ligue-1

[weak viper]

Now it's maupay's turn to troll the opponents

And de zerbi is arguing with emery

[unreal axle]

https://x.com/_0renju_/status/1953896842389053489?t=Bfa043hkzy8cLTAPsn2lag&s=19

Noa 🇫🇷 (@_0renju_)

Ça intéresse des gens de faire un vrai truc pour le LOSC ?

https://t.co/TX1SLmnK38

X · Aug 8, 2025, 7:11 PM

[weak viper]

FT

We win 3-0!!!

https://fixupx.com/oContextOM/status/1954256814217797813?t=S9GQW4AHmIaChaXDSZn9QQ&s=19

Out Of Context OM (@oContextOM)

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FixupX · Aug 9, 2025, 7:01 PM

[shrewd harness]

Masterclass mings

[open owl]

Bruh we need a goal pls

[round helm]

Greenwood kicked and then spit on a Villa player? idk 💀

[weak viper]

not a reason to do what he did tho

and the "spit" in question was just a childish gesture to mock him

anyways this game was so fucking funny aston villa players were so mad all game for some reason

[open owl]

FUCKING SAVANIERRR

FUCKING PUT IT ON TARGET

FT. 1-1.

Fuck this shit man

We can't fucking afford to drop points against Red fucking Star man

LMAO SAINTÉ DREW

[round helm]

tbf when a known POS is spitting on and mocking your teammate

i would also be pissed

with sevilla trolling him and now this the past few weeks haven’t been good for MG and his cult 💀

[covert smelt]

que du divertissement cette ligue 2 c'est pour ça que je l'aime

[robust adder]

Pourquoi j’ai pas commencé a la regarder plus tot mdr

[robust adder]

If Reims draw on monday…

[open owl]

Man how the fuck did only 2 teams win this entire matchday😭

We basically postponed matchday 1 at this point

GG guys everyone starts with 1 point 😭

[snow nacelle]

Omg wow hey that's pretty impressive

They were tough

[candid sparrow]

I saw you saw 3-0 a few times, did Villa get the score wrong? Also, some of those players have never, and will never, play for the club. Don't get too excited over a friendly 😭

[rain furnace]

As a D1 marseille hater i am happy for you.

Good job.

[rain furnace]

Bro drew to Red star

Not a good start mate

[maiden relic]

https://x.com/girondins/status/1954257609714000101

FC Girondins de Bordeaux (@girondins)

Bordelais et Bayonnais se quittent dos à dos pour ce dernier match amical. Place désormais au championnat avec la première journée samedi 16 août au @StadeAtlantique 🏟️

1-1 #ABFCFCGB

X · Aug 9, 2025, 7:04 PM

On vise l’Europe 🔥

[weak viper]

Officially it's 3-1 but their goal was miles offside

[open owl]

https://x.com/l2actu_/status/1954518855566451136?s=46

Actu Ligue 2 (@L2Actu_)

🚨 OFFICIEL ! FALAYE SACKO QUITTE MONTPELLIER ET S'ENGAGE AU NEFTCHI BAKOU 🇦🇿 ! 👋🧡💙

Le MHSC a LIBÉRÉ son latéral malien. 🇲🇱

📸 @sebnonda

X · Aug 10, 2025, 12:23 PM

Au revoir !

[covert smelt]

il à été forcé ?

[robust adder]

En azerbaijan😭

[covert smelt]

le downfall de bz

[weak viper]

farewell legend

[open owl]

Oui je l'ai moi même emmené

Je reviens là je fais juste un petit tour au moyen orient c'est beau

[open owl]

legend of OM

the world will never forget the hattrick he scored against you

(of owngoals)

[covert smelt]

nn mais pour partir en azerbaijan qq même 😭

[open owl]

Il a fallu faire le plein genre 6 fois mais tkt

Il est bien arrivé

[covert smelt]

😂 😂

[open owl]

https://x.com/hooliganscz1999/status/1954501276772745385?s=46

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X · Aug 10, 2025, 11:13 AM

Lmfao

[sterile fractal]

belle salaire, belle vie là bas

la plupart des joueurs francophones expatriés dans les championnats vivent bien. À part le fait de vivre loin de leur famille, ils vivent tres tres bien

[robust adder]

Ca j’en doute pas

[wheat nymph]

Are there any Monaco fans?

[weak viper]

This doesn't exist sorry

[wheat nymph]

Why tho

[weak viper]

Because no one cares about football there

On a real note tho they do exist but most of them are far away

There are less Monaco supporters in the area close to Monaco than in the rest of the country

This is due to the fact that there is already nice and Marseille in the area

And a few years ago, there was also cannes

[wintry thistle]

https://sports.yahoo.com/article/bournemouth-sign-40m-rated-lille-163000338.html

[wheat nymph]

Diakite is cold

[covert smelt]

another last season key player gone 🥲

[wheat nymph]

Lille getting picked apart

[covert smelt]

we aint getting that much money too bruh

could have gotten some with jo david and angel gomes

[tall knot]

Just remember Lilles was also getting picked apart before the 2020/21 season

[tall knot]

Leaving for Serie A might be the stupidest shit ever

[wheat nymph]

Bruh

Serie a is a bigger league

The only thing ligue 1 is the best at is talent creation

Sadly psg ruined the league 😭, cus every team in ligue 1 has ballers

But psg can literally buy clubs 😭

[covert smelt]

tbh i dont mind leaving for the serie a but he joined when kolo muani still was juve and showed a better face

[wheat nymph]

What replacements do u have

[covert smelt]

rn for strikers we have giroud and maybe mathias fernandez pardo

we have tons of wingers tho

[wheat nymph]

Giroud is cold

But cmon

[covert smelt]

yeah

he did score a banger against west ham yesterday tho

[robust adder]

Yall done for😭😭😭

Thats like 90m of transfer fees tho

Couldve been more than 100m tho

[round helm]

“picked apart” is an understatement

lille lost a lot of their star players, including osimhen, only to replace osimhen with a 35 year old player who has only played in Turkish and Chinese leagues, the rest of the world said he was “past his prime”…

and Lille showed the world that fraudbappe, “neymar junior”, “angel” di maria, and moise “tantrum” kean are not good enough to win what they preassumed is a “farmers league”

Paris Saint-Germain consisted of brand names like “KM7” and “Neymar Jr.”

Lille was just a group of players, or in other words, a team of players whose fame was nowhere near the brand image Qatar Sports Investments and co. had created

maybe one day another L1 team would lock in, marseille (sadly) could have if they didn’t have a mid season crash out and poor management as a whole despite the money being there although this season might be better

rennes also has money but their management is probably even worse

[wheat nymph]

Idk how massara struggled there

Marseille has to lock in

De zerbi has to close the gap

No doubt about it if he wants to prove himself as a top manager

[round helm]

massara is a fraud

only frauds waste doue’s 50 million fee on Glen Kamara, Henrik Meister, and a washed Seko Fofana

it’s shocking that massara is still in football, nevertheless roma who we share the same ownership

definitely changed my opinions on the football sense possessed by the friedkin family

[wheat nymph]

They have made brilliant signings for everton pal

They have a brain up there and are rich

[round helm]

we have different executives and moyes has more power

[wheat nymph]

They got Mourinho and then fell in a hole

[wheat nymph]

Obviously

They are Americans

[round helm]

that’s why we make good signings

[wheat nymph]

U need ppl with a footballing brain to make good signigns

Roma also signed soule and kone

So what's ur point 😭

El ayouni and Wesley look great

[round helm]

that was with ghislofi who is a top 5 sporting director ITW

[round helm]

gasperini asked for them

not massara

[wheat nymph]

That's a stretch but ur true

[wheat nymph]

Obviously pal

[wheat nymph]

Massara literally knew about el ayouni 😭

He's an expert in ligue 1

[round helm]

at rennes massara had all the power and fucked everything

everton and roma both operate with more power being given to managers

[round helm]

i also knew who el aynaoui was 🥀 🥀

doesn’t take a Ligue 1 Expert to find his quality

gasperini wanted that player and roma bought him simple as that

[wheat nymph]

True I agree

But I will always have a soft spot for him

[round helm]

fair but Maldini was the main man at Milan

can’t spell Milan without Maldini

redbird was mindless for making him leave

[weary vale]

Fr

Labrune OUT

[weak viper]

And if the refs weren't all against us too

[wheat nymph]

Cus he wanted to spend money 🤡

Absolute bafoons

But they are making good moves

We need another centre back tho

[covert smelt]

we are used to it at this point 😭

[crimson summit]

Bonjour guys!

