though it would've been funny as shit 😂😂😂
#ligue-1
open owl
open owl
@magic island 🚨 Yesterday, a fan asked Khazri "what sauce do you put on your XL tacos?!" after the fulltime whistle, to which the Tunisian player responded with "your grandmother's a wh*re", sparking a big argument, with Savanier attempting to calm everyone down. During this, a fan said "Savanier you're bad!", to which Téji responded, unheatedly, with "shut your mouth".
This club's downfall is huge man
stiff plaza
<@903206717058342942> 🚨 Yesterday, a fan asked Khazri "what sauce do you put on...
I wonder where will the good players go
I can feel a Savanier at Rennes, but idk why
weak viper
I'm going to see my first ever game 🔥🔥🔥
enjoy!
ebon creek
🥶
open owl
@magic island 🚨🚨🚨
BREAKING NEWS: ZOUMANA CAMARA IS THE NEW MHSC MANAGER FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE SEASON AND FOR THE NEXT 2 SEASONS IN LIGUE 2!
AS MENTIONED HERE!!! He's coming from PSG U19!
I AM SO EXCITED. MY GAFFER.
@waxen palm Papus is a montpellierain now
ebon creek
dang
waxen palm
<@903206717058342942> 🚨🚨🚨
**__BREAKING NEWS: ZOUMANA CAMARA IS THE NEW MHSC ...
HOLY SHIT
NO WAY
open owl
I can feel a Savanier at Rennes, but idk why
Savanier is going to Qatar I believe
snow nacelle
Toulouse v Lille
Enjoy!!! 💙 💙
covert smelt
Savanier is going to Qatar I believe
Getting that moula
Hel be able to flex his wage even more
"Mais quand tu gagnes 280 mille euros par mois 🤓 "
ebon creek
🤓
open owl
@magic island Press conference planned at 3 PM
waxen palm
YES FUCKING SIRRRRRRR
Good luck to him trying to scrap smth out of this team 😭
Will be nice to see
open owl
Good luck to him trying to scrap smth out of this team 😭
He's not getting this team
He will be given freedom to build his own squad
Modibo Sagnan is going to Leeds United
magic island
He will be given freedom to build his own squad
yay
magic island
<@903206717058342942> 🚨🚨🚨
**__BREAKING NEWS: ZOUMANA CAMARA IS THE NEW MHSC ...
We are so back
tired warren
thoughts on paris fc's takeover?
topaz magnet
This channel has become a Montpellier channel.
topaz magnet
thoughts on paris fc's takeover?
I would like to see how they perform next year in Ligue 1.
tired warren
I would like to see how they perform next year in Ligue 1.
same, them vs psg would definitely be a derby
althought currently psg are a bigger club
i see a future where paris fc
are much better
lunar gust
that will only happen if they dont miss that promotion
snow nacelle
This channel has become a Montpellier channel.
Montpellier has always been the soul of this channel
open owl
This channel has become a Montpellier channel.
Real
Nicollin going to war with the US or something 😂😂😂 https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1909597693690728921?s=46
X
Look at how happy he is LMFAO
ebon creek
This channel has become a Montpellier channel.
good, montpellier is the most relevant club in the world
ebon creek
Look at how happy he is LMFAO
😂😭😭
open owl
This channel has become a Montpellier channel.
U not yet ready for Zoumana Camara's first press conference
open owl
EVERYONE is a montpellier fan a little bit
ebon creek
yes true i meant not my main club
ofc montpellier got some space in ma heart
who doesn't
open owl
we accept everyone no need for it to be main 😌😌
ebon creek
🙏
open owl
Zoumana Camara: "I'm so proud to come here. I mean we're not talking about any club here, we're at Montpellier. It's such an honor. This club has huge history. I decided to come here to end this season in the best of ways, to see who's working good, who will continue with us. I am here to build a squad for years to come."
Journalist: "What type of football do you want to play?"
Camara: "I know some managers talk to you about possession, beautiful football, gegenpressing, everything about modern football... I want to first of all adapt to the squad today.
But I spent the last 16 years at PSG, a team that loves to hold possession and dominate. I want to install this playstyle at Montpellier."
😂😂😂 @waxen palm we're coming
magic island
Zoumana Camara: "I'm so proud to come here. I mean we're not talking about any c...
THIS IS THE MHSC!
