ligue-1

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1833249000591659283?t=vwMLb55gmkKqmZiZgoj2kA&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

Manu Koné ce soir :

80 ballons joués (𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗱𝘂 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵)
9 ballons récupérés (𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗱𝘂 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵)
8/13 duels gagnés (𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗱𝘂 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵)

C’est fort. 🇫🇷😤

Twitter · Sep 9, 2024, 8:59 PM

Respect to him tonight

Also Guendouzi did well ngl

[covert smelt]

Après dembele on lui demande pas de marquer mais de déborder sur son côté

[lyric wasp]

En 1v1 la Belgique reste tjrs au dessus de la France faut revoir des sources la 😅

Et je dis pas ça pcq jsuis un Belge rageux j'ai vraiment vu ça sur wikipedia et j'étais moi même chokbar

Je vais faire un message type Blue | MHSC :

[sinful wing]

ney,ar

[lyric wasp]

ITALY YOU ARE NEXT! THE LOSS AGAINST FRANCE WAS A MISTAKE, YOU WILL TASTE THE GROUND!! WARRA PARTICIPATION IN LAST 2 WCS!! BELGIUM WILL OWN YOU ITALY! BEWARE OF THE BIG WOUT FAES WE AINT LETTING YOU TOP THE GROUP RHAAA 🔥🇧🇪🥇

[sinful wing]

bonojur

[lyric wasp]

Bonsoir

[lyric wasp]

@open owl note l'imitation sur 10

[hushed pollen]

Mbappe will carry psg to another ligue 1 first place hot take

[last sierra]

I got news for you bro....

[shrewd harness]

Euh non y a quand-même une différence entre truquer des matchs et obtenir des avantages fiscaux comme Monaco

Digne et Koné lâche ça

Ça sera Hernandez et tchouameni comme d'hab

[covert smelt]

Manu Kone is better than Tchouameni. He offers more.

[shrewd harness]

Et Mbappé sera titulaire tu le sais

Il est au-dessus de la sélection malheureusement

[covert smelt]

I'm from the future and he isn't going to doing that.

[sinful wing]

drugs

[open owl]

Gênant/10 😭

[weak viper]

Ben oui vu que quelques centaines de milliers de francs c'est plus que des millions d'euros

Et Monaco c'est pas pareil ils profitent du fait que c'est un pays différent c'est légal

[open owl]

Hallelujah https://x.com/santi_j_fm/status/1833460099500704108?s=46

Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM) on X

🚨EXCL: 🔵🟠🇲🇱 #Ligue1 |

🔐 Birama Touré s'est engagé jusqu'en juin 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣ avec Montpellier

@footmercato

Twitter · Sep 10, 2024, 10:58 AM

@magic island the world is falling down, Montpellier HAS RECRUITED A PLAYER!

[lost prairie]

Olá amigos, aqui é o Cristiano, por favor, inscreva-se no meu canal

[magic island]

I used to pray for times like this

[open owl]

https://x.com/arthurperrot/status/1833499281640026278?s=46

Arthur Perrot (@ArthurPerrot) on X

🚨Le nouveau conseil d’administration vient de réélire Vincent Labrune président de la Ligue jusqu’en 2028. 14 voix pour lui, 2 pour Linette, 1 abstention. Cela doit être validé par l’AG.
@RMCsport #RMCLive #LFP #ElectionLFP

Twitter · Sep 10, 2024, 1:34 PM

Vincent Labrune president of LFP until 2028

[lunar gust]

so french football dies before 2028

[open owl]

Yes

[weak viper]

Fuck Laburne

We should all wear the #LaburneOut until he's gone

[magic island]

Ok

[open owl]

Keep ur greenwood one cause laburne is not leaving for 4 more years

[pseudo island]

Ça c juste parce que deschamps est debile

Koné est large meilleur que kanté actuellement et théo hernandez est en chute libre alors que digne est en pleine forme pour un villa qui est en cl

[open owl]

Montpellier vs Saint-Étienne battle on who is the shittest club in the league

10 goals conceded vs 0 goals scored 🔥😍

@magic island this the only battle we will have this season

[sweet shell]

vrm ça

[hushed pollen]

Huh what happend

[last sierra]

you see

Mbappe

doesnt PLAY for PSG anymore

Im sorry to break it to you

[hushed pollen]

Damn

When that happen

Who signed him

[last sierra]

He went to real madrid

for free

[hushed pollen]

FREEEEEEEHSHSBEJJR

[lyric wasp]

PSG better ever since

[hushed pollen]

Honestly ye

Barcola is stepping up

[lyric wasp]

They learnt to play as a team

[hushed pollen]

Yes

It's not just feeding the ball to mbappe anymors

[shrewd harness]

Bah en même temps les montants ne sont pas les mêmes à cause de l'inflation, pis même c'est pas le même but et tu le sais, y en a un ça influence directement le sportif et l'autre bah techniquement non vu que c'est uniquement l'argent qu'on doit à l'état, c'est pas comme si on avait douillé le Barça tu vois

Si jamais on est jugé imaginons, on aura aucune sanction sportive, seulement financière
Au mieux on payera quelques amendes
Au pire on donnera l'argent qu'on devait à l'état français en 2017 et c'est tout t'as capté

Je vois quelques marseillais crier au scandale alors qu'en vrai c'est rien du tout

Dans tous les cas le transfert de Neymar a apporté genre 5× plus à l'état français grâce aux paiements de ses salaires, donc l'état est gagnant au final, pcq si on l'avait pas fait ils auraient pas eu l'argent des taxes liés à son salaire t'as capté

Fin bref

Je vois aucun scandale perso

Ce que je constate juste c'est que la droite républicaine continue de nous sucer le zeub ainsi que celui du Qatar et c'est tant mieux 🤣🤣

[shrewd harness]

Mdrrr c'est pas nouveau ça malheureusement

[shrewd harness]

Après ça reste un profil différent Koné Kante tu vois, y en a un c'est plus un joueur offensif et l'autre défensif

Celà-dit jsui d'accord avec toi lors de ces deux derniers matchs il a pas été bon du tout Kante

Comparé à Manu

Et pour Théo jsui pas d'accord, il sera toujours meilleur que digne sa place de titulaire est indiscutable

Là où jsui 100% d'accord avec toi c'est sur Mbappé et Griezmann

Ils ont rien à faire dans le 11 pour le moment

[lunar gust]

Deschamps qui parle du plafond de verre de Hernandez a croire c'est Christophe Jallet quand c'est un des meilleur latéral du monde ça me tue ça aussi

[open owl]

https://x.com/actufoot_/status/1833731196116705625?s=46

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 OFFICIEL ! Andy Delort 🇩🇿 signe 3 ans avec le Mouloudia Alger, en Algérie ! ✍️

📸 @THEDEAN1921

Twitter · Sep 11, 2024, 4:56 AM

After months and months, it's over.