[weary vale]

French ?

[crimson summit]

We are FC Metz, a club in France

😀

[weary vale]

But are you french

[crimson summit]

Oui

[weary vale]

Ok ok

[weak viper]

@modern citrus

[unreal axle]

LOSC lore accurate

[unreal axle]

Salut

[unreal axle]

🥹

[modern citrus]

omg

[modern citrus]

bonjour 🛗

[unreal axle]

Ah le bâtard

😆

[round helm]

maybe giroud could do the unthinkable again, 13 years later? 🥹

[unreal axle]

My dream

[unreal axle]

This guy is crazy https://x.com/_Flosc/status/1954194472654316029?t=Syj73odRy1ZWjS5c1dzXzw&s=19

🥷🏻 (@_Flosc)

J’suis mort Giroud est un malade

X · Aug 9, 2025, 2:54 PM

[round helm]

unc still has it

he only struggled at LAFC because they didn’t play to his strengths

[unreal axle]

Yeah LAFC wasn't adapted for him

All we needed was a good finisher

[hearty oar]

Lilles downfall is wild man

Do you think zhegrova is leaving?

[robust adder]

Thing is that we are august 11th

Yall got 19 days to sign replacements

[maiden relic]

https://x.com/FCMetz/status/1954225169410507247

FC Metz ☨ (@FCMetz)

⏱️ 90' | 8⃣- 0️⃣ #TSGHFCM

🔚 Fin de cette dernière rencontre amicale.

X · Aug 9, 2025, 4:56 PM

@crimson summit un avis?

[covert smelt]

j'en connait un qui va recommencer a faire l ascenseur cette année !!!

[rancid vortex]

@weak viper why Marseille want 12M for ounahi

There is no way a team will go so high for him

[robust adder]

8-0 par Hoffenheim😭🙏

[unreal axle]

??

Zhegrova won't leave

[hearty oar]

He's linked to lille

I mean

Marseille

[unreal axle]

He's not anymore

[hearty oar]

There's a little chance he'll stay

Kinda sad angel Gomez left tho

And lille didn't get hamza too

[covert smelt]

he wants to leave but can't really find any club due to his attitude problemes, i heard he's been training with the youth

won't be surprised if he ends up at marseille tbf

[weak viper]

Because angers has a sell-on clause

[mint dune]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DNOIGENo_ny/

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Gigio Donnarumma will 100% 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 as he’s been left out of the squad! ❌💣

Paris Saint-Germain left Donnarumma out of Supercup squad, not even called up as the relationship is broken.

No agreement on new contract, it won’t be agreed and PSG believe in Lucas Chevalier as the new goalke...

Likes

105058

Instagram

??? 😭

[covert smelt]

not surprised 😭

[unreal axle]

Je suis ravi que Angers Pau Metz ne fasse plus parti de mon club

[hearty oar]

Not french buddy

[unreal axle]

The joke doesn't work in English tho 😭

[robust adder]

Anger Pau Metz😭😭

Meme vibe que Rwanda Congo Mali

[unreal axle]

Réel

[weak viper]

Pau Lille Hola (ok je sors)

[rancid vortex]

How much

[unreal axle]

Je suis sûrement débile mais j'ai pas compris mdrr

[robust adder]

Pol Lirola

J’ai jamais vu un latéral aussi nul

Pourtant j’ai connu Florenzi

Enfin Florenzi il avais surtout aucun cardio

Fin il était juste nul

[weak viper]

30% I think

[unreal axle]

Oh putain

💀

[wheat night]

is donnarumma leaving?

psg

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1954949234710470795
backup keeper vs Tottenham

Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews)

BREAKING: PSG have omitted keeper Gianlugi Donnarumma from their squad to face Tottenham Hotspur in the Super Cup on Wednesday 🚨🇮🇹

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FxTwitter · Aug 11, 2025, 4:53 PM

[rotund gull]

Reims not having the best start to life in Ligue 2, 1-0 down to Amiens after an own goal by Zabi Gueu

[weak viper]

1-1 now

[rotund gull]

their one bright spark in this game so far has been Mamadou Diakhon & he's been rewarded w his first goal of the season

beats his defender out wide to cut inside, ball takes a slight deflection on his shot but it goes in anyway

[rotund gull]

Reims played much better after the goal, but still look vulnerable in the midfield

[open owl]

like all teams

[robust adder]

2-1 reims

So much space

[open owl]

Fucks sake

Come on Amiens

[robust adder]

Mais qu’il mette la VAR en ligue 2 c’est plus possible

L’arbitrage est calamiteux et c’est comme ca avec tout les matchs j’ai l’impression

[weak viper]

Amiens equalizer

[weak viper]

Vu qu'en ligue 1 les arbitres sont parfaits

[robust adder]

DAMN

[weak viper]

https://tenor.com/view/vincent-labrune-interview-gif-5744746

[robust adder]

2-2

What a goal

[robust adder]

Ya la var au moins en ligue 1 ptdr

[weak viper]

C'est vrai

[robust adder]

Mais en ligue 2 c’est une vaste blague

[rotund gull]

Diakhon gave up too easily there defensively

such a shame

[robust adder]

Amiens ont un peno non siflé

2-2 FT nice match

[open owl]

YESSSSSSSS

AMIENSSSS LETS GOOO

6/8 matches ended in a draw this matchday 😭

[pine roost]

https://x.com/tanziloic/status/1955011633614659699?s=46

Loïc Tonzizi (@Tanziloic)

Mercato : l'Inter Milan veut Maghnes Akliouche, le milieu offensif de Monaco https://t.co/EsxmIFslgi

X · Aug 11, 2025, 9:01 PM

Are 50m enough?

[lyric wasp]

Genre Amiens a pris un point

Mdrr

[open owl]

https://x.com/lamiseauvert_/status/1955008817839714595?s=46

La Mise Au Vert (@LaMiseAuVert_)

📈 Voici le classement de la Ligue 2 après cette journée d'ouverture, où il manque encore un match :

𝐋'𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄 𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐞́𝐣𝐚̀ 𝐬𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐦. 🔥

Prochain rendez-vous contre Rodez, dans le Chaudron, samedi (20h). 🔜

X · Aug 11, 2025, 8:49 PM

Sur le podium 🔥

(même nombre de points que 12 équipes)

[unreal axle]

Nan ça c'est aberrant

[weak viper]

145€ at the worst spot in the stadium for the lorient and Q$G game 🤡

[maiden relic]

🤮

[weak viper]

For context, 2 years ago I paid 150 for two tickets for both Lyon and AEK at a slightly better spot

[cursive plinth]

Any updates on Dolla I mean Donnarruma?

[snow nacelle]

...

[frigid acorn]

https://x.com/om_english/status/1954921725092565412?s=46

Olympique de Marseille 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 (@OM_English)

X · Aug 11, 2025, 3:03 PM

[open owl]

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1955270577041637830?s=46

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC)

🖊️ 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐥 : Kiki Kouyaté rejoint le Royal Antwerp FC 🇧🇪
Bonne continuation Kiki 💪

#PailladinUnJourPailladinToujours

X · Aug 12, 2025, 2:10 PM

Kiki Kouyaté has officially LEFT!

What a flop he was holy shit

6 MILLION euros, the most expensive player in the last 6 years & 2nd most expensive (after Savanier) in the last 10 years...

