ligue-1

[limber yoke]

MISS

[sage forge]

LOSING IN PENALTY SHOOT OUT

[open owl]

Riley misses.

[trail vortex]

MISSED!

[limber yoke]

MOST OBVIOUS MISS LMAO

[olive otter]

Lfggg johnnn

[rain furnace]

I knew he'd miss Lol

[waxen palm]

LUCAAAAASSSSS

YESSSSSSS

GREAT SAVE

[chilly apex]

THIS IS GONNA BE MY LAST MESSAGE

BYE GUYS

FUCK YOU AND FUC K YOU TOO

[limber yoke]

Ikr 😭😭

[sacred mango]

Tf is wrong with you blud

[limber yoke]

Vitinha close omg

BUT GOAL

[trail vortex]

Vitinha scores!

[waxen palm]

2-0

[chilly apex]

IM A DUMBASS

[limber yoke]

Marseille fan

[waxen palm]

Oof

[rain furnace]

VITINHA IN

[waxen palm]

Thank God

[limber yoke]

Hes going thru it 😭

[sacred mango]

ANOTHER COUGH

[waxen palm]

COME ON LUCAS

Another please

[limber yoke]

!?

MUSS

MISS

[trail vortex]

ANOTHER MISS

[limber yoke]

WTF

[sacred mango]

you will find out

[open owl]

MISSED AGAIN

[limber yoke]

HAHAHAHA

[trail vortex]

WTF

[open owl]

CHEVALIER SAVES AGAIN

[limber yoke]

YESSS

[olive otter]

Congrats @waxen palm

[limber yoke]

HOLY SHIT

[dire scroll]

J'arrête la télé.

[rain furnace]

SAVE

[olive otter]

🔥🔥🔥

[rain furnace]

YYYESSS

[waxen palm]

LSOSKSKLSLDS

AHHHHHJHHH

WHO IS THIS MAN

[dire scroll]

Jvais pleurer.

[trail vortex]

Chevalier's redemption arc!

[rain furnace]

MARSEILLE ARE OUTTT (in some time)

[loud ridge]

1-0

[dire scroll]

J'arrête de regarder

[waxen palm]

LUCAS ACTUALLY LOCKED IN

SIUUUUUUU

[sacred mango]

Ggs psg fans🤝

[rain furnace]

2026 Chevalier 😮‍💨

[waxen palm]

Calm

Calm

[limber yoke]

Chevalier trying to one-up safonov 😭

[sacred mango]

If lucas saves it again GGS

[limber yoke]

goal

[olive otter]

It’s over blud you lot won

[limber yoke]

NUNOO

[formal sphinx]

Mouchoirs ?

[sacred mango]

But first see Nunes goal xd

[limber yoke]

Nooo

[trail vortex]

Nuno scores!

[waxen palm]

NUNOOOOOOOO

[limber yoke]

Did they score

[loud ridge]

yesss

[waxen palm]

3-0

[loud ridge]

a save

[trail vortex]

I smell a win of PSG.

[rain furnace]

Yup it's done, We win!

[waxen palm]

CALM

[dire scroll]

Y va y avoir besoin

[sage forge]

you guys are super behind

wtf

[waxen palm]

CAN WE GO 3 FOR 3

[chilly apex]

YEAH THIS IS M YLAST WORDS

[limber yoke]

Ah fuck

[olive otter]

Bum is greedy af

[rain furnace]

Auba scored

[formal sphinx]

They missed ?

[sage forge]

LETSGO DOUE

[rain furnace]

Somehow

[sacred mango]

ჯანდაბას ნეც დავარღვევ ამ ერთხელ. არ დაასპოილერო ცოდოები არიან :დდ

[waxen palm]

3-1

[loud ridge]

yesss

[waxen palm]

Sad

[loud ridge]

3-0

[formal sphinx]

Oh

[sage forge]

DOUEEE WON

[waxen palm]

Bro

[formal sphinx]

Marseille already lost dawg😭

[waxen palm]

You're too ahead

Imma wait

[sage forge]

doue scored psg wob

[manic basin]

Ggs

[trail vortex]

ANOTHER WIN FOR PSG

[rain furnace]

WE WINNNNNn

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLLLLLLL

[limber yoke]

HAHAHAH

VAMOSSSS

[sage forge]

i am bad person ill spoil

[sacred mango]

GGS... (I told thiago to not spoil you guys but meh)

[limber yoke]

VAMOSS

[rain furnace]

YYEEESSSSSS

[waxen palm]

DOUEEEEEEEEEEEEER

[loud ridge]

ughh 3-1

[rain furnace]

VAMOOOSSSS

[waxen palm]

NO TROPHIES FOR OW 😂😂😂😂😂

[keen arrow]

That was intense

[waxen palm]

FUCKING CHOKERS

[rain furnace]

L OWWW AHAHHAH

[waxen palm]

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

[formal sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/nul-nul-nul-nul-mohamed-henni-mohamed-henni-gif-27588392

[sacred mango]

Anyways KVARA IS ROLLING IN TROPHIES

[loud ridge]

please score

[sacred mango]

🔥

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/mohamed-henni-bloger-fan-de-om-fan-de-marseille-youtuber-gif-12597020

[keen arrow]

@weak viper Are you doing good?

[loud ridge]

yewsssss

[formal sphinx]

Time to buy more tvs ig😭

[weak viper]

.

[loud ridge]

it's ours now

i'm very relived

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[formal sphinx]

Some things in Life are inevitable

Taxes

Death

OM bottling

[open owl]

@weak viper hope ur ok bro I would be crashing out if this happened to me

[formal sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/roberto-baggio-penalty-standing-world-cup-1994-gif-2349336840992722303

[keen arrow]

When was the last time Marseille won a trophy anyway?

[weak viper]

I'm ok

Just disappointed in some players

[rain furnace]

What are you doing bro

@waxen palm

[weak viper]

Aubameyang should be banished from the squad

[formal sphinx]

Why do u support bottlers only😭

[chilly apex]

IM GONNA BREAK A TV LIKE MOHAMMED HENNI

[sage forge]

ok time to watch liverpool arsenal

[dire scroll]

They won...?