Bro I am happy for once
when I meant if we sack MDZ we will avoid relegation I meant we get this guy
Not my grandpa
open owl
when I meant if we sack MDZ we will avoid relegation I meant we get this guy
Respect for Gasset, I'm glad he came honestly
Otherwise those shit players would have ruined Camara's reputation
I'd rather relegate with another coach & then have him pick up fresh to prepare from the start than have a difficult season
magic island
Respect for Gasset, I'm glad he came honestly
Squad wasn’t bad until January tbf
Like
Gasset started working
In January
Then Nicollin had to get involved
open owl
Squad wasn’t bad until January tbf
We were gonna sell either way
compact merlin
Salut
small lintel
Ça va
small lintel
Ouais tranquille, et ta journée ?
small lintel
Aight im still bad in french 😭🙏
😭
waxen palm
Zoumana Camara: "I'm so proud to come here. I mean we're not talking about any c...
Lmfaooo asking to play a beautiful playstyle at MHSC is crazy bruh
Not this early
open owl
Not this early
Nah he said not this early but he's here for the future
boreal mossBOT
summer gull
Marseille overtaking Monaco. Strasbourg with their first win streak of 5 in over 40 years in Ligue 1 🔥
fathom gazelle
Yes
open owl
How the fuck did Madrid lose 3-0 to Arsenal
Man this is a joke I swear
Even MHSC didn't lose 3-0
ebon creek
Lol
misty pollenBOT
DisBall
royal bloom
covert smelt
Man this is a joke I swear
lol
ebon creek
THANK YOUUU
covert smelt
Even MHSC didn't lose 3-0
as an arsenal fan, this is a gud jk
stiff plaza
I am not that confident ngl
stiff plaza
For me it's 4-1.
I like this season, because I feel like the fans in general are trying to stay humble unlike the arrogant opponents
so to say we will win it is kinda hard
topaz magnet
so to say we will win it is kinda hard
At home PSG has to win otherwise it'll be difficult at Villa Park.
stiff plaza
At home PSG has to win otherwise it'll be difficult at Villa Park.
true
there should be a group just for Psg here
waxen palm
X
waxen palm
Predictions for the PSG vs Aston Villa game?
I'd say 3-1 for us
We better put a performance like Pool but finishing our chances this time would be great
I need a Doue and Dembele masterclass
topaz magnet
Predictions for the PSG vs Aston Villa game?
@vague abyss
vague abyss
<@1328042493803237568>
2-0
sterile fractal
https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1909886509014036545?s=19
When did PSG buy Ibrahima Mbaye???
Kimpembe still a PSG player????
I thought he plays in Qatar with Draxler and Verratty
waxen palm
When did PSG buy Ibrahima Mbaye???
He's one of our youngsters bro 😭
He's only 17
Luis gives him time to play too
He scored against ASSE even 😂
waxen palm
Kimpembe still a PSG player????
He loves the club way too much to leave btw but still it ain't the man we knew yet
open owl
https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1909886509014036545?s=19
Petez le cul à cet argentin de merde
Je veux 5-0 minimum
après t'innoves
snow nacelle
2-0
I'm feeling a 2-0 too
But then again I know nothing about aston villa
I'm excited!!!
ebon creek
4-0 today my prediction
ebon creek
Kimpembe still a PSG player????
Ya and he played agaisnt saint etienne
ebon creek
When did PSG buy Ibrahima Mbaye???
we didn't buy him we picked him up for u19 or u17 i think
waxen palm
Come on lads, let's perform good this time 🙏🏽
Martinez getting whistled in France at the start as per
tired hawk
Goodluck psg
waxen palm
Thanks big Pelican
open owl
Allez Paris
lyric wasp
Paris please France has a revenge to take
open owl
Goal Aston Villa. 1-0.
tired hawk
😭
waxen palm
that's on Nuno
open owl
Does Nuno choose his matches?
