#ligue-1

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proud meteor
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luis enrique doesnt care about the youth

pseudo island
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bro ucl youth top scorer 2 hattricks in 2 games anyone would play him in senior team

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🤦

proud meteor
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only mayulu and zague

pseudo island
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and zaire emery

proud meteor
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zaire emery was brought up by galtier

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where has last season zaire gone

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he was so good

pseudo island
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idk

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our only good academy player is mbappé

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and he's injured

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there's bouaddi aswell

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but yeah

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im pissed

pseudo island
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marco essimi

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goat

proud meteor
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we conceded in the youth league

pseudo island
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salzburg youth are cracked

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because its salzburg

proud meteor
pseudo island
proud meteor
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2-0 down

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its ok

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whenever the youth lose we win and whenever they win we lose

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and psv drew both

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only exception was we lost to arsenal twice

open owl
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First decisions are starting to come out @magic island

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Marseille no sanctions

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@weak viper

open owl
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Football amateur decisions have just released:

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Waiting on LFP to post now...

open owl
sterile fractal
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who is Songore guy there?

proud meteor
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@pseudo island sangare scored again

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we losr 3-2

sterile fractal
proud meteor
sterile fractal
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I wish Lyon can play in UEFA Children League again

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but our U19 team is quite bad

weak viper
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Imagine being administratively relegated

open owl
weak viper
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I think he should do this honestly

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But if he does this I hope he won't flop because else he won't play anymore

pseudo island
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top scorer of youth league

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9 goals

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2 hattricks in 2 games

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and a brace against salzburg today but yeah, he wont play. because duh he played today

pseudo island
proud meteor
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ndjantou scored the second

open owl
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I'd rather retire

magic island
open owl
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Elye Wahi heavily rumored to come back in the winter!!!

sterile fractal
covert smelt
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@open owl i think marseille was not a club who Can make him progress in the future

open owl
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6 months, to increase Wahi's value and confidence

open owl
# open owl No. They announced the lower tier clubs, and the OM decision was leaked. The res...

✅ DNCG : Passage réussi pour Angers SCO !

Les dirigeants d’Angers SCO ont été auditionnés ce mardi par la Direction Nationale du Contrôle de Gestion (DNCG) durant 45 minutes.

Celle-ci a validé la gestion du Club et décrété une « absence de mesure » contre Angers SCO.

covert smelt
open owl
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AJACCIO DEMOTED FROM LIGUE 2 TO NATIONAL!!!

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Montpellier decision is IMMINENT!

magic island
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To be honest

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If we get relegated now it saves us time

open owl
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DNCG seriously hate Corsica lmao

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Bastia & Ajaccio relegated
Balagne (N2) -3 points

pseudo island
pseudo island
open owl
open owl
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City Group visiblement......

magic island
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@open owl WE ARE SAFE

open owl
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NO SANCTIONS WHATSOEVER!

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LET'S FUCKING GO!

magic island
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Welcome Wahi 🧡💙

magic island
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@open owl who was the LW linked with Montpellier

open owl
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I think Nordin or Tamari will be leaving and Maouassa replacing one of them

magic island
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Bro is so good fr

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Like I know highlights aren’t the best for seeing the player

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But he is great

open owl
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Ya Maouassa + Wahi

covert smelt
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You need thé comeback of mavididi

proud meteor
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alrighty

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must win game here

topaz magnet
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PSG is losing 4-0

keen crescent
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where watch psg for free

proud meteor
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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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RAMOS

ebon creek
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quick sell ramos

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Quick Sell

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not satisfied with the goal

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if he scores 2 more then i'll take my critizism

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Goncola Ramos when "psg ins't locked in" from Football discord server says quick sell Ramos

topaz magnet
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He'll cook.

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Ramos hattrick incoming.

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Barcola's cross was amazing.

ebon creek
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Barcola choked bruh

pseudo island
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@proud meteor brest are literally your opposite

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getting dominated doing nothing all game

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then goal

ebon creek
topaz magnet
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We should've scored 4 ngl.

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Salzburg is so terrible.

ebon creek
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Fr

pseudo island
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barcola shouldve scored man

topaz magnet
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He'll score in the 2nd half.

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He needs that confidence before going into the game against City.

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PSG needs 2 more goals to unf*ck their goal difference.