[chilly apex]

I WILL BANISH MYSELF TO SENEGAL

[formal sphinx]

OM Man U and Bvb is madness

[weak viper]

Bro thinks I chose this

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-leaving-game-cristiano-ronaldo-leaving-game-gif-26456319

[chilly apex]

I WILL WIPE OUT MY FRENCH LIFE

[lyric wasp]

Les haters de chevalier vont bien fermer leur gueules de footix 🍵 🍿

[rain furnace]

He scored Ur pen tho

[weak viper]

FR

[open owl]

It's ok bro

[weak viper]

Non

[open owl]

You will recover

[weak viper]

Murillo scored

[dire scroll]

We are finished

[rain furnace]

Oh

[waxen palm]

I HAVE ALWAYS TRUSTED HIM MON GARSSSS

[dire scroll]

Je sens plus mon bras droit

Bravo l'om

[lyric wasp]

J'en ai vu des cons mais alors eux

[waxen palm]

En tout cas l'OW gg ça bien tenu

Qu'ils continuent

[dire scroll]

C'est fini?...

[waxen palm]

Oui justement

Mais je parle de la perf

[dire scroll]

Jvais pleurer c'est bon.

[waxen palm]

Bah c'est fini depuis un moment là 🤣🤣🤣

[dire scroll]

La vie de ma mère c'est bon

[formal sphinx]

Rip

[chilly apex]

MON TV EST DÉTRUIT

MERCI MOMO

POUR LE IDEE

[dire scroll]

C'est bon les larmes sont dehors

Merci pour ce match

[sour perch]

Chevalier fait pas un très bon match

[weak viper]

Laisse les

[dire scroll]

Ahah t'es drole

[sour perch]

bah

Chevalier fait pas des bons arrêts on lui tire dessus

et il provoque un péno

[lyric wasp]

rageux detécté

[sour perch]

qu'il aurait pu éviter

je rage pas

m'en fous je supporte aucun club

[dire scroll]

Sur le corner fallait avoir le réflexe aussi hein

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/i/status/2009355762007724405

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨🚨 𝗟’𝗢𝗠 𝗡’𝗔 𝗣𝗔𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗘́ 𝗗𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗘́𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗣𝗨𝗜𝗦 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟮 !!! 🥶

X · Jan 8, 2026, 8:05 PM

[sour perch]

hein ?

[lyric wasp]

2024-25 gardien de l'année

[weak viper]

J'avais dit en début de saison qu'il fallait juste la confiance

[waxen palm]

Toujours 😂😂

[dire scroll]

Dernier espoir la coupe de France

[weak viper]

Il subissait trop la pression

[sour perch]

bah la confiance fait qu'il provoque un péno

[weak viper]

Ligue 1

[lyric wasp]

La coupe de france elle est pour Montreuil

[weak viper]

LDC même si improbable

[sour perch]

mais je comprends pas ceux qui se réjouissent du match de Chevalier.
Tous ses arrêts on lui tire dessus, il provoque un péno qu'il aurait pas du provoquer

[formal sphinx]

Chevalier qui devient Superman quand Safonov devient fort aussi

[sour perch]

pour moi ça change pas c'est Safonov titulaire

[formal sphinx]

Le psg qui a de vrai gardien gardiens pendant que Neuer peut plus stopper des corners

[sour perch]

je suis pas un haterde Chevalier mais il plonge 3x du même côté sur la séance de péno
et dans le match il provoque un péno et fait pas d'arrêts remarquables

pour moi c'est pas un bon match de sa part

quand un autre gardien fait de bons arrêts et une erreur on dit pas qu'il fait un grand match

je vois pas pourquoi ça changerait ici

[lyric wasp]

If Chevalier has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Chevalier has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Chevalier has only one fan then that is me. IfChevalier has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Chevalier, then I am against the world.

[sour perch]

the glaze is crazy

this guy prefers watching chevalier making saves rather than watching his club winning

[lyric wasp]

bah il plonge du mm coté et les arrete donc cest que c'était accessoirement le bon coté. Il va pas plonger de l'autre coté et concéder un peno

[dire scroll]

La modération qui empêche le mot

[limber yoke]

Trophy lift

[dire scroll]

Wtf

[loud ridge]

our trophy

[open owl]

Oui oui

[weak viper]

Auba when he has the opportunity to end the game:

[ebon elm]

https://tenor.com/view/nul-nul-nul-nul-mohamed-henni-mohamed-henni-gif-27588392

[loud ridge]

which clubs should enrque coach next after he stops coaching our team at the end of ligue 1 season?

[lyric wasp]

il est pas viré de l'équipe gabonaise lui ?

[formal sphinx]

Nice

https://tenor.com/view/ogcnice-todibo-ligue-1-gif-13680167154948230836

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/i/status/2009355430066274320 il a fumé ou bien? 🤣

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel)

⏱️90’ | #PSGOM 2️⃣-2️⃣ [TAB 3️⃣-1️⃣]

Nuno Mendes marque son penalty.
Murillo transforme !

𝗣𝗦𝗚 : ✅✅✅
𝗢𝗠 : ❌❌✅

X · Jan 8, 2026, 8:04 PM

[waxen palm]

Fallait pas laisser ta sélection plutôt mon gars 😭😭

[limber yoke]

Doesn’t his contract expire in 2027

[dire scroll]

Si on perd contre bayeux je fais une dépression

On en met minimum 14

Aubameyang jv insulter sa mère un jour

Juste pour pas être ban jle fait pas ici

Il nous fait une kolo muani sauf que lui au moins il a tiré.

O riley aussi je t'oublie pas

Flemmard de merde tu sers a rien

A RIEN

NUL

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/2009375830120559052

B/R Football (@brfootball)

PSG won the Trophée des Champions in wild fashion:
︀︀
︀︀➖ PSG were up 1-0 in the 13th minute
︀︀➖ Marseille scored in the 76th and 87th to turn it around
︀︀➖ Gonçalo Ramos equalizer in stoppage time
︀︀➖ Two penalty saves from Lucas Chevalier
︀︀➖ PSG win on penalties
︀︀
︀︀Another trophy for the collection 🏆

**💬 16 🔁 12 ❤️ 72 👁️ 475 **

FxTwitter · Jan 8, 2026, 9:25 PM

[sour perch]

Barcola is better than Kvara

I said it before the game

[limber yoke]

kvara literally was good

i really dont know what you have against kvara

has to be personal at this point

[wheat nymph]

That might be the worst thing which I have heard icl

[lyric wasp]

@open owl Montpellier created world peace

[open owl]

Wtf is this shit 😭😭😭

[trail vortex]

Edit made with PowerPoint.

[lyric wasp]

cest le top 1 pire raccourci de 2026

--> Le RC Lens bat l'OM 1-0
--> Le LOSC bat l'OM 1-0

--> OMG Best friends Lille X Lens ❤️

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/i/status/2008951608088871236

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 𝗟’𝗢𝗠 𝗔 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘́ 𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗘́𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗨𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗘 𝗦𝗘́𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗦 𝗔𝗨𝗫 𝗕𝗨𝗧𝗦 𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗦 𝗗𝗨 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗤𝗨𝗘… 🥅

𝗣𝗔𝗦 𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗦𝗚 ! ❌

Le c...

