ligue-1

[snow nacelle]

WHOOHOOO

IT IS FOR YOU THAT HE SCORED

YOU AND ONLY YOU

[open owl]

WHAT A FUCKING SHOT SAVANIER

[maiden relic]

Ouf

Jolie frappe

[open owl]

It was on target too

[maiden relic]

Montpellier va gagner obligé

[open owl]

HT

Il y en a un qui s'est VRAIMENT ENDORMI !

[night tulip]

Shoutout to the annoying PSG fan from a couple days ago

[open owl]

GOALLALALALA

GOAAALALLALA

FAYAAAADDDD

AND JUST LIKE THAT

MONTPELLIER IS IN FRONT!!!!!

AND MONTPELLIER IS

YES

TOP 5!!!!

[snow nacelle]

THE UNIVERSE IS BACK IN ORDER AGAIN

(Also after psg regains position later)

[lyric wasp]

Dw rodez is coming for you

[open owl]

GOAOOAOAOALLLL

NICOOOOO

PAAAAYYYSSSS

[robust adder]

He couldve smashed it way earlier

How did he get past all those defenders ?

[open owl]

BECAUSE HE IS ALEXANDRE MENDY

[snow nacelle]

AAHHHHH!!!

You're going to score 7 like us!!

[robust adder]

I feel a Doue hat trick today

Even if he doesnt start

[snow nacelle]

Hanging around montpellier fan makes us all delusional

[snow nacelle]

This makes me think of the neves hat trick and I miss him

[river iron]

Yo if there is anyone here who scores a lot of goals as a striker and can give me advice on scoring as a striker that's fast and is a pressing forward. DM me

[snow nacelle]

Actually on second thought i think barcola hat trick is possible too

No.

[robust adder]

Amiens goal

[snow nacelle]

Actually I'm feeling a lee and mayulu and vitinha and hakimi goal

[robust adder]

He dribbled the whole defence ???😭 what is this

[open owl]

GOAAALLLLL

AND ANOTHERRRR

THIS TIME IT'S

NATHANAEELLLL

MBUUUKUUUUUU

MONTPELLIIIEEERR DEROUUUULLLEEEE

[snow nacelle]

OMG OMG!!!!

Mo must be sleeping soundly

[robust adder]

Montpellier offside fc

[open owl]

Tchato has tapped out, asking Camara to sub him off, Camara is FURIOUS because he used all 5 subs + all 3 stoppages

Tchato off out of pure tiredness, Montpellier will finish the game with 10 players

[robust adder]

Professional football player who can’t handle a ligue 2 match🔥

[open owl]

Fax 😭😭

[snow nacelle]

Congrats lovely result today 🥰

[open owl]

FUUUULLLLL TIIIIMMMMEEE

[snow nacelle]

I think hes not expected to start and I hope he doesnt play

[ebon elm]

mhsc with khazri are top of the league man, miss my goat

[trail vortex]

INFORMATION

Stadium : Stade Francis-Le-Blé (Brest)
Referee : Jérémie Pignard
TV Guide : Ligue1+, BeIN Sports 1

STADE BRESTOIS 29 STARTING XI

1 Majecki (GK)
2 Locko
44 Coulibaly
4 Junior Diaz
77 Lala
8 Magnetti
13 Chotard
99 Pathé Mboup
10 Del Castillo
7 Dina Ebimbe
19 Ajorque
(4-2-3-1)

PSG STARTING XI

30 Chevalier
21 Hernandez
51 Pacho
6 Zabarnyi
2 Hakimi
19 Lee Kang-in
17 Vitinha
33 Warren Zaïre-Emery
29 Barcola
24 Mayulu
7 Kvaratskhelia
(4-3-3)

[trail vortex]

gg.

[robust adder]

Interesting starting XI

[snow nacelle]

I think you'll have a lot of fun being a project manager in future

[trail vortex]

What is project manageur.

[robust adder]

We will do more rotation against Lorient and Nice

3 ligue 1 games in 1 week this is mad

+Bayern on nov 4

[snow nacelle]

You will make sure everything is running smoothly at work and everyone is doing their job

[trail vortex]

Destroy, humble, annihilate, nuke Nice.

[robust adder]

Can’t believe Nice beat us 3-1 at home last year

Ridiculous

[trail vortex]

Revenge, kill, assassinate Nice.

67-0.

[robust adder]

We will

[trail vortex]

Chevalier hattrick.

[robust adder]

We need to score alot in the 3 next games to gain alot of confidence for Bayern

[trail vortex]

But that's a j#b.

[robust adder]

I mean

[trail vortex]

I hate j#bs.

[robust adder]

We scored 7 against Leverkusen away

And we face Brest away Lorient away and Nice home

[snow nacelle]

We need to warm up everyone's legs to the perfect degree, just enough but not too tired

And warm up fabian and neves when they come back

[trail vortex]

Make sure your club does the most insulting, the most disrespectful, the most humiliating ultras your club has ever made.

To the point the LFP has to remove points.

[snow nacelle]

Oh wow

[robust adder]

When will Fabian and Neves be back bruh

Starting to get long

[snow nacelle]

I just noticed bayern plays leverkusen right before playing us!!!

That'll be so interesting to see how it goes

[robust adder]

They will humiliate them😭

[snow nacelle]

But theyre 0-0 against gladbach now whos down to 10 players

Idk whos playing though maybe rotation

[snow nacelle]

I think next game!! Cuz I saw an update saying enrique didnt want them to travel today to be safe. Sounds like theyre almost ready

[robust adder]

SB29 vs PSG ‼️

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF — SB29 v PSG

[robust adder]

Yellow card for this🤣

Jokes

This yellow card agenda against us needs to stop

[waxen palm]

Blud that won't stop don't you know this

Worse is we win over these situations 😂

[worthy widget]

live?

