ligue-1

[robust adder]

Like

Galtier’s psg didnt deserve to win it ngl

[cosmic fractal]

I forget him I apologize

[robust adder]

WILLIANNNN

[waxen palm]

Pacho is someone

[open owl]

Pen missed!!!

[snow nacelle]

Wheee

HE ELBOWED DOUE

RED

GO AWAY

[open owl]

Bro he's knocked out

[remote wyvern]

This was so useless lol

[snow nacelle]

Such a disgrace

[snow nacelle]

My god

[remote wyvern]

Tf is going on

On

lol

[trail vortex]

I HATE ZABARNYI

HE'S SO SHIT ;

AND I CAN'T EVEN TYPE CORRECTLY!

[robust adder]

Doue

[snow nacelle]

😭😭😭

that zabarnyi season removed faster than a 3rd red card in the game

I still believe in zabarnyi

[robust adder]

Can’t accept such a stinker

[robust adder]

I still do but bro this was too much for me

Dumb yellow+dumb pens conceded+dumb red

37m stinker

[snow nacelle]

Not sure what got into him today but yeah

[waxen palm]

LAKSSKKSSS

[trail vortex]

Doué il est trop doué.

[waxen palm]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

DOUEEEEEEEEEEE LE GOAT

[snow nacelle]

Damn psg. Merciless

[waxen palm]

TROP DESIRE
TROP DOUE

[snow nacelle]

HT!!!

[frigid acorn]

W doué

Baller

https://tenor.com/view/desire-doue-desire-doue-grizouat-psg-gif-17748081776995526929

[snow nacelle]

Here's my theory - I'm convinced Zabarnyi got ptsd from having to play with beraldo and hernandez last game

That's why he got so aggressive

Idc everything is beraldos fault nobody can convince me otherwise

[remote wyvern]

Mbaye coming in

Where is everyone lol

[trail vortex]

We are winning 6-2.

[snow nacelle]

We're celebrating how great that viti and barcola assists were

[remote wyvern]

Real

https://tenor.com/view/messi-messi-run-paris-barcelona2013-gif-26487406

Dembele

Mbaye in

Oh I already said it

Sorry

[trail vortex]

ok

[trail vortex]

Comin' in hot ?

[remote wyvern]

He came in

Yes

[trail vortex]

Mbaye :

[snow nacelle]

FT.

What a match

VITI I LOVE YOU

NUNO I LOVE YOU

BARCOCO I LOVE YOU

Amazing from Doue hopefully he's not injured

[median topaz]

@robust adder ratings?

[snow nacelle]

He's traumatised let him heal

[remote wyvern]

What are yall top and flop

Today

[snow nacelle]

He's questioning life

[median topaz]

Wdym

[median topaz]

Match or team or player

[remote wyvern]

Players

[median topaz]

PSG?

[remote wyvern]

Yeah

If you want

[snow nacelle]

@remote wyvern what team do you support btw?

[median topaz]

Portimonense

[remote wyvern]

Portimonense

But I’m half French and lived in France

So I watch French football

[snow nacelle]

And in l1?

Nobody?

[remote wyvern]

Nah

But my dad supports marseille

So I can be biased sometimes

But fuck Balerdi tho

[snow nacelle]

Oh ok

[snow nacelle]

You asked where we were, we were in psg chat

[remote wyvern]

Yeah

I noticed afterwards

[snow nacelle]

I gave my top players just now i love them so much. Plus everyone else did great. Wze was a little quiet (but was great in strasbourg game), chevalier was okay. As for zabarnyi I will let @robust adder comment.

[median topaz]

Why zen isn't at PSG channel btw?

[snow nacelle]

He never steps foot in there

[median topaz]

Yh but why

[snow nacelle]

Probably thinks he's too cool for us 😔

[median topaz]

He had enough of my 0/10 takes 😂

[shrewd harness]

Le PSG l'a encore fait ?

[remote wyvern]

Non

[shrewd harness]

On a perdu ?

J'ai pas pu regarder le match

[remote wyvern]

Oui

[remote wyvern]

Luis Enrique a été viré

Luis Campos a quitté

Leonardo est de retour

Et il compte acheter Osimhen

Et Ronaldo

[shrewd harness]

Ah ouais les qataris ils ont câblé de la défaite

[robust adder]

On s’est pris 8-0

Zabarnyi a marqué 3 csc

C’est pas vrai bien sur

On a gagné 7-2

[clever stirrup]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[weak viper]

As always, Gouiri, Traoré and Kondogbia aren't here

Bakola is playing in the youth league game

[sterile fractal]

4 sons of football legends in team

[weak viper]

Aubameyang, Weah, Garcia and palmieri

[ionic veldt]

On sécurise les 6 points ce soir🪖

[ionic veldt]

Vous les avez traumatisé

[weak viper]

https://x.com/FFF/status/1980662851804295420

FFF (@FFF)

Lionel Rouxel a dévoilé sa 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞 pour la 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞 𝐝𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞 𝐔𝟏𝟕, qui débutera le 3 novembre au Qatar ! 📝🇫🇷

Toutes les infos 👉 https://t.co/lH9XHEOhdj

X · Oct 21, 2025, 3:49 PM

2 OM players are selected by the French NT for the u17 WC

I'm looking forward to seeing leccese play (one of our biggest talent in our academy rn)

He's also playing in the Youth league in 45 minutes (he's only 16)

[weak viper]

J'espère

Ça va être plus dur que l'Ajax

[ionic veldt]

Ils ont plus gyokeres donc on a une chance

[weak viper]

Oui c'est vrai

[snow nacelle]

All the best!!!!