X · Jan 7, 2026, 5:19 PM

Ils ont travaillé ça??? 🤣🤣🤣

[trail spade]

@weak viper

this guy might turn out😭 to be better than semenyo

i hope we actually keep him bruh

[sour perch]

@trail vortex this is Barcola

this is Kvara

Barcola creates much more chances for himself, and he shoots less than him despite having more occasions

and Barcola has similar stats as Doué when it comes to creating chances for his partners, and he's better than Kvara on this aspect too

Barcola is the least individualistic player out of them 3

just because he tried to shoot vs Athletic doesn't mean he's egoistic

I don't have something against any of them. It's not because you argue "player A is better than player B" that you hate player A

@limber yoke @trail vortex @wheat nymph the main reason why I say that Barcola is better is because he's the most fluid out of them. Kvara (and especially Doué) often lose the ball before reaching the surface area. Barcola is not only faster than them, he also has a better vision of the game that makes him do the right decision in order to get closer to the goal.

and I have to say, this season, many of Kvara's goals were either lucky goals are tap ins. I don't remember him being outstanding in a lot of games this season.

Kvara compensates his lack of offensive abilities with an extroardinary defensive work. Doué does more tackles than him, but most of his tackles come from a collective pressure. Kvara is good at defending in 1v1.

[weak viper]

barcola is the worst one out of kvara doué and him

where was barcola last season for q$g in the second half of the season?

[sour perch]

this gotta be fkin ragebait

[weak viper]

nope

barcola only performs against lame ligue 1 teams

[sour perch]

like Marseille ?

[weak viper]

he didnt perform against us at all

he scored a tapin thats all

he got pocketed by fucking murillo

[sour perch]

@weak viper

"where was he in the 2nd half of the season" 🤡

"where was he in the 2nd half of the season"

[weak viper]

great now show the other 3 months

[weak viper]

.

[sour perch]

assist in UCL final
assist vs Aston Villa
goal + assist against Man City
goal + assist vs Stuttgart

[weak viper]

and in ligue 1

[sour perch]

"but he only performs against lame Ligue 1 teams"

[weak viper]

do you even watch their games

[sour perch]

he was good in all of these games

[weak viper]

because you can't base a player's quality out of their stats

[weak viper]

that doesn't answer my question

[sour perch]

you definitely don't

[weak viper]

bois vert finished joined top scorer of ligue 1 despite being shit in a lot of games especially against the better teams

[weak viper]

i do actually

[sour perch]

I just explained why I think he's better, using what I watch from games

but you're just gonna ignore it

I just use stats to make things clearer

I don't base my opinion on it

[weak viper]

there's a reason why barcola plays less now though

[sour perch]

he's the offensive player that played the most minutes for PSG last season

[weak viper]

that's your opinion but i just find that weird that it opposes most ligue 1 watchers' and Q$G fans'

[sour perch]

last season, in the first half of 24/25, Dembélé was clearly better than Barcola

but Barcola got all the hype

[weak viper]

true

[sour perch]

sometimes, hype doesn't match reality

[sour perch]

you remember Jonathan Rowe ?
Marseille fans wanted him to be a starter. 2 months later, they wanted him out.

What fans think is not always the truth.

[weak viper]

because barcola scored more goals than him at first

[sour perch]

he scored against washed teams like Montpellier and Le Havre

[weak viper]

please don't use most OM fans' opinion on whether a player should start or not for their team please

we have unfortunately the stupidest fanbase in the country

[sour perch]

@weak viper I don't watch all Marseille games but Jonathan Rowe never looked that amazing to me. Where did all the hype come from ?

[weak viper]

he was playing good in a few games around september but then de zerbi played him less often

• formation change which killed him

(and all our wingers including bois vert)

also he was playing him at number 9 at some point of the season and he was terrible

but most of the hype came from the OL vs OM game of last season

if you never watched it then watch it it's a contender for the best game of 2024/25

[chilly apex]

barcola is overrated

not as good as we think he is

[violet dragon]

Paris fc made a signing finally

From Burnley

[open owl]

@magic island

Nicollin: "No new players planned for this window. We need to sell first."

[open owl]

Wait who

[chilly apex]

koleosho

[open owl]

Gl

[violet dragon]

Wym Goodluck he doesn't seem bad

[open owl]

Good luck to him lol

Paris FC is a step up imo he hasn't played much lately

[sour perch]

underrated

better than what people think

Kvara is overrated

he's been mid this season

[loud ridge]

no

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2009751407100907918

Guillaume Tarpi (@GuillaumeTarpi)

🔄La Roma est très optimiste pour boucler le transfert de Robinio Vaz cet hiver. (@DiMarzio) #TeamOM

X · Jan 9, 2026, 10:17 PM

[grave latch]

Hello everyone

[wheat nymph]

He's top class. Hope u don't sell him for ur sake

[sterile fractal]

?? Why Marseille sell all their good talents

[cobalt girder]

OH YEAHHHHHH found the green street 🔥 hopefully tomorrow comes good too

[weak viper]

Because he didn't wanna renew his contract according to the club

Same for Bakola

Today is COUPE DE FRANCE DAY

[wheat nymph]

Vaz is a baller

[weak viper]

agreed

he just doesn't play enough

[wheat nymph]

De zerbi should be convincing him with all high might

Just promise him of giving him a bigger role from next szn

[weak viper]

why promise him that when he almost doesnt play currently

he should play more instead of aubameyang who has been mid in the last few games

[wheat nymph]

So make him believe that

Atleast

[trail vortex]

https://x.com/i/status/2009734156125909067

[open owl]

https://x.com/actul1_/status/2009987515131003390?s=46

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_)

🚨🚨💣 BREAKING ! LE MATCH ENTRE LE RC LENS ET SOCHAUX EST REPORTÉ !!! 🤯❌

De FORTES CHUTES DE NEIGE sont enregistrées à Sochaux. ❄️

(@lequipe)

X · Jan 10, 2026, 1:55 PM

Amiens has conceded against Montreuil (R1) in the first 20 seconds of the game!!!

[spring horizon]

Well I’ll be damned

[weak viper]

Amiens equalized...

[open owl]

The dream lasted 10 minutes... 2nd goal for Amiens

[weak viper]

Amiens scores another one

[open owl]

14 SECONDS!

Goal Monaco

But he's way offside

He's waaaay offside

No var obviously & ref didn't see it

Frappart masterclass

[weak viper]

Troyes goal

[open owl]

Troyes is unstoppable

I wanna see them face a L1

[trail vortex]

They surely can't be stopped by Bastia.