waxen palm
These idiots never learn bruh
What's the point of having the ball if you can't score
HOLY SHIT AGAIN
tired hawk
Goal
waxen palm
FFS
tired hawk
1-1
waxen palm
YES
tired hawk
Doue
keen arrow
What's the point of having the ball if you can't score
Right at the moment when you’re crashing out
😭
snow nacelle
Ahhhhh
agile nova
Holy shit
waxen palm
WHAT A GOALLLLLLLLLLL
open owl
WHATTTT
raven forge
I'm in shock
open owl
Well we saw what happened again when we play for nothing
Almost Liverpool vibes
waxen palm
Just need to finish the job
waxen palm
Right at the moment when you’re crashing out
It was all part of the masterplan
stiff plaza
it is a bit annoying now
getting a goal at every chance the opponent has
just like vs Asse, Dunkerque
tired hawk
2-1
tired hawk
Kvara
open owl
GAOAOLALALALLAA
agile nova
Crazy
waxen palm
KKksksnddkdkdkdkkfifri
open owl
THIS IS INSANE
waxen palm
BABAABABABABAANABABABABA
waxen palm
Damn unlucky Fabian
stiff plaza
there u go
waxen palm
NUNOOOOOOOOOOO
waxen palm
Man cooked Partinez like that man 🤣
THIS MAN CAN HOOOOOOOOOLD
we just need to finish the job at Villa Park
topaz magnet
That Nuno finish was top class.
snow nacelle
I just saw all 3 goals are they're all SO GOOD
So proud of the boys!!!!!
So happy
I'm going to watch the full match later I hope we played well overall
sacred mango
<@1083009249262719008> confirmed
🤍
ebon creek
name a better player than doue
topaz magnet
He'll win the Kopa trophy.
He has to continue this form till the end of the season for that to happen.
open owl
Man cooked Partinez like that man 🤣
topaz magnet
I'd say 3-1 for us
Nice prediction.
weak viper
It's real.
there is no issue with this they also did the same with doué and biereth
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open owl
there is no issue with this they also did the same with doué and biereth
Oh I didn't see it
graceful blaze
Aller l'OL
ebon creek
Allez 'OL!!!
stiff plaza
wanted to show the starting line up for both, but I am not allowed
ebon creek
wanted to show the starting line up for both, but I am not allowed
You are allowed
stiff plaza
nope
I got 8 points and I lost the my right to do that
I feel here like I am in the fing Russia
stiff plaza
😪
ebon creek
yeah sucks
stiff plaza
anyway I want Onana to be humbled
keen arrow
Good luck today against Manchester United, Lyon fans
open owl
Allez l'OL !
ebon creek
Allez l'OL !
waxen palm
ALLEZ L'OL
ebon creek
GOAALLALALLA
stiff plaza
Onana will do it 10× times if he has tk
Onana tryna be like my guy: "Okay Okay Okay 😭😭😭"
waxen palm
CHERKIIIIIII
open owl
CHERKIIIII
maiden relic
cherki il caresse la balle tt le match c une dinguerie
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ebon creek
i'm good thank you
waxen palm
Si defo
weak viper
I'm sad because i could have actually went to monaco away tomorrow if I wasn't going on vacation the very same day
steel path
GGMU and VIVA LILLE
weak viper
well I mean their opponents are surely going back to National
no we will stay in ligue 2 trust
stiff plaza
oh so you a fan of more teams in France
stiff plaza
no we will stay in ligue 2 trust
didn t think you are like that
weak viper
martigues are my local
stiff plaza
martigues are my local
aha, alr
stiff plaza
:))
stiff plaza
but scored
You reckon Paris and Loreint are the automatic promoted teams or?
weak viper
You reckon Paris and Loreint are the automatic promoted teams or?
if metz win they are second
so as of now its lorient and metz
stiff plaza
well yes, but Paris didn t play
weak viper
yh
stiff plaza
but I was asking what do you think?
weak viper
i dont want paris fc to promote so i hope lorient and metz/dunkerque promote
stiff plaza
how come?
weak viper
they are a plastic club
stiff plaza
mhm, but maybe the promotion could bring more fans?
weak viper
thats not what i meant
their story is plastic
they used psg as a way to get into the first division then kicked them out and stole the parc des princes
however karma got back to them
when tf is that ref gonna whistle for us
no yellow card????
bro literally volleyed the ball with his hand
pen again.
tf is this defending
Scored.
