is a goal

[waxen palm]

[open owl]

I can't believe it. It's actually gonna be Nice - Sainté playoffs

and it will be THIS TUESDAY

Thursday**

unless they delay it?? because of the coupe de france??

[trail vortex]

GOAL | SB29 [1] : 0 SCO
55' Romain Del Castillo

[frigid acorn]

Easy 3-0 win for Toulouse then

[open owl]

If Lille come back, they are sending Auxerre to playoffs

because Nice's point is enough for them

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OM [3] : 0 SRFC
55' Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

Another...

Marseille is on fire at the worst moment possible.

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLLL

[trail vortex]

They secured the Europa league qualification.

[weak viper]

AUBAAAA

WHAT A GOAL

WHAT A CHIPPPP

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/tIRinMAtwgt.gif

(both scored btw)

[weak viper]

WE ARE IN THE UEL

[weak viper]

For once Beye was right

[vivid quartz]

up at 4am to see us lose UCL spots

Beye knows this team

[frigid acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/aubameyang-wakanda-black-panther-arsenal-gif-13738947

My goat

[cinder mauve]

BEYE BALL

[vivid quartz]

really good finish ngl

[trail vortex]

Beye halalball.

I ALWAYS KNEW BEYE WOULD DO WELL IN MARSEILLE!

[open owl]

It's ok just root for Lens in the CDF

[trail vortex]

I NEVER DOUBTED HIM!

[heady heart]

Hello lads

[open owl]

Would've been hella funny to see OM in Conference tho

[vivid quartz]

why.

[open owl]

but gg

[vivid quartz]

ggs yeah

[heady heart]

Which one of u guys speak french

[cinder mauve]

Moi

[trail vortex]

Tout le monde est Français ici.

[weak viper]

Lmaoo Lyon

[heady heart]

cl i dont speak french

[open owl]

Lens ANNIHILIATES OL

Flo Thauvin scores

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OL 0 : [4] RCL
54' Florian Thauvin

[waxen palm]

YO WTF

[cinder mauve]

NO FUCKING WAY

[trail vortex]

It means everyone speaks French here.

[waxen palm]

Bro apparently Lens' playing with their B team lmao

[trail vortex]

Dude what the fuck.

[trail vortex]

WHAT

[vivid quartz]

OL and Lille losing, and all Rennes need is a draw. 🥲

[heady heart]

Is greenwood balling in ligue 1

[open owl]

How are you guys saying B team

[trail vortex]

LYON IS FRAUDULOUS!

[open owl]

Sotoca, Wesley Saïd and Thauvin scored

[waxen palm]

Yeah they got the CDF final but still lol

[trail vortex]

Kinda.

[vivid quartz]

He was better last season I must say.

[trail vortex]

He was one of the best at the start of the season, but he spent the rest of the season playing like an average Ligue 1 player.

[heady heart]

does that prick lacazette still play for lyon

[open owl]

Nice???

[cinder mauve]

The fuck is OL doing here bro

[open owl]

SO CLOSE

Metz SAVES

[trail vortex]

It's been a while since I've seen him on the pitch, I don't know honestly.

[frigid acorn]

0-4 💀

[heady heart]

Lyon vs man yoo

What a game that

[waxen palm]

Angers goal

[trail vortex]

GOAL | SB29 1 : [1] SCO
60' Amine Sbai

[heady heart]

do u rate psg

[waxen palm]

Really late for the official Discord L1 user

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCSA 1 : [4] ASM

[trail vortex]

What?

[cinder mauve]

POUAHHH

[waxen palm]

Offside

[trail vortex]

I am Bernard le Bulgare.

I am totally not Ligue 1 McDonald's.

[cinder mauve]

arrete de changer de nom stp

[trail vortex]

They are the best.

[cinder mauve]

Mets juste Bernard ct

[waxen palm]

Bruh don't try and avoid the subject

[trail vortex]

C'est important.

[waxen palm]

At least you cool

[weak viper]

It's his first good game since like 2-3 months

[open owl]

Imagine Auxerre score a second

[trail vortex]

Speaking and sending scores aren't made in 2 nanoseconds.

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-do-you-love-god-scared-ishowseed-scared-speed-gif-25062166

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCSA [2] : 4 ASM
58' Diego Moreira

[cinder mauve]

GOAL

RCSA !