Hydrogen bomb vs Couching baby.

GOAL — Montreuil 1 - [3] Amiens

[open owl]

Amiens qualify.

[open owl]

Well Bastia stopped Saint-Etienne at GG

[trail vortex]

This is true.

But they are last in L2.

[open owl]

Monaco red?

Yeah that's a red

Muzambo second yellow

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Angers 0 - [1] Toulouse

[frigid acorn]

Hidalgo

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Montreuil 1 - [4] Amiens

[open owl]

THE MONACO MATCH IS INTERRUPTED

Frappart has stopped the match

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Montreuil [2] - 4 Amiens

Red card Bastia

[open owl]

HORRIBLE tackle

HOLYYY FUCKKKK

HOLYY SHIT

First knee amputation I've seen

[open owl]

Resumed

[trail vortex]

Holy shit.

That's completely deserved.

[open owl]

Orléans almost equalizes!!

Holy!!

[stark frigate]

is martin satriano good?

I think Oviedo is negotiating to get him

[open owl]

No😭

[weak viper]

Worst striker Lyon fans have ever seen

[open owl]

Not just Lyon fans

Brest too

Monaco finishes its TERRIBLE HORRIBLE performance with a 2nd goal and wins

Seriously wtf

Orléans shot 20 times, Monaco 4 times

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Angers [1]- 1 Toulouse

GOAL — Orleans 0 - [2] Monaco

Lineups:

[stark frigate]

😭😭😭

not even for lower half of the table in la liga?

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Orleans 0 - [3] AS Monaco

FT — Bastia 0 - 2 Troyes

[stark frigate]

what type of striker is he?

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Orleans [1] - 3 AS Monaco

There is a goal every minute...

FT — Orleans 1 - 3 AS Monaco

FT — Montreuil 2 - 4 Amiens

[open owl]

Gotta try first

Goal Angers in the penshootout against Toulouse!

Angers miss!

[stark frigate]

?

[open owl]

Just an old fashioned 9 but he's bad

Maybe at Oviedo he can be good tho

[stark frigate]

so he’s like a poacher or target forward?

or is he more mobile and presses a lot?

[open owl]

I can't rly answer that since he hasn't played for my club, I just know he was never liked by the clubs he was playing at & my club was linked to him like 3 years ago and most of our community wasn't happy

[stark frigate]

lmao

[open owl]

Angers 4 - 4 Toulouse penshootout, Toulouse need to score this

goal

[stark frigate]

Oviedo needs a striker with good finishing

[open owl]

Every team does lol that's what we lack as well, it's not that easy to find

[stark frigate]

we have a good 9 that’s perfect in everything except finishing

[open owl]

If Angers miss they're eliminated

[open owl]

Well that's their job

[open owl]

scored

wonderful pen

[weak viper]

@open owl look at Adams miss 😭

[open owl]

I SAW THAT AHAHAHHA

ANGERS MISS

AND TOULOUSE IS THRU

[frigid acorn]

Toulouse win on pens

[open owl]

Congrats

@weak viper are you going to Istres-Laval?

[weak viper]

No unfortunately

[open owl]

:(

why

If I didn't have exams Monday I would've went

But I won't lie I gave up on my exams entirely so I could've went

[weak viper]

I really wanted to but my dad prefers to watch Algeria Nigeria than seeing Istres laval

[open owl]

😭

[weak viper]

So I can't get there

[open owl]

I can't blame him

WHY IS THERE A FUCKING MHSC ADVERTISEMENT

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Avranches 0 - [1] Strasbourg

[weak viper]

GOAL HAUTS LYONNAIS

[trail vortex]

... — Hauts Lyonnais [1] - 0 Lorient

GOAL — Avranches 0 - [2] Strasbourg

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Avranches 0 - [3] Strasbourg

[weak viper]

Goal Laval. 0-1.

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Hauts Lyonnais 1 - [1] Lorient

Lorient equalizes.

[open owl]

Meeeerde

[weak viper]

Second half started at fos sur mer

Goal Lorient

[lyric wasp]

Bon bah Le Puy allez

le dernier espoir

[weak viper]

le puy missed a pen...

[weak viper]

istres can still score

[lyric wasp]

Tkt l'exploit du jour viendra de la

Il a juste été remis a demain

[open owl]

Yeah against MHSC they play like prime Barça but against Reims they miss pens

nice

[weak viper]

Goal laval. 0-2.

it's over...

[weak viper]

FT

Istres fought well but couldn't upset Laval

[open owl]

Le Puy misses their first penalty...

And second penalty of the match

Reims scored their first

Come on Le Puy...

Nakamura scores.

Le Puy now

misses

Puy 0-2 Reims

Reims now for the third

MISSES

COME ON NOW!

LE PUY HAS A CHANCE!

A LITTLE bit of a chance a SMALL chance

Carvalho ex MHSC GK saves it

Bojang smiling despite his pen miss

Le Puy now to make it 1-2

AND ITS SAVED ONCE AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK

Olliero got 4 pens against him this game, 4 saves 😵

Daramy scores and Reims is qualified. Le Puy is eliminated unfortunately.

Not a single home team qualified in the CDF today

[weak viper]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2009981903399690645

Ayoub (@2voyageur)

Aubameyang - actions décisives

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FixupX · Jan 10, 2026, 1:33 PM

[wheat nymph]

Some of them weren't easy icl

[sterile fractal]

same as Lacazette last season

[open owl]

Lens opens the scoring against Sochaux in a very sterile match so far

[sterile fractal]

Erawan Garnier might make his debut in 2nd half

He will become the first Thai player to play professional football in France !

[weak viper]

Our U19 squad is winning 1-0 against nice!

[open owl]

Idk how Sochaux hasn't equalized yet

[weak viper]

Goal lens

It's over

Udol

Another one

What was that

[open owl]

Goal Lens

Oh

And again

Wesh Abdallah Sima il a quitté Brest ???

😭😭

Depuis quand

[sterile fractal]

Erawan Garnier not playing tonight💔

[jaunty glen]

c vrai ? nannnn

[trail vortex]

https://x.com/i/status/2010370273229643946

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 𝗦𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗦𝗭𝗬𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗞𝗜 🇵🇱 𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔̀ 𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗦 𝗘𝗡 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗙𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗔𝗛𝗖̧𝗘 ! ⏳❤️🖤

💰 11 M€ + bonus.