[unreal axle]

My season ticket is 50€ more expensive

[weak viper]

?? Are you on the ceiling or what

[unreal axle]

I'm with the DVE

[weak viper]

Oh

[unreal axle]

Level 0

[weak viper]

Here the least expensive is 270€ but you have all the UCL games included

In the virages

[open owl]

This singular game is 35€ more expensive than my entire season ticket last year in Ligue 1 and 45€ more expensive than my season ticket this season

[open owl]

^*

https://x.com/l2actu_/status/1955260779055161571?s=46

Actu Ligue 2 (@L2Actu_)

🚨 Sorti sur blessure contre le Red Star (1-1), Khalil Fayad souffre d'une LÉSION à la CUISSE gauche ! 😓🧡💙

Le milieu de terrain de Montpellier va manquer entre 4 et 6 SEMAINES de compétition. 🤕

(@MidiLibreSports)

X · Aug 12, 2025, 1:31 PM

PUTAIN !!!!!!!

MAIS PUTAINNN

[boreal moss]

https://discord.gg/ZxdphF6D?event=1402000382728736798

[weak viper]

It's actually both games but yeah that's way too much

[open owl]

Yeah

[remote wyvern]

Nice stp wallah

https://x.com/mamspunch/status/1780214634160500736?s=46

🇲🇱 (@MamsPunch)

PSG stp wallah

X · Apr 16, 2024, 12:40 PM

[weak viper]

You really have hope that Nice, who are already 2 goals down, win by 3 goals at Lisbon when only OM managed to win a UCL game in Portugal?

[remote wyvern]

"How can I bring up my club" ahh

😭

Believe

[weak viper]

Nice are the worst team in France when it comes to European competitions tho

[remote wyvern]

I know it’s been like 50 or 60 years they haven’t been in the ucl no ?

[weak viper]

Since 1961

[remote wyvern]

Damn well I believe. They NEED to eliminate the second most corrupt team in Portugal

[weak viper]

True Fuck Benfica

[remote wyvern]

Fuck Porto and Benfica 🔥🔥🔥

[lyric wasp]

OM lost to guimaraes no joke

Benfica robbed Toulouse

[weak viper]

OM went to 2 semifinals and a final in the last 10 years

[lyric wasp]

OM lost 13 in a row + lost to limassol in the last 10 years

Hardest uecl opponent they played was paok

You lost to feyenoord in the semi thats a disappointment

[covert smelt]

nice c'est un désastre rolala

on aurais vraiment du allez en ldc 🥲

le coef uefa qui va encore prendre grâce a nos amis niçois 😇

[remote wyvern]

Yeah never mind

[covert smelt]

Nice is gone 🥳 🥳

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1955344843665969532

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 OFFICIAL: Gigio Donnarumma statement.
︀︀
︀︀To the special Paris fans,
︀︀
︀︀From the first day I arrived, I gave everything – on and off the pitch – to earn my place and defend the goal of Paris Saint-Germain.
︀︀
︀︀Unfortunately, someone has decided that I can no longer be part of the group and contribute to the team’s success. I am disappointed and disheartened.
︀︀
︀︀I hope to have the opportunity to look the fans at the Parc des Princes in the eyes one more time and say goodbye as it should be done. If that doesn’t happen, I want you to know that your support and affection mean the world to me, and I will never forget it. I will always carry with me the memory of all the emotions, the magical nights, and of you, who made me feel at home.
︀︀
︀︀To my teammates – my second family – thank you for every battle, every laugh, every moment we shared. You will always be my brothers.
︀︀
︀︀Playing for this club and livin…

FxTwitter · Aug 12, 2025, 7:05 PM

[hard crane]

Nice are missing Boudaoui like crazy

[weak viper]

Told you

[robust adder]

Nice are so bad

[covert smelt]

saison 2025-26 pour nice 🦧

[robust adder]

This is concerning

[robust adder]

Tout ca pour finir 36e🤣🤣

[covert smelt]

j'ai hâte du 6 - 0 😻

[robust adder]

Nice est un club a l’abandon

[covert smelt]

mais comment il vous ont battu 3 - 1 au parc ???

[robust adder]

On s’est économisé a la fin du championnat+ tres bon match de Bulka

[covert smelt]

compréhensible plus vous aviez déjà gagner le championnat

[robust adder]

Comme le match contre Strasbourg on s’est juste éco

Le Havre aussi

[covert smelt]

jvai rien dire on a perdu contre le havre à la maison 😭

[robust adder]

C’est une bonne equipe pour faire des surprise

[covert smelt]

surtout contre lens le peno a la 90+1 😻

[robust adder]

Apres le match contre le havre les joueurs s’investissaient pas énormément dans le match j’ai l’impression

[covert smelt]

lgk on les sous estimes trop

[robust adder]

Jtrouve que c’est aussi un des problemes de l’équipe

Genre les matchs ou ont s’éco on joue bcp trop simple et bete et on se fait surprendre

[covert smelt]

après y'avait pas trop d'enjeu, je comprend les joueurs qui veulent pas se la tué, si ils peuvent évité des blessures c benef

[robust adder]

Ouais pas faux

On pouvais tellement leur en mettre 8

[covert smelt]

c'était la même pour nous contre Brest, au final on a perdu 2 - 0 et on a perdu la place pour la LDC 🦧

[robust adder]

Tout ca pour la laisser a Nice ptdr

[covert smelt]

Nice pour l'instant : Super Maillot Domicile & Se fait éteindre 4 - 0 contre le Benfica 🦧

[robust adder]

Benfica que vous auriez surement battus

[covert smelt]

aaaaah jsais pas on a perdu face a West Ham au TAB et on a perdu contre Côme (malgré un but hors jeu de Côme)

[robust adder]

Apres vous avez perdu certains cadres

[covert smelt]

Franchement cette année on va pas brilliet on a perdu la moitié de notre effectif , je vais voir cette année pour une année de transition

[robust adder]

En plus askip votre president fait le rat

[covert smelt]

réeel

pourtant j'ai vue sur transfermarkt on est le club qui a gagné le + de thune sur 5 ans en Ligue 1

après il nous a sauvé de Gerard Lopez j'ai rien a dire contre lui 🦧

[ionic veldt]

nice c'est vraiment des fraudes

ils passent meme pas la conference

[covert smelt]

on aurais pu prendre leurs place 😭

[remote wyvern]

Relegate Nice

As soon as possible

[covert smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-and-jesse-pinkman-handshake-walter-and-jesse-handshake-gif-12675755010462311397

[robust adder]

C’est a cause de Jim Ratcliffe

[robust adder]

Uniquement les revenus liés a la L1?

[covert smelt]

uniquement avec les transfers je crois bien

[robust adder]

Ahhh ouii

La deja la vous avez fait 90m je crois

Et vous auriez pu faire 130-140m

[covert smelt]

large

on sait pas trop vendre 😭

[robust adder]

J’ai vu ca

Daviad et Gomes gratuit

[covert smelt]

gomes il voulez juste partir au plus vite donc bon

après on aurais pu avoir un prix mais bon fin de contrat du connait

[gloomy ferry]

Rêve toujours

[robust adder]

Pas besoin de rever mdr

Le LOSC de 24/25 vous en met 4 ptdr

[gloomy ferry]

Oui oui

[robust adder]

Ptdr arrete de croire que le Benfica de 2025 c’est qq chose de fou hein

Le sporting est meilleur que vous

[gloomy ferry]

Typique fan PSG tjrs la grande gueule ouverte

[robust adder]

Chiale le benfiquiste

[robust adder]

Et j’ai pas la grande gueule d’ailleurs

[gloomy ferry]

Chiale par rapport a quoi ? Lol

[robust adder]

Bah apparemment j’ai une « grand gueule » parce que je dis des faits mdr

Bref c’est meme pas le salon pour ca

[ionic veldt]

on oublie pas le 4-1 par chelsea

LOL

[gloomy ferry]

Tu a une grande gueule car tu dit de l merde et croit avoir raison.