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This club better give me 4 goals in the second half.

ebon creek
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5 goals

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we need 6 goals total to be a good competiter amongst the same number points people

waxen palm
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How many chances did we need lmao

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Crazy man

proud meteor
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barcola bruh

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just go over

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it would have been a pen

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or neves just shoot

ebon creek
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and again ramos isn't paying attention

waxen palm
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Brest conceded a pen ffs

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Ok no pen

covert smelt
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The penalty IS cancelled because the ball touch the right leg and After the shoulder

waxen palm
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GOOOOOOOOLLL

ebon creek
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Not enough wait we still need 4 more

waxen palm
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Mendes 2-0

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Good goal that was

ebon creek
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yeah but don't get too confident yet we're still very low on GD

topaz magnet
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Nuno deserved his moment.

waxen palm
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Let me cook man

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At least we scored on our own

topaz magnet
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Give me more goals.

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Our fullbacks are the main players now.

waxen palm
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Tho we're fucked on scoring our biggest chances in general

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Barcola is shit

topaz magnet
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Nuno x Hakimi 🔥

waxen palm
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Dembele is idk

topaz magnet
waxen palm
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Ramos got his moment

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But should've got more

ebon creek
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C'mon nuno mendes get up

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we need you

waxen palm
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Our fullbacks really are our best offensive threats ☠️😭

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Nah we're cooked

ebon creek
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Hernandez finally back 💖

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nvm he just almost own-goaled wtf

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and he just got smacked in the face

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Man what the hell am i even watchinbg

waxen palm
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GOOOOOLL

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HAKIMI

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NO DOUE

ebon creek
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YESSS

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DOUE IS BACK

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1 GOAL 1 ASISST

waxen palm
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HE ACTUALLY SCORED

ebon creek
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THS IS DESIRE DOUE

waxen palm
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NO WAY

ebon creek
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I KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM

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Ok just 3 more goals we can make it

waxen palm
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Barcola...

ebon creek
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It's always Barcola

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The new Dembele

waxen palm
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Wtf was bro doing

proud meteor
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finally

ebon creek
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Not bad

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we're at 0 for gd

ebon creek
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kang in lee didn't score

waxen palm
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FT 0-3

waxen palm
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Needed a 7-0 win

topaz magnet
waxen palm
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ALSO BREST IS THROUGH

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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FOOTBALL WON

topaz magnet
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At least we are in top 24 now 💀

ebon creek
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Brest did something we couldn't do

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But I'm happy

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FOOTBALL WON

topaz magnet
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I love Brest!

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Good break through game.

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Barcola completed 10 dribbles.

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I hope he gets his moment too in the CL.

proud meteor
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i was finna go for 50 but i thought too mich

open owl
rancid peak
opal drift
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I love Brest

proud meteor
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doue actually been cooking recently

wicked bronze
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Brest in Ligue 1: 🤡
Brest in UCL:💀🔥

ebon creek
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I love Brest

sterile fractal
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I adore Brest❤️

opal drift
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I like the shape of them

covert smelt
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PSG has won with Big score and Brest win with a short score but they had held the score AT the end of the match

topaz magnet
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Feyenoord lost to Salzburg so there is some hope.

open owl
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0 chance

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If I was you I'd rather be worried about Stuttgart who has 2 very very easy matches & then a match against you

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They face Young Boys at home (35th, second to last spot) and then Slovan away (last place), both teams with 0 points this season

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And then they face you guys at home

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The truth is you guys need a win against City or you're out of the competition

mild fern
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These are the top 3 best individual Ligue 1 campaigns since 2009 according to whoscored (minimum 20 games played)

  1. Neymar 2017/18 8.95 (20 games played)
  2. Zlatan Ibrahimovic 2015/16 8.29 (31 games played)
  3. Lionel Messi 2022/23 season 8.28 (32 games played)
mild fern
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A top 10 list of the best individual campaigns by Ligue 1 players according to whoscored would be as follows:

  1. Zlatan Ibrahimovic 2015/16 8.29 (31 games played)
  2. Lionel Messi 2022/23 season 8.28 (32 games played)
  3. Mbappe 2021/22 8.04 (35 games played)
  4. Mbappe 2018/19 8.00 (29 games played)
  5. Nene 2011/12 7.94 (35 games played)
  6. Angel Di Maria 2015/16 7.94 (29 games played)
  7. Florian Thauvin 2017/18 7.93 (35 games played)
  8. Teji Savanier 2018/19 7.89 (32 games played)
  9. Fekir 2017/18 7.86 (30 games played)
  10. Zlatan Ibrahimovic 2012/13 7.82 (34 games played)
    (Only players with minimum 28 games played have made the cut)
weak viper
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Oh he might have played less than 28 games

mild fern
# weak viper Where's Payet 21/22

He played 31 games overall (including the games where he came off the bench) but his average rating for the campaign was way short of the required one for him to crack the list

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It was only 7.44 which is good but still nothing to write home about

ebon creek
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So close Lille

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GOAL LILLE!!