[ionic veldt]

Tfaçon la liga Portugal ça veut rien dire

[weak viper]

Mais ils ont le grand luis Suarez maintenant

[ionic veldt]

Ancien joueur de Marseille

[weak viper]

Ça reste une très bonne équipe qui joue la ldc chaque année

[ionic veldt]

Ouais

[weak viper]

Thx

[ionic veldt]

T'es pour Dortmund ???

[weak viper]

Je les aime bien

[snow nacelle]

4-1

[ionic veldt]

T'en penses quoi de Bellingham ?😂

[weak viper]

Bof un peu hein

[ionic veldt]

Un peu flopesque ce joueur

On le remercie beaucoup à Munich pour la victoire 😂

[weak viper]

Après ça arrive des erreurs comme ça (brassier contre nice)

Lineups of our YL game

[weak viper]

Sporting's celebration 😭

[weak viper]

Bakola equalized!

[weak viper]

Sporting scores again

Red card sporting!

[open owl]

Ça sera facile

[open owl]

Mais wtf 😭😭😭

Why are they celebrating with Jul merch

[weak viper]

FT

Another loss

[rain furnace]

😂 😂 😂

[weak viper]

What's funny?

[rain furnace]

Bakola playing in youth league 😂

He's good why's he playing there

[weak viper]

because we got too many midfielders he wouldn't play anyways

[rain furnace]

Oh & I thought he was too old for youth league, no?

[weak viper]

and he was by far our best player on the pitch in the yl

[rain furnace]

Ya I know that

nvm this guy's 17

I thought he was like 20

[weak viper]

he's 17

[rain furnace]

yes i saw

I thought he was 20

[weak viper]

💀

nadir is 21 but bakola isn't

[rain furnace]

yah

[weak viper]

OFFICIAL LINEUP:
Rulli - Balerdi, Aguerd, Pavard - Emerson, Hojbjerg, Vermeeren, Weah - Paixao, Auba, Bois Vert

[weak viper]

KICKOFF

[rain furnace]

Hopefully Rulli makes some saves 🙏 @weak viper

Sacrificed Donna for this

[waxen palm]

OW goal

Paixao

[weak viper]

GOPOAPLLLLLL

PAIXAOOOOP

WHAT A GOALLLLLL

[trail vortex]

Il est trop fort.

[robust adder]

Fucking Sporting

[remote wyvern]

We’re watching marseille

Or Monaco

[waxen palm]

Balogun sitter missed

[open owl]

Of course

I don't know how Balogun is still a professional football player he only statpads against us plumbers

[weak viper]

PEN

[median topaz]

Greenwood

Miss

[robust adder]

ROBBERY

NO PEN

[remote wyvern]

Cancel

[waxen palm]

It ain't tbf

[remote wyvern]

Bruh

[waxen palm]

He is kinda diving

[remote wyvern]

Dont talk too quickly

[robust adder]

WARRA ROBBERY

[median topaz]

What's robbery

[remote wyvern]

They cancelled it bruh

[robust adder]

If its a pen its a robbery

[remote wyvern]

Chill

[robust adder]

Oh my bad

[waxen palm]

cancelled

[weak viper]

Red.

[remote wyvern]

Oh wow

[robust adder]

Bruh emerson

[remote wyvern]

Wow

Hahahahaha

[robust adder]

Emerson and Zabarnyi deciding to drop the dumbest red cards ever

[open owl]

Bro is he fucking stupid

You dive with a yellow card

[waxen palm]

LMAOOOOOOO

😹😹😹

[robust adder]

Diving with a yellow🤣🤣🤣

[open owl]

Is he actually fucking stupid

[weak viper]

He didn't deserve to get a red

The first yellow wasn't even one in the first place

[median topaz]

Who

[weak viper]

Emerson

[open owl]

Marseille needs to score a second early off and just park the most haram bus ever

Parking the bus for 45 mins won't work

[weak viper]

True

Are we gonna ignore the fact that you can only hear our ultras tho?

Murillo and O'riley on

Vermeeren and Bois vert off

[waxen palm]

PSG and OW ultras owning Europe stadiums

[rain furnace]

Facts

[weak viper]

Garcia and Gomes on

Paixao and Weah off

[rain furnace]

Monaco ultras: 🤡

[waxen palm]

Goal check for Sporting

Given

1-1

[open owl]

Horrendous

You can't concede a goal like that at this point of the game with 10 men

[rain furnace]

Omg what a nasty landing

It looks like his back broke

Did a whole backflip

Nvm he good

[waxen palm]

Monaco is cooking but not scoring

[open owl]

Contaminated by Angers

[rain furnace]

MINAMINO WHAT ARE U DOINGGGG

HATTRICK OF CHANCES

HATTRICK OF MISSES

[frigid acorn]

Monaco just score please

[deep hawk]

Minamino can't score lmao

[weak viper]

Vaz on for auba

[rain furnace]

Monaco come on man

[waxen palm]

.

[rain furnace]

Insane

It's like us vs liverpool, except Tottenham isn't getting lucky with a super-sub

NOOOOO

[open owl]

Goal Sporting. 2-1.

[weak viper]

Bruh

[waxen palm]

LA CLIM FROID

[robust adder]

Lets goo

[weak viper]

Luckiest goal of all time

[open owl]

Horrendous goal

[robust adder]

I already see mohamed henni video coming out

[waxen palm]

Lmao

[robust adder]

« Emerson t’es nul »

[open owl]

Emerson is so stupid

[waxen palm]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Pr2UiSpWr2c?si=ZcvDVgF6rvjjSZ8G

[robust adder]

Thats a LUCKY ass goal tho

[waxen palm]

I'm so dead bruh

Is that a Pavard OG

😹😹

[open owl]

Red for Sporting

[robust adder]

DOUBLE RED🤣🤣🤣

[open owl]

No red Pavard

10v10

[waxen palm]

Lmao

[open owl]

Marseille can do it

[robust adder]

Oh no red

[remote wyvern]

Red ?