1-3
clermont are winning too fuck
stiff plaza
the battle of relegation is harder now
but I am happy that Tony Strata plays for Ajaccio
limber wyvern
weak viper
reims scored another one well
open owl
reims scored another one well
Insane
Tout le monde se réveille sauf Montpellier
Mdrr dimanche on peut envoyer angers en L2 avec nous
On est vrm dangereux mdrr
On est la bête en L2 qui envoie les autres équipes
trail spade
why are montpellier and st etieene so bad
keen arrow
why are montpellier and st etieene so bad
Especially Saint-Étienne
They used to be a club that has the most Ligue 1 triumphs
Now PSG took over
open owl
why are montpellier and st etieene so bad
incompetent players that don't want to play
high salaries & no competition
so they sat down on their money
graceful mortar
Hello
lyric wasp
Hi
ebon creek
hello
trail spade
Especially Saint-Étienne
ik
montpellier won the league in 2011
proper mesa
X
fringe remnant
lens got fmed
open owl
https://x.com/lnstantfoot/status/1910732447353897100?s=46
Montpellier excellency 🙏🟠🔵
snow nacelle
We have no game this weekend?
fathom gazelle
lens got fmed
Diouf prime
torpid cliff
there is 10 points between the 2nd and the 9th
and there is 24 points between the 1st and the 2nd
torpid cliff
since when do you put a 3-4-3 when your weakness is your defense ?
makes no sense
Roberto de Zerbi is a joke
weak viper
KICKOFF
fathom gazelle
Gigot will come back
Next szn
If Strasbourg and Marseille win tonight we will see Strasbourg playing the ucl💔😭
weak viper
Gigot will come back
He won't hopefully
fathom gazelle
Why
weak viper
He takes too many red cards and is injured too often
fathom gazelle
That was last season
He's class with Lazio rn
One of the best defenders in serie a
weak viper
Yellow for singo
Bro is definitely getting sent off at some point
Rowe is bullying him
weak viper
Goal Monaco. 1-0.
Once again we concede on their first serious chance
Our defence is so fucking crap
WHAT
HOW
HENRIQUE?????
HOW DID YOU MISS THAT
HT
We should at least be drawing if Henrique could shoot
mighty glacier
Makgnes Akliouche best player in ligue 1
open owl
WHAT???
keen arrow
Monaco 2-0 Marseille
weak viper
Goal monaco
keen arrow
HOW DID THAT GOAL GET SCORED
How are you watching the game? 😭
weak viper
But offside I think
open owl
LOOOOLL
open owl
How are you watching the game? 😭
Wdym how
keen arrow
Goal monaco
It’s better to turn back before it’s too late
weak viper
Bennacer, dedic, gouiri on
Rowe hojbjerg and merlin off
WHAT
HOW IS IT GIVEN
HOW TF
mighty glacier
Akliouche gonna lock in soon
open owl
Never mind, I can’t explain it with my own words 💔
Tod tv if that's what u mean
mighty glacier
Alkiouche owns Marseille
weak viper
Lirola on for Garcia lmaoooo
We aren't getting Europe this season
WHY DIDN'T SINGO GET A RED CARD
HE WAS CENTIMETRES AWAY FROM KICKING GOUIRI IN THE HEAD
covert smelt
Monaco 2-0 Marseille
Ahahah ils sont vraiment nul les marseillais
weak viper
WTF PEN MONACO
HE FOULED RULLI
I ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN THAT KIND OF DEFENCE
Even Martigues' defence is better
Scored
Perfectly shot
One of the best taken pen I ever seen
Harit on for Bois vert
FT finally
This illustrates perfectly what's wrong with this team
waxen palm
Love this game
open owl
Putain on va les relancer c'est pas possible
waxen palm
And they scored
open owl
Crazy seats tho wtf is that🤣
mighty glacier
Alkiouche owns Marseille.
waxen palm
Lille fans cooking
mighty glacier
Zakaria been so consistent
lyric wasp
Lille winning ??? omfg
waxen palm
GOALLLLLLLLL
TOULOUSEEEEEEE
Unless VAR
NAH GIVEN
Cresswell
Get in
Lille goal.
1-2.
Good freekick
Ofc b4 HT
stiff plaza
Good freekick
direct goal or?
ebon creek
Hey everyone, what are your thoughts on Paris FC takeover?
maiden relic
📍bordeaux 🔥
timid orbit
Rip bordeux
ebon creek
allez strasbourg
stiff plaza
📍bordeaux 🔥
you have 5 games left. you need to promote to National or else it will be very hard imo
also Briochin next opponent is complicated
Yes Goal Strasbourg
keen arrow
?
Strasbourg doesn’t have a UCL spot near them
Did they get a ban from the competition or something?
stiff plaza
Strasbourg doesn’t have a UCL spot near them
your app thinks they aren t allowed in it since they have the same owner as chelsea
waxen palm
Lost my voice sadly
stiff plaza
but I think it will be just like utd nice, girona city, rb and rb
keen arrow
your app thinks they aren t allowed in it since they have the same owner as che...
