ligue-1

[robust adder]

Nice beraldo

[open owl]

Goal Saint-Etienne. 2-0.

[robust adder]

BRO

FUCK

Don’t piss me off ALREADY😭

How can you be a striker and still miss that😭

Oh it was a save

Anyways it was offside

[final cedar]

Ramos out Alvarez in

[ionic veldt]

Lmao

[robust adder]

Get in Nuno

BRO

Nuno

Don’t do shit like that on your knee

[trail vortex]

Alvarez ?

Who's that.

[robust adder]

Was a joke

[trail vortex]

Oh ok.

[robust adder]

Nice shot lee

Thought it would be in

Mory Diaw is locked in

[final cedar]

We cant score lol

[open owl]

NANCY PULL ONE BACK ALLEZ ALLEZ

[final cedar]

Kvara and Barcola will sub in

[robust adder]

Beraldo is looking locked in aswell

[trail vortex]

GOAL — ASSE 2 - [1] Nancy

[robust adder]

Thats nice

[final cedar]

We just cant catch a break

[robust adder]

Nice save chevalier🙏

[final cedar]

That has to be his best save in psg

[trail vortex]

What a play from Le Havre.

[robust adder]

Le Havre acc plays good tbf

[trail vortex]

No Haramball as usual.

They have improved.

[robust adder]

We asked other low table teams to do the same they cried

BRO

WHY ARE WE HEADBUTTING OURSELVES

BRO

Wtf are we doing bruh😭

[final cedar]

Like I said

We just cant catch a break

[remote wyvern]

Wut

[final cedar]

Whut

[trail vortex]

Bro is not eineshi.

[ionic veldt]

I just saw mory diaw played for psg in 2012-2015

[robust adder]

Weak ass shot

[ionic veldt]

But not in the real team

[robust adder]

Havre are playing GOOOD football

Really fluid ball

Okay great pass wze

Mbaye looks better than usual tbf

[final cedar]

Pass the ball mbaye

U are not Messi

[robust adder]

No handball

Digard needs to stfu man shouting for nothing

[final cedar]

Boom already

[robust adder]

BROOO NOOO

MBAYE FUCKING SHOOT

SHIOT

FFS

FREE GOAL

SHIT

Not even a corner bro😭😭

HWTA A FUCKING SAVE

HOLY SHIT

[trail vortex]

Crazy mistake from a defender.

[robust adder]

WHAT THE FUCK

BRO ZABARNYI

FUCK OFF

WHAT A SAVE THO

[trail vortex]

Hopefully Mbaye couldn't finish because of the pressing.

[robust adder]

CHEVALIER’s redemption arc ?

[waxen palm]

LMAOOOOO WTF

[trail vortex]

CHEVALIER AGAIN !

[waxen palm]

WHAT A SAVE

[trail vortex]

WHAT A SAVE !!!

[waxen palm]

OUI LUCAS PTN

[robust adder]

YES CHEVALIER

[waxen palm]

HÉROÏQUE

[robust adder]

THATS ALL I WANT U TO DO BRO

[trail vortex]

THIS IS THE GOALKEEPER WE ALL WANTED IN LIGUE 1 !

[robust adder]

SAVE SHOTS

[final cedar]

His two best saves in PSG happened today

[robust adder]

KANG IN LEEEEE

KOREAN MESSI

GET INN

NUNO ASSIST

[languid grail]

Is this caps only chat 😂

[robust adder]

No🤣🤣

[limber yoke]

LEEEE

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLLLLL

LEEEEEEEEE

[languid grail]

HOW WAS HE ALONE FOR SO LONG

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/mitomarse-kangin-kangin-lee-psg-gif-7507526414080580499

[languid grail]

Did they all decide to go blind for 30 sscs

[trail vortex]

GOAL — PSG [1] - 0 HAC

[robust adder]

LE MESSI CORÉEN

STFU DIGARD AND HAVRE STAFF

NO FOUL

[waxen palm]

No doubt

[languid grail]

Btw

U guys are french

Why is le havre - hac

Oh wait

Havre athletic club or smt

[deft hamlet]

I love Lee

[robust adder]

Havre athletic club

[deft hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/kangin-lee-lee-kangin-이강인-gif-2251614835289481222

[languid grail]

Yeye thought so

I cant believe this is lees first league goal this year

[remote wyvern]

Man

Ligue 1

[languid grail]

I thought he scored like 5 already

[remote wyvern]

You might be finished

[robust adder]

Wow what a save diaw

Was offside anyways

[deft hamlet]

Unfortunately no

[remote wyvern]

Thanks for the role man 😭

[languid grail]

Np

I cant show it no more

[robust adder]

Theres no club roles anymore?

[languid grail]

Even if i had it

[languid grail]

No i was ucl incluencer for like 3 weeks

[remote wyvern]

You’re still first on the channel tho

[robust adder]

Sucks

[remote wyvern]

But I think when you get mod

It gives to someone else

[languid grail]

Yup

[trail vortex]

Wait.

[final cedar]

Ramos out Osimhen in

[trail vortex]

I have the entire possession of my Discord account.

[trail vortex]

This is mutable btw.

[remote wyvern]

I’ll neutralize you unfortunately

[deft hamlet]

There is

[remote wyvern]

It’s just you have to be active on club channels

Not in exclusive

[trail vortex]

Why do you want to ruin my reputation so bad ?

[languid grail]

I think he meant as transfers

[remote wyvern]

Wut ?

No I don’t

[trail vortex]

What.

[limber yoke]

Nuno playing like he was never injured

[trail vortex]

1. You edited my 2025 BO list and erased every PSG player from my list.
2. You falsely spread the misinformation that I am a Marseille fan, which is in fact not true
3. You bet on my Discord account that if PSG wins, my account would get deleted.