[waxen palm]

Wtf

[open owl]

Araujo red for Sporting

[remote wyvern]

Hahahaha

[open owl]

Var check

[remote wyvern]

Warra dive

[open owl]

10v10 for the additional time, +5'

But it will be way more than 5 minutes

[remote wyvern]

Is the check over ?

My stream is late

[open owl]

LOL

PAVARD WTF IS THAT

LOOOOLLLLLL

LOL LOLLL

[median topaz]

What

Happend

[open owl]

Marseille is such a fucking drama club

[remote wyvern]

Bruh

Send Pavard off

[open owl]

Red cancelled

[remote wyvern]

Obviously

[open owl]

Biggest simulation of all time

Are players actually fucking stupid?

Like Emerson first

And Pavard

[remote wyvern]

Yellow for both

[open owl]

We're in 2025

[remote wyvern]

I think

[open owl]

There are cameras everywhere

[waxen palm]

Those wins boosted their confidence

[median topaz]

How we lost to them 😭

[waxen palm]

Especially against us

[open owl]

How do you lose because of a simulation while controlling the match and winning 1-0 at the end of the first half

[waxen palm]

Ballon d'Or > this bro

Dw we face them twice next year

[remote wyvern]

This usually the time where everything climbed

Crumbles

[rain furnace]

FT for Monaco

0-0

[remote wyvern]

Ref just blow

[robust adder]

No greenwood pen no party🤣🤣🤣

[waxen palm]

BAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for this beautiful day OW

[remote wyvern]

Now in a month they’re loosing their first place

On the league

On

In

Bruh autocorrect

[waxen palm]

Next matchday bro hopefully 🙏🏽

Idk who they face tho

[remote wyvern]

Real, hopefully Lens gets first 🙏

[robust adder]

No greenwood pen no party for OW

[remote wyvern]

And they’re facing Marseille

They got ts bro

[waxen palm]

Great match

[remote wyvern]

Never mind

Psg are playing Brest 💔

[weak viper]

Sporting is the luckiest team oat

[remote wyvern]

Yep first place is next week guys

[robust adder]

PSG is FIRST in the Champions League🔥🔥🔥

[weak viper]

We were also extremely unlucky tonight

3 VAR checks and every time against us

[remote wyvern]

Shameless dive

dives

diveS

WITH AN S

[robust adder]

Diving while youre on a yellow🔥🔥

[ionic veldt]

Ntmlpte arbitre de merde a mettre des cartons dans tous les sens

Grosse salo..

[ionic veldt]

Bayern is coming with daddy davies

[shrewd harness]

Ptn pourquoi je paris pour Marseille en LDC jsui un ouf

[weak viper]

https://x.com/Be_OM13/status/1981104797043609712?t=W5I4m9O7tTL2nrQRkDu_lQ&s=19

BeOM (@Be_OM13)

🗣️ Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang 🇬🇦 :

« Avoir des arbitres comme ça en Ligue des Champions, c’est scandaleux ! »

🎙️@CanalplusFoot

X · Oct 22, 2025, 9:06 PM

[shrewd harness]

J'avais oublié que c'était des chokeurs

Tte façon L'Atalanta a pas gagné aussi donc ça change rien

[weak viper]

He's right

[shrewd harness]

Mon combiné est foiré

[waxen palm]

OM won in Lisbon b4 c'est pourquoi

[ionic veldt]

Frr l'arbitre j'avais vu un journal ou comme quoi c'était un zgeg

C'est un GROS zgeg

Bref le bayern a gagné c'est l'essentiel

[weak viper]

Ah mais je viens de me rendre compte c'est le même arbitre que le Monaco Benfica de l'année dernière

Tout s'explique maintenant

[ionic veldt]

Ouais

Laisse tomber

On est fort qu'à domicile frr

Jvais cabler

[weak viper]

bah on était bon ce soir jusqu'au carton rouge

[ionic veldt]

Il faut gagner 3 matchs sur les 5 qu'ils restent

[ionic veldt]

A chaque fois qu'on est a 10 tu sais que c'est fini

Grosse pensée pour ceux qui ont regardé monaco Tottenham

Fc match nul

[robust adder]

Ya aucun carton non mérité🤣🤣🤣

T’apprendras a tes joueurs a pas plonger alors qu’ils ont un jaune🤣

Mais bon

Vous et ce genre d’action c familier

Et pavard aurait du prendre rouge d’ailleurs

[ionic veldt]

Enft frr il est con l'arbitre defois

Genre balerdi rouge au début

Jveux bien

[ionic veldt]

Jaune pour la main de emerson c'est trop strict frr

Eh tfacon le 4 on va vous tarter avec le retour de davies et ito

[robust adder]

On est sensé avoir peur de junya ito et d’un davies qui sort des croisés mdr

*Hiroki ito

[ionic veldt]

Davies fro il va avoir plusieurs match

Il est censé revenir contre leverkusen

Il aura un peu de temps dans les jambes

[ionic veldt]

Ito jsp du tout car c'est le remplacement de davies

Et puis on a battu la meilleure équipe du monde avec un but de min jae donc tout est possible

[weak viper]

bah la main

a aucun moment c'est jaune

et comment t'explique qu'on s'est pris plusieurs cartons jaunes et que eux ont eu leur premier à la 92eme

[ionic veldt]

Ils faisaient h24 des fautes

[weak viper]

bah oui c bien ca le probleme

[ionic veldt]

Frr nous on touchait le ballon il sifflait

[weak viper]

et je comprends toujours pas comment il a pas eu un carton rouge l'autre fou du sporting

araujo

[ionic veldt]

@weak viper tu me passes ta pp en vif?