[trail vortex]

BeIN Sports, Ligue1+

[remote wyvern]

Mayulu presque

[robust adder]

Wtf was that tackle

Yellow for mboup

[remote wyvern]

Damn

He tripped

[robust adder]

Wtf why no freekick

[remote wyvern]

I think they played the advantage

[limber yoke]

hakimi bro dont get sent off for complaining 😭

[remote wyvern]

Francis Blé

C petit

Wesh ca fait 10 minutes il chante la même chose 😭

Enfin il change

[robust adder]

Achrafff

What a PASS

[limber yoke]

HAKIMIIII

[robust adder]

1-0 HAKIMIII

Vitinha is a gem

[limber yoke]

best midfielder itw

[waxen palm]

VITIIIIIIIII

[trail vortex]

GOAL — SB29 0 - [1] PSG
Hakimi

[waxen palm]

WHAT A CROSS VITI

[trail vortex]

Vitinha what the fuck.

[waxen palm]

Ice cold finish from my Moroccan boy

[limber yoke]

now brest finally cant just sit back and defend 🙏

let them open up and hit them on a counter

[trail vortex]

Vitinha has an aimbot.

Bro is cheating.

Del Castillo could've passed to the right instead of shooting.

[limber yoke]

yeah

dumb decision

weak shot too

psg 287 passes completed

brest 46

holy shit

[robust adder]

ACHRAFFF

ACHRAFFFP

[limber yoke]

WTFF

WHAT AGOAL LOOL

[robust adder]

OMG THIS GUY IS SO GOOD

KVARA OMG

WTF IS THIS

[waxen palm]

KAKSOSKEKEOEO

KVARA WHO TF IS YOU

[trail vortex]

GOAL — SB29 0 - [2] PSG
Hakimi

[remote wyvern]

Yeah it’s ending 6-0

[robust adder]

WHERE THE FUCK DID THESE GUYS COME FROM

[waxen palm]

Omggg dusted him 😭😭

[limber yoke]

holy shit man

hakimi i beg

get your hattrick

[trail vortex]

Hakimi brace.

[remote wyvern]

Bro it’s like they got 3 chants 😭💔

They sing the same fucking shit for 10 minutes

Like chill out

[robust adder]

Who

[remote wyvern]

Psg fans

[robust adder]

Oh

We’re not known to have alot of chants

BUT WHO CARES ?

[snow nacelle]

But i love it

[waxen palm]

Leem cook

[remote wyvern]

Ain’t this annoying bruh

Its lalalalalala

Lalalalala

[robust adder]

Absolutely not

[remote wyvern]

Lalalalala la la la la

Clap

Clap

[trail vortex]

Are they mocking Lala ?

[waxen palm]

That's what fans do bro

[median topaz]

Like some clubs have less chants

[remote wyvern]

Not for 10 minutes 😭

[waxen palm]

You want them to stay quiet the whole game

[remote wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599309266662195230/1430024118945976330/image0.gif

[snow nacelle]

I LOVE THE SOUND OF IT LA LA LA LA

[remote wyvern]

They got more chants than that

[waxen palm]

They will for all 90 mins 😂😂

[remote wyvern]

They never sing O ville lumière anymore

For example

[median topaz]

I hope ☝️

[robust adder]

HT

[limber yoke]

halftime

[waxen palm]

HT at Brest

[trail vortex]

HALF TIME — SB29 0 - 2 PSG

[waxen palm]

0-2

[median topaz]

It's better than being quiet whole game like city fans for example

[median topaz]

Nice

[trail vortex]

N-n- Nice ???

I HATE NICE!

[remote wyvern]

Vrai stade de district

[median topaz]

Shit i fell for that again😭

[robust adder]

HT Ratings

Chevalier NR/10 barely had to do anything
Hakimi 7/10 got a yellow for nothing+ brace where is this guy coming from😭
Zabarnyi 5.75/10 decent
Pacho 5.75/10 decent,almost lost the ball near our pen area and ajorque is a big guy to come against so
Hernandez 5.75/10 decent,plays simple and effective
Vitinha 7/10 assist, control the game like usual this guy is too good
Warren 6/10 quite solid
kang in lee 6/10 same as warren
Kvara 6.5/10 bad when he was on the right but instantly started to do incredibly good when he got on the left what an assist too
Mayulu 5.75/10 decent but missed an occasion to score
Barcola 5/10 worst parisian on the pitch i guess,barely did anything whole half

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF — SB29 0 - 2 PSG

[fast breach]

Hmm

[trail vortex]

INFORMATION

Stadium : Stade Louis-II (Monaco)
Referee : Guillaume Paradis
TV guide : Ligue1+

AS MONACO STARTING XI

16 Köhn (GK)
13 Christian Mawissa
22 Salisu
5 Kehrer
20 Kassoum Ouattara
28 Mamadou Coulibaly
10 Golovin
27 Diatta
31 Fati
18 Minamino
9 Balogun
(3-4-2-1)

TOULOUSE FC STARTING XI

1 Guillaume Restes (GK)
2 Nicolaisen
4 Cresswell
3 McKenzie
24 Dayann Méthalie
17 Francis
23 Casseres
15 Donnum
10 Gboho
20 Emersonn
9 Frank Magri
(3-4-3)

[trail vortex]

ok

[fast breach]

Do yoi do this to only
Ligue 1

[robust adder]

Handball

Should be a pen

[limber yoke]

noooo leeeee

[trail vortex]

Yes.

[robust adder]

Yes obvious pen

If he don’t say pen thats a robbery tho

How are they hesitating bruh😭

Thats an obvious handball😭

[limber yoke]

maybe checking offside beforehand idk

[waxen palm]

Ah

So ref?

[robust adder]

Why is the ref taking so long

Give the pen away 😭

[limber yoke]

dude what are they talking about

[trail vortex]

🐌

[limber yoke]

theyre just having smalltalk atp

[robust adder]

Obvious pen then yellow for lee than thats it why those lazy ass referees taking so long

[limber yoke]

hows the wife

hows the kids

[robust adder]

No pen ?