[robust adder]

Oh

That sucks aswell

WOW

[remote wyvern]

1. How tf you still remember ts I’m sorry them😭
2. You are
3. It had to be done

[robust adder]

Mayulu how do you lose the ball here

[remote wyvern]

Nah

I think it’s better

It’ll force people

To be active on club channels

[robust adder]

Psg chat is barely active

[remote wyvern]

Well

That’s ur fault😭

Arsenal is extremely active

Barca too

Etc

[trail vortex]

1. I remember everything.
2. I am not
   3 :

Anyways.

Le Havre is playing very well today.

I did not expect them to play good football.

[languid grail]

I mean that lee goal

Was NOT a good football

Dude was alone for half a minute

AGAIN THETE LEE IS ALONE

They just dont mark him AT ALL

[robust adder]

Where the left back at😭

I get why he isnt marked at all

[trail vortex]

MBAYE AAA

Ramos 2.0

[robust adder]

Bc their left back always gets back with the centerbacks

[languid grail]

Just keep your eye on lee every attack

You'll see

[limber yoke]

That was close lmao

[robust adder]

Nice physical defending beraldo

HALF TIME

[trail vortex]

HALF TIME — PSG 1 - 0 HAC

[final cedar]

Mbaye Ramos out

[trail vortex]

Very long @robust adder essay incoming ☠️

[remote wyvern]

Yeah imma watch this game cause the Sudamericana final there’s nowhere to watch it

[remote wyvern]

Player ratings

[rain furnace]

Goal line technology is very good

[remote wyvern]

I think

[trail vortex]

Yes.

[remote wyvern]

"LALIGA"

[trail vortex]

FUCK OFF STUPID BATTERY !

I wanna watch this 😭

[remote wyvern]

Skill issues

I’m at 51

[robust adder]

RATINGS

Chevalier 6.75/10 great saves his best match so far
Warren 5.5/10 very mid to be fair(nice pass to mbaye tho)
Zabarnyi 5.25/10 very very mid
Beraldo 6.75/10 very clean defending tbf nice half from him
Mendes 6/10 nice comeback
Vitinha 6/10 vitinha being vitinha
neves 6.25/10 great activity on the pitch nice passes in the last 1/3rd
mayulu 5.25/10 very mid aswell
Mbaye 5.25/10 better than usual but still very shaky
Ramos 5.25/10 same than mbaye
Lee 6.25/10 nice goal

[robust adder]

You guys know the drill now

[remote wyvern]

🤝

[open owl]

Full time. Saint-Etienne wins.

[trail vortex]

Mayulu is on fire.

[deft hamlet]

Lee out 💔

Barcola in

Barcola looks like a baby

[trail vortex]

Real.

Without his beard.

[languid grail]

Tf is ramos doing

[robust adder]

WHAT A SAVE AGAIN

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD — Nuno Mendes (PSG)

[robust adder]

Wow chevalier is so good today

[remote wyvern]

Bro

It’s happening

[robust adder]

What

[trail vortex]

WHAT A SAVE AGAIN !

He's crazy today.

[trail vortex]

The redemption arc.

[hot socket]

Chevalier is proving himself for psg

[limber yoke]

So close man

[robust adder]

I just realised i didn’t announce the subs in today

JOAOAOAOA

JOAOAOOO

Sad for bradley

But JOAOOOO

This guy is a fucking gem bro

[limber yoke]

Wtf 😭😭

[trail vortex]

Another. Right ?

[remote wyvern]

Neves man

Is he even human

[loud ridge]

yesss

2-0

[robust adder]

So sad for bradley tho

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLLLLL

JOOOOAOOOOOOOOO

THE BEST

[remote wyvern]

@trail vortex you have been excused. Your account shall not be deleted whatever the result

[waxen palm]

NEVESSSSSSSSSS

[deft hamlet]

NEVESSS

[limber yoke]

Thought it was an owngoal at first

[trail vortex]

GOAL — PSG [2] - 0 HAC
JOYAU NEVES !

[deft hamlet]

Truly

[remote wyvern]

What happened

[limber yoke]

Another BCM

[trail vortex]

Thank you @remote wyvern .

[remote wyvern]

BCM ?

[limber yoke]

Big chance missed

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/joao-neves-1-2-3-neves-joao-joyau-gif-13713533473080336583

[rain furnace]

Fr

[remote wyvern]

Oooh

Well

Are we even shocked

[limber yoke]

😭

[rain furnace]

We are at the top of the table again

[trail vortex]

Shit.

I might be the most entertaining farmers league of all time.

YELLOW CARD — Ndjantou (PSG)

ANOTHER SAVE FROM CHEVALIER !

[limber yoke]

Ruiz and kvara on!!

[trail vortex]

Nvm it's the crossbar.

[final cedar]

Can we get one more goal

[trail vortex]

Kechta out, Doukoure on.

Kvara almost.

[remote wyvern]

It’s cooked

[robust adder]

BRADLEYYY

[remote wyvern]

Psg are French champions once again

[robust adder]

Missed chance

[robust adder]

BUT WHO CARES

HE SCORED

[limber yoke]

BARCOLAAAA

YESSSS

[robust adder]

What a pass bro

[loud ridge]

3-0

lets gooo

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLLLLLLL

BRADLEEEEEEEYYYYYY

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Maybe that beard was the problem to allat

😭😭😭

Kvara assist what a ball

[trail vortex]

GOAL — PSG [3] - 0 HAC
Barcola

[deft hamlet]

BARCOLAAAA

Finally!

[robust adder]

What a shot wow

What an action

Excellent buildup

From chevalier

FULL TIMEEEE

NO 1ST PLACE FOR OM

[rain furnace]

YYYYAAAYYY BARCOLAAA

[loud ridge]

FT 3-0

[rain furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/barcola-psg-barcola-gif-7082535499896420607

https://tenor.com/view/barcola-psg-bradley-barcola-barcola-psg-france-gif-17368156634547870535

[trail vortex]

FULL TIME — PSG 3 - 0 HAC

[waxen palm]

OW back to where they belong

[loud ridge]

table now:

[waxen palm]

Spurs next at the Parc

Must win game

[remote wyvern]

If you loose to spurs man

I swear if my team lost to a team like spurs I’d be crying like I lost a final

[waxen palm]

Super Cup final bro 2-0 down I thought it was over

[rigid garnet]

I promise you Tottenham have no chance

[waxen palm]

Team was effortless

[rigid garnet]

They actually suck

[waxen palm]

Well they had no pure training

So it didn't help

[remote wyvern]

Ngl psg had an excuse for it. We saw how physically weak they were in that final

[remote wyvern]

It’s spurs bro

[waxen palm]

Arsenal tommorow then us in 3 days gonna be fun lol

[waxen palm]

At least sm gets it!