I look it up
And this is what I got
stiff plaza
but I think it will be just like utd nice, girona city, rb and rb
well yeah, but I said something here too
modern citrus
ffffffssss
ebon creek
that one club hopefully being chelsea
open owl
ffffffssss
Sad
@magic island very average Montpellier moment, this time the womens team
So stupid
First leg
NOTHING makes sense bro. Just a week ago our womens team beat Paris FC 2-0, Paris FC was unbeaten for 19 games in a row, and now we lose against a team that has conceded 82 goals in 20 games 🤣🤣
keen arrow
that one club hopefully being chelsea
So from what I read
Whoever finishes the highest in their own league
Will be the one to make it to the UCL next season
lyric wasp
<@903206717058342942> very average Montpellier moment, this time the womens team
Naaah you lost to Guingamp ?!?! Lmfao I think the local D3 club of mine would have a chance against Montpellier now
Once a regular top 3 finisher
jovial monolith
but I think it will be just like utd nice, girona city, rb and rb
i find it funny that nice might get ucl before utd based on form rn
very big for us after we lost thuram to be pushing ucl
covert smelt
ICI C'EST PARIS
open owl
Naaah you lost to Guingamp ?!?! Lmfao I think the local D3 club of mine would ha...
Nah bro we beat Paris FC 2 weeks ago
open owl
Nahh already Brest goa
ebon blade
where watch asse brest ?
stiff plaza
where watch asse brest ?
nope
open owl
@magic island 🚨
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS, TÉJI SAVANIER IS BENCHED.
X
Omeragić is back 😍
stiff plaza
Come on Motpellier!
open owl
KICKOFF, FIRST OUT OF MANY MANY GAMES FOR PAPUS!
WELCOME PAPUS!
WTF
ALMOST 1-0 FOR ANGERS
BUT OMERAGIC SAVES THE TEAM
HE IS FURIOUS!!!
ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS!!!!
Goal Angers. 1-0.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
ONE MINUTE IN FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!
Le Havre already down 0-2 in 10 minutes
We seriously are the worst team in the history of all sports
Le Havre 0-3 in 15 mins
Our form on the ball is looking good ngl
LOLLL
LOLLLLL
MELALI WORST MISS IN LIGUE 1 HISTORY
@weak viper WORSE THAN HENRIQUE
BFAHAHAHAHAH
Goal Angers. 2-0.
Horrible mistake by Chotard...
What the fuck
Chotard that was
What the fuck
I'm actually still shocked
Literal assist
@waxen palm Papus is already having an effect on our team 🤣
70% possession
open owl
Literal assist
Savanier on for Chotard at the 57th wow
GOAALLLLL TAMARIIIII FOR RENNES
HIS FIRST GOAL!!!!
jovial monolith
@open owl do you live in montpellier?
i might be there next season to watch the nice game
open owl
i might be there next season to watch the nice game
?? There will be no Nice game next season bro
We are officially relegated today
Unless Nice decide to go to Ligue 2
open owl
<@737877645903134862> do you live in montpellier?
Ye
jovial monolith
?? There will be no Nice game next season bro
i thought you guys were higher up mb 😭
jovial monolith
Ye
i’m still prob going there to check out the uni tho
you think it’s worth it to stop by for a game
pine roost
I hope this luis henrique guy goes to bayern
jovial monolith
i don’t think bayern is dropping kompany that quickly
open owl
you think it’s worth it to stop by for a game
Yeah I think Ligue 2 will be good for the club
open owl
i’m still prob going there to check out the uni tho
Fairs which uni?
weak viper
I hope this luis henrique guy goes to bayern
Bro saw the miss 😭
open owl
i thought you guys were higher up mb 😭
Nah bro last 10 matches:
- 10 defeats ❌
- 22 goals conceded
- 1 goal scored
pine roost
Bro saw the miss 😭
35m for a rw when we play 352 hell nah
15/20m its okay!
But much more than that is a guaranteed scam
open owl
"Ils sont irréprochables depuis le début de saison, ils sont exceptionnels et portent haut les couleurs de la Paillade (sarcastiquement). A un moment donné, on a fini de rigoler. Il y a des gens, quoi qu’il arrive, leur histoire avec le club est finie. On va repartir sur des bases saines avec des gens sains, et pas des gens qui sont là juste pour leur gueule."
Journalist: "Vous faites allusion à qui ?"