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2ND GOAL LILLE!!!

waxen palm
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2-1

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Tf

ebon creek
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Why

deep hawk
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Cabella ur washed

sterile fractal
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Lille tres tres fort

sullen forum
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Goal strm graz

waxen palm
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No way they bottled

open owl
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2-2 reminds me of a certain result...

spark pivot
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Lille please..

waxen palm
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GOOOOOOLLLLL

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LILLE

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HARALDSSON

spark pivot
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Yes!!

waxen palm
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3-2

sour pendant
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is Lille good? I just ask

deep hawk
sour pendant
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aha!

open owl
open owl
waxen palm
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Ahh...

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1-0 Arsenal

covert smelt
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Boooo👎🏻

ebon creek
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i don't think monaco have a chance ngl

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i'm not even gonna watch the match

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too depressing

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monaco have no confidence when they're on the offense

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it doesn't even seem like they're trying

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what are monaco doing?

covert smelt
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Odegaarf big miss

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Offsidr chance by martinelli

deep hawk
covert smelt
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Atleast majecki made some great saves against arsenal

deep hawk
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I hope for the draw

covert smelt
deep hawk
covert smelt
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I still have faith in monaco for ATLEAST a draw

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A win would be near impossible

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Against arsenal

ebon creek
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Monaco are so fucking shit

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wtf was that play

covert smelt
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Saka gol

ebon creek
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L saka

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Fuck saka

covert smelt
ebon creek
covert smelt
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I mean cmon it’s arsenal

ebon creek
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i know but monaco have no confidence

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they don't wanna win

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they just saw "oh it's arsenal" and just gave up

covert smelt
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Monaco have had some good chances in the second half🤷🏻‍♂️

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They lack in the finishing

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Of the attack

ebon creek
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i guess

covert smelt
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covert smelt
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Yeah it’s ggs

ebon creek
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I'm done

covert smelt
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we got cooked

covert smelt
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straight up gave up like we never believed in it anyways

pseudo island
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theyre not even good enough to qualify to conference league

pseudo island
pseudo island
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sometimes struggle when we are overconfident tho

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we never batter teams its always close

ebon creek
covert smelt
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then saka scored and we went fuck this

ebon creek
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fr

covert smelt
covert smelt
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thats all

sour pendant
pseudo island
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wdym in this match ?

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we still won but basically our youngster gave away 2 goals

sterile fractal
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Adryelson, Thiago Almada and Jeffinho will arrive at Lyon in Januaryzomg

sour pendant
proud meteor
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only big french teams win on gw6

sour pendant
sour pendant
weak viper
weak viper
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Especially as Monaco is literally the biggest team out of these 4

sour pendant
pseudo island
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and 1952 i think

sour pendant
pseudo island
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id say only since around 2007 ish we started to become a big club challenging for the top 5

sour pendant
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ty for telling me. the wiki didn't tell.

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congratz for yesterday @pseudo island

pseudo island
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bouaddi almost sold us the game lmao

open owl
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Angers third kit

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People are saying they like it

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I think it's ugly tbh

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But maybe my standards are too high

magic island
open owl
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@magic island Nice currently struggling af away from home in the europa league, very similar to Lille 2 weeks ago. They have a record fifteen injuries. If we don't win, it's genuinely a professional mistake

open owl
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Yes we have to win Sunday

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I won't be at the stadium 🙌

magic island
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YES!

open owl
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Bro celebrating because I'm not at the stadium

open owl
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This man is our Reece James

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Goal USG at 92:33 after ref added 3 minutes

magic island
open owl
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Nice is gonna come to La Mosson mad as shit

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Nice is now eliminated from the Europa League

coral dome
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Nice le paillasson de l'Europe on souffle

magic island
weak viper
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They are 35th 🤣

covert smelt
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HAHHAHAHA

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YEEES

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HAHAHAHAHA

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Nice kekw

open owl
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FT

covert smelt
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NICE ARE OUT

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YEES

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HAHAHA

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LMAO

open owl
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If we don't win Sunday I swear to god

covert smelt
open owl
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We beat the #3 in the UCL there's no way we don't beat #35 in the UEL

covert smelt
magic island
open owl
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They're gonna go bye bye this Sunday