[robust adder]

RATINGS

Chevalier 6.75/10 nice 1st half barely had anything to do 2nd half (had a good save tho)
WZE 5.5/10 pretty mid but its alright
Zabarnyi 5.75/10 was quite mid but had 1 good intervention
Beraldo 7/10 really really solid
Mendes 6/10 decent come back
Vitinha 6/10 vitinha being vitinha
Neves 6.5/10 very good match and avtuvity
Mayulu 5.5/10 very mid
Mbaye 5.25/10 better than usual but still mid
Ramos 5.25/10 same
Kang In Lee 6.5/10 korean messi

SUBS

Bradley 6/10 nice sub+ goal to gain back confidence
Hernandez 5.25/10 mid
Fabian 5.5/10 decent sub
Ndjantou 6/10 nice sub
Kvara 6/10 nice sub aswell+ great assist

Good match after itl break we got a big match on wednesday

[waxen palm]

[remote wyvern]

🤝

[remote wyvern]

Your ratings bro 😭 A 7 equals like a 10 on sofa score lol

[robust adder]

My ratings are harsh thats why

[remote wyvern]

True

[robust adder]

I don’t think im going to give a 10 at some point😭😭

Above 6 is good tbf and anything above 5.25 is atleast half decent

[robust adder]

I see alot of people saying beraldo was ass today bro did we watch the same match😭

[remote wyvern]

Chevalier suddenly becoming prime Neuer when he sees a Moroccan 🤔

[robust adder]

🤣🤣🤣

[weak viper]

he gave away a goal to aguerd tho

[robust adder]

La liga saying this😭😭

[jagged rapids]

La liga has low blocks that are so hard to score

[weak viper]

watch any reims game vs any big team last season

[ionic veldt]

Fr

C'est quoi l'intérêt de jouer le bus à domicile sah

Genre getafe

Des gens kiffent genre

[remote wyvern]

That’s proof you don’t know ligue 1 😭💔

[weak viper]

ils veulent gagner des points important pour le maintien

certes c'est nul mais ils ont le droit de faire ça leur but n'est pas de se faire trouer le cul par les grosses équipes

[ionic veldt]

Vrai

[snow nacelle]

Looks like a night of redemption

[vivid quartz]

5th place 😍😍

and only 2 losses

[robust adder]

1-0 Auxerre

Thats not a foul i think

[open owl]

😂😂

[frigid acorn]

Lmao

1-0

[trail vortex]

LMAO — AJA [1] - 0 OL

[robust adder]

Shoulder in the back

Thats not a big foul but theres indeed a foul

[trail vortex]

Maybe it's cancelled.

[open owl]

Disallowed

[frigid acorn]

L

[trail vortex]

CANCELLED — AJA [0] - 0 OL

[robust adder]

Sékou Mara at his finest

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD — Merah (OL)

[robust adder]

PEN

Bro there isnt anything😭

[frigid acorn]

Pen

[trail vortex]

PENALTY !

[frigid acorn]

wtf

[robust adder]

Ridiculous pen

[frigid acorn]

😂😂

[trail vortex]

El Divo.

[robust adder]

There is a small contact

RIDICULOUS pen

[frigid acorn]

Pen given

[robust adder]

What a save from greif

[frigid acorn]

SAVED

[open owl]

Deserved

[trail vortex]

Incredible save.

[frigid acorn]

Barely any contact

[robust adder]

Bro

Lassine Sinayoko

[frigid acorn]

💀

[robust adder]

Matondo💀

[trail vortex]

OMG !

WHY IS IT STILL 0-0 ??

So many defensive mistakes for Lyon, Auxerre is literally dominating rn.

What a shot from Tessmann, almost.

[open owl]

Sinayoko keeps slipping and falling lmfao

[trail vortex]

HALF TIME — AJA 0 - 0 OL

[trail vortex]

Corner for Lyon.

Almost Tolisso.

Lyon is starting to dominate.

They can finally defend.

[open owl]

Greif ballon d'or I think

Na that's crazy

[robust adder]

Match is so boring bro

[frigid acorn]

Yellow

AMN

3 minutes added

[robust adder]

0-0 FT

This is the worst ligue 1 match ive seen in ages

[frigid acorn]

Dead game

[robust adder]

How did we almost draw to lyon bro

[trail vortex]

FULL TIME — AJA 0 - 0 OL
The worst Ligue 1 match of the season so far.

[robust adder]

Never seen a match with such low attacking threat from both sides

Sinayoko is ass

Mara is ass

Satriano is horrible

Moreira can’t put 1 cross on target

Karabec is left foot dependant

Tolisso is ass

Bro why did i waste 90m of my life for this😭

[sterile fractal]

Adil Hamdani (2009) did more in 5 mins than Satriano in 95 mins

Greif a fait le match de sa vie

[trail vortex]

MULTIPLEX

Pending matches :

FC Nantes v FC Lorient
Toulouse FC v Angers SCO
Stade Brestois 29 v FC Metz (B)

Lineups :

[sterile fractal]

Sans lui c'est 3-0 pour Auxerre ce soir

[trail vortex]

Reel.

[remote wyvern]

Nan

Aujourd’hui c pl

[trail vortex]

Fuck the Premier League.

[remote wyvern]

Nah

I can’t miss Arsenal

North London derby

Come on man

[trail vortex]

I'm not watching.