What the FUCK

[waxen palm]

BRO COME ON

[limber yoke]

NO PEN?

[trail vortex]

WHAT

[limber yoke]

wtf

[waxen palm]

WHAT

WDYM NO PEN

[robust adder]

This is an obvious pen bro what the hell is this🤣🤣🤣

[waxen palm]

WTF IS THIS LMAOOOOO

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[limber yoke]

not even getting an explanation or repla

y

[waxen palm]

They better have a good reason for this

[limber yoke]

yikes

now again waiting holy shit

[trail vortex]

NO PENALTY — SB29

[limber yoke]

wait what

it hit his head first

LOL nvm

not a pen

wait what

WHAT ARE THEY DOING MAN

[robust adder]

Yeah but

[limber yoke]

hes NOW checking it

????

[robust adder]

WHAT THE FUCK are they doing bruh

[trail vortex]

Wait what the fuck.

[robust adder]

GIVE THE FUCKING PEN AWAY AND THATS IT

[limber yoke]

not a pen then

[waxen palm]

Now they're checking it

Yo

[limber yoke]

came from his own body

[waxen palm]

Oh

Hit his face?

😂

[limber yoke]

yeah

dude this has to be the most incompetent referee team ever

[robust adder]

Ball hit his face but lets be real his hand shouldnt be here

[limber yoke]

are they interns or what

[waxen palm]

fire this ref after the match bro

even kids would do better

[limber yoke]

pen given??

[robust adder]

No pen then pen than no pen than pen

[waxen palm]

mhm

[limber yoke]

dude what is going on

[robust adder]

Dumbass ref

[trail vortex]

FINAL DECISION : PENALTY — SB29

[limber yoke]

it came off his own head though

[robust adder]

Deserved pen i guess

[waxen palm]

pen

[robust adder]

Incompetent refs

[waxen palm]

10 mins for that

[limber yoke]

watch him miss

[robust adder]

LMAOOO

BRO🤣🤣🤣

[limber yoke]

LMFOAAOA

GHAHAHJHA

[robust adder]

10m FOR THIS

[limber yoke]

WTFG

[trail vortex]

His name is Jérémie Pignard btw.

[limber yoke]

IM CRYING WTF

[waxen palm]

MISSEDD DDODKDKDODODL

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[limber yoke]

LOOOOOL

[robust adder]

FIRE THE GARDENERS NOW🤣🤣🤣

[trail vortex]

UDBFKFIFKEK

[waxen palm]

AHHAHHHHH I'M DYING

[trail vortex]

HAHAHA

[limber yoke]

LMFAOAOOAA

[snow nacelle]

HAHAHA I'm not even watching but this whole thing is hilarious

[limber yoke]

im fucking crying mabn omg wtf

[robust adder]

Indirect free kick

Oh no

Free kick for chevalier

Lb

Mb*

[trail vortex]

PENALTY MISSED RIDICULOUSLY — El Castillo

[robust adder]

10 minutes of bullshit for this🤣🤣🤣

[spice valley]

What a terrible penalty

[robust adder]

What the hell was that🤣🤣🤣

[spice valley]

One of the worst missed penalties I have ever seen in my life

[limber yoke]

funniest league itw

[trail vortex]

I agree.

I Am Funny !

[robust adder]

Worst ref ive seen in years

10m to give away the most obvious pen 😭

[limber yoke]

ngl i dont think it shouldve been given cuz it came off his own body part

then again unnatural position

either way nice pen

[robust adder]

Noooo

[limber yoke]

NOOO

UNLUCKY

mayulu 💔

oh

[robust adder]

How did pacho not put it in the net

[limber yoke]

dembouz on

hakimi no hattrick 💔

ohn vm

[robust adder]

Ballon Dor IN Kang in Lee OUT
Marqui IN Pacho OUT

[limber yoke]

i keep getting faked out

[robust adder]

First shot from dembouz

[limber yoke]

doue on

[robust adder]

Still not getting Barcola out when he did NOTHING the whole game💀

[limber yoke]

ngl lucas been having a nice game

[robust adder]

Kvara OUT Doue IN

[median topaz]

What a change

[median topaz]

Really?

Finally

[robust adder]

Barcola today :

[limber yoke]

did doue and dembouz bet on whoever can score from outside the box first

[robust adder]

Shooting and praying for it to go in😭

[limber yoke]

nice chance

dang

[robust adder]

Nice shot Bradley

[limber yoke]

..

at least he tried..

[robust adder]

Still running around doing nothing tho

[snow nacelle]

Just one game don't be mean 🥺

[robust adder]

Its all jokes

I love to slander our players

No dembouzzz

He needs to be more clinical

[waxen palm]

Leave him time

[robust adder]

Warren is having such a great match

[waxen palm]

He just got back

[trail vortex]

Actually make passes 🚫
Shoot outside the box ✅

[robust adder]

Yeah ikr

Noo dembele

[limber yoke]

..

[robust adder]

Ramos IN Mayulu OUT
Ndjantou IN Barcola OUT

[trail vortex]

Locko out, Guindo in.

[limber yoke]

time for the inevitable ramos goal

[median topaz]

Ndjantou

He reminds me of mayulu last szn tbh

Hope he'll be that good as mayulu

[robust adder]

He will

[median topaz]

Also i hope Ramos will come back

[robust adder]

Brest 5 at the back 80th minute at 2-0 down

[trail vortex]

Mayulu in big games :

[median topaz]

Add: after coming from bench

[robust adder]

YES zabarnyi

Ajorque dropped on his back

[trail vortex]

It's now time to vote for the MOTM on L1.fr

[robust adder]

Fuck this looks to hurt

[robust adder]

Achraf no debate

[limber yoke]

ouch zabarnyi

[trail vortex]

I would say Vitinha.