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I'm so confident

covert smelt
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they can honestly get relegated

magic island
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Can Montpellier still mathematically qualify for the UCL

open owl
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Bro

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I'm trying to calculate if we can still mathematically not end in the last spot

magic island
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I’m saying mathematically

covert smelt
open owl
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Probably not

magic island
open owl
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Cheerrkiiiii

covert smelt
coral dome
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Lyon toujours là to carry French coef kekbappe

covert smelt
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Brother

covert smelt
coral dome
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Quasiment 0 déception contrairement aux autres clubs français

covert smelt
covert smelt
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@open owl @magic island
Latvian lost cousin of savanier 😭😭😭

coral dome
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En manquant l'Europe une année sur 2 kekbappe

covert smelt
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Lille a un bon avenir sinon le club très bien géré

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Je les vois bien être constants aussi

coral dome
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Il faut juste créer une dérogation pour nice et Rennes on les laisse 3-5eme mais leurs places européennes sont laissés automatique à d'autres clubs et on est bon kekbappe

covert smelt
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En esperant que vous seriez quand même ldc malgré la ligue 2

coral dome
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Et voilà à force de vendanger

covert smelt
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Ct pas loin d'une remontada frauduleuse

coral dome
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Bon twente az ajax feyennord qui ont tous fait caca on peut dormir tranquille

covert smelt
sterile fractal
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at least their criminals know how to play football properly

trim veldt
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dayum

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french national football team better

trim veldt
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wow

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andy caroll playing for bordeaux tho 💀

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i only really support the french national team

covert smelt
covert smelt
trim veldt
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idk

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just

sterile fractal
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He bullying defenders in National 2

open owl
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That's awesome

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FRENCH LEAGUE CUP YES YES YES

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@magic island 🚨🚨

Falaye Sacko will most likely LEAVE Montpellier in a few weeks to join Konyaspor!

Gasset confirms there will be "numerous departures" this winter that "will be compensated by cheaper players or players on loan". 🫠

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Most people think it will be Nordin, Chotard and Sacko

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As for this Sunday, Maksimovic (doubtful) is finally fit and will be able to play. Nzingoula is back from suspension. Touré out. Maamma out until 2025

magic island
frigid acorn
waxen palm
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always those fake-age problems shit

open owl
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TOULOUSE WHY DID YOU NOT SCORE YET

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FKN GO ON

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@frigid acorn come on 🙏

weak viper
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The duality of men

open owl
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They're playing for fun

frigid acorn
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Ffs

open owl
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Goal Saint-Etienne. 0-1.

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GOAAAALLLLLL

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GOALLLL TOULOUSEEEEEEE

frigid acorn
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YESsss

open owl
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BABICKAAAAAAAA

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come on now one more

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Bon par contre c'est bien d'égaliser

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Mais faut gagner

open owl
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GOALLLLLLL

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GOALLAL!!!

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ABOUKHLALL 5 MINS FROM THE END

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If all results go to plan as they are right now, Montpellier could be just TWO points away from completely escaping relegation after this matchday 🙏🙏🙏

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Strasbourg needs to win Sunday bro @modern citrus

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Obligatoirement svp

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FULLLTIIIMMEEE SAINTÉ DROP POINTS AGAIN!

modern citrus
open owl
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Bro come on

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It's Le Havre away

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You have to be so shit to lose against Le Havre away

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Like I wouldn't even imagine how shit you must be to lose against "Le Havre"

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nobody knows that team

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just a bunch of plumbers anyway

open owl
modern citrus
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but our attack can't finish rn

deep hawk
open owl
frigid acorn
frigid acorn
open owl
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2nd best occitanie team for CERTAIN no questions asked

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thank you for beating sainté

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And thank you for not losing against any of our relegation rivals even tho Angers & Nantes at home should've been wins

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yes i'm absolutely shameless. i'm completely and utterly relying on other clubs to save us

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because wahbi khazri's fat ass is not saving us

covert smelt
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A old strikers from the club

sour pendant
covert smelt
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Lyon now they are better after bad ' beginnings

sour pendant
covert smelt
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They are unbeaten since 22/09 against Marseille at home

sour pendant
covert smelt
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Yes

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They just lost against besiktas in this series

sterile fractal
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We are doing extremely well

weak viper
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Wahi injured

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Garcia out too

open owl
waxen palm
covert smelt
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Paris fc bottling the league 😭💀