Stp 😂

[ionic veldt]

Araujo par contre c'est pavard qui provoque

J'ai cru au rouge pour pavard la

[ionic veldt]

Tié un monstre

[weak viper]

bah t'as vu comment il réagit l'autre

[ionic veldt]

Chepa pour moi les deux jaunes c'est bien

Enfin bref déjà faut viser la ligue 1 cette année

Et si on choppe la coupe de France c'est pas mal

[weak viper]

alors déjà faut viser le top 3 pour la ldc

après on verra

[ionic veldt]

Déjà si on fait l'exploit de gagner 3 matchs restant sur 5 c'est bien

Sachant que medina et emerson sont out pour atalanta

Top 3 c'est trop tard le bayern ne peut pas choke et le psg aussi

L'inter aussi

[weak viper]

En ligue 1 je parle

[ionic veldt]

Ahhhh my bad jpensais tu parlais du classement ldc

Jme suis dis qu'il est fou

[open owl]

@weak viper I might go OM-Brest

[robust adder]

I just looked at psg calendar

We got 4 games between oct 25 and nov 4

Things are starting to get serious

[open owl]

Yes all big clubs have 4 matches in 10 days

PSG, Montpellier

Even better, we have 3 matches in 6 days

[snow nacelle]

We better climb our way up the ligue charts

[snow nacelle]

Biggest club of all then. No other proof needed

[rain furnace]

Man ☹️

[rain furnace]

Why the Donna smirk emoji

U didn't say anything wrong did u

[weak viper]

Really?

I'm going too

[open owl]

Quelle tribune ? Idk yet

[open owl]

thank you zhen, always loved u 🥰

[weak viper]

jean bouin

[open owl]

all i said was true

[open owl]

beau beau, it's the same stand as the last time we went right?

against sainté

or was it ganay

[weak viper]

yes

[snow nacelle]

As you should

You guys have attended a game together before??

[weak viper]

yes

[snow nacelle]

Oh cool I didnt know that

[open owl]

join us!

[snow nacelle]

Okay!

@waxen palm and I will meet you at the gate

[open owl]

we're expecting the biggest "allez l'omeuhhh" from you guys

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/alexander-isak-blaugranas-alexander-isak-thumb-pointing-isak-thumb-pointing-alexander-isak-get-a-load-of-this-guy-gif-9697571139964598875

[snow nacelle]

Already preparing the tifo as we speak

[open owl]

guys you might laugh at me

but I think today is the day Nice wins in Europe

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-the-end-is-near-apocalypse-gif-7204975

[magic island]

hello all I had exams

so no phone or Xbox

@open owl how is the team

[open owl]

please go back to ur exams

because the team is doing good

[magic island]

I have one week free

[open owl]

no

don't

go study

everytime u watch the team forgets how to kick a ball bro 😭😭😭

[magic island]

pay for my uni in France and I will

I will become 2nd biggest Syrian doctor

you will be first

[remote wyvern]

Never seen 2 Montpellier fans in discord

Together lol

[magic island]

he made me become MHSC fan

[remote wyvern]

Influence 🔥🔥🔥

[open owl]

He fell in the trap

[remote wyvern]

When did he become one

Is he sufferhunting or something 😭💔

[magic island]

Last year

[magic island]

I’m also

Syrian

[remote wyvern]

Start of the season ?

[magic island]

So like

[magic island]

Start of 24/25 yes

[remote wyvern]

OMFG 😭😭😭

He tricked youn💔

You

[open owl]

Yeah he jinxed us man

This Mo guy

I'm sure he was a Bordeaux fan before supporting MHSC

Or Nîmes

Day he started supporting, our players got brain damage

But it's ok

Together we pull thru

[magic island]

our players always had brain damage fym

[open owl]

Fax they've been getting it slowly since 2021

[magic island]

Even when they compete for Europe they have brain damage

[remote wyvern]

Someone that goes from Nîmes and Bordeaux to Montpellier. Ngl we can call ts glory hunting

Cause of the state of both clubs 💔😭

[open owl]

Ever since that penalties French cup semifinals loss against PSG the team has been in decline

[open owl]

Na I'm kidding 😂😂

[remote wyvern]

I know lol

[open owl]

worst day of my life.

[magic island]

He’s kidding but that’s not glory farming that’s pain farming

[remote wyvern]

Nah you’re going from a way bigger pain to a small one compared to the two

Lmao

[robust adder]

Satriano🤣🤣🤣

He’s so ass

[median topaz]

Bale isn't retired?

Haha

[trail vortex]

That's a club.

FAT !

[median topaz]

Ik haha

[trail vortex]

Oh ok.

[remote wyvern]

"Puskas is award bruh" ahh

[open owl]

https://x.com/l2actu_/status/1981359961469780403?s=46

Actu Ligue 2 (@L2Actu_)

🚨 La tribune Étang de Thau du stade de la Mosson SERA FERMÉE lors du match contre Rodez !😬🧡💙

Cette sanction fait suite à l’utilisation d’engins pyrotechniques et à des propos inappropriés lors du match contre Saint-Étienne...

📸 @MontpellierHSC

X · Oct 23, 2025, 2:00 PM

[median topaz]

Lol fr

[open owl]

This @magic island guy is back and we're already feeling it

Ultras are suspended for our "derby" against Rodez ❌❌❌

[magic island]

EVERYONE WILL FEEL IT

if I come study medicine in Montpellier how bad will we play ???

[spark pivot]

Going to the LOSC game tonight!

[open owl]

The club won't exist 3 years from now tbf

[open owl]

Bon match !!