[limber yoke]

gotta be hakimi ngl

vitinha is also a good shout

[trail vortex]

Playmaking is also important.

And Hakimi got a yellow card previously.

[limber yoke]

extra time gonna be like an hour

[ionic veldt]

Doublé de achraf happy meal

Donnez lui son bo africain

[limber yoke]

just hope we keep the cleansheet

[median topaz]

Extra time is always 30 minutes

Lmao i thought @ionic veldt is omfan with changed nick

😭

[trail vortex]

Lol same.

[robust adder]

Nice save chevalier

[limber yoke]

omtg

omg

thank you chevlaiuer

lucas got skinned wtf

[robust adder]

Unc hernandez got cooked😭

[limber yoke]

just when i praised him..

[waxen palm]

Oof

Chevalier good save

[robust adder]

HOW DOUE

HOW DO YOU MISS THAT

NOI

[limber yoke]

CLOS

E

NOO

[robust adder]

NOIO

[limber yoke]

such a good shot too

[waxen palm]

AHHHHHHHH

[limber yoke]

god doue is cooking

ill predict

10 mins additional

[robust adder]

6m added time

Thought it wiuld be more

[limber yoke]

6 mins yeah

[waxen palm]

Should be 15

[limber yoke]

wow

guy talked with var for at least 10 mins

then the subs

injuries

[waxen palm]

We didn't forget that ref howler of a performance

[remote wyvern]

Is it still 2-0 ?

[limber yoke]

yeah

[trail vortex]

Yes.

[robust adder]

What a run Warren

[median topaz]

Ouch

[robust adder]

I forgot ramos was on the pitch💀

[limber yoke]

you just reminded me

wtf

did he even touch the ball

[trail vortex]

Ramos ghosting 👻

[robust adder]

Damn doueee

[limber yoke]

CLOSE

[robust adder]

Close again

[limber yoke]

DAMN

[robust adder]

NOO vitii

[trail vortex]

Can they just score.

[robust adder]

Im not even sure he touched it😭

He just touched it rn

[waxen palm]

HOLY UNLUCKYNESS

[limber yoke]

ah there we go

probably his first touch

[remote wyvern]

3

[robust adder]

Goncalo ramos stinker even as a sub

DESIRER

DESIREE*

[limber yoke]

DOUEEEE

FINAOLLYL

LETS GOOO

[robust adder]

DOUEE

He couldve scored 3‼️

[limber yoke]

warren assist

[trail vortex]

GOAL — SB29 0 - [3] PSG
Doué

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLLLLLL

DOUEEEEEEEEEE

LET'S GO

He deserved

[robust adder]

Its getting checked

[limber yoke]

mightve been offside ngl

[robust adder]

Goal accepted

FT

3-0

[limber yoke]

NICE

[waxen palm]

Another good performance from WZE 🙏🏽😤

[trail vortex]

FULL TIME — SB29 0 - 3 PSG

[waxen palm]

Got the assist

We got a cleansheet W

First one in 3 games lol

Back on top for now

[median topaz]

Don't remind me that please lol

[waxen palm]

Hope for Lens to get points against OW

[trail vortex]

They have like 3 cleansheets this season.

With this match.

[waxen palm]

Should've been 4 without Mbappe scoring at the end...

[trail vortex]

Check dis

[robust adder]

FT Ratings

Chevalier 6.5/10 didnt really have to do anything but saved the shot he needed to save+clean sheet
Hakimi 7.5/10 brace really good match nothing more to say,MOTM
Zabarnyi 6.5/10 nice match did good against Ajorque
Pacho 5.75/10 not his best match tbf, i think zabarnyi was the better defender today but still decent,struggled a bit against Ajorque sometimes
Hernandez 6/10 did his job but got skinned badly and he couldve cost us a goal
Kang in Lee 5.75/10 mid,conceded the pen but its alright i guess
Vitinha 7.5/10 second candidate to MOTM, vitinha doing Vitinha things
Warren 7/10 really solid match bro is coming back
Kvara 6.5/10 so good on the goal but struggled a bit other than that still clean tho
Mayulu 5.75/10 couldve scored but struggled to exist but still alright
Barcola 5/10 just running around the whole game

Subs :

Marqui NR/10 didnt have to do anything
Dembele 5.5/10 just coming back sadly alot of bad shots but hey ballon dor is coming back
Ramos 4/10 ghosted😭
Doue 6.75/10 almost scored an hattrick,nice goal
Ndjantou 5.75/10 decent

[trail vortex]

MAN OF THE MATCH — Achraf Hakimi (71.21%)

[median topaz]

Why do low ratings

[median topaz]

What site

[robust adder]

All my ratings are around 5-6 most of the time

6 and above is already nice

[median topaz]

Just celebrate Dembele and marquinhos are back

[median topaz]

Why tho

[trail vortex]

MATCH RATING — 13.6/20

[median topaz]

What site

[trail vortex]

The official Ligue 1 app.

[robust adder]

Because its like that

[median topaz]

Oh okay

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF — AS Monaco v Toulouse FC

GOAL — AS Monaco [1] - 0 Toulouse FC
Salisu

[snow nacelle]

This is one busy man 😭

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1982130293180960958?s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

⚽️ 𝟭𝟱𝟬 𝗕𝗨𝗧𝗦 𝗘𝗡 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱. ❤️💙

Aucun club n’a atteint les 150 buts cette année en compétition officielle sauf…

𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗧-𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗡 💪

Ça fait même 151 avec le but de Doué. 😁

X · Oct 25, 2025, 5:01 PM

[snow nacelle]

I only watched a bit at the start and pacho was a little shaky today (we hardly see that)

[trail vortex]

Yes.