Tu rage pendant que c’est mm pas vous qu’on a jouer

[covert smelt]

faut juste avoir le contexte de la conversation, on a pas craché sur benfica du tout

[gloomy ferry]

J’ai craché sur personne moi

[covert smelt]

J'ai pas dit le contraire !

[robust adder]

Dire la vérité c’est dire de la merde ptdr?

A aucun moment j’ai craché sur benfica ptdr le Losc (en tout cas celui de 24/25) est meilleur que vous et c’est un fait

[gloomy ferry]

J’ai jms dit que benfica de 2025 etait qqch de fou
Deuxiement tu dit que sporting est mieux que nous

Donc, ci cela c’est oas des conneries, bas je sais pas ce que c’est

[robust adder]

Bah le sporting a fini champion donc oui mdr

[gloomy ferry]

Et moi j’ai crache sur eux par hasard ? Lol

[robust adder]

Gyokeres a laissé quelques traumatismes a ce que je vois

[gloomy ferry]

Actuellement ? Sans Gyokeres ? On vien de les battre 2-0 pour la super coupe si jms

[robust adder]

Je parle de 24/25

Si vous les avez battu bah la t’as raison oui

[weak viper]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1955374682854789196?t=eF7UsCx0OC3dp5Fwx_Mzmw&s=19 this is worse than our 13 losses shit

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗔̀ 𝟭𝟮 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 𝗗𝗘 𝗦𝗨𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗚𝗡𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗡 𝗘𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗘 ! 🥶🇪🇺

❌ 𝗗𝗘́𝗙𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗘 vs Benfica
❌ 𝗗𝗘́𝗙𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗘 vs Benfica
🤝 𝗠...

X · Aug 12, 2025, 9:03 PM

[lyric wasp]

Bientôt 20

[rain furnace]

😂 😂 😂

😂🤣

[round helm]

more embarrassing because nice finished 35th in the group stage

this is generational embarrassment

[unreal axle]

Ça se joue

Ça veut que je chiale enft

J'aimais trop Diakité je suis dégoûté

[covert smelt]

Un autre pilier de l'équipe qui s'en vas

[shrewd harness]

Vous avez perdu tous vos joueurs vous

Force

Votre gardien votre buteur votre meilleur défenseur

[unreal axle]

Non

C'est Alexsandro le meilleur pour moi

[trail spade]

WE JUST GOT BAFODEEEE

UP THE 🍒

[rancid peak]

https://x.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1955524734785032613

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague)

It's matchday in Udine 🏆

#SuperCup

X · Aug 13, 2025, 7:00 AM

[robust adder]

We need to smash some london farmers

[median topaz]

DO IT

[covert smelt]

take care of him 😔

[weak viper]

https://x.com/Santi_J_FM/status/1955608020022608235?t=ai3Fa_Y2OwlVNoiOqlkjuA&s=19

Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM)

🚨EXCL: 🔵⚪️🇽🇰 #Ligue1 |

❗️L'OM a entamé des discussions avec le LOSC pour Edon Zhegrova

💰 L'idée d'un prêt avec OA obligatoire est à l'étude

✅️ Zeghrova veut rejoindre l'OM

🛎 Ding Dong

Avec @sebnonda

https://t.co/EsiMB7SgFK

X · Aug 13, 2025, 12:31 PM

[robust adder]

Vous aimez bcp les prets avec OA

Bordel jpp vous faites un tres bon mercato

[covert smelt]

enfin il dégage zhegrova

[open owl]

https://x.com/dncgbot/status/1955659666848899396?s=46

DNCG_BOT (@DNCGBot)

📄 Nouveau document concernant la DNCG Amateur :

Relevé de décision du 13 août 2025

https://t.co/FznqVIyK5h

X · Aug 13, 2025, 3:56 PM

AJACCIO WILL NOT BE PLAYING IN NATIONAL!!!

THEY'RE GOING FROM LIGUE 2 TO REGIONAL 1 (6th division) AT BEST CASE SCENARIO

These fucking owners need to be jailed

[robust adder]

Owners in this country really needs to fuck off

[weak viper]

Gazelec will now be the best Ajaccio team

[robust adder]

Isnt Gazelec in like N2

[median topaz]

Too hight? He worth 70 milions

[weak viper]

N3

[covert smelt]

waaaaaaaah c grave encore un club mythique qui disparait

[weak viper]

mythique j'irai pas jusque là mais oui c triste

[cursive plinth]

PSG 5 Spurs 0

[median topaz]

Hope so

[rancid peak]

https://x.com/SpursOfficial/status/1955687643561574627
https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1955692396982812859

Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial)

Your Super Cup Spurs 👊

X · Aug 13, 2025, 5:47 PM

Paris Saint-Germain (@PSG_inside)

Le XI de départ de nos Parisiens ! 📋⚔️
︀︀
︀︀#SuperCup @easportsfcfr

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FxTwitter · Aug 13, 2025, 6:06 PM

[median topaz]

Zaire 😭😭

[blazing atlas]

spurs 3-1 psg trust

[nimble shale]

???

[blazing atlas]

what bro

[nimble shale]

All good

Enjoy the game if you are watching

[blazing atlas]

ty ty

chearing for spurs

[graceful mortar]

.

[blazing atlas]

ofc bro

[tall knot]

This channel is so quiet lmao

[remote wyvern]

Nope

[covert smelt]

cuz we don't really care about psg tbf

[thorn night]

PSG should sign a keeper

[blazing atlas]

hes had a good game icl

[thorn night]

Is donarumma available? He’s pretty good I hear

[covert smelt]

i feel like psg's keeper is gonna do like 2024-2025 donnaruma, ass in the beggining of the season, goated at the end of the season

[blazing atlas]

hes already done well

[covert smelt]

yeah, the probleme is one mistake and he automaticaly becomes "ass"

he did 2 wonderfull saves

the psg defense is laking

[snow nacelle]

Yes

[hidden citrus]

Hi

[remote wyvern]

PSG’s defence is lacking way too much. They need one man to save them

[blazing atlas]

barca propaganda bayern almost fell for it

[remote wyvern]

Bayern are buying him dw

[blazing atlas]

that was 2 years ago bro 😭 our defense is fine now

[covert smelt]

le psg dés qu'il se prennent le premier but

nan wallah pardon 😭

[covert smelt]

ICI C'EST PARIS 🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵

[snow nacelle]

We did itttt

Nobody more relieved than chevalier rn

[covert smelt]

Tottenham is shit without son

[snow nacelle]

They were perfectly fine in the game they just played

[covert smelt]

no ? they almost beat the ucl title holder 😭

[covert smelt]

They fumbled

Sooo badly

yeah that happens

but you can't say they are shit since they scored against you 2 times

Lloris and Son be eating burgers while watching Tottenham getting backshots

[covert smelt]

Remontada tho

[covert smelt]

remontada or not they weren't shit this time (for once)

[covert smelt]

Bottles as always

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-psg-liverpool-parado-no-bailão-comemoração-gif-17845592

next trophy in 18 years 🫡

[ionic veldt]

Bon.

[covert smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/desire-doue-dance-psg-paris-saint-germain-dancing-gif-12878961036493020037

[ionic veldt]

J'ai pris une douche froide sous Johnny Hallyday pour oublier ce match de fils de pute

[robust adder]

On a tellement mal joué n’empeche

[ionic veldt]

Ouais

Ce que Tottenham n'a pas compris

C'est qu'il faut pas jouer défensif avec vous

[robust adder]

Bah exact ptdr

[ionic veldt]

Le pressing était efficace mais ils avaient pas compris

[robust adder]

Le match de hakimi/kvara/wze vasi je pense je vais pas parler

Doué/dembelé aussi en soit

[ionic veldt]

J'ai envie de mourir en 10mins tout s'est baisé

J'étais content

Jusqu'à cque...