[spark pivot]

Merci!! ☺️

[robust adder]

Strasbourg playing like 2009 barcelona against us but can’t beat Jagielionnia🤣🤣 french clubs at their finest

[open owl]

How the fuck is Strasbourg losing at home against Jagiellonia

[rain furnace]

Nah man it really is not

And how the hell Stras losing

They not even trying

[robust adder]

Because theyre shit

Its always the same thing anyways

[open owl]

They left good players on bench & just subbed them on

[deep hawk]

@spark pivot Fais attention bagarre générale devant le stade

Les grecques sont venus littéralement pour se battre

[open owl]

Panichelli WHAT A GOAL

SCISSOORSS

[weak viper]

Average paok

Better off than on the pitch

Lille is winning easily

[spark pivot]

Merci! Je viens d’arriver au stade et heureusement c’est calme maintenant.

Bon je vois rien

[waxen palm]

We might need to get our radar on Barco and Panichelli 👀

[robust adder]

Lyon 2-0 Basel FT

[weak viper]

Bruh Strasbourg

How do you not win against them

[deep hawk]

@spark pivot Ils sont partout en contre parcage fait gaffe chef 👀 et bon match en espérant 0 dérapage

[spark pivot]

Merci! Toi aussi!! On verra bien mais j’espère pas. 🤞🏼

[wintry thistle]

COME ON LILLE

We should beat these gus

[rain furnace]

Why

Kickoff Lille - Paok

Allez lille

Kickoff Nice - Celta Vigo

Allez Celta Vigo

[open owl]

LOOOOLLLL

GOAL VIGO

[rain furnace]

😂 😂

[open owl]

NAHHHH NAH NAH

NAH!

NAH

[open owl]

LOLLL

[weak viper]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-meme-cook-gif-1177116184918006692

[open owl]

😭😭😭

So fkn funny

[desert quartz]

Hello farmers league ppl 👋

[open owl]

Goal Nice!!!

Mohamed Ali Cho

[open owl]

Farmers league?🤣🤣

[short tusk]

Wow

[desert quartz]

Ligue 1 itself bro

Not the UCL table

Or uel

[open owl]

Literally top of both european cups

[robust adder]

Afc fan talking about farmers league🥀

[open owl]

What more do you want

[desert quartz]

You think the pl is a farmers league?

[robust adder]

What no lmao

Lille 0-1 PAOK

[spark pivot]

Well…

[wintry thistle]

Down 1, gonna have to work tonight

Just as I said that

[spark pivot]

It’s 2-0

[wintry thistle]

Just that minute

[short tusk]

Bruh lille

[weak viper]

Lille wtf are you doing

[wintry thistle]

I DON'T KNOW!!

[open owl]

The fuck's going on at Lille

[desert quartz]

Lille losing 2-0 😂

[open owl]

Red Nice.

Clauss.

[trail vortex]

We all hate Nice.

Because this club is fat.

[wintry thistle]

Terrible call from the ref there

[open owl]

LOL WTF

HOW IS THAT NOT A PEN

[wintry thistle]

Well this ref sucks

[open owl]

WTf?

PAOK SCORE THE THIRD

[wintry thistle]

Clearly a pen

3

Thanks twat

[open owl]

WHAT THE FUCK

ITS A CLEAR CLEAR CLEAN PENALTY

IT IS

THE MOST OBVIOUS PENALTY THIS SEASON

[trail vortex]

Adding Lille to my pressing list.

[deep hawk]

It's time to turn off TV

We are shit and the ref is shit

[deft hamlet]

Bro I was convinced Lille was gonna win tonight
What is this nonsense!!

[latent imp]

Damn lille is having a rough day

That was a pen tho in my book

[remote wyvern]

B team

[deep hawk]

The players dont give a shit about the game

[remote wyvern]

But it’s nice to see lol

https://tenor.com/view/thauvin-florian-thauvin-goal-equipede-france-france-gif-14181690

[trail vortex]

Nice red card is very fat.

[open owl]

Why is Lille playing as Nice and Nice playing as Lille?

[trail vortex]

IHATE NICE !

[remote wyvern]

?

[trail vortex]

Nice got a red card.

In Celta Vigo's game.

[remote wyvern]

Im not watching ts lol

[trail vortex]

Basically 1-1.

But they will lose.

[waxen palm]

Wtf is happening in the Lille game bruh

[trail vortex]

3-0 PAOK.

[waxen palm]

How are they getting cooked at home that easily bruh

[remote wyvern]

Successful hatewatch

At the moment

[trail vortex]

Good question, no answers.

[rain furnace]

Lille sucks

[rain furnace]

Fr

Ligue 1 McDonalds

[trail vortex]

I Am Ligue 1 McDonald's.

[spark pivot]

Really rough day

[rain furnace]

You need to uptate your Bio

[spark pivot]

Everyone around is mad asf

[rain furnace]

Yeh

Plus it was home game

Lille supporters must be pisssed

And Lille aren't 23/24 leverkusen so i don't think they're gonna comeback

[latent imp]

Hey I remember you from weuros

[spark pivot]

Hey! Yes that’s me.

I’m at the Lille game

[latent imp]

Oh like at the stadium?

[spark pivot]

They are haha. I’m here at the stadium watching the game

[trail vortex]

Suffering or successful hatewatch ?

[latent imp]

That's dope

[spark pivot]

Suffering

[trail vortex]

Me as well 💔

[rain furnace]

Oh wow

[median topaz]

🤣🤣

[open owl]

Goal Lille!

Forgive me for saying this but...

[open owl]

ET SI?????

[rain furnace]

GOOOOALLLL LILEE!!!

TWO MORE TO GO

[median topaz]

THEY DID SOMETHING

[rain furnace]

Almost a 2nd set-piece goal, but saved

[remote wyvern]

PAIKO NO

[open owl]

LILLE PULL ANOTHER......

ET SI?????

[remote wyvern]

DONT FUCKING BITTLE

BOTTLE

[open owl]

ET SI ???!!!!

[remote wyvern]

Non.