[remote wyvern]

You are

But in secret

Dw I won’t tell anyone

[sterile fractal]

Nobody here watch EPL

[remote wyvern]

yes

WE

[sterile fractal]

When you watch Ligue 1, impossible to see EPL the same way

[remote wyvern]

are

[remote wyvern]

WE as in @sterile fractal @trail vortex and me

[sterile fractal]

Ligue 1 is a much superior league

[remote wyvern]

Bro

It’s the north London derby

And I’m not hate watching Lille today either

[open owl]

Brest goal already

Horrible mistake by Fischer

[trail vortex]

GOAL — SB29 [1] - 0 FCM

[trail vortex]

How did you know ?!

GOAL — SB29 1 - [1] FCM

[remote wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/diggs-stefon-stefon-diggs-him-i'm-him-gif-5644142888160454621

[open owl]

Metz equalizeeee

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Toulouse FC 0 - [1] Angers SCO

[trail vortex]

GOAL — FC Nantes 0 - [1] FC Lorient

[trail vortex]

GOAL — SB29 [2] - 1 Metz

[trail vortex]

GOAL — SB29 2 - [2] Metz

[open owl]

METZ WHAT

LOL 2 shots 2 goals

[sterile fractal]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adil_Hamdani

New Cherki regen

[open owl]

Brest pen at the 90+5!!!!

[spring horizon]

Missed LOL

do Metz just have an academy in Georgia

[open owl]

SAVEDDDD

[spring horizon]

They spawned another one in

[trail vortex]

FULL TIME — Toulouse FC 0 - 1 Angers SCO

GOAL — Nantes [1] - 1 Lorient

[open owl]

ANOTHER BREST PEN

ANOTHER ONE

[sterile fractal]

Angers is insane!

[open owl]

ANOTHER BREST PEN!!!!!!

DEL CASTILLLOOOOOO

GOAAALLLL

90+10

ONE MISSED PEN AT 90+5

AND THEN A SCORED PEN AT 90+10

[tawny goblet]

What a win

[open owl]

DEL CASTILLO HAD THE BALLS TO RETAKE IT AGAIN

[sterile fractal]

DEL CÂSTILLÔOOO

[trail vortex]

GOAL — SB29 [3] - 2 Metz

[tawny goblet]

Benoit bastien smiling somewhere

[open owl]

What a DUMB DUMB DUMB FOUL

THIS DOES NOT EXIST IN AMATEUR LEVELS

[trail vortex]

Wait, HE'S NOT SACKED ??

[open owl]

BRESTTT

[tawny goblet]

I thought that was your job 😒

[open owl]

HOW DID U MISSBTHAT

BALDÉ WTF

[trail vortex]

I hate j*bs.

That's why.

[tawny goblet]

🥀

What is the table now ligue un

You need to update your bio

[trail vortex]

FULL TIME — SB29 3 - 2 Metz

Brest takes le Baton de Bourbotte and 3 pts while ending Metz's impressive winstreak !

[trail vortex]

It's coming.

[tawny goblet]

Oui oui mademoiselle

Merci boku

[trail vortex]

And my bio is pointless.

[weak viper]

alpha touré is actually stupid

[tawny goblet]

I always look at your bio for the table

[weak viper]

how can you do this in ligue 1 while you are drawing

[tawny goblet]

Its ok take your time

[trail vortex]

ok.

The table will be here at midnight hopefully.

[ionic veldt]

Metz lost the baton de bourbotte?

[robust adder]

Brest won over them so yes

[violet dragon]

We winning btw (Paris fc)

Kebbal masterclass incoming

[remote wyvern]

I’m rooting for yall

[violet dragon]

Thanks

[remote wyvern]

But I can’t miss out on the Milan derby

[violet dragon]

Its alright

[median topaz]

You support Paris fc?

[violet dragon]

Yes

Trust we will sign good players this upcoming break

Is just we don't have pull

We do have the money tho

[violet dragon]

GOALLLL

[trail vortex]

GOAL — LOSC 0 - [1] PFC

[violet dragon]

Willem goal

🔥

[lyric wasp]

K we are ACTUALLY shit

Gourvennec level

[violet dragon]

?

[lyric wasp]

losing at least 1 game per week

[violet dragon]

What club gang

[lyric wasp]

lille

[violet dragon]

Ah

[violet dragon]

Dw man im a Paris fc fan

Have been there too

[lyric wasp]

true

[violet dragon]

Psg owner is at the Milan game

AH

1-1

[trail vortex]

GOAL — LOSC [1] - 1 PFC

[violet dragon]

Ht

[lyric wasp]

Sahraoui ✨

[violet dragon]

Defense must wake up

[lyric wasp]

GOOOALLZLZOZOAOAOZZOOO

[trail vortex]

GOAL — LOSC [2] - 1 PFC

[lyric wasp]

RHAHAAAA

UCL PROJECT

[violet dragon]

Man

Sigh

😔

Ill stay loyal and watch the whole match

3-1..

Yay

[trail vortex]

GOAL — LOSC [3] - 1 PFC

[violet dragon]

3-2

[trail vortex]

GOAL — LOSC 3 - [2] PFC

[languid grail]

Try not to defend challenge

[violet dragon]

Lohann Doucet

Please

A draw

2 pens bro

Cmon

Reff

That was not a pen

4-2

Atleast we tried i guess

[trail vortex]

GOAL — LOSC [4] - 2 PFC

[lyric wasp]

Broholm scored omfg?1?!

[violet dragon]

Ft

Yeah man games gone

[trail vortex]

FULL TIME — LOSC 4 - 2 PFC

Lille secured their 3 pts and gets the 4th place meanwhile Paris FC is still in mid table.

[lyric wasp]

Sahraoui is goatef

[trail vortex]

MVP — Olivier Giroud (LOSC) [75.75%]

• 2 goals
• 4 shots
• 76% successful passes

RATING — [13.7/20]

[lyric wasp]

13.7 mvp 😭

[trail vortex]

The match itself.

Not Giroud.