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1833792433177477348?t=xtgMIcGHbZgm8F0rDyUSWA&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 𝗗𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗿 𝗥𝗼𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲́𝘀. 😔

Un Monsieur qui aura bercé l’enfance de beaucoup par sa façon de commenter et sa passion pour le football.

R I P. 🕊️💐

Twitter · Sep 11, 2024, 8:59 AM

Sad day for French football as one of the greats is gone 😢

[shrewd harness]

Quoi ????

Ptn

C'était le seul de l'équipe avec Apadoo qui connaissait le football jsui yomb

[shrewd harness]

Deschamps c'est le terrorisme tte façon

[lunar gust]

faudrait changer oui mais il partira jamais de lui-même

12 ans qu'il est là ça y est il a la main sur tout

[open owl]

RIP 🙏❤️ grand homme

I remember his video about our champions season

[lunar gust]

🕊️

[magic island]

Fighting for the league ❌
Fighting for the Shittest team in the League ✅

[magic island]

[pseudo island]

Tbf youre much better then asse you played psg nantes and strasbourg they played le havre brest and monaco 😭

Also you actually scored

[open owl]

I guess we'll see who ends in last place

[open owl]

🚨🚨 LIGUE 1 OFFICIALLY RETURNS TODAY

Ptn c'était long

[lyric wasp]

🚨 Le MHSC, Angers et Saint-Etienne sont invaincus depuis 1 semaine !!! 👏

[open owl]

Supprime tu nous vannes trop

J'attendrai avec impatience ta défaite face à Monaco dans un mois

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1834494773379449093?t=x7ZDcfPWzKZVe5vHBlA8Xg&s=19 guys best jersey of the 24/25 season just dropped

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel) on X

𝐋𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐞́𝐧𝐞́𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ⚪️🔵

Retrouvez votre maillot des 1️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ans dès minuit sur https://t.co/RkCj62oGN9 ou dès demain dans les boutiques officielles du club !
@pumafootball #OM125 🌟

Twitter · Sep 13, 2024, 7:30 AM

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-take-my-money-gif-13250127

https://x.com/_BeFootball/status/1834337529832546310?t=0Y3aOKuLaNkRQJGR3BFusA&s=19 wtf

BeFootball (@_BeFootball) on X

Un arrêté préfectoral encadrant les supporters Lyonnais à Lens justifie cette procédure par... La victoire de l'OL en 2002 contre le Racing. 😳

Twitter · Sep 12, 2024, 9:05 PM

[mighty haven]

Congratulations for Donnarumma

[magic island]

Ah merde, on y va encore

(I can confim this is the only sentence in French that I have learnt so far)

[open owl]

Congrats that's good

[errant flare]

PSG vs LFP, 55 million at stake

The LFP has ruled that PSG must pay Kylian Mbappé €55 million in back wages and bonuses (L'Equipe/Le Parisien). This money covers the months of April, May and June 2024, as well as the signing bonus. However, PSG has announced that it will not pay, pending further legal proceedings. Mediation between the parties has failed to produce results, which contributed to the LFP's decision. The club claims that the LFP does not have full competence to resolve the case, which is why it intends to transfer it to another institution (AFP).

Source: L'Equipe/Le Parisien/AFP

[open owl]

MBAPPÉ JULIAN UPDATE OMG

IT'S TIME FOR BANTER

[magic island]

Julian I don’t care what the update is, even Kylian’s showers we need updates for them so that Mr. blue gives us more Banter

[open owl]

Banter Fact #13: 2014

Very worrying end of season (13/14) for Montpellier. In the relegation zone, with only 1 win in 6 matches, Rolland Courbis is interviewed by the media about the club's situation.

Courbis expected the question and was prepared: he brought a whiteboard, wrote all of our future opponents' names on them and started saying how many points we're gonna get from each match, team after team.

"So today I am no longer a coach, I am a math teacher for you. [...] Okay so we have our match against Nantes tomorrow, that's 3 points... [...]".

2 red cards for Montpellier. 2-1 loss at Nantes the next day.

[magic island]

[weak viper]

Goal saint Etienne

[open owl]

Comment ça Lille perd là ??

Sainté goal was amazing

Deflection tbf

[lyric wasp]

Contre Monaco mdrrr encore heureux

Lille va battre Sainté 👆👆👆

[open owl]

Non bah voilà

Tu perdras contre Sainté et puis tu gagneras contre nous

On vous hait

Voilà

[lyric wasp]

Défaite volontaire pour voir Montpellier descendre

[open owl]

Vous êtes surtout très très nuls

Voilà

[lyric wasp]

Vous êtes 17e

[open owl]

On a pas encore joué 🤡

[lyric wasp]

Depuis la vol contre le PSG, nous n'avons plus d'intérêt à se battre pour la petite ligue 1. En revanche, la grande ligue des champions représente notre grand club, nous nous qualifierons l'année prochaine après y avoir terrassé toute concurrence la bas !!!

L'étoile brillera sur notre maillot

Pendant ce temps le mhsc de battra avec Nîmes pour savoir lequel des 2 sera dissout le premier

[open owl]

T'es pas drôle + vous êtes sérieusement nul ça fait mal aux yeux de vous regarder

[waxen palm]

No way ASSE are winning

FT ASSE 1-0 Lille

First Les Verts win since coming back to L1

[open owl]

Mais carrément vous puez vrm la mierda @lyric wasp

Vous pouvez même pas battre sainté c'est quoi ça

[lyric wasp]

saint etienne foudroie montpellier

[open owl]

Très culotté de dire ça

Vous venez tout juste de perdre restez humble

[lyric wasp]

ca change rien au fait que saint etienne foudroie montpellier

tu verras le 24/11

[open owl]

T'es pas drôle + on va les détruire

[lyric wasp]

💀

[lyric wasp]

je suis drole + vous allez perdre contre sainté + contre Lille une semaine apres

[open owl]

Vraiment pas, ratio + on va les foudroyer au moins de 3 buts + Lille à domi**cile** c'est super fa**cile**

[lyric wasp]

💀

[open owl]

U made me make a rhyme man

[zealous saffron]

I was mad I couldn't catch the game today but guess I didn't miss out on much...

[weak viper]

@OM fix your servers

I need to buy the jersey asap

[balmy glen]

I wish... not available in the USA

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1834880925017985120?t=LeSUWJnmrALcf0DW-QSwEQ&s=19

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel) on X

👥 Un coup d’œil sur le groupe à la disposition du coach 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐨 𝐃𝐞 𝐙𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢 🇮🇹 pour #OMOGCN 👀

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 9:04 AM

Balerdi and koné are back

Merlin is out tho

First appearance in the group for bakola too

For once our midfield looks good

[weak viper]

(thx international breaks 😐)

[weak viper]

Can't wait for maupay's late winner against his former club

[open owl]

U know the condition of a late winner is to not be losing

[weak viper]

wont even be a late winner because we're winning 3-0

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1834959649235222903?t=O1YdpFMBZuEQFEkyoHLkOQ&s=19

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel) on X

📝 Et voici le 𝗫𝗜 𝗱𝗲 𝗱𝗲́𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 olympien pour ce choc face aux Niçois !
#OMOGCN 💥

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 2:17 PM

Rongier at RB under Sampaoli >>>

Maupay number 8

[weak viper]

NISSA MERDA

The tifos are gonna be amazing

Update : they are

KICKOFF!