[rain furnace]

GOOOOOOALL

LILLLLEEE

ALLLLEZZZ LILLLEE

[median topaz]

No way

[deft hamlet]

lol they started scoring when I stopped watching

[remote wyvern]

YEEEEES

PENALTY

PAOK

HE MISSED

WTFFFF

[rain furnace]

SAVVVEDDDDD

OMMGGGG

PENALTY SAVEDDDDD

[remote wyvern]

BROOO

DONT BOTTLE TS

[open owl]

WTFFFF

Goal Celta Vigo

Nice concede!!!

NOOOOO

PAOK GOAL

4-2

NOOOOOO

[rain furnace]

goal paok.

Hell nah man

That assist was legendary though

Wow

[remote wyvern]

Football is winning today

[trail vortex]

I hate Nice. I hate Lille, I hate myself !

[valid estuary]

Paok scored anyways lol

[remote wyvern]

Yep

Paok goated

[open owl]

LIIIILLLLEEE

GOAL

IT'S 3-4 AND ITS NOT OVER!!!!!

[rain furnace]

GOOOALLLLL

OMGGGG

MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR WHO'S MISSING THE GAME

OMMGGGG

WHAT. A. STRIKE.

IGAMANEEEE

[median topaz]

Nice lost again

[spark pivot]

4-4

[rain furnace]

GOGOOFODKINWjbhvkwagdhjwacfhjdg

[short tusk]

WHAT

[spark pivot]

No goal

😭

[rain furnace]

No goal?

[trail vortex]

WHAT

NO GOAL ?

[spark pivot]

No..

[trail vortex]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME ??

[rain furnace]

WHAT?

[trail vortex]

NOOOO

[rain furnace]

HOW?

[short tusk]

foul

fuck

[frigid acorn]

Ffs

[covert smelt]

Le vol

Après on est habitué

[rain furnace]

Game over.

I have not watched such a game like this, in years.

[latent imp]

Now imagine the pen would've been given in the first half

[covert smelt]

Pas de peno 2eme bur du paol hj

Pfff

[remote wyvern]

JE SUIS TOUT NUE PTN

OUIIIII

[covert smelt]

Jvai arrêter de regarder le foot mdr

[remote wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowmeat-funny-laugh-gif-3834932356741800396

[covert smelt]

?

[remote wyvern]

C bien

[covert smelt]

Vzy

[open owl]

Terrible.

[covert smelt]

Le hj imaginaire et le peno non sifflet

La première fois jsuis aussi furieux devant un match

[deep hawk]

J'aurais encore plus la haine si on avait pas ce gros caca pendant la première période

[ionic veldt]

Nice ils essayent de battre un record

Même la conference league ils gagnent pas un match jpense

[robust adder]

Ya hors jeu andré est derriere la balle quand giroud la touche

Je sais meme pas comment andré s’est trouve la

[robust adder]

Ils perdent contre Jagielionnia

[ionic veldt]

Nice faudrait anéantir leurs club

C'est un ragebait ce club

Ptn même Nantes battent celta bordel

[lyric wasp]

Lens fans can be satisfied with whatever they have

[covert smelt]

On oublie pas ils on perdu en barrages contre le pana

[robust adder]

Club francais en coupe d’europe lore

[lyric wasp]

Cest le seul slub de france qui compte la défaite d’un ennemi comme une victoire

[robust adder]

T’oublies les marseillais

[lyric wasp]

Marseille essaie au moins de gagner par eux memes

Lens gagne une fois tous les 20 ans et se fait foudroyer en coupe d’Europe mais attention ils ont pas perdu contre le paok !!

[robust adder]

Le match était lunaire

Le péno pas sifflé j’ai rigolé mdrr

[robust adder]

Sinon top et flops du match

[lyric wasp]

Jsp jsuis mort pété la dsl

Fallait faire jouer mon bebou haraldsson

[ionic veldt]

Fallait faire jouer giroud

[robust adder]

Nan

Igamane est juste meilleur

[lyric wasp]

Ils ont mis yn mec au milieu je sais mm pas qui c'est

[ionic veldt]

Respecte l'ancien

[robust adder]

Raghouber

[lyric wasp]

Oue lui

[robust adder]

Il était prété a dunkerque

Comment tu met un mec qui a fait que des pret en ligue 2 titulaire en ligue europa🤣

[lyric wasp]

Ramenez nous Yoro et Botman

[ionic veldt]

Yoro est très bien a united

(bonne Blague)

[robust adder]

Il aurait du venir chez nous

Fin

[lyric wasp]

Jsp t’avais tellement mieux comme choix. Limite il va mettre les titulaires contre Metz en mode c plus important. La mentalité de l’ogc nice jai juré

[robust adder]

Ca dépends de si ca aurait influé sir la venue de pacho

J’ai pas compris le délire de mettre 3 ailiers en meme temps sur le terrain

[ionic veldt]

En v2v vous pensez que Strasbourg a une chance en conference?

[robust adder]

Si ils jouent avec leur titulaires oui

[ionic veldt]

Ouais

[robust adder]

Mais bon les remplacants ils avaient la flemme de jouer j’ai l’impression

[ionic veldt]

Pas vu le match

J'irai guetter le résumé

[robust adder]

J’ai vu en vif mais ils ont fait tourner et puis voila quoi

[ionic veldt]

Enft la conference league c'est bien que pour découvrir des équipes perdu au tdc du monde

Genre j'ai vu ya une équipe de Gibraltar avec un stade a 700 places

Même en r2 ya plus de place

[graceful mortar]

Bonjour

[weak viper]

I think we should start a "Has OGC Nice won a European game?" account on twitter

Oh remontada did it nvm

[rain furnace]

Who's remontada again

But like wow that's a good idea

[weak viper]

The best french youtuber who talks about football

[remote wyvern]

You’re missing out lol

[rain furnace]

Oh I see Ya i've heard of him. Where's the twitter account though?