[violet dragon]

Ima get a headache

[waxen palm]

Not for you

[violet dragon]

So close but do far

[trail vortex]

t.

[copper nimbus]

Lyon is ass

[trail vortex]

GOAL | FCL 0 : [2] HAC
62' Issa Soumaré

[violet dragon]

Did you see my msgs man

[open owl]

LE HAVRE STAY IN LIGUE 1!

[violet dragon]

Kebbal coming onnnn

[waxen palm]

OOPS didn't get the notif

wait

[violet dragon]

Ikone off

[cinder mauve]

Neves in

Viti out

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCSA [3] : 4 ASM
61' Sébastian Nanasi

Maybe?

MAYBE?

[cinder mauve]

REMONTADA

REMONTADA !!

Nansi

[open owl]

It doesn't matter in the standings tho

[trail vortex]

Nansi

[open owl]

But that would be funny af

[violet dragon]

Gory played good

[open owl]

I still think Lille is gonna equalize

And Wahi is gonna score

[violet dragon]

We have 10 shots bro

11

[weak viper]

Vermeeren on for paixao

[trail vortex]

Equalizer soon.

[cinder mauve]

ZQUALIESE

GOAL

EQUALIZE

1-1

Gory

[trail vortex]

GOAL | PFC [1] : 1 PSG
76' Alimami Gory

[cinder mauve]

PFC 1-1 PSG

[trail vortex]

I was right.

[violet dragon]

GOALLL

Abshjrr

[waxen palm]

Fuck

[frigid acorn]

1-1

[violet dragon]

Gory

Mam

Man

I love you

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCSA [4] : 4 ASM
72' Sebastian Nanasi (brace)

They've done it.

[cinder mauve]

REMONRADAA

[open owl]

Lol

[trail vortex]

What the fucking fucking fucking fuck is this game.

[open owl]

Nice please I beg you

And Lille

[trail vortex]

The only multiplex I'll ever skip btw.

[waxen palm]

Monaco you fucking chokers lmfao

[cinder mauve]

INSANE MATCH

[frigid acorn]

Close by pfc

[violet dragon]

Lopez

[open owl]

Lille equalize and Nice score now

[violet dragon]

Almost

[open owl]

Because if Nice go to the playoffs they are losing lmao

[violet dragon]

Lopez man

[frigid acorn]

4-4 wtf

[open owl]

Problem is Lens is winning 0-4

So Lille doesn't even need an equalizer

They're chilling in 3rd

Plus

[trail vortex]

This next UCL gonna be insanely humiliating for France.

[open owl]

For them it's prolly funnier to let Nice go to Ligue 2

[trail vortex]

I mean, what the fuck...

[open owl]

Ok guys let's be honest

[cinder mauve]

I hope Lens does good

[violet dragon]

Watch them get knocked out by psg

[open owl]

Would you be more excited for:

1. Psg vs Arsenal (ucl final) 😴
   OR
2. NICE VS SAINT-ÉTIENNE (loser goes to LIGUE 2)??? 🔥🔥

[trail vortex]

Like everyone else.

[cinder mauve]

Both

[violet dragon]

Or🔥 🔥

[trail vortex]

Everytime a French club is doing well, they have to play against PSG in the playoffs.

We saw it with Brest and Monaco.

[open owl]

LMAO

[trail vortex]

Who's next, Lens?

[violet dragon]

Ucl hates French clubs

I swear

[trail vortex]

I agree.

[open owl]

It's not over yet Nice come on

Score now

[cinder mauve]

Except PSG

[trail vortex]

They want us to perish every single time.

[violet dragon]

Psg pr getting a bit too much man

[trail vortex]

PSG got a hard fucking route dude.

[pale agate]

Come on Strasbourg

[violet dragon]

Especially for the team of the season

[trail vortex]

In both the 24/25 season and the 25/26 season.

[open owl]

Srsly no goals in the final 10 mins in the multiplex?

[weak viper]

Kamissoko and timber on for nnadi and hojbjerg

[trail vortex]

We can even count the 23/24 season, as they pulled AC Milan, Dortmund and Newcastle.

The group of death.