RESULTS MATCHDAY 13

OGC Nice 1 - 5 Olympique de Marseille
RC Lens 1 - 0 RC Strasbourg
Stade Rennais 4 - 1 AS Monaco
PSG 3 - 0 Le Havre AC
AJ Auxerre 0 - 0 Olympique Lyonnais
(BB) Brest 3 - 2 FC Metz
FC Nantes 1 - 1 FC Lorient
Toulouse FC 0 - 1 Angers SCO
Lille OSC 4 - 2 Paris FC

STANDINGS

1. PSG (30)
2. Olympique de Marseille (28)
3. RC Lens (28)
4. Lille OSC (23)
5. RC Strasbourg (22)
6. Stade Rennais (21)
7. Olympique Lyonnais (21)
8. AS Monaco (20)
9. OGC Nice (17)
10. Toulouse FC (16)
11. Angers SCO (16)
12. Paris FC (14)
13. Le Havre AC (14)
14. (BB) Stade Brestois 29 (13)
15. FC Nantes (11)
16. FC Lorient (11)
17. FC Metz (11)
18. AJ Auxerre (8)

MOTM MATCHDAY 13

• Mason Greenwood (49.15%)
• Matthieu Udol (36.38%)
• Mahdi Camara (57.63%)
• Nuno Mendes (45.63%)
• Dominik Greif (68.30%)
• Pathé Mboup (43.90%)
• Bamo Meite (42.13%)
• Hervé Koffi (78.11%)
• Olivier Giroud (75.75%)
  HM : Awaziem, equalized and saved Nantes in the last minutes after scoring an own goal.

TOP SCORERS

1. Mason Greenwood (10)
2. Joaquim Panichelli (9)
3. Esteban Lepaul (8)

MOST ASSISTS

1. Vitinha (5)
2. Adrien Thomasson (5)
3. Ilan Kebbal (4)

[lyric wasp]

Deserves better

[open owl]

https://x.com/anishollywood/status/1992638322032906700?s=46

Anis Hollywood CHAMPION D’EUROPE (@AnisHollywood)

Où sont passés les titres de champions de l’OM ?
Disparus des radars depuis 15 ans ?
#TeamPSG

X · Nov 23, 2025, 4:56 PM

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-wtf-what-the-fuck-what-the-hell-what-gif-5922332

[fallen ledge]

Monaco avait pas gagné en 2017 ?

[open owl]

Bah nous aussi en 2012

Et Lille en 2021

[fallen ledge]

Par contre OM

Force a eux

depuis 15 ans frére 15

[lyric wasp]

Le psg a gagné la ligue 1 en 1968 vous oubliez de le préciser encore

[open owl]

C'est bien on les vanne ! 🥰

[open owl]

https://x.com/l2actu_/status/1992695553285841079?s=46

I read the entire article and it almost made me vomit

Actu Ligue 2 (@L2Actu_)

"𝐈𝐥 𝐯𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐢𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐧 𝐣𝐚𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫" 💰

Laurent Nicollin prévient avant le mercato hivernal "pour équilibrer le budget". 💸

"Il y aura aussi des arrivées", assure-t-il. 🧡💙

(@Midilibre)

X · Nov 23, 2025, 8:43 PM

I'm so grateful for this man and his father but please SHUT THE FUCK UP, thru the entire article he keeps saying "we have no money, we have no choice but to sell, we need investors, our objective is to stay in Ligue 2 and in a few years try and promote to Ligue 1"

ONE DAY before the most important match of the season so far

Most important away match of the season perhaps

[weak viper]

Using a meteo foot image as well he's so stupid

[sterile fractal]

Le banc de Lyon hier soir😭

Sulc est en plus blessé

[violet dragon]

Sigh

[weak viper]

https://x.com/Camclaret1Calum/status/1992906225265308062 lmaoo

Calum Campbell (@Camclaret1Calum)

Newcastle fans, highly recommend the Quartier Nord, Felix Pyat and La Cayolle as part of your visit this week.

You will be made to feel most welcome by the locals. Enjoy your stay 👋

X · Nov 24, 2025, 10:40 AM

[open owl]

MATCHHHDDDAAAAYYYYY!!!

The most important Montpellier match so far! Whoever wins this match will 100% be in 4th place.

ALEXANDRE MENDY BRACE DAY!
NO OFFSIDE DAY (PLEASE)!
TITLE RACE DAY!
NO INJURIES DAY!
KEEP THE STREAK GOIND DAY!

Ladies & gentlemen, the most awaited game of football of all time, Stade de Reims - Montpellier Hérault Sport Club starts in exactly 1 hour & 22 minutes!

ALLEZ PAILLADEEEE!!! 🔥🔥🔥

A draw is enough for Montpellier to keep its 4th place.

A loss means we go down to 6th, 3 points from 9th...

And I'd take a draw any day of the week

As for prematch prediction, I'd say 1-0 for Reims at HT, we will equalize at the 55th and then Reims scores at the 70th minute, fulltime 2-1 loss.

[open owl]

🚨 TEDDY TEUMA WILL NOT BE STARTING FOR REIMS! 🚨

WOW WTF?

[trail vortex]

OFFICIAL

Reims vs Montpellier lineups are out !

[open owl]

WTF?

Why is Auguste Delaune EMPTY for such an important match?

[trail vortex]

Great question.

I don't know.

[open owl]

KICKOFF! ALLEZ PAILLADE!!!!!

PLEASE I BEG YOU!

[trail vortex]

The PSG kickoff glitch.

[open owl]

Haven't been this excited for a match for some time

Already a corner conceded fuck my life

This looks like the Angers - MHSC match from last season

Becir saves us and we concede from the first corner

[twilit lichen]

hi, I'm not often here, but:

1. whos leading
2. wheres monaco

[open owl]

Tchato stop pls

NOOOOOO

Pallois saves Reims from a goal :((

[twilit lichen]

cup?

[trail vortex]

Everyone is slipping.