[weak viper]

Search remontada

Or has OGC Nice won a European game

[rain furnace]

Ahaha

https://x.com/Remontada_YT

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[open owl]

C'est un des gros problèmes de ce nouveau format

Tu peux perdre et faire plein de matchs nuls et puis gagner 3 matchs et t'es barragiste

Surtout quand tu joues une équipe une seule fois

[open owl]

Même gagner 2 matchs et quelques matchs nuls

[open owl]

Bastia-Laval could get postponed tonight due to Laval players not taking off

Nvm it has been cancelled

Laval is refusing to come to Bastia

https://ligue1.com/fr/articles/l1_article_3520-j11-pas-de-bastia-laval-ce-vendredi-soir

https://www.stade-lavallois.com/communique-officiel-5/

Laval may be given the loss

By the league

[snow nacelle]

Wow they can do that?

We should also have declined to travel to marseille

[open owl]

Well they refused to go to the match, idk what sanctions they can be given but probably idk

They say it was the weather but

[robust adder]

Apparently the weather isnt even bad

[open owl]

14 planes landed in Bastia today out of 14

[robust adder]

Laval should be getting a 3-0 loss

[open owl]

It would relegate them

It was such an important match

[snow nacelle]

Omg. Everything about this is just sad.

[open owl]

They both lost to MHSC 😭😭😭

[snow nacelle]

The one good thing to be said 😭

[open owl]

If my club lost to MHSC I would honestly delete it

[magic island]

we will win ez tomorrow (watch us lose 4-0 because of my jinx)

[snow nacelle]

You should support marseille i heard they're a great club

When i started watching the leverkusen match we immediately got the penalty and then red card, i thought i was the jinx too

[trail vortex]

INFORMATION

Stadium : Stade Jean Bouin (Paris)
Referee : Ruddy Buquet
TV guide : Ligue 1+

PARIS FC STARTING XI

16 Nkambadio (GK)
28 De Smet
5 Mbow
31 Chergui
14 Traore
4 Marchetti
33 Lees Melou
21 Lopez
27 Simon
11 Krasso
10 Kebbal
(4-3-3)

FC NANTES STARTING XI

1 Lopes (GK)
66 Louis Leroux
78 Tylel Tati
6 Awaziem
98 Amian
17 Dehmaine Tabibou
5 Kwon Hyeok-Kyu
80 Junior Mwanga
11 Herba Guirassy
19 El Arabi
10 Abline
(4-3-3)

[open owl]

Goal Dunkerque!

We beat this Dunkerque superteam last week wow

[weak viper]

According to FM26 one of OM's biggest rival is Martigues

[open owl]

Dunkerque !!! 2nd goal!

[trail vortex]

Why is Dunkerque so good.

[open owl]

Game's all over the place 💀

[trail vortex]

I think Nice is a much better rival.

[trail vortex]

LOL

Montpellier prime is back.

[weak viper]

No either Bordeaux, Toulon or Saint Etienne is more accurate

[trail vortex]

Because according to this logic, if Montpellier wins against Dunkerque who wins against one of the current best Ligue 2 clubs, Montpellier is surely one of the best !

[trail vortex]

Yeah ASSE is more accurate.

[open owl]

Montpellier is THE best!

[trail vortex]

I will bring them to Ligue 1 !

||unless they are poor as fuck||

[open owl]

We wouldn't survive in Ligue 1 lol

[trail vortex]

Unless you pay refs.

Get oil money.

Ehehehe

[open owl]

Guingamp close!

[trail vortex]

1ST LEG — Paris FC v FC Nantes

[robust adder]

What a STRIKE damn

El Arabi 1-0

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Paris FC 0 - [1] FC Nantes
El Arabi

[open owl]

Goal Nantes! And what a GOAL

[robust adder]

Krasso 1-1

Wtf

Offside

[open owl]

GOALLL PARISS

DAMN

WHAT IS THIS MATCH

oh off

Way off

Bro is so offside he's in the Lyon match next week

[robust adder]

Will always be so funny to me how close the Parc and Jean Bouin are

[trail vortex]

What is this match...

[robust adder]

1-1 Chergui

[open owl]

Goal Paris !!!

We fucking love Ligue 1

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Paris FC [1] - 1 FC Nantes
Chergui.

[trail vortex]

Red card Pau.

[robust adder]

Abline 2-1

What the FUCK was that goal

[open owl]

Dunkerque 3-0 !!

[trail vortex]

GOAL — Paris FC 1 - [2] FC Nantes
Abline

WHAT A GOAL !!

YELLOW CARD — Traoré (Paris FC)

[open owl]

HOLY FUCKKKK WHAT A SAVE BY RED STAR

GOOOODDDD DAAAAMNNN

[trail vortex]

HALF TIME — Paris FC 1 - 2 FC Nantes

https://x.com/ligue1plus/status/1981804991099621600?t=fSXsbsodsf_vGljSg0v45A&s=19

L1+ (@ligue1plus)

ARRÊTEZ TOUT !!!

Matthis Abline inscrit un but d'ANTHOLOGIE 😱

#PFCFCN

X · Oct 24, 2025, 7:28 PM

[weak viper]

wtf

[trail vortex]

Crazy goal.

2ND HALF — Paris FC 1 - 2 FC Nantes

[open owl]

FULL TIME ON ALL LIGUE 2 STADIUMS

AND IT IS NOW CONFIRMED!

IF MONTPELLIER WINS TOMORROW, THEY ARE GUARANTEED A TOP 5 SPOT!!!

[trail vortex]

Hell yeah !

But they have to win..