Nicollin: "A un moment donné c’est à vous de le savoir. Si vous n’êtes pas bon c’est pas de ma faute. J’ai parlé, j’ai parlé. Les gens concernés comprendront eux."
Nicollin leaves, Ferri is next up to be interviewed.
Journalist: "Votre président a pointé du doigt beaucoup de joueurs, en disant que leur histoire avec le club est terminé et que beaucoup sont là pour leur gueule."
Ferri: "Il a dit ça ? Le président ?"
Journalist: "Oui."
Ferri LEAVES!!!
I'M CRYINGGG AHAHHAHA
lyric wasp
💀 💀
runic rampart
What is the best franch club in history for you ?
jovial monolith
Fairs which uni?
universite de montpellier
jovial monolith
Nah bro last 10 matches:
* 10 defeats ❌
* 22 goals conceded
* 1 goal scored
oh wow 😭 that must have been rough
ebon creek
why is he so skinny
ebon creek
https://www.reddit.com/r/psg/comments/1jy7l7s/real_madrid_or_arsenal_if_we_pass_...
this has to be the most real thing ever
i literally had the same thing in mind
torpid cliff
i literally had the same thing in mind
for real
torpid cliff
idk
open owl
https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1911520029117464796?s=19
ON JOUE LE TITRE
jovial monolith
Holy shit it's actually so close
i cant believe we choked a ucl spot 😭
open owl
universite de montpellier
Also ooo awesome, what major you wanna study?
It's my uni too
jovial monolith
oh sick
jovial monolith
Also ooo awesome, what major you wanna study?
kinesiology and exercise science
im prob going into the staps program
open owl
Ahh nice
jovial monolith
whats your major?
maiden relic
Marseille maybe
Best French club ? No lmaoo
open owl
that’s cool
If you choose to go to Montpellier you gotta become a MHSC fan!
lyric wasp
If you choose to go to Montpellier you gotta become a MHSC fan!
You have chosen to go to Nimes
...
🐊
open owl
You have chosen to go to Nimes
I live in Montpellier still 🫣
maiden relic
https://x.com/_BeFootball/status/1911345566044299527?t=G1xRscEYO8NzYmrtiT7F4A&s=...
Le futur psg sera donc Toulouse
swift yoke
ebon creek
Ahaha
torpid cliff
obtuse meadow
Intertoto non?
torpid cliff
Intertoto non?
ça compte pas à 100%
obtuse meadow
ok
weak viper
Manque saint Etienne, Reims X2, Bastia et Monaco(Coupe des coupes)
shrewd harness
Manque PSG 2025 aussi
https://tenor.com/view/embarrassing-hands-on-mouth-maja-secretly-laughing-maja-salvador-gif-23972544
shrewd harness
Plus sérieusement si on compte tout depuis les années 50 ça fait 15 finales pour seulement 2 victoires
Le ratio désastreux
Faut y remédier
open owl
LMFAOOO SOMEONE WAS HIT BY A SHOT FROM WAHBI KHAZRI LAST SUNDAY
https://fxtwitter.com/l1nocontext/status/1911836834394751336?s=46
fathom gazelle
LMFAOOO SOMEONE WAS HIT BY A SHOT FROM WAHBI KHAZRI LAST SUNDAY
https://fxtwitte...
Deserved
Warra game bastia
vocal cedar
open owl
Warra game bastia
Completely atomized Laval unfortunately
I like Laval a lot, I main them on FM everytime, I know basically all their players + youngsters so it's gonna be so weird seeing them next season
If the game is early on in the season I swear I'm gonna know Laval players more than the new MHSC squad that will arrive this summer ☠️
snow nacelle
Hope no surprises tonight
snow nacelle
2-0 methinks
This 4th jersey is super nice and brings good luck
The eiffel tower design jersey for next year looks awful I hope it's not true
ebon creek
allez parisss
obtuse meadow
how can there still be people who are not sure that PSG is going through?
tired hawk
Goodluck psg fans and @waxen palm
waxen palm
X
elder iron
Villa will be playing more offence, which will leave space behind and Barcola loves space
maiden relic
PSG Will win
waxen palm
Goodluck psg fans and <@708800869944131636>
Thanks you too
Better hold BVB off again 
waxen palm
Villa will be playing more offence, which will leave space behind and Barcola l...