[modern citrus]

@weak viper I went and checked the tifos y'all are nuts

[weak viper]

We are shit rn

Yellow card brassier

We finally shot

Great offside goal by maupay

GIOOOALLLLL

MAUPAYYYYT

HIS DEBUT GOALL

Yh you understood

Against his former club

[weak viper]

Not late but here we go

I think so

HT

Shit first half but we scored

Bro 😭

There are no names today on our shirts 😭

[modern citrus]

mdr Bein
"olympique lyonnais" "greenweed"

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/1834970147389370876?t=Fia1NCUc2QAH6nKx8PJXbQ&s=19

[stark canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/teen-titans-go-mouth-watering-awe-gif-17513597175907300917

we need that

[weak viper]

And we didn't pay a company to make them

Second half started

Another tifo

WHAT A SAVE

OMG

Got a bit lucky yoo

GOOOOALLLLL

WHAT A GOALLLLLL

MAIS C'EST QUI CE JOUEUR???

LUIS HENRIQUEE

Var check.

Confirmed

I swear I've never seen a LW that good with us since payet

[pseudo island]

And the fact that its the same luis enrique we saw last season 😭

Le classique is so hype this year

De zerbi revolutionized the team

[weak viper]

Henrique's gonna replace Vini jr in the Brazil NT

[weak viper]

He wasn't bad last season

He wasn't as good as he is now tho

KONÉ'S DEBUT!

Lirola and Rowe on too

Maupay harit and rongier off

[pseudo island]

🇨🇦🤩

[weak viper]

RED CARD CORNELIUS?????

WHY?

L ref

[pseudo island]

He was "losing time"

[weak viper]

Apparently he was time wasting yh

He didn't do anything bruh

[pseudo island]

Why do everytime canadian defenders play good they get a red

Bombito before now cornelius 😭

[weak viper]

Meité on soon

What a miss by nice

[pseudo island]

What a debut from moukoko

Missed a massive sitter 😭

[weak viper]

Should be a pen honestly

We got lucky

[pseudo island]

This ref is so incompetent

[weak viper]

Nvm Garcia will come on

[pseudo island]

First that bs red card on cornelius now that pen 💀

This ref is just awful

This team is so entertaining ngl im not a marseille fan but i love watching them play

[weak viper]

Luis Henrique off

And now fireworks

Game suspended

Great show but they're not showing up next game

How is rulli that good

It must be illegal

[covert smelt]

The best team in Ligue 1 is playing soon.

[weak viper]

They're literally playing bruh

Bois vert off and Meité on

FT

First home win of the season

https://fxtwitter.com/FreeFoot/status/1834997884262969820?t=pSmFTsKn2f5YKZjk_ArfuQ&s=19

[west isle]

3-0! let’s go!

[loud ridge]

prediction on psg vs sb29

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/PSG_inside/status/1835020313098408122?t=ybJgxIK99PH-7waP4O6zRg&s=19

Paris Saint-Germain (@PSG_inside) on X

Notre onze de départ pour cette rencontre au Parc !

#PSGSB29 I #Ligue1

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 6:18 PM

KICK-OFF!

No WZE or Vitinha tonight

What a save

@west isle damn heard Camara's injury is a bit serious

[west isle]

Shit

That’s not what I needed to hear on my vacation lol

[waxen palm]

Pen Brest wtf

[dry gull]

gol

[waxen palm]

1-0 Brest

[hollow elbow]

never a pen lmao

[dry gull]

Brest is cooking tonight 🔥

[waxen palm]

Couldn't even see how they got that pen

Great...

[weak viper]

Can't watch the game but Allez Brest

[open owl]

GOAAALLLL BREEESSSTTTT

Should've said it like that mate

[waxen palm]

Why would I

We're behind lmao

[rapid sail]

tf asensio

easy tapin

they are recreating psg vs dortmund

[dry gull]

another b team that wins against PSG 🔥

[rapid sail]

nah psg will win

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLLLLLLLL

[dry gull]

[waxen palm]

DEMBELEEEEEEE

LET'S GOOOOOOO

[dry gull]

damn baller 🐐

[waxen palm]

He on fire

Another header hehe

Barcola and him are stepping up like they should

[loud ridge]

lets gooo

1-1

[waxen palm]

Asensio assist too

[open owl]

Cause it's better for french football

[waxen palm]

Yeah but not for my team obv so no

[waxen palm]

Allez Paris come on

@dry gull ?

[dry gull]

nah I thought

[waxen palm]

Oh ok lmao

I just saw it

I'm so late lmao

Asensio offside

Doué and Pacho on

Mendes and Barcola off

[dry gull]

I like his name Bar Cola

[weak viper]

barcola and bois vert both ghosted today

[dry gull]

he should bring out his own Cola

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLLLL

FABIAAAANNNNNNNN

[dry gull]

goaaaal

[waxen palm]

WHAT A GOALLLLLL

[dry gull]

and anothaaaa one

[waxen palm]

GOALLLLLLL

[open owl]

Wtf

Killaura

Hacks

[waxen palm]

DEMBELEEEEEEE

BRACEEEEEEE

[loud ridge]

lets goo 2-1

[open owl]

PSG got timer hacks

no

[waxen palm]

3-1

[dry gull]

3-1

[waxen palm]

What a play from the team

[loud ridge]

lets gooo 3-1

PSG RAMPAGE!!!!!

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/dembele-think-happy-slap-gif-10444811

[covert smelt]

AYY

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1835055925352448469?t=eSuYXgGislKOtkTpFEcX4Q&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗤𝗨𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗕𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗥𝗨𝗜𝗭 ! 🤩❤️💙

Le milieu de terrain du PSG pour inscrire le deuxième but parisien de la soirée.

C’est inarrêtable pour Bizot.

🎥 @DAZN_FR

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 8:40 PM

This is the Fabian I wanted yall, we've been waiting for that since the Euros

FT PSG 3-1 Brest

4 wins out of 4

Good rhythm before the UCL starts against Girona

[loud ridge]

ggs 3-1

[weak viper]

Bro they were sold out after a few hours

There are only 30,000 of them

[open owl]

MAAATTTCCCHHHH DDAAAYYYYY!!! 🔥

FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON DAY!
NORDIN IS BACK DAY!
FIRST WIN AGAINST RENNES AWAY SINCE 10 YRS AGO!
EUROPEAN CHAAAARRGGEEEE STARTS NOW!