[twilit lichen]

hi ligue un

[trail vortex]

1. PSG
2. They sit at the 8th spot

[twilit lichen]

[open owl]

We're holding strong strong possession

[open owl]

Ligue 2

[twilit lichen]

reims in ligue deux how

[open owl]

Le Havre sent them to Ligue 2 in the final matchday

[twilit lichen]

wow

tragic

[open owl]

TCHATO YOU FUCKING WHORE

TCHATO

HOW THE FUCK

OMFG

[twilit lichen]

Krychowiak played in reims

[open owl]

OMFGGG

OMFGGGGGG

NO FUCKING WAY

NO FUCKING WAY

NO N

NO NO NO NO

TCHATOOO!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

[trail vortex]

Why did he hesitate...

[open owl]

WHAT THE FUXK!!!!

[twilit lichen]

I think someone missed a pen...

[trail vortex]

No.

[open owl]

TCHATO MISSED THIS

I WISH HE MISSED A PEN

[twilit lichen]

[open owl]

Goal Reims. 1-0.

Fucking fuck you

[trail vortex]

GOAL — SDR [1] - 0 MHSC

[open owl]

You fucking piece of shit

Go fuck yourself

[trail vortex]

I did not see that coming.

[open owl]

Deflected by Becir

[twilit lichen]

not nice 🙁

[trail vortex]

I HATE NICE !

[twilit lichen]

same

[trail vortex]

We are friends now.

[twilit lichen]

bet

[trail vortex]

Tia.

[open owl]

Fucking fuck Tchato

I have never been this mad at a player I think

He is CONSISTENTLY shit

He CONSISTENTLY costs us matches

EVERY week

EVERY FUCKING WEEK

But who the fuck do we have?

Who do we have?

[trail vortex]

Savanier.

Pays.

[open owl]

He makes me miss Falaye Sacko this fucking dumbass

[trail vortex]

Omeragic.

Ngapandouetnbu.

Everson JR.

[open owl]

Come on guys we're still in control

What a gag goal

What a gag miss

[trail vortex]

I can't believe I've said his name correctly.

[open owl]

SAVANIER CLOSE

Come on we're good at setpieces

Corner

Tchato misses again.

Mbuku so close

God we're def equalizing

Having a striker that turns his back to the goal is so stressful bruh

Cus you lose the ball & it's over

High pressure from us

[trail vortex]

I smell a goal.

Unless SDR park the bus.

[open owl]

60% possession for us

0 shots for Reims except the deflection from Becir

Tchato saves us.

Mendy is wearing Timberlands for fucking sure

MBUKU WHAT A CROSSSS

OH NOOO

MENDY ALMOST SCORED

HE WAS 1 MILLISECOND TOO LATE

Yeah we are equalizing

This is our best first half since the beginning of the season

And yet we're trailing

MENDY IS REMINDING ME OF AKOR ADAMS

ALWAYS OFFSIDE AND WITH TIMBERLAND BOOTS

WE ARE ABSOLUTELY EATING THE MIDFIELD BUT WE CANNOT SCORE MAN

We're actually freekick merchants man

Reims almost scored again ffs football is actually gonna bring the end of me

THATS A FUXKING PEN

OMFG

OMFGGG

REF

[trail vortex]

No pen.

[open owl]

REFFFF

REFFFFF

WHAT THE FUCK

MENDY I WILL DROPKICK YOUR ASS

MENDY

https://tenor.com/view/kickers-caught-gif-7775692

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD — Savanier

[open owl]

For what? Argument?

[trail vortex]

Idk

It should be a pen.

FAT REF !

[open owl]

Simon saves us

+1'

HT.

[trail vortex]

HALF TIME — SDR 1 - 0 MHSC

[open owl]

We NEED to see something else in this second half.

I feel a remontada guys

No joke

No subs at HT.

[trail vortex]

The Ligue 2 referees are worse than I expected.

[open owl]

Kickoff, ALLEZ PAILLADE ALLEZ !!!

[open owl]

It's worse without var lol trust me

[trail vortex]

I think I'mma add VAR in this league.

[open owl]

Reims parking the bus man

Dude fuck Reims

I'm glad they got relegated

Shit team

Always parks the bus, Ligue 1, Ligue 2

I hope we come back, they deserve nothing

FINALLY FIRST FOUL WHISTLED FOR MENDY

WOOOOO

YAYYYY

GG AURELIEN PETIT

PETIT CON

[trail vortex]

Bruh what did he do 😭

[open owl]

He missed a pen? Gave 2 yellows for Montpellier in 3 fouls meanwhile 9 fouls for Reims and 0 yellows?

WHERE IS KHALIL FAYAD

https://tenor.com/view/where-is-he-johnny-lawrence-william-zabka-cobra-kai-i-am-looking-for-him-gif-19956257

LAPORTEEEEEE

LAPORTEEEE

THIS IS THE CLEANEST GOAL LINE CLEARANCE I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE

REIMS HITS THE POST NEXT

OH MY GODDDD

DEFLECTED

[trail vortex]

OH !

[open owl]

COME ON

[trail vortex]

THIS IS PEAK !

[open owl]

MHSC

MHSCC

Shit pass

[trail vortex]

Peak goal like clearance from Laporte

I am making dreams of it

[open owl]

I'm gonna cry man

[trail vortex]

It's ok, you sit at the 5th spot.

That's alright.

[open owl]

Not ok we HAVE to equalize we cannot let Reims get points from us

I'm mad at Reims gaining points

Not us dropping points

[trail vortex]

Reims is 4th btw.

With this win.

[open owl]

My equalizer did not come at the 55th...

[trail vortex]

This is bad.

You usually predict really well.

But now...

YOU DID A MISTAKE !

[open owl]

It's ok maybe it'll come later

FAYAD

YES FAYAD

YES MY BABY

COME ON INSTEAD OF EVERSON PLS

Instead of Mbuku ???

Zoumana what are u cooking

Oh instead of Chennahi

Sishuba does not convince me man

[trail vortex]

SDR substitutions :

• Tia out, Zabi in

[open owl]

PALLOIS IS SO GOOD MAN FFS

NOOOOO

OH MY GODDD

OH MY GODD

WHAT A SHOT PAYS

OMFGGG

JAOUEN SAVES REIMS

NOOOOO

SO FUCKING CLOSE OMG

Laporte injured?