[robust adder]

Kang In Lee👑

[ionic veldt]

Par contre bien guez chevalier hyn

[covert smelt]

nnnnn arrête

[robust adder]

Bah c’est de sa faute le 2e but mais juste non

[covert smelt]

une boulette ça arrive

[robust adder]

Pour in premier match il a pas eté si atroce que ca

Il a arrete son peno

[ionic veldt]

Frr faut le faire quand même c'quil a fait

[robust adder]

Bah apres j’avoue la boulette est calamiteuse

[ionic veldt]

Aussi le joueur de Tottenham est con

Il plonge tout le temps en bas mais il tire en bas

[robust adder]

J’arrive pas a savoir qui a ete le pire entre Hakimi WZE et Kvara

[ionic veldt]

WZE?

[robust adder]

Zaire Emery

[ionic veldt]

Ahhh

Warren titulaire aussi

[robust adder]

Il était tellement nul waw

[ionic veldt]

Ah

[robust adder]

C’est dommage il avait une giga opportunité de reprendre confiance

[ionic veldt]

Par contre la ligue 1 va être compliqué vu le niveau calamiteux des joueurs

Sachant que votre banc est vide

[robust adder]

Bah c’est notre banc qui nous a permis de gagner pour le coup

[ionic veldt]

Ouais

Mais bon

Tottenham

17eme

[robust adder]

Mais ya des gros ajustements a faire c’est un fait ca

[ionic veldt]

Exact

[robust adder]

Kvara faut qu’il se bouge le cul

[covert smelt]

deja votre compo ajd elle était bizzard

[ionic veldt]

4-3-3

[robust adder]

Nan mais les joueurs

[covert smelt]

oe

[robust adder]

Kvara a droite je savais deja qu’il allait pas faire un bon match

[ionic veldt]

C'est pas 4-2-3-1 votre compo de base?

[robust adder]

Pas vraiment non

[robust adder]

Kvara est pas bon a droite

[ionic veldt]

C quoi dja

[robust adder]

Bah sur le papier 433

[ionic veldt]

Tout le temps?

[robust adder]

Sinon en possession c’est souvent du 3-2-5

[covert smelt]

doué pas ailier

[ionic veldt]

Ah voila jme disais

[robust adder]

4213 avec Doué en 10 aussi on l’as déja utilisé

[robust adder]

Doué en 8 ptdr

[ionic veldt]

Richarlison theory 🥀

[robust adder]

Le match calamiteux de Richarlison ptdr

Tellement mauvais ce mec

[ionic veldt]

Nn

Richarlison il a été bon

Le pressing et le placement

Il a effectué un très bon pressing et a eu un bon placement

[covert smelt]

"Richalison il a été bon, le pressing et le placement" + "il a effectué un très bon pressing et a eu un bon placement"

[hidden citrus]

Félicitations au PSG

[delicate sigil]

Desire Doue is a disappointing player

[robust adder]

Played as an 8 mate

[delicate sigil]

very weak player

average carrier too

not a great dribbler

PSG treble sadly putting players like this on a pedestal

[robust adder]

Not a great dribbler🤣🤣

People can switch up so bad for 1 bad match this is nuts

He played OUT OF POSITION mate

« Very weak player »

Can def tell you barely watch PSG and Doue matches

[ionic veldt]

MDRRR

J'avoue g merdé la

[delicate sigil]

overreaction,

let me rephrase, nowhere near the best

[delicate sigil]

he's not a maverick

He's a good player, and that's it

not elite, not an all-timer, just a good player

a silver boy if you may

similarly to Vitinha

[robust adder]

Vitinha is class mate

Right behind pedri in best midfielders itw mate

[robust adder]

You will see this season

[delicate sigil]

probably is class

again, second tier

[delicate sigil]

i've watched enough in the last year

[delicate sigil]

i hoped you, as a fanbase, would prop Joao Neves more

that's a potential all-timer there

by far your best midfielder

[rancid peak]

https://x.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1955738641554170197
https://fxtwitter.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1955761185837736341
https://fxtwitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1955743889186267446

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague)

The 2025 #SuperCup winners: Paris 🏆

X · Aug 13, 2025, 9:10 PM

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague)

A moment to cherish ❤️💙
︀︀
︀︀#SuperCup

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🆕🏆😍
︀︀
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FxTwitter · Aug 13, 2025, 9:30 PM

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/1955758976856891823

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

The UEFA Foundation for Children invited two Palestinian refugee children to take part in the medal ceremony alongside UEFA President Aleksander Čeferin at the 2025 UEFA Super Cup.

(via @UEFA)

X · Aug 13, 2025, 10:30 PM

[ionic veldt]

Stfu

[rancid peak]

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/1955743462730686810
so it didn't create a sextuple?

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

The only team that were able to stop PSG from achieving the sextuple: those Blues from west London, Chelsea 😏🔵

X · Aug 13, 2025, 9:29 PM

[robust adder]

No bc we needed CWC

[rancid peak]

what do you finish with then?

[robust adder]

Ligue 1 Coupe de France Trophee des Champions UCL and Supercup

(If you count supercup 24/25 season)

[rancid peak]

but what's the collection called? Because it was "quadruple" after getting the CL

[robust adder]

Well thats a quadruple

In french that would be quintuplé if we count supercup because 5 trophies

[rancid peak]

so it's still quadruple after winning the Super Cup?

[robust adder]

Depends on which season you count supercup is in

[wintry dagger]

Some say its from the upcoming season since, yeah, is next to begin. However, I think it should be the previous season, because they had to do win, by then, that champions, therefore they being able to dispute this cup

[weak viper]

guys with the first matchday coming soon I think it's time for the predictions (I thought the mods were making a channel like the previous season) so let's go

1 - OM
2 - Q$G
3 - Lille
4 - Monaco
5 - Rennes
6 - Strasbourg
7 - Nice
8 - Lens
9 - FC Lyon
10 - Auxerre
11 - Brest
12 - Paris FC
13 - Lorient
14 -Angers
15 - Toulouse
16 - Nantes
17 - Metz
18 - Le Havre

Top goalscorer : Bois Vert

Top assister : Paixao

[covert smelt]

Wah tu nous met 3eme t'es optimiste x)

[weak viper]

je sais pas pourquoi mais je sens que vous allez faire une grosse saison

[covert smelt]

Moi je vois l'opposé jsp pk

[weak viper]

en fait je vois surtout l'OM et paris avoir une gross bataille poiur le titre et mettre pas mal de points d'avance sur le 3ème

car monaco je pense qu'ils vont flop

[covert smelt]

La ligue 1 va peut être être enfin excitant

[weak viper]

et giroud va vous faire une grosse saison aussi

[covert smelt]

J'espère mdr il a un salaire de ministre j'espère il en claque minimum 20 cette saison

[weak viper]

Flop of the season : Ansu Fati

[boreal moss]

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2. Deadline – Submit your table before <t:1755471600:f>
3. Scoring System:

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• Within 1 position – 1 point (e.g., Chelsea predicted 5th, finish 4th or 6th)
• Bonus – 5 points for correctly predicting the league winner
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How to Submit
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[weak viper]

why only for the epl tho 😔

[solar gale]

average football fan not that knowledgeable on other leagues unfortunately

[wheat nymph]

Lille 3rd??😭

[waxen palm]

OW 1st

Lille 3e mdrrr c'est trop

Rennes I wouldn't say top 5 yet but at least top 7

They're progressing slowly

[wheat nymph]

1 - psg
2 - OM
3 - monaco
4 - strasbourg
5 - lille
6 - nice
7 - rennes
8 - Lens
9 - FC Lyon
10 - brest
11 - paris fc
12 - auxeree
13 - Lorient
14 -toulouse
15 - angers
16 - Nantes
17 - Metz
18 - Le Havre

[open owl]

Blud copied me but I just can't prove it

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

I feel like we put OM at first every year & they shit themselves

We should put them 8th for once

[weak viper]

true

[weak viper]

this season will be a bit like the last season except the top 2 will be far ahead and all teams between 3rd and 7th will be very close at the end of the season