Yeah obv the team likes when the opponents start to play forward a lot
And it's been costly a lot of times
Villa loves to play those long through passes especially with Tielemans so we need to keep him quiet like we did in the 1st leg
Tho they were mostly parking the bus
tired hawk
Why the uel song 😭
snow nacelle
Rain looks pretty heavy
ebon creek
yeah
snow nacelle
Okay first 2 minutes look a bit scary....
open owl
Why the uel song 😭
LMAO
snow nacelle
https://x.com/actul1_/status/1912186291866706394?s=46
What does this mean
I still haven't figured out where I can watch ligue 1 in my country since bein stopped showing it
Guys I don't like what I'm seeing
rancid peak
X
obtuse meadow
Allez Hakimi!
open owl
GOAAAALLLL
ebon creek
HAKIMI ❤️
open owl
MARTINEZ MISTAKE 😹😹😹
snow nacelle
Didn't see that coming but HAKIMIII
open owl
😹😹😹
snow nacelle
We needed this
Yeah first 10 minutes got me pretty worried
Has asensio not been starting for aston villa? Feel bad for him
I'm feeling a draw 1-1 or 2-2
Is it just me or I'm hearing psg fans very loudly
WTFFFF
NUNOOOOO
open owl
GOAAAALLLL LMFAOO
snow nacelle
WHAT IS THIS PSG TEAM
snow nacelle
who needs forwards when you have defence
elder iron
MENDESSSSSSSS
snow nacelle
Marqi is up next let's go
snow nacelle
Yeah they're loud right?
waxen palm
FULLBACKS KEEP COOKING
sterile fractal
GOAL
P. Saint Germain 2-0 AV. Birmingham
Great goal by Nuno Alexandre Tavares Mendes
snow nacelle
Why do you sound like AI
ebon creek
😂
snow nacelle
Aston villa calmed down a little, seems like they're a bit tired already from starting so intense
ebon creek
Lol it was a terrible strategy
snow nacelle
Omg almost thought they were about to score just as I said that 😭
ebon creek
Villa goal
ebon creek
idk what is pacho doing
steel anchor
hi guys new psg fan
waxen palm
Ffs man
steel anchor
I wanna continue my journey being a psg fan
waxen palm
Lads come on
snow nacelle
HOW
snow nacelle
HOW
ebon creek
what type of own goal was that
waxen palm
Well we're losing possession too much ngl
waxen palm
Kvara/Neves not good
ebon creek
i don't see them at all man
sterile fractal
P. Saint Germain 2-1 AV. Birmingham
Youri Marion Alain Tielemans
snow nacelle
Youri Marion Alain Tielemans
Thank you very much
snow nacelle
what type of own goal was that
Oh it didn't register as OG
Otherwise would be funny for all our defenders to be scoring on both sides lol
sterile fractal
HT: P. Saint Germain 2-1 AV. Birmingham
Very beautiful 1st half from the French and English representative teams
Let's hope for more goals in the spectaculous 2nd half!
sacred jetty
PSG could fr get to the finals
Fair play to them
Their midfield is fucking stacked
elder iron
That tielemans goal was an own goal man
sterile fractal
HT: P. Saint Germain 2-1 AV. Birmingham
Very beautiful 1st half from the French...
Can the Birmingham team bring a victory to their home fans, or will the future Massy based team upset them again? We are looking forward to this breathtaking second half in Villa Park, Birmingham, United Kingdom.
snow nacelle
Idk what's wrong with us today but Enrique better fix them up before second half
ebon creek
yeah we're not playing really that great
sterile fractal
According to my analysis and speculation based on observations in the past and the situation in the 1st half, Désiré Nonka-Maho Doué will come in to replace Bradley Jean-Manuel Essolisam Barcola
snow nacelle
According to my analysis and speculation based on observations in the past and t...
I'm discovering new players today
waxen palm
Why is bro saying the full names
ebon creek
Lol what are these full names
waxen palm
😭😭😭😭
ebon creek
Does barcola really have 3 middle names
waxen palm
Well technically 2 but yeah
ebon creek
oh ya the dash
ebon creek
isn't Jean-Manuel one name
sterile fractal
Does barcola really have 3 middle names
Yes, according to my research, it was the decision of his mother Ayaovi Christine Barcola (née Essolisam). Besides to football, Bradley Jean-Manuel Essolisam Barcola and his mother are also the co-owner of Lyon-based entreprise DLS, created in September 2024
snow nacelle
Yes, according to my research, it was the decision of his mother Ayaovi Christin...