The immense Stade Rennais - Montpellier Hérault Sport Club starts in exactly 1 hour & 11 minutes!

ALLEZ PAILLADE ALLEEEZZZ IL NE FAUT RIEN LÂCHERRR 💙🧡

[magic island]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-spongebob-imagination-gif-2024300603359468440

[open owl]

Wtf

Bro ur supposed to be with me here

[magic island]

Bro this traitor

Savanier

[weak viper]

he played in my local club

[open owl]

A lot of players went from Nimes to Mtp

Bro saying traitor

Look at Andy Delort

Every club he said "this is the club of my heart"

He was rumored to join us until like a few days ago acc

He posts an IG story everytime we win etc

Bro is a bigger fan than me

[magic island]

My brother what

[open owl]

Ffs

time to do this again

KICKOFF! RENNES... YOU ARE DEAAADDD!!!!!

I'm about 30 seconds late so if anyone gets a sofa notification or something pls no spoil

[magic island]

What min is it for you

[weak viper]

im waiting for the "Goal Rennes. 1-0."

[open owl]

4:00 rn

35 secs late

[open owl]

Shut up

[magic island]

Oh same

[open owl]

I'm on todtv

[magic island]

I’m watching on DAZN French

[open owl]

arabic commentary legendary

We always get the same commentator tho💀

[magic island]

Bro what was the miss

By Rennes

[open owl]

Very common Santamaria shot tbf

Dzodic playing his first ever match with us btw!

From the youth formation

[magic island]

We are actually getting so cooked

[open owl]

This league cannot spell "striker"

Wtf is stricker

What a sexy pass savanier

[magic island]

We hired a 5 year old

To spell

[open owl]

Dazn did

NORDIN NO

[magic island]

I’m watching on DAZN too

NAHHHHHHH

[open owl]

I'm watching on beinsports but all channels take the dazn broadcast & then commentate over it

It's the same for all leagues

[magic island]

No way they do this to me in my first 2 games as a Montpellier fan

[open owl]

He's good brother dw

[magic island]

Alhamdullah

Yk we aren’t as bad as I thought we would be

[open owl]

Tbf you only watched us play PSG

[magic island]

I still don’t think we are winning this but yeah

[open owl]

And we always eat shit against PSG

[magic island]

Nantes too bro we got cooked there

[open owl]

And we usually play much better away than at home

[magic island]

how

[open owl]

Last season we won 3 times at home

7 times away

If you only take away games, we would've been top 5 last season

[magic island]

Sometimes in the life I feel like there is something wrong

With Montpellier

HOW DO YOU PERFORM BETTER AWAY

[open owl]

Sometimes in the life I'm too comperererive 🤓

That was a foul on Coulibaly lmfao

[magic island]

Mhm

[open owl]

But ok

[magic island]

I uninstall all apps that give me scores because my stream is always delayed

Or put it in no notifications

[open owl]

Lmfao u can just disable notifications for a specific game

It's what I do

[weak viper]

ask OM

[open owl]

? OM won 3 times away in 17 matches 😭😭😭

last season

If u only took away games, Marseille would have gotten relegated 😭😭😭

[weak viper]

every 2 years we perform better away

[open owl]

Fair but last season was horrendous

For u guys

[weak viper]

so this year we will

ik

but with tudor we were better away

[magic island]

Get greenwood out of my league

[open owl]

Almost 15 mins without conceding

😍

NORDIN CLOSE

[magic island]

NOO CLOSE

You know maybe we don’t lose this

Maybe

[open owl]

SAGNAN NICE

[weak viper]

wait until sacko scores a half-line screamer into his own net

[magic island]

Nah I’m dead

[open owl]

AHAHAHAHHA

REAL

YO WE'RE NOT DOING SHIT

[magic island]

THIS IS INSANE

[open owl]

BLOCKED SHOT FROM OUTSIDE THE BOX 🔥🔥🔥

[magic island]

The only way we fuck this up is Sacko forgetting what side is our net

[open owl]

Montpellier won 1 out of the last 16 games against Rennes tho😭🤣

[magic island]

Who said we have to win

A draw would be amazing

Considering the form

Bro this ref

@open owl is it the French female ref

[open owl]

Coulibaly pls

[open owl]

No it's Pignard

[magic island]

Coulibaly keeps getting fouled

But he is pretty good ngl

Wait what position is he

[open owl]

He's good tbf he did an amazing debut against Marseille at home (almost scored a late winner, hit the post) then he kinda became average-bad

[magic island]

Is he subbed off?

[open owl]

Almost like every player we recruited

[open owl]

No just sidelined for a bit

[magic island]

Oh ok

[open owl]

He's back

[open owl]

Mousa, Akor...

[magic island]

Today he is good

[open owl]

Penalty Rennes.

[magic island]

SHSHIGOSHHSHBUOSHBU

[open owl]

Oh it's OUT OF THE BOX

[magic island]

NOPPOOO

oh ok

[open owl]

SAGNAN YELLOW CARD JUST FOR ARGUMENT

NOT FOR THE FOUL

[magic island]

Still very close

[open owl]

WHAT A SUMBASS

THATS NOT EVEN A FOUL

Yeah this is in the goal lmfao

[magic island]

That free kick is way too close

[open owl]

This is worse than a penalty bro

Another yellow for Nzingoula

For argument

Goal Rennes. 1-0.

[magic island]

Is anyone even suprised

[open owl]

Useless

[magic island]

It was so close

[weak viper]

what did i say

[magic island]

Ok I found a better stream

@open owl is it 25:55 for u?

[open owl]

Idk bro

[magic island]

Damn

So many fouls

[open owl]

Becir lost a close relative so he left Rennes early this morning that's why he's not playing 🙏

[magic island]

Rip

We are all with him 😔

[open owl]

Lecomte how the FUCK did that almost go in

[magic island]

10 mins ago we were better

[open owl]

NORDIIIINNNN

SO CLOSE

FUCKKKK

[magic island]

NOOOOOOO

NOOOOOO

[open owl]

Dzodic ?

[magic island]

That should have been scored

[open owl]

Bro hunting birds

I'm on 32:25

[magic island]

32:20

[open owl]

Idk why this game gives me Reims vibes

[magic island]

Rn

[open owl]

Ur very much late

[magic island]

Eh

[open owl]

2-1 win after struggling

💀💀 if only

In reality it's just gonna be 4-0

[magic island]

Stream is very high quality tho

[open owl]

I'll wait 30 secs before announcing

Goal Rennes. 2-0.

Yeah sorry

But this is fucking ridiculous

Fucking horrendous

[open owl]

I'm acc disgusted

[magic island]

How do we do this

[magic island]

At least Ligue 2 is not sponsored by McDonald’s

[open owl]

1 more goal until TV off

[magic island]

Ow

[open owl]

MDZ is mad lmao

[magic island]

His job is actually in danger

If he doesn’t get a win next week he is actually in danger

[open owl]

ADAMS YOU FUCKING

PLEASE

I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE LOSS

I DON'T CARE ABOUT RELEGATION

JUST FUCKING SCORE YOU CLOWN

[magic island]

???