🗞️ @MatteMoretto

X · Jan 11, 2026, 3:16 PM

[weak viper]

nice equalized and 2-2 in the penalty shootout rn

3-3 now

we missed

WTF WAS THAT PANENKA

GK had time to dive to the opposite direction and dive again to the other side to save it

nice scored

we are out of the gambardella

[open owl]

Do u know the result of MHSC - Vichy?

I can't find it anywhere

[weak viper]

No sorry

MHSC just posted the result nvm

3-2 win for yall

[open owl]

LETS GOOOOO

L'AVENTURE CONTINUE

Megnan-Pavé is the next Drogba btw just remember his name @weak viper

[weak viper]

Alright

Holy shit he scored 5 goals in 9 games in national U19 as a 15 years old???

[open owl]

I think he's captain of France aswell

He's linked to Barcelona & Arsenal but explicitly said he wants to play for Montpellier

Because that's his club & city

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1985291110013337790?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Arsenal and Barcelona are tracking France Under-16s captain Lacine Megnan-Pave.

The 15-year-old has scored 15 goals and registered 12 assists in 24 games for Montpellier under-17s.

(Source: @SPORT)

X · Nov 3, 2025, 10:21 AM

But I know exactly how it's gonna go down to be honest

Professional contract. He plays well for his first season. We keep him for the second season, he becomes a starter, leaves mid Winter transfer window to someplace like Köln or someshit for 10 million € and that's it

We don't know how to manage stars

Last player we sold for his worth was Wahi probably & those 30M€ just disappeared

Anyway @magic island https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/2010381650396381542?s=46

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC)

⚽️ 𝑳𝑨 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑶 🏆
Découvrez le 𝐗𝐈 choisi par Zoumana Camara

✨ Coupe de France Crédit Agricole
🆚 FC Metz

X · Jan 11, 2026, 4:01 PM

Matchday again.

Fuck me man

I hate this team so much cause we're gonna eat 2-0

[trail vortex]

CUP OF FRANCE
Nantes and Nice's starting XI and substitutes are out

[ebon elm]

yuck carlgren

[trail vortex]

https://x.com/i/status/2010386801001644376

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_)

🚨 𝗨𝗡 𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗩𝗘́ 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗜𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗛𝗜𝗠𝗔 𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗢𝗞𝗢 𝗔̀ 𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗦 ! 💚💛

Un accord de 2 M€ a été conclu avec Bochum. L'ex-Strasbourgeois doit passer sa visite médicale lundi avant de s'engager pour deux ans et demi.

(@OuestFr...

X · Jan 11, 2026, 4:22 PM

Le Mans and Nancy starting XI and substitutes:

US Chantilly and Rennes starting XI and substitutes :

[open owl]

Kickoff!

This is Savanier's 200th game with Montpellier, 49 goals... could he make it 50 in 200? 🙏

PENALTY MHSCCC

PAYS OBTAINED IT!

[open owl]

If he scores...

GOAAALLALALLAL

AND IT'S SAVANIER'S 50TH GOAL IN 200 MATCHES!

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Metz 0 - [1] Montpellier

Does Montpellier have the Ligue 1 level?

[open owl]

No, Metz doesn't have Ligue 1 level

ALMOST 2-0

[trail vortex]

LOL

They better lock in!

[magic island]

we are so back

[open owl]

ALMOST 2-0 AGAIN

But of course Mendy misses

Metz have always been our dogs tho

@magic island imagine we stay in Ligue 2 but we win CDF and play Europa League next season

[trail vortex]

A Ligue 2 club in the Europa League ...

You can get more points than Nice for sure.

[open owl]

Happened before

TCHATO ALMOST

[trail vortex]

What club managed to do this?

[open owl]

Guingamp 2014 I think

Wait no

GOAOAOAOAOLLL

[trail vortex]

GOAL - Metz 0 - [2] Montpellier

[open owl]

GOALLLL

ISSOUFOUUUU

[trail vortex]

WOW!

Montpellier is shining today!

[open owl]

OHALAALLALA

WONDERFUL JOB BY ISSOUFOU WONDERFUL WONDERFUL

WOWWWW

[trail vortex]

You can beat Metz but not Boulogne.

[open owl]

WOOOWWW

[open owl]

We face Boulogne this Friday

[trail vortex]

You can beat Metz but not Grenoble.

[open owl]

WAHIIII

ELYE WAHI GOAAALLLL

[trail vortex]

GOAL - Nantes 0 - [1] OGC Nice

[open owl]

GREAT GOAL YEAHH

[trail vortex]

That's Diop.

[magic island]

OH MY GOD

2-0

[open owl]

Man the camera zoomed in on Wahi

[open owl]

YEAHAHHAHAHA

MONTPELLIER EUROPA LEAGUE 2026

[trail vortex]

According to Flashscore, Diop scored.

Whatever, I'm not watching the game rn.

[open owl]

Mendy (Football terrorist) booked

Metz forever our dogs 😭😭

GOAOAOOALLL CHANTILLY

AGAINST RENNES

AHAHAHHAA

THE METZ FANS ARE LAUNCHING

VAMOS A LA PLAYA

THE MATCH IS INTERRUPTED 😭😭😭

Half time! WHAT A DISPLAY BY MHSC! 🔥🔥

[open owl]

https://x.com/kcawaaa/status/2010408853947695452?s=46 😭😭

awaaa 🇲🇭 (@KCawaaa)

@FCMetz @MontpellierHSC En tout cas super karaoke dans votre stade 10/10

X · Jan 11, 2026, 5:49 PM

[trail vortex]

Alright I am back.

US Chantilly surprisingly scored against Rennes to make it 1-0 at home.

The goal is scored by Evens Joseph.

[open owl]

GOAOAOOAOALLLLL

GOAL GOAL GOAL

TCHATOOO

LOLLL

ENZO TCHATO HAS SCORED

@magic island !!!!

ENZO TCHATO

LMFOAOAOAO

[trail vortex]

GOAL - Metz 0 - [3] Montpellier

What is happening to Metz...

[open owl]

ET UN

ET DEUX

ET TROIS ZÉRO

[trail vortex]

I will send them to Ligue 2.

[open owl]

WOOOOOWWW

[trail vortex]

Metz is a disgrace to my league!

Losing at home against a team with 0 substitutes in an inferior league!

Absolute disasterclass.

[open owl]

OOOOLLLLÉEEES IN THE STADIUM

[weak viper]

how tf do you concede to tchato 😭

we should obliterate the city of metz

useless city anyway

[trail vortex]

With 69% possession as well.

[open owl]

Metz will be the second team of the season to lose by 3+ goals this season against Montpellier after their neighbors Nancy (4-1) 🔥

Montpellier >> Lorraine

[weak viper]

and also how is rennes losing with their main XI

[trail vortex]

And a new goalkeeper called Ousmane Ba.