[snow nacelle]

@open owl you scored more goals than us tonight. quality team

[open owl]

😎😎😎

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD — Golovin (AS Monaco)

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD — Francis (Toulouse FC)

YELLOW CARD — Coulibaly (AS Monaco)

HALF TIME — AS Monaco 1 - 0 Toulouse FC

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF — AS Monaco 1 - 0 Toulouse FC

[open owl]

ANNECY GOAALLL

I do NOT want to predict the future or anything, but in case of a draw this Tuesday of Sainté and Pau, and a Montpellier win against Clermont, Montpellier would be ONLY TWO POINTS away from INSTANT PROMOTION SPOT!!!

[robust adder]

Horneland will get sacked

[weak viper]

We are 50 minutes away from kickoff and we still don't know our lineup

Is it that hard to post a lineup an hour before kickoff?

[open owl]

Ptdrrr

Sounds like Montpellier admin last year

At one point in the season he just stopped tweeting altogether

Like for 2 weeks the account was inactive

[weak viper]

Except it has been like this forever

[open owl]

And when he came back he just started posting

"Kickoff!"

"Defeat."

No goal notifications even

No hyping up the match, no lineup, no matchday posts

We were really suffering

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD — Emersonn
(Toulouse FC)

[open owl]

Jppppp

Le CM fait grève

[weak viper]

OFFICIAL LINEUP :
Rulli - Weah, Murillo, Pavard, Aguerd, Emerson - Vermeeren, O'Riley - Bois Vert, Paixao - Vaz

[robust adder]

Why 5 defenders wtf

6 defenders

[weak viper]

Weird lineup tbf

[robust adder]

Oh no 5

[weak viper]

? It has always been like this

[robust adder]

I mean

Why is there two RB’s

[weak viper]

Murillo is playing LCB with the ball and RB without

[robust adder]

Oh

I don’t hatewatch yall so idk

[weak viper]

It's a 3-4-3 that can turn into 4-3-3/4-2-4

Btw this is the first league game where vermeeren starts

He had only started in the UCL until today

[robust adder]

Monaco players are such lazy individuals

They don’t want to play i swear

[trail vortex]

INFORMATION

Stadium : Stade Boallert-Delelis (Lens)
Referee : Stéphanie Frappart
TV guide : Ligue1+

RC LENS STARTING XI

40 Risser (GK)
20 Saar
6 Baidoo
24 Gradit
14 Udol
28 Thomasson
8 Sangare
2 Aguilar
22 Said
10 Thauvin
11 Edouard
(3-4-2-1)

OLYMPIQUE DE MARSEILLE STARTING XI

1 Rulli (GK)
33 Emerson
21 Aguerd
28 Pavard
62 Murillo
18 Vermeeren
17 O'Riley
22 Weah
10 Greenwood
14 Paixao
34 Vaz
(4-2-3-1)

[ionic veldt]

Bois vert bahaha

[frigid acorn]

Lmao

How is it not 2-0 💀

[trail vortex]

How boring this match is !

[ionic veldt]

It's a fucking joke

Stéphanie frappart

[frigid acorn]

Fr

[remote wyvern]

Thauvin

[ionic veldt]

Victoire de Lens avec 3 cartons rouges pour l'om

[remote wyvern]

Destroy your ex for me

[ionic veldt]

Probably the worst referee in ligue 1 history

[weak viper]

We usually win with her

[ionic veldt]

Huhh

[weak viper]

Sisi

Je t'assure

[ionic veldt]

Ah ouais?

[weak viper]

Oui

[ionic veldt]

Pourtant c'est l'une des pires

Voir la pire

[weak viper]

Oui mais on gagne beaucoup avec elle quand même

Elle fait rarement de grosses erreurs pendant nos matchs

En notre défaveur du moins

[ionic veldt]

On verra bien

Annecy qui gagne contre saint Etienne

Sainté a un rouge force a eux

[median topaz]

OM fan got his copy before GTA 6💀

[weak viper]

ISTRES WON ON PENS AND CARNOUX UPSETS FREJUS

[median topaz]

@weak viper you made alt account to talk with or what lol

[weak viper]

he asked me for my pfp

[median topaz]

Fair

[trail vortex]

StéPhaNie FraPpaRt ! 🤓

[median topaz]

But it looks like you get schizophrenia now 😭

[ionic veldt]

XD

[weak viper]

On a 1 défaite avec frappart

Et 3 nuls

[ionic veldt]

Elle n'avait pas retiré un but sur peno???

[weak viper]

Pour 10 victoires

[ionic veldt]

Ou c'était un autre

[ionic veldt]

Ça va

[weak viper]

Contre qui?

[ionic veldt]

Cheplus c'était un match a domicile

On avait marqué un peno et ça a été retiré

Même momo henni avait snappé

[weak viper]

Le seul truc que je me souviens c'est Strasbourg la main non sifflée dans la surface

Mais ça a pas eu d'impact car on a quand même fini 2eme

[ionic veldt]

Ouais

Ce soir faut gagner pour repasser premier

Enft si on est chaud on peut batailler comme ça contre le psg toute la saison

[weak viper]

Surtout qu'on a déjà gagné contre paris et Strasbourg

[ionic veldt]

Le plus dur est fait

Enfin presque

Auxerre brest angers on tape

Nice jvois bien une petite victoire

Vu qu'ils sont forts qu'en ligue 1

[weak viper]

KICKOFF

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF — RC Lens v OM

[waxen palm]

CMON LENS

[random geode]

Fuck sake

[robust adder]

Lens sucks

[weak viper]

Goal Bois Vert

[random geode]

YeWhoShallNotBeNamed scored

[weak viper]

0-1

[trail vortex]

GOAL — RC Lens 0 - [1] OM
Greenwood

[weak viper]

While barcola couldn't perform against Brest

[frigid acorn]

Greenwood

[waxen palm]

Ffs

Thought they were better than this

[robust adder]

He was just running around but wait

[robust adder]

They suck

[waxen palm]

Edouard dive

[frigid acorn]

Var

[waxen palm]

Wait no

[weak viper]

Might be a pen

[waxen palm]

He got his leg

[weak viper]

Var check

[waxen palm]

Should be a pen

[frigid acorn]

Ref gone to monitor

[weak viper]

Pen confirmed

[waxen palm]

Cmon FloTov

[weak viper]

Scored

Panenka

[waxen palm]

Nahhhh

[weak viper]

Edouard

[ionic veldt]

Pavard jte souhaite que du mal

[waxen palm]

He gave it to EDOUARDDDDDDDDD

YESSSS BRO

[trail vortex]

PENALTY — RC Lens [1] - 1 OM

Edouard.