Where was he aiming

HUH

Who is number 8

Adams right?

[open owl]

WOAH

FUCK

[open owl]

Yes

[weak viper]

when will blud score again

[magic island]

I have no sympathy for him

[weak viper]

every time there is a montpellier game it looks like he miss a sitter every week

[magic island]

He missed 2

[weak viper]

even worse 😭

but genuine question when was the last time he scored

[open owl]

Last match bro

Against Nantes

[weak viper]

oh ok

[open owl]

HT.

[magic island]

For like 20 mins we believed

But then

We discovered delusion

[magic island]

You know Sacko isn’t that bad today

[open owl]

The problem is the stats aren't really that bad either

We just genuinely eat ass

[magic island]

They are just better at using chances

[magic island]

What’s the % we win

We will for sure win next week

We just have too

[weak viper]

minus 5%

[open owl]

Ur very very very generous

Our pre-match win odds were 12%

Currently they are at 1%

[weak viper]

we need nimes to promote so that the derby is back next season

[open owl]

Ur not funny

They are relegating just like us

[magic island]

Wallahi tbh I no longer wanna play for Montpellier

(Joke)

Stats are not that bad

We just can finish and we are letting them finish

[open owl]

Sersou, our team commentator for 30+ years during this match:

"At one point you have to cross the ball!!! We have 3 players in their box, cross the ball for god's sake!!! But of course not, Falaye Sacko is blocked & the ball is lost. FUCK!!! Honestly I'm starting to... I'm starting to crack."

[magic island]

It’s time that we question the players thinking

[open owl]

When Sersou is starting to crack, just know we are fucked

[weak viper]

how is he so calm

i would be fuming if i supported montpellier

[magic island]

No shit I have been a fan for 2 weeks and I’m thinking about therapy

Damn 2nd half

[open owl]

2nd half... please concede early so I can go do something with my day at this point

[magic island]

What’s this commentator on, “This season has had both ups and downs for Montpellier”

????

[open owl]

Downs and downs

[weak viper]

wdym ups

[magic island]

I don’t know, American Commentators at it again

[weak viper]

they are just making up shit at this point

[open owl]

"Ups and downs"

[magic island]

Ok I see you

Who shot that

[open owl]

Idk I'm not concentrating too much

I would acc tear my eyes out of their sockets

There we go

[magic island]

Why are we so scared of attacking, we are losing already

We have nothing to lose

[open owl]

I'm ready

Btw we have officially hit -10 GD! 😍🔥

[magic island]

It doesn’t make sense

[open owl]

GOAALLLLL

GOAAALLLLLL

AKORRRRR

[magic island]

GOALLLLLLLLLLL

YESSS

[open owl]

Var check.

[magic island]

Adam’s scored last time against Rennes

Scored again

[open owl]

Did he?

[magic island]

Things you live to see

[open owl]

Yeah he's offside lmfao

[magic island]

NAHHHHH

[open owl]

He's 100% off

Var still didn't confirm

I don't think var is needed he's clearly offside

Clearly

[magic island]

Ref I pay you money later

Please

[open owl]

Laurent praying

Laurent just swallowed the bible

3 min var check

[weak viper]

while paying 30 euros for a restaurant

[open owl]

Goal cancelled. 2-0.

[magic island]

Things you hate to see

Was there a goast

[open owl]

The offside was by 4 millimeters

Nice

Things we love to see by var

Thanks

Fucking useless when are they gonna apply the new offside rule

Goal Rennes. 3-0.

TV off

Fucking finally

Bye guys

[magic island]

Bye.

[magic island]

Shit wants to make me cry

CLOSE BY ADAMS

If we can’t finish those we are not staying in Ligue 1

[open owl]

Saw this on twitter. Not watching the match

[magic island]

You don’t want to

It’s so bad

We are literally giving them the ball

[open owl]

Expected

[magic island]

At least tell me, are the restaurants good?

[open owl]

I hate this joke

Lmfao

Anyway um

Montpellier relegation odds rose from 20% to 33% during this match only

[magic island]

Basically the game since Rennes made it 3:

They keep fouling us
We keep giving them the ball
Our players keep getting injuries from just passing

[lyric wasp]

50%

[open owl]

Bah non

[magic island]

@open owl I’m watching next week but not against Monaco

[open owl]

33% c'est côté à 3

[magic island]

I simply can’t deal with this again

[open owl]

Umm

[lyric wasp]

50% de chances d'etre devant Toulouse et 50% de chance d'etre derriere donc d'etre en Ligue 2

[magic island]

The game against Monaco is late for me

[open owl]

This was us just 2 seasons ago at Monaco

[lyric wasp]

If Angers draws they'll be 17th 🥶

[magic island]

If we are gonna lose I’m not watching that

Might aswell sleep

Michel please resign

It’s better for the team and you

[sterile fractal]

2 years is a long time

2 years ago Bordeaux was still in Ligue 1

[magic island]

Oh also we got a red card

[open owl]

No?

[open owl]

What

Who????

[magic island]

Oh wait I’m stupid

I thought it was a second yellow

[open owl]

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/1835327580985073793?s=46

Honestly what the fuck is the club tweeting lmao

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC) on X

⌚️ 79’ | #SRFCMHSC 3️⃣-0️⃣
📸

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 2:39 PM

Oh it didn't embed

[magic island]

Bro

[open owl]

What the fuck

[magic island]

Bro is so happy we are losing!!!

#MakingHistoryByLosing

ALMOST 4

WHAT A DOUBLE SAVE

+4 Btw

[open owl]

https://x.com/lremoisdanslsud/status/1835315463967936800?s=46

🔴&⚪️🍾 (@LRemoisDansLSud) on X

Je prédis l’avenir : Der Zakarian viré après le match et remplacé par Jocelyn Gourvennec ! #SRFCMHSC

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 1:51 PM

Der Zak sacked after this match and replaced by Gourvennec 💀

[magic island]

FT

[open owl]

Nice

Hope u enjoyed that

If Strasbourg don't win (in 5 minutes), we are dead last of Ligue 1

[magic island]

I literally don’t even blame Der Zak anymore

The players themselves are actually playing so badly

[modern citrus]

IT'S RACING DAY

IT'S EMEGHA MANITA DAY

[open owl]

WHAT

I FUCKING TURNED THE TV OFF, ALL FOOTBALL APPS NOTIFICATIONS OFF

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE THAT THEY SEND ME THE RESULT OF THE MATCH BY SMS

THEY BETTER NOT DO THIS AGAIN AM I GETTING TROLLED

[magic island]

[weak viper]

LMAOO

you can't escape it

[magic island]