[open owl]

Why can't we play like this?

[trail vortex]

GOAL - Nantes [1] - 1 OGC Nice

[open owl]

1-1

[trail vortex]

Guirassy equalizes.

[open owl]

Every week?

Like seriously what

"SERIN DÉMISSION" CHANTS ECHOING AU ST SYMPHORIEN

[trail vortex]

Still 0-0 at Le Mans.

[weak viper]

https://fixupx.com/EspoirsduFoot/status/2010388289560408089

EspoirsduFootball (@EspoirsduFoot)

L'OGC Nice vient de se qualifier contre l'OM en Gambardella après une séquence folle lors des tirs au but !
︀︀
︀︀Youst, le gardien niçois s'est arraché pour stopper une panenka ratée du marseillais Ali, avant que Mandza qualifie Nice sur une ... panenka !

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@open owl look

[open owl]

I saw it LMAO

[trail vortex]

Ils font tous pour humilier la France c'est pas possible!

Ils gagnent contre des grandes équipes Françaises mais se zbzbzb dessus en Europe grr.

[open owl]

GOAOOAALLL

PAAYYYYSSS

IT'S NOW 4-0

[trail vortex]

GOAL - Metz 0 - [4] Montpellier

I'm gonna crash out of incomprehension.

How is this physically possible...

[open owl]

LIGUE 2 >> LIGUE 1

[trail vortex]

Montpellier DEFINITELY has the Ligue 1 level.

100% sure.

[weak viper]

no metz are awful

[trail vortex]

Or the LFP gotta add more clubs to Ligue 1.

Back to normal 20 clubs.

That would be cool/

[open owl]

The last time MHSC has won 4-0 was in January 2024 against Feignies-Aulnoye (N2 team) with an Akor Adams brace!

And last time MHSC has won 4-0 against a professional team was in April 2023 when MHSC won 0-4 against Monaco at Stade Louis II !

[trail vortex]

Akor Adams?

The guy who just scored yesterday?

Peak.

[open owl]

Wahi has missed a penalty against Nantes.

[trail vortex]

RED CARD — US Chantilly (Yatabare)

[open owl]

FUCKING MENDY MISSES THE 5TH GOAL

THIS FUCKING PLAYER MAN

[trail vortex]

GOAL - US Chantilly 1 - [1] Rennes

Quentin Merlin equalizes to save Rennes.

GOAL - US Chantilly 1 - [2] Rennes

LMAO

TAMARI!

[weak viper]

nooo

[open owl]

GOAAALLL TAMARIIII

[trail vortex]

They just scored 2 goals and made a comeback in less than 2 minutes...

[open owl]

Issoufou off WHAT A MATCH for his first start for him at MHSC!

An assist and a goal!

What a complete match!

[trail vortex]

Yatabare gets subbed in and gets a red card 8 minutes later and Rennes comes back....

[open owl]

Nico Pays off as well, a goal, an assist and a penalty won!

[trail vortex]

This is horribly funny.

[weak viper]

moustapha?

[open owl]

ALMOST 5-0

[trail vortex]

Sambou Yatabare.

[weak viper]

yh i just checked

[trail vortex]

36 years old Malian.

[weak viper]

it's his brother

[open owl]

SO CLOSE

AGAIN almost 5-0

[trail vortex]

The biggest club he played for is Olympiakos.

He played 5 fucking games with them.

[open owl]

Fayad so close

[magic island]

NO BROKE BOYS NO NEW FRIENDS

[trail vortex]

He also played with Werder Breme and got sent in their B team in 3. Liga.

[lyric wasp]

fuck Rennes

[magic island]

THIS SHOULD BE WEEKLY

[weak viper]

goal rennes again

at least montpellier is winning

[trail vortex]

GOAL - US Chantilly 1 - [3] Rennes

[open owl]

On n'est pas le petit poucet

[trail vortex]

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YATABARE!

[weak viper]

vous gagnez contre une ligue 1 quand meme

[trail vortex]

Anyways, Elias Legendre scored.

[open owl]

Logique on est trop forts

[trail vortex]

Tbh I don't even know this guy.

Which is completely normal since he's currently playing his FIRST EVER PRO SEASON!

[open owl]

MENDY GO FUCK URSELF

I SAY THIS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH

I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE

HE CANNOT TOUCH A FOOTBALL MAN

[trail vortex]

He scored his 1st ever goal with Ecuador U17 and just scored his first ever goal with a professional club.

So remember the name, Elias Legendre.

Anyways, the match to not watch today is definitely Le Mans vs Nancy.

Still 0-0 after 83 minutes

[open owl]

Montpellier has not conceded a single goal in the Coupe de France this season:

• Agde 0 - 2 MHSC
• Montceau 0 - 2 MHSC
• Canet 0 - 1 MHSC
• Metz 0 - 4 MHSC

All 4 games are away, hopefully we get a home game for the next round :/

Mendy COME ON

YOU FUCKING

OH MY FUCKING GODDD MAN

[trail vortex]

Imagine winning the Cup of France without playing at home a single time...

[open owl]

MENDY ONCE AGAIN

MENDY ONCE FUCKING AGAIN

[weak viper]

someone must have done it

like q$g

[austere crater]

rennes comeback

thats why tamaari is the best player in the league btw

bro i cant find the goals anywhere online

[trail vortex]

I just checked, Bordeaux already did it in 2013.

[weak viper]

welcome to france

[austere crater]

had the same struggle when tamari was at Montpellier

[open owl]

you could've just asked me

"REMBOURSEZ" chants echoing at Stade St Symphorien

FULL TIME at Metz! No additional time!

[trail vortex]

FT - Metz 0 - 4 Montpellier

[weak viper]

FT at marie marvingt

penalty shootout incoming

pls nantes do something

[austere crater]

loved him at mhsc

did u guys rate him much?