Clean panenka.

[open owl]

ANNECY SCORE THE SECOND

ANNECY

THE THIRD

AHAHAHHA

[robust adder]

Yeah Horneland is getting sacked tonighh

[open owl]

SAINTÉ LOSES 3-0, THEIR NEXT 3 MATCHES ARE AGAINST TOP 1, TOP 2, AND TOP 3 OF THE LEAGUE!!!!

[open owl]

DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES!!! THEY ARE BOTTLING THE LEAGUE WITH STASSIN AND DAVITASHVILI 🤣🤣😂

ANNECY!

FOUR ZERO.

[robust adder]

Sainté are fucking buns🤣🤣🤣

[weak viper]

WHY DID SHE WHISTLE

WE HAD A 2V1 COUNTER ATTACK

[ionic veldt]

Fr

[robust adder]

Stephanie frappart referee ?

[ionic veldt]

Ouais elle arbitre bien chuis surpris

[open owl]

FULL TIME AU PARC DES SPORTS

ANNECY DESTROY SAINT-ETIENNE in their biggest loss since the 1-6 against PSG last season

[ionic veldt]

Eh bah

[weak viper]

She whistled there

[ionic veldt]

Yeah

[weak viper]

Terrible week for pavard

But because he isn't named Balerdi everyone will forget that in 2 weeks

Second half started

Weah's injured

Vaz off too

Bad game from him

Auba and Balerdi on

[frigid acorn]

Aubaaa

[weak viper]

Goal Lens. 2-1.

PAVARD WTF

[frigid acorn]

Lmao

[weak viper]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

[waxen palm]

GOSOSLLSLSLSLSLSLS

[ionic veldt]

Tu vois pavard

[trail vortex]

GOAL — RC Lens [2] - 1 OM
Pavard (OG)

[waxen palm]

LENSSSSSSSSSSS

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[ionic veldt]

Ça commence à faire beaucoup

[trail vortex]

This was inevitable...

[ionic veldt]

BEAUCOUP PAVARD

[waxen palm]

Pavard is the best secret agent

[robust adder]

How was the OG

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/allez-lens-gif-19235152

[trail vortex]

This had to come.

All roads lead to own goal.

[waxen palm]

What a week Pavard had

OHHHHH

WHAT A SAVE

[trail vortex]

Is this the first OG of the season ?

[waxen palm]

Les marseillais qui étaient content de voir Balerdi sur le banc maintenant voient que Pavard fait déjà pire sur 2 matchs de suite 😂

[open owl]

Sainté fans I'm gonna wet myself 😭😭😭

[trail vortex]

Benjamin Pas De Var.

[fringe remnant]

Pavard is at Marsellie?

forgot that part

[trail vortex]

Yes.

[waxen palm]

Nah I think some came b4 no?

[weak viper]

Balerdi owngolaled against lyon

[trail vortex]

RC Lens is now 2nd.

[weak viper]

Pavard off

Nadir on

[trail vortex]

8 fellas.

How did I miss those.

[empty pagoda]

Where's psg?

[trail vortex]

1st.

[waxen palm]

NAH WTF

[empty pagoda]

Boring

[waxen palm]

ALMOST 3-1

[empty pagoda]

Psg should lose just to make ligue 1 fun

[waxen palm]

We already lost bro

[trail vortex]

Another hater.

[waxen palm]

And drew twice in a row

[empty pagoda]

Ain't a hater

[trail vortex]

Boring

[empty pagoda]

Just think it needs changing

[trail vortex]

You said.

[empty pagoda]

Psg wins every season

[trail vortex]

Wrong.

Lille and Monaco won it in 2021 and 2018.

[empty pagoda]

Wow

[empty pagoda]

And the times before that?

[median topaz]

And Montpellier in 2013

[trail vortex]

Lens almost won it by 1 point.

[open owl]

12

[median topaz]

Mb

[open owl]

Hehe

[empty pagoda]

3 times in 10 years😱😱😱

So many winners

[open owl]

@empty pagoda look up unique winners of PL in the 21st century

Also look up unique winners of La Liga, Bundesliga in the 21st century

[empty pagoda]

Prem is also boring lol

[robust adder]

« Psg wins every season »

[empty pagoda]

Better than ligue 1 tho

[empty pagoda]

When's this dating back to?

[robust adder]

It says up to 23/24

[open owl]

Merci au revoir

[trail vortex]

T le goat.

[empty pagoda]

Never seen an English fan say they know more about French football than the french

Move to france? Apparently they know more about my team than I do

[open owl]

I'm french lol

[trail vortex]

???

[empty pagoda]

Ahem

"Your team has never won a trophy"

Someone said

"Yes we did"

"No you didnt"

[open owl]

Who said that what

[trail vortex]

ok.

[empty pagoda]

The french did...

Prem is better as less people do this

[open owl]

When what

When did that happen 😭

[empty pagoda]

Psg fans are 99% insufferable 1% good

[robust adder]

True tho

[open owl]

I feel like that's the case for all top clubs

[empty pagoda]

And that's a ton of french people

[robust adder]

Also true

[open owl]

You're not gonna convince me that Arsenal fans are any less insufferable than PSG fans

Or City fans or something

[empty pagoda]

Arsenal has fans???