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They need a striker cauz hamel is shit 💀

open owl
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FT! Lorient scores another and wins 2-0, now TOP OF THE LEAGUE and stands 2 points above Paris FC 😳

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Crazy fact but Lorient is the best performing team in Europe at home so far this season, with a 100% winrate of 8 wins out of 8 matches. 😭

It's simple, no other team in Europe (top & second divisions included) does better.

pseudo island
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😭😭😂

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The bias and false hope

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Lmao

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Marseille wont do shit

weak viper
weak viper
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Way better than brassier at least

lyric wasp
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Also Pajaccio are 17th following Red Star win against their bffs grenoble

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Lorient should be in Ligue 1

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only reason they arent is because PSG fielded a U17 team against Metz on the last md

weak viper
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KICKOFF

modern citrus
pseudo island
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DAVID

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WTF

open owl
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😂😂😂

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😂😂

weak viper
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GOOOALLLLL

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MZRLINNN

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HIS FIRST GOAL WITH US

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1-0

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WTF WAS THAT PASS MAUPAY

lyric wasp
pseudo island
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bro were fumbling so hard

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💀

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how are we not winning

weak viper
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HT

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Give me a pen or I retire

weak viper
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I'm not sure about that

pseudo island
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its facts 💀

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were just fumbling 😭

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haraldsson goal incoming

open owl
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didn't he score against us

weak viper
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No

open owl
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last season

weak viper
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He even said it at HT

open owl
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Oh ok

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I didn't know but that's good for him

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I had him on my football manager save

weak viper
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Second half started

lyric wasp
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lille est grand contre les grands et petit contre les petits

weak viper
lyric wasp
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😹

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on a 13 points en LDC

open owl
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FUCK DYNOOO

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@magic island finally some good stats against a team 😎, in the last 31 home matches against Nice, Montpellier was undefeated in 28 of them:

Last 31 matches against Nice at home:

  • 18 wins
  • 10 draws
  • 3 losses ❌ (1995, 2016 & 2023 last match of the season).
weak viper
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Rongier and merlin off

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Cornelius and lirola on

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That means kondogbia back at cm

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No pen?

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Nah nvm

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Nadir on for Bois vert

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Mid game from him

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Goal Lille. 1-1.

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Diakité shouldn't even be on the pitch anymore that sucks

modern citrus
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no way xd

weak viper
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He keeps fouling maupay

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Rowe on for maupay

sleek ice
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Lets go cash

weak viper
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+6

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NO PENN

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WHAT

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AND RED CARD LIROLA

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????

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Fuck you ref

modern citrus
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wsh

weak viper
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I really hope VAR is watching this

modern citrus
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bon c mérité

weak viper
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SHOW THE REPLAY FFS

modern citrus
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ah for the pen

weak viper
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Fuck VAR

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Fuck the ref

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FT

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I'm still waiting for the replay

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We got robbed

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Of 1.5 pen

deep hawk
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Ce club de merde ne nous a pas battu 🥳

weak viper
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Pourquoi les supporters de Lille sont les seuls à être comme ça

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Reste humble

deep hawk
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Mais il est où Lirola ?

weak viper
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Bas les couilles de lirola le rouge est mérité

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Mais POURQUOI IL N'Y A PAS DE PUTAIN DE RALENTI

deep hawk
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Parce que vous êtes finito

weak viper
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"Vous êtes finito"

modern citrus
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stop beef

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both clubs are doing well

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red card was justified and imo pens weren't that obvious, ref was bad but not the reason why marseille didn't win

weak viper
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since when elbowing someone is allowed

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this is football not the ufc

opal drift
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Bro what😭 he ran into him 😭

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His elbow was stationary 😭

weak viper
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he literally jumped into him

opal drift
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He jumped forward, the om player jumped forward faster

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So he knocked into him

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If anything it’s a foul for Lille

weak viper
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how 😭

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stop the cap

opal drift
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You can clearly see the Lille player moving forward

weak viper
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nah im out

opal drift
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He was in no way heading towards the OM player

weak viper
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im not debating with this kind of ppl

opal drift
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@waxen palm games gone soft 😭

open owl
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Auxerre is so fucking good

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How the fuck did we beat them 😭😭😭

open owl
stoic smelt
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Offside for lens

waxen palm
open owl
weak viper
open owl
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not on this one occasion but I feel like there hasn't been one singular team since the beginning of the season that Lille hasn't beaten who wasn't disadvantaged by refs at one point

open owl
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Gudmundsson not even looking or aiming for the ball he just wants to stop Hojbjerg

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The intent is def there

open owl
open owl
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Saturday 9 PM fixture ends in a 0-0
this is ligue 1 heritage

lyric wasp
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Brags about a 3pts difference after finishing 8th last year and being unable to beat us

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Focus on your own garden

lyric wasp
proud meteor
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comeback szn n that

proud meteor
open owl
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Miss the banter facts so here's another one

Montpellier Banter Fact #14: 2020.