[open owl]

Yesss

We loved him so much

And I think he loved the club as well

[austere crater]

felt the fans hated him icl

[austere crater]

he did

[open owl]

Hell no

[weak viper]

FT at la beaujoire

[austere crater]

how am i supposed to see the rennes goals 😭

[weak viper]

Wait till all the games have been played

[austere crater]

lowkey would’ve saved u from relegation but ur board is cooked

[weak viper]

Or search on twitter for someone who posted it before it gets taken down

[ruby folio]

@open owl how is wahi doing atp

[weak viper]

He's at nice mate

[ruby folio]

Ye that's why I asked him

[lyric wasp]

Rennes gimme a red card or I retire FC

[weak viper]

He missed a pen

[austere crater]

top 4 coming btw 😍

[lyric wasp]

needed a red card to beat us

[austere crater]

also js saw the taamari goal

[ruby folio]

Back to his normal performance 😭

[austere crater]

banger

[lyric wasp]

which ofc was NOT a red card but anyway

[austere crater]

who ru

[lyric wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-jailed-dj-khaled-dj-khaled-dancing-jail-jailed-gif-5775727153817439120

[austere crater]

tamaari 8.4 rating 😍

my goat btw

[trail vortex]

FT — Le Mans 0 (4 - 1) 0 Nancy

FT — Nantes 1 (3 - 5) 1 OGC Nice

Nice goes through!

[open owl]

I'm not a Nice fan

[ruby folio]

Ye i am aware, you just like wahi iirc

[open owl]

Yeah cause he comes from our academy

He's doing well at Nice

Missed a pen but scored in the shootout and they qualified

[balmy gate]

Lyon 1-0

Already

[mystic robin]

endrick goal

[balmy gate]

On his debut

[trail vortex]

FT — LOSC 1 - 2 OL

[rancid peak]

https://fixvx.com/gingabonitohub/status/2010443724694949923?s=46

Ginga Bonito 🇧🇷 (@GingaBonitoHub)

Endrick’s FIRST touch as a Lyon player 😳

▶ Play video

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[trail vortex]

Lyon goes through !

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2010445297504378982

NationalFootball 🇫🇷 (@nationalfoot_)

🚨 En cas de défaite de Bayeux contre l'OM en Coupe de France, aucun club amateur/semi-pro ne sera représenté en huitièmes pour la première fois depuis 1990... 😔

@Bayeux_FC on compte sur vous ! 🫵

X · Jan 11, 2026, 8:14 PM

Lamest coupe de France edition ever

[icy sandal]

Can anyone tell me why not just start at 21:00

[rain furnace]

External delays

[rain furnace]

😢

[sterile fractal]

https://footamateur.ouest-france.fr/un-huitieme-de-finale-sans-club-amateur-une-premiere-depuis-35-ans/

Please Marseille don't let this happen

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2010645392933695972

BeFootball (@_BeFootball)

🚨 𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗩𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗘 pour le foot français : Rolland Courbis est décédé. 😢🕊️

Quelques semaines après Jean-Louis Gasset, l’ancien coach de l’OM s’est aussi éteint à l’âge de 72 ans.

Grande figure du football français, tout simplement.

X · Jan 12, 2026, 9:29 AM

Oh my god

Another legendary french manager dies when will this stop

Rest in peace

[grizzled fog]

Rest in peace 🕊

[open owl]

WHAT

NOOOO WTF

This is horrible

RIP legend 🙁

He's definitely a legend to many clubs, including MHSC he took us back to Ligue 1 & avoided relegation to National

Why is this happening man

^^ 💔

And this 💔

[weak viper]

you forgot one thing

5-4

https://x.com/i/status/2010655927439901085

Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM)

🚨EXCL: 🟡🔴🇫🇷🇸🇳 #Ligue1 |

🔐 L'OM et l'AS Roma sont sur le point de trouver un accord pour le transfert de Robinho Vaz

❗️L'attaquant franco-sénégalais a déjà donné son 🆗️ au club italien

💰 L'affaire devrait rapporter ~25M€ bonus compris à l'OM

🛎 Ding Dong

Avec

X · Jan 12, 2026, 10:11 AM

25 millons bonus compris 💀

[open owl]

I didn't (it's on purpose)

ÇA c'est des couilles !

[open owl]

https://fixupx.com/biduleone_/status/1980657759357137353?s=46

🐗 (@BiduleOne_)

@Kothebroy la plus grande vidéo de l'histoire

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FixupX · Oct 21, 2025, 3:29 PM

Rip 🕊️

[open owl]

https://x.com/actufoot_/status/2010753711954366684?s=46

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗢𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗜, ancien président de l’AC Ajaccio, 𝗔 𝗘́𝗧𝗘́ 𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗨 𝗔𝗨𝗫 𝗢𝗕𝗦𝗘̀𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦 𝗗𝗘 𝗦𝗔 𝗠𝗘̀𝗥𝗘 𝗘𝗡 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗦𝗘. 😳

Nos pensées vont vers lui et ses proches après ce drame. 🕊️

🗞️ AFP

X · Jan 12, 2026, 4:40 PM

WTF????

[weak viper]

peak corsica

RIP him

[trail vortex]

Bro why is everyone dying 😭😭😭

Whatever, RIP every legends.

[open owl]

https://x.com/l2actu_/status/2010719967336083595?s=46

Actu Ligue 2 (@L2Actu_)

🚨 BASTIA CIBLE JORDAN FERRI ET BAPTISTE MOUAZAN ! 🚨💙🤍

Invité de l'émission C'est le Foot sur Alta Frequenza, le président Claude Ferrandi a confirmé l'intérêt du Sporting pour deux renforts de poids ! 🎙️👀

(@JulienPernici)

X · Jan 12, 2026, 2:26 PM

LOL BASTIA RELEGATED

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2010784748923191777

Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM)

🚨EXCL: 🔴⚪️🇧🇪 #Ligue1 |

❗️Ça chauffe entre Wout Faes à l'AS Monaco

🔐 Discussion en cours entre toutes les parties pour tenter trouver un accord définitif

Avec @sebnonda

Plus d'informations à venir sur @footmercato

X · Jan 12, 2026, 6:43 PM

Does Monaco want to relegate??

[trail vortex]

I think yes.

Kickoff in 9 minutes.

[loud ridge]

sakho

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamadou_Sakho

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF — PSG v PFC

[rain furnace]

Easy win today

[loud ridge]

kick off now

derby time

[waxen palm]

Calm

We only won 2-1 last time

[trail vortex]

Why is Gonçalo Ramos there...

He should be on the bench.

So he can clutch.

[rain furnace]

Nooo Barcola come onn

Pls

Barcola

[trail vortex]

https://x.com/i/status/2010814419237028169

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_)

🥹 𝗡𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗥 𝗔𝗟-𝗞𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗙𝗜 🇶🇦 𝗔 𝗜𝗡𝗩𝗜𝗧𝗘́ 𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗗𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗬 (𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗠𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗧) 𝗔𝗨 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗖 𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗢...

X · Jan 12, 2026, 8:41 PM

[open owl]

https://x.com/actul1_/status/2010807137967177788?s=46

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_)

🚨🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗘𝗟 ! 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗗𝗢𝗨 𝗦𝗔𝗞𝗛𝗢 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗘 ! 🇫🇷

X · Jan 12, 2026, 8:12 PM

Bye bye 👋

Joke man

Next time don't fight with your own coach

[trail vortex]

+2'

Can someone just score.