[covert smelt]

nah put us at forth its our lucky spot 🦧

1 PSG
2 OM
3 Monaco
4 Lens
5 Lille 🦧
6 Strasbourg
7 Lyon
8 Nice
9 Rennes
10 Brest
11 Auxerre
12 Angers
13 Nantes
14 Paris FC
15 Lorient
16 Toulouse
17 Le Havre
18 Metz

[cosmic fractal]

Nah monaco is 2 second

[weak viper]

no way

monaco is 3rd at best

[cosmic fractal]

Why they are same

[weak viper]

?

unlike us monaco didn't improve this season

they kept their best players but only got fati, pogba (both gonna spend more time injured than playing) and dier who is slow as fuck

while we improved our defence which was one of our weaknesses last season

(we got medina, cj, weah)

[safe stratus]

guys i was fan of PSG since 2023 ucl barca vs psg before the match i was fan

and after since then i hate dortmund and the post and love inter (for letting us score) and slighty hate chelsea

[undone aurora]

Guys zabarnyi to psg

[modern citrus]

1 PSG
2 OM
3 Monaco
4 Strasbourg
5 Lille
6 Rennes
7 Lyon
8 Lens
9 Paris FC
10 Brest
11 Nantes
12 Auxerre
13 Toulouse
14 Le Havre
15 Lorient
16 Nice
17 Angers
18
19
20
21
22 Metz

[robust adder]

Metz😭😭

[trail vortex]

You should've put Arsenal at 2nd imo.

[robust adder]

1 PSG
2 OM
3 ASM
4 LOSC
5 Rennes
6 Strasbourg
7 OL
8 RC Lens
9 OGC Nice
10 Paris FC
11 Brest
12 Toulouse
13 AJA
14 Lorient
15 Havre AC
16 Fc Nantes
17 Angers SCO
18 Fc Metz

[humble gyro]

bro is @trail vortex fucking dumb,how can arsenal play in ligue 1 dawg

[trail vortex]

Arsenal has to be 2nd everywhere, no matter the competition, no matter what, Arsenal is always second.

[modern citrus]

sure, let's do it again

1. Caen
2. Arsenal
3. Sochaux
4. Valenciennes
5. Rouen
6. Versailles
7. Concarneau
8. Orléans
9. Dijon
10. Quevilly
11. Chateauroux
12. Aubagne
13. Villefranche
14. Bourg-en-Bresse
15. Paris 13 Atletico
16. Stade Briochin
17. Fleury
18. Le Puy

[humble gyro]

fr mb bro

i understand the joke

[trail vortex]

I agree.

[weak viper]

the whole OM community is rioting because ligue 1 + hired castaldi who is a known OM hater but when it's about bois vert they are all quiet

[covert smelt]

you think ligue 1 + is worth it ?

[weak viper]

Yes

Especially if you are young you have the 9.99€ per month offer

[robust adder]

9.99/ month for our beautiful Ligue 1 is totally worth it

If its what is needed to save Ligue 1

[weak viper]

• next season they might broadcast all 9 games

and perhaps ligue 2 too

[covert smelt]

i'll buy it 4 sure 🫡

[robust adder]

Rennes Marseille tommorow

I can’t properly hatewatch bc i know damn well Marseille will prob win

[lyric wasp]

Hatewatch franck au ski

Ez

[robust adder]

Il a fait quoi Premyszlaw pour se faire hatewatch

[lyric wasp]

C un lensois qui est grv nul sauf quand il affronte le losc

Donc il mérite le hatewatch

[covert smelt]

hatewatch lens tout court

[robust adder]

J’espere qu’on en met 5 a mes chers nantais

[open owl]

Bah en fait techniquement parlant en tout cas c'est impossible de finir 22e dans une compétition à 18 équipes hein fin c'est pas mathématiquement possible

[lyric wasp]

Les 4 premiers de ligue 2 mériteront d’être au dessus d'eux

[open owl]

merci mec

[trail vortex]

Ligue 1 McDonald's's Ligue 1 McDonald's prediction :

1. PSG
2. OM
3. AS Monaco
4. LOSC Lille
5. RC Strasbourg
6. OL
7. RC Lens
8. Stade Rennais
9. Stade Brestois
10. Paris FC
11. OGC Nice
12. Toulouse FC
13. AJ Auxerre
14. Lorient
15. Le Havre
16. Nantes
17. Angers
18. Metz

[near basin]

Marseille in 2nd

Nah

[weak viper]

Who then

Except if you're putting us in first

[near basin]

Hell no

Marseille is my favorite French team

But Lille or Monaco are going above

[weak viper]

Bruh

Lille is NOT finishing above us they don't even have a competitive first eleven yet

Monaco will flop trust

[robust adder]

Lille😭😭🙏

Marseille ACTUALLY have a decent team

[wheat nymph]

Is that magassa guy good?

For monaco

[trail vortex]

https://youtu.be/gEIsoqmyORA?si=hyQmq3bgBLZoNb_4

[wheat nymph]

He is nothing like kone tho

[weak viper]

https://x.com/Santi_J_FM/status/1956083923127296439?t=oi7BQS0OIbkbuGDT1M3RCQ&s=19

Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM)

🚨EXCL: 🔵⚪️🇽🇰 #Ligue1 |

✍️ L'OM a proposé un contrat jusqu'en juin 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣9️⃣ à Edhon Zeghrova

❗️Discussions toujours en cours avec see agents pour trouver un accord

➡️ Zeghrova est emballé à l'idée de rejoindre l'OM

https://t.co/Igo6nLtYTJ

X · Aug 14, 2025, 8:02 PM

[shrewd harness]

The obvious predictions are PSG 1st and Metz in Ligue 2

Everything else remains to be seen.

[deep hawk]

Lille will not be top 5

[hollow grotto]

Marseille top 3

[robust adder]

Grass is green ahh statement

[hollow grotto]

Mb

[hollow grotto]

I lowk feel like lille will be the next sevilla

And slowly fall off

[round helm]

Lens UCL

[near basin]

Yeah

Dang

Can't say Prism FC

You know what, I'm not even a Marseille fan anymore after they brought in a green apple of sorts

[shrewd harness]

Marseille has trouble finishing on the podium two years in a row, especially during seasons when they are in the Champions League, it's not obvious.

[shrewd harness]

Finishing in the top 5 will not be too complicated for LOSC even if many regular players have left the club.

We're still talking about Lille and the competition isn't very strong outside the top 3.

[shrewd harness]

No, there's really little chance that Lens will qualify for the Champions League, why not the Europa League or the Conference League?

[round helm]

Satriano top scorer

(he didnt do that, he just scored the goal for getafe to beat madrid at the bernabeu for the first time in 17 years)

Nidal Čelik defender of the season in L1

Ojediran masterclasses weekly

[shrewd harness]

Their squad seems too light compared to the other teams in the top 4, it's not at all the Lens of 2 years ago.

[round helm]

2 years ago Khusanov was a random guy bought from the belarus league for 100k euros

Lens has world class scouting, far better than brighton who the media likes to glaze

shit lens bought thauvin who was very good for a bad udinese team

[shrewd harness]

Sure, they're recruiting very well, but will their recruitment this season be enough to finish ahead of Monaco or Marseille? Knowing that they lost half their players this last season (Danso Frankowski Medina Samba Khusanov etc)

[round helm]

they beat monaco 4-0 this season with only medina being in the squad from the aforementioned

[shrewd harness]

We'll have to see if he can still hold up physically.

[round helm]

he should with good time management

[shrewd harness]

I wish them to be competitive this season.

I want a strong Ligue 1

[weak viper]

The last time we were in the UCL we finished 3rd but ok

[weak viper]

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-ngolo-kante-matchday-gif-23854211

[weak viper]

https://fixupx.com/Ligue1/status/1956264603354112039?t=Dt-WwNxAXI9e6qSV1o4Rdw&s=19

Ligue 1 McDonald's (@Ligue1)

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FixupX · Aug 15, 2025, 8:00 AM

Nouveau générique

Plus d'IA enfin

[covert smelt]

nah we loaded but our president doesn't buy sh*t, we will defo make it top 7 at least and play Europe

[weak viper]

Squad for tonight's game

[weak viper]

Didn't even realize but maupay, moumbagna and Lirola aren't there

Paixao is injured

[open owl]

@magic island ‼️‼️‼️

HUGE BREAKING NEWS!!!