Impressive
Who paid for chatgpt premium for this chat
Wow dortmund scored. Barca quiet today
O M F G
SO CLOSE
open owl
Bruh
sterile fractal
GOAL
open owl
Dembele more offsides than Akor Adams
sterile fractal
P. Saint Germain 3-1 AV. Birmingham
snow nacelle
Dembele being dembele again
open owl
P. Saint Germain 3-1 AV. Birmingham
Offside
snow nacelle
P. Saint Germain 3-1 AV. Birmingham
Wasn't it offside
sterile fractal
P. Saint Germain 3-1 AV. Birmingham
Wonderful lob by Masour Ousmane Dembélé
snow nacelle
AI so unreliable
waxen palm
Hakimi needed it so pass it early
sterile fractal
Wonderful lob by Masour Ousmane Dembélé
Referee ruled the goal as offside after a prudent decision
Score remains P. Saint Germain 2-1 AV. Birmingham
snow nacelle
SHIT
snow nacelle
nice work
ebon creek
shit
snow nacelle
Please let us survive
Saw this coming can't lie
OMG NO NO NO
Please psg score another one this 2 goal gap is scaring me
ebon creek
fr man
waxen palm
WHY ARE WE SLEEPING MAN
ebon creek
what a fucking save man
snow nacelle
SHIT
waxen palm
3-2
snow nacelle
THEY SCORED
waxen palm
man...
snow nacelle
SHIT
ebon creek
what are we doing
waxen palm
WTF ARE THEY DOING BROOOOOOOO
open owl
Goal Aston Villa. 2-2.
snow nacelle
HELP
open owl
Goal Aston Villa. 3-2.
snow nacelle
Goal Aston Villa. 2-2.
THREE
open owl
it's too fast bro
waxen palm
This cannot be trusted holy shit
ebon creek
oml man
snow nacelle
Shit it's only 60 min now
elder iron
No fucking way
ebon creek
are we a 4th divison club
waxen palm
MAN LUIS WAKE THIS TEAM UP
ebon creek
what are we doing
snow nacelle
OMG THEY ALMOST SCORED
waxen palm
MARQUINHOS WTF IS THIS
waxen palm
NAHHHHHHH I CAN'T
snow nacelle
I'm so traumatised
waxen palm
Doue on
ebon creek
finally
waxen palm
This is unacceptable from us
snow nacelle
Please psg. Score
waxen palm
We had the match in our hands
ebon creek
fr man
waxen palm
Barcola off I think
snow nacelle
Yeah
Ugh please team
This match is fixed
They want to see pso between the 2 goalies
ebon creek
Doue my magician
waxen palm
Should've done better there
waxen palm
That ahh man will defo score
snow nacelle
Please can we keep the ball in our half. We're not defending anything on this side
snow nacelle
UGHHH
waxen palm
Good job Donna
snow nacelle
SO SCARY
waxen palm
Pacho....
waxen palm
Close again...
sullen saffron
Aston Villa in front?
snow nacelle
We really needed that 3-1 third goal from last week man
waxen palm
Luis WAKE your team up please
deep hawk
Wtf is doing Paris
waxen palm
The same shit we're used to do bro
snow nacelle
Can we not pass backwards so much
What is this strategy
Watkins noo
15 more minutes
waxen palm
Ooooof
snow nacelle
PLS SURVIVE
snow nacelle
But he's too alone
They're just not running forward!!!!
Why Luis looks so calm
That's not my face right now
snow nacelle
W T F
ebon creek
what's going on??????
waxen palm
HE WAS FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEE
snow nacelle
DEMBELE HOW MANY TIMES THIS MATCH WASTING CHANCES
waxen palm
I don't like this Dembouz tho
snow nacelle
Damn dortmund also making a comeback
waxen palm
Wrong channel bro
snow nacelle
This night is cursed
ebon creek
Damn dortmund also making a comeback
they aren't
snow nacelle
NO NO ASENSIO
ebon creek
their still very behind
snow nacelle
their still very behind
Fine only we are in danger 😭
ebon creek
ya
snow nacelle
TEN MORE MINUTES LET'S GO PLS
waxen palm
Good freekick obtained for Doue
snow nacelle
Would have been better if they converted than run into a goal but ok
Can we do some time wasting
waxen palm
Cmon Hakimi
snow nacelle
😭 my only strategy
snow nacelle
No no no no