[rain furnace]

Bro how couldn't we score first half

[loud ridge]

HT 0-0

[rain furnace]

Pfc gk was not letting anything in

[trail vortex]

HT — PSG 0 - 0 PFC

[loud ridge]

2nd half now

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF — PSG 0 - 0 PFC

[loud ridge]

bye legend

[loud ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/sakho-joueur-français-fff-le-coq-equipe-de-france-gif-12682170

you will be missed

[trail vortex]

Ikone isn't Messi.

Make passes.

Cafaro out for Koleosho

Kvaratskhelia, Pacho and Mayulu out
Nuno Mendes, Doué and Dembelé in

[limber yoke]

bradley oh bradley.

sigh

[rain furnace]

Barcola.....

[trail vortex]

BARCOLA DJDOSKDKSK

MAKE PASSES FFS

I HATE YOU

kksksl

De Smet on the ground.

[mossy arrow]

you guys watching Paris Derby?

[trail vortex]

Ofc.

[glad kelp]

@trail vortex look at the back of no. 14 PFC

[mossy arrow]

haha! finally found some people to talk to about it, where you from?

[trail vortex]

France.

[mossy arrow]

oh, I'm in the states.

Goalkeeper on Fire!

[trail vortex]

Otavio is shit.

😭

[rain furnace]

This goalkeeper

Holy

[mossy arrow]

do you think PSG could not win the league this year ... ???

[trail vortex]

Yes yes yes YES!

RC Lens gonna win the league.

[mossy arrow]

that would be very interesting

Paris FC keep giving the ball away easy

[glad kelp]

@trail vortex the No. 4 guy of PFC also have it at the top of his back

[trail vortex]

I saw number 14.

There's nothing but the number.

I really don't know what you are talking about.

[mossy arrow]

OH!

[violet dragon]

GOWLLL

GOALLL

[mossy arrow]

PARIS FC GOAL!

LET'S GO

[rain furnace]

Impossible

Wtf

[loud ridge]

OMG

[rain furnace]

Come on man

[loud ridge]

WHYYY

[trail vortex]

GOAL — PSG 0 - [1] PFC
Ikone

[mossy arrow]

PSG SUCK

[rain furnace]

What the hrll

[loud ridge]

1-0

[violet dragon]

IKNONE

[balmy shard]

Fark

That was a class goal icl

[violet dragon]

PLEASE PARK THE BUSE

[glad kelp]

Look below the neck and above the Number at the back side of the Shirt

[limber yoke]

theres no fucking way

[mossy arrow]

LET'S GO UNDERDOGS!

[open owl]

LOLLLL

COME ONNN

[mossy arrow]

It's the Macclesfield story all over again!

[languid ermine]

who scored for Paris fc

psg are the under dogs

[mossy arrow]

I grew up in Macclesfield

[languid ermine]

Not macclesfield

[waxen palm]

Tf is going on bro

[limber yoke]

please man

[waxen palm]

WTF

[open owl]

MDRRRR

[limber yoke]

this has to be a joke

[rain furnace]

We always sell bro

[open owl]

MONTPELLIER GOT FURTHER THAN PSG

IN THE CDF

[languid ermine]

Paris fc 5-0 psg

[rain furnace]

This is not good

[mossy arrow]

Paris FC are bossing, that's what's going on

[open owl]

I CAN'T WAIT

[waxen palm]

Nahhh this team I can't

[rain furnace]

🙁

[languid ermine]

It is 5-0

[waxen palm]

Always wasting chances for no reason

[languid ermine]

Since the last derby , I wanted Paris fc to win

[mossy arrow]

Paris FC my new favorite team

[limber yoke]

we dont have a supersub either

and theyre parking the bus

its cooked

[trail vortex]

Will Paris FC unveil their full potential, or is it just a lucky goal?

[languid ermine]

I hope psg doesn’t get that lucky goal at 95th minute

[open owl]

LAST TIME PSG WAS ELIMINATED FROM THE ROUND OF 32 WAS IN 2014 AND IT WAS ALSO IN THE PARC THE PRINCES

[nimble shale]

Watch guy jinx them

[trail vortex]

Glory hunting!

[open owl]

GUess against who?

🧡💙

[languid ermine]

Paris fc > Ligue 1

[trail vortex]

I won't jinx anyone!

[mossy arrow]

I'm a United supporter, I'm dying

[languid ermine]

I used to play with them in fifa 21

[violet dragon]

Kebbal please score a last one

[stoic wren]

The metamorphosis of PSG since Jonathan Ikone last played for them makes it feel like even longer ago. I’m sure that goal felt satisfying.

[trail vortex]

Oh shit 😭

[mossy arrow]

exactly

[open owl]

@trail vortex can you remind us the last team that eliminated PSG in the Round of 32 in the 2013/2014 season of the Coupe de France and the score as well as the stadium the match was played in please?

[languid ermine]

Magnificent this is only thing we share the love for Paris fc

[trail vortex]

Montpellier.

[open owl]

Oh!

[languid ermine]

kebbal is so good

[trail vortex]

Totally guessing there.

[open owl]

What score? And where?

[mossy arrow]

haha, yes

I see that liverpool pic

[limber yoke]

i forgot this is the fucking ro32

[open owl]

I thought you would know this

[trail vortex]

I don't.

[languid ermine]

I wish he wasn’t injured

[trail vortex]

I have dementia.

[languid ermine]

though

[violet dragon]

I love kebbal his from Algeria

[nimble shale]

PSG 1–2 Montpellier no?

[trail vortex]

Doué yellow card.

[languid ermine]

guys

[subtle warren]

Im praying PSG get eliminated omg a new team needs to win this cup

[trail vortex]

Totally not deserved.

[languid ermine]

Kebbal is under rated

[trail vortex]

He just came.

[open owl]

😼😼 you revised well

Daniel Congré

[mossy arrow]

PFC GOALKEEPER DA MAN

[violet dragon]

He is benching for his national team

[languid ermine]

PSGint is fuming

[mossy arrow]

my new best friend

[languid ermine]

lol

[trail vortex]

I'mma focus on the game.

[nimble shale]

Charge up phone

Crazy

[limber yoke]

the stats are

painful

[languid ermine]

I hope Paris fc just doesn’t concede a dum goal

[nimble shale]

Incoming jinx

[languid ermine]

last game they lost 2-1 , they were giving off silly goals

[nimble shale]

💔

[mossy arrow]

where are PFC in league?