For the winter transfer window, a very classic Montpellier recruitment was announced: a free transfer of a random player that has been getting loaned back & forth the Japanese & South Korean leagues, & who never stepped foot in any European league: our freshest and newest right back: Il-Lok Yun.

During his signing, Sersou (club rep) while literally talking to him in French (and ignoring that Yun does not speak even the slightest of French nor English), is seen on a video trying to put "Il-Lok Yun" on the back of a jersey but getting confused with the letters (borderline ☠️). He gives up and out of nowhere plays and starts dancing Gangnam Style. Yun was visibly traumatized. They settled with hugs and thumbs up to communicate.

Yun ended up staying for a season & a half before leaving, no assists no goals, not even many matches played but good vibes at least!

He quickly went back to Ulsan HD, his current club in the South Korean league.

sterile fractal
sour pendant
oak olive
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Marseille va gagner la ligue 1

sterile fractal
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Lyon will

covert smelt
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Guys the mid season is not finished and you talk about winning title we can't not predict but we can make a balance sheet of your results

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At mid season for Begin

sullen forum
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good luck

covert smelt
open owl
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Nice funeral in 1 hour be there everyone

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@magic island I'm not at the stadium we got this in the bag

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AKORRRR IS BACK!!!!!!!

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WHY THE FUCK IS NZINGOULA ON THE BENCH?!?!?!

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@modern citrus recall him immediately we don't deserve him

modern citrus
open owl
modern citrus
open owl
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😭😭😭

magic island
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#boyccot the games

runic ridge
devout bramble
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guys i can give you a recipe of pancakes

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so

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get the eggs

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you seperate the yolk from the whites

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and then the whites go

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brrr

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until they go

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fluffy

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and i forgot halfway

weak viper
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Hmm I don't think that's related to ligue 1

magic island
open owl
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no more pancakes in france

open owl
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KICKOFF!!!!

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ALLEZ PAILLADE

magic island
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ALLEZ PAILLADE

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Guys why are we playing good

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@open owl pls check if the players are sick

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They are doing too well

open owl
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TCHATO NICE DEFENSE

magic island
open owl
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Maksimovic I fucking love him

runic ridge
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qui parle francais ici

magic island
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69% possession so far

open owl
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Mousa is legit too fast for the ball man

open owl
magic island
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Since when did we have a white goal keeper kit

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Or is it second kit

open owl
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AKORRR NO

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WTFFFF

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AKORR

magic island
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WHAT

open owl
magic island
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NAHHHHHH

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Akors first touch was bad

open owl
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Nah he was defended well by Diop tbf

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But bro

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Tell me you look at this team & tell me they relegate

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No chance

magic island
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(Vs Monaco, Auxere, Lille, Brest)

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But then we play like fucking 5 year olds

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Goal Nice. 0-1.

open owl
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Goal Nice. 1-0.

keen whale
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montpellier fan

open owl
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Laborde... does not celebrate...

magic island
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Banger tbf.

open owl
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Our old worldclass striker...

keen whale
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1-1 nice montpellier

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this is my pronostic

magic island
keen whale
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montpellier prime 2011-12

open owl
magic island
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GOALLLLLLLLL

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GOALLLLLLLL

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GOALLLLLLLLL

open owl
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GOAALALALALA

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GOALLL

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CHOTARDDD

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CHOTARD ON HIS LAST GAME FOR US

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HIS LAST GAME FOR USSS

magic island
open owl
stoic smelt
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Oh

magic island
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No chance he plays vs Lyon?

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Or le puy

open owl
open owl
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It's all rumors

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I guess the only "certain" thing is that this is his last home game

magic island
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I would like Chotard to stay

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But I would like nordin to stay even more

open owl
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I also would like Haaland on my team but we don't get what we want 😭

magic island
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We are making chances

open owl
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Yes man

magic island
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Goal Nice. 1-2.

open owl
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Goal Nice. 2-1.