[trail vortex]

BORING

FARMERS LEAGUE

[weak viper]

I don't mind if it stays like that

[trail vortex]

MCDONALD'S LEAGUE

MICKEY MOUSE LEAGUE

GOAL | OM 3 : [1] SRFC
84' Esteban Lepaul

[violet dragon]

Is he loosing it

[open owl]

He's absolutely losing it

[trail vortex]

Yeah I am losing it.

[violet dragon]

😭

[open owl]

Wait who scored

[pale agate]

GOAL

[open owl]

Pls tell me it's Lepaul

[pale agate]

Rennes

[cinder mauve]

Lepaul

[open owl]

Tell me he hit 20 goals

[weary vale]

Je vais péter un câble

[open owl]

LETS GOOOO

[weak viper]

Goal rennes

[open owl]

LEPAUL HITS TWENTY GOALSS

[trail vortex]

Lepaul, the true UNFP winner.

[open owl]

🔥🔥🔥

[trail vortex]

t

[pale agate]

Lepaul called up for France?

[trail vortex]

I didn't even check France's squad.

[open owl]

No

He's getting married he can't

😂😂

[trail vortex]

Lepaul is officially Ligue 1 top scorer.

[pale agate]

he scores 20 goals in ligue 1 and gets no call up 😭

[weary vale]

On s'en fout on va pas aller en LDC

[open owl]

He actually is getting married

but he wasn't called up

[weary vale]

It's fair

[open owl]

DD prefers Marcus Thuram 🔥

[weary vale]

Thuram better, as a Rennes and Inter fan

Mateta is mid

[violet dragon]

Had to save this

[weary vale]

Lepaul poacher

[trail vortex]

IDIOT!

[weary vale]

Would be useless tbh

Not even the best player on Rennes this season

[trail vortex]

YOU'RE REVEALING DARK SECRETS ABOUT THE BERNARD INDUSTRY!

[weary vale]

Tbh

[violet dragon]

Yes

[pale agate]

Nah Sofanov will score 21 goals in the next 2 minutes to win it i think 😭

[trail vortex]

ok.

[open owl]

LILLE ALMOST EQUALIZED

NICE WE HAVE ENTERED THE ADDITIONAL TIME

+4 minutes!!!

If Nice do not score in the next 4 minutes they are 100% GOING to the LIGUE 2 PLAYOFFS

Freekick Nice!

[weak viper]

Nice fans leaving the stadium

[open owl]

So badly shot lmao

[weak viper]

As if it wasn't already empty enough

[open owl]

+4 mins in Paris

AUXERREEEE

GOALALALL

AUXERRE END IT

ITS OVER

[pale agate]

GOAL

[open owl]

AUXERRE IS SAFE!!!

[pale agate]

2-0

[open owl]

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

OH MY DAYS

[trail vortex]

GOAL | LOSC 0 : [2] AJA
90' Lassine Sinayoko

[open owl]

OH MYY GOD

[trail vortex]

NO WAY

[open owl]

SINAYOKO

STRASBOURGGG

5-4

[trail vortex]

FT | SB29 1 : 1 SCO

[open owl]

THE COMEBACK

IS COMPLETE

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCSA [5] : 4 ASM
84' Martial Godo

[weak viper]

GOAL AUXERRE

[open owl]

ITS FULLTIME IN BREST

[weak viper]

COME ONNNN

[trail vortex]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME!

[pale agate]

GOALA

STRASBOURG

NO WAY

5-4

[open owl]

Saint-Étienne vs Nice

LIGUE 2 PLAYOFF FINAL 🔥

[cinder mauve]

Brorororo

BROORORORORO

WHAT THE FUCKING

[pale agate]

WHAT FARMERS LEAGUE?!?!?!?!

[open owl]

VAR check for Auxerre

[cinder mauve]

IS THIS GAME

[open owl]

NO ITS VALID

ITS VALID

[cinder mauve]

5-4

[open owl]

ONE MINUTE LEFT FOR NICE

[cinder mauve]

OL 5-4 MHSC type shit ahh

[open owl]

OM 5 - 4 MHSC type shit ahh

too

We're used to the 5-4's around here

(on the losing side)

[weary vale]

Je suis détruit mentalement

[violet dragon]

😭

[pale agate]

Still time for 6-6

[tired hawk]

Paris goal

[open owl]

PARIS FCCCC

[tired hawk]

2-1

[open owl]

GOALALLL

[cinder mauve]

GOAL !!!!!