Montpellier has signed a DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER from Ajaccio that has gone bankrupt!

https://x.com/l2actu_/status/1956266308716155032?s=46

Actu Ligue 2 (@L2Actu_)

🚨💣 BREAKING ! EVERSON JR DÉBARQUE À MONTPELLIER ! 🧡💙

Le milieu passe en ce moment sa visite médicale avec le MHSC, avant de signer un contrat de 3 ANS. 🖋

(@LeMechenoua)

X · Aug 15, 2025, 8:06 AM

A DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER AT MHSC, HOLY SHIT!

National HOLIDAY

[magic island]

WE ARE SO BACK

[waxen palm]

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FixupX · Aug 14, 2025, 7:25 PM

[pseudo island]

Where does this team finish next season

I think 10th honestly ppl kinda overtating them icl

I saw ppl saying they could go for european football

[modern citrus]

we better

[weak viper]

they won't

[pseudo island]

And thats without trap and geubbels being official official yet even if almost confirmed

[weak viper]

i think their aim for this season is to finish midtable

[pseudo island]

Marseille and monaco top 3 is pretty certain

[waxen palm]

10-12th at best

[pseudo island]

Yes

Idk why ppl are saying european football

😭

[waxen palm]

Because they're a well owned club and also Parisian that's why

[pseudo island]

Yeah

My prediction remains tho

1. Psg
2. Monaco
3. Marseille
4. Strasbourg
5. Lille
6. Rennes
7. Lens
8. Nice
9. Lyon
10. Auxerre
11. Paris fc
12. Brest
13. Le havre
14. Angers
15. Lorient
16. Nantes
17. Toulouse
18. Metz

[robust adder]

11th-12th

[weak viper]

Monaco isn't finishing 2nd

[maiden relic]

Pour vous objectivement quel club français est le plus historique

[weak viper]

t'as vu le post de meteo foot toi

[maiden relic]

oe

[weak viper]

sinon c'est l'OM et sainté proche

[trail vortex]

ASSE

[maiden relic]

La vérité Jv prendre les foudres des autres bordelais mais j’ai voté OM

Et sinon j’aurais dis asse en top1 oe

[weak viper]

si l'asse aurait gagné des trophées importants récemment j'aurais peut-être dit eux au lieu de l'OM mais leur palmarès est un peu trop vieux pour les metttre top 1 contrairement à nous

[weak viper]

après je t'avoue c'est pas la commu anti-OM de météo foot qui va me faire changer d'avis

[maiden relic]

Y’a 0 objectivité dans les sondages

Fin je veux bien qu’il y est une rivalité etc mais le but c’est d’être objectif

Après de tt façon Bordeaux a une commu de debiles mdrr

Qd on voit que bcp défendent encore Lopez

[weak viper]

mais y a pas que bordeaux qui vote hein

je peux comprendre pour eux mais quand y a des supporters de clubs qui veulent s'inventer une rivalité type metz auxerre etc c'est incompréhensible

[robust adder]

Sainté vous ou l’OM

Reims n’est pas trop loin dans le débat

[weak viper]

Reims si t'enlèves les années 50

[robust adder]

Ahh le mec il a passss

[weak viper]

1 - OM
2 - ASSE
3 - Monaco
4 - Bordeaux

[robust adder]

Ya aucune objectivité chez les fans de foot francais laisse tomber

Surtout chez nous et chez les marseillais

J’ai vu des Rabiot>Joao Neves je savais déja

[weak viper]

dans la commu météo foot c'est pire parce que autre part y a beaucoup de gens qui trollent mais là bas ils sont 1er degré pour la plupart

[maiden relic]

Oe voila

[robust adder]

Quand je vois les avis de certains supporters de mon propre club j’ai envie de sauter d’un pont

[weak viper]

c'est le problème d'avoir une commu de footix

[robust adder]

J’ai vu des PSG 2025>Barca 2011 je saignais des yeux

[weak viper]

y a toujours des gens qui veulent le départ de balerdi en 2025 pour te dire

[robust adder]

Top 5 central de ligue 1

[weak viper]

et pas 5eme je sais mais y en a ils regardent pas les matchs c'est pas possible autrement

[robust adder]

Des mecs nous comparent a des équipes qui nous laissent pour mort

[robust adder]

J’ai vu des Beraldo>Balerdi aaah je savais deja

[weak viper]

entre ça les #VenteOM et les gens qui veulent le départ de longoria ça y est

[maiden relic]

J’suis d’accord et Nantes derrière je pense

[robust adder]

Ca leurs dit un petit retour de JHE?

[weak viper]

oui

[weak viper]

je pense ils préféreraient ça

[robust adder]

Il pissait tellement sur votre club mdr

[weak viper]

nantes c'est au même niveau que bordeaux pour moi

[weak viper]

"paris paris on t'aime" 😭

[robust adder]

Nan lvrt c’est trop🤣🤣

C’est comme si Nasser chantait Aux Armes

Bon maintenant dimanche

Il est temps de taper la racaille nantaise

Projet 34 victoires

[pseudo island]

Historique marseille plus grand Paris

[pseudo island]

Si si 100%

Votre equipe est archi surcotée

Mercato pas si fou que ça

Monsco tjrs solide

J'ai acheté ce ptit banger pour aller au stade live voir le 1er match de ligue 1 ça va etre une dinguerie

Je supporte pas rennes mais le maillot est grave beau

[covert smelt]

Chevalliar or donnaruma

[weak viper]

en quoi elle est surcotée?

monaco a eu un mercato surcoté par contre

[robust adder]

Pas du tout et je dis ca en tant que parisien ptdr

[weak viper]

On a recruté que des joueurs qui ont déjà joué la ldc + CJ qui était le meilleur défenseur de la meilleure deuxième division du monde

[robust adder]

Je viens d’acheter ligue 1+

On supporte la l1

[covert smelt]

moi jvai la gratté a un pote 🐀

[robust adder]

Ptdrr

[weak viper]

🚨 Kondogbia is STARTING TONIGHT

[robust adder]

Souleymane Diawara il fait pas d’effort en consultant mdr

[weak viper]

Rulli - Egan Riley, Kondogbia, Balerdi, Murillo - Hojbjerg, Gomes, Rabiot - Rowe, Gouiri, Bois Vert

[covert smelt]

ça fait du mal de le dire mais votre équipe elle envoie mdrrr

[robust adder]

Réel💔

[covert smelt]

noo on a giroud an pouinte

[robust adder]

Egan riley lateral gauche ???

[weak viper]

Y a juste kondogbia parce que Medina est suspendu

[covert smelt]

qq mm frr 😭

[weak viper]

Non a droite

[robust adder]

Ah il peux jouer lateral

Jsavais pas

[weak viper]

Oui c'est pour faire une def à 3

[robust adder]

Deja que j’ai du mal avec Medina latéral mdr

[robust adder]

Ouais avec Murillo qui monte jvois

[weak viper]

Exactement

[robust adder]

Murillo et Rowe en piston
Rabiot Gomes Hojberg au milieu
Boisvert gouiri en buteur

Je comprends le buildup

[covert smelt]

aubameyang est sur le banc ?

[robust adder]

Yes

[covert smelt]

sah c'est le joueur qui m'excite le plus à marseille

[weak viper]

Non?

C'est vraiment une def à 4 avec Murillo et CJ sur les côtés

[robust adder]

Ah

Bah mb

[covert smelt]

valenciennes qui arrive pas a mettre un but contre le puy foot 🦧

[weak viper]

Rennes ultras' banner : "Faire une Rongier (expr.) : jeter son honneur au caniveau, perdre toute crédibilité et respect pour sa propre personne" 🥶

[rain furnace]

That's tuff

[open owl]

Goal Nancy against promoted Boulogne

[rain furnace]

Bro did u see the goal

[open owl]

Nah is it nice?