[trail vortex]

Or Barca fans ☠️

[open owl]

Or Real fans

[trail vortex]

Liverpool fans

[empty pagoda]

The difference is

City fans are 5

5 yrs are insufferable anywhere

[empty pagoda]

I have

No argument u have me there

[empty pagoda]

Same for this

I literally hear every school day "your teams shit" yet they asked if my team actually exists last year

Like

One even said "are you wearing an om shirt"

Am I fuck?

Was gonna make a joke but nah

Actually

[open owl]

Usually we always do, because Ligue 1 has immense quality and excitement, it's just the usual meme to say that it's a non-exciting farmers league because no one other than French people watch it

[empty pagoda]

Should I speak French or is it English here?

[open owl]

You can do both

[empty pagoda]

Ig french people speak english

[open owl]

They absolutely do not

[empty pagoda]

They

Well

[open owl]

Trust me they don't

[trail vortex]

They don't ☠️

[open owl]

It's just a few people here that do but it's not at all a majority

[empty pagoda]

Why do people in my school speak english😭

[open owl]

Idk where u go to school at

[trail vortex]

French's English is terrifying.

[open owl]

But French people absolutely suck in languages

[empty pagoda]

Wait

Yall r french right

[trail vortex]

Oui.

[open owl]

Yeah but not all of us

Some ppl are belgian, cypriot etc

[empty pagoda]

Tous and tout what's the difference

[trail vortex]

Tous is the plural, tout is singular.

[empty pagoda]

All

All is singular?

[trail vortex]

Ok what

My brain.

[empty pagoda]

Fuck this language bro ik I speak it but that's the 2nd dumbest thing

Only behind verbs

Not everything has to be complicated😭

[trail vortex]

Even French struggles at making 1 sentence without making a spelling mistake.

[empty pagoda]

That's what I said to my teacher😭

I asked why do french people make mistakes

Even the french make mistakes

That's how bs parts of it is

Wouldn't be surprised if "passé composé simple" exists soon

Just cuz

[open owl]

Think of tous as "tousse" and tout as "tou"

[empty pagoda]

Someone made fun of me for saying "le table" not "la table" after an 8h long school day when I was tired as fuck

[open owl]

U can make fun of their english

[empty pagoda]

Cant

They all speak english to the point where I cant

They make 1 mistake a fucking week

And don't get me started on texting

[open owl]

It's ok bro just don't make fun of Ligue 1 again 🔪🔪

[empty pagoda]

I wont

[open owl]

What's ur favorite french team

[empty pagoda]

None

[open owl]

oh that's interesting...

[empty pagoda]

I only know 3

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-lol-cant-stop-laughing-gif-14341553

[trail vortex]

Don't support Nice.

[empty pagoda]

Monaco psg and om

[open owl]

how important are family values to you

[trail vortex]

Or else...

[open owl]

shh

[empty pagoda]

Monaco thrashed my team 5-0

So fuck them

Do love brest tho😂

[open owl]

How important are family values for u?

[empty pagoda]

Sos shit joke

[empty pagoda]

Uhhh

[open owl]

No rly

[empty pagoda]

Idk

Depends who

Grand parents like 3

Parents like 8

[open owl]

Bro for a club

[empty pagoda]

Wtf do u mean

[open owl]

J'abandonne frr

[empty pagoda]

Explain

[empty pagoda]

Désolé or however the fuck it's spelt

[open owl]

How important is it that a football club is made from scratch, owned by the same person, and transmitted from father to son without ever needing external shady oil money support

[empty pagoda]

Oh

0

[open owl]

And while doing all that play win leagues and play in UCL

[open owl]

u want oil money?

[empty pagoda]

This is psg

[open owl]

C bon j'abandonne

[empty pagoda]

No

I just don't care

[open owl]

So it's important to u

That a club has values

And family tradition

[empty pagoda]

No I just don't care how they get money

[open owl]

Bro just wants money

[empty pagoda]

As long as it's within the rules

[open owl]

I was gonna convince you to support Montpellier but it's a failed mission

[empty pagoda]

LMAO

[open owl]

You didn't even get what I was saying bro

[empty pagoda]

Family values means family😭

Maybe I'm dumb my English is bad

[open owl]

Yeah, Montpellier was created in 1974 by a man, and that man has been the owner until his death in 2017

And from 2017 his son is now president of the club

And it's all financed by their company

And with the little (zero) money they have, they won Ligue 1 in 2012 against PSG's oil money

(and we scored a panenka against Arsenal in the UCL)

[empty pagoda]

U won't make me support a 2nd club yk that right?

[open owl]

It was mission failed when u said "I don't care how they get money" bro

[empty pagoda]

If I did it would be barrow (where I was born)

[open owl]

Because here in Montpellier there is no such thing as money

we have none anyway

[empty pagoda]

I do

If it's in the rules

Then it's okay

If it's them robbing a bank then no thx

[empty pagoda]

More than my team😭

We can't even afford a goalie to get us to the prem😭

Wait

WHAT

Greenwood plays for om???

Since when???

[trail vortex]

Pov you're a ligue 1 hater and you boycott ligue 1 for no reason so you don't even get news from your own league.

[empty pagoda]

?

[open owl]

Brother we cannot afford free agents

[empty pagoda]

Ok what😭

[trail vortex]

Greenwood made a transfer from Manchester United to Marseille a while ago.

[open owl]

We don't have money to pay their salaries

[trail vortex]

And you didn't even know that.

[empty pagoda]

Not same league

[open owl]

We can go band for band, trust me we will lose

[trail vortex]

?