[weary vale]

J'ai perdu toute foix en la vie humaine

[pale agate]

GOALALA

[cinder mauve]

FOLALALALALA

[violet dragon]

GOALLLLLL

[pale agate]

OH MY GOD

[cinder mauve]

2-1 !!!!

[open owl]

THEY HAVE WON AGAINST PSG FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS SEASON

[rigid badger]

Insane game

[violet dragon]

GOALLLL

[pale agate]

THEYVE DONE ITT

[trail vortex]

GOAL | PFC [2] : 1 PSG
90' Alimami Gory

[cinder mauve]

INCREDIBLE!!!!

[pale agate]

WHAT A GOAL

[cinder mauve]

INCROYABLE !!!!

[open owl]

FULLTIME IN NICE!!!

[trail vortex]

I CAN'T FUCKING FOLLOW!

[open owl]

ITS FULLTIME!!

[cinder mauve]

C',ES FOUU

[weak viper]

ET NISSA MERDA

[hollow skiff]

2-1

[open owl]

NICE HAVE OFFICIALLY FINISHED IN 16TH PLACE

[weak viper]

ET NISSA MERDA

[open owl]

AND WILL HAVE TO BEAT SAINTÉ

[weak viper]

ET NISSA MERDA NISSA NISSA MERDA

[pale agate]

They could play Europe in Ligue 2 😭

[cinder mauve]

CONTRE-ATTAQUE DE FOU

[waxen palm]

2-1

[frigid acorn]

GOALl 2-1

[weak viper]

W pfc too

[stoic wren]

Cote D’Ivoire leaving Martial Godo out of their World Cup squad was a mistake.

[waxen palm]

GGs they deserve it

[weary vale]

Je déteste mon club

[cinder mauve]

Nice barragiste

[violet dragon]

Nrjf

IBLOVE THIS TEAM

[open owl]

Additional time ending in Lille and Paris

[cinder mauve]

NICE ULTAS INVADING THE PITCH

[trail vortex]

I CAN'T FOLLOW!

[open owl]

WHAT

SERIOUSLY??

WAIT WHAT

[cinder mauve]

FULL TIME

[open owl]

OMG PLEASE SAY YES

[cinder mauve]

INCROYABLE !!!!

[trail vortex]

FT | OGCN 0 : 0 METZ

[open owl]

OH MY GOD THEY ARE

[weary vale]

[open owl]

OHHH MY DAYS

[trail vortex]

FT | PFC 2 : 1 PSG

[pale agate]

Four points for Paris FC against PSG this season as they seal a win tonight

[open owl]

don't mind the bigass 🔉 in the middle

[frigid acorn]

OMGG

[trail vortex]

FT | LOSC 0 : 2 AJA

[pale agate]

WHAT THE FUCK

NICE

[weary vale]

Lol

Nice ass team we all hope Lens won the final

[violet dragon]

Love Paris fc

[weary vale]

Hate Marseille

[cinder mauve]

PFC : 44 TFC : 44

[weary vale]

Rulli...

My mind is destroyed

[trail vortex]

Please whistle I need to piss.

[waxen palm]

3*

[trail vortex]

FT | OL 0 : 4 RCL

[waxen palm]

We won the 1st game

[open owl]

THEY ARE INVADING EVEN MORE!!

THEY HAVE RUN OVER THE POLICE AND THE SECURITY

[weary vale]

Paris FC won more games than PSG in 1v1 confrontations

[pale agate]

I forget I thought it was 1-1 last time

[pale agate]

They are getting points deductions next season and they aren't even going down

[weary vale]

HAHAHA

[trail vortex]

FT | OM 3 : 1 SRFC

[weak viper]

FULL TIMEEEEE

[trail vortex]

MARSEILLE WON A GAME AT HOME IN THE BIG 26!

[weak viper]

WE ARE IN THE EUROPA LEAGUE

[open owl]

THIS IS LIVE

[trail vortex]

FT | FCL 0 : 2 HAC

[pale agate]

Still time for a Monaco equaliser