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For fucks sake

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Best goal I've seen this season so far

magic island
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How do you concede 2 bangers

open owl
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Lecomte is on strike? What the fuck

magic island
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Lecomte put on a cap pls

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Tamari skills

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🔥

open owl
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If Lecomte saves one good shot today I'm cutting my left nut

magic island
runic ridge
magic island
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@open owl what are the chances Nicollin comes on live TV and sacks Gasset

open owl
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He clearly said if we're gonna relegate I'd rather relegate with family

magic island
open owl
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Family = Gasset

open owl
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That was not a hard save

magic island
open owl
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He shot it at him

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Fuck off dazn

magic island
open owl
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Lecomte literally just standing and having shots sent at him

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Why are all Nice players able to have a stroll around the fucking penalty area

magic island
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Now I understand why the stadium is so empty

open owl
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they're all shooting from outside the box like all teams have Lecomte inbetween the posts lmaoo

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only Lecomte concedes those

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FUCKING WHAT A SAVE BULKA

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SEE

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THIS IS A GK

magic island
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In 21/22

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We didn’t start playing well until December

open owl
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If Le Havre wins in 2 hours fuck no we're not avoiding shit

magic island
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Well we still aren’t playing well

magic island
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We don’t have money for a real goal keeper

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Oh Syria vs Kuwait begins in 15 mins

open owl
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WTF

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HE PUNCHED HIM

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WHAT?

magic island
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HT

open owl
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Good thing I didn't go

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Shit team

magic island
open owl
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I didn't

magic island
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But don’t worry in 21/22 we didn’t play well until December

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Well we aren’t playing well in December in this season

open owl
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Diop: "we will keep this score and score more"

magic island
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So uh

open owl
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Lol so funny

magic island
open owl
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xGontpellier is back

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They have 0.31 xG they score 2

magic island
open owl
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All that's needed to show Lecomte level

magic island
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We are so fucked

magic island
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Cuz Bashar fell

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Lecomte pro bashar

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Mashallah, 4 points deep in the relegation zone

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Lmfao the stadium is so dead

open owl
magic island
open owl
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Man holy shit this Laborde goal in slow-mo with a zoom on Laborde's face is HEARTBREAKING

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HEARTBREAKING

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He shoots, looks at Lecomte like "bro... what's happening... is this shit gonna enter?", the ball enters the goal, and I SWEAR TO GOD he rolls his eyes like "for fucks..." and raises his hand

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I love Laborde ngl

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He's literally disappointed because he scored

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& it's not like it's fake or he purposefully decided not to celebrate, it's a genuine reaction

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NICE WTF

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ALMOST SCORED

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WTF IS GOING ON

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EVERYONE IS LEAVING THE BALL

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BOUANANI ALMOST 3-1

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THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

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Lecomte, despite not moving, is FURIOUS at his defenders, FURIOUS

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AKORRRR

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WONDERFUL dribble & shot

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Nah we're DEFINITELY equalizing

keen whale
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What is the score ?

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For nice and Montpellier

magic island
open owl
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FUCKING SHOOT MAN

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FUCKING SHOOTTTT

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WHAT???

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FERRI OUT FOR KHAZRI

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FERRI

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OUT

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FOR KHAZRI???

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LOL?!

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LOL?

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Oh

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Nordin out for Nzingoula

magic island
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Why

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No

open owl
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TCHATO OUT FOR SAGNAN?

magic island
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This is so stupid

open owl
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TCHATO OUT? FOR SAGNAN?

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WHO'S PLAYING ON THE RIGHT

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LOL SAGNAN ON RIGHT BACK

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LOL

magic island
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WE ARE LOSING WHY ARE WE DOING DEFENCIVE SUBS

open owl
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Nah it's not defensive subs

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Acc it is

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I think Maksimovic is on the right?

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No Omeragic

magic island
open owl
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No maybe Nzingoula on RB (?)

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And Omeragic as 6?

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Idk

weak viper
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https://x.com/UNFP/status/1868239298836730329 how has he won the potm trophy 😭

Jonathan David termine en beauté l’année 2024 ✨

✅ Dépasser la barre des 100 buts avec le @losclive
✅Remporter le Trophée UNFP du Joueur du Mois de Novembre de @Ligue1

Félicitations Jonathan 👏

#TropheesUNFP

open owl
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FOR FUCKS SAKE

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IM GOING TO ACTUALLY FUCKING

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT MOUSA JUST SHOOT

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SHOOT MAN

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THIS TEAM I'M NOT EVEN LYING IS GENUINELY MAKING ME MAD

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

open owl
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WTF

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THÉO?

magic island
#

damn

open owl
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THÉO... SAINTE... LUCE?