They should allow underage drinking for football fans

After what I witnessed today

[open owl]

LMFAO everyone is mad I love this https://x.com/bulkinglaw/status/1835336728862699961?s=46 https://x.com/manu_mtp34/status/1835341621660967326?s=46 https://x.com/flobarce34/status/1835342059756036336?s=46

Kev’ (@BulkingLaw) on X

Ma crush vient de me contacter…

Y’a des messages qu’on ne souhaite manquer pour rien au monde… 😍🥰 #TeamMHSC #SRFCMHSC

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 3:15 PM

ManuMtp (@Manu_Mtp34) on X

Ah ouais vraiment merci pour l’info vous étiez pas franchement obligé hein @MontpellierHSC #TeamMHSC #SRFCMHSC

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 3:35 PM

Tino Costa 34 /Anti élites🖕Anti n*mois 🖕/ (@FloBarce34) on X

Le mhsc vous informe que votre équipe a encore pris une branlée !!!!!🤬🤬👏👏
#TeamMhsc
#SRFCMhsc

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 3:37 PM

[sterile fractal]

lol at least Gourvennec is a Cup competition expert

Montpellier to reach CDF semi finals

[worn kindle]

marseille the best team in the league 🫦🫦

we need a new rb

and better subs

but that can be fixed in 1 or 2 windows if we don’t keep replacing the squad every summer 😭

[weak viper]

Meité could play there but de zerbi seems to not like him

[open owl]

Goal Angers. We're dead last of Ligue 1.

[worn kindle]

i think it’s the opposite

meite lacks fitness

so de zerbi don’t play him as much just like a lot of the subs

there’s a big problem in the team with fitness rn idk where it’s coming from honestly

[open owl]

Goal Toulouse

[worn kindle]

and idk if meite is good enough to start all the time and same w murillo, if longoria signed sildillia it woulda been a perfect team

honestly mbemba is perfect to play at rb

but he’s in the loft so 🤷‍♂️

[worn kindle]

damn bro i’m sorry

what happened to yalls other talents though

?

like esteve

[magic island]

NAHHHHH

[open owl]

Playing at Burnley

Strasbourg have to score we actually cannot be last of Ligue 1

That would shatter my heart

I'll take 17th idgaf but 18th is where I draw the line from

[lyric wasp]

le MHSC peut se préparer a affronter l'ogre Valenciennois des le mois d'Aout

[open owl]

Et toi tu affronteras personne en Europe après la phase de ligue

[lyric wasp]

et toi t'affrontes qui en europe ?

[open owl]

We should have sent you to Ligue 2 when we had the chance in 2018

[lyric wasp]

Lille top 2 french club in UEFA coefficient 👑

[open owl]

Lille lost against Sainté 2 days ago 👑

[lyric wasp]

👑

[open owl]

@modern citrus c'est moi ou vous vous faites marcher dessus par Angers là ?

[lyric wasp]

normal ils ont fait match nul contre montpellier 💀

[open owl]

We're on the same loss streak as u

Très culotté frérot

[lyric wasp]

no, you lost 3

we lost 2

[open owl]

No u lost 3

that return leg was a loss

[lyric wasp]

You have 0 wins we have 3

[open owl]

En mm temps against Angers & Reims

Padur

[lyric wasp]

2 equipes classés au dessus de vous portant

vs avez eu Nantes 💀

[open owl]

Oui bah 3 blessés titulaires en 20 min tu veux qu'on fasse quoi

[lyric wasp]

mettre tt le monde derriere

[open owl]

Nantes bottled a 1-0 lead to a late winner against Reims on the 90+2nd min😭😭

Penalty for Angers.

I can't fucking believe it

No chance

No way

Nvm var canceled

[lyric wasp]

sad

[open owl]

FT in Strasbourg.

It's now confirmed, the last place at the end of MD 4 will be for Montpellier. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[magic island]

Check DMs

Insane shit in Cyprus

[modern citrus]

non pas marcher dessus. ils sont très nuls mais on est aussi nuls qu'eux

[weak viper]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1835387211820535972?s=19 I FUCKING KNEW IT

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵⚪️ Olympique Marseille are in advanced talks to sign Adrien Rabiot as new midfielder!

Negotiations underway with Rabiot on contract terms.

OM are optimistic to get it done in the next 48h — here we go, expected soon!

⏳🧨

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 6:36 PM

I think it's the first player who played for Q$G who join us since Heinze

His return to Paris with us 🔥

[magic island]

I want OM to lose every game until greenwood leaves, but if I’m gonna be honest the alternative is psg winning the league

Lose lose situation

[weak viper]

The best way for greenwood to leave the league is to let him perform so that he get bought next season

[quasi dragon]

Who is this player

Thanks!

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/1835410930252820782?t=DkpQeXNWeXYsGf8XSb2JhQ&s=19 RAAAHHHHH

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel) on X

L’Olympique de Marseille annonce avoir trouvé un accord de principe avec 𝐀𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐭 pour la venue au club du milieu international français.

Le joueur s’engagera avec l’OM sous réserve du résultat de la visite médicale.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 8:10 PM

[sterile fractal]

rigged ass referee

we got robbed

3 goals refused

[open owl]

Marseille are NOT competing for the title ‼️😂🙏

[waxen palm]

WTF

Eh this guy lost my respect after he left the club in some fashion but he's getting cooked once he arrives back in Paris

[modern citrus]

what the fuck

this is the first time in my life where I can hear a marseille fan say they're winning the league in the next few seasons and not call them clinically insane
though it'd need an "off" year from psg (<70pts mb)

[lyric wasp]

what did you expect the refs are helping plens because theyre so miserable that they need help to achieve stuff

[pure sonnet]

Ratbiot x Mason Greenwood duo 🔥🔥 title race might become interesting

[pine fractal]

Why celtic is in Champions league even thouth they don’t play the play-offs ?

And any place in scottish league allows they to participate at champions league

[rare wigeon]

fuck

[rare wigeon]

j'emmerde le milieu de terrain qui joue pour ses rivaux

[lyric wasp]

becasue they won the scottish premeirship

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1835442229395194318?t=vW5mb4NA8YzBS5ejvYV0zQ&s=19 why when players say this they actually go there lmfao

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

Adrien Rabiot en 2016, évoluant alors au PSG :

« 𝗣𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗶 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗮̀ 𝗹’𝗢𝗠 𝗻’𝗲́𝘁𝗮𝗶𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 (en 2013, Marseille le voulait en prêt) ! 𝗖’𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘃𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲. 🗣️❌

Porter ce maillot ? 𝗡𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲.

J’en

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 10:15 PM

[open owl]

Wahi too to Marseille 💀

[rare wigeon]

putain de traître

[thorny geyser]

wait rabiot is joining OM?