[robust adder]

What a shit multiplex😭

[open owl]

It was fun

[trail vortex]

Real 🥀

[rain furnace]

Hopefully you guys win

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD — Kwon (FC Nantes)
YELLOW CARD — Lopez (Paris FC)

[violet dragon]

Man

Wyd Paris fc

😔

[open owl]

They will equalize

[robust adder]

Nantes are doing good

But krasso is ass and doesn’t do shit

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD — De Smet (Paris FC)

[open owl]

I thought he already had a yellow

Guess not

[trail vortex]

I think you confused him with Traoré.

[violet dragon]

Can we just score

Man

[robust adder]

Ikoné is so fucking ass🤣🤣🤣

[open owl]

Wtf how u miss that

He was off

[trail vortex]

YELLOW CARD — Luis Castro (FC Nantes)

FULL TIME — Paris FC 1 - 2 FC Nantes

[violet dragon]

Great

[trail vortex]

MOTM — Abline (48.92%)

RATING — 13.4/20

[robust adder]

PFC lost bc of ikoné tbf

And Krasso

[trail vortex]

They missed great opportunities.

[robust adder]

And Simons wasnt great too

[tribal spade]

paris fc never gonna challenge psg

if there was a paris title chase every year thats a ligue one worth watching

[rain furnace]

Not rlly

We're not trying to have a 2nd LaLiga

[ionic veldt]

Never miss lille beated real madrid in 2024

Nah fr idk

Maybe a draw

Max

[trail vortex]

They beat both Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid.
Levels 🥶

[ionic veldt]

Lille prime

[trail vortex]

I was very mad when they bottled the win against Dortmund.

Because they could've gotten far in that UCL.

[ionic veldt]

We are going to look in uel now

[open owl]

Lol? How would that be worth watching

2 shady oil clubs competing for silverware that's great

[tribal spade]

whats MH?

Montpellier?

[robust adder]

Montpellier Herault

[ionic veldt]

Vous pensez Montpellier va rester en l2 cette année ?

[lyric wasp]

Red star is clear

And yes red star is legit 2nd atm

Unbelievable

[weak viper]

Oui large

Bastia et Laval vont surement descendre déjà

[weak viper]

Look at who red star's manager managed before joining them 🫠

[ionic veldt]

J'habite en Corse et je déteste la mentalité de Bastia donc ouais j'espère ils coulent

Leurs supporters m'insupporte

[unreal axle]

https://tenor.com/view/clarkson-jeremy-clarkson-grand-tour-top-gear-jumping-out-the-car-gif-24283901

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1981993107143983380?t=aXo76cyCW8dXEmM19XfANg&s=19

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel)

𝐋𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏𝐄 📋 #RCLOM

Voici les 2️⃣1️⃣ Olympiens choisis par 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗲 𝗭𝗲𝗿𝗯𝗶 🇮🇹 pour ce déplacement en terres lensoises ⚔️

X · Oct 25, 2025, 7:55 AM

[open owl]

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1981979614156054605?s=46

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC)

👊 𝑱𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑬 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑪𝑯

⚽️ MHSC - ASNL
🗓️ Samedi 25 octobre à 14h
🏟️ Stade de la Mosson
👉 J11 - Ligue2 BKT

X · Oct 25, 2025, 7:02 AM

LMFAOOO WHAT IS THIS MATCHDAY VISUAL

oh well

MATCHDAAAAYYYYYY!!!! @magic island
START OF THE "MATCH EVERY 2 DAYS FOR A WEEK" DAY!
REACH THE TOP 5 DAY!
0 INJURED PLAYERS DAY!
ALEXANDRE MENDY BRACE DAY!
DESTROYING NANCY DAY!
BASKETBALL DAY???

The most exciting Montpellier Hérault Sport Club - Association Sportive Nancy-Lorraine starts in exactly 1 hour & 42 minutes.

Everyone is in place, and the whole entire world CANNOT wait! 🔥🔥🔥

If we lose, we can drop as low as 10th.
If we draw, we can grab the 7th (or 8th) place back.
If we win, we are guaranteed top 5 and nothing else.

[lyric wasp]

Tu préfères Ajaccio ?

[ionic veldt]

Gfca

Pas l'aca

[snow nacelle]

Why's there an om fan twin

[ebon elm]

best team in france

[open owl]

Please do not watch the match I will update you on it @magic island

[snow nacelle]

Don't be mean, montpellier fans are already an endangered species

You need all the support you can get

[open owl]

he's the biggest jinx ever

we love him tho

KICKOFF! ALLEZ PAILLADE

[median topaz]

Good luck

[open owl]

Nancy light pressure

Still 0 MHSC attack

GOOAOAOAOOAOAOALLLLL

TCHATOOOOOO

offside.

[open owl]

Bro Tchato scored a goal wtf is going on

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-the-end-is-near-apocalypse-gif-7204975

Goal Nancy. 1-0.

RED CARD NANCY

COME ON

THE GAME IS ONNNN

[maiden relic]

je t'aime plus que la cocaïne, je t'aime plus que faire l'apéro, je t'aime plus qu'une belle coquine, je t'aime toi le montpellier herault
LALALALLALALAALALAA

[snow nacelle]

Oh no you're down to 10th now. You better win this

[maiden relic]

J’aime trop ce chant

[open owl]

😍

Moi aussi

[open owl]

We're playing 11v10 for the first time this szn

For 70 mins

[maiden relic]

🔥🔥

[open owl]

Everson off already???

He is not injured nor booked!!!

CRAZY!

Fayad on!

[maiden relic]

Y’a les supp de Nancy ? @open owl

[open owl]

Ils sont pas mal hein

I'm gonna fall asleep bruh

GOOSOAOAOAOOALLLLL

BECIR MY LOVE

BECIR

MY CAPTAIN

MY LOVE

MY HEART

WHAT A SHOT

I'M WEARING HIS SIGNED JERSEY

[maiden relic]

Mdrrr c’est bien tirer mais ct nimp la def