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Ndiaye on for Akor

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WHY THE FUCK

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OMFG

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WHY DID REF WHISTLE

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GIVE ADVANTAGE MAN

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WOAH WHY DID CLAUSS NOT GET A RED

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WTF

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WHAT????

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HAHAHHAHA

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WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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GOAOAOALA

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GOALLALA

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GOALLL

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THEO SAINTE LUCE

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OH MY FUCKKG GOD

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OH MY DUCKIVNG GOFD

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OH MY FUCKINGGGG GODDDD

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THEOOOOOO

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SAINTE LUCEEE

magic island
#

GOALLLLLLLL

open owl
#

OMFGGGG

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SAINTE LUCW

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KH MY GODDDD

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KH MY GODDD

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THIS IS MHSC HERITAGE

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OMFGGG ALMOST 3-2

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HOLY SHITTTT

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OH MY GODD

magic island
#

COME ON

open owl
#

MOUSAAAAAA

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MOUSAAA

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OH MY GODDDD SO CLSIE

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CORNER MONTPELLIER!!!

magic island
#

NO KHAZRI

#

CORNER?

open owl
#

Watch out for the counters

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COME ON MHSC

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KHAZRI NO FFS

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SHOULD HAVE LEFT NORDIN FOR KHAZRI

magic island
#

WHY DID WE SUB HIM OUT

open owl
#

Nice extremely strong...

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Last 5 mins will be hard

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Very very hard

magic island
#

NOOO

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GOOD SAVE

open owl
#

I'm holding my breath

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This is not gonna be possible

#

GASSET YELLING SO HARD LMFAO

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"JUNIORRRRR!!! JUNIORR!!!!!!"

#

Can hear him from tv

magic island
open owl
#

SO CLOOOSEEE MOUSAAAA

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CORNER MONTPELLIER

magic island
#

COME ON

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PEN?

open owl
#

OMFGG NOOO

magic island
#

oh

open owl
#

THEO SAINTE LUCE NOOOO

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NO NO NO NOOO

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NOOO

weak viper
magic island
#

NO NOOOOO

open owl
#

OPEN GOAL MISSED

magic island
#

NAHHHHH

open owl
#

+4

weak viper
#

lirola got a red card for the same thing

open owl
#

THEOOO COULD HAVE BEEN CROWNED A MHSC LEGEND

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JUNIOOOORRRR

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NOOO

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FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY ARE THEY NOT SHOOTING

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WHY ARE THEY

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NOT SHOOTING

#

BARD FFSSSSSS

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FOR FUCKS SAKE

magic island
#

NOOOO

open owl
#

CORNER MHSC

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Nzingoula misses.

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Too high

magic island
#

noooo

open owl
#

We won't win today.

#

Nice last freekick, additional time is over

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Yellow for Nzingoula

#

Unnecessary.

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Completely unnecessary foul

#

Very close to the box...

weak viper
#

i already know what's happening next

#

unfortunately

magic island
#

FT

#

2-2

open owl
#

FT.

#

2 points lost for us today

magic island
#

I know it’s meant to be a good result

#

But I can’t be happy

weak viper
open owl
#

Still 0-0 for all of our opponents @magic island

#

If Le Havre wins we're almost certainly relegated

#

Esp since we drew to Strasbourg

magic island
#

No way

open owl
#

GOALLLLLL

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BREST!

#

LOSING AGAINST US AND BEATING ALL THE OTHER RIVALS

#

BREST IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD

#

GOALALLAA

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GOALLL GOALL GOALLLLLL

open owl
#

GOALLLLLLL

modern citrus
#

GOOOAAAAAAAAAL

open owl
#

BRESTTTT

modern citrus
#

DIARRAAAAAA

open owl
modern citrus
#

QUELLE FINITION INCROYABLE

open owl
#

EUROPE FOR YOU GUYS

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AND QUICK.

modern citrus
#

noxd

#

first let's avoid relegation

open owl
#

bro ur not in the relegation battle

#

It's only MHSC/Sainté/Havre/Angers/Nantes

modern citrus
#

I think we will finish ventre mou of the ventre mou

#

far from europe but clearing relegation

#

however

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cuz blueco spent like morons