He's injured.

Laporte off for El Hannach...

[trail vortex]

He was a beast.

[open owl]

MENDYYYY

I SWEAR IM GONNA CRY

I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA CRY

MY EYES ARE TEARING UP

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?

WHY ARE WE GOING THRU THIS

THIS IS A MATCH WE SHOULD BE WINNING 5-1

[trail vortex]

Something isn't going well for Simon.

[open owl]

This ref this ref this ref THIS REF

I CAN't Tkenit

IM DELUSIONAL BUT I STILL THINK WERE WINNING

TCHATO AGAIN

TCHATO

PH MY GODDDDD

THIS IS THE MOST HEARTBREAKING MHSC MATCH

I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

I SWEAR U SHOULD BE UP 6-1

I SWEAR TO GOD

[trail vortex]

BRO !

It feels like watching PSG v Dortmund back in 2024.

[open owl]

Becir don't shoot dude

[open owl]

Yeah

I agree

Mendy finally off I think, it's tough because he should have gotten a penalty but his overall match is very poor

Orakpo on soon

Oh no...

Oh no

Teuma on...

Oh god no...

[trail vortex]

SDR substitutions :
Grane out, Bassette in

[open owl]

Oh no please

[trail vortex]

Salama out, Bojang in

[open owl]

Teuma is the only player along with Lacazette that ALWAYS scores against us

ALWAYS

[trail vortex]

I don't think he will score today.

[open owl]

He will

[trail vortex]

Montpellier seems to dominate a lot.

[open owl]

It will end 2-0

[open owl]

I wonder what our xG is

[trail vortex]

Let me check real quick.

I can't find the xG 💀

[open owl]

Lol another yellow for Montpellier

FUCKING RIDICULOUS referee

Bassette?

Chill out?

What type of scissors kick is this

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD— El Hannach

[open owl]

I'll take a draw any day of the week

Every day

[trail vortex]

LOL !

Bro is not Cristiano Ronaldo.

[open owl]

EVERSON

WTF

NOT IN FRONT OF TEUMA

LET GO OF THE BALL SISHUBA

LET GOOOOOO

OH MY FUCKING

[trail vortex]

I noticed everyone is slipping today.

[open owl]

.

Not whistled as pen

[trail vortex]

That's it.

My first priority now is to put VAR in Ligue 2.

I won't sack Benoit Bastien.

[open owl]

"Aux armes" at Auguste Delaune

Ok

[trail vortex]

Nutmeg.

[open owl]

Lol

"On va en Ligue 1" chants?

Seriously?

This is the first match they've won in the last 4 matches at home

Bassette such a kid

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD — Bassette

I can see why he's a substitute.

[open owl]

Mendy I'm losing my patience I swear

Orakpo on for Savanier

[trail vortex]

"On va en Ligue 1" they are parking the bus against Montpellier.

[open owl]

Parking the bus against us is what sent them to Ligue 2 btw

They're the only team last season to give us a cleansheet

And they missed out on survival by 1 pt

We're entering the 90th minute of the game.

Sishuba injured we might finish the game off with 10 players

[trail vortex]

It's like getting a red card for playing football against a school bus.

[open owl]

+6'

[trail vortex]

I like Reims but what they are doing rn is just shit.

[open owl]

Norman Bassette is getting on my nerves

Hannach frustrated with our attackers

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD — Teuma

[open owl]

Goal Reims. 2-0.

Becir loses the ball.

Goodnight guys

Fuck Reims

[trail vortex]

GOAL — SDR [2] - 0 MHSC

This not deserved.

I can see why Simon didn't even try

This team is horrible...

FULL TIME — SDR 2 - 0 MHSC

MVP — Martial Tia (42.86%)

• 1 goal
• 11 won duels
• 1 center

MATCH RATING — [12.9/20]

[open owl]

Montpellier has lost its 4th place with the defeat AND 5th place with the second goal.

We're 6th, 3 points from 9th place.

Is this how PSG & OM feel when they play against Angers & Reims? @weak viper @robust adder

[trail vortex]

RESULTS MATCHDAY 15

Boulogne 3 - 1 Grenoble
FC Annecy 1 - 0 SC Bastia
Laval MFC 0 - 1 Troyes
Pau FC 1 - 2 Le Mans FC
Rodez AF 1 - 1 Dunkerque
Amiens SC 1 - 2 EA Guingamp
Red Star 2 - 2 Clermont
ASSE 2 - 1 Nancy
Reims 2 - 0 Montpellier

STANDINGS

1. Troyes (31)
2. ASSE (29)
3. Red Star FC (28)
4. Stade de Reims (25)
5. Le Mans FC (24)
6. Montpellier (24)
7. EA Guingamp (23)
8. Pau FC (23)
9. Dunkerque (21)
10. FC Annecy (19)
11. Clermont (18)
12. Grenoble (17)
13. Rodez AF (17)
14. Amiens SC (15)
15. Boulogne (15)
16. Nancy (15)
17. Laval MFC (12)
18. SC Bastia (7)

MOTM MATCHDAY 15

• Corentin Fatou (75%)
• François Lajugie (57.14%)
• Adrien Monfray (12.5%)
• Lucas Buades (66.67%)
• Vincent Sasso (50%)
• Louis Mafouta (80%)
• Abdoul-Kader Bamba (100%)
• Irvin Cardona (25%)
• Martial Tia (42.86%)

TOP SCORERS

1. Damien Durand (8)
2. Tawfik Bentayeb (8)
3. Louis Mafouta (7)

MOST ASSISTS

1. Augustine Boakye (5)
2. Amine Hemia (5)
3. Gessime Yassine (4)

[robust adder]

Exactly

If youre talking about them parking the bus

[median topaz]

@weak viper do u think paixao will score vs Newcastle?