[rain furnace]

yeah

[open owl]

Ligue 2 is cooking this season

Only bangers

[rain furnace]

Fr

Clermont relgeation season 🤞

[covert smelt]

pendant que vous regarder la L2 moi je regarde la nationale

https://tenor.com/view/little-giants-muscles-flex-body-gif-8166629236823965332

[shrewd harness]

Envoyez la compo de Rennes svp j'ai envie de rigoler

[open owl]

Bastiaaa kick off their season

[weak viper]

https://x.com/staderennais/status/1956414410068574715

Stade Rennais F.C. (@staderennais)

La composition Rouge et Noir pour affronter l’OM 👥

#SRFCOM

X · Aug 15, 2025, 5:55 PM

[rain furnace]

Not that bad

[weak viper]

Average fdaouch my FM legend

[shrewd harness]

😂😂

Waah leur attaque c'est sérieux

Elle paraît loin l'époque de Doku Terrier Bourigeaud

[weak viper]

Meïté il est bon hein

[shrewd harness]

On verra

[rain furnace]

Nice in european competition: 🤡 🤡 🤡

🤡

🤡 🤡

[trail vortex]

I HATE NICE

[rain furnace]

I HATE NICE

[median topaz]

Nice is nice

[shrewd harness]

Nice quand faut faire autre chose que des saluts nazi en virage

[rain furnace]

Ok let's not stretch it now

[weak viper]

WE HATE NICE

[shrewd harness]

They are fascists, all of France must hate them, worst club in France

[weak viper]

Is he wrong tho?

[rain furnace]

No he's not wrong

[trail vortex]

Bet Nice is losing on purpose.

[covert smelt]

la pire chose a propo de notre club c'est que nos ultra sont amis avec les ultra nicois

[rain furnace]

Oof

[weak viper]

Peut-être parce que vos ultras sont pas mieux

[shrewd harness]

[rain furnace]

😂 😂

[covert smelt]

les ultras de foot sont pas les meilleurs en general

[shrewd harness]

La DVE ils sont plutôt à l'extrême droite aussi

[covert smelt]

pas faux

[rain furnace]

mais les tiens sont horribles 😂

comme les ultras de nice

[rain furnace]

am i wrong

[covert smelt]

yes

[rain furnace]

How

[covert smelt]

ya 100x pires en ultras hein 😭

[robust adder]

La VAR sous casque HyperX ptn je chiale

[covert smelt]

attention je respecte pas les actions des notres ❌

[weak viper]

Les ultras de lille sont vraiment pas dégueu pour le coup

[rain furnace]

c'est bien 👍

[rain furnace]

commit to the hating bro

[weak viper]

C'est juste que leur stade est vide

[robust adder]

Hatewatch marseille qui commence

[weak viper]

KICKOFF

[rain furnace]

YES

[shrewd harness]

Hatewatch annulé l'adversaire c'est Rennes

[rain furnace]

Allez rennes!!

[shrewd harness]

Victoire sereine de Marseille

[rain furnace]

nah it's ok

[robust adder]

(Jvais regarder 15m du match ya la Premier League apres )

[covert smelt]

cette année il c'est bien remplie franchement

45k spectateur en moyenne

c'est un record

[rain furnace]

hatewatch marseille > premier league

c'est vrai ou faux 🤔 👆

[shrewd harness]

C'est faux !!

En ligue 1

En LDC par contre ça sera intéressant

[rain furnace]

I hatewatch every marseille game

be a real hater

[robust adder]

Le lien d’ame entre Rennes et les hors jeu

[covert smelt]

rennes essaye de ne pas être hors jeu challenge (impossible)

[weak viper]

Hojbjerg what are you doing

Insane dive by Al tamari

Hojbjerg has missed several dangerous passes

Murillo is hurt

That should be a red??

At least a yellow

He destroyed Murillo's ankle

VAR CHECK

RED CARD

AIT BOUDLAL RED

We're finally getting ref'd like the other temas

[torpid cliff]

For me it's yellow

He just stepped on the foot

That's not uncommon

[weak viper]

On the ankle

[torpid cliff]

Yes true

[weak viper]

HT

[covert smelt]

ptn quelle premiere mi temps dommage ya pas eu de but

[weak viper]

Sub gouiri off

Rulli was our best player this first half

Second half started

Weah is on kondo off

Rowe bruh

Wake up

Rowe off

Auba on

Deserved

Awful game from him

Come on guys we have to score

[waxen palm]

Bruh I put 2-1 on MPP man

For OW

If yall don't score

[weak viper]

Garcia on btw for murillo

Come on please

I would take a 0-1 win

Bakola on for gomes

Vaz on for gouiri

[keen arrow]

Rennes scores

[waxen palm]

LOOOOOOOOLLLL

😭😭😭😭

[lyric wasp]

STOP THE COUNT GUYS

[weak viper]

Goal Rennes. 1-0.

[lyric wasp]

MARSEILLE IS 18TH

[waxen palm]

All those signings for the same result I'm dying

[weak viper]

I don't think he's offside

[waxen palm]

[weak viper]

Only Gomes and cj were playing

[covert smelt]

crazy bruh 😭

[waxen palm]

Auba is playing rn too

[weak viper]

Bois vert is fucking shit today

[hexed peak]

Force

18eme ✌️

[waxen palm]

Almost 2

[covert smelt]

QUELLE RATE

DOMMAGE

quelle passe aussi

[keen arrow]

How did Marseille let Rennes win? 💔

[waxen palm]

FT

[covert smelt]

🥳

[weak viper]

FT

[waxen palm]

1-0

[covert smelt]

2 tirs cadré c chaud

[weak viper]

I knew that Rennes squad was good bruh

I don't understand why we kept crossing the ball when it clearly wasn't working

And Rowe and Bois vert don't know that they can pass the ball

[robust adder]

Mohamed henni va se régaler

[weak viper]

I fucking hate offside trap

[robust adder]

Enfin l’inverse

Il va bien rager

[weak viper]

I legit had flashbacks of the Brest away game in 2024

Next time start auba

Gouiri was useless all game

[weary vale]

La rentrée de Ludovic Blas contre Marseille est la plus grande prestation d'un numéro 10 de l'histoire du football devant Maradona 86

Merci Rennes !!!

[hexed peak]

😭

[weak viper]

Une saison c'est 34 matchs hein

[covert smelt]

réel

[weak viper]

Naples ont perdu leur premier match 3-0 l'année dernière

[weary vale]

Oui

[weak viper]

En plus rennes sont loin d'etre une mauvaise équipe surtout à l'extérieur

[remote wyvern]

Liquidate marseille bruh

[hexed peak]

T’a vraiment espoir ?

[remote wyvern]

And tell Greenwood to LEAVE THE FUCKIGN BALL SOMETIMES

But near the end their was a foul that wasn’t called

[weak viper]

bah oui surtout cette saison on a la meilleure équipe depuis longtemps et vous avez pas de prépa

[weak viper]

yes

[hexed peak]

Si tu le dis

[weak viper]

but still we can't say the ref was shit today

[hexed peak]

De toute façon faut croire en son club

[open owl]

LOOOOOLLLLL

BON BAH C'EST PAS L'ANNÉE DE L'OM

[weak viper]

https://tenor.com/view/ligue2-gif-13434631

[weak viper]

that too

bro doesn't know he can pass the ball

[calm pulsar]

Fuckin Marseille

Absolute bums

Even a relegated championship team could beat em

[old whale]

Marseille pure ass rn

[calm pulsar]

Cant fuckin score against 10 men in 70 minutes

[old whale]

[calm pulsar]

🤣

[old whale]

Marseille also has a toxic fanbase

🥀

[waxen palm]

[shrewd harness]

Rions

[old whale]

They lost 1-0

[shrewd harness]

😂😂

[old whale]

🥀

[shrewd harness]

Bon vu le match de Rowe je pense qu'il va partir