[weak viper]

He supports OM bruh

He just said it because he didn't wanna get cooked by your fans

[fading loom]

He kept his word

Top 100 midfielder of rn

[open owl]

https://x.com/mercatoplein/status/1835598556608020496?s=46

Ça y est frère ptn

Mercato Plein (@MercatoPlein) on X

🚨 BUUUUUUUUUUT DE GAETAN PERRIN (QUADRUPLÉ) !!!

Le match n'a lieu que dimanche mais Auxerre enfonce déjà le clou.

MHSC 0-4 AJA

#MHSC

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 8:36 AM

[shrewd harness]

Pas étonnant de la part de ce mec et sa mère la pvte

C'est un mercenaire

Certes c'est un bon coup pour l'OW mais par contre le choix de carrière de rabiot est catastrophique ptdrrr

Ne pas aller à Milan pcq il est trop gourmand au niveau du salaire pour rejoindre ce truc c'est drôle

[covert smelt]

C'est comme elye wahi il dit qu'il ne rejoindrais pas Marseille en 2021

[shrewd harness]

C'est des mercenaires

[covert smelt]

Exact tout pour l'argent

[lyric wasp]

because pourri fc is such a small club

[sterile fractal]

his mother was waiting for offers from big clubs. But none wanted him because of his high salary demand, so he ended up at Marseille

[hybrid rampart]

rabiot to marseille aaa

the next le classique is going to be crazy

the boos that adrien will get

[atomic flame]

No one wanted him, cause they don't want to deal with his mother.

[open owl]

EH OH LE PRESSING LÀ https://x.com/mercatoplein/status/1835765981370585202?s=46

Mercato Plein (@MercatoPlein) on X

🚨 Montpellier s'incline 2-0 en amical face à l'équipe du comité d'entreprise de Nesquik Occitanie.

(Teji Savachier)
#mhsc

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 7:41 PM

Is this what it feels like

[weak viper]

Rabiot singing Paris Paris on t'encule 😭

[open owl]

Let's be honest he's probably not playing against PSG

[weak viper]

He will

[shrewd harness]

Il a vraiment chanté ça ?????????

[weak viper]

Actually no but he was smiling and taking pictures with ppl saying it

My bad I misread

[shrewd harness]

Ah

[covert smelt]

Non il a chanté qui ne saute pas n'est pas marseillais

[rare wigeon]

🤣

[pseudo island]

time to win tomorrow

we better beat sporting

[deep hawk]

We are cooked with Alexsandro

[shrewd harness]

Vraiment un fils de pute

[covert smelt]

Je suis d'accord il y a pas mieux comme définition

[weak viper]

T'es au courant que c'est son club de coeur hein

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1835945441583591502?t=5smjVRKQW1zmhgDPuBs3wg&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗬 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟… 𝗘𝗡 𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝟮 ! 😱

L’expérimenté attaquant anglais va signer ce mardi à Bordeaux. ✍️💙🤍

Le directeur sportif des Girondins, John Williams, qui l’avait ramené à Amiens, l’a convaincu.

🗞️ @lequipe

Twitter · Sep 17, 2024, 7:34 AM

Why is bro downgrading from Amiens to Bordeaux

[covert smelt]

@weak viper Do you know williams work for the two clubs

[weak viper]

Huh

Wdym

[covert smelt]

Yes

He gives a help for bordeaux

[weak viper]

Oh yeah

[covert smelt]

And carroll sign for bordeaux because he wants minutes for play

[shrewd harness]

C'était avant qu'il rejoigne notre centre de formation

Il a fait 9 années chez nous par la suite

Bon certes ça nous fait moins mal que Heinze mais ça reste un fdp

[sinful wing]

paris win fs

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/OM_Officiel/status/1836068867522601159?t=b7YtLFO1iesVhOV9vT7B1w&s=19

[atomic flame]

Don't forget to add #champions-league tonight!

[solar gale]

Rabiot gonna play for marseille after being a PSG player☠️

[covert smelt]

He's getting cooked by PSG when he faces them.

[solar gale]

True

[covert smelt]

He thought Real Madrid would get him but he ended up at Marseille 😂

[waxen palm]

Dw he'll have the sweetest of welcomes when he gets back at Paris

[solar gale]

He had left paris in a bad way also I think

[waxen palm]

Yeah that idiot didn't want to renew after we literally gave him everything

[covert smelt]

And now he's at Marseille 😭

[waxen palm]

His mother had a bad part in there too, who is literally one of the worst "agents" ever

[waxen palm]

Let him be we already know what kind of person he was b4 that

[weak viper]

We went from this to this in less than 10 years 😭

Crazy how except one or two players nobody would start today

[worn kindle]

diarra and mandanda 😔

[weak viper]

Yh the only two

[worn kindle]

nah but we have to win something this season

[weak viper]

All the others can go straight to Saudi Arabia

[worn kindle]

this team is so good we can’t not win something

at least quality for ucl

[weak viper]

fr

[worn kindle]

wrd 2 😂

mbemba needs to go honestly

[weak viper]

Bro this season will be a failure if you don't get top 3

[worn kindle]

ofc the club isn’t gonna play him if he doesn’t wanna renew

[worn kindle]

you right but inshallah 🙏

we’ll see what’s gonna happen

[weak viper]

We need to go at least to the coupe de France semis and ligue 1 challenge Q$G but I have hope

[worn kindle]

only thing the team needs improvement is rb and the bench

[weak viper]

Yh

And LB too

[worn kindle]

honestly merlin is really good

so keep him ig

and garcia/soglo as backup

[weak viper]

Yeah but I mean Garcia isn't good enough for a backup

[worn kindle]

and rb it woulda been perfect if pablo got sildillia and then murillo as backup

[weak viper]

I want to see soglo because he is perfect for that role

[worn kindle]

yeah i remember back last season

when soglo scored on his debut

idk what happened to him since then but he’s really good

[weak viper]

They don't wanna play him because he won't renew

[worn kindle]

regis mughe is mid

[worn kindle]

bruhhh

it’s the clubs fault

i mean on transfermarkt

it says he has 1 year left+2 year extension clause the club can activate

so ion think his contract is a big problem

[open owl]

Goal sporting

@lyric wasp votre numero #4 il est vraiment mauvais

Jsp c qui

Mais en tt cas il s'est foiré 3 fois en 15min

[lyric wasp]

Ca serait pas le terroriste alexsandro ???

[deep hawk]

Alexsandro j'ai preshot hier

[lyric wasp]

Alexsandro est nul a chier

faut le vendre jpp

[deep hawk]

Peut-être que Pep va comprendre qu'il est nul un jour

[unreal axle]

Mandi aussi

[open owl]

Frère

Un effort pitié même Montpellier aurait eu un tir par centre raté de Falaye Sacko ptdrrrr

[deep hawk]

Askip on a de l'ambition mdr

[deep hawk]

Nos joueurs sont sans couilles depuis Prague mdr

[weak viper]

"l'Om FaIt HoNtE à La FrAnCe" 🤡

[deep hawk]

Venant d'un marseillais c'est culotté

On peut vous rappeler votre dernière phase de poule en ldc 👍

0 points

[weak viper]

?? Donc cette même victoire nous a rapporté 0 points?