[weak viper]

Hopefully

[robust adder]

Paixao is acc good tbf

[weak viper]

Angers didn't park the bus for once this season

[robust adder]

Yes they did😭

Against us

See how differently they played against us thand against you

[open owl]

It's a horrible feeling

I feel sorry for you guys

Because when you dominate and dominate and dominate for 90+ minutes

Shot after shot after shot after shot

You tell yourself "we're definitely equalizing in the next 10 mins"

But then you see 8 players in front of ur midfielder

[robust adder]

MY STARBOY IS BACK

[open owl]

The only teams not to score during this matchday are Bastia (last place), Laval (second to last place), and Montpellier. 🫠

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1993246609191453026

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel)

📋 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 ⚔️

Voici les 2️⃣1️⃣ Olympiens choisis par 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗲 𝗭𝗲𝗿𝗯𝗶 🇮🇹 pour ce 5ème match de @ChampionsLeague ⭐️

X · Nov 25, 2025, 9:13 AM

[midnight sapphire]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[trail vortex]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS

Franck Haise isn't being appreciated by his players who estimate that the coach's criticism of his players and his attitude during press conferences is too harsh — "He lost half of the changing rooms with its com" confides a player's close friend 🥶

I feel like he's gonna get sacked, I hope so !

[robust adder]

English team ?
Fourth kit 1st match ?
At the Parc?
And its prob raining or snowing ?

Thats smth ive already saw before

[weak viper]

OM U19 WON THEIR FIRST GAME AGAINST NEWCASTLE 2-0

Now it's the pros' turn to win

[snow nacelle]

Why can't I reply with aaaAAAHHHHHH

Is it... expected to snow?

[snow nacelle]

I love this SO MUCH

[snow nacelle]

Those were such tough times. Feels so distant now 🥹

[weak viper]

https://x.com/MassiliaZone/status/1993359512636445029 ??????

Massilia Zone (@MassiliaZone)

❗️Bakola devrait jouer au poste de milieu offensif.

Il aurait derrière lui Hojbjerg et Vermeeren pour assurer le double pivot.

[🥇 @lequipe]

X · Nov 25, 2025, 4:41 PM

Wtf

Bakola starting?

[trail vortex]

OFFICIAL

Bastia vs Laval lineups are out for the matchday 11 of Ligue 2 BKT !

[weak viper]

https://x.com/karimattab1/status/1993391584092770592

Karim Attab (@karimattab1)

#OMNUFC le onze de l’OM pour affronter @NUFC

Rulli - Weah Pavard Balerdi (cap) Emerson - Hojbjerg Vermeeren Bakola - Greenwood Aubameyang Paixão

@OM_Officiel #TeamOM @maritimamedias

X · Nov 25, 2025, 6:49 PM

[remote wyvern]

He might be cooking something

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Bastia 0 - [1] Laval

[weak viper]

KICKOFF

[ionic veldt]

Balerdi commence pas

[ionic veldt]

Relegated

Bon.

[maiden relic]

Tifos absolument sublime

[ionic veldt]

Ya hors jeu j'espère

[ionic veldt]

Nique sa mère

[waxen palm]

Already bruh

[ionic veldt]

Ils veulent pas jouer long hein

Ils ont pas compris

[trail vortex]

MARSEILLE SUCKS !

[keen arrow]

Nice isn’t any better

Believe me

[trail vortex]

Real.

[ionic veldt]

Real

Oui coco

Corner

[frigid acorn]

Fuck

I don’t like Newcastle lol

[ionic veldt]

Les relances aléatoires ...

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Bastia 0 - [2] Laval

[ionic veldt]

Bastia is relegated this szn

[lyric wasp]

Jpp le plongeon

Aberrant

[trail vortex]

He shouldn't even start.

[rain furnace]

Marseille are ass burh

[robust adder]

Alors comment cela se passe les marseillais

[trail vortex]

They are down 1-0.

Barnes goal.

The defence was shit.

[robust adder]

Is RDZ playing a 3 back

[ionic veldt]

FILS DE PUTE D'ARBITRE

DINGUERIE

[robust adder]

Isnt Bakola a 8 or 6

[trail vortex]

Based on my memory, he's 6, but I'm not sure.

[ionic veldt]

Rulli is down.

[trail vortex]

...

[ionic veldt]

Okay it's good

[trail vortex]

Oh ok.

[ionic veldt]

Avec un bandage sur la tête.

[weak viper]

Surprisingly enough Bakola is our best player on the pitch rn

[trail vortex]

FULL TIME — Bastia 0 - 2 Laval

[ionic veldt]

And balerdi is playing good

We really miss medina.

[weak viper]

Deserved rating

[trail vortex]

Real.

[ionic veldt]

Wth

[trail vortex]

So many missed chances.

He should've scored a brace.

[ionic veldt]

I believe in Marseille for the second half

[trail vortex]

I honestly don't.

It's over.

[weak viper]

Second half started

[ionic veldt]

YESSS

AUBAMEUUUH

WHERE IS THE 3.2 NOTE???

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLLLL

[ionic veldt]

LETS GET IT

[weak viper]

AUBAAAAAA

[ionic veldt]

WHERE IS NICK POPE???

Bro thinks he is neuer

[waxen palm]

AUBAAAAAAAAAA

[ionic veldt]

Enfin

[waxen palm]

🇬🇦🇬🇦🇬🇦

[ionic veldt]

Ballon d'or africain

[frigid acorn]

AUBAAA

https://tenor.com/view/dance-celebration-arsenal-manchester-united-partey-gif-19031291

[ionic veldt]

LETS GOOOO

DOUBLÉEE

AUBAMEYANG

[weak viper]

GOOOOALLLLLL

AUBAAA1AAA1

IM SORRY AUBA

BAKOLA AND WEAH ASSISTS

[waxen palm]

AUBA LE GOATTTTTTTT

PERSONNE TE CALCULES

[ionic veldt]

HIJBERG

[frigid acorn]

YESSS

[ionic veldt]

HOJBERG

[frigid acorn]

AUBA my man