[empty pagoda]

It's like saying

Shit

[open owl]

We can't even go M for M because we sincerely do not have an M in the balance

[empty pagoda]

1 sec

[open owl]

Yet we're competing in L2 for promotion

[empty pagoda]

Yo

Someone explain rq

Da fuq

Y dies 4th not get european football yet 5th and 6th does

[open owl]

It's a glitch

[empty pagoda]

Oh

[open owl]

4th gets UCL qualification playoffs

If they fail, they get europa league

[random geode]

FT

Unbelievable

[waxen palm]

LENS WINSSSSSSSSSS

[random geode]

WE FUCKING MOVE

[waxen palm]

NEVER DOUBT THEM

[ionic veldt]

Pavard meurt

[trail vortex]

FULL TIME — RC Lens 2 - 1 Marseille

[waxen palm]

We're back to 1st

[open owl]

Bravo Lens qui n'a pas marqué dans le jeu ptdrrr

[weak viper]

thank you pavard for ruining everything

[ionic veldt]

Meurt en enfer pavard

[empty pagoda]

It's like saying nantes and montpellier are in the same league

[waxen palm]

BAHAHAHAHA

[weak viper]

c'est ca le pire

[waxen palm]

Lens 2e, Marseille 3e 🤣

[empty pagoda]

When neither care about eachover

[ionic veldt]

Go to hell pavard

[empty pagoda]

Mdr

[random geode]

Sage the mage moves us to 2nd

[open owl]

C'est bien c'est bien

Ça forgera le groupe

[weak viper]

sur les 4 buts qu'ont s'est pris cette semaine y en a 1 seul ou c'est vraiment eux qui ont marqué

[open owl]

Moi je m'inquiète pas pour l'OM

[remote wyvern]

Yeah

[weak viper]

et sur 3 des 4 buts pavard est responsable

[remote wyvern]

Congrats psg

[weak viper]

change your agenda

[ionic veldt]

Bonne nuit je vais rattraper l'heure de sommeil

[waxen palm]

W

[remote wyvern]

?

[open owl]

Ils vont gagner le championnat jpense avec le PSG qui mettra la L1 en 2nd plan

(sinon la honte)

[weak viper]

you gotta hate pavard not balerdi

[trail vortex]

MAN OF THE MATCH — Not Pavard for sure.

[empty pagoda]

Lui en but est responsable aussi non?

[remote wyvern]

I never rated Pavard that much ngl

[open owl]

Pavard digne d'une performance de Falaye Sacko au Vélodrome @weak viper

[trail vortex]

MAN OF THE MATCH — Mason Greenwood

[ionic veldt]

Au moins

[trail vortex]

MATCH RATING — 12.8/20

[empty pagoda]

Pavard*

[trail vortex]

ok

[ionic veldt]

Liverpool lose ahahah

[remote wyvern]

Pk tu ris ?

[trail vortex]

Updated top 6 in my bio.

[ionic veldt]

Mancunien

[remote wyvern]

Monaco ?

Bro take Lille the fuck out

Lmao

[trail vortex]

Fuck.

I frogor.

[robust adder]

Olympique de Penwood LOST against Lens and BOTTLED the 1st place🤣

[remote wyvern]

Aaaah

[trail vortex]

🐸

[ionic veldt]

Ftg

Pavard j'espère il se fait les croisés

Même ulisses garcia est plus fort

[remote wyvern]

Alors que personne n’a jamais espéré ça à Balerdi mdrr

[remote wyvern]

MON GOAT

[empty pagoda]

Top 10 phrases used by French football fans

10)ftg
9)...
Ain't repeating it

[ionic veldt]

BALERDI JOUE MIEUX QUE PAVARD

[ionic veldt]

Yes

[remote wyvern]

Balerdi a fait plus d’erreur que Pavard

Et il a même coûté Rabiot hein

[ionic veldt]

Bah rabiot on s'en tape

Qu'il reste ou pas on va mieux sans lui

Même rowe sah

On a déjà oublié

[remote wyvern]

Rabiot est 100x mieux que O’Riley

[ionic veldt]

Mmh a voir sur le reste de la saison

[weak viper]

meme pas le meme poste

rabiot jouait milieu offensif

o'riley joue plus bas

[wild basalt]

ligue 1 MC DONALDS is crazy

[remote wyvern]

Il est polyvalent

[empty pagoda]

Mc donalds league

[ionic veldt]

W pfp

[robust adder]

Olympique de Penwood is NO LONGER 1st🤣🙏

[remote wyvern]

Azy

[ionic veldt]

Nah bruh this is mls

Burger league

[wild basalt]

how can u already fck the league in the name

[weak viper]

didnt know you can score a pen from outside the box

[trail vortex]

I Am Crazy !

[empty pagoda]

What the league???😭

[robust adder]

Im joking around about greenwood scoring alot of pens ikr it wasnt a pen

[ionic veldt]

Parcontre vaz va a la salle

[ionic veldt]

Une brindille

[ionic veldt]

Goat

[empty pagoda]

Il est dans les règles

[ionic veldt]

Vaz go to fitness park

[empty pagoda]

Where's the bleach

[weak viper]

lens arrive toujours à faire des hold up contre nous je sais pas comment ils font à chaque fois

[ionic veldt]

On les attend au vel maintenant

[weak viper]

meme sacko n'a pas atteint ce niveau

en 1 semaine 4 buts concédés à cause de lui

[trail vortex]

C'est le 3eme comeback que vous vous êtes pris cette saison.

• Real Madrid
• Sporting
• Lens

[weak viper]

et chaque fois que des buts de merde

ca prouve qu'on est vraiment fort mais qu'on a 0 chance

[trail vortex]

Vrai.

• 2 penalty de mbappe, 1 volé
• 1 erreur de Pavard + carton rouge
• 1 penalty et 1 CSC de Pavard

[empty pagoda]

C'est pas bien de mentir non?

[weak viper]

Bah où est ce qu'on ment

[empty pagoda]

"0 chance"

[median topaz]

Amazing transfer😭

[weak viper]

bah c'est vrai

[empty pagoda]

Faux*

[trail vortex]

Comment il a eu 5.1.

[weak viper]

si on aurait eu un peu plus de chance on serait premier de ligue 1 et 3 victoires en ldc