Et puis même c'est pas comme si l'année dernière on est allé en demi finale de ligue europa

[lyric wasp]

L'OM a finit 8e

a Marseille le foot cest que le weekend

[lyric wasp]

vs avez 1 victoire en LDC sur les 8 dernieres années tu forces trop la

meme moi j'oserais pas mdr

[sterile fractal]

tout ca pour finir dernier du group

[weak viper]

Bah nous au moins quand on va en coupe d'Europe on va loin

Vous avez été une fois en 8eme de LDC ça y est on dirait les supporters de lens

[open owl]

https://x.com/allezpaillade/status/1836279845539512525?s=46 !!!!!

AllezPaillade.com (@AllezPaillade) on X

Michel Der Zakarian sur la sellette ! Sans victoire contre l'AJA, il pourrait être remercié.

Plusieurs pistes (non définitives) pour lui succéder: Jean-Louis Gasset, Philippe Montanier, Jocelyn Gourvennec et Sabri Lamouchi...

#teamMHSC #MHSC 🔷️🔶️
https://t.co/RgfLgTcLWa

Twitter · Sep 18, 2024, 5:43 AM

Philippe Montanier 🤩

They're not letting JL Gasset retire ptdrrrrr

[lyric wasp]

C'était en ligue Europa mmdr

Tu t'es fait éliminer en playoffs

[lunar gust]

montanier, gourvennec, wow that looks like an fc nantes list

[weak viper]

*éliminer honteusement par les arbitres

[open owl]

Montanier is rly not bad

He did a great job at Toulouse

[covert smelt]

The best team in Ligue 1 will be playing soon.

[magic island]

Montpellier ain’t playing bruv

[spice perch]

OL is not playing soon

[lyric wasp]

blud said OL

[snow nacelle]

Let's Go psg !!!!

[snow nacelle]

Best team out there

[magic island]

I despise PSG

Unless your from Paris

[snow nacelle]

How did you become a montpellier fan

[magic island]

@open owl

[snow nacelle]

One very influential man indeed

[magic island]

He explained to me torture

I followed with it

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/PSG_inside/status/1836319575912132656?t=J7ImaNZ3RrBOl8PkGbdXNw&s=19

Paris Saint-Germain (@PSG_inside) on X

📑 Le groupe parisien pour la première rencontre de @ChampionsLeague ! 🔴🔵

#PSGGIR I #UCL 🏆

Twitter · Sep 18, 2024, 8:21 AM

No Gigio as he got a bit injured last game

But Vitinha and WZE are ready for tonight

[covert smelt]

I predict a 3-1 victory for PSG.

This will be the 2nd easiest game for PSG in the CL group stages.

They have to win it.

[pseudo island]

6-1 i predict

For psg

Girona are real bad rn

Psg are in great form

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/1836463163241312435?t=Q19XLtgmU-jeDq0vPTYo5g&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_) on X

🚨 OFFICIEL ! 𝗟𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗗𝗨 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗧-𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗗𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗨𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗔̀ 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗔 ! ❤️💙

C’est Matvey Safonov qui remplace Gianluigi Donnarumma aux cages. 🧤

Vitinha

Twitter · Sep 18, 2024, 5:51 PM

Damn Neves rested but eh that comp is lowkey fire

[waxen palm]

Let's not underestimate them even though it will be tougher than last season ofc

[opal drift]

What happened to Donna???

[waxen palm]

He got a knock against Brest

[opal drift]

Seems more than a knock

[waxen palm]

Unavailable

[waxen palm]

Well a non-serious injury around the thigh iirc

Also bro where were you

[covert smelt]

Enrique should've started Neves but to be fair, Fabian Ruiz deserves to start.

[covert smelt]

Safonov better show up.

From what I've seen so far I'd take Tenas over him.

[rose fable]

Guy psg can win today

??

[pseudo island]

Obviously

[rose fable]

Not obvious bro it 0-0

Maybe end

[pseudo island]

They just need to capitalize their chances

[rose fable]

Asensi out

[pseudo island]

Girona didnt get a single shot yet

[rose fable]

Girona defense not bad bro

[pseudo island]

Kolo muani is better

[rose fable]

If girona score 1 goal it might be 1-1

Because they defense not bad

[pseudo island]

But they wont score

They didnt get a single shot yet

Psg's defense is elite this year

[rose fable]

No bro if psg make mistake or someting and girona go on couner atack

U watches game right now??

[pseudo island]

Yes im watching

And psg are way better lol

[rose fable]

If they dont scor it going hard

U think 1-0??

[pseudo island]

Yeah but watch barcola is gonna score soon

I think its gonna end 2-0

For psg

[rose fable]

Bro not

[pseudo island]

It will

Barcola and dembélé about to cook

And kolo muani will clutch a goal like always

[rose fable]

No

[covert smelt]

Asensio is better as false 9. He creates chances. Kolo is a different player.

[deep hawk]

Dembele and cook in the same sentences 😹

[rose fable]

Is today false 9 tactic??

[covert smelt]

Barcola,Kolo and Dembele better use their pace and give us 3 goals in the 2nd half.

[rose fable]

Bro where is neves

[covert smelt]

If they can't beat Girona at home then Bayern will cook them.

[rose fable]

Do u think thsi game 0-0

Girona defesnse so good bro I watch the match

[covert smelt]

He'll come on in the 2nd half.

[rose fable]

I feel 0-0 maybe 1-0

Wtf psg agasint girona

At home

How

If girona score than psg might draw bro

[covert smelt]

Not really.

Girona didn't had a single proper chance.

[rose fable]

Ok bro but it 1-0?

[rose fable]

BRO GIRONA ALMOST SCOR

[pseudo island]

Dembouse 😭

Wtf was that

Why didnt you pass it to fricking barco or didnt shot

[covert smelt]

This guy is sleeping.

Pass the f*cking ball or take the shot.

[waxen palm]

Minimum job tonight

3 points

[covert smelt]

PSG needs to be more clinical.

[waxen palm]

We missed sm like Osimhen if our so called board knew how to be serious

This was horrendous

[covert smelt]

Goncalo Ramos would've been useful today.

[covert smelt]

They wanted to keep Ramos.

[waxen palm]

RKM didn't do that bad tbh but still he ain't PSG level yet

[waxen palm]

now he's injured

[covert smelt]

Dembele did the worst thing.

Barcola could've got his goal.

The goal difference might end up helping PSG stay higher on the table.

[waxen palm]

Yeah we needed to win tonight because it would've been surely difficult to win the other games incoming

Arsenal next away ☠️

Well they don't have Odegaard but still they're still very good

[covert smelt]

After watching this game. I can say PSG is never winning it.

[covert smelt]

He'